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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:09,260 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,290 --> 00:00:13,400 - WHOA! YOU HAVE A SURPRISINGLY BIG DICK. 3 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,200 OH, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO BE WITH YOU, LEVON. 4 00:00:16,230 --> 00:00:18,270 - I'M NOT SAYING WHAT HE DID IS RIGHT. 5 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,300 BUT I GET WHERE HE'S COMING FROM, YOU KNOW? 6 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:22,510 HE'S A GUY. HE JUST WANTS TO GET LAID. 7 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:24,410 IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL. 8 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,140 - YOU HAVE ANOTHER FAMILY. 9 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:31,150 THE BOTTOM HAS JUST OFFICIALLY DROPPED OUT OF OUR RELATIONSHIP! 10 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:32,650 - HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN ANY THOUGHT 11 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,220 TO TAKING ON A MANAGER? 12 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:35,650 - I COULD TOTALLY SEE US WORKING TOGETHER. 13 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:37,420 YOU HELP ME GET THE SHOW OUT FROM UNDER RATH, 14 00:00:37,450 --> 00:00:38,820 AND I'M ALL YOURS. 15 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:42,690 THERE IS NOTHING LIMP DICK ABOUT YOU, CHARLIE. 16 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:44,760 - I MEAN, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 17 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:47,400 IS IT COOL IF, UH, I PURSUE HER? 18 00:00:47,430 --> 00:00:48,830 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING TO REKINDLE? - NO. 19 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:50,230 NO, NOT AT ALL. - WHY NOT? 20 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:51,540 - THIS IS-- - IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. 21 00:00:51,570 --> 00:00:53,100 - A TERRIBLE IDEA. 22 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,780 [guitar playing] 23 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:05,580 - HEY! YOU RANG? 24 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:07,720 - YEAH. HOW'S THAT OUTLINE GOING? 25 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:09,250 - NOT GREAT. 26 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:11,260 IT'S KIND OF LIKE HAVING AN IMPACTED BOWEL 27 00:01:11,290 --> 00:01:13,290 AND YOU'RE FORCED TO STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 28 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:16,560 AND PRY THE SHIT OUT ONE DRY, FLAKY CHUNK AT A TIME, 29 00:01:16,590 --> 00:01:18,330 EXCEPT WITH WORDS. 30 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,770 - THANK YOU FOR THAT. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 31 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,170 DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED. 32 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,740 - JUST ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW MUCH I SUCK. 33 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:28,100 - COPY THAT, MOTHERFUCKER. 34 00:01:30,210 --> 00:01:33,910 - UM, I AM GOING OUT ON A DATE WITH JULIA TONIGHT. 35 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:36,910 - OH. THE REAL REASON YOU SUMMONED ME. 36 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:39,620 - MAYBE. YOU OKAY WITH THAT? 37 00:01:39,650 --> 00:01:42,250 - IF THE LADY'S COOL WITH IT, I'M COOL WITH IT. 38 00:01:42,290 --> 00:01:44,190 - WHAT ABOUT THE KID? YOU THINK HE'LL BE COOL WITH IT? 39 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:45,890 - I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT SUCH THINGS. 40 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,660 - YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, MR. RATH, SIR? 41 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,530 - YEAH, HEY! COME IN, COME IN. 42 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,900 HAVE A SEAT. 43 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:55,670 HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? - COULDN'T BE BETTER. 44 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,270 - GOOD. - WANT SOME CHOCOLATE? 45 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:58,540 - NO, THANK YOU. 46 00:01:58,570 --> 00:02:00,900 LISTEN... UH, I WANTED YOU TO KNOW 47 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:03,810 THAT, UH, I'M TAKING YOUR MOM OUT TONIGHT. 48 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,280 HANK SUPPORTS IT. - YEAH, I-I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. 49 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:09,750 - WHAT, SHE TOLD YOU? - YEAH. 50 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,380 WE TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING. 51 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:12,920 - EVERYTHING? 52 00:02:12,950 --> 00:02:14,880 - PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. 53 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,890 ONE TIME, MY AUNT JESSE STAYED WITH US FOR A FEW DAYS, 54 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,790 AND IT WAS RIGHT AROUND THE TIME I STARTED JERKING OFF. 55 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:21,660 SO SHE LEAVES A PAIR OF HER PANTIES BEHIND. 56 00:02:21,690 --> 00:02:23,230 I USED TO SNIFF 'EM WHILE I HIT IT. 57 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:24,930 REALLY ENHANCED THE ORGASM, YOU KNOW? 58 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,560 - THEN I STARTED TO FEEL, LIKE, WEIRD AND GUILTY ABOUT IT, 59 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,700 SO I TOLD MY MOM. 60 00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:30,270 SHE WAS SO FUCKING COOL ABOUT IT. 61 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,340 SHE'S PRETTY HOT FOR AN AUNT, AUNT JESSE. 62 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,240 - MAYBE I SHOULD RETHINK THIS THING. 63 00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:36,510 - OH, NO, NO. DON'T. 64 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:37,940 LOOK, LOOK, MY MOM'S A GREAT LADY. 65 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:41,310 SHE--SHE DESERVES TO HAVE FUN WITH MEN. 66 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:43,450 GROSS. 67 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,950 J-JUST BE COOL, OKAY? 68 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:46,680 ANYONE CAN BE A DICK. BE A GENTLEMAN, YOU KNOW? 69 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,450 THINK ABOUT IT LIKE IF I WAS GONNA DATE YOUR MOM. 70 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:51,390 - I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT. 71 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:53,620 MY MOM IS DEAD. 72 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:57,360 - OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA. 73 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:59,300 WAS SHE HOT? 74 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:01,330 - HOLY SHIT. 75 00:03:01,370 --> 00:03:02,600 - HEY, YOU KNOW, 76 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:05,440 THE--THE GOOD NEWS HERE IS I'M TOTALLY FREE TO HANG TONIGHT. 77 00:03:05,470 --> 00:03:09,810 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 78 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,810 [upbeat music] 79 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:20,950 * 80 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:02,760 - SO WHO RECOMMENDED YOU? 81 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:06,930 - MOMMY! WHY ARE YOU HURTING THAT LADY'S "BAGINA"? 82 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,570 - STUART, I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM. 83 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,970 MOMMY'S WORKING. 84 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,740 - IT'S OKAY, HONEY. SHE'S NOT HURTING IT. 85 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:13,840 I MEAN, IT HURTS A LITTLE BIT. 86 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:15,910 ACTUALLY, IT HURTS A LOT. 87 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:17,770 BUT SHE'S JUST TAKING THE HAIR OFF. 88 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:19,040 - OKAY, YEAH, HE DOESN'T NEED TO-- 89 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,610 - WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE HAIR OFF? 90 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:21,810 - STUART-- 91 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:24,450 - BECAUSE BOYS LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS. 92 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,650 - HONEY, I NEED YOU TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM NOW. 93 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,820 - I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. 