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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,530 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,130 WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE REAL WORLD? 3 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:13,200 - I TRAVERSE THE GLOBE IN THE COMPANY OF MUSICIANS. 4 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,100 - YOU'RE A GROUPIE. - MUSE... 5 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:16,770 WOULD REALLY BE MORE APPLICABLE. 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,570 MEN HAVE WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT ME. 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,670 - I CAN SEE WHY. DO YOU WANT TO GET HIGH? 8 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:21,740 - DOES THE POPE SHIT IN THE WOODS? 9 00:00:21,770 --> 00:00:23,770 - HAVE ANYTHING TO ROLL WITH? 10 00:00:23,810 --> 00:00:25,410 - THEY DON'T CALL IT "THE GOOD BOOK" FOR NOTHING. 11 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,840 - I FEEL SO BAD. 12 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,280 - I NEED TO HIT THE ROAD, LOVE. - THIS IS FATE. 13 00:00:29,310 --> 00:00:31,150 TINY TALKED ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 14 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:33,820 HE SAID THAT YOU HAD AN UNCANNY ABILITY 15 00:00:33,850 --> 00:00:35,550 TO SUCK KILLER RIFFS OUT OF HIM. 16 00:00:35,590 --> 00:00:37,150 - I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW, HANK, 17 00:00:37,190 --> 00:00:38,690 THAT I WAS A VERY GOOD LITTLE CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL. 18 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,360 - ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN ME ON? 19 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:42,630 - MY PARENTS, THEY HIT ME PRETTY HARD ONCE UPON A TIME. 20 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:44,290 I'M STILL SMARTING. 21 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:46,160 I PLAYED AT THIS STUPID LITTLE CHURCH SOCIAL. 22 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,760 OF COURSE, ALL MY MOM HAD TO SAY WAS 23 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,470 THAT I LOOKED LIKE A SLUT UP THERE. 24 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:50,770 - METHINKS YOU LIKE THIS ONE, FAITH. 25 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,200 - SHE LIKES HIM. I CAN TELL. 26 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,310 - YOU SEEM TO HAVE A REAL CONNECTION WITH THIS ONE. 27 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:56,340 - IT COULD BE A REAL THING. 28 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:57,510 - I HAVE BIG NEWS. 29 00:00:57,540 --> 00:01:01,450 TONIGHT I AM MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN. 30 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,580 - KAREN, THIS IS BULLSHIT. HE POOPS ON PEOPLE. 31 00:01:04,610 --> 00:01:06,750 - THAT WOMAN IS AMAZING. 32 00:01:10,850 --> 00:01:13,590 - OKAY, SO THE REASON I'VE SUMMONED YOU BOTH TO DINNER-- 33 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:16,190 - OH, GOD! - I HAVE NEWS. 34 00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:17,460 - JESUS CHRIST. 35 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:19,200 - WHY DO YOU GO THERE SO QUICKLY? 36 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:20,860 - BECAUSE IT'S NEVER GOOD NEWS WITH HER. 37 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:23,600 IT'S ALWAYS DISGUSTING, STOMACH-CHURNING AWFUL. 38 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:24,870 SHE'S BAD-NEWS BECCA. 39 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:26,500 - COULD YOU AT LEAST LET HER SPEAK FIRST? 40 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:29,140 PLEASE. I'M SORRY. GO AHEAD. 41 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:30,810 - SO I'VE DECIDED-- - TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL! 42 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,740 THAT IS AWESOME. - SHUT UP! 43 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:34,680 - OF COURSE YOU HAVE. UP HIGH. 44 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:36,580 SOMEONE. ANYONE. 45 00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:39,480 - I'VE DECIDED TO GO ABROAD 46 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,420 FOR AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME. 47 00:01:41,450 --> 00:01:42,620 - WOW. - WHY? 48 00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:43,890 - I HATE L.A. 49 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,290 - OKAY, WORD. I'M WITH YOU ON THAT. 50 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,620 BUT GO BACK TO SCHOOL, GRADUATE, 51 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:49,160 AND THEN YOU CAN GO ABROAD. 52 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:50,390 - I WANT TO MAKE A LITERARY PILGRIMAGE. 53 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:51,730 I WANT TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS 54 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,500 OF MY FAVORITE EXPATRIATE WRITERS... 55 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,630 - I LOVE THAT. - BURROUGHS, 56 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:56,370 PAUL BOWLES, HENRY MILLER. 57 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,530 - SWEETIE, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 58 00:01:57,570 --> 00:01:58,770 - GOING ON A LITERARY PILGRIMAGE 59 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,300 DOES NOT MAKE YOU A WRITER. 60 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:01,610 THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES YOU A WRITER 61 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,270 IS GLUING YOUR ASS IN A SEAT 62 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:05,380 AND GETTING WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR HEAD 63 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:06,580 OUT ON THE PAPER. 64 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:07,810 EVERYTHING ELSE IS A POSE. 65 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,780 YOU CAN EXPAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK 66 00:02:10,810 --> 00:02:13,220 AND GO "PILGRIMATE" AFTER YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING, 67 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:16,550 AFTER YOU'RE HAD SOME SUCCESS. - WHY CAN'T I DO BOTH? 68 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:19,390 IT JUST SEEMS SO ROMANTIC. 69 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:20,520 - THAT'S JUST IT, BECCA. 70 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,660 YOU KNOW, THINGS THAT SEEM ROMANTIC 71 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:24,930 VERY RARELY ARE. - AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. 72 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,760 - OH, DON'T GET ALL LOADED WITH ME, WOMAN. 73 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,530 - ANOTHER GOOD TALK. - NO, SWEETIE-- 74 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:31,670 BECCA, I LOVE THE IDEA. 75 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:33,270 - YOU KNOW... - UGH! 76 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,900 - I THINK WE CAN GET THROUGH ALL THIS MUCK AND MIRE 77 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:36,810 IF WE JUST GAVE IN TO OUR BASER INSTINCTS 78 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,780 AND ENGAGED IN A LITTLE THERAPEUTIC HATE-FUCKING. 79 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:41,550 OKAY, FINE. 80 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,950 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE I'D BE INTO IT EVEN IF YOU WERE. 81 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:45,980 YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE SULLIED...AND SHIT. 82 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:48,220 - YOU LOVE THAT SHIT. - NO, NO, YOU'RE JUST-- 83 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:52,360 YOU'RE ALL SOILED... AND SHIT. 84 00:02:52,390 --> 00:02:54,990 SULLIED...SHIT. 85 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:57,990 [upbeat music] 86 00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:05,970 * 87 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:53,280 [both speaking indistinctly] 88 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:58,020 - HEY. - HI. 89 00:03:58,050 --> 00:03:59,490 HOW ARE YOU? 90 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,630 - HOW'S IT GOING? - IS THIS A BAD TIME? 91 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:04,430 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. THIS IS BECKETT. 