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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,290 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,330 --> 00:00:11,330 - I WILL LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME, 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,160 BUT I CAN NO LONGER BE YOUR HUSBAND. 4 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,630 - IT'S SUCH A FUCKING RELIEF! - I KNOW, RIGHT? 5 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:17,370 IT'S FUCKING LIBERATING! 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,140 - I'M DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL. - OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 7 00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:22,340 - I WANT TO BE A WRITER. - WHY? 8 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:23,710 BEING A WRITER SUCKS. 9 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:25,810 - I REALLY THOUGHT YOU'D BE MORE SUPPORTIVE. 10 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,810 - I WANT AN AGENT WHO UNDERSTANDS 11 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,210 WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH, 12 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,480 BOTH AS AN ARTIST AND AS A GAY MAN. 13 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:33,150 I WANT A GAY-GENT. 14 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:35,290 - WE WERE IN SUCH A GREAT PLACE THAT NIGHT. 15 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,490 AND IF WE STAND ANY CHANCE OF GETTING BACK THERE, 16 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,320 YOU HAVE TO PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 17 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,660 - WELL, I REALLY LOVED YOUR BOOK, OPHELIA. 18 00:00:42,690 --> 00:00:44,330 - GOOD FOR YOU, MARCY. 19 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,800 YOU DON'T NEED A MAN TO BE HAPPY. 20 00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:48,700 - DID YOU SIGN ROBBIE MAC? 21 00:00:48,730 --> 00:00:50,430 - YEAH, I WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS GONNA STICK. 22 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:52,700 - WELL, IT STUCK, ALL RIGHT. IT'S ON DEADLINE. 23 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:53,700 - [chuckles] 24 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:55,370 - DO YOU KNOW THAT FUCKER? 25 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:58,140 - THIS FUCKER IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN REHAB RIGHT NOW! 26 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:01,410 - IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE HAD A RELAPSE. 27 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:04,380 I GOT TO GET MYSELF BACK TO REHAB POSTHASTE. 28 00:01:04,410 --> 00:01:07,080 DO YOU THINK MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME A RIDE? 29 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,200 - HERE'S TO YOUR SEMI-SUCCESSFUL REHAB STINT. 30 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:19,660 - CHEERS. [glasses clink] 31 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,530 AND HERE'S TO MY COCK-HAPPY GAY-GENT. 32 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:22,570 - MM! 33 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,870 IT'S A BETTER LIFE, HANK. 34 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:25,870 THE GAYS-- THEY GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT, 35 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:27,800 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO SEX. 36 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,270 THEY WANT TO GET LAID, THEY JUST DO IT. 37 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:33,780 THEY ACT ON THEIR IMPULSES-- NO GUILT, NO SHAME. 38 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:35,610 HETEROSEXUALITY SHOULD GET DOWN ON BENDED KNEE 39 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:37,180 AND TAKE A LESSON. 40 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:38,720 - I'LL BRING IT UP AT THE NEXT BOARD MEETING. 41 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,780 - IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, BUDDY! 42 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:42,320 - IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. 43 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:43,690 - SO... 44 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,890 WHAT'S NEXT? 45 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,320 - WELL, I GOT SOMETHING IN MIND. 46 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,190 I-I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A NOVEL. 47 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:49,660 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A SHORT STORY. 48 00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:50,690 IT'S DEFINITELY A CHARACTER. 49 00:01:50,730 --> 00:01:52,560 I MET THIS WOMAN IN REHAB-- 50 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,660 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT ALL SOUNDS GREAT, BUT-- 51 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,630 MM? YEP, YEP, YEP. YOU SEE IT COMING. 52 00:01:56,670 --> 00:01:58,300 I GOT AN OFFER FOR YOU! 53 00:01:58,340 --> 00:02:00,570 - AND I PASS. 54 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:01,640 - WHAT, YOU PASS? - YEAH. 55 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:03,410 - WHAT THE FUCK? - MM-HMM. 56 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,910 I'M GONNA WRITE ON SPEC FOR A WHILE, CHARLIE, OKAY? 57 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:08,310 NO HOLLYWOOD FINGERS IN MY SWEET, LITTLE CORNHOLE. 58 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:09,710 - [scoffs] WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WORK FOR FREE 59 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:11,650 WHEN I CAN GET YOU A MAJOR PAYDAY? 60 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:12,920 DON'T YOU NEED ONE? - UM... 61 00:02:12,950 --> 00:02:15,220 - YOU JUST DROPPED MAJOR FUCKING DUCATS ON REHAB. 62 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:16,620 - WELL, YEAH, SURE, PAYDAYS ARE ALWAYS NICE. 63 00:02:16,650 --> 00:02:17,790 YEAH, YEAH. 64 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:19,220 - WHAT IF IT WAS A QUICK ASSIGNMENT? 65 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:20,520 - YEAH, WELL, THEY NEVER ARE. 66 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,590 - WHAT IF IT WAS A REMAKE OF CRUISING? 67 00:02:22,630 --> 00:02:25,760 COME ON, BILLY FRIEDKIN, AL PACINO. 68 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,330 - AND SO IT BEGINS. 69 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,230 - I GOT IT ALL CUED UP FOR YOU RIGHT HERE, OKAY? 70 00:02:29,270 --> 00:02:30,930 - CHARLIE-- - LOOK, NO, NO, NO, NO. 71 00:02:30,970 --> 00:02:34,240 YOU JUST NEED TO SIT DOWN AND RELAX, HMM? 72 00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:37,540 I GOT THE POPCORN. I GOT THE RED VINES. 73 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:39,510 - CHARLIE, I DON'T FEEL LIKE SCREENING A MOVIE WITH YOU 74 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:40,940 RIGHT NOW. 75 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,780 I WANT TO GO SEE KAREN, CHECK UP ON THE STATE OF OUR UNION. 76 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:44,450 - WELL, YOU GOT HOMEWORK TO DO, MAN. 77 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,520 WE GOT OURSELVES A BIG HOLLYWOOD MEETING TOMORROW. 78 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:39,000 IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING, HANK. NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. 79 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,870 - I'M NOT NERVOUS. - GOOD. 80 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,970 - ARE YOU? - NO, NO, NO. 81 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:44,870 TOTALLY SANGUINE. I'M THE SANGUINATOR. 82 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:46,480 - MM, WELL, YOU'RE SWEATING 83 00:03:46,510 --> 00:03:48,280 THROUGH THAT CHEAP, UGLY SUIT OF YOURS. 84 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:49,750 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 85 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,350 HANK, THIS COULD BE SUCH A BIG MEETING, 86 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:53,050 AND I CAN'T GET ROBBIE ON THE PHONE. 