94 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,050 IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG PINK WALNUT. 95 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:33,090 - ALL RIGHT, THEN, RUN ALONG NOW. 96 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,020 - WOW. 97 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:37,060 HE IS SO CUTE. [chuckles] 98 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:40,060 - YES. HE IS A LITTLE DOLLY-- 99 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,930 JUST LIKE HIS DAD. IT'S WEIRD. 100 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:45,840 OKAY, SO WHO RECOMMENDED YOU? 101 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,640 - STU BEGGS. 102 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:49,710 - OH, OKAY, MY EX. 103 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,940 - YEAH. 104 00:04:50,970 --> 00:04:52,780 HE SAID THAT YOU PROBABLY NEEDED THE WORK. 105 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:56,050 HE SAID THAT YOUR HUSBAND ISN'T MUCH OF AN EARNER, SO... 106 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,080 - I'M SURE HE DID. 107 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,580 AND, NO, HE IS NOT. 108 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,690 - HE TALKS ABOUT YOU A LOT, ACTUALLY. 109 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,090 I THINK THAT HE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 110 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:09,130 WELL, ACTUALLY, HE HAS SAID THAT OUT LOUD, LIKE, A LOT. 111 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,830 [laughs] 112 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:13,900 - WAIT. SO HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 113 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:17,470 - HE'S A CLIENT. - OH, OKAY. 114 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,700 SO WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, A PUBLICIST OR SOMETHING? 115 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:21,970 - MORE LIKE... - A HOOKER? 116 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:23,470 - YEAH. - YEAH! 117 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:25,610 - PRETTY MUCH. - THAT'S REAL NEAT. 118 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,110 - SORRY. 119 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:29,650 - NO, IT'S FINE. NO JUDGMENT. 120 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:33,980 SO, UH, STU'S BIG INTO PROSTITUTES THESE DAYS. 121 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:35,650 - YEAH. - YEAH. 122 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:37,990 - YEAH, HE MUST BE NURSING A BROKEN HEART OR SOMETHING 123 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:40,720 BECAUSE HE DROPS A LOT OF CASH ON 'TUTES. 124 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,590 I LIKE TO THINK THAT I'M HIS FAVORITE, 125 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:45,630 BUT HE'S NOT REALLY VERY PICKY. 126 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:47,800 - HMM. - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH. 127 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:50,800 HE CALLS ME MARCY WHEN WE BONE. 128 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:52,100 [laughs] - OH! 129 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,440 GOOD TO KNOW. [slapping] 130 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:59,040 - * I WISH I COULD MEET ELVIS * 131 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,710 * AND TALK TO HIM FOR A WHILE * 132 00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:04,650 - CHEERS. 133 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,750 SHIT! JESUS CHRIST, THAT TASTES AWFUL. 134 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:12,490 - DRINK UP, NANCY. IT'LL PUT HAIR ON YOUR BALLS. 135 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,160 - I'VE GOT TOO MUCH HAIR ON MY BALLS. 136 00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:16,460 YOU SEE THIS FUCKING MOP? NOW PICTURE MY BALLS. 137 00:06:16,490 --> 00:06:19,460 THIS IS A HOUSE WHERE THE CARPET DEFINITELY MATCHES THE DRAPES. 138 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,770 - YEAH, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE THAT PHRASE. 139 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,500 - IT'S NOT? - NO. 140 00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:24,570 - OH. 141 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,740 - YOU'VE REALLY NEVER HAD A SERIOUS GIRLFRIEND. 142 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:29,510 - WELL, NOT REALLY. 143 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:32,910 I MEAN, I'VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF TEXTING RELATIONSHIPS, 144 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:34,140 BUT THEY ALWAYS END WITH ME SAYING 145 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:36,080 SOMETHING REALLY INAPPROPRIATE, 146 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:38,180 AND THEN THE GIRL GOES SILENT, 147 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,020 AND THEN I END UP TEXTING HER A HUNDRED MORE TIMES, 148 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:41,620 AND HER PARENTS CALL MY MOM, 149 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:43,490 AND I GET A SERIOUS TALKING-TO ABOUT CYBERBULLYING. 150 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,050 IT'S--IT'S A REAL FUCKING BUMMER. 151 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:46,690 - YEAH, YOU NEED TO START DEALING 152 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,930 WITH SOME REAL LIVE WOMEN ONE-ON-ONE. 153 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,060 - OOH, THAT IS FUCKING SCARY. 154 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:53,960 - YEAH, BUT STILL-- OH. 155 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,030 HERE'S YOUR SHOT. - YOU SURE? 156 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:58,500 - GO FORTH. - [ahem]. 157 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:02,970 - OH! - HI. 158 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:04,670 UH, HI, PR--PRETTY LADY. 159 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:06,580 UM... 160 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:09,810 DO--DO YOU--DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A DRINK WITH ME AND MY DAD? 161 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:12,620 WE JUST RECENTLY STARTED A RELATIONSHIP WITH EACH OTHER. 162 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:15,080 - HEY, I KNOW YOU. 163 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,220 - DUDE, DID YOU BANG HER? - SHH. SHUT UP. 164 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,090 REALLY? WHERE FROM? 165 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,890 - I WAS YOUR STUDENT. - OH, YEAH. 166 00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:23,590 - I TOOK YOUR WRITING CLASS. 167 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:25,730 - THAT'S RIGHT. I TAUGHT FOR A WHILE. 168 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,060 I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT. HOW WAS I? 169 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:30,230 - HONESTLY, I'VE HAD BETTER. 170 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:32,970 - HONESTLY, I'VE BEEN BETTER. THAT WAS A DARK TIME. 171 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,800 BUT ALLOW ME TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU 172 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,970 BY INTRODUCING YOU TO A PROMISING YOUNG ACTOR 173 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:38,110 ON THE RISE... 174 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,840 - OH. - LEVON. 175 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,550 - COOL. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN IN? 176 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,750 - NOT--NOT MUCH OF ANYTHING, REALLY. 