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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,290 --> 00:00:09,190 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:11,530 - NOW, HOW MANY OF THOSE PILLS DID YOU TAKE? HOW MANY? 3 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,430 - NO MORE THAN YOU DID. - WHAT DID YOU DO? 4 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:15,100 - ONLY WHAT YOU MADE ME. 5 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:17,370 - [sighs] AM I GONNA BE OKAY? 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,770 - THE DOCTORS, THEY THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,340 - WHAT ABOUT HER? - YOU GOTTA GET PAST THIS. 8 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:23,670 YOU GOTTA FORGIVE YOURSELF. 9 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:25,540 SHE WAS FUCKIN' LOONEY TUNES. 10 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:27,110 SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU, HANK. 11 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:28,410 - YOU HAVE A LITTLE FLOTSAM AND JETSAM THERE. 12 00:00:28,450 --> 00:00:30,410 - YOU JUST BLEW HIM AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU? 13 00:00:30,450 --> 00:00:33,680 - GOD DAMN IT, STU. I KNOW ABOUT THE BLOWING! 14 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,090 - IT WAS TWO, ACTUALLY. IT WAS TWO. 15 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:39,690 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNEY, MOTHERFUCKER. 16 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,160 - I WANT YOU TO MEET GABRIEL. 17 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:42,460 - OH, NICE TO MEET YOU, GABE. 18 00:00:42,490 --> 00:00:43,730 - [gasps] - WHAT THE FUCK? 19 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,160 - SORRY, HANK. 20 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,230 YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT. 21 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:47,560 - I'M DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL. 22 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,870 I WANT TO BE A WRITER. 23 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,470 - YOU GOTTA GET YOUR ASS TO REHAB. 24 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:53,170 - GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND STOP DRINKING. 25 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,510 SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE JUST GONNA KILL YOURSELF. 26 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:58,180 - OH, SHIT. 27 00:00:58,210 --> 00:01:00,210 THIS BETTER NOT BE AN INTERVENTION. 28 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,250 - HEY! IT'S TIME FOR GROUP. 29 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,760 - HA! THIS PLACE IS INSPIRING, HANK. 30 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,900 REALLY, TOTALLY WORTH THE 60 LARGE, IF YOU ASK ME. 31 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:25,300 SAY, DO THEY LET YOU MASTURBATE HERE? 32 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:26,870 I'M JUST CURIOUS, 'CAUSE IT'D BE COOL 33 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:29,540 TO BLOW A BIG, SALTY ONE RIGHT IN OLD SALTY OUT THERE. 34 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:31,880 DON'T YOU THINK? 35 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:34,880 NOW, THERE IS THE SURLY, MEAN-SPIRITED BASTARD 36 00:01:34,910 --> 00:01:36,350 THAT I KNOW AND LOVE. 37 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:37,880 HE'S BAAACK. 38 00:01:37,910 --> 00:01:39,480 - DO I FEEL BETTER? YES. 39 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,720 DO I SEE THE WISDOM IN A TIME OUT OR A TUNE UP? 40 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,390 SURE. - GOOD. 41 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:45,820 - AND I'M DOING MY BEST JUST TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND 42 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:48,230 ABOUT ALL THIS KUMBAYA SHIT. - THAT'S GOOD. 43 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:50,430 - BUT SOME OF THE CLIENTELE, CHARLIE... 44 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:52,800 OH-HO-HO. 45 00:01:55,670 --> 00:01:59,600 - [groans] 46 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,310 - WHAT'S THIS? 47 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:02,770 - IT'S A DIME BAG OF DADDY'S LITTLE HELPER. 48 00:02:02,810 --> 00:02:04,240 IT'S GONNA HELP TAKE THE EDGE OFF, HANK. 49 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:05,740 - HOW DID YOU GET THIS IN HERE? 50 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:07,840 - MY BUTT CHEEKS. 51 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,480 FEELS GOOD TO FINALLY UNCLENCH. AHH. 52 00:02:10,510 --> 00:02:11,680 - I'M DISGUSTED... 53 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,720 YET DELIGHTED. THANK YOU. 54 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,790 - BUT AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SUPPORTING MY SOBRIETY? 55 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:18,520 - COME ON, WEED DON'T COUNT. 56 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,390 - OH, THESE QUEERIOS IN HERE WOULD BEG TO DIFFER. 57 00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:23,390 20 YEARS AGO, PEOPLE PARTIED TOO MUCH. 58 00:02:23,430 --> 00:02:25,260 NOWADAYS, EVERYBODY'S AN ADDICT. 59 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:27,560 I MEAN, I KNOW I'M A BIG FAN OF THE BYE-BYE-PAIN JUICE, 60 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,970 BUT I DON'T THINK I'M AN ALCOHOLIC, DO YOU? 61 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,500 CHARLIE? 62 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:33,740 CHARLIE, YOU LISTENING TO ME? 63 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:34,900 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M WITH YOU. 64 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:37,710 IS THAT ROBBIE MAC? - WHO? 65 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,740 - THE ACTOR. - I DON'T KNOW. 66 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,580 - I'M HEARING HE WANTS TO LEAVE CAA. 67 00:02:41,610 --> 00:02:43,310 YOU HOLD THAT THOUGHT. I'M GONNA GO SAY HELLO. 68 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:45,250 - DUDE, I WAS JUST ROLLING IN THE DEEP WITH YOU. 69 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,280 - AWESOME, AWESOME, AND I TOTALLY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. 70 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,950 JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES, WILL YOU? 71 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:50,490 [whispers] OW. 72 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,490 [upbeat music] 73 00:02:53,520 --> 00:03:01,430 * 74 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:39,870 - BEING A CHILD STAR REALLY FUCKED ME UP SOMETHING FIERCE, 75 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,570 I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 76 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:43,510 I MEAN, AT THE BEGINNING, YOU KNOW, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 77 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:44,870 I MEAN, IT WAS, UH... 78 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:46,540 ALL THE M&Ms YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT FROM CRAFT SERVICE 79 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:48,910 AND ALL THE SUCTION YOU COULD STAND FROM THE EXTRAS. 