92 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,800 THIS IS HANK MOODY. 93 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:08,300 HE'S A WRITER AND A DRINKER. - THANK YOU. 94 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:11,640 - HE'S WORKING ON THAT MUSICAL WITH YOUR BROTHER. 95 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:12,970 - OH, REALLY? - MM-HMM. 96 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,640 - I HOPE THAT SPOILED LITTLE GINGER'S 97 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:16,470 TREATING YOU ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 98 00:04:16,510 --> 00:04:18,010 NOW, HE'S SWEET, ACTUALLY. 99 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,040 I JUST GOT TO SLAP HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD EVERY NOW AND THEN... 100 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,650 - [laughs] - OR GIVE HIM A TITTY TWISTER. 101 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,910 - [laughs] DON'T I KNOW IT. 102 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:24,950 - BECKETT JUST GOT OFF THE ROAD. 103 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:27,420 - YEAH, FAITH'S BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO HOUSE-SIT FOR ME 104 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:29,350 WHILE I'VE BEEN GONE. - AH. 105 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:32,020 - AND WHAT IS MY REWARD? I GET KICKED TO THE CURB. 106 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:35,060 - COME ON. I MET A MODEL IN AUSTRALIA, 107 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:37,690 SO SHE'S MOVING IN. WHO KNOWS? 108 00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:39,060 SHE MIGHT EVEN BE THE ONE. 109 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:41,530 - OH, BABY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 110 00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:43,600 - WELL, I GOT TO TRY, RIGHT? YOU GOT TO KEEP TRYING. 111 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:44,870 - YOU DO? 112 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,370 - IT'S NOT AS IF YOU'RE EVER GONNA 113 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,640 LET ME MAKE AN HONEST GROUPIE OUT OF YOU. 114 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:48,640 - WELL, YOU NEVER ASKED, SO... 115 00:04:48,670 --> 00:04:49,840 - HEY, DOES ATTICUS KNOW 116 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:51,980 ABOUT THIS SPECIAL LITTLE FRIENDSHIP? 117 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:53,680 - FUCK, NO. - OH, GOD, NO. 118 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:54,980 IT WOULD ABSOLUTELY DESTROY HIM. 119 00:04:55,010 --> 00:04:56,480 HIS HEAD WOULD EXPLODE. - WHICH WOULD FUCK UP 120 00:04:56,510 --> 00:04:58,080 THAT FABULOUS WEAVE HE'S GOT GOING. 121 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,820 LET'S DO IT. - [chuckles] 122 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:01,690 - OH, I LIKE THIS GUY. 123 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,090 - YEAH, HE'S OKAY. 124 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,090 [rock music] 125 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,390 - * HERE SHE COMES NOW, CHECK HER STYLE * 126 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:12,360 * 127 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:16,030 * SHE'S GOT GOLDEN EARRINGS, DIAMOND SMILES * 128 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:18,770 - YOU OKAY? - YEAH. WHY? 129 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,710 - I DON'T KNOW--YOU KIND OF GOT THE BUM'S RUSH BACK THERE. 130 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:25,070 HEY! - COMES WITH THE TERRITORY. 131 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:27,610 GUY GOES ON TOUR FOR THE BETTER PART OF A YEAR, 132 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,450 HE'S GONNA COME BACK WITH SOMETHING... 133 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,980 OR SOMEONE. 134 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:34,480 I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY, HANK. 135 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,390 - OKAY, WELL, THEN I WILL RETRACT IT, 136 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:39,560 AND YOU WILL SEE NEITHER HIDE NOR HAIR OF IT EVER AGAIN. 137 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:40,860 - THANK YOU. 138 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:43,130 - BUT HOW DO YOU LIVE? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 139 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,600 - WELL, YOU DON'T WORK. YOU JUST KIND OF... 140 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:48,100 - FLOAT? - YEAH. 141 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:51,130 - YES, I DO. AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY. 142 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:53,900 - HERE'S YOUR BEERS. - THANK YOU, SIR. 143 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:55,910 THINGS JUST HAVE A WAY OF WORKING OUT. 144 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,410 AND MEN HAVE BEEN ESPECIALLY KIND TO ME. 145 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,580 - UNDERSTANDABLY SO. BUT WHAT IS NEXT? 146 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:02,850 - I'M NOT SURE YET. 147 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,610 I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP DRINKING, 148 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:06,550 AND SOMETHING WILL EVENTUALLY SUGGEST ITSELF. 149 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:09,150 - THAT'S WHAT MY MOM ALWAYS USED TO SAY. 150 00:06:09,190 --> 00:06:11,090 - YOU CAN CRASH AT CHARLIE'S IF YOU NEED TO. 151 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,420 - BUT WHERE WOULD I SLEEP? 152 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:19,930 [cell phone rings] 153 00:06:24,630 --> 00:06:27,770 - WHAT? 154 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,110 TELEMARKETERS? 155 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:31,740 - WORSE--MY MOTHER. SHE'S A BIT OF A CUNT. 156 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:35,140 SCRATCH THAT--SHE TAKES THE WARM AND FUZZY OUT OF "CUNT." 157 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:37,210 - OOH, I LIKE THAT. AND I'M GONNA STEAL THAT. 158 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:40,050 FAIR WARNING-- ONE DAY I WILL USE THAT. 159 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,520 - OH, BE MY GUEST. 160 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:43,750 I GUARANTEE YOU SHE WANTS ME TO COME HOME. 161 00:06:43,790 --> 00:06:45,490 - MOMS ARE GOOD LIKE THAT. YEP. 162 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:50,530 - WELL, WHEN I DO, IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING DISASTER. 163 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,930 SHE DOESN'T EXACTLY APPROVE OF THE LIFESTYLE. 164 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,460 - MOMS ARE GOOD LIKE THAT TOO. 165 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,930 HOW LONG'S IT BEEN? - FUCK IF I KNOW, DUDE. 166 00:06:56,970 --> 00:06:58,700 I'VE BEEN WITH THE CIRCUS A WHILE. 167 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:01,000 SO LET'S JUST SAY IT'S BEEN A SPELL. 