177 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:46,980 I MEAN, SOMETIMES I FILM MYSELF DOING FAMOUS MOVIE MONOLOGUES, 178 00:07:47,020 --> 00:07:48,120 AND I PUT THEM ON YOUTUBE. 179 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:49,750 I FIGURE SOMEONE WILL EVENTUALLY-- 180 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:51,250 - OH, HE'S BEING MODEST. 181 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:53,620 HE'S WORKING ON A NEW SHOW CALLED SANTA MONICA COP. 182 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:56,290 - I-I'M JUST A P.A., REALLY. I-I GET LUNCHES AND SHIT. 183 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:57,660 - COOL. 184 00:07:57,690 --> 00:08:00,600 HEY, YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH THAT GIRL 185 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:01,970 WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A STRIPPER, RIGHT? 186 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,970 - WHAT? THAT IS SILLY. 187 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,270 TEACHERS SLEEPING WITH STUDENTS--THAT'S NOT COOL. 188 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,770 - NO, IT WAS A REALLY BIG DEAL. 189 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:13,780 DIDN'T YOU FUCK THAT T.A. TOO AND THE DEAN'S WIFE? 190 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:15,280 [laughs] 191 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:19,020 YOU WERE FAMOUS THAT SEMESTER. YOU FUCKED THEM ALL. 192 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:20,680 - WOW. - HEY... 193 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,250 COULD I GET A PICTURE WITH YOU? 194 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:25,020 MY FRIEND IS GONNA LOSE HER SHIT. 195 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:27,620 WOULD YOU MIND? 196 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:31,830 - THANKS, DAD. 197 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:39,070 ONE, TWO, THREE. 198 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,950 - GOLDIE? 199 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:58,090 YOU IN THERE? 200 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,960 - WHAT FUCKING TOOK YOU SO LONG, RUNKLE? 201 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:04,060 - I CAME AS SOON AS YOU CALLED. ARE YOU OKAY? 202 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:08,330 HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? - OBVIOUSLY. 203 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,300 MAYBE THIS IS A MISTAKE. - WHAT? WHAT? 204 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:13,640 WHY? WHY? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 205 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:15,770 - I NEED A MANAGER WHO CARES ABOUT ME 206 00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:17,740 AS MUCH AS ABOUT WHAT ME CAN DO FOR HIM. 207 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:20,080 - I D GOLDIE, VERY MUCH SO. 208 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:21,850 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 209 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,820 HOW CAN I HELP? - GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING SHOW. 210 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:27,350 - WHY? 211 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:28,890 - RATH HUMILIATED ME. 212 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,720 - AH. WHAT DID HE DO? DID HE HIT ON YOU? 213 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:35,360 - NO! HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 214 00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:38,760 I'M SURE HE THINKS I'M AN UNFUCKABLE MONSTER. 215 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:43,130 - OH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE AT ALL. 216 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:45,130 - THANK YOU, CHARLIE. 217 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:47,040 [crunching] 218 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:49,040 YOU MAKE ME FEEL REALLY SEXY. 219 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:52,380 - OH, I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT EXACTLY. 220 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:55,080 BUT GOOD, I GUESS. 221 00:09:55,110 --> 00:09:57,850 SO WHAT DID RATH DO? 222 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,680 - HE FUCKING REWROTE MY SCRIPT. 223 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,990 - [scoffs] OH, WELL, ISN'T THAT, 224 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,250 YOU KNOW, PAR FOR THE COURSE IN TELEVISION? 225 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:07,020 - EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINE? 226 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:09,860 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I DIDN'T WRITE ONE USABLE WORD? 227 00:10:09,890 --> 00:10:12,860 NOT EVEN A FUCKING PREPOSITION OR TWO. 228 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:13,800 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 229 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,800 SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO, GOLDIE? 230 00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:17,970 WOULD YOU--WOULD YOU WANT ME TO, UM... 231 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,740 - HAVE HIM KILLED. 232 00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:24,140 HAVE HIM KILLED. 233 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:26,010 - OKAY. 234 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:30,350 UH, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PUT A PIN IN THAT ONE, HMM-- 235 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,750 FOR NOW, JUST FOR NOW-- 236 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:36,090 AND WE LOOK AT THAT AS A, UM... 237 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,450 YOU KNOW, LAST-RESORT SITUATION? 238 00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:42,190 - YOU KNOW, THE VERY LEAST YOU COULD FUCKING DO 239 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:44,430 IS CALL HIM AND RIP HIM A NEW ASSHOLE 240 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:46,430 SO THAT HE KNOWS I CAN'T BE TREATED 241 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,160 LIKE SOME GIRL FROM THE STREET, OKAY? 242 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,800 I'M A WORLD-CLASS WRITER AND PRODUCER, 243 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,800 AND I'M GONNA HAVE MY OWN SHOW ONE DAY, 244 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,740 IF THAT MEANS GIVING UP EVERY OUNCE 245 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:58,370 OF PERSONAL HAPPINESS TO GET IT. 246 00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:00,240 - I WILL TALK TO HIM. 247 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:04,710 - PROMISE? - I PROMISE. 248 00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:10,850 - WILL YOU DRIVE ME HOME? 249 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:13,460 - SURE THING, GOLDIE. - OKAY. 250 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:16,290 - LET'S GO. - ONE MORE DRINK. 251 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,000 - AAH! RAAH! - HE'S A LITTLE MONSTER! 252 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,930 I'M GONNA GETCHA, I'M GONNA GETCHA, 253 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:26,040 I'M GONNA GETCHA! - I'M GONNA GET YOU! 254 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,440 - OH, MY GOD. 255 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,910 THIS IS THE BEST PLAYDATE STUART'S EVER HAD. 256 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:33,080 - THEY DO HAVE CHEMISTRY, THAT'S FOR SURE. 257 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,240 - HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD KID. - HE IS, HE IS. 258 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,210 I JUST WISH I COULD GET HIM LAID. 259 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,480 - CAN YOU GET ME LAID? 260 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:40,880 - MAYBE WE CAN KILL TWO PERVS WITH ONE STONE. 261 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,890 YOU DEFLOWER HIM. IT'S A WIN-WIN. 262 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,960 - LISTEN, I'M HORNY AS FUCK THESE DAYS, 263 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,490 BUT SERIOUSLY, I DON'T THINK 264 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,990 THAT KID'S GONNA LAST LONG ENOUGH 265 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:50,290 FOR MOMMY TO GET HERS. 266 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,330 - MAYBE HE NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP. 267 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,260 - WHAT, LIKE A THERAPIST? 