87 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,680 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. - I'M SURE IT'S FINE. 88 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,450 I'M SURE HE'S JUST OUT SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW-- 89 00:03:56,490 --> 00:03:59,360 - SUCKING A DICK SOMEWHERE. - WHOA, JEEZ, CHARLIE. 90 00:03:59,390 --> 00:04:02,030 THAT'S A LITTLE...SOMETHING, DON'T YOU THINK? 91 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:04,890 - HANK, THE GUY SUCKS A WHOLE BAG OF DICKS BEFORE BREAKFAST. 92 00:04:04,930 --> 00:04:07,430 - A WHOLE BAG? THAT'S A LOT OF PROTEIN. 93 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:08,870 I HOPE HE EATS A LIGHT BREAKFAST. 94 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,530 OR MAYBE THROW SOME VEGGIES IN THERE. 95 00:04:10,570 --> 00:04:11,740 - I'M NOT NERVOUS. 96 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:13,800 ALI'S A HUGE FAN. - ALI? 97 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,910 - YEAH. ALI ANDREWS. - CHARLIE-- 98 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:17,470 - SHE'S A HUGE FAN OF YOURS IN PARTICULAR. 99 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:19,040 - CHARLIE, ALI ANDREWS WAS THE EXECUTIVE 100 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,480 ON CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE. 101 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,950 SHE CAME ON TO ME. I REBUFFED HER ADVANCES. 102 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:24,880 SHE FIRED ME, HAD ME REWRITTEN. 103 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:26,880 ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR? 104 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,350 - VAGUELY. 105 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:29,920 - CHARLIE, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET THIS SHIT? 106 00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:31,460 - IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW. 107 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:33,390 BECAUSE YOU'VE BURNED A LOT OF BRIDGES, HANK. 108 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:35,890 ALL THE PEOPLE YOU'VE PISSED OFF--THEY MOVE AROUND A LOT. 109 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:37,730 HANK, SHE'S RUNNING THE STUDIO NOW. 110 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,730 [door opens] 111 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,070 - CHARLIE. 112 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:44,070 HANK. - ALI. 113 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,940 - SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU. COME ON IN. 114 00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:48,440 - ALI ANDREWS... 115 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:50,410 ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD. 116 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,410 LUCKY 7 ON THE 30 UNDER 30-- CONGRATS ON THAT. 117 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,910 - WHERE'S YOUR CLIENT, CHARLIE? - OH, HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 118 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:57,810 YOU ALL ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT TOO. 119 00:04:57,850 --> 00:05:01,080 HE IS STUNNINGLY HANDSOME. - WELL, HE'S A MOVIE STAR. 120 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,420 OF COURSE HE'S STUNNING. BUT IS HE CLEAN? 121 00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:04,590 - IMMACULATE. 122 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,360 HE'S SO CLEAN, YOU COULD EAT OFF OF HIM. 123 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,830 - YEAH, I HEARD THAT WAS YOUR THING NOW, RIGHT? 124 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:11,960 I ALWAYS HAD A FEELING. - ME TOO. 125 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,370 - SO, HANK, TELL ME A STORY. 126 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,700 - YOU'VE SEEN THE ORIGINAL MOVIE? 127 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,440 - I HAVE. IT'S BRILLIANT. - "BRILLIANT." 128 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:20,500 WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS "BRILLIANT" WITH YOU PEOPLE? 129 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:22,870 WHY CAN'T ANYTHING BE JUST GOOD OR OKAY? 130 00:05:22,910 --> 00:05:25,380 BUT I-I-I DIGRESS. 131 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:28,010 YOU'VE SEEN THE ORIGINAL. THAT'S MY STORY. 132 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,680 - WELL, HOW DO YOU PLAN TO UPDATE IT? 133 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:31,550 I MEAN, WHAT'S YOUR TAKE? - MY TAKE? 134 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:33,850 MY TAKE IS I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT AND MAKE IT MY OWN. 135 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,750 - [chuckles] OH, OH, I-I GET IT. 136 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:38,660 YOU KNOW, STORY'S REALLY NEVER BEEN YOUR THING, RIGHT? 137 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:41,930 YOU'RE ALL ABOUT VOICE AND ATTITUDE, 138 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:45,030 LOTS OF TALK, NO ACTION. 139 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:46,860 - OH, OKAY. 140 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,870 SO WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 141 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,500 - WE DO? - YES. 142 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:52,500 AND IF YOU'RE STILL WANTING TO MAKE SHIT HAPPEN, 143 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:54,140 I'M DOWN WITH IT. - YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 144 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:56,670 - I WAS IN A LOVING, MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP AT THE TIME. 145 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:57,740 NOW NOT SO MUCH. 146 00:05:57,770 --> 00:05:59,410 I MEAN, IT'S STILL LOVING, 147 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,880 BUT WE CAN'T SEEM TO GET BACK ON THE PHYSICAL PLANE, 148 00:06:00,910 --> 00:06:03,510 WHICH SUCKS, BUT IT DOES AFFORD ME CERTAIN FREEDOMS. 149 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:05,880 - I WISH YOU WERE THIS IMAGINATIVE IN YOUR WRITING. 150 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,490 - I THINK IT WOULD CLEAR THE AIR, RIGHT? 151 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,150 I MEAN, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A WOMAN THAT'S USED TO GETTING 152 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:12,020 WHAT SHE WANTS, YOU KNOW. 153 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,820 AND I'M THE GUY THAT SAID "NO, THANKS" 154 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:15,020 TO YOUR FLESHY GOODNESS, 155 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:16,930 WHICH MAKES ME THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY. 156 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,900 SO YOU'VE PUT ME UP ON THIS PEDESTAL 157 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:21,060 BUILT OF BITTERNESS AND REGRET. 158 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:23,700 - THIS IS EXCITING, HMM? 159 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:25,700 THE SEXUAL TENSION-- IT'S--IT'S THICK. [laughs] 160 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:27,900 I MEAN, YOU COULD--YOU COULD CUT IT WITH A KNIFE 161 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:29,610 AND SPREAD IT ON SOME CROSTINI. 162 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,780 - WHY DON'T YOU TWO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE? 163 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:33,610 I HAVE A STUDIO TO RUN. 164 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:37,050 [Judas Priest's You've Got Another Thing Comin'] 165 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,680 - WHO WANTS TO REMAKE A CLASSIC FUCKING MOVIE FROM THE '70s? 166 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,150 - IT CAME OUT IN '80, ACTUALLY. 167 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:45,990 OW. - QUIET, WRITER. 168 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:48,890 A MAN WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS 169 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,630 CAME OUT RECENTLY. 170 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:56,970 HE CAME OUT IN A BIG, BRAVE, SHOWY WAY. 171 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:01,870 THEN HE BROUGHT ME THIS MOVIE. 