168 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,640 - IF YOU WANT SOME ADVICE FROM A GUY 169 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:04,940 WHO'S WATCHING HIS DAUGHTER SOW SOME OF HER WILDER OATS, 170 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:06,240 YOU SHOULD GO VISIT 'EM. 171 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:10,880 WHAT'S THE HARM? JUST THROW 'EM A BONE. 172 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:14,720 - OKAY. I'LL GO IF YOU GO. 173 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,950 - WHAT? - COME ON. 174 00:07:16,990 --> 00:07:18,860 IT'LL BE SUPER AWESOME BRINGING HOME 175 00:07:18,890 --> 00:07:20,760 A RELATIVELY NORMAL BOYFRIEND TYPE. 176 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:23,130 - THANK YOU. GEE, THANKS. 177 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,830 - DON'T GET ME WRONG-- YOU ARE AS SICK AS THEY COME, 178 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:26,560 BUT YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT BETTER AT PASSING FOR NORMAL. 179 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,000 - DO I HAVE TO GET ON A PLANE? 180 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:31,500 - NOPE. JUST THE 405. 181 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:35,100 * SHE SAYS, "MAN, I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS TOWN * 182 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:39,210 * "MAN, I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS PAIN * 183 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:43,110 * "MAN, I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS TOWN * 184 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,980 * "OUT OF THIS TOWN 185 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:47,780 * AND OUT OF L.A." 186 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:56,060 * 187 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:01,260 - [sighs] 188 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:04,770 - LET'S DO IT. - PRETTY SWEET, HUH? 189 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,000 - I KNOW THIS PLACE. 190 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,570 I GREW UP IN THIS PLACE. - [chuckles] 191 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:11,270 - IT WAS ABOUT 3,000 MILES AWAY, THOUGH. 192 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:14,210 - OH... I DON'T KNOW-- 193 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,250 GETTING BACK IN THE CAR AND DRIVING REALLY FAST 194 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,750 INTO A WALL IS LOOKING PRETTY FUCKING APPEALING RIGHT NOW. 195 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:20,750 - OH, COME ON, IT'S TIME TO FACE THE MUZAK. 196 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:23,220 - TOO LATE. 197 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:26,120 [engine sputtering] 198 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:29,760 - FAITH? IS THAT YOU? 199 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:31,160 - HEY, MOM. - I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU. 200 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:33,060 I'VE BEEN LEAVING MESSAGES. 201 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:35,630 - WELL, I THOUGHT I WOULD SURPRISE YOU. 202 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:36,730 SO...SURPRISE. 203 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:39,070 - I'M SURPRISED. - [laughing] SURPRISE. 204 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:43,040 HEY. - OH, LOOK AT YOU. 205 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:45,910 - OKAY, JUST SAY IT. - WHAT? 206 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:47,310 - COME ON, JUST GO AHEAD AND SAY IT, 207 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:50,010 AND THEN WE CAN MOVE ON. - OKAY, YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT. 208 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:51,280 I'M SORRY. - THANK YOU, MOM. 209 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,050 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 210 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,050 - OH, WHO'S YOUR, UH, FRIEND? 211 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,320 - HI, MRS. FAITH'S MOM. - OH! 212 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:01,060 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS HANK MOODY, MOM. 213 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:03,190 - HANK THE HUGGER. - [chuckles] 214 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:04,660 THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HIM. 215 00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:06,800 - IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND? - ISH. 216 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,360 - "FRENEMY," REALLY. 217 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,200 - WHERE'S ALL THE TATTOOS AND THE LONG, FILTHY HAIR? 218 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,070 - OH, I-I-I LEFT THOSE IN THE CAR. 219 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,940 I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 220 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:19,780 - OH, GOOD. YOU CAN HELP ME WITH THE GROCERIES. 221 00:09:23,950 --> 00:09:26,150 JACK, WHERE ARE YOU? 222 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:29,790 I'VE GOT A SURPRISE. 223 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,350 - OH. 224 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:34,290 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU GREW UP IN A RELIGIOUS SUPPLY STORE. 225 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,060 - OH, WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M SUCH A SLUT. 226 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:38,730 - YEAH. - JACK, GUESS WHAT. 227 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,670 FAITH'S HERE. [television droning] 228 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:46,770 HE'S WATCHING TV. WHAT ELSE WOULD HE BE DOING? 229 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,110 JESUS CHRIST! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 230 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:53,710 - WHAT? - YOU'RE WATCHING NASTY MOVIES? 231 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:56,180 - OH, THE HELL I AM. I WAS JUST SWITCHING THROUGH THE CHANNELS, 232 00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:57,780 AND THIS ONE CAUGHT MY EYE. 233 00:09:57,810 --> 00:09:59,650 - OF COURSE IT DID, BECAUSE IT'S NAKED WOMEN. 234 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,420 I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING YOURSELF. 235 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:02,920 - WELL, WHO ELSE IS GOING TO? 236 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,120 - WILL YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH? FAITH IS HERE. 237 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:08,060 - WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 238 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:10,990 - TURN THAT OFF BEFORE SHE GETS IN HERE! 239 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,830 [television beeps] - FAITH. 240 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:14,200 - DAD. 241 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:17,030 - HI. AHH. [chuckles] 242 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,370 WHO'S THIS CLOWN? 243 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,440 - HANK MOODY, SIR. NICE TO MEET YOU. 244 00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:23,010 - WHERE'S THE TATTOO AND LONG HAIR? 245 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,210 - IT WOULD APPEAR YOU HAVE A TYPE, YOUNG LADY. 246 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,910 - WELL... - YOU STAYING FOR DINNER? 247 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:29,080 - WHY NOT? [both laugh] 248 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:30,680 HEY, DO ME A FAVOR. 249 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,320 WILL YOU RUN TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND GET ME SOME BOOZE? 250 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:33,980 YOUR MOTHER REFUSES TO BUY IT FOR ME. 251 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,950 [mockingly] SHE--SHE THINKS I DRINK TOO MUCH. 252 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:37,250 - SHE'S PROBABLY RIGHT, DAD. 253 00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:38,860 - WELL, WOULDN'T YOU? 254 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,690 - HEY, YOU LIKE TO DRINK? 