80 00:03:48,950 --> 00:03:51,450 BUT BY THE TIME THAT I LEFT THE WONDER YEARS, 81 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,020 I WAS, UH... 82 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:56,950 I WAS SHOOTING NARCOTICS INTO MY TAINT, 83 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:58,890 AND, UH, LETTING SOME VERY QUESTIONABLE DUDES 84 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,890 BLOW ME FOR DRUG MONEY. 85 00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:04,830 SOMETIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY. 86 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:06,360 - AH, HEY, YOU KNOW, THAT'S OKAY, DUDE. 87 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,730 AS MY GOOD FRIEND AND AGENT IS FOND OF SAYING, 88 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,570 "HOLES IS HOLES," YOU KNOW? 89 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,840 [laughter] 90 00:04:12,870 --> 00:04:15,640 - WHAT ABOUT YOU, HANK? HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 91 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:17,470 - WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED, 92 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:19,410 I FEEL LIKE THE GOOD LORD HIMSELF 93 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,040 PICKED ME UP IN HIS BARE HANDS, 94 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,810 LAID ME DOWN ON A BED OF RUSTY NAILS, 95 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:25,050 PINNED MY ANKLES BEHIND MY EARS, 96 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,420 AND JUST STUCK IT IN. 97 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:27,880 NO VASELINE, NO LUBE, NO NOTHING. 98 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,450 NOT EVEN A LITTLE SPITTLE. 99 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,660 THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST TOOK HIS DARTH VADER HELMET, 100 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:34,660 THAT BIG DARTH VADER HELMET AND JUST RAMMED IT HOME. 101 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:36,930 AND HE WRECKED MY PRETTY LITTLE VIRGIN ASSHOLE. 102 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,800 MY SWEET LITTLE BROWN BUD. 103 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:41,670 PULLED OUT, CAME ON MY TITS, WIPED HIS DICK ON THE CURTAINS, 104 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:44,570 AND LEFT ME FOR DEAD. 105 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,800 THAT'S JUST ME. 106 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,470 HOW 'BOUT YOU GUYS? HOW DO YOU FEEL? 107 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,840 - IS ANYBODY ELSE SITTING IN A PUDDLE RIGHT NOW? 108 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:52,510 SPLASH! HA HA! 109 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,810 - COME ON, HANK, LET'S-- LET'S GET SERIOUS, OKAY? 110 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:58,010 LET'S PUT ON OUR BIG BOY PANTS AND DO SOME WORK. 111 00:04:58,050 --> 00:04:59,550 ALL RIGHT? GIVE IT A TRY. 112 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:00,950 - OKAY. - OKAY. 113 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:03,550 - [southern accent] MY NAME IS HANK. 114 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:04,990 AND, UH... 115 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:10,090 - AND... - AND... 116 00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:11,630 - I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 117 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:13,100 - YOU ARE? - YOU ARE. 118 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:15,370 - HEY, NOW YOU'RE JUST SLAPPING LABELS ON ME, BROTHER, 119 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,570 AND I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT. 120 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,440 - OKAY, HANK, ADDICTION IS DEFINED 121 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:19,900 AS CONTINUING TO DO SOMETHING 122 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:20,970 IN THE FACE OF MOUNTING CONSEQUENCE. 123 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,110 - OKAY, I'M WITH YOU SO FAR. 124 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,570 NOW TAKE ME SOMEWHERE WITH THIS. 125 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:25,070 - OKAY, SO HOW WOULD YOU LABEL YOURSELF? 126 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:28,110 - I GUESS I SEE MYSELF AS AN ENTHUSIAST. 127 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:30,610 A DRUG AND ALCOHOL ENTHUSIAST. 128 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:33,480 - HANK, YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU ABUSED ALCOHOL 129 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,880 TO SUCH AN EXTENT THAT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY 130 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,690 HAD TO STAGE AN INTERVENTION. 131 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,660 - THAT'S TRUE, BUT THEY'RE A LITTLE SCREWY THEMSELVES. 132 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:40,790 - REALLY? WELL, YOUR FRIEND CHARLIE 133 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:42,730 SAID THAT YOU DRANK YOUR OWN URINE. 134 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,130 - THAT--THAT IS ALSO TRUE. 135 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,430 BUT THAT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE, 136 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:47,700 AND NOT AS UNPLEASANT AS IT SOUNDS, 137 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:49,170 WHICH IS GOOD TO KNOW, 138 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,900 IN CASE YOU'RE EVER IN A LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION. 139 00:05:51,940 --> 00:05:53,600 YOU'RE WELCOME. - [snapping fingers] 140 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,470 - AND YOU WERE DISTRAUGHT OVER A FORMER LOVER 141 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:57,910 WHO KILLED HERSELF AND TRIED TO KILL YOU IN THE PROCESS. 142 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,510 - YEAH. WELL, IT SOUNDS KIND OF SOAPY 143 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:02,550 WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT, BUT WHO WOULDN'T BE? 144 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:04,710 I MEAN, ISN'T IT NORMAL TO WANT TO NUMB YOURSELF 145 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:06,020 WHEN YOU'RE IN PAIN? 146 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:08,750 WOULD A DOCTOR OPERATE WITHOUT ANESTHESIA? 147 00:06:08,790 --> 00:06:10,090 [high-pitched] NAILED IT. 148 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,120 - HANK, THIS IS NOT AN INTELLECTUAL PROCESS. 149 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,820 THIS IS NOT A POLEMIC. OKAY? 150 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:17,030 THIS IS ABOUT LETTING GO AND LETTING GOD. 151 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:18,730 - OH, YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT BATESY DID. 152 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:22,500 HE LET GO, LET GOD, AND HE LET YOU TAKE HIM IN YOUR MOUTH. 