172 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:03,670 NOW, AT FIRST, I THOUGHT, 173 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:05,840 "WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ANONYMOUS GAY MEN 174 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:10,210 PUNISHING EACH OTHER'S ASSHOLES IN DARK, DANK LEATHER BARS?" 175 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:13,620 THEN I THOUGHT, "THIS GUY DOES." 176 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:17,790 THREE MONTHS IN DINGY GAY BARS, 177 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:19,520 AND I GET PAID FOR IT TOO? 178 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:23,230 WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN? 179 00:07:23,260 --> 00:07:25,930 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, HANDSOME? 180 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,230 YOU SEEN THE ORIGINAL? - OH, YES. 181 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:30,000 FUCKING BRILLIANT! 182 00:07:30,030 --> 00:07:31,740 - TURN THAT SHIT UP. 183 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:35,640 - * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' * 184 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:40,040 * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' * 185 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,980 * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' * 186 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:46,580 - OH, OH, OH. 187 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:49,020 - * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING * 188 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,770 * SWALLOW THE BONE 189 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,000 * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' * 190 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:06,840 * YEAH 191 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:10,010 * IT'S A-COMIN' AT YA 192 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,540 * YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER... 193 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:15,310 - SOLD IT, IN THE ROOM-- TOTALLY FUCKING BRILLIANT. 194 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:17,250 - SETTLE DOWN, JUDY GARLAND. 195 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,880 - YOU GUYS SHOULD COME CELEBRATE TONIGHT. 196 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,150 FIST-- 197 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:21,850 SANTA MONICA AND ROBERTSON, BE THERE. 198 00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:23,250 - OH, YOU'RE GOING TO FIST. 199 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:24,950 I GOT A THING OVER AT PROLAPSED RECTUM. 200 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:27,260 YOU KNOW, IT'S IN SILVER LAKE. - BE THERE, WRITER... 201 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:29,960 OR BE OFF THE PROJECT. - HE WILL BE THERE, ROBBIE. 202 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:31,230 - SURE THING. 203 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,860 JUST GOT TO GET MY ASSLESS CHAPS OUT OF STORAGE. 204 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:36,600 [engine turns, revving] 205 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:39,740 - [smooches] 206 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:43,770 - HE IS SOMETHING, AIN'T HE? 207 00:08:43,810 --> 00:08:44,640 - YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL, 208 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:46,710 OR ELSE SOME PART OF HIM IS GONNA END UP 209 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:47,640 IN SOME PART OF YOU. 210 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,610 - WHY YOU WANT TO RAIN ON MY GAY PARADE? 211 00:08:49,650 --> 00:08:51,080 - OH, IT'S GONNA RAIN, CHARLIE. 212 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:52,320 IT'S GONNA RAIN BIG BUCKETS 213 00:08:52,350 --> 00:08:54,350 OF SMOOTH, CREAMY MAN-CAKE BATTER. 214 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:56,650 I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR UMBRELLA. 215 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:59,320 - GOSH, MARCY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FITTING ME IN. 216 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,090 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 217 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,060 THIS IS MY PURE PLEASURE. 218 00:09:03,090 --> 00:09:06,060 AND BY THE WAY, THIS RIP'S ON THE HOUSE--MY TREAT. 219 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,260 [tearing] OH! 220 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:09,670 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. - [tapping hand] 221 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,840 - YOU COME HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. - THAT'S NICE. 222 00:09:11,870 --> 00:09:14,000 I MEAN, I AM THE SHIT WHEN IT COMES 223 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,340 TO MAKING PUSSIES PRETTY, 224 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:19,740 BUT, UH, YOUR WRITING MEANS TOO MUCH TO ME. 225 00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:21,380 THIS SHIT IS GRATIS. 226 00:09:21,410 --> 00:09:23,750 - THANK YOU, THAT'S VERY SWEET. 227 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:27,220 - [clears throat] CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 228 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,950 AND TRUST ME, IT'S GONNA SOUND FREAKY. 229 00:09:29,990 --> 00:09:31,250 [tearing] - OW! 230 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:33,760 YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING. - [exhales deeply] 231 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:37,360 OKAY, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF VAJAY IN MY DAY, 232 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:40,860 BUT YOURS IS SIMPLY STUNNING. 233 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:43,230 I MEAN, IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO HACK THROUGH ALL THIS BRUSH, 234 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:45,940 BUT ONCE I GOT THERE, WOW. 235 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,240 - THANK YOU. 236 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:49,370 - HONESTLY, IT'S LIKE IT'S GLOWING. 237 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:51,140 - YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? - NO. 238 00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:54,940 BUT PLEASE TELL ME, BECAUSE MINE LOOKS LIKE DAY-OLD DELI MEAT. 239 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:57,280 - IT IS UNTOUCHED BY MAN. 240 00:09:57,310 --> 00:10:01,320 - BUT...I MEAN, DO YOU-- HOW DO YOU--DID YOU-- 241 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,690 - OH--WHAT? OH, HOW DO I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF? 242 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,260 MARCY, I DO EXACTLY THAT. 243 00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:07,760 I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 244 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:09,990 I DON'T NEED A FUCKING MAN TO MAKE ME COME. 245 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:11,960 I COME ALL THE TIME. 246 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,900 I JUST CAME RIGHT NOW. 247 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:17,870 - SERIOUSLY, YOU JUST DID? - NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 248 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,700 BUT I FOUND A BETTER WAY. 249 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:22,070 IF YOU WITHHOLD, YOU GAIN POWER. 250 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:24,070 - [exhales sharply] 251 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:26,040 THAT IS SOME HEADY SHIT, OPHELIA. 252 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,710 - SO, INSTEAD OF PUTTING MY HEAD IN SOME MAN'S LAP, 253 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:32,720 I PUT MY NOSE IN A BOOK, AND I NEVER LOOKED UP. 254 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:36,020 AND GUESS WHAT. ALL MY DREAMS CAME TRUE. 255 00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:39,360 - ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T JUST LIKE MUNCHING BOX? 256 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:43,030 - I LOVE WOMEN, BUT NOT LIKE THAT. 257 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,290 I'D RATHER BE ALONE, 258 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:47,760 ALONE WITH MY FIRST EDITIONS AND MY HUMMUS. 