255 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,030 - DOES THE POPE SHIT IN THE WOODS? 256 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:43,690 - YOU BETTER WATCH IT, PAL. 257 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,860 THAT WOMAN WILL BURN YOU AT THE STAKE 258 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:46,900 FOR TALKING LIKE THAT. 259 00:10:46,930 --> 00:10:49,830 [rock music] 260 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:53,700 * 261 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:01,780 - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? NO, NO, DON'T TELL ME. 262 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:04,250 JUST--JUST DO IT AGAIN. 263 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,920 OKAY, NOW, WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 264 00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:10,190 - FOR ENCOURAGING ME TO COME. 265 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,920 - OH, I ALWAYS ENCOURAGE WOMEN TO COME. 266 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,820 IT--IT DOES NOT ALWAYS HAPPEN, BUT I LIKE TO THINK 267 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:16,960 THAT I'M AT LEAST ENCOURAGING. 268 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:20,960 - CLASSY. - IS THAT...? 269 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,840 FAITH? IS THAT YOU? 270 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,800 OH, MY GOD, IT IS YOU. 271 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,340 HOLY SHIT. YOU LOOK FUCKING AMAZING! 272 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:33,040 - THANKS. YOU TOO. - SHANNON. 273 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,240 SHANNON MITCHELL. 274 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,080 - NO, OF COURSE. SHANNON--HI. HI. 275 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:38,750 - I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FAT PIG. 276 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,220 THAT'S PROBABLY WHY YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME. 277 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,750 - OH, STOP, STOP. THIS IS AMAZING. 278 00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:44,920 YOU'RE FIRST? - PBBBT. I WISH, DUDE. 279 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:46,420 MY THIRD. - WOW. 280 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,160 - WHO'S THAT GUY? IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND? 281 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,290 - NO. NO, NO, NO. - GOD, NO. 282 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:52,160 - FIANCE. CHARLES WOLFGANG RUNKLE. 283 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,160 NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 284 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,370 [laughter] CONGRATS. 285 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,970 - THANK YOU. - THIS IS SO WEIRD. 286 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,270 I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE A FIANCE. 287 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,370 I HEARD YOU WERE, LIKE, OUT THERE SLUTTING AROUND, 288 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:03,910 LIKE, FUCKING A BUNCH OF ROCK DUDES. 289 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,440 SOMEBODY SAID THEY SAW YOU IN A MUSIC VIDEO, 290 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,440 OR, LIKE, ON A SEX TAPE OR SOMETHING. 291 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,250 - WELL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, REALLY? 292 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,320 - DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR. 293 00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:13,480 - THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE-- 294 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,520 SHE USED TO BE QUIET AS A MOUSE. 295 00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:17,850 ALWAYS HAD HER FACE BURIED IN SOME BOOK. 296 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:19,960 AND THEN ONE DAY SHE EXPLODED. 297 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,530 SHE GOT SUPER HOT AND FUCKED EVERYONE. 298 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,560 - OH, GOOD FOR YOU, HONEY. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 299 00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:26,460 THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE. 300 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,900 - SHE FUCKED MY HUSBAND, EVEN. 301 00:12:28,930 --> 00:12:31,800 - REALLY? DID I? - YEAH. LARRY WALTERS. 302 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,570 REMEMBER, YOU FUCKED LARRY WALTERS? 303 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,440 - LARRY WALTERS. - I--VAGUELY, YEAH. 304 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:38,910 - HE PLAYED GUITAR FOR MYSSTERY, TWO "S"s. 305 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:40,580 WELL, HE SURE REMEMBERS YOU. - GUITAR PLAYER. 306 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:43,580 - LARRY. DUDE, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE. 307 00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:46,020 IT'S FAITH FROM AMERICAN MARTYRS. 308 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:48,420 - OH, FAITH. HOLY SHIT! 309 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:51,290 - LARRY... LOOKING GOOD. HEY. 310 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:52,520 - THIS IS SO AWESOME. - HEY. 311 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,990 - SO FUCKING ABSO-- IT JUST IS. 312 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:55,360 - SIR, DON'T FORGET YOUR CHANGE. 313 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:56,990 - HOW'S YOUR MOM AND DAD, FAITH? 314 00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:58,490 I BET THEY'RE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, 315 00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:00,500 'CAUSE YOU NEVER COME HOME, EVER. 316 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,400 I SEE YOUR MOM IN TARGET SOMETIMES, 317 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,400 AND SHE TRIES TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU RAN OFF 318 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:07,140 AND JOINED THE PEACE CORPS, WHICH IS FUNNY, 319 00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:08,910 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU, LIKE, JUST HOPPED 320 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:11,510 ON A ROCK-AND-ROLL TOUR BUS AND NEVER LOOKED BACK. 321 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,540 I GUESS MAYBE SHE'S STILL KIND OF EMBARRASSED 322 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,180 ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF THAT-- - YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW... 323 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:16,610 - WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? - IT'S--IT'S NOT-- 324 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,350 IT'S ANOTHER STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY. 325 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,420 - OH, WELL, THEN... 326 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,020 - WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER... 327 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,350 GRAB A DRINK. 328 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:24,620 - YEAH, WE TOTALLY SHOULD. - WE TOTALLY SHOULD. 329 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:26,520 - YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING IN YOUR CONDITION. 