153 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:24,130 BOOM. 154 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:25,970 - THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS UP, ACTUALLY. 155 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,470 HANK IS REFERENCING AN INDISCRETION OF MINE. 156 00:06:28,510 --> 00:06:31,780 AND, UH, IT WAS COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL. 157 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:33,940 UH, AND IT LED TO A FIVE-WEEK INTENSE RELATIONSHIP. 158 00:06:33,980 --> 00:06:35,510 I HAVE NO REGRETS. 159 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:37,610 I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT MYSELF DURING THAT TIME. 160 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:39,580 - OOH, I BET YOU DID. - I EXPLORED MY HUMANITY. 161 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:40,580 - AND YOUR FLEXIBILITY. 162 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:42,950 - AND I LEARNED THAT I AM CAPABLE OF ERROR. 163 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:45,050 BUT ALSO CAPABLE OF GREAT PASSION. 164 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:47,760 RICHARD BATES WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE MISTAKE. 165 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:49,590 - UGH. 166 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,770 - FORGIVE ME FOR ASKING, BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE? 167 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,070 - ME? - YEAH, YOU. 168 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,770 WHY ARE YOU WASTING ALL OF OUR TIME? 169 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,670 - WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AGGRESSIVE WITH ME? 170 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:03,540 - THIS IS FAITH. SHE'S OUR NEW FRIEND. 171 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:05,210 YOU MISSED HER INTRODUCTION. - BECAUSE YOU WERE LATE. 172 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,810 AND I'M BEING SO "AGGRESSIVE" WITH YOU 173 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,510 BECAUSE EVERYONE SITTING HERE IS IN REAL PAIN. 174 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:11,980 YOU'RE JUST DOING LAME STAND-UP OVER THERE. 175 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:14,520 - [lisping] HMM. MAYBE THAT'S MY PROCESS. 176 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:16,690 - WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE. 177 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,190 - NO, I AM DEFINITELY AN ASSHOLE. 178 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,260 THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. 179 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:20,790 HEY, SHE'S JUDGING ME. 180 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:23,630 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT COMING DOWN ON HER? 181 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:29,000 - WE DO NOT JUDGE THOSE WHO JUDGE. 182 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:30,700 WELL, I THINK THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. 183 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:33,770 WHY DON'T WE STAND UP, AND EVERYBODY HOLD HANDS. 184 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:41,240 GOD GIVE US THE SERENITY-- 185 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,250 NO, NO, NO, TAKE HIS HAND OUT OF YOUR PANTS. 186 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,650 TAKE HIS HAND OUT OF YOUR PANTS. 187 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,890 - ROBBIE, WHAT IS IT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 188 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,590 IN A REPRESENTATIVE? 189 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:52,160 - IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. 190 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:55,730 I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO'S AN HONEST ANIMAL. 191 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,160 I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO'S AN ADVOCATE 192 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,760 FOR ME AND MY CAREER. 193 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,030 AND I WANT A MAN WHO'S OPENLY GAY. 194 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:06,740 - OH...I SEE. 195 00:08:06,770 --> 00:08:08,740 - I WANT AN AGENT WHO UNDERSTANDS 196 00:08:08,770 --> 00:08:11,710 WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH, BOTH AS AN ARTIST 197 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:14,280 AND AS A GAY MAN. 198 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:15,950 I WANT A "GAYGENT." 199 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:17,310 - [chuckles] WELL... 200 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:20,950 THAT'S--THAT'S INTERESTING. 201 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:24,620 BECAUSE... - YOU'RE GAY? 202 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:26,320 - I'M GAY? 203 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,790 - IS THAT A QUESTION OR A STATEMENT? 204 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:31,130 - EXACTLY. 205 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,660 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 206 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,770 - WELL, THEN, LET ME CLEAR IT UP 207 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,270 FOR YOU, ROBBIE. 208 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,300 IF YOU SIGN WITH ME, 209 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:44,170 IF YOU PUT YOUR CAREER INTO MY SMOOTH, ELEGANT HANDS, 210 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:47,310 YOU COULD SLEEP EASY, LIKE A BABY, 211 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:50,680 CONTENT IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR REPRESENTATIVE 212 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:55,920 UNDERSTANDS YOU FROM EVERY CONCEIVABLE ANGLE. 213 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:57,150 - BECAUSE... 214 00:08:57,190 --> 00:09:02,190 - BECAUSE... 215 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:07,660 I'M... 216 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:10,630 GAY? 217 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,140 [both laughing] 218 00:09:17,940 --> 00:09:19,080 - I KNEW IT. 219 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:20,110 - YOU DID? 220 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,750 - MM! YEAH. 221 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:24,180 I MEAN, I HAD A STRONG FEELING. 222 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:25,780 - WHAT, A STRONG FEELING? 223 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:27,820 REALLY? WHY? I'M JUST CURIOUS. 224 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:32,120 - YOU'RE VERY SENSITIVE AND KIND, 225 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,820 YET INCREDIBLY CARNAL. 