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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,290 --> 00:00:08,790 - OH! HO-HO! 2 00:00:08,830 --> 00:00:11,660 PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 3 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:13,400 - YOU'D SERIOUSLY PAY-- 4 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,800 - $1 MILLION TO BE INSIDE OF YOU AGAIN. 5 00:00:15,830 --> 00:00:17,600 - THAT IS FUCKED UP. - I KNOW! 6 00:00:17,630 --> 00:00:19,700 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT, ARE YOU? 7 00:00:19,740 --> 00:00:21,570 - I DON'T KNOW YET. WE COULD REALLY USE THE CASH. 8 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:23,440 - I'M ON MY WAY. HOW ABOUT YOU? 9 00:00:23,470 --> 00:00:25,180 - I WILL BE, SHORTLY. 10 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:27,210 30 MINUTES OR LESS. - OH, HANK. 11 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,680 I DON'T WANT TO WAIT FOR WHAT ALREADY PROMISES TO BE 12 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:31,480 A PRETTY UNPLEASANT CONVERSATION. 13 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:34,280 - I JUST GOT TO SEE YOU SMILE BEFORE YOU GO HOME, OKAY? 14 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,820 ONE TIME? - I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES. 15 00:00:36,850 --> 00:00:38,720 - A DRINK WITH KAREN-- WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 16 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,490 - EVERYTHING'S SO FUCKING CRAZY RIGHT NOW, 17 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:41,860 I DON'T FEEL LIKE I CAN MAKE THE RIGHT MOVE 18 00:00:41,890 --> 00:00:43,860 TO SAVE MY LIFE, AND SHE CENTERS ME. 19 00:00:43,890 --> 00:00:45,430 - HANK, SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME. 20 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:48,300 I GOT TO TRY TO GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT CRYING. 21 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:49,830 I'M AT THE HOSPITAL. 22 00:00:49,870 --> 00:00:53,200 KAREN WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 23 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,210 [House of Pain] 24 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:04,210 * 25 00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:11,460 - * IT'S A LITTLE PAST SUPPERTIME * 26 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:13,790 * I'M STILL OUT ON THE PORCH STEPS * 27 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:17,390 * SITTIN' ON MY BEHIND 28 00:01:17,430 --> 00:01:20,660 * WAITIN' FOR YOU 29 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:24,500 * I'M NOT TRYIN' TO FAKE IT 30 00:01:24,530 --> 00:01:27,500 * AND I AIN'T THE ONE TO BLAME * 31 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:30,510 * NO, THERE'S NO ONE HOME 32 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:35,480 * IN MY HOUSE OF PAIN 33 00:01:35,510 --> 00:01:38,480 * I DIDN'T WRITE THESE PAGES 34 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,520 * AND MY SCRIPT'S BEEN... 35 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:41,820 - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? 36 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:44,350 WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN ON TIME? 37 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:46,220 - DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, HANKY. 38 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:47,560 - WHY NOT? 39 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:50,490 SHE WAS GOING TO MEET ME. 40 00:01:50,530 --> 00:01:52,760 - YEAH, THE GUY WAS DRUNK. HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 41 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,400 IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED ANYTIME, ANYPLACE. 42 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:55,700 - YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 43 00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:57,670 I'VE DRIVEN AROUND VENICE FUCKED UP? 44 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,900 IT COULD'VE BEEN ME BEHIND THE WHEEL. 45 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:00,440 - YEAH, MAYBE SO. 46 00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:01,940 BUT THAT SHIT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. 47 00:02:01,970 --> 00:02:04,270 THIS IS WHERE WE ARE, AND SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY. 48 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:05,810 - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 49 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,680 - [breathing heavily] HOW IS SHE? 50 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:10,710 - SOME FUCKING DRUNK BROADSIDED HER. 51 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:12,720 SHE GOT PRETTY KNOCKED AROUND. 52 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:14,320 SHE'S IN AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS. 53 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:16,720 THERE MIGHT BE SOME INTERNAL BLEEDING. 54 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,290 - [breathing heavily] WHAT CAN I DO? 55 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,460 - YOU CAN STOP CRYING, FOR ONE. 56 00:02:21,490 --> 00:02:23,260 - I CAN DO THAT. 57 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:26,260 [breathes shakily] I'M DOING THAT... 58 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:27,660 RIGHT NOW. 59 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:30,970 - OKAY, AND YOU MAYBE COULD DONATE SOME BLOOD. 60 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,340 SHE MAY NEED SOME. 61 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,800 - [sighs] 62 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,470 IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE... 63 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:39,680 I CAN DO? 64 00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:41,450 HISTORICALLY, I'VE BEEN KNOWN 65 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,810 TO GET A LITTLE BIT WOOZY 66 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:46,580 WHEN IT COMES TO THE GIVING OF BLOOD. 67 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:48,450 MAYBE I WON'T BE THE RIGHT TYPE. 68 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:49,820 [inhales sharply] OW! 69 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:52,320 I'M NOT A FUCKING PINCUSHION, WOMAN! 70 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,220 - I DIDN'T GO IN YET. 71 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:55,690 - REALLY? 72 00:02:55,730 --> 00:02:57,430 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 73 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:59,900 IT SEEMED LIKE I FELT EVERY INCH OF THAT THING GOING IN. 74 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:04,870 - NOW. NOW IT'S GOING IN. - [screaming] 75 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,470 HA! 76 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:09,740 - YOU'RE A SENSITIVE ONE, AIN'T YA? 77 00:03:09,770 --> 00:03:12,840 - HE'S A FUCKING NINNY, IS WHAT HE IS. 78 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,950 - WOMAN WAS A FUCKING BUTCHER, HANK. 79 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:19,880 HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING, BUDDY? 80 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,020 YOU HANGING IN THERE? 81 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:24,990 'CAUSE I'M HERE TO HELP. 82 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,790 I FEEL A LITTLE WOOZY, THOUGH. 83 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,760 [seagulls crying] 84 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:36,030 [indistinct chatter] 85 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:39,500 [door opens] 86 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:41,370 - YOU KNOW, FUCK THIS! 87 00:03:41,410 --> 00:03:43,410 - FUCK, KAREN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 88 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,880 - WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE ABOUT THIS? 89 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:47,340 - I'M ACTUALLY TRYING VERY HARD 90 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:49,010 TO BE THE OPPOSITE OF AN ASSHOLE. 