259 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,430 I LOVE HUMMUS. 260 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:49,870 - WHAT ABOUT CHILDREN? 261 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,140 - UGH, DISGUSTING LITTLE CREATURES. 262 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:54,000 - CHURCH. 263 00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,810 [hard rock guitar music] 264 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:02,280 * 265 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:04,410 - OH, BOY! 266 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:07,180 ALL RIGHT, ONE DRINK, HANK. THAT'S IT, I PROMISE. 267 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,920 - I CAN STAY ALL NIGHT. 268 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:12,190 I FEEL LIKE "INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF THE GREASED FIST." 269 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:14,260 - RUNKLE! - AAH! 270 00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:16,030 - SOME PEOPLE I WANT YOU TO MEET! 271 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:17,330 - GOING IN! 272 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,400 - DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO. 273 00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:24,230 - WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? 274 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,200 - [chuckles] BATESY! - HANK! 275 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,510 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 276 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,210 - WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 277 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,880 RESEARCH--GOT A NEW BOOK IN THE WORKS. 278 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:36,210 QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, KITTEN? 279 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:38,780 - OH, CHARLIE'S GAY NOW. - NOW? 280 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:41,150 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THAT SCRUMPTIOUS LITTLE MACAROON 281 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:42,820 WAS BORN WITH BALLS ON HIS CHIN. 282 00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:43,890 - [laughs] 283 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,450 - HOW'S KAREN? - SHE'S GOOD. 284 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:47,960 SHE'S SHACKING UP WITH MARCY... 285 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:49,060 NOT IN THAT WAY. 286 00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:50,430 - WELL, I'M CONFUSED. 287 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,360 WHY IS SHE NOT SHACKED UP WITH YOU IN THAT WAY? 288 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,900 - I'M EQUALLY CONFUSED. 289 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,800 I GUESS WE'RE JUST HEROES OF BAD TIMING. 290 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,300 - HEY, YOU GOING TO BECCA'S THING TONIGHT? 291 00:11:58,330 --> 00:11:59,840 - WHAT BECCA'S THING? 292 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,300 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BECCA'S THING TONIGHT? 293 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:02,810 - WE KEEP IN TOUCH. 294 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,340 SHE'S ALWAYS ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT WRITING. 295 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,480 SHE'S SO CUTE. SHE'S FANTASTIC, HANK. 296 00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:09,280 - HUH. SHE NEVER ASKS ME QUESTIONS ABOUT WRITING. 297 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,350 - WELL, THAT COULD BE ONE OF TWO THINGS. 298 00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:13,380 EITHER SHE RECOGNIZES WHO THE REAL WRITER IS, 299 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,920 OR SHE'S NOT READY TO LET YOU IN YET, HANK. 300 00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:17,520 COME ON, IT'S GOT TO BE TOUGH ON THE POOR GAL. 301 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,090 SHE WANTS TO BE A WRITER. 302 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,360 HER DAD'S, YOU KNOW, REASONABLY GOOD AT IT. 303 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,390 - "REASONABLY"? - [chuckles] 304 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:25,060 IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE STILL YOUNG. 305 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:26,930 IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THE GREATS, 306 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,800 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PARK YOUR ASS IN THAT CHAIR 307 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,170 AND BLEED ON THE MOTHERFUCKER. 308 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,040 - THANKS FOR THE GROSS TIP, PROF. 309 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,400 - OKAY. 310 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,100 LISTEN, I GOT TO GO. I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK. 311 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,410 GOT A LOT OF THIRSTY BOYS. - YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, GUNGA DIN. 312 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,240 - YES, TIPPING IS PERMITTED. - OH, REALLY? 313 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:43,010 - TAKE YOUR TIME, SUGAR. [laughs] 314 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,380 - THERE HE IS. 315 00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:46,380 - ABBOTT'S HABIT-- IT'S IN VENICE. 316 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,220 I THINK SHE GOES ON AROUND 11:00 OR SO. 317 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,890 - THANKS, BATESY. 318 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,260 - HEY, WRITER. 319 00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:54,220 - OH, WOW. 320 00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:56,130 WAIT A MINUTE. [sniffs] - HMM. 321 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,560 - OH, YOU'RE REAL. 322 00:12:57,590 --> 00:13:00,360 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MIRAGE, BUT YOU SMELL OF PERFUME-- 323 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,030 LADY-NESS. - MM. 324 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:04,900 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - ROBBIE INVITED US... 325 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:07,300 TO CELEBRATE. - HEY, HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY. 326 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,340 BIG, GAY PARTY AT RUNKLE'S! 327 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,040 [all cheering] 328 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:12,410 LET'S GO! 329 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:16,880 [engines rumbling] 330 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:18,980 COME ON, HOP ON, RUNKLE. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 331 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,580 WRAP YOUR LEGS AROUND THIS STEEL, BITCH--LET'S GO. 332 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,990 GET ON IT. [engines rumbling] 333 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,160 YES. 334 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:29,390 [engine turns, revving] 335 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,900 - YOU'RE WRONG, KAREN. - WHAT? 336 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:38,470 - YOU'RE WRONG. MEN ARE THE ENEMY. 337 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,170 - "MENEMY" MINE. 338 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,200 "MENENEMY." - [laughs] 339 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,970 - "MENEMY" MINE! 340 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:43,870 - OH, I LIKE THAT. 341 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,980 THAT IS GOOD, MARCY. YES, I LOVE THAT. 342 00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:49,210 THAT IS THE TITLE OF MY NEXT BOOK. 343 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,210 THANK YOU. 344 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,920 UH... - THANK YOU. 345 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,520 - UM, THE MENEMY, MY OPHELIA ROBINS. 346 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:57,020 HOW MEN DEVASTATE YOUR VAGINA 347 00:13:57,050 --> 00:14:00,120 AND SUCK OUT YOUR WILL TO LIVE. 348 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,360 - JESUS. 