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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:09,130 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:11,800 - THIS ONE'S NOT YOUR LADY ANYMORE, HANK. 3 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:13,630 - IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE, 4 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:15,500 THIS IS THE RIGHT GUY. 5 00:00:15,530 --> 00:00:17,530 - IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 6 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:18,570 - LOVING THAT MAN-GINA. 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,300 - IT IS FUCKING LIBERATING. 8 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:22,670 - I THINK I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE, YOU KNOW? 9 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:24,470 - HAVING A POOL IS AWESOME. 10 00:00:24,510 --> 00:00:27,080 HAVING A HUSBAND IN REHAB IS EVEN BETTER. 11 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,280 AND YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED... 12 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:30,110 AS AN AGENT AND A FRIEND. 13 00:00:30,150 --> 00:00:31,550 - BATES IS COMING BACK TOMORROW. 14 00:00:31,580 --> 00:00:34,820 - SO WE'VE GOT TONIGHT? 15 00:00:34,850 --> 00:00:37,250 - I AM LETTING GO AND LETTING GOD. 16 00:00:37,290 --> 00:00:38,690 - I'M GONNA GO. 17 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,620 - OH, YOU HAVE A LITTLE FLOTSAM AND JETSAM THERE. 18 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:42,690 - YOU JUST BLEW HIM AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU? 19 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:44,860 - WHAT THE FUCK? 20 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:47,430 - KAREN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW. 21 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:49,700 - I'M JUST TIRED OF ALWAYS KEEPING IT TOGETHER 22 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:51,470 FOR SOMEONE ELSE, YOU KNOW? 23 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:55,370 - YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. 24 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:58,240 - I AM A BETTER, YOUNGER VERSION OF YOU, 25 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,850 SO JUST FUCK OFF, OLD MAN. 26 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,310 [overlapping shouts] 27 00:01:04,350 --> 00:01:06,180 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 28 00:01:13,190 --> 00:01:16,230 [Led Zeppelin's Dazed and Confused plays] 29 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:22,230 - * BEEN DAZED AND CONFUSED FOR SO LONG, IT'S NOT TRUE * 30 00:01:22,270 --> 00:01:27,170 * WANTED A WOMAN, NEVER BARGAINED FOR YOU * 31 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,470 * LOTS OF PEOPLE TALK, AND FEW OF THEM KNOW * 32 00:01:30,510 --> 00:01:33,240 - YOU'RE THIRSTY TONIGHT. 33 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,880 - YEAH. THIRSTY AND MISERABLE. 34 00:01:35,910 --> 00:01:38,250 - GOOD GOD, MAN. LOOK AROUND. 35 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,520 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO BE SO MISERABLE ABOUT? 36 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:44,390 - THIS IS ENOUGH FOR YOU? - ENOUGH? 37 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:46,590 WELCOME TO THE PLACE WHERE TIME STANDS STILL, 38 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:49,330 WHERE WHISKEY FLOWS AND ALWAYS WILL. 39 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,730 LIVER NEVER PICKLES. YOUR HEART NEVER ACHES. 40 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,200 YOU CAN FUCK TILL YOUR DICK'S CONTENT. 41 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:55,630 - HMM. 42 00:01:55,670 --> 00:01:57,530 - IT'LL DO, LITTLE PIGGY. IT'LL DO. 43 00:01:57,570 --> 00:01:59,570 DING DANG DO. 44 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,770 - I MISSED YOU, MAN. 45 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:03,740 - RIGHT BACK AT YOU, BUDDY. 46 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:05,310 I LIKE OUR LITTLE VISITS. 47 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:06,740 BUT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU HERE 48 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:08,510 ON A MORE PERMANENT BASIS. 49 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:10,550 - AH, SO YOU THINK THIS IS WHERE I'M GOING TO END UP? 50 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:12,450 - CALL IT A HUNCH. 51 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,620 I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES. 52 00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:23,730 - WILL YOU TAKE ME HOME? 53 00:02:30,330 --> 00:02:33,500 - [laughs] 54 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:42,750 - * OH, YEAH 55 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:48,290 * 56 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,360 - TYLER. 57 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:54,320 - [laughing] 58 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:00,860 [gunshot echoes] 59 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:04,270 - [sighs] 60 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,760 - YOU TELL HER, OR I WILL. 61 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:37,370 - SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 62 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,670 - [sighs] KAREN... 