91 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:51,050 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB. 92 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,480 - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP, 93 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,820 ABOUT ME BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 94 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:55,520 - YEAH, WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING IT 95 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:56,890 SO FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO. 96 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,890 - OH, REALLY? HOW CAN YOU TELL? 97 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,360 IS IT BECAUSE I'VE SAID IT OUT LOUD MANY TIMES? 98 00:04:01,390 --> 00:04:02,760 YET HERE I AM, GOING WHERE I DON'T WANT TO GO. 99 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,490 - YOU KNOW, DON'T DO ME ANY FAVORS, OKAY? 100 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:06,700 BECAUSE IT'S JUST OUR ENTIRE FUCKING FUTURE AT STAKE. 101 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,700 - JESUS CHRIST, WITH THE DRAMA, KAREN. 102 00:04:08,730 --> 00:04:10,370 - DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 103 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,700 I'VE HAD TO RESCHEDULE THIS APPOINTMENT? 104 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:12,970 - DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 105 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,440 I'VE PUT MY FIST THROUGH A WALL ABOUT IT? 106 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:15,510 - NO, YOU KNOW, I LOST COUNT. 107 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:16,770 BUT YOU COULD ASK BECCA. - NICE. 108 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:18,410 BRING BECCA INTO IT. 109 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,940 - WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T I BRING BECCA INTO IT? 110 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:21,850 ISN'T SHE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ALL THIS? 111 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,650 ISN'T SHE THE REASON WE SHOULD BE TRYING TO FIX THIS SHIT? 112 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,650 - DON'T FUCK WITH MY SHIT. 113 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,920 - * HAVING FUN IN THE WARM CALIFORNIA SUN * 114 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:31,520 - HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN SUCH AN ASSHOLE? 115 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,390 - DIFFERENT VARIETIES OF ASSHOLE. 116 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:38,400 - SOME MORE PERNICIOUS THAN OTHERS. 117 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:41,430 - WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO US? 118 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:42,870 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 119 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,570 - WE WERE ALWAYS-- WE WERE SO GREAT. 120 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:48,470 YOU KNOW, WE'D GO OUT TO DINNER EVERY OTHER NIGHT. 121 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:51,610 I COULD'VE SWORN WE WERE GONNA GROW OLD TOGETHER. 122 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,610 AND NOW LOOK AT US. 123 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,010 - WE'RE STILL TOGETHER. 124 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:58,980 - YEAH. YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY TOGETHER. 125 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,780 YOU'RE SO TOGETHER YOU'RE CONTEMPLATING 126 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:02,490 LETTING THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE FUCK SOME OTHER GUY 127 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,820 FOR FUN AND PROFIT. 128 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:06,460 - HEY, MARCY'S HER OWN WOMAN, HANK. 129 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:07,820 I CAN'T TELL HER WHAT TO DO. - YEAH, YOU CAN. 130 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:09,830 YOU CAN FIGHT AGAINST THAT SHIT, RUNKS. 131 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:11,600 - WHY DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT STU'S OFFER? 132 00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:12,860 IS NOTHING PRIVATE, RUNKLE? 133 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,560 - HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 134 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,770 I NEEDED HIS COUNSEL. 135 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,500 IT'S A UNIQUE SITUATION. 136 00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:19,500 YOU DIDN'T TELL KAREN? - NO! 137 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:21,740 SHE WOULD TOTALLY FROWN UPON THAT SHIT. 138 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:23,370 - RIGHT, SHE WOULD, 139 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:26,440 BECAUSE SHE'S A SANE AND RESPONSIBLE ADULT. 140 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,980 SHE ALWAYS HAD A WAY OF CENTERING US. 141 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:29,650 SHE WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME, 142 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,010 AND I FUCKED IT UP AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. 143 00:05:31,050 --> 00:05:33,880 - HANK. - NO, IT'S TRUE, MARCY. 144 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,620 YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF CELEBRATING 145 00:05:35,650 --> 00:05:38,990 THE FACT THAT I WAS THE LUCKIEST GUY ON EARTH... 146 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:40,590 I JUST PUSHED HER AWAY, 147 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,460 FIGURING THERE'D ALWAYS BE TIME TO WORK IT OUT. 148 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:44,590 - THERE IS TIME. - NO, WHAT IF THERE ISN'T? 149 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:46,130 WHAT IF--WHAT IF THIS IS IT, YOU KNOW? 150 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,130 WHAT IF WE RAN OUT OF TIME? 151 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:52,500 YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS STU THING. 152 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:54,900 YOU'LL NEVER GET OVER IT. 153 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:59,710 THERE'S SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER GET OVER. 154 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:08,790 [water bubbling] 155 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,920 THAT HIM? 156 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,190 - HANK. 157 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:17,030 - "HANK," WHAT? IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION. 158 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:18,700 - SAVE IT FOR IN THERE. 159 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:20,500 - [sighs] I CAN'T BELIEVE 160 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:22,500 I LET YOU TALK ME INTO HUMILIATING MYSELF LIKE THIS. 161 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:24,430 I'M OUT OF HERE. 162 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:25,640 - HEY, GUYS. 163 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:27,640 WELCOME. 164 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:29,810 - HI. 165 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:37,210 - LET'S DIVE IN, SHALL WE? [door closes] 166 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:42,220 - YEAH. - WHAT BRINGS YOU TO ME? 167 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,850 - SHE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR. 168 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,860 - DIVING RIGHT IN, INDEED. - JESUS, HANK. 169 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,530 - WELL, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE, RIGHT? 