268 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,370 - YEAH, OR A... 269 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,100 [clicking tongue] 270 00:11:58,130 --> 00:11:59,840 - LIKE A HOOKER? - YEAH. 271 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:02,140 - HANK, I WAXED A HOOKER TODAY. 272 00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:04,270 SHE WAS YOUNG AND CUTE AND TOTALLY DOWN TO FUCK. 273 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,370 - REALLY? - YEAH. 274 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:07,110 [Stu grunting] 275 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,910 PROBABLY SPENDY. - IT'S ONLY MONEY, RIGHT? 276 00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:12,080 - OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 277 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,180 THAT KID WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU BUST HIS HYMEN LIKE THAT. 278 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,390 CHICK WAS FUCKING BANANAS HOT! 279 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,820 - THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 280 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:20,290 LET'S JUST HOLD ON A SECOND. - OKAY. 281 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,230 - JUST WAIT, WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 282 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:24,130 IS THIS WRONG? 283 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,860 I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE. I CAN'T FUCKING TELL ANYMORE. 284 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,100 - ME NEITHER. 285 00:12:30,130 --> 00:12:32,140 - [laughing] 286 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:35,300 - LET ME SEE IF SHE'S AVAILABLE. - GOOD IDEA. 287 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,210 HELLO, AGAIN. - HI. 288 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,950 THANKS FOR THE RIP THIS MORNING. MY PUSSY LOOKS FANTASTIC. 289 00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:46,580 - IT REALLY DOES. I MEAN, GREAT JOB! 290 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,350 YOU COULD EAT OFF THE FUCKING THING. 291 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:50,290 - THANK YOU. AND YOU ARE? 292 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,860 - JIM. NICE TO MEET YOU, SWEETIE. 293 00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:53,420 - OH. NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 294 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,560 - IS THIS HIM? 295 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:57,090 - NO! HA HA! NO, SORRY. 296 00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,830 - HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET EXCITED 297 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,330 ABOUT THE FUCKING JOHNS HERE. 298 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,330 - SORRY. HE'S A REALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY. 299 00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:04,030 - YOU MUST BE THE PIMP. 300 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:06,870 - WHAT IS THIS, LIKE A FUCKING BLAXPLOITATION MOVIE? 301 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:09,070 I MEAN, WE DON'T REALLY USE THAT TERMINOLOGY ANYMORE. 302 00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:10,310 - OH. 303 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:11,540 - YEAH, I'M MORE LIKE HER MANAGER, 304 00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:12,580 THE GUY THAT YOU HAND THE MONEY TO... 305 00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:13,910 - OKAY. - LIKE, RIGHT NOW. 306 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,380 - OH, OH, YEAH. SURE, SURE, SURE. 307 00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:17,180 SO HOW DOES IT WORK? WHAT'S THE SPLIT? 308 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,450 MY GUY GETS 15%, 309 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,550 AND HIS PIMP HAND IS NOT STRONG AT ALL. 310 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,890 - WHAT ARE YOU, THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU? 311 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,190 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 312 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,620 WHERE'S THIS DUDE SHE'S GONNA FUCK? 313 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:26,860 - HEY, GUYS. - HI! 314 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,290 - KAREN, HELLO. - HI! 315 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,160 - HI! - KAREN! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 316 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:32,230 WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR GUESTS A DRINK OR SOMETHING? 317 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:35,160 - YES, I'M GONNA DO IT. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 318 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,100 - UM, WELL, YOU'VE BEEN DUCKING MY CALLS. 319 00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:38,400 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 320 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:41,070 - OKAY, SO I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT BECCA. 321 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,440 - I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I'M DUCKING YOU. 322 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:44,010 - WELL, WHY? 323 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,570 I MEAN, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER ABOUT LEVON? 324 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,480 - WHEN IS SHE GETTING BACK? - IN A FEW WEEKS. 325 00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:49,350 - IN A FEW WEEKS, THEN. - WELL, HANK, 326 00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:52,250 SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE DUCKING HER CALLS TOO. 327 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,280 - KAREN, I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO HER ON THE PHONE 328 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,480 ABOUT THIS SHIT, OKAY? 329 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,990 AND IN FACT, WHEN I DO IT, 330 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,620 I THINK WE SHOULD DO IT TOGETHER, YOU AND I. 331 00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,190 - NO! - YEAH. 332 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,230 - NO, NO, NO. I KNEW-- 333 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,630 I AM NOT GONNA GET INVOLVED 334 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:06,100 IN YOUR DYSFUNCTIONAL SHIT, OKAY? 335 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:08,030 WHAT IS--WHAT ARE YOU HI-- WHAT IS THIS? 336 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,400 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 337 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,630 - WHO IS THIS? 338 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:14,140 - MARCY INVITED SOME WAXING CLIENTS OVER. 339 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,070 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MARCY? - YEAH, YEAH. 340 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,910 I'M HAVING A CLIENT OVER FOR A DRINK. 341 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,540 - OKAY, WELL, UM, HOW COME SHE'S HERE SO LATE 342 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,410 AND DRESSED SO SLUTTY? 343 00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,010 - MAYBE SHE'S GONNA GET A FACIAL. 344 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:25,750 - RIGHT. REALLY? 345 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:27,420 DOES SHE ALWAYS TRAVEL WITH... 346 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,650 [whispering] SEX TOYS? 347 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,650 - YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT SO AVERSE 348 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:33,390 TO, UH, RUBBERIZED HELP. - THAT'S TRUE. 349 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,560 - YAY! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 350 00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:37,960 LITTLE STUART IS OFFICIALLY ASLEEP. 351 00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:39,530 WE READ BOOKS. WE PLAYED THE TICKLE GAME. 352 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,660 - HE LOVES THE TICKLE GAME! 353 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,330 - I KNOW. I ALSO TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DUTCH OVEN. 354 00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:44,570 HE LOVED IT. 355 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,470 - KID LOVES FARTS. OOH, YOU DID GOOD. 356 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,140 - THANKS. - IS THIS HIM? 357 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:52,240 - WHO--WHO'S HIM? WHO AM I? 358 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,680 WHO ARE YOU? - YOU KNOW WHAT? 359 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,140 LET'S GET THIS FUCKING PARTY STARTED, ALL RIGHT? 360 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,680 WE GOT ANOTHER APPOINTMENT LATER. 361 00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:58,680 OKAY, KID, YOU GOT TO WEAR A RUBBER, OKAY? 362 00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,480 ANYTHING OFF THE MENU HAS TO BE APPROVED BY ME. 363 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,420 I MEAN, SHE'S PRETTY OPEN, AS YOU CAN SEE, BUT SCAT PLAY-- 364 00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:05,690 DEFINITELY OUT OF THE QUESTION. 365 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,990 - OH, MY GOD. YOU GOT HIM A HOOKER. 366 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,390 - KAREN, THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 367 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:13,300 MARCY WAS KIND ENOUGH TO SET LEVON UP 368 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,000 WITH ONE OF HER CLIENTS. - ONE OF YOUR CLIENTS? 369 00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:18,300 - I'M--I'M-- I'M SETTING HIM UP WITH HER. 370 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:20,970 LOOK AT WHAT A CUTE COUPLE THEY WOULD MAKE, ADORABLE. 371 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:21,700 - MARCY... 372 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,270 IS YOUR CLIENT A HOOKER? 373 00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:25,340 - WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE DOES FOR A LIVING, KAREN? 374 00:15:25,370 --> 00:15:26,640 THAT'S PERSONAL. - SHUT UP. 375 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,540 IS YOUR CLIENT A HOOKER? 376 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,480 - MAYBE. - MARCY! 377 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:33,020 - HEY! I AM HAPPY TO HELP YOU 378 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:35,180 TRY TO BUST YOUR WEIRDO KID'S CHERRY, 379 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,720 BUT I WILL NOT LIE TO MY BEST FRIEND. 380 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:41,190 - OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO FUCKING DEPRAVED. 381 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:42,390 - NO, IT'S NOT. 382 00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:44,130 I-I'M PERFORMING A SERVICE HERE. 383 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,260 THIS KID'S-- HE NEEDS TO CLEAR THIS HURDLE. 384 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,000 HE'S ALL WIRED AND PENT-UP. HE'S GOT TO GET THE POISON OUT. 385 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:51,600 - THAT'S WHAT STU ALWAYS SAYS. - IT'S TRUE. 386 00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,040 ONCE YOU GET THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM, 387 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,600 THEN YOU CAN THINK CLEARLY AGAIN. 388 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,710 - YOU--YOU GOT ME A FUCKING HOOKER? 389 00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:01,540 - MAYBE. - OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 390 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,080 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT HAVING A FATHER WOULD BE LIKE. 391 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:06,520 - OH, NO. OH, NO, I'M SORRY. 392 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,350 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 393 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,620 I KNOW--I KNOW THIS HAS, 394 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:12,060 LIKE, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH ME, 395 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:14,760 BUT--BUT, UM, I FEEL THAT SOMEONE HERE 396 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,660 SHOULD BE REPRESENTING YOUR MOM'S INTERESTS. 397 00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,730 - WHY? THAT'S FUCKING WEIRD. - NO, NO, NO. 398 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,500 BECAUSE SHE WOULD NOT WANT YOU 399 00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:23,230 TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY LIKE THIS. 400 00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:25,100 - OH, MY GOD, YOU TOLD HER I'M A VIRGIN? 401 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,370 THAT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING, DUDE! 402 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,640 - NO, OF COURSE HE DIDN'T. 403 00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:29,210 - NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU DON'T PRESENT 404 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,640 AS A GUY WHO'S KNEE-DEEP IN A RIVER OF PUSSY. 405 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:33,110 - YET IT'S ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT. 406 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:36,110 - OKAY, SO THE FIRST TIME-- IT SHOULD BE SPECIAL, RIGHT? 407 00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:38,080 AND IT SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT, 408 00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:40,750 SOMEONE YOU LOVE, YOU LIKE, AT LEAST--LIKE. 409 00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,420 RIGHT? - I COMPLETELY AGREE. 410 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:45,350 AND I COULD EASILY SEE MYSELF FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER. 411 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:47,790 I TOTALLY LIKE HER RIGHT NOW. DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S WEARING? 412 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:49,530 IT'S-- - I DO, YEAH. 413 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,660 BUT IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO PAY FOR. 414 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,130 - I'M NOT PAYING FOR ANYTHING. 415 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,130 I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A PAYCHECK YET. 416 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,700 THERE'S ALL THESE FORMS I'M SUPPOSED TO FILL OUT AND SHIT. 417 00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:58,830 ACTUALLY, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT WITH THAT? 418 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,670 - MONEY'S TAKEN CARE OF. THAT'S NO PROBLEM. 419 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,210 - I FUCKING LOVE YOU, DAD. 420 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,810 - I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO, BUDDY. 421 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,810 - NO. NO, NO, NO. STOP IT, STOP IT. 422 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,680 LOOK, LEVON, LEVON, I KNOW THIS IS VERY CONFUSING FOR YOU. 423 00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,310 I GET THAT. I-I-I-- 424 00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:12,820 OKAY, TAKE A MOMENT. JUST TAKE A MOMENT. 425 00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:14,280 JUST-- [exhales deeply] 426 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,480 - [exhales deeply] - JUST--YEAH. 427 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,690 BREATHE. - [exhales deeply] 428 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,220 - YEAH. OKAY. 429 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,820 NOW, THINK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. - OH, GROSS! 430 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,590 THAT'S THE LAST THING I WANT TO THINK ABOUT. 431 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:24,360 - NO, NO, NO! ABOUT WHAT SHE WOULD SAY. 432 00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:26,230 - CREEPY COSBY FAMILY, ARE WE GONNA DO THIS OR WHAT? 433 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:29,130 IT'S UP TO YOU, BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING REFUNDS HERE. 434 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,700 IF YOU WANT A CREDIT, THERE'S A 25% RESTOCKING FEE. 435 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,200 - THAT'S FUCKING STEEP, BRO. 436 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,700 - HEY, IT'S A SELLER'S MARKET, DUDE. 437 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,440 - HOLD--HOLD--HOLD ON. 438 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:37,710 KAREN. - YES! 439 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,410 - DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? 440 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,240 - NO! - OH! 441 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,680 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DID YOU-- 442 00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,150 - I DIDN'T RAISE HIM. 443 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,180 - RIGHT NOW THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS ROOM 444 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:47,380 WILLING TO FUCK ME IS THE ONE GETTING PAID. 445 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,620 - OH. 446 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,290 - AND I THINK I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 447 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,790 YOU KNOW WHAT? IN FACT, I'M MORE THAN OKAY WITH THAT. 448 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,190 I'M SUPER FUCKING PSYCHED. I'M DOING THIS. 449 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,860 - OKAY. 450 00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,560 HEY, DAD? - YEAH. 451 00:17:57,590 --> 00:18:01,700 - THE CLIT'S ON TOP, RIGHT? - LAST I CHECKED, YEAH. 452 00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:04,900 - OKAY. 453 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,870 THERE YOU GO, YOU LEAN THERE. 454 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,870 I'LL GET THE DOOR. 455 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,610 GOOD JOB. 456 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,480 [sighs deeply] 457 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:20,620 OKAY! 458 00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:25,290 [clears throat] HERE WE GO. 459 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,690 - HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 460 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,330 - I'M--I'M DRIVING YOU HOME. 461 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:36,670 - UH, NO. NO, NOT IN YOUR CAR... 462 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,330 IN MY CAR. 463 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:40,340 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO WORK TOMORROW? 464 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:43,240 - WELL, HOW AM I GONNA GET HOME TONIGHT? 465 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:46,510 - I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 466 00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:49,380 YOU CAN TAKE A FUCKING RICKSHAW, FOR ALL I CARE. 467 00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,750 NO, YOU TAKE ME HOME. YOU WALK ME IN. 468 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,380 YOU MAKE SURE THAT I AM SAFE. 469 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:55,380 AND THEN YOU NEED TO POSITION ME 470 00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,490 SO THAT I DON'T CHOKE ON MY OWN VOMIT. 471 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,260 - OKAY, OKAY. 472 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:01,360 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED, SURE. 473 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,590 - HOLD ON. THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA, 474 00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:04,790 BECAUSE THEN YOU'RE GONNA GET IN MY HOUSE. 475 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:07,800 YOU'LL WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME IN MY INEBRIATED STATE. 476 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,830 - I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 477 00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:14,240 - OH, I'M NOT HOT ENOUGH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF. 478 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,740 - NO, NO! YOU'RE PLENTY HOT, GOLDIE. 479 00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:19,940 YOU'RE--YOU'RE CRAZY HOT! 480 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,880 - THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. 481 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,250 THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF ME TONIGHT. 482 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,750 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 483 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,380 THAT'S JUST WHAT I DO, OKAY? 484 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:30,450 THAT'S FULL-SERVICE MANAGEMENT, ALL RIGHT? 485 00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:32,390 CURB TO CURB. 486 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:36,560 - YOU KNOW, IF SOMEONE WOULD'VE TOLD ME 487 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:40,830 THAT I WAS GONNA BE REPRESENTED ONE DAY... 488 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:43,400 [sighs] BY THE MASTURBATING AGENT, 489 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:48,740 I WOULD'VE JUST SHIT MY PANTIES. 490 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,840 - WONDERS NEVER CEASE. 491 00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:52,440 - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 492 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,580 WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO THROW IT ALL AWAY 493 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:58,250 FOR A COUPLE OF RANDOM JERK-OFF SESSIONS? 494 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,920 - I GUESS IT'S JUST THE VERY SAME THING 495 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:05,590 THAT MAKES ME SUCH A GREAT REPRESENTATIVE. 496 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:08,990 I'M READY TO BURN IT ALL DOWN AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE. 497 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:13,560 - OH, BURN IT ALL DOWN. I LIKE THAT. 498 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,300 BURN IT ALL DOWN. 499 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,900 I'M GONNA GET THAT IN A TATTOO ON MY BIKINI LINE. 500 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:19,700 WE SHOULD GET TATTOOS. LET'S GO. 501 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,600 - NO! NO. 502 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,470 YOU NEVER GET A TATTOO UNDER THE INFLUENCE. 503 00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:28,440 THAT'S HOW YOU WIND UP WITH A BUTTERFLY TRAMP STAMP. 504 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,810 [both laughing] 505 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:33,350 - YOU'RE FUNNY. YOU'RE FUNNY. 506 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,850 - OKAY. - YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY. 507 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,520 - GIVE ME A HUG. 508 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:41,490 - YOU KNOW, I COULD FEEL YOU GETTING HARD LAST WEEK 509 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,790 WHEN WE WERE HUGGING. 510 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:45,460 - I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 511 00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:48,530 - YOU'RE GETTING HARD RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU? 512 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,030 - WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? 513 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:55,040 [stomach gurgling] 514 00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:57,770 - OH, SHIT. I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 515 00:20:57,810 --> 00:21:01,880 - OH. - [gagging] 516 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,680 OKAY. 517 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:05,850 IT'S OKAY. - OKAY. 518 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,580 - [retches] 519 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,620 - [sighs] - OH. 520 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:11,050 SORRY. 521 00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:13,520 I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO SULFITES. 522 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,060 I'M SO SORRY. 523 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:18,830 - MY FIRST TIME WASN'T SPECIAL AT ALL. 524 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,960 DUDE KISSED ME A COUPLE OF TIMES, 525 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,400 PAID ZERO ATTENTION TO MY TITS, 526 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:27,700 LICKED ME TWICE, STUCK IT IN ONCE, 527 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,710 PANICKED, PULLED OUT, 528 00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:31,740 AND SHOT A LOAD ALL OVER MY THIGH. 529 00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:33,110 FUN STUFF. 530 00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:36,910 - WELL, AT LEAST IT GOT YOU PREPARED FOR PAPA RUNKS. 531 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,950 - WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME LIKE, PRETTY LADY? 532 00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:41,080 - SHUT UP. 533 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,790 - YOU LOOKING TO MAKE ANY EXTRA MONEY? 534 00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:46,090 I COULD TURN YOU OUT, NO PROBLEM. 535 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,760 YOU'RE A FEISTY ONE. I LIKE THAT. 536 00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:51,060 NICE. 537 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:54,430 - KAREN... 538 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,430 KAREN. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 539 00:21:56,470 --> 00:21:58,430 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE-- 540 00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:59,870 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE TONIGHT, 541 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,700 WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING, 542 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:03,810 OR THE FACT THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE. 543 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,140 - THAT'S NOT FAIR. 544 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:06,840 IF WE HAD A SON, WE'D MOST PROBABLY 545 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,680 BE HAVING THE SAME CONVERSATION, 546 00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:11,010 AND I WOULD PROBABLY FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. 547 00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,980 - IF WE HAD A SON, I WOULD NEVER, EVER 548 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,580 LET YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 549 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,790 - KAREN, IT'S JUST SEX. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 550 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:19,590 - BUT IT'S NOT JUST SEX. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. 551 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:23,590 YOU'RE TEACHING HIM TO DEGRADE AND OBJECTIFY WOMEN, 552 00:22:23,630 --> 00:22:25,990 THAT THEY EXIST SOLELY TO SATISFY HIS URGES, 553 00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:28,630 WHEN YOU COULD, IN FACT, BE TEACHING HIM 554 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:33,000 THAT THE BEST KIND OF SEX COMES FROM MAKING A CONNECTION. 555 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,140 - I AGREE WITH YOU. I DO. 556 00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:38,670 IT'S JUST, THERE ARE ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF SEX 557 00:22:38,710 --> 00:22:39,940 TO BE HAD, 558 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:42,010 AND WHO SAYS HE HAS TO MAKE SWEET LOVE 559 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,750 HIS VERY FIRST TIME OUT THE GATE? 560 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,150 - HI. 561 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,480 HANK, IS IT? - YEAH. 562 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:52,490 - UM, COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SECOND? 563 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,720 [door closes] 564 00:22:58,930 --> 00:23:01,660 - HEY, IT'S MORE FOR A THREESOME. 565 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,730 JUST SAYING. 566 00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:05,030 - WHAT'S UP? 567 00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:06,500 - I THINK YOUR BOY'S A LITTLE NERVOUS. 568 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:08,100 - THAT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE. 569 00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:09,870 - I ASKED HIM TO UNWRAP MY DRESS, 570 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:12,170 AND THEN HE ALMOST PASSED OUT. 571 00:23:12,210 --> 00:23:15,640 - I'M DIZZY, HANK. I'M SHAKING LIKE A LEAF, MAN. 572 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,810 IS--IS IT POSSIBLE I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK? 573 00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:19,650 HERE, FEEL. - MM. MM-MM. 574 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,520 - MAYBE THERE'S AN UNDERLYING MEDICAL CONDITION 575 00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:22,920 OR SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. 576 00:23:22,950 --> 00:23:24,950 M-M-MAYBE I SHOULD GO SEE A DOCTOR. 577 00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:26,820 - MAYBE WE MADE A MISTAKE HERE. 578 00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:28,220 - MAY--MAYBE KAREN'S RIGHT. 579 00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:29,760 MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE WAY 580 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:31,790 IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 581 00:23:31,830 --> 00:23:33,600 MAYBE I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET A NICE GIRL 582 00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:35,930 AND SOMEHOW SWEET-TALK HER INTO LETTING ME FOUL HER. 583 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,970 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS, YOU KNOW, 584 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,540 NOT AT ALL. 585 00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:41,800 - YOU--YOU WOULDN'T BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME? 586 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,510 - NO WAY, NEVER. 587 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:45,210 - GOD, I'M SO FUCKING LAME, 588 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,980 AND YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING BALLER. 589 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,010 - YOU ARE NOT LAME IN THE SLIGHTEST. 590 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,650 YOU'RE A BRIGHT, INTERESTING KID, 591 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,620 AND YOU GOT A SHITLOAD OF LOVE IN YOUR HEART. 592 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:53,850 - I DO. 593 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,590 - YOU'VE MADE THE PAST FEW WEEKS OF MY LIFE VERY INTERESTING. 594 00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:59,090 I'M HAPPY TO KNOW YOU. - OH, THANKS, DAD. 595 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:02,560 - ALL RIGHT. - AW, GUYS... 596 00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:05,590 THIS IS MAYBE ONE OF THE SWEETEST FUCKING THINGS 597 00:24:05,630 --> 00:24:06,530 I'VE EVER SEEN. 598 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,560 BUT I HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT TO GET TO. 599 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,930 SO, IF WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THIS, 600 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,700 THEN I'M JUST GONNA GRAB MY DOUBLE-SIDED DILDO, 601 00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:12,940 AND I'M JUST GONNA GO. 602 00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:14,700 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 603 00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:16,000 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 604 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,910 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I DON'T KNOW. 605 00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:19,740 - HERE'S WHAT I THINK. 