63 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:44,770 KAREN, THESE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTE BLISS. 64 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:46,540 I MEAN, LIVING HERE WITH YOU 65 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:49,710 HAS BEEN THE MOST PEACEFUL CHAPTER OF MY STORY TO DATE. 66 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:57,650 BUT, I MEAN, NO MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL THE GROUNDS... 67 00:03:57,690 --> 00:03:59,920 I MEAN, THIS PLACE IS A ZOO. 68 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,760 AND I'M A WILD ANIMAL. 69 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:06,400 SOBRIETY...SOBRIETY IS NOT THE ANSWER FOR ME. 70 00:04:06,430 --> 00:04:08,700 I-I NEED TO BE UNLEASHED. 71 00:04:08,730 --> 00:04:12,640 I BELONG OUT THERE... IN THE WILDERNESS. 72 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:15,370 - OKAY. 73 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:18,440 SO... WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 74 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,650 - I'M SAYING THAT-- THAT YOU ARE THE BEST THING 75 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,350 THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 76 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:27,820 I WILL LOVE YOU TILL THE VERY END OF TIME. 77 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,520 BUT I CAN NO LONGER BE YOUR HUSBAND. 78 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:32,660 - OH, GOD. 79 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,860 [sniffles] - I'M SO SORRY, MY LOVE. 80 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:37,530 - NO, I-- OH, MY GOD. 81 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,660 - I KNOW IT'S UPSETTING. 82 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:40,400 - IT'S SUCH A FUCKING RELIEF! 83 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:43,470 - I KNOW, RIGHT? IT'S FUCKING LIBERATING! 84 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,400 - OH, THAT'S MY CUE. - NO, HANK, PLEASE STAY. 85 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,800 I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU TOO. 86 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,070 PLEASE SIT. 87 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:51,740 - OKAY, THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. 88 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:56,610 - LISTEN... [sighs] 89 00:04:56,650 --> 00:05:00,520 LOOK, THE THREE OF US... 90 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:04,090 WE SHARE SOMETHING SPECTACULAR. 91 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,790 WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER. 92 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:07,460 - I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU, BATES. 93 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:10,090 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SUGGESTING, HANK. 94 00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:12,600 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, KITTEN. 95 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,830 IT WOULD ROCK YOUR FUCKING WORLD. 96 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:16,800 - I'M SURE, I'M SURE. 97 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:18,100 [laughs] JESUS. 98 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:19,970 - LOOK, OUR LIVES ARE GONNA BE OVER 99 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,040 IN THE BLINK OF A FUCKING EYE. 100 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:24,110 I MEAN, THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO GO. 101 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:27,080 I-I CAN'T LIVE A COMPROMISED LIFE ANY LONGER. 102 00:05:28,610 --> 00:05:32,450 BUT YOU TWO, THERE'S STILL LOVE HERE. 103 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,550 I KNOW IT LIKE I KNOW MYSELF. 104 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:35,920 - NO, NO, NO, BUT-- - NO, NO, NO, NO. 105 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:37,420 NO BUTS! - LISTEN TO ME. 106 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:40,060 - KAREN, LISTEN TO ME. 107 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:45,700 AND YOU, YOU KNOW, WITH ALL YOUR SHENANIGANS, 108 00:05:45,730 --> 00:05:48,600 MAN, IT'S JUST A WAY TO KEEP HER AT ARM'S LENGTH. 109 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:50,170 - WHAT? - BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED. 110 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,640 - WHAT IF I'M LIKE YOU? 111 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:53,170 YOU KNOW, DESTINED TO ROAM FREE? 112 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,970 - [laughs] 113 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,610 HANK, YOU'RE NOT LIKE ME. YOU'RE NOT A WARRIOR. 114 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,880 LISTEN, IF WE WERE MEMBERS OF THE SAME TRIBE, 115 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:01,610 I MEAN, I'D BE OUT HUNTING AND GATHERING. 116 00:06:01,650 --> 00:06:04,480 YOU'D BE HOME WITH THE WOMEN. - [snickers] 117 00:06:04,510 --> 00:06:06,020 - WELL, THAT--THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WAY BETTER JOB. 118 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:09,150 - EXACTLY, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AN ADVENTURER. 