226 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,130 AND YOU'RE WEARING PINK. 227 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,760 MY GAYDAR IS PINGING, BRO. 228 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:46,040 I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS, CHARLIE. 229 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:48,300 [sighs] 230 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:04,950 - FUCKING MEN! 231 00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:06,920 YOU KNOW, I'M QUITTING MEN. 232 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,260 I'M FUCKING QUITTING MEN. ARE YOU WITH ME? 233 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:10,660 - I'M WITH YOU. I'M WITH YOU, 234 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:11,860 WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT. - MM. 235 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,860 - 'CAUSE IT IS GONNA BE A LONG TIME 236 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:18,100 BEFORE I TRUST MYSELF AROUND THE MALE OF THE SPECIES. 237 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,270 - MM-HMM. - 'CAUSE I-- 238 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,700 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 239 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:24,140 I JUST KIND OF TURN THEM INTO... 240 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:26,140 WILD ANIMALS. 241 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:27,340 - OH, DUDE. - YEAH. 242 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:28,980 - I MEAN, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 243 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:32,080 BUT YOU'RE MISSING THE WHOLE POINT OF THE THING. 244 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,420 THEY'RE BORN ANIMALS. 245 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,380 WE JUST-- WE FOOL OURSELVES 246 00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:37,720 INTO THINKING WE CAN MAKE INTO THESE 247 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:39,320 SENSITIVE LITTLE PUSSY EATERS 248 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,090 WE COULD SIT AND WATCH THE BACHELOR WITH. 249 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,830 [cell phone playing jingle] - FUCK. 250 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,160 IT'S MY PHONE. - WHAT'S WRONG? 251 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,730 WHAT? - OH, MY GOD. 252 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:50,970 - WHAT? - IT'S--IT--I-I-I-- 253 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 IT--IT'S THAT-- 254 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,300 I SENT MY RESUME FOR A JOB. 255 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,800 - DON'T ANSWER IT. - IT'S FOR THE-- 256 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,140 - DON'T ANSWER IT. - NO, THIS IS THE-- 257 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,140 - THEY MIGHT WANT TO INTERVIEW-- 258 00:10:57,170 --> 00:10:58,740 - DUDE, YOU'RE BAKED. 259 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,080 YOU'RE GONNA SAY SOMETHING STUPID AND JACKED UP... 260 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,310 - NO, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. - LIKE YOU FUCKIN' ARE DOING. 261 00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:04,910 MM-MMM. DON'T ANSWER IT. 262 00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:06,920 - I'M GONNA ANSWER IT. - NO--FUCK. 263 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:08,790 IF YOU DO, KEEP IT DOWN. - I'M GONNA ANSWER IT. 264 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:11,420 - I DON'T WANT STUART TO WAKE UP AND GET A CONTACT HIGH. 265 00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:13,320 - GOOD MORNING. - OH, SHIT. 266 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,860 - I'M SORRY? 267 00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:18,130 - [whispering] YOU'RE SO CRAZY. 268 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,930 - HELLO. 269 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,430 OH, REALLY? 270 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,330 YOU DO? 271 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:25,500 [whispering] THEY WANT TO INTERVIEW ME. 272 00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:26,940 - WHY? - WELL, YEAH. 273 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:28,340 I WOULD LOVE TO COME IN FOR AN INTERVIEW. 274 00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:29,340 [sizzle] - OH... 275 00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:30,910 - UH-HUH. 276 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,780 HALF AN HOUR? 277 00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:33,940 YEAH, I COULD GET THERE IN HALF AN HOUR. 278 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:56,200 - HEY. 279 00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:58,300 HEY. 280 00:11:58,330 --> 00:11:59,440 - YEAH? 281 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:02,170 - JUST SAYIN' HEY. 282 00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:06,110 - HEY. 283 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:07,510 WE DONE? - NO. 284 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:09,480 I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH A TURD 285 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,150 IN THE PUNCH BOWL THIS MORNING. 286 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:13,420 AT LEAST, I THINK IT WAS ME. I MEAN, COULD HAVE BEEN YOU. 287 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:14,820 WOMEN'S ISSUES. 288 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,850 HORMONAL FLUCTUATIONS AND WHATNOT. 289 00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:20,390 - IS IT--SORRY, WAS THIS AN APOLOGY OR-- 290 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:21,860 - OKAY, IT WAS ME. 291 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:23,530 YEAH. HANK. 292 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,100 - FAITH. - NICE TO MEET YOU, FAITH. 293 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:28,260 WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR? 294 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,070 - WELL... 295 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,000 IT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL, DON'T YOU THINK? 296 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,840 - OKAY, WELL, THEN I WILL BACK UP 297 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,840 AND MAKE WITH THE POLITE CONVERSATION. 298 00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:41,950 UM, WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE REAL WORLD? 299 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:45,280 - MY RELATIONSHIP TO THE REAL WORLD 300 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:46,980 WOULD BE TENUOUS, AT BEST. 301 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,120 - I HEAR THAT. 302 00:12:48,150 --> 00:12:49,290 - BUT, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 303 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,150 I TRAVERSE THE GLOBE. 304 00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:52,920 IN THE COMPANY OF MUSICIANS. 305 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,130 - YOU'RE A GROUPIE. 