349 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:03,090 - CATCHY. 350 00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:05,030 - YOU THINK MY UTTER HATRED OF MEN 351 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,500 IS VERY EXTREME, DON'T YOU? 352 00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:07,500 - UH... - I DON'T. 353 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,370 - I DO. YEAH, I DO. 354 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,030 - WELL, LET ME ASK YOU THIS, KAREN. 355 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:13,970 WHERE EXACTLY HAS THE PRINCESS MYTH GOTTEN YOU? 356 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,410 BECAUSE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, EVERYONE YOU'VE BEEN WITH 357 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,110 HAS GROWN TIRED OF FUCKING YOU 358 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:21,240 AND WANDERED OFF INTO THE TITS AND PUSSY OF SOMEONE ELSE. 359 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,910 - [coughs] - NOT BILL. 360 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:25,210 YOU GOT TIRED OF BONING BILL, AND YOU WENT BACK TO HANK, 361 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,950 AND THEN BATES GOT ALL CHICKEN HAWK ON YOU. 362 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,580 - OKAY, OKAY, YOU DON'T NEED TO, LIKE-- 363 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,490 - I WAS JUST GETTING THE HISTORY STRAIGHT. 364 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,390 - KAREN, YOU HAVE GOT TO WORK ON YOURSELF. 365 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,220 YOU NEED TO JUST GET AWAY 366 00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:38,490 FROM THIS FAIRY-TALE, HAPPY-ENDING FANTASY 367 00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,300 AND FOCUS ON THE NOW. 368 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:41,460 I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU? 369 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,100 WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? 370 00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,940 - THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW--THAT IS IT. 371 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:48,170 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE FIGHTING ME. 372 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,010 YOU'RE A SOPHISTICATED, INTELLIGENT WOMAN. 373 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,680 WHY HAVE YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME WITH BOYS? 374 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:57,150 - BOYS ARE FUN. [Marcy chuckles] 375 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,180 - WERE YOU MOLESTED AS A CHILD? 376 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:00,480 - NO. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 377 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,120 SERIOUSLY, I WAS. I THINK I WAS. 378 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:07,260 MY CRAZY UNCLE ANDY USED TO WALK AROUND THE HOUSE BOTTOMLESS 379 00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:08,560 WHEN HE BABYSAT US. 380 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:10,460 IS THAT--DOES THAT COUNT? 381 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:13,960 - YES, OF COURSE IT COUNTS, MARCY. 382 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,030 THE PENIS IS NOT ONLY A DISGUSTING APPENDAGE, 383 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:19,540 IT IS ALSO A DEADLY WEAPON. 384 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,040 AND IN MY NEW BOOK, THE ONE YOU JUST TITLED, 385 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,570 I ADVOCATE THE USE OF A COCK CAGE. 386 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:28,010 I-IT'S LIKE A MALE CHASTITY DEVICE. 387 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,750 AND I HONESTLY-- I REALLY THINK IT SHOULD BE... 388 00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,720 WHAT IS THAT? WE DIDN'T ORDER THOSE. 389 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,220 - THESE ARE COURTESY OF THE GENTLEMEN OVER THERE. 390 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,420 - OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. - OH, SNAP. 391 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:39,290 - OH, HOW DARE THEY? - THANK YOU. 392 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,720 STILL GOT IT. 393 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,460 - LADIES... - HI. 394 00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:44,660 - HEY. 395 00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:45,730 - HELLO, BOYS. 396 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,030 YES, WE ARE LADIES. 397 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,700 AND, UH, WE APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST, 398 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:52,040 BUT THIS OVERTURE WAS ILL-CONCEIVED 399 00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:53,770 AND AMATEURISHLY EXECUTED. 400 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,740 SO, IF YOU BUY US ENOUGH OF THESE, 401 00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,640 THEN WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO SPREAD OUR LEGS 402 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,610 AND SUCK YOUR DIRTY COCKS. 403 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,610 IS THAT THE DEAL? THAT'S THE DEAL, RIGHT? 404 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,180 THAT'S THE IMPLIED CONTRACT. 405 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:04,710 - WELL, THAT WOULDN'T BE THE WORST WAY 406 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,480 TO END AN EVENING, WOULD IT? 407 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,190 - WELL, UM, I GUESS NOT. 408 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,750 BUT, UH, WHAT ABOUT THE MORNING AFTER, 409 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:14,220 WHEN WE, UH, WAKE UP WITH SAVAGE MORNING BREATH 410 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:17,760 AND REALLY BAD GAS FROM ALL THIS BEAUTIFUL STINKY CHEESE? 411 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:21,100 WILL YOUR MORNING WOOD LAST THROUGH OUR EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA? 412 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:25,730 WILL YOUR LOVE SEE US THROUGH OUR HORMONAL FLUCTUATIONS, 413 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:28,370 PERIMENOPAUSE, AND TOTAL OVARIAN SHUTDOWN? 414 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,210 BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN, GUYS. [snapping fingers] 415 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,280 AND WE FUCKING AGE. 416 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:35,640 WE DON'T REMAIN EAGER LITTLE FUCK TOYS FOREVER. 417 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,650 SO HOW ABOUT IT? 418 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,420 YOU STILL WANT TO BUY US A DRINK? 419 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:41,080 WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO? 420 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,650 WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? WHAT HAPPENED? 421 00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:45,750 YOU DON'T-- CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER? 422 00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,520 WHAT, YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR MOMMIES? 423 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,090 YOU FUCKING INFANTS. 424 00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:52,260 - THAT WAS INCREDIBLE, MARCY. - AY. 425 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,100 - YOU JUST TOOK OWNERSHIP OF YOUR SHE-NESS. 426 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:55,900 - SWEATING. 427 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,400 - THAT WAS JUST--OH! - THANK YOU. 428 00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:59,240 - THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD. - THANK YOU. 429 00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:01,840 - IT IS A WORD. IT WAS THE TITLE OF MY FIRST BOOK. 430 00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:05,270 [sighs] ALL RIGHT, WHO IS UP FOR DESSERT? 431 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:08,280 [rock guitar music] 432 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:11,080 * 433 00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,550 - RACHEL HAS A BIG CRUSH ON CHARLIE. 434 00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:17,290 - WHY? - HE'S CUTE. 435 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,620 - YOU KNOW, HE IS CUTE. 436 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:21,220 I GIVE THE GUY A LOT OF SHIT, 437 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:22,830 BUT HE'S PRETTY FUCKING ADORABLE, 438 00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:26,530 YOU KNOW, IN A WALKING LIFE-SIZE PENIS KIND OF A WAY, 439 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,260 LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER. - [chuckles] 440 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,130 - IT'S TOO BAD HE'S A 'MO. 441 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,830 - OH, HE'S NO 'MO. 442 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:33,370 - HE'S NOT? - MM-MM. 443 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,500 NO, HE'S JUST PRETENDING. 444 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:36,310 HE WANTED TO SIGN THE MAC ATTACK. 445 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:39,780 THE MAN DOES WHAT HE HAS TO DO. HE'S A FUCKING CLOSER--MY BOY. 446 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,510 YOU SHOULD GO UP TO HIM AND TELL HIM YOU DIG HIS STEEZE. 447 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:42,750 YEAH, HE'LL BE SO CHUFFED, 448 00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,150 HE'LL PROBABLY COME IN HIS PANTS. 449 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:45,550 YOU SHOULD STAND BACK A FEW FEET. 450 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:46,880 SERIOUSLY, KEEP YOUR HANDS UP. 451 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,550 - CHARLIE, I WANT TO THANK YOU. - YOU ARE WELCOME. 452 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:50,750 - I WAS COMING OUT OF REHAB, 453 00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:52,590 AND YOU TOOK ME INTO YOUR LOVING ARMS. 454 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:55,620 I'VE NEVER FELT SO PROTECTED. - THAT'S WHAT I DO, ROBBIE. 455 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,360 - I'M SO GLAD I LET YOU SERVICE ME. 456 00:17:57,390 --> 00:18:01,200 - I'M HAPPY TO BE SERVICING YOU. 457 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,270 - I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE LOVE. 458 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,330 - YEE--WHAT? 459 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,640 - WE SHOULD FUCK... 460 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,170 ONCE AT THE VERY LEAST. 461 00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:11,910 - WHY? - BECAUSE THERE'S TENSION HERE. 462 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,880 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY ATTRACTED TO ME, 463 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:16,550 AND WHILE I'M NOT PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU, 464 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,350 I DO FEEL ENORMOUSLY GRATEFUL, 465 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:21,750 WHICH CAN BE EVEN HOTTER SOMETIMES. 466 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,620 I THINK YOU SHOULD BLOW ME FOR A WHILE, 467 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,750 AND THEN I COULD FINISH UP IN THAT CUTE, LITTLE DOUGHY BUTT 468 00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:27,220 OF YOURS. 469 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,220 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 470 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,690 NO... 471 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:31,560 THINK ABOUT IT. 472 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:34,500 I'LL BE BACK. 473 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,470 - [laughing] 474 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,770 - CHARLIE... 475 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,670 I KNOW YOUR SECRET, CHARLIE. 476 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,900 - YOU DO? 477 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:45,510 - I KNOW YOU'RE JUST PRETENDING. - I AM? 478 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,680 I AM. - YEAH. 479 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,250 - I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW 480 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,320 THAT I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A CRUSH ON YOU. 481 00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:54,180 I TEMPED ON YOUR DESK YEARS BACK, 482 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,580 AND I THOUGHT ABOUT TELLING YOU, 483 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:58,620 BUT THEN YOU GOT FIRED FOR THE MASTURBATION VIDEO, 484 00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:01,390 AND I MISSED MY CHANCE. 485 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:05,430 IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT, I'D LOVE TO SUCK YOUR DICK. 486 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,330 - [groaning] 487 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,960 - WHY DID YOU EVEN DO THE MOVIE? 488 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,670 IT WAS SUCH AN EPIC PIECE OF SHIT. 489 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,440 - [chuckles] 490 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,700 CRAZY LITTLE THING MADE CLOSE TO $300 MILLION WORLDWIDE. 491 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:17,470 IT COST 50. IT MADE MY FUCKING CAREER. 492 00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:18,710 - AND IT TAINTED MINE. 493 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,410 - OH, PLEASE, YOU TAINTED YOUR OWN CAREER. 494 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,550 YOU'RE INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TO WORK WITH. 495 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:24,280 - YEAH, RIGHT. 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T PUT OUT? 496 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:25,750 - [chuckles] YEAH, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS 497 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,520 LITTLE INCIDENT YOU KEEP PRATTLING ON ABOUT. 498 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,220 - OH, BULLSHIT. 499 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,290 WE WERE SITTING IN YOUR OFFICE, ON YOUR COUCH, JUST LIKE THIS. 500 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,490 AND YOU LEANED OVER, AND YOU SMOOCHED ME... 501 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:38,630 JUST LIKE THAT. 502 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:42,700 AND I DO BELIEVE THAT YOU EVEN PUT YOUR HAND ON MY LEG... 503 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:45,270 SOMETHING LIKE THIS. - MM. 504 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,570 - RING A BELL? - IF YOU SAY SO. 505 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,410 - I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S ALL THE GAY SEX TALKING OR NOT, 506 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,280 BUT YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY FUCKING GOOD TO ME RIGHT NOW. 507 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:53,980 - WOW. AREN'T YOU A CHARMER? 508 00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:56,980 - I STILL THINK YOU'RE MEAN, PETTY, AND VINDICTIVE. 509 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:59,920 BUT I'M THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD HATE-FUCK-- 510 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:03,390 YOU KNOW, GET THE POISON OUT. - IF YOU SAY SO. 511 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:06,660 - SO YOU ADMIT IT, YOU'RE STILL INTO ME. 512 00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:09,730 I'M SORRY. I CHANGED MY MIND. 513 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,460 - [sighs] 514 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:14,400 UH-UH, FUCK YOU. 515 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,400 - [moaning] 516 00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:19,030 [moans loudly] 517 00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:21,870 OOH! 518 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,410 AAH! - [screams] 519 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,680 - I AM SO FUCKING STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW! 520 00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:28,610 - [laughs] - OKAY. 521 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,950 OH! 522 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,520 MAMMARY GLANDS! - [laughs] 523 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,350 OKAY, OKAY, CHARLIE, JUST WAIT--WAIT A SECOND. 