330 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,360 - PBBBT. COME ON, SPRITZERS DON'T HURT-- 331 00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:31,390 LITTLE PUFF OF WEED EVERY NOW AND THEN. 332 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:33,400 THEY TRY TO TELL YOU IT HURTS THE BABY. 333 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,560 IT DON'T. 334 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,000 - I THINK CLETUS THE FETUS IN THERE 335 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,270 MIGHT DISAGREE WITH YOU. 336 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,300 - HE'S FINE. HE'S SEEN A LOT. 337 00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:43,440 - OW. OW! OH. - WHAT? WHAT? 338 00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:44,910 - OOH. LOOK AT THAT. 339 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:47,380 OH, LOOK AT THAT, HONEY. I SHOULD PROBABLY-- 340 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,880 WE SHOULD TAKE THIS TOGETHER. - OH, WE SHOULD. 341 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,080 - WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET THIS. 342 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:51,480 - YOUR PHONE'S NOT RINGING. 343 00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:53,220 - I HAVE IT ON SILENT. YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT? 344 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,920 - YEAH, BUT THERE'S NOTHING ON THE SCREEN. 345 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:56,350 - IT'S ON VIBRATE. - YEAH, BUT I CAN TELL 346 00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:58,050 YOU'RE SHAKING YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW. 347 00:13:58,090 --> 00:14:00,360 - WELL, GUESS WHAT. I HAVE BELL'S PALSY. 348 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:02,030 - SORRY. - OH, IT'S--IT'S FINE. 349 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,360 GREAT SEEING YOU. BYE, LARRY. 350 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,660 - YEAH, YOU TOO. SEE YOU SOON, HOPEFULLY. 351 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,460 STOP STARING, YOU FAT FUCK. 352 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,900 - I TOTALLY FUCKED HER. 353 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:11,370 - MOM, THANK YOU. THIS LOOKS AMAZING. 354 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,600 - OH, WHO WANTS TO SAY GRACE? 355 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,500 - OH, UH, HEY, WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE A BREAK 356 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:18,210 FROM MUMBLING OVER OUR FOOD BEFORE WE EAT? 357 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,410 WHAT DO YOU THINK, GUYS? 358 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,240 - WHAT IS THIS? YOU'VE GOT AN AUDIENCE? 359 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,550 WHAT, YOU'RE SHOWING OFF? 360 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,950 - YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I GREW UP IN A HOUSE 361 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,650 WHERE WE CLOSED OUR EYES AND MUMBLED ALMOST EVERY MEAL. 362 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,990 I'M--I'M-- I'M GOOD WITH IT. 363 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:29,990 - COME ON, DAD. 364 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,490 - BLESS US, OH, LORD, FOR THESE, THY GIFTS, 365 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,620 FOR WHICH WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE 366 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:37,190 FROM THY BOUNTY, THROUGH CHRIST, OUR LORD. 367 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:38,260 - AMEN. - AMEN. 368 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,400 - PASS THE-- - AND...AND... 369 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:43,430 DEAR LORD, THANK YOU SO MUCH 370 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:47,200 FOR BRINGING OUR DAUGHTER FAITH HOME TO US 371 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,410 AND WATCHING OVER HER WHILE SHE'S BEEN OUT WHORING 372 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,510 WITH THE DEVIL'S CHILDREN 373 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:54,180 AND PROTECTING HER AND KEEPING HER FROM HARM 374 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:58,450 AND KEEPING HER FROM SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. 375 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,120 - OOH. - THROUGH JESUS' NAME WE PRAY. 376 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,580 - AMEN. - AMEN. 377 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,220 - SO...THAT HAPPENED. 378 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,690 - YEAH. 379 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,220 - SO HOW DID YOU TWO MEET? 380 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:09,060 - OH, IT'S A REALLY FUNNY STORY, ACTUALLY. 381 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:12,030 - IT'S ACTUALLY THE CUTEST OF MEETS. 382 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:16,130 I WASN'T FEELING VERY WELL ABOUT MYSELF AT THE TIME, 383 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:18,230 AND I ENDED UP AT, UM... 384 00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:20,340 - WHAT, A CHURCH? 385 00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:21,670 - IT'S A CHURCH-LIKE PLACE. 386 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,640 I MEAN, THEY TALKED A LOT ABOUT GOD THERE. 387 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:26,310 - THEY DID. - ANYWAY, THERE SHE WAS. 388 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,440 AND, UH... 389 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,080 - I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOUSY MYSELF. 390 00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:31,550 - YEAH. - OH, FAITH, I'M SO GLAD 391 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,050 YOU'RE STILL TALKING TO HIM. - YEAH, ME TOO. 392 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,050 - OKAY... - SO THIS ONE OVER HERE 393 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:38,320 WAS PRETTY ANNOYING. - OH, I WAS ANNOYING? 394 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:40,320 - REALLY, HE WAS-- [laughs] 395 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,760 HE WENT OUT OF HIS WAY, REALLY. 396 00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:44,330 - WE GOT TO TALKING, AND WE ACTUALLY--WE ACTUALLY BONDED 397 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,160 OVER A PAGE OF THE OLD TESTAMENT. 398 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,060 - HOW WONDERFUL. 399 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:51,070 FAITH CERTAINLY KNOWS HER BIBLE BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS. 400 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:54,000 - SHE INHALES HER BIBLE. - ALL TRUE. 401 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,070 - SHE MADE ME FEEL A LOT BETTER ABOUT MYSELF AT THE TIME, 402 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:58,070 AND WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT EVER SINCE. 403 00:15:58,110 --> 00:16:00,340 - WELL, THAT IS A VERY NICE STORY. 404 00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:03,480 DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF, SWEETHEART? 405 00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:05,750 - WHAT-- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 406 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:08,220 - WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE NO LONGER DEGRADING YOURSELF 407 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,720 BY HANGING OUT WITH THOSE PERVERTED MUSICIANS 408 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,360 ALL THE TIME. - OKAY... 409 00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:14,090 - WELL, YOU KNOW, SOME OF THOSE PERVERTED MUSICIANS 410 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,690 HAVE WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT HER. 411 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,760 - WELL, SURE, AFTER SHE SUCKED THEIR FILTHY PENISES. 