306 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,130 - I PREFER MUSE. 307 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,390 - SURE, WHO WOULDN'T? 308 00:12:58,430 --> 00:13:00,000 THAT'S NICE WORK, IF YOU CAN GET IT. 309 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,070 - I'LL TAKE GROUPIE, BUT, UH, 310 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:05,400 "MUSE" WOULD REALLY BE MORE APPLICABLE, 311 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:08,140 SINCE MEN HAVE WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT ME. 312 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:10,170 - WELL, I CAN SEE WHY. 313 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,440 - HANK, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE. 314 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,040 - I WASN'T TRYING TO BE. 315 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,180 - RIGHT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT FUCKABLE. 316 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:17,580 - I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 317 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:20,580 - THEY KIND OF FROWN ON THAT SORT OF THING HERE. 318 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,890 NOT THAT IT MATTERS. 319 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:29,060 BECAUSE I ONLY FALL FOR EXTRAORDINARY MEN. 320 00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:30,460 - OH...OKAY. 321 00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:33,900 - WOULD YOU SAY YOU'RE...EXTRAORDINARY? 322 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,930 - [chuckles] FUCK IF I KNOW, DUDE. 323 00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,600 - [laughs] 324 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:39,900 CONGRATS--I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY 325 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:43,440 THE FIRST REALLY HONEST THING I'VE HEARD YOU SAY. 326 00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:46,510 SO...ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D CARE TO DISCUSS? 327 00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:49,480 - NO, THAT-- THAT ABOUT COVERS IT. 328 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:51,480 - ALL RIGHTY, THEN. 329 00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:54,380 - ALL RIGHT. [clicks tongue] 330 00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:58,420 OH... 331 00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,460 THERE SHE IS-- REBECCA MOODY! 332 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:03,160 - [giggles] - REBECCA MOODY! 333 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,960 [knock at door] 334 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,630 - MARCY? 335 00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,400 PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU. 336 00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:14,340 JUST A FEW MOMENTS OF YOUR TIME. 337 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:16,370 P-PL-- - SIT AND SPIN, STU. 338 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:17,570 SIT AND SPIN. 339 00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:19,480 - MY HEART ACHES FOR YOU, LOVER. 340 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,340 - FOR--FORMER. 341 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:23,210 FORMER LOVER. 342 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,980 - HERE, BROUGHT YOU CASH. 343 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,080 - [scoffs] 344 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,590 - NO, JUST WALKING AROUND MONEY. NO STRINGS ATTACHED. 345 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:34,960 - THIS IS DISG-- YOU THINK YOU CAN BRIBE ME? 346 00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:36,530 - IT'S NOT A BRIBE WHEN IT'S LOVE. 347 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,400 - IT'S NOT LOVE WHEN YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HOG POLISHED 348 00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:41,260 BY SLUTTY STARLETS. 349 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,100 - MARCY, IT WAS JUST THE TWICE WITH THE ONE. 350 00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,270 - [scoffs] 351 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,200 FUCK YOU, STU. 352 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:50,240 - OKAY. FUCK ME. 353 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:52,680 WAIT, WAIT... I FORGOT. 354 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:55,380 BROUGHT YOU SOME OF THIS. 355 00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:58,480 FIGURED YOU MIGHT BE RUNNING LOW. 356 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,220 HOO! 357 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,220 [funk music] 358 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:10,390 * 359 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,360 - I MISS MAKING LOVE WITH YOU, MARCY. 360 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,700 - OHH. 361 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:16,600 - I MISS MY SEXY WITTLE WUBBER FUCKY. 362 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,700 - WHAT ABOUT LIZZIE? 363 00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:21,240 - [laughs] OH, PLEASE! 364 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:22,610 SHE WAS DONE WITH ME 365 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,210 THE SECOND THAT WE WRAPPED SANTA MONICA COP. 366 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,710 SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 367 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:29,410 I CUT HER RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF THE PICTURE. 368 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,710 AND SHE GAVE LOUSY BLOWIES. 369 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:35,450 I MEAN, ARROGANT, LAZY, TOOTHY. 370 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,250 - OUCH. - OUCHY. 371 00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:38,720 - NO. - MM-MMM. 372 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,460 - NOT FUN. NOT FUN. 373 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,530 - HELLO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT--WHOA. 374 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,390 WHAT DO WE SEE HERE? 375 00:15:44,430 --> 00:15:45,390 OH, MY GOODNESS. - MM-MMM. 376 00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:46,600 - OH, NO! - NO! 377 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,660 - IT APPEARS-- IT APPEARS THAT MOMMY... 378 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,370 - I JUST FOUND THAT. - IS A LITTLE HORN-AY! 379 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,100 - I WAS VACUUMING! SHUT UP! - I KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND IT. 380 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,600 - I JUST FOUND THAT. - I FOUND IT TOO! 381 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,670 - DON'T. - YOU KNOW... 382 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,740 I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA. 383 00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:01,080 - DON'T. NO. NO, YOU DON'T. 384 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,610 - ALLOW ME TO WORK ON THIS WITH YOU, MARCY. 385 00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:05,150 LET ME TASTE YOU AGAIN. 386 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:08,220 - OH, JESUS. - NO, PLEASE. 387 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,150 PLEASE. 388 00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:13,790 LET ME JUST LICK ALL OF YOUR TROUBLES AWAY. 389 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:14,760 [slurp] 390 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,160 - OH, JESUS. - NO. NO, NO. 391 00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:21,530 I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OF DADDY'S LONG, SLOW TONGUE BATHS. 392 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,470 - OH, MY GOD. - AH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. 393 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,670 - OH, GOD. 394 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,070 [vibrator buzzing] - MY SNORKEL. 395 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,110 - OH, GOD. 396 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,310 OH, JESUS. 397 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,040 - THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN' RIGHT NOW. 398 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,280 - OKAY. - [rolls tongue] 399 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,540 [belt unbuckling] - TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES. 400 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:39,250 [rock music playing] 401 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,480 - WHAT'S WITH THE MUSCLE? - OH, HIM. 402 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,690 HE GAVE ME A RIDE. - WHY? 403 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,320 - BECAUSE I SPENT THE NIGHT AT HIS PLACE. 404 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:46,660 - OH...OKAY. 405 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:48,520 WELL, THAT'S NOT THE LEAST BIT DISGUSTING. 406 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,790 NOT TO MENTION DANGEROUS. 407 00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:51,160 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S NOT A SERIAL KILLER? 408 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:52,160 LOOK AT HIM. 409 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,430 - YOU SHOULD TRUST MY JUDGMENT. 410 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:55,730 - I SHOULD? WHY? YOU HAVE-- 411 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,270 YOU HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX. 412 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,670 - GOOD VISIT, DAD. I SHOULD GET GOING. 413 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,540 - YOU SIT AND YOU STAY. 414 00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:06,740 MM, WHAT'S HIS NAME? 415 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:09,550 YOU DON'T KNOW. 416 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,780 JANE, YOU IGNORANT SLUT. 417 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,580 - THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T INTRODUCE YOU. 418 00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:14,820 I WASN'T BEING RUDE, 419 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,820 I JUST DIDN'T RETAIN THE INFORMATION. 420 00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:18,790 - [laughing] I'M APPALLED. 421 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,090 - AND I'M CHANGING THE SUBJECT. 422 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,160 - AH. - HOW ARE YOU? 423 00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:25,230 - SEVEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF SHITTY. 424 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:26,700 TRYING TO GET IT DOWN TO TWO OR THREE. 425 00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:28,600 YOU KNOW, FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT. 426 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,800 TRYING TO MAKE YOU PROUD OF ME, 427 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,500 OR AT LEAST A LITTLE LESS ASHAMED. 428 00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:32,700 HOW'S SCHOOL? 429 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,570 - DAD, I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GOING. 430 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,270 WORKING ON A NOVEL. 431 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,710 - A NOVEL, WHAT-- 432 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,440 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FILL A NOVEL WITH? 433 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,710 - LIFE. LOVE. SEX. 434 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,880 DEATH. WHAT ELSE? 435 00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,550 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THOSE THINGS? 436 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,580 - THAT'S THE POINT, DAD. I WANT THE EXPERIENCE. 437 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,790 I WANT TO START LIVING. 438 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,590 - NO, LIVING IS HIGHLY OVERRATED. 439 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:55,460 - SIR... 440 00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:57,190 - HEY. 441 00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:58,590 - ROSS. 442 00:17:58,630 --> 00:17:59,660 - OH! 443 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,630 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 444 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,600 ROSCOE. 445 00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:05,300 - I JUST WANT TO SAY 446 00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:07,600 I THINK THAT IT'S REALLY COOL WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. 447 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,740 RESPECT. 448 00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:10,310 - I APPRECIATE THAT. 449 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,870 - BEEN THROUGH IT A FEW TIMES MYSELF, ACTUALLY. 450 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:14,240 YEAH. DOESN'T ALWAYS TAKE THE FIRST TIME. 451 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:14,910 YOU KNOW? 452 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:16,610 85% OF FIRST-TIME REHABBERS 453 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:18,250 EVENTUALLY RELAPSE. 454 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,450 SO GO EASY ON YOURSELF, OKAY? 455 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,650 - THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 456 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,820 WHAT'S YOUR POISON? THE MUFFIN? 457 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,690 - [laughing] OH, NO. 458 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,760 HEROIN. COKE. BOOZE, SPEED. 459 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:29,360 A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, REALLY. 