524 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,450 - [growling] 525 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,620 - CHARLIE, I NEED TO GO PEE AND PUT MY DIAPHRAGM IN. 526 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:38,950 - AWESOME! - OKAY. 527 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:40,760 - YOU DO THAT! - YEAH. 528 00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:42,360 - YOU DO THAT. GOD! 529 00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:44,930 I LOVE HEARING ABOUT ALL THAT GIRLY STUFF! 530 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,730 [knock at door] YES? 531 00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,770 [knock at door] 532 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,000 YES! 533 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,640 - CHARLIE, ARE YOU READY FOR ME? 534 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,310 OH, YES, YOU ARE. 535 00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:05,510 YOU GOT ALL NAKED FOR ROBBIE. 536 00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:07,620 HERE... 537 00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:08,820 TAKE A LOOK. 538 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:12,660 THAT'S BRITISH STEEL. - WOW. 539 00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:15,720 THAT IS AN IMPRESSIVE RIG YOU GOT THERE, ROBBIE. 540 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,830 SOLID. 541 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:20,460 SOLID COCK AND BALLS, THAT... 542 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,800 THAT'S SOME REAL MOVIE-STAR SHIT RIGHT THERE. 543 00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:24,570 - THANKS, CHARLIE. 544 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:28,540 YOU WANT TO WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND THIS PIECE OR WHAT? 545 00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:30,070 - UH... 546 00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:32,810 WELL, IT'S REALLY KIND OF YOU TO OFFER-- 547 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,480 - CHARLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - EW! 548 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,650 PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON, GIRL--THAT SHIT IS FOUL. 549 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,580 CHARLIE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? - SHE CAME ON TO ME. 550 00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:40,080 SHE WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 551 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,550 SHE TRIED TO RAPE ME! 552 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,090 I WOULDN'T TOUCH HER WITH YOUR DICK. 553 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,950 REALLY, REALLY, SHE'S DISGUSTING. 554 00:21:44,990 --> 00:21:46,590 - YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! 555 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:49,430 YOU KNOW WHAT, ROBBIE? HE IS JUST PRETENDING TO BE GAY! 556 00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:51,630 - I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND. 557 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:54,100 CHARLIE? - NO! FUCK, NO. 558 00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:57,000 - MOMENT OF TRUTH, CHARLIE. 559 00:21:57,030 --> 00:22:00,640 OPEN UP AND SAY AHH. 560 00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:04,510 - [groans] 561 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,440 I CAN'T! 562 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,080 I GOT HEP-C? 563 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:12,620 - GUESS WHAT, BUDDY. ME TOO. 564 00:22:12,650 --> 00:22:13,850 [laughs] 565 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,720 COME ON, LET'S DO THIS. SUCK THAT SHIT. 566 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,990 - OKAY, BUT, REALLY, MY BIGGER CONCERN IS, 567 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,820 WHAT IS THIS GONNA DO 568 00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:22,690 TO OUR PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP? 569 00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:26,600 - OH, I THINK IT'S GONNA MAKE THINGS A LOT FUCKING HOTTER. 570 00:22:26,630 --> 00:22:27,960 - OKAY. 571 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,670 WOULD YOU TAKE A HAND JOB? 572 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:33,600 - I THINK THAT THERE IS A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH TONIGHT, 573 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,570 CHARLIE RUNKLE, 574 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,870 AND I'M COMING. 575 00:22:37,910 --> 00:22:40,480 - OKAY. OKAY. 576 00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:42,010 [panting] 577 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,610 [whimpering] 578 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,150 OKAY! 579 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,080 I CAN'T! I CAN'T! 580 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,120 I'M SORRY. I JUST--I CAN'T. 581 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,050 I'M--I'M STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW. 582 00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:52,860 I'M NOT PERFECTLY STRAIGHT. 583 00:22:52,890 --> 00:22:55,090 IF I WAS IN PRISON RIGHT NOW, I'D PROBABLY BE A TOTAL SLUT. 584 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,960 BUT IN THE REAL WORLD, 585 00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:59,630 I DEFINITELY PREFER THE FAIRER SEX. 586 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,960 I'M SO SORRY. 587 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,170 I'M SO SORRY. [zipper closes] 588 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,100 I JUST--I'M SUCH A BIG FAN, AND I JUST-- 589 00:23:06,130 --> 00:23:07,600 I GOT CAUGHT UP IN A LIE. 590 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,170 - YOU ARE A LIAR AND A COWARD, CHARLIE RUNKLE. 591 00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:12,510 - YES. YES, I AM. 592 00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:15,110 - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU ARE? 593 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:20,650 FIRED. 594 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,520 - SEE? 595 00:23:22,550 --> 00:23:26,020 I FEEL THE TOXINS ABOUT TO RELEASE FROM MY BODY. 596 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:27,660 ISN'T THIS MUCH BETTER? 597 00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:31,890 ALL THE RESENTMENT IS ABOUT TO JUST EXPLODE OUT OF ME. 598 00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:35,000 WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS YEARS AGO. 599 00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:36,630 [moans] 600 00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:39,200 YOUR CAREER WOULD PROBABLY BE IN A LOT BETTER SHAPE. 601 00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:40,640 - MAYBE. YOU NEVER KNOW. 602 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:43,910 I'VE BEEN QUITE THE SELF-SABOTEUR. 603 00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:46,540 - HANK? - YES, CHARLES? 604 00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:50,110 - HANK, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT. THE JIG IS UP, HANK. 605 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:51,550 I'VE BEEN "INNED." 606 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,220 - CAN YOU GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES? 607 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:55,750 - [chuckles] JUST A FEW? 608 00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:59,520 - OH, LISTEN, LADY, I'M ENJOYING YOUR WHOLE...THIS. 609 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,990 BUT I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU IN GENERAL. 610 00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:06,730 YOU KNOW, YOU DID FIRE ME AND THEN HAD ME REWRITTEN, 611 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,530 WHICH LED TO A NASTY CHAIN OF EVENTS, 612 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,970 WHICH, IN TURN, LED TO A DEVASTATING DOWNWARD SPIRAL. 613 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,240 SO DON'T LET THE HARDNESS OF HANK JR. FOOL YOU. 614 00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:17,270 UH, THAT SHIT DID NOT SIT WELL WITH ME. 615 00:24:17,310 --> 00:24:20,640 - WOULD YOU GUYS BE INTERESTED IN A THIRD, BY ANY CHANCE? 616 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,710 I'M FUCKING HORNY AS HELL RIGHT NOW. 617 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:27,650 - [groans] 618 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,620 ONCE A BOTTOM-FEEDER, ALWAYS A BOTTOM-FEEDER. 619 00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:38,060 FUCK YOU, HANK. - HMM. 620 00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:39,660 [door slams] 621 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:41,300 - SHOULD WE ASSUME THE DEAL IS OFF? 622 00:24:41,330 --> 00:24:43,800 - OF COURSE THE DEAL IS OFF, HANK! 623 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:47,700 AND IF THE DEAL IS OFF, I'M FIRED AS FUCK RIGHT NOW! 624 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,140 - AND THE THING THEY NEVER TELL YOU IS HOW HARD IT IS-- 625 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:58,750 GROWING UP, FINDING YOUR PLACE IN THE WORLD, 626 00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:00,780 ACCEPTING YOUR FATE. 627 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:03,190 BUT IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE 628 00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:05,190 WHO GETS YOU... 629 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,220 WHO ACCEPTS YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE... 630 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:11,160 WHO EVER SO GENTLY NUDGES YOU TOWARDS YOUR DESTINY. 631 00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:14,130 SO, YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY 632 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,900 I WAS BORN TO BE A WRITER... 633 00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:17,600 WHICH IS WEIRD, 634 00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:20,970 BECAUSE I DEFINITELY WANTED SOMETHING ELSE FOR MYSELF... 635 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,870 SOMETHING BIG... 636 00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:24,210 LARGER THAN LIFE. 637 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,640 BUT IT'S A WASTE OF TIME, WANTING THINGS, 638 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,750 BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER, THE THING THAT WANTS YOU 639 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:34,250 IS JUST GONNA COME UP AND TAP YOU ON THE SHOULDER. 640 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,050 AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE READY. 641 00:25:37,090 --> 00:25:40,320 [applause] 642 00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:51,770 GOOD EVENING, LADIES. 643 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,740 - FUCK YOU, HANK. - WHAT DID I DO? 644 00:25:53,770 --> 00:25:55,240 - YOU HAVE A PENIS. - UH-HUH. 645 00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:57,040 - AND SHE'S EMBRACING HER SHE-NESS. 646 00:25:57,070 --> 00:25:58,670 YOU CAN'T COME IN. 647 00:25:58,710 --> 00:26:01,180 - I LIKE YOUR POETRY, WOMAN, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 648 00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:02,910 - YOU DON'T NEED TO. IT'S OKAY. 649 00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:04,210 SO WHAT'S UP? - WHAT'S UP? 650 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:06,110 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S UP. 651 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,920 OUR DAUGHTER'S PRETTY FUCKING TALENTED--THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 652 00:26:07,950 --> 00:26:09,380 - I KNOW. - MM-HMM. 653 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:11,290 - YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY TO TELL ME SOMETHING I ALREADY KNOW? 654 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,090 - NO, I CAME ALL THIS WAY TO TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM 655 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:19,030 FOR MY SHAMEFUL SELF-INDULGENCE OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS. 656 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,230 - IT'S OKAY. 657 00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:21,860 YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING, HANK. 658 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:23,770 I'M JUST GLAD THAT YOU'RE FEELING BETTER. 659 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,100 - I-I FE-- I-I DO. I-I FEEL BETTER. 660 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:27,740 - MM-HMM. 661 00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:30,270 - AND NOW THAT I'M RELATIVELY CLEAN AND SOBERISH, 662 00:26:30,310 --> 00:26:33,410 I'M PAINFULLY AWARE OF HOW WE LEFT THINGS. 663 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,040 IT'S JUST--I MEAN, I... 664 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,080 IT'S ALL SO-- - UNRESOLVED? 665 00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:39,950 - YES, EXACTLY. 666 00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:41,780 YES. 667 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:44,820 - IT MAY HAVE TO STAY THAT WAY FOR A WHILE. 668 00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:45,620 - I FIGURED AS MUCH. 669 00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:48,060 BUT, UH, WE SHOULD RECONVENE AGAIN 670 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:49,260 AND TALK ABOUT THIS-- 671 00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:51,730 THE STATE OF OUR UNION AND WHATNOT... 672 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,160 SOMETIME SOON. 673 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,400 HMM? 674 00:26:54,430 --> 00:26:56,260 - LET'S PLAY IT BY EAR. - OKAY, WE WILL. 675 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:58,070 WE'LL PLAY IT BY EAR. 676 00:26:58,100 --> 00:26:59,330 BUT IN THE MEANTIME, 677 00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:01,740 BECAUSE OF OUR PURE-OF-HEART LITTLE MUNCHKIN 678 00:27:01,770 --> 00:27:02,870 BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER... - MM-HMM. 679 00:27:02,910 --> 00:27:04,740 - I'M GOING OFF TO WRITE SOMETHING. 680 00:27:04,770 --> 00:27:06,710 - YOU'RE GONNA WRITE SOMETHING? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 681 00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:07,680 - REALLY? 682 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:09,380 - I'M GONNA MAKE MY INTENTIONS KNOWN, KAREN. 683 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,010 PUT IT DOWN ON PAPER. - INTERESTING. 684 00:27:11,050 --> 00:27:13,680 - PREPARE TO BE JOHN WOO'D. - I WILL. 685 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,880 I'M EXCITED FOR YOU. GOOD. 686 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:20,690 - AND I'M OKAY WITH ALL THIS. I'M RELATIVELY SANGUINE. 687 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:25,290 IN FACT... I AM THE SANGUINATOR. 688 00:27:25,330 --> 00:27:27,430 - GOOD--GOOD NIGHT. 689 00:27:28,930 --> 00:27:30,400 [laughs] 690 00:27:30,430 --> 00:27:31,770 UM... - SO... 691 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,900 - GOOD. OKAY. 692 00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:36,910 - TILL WE MEET AGAIN. - MM-HMM. 693 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:39,710 - GOOD NIGHT, KAREN. - GOOD NIGHT, HANK. 694 00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:42,480 - * DON'T LET THE SADNESS GROW 695 00:27:42,510 --> 00:27:44,880 * 696 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:51,320 * YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, DON'T YOU KNOW? * 697 00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:57,830 * AND IT'S EASY TO DIVE INTO DOUBT * 698 00:27:57,860 --> 00:28:03,900 * BUT HARDER TO CLIMB BACK OUT * 699 00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:10,940 * SO COME, HEARTS THAT ARE SCARED AND ALONE * 700 00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:13,180 * LET LOVE GIVE YOU 701 00:28:13,210 --> 00:28:17,380 * WARMTH IN THE COLD 702 00:28:17,410 --> 00:28:23,920 * LET FAITH AND HOPE LEAD YOU ON * 703 00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:29,390 * LET JOY BE THE THEME OF YOUR SONG * 51092

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