412 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:20,230 - ALL RIGHT-- - COME ON, OH... 413 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,130 - MOM, WHY DO YOU JUST ASSUME THAT THEY'RE FILTHY? 414 00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:24,170 AND WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT A BLOW JOB BETWEEN FRIENDS? 415 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,070 YOU KNOW, MEN LOVE IT WHEN YOU SUCK THEIR DICKS. 416 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:29,270 IT MAKES THEM SO HAPPY, MOM. - AMEN! 417 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:30,810 AMEN, HUH? [chuckles] 418 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,240 WHAT? - WATCH YOURSELF. 419 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,780 - HEY, I AGREE WITH MRS. FAITH'S MOM ON THIS ONE. 420 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:37,750 I-I FIND PENISES UNILATERALLY DISGUSTING. 421 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:40,520 - CAN WE, UH, TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN PENISES-- 422 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:43,390 I MEAN, FILTHY OR OTHERWISE? YOU LIKE SPORTS? 423 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:46,420 - SADLY, I AM NOT--I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DEDUCT POINTS FOR THAT. 424 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:50,290 MY APOLOGIES. BUT I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOUR DAUGHTER. 425 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,660 I THINK SHE'S AMAZING. 426 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,660 AND I THINK YOU TWO SHOULD BE VERY PROUD. 427 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,660 - I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 428 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,530 - WE WERE VERY, VERY PROUD 429 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:59,400 WHEN SHE DEDICATED HER LIFE TO HIM AND-- 430 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,670 - WHO? - HIM. 431 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:05,610 - OH, HIM. THAT GUY. OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 432 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,480 WHAT--WHAT DID THAT ENTAIL? - CAN WE JUST NOT? 433 00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:12,120 - BUT THEN SHE ABANDONED HIM 434 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,080 AND KIND OF HUMILIATED OUR FAMILY. 435 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,820 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I CAN SAY I'M SORRY, MOM. 436 00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:18,820 - GREEN BEANS? - PLEASE. 437 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,390 - HE FORGIVES ALL OF HIS CHILDREN. 438 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,590 - GOOD. GOOD TO KNOW. 439 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,830 - UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE NOT. 440 00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:25,460 - THERE IT IS. SHOCKER. 441 00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,830 - ROLL? - NO. 442 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,230 - IN SPITE OF YOUR LIMITATIONS 443 00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:30,700 AND YOU'RE MEAN-SPIRITED BULLSHIT, 444 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,570 I LOVE YOU--I FORGIVE YOU. - YOU FORGIVE ME? 445 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,100 - GOD DAMN IT! 446 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,570 SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BECOME A FUCKING NUN! 447 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,340 I MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 448 00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:38,670 HOW CAN YOU BLAME HER? 449 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,510 WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT FOR SOMEONE? 450 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:44,210 - EXCUSE ME. 451 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:47,420 - MARY... [sighs] 452 00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:48,620 - THANKS, DAD. - JESUS. 453 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,120 "THANKS, DAD"? THANKS FOR WHAT? 454 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,890 WHY DO YOU GOT TO GET HER ALL WORKED UP OVER THIS? 455 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,860 YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN. 456 00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,790 YOU DON'T COME AND VISIT, AND WHEN YOU DO, 457 00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:01,300 WE--WE ALWAYS END UP TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING. 458 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,770 WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE DINNER 459 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,270 AND TALK ABOUT--I DON'T KNOW-- THE FUCKING WEATHER? 460 00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:16,280 [Faith sighs] 461 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:18,280 - YOU WERE A NUN? 462 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,750 - KIND OF GROSS, HUH? 463 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:21,550 - WELL, IT WOULD BE IF YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE 464 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,620 WRINKLY OLD WAR HORSES, BUT YOU'RE NOT. 465 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,620 SO IT'S KIND OF HOT. 466 00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:28,160 - WELL, I KNOW IT WAS A LITTLE EXTREME, 467 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,660 BUT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING... 468 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,930 BIGGER THAN MYSELF MY WHOLE LIFE. 469 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,170 AND FOR A WHILE, IT WAS REALLY NICE. 470 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,370 BUT I JUST COULDN'T LIVE THAT WAY. 471 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,740 - OH, I UNDERSTAND. 472 00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:47,210 THE NUNNERY'S LOSS IS HUMANITY'S GAIN. 473 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,310 - THE SISTERS CAUGHT ME GETTING OFF ONCE, 474 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:53,750 WHICH WAS HUGELY, HUGELY EMBARRASSING. 475 00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:55,250 - UH-HUH. - BUT... 476 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,920 - THEY TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE A HABIT OF IT. 477 00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:58,020 - [laughs] 478 00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:03,560 THE FUNNY THING IS, I'M STILL LOOKING, SEARCHING. 479 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,590 I STILL BELIEVE. 480 00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:07,560 IT'S ALL CONNECTED SOMEHOW, 481 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,530 EVEN SEX AND GOD AND ROCK AND ROLL. 482 00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:13,270 - WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I HAVE THIS RECURRING DREAM 483 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,470 ABOUT CHURCH AND A NUN. 484 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,770 - REALLY? - YEAH. 485 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,810 - AND WHAT TYPICALLY HAPPENS IN SUCH A DREAM? 486 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,240 - TYPICALLY, I COME IN FILLED WITH ANGST. 487 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,040 - MM-HMM. 488 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,610 - AND I WANT HAVE A CONVERSATION 489 00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:24,550 WITH THE GUY UP ON THE WALL THERE. 490 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:28,320 AND THEN THIS NUN SHOWS UP. SHE'S VERY PLEASANT... 491 00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:30,720 VERY AGREEABLE. - AND HOW DOES IT END? 492 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,960 - IN A VERY BLASPHEMOUS MANNER. 493 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,460 - HMM. 494 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,310 [zipper opens] 495 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:52,710 - [sighs] 496 00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:56,250 UH...EYES UP HERE, YOU. 497 00:19:57,650 --> 00:20:01,620 WHO SAYS DREAMS DON'T COME TRUE? 498 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:04,520 [television droning] 499 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:07,460 - FAITH? HEY, DO ME A FAVOR. 500 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,630 GO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR MOTHER, WILL YOU? 501 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:11,960 SHE'S BEEN CRYING AND PRAYING EVER SINCE YOU LEFT. 502 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:14,330 - COME ON. - PLEASE? 503 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,800 I KNOW SHE'S OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND, 504 00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,030 BUT SHE'S STILL YOUR MOTHER. 505 00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:21,600 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 506 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,240 - HEY, HANK, GRAB A SEAT. 507 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:30,380 WANT A BEER? - DON'T MIND IF I DO. 508 00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:31,780 - HERE YOU GO. 509 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:33,750 YOU GOT KIDS? 510 00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,650 - YEAH, ONE DAUGHTER, 511 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,320 FROM A PREVIOUS ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENT. 512 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:40,460 - OH, YEAH, DAUGHTERS ARE THE FUCKING WORST. 513 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,430 - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 514 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,460 - I GOT TWO. 515 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:46,760 ONE'S GONNA END UP JUST LIKE HER MOTHER, 516 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,500 AND THE OTHER ONE LOOKING FOR GOD 517 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:49,770 IN THE BACK OF A TOUR BUS. 518 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,400 - IS THAT REALLY HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER? 519 00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:53,640 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. 520 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:57,070 - WELL, THEN FEEL SORRY FOR ME. 521 00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:59,010 I DON'T REALLY KNOW HER ANYMORE. 522 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,640 - YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW HER. 523 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,980 SHE'S PRETTY GREAT. 524 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,350 I THINK YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 525 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:07,320 - YOU KNOW, I NEVER TOLD HER THIS, 526 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:10,050 BUT I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN SHE GOT INTO ALL THAT JESUS STUFF. 527 00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:11,720 YOU KNOW, AS A FATHER, YOU-- 528 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,920 YOU KNOW, YOU WORRY ABOUT ALL THOSE DIRTBAGS OUT THERE. 529 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,920 AND I JUST THOUGHT, "WELL, SHE'LL BE SAFE." 530 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:19,560 - YEAH, THAT'S--THAT'S GENERALLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY DAUGHTER. 531 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,700 IN FACT, I-I SECRETLY HOPE THAT SHE'S A LESBIAN. 532 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,100 IT'S NOT VERY SECRET. 533 00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:26,540 I SAY IT EVERY CHANCE I GET, ACTUALLY. 534 00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:28,740 - YOU'RE A WEIRD FUCKING GUY, YOU KNOW THAT? 535 00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:31,440 - PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. 536 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:37,080 - IF I HAD IT TO DO ALL OVER AGAIN, 537 00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:39,720 I'D ENCOURAGE HER EVERY FUCKING WHIM. 538 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,050 I'D SAY YES INSTEAD OF NO. 539 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,090 I'D LAUGH INSTEAD OF YELL. 540 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,950 THIS HOUSE WAS TOO FUCKING STRICT. 541 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:48,120 SHE MUST HAVE FELT LIKE A RAT IN A CAGE. 542 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:52,090 BETWEEN ME AND HER MOTHER, SHE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. 543 00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:55,560 PEOPLE DO STRANGE THINGS WHEN THEY'RE JUDGED ALL THE TIME, 544 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,500 INSTEAD OF JUST BEING LOVED. 545 00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:01,600 CHEERS. 546 00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,110 - I'M STILL SHOCKED YOU HAVEN'T TURNED THIS 547 00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:13,980 INTO A SEWING ROOM OR SOMETHING. 548 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:17,750 - TOO MANY MEMORIES OF THE LITTLE GIRL I USED TO KNOW. 549 00:22:17,790 --> 00:22:19,990 IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT. 550 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:21,860 - DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC, PLEASE. 551 00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:26,560 LOOK, I'M SORRY... 552 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,670 - I'M SORRY TOO. 553 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,070 THERE WERE A LOT OF NASTY THINGS 554 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,070 THAT JUST CAME FLYING OUT OF MY MOUTH. 555 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,870 I-I DON'T KNOW WHY I ALWAYS DO THAT. 556 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,510 - OLD HABITS, I GUESS. 557 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,410 - WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE YOU MORE OFTEN. 558 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,550 - OH, CAN YOU JUST BE HAPPY THAT I'M HERE RIGHT NOW? 559 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,750 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 560 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,480 IT'S JUST THAT WE MAY NOT BE AROUND FOREVER, 561 00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:46,780 AND YOUR FATHER REALLY MISSES YOU. 562 00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:48,150 - IS HE OKAY? 563 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:49,950 - WELL, HE'S A RAGING ALCOHOLIC 564 00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:52,020 ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, 565 00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:53,590 YEAH, HE'S FINE. 566 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:58,030 - AND YOU? ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING? 567 00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:01,760 - OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CROSS. - THANKS. 568 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,030 IT WAS A PRESENT FROM A REALLY SPECIAL GUY. 569 00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:07,140 - OF COURSE. THERE'S ALWAYS A GUY. 570 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:09,170 - MMM. - I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, 571 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:13,680 BUT YOUR FATHER STARTED WATCHING SOFT-CORE PORNOGRAPHY AGAIN. 572 00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:14,940 I GOT UNCOMFORTABLE. 