460 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:31,360 AND THERE'S ALL THE FUCKED-UP SEXUAL SHIT 461 00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:33,330 THAT GOES ALONG WITH IT. 462 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:47,380 - SO THAT'S THE GIST OF IT. 463 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:49,380 CLASSY BUT DECADENT. 464 00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,550 ELEGANT YET UNDERSTATED. 465 00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:54,850 AND 100% ENVIRONMENTALLY CORRECT. 466 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,590 KAREN? - MM. 467 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,490 I'M SORRY. I'M STARVING. 468 00:19:02,530 --> 00:19:04,790 MMM! MMM. 469 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,800 MM, WHO LIVES HERE? 470 00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:08,630 [gags] - UH, I DO. 471 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:10,230 - OH. - WITH MY HUSBAND. 472 00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,370 - MMM. - HE'S A MUSICIAN. 473 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,700 - RIGHT. THAT-- THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. 474 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:19,510 - HE'S REALLY, REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT. 475 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,710 - [mouth full] GROOVY. 476 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,950 GOOD FOR HIM. 477 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,620 - ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? 478 00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:31,520 - NO. 479 00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:32,520 NO, I AM NOT. 480 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,290 I'M HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL. 481 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,830 HIGHLY. 482 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:42,930 [snickering] 483 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:45,400 [laughing] I'M SORRY. 484 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:47,940 I AM. I'M REALLY FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW. 485 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:50,310 I KNOW. BUT IT'S SO BAD. 486 00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,970 I WAS SMOKING POT WHEN YOU CALLED, 487 00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:53,980 BUT IT WAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY, 488 00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:55,780 I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS OUT. I'M SORRY. 489 00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:58,450 I'M SORRY. IT'S SO UNPROFESSIONAL. 490 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,450 I'M SORRY. 491 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,590 - WHEN CAN YOU START? 492 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,620 - WHAT? 493 00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:06,690 I HAVE THE JOB? 494 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,290 - I KNOW YOU'RE STONED, 495 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,930 BUT I'M NOT TALKING FUCKIN' FRENCH, AM I? 496 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,900 - [speaking French] 497 00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,500 - [laughing] 498 00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:17,900 OKAY, YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT. 499 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:19,570 YOU LIKE TO PARTY. - OH, YEAH. 500 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,570 - YOU'RE GONNA FIT RIGHT IN. 501 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,810 JUST ONE THING, AND, UH, 502 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,670 YOU AND I WILL GET ALONG JUST FINE. 503 00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:25,940 - OKAY. YEAH. 504 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,480 - DON'T FUCK MY HUSBAND. 505 00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:32,720 - OH, GOD. I'M NOT A HUSBAND FUCKER. 506 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,820 [buzzing] WHAT'S THIS, MOMMY? 507 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,620 [vibrator buzzing] 508 00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:43,730 - OH, MY GOD! 509 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,500 WORST MOTHER EVER! 510 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:47,500 UGH! 511 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:48,700 - STU! - STUART! 512 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,700 MY NAMESAKE! GET OVER HERE, BOY! 513 00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:51,900 WHOA! HELP ME! 514 00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:53,600 OH-HO-HO-HO! 515 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,340 - OH, GOD! 516 00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:57,310 [vibrator rumbling] - YOU GOT ME, I GOT YOU... 517 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,740 - WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 518 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:00,940 - HMM? ABOUT WHAT? 519 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:03,350 - DID YOU SIGN ROBBIE MAC? 520 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:04,980 - OH, THAT. 521 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:07,820 YEAH, I JUST...WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS GONNA STICK. 522 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,790 WELL, IT STUCK, ALL RIGHT. 523 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:13,290 IT'S ON DEADLINE. 524 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:19,560 - [chuckles] 525 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:24,400 SO IT IS. 526 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:25,870 - TOLD YA! 527 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,670 GOOD JOB, RUNKLE. 528 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:30,510 CONGRATS. 529 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,810 - THANKS. 530 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,680 - I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, MAN. 531 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,380 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY NOW 532 00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:37,450 FOR YEARS. 533 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,710 IT'S GOTTA BE LIBERATING, RIGHT, 534 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,650 OUTING YOURSELF LIKE THIS? 535 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,550 AND WHAT A WAY TO DO IT. 536 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:45,120 BRAVO, RUNKLE. 537 00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,390 BRAVO. 538 00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:50,090 - WOW, THIS IS JUST OUT OF CONTROL. 539 00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:51,930 - IT IS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 540 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:56,400 I THINK A WHOLE NEW WORLD'S ABOUT TO OPEN UP FOR YOU. 541 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:59,030 WELCOME TO THE MAFIA, BUDDY. 