170 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,790 TO CUT THROUGH THE BULLSHIT, 171 00:06:49,830 --> 00:06:50,930 GET RIGHT TO THE HEART OF THE MATTER? 172 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,800 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO. 173 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:54,100 - THAT'S NOT THE HEART OF THE MATTER. 174 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,670 - IT'S THE HEART OF THE MATTER TO ME. 175 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,600 IT'S--IT'S WHAT MATTERS TO MY HEART. 176 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:59,200 IT'S THE HEART OF MY MATTER. - KAREN'S RIGHT, HANK. 177 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,840 - WH--WHY DID I KNOW 178 00:07:00,870 --> 00:07:02,540 THAT YOU WERE GONNA SIDE WITH HER IMMEDIATELY? 179 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,240 - NO, NO, NO. NO SIDES HERE. 180 00:07:04,270 --> 00:07:06,480 I'M JUST SUGGESTING 181 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,580 THAT AFFAIRS ARE TYPICALLY A SYMPTOM 182 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:09,950 OF A LARGER PROBLEM. 183 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:11,620 - REALLY? 184 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:13,150 WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY BIG FUCKING PROBLEM 185 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:15,250 IN AND OF ITSELF TO ME. 186 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,990 - SO LET'S HEAR FROM KAREN. 187 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,720 ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR, KAREN? 188 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,160 - NO, I WOULDN'T CALL IT THAT. 189 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:24,490 - HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT? 190 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:26,630 - UM... 191 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,030 HE'S A FRIEND. - AN EMOTIONAL FRIEND? 192 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,570 - I SUPPOSE. 193 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,000 - HOLY SHIT, KAREN. AN EMOTIONAL FRIEND? 194 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,600 I WANT AN EMOTIONAL FRIEND. 195 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,770 WHERE DO I GET AN EMOTIONAL FRIEND? 196 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:40,510 - YOU HAD ONE. 197 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,650 - HAVE YOU MADE LOVE WITH HIM? 198 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,110 - NO. 199 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:48,620 - BUT YOU'VE CONSIDERED IT? 200 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:49,750 - YEAH. 201 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:51,890 - I'M GONNA PUNCH A WALL. 202 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,890 - WHAT'S THE SEX LIKE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU? 203 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,660 - INFREQUENT. - NONEXISTENT. 204 00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:58,930 - HANK, WHY DO YOU THINK... 205 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,130 KAREN HAS DEVELOPED AN EMOTIONAL BOND 206 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,670 WITH ANOTHER MAN? 207 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:06,870 - MAYBE BECAUSE THE GUY IN QUESTION IS-- 208 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:11,070 BILL HIS NAME IS-- FUCKING DIAL TONE. 209 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:13,310 HE THINKS SHE'S HOT, AND HE WANTS TO FUCK HER. 210 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:14,810 SO HE PRETENDS TO BE INTERESTED 211 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,010 IN EVERYTHING SHE'S INTERESTED IN 212 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:17,550 SO HE CAN GET INTO HER KNICKERS, 213 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,080 WHICH WORKS, TRUST ME. 214 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,620 - YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY HARD... - WITH KAREN, IT WORKS. 215 00:08:21,650 --> 00:08:22,650 - TO HAVE A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION... 216 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:23,890 - THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. 217 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,890 - WITH SOMEONE WHO DRINKS HIMSELF 218 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,320 INTO A STUPOR EVERY NIGHT. 219 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,160 - I DON'T SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH A NIGHTCAP. 220 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:30,890 - ARE YOU A BIG DRINKER, HANK? - WHAT? IS THIS AN INTERVENTION? 221 00:08:30,930 --> 00:08:32,960 - DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF AN ALCOHOLIC? 222 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,760 - I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE 223 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,300 TO TALK ABOUT HER EMOTIONAL FRIEND? 224 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:38,840 AND ALL WE'RE DOING IS TALKING ABOUT ME. 225 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:41,070 - WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF? 226 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,040 - WHY IS THIS ALL ABOUT ME? - IT'S NOT. 227 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:45,580 YOU JUST SEEM THE MOST DEFENSIVE AT THE MOMENT. 228 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:48,110 - OH, DON'T SMIRK, KAREN. IT'S UNBECOMING. 229 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:50,780 - YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY UNBECOMING? 230 00:08:50,810 --> 00:08:52,850 IS THE FACT THAT WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE, 231 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,050 THE FACT THAT YOU BURY YOURSELF IN YOUR WORK, 232 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,990 AND YOU GO OUT EVERY NIGHT. 233 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,790 DRINKING AND FLIRTING. - KAREN. 234 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:00,920 - AND YOU--YOU COME HOME TOTALLY WASTED. 235 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,190 YOU NEVER, EVER SEE YOUR DAUGHTER. 236 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:04,190 - I HAVE A MOVIE IN PRODUCTION. - YOU ARE-- 237 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:05,830 - IT'S A BIG FUCKING DEAL. - SO WHAT? 238 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:07,330 - SOME SIGNIFICANT OTHERS WOULD BE PROUD OF THAT. 239 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,200 - EVERYONE'S GOT A FUCKING MOVIE IN PRODUCTION. 240 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:11,700 - OH, I'M PROUD OF THAT. THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM. 241 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:12,840 - SO YOU SHOW YOUR PRIDE BY GOING OUT 242 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:14,200 AND FINDING AN EMOTIONAL FRIEND. 243 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,610 - AND YOU SEEM TO WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE 244 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,940 OF YOUR NEWFOUND STATION IN LIFE, 245 00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:19,980 AND YOU RESENT HAVING A BALL AND CHAIN AT HOME. 246 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:21,980 - NO, I'VE NEVER-- I DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT. 247 00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:23,710 I'VE NEVER PUT IT THAT WAY. - THAT'S KIND OF WHAT YOU MEAN. 248 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,150 - NO, I DON'T. - BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 249 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:27,380 - DO I CROSS PATHS WITH ATTRACTIVE WOMEN? YES. 250 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:30,090 DO I FLIRT WITH THEM? I SUPPOSE. 