573 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:17,150 - WHAT A POOR, LOST SOUL. OKAY. 574 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:20,020 WELL, I GUESS YOU TWO ARE--WHOA--TIRED 575 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:22,080 AND MAYBE A LITTLE DRUNK. 576 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,950 I CAN SMELL IT ON BOTH OF YOU. IT'S KIND OF HIDEOUS. 577 00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:26,690 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. - GOOD NIGHT. 578 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,920 - OKAY. - GOOD NIGHT. 579 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,230 - OH, NO. YOU ARE GOING TO THE COUCH. 580 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,000 - OH, COME ON. - NO. 581 00:23:33,030 --> 00:23:35,460 DO I SEE A RING ON THAT FINGER? ARE YOU MARRIED? 582 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,870 OTHERWISE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA SLEEP TOGETHER IN THAT BED, 583 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,670 NOT UNDER THIS ROOF. 584 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:43,110 NO GOOD CAN COME OF THAT. 585 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:46,210 - [chuckles] [door closes] 586 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,680 [sighs] 587 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,910 - * REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH 588 00:23:51,950 --> 00:24:01,090 * 589 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:08,800 - GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS, SIRE. 590 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:11,970 I GUESS IT'S BEEN KIND OF A WHILE, HUH? 591 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,740 BUT YOU'RE LOOKING WELL... 592 00:24:13,770 --> 00:24:17,170 RIPPED AS EVER, I SEE. 593 00:24:17,210 --> 00:24:19,640 SORRY. 594 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,980 - WHATEVER FOR, CHILD? 595 00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:25,850 - WELL, I GUESS I KIND OF WENT OUT FOR A PACK OF SMOKES 596 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,980 AND NEVER CAME BACK. 597 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:29,750 I LEFT YOU HANGING UP THERE. 598 00:24:29,790 --> 00:24:31,590 - WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, FAITH? 599 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:33,620 - I MISS YOU. 600 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:36,120 I NEED YOU, ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW. 601 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,860 I'M HAVING WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL 602 00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:40,030 A CRISIS OF FAITH, IF YOU WILL. 603 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,860 - PRAY WITH ME. 604 00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:44,830 - * REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH 605 00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:48,800 - UH...FORGIVE ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED. 606 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,810 - [laughs] 607 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,640 REALLY? YOU THINK? 608 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,040 [grunts] 609 00:24:57,810 --> 00:25:02,280 - * FEELING'S UNKNOWN, AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE * 610 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,020 - WHOA, JESUS, RELAX. 611 00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:06,290 THERE'S NO NEED TO GET YOUR LOINCLOTH IN A BUNCH UP THERE. 612 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,760 UM... 613 00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:11,030 - [grunts] 614 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,900 TA-DA. 615 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:18,330 - * I WILL DELIVER, YOU KNOW I'M A FORGIVER * 616 00:25:18,370 --> 00:25:21,900 - I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING, FAITH. 617 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:24,040 - * REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH 618 00:25:24,070 --> 00:25:27,940 * YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS 619 00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:30,110 - JESUS LOVES YOU. 620 00:25:33,150 --> 00:25:34,920 - * REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH 621 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,750 - [gasps] 622 00:25:36,790 --> 00:25:38,850 [exhales deeply] 623 00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:41,790 UGH. 624 00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:44,090 [television droning] 625 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:49,730 [television beeps] 626 00:26:07,850 --> 00:26:13,220 - * SO SHE SAID, "MAN, I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS TOWN * 627 00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:16,690 * "NOW I GOT TO GET BACK ON THAT TRAIN * 628 00:26:16,730 --> 00:26:19,960 * "MAN, I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS TOWN * 629 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,360 * "I'M OUT OF MY PAIN 630 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:26,100 * SO I'M GOING BACK TO L.A." 631 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:29,970 * 632 00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:33,110 * BACK TO L.A. 633 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:37,050 * 634 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,280 * BACK TO L.A. 635 00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:39,750 - THIS IS A REAL BUMMER. 636 00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:41,650 I THOUGHT YOU WERE WAKING ME UP TO FUCK ME. 637 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,320 - OH, TRUST ME, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 638 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:45,950 BUT THEN THE URGE TO FLEE WON OUT. 639 00:26:45,990 --> 00:26:48,260 - YOU OKAY? 640 00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:50,990 - "DRIVE," SHE SAID. 641 00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:59,700 - * I'M GOING BACK TO L.A. 642 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:04,270 * I'M GOING BACK TO L.A. 643 00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:17,420 - HEY. - HELLO. 644 00:27:17,450 --> 00:27:21,160 - I THINK WE SHOULD LET HER GO...ABROAD. 645 00:27:21,190 --> 00:27:22,930 - [whispering] I WAS ALREADY THINKING THAT. 646 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,790 - OF COURSE YOU WERE... 647 00:27:24,830 --> 00:27:26,860 BECAUSE YOU'RE AN EXCEPTIONAL PARENT, 648 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,700 WHICH IS NOT SOMETHING THAT I CAN PUT ON MY RESUME. 649 00:27:29,730 --> 00:27:31,270 I'M TOO BUSY SPOUTING OFF AT THE MOUTH 650 00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,800 WITHOUT THINKING. 651 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,440 OUR DAUGHTER WANTS TO GO ON A LITERARY PILGRIMAGE. 652 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:37,440 WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE, RIGHT? 653 00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:39,710 AND WHAT KIND OF MALIGNANT FUCKING ASSHOLE 654 00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:41,980 WOULDN'T INDULGE THAT SORT OF BEHAVIOR... 655 00:27:42,010 --> 00:27:43,410 HOWEVER ASININE? 656 00:27:43,450 --> 00:27:44,980 - MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. 657 00:27:45,010 --> 00:27:49,220 - YOU MEAN WE'RE IN AGREEMENT ON SOMETHING? 658 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:51,950 - IT LOOKS LIKE IT. 659 00:27:51,990 --> 00:27:53,390 - [shudders] 660 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,320 THAT'S A MINOR FUCKING MIRACLE, ISN'T IT? 661 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:59,830 - MM-HMM. YOU WANT TO GO IN AND TELL HER YOURSELF? 662 00:27:59,860 --> 00:28:04,470 - YOU COME WITH ME. WE'LL TELL HER TOGETHER. 663 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:07,840 [Karen speaking indistinctly] 48458

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