119 00:06:09,190 --> 00:06:11,620 YOU'RE LAZY AND PASSIVE AND ENTITLED AND-- 120 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,890 - OKAY, OKAY, I GOT IT. - NO, NO. 121 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,930 BUT MOST OF ALL, AND BEST OF ALL... 122 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,500 YOU ARE A LOVER. 123 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:21,060 - [snickering] 124 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,540 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 125 00:06:28,570 --> 00:06:30,440 I'VE SAID MY PIECE. 126 00:06:30,470 --> 00:06:33,780 MY WISDOM'S YOURS, SO DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL. 127 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,780 - COME HERE. 128 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:46,090 - ALL RIGHT. SO, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN... 129 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,760 LOVERS. 130 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:01,170 - HOW YOU DOING OVER THERE? - I'M OKAY. 131 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:11,950 [upbeat music] 132 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:19,690 * 133 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:23,690 - THIS DAY IS TURNING OUT TO BE A LOT COOLER THAN EXPECTED. 134 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:26,130 - WHAT YOU SAID. 135 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:29,570 - NOW WHAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 136 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,000 - PICTURE THIS-- 137 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:33,640 WE PACK A BAG, AND WE DRIVE TO THE AIRPORT. 138 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:35,200 WE BUY TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE-- 139 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,840 MAYBE THREE, IF BECCA WANTS TO COME WITH-- 140 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:38,710 AND THEN WE JUST GO. 141 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:41,710 WE FIGURE OUT THE REST LATER. 142 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:44,580 - NO. 143 00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:47,780 - NO? - NO. 144 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:50,120 IT'S BECAUSE... - IT WAS WORTH A SHOT. 145 00:07:50,150 --> 00:07:52,520 - YOUR SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING IS TO RUN AWAY. 146 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,660 - MM. - HOW ABOUT... 147 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:57,190 YOU STAY HERE, STAND STILL, DON'T MOVE? 148 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:59,000 HERE, TONIGHT, HAVE DINNER WITH ME... 149 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,600 - UH-HUH. - IN THIS HOUSE. 150 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:03,600 - HEY, THAT SOUNDS HEAVENLY. - ALL RIGHT. 151 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,070 - THEN WHAT? I DON'T KNOW. 152 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,200 WE JUST WAIT, AND WE SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 153 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,870 - COOL. SO WE JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. 154 00:08:10,910 --> 00:08:12,640 WELL, I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 155 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,310 THAT WAS WEIRD. - I COULD SEE THAT ONE COMING. 156 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:19,180 - MMM. CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR? 157 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:22,090 - ISN'T THIS A FAVOR? - OH, THIS IS A HUGE FAVOR, 158 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,750 BUT I ALSO NEED A LITTLE ONE TOO. 159 00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:27,520 CAN YOU CALL BECCA FOR ME? - RIGHT NOW? 160 00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:30,730 - NO, AFTER IS FINE. 161 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,700 - YOU HAD TO GET MOM TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK? 162 00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:38,900 - WELL, I JUST WANT TO EXPLAIN MYSELF. 163 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:40,740 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 164 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,840 - SO WHY ARE YOU STILL MAD AT ME? 165 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:45,110 - BECAUSE VIOLENCE WASN'T THE WAY TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM. 166 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:46,880 IT'S MY PROBLEM TO SOLVE. 167 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:48,680 - BUT YOUR PROBLEM IS MY PROBLEM, SWEETIE. 168 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:51,280 - YOUR WORK IS DONE, DAD. I AM WHO I AM. 169 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,820 I HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN MISTAKES. 170 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:57,990 - OKAY, I GET IT. I'M SORRY. 171 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:00,820 - APOLOGY HALF-ACCEPTED. 