542 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,470 - [forced laugh] 543 00:22:23,890 --> 00:22:25,030 [floorboard creaks] 544 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,010 - I'M SORRY, HANK. 545 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,650 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 546 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,580 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 547 00:22:56,690 --> 00:22:58,590 BUT I WANT TO. 548 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:10,570 - [panting] 549 00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:12,040 FUCK! 550 00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,680 ALL THIS CUNT IS... 551 00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:16,480 JUICE--UHH! - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 552 00:23:16,510 --> 00:23:18,480 - WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 553 00:23:18,510 --> 00:23:21,050 FEEL THAT? IT'S MY KEGELS. 554 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,820 THAT'S FANCY FOR PUSSY EXERCISES. 555 00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:24,750 - I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE-- - OH, THAT'S RIGHT! 556 00:23:24,790 --> 00:23:26,590 TAKE THAT, MOMMY! 557 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,820 - PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF ME. PLEASE? 558 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:30,990 - YOU'RE GETTING SOFT. 559 00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:33,930 I CAN FEEL YOU GETTING SOFT ALREADY. 560 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:38,070 FAGGOT! 561 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:41,700 YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS... I'LL KILL YOU. 562 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:43,010 - OH, NO, DON'T WORRY. 563 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,540 I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS. 564 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:48,640 - GOOD. 565 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,180 GOD, I WANT DRUGS! 566 00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:51,780 - YEAH, WELL, WHO DOESN'T? 567 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:52,950 - [sobbing] FUCK YOU. 568 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:54,550 [squeals] KILL YOU! 569 00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,110 - DON'T WORRY. YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED. 570 00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:27,120 I'M LEAVING. 571 00:24:29,850 --> 00:24:31,220 - THAT'S IT? 572 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,990 YOU'RE QUITTING? 573 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,260 JUST LIKE THAT? 574 00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:35,890 - YEAH. 575 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,190 THIS SHIT AIN'T FOR ME. 576 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:40,830 - DON'T LET ME STOP YOU. - I'M NOT. 577 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:42,770 - THAT GIRL... 578 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,130 THE ONE WHO CAME TO VISIT. 579 00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:47,600 - MY DAUGHTER. 580 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,040 - WOULD YOU REALLY WANT HER TO SEE YOU 581 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:52,040 MAKE A CHUMP MOVE LIKE THIS? 582 00:24:52,070 --> 00:24:54,810 BESIDES, IF YOU BAIL, 583 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:59,820 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING HERE. 584 00:25:15,830 --> 00:25:17,970 SO... 585 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,900 FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS, 586 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:24,110 I'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD WITH... 587 00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:27,040 ONE OF THE BIGGEST BANDS IN THE WORLD. 588 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:31,680 AND SHARING A BED WITH ARGUABLY 589 00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:37,850 THE MOST GIFTED GUITAR PLAYER IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. 590 00:25:37,890 --> 00:25:41,220 AND, UH... 591 00:25:41,260 --> 00:25:43,660 ABOUT 36 HOURS AGO, 592 00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:47,330 I WOKE UP IN ROOM 1009, FOUR SEASONS, 593 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,070 SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS FAIR COUNTRY. 594 00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:54,200 BUT ON THIS PARTICULAR MORNING, THERE WAS NO WAKING HIM UP. 595 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,900 'CAUSE HE WAS DEAD. 596 00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:57,670 - YEAH, I-I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 597 00:25:57,710 --> 00:25:59,880 I'M SORRY. 598 00:25:59,910 --> 00:26:02,180 NO, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. 599 00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:03,810 THAT GUY WAS A FUCKIN' GENIUS. 600 00:26:03,850 --> 00:26:05,850 - YEAH, FUCK. 601 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,650 HE REALLY WAS. 602 00:26:09,690 --> 00:26:14,220 AND MARRIED TOO, WHICH IS WHY I HAD TO GO. 603 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:15,660 HE HAD A CREDIT HERE. 604 00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:18,260 TRIED TO GET CLEAN A BUNCH OF TIMES. 605 00:26:18,290 --> 00:26:20,730 HE SAID I COULD COME HERE AND USE THE CREDIT 606 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:26,300 IF I EVER GOT STRUNG OUT FROM THE ROAD, YOU KNOW? 607 00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:30,410 I FIGURED THIS WAS... AS GOOD A PLACE 608 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,880 TO GRIEVE HIM AS ANY. 609 00:26:32,910 --> 00:26:34,380 - SOUNDS LIKE A SOLID PLAN. 610 00:26:34,410 --> 00:26:37,650 - MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD IDEA FOR YOU TOO, HANK. 611 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,650 WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT TAKING A VACATION FROM YOUR LIFE? 612 00:26:46,050 --> 00:26:47,160 - DO YOU WANNA GET HIGH? 613 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:49,020 - DOES THE POPE SHIT IN THE WOODS? 614 00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:50,690 - I BELIEVE HE DOES. 615 00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:53,960 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ROLL WITH? 616 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,860 - OOH...UM... 617 00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:57,870 [cellophane crinkling] 618 00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:00,770 THEY DON'T CALL IT THE GOOD BOOK FOR NOTHIN'. 619 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,440 - OH... 620 00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:04,270 OLD TESTAMENT OR NEW? 621 00:27:04,310 --> 00:27:06,410 I'M AN OLD SCHOOL KIND OF GIRL. 622 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,010 - [whispering] I FEEL SO BAD. 623 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,850 [both chuckle] 42952

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