251 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,090 DO I WANT TO FUCK THEM? 252 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,760 YES! - RIGHT? 253 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:35,690 - WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF BEING A FUCKING GUY! 254 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:36,690 - WHY IS IT A GUY THING? 255 00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:37,990 - BUT I DON'T WALK AROUND 256 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:39,730 TRYING TO MAKE THEM EMOTIONAL FRIENDS 257 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,400 OR CONSIDERING ACTUALLY FUCKING THEM ALL DAY LONG. 258 00:09:42,430 --> 00:09:44,400 - YOU JUST SA--YOU DID. - ACTUALLY. 259 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:46,740 JESUS CHRIST, THAT IS SO GROSS. 260 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:48,640 I WANT TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE DICK, 261 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:50,110 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO, 262 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:53,310 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE. 263 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,310 [slams wall] 264 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:57,850 [wild rock music] 265 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,720 [banging on machine] - HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY, MAN! 266 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,380 IT'S ONLY A DOLLAR, MAN! 267 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:03,850 HERE, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE, YOU KNOW. 268 00:10:03,890 --> 00:10:05,150 KNOCK IT OFF. YOU KNOW, TRY AGAIN. 269 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:06,760 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ME BACK. 270 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:09,660 - SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. 271 00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:11,900 - HEY, YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY, I GET IT. 272 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:14,400 I'VE DONE IT MYSELF MANY TIMES. 273 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:18,130 MAYBE NOT SO MUCH SWEARING, THOUGH. 274 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:21,740 - YEAH. - ARE YOU WAITING ON SOME NEWS? 275 00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:25,680 - YEAH. YOU? - YEAH, YEAH, MAN. YOU BET. 276 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:29,880 [sighs] MY WIFE, SHE'S IN SURGERY--CANCER. 277 00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:31,410 WE'VE SEEN THE INSIDE OF THIS PLACE 278 00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:32,950 A LOT THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS. 279 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,680 - I'M SORRY. 280 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,190 MY--MY LADY'S BACK THERE, TOO, SOMEWHERE. 281 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,190 - WELL, THEY SAY WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART. 282 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:43,830 TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN OR SUNG. 283 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,430 HOW LONG YOU BEEN MARRIED? - NOT MARRIED. 284 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:49,700 JUST TOGETHER ON AND OFF FOREVER, REALLY. 285 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:51,900 WE JUST--WE WEREN'T ON THE BEST OF TERMS 286 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,300 WHEN THIS HAPPENED. 287 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:55,940 - HEY, MAN, I'VE BEEN MARRIED 44 YEARS. 288 00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:58,440 AND YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS GONNA BE ON THE BEST OF TERMS. 289 00:10:58,470 --> 00:10:59,810 - 44 YEARS. 290 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,240 WELL DONE, SIR. 291 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,180 - YOU KNOW-- WELL, YOU KNOW, IT TAKES TIME. 292 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:04,910 BUT ONCE YOU GET ON THE OTHER SIDE 293 00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:07,080 OF ALL THE BULLSHIT, YOU REALIZE 294 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,850 THAT THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ALL ALONG, 295 00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:12,190 YOU KNOW, HAVING A FRIEND TO HOLD YOUR HAND 296 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:14,060 WHILE LIFE KICKS YOU IN THE ASS 297 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,830 AND REMINDS YOU THAT THAT BODY OF YOURS 298 00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:18,460 IS JUST ON LOAN. 299 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:21,930 - YEAH, SOMETIMES YOU SEE THINGS REALLY CLEARLY, 300 00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:24,130 AND THEN JUST-- IT GETS CLOUDY AGAIN. 301 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,870 - HEY, WELL, THAT'S LIFE, KID. 302 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,200 I MEAN, IF IT WAS EASY, WE WOULDN'T NEVER FUCK UP. 303 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:31,940 WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY REGRETS, WE'D HAVE PERFECT KIDS, 304 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:34,380 AND WE'D SPEND EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY BEING HAPPY. 305 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,010 NOW, YOU KNOW ANYBODY LIKE THAT? 306 00:11:36,050 --> 00:11:38,750 NO, 'CAUSE I SURE THE HELL DON'T. 307 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:43,390 YOU KNOW, YOU TAKE IT EASY ON THIS THING. 308 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,230 [cell phone beeps] 309 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:53,260 [line trilling] 310 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:57,230 - A BOY CALLED ME "WEIRD" TODAY. 311 00:11:57,270 --> 00:11:58,840 - YOU ARE WEIRD. 312 00:11:58,870 --> 00:12:01,140 - BAD WEIRD? - BEAUTIFUL WEIRD. 313 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:03,170 AND I WILL TOTALLY KICK THAT BOY'S BUTT 314 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:05,840 IF YOU WANT ME TO. - NO. 315 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,440 HE'S KIND OF CUTE. - GROSS. 316 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,250 YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG TO SAY SUCH THINGS. 317 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:14,280 - IT SEEMS LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS MAKE THE WORLD GO AROUND. 318 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,990 - NOT ONLY ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL WEIRD, 319 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,850 BUT YOU'RE ALSO WICKED SMART. 320 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:20,560 I'VE MADE A PRETTY DECENT LIVING WRITING ABOUT BOYS AND GIRLS. 321 00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:23,260 - SPEAKING OF BOYS AND GIRLS... 322 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:24,930 - YES? 323 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,000 - ARE YOU AND MOM GOING TO GET A DIVORCE? 324 00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:29,300 - HOW CAN WE GET DIVORCED? WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED. 325 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:30,870 [chuckles] - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 326 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,070 - I DO. 327 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,800 NOT IF I CAN HELP IT, BABY GIRL. 328 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,810 - YOU CAN HELP IT. 329 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,010 - YEAH? - BY NOT FIGHTING SO MUCH. 330 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,810 - I'M SORRY. 331 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,440 - BUT IT'S WEIRD. 332 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,410 OTHER TIMES YOU GUYS SEEM LIKE YOU REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER, 333 00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:45,880 LIKE IN THE MOVIES. 334 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,050 - IT'S NOT LIKE IN THE MOVIES. 335 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,420 - WHAT ABOUT TV? 336 00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:52,960 - NO, NOT TV OR MOVIES. 337 00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:56,190 MOMMIES AND DADDIES HAVE THEIR WORK CUT OUT FOR THEM. 338 00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:58,460 - I DON'T SEE WHY IT'S SO HARD. 339 00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:00,300 - I'M GLAD YOU DON'T. 340 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,570 YOU GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO LEARN THAT LESSON. 341 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,170 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND 342 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,840 WHY YOU GUYS GET SO MAD AT EACH OTHER. 343 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,940 HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO PUNCH THE WALL? 344 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,580 - I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT ANYMORE. 345 00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:17,610 - YOU PROMISE? - I PROMISE. 346 00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:19,450 YOU KNOW WHY ELSE? 347 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,850 'CAUSE IT REALLY HURTS. 348 00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:24,920 - RACE YOU HOME? 349 00:13:24,950 --> 00:13:28,290 - RACE YOU HOME. 350 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,870 - [yawns] 351 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,070 [sighs] POOR HANKY. 352 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:44,510 - THIS REALLY PUTS IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE, HUH? 353 00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:47,340 - HOW DO YOU MEAN? 354 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:50,980 - WE'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH ALL THE WRONG STUFF. 355 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:53,950 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS 356 00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:56,020 IS THAT YOU'RE HEALTHY, 357 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,520 YOU'RE OKAY, 358 00:13:57,550 --> 00:14:00,520 AND YOU'RE RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW. 359 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:06,100 - YOU'RE RIGHT, RUNKS, BUT WE GOT TO GO HOME SOMETIME, 360 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,660 AND WE'RE STILL GONNA NEED MONEY. 361 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,300 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 362 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,900 THERE HAS GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY. 363 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,900 AND WE'LL FIND IT, I PROMISE. 364 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,670 - OKAY. 365 00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:20,110 YEAH. [sighs] 366 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:22,580 THIS KIND OF THING DOES PUT EVERYTHING INTO PERSPECTIVE. 367 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:24,450 I MEAN... 368 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,420 WHY THE FUCK DO WE MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF SEX? 369 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,250 IF THAT WAS YOU IN THERE RIGHT NOW, 370 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:32,590 I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU SPANKED YOUR SECRETARY 371 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,290 OR FUCKED THE NANNY. 372 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,030 IT ALL JUST MELTS AWAY. 373 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:38,690 I ONLY CARE THAT YOU'RE OKAY. 374 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:41,400 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 375 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,700 - YEAH. 376 00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:45,570 - I MEAN, IF I HAD BEEN MORE UNDERSTANDING 377 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,040 OF THE FACT THAT YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS KINK IN YOU, 378 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,270 THEN WE NEVER WOULD HAVE FALLEN DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE 379 00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,670 TO BEGIN WITH. - YEAH, YEAH. 380 00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:54,580 BUT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CONTROL MYSELF. 381 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:57,950 - YEAH, BUT LIKE IT OR NOT, IT'S JUST THE WAY WE'RE WIRED. 382 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:01,680 IF SOME HOT, YOUNG THING ASKS YOU TO SPANK HER, 383 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,350 YOU'RE GONNA GET A FUCKING BONER. 384 00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:05,090 YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING JERK OFF TO IT. 385 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,430 IT IS JUST THE LAW OF THE FUCKING JUNGLE. 386 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:12,430 - I REALLY HATE THAT YOU'RE MAKING SO MUCH SENSE RIGHT NOW. 387 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:15,430 - I KNOW. IT'S SO ANNOYING, RIGHT? 388 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:18,100 I MEAN, LIKE, IF STU TEXTED ME 389 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:21,040 A PICTURE OF HIS WEEN RIGHT NOW, I'D PROBABLY GET A LITTLE WET. 390 00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,740 BUT THAT IS PURELY OUT OF REFLEX. 391 00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:25,210 - I DIDN'T NEED THAT, MARCY. 392 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,580 - [sighs] BUT IT'S TRUE, RIGHT? 393 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:33,380 I MEAN, WE ALL HAVE THINGS THAT TRIGGER OUR AROUSAL, 394 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:38,620 AND IF WE JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THEM AS NORMAL AND NOT DENY THEM, 395 00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:42,760 THEN WE COULD JUST MOVE THE FUCK ON WITH OUR LIVES! 396 00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:44,730 OH, JESUS, RUNKLE. 397 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,560 - LOOK ALIVE, RUNKS. 398 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:59,480 [tense music] 399 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:06,580 * 400 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,620 - WELL, THAT WAS A--THAT WAS A REALLY POSITIVE EXPERIENCE. 401 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,230 I FEEL REALLY GOOD 402 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:18,790 ABOUT THE STATE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. 403 00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:20,500 - SAYS THE GUY WHO PUT HIS FIST THROUGH A WALL. 404 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,130 - DO NOT BE CHANGING MY SHIT, WOMAN. 405 00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:23,700 - OH, HANK, DON'T BE SUCH A CHILD. 406 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,430 - DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING NAG! 407 00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:28,500 - YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T PUT ME IN THAT BOX, OKAY? 408 00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:30,370 JUST BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO GROW UP, 409 00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:32,540 IT DOES NOT TURN ME INTO A NAG. 410 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:35,180 GOD, HANK, YOU'RE SO FUCKING SELFISH. 411 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,550 I MEAN, EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND YOU, YOU KNOW? 412 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,250 IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO, WHAT YOU WON'T DO. 413 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,780 IT'S--IT'S THIS IS YOUR LIFE, 414 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:43,650 AND WE'RE JUST ALL THESE SUPPORTING CHARACTERS IN IT. 415 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:45,050 - YEAH, AND LOOK WHO'S GIVING 416 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,460 THE PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME RIGHT NOW. 417 00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:48,260 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. 418 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,130 IT'S SO FUCKING MISERABLE. 419 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,330 [car horn honking] - IT IS FUCKING MISERABLE. 420 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:57,270 [tires squealing] 421 00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:01,140 [car horns blaring] 422 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:03,440 - * GET UP, GET OUT, GET INSIDE THE OUTSIDE * 423 00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:04,570 - FUCK ME. 424 00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:08,680 - * GET UP, GET OUT, GET IN 425 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,550 * BUMP AND GRIND 426 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:13,720 * BUMP AND GRIND 427 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,860 [engine stops running] 428 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,090 - YOU OKAY? 429 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,760 - I'M FINE. - SORRY ABOUT THAT. 430 00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:26,860 - ME TOO. - [sighs] 431 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,730 WE COULD'VE FUCKING DIED BACK THERE, KAREN. 432 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:32,740 - PRETTY MUCH. - 'CAUSE OF YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC. 433 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,710 - WE WEREN'T FIGHTING OVER MUSIC, HANK. 434 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:41,210 - I KNOW, BUT IT ALL JUST SEEMS SO SILLY NOW... 435 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,750 ALL OF IT. - I KNOW. 436 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:47,180 - WHERE DID WE GO WRONG? 437 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,620 WE WERE PERFECT ONCE. I WOULD SWEAR TO THAT. 438 00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:52,460 - WE'VE BEEN IN IT AWHILE. WE HAVE A CHILD. 439 00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:54,190 WE'RE NOT SPECIAL. 440 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:57,790 I MEAN, I KNOW YOUR WRITER'S BRAIN WANTS TO MAKE US 441 00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:00,130 INTO SOME LOVE STORY OF THE AGES OR SOMETHING. 442 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,200 - 'CAUSE WE ARE. - MAYBE, MAYBE. 443 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:04,200 BUT WE STILL NEED TO WORK AT IT, YOU KNOW, 444 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:06,470 JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD. - MM-HMM. 445 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,410 - IT'S NOT GONNA FIGURE ITSELF OUT. 446 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,140 WE NEED TO... 447 00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:13,540 I DON'T KNOW-- IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME 448 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,640 SINCE IT WAS JUST ABOUT FIERY SEX. 449 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,210 - [sighs] YEAH. 450 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,580 IT WAS NEVER JUST ABOUT FIERY SEX, KAREN. 451 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,420 THE SEX WAS PRETTY FIERY, THOUGH, WASN'T IT? 452 00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:27,490 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX. 453 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,290 - I-I-I KIND OF DO. 454 00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:31,830 ISN'T THAT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, IS A COMPROMISE? 455 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,530 - SHUT UP. - AND KISS YOU? DONE. 456 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,430 DONE. 457 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,810 - HELP. 458 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,230 - HELLO. 459 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,560 - HI... SISTER? 460 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,830 - WHAT BRINGS YOU IN? 461 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:43,730 - MY WIFE WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 462 00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:45,300 - I'M VERY SORRY. 463 00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:47,000 IS SHE GOING TO BE OKAY? 464 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,740 - DON'T KNOW... NOW. 465 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:53,310 - ARE YOU A RELIGIOUS PERSON? 466 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,710 - NOT REALLY, 467 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:57,250 WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE I OFTEN DREAM 468 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,710 ABOUT BEING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS, 469 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:01,320 BUT IN--IN REAL LIFE, NOT SO MUCH. 470 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:04,720 - IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU? 471 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,990 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK? 472 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,720 - NO, I-I'M GOOD. 473 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,860 I WAS JUST KIND OF LOOKING 474 00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:11,390 FOR A NEW PLACE TO SIT AND WAIT. 475 00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:15,460 - ARE YOU OF ANY PARTICULAR FAITH? 476 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,630 - I'M A WRITER. 477 00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:18,730 SO I BELIEVE IN SITTING DOWN, 478 00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:21,040 SHUTTING MY EYES, AND HOPING FOR THE BEST. 479 00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:24,640 BUT BEYOND THAT, I-- NOT REALLY, NO. 480 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:25,870 - WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE 481 00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:27,740 A PRETTY GOOD DEFINITION OF PRAYER TO ME. 482 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,610 - SISTER, I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK THE MAN UPSTAIRS 483 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:31,480 WOULD BE TOO INTERESTED IN HEARING FROM ME. 484 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:34,050 I'VE BEEN A PARTICULARLY WAYWARD SON. 485 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,350 - EVERYONE SAYS THAT. - NO, NO, NO. 486 00:20:36,390 --> 00:20:37,820 I'M A BLASPHEMOUS MESS. 487 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:40,390 IF THERE'S A TOP TEN MOST UNWANTED LIST 488 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:42,890 UP THERE, I-I COULD VERY WELL BE ON IT. 489 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:45,360 - MAYBE SO. 490 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:48,930 BUT RIGHT NOW YOU JUST SEEM LIKE A MAN WHO LOVES HIS WIFE. 491 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,070 - I DO. 492 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,940 I REALLY DO. AND-- 493 00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:57,070 I MEAN, WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED. YOU KNOW, WE--WE LIVE IN SIN. 494 00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:58,510 [chuckles] 495 00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:59,810 WE HAD A CHILD TOGETHER, BROKE UP, 496 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,380 GOT BACK TOGETHER, BROKE UP, 497 00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:03,910 LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT, YOU KNOW. 498 00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:05,780 - YOU REALLY ARE A WAYWARD SON. 499 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:07,380 - I TOLD YOU. 500 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:10,450 YOU'RE VERY PLEASANT, SISTER... 501 00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:11,920 VERY AGREEABLE. 502 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,520 - YEAH. 503 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,660 SIT. 504 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,530 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 505 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,060 HOPE FOR THE BEST. 506 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:21,700 [Red House Painters' Metropol 47] 507 00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:25,070 * 508 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:31,840 - * FLASH YOUR SMILING FACE AT ME * 509 00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:36,550 * OPEN YOUR EYES WIDE AT ME * 510 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:39,350 - [blubbering lips] - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 511 00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:41,420 WE JUST MADE THE FUCK, WOMAN. 512 00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:43,720 NO, I'M GONNA AMEND THAT. 513 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,560 I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB AND SAY WE MADE SOME LOVE. 514 00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,890 AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THAT PHRASE. 515 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,690 BUT WE MADE THAT SHIT. 516 00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:53,500 WE MADE THAT SHIT RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN LITTLE PRIVATE IDAHO 517 00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:55,760 OF SIN AND SEX JUICES AND... 518 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,430 - OKAY, ARE YOU FINISHED? 519 00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:58,700 - I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS. 520 00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:00,970 I'VE JUST STARTED. 521 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,110 - DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE? 522 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,610 - TO GO AGAIN? 523 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,610 YEAH, JUST-- JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES OR... 524 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,910 FOUR. 525 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,750 NO, ACTUALLY, I'M READY TO GO NOW. 526 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,110 LET'S DO-- - NO, NO, NO. 527 00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:15,020 DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE, YOU KNOW, 528 00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,850 HAPPILY EVER AFTER? 529 00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:19,660 - YEAH, BABY. 530 00:22:19,690 --> 00:22:21,660 JUST THINK. 531 00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:24,460 WE GOT TO BOTTLE THIS FEELING AND BUST IT OUT 532 00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:27,600 EVERY TIME THINGS GET A LITTLE CLOUDY. 533 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:29,530 - YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT REALLY WORKS, RIGHT? 534 00:22:29,570 --> 00:22:32,030 COUPLES WHO HAVE GREAT SEX-- 535 00:22:32,070 --> 00:22:34,740 THEY ALWAYS MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE. 536 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,870 - [chuckles] - DO THEY? 537 00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:38,510 - WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT, KAREN. 538 00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:40,440 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 539 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,680 - 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU TO DEATH. 540 00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:47,580 - REALLY? - I'M SURE OF THAT. 541 00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:53,390 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 542 00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:58,090 COME HERE. 543 00:23:03,470 --> 00:23:05,430 YOU READY? 544 00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:07,870 - YES. 545 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,710 - EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR. - YEAH, IN A MINUTE. 546 00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:20,550 - HEY, HEY. 547 00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:21,980 - SHE HAS A CONCUSSION. 548 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,690 - OH, JESUS! 549 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,520 - BUT THERE'S NO INTERNAL BLEEDING. 550 00:23:25,550 --> 00:23:27,820 SHE'LL BE HERE FOR A COUPLE DAYS, BUT... 551 00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:29,930 SHE'S A VERY LUCKY GIRL. 552 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,990 - OH, MY GOD. 553 00:23:32,030 --> 00:23:33,930 THANK GOD. THANK GOD. 554 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,000 - CAN WE SEE HER? 555 00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:36,800 - ONE OF YOU CAN GO BACK. 556 00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:38,530 ARE YOU THE HUSBAND? 557 00:23:38,570 --> 00:23:41,800 - YES. YES, HE'S THE FUCKING HUSBAND. 558 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,540 GO SEE YOUR FUCKING WIFE. 559 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:46,840 - THIS WAY. 560 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,250 - [exhales deeply] OH, MY GOD. 561 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,210 HONEY. 562 00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:54,550 OH. 563 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:55,680 [clears throat] 564 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,620 OH. NO. 565 00:23:57,650 --> 00:23:59,620 NOT HERE. - NOT HERE? OKAY. OKAY. 566 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:02,590 [monitor beeping] 567 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,250 - [groans softly] 568 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,750 - [groans softly] 569 00:24:29,790 --> 00:24:33,590 - THIS DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING, YOU KNOW. 570 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:36,890 I'M STILL PISSED AT YOU. 571 00:24:36,930 --> 00:24:39,260 - I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 572 00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:43,200 - * GOOD MORNING, DEAR 573 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:47,200 * I HOPE I DIDN'T WAKE YOU TOO SOON * 574 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:54,610 * BECAUSE MY MIND IS GROWING TIRED * 575 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,210 * TOO MUCH THINKING WHAT I SHOULD DO * 576 00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:04,620 * I PICTURE YOU OUT THERE 577 00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:07,690 * IT MUST BE BEAUTIFUL 578 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,090 * THIS TIME OF YEAR 579 00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:12,630 [Marcy babbles] - HELLO, SIR. 580 00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:14,060 - FINALLY. 581 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:16,200 - I INTERVIEWED A NEW ASSISTANT TODAY. 582 00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:17,770 - WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE? 583 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,100 - WELL, THE AGENCY CAUGHT HIM 584 00:25:19,130 --> 00:25:21,670 LOOKING AT PORN ON THE COMPUTER. 585 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:23,040 - OH, GROSS. - OH, IS THAT A CRIME NOW? 586 00:25:23,070 --> 00:25:24,670 - MAYBE THEY WERE AFRAID 587 00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:26,240 HE WAS BEATING OFF AT WORK-- I DON'T KNOW. 588 00:25:26,270 --> 00:25:28,640 - OH, THAT'S FUCKING FOUL, CHARLIE. 589 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,350 JERKING OFF AT WORK-- SAVE THAT SHIT FOR THE SHOWER. 590 00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:34,080 - AH, I DO NOT LIKE TO STAND UP AND MASTURBATE. 591 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,780 - [groans] 592 00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:37,120 - LOOKING DOWN, SEEING MY OWN BELLY, 593 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:38,920 IT TAKES ME OUT OF THE GAME. 594 00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:40,590 - LOOKING DOWN AND SEEING YOUR GREAT WHITE UNDERBELLY 595 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:41,860 WOULD TAKE ME OUT OF THE GAME TOO. 596 00:25:41,890 --> 00:25:43,230 - IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 597 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:46,090 AND YET, I LOVE TO SIT DOWN WHEN I PEE. 598 00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:47,930 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, KAREN? 599 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,230 - HEY, HEY, GUY OR GIRL ASSISTANT? 600 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:52,130 - OOH, GI-I-I-RL. 601 00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:55,070 SHE'S GOT FUNKY HAIR, HANK, AND TATTOOS ALL OVER. 602 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:57,610 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU BE CAREFUL, RUNKS. 603 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,010 DON'T GO DIPPING YOUR HELMET INTO THAT SHIT. 604 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,080 I'LL BITE IT OFF. 605 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:01,880 TRUST ME, I WILL. 606 00:26:01,910 --> 00:26:04,110 AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE AN INCH OFF THAT THING. 607 00:26:04,150 --> 00:26:06,620 [cell phone rings] - I TRUST YOU, MARCELLA. 608 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:08,680 - OKAY. 609 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,290 HEY, WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU GUYS 610 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,020 OUT ON THE TOWN FOR WEEKS. 611 00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:13,760 WHAT GIVES? WHY NOW? WHY? 612 00:26:13,790 --> 00:26:16,830 HELLO? HELLO? 613 00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:20,360 - NOTHING. JUST SOME DAYS YOU SEE EVERYTHING CLEARLY. 614 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,230 - WE ALMOST DIED TODAY. 615 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:24,830 AND THEN WE WENT HOME AND FUCKED EACH OTHER'S BRAINS OUT, 616 00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:26,700 WHICH PUT US IN A PRETTY GOOD MOOD. 617 00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:28,840 AND GAVE US AN APPETITE. 618 00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:31,370 - HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU GUYS FUCK? 619 00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:33,780 BECAUSE RUNKS AND I ARE STARTING TO SLUMP. 620 00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:34,840 - HEY, NOW. 621 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,380 - WHAT? IT'S TRUE. 622 00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:38,050 KARENINA, YOU DON'T THINK 623 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,850 I'M STARTING TO GO THROUGH THE CHANGE, DO YOU? 624 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,250 BECAUSE... - STARTING? 625 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,990 - I STILL GET REALLY WET. - YES, YES, YOU DO. 626 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,050 I THINK THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME POP SO FAST. 627 00:26:45,090 --> 00:26:47,790 - YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY WE DON'T GO OUT, 628 00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:50,160 BECAUSE EVERY TIME WE DO, CHARLIE SAYS SOMETHING 629 00:26:50,190 --> 00:26:52,330 THAT MAKES ME THROW UP IN MY MOUTH. 630 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,860 - SHE STARTED IT. 631 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:55,730 - HEY, WELL, TRY LIVING WITH THAT SHIT. 632 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,270 TRY LIVING WITH THAT SHIT. I DIDN'T. 633 00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,900 - YOU THINK WE'LL BE DOING THIS YEARS FROM NOW? 634 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:02,400 - WHY WOULDN'T WE BE? 635 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,910 WE'RE THE BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. 636 00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:07,880 - WE HAVE GOT TONS MORE BUSINESS TO DO, MY FRIEND. 637 00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:10,210 WE ARE NOT DONE TAKING THIS TOWN BY STORM. 638 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:12,880 - I'M NOT SURE IF THIS TOWN IS DONE TAKING US BY STORM... 639 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,220 FROM BEHIND... 640 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:17,150 - ALWAYS. - NOT SO MUCH AS A REACH-AROUND. 641 00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:19,450 BOYS AND GIRLS... 642 00:27:19,490 --> 00:27:21,060 - OH, WE'RE CHEERS-ING. 643 00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:23,030 - TO HARD COCKS, WET PUSSIES, 644 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:26,290 BALD HEADS, SMURFS, AND WEATHERING THE STORM. 645 00:27:26,330 --> 00:27:27,830 [glasses clinking] 646 00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:29,100 - L'CHAIM. 647 00:27:29,130 --> 00:27:30,900 - ARE YOU JEWISH? - GESUNDHEIT. 648 00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:32,800 - I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S THE WHISKEY TALKING, 649 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,800 BUT I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS. 650 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,170 - I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO. 651 00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:39,410 - ESPECIALLY YOU. 652 00:27:43,810 --> 00:27:46,850 - THEY'RE DOING IT. - AW. YOU SHOULD KISS ME NOW. 653 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,950 WE'RE KISSING. - SO WE HAVE TO. 654 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:51,850 both: MM. 655 00:27:51,890 --> 00:27:54,720 - THAT'S GOOD SALAD DRESSING. 656 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:59,960 - * EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE HAD A LATE NIGHT * 657 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:05,130 * BECAUSE I NEED A LITTLE HELP * 658 00:28:05,170 --> 00:28:11,370 * BABY, TELL ME I'LL BE ALL RIGHT * 659 00:28:11,410 --> 00:28:16,510 * 'CAUSE EVERYTHING AROUND ME'S CHANGED * 660 00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:19,350 * BUT THE GARDEN 661 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:23,390 * THAT YOU PLANTED REMAINS 47546

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