606 00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:26,110 - OH. 607 00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:29,720 THAT'S WHAT SHE THINKS. 608 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,720 - SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 609 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,590 - GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, OKAY? 610 00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:39,560 - GONE. 611 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,700 OH, AND IF YOU FIND YOURSELF GETTING TOO EXCITED, 612 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,130 JUST THINK ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER 613 00:24:43,170 --> 00:24:44,870 EMPTYING HIS COLOSTOMY BAG. 614 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,240 WORKS LIKE A CHARM. TRUST! 615 00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:53,710 - HI. 616 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,750 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 617 00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:03,020 - UH, WELL, LEVON IS LOSING HIS VIRGINITY TO A HOOKER 618 00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:05,790 IN THE GUEST ROOM RIGHT NOW. 619 00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:07,790 - GOOD FOR HIM. 620 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:09,260 GOOD FOR HIM. 621 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,690 AND WHO ARE YOU? - HE'S THE PIMP. 622 00:25:11,730 --> 00:25:13,730 - JESUS CHRIST. 623 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,130 I HANDLE THE FUCKING MONEY, AND I KEEP HER SAFE FROM CREEPS. 624 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,930 DON'T BE SUCH A CONDESCENDING PRICK. 625 00:25:17,970 --> 00:25:19,640 - HE'S THE PIMP? 626 00:25:19,670 --> 00:25:22,070 - DID YOU PISS YOUR PANTS OR SOMETHING? 627 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:24,910 - DONE DEAL. 628 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,910 ANOTHER HAPPY CUSTOMER. 629 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,610 KID'S GOT A SICK FUCKING HOG ON HIM, BY THE WAY. 630 00:25:29,650 --> 00:25:31,050 - HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET EXCITED 631 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,210 ABOUT THEIR FUCKING COCKS. 632 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:33,720 - WELL, WHAT? 633 00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:35,180 SOME OF THEM ARE BETTER AND NICER THAN OTHERS. 634 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,620 IT'S A FACT. 635 00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:39,050 I HAD SUCH A FUN TIME, SWEETIE! 636 00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:41,320 CALL ME ANYTIME. TWEET ME, WHATEVER. 637 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,790 - I WILL. DEFINITELY. 638 00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:44,030 - YOU DEFINITELY WILL NOT! 639 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:45,630 THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE. 640 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:48,200 - WELL, WE OFFER A FREQUENT-FLYER DISCOUNT. 641 00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:50,900 PEACE OUT, WEIRDOS. 642 00:25:50,930 --> 00:25:52,130 - BYE, YOU HONEY! 643 00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:54,770 BYE, MARCY. THANK YOU. 644 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,870 - [grunts] TAKE ME TO BED, RUNKS. 645 00:25:56,910 --> 00:25:58,640 I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID IN SO LONG, 646 00:25:58,670 --> 00:26:00,680 I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN. 647 00:26:00,710 --> 00:26:03,180 - I'M NOT FEELING VERY AMOROUS, MARCY. 648 00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:05,750 MY NEW CLIENT PUKED INTO MY CROTCH TONIGHT. 649 00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:09,690 - YEAH, I CAN SMELL IT. - HAVE A SEAT, HARPO. 650 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,290 - AH, MAN. 651 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,660 - HOW YOU FEELING? - AMAZING. AMAZING. 652 00:26:14,690 --> 00:26:17,030 IT'S LIKE MY HEAD IS SO FUCKING CLEAR RIGHT NOW, 653 00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:18,260 YOU KNOW? 654 00:26:18,290 --> 00:26:19,830 IT FEEL LIKE I UNDERSTAND THE RELATIONSHIP 655 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:21,360 BETWEEN SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE A LOT BETTER. 656 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,870 I FEEL LIKE I COULD HONESTLY SOLVE 657 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:24,630 SOME OF THE WORLD'S BIGGER PROBLEMS. 658 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,840 - YOU GOT THE POISON OUT. - YES. EXACTLY. 659 00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:27,970 - YEAH. 660 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,300 - HOW LONG'S THIS FEELING GONNA LAST? 661 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:31,870 - ABOUT SIX OR SEVEN MINUTES. - SHIT. 662 00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:33,740 BETTER ENJOY IT, THEN. 663 00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:37,080 OH, HEY, THAT THING WITH MY GRANDPA AND THE COLOSTOMY BAG 664 00:26:37,110 --> 00:26:38,350 TOTALLY WORKED. 665 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:41,120 HOW'D YOU KNOW HE HAD A BAG? 666 00:26:41,150 --> 00:26:42,420 WHAT? - YOU KNOW HOW YOU 667 00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:44,120 TELL YOUR MOTHER EVERYTHING, YOU SAID? 668 00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:45,750 ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER ABOUT THIS? 669 00:26:45,790 --> 00:26:47,260 - NO. NO FUCKING WAY. - OKAY. 670 00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:49,220 - KAREN WAS RIGHT. SHE WOULD BE TOTALLY PISSED 671 00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:50,690 AND THINK IT WAS ALL FUCKING GROSS 672 00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:51,960 AND MISOGYNISTIC AND SHIT. 673 00:26:51,990 --> 00:26:53,260 - OKAY, WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 674 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,260 - YEAH. HEY, DAD? 675 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,870 - YEAH? - THANKS AGAIN. 676 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:59,400 THIS WAS TRULY AN EPIC FUCKING NIGHT IN THE LIFE, 677 00:26:59,430 --> 00:27:01,870 AND I WILL NEVER, EVER FORGET IT, OBVIOUSLY. 678 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:03,870 - YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME. 679 00:27:03,910 --> 00:27:06,680 - THAT'S A WET ONE. 680 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:09,010 - YOU BETTER GET ME A KICK-ASS FATHER'S DAY GIFT. 681 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,780 - OH, YOU KNOW I WILL. 682 00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:12,850 IN FACT, I THINK I'M GONNA BOOK YOU SOME TIME WITH NIKKI. 683 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,820 SHE DID THIS THING WITH HER VAGINA. 684 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:19,320 IT WAS TALKING TO MY DICK. - THAT'S TOO MUCH. 685 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:22,220 - SMELL MY FINGERS. - GO TO BED. 686 00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:23,890 - OKAY. 687 00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:27,430 - * WELL, HE WENT OUT TO DINNER IN HIS SUNDAY BEST * 688 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:30,930 * EXCITABLE BOY, THEY ALL SAID * 689 00:27:30,970 --> 00:27:35,240 * AND HE RUBBED THE POT ROAST ALL OVER HIS CHEST * 690 00:27:35,270 --> 00:27:38,970 * EXCITABLE BOY, THEY ALL SAID * 691 00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:42,910 * WELL, HE'S JUST AN EXCITABLE BOY * 692 00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:49,250 * OOH WAH OOH 693 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,050 * OOH OOH 694 00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:53,190 * EXCITABLE BOY 695 00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:56,930 * OOH WAH OOH 696 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,860 * OOH OOH 697 00:27:58,890 --> 00:28:00,960 * EXCITABLE BOY 50608

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