172 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:03,790 - SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU NOW? 173 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:06,660 - LIKE I SAID, I BROKE UP WITH HIM, TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF. 174 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,330 AND THEN HE BROKE DOWN, SAID HOW SORRY HE WAS, 175 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,370 HOW IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE AND IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 176 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,370 - YEAH. HEARD THAT BEFORE, HUH? 177 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,070 SAID THAT BEFORE. 178 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,940 - IT WAS A CONVINCING CASE. WE MADE LOVE. 179 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:18,270 - [laughs] HA, YOU'RE FUNNY. 180 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:20,940 - WE DID. - GROSS! 181 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:23,810 HONEY, WHY YOU GOT TO DO THAT? 182 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:25,650 - SORRY. 183 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,220 - I MEAN--NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S NOT OKAY. 184 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,150 I DON'T THINK-- I MEAN, I JUST... 185 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:32,360 [sighs] I'M NEVER GOING TO GET USED TO THAT SHIT. 186 00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:34,290 I WON'T. 187 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,730 AND THEN HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM. 188 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,990 - [laughs] YOU ARE FUNNY. 189 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:40,360 - HE DID! - HE DID? WHAT A CLOWN. 190 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:44,370 - I SAID YES. 191 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,800 - I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK. YOU KNOW... 192 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,840 I KNOW I JOKE ABOUT THAT A LOT, BUT I'M SERIOUS. 193 00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:53,640 [inhales sharply, coughs] SERIOUSLY, I'M-- 194 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,980 [retches] 195 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:58,380 - HOLY SHIT! DAD, ARE YOU OKAY? 196 00:09:58,410 --> 00:10:02,320 - NO, OF COURSE I'M NOT OKAY. I'M WOOZY. 197 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:04,320 - LOOK, JUST BECAUSE HE ASKED AND I SAID YES 198 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,320 DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN ANYTIME SOON. 199 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,190 - ALL RIGHT. - AND DON'T TELL MOM, OKAY? 200 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:10,690 I WANT TO TELL HER MYSELF. - ALL RIGHT. 201 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,930 - SHIT, BREAK'S OVER. I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. 202 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,160 - OKAY. 203 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,030 - LOVE YOU, DAD. - LOVE YOU TOO. 204 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:20,770 [inhales deeply] 205 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:25,780 [retches] 206 00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:28,280 [rock music] 207 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:33,420 * 208 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,280 - SO WHAT HAPPENED? 209 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:39,020 - UH...LIZZIE QUIT. - WHAT? 210 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:41,420 - YEAH, FUCKING LITTLE BITCH. 211 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:43,730 SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HOW SHE NEEDED MORE TIME TO... 212 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,860 [imitates British accent] FOCUS ON HER CAREER. 213 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,900 - I HAD NO IDEA. - OH, REALLY? 214 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:51,270 I'M SURPRISED, WHAT, WITH YOU TWO BEING SO FUCKING CLOSE 215 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,040 AND HER BLOWING OTHER GUYS AND ALL. 216 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:57,040 - PLEASE, DON'T REMIND ME. 217 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,310 - I KNOW ABOUT STU AND LIZZIE. 218 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:01,180 - OH, THANK GOD. 219 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:03,910 IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO HOLD IT IN. 220 00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:07,050 SO, SO... HOW ARE YOU HANDLING IT? 221 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:10,720 OH... YOU DIDN'T KNOW, DID YOU? 222 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:11,920 BUT NOW YOU DO. 223 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,260 - YEP. NOW I KNOW! 224 00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:16,730 - I'M SO SORRY, MARCY. YOU TRICKED ME! 225 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,060 - WELL, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 226 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,400 - BECAUSE IN MY ADVANCED MIDDLE AGE, 227 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,000 I'VE LEARNED ONE THING, 228 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,800 AND THAT'S IGNORANCE TRULY IS BLISS. 229 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:26,940 - OH, GOD DAMN IT, IT'S THESE HOT, YOUNG SKANKS 230 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:29,040 WITH THEIR TIGHT PUSSIES AND THEIR PERFECT TITS. 231 00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:31,810 IT'S A FUCKING EPIDEMIC! - THAT IS SO TRUE! 232 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,110 THEY CAN'T BE STOPPED. THEY'RE MARRIAGE KILLERS. 233 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:37,110 - [sobs] - OH, OKAY, OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 234 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:40,050 - NO! GOD DAMN IT, IRMA! 235 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,480 CAN YOU GIVE US A FUCKING MINUTE? 236 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,890 DIOS MIO, WOMAN! 237 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,520 - I SORRY, BUT THE BOY-- HE TALKING! 238 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:47,090 SAY--SAY AGAIN! - BLOW JOB! 239 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,160 - [shrieks happily] 240 00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:51,860 - [laughs ecstatically] - BLOW JOB! 241 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,360 - THAT'S SO GOOD. YOU'RE TALKING! 242 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,770 - OH, MY BABY! HE'S SO GOOD! 243 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,070 DON'T EVER SAY THAT WORD AGAIN. 244 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,500 NOT A NICE WORD. 245 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,110 - WHAT, WHERE-- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 246 00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:04,240 - I'M GOING TO THE SET BECAUSE-- - BLOW JOB. 247 00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:07,140 - I HAVE TO SEE A SOON TO BE EX-HUSBAND ABOUT A BLOW JOB. 248 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,150 - WELL, IT WAS TWO, ACTUALLY. - BLOW JOB. 249 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:11,010 - WHAT? - BLOW JOB. 250 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:13,150 - THAT'S EVEN WORSE. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. 251 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,350 AND THEY TOLD ME IT WAS NO BIG DEAL, 252 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:15,890 THAT TWO WAS THE SAME AS ONE. 253 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,190 - BLOW JOB. - THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! 254 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:20,360 - I KNOW, RIGHT? HERE, YOU'RE TOO UPSET. 255 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:21,930 I'M GOING TO DRIVE YOU. LET'S GO. 256 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,360 - YES, OKAY. YES, I'M TOO UPSET. 257 00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:24,990 - BLOW JOB! 258 00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:27,930 - MICHAEL BAY WOULD THINK THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 259 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,070 MICHAEL MANN WOULD THINK THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 260 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,400 PAUL GREENGRASS WOULD THINK THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 261 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,840 I DON'T CARE IF WE GO TO 3-D OR NOT. 262 00:12:35,870 --> 00:12:37,840 BULLSHIT STILL LOOKS LIKE BULLSHIT. 263 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:39,140 MICHAEL BAY? 264 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:41,140 HE WOULD-- HE WOULD LAUGH AT ME RIGHT NOW. 265 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:44,250 I'M SURE HE IS SOMEWHERE LAUGHING AT ME. 266 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,980 AND I'VE GOT A FUCKING ACTOR WHO WON'T COME OUT OF HIS TRAILER? 267 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:50,220 - YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR--YOU HAVE TO SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS! 268 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,220 - I'M SCARED. 269 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,390 WHAT THE FUCK? 270 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:56,460 HOLY SHIT. GOD. 271 00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,160 - HANK, THANK GOD. 272 00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,930 YOU MUST HAVE READ MY FUCKING MIND. 273 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,500 - DID YOU CALL HIM? - NO, BUT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO. 274 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:04,030 - WHAT THE FUCK, STU? I TOLD YOU! 275 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,330 I TOLD YOU I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIS ASS 276 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,040 ON ONE OF MY SETS EVER AGAIN. 277 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,240 - OH, OH, EXCUSE ME. 278 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,170 SO THIS IS YOUR SET ALL OF A SUDDEN? 279 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,180 LISTEN, THIS IS A PRODUCER-DRIVEN MEDIUM, 280 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:14,080 YOU INEFFECTUAL LITTLE SHITBIRD. 281 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,050 - SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOTH OF YOU. 282 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,180 I'M LOOKING FOR THAT OTHER LITTLE SHITBIRD TYLER. 283 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:20,380 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE LOOKING FOR HIM, HANK. 284 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:23,020 - SAM'S GOT A BIG BUG UP HIS ASS ABOUT THAT GUY. 285 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,450 HE WON'T COME OUT OF HIS TRAILER, 286 00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:27,260 AND WE'RE, YOU KNOW, SCARED TO GO IN THERE, SO... 287 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:30,560 - [water bubbling] 288 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,930 - HEY, SAM. 289 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,070 IF YOU MISSED ME THIS MUCH, YOU COULD HAVE CALLED OR SEXTED. 290 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,400 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CAUSE SUCH A RUCKUS. 291 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,170 - THIS TIME I DIDN'T BRING THE RUCKUS, MOODY. 292 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,610 THE FUCKING RUCKUS CAME TO ME, MAN. 293 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,610 - ALL RIGHT, TALK TO ME. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 294 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,540 - I TALKED TO STU ABOUT GIVING KALI 295 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,280 A SMALL PART IN THIS JOINT AND SHIT. 296 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:51,310 SO I GO OVER TO HER TRAILER TO TALK 297 00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:53,320 ABOUT PUTTING A BABY UP IN THAT ASS, YOU KNOW? 298 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,480 SHE GONNA TELL ME WE AIN'T FUCKING NO MORE. 299 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,250 SHE DON'T LOVE ME. SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA LOVE ME. 300 00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:58,590 THEN SHE GONNA TELL ME 301 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,120 SHE FUCKING GOT WITH TYLER LAST NIGHT, MAN. 302 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,490 I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT, YO, TRASHED HER TRAILER. 303 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:06,160 NOW I GOTTA FUCKING KILL THAT LITTLE CRACKER, MAN. 304 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,630 OR HAVE SOMEBODY DO IT FOR ME, 305 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:10,000 WHICH FUCKING SUCKS, BECAUSE I WANT THE SATISFACTION 306 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,430 OF DOING THAT SHIT MYSELF, YOU KNOW? 307 00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:13,900 - [choked up] DON'T DO IT. 308 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,340 JUST LET IT GO. 309 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,080 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 310 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,650 YOU DO SOMETHING NICE FOR PEOPLE-- 311 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,610 THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 312 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:26,580 I'M A GOOD DUDE, MOODY. - I KNOW YOU ARE. 313 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,650 YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME. YOU'RE MISUNDERSTOOD. 314 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,150 - EXACTLY. AND I CAN BE PUSHED TO THE BRINK, MAN. 315 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:32,920 AND WHEN THAT SHIT HAPPENS, 316 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,190 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NOTHING OR NOBODY, MAN. 317 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,990 THAT'S WHEN THE APOCALYPSE COME OUT. 318 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:38,430 THAT'S HOW I GOT THAT FUCKIN' NAME, MY NIGGA, 319 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,930 BECAUSE, YO, I'M THREE SECONDS 320 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,400 FROM BLOWING THIS WHOLE FUCKING WORLD UP. 321 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,200 - YEAH, OKAY, OKAY, BUT--BUT THINK ABOUT IT SAM. 322 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,630 THIS IS YOUR MOMENT-- 323 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:46,940 YOUR EDDIE MURPHY MOVIE-STAR MOMENT. 324 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,240 WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE KALIS AND TYLERS OF THE WORLD? 325 00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:50,610 THEY'RE NOTHING. 326 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,340 BUT YOU'RE SAMURAI FUCKING APOCALYPSE. 327 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:55,640 - THAT'S ALL WELL AND COOL, MAN. 328 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,380 I STILL THINK I SHOULD ICE THAT MOTHERFUCKER. 329 00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:58,680 - PLEASE DON'T. 330 00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,450 MY DAUGHTER LOVES THAT FLOPPY-HAIRED MOPE. 331 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,420 I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY WHY, BUT SHE DOES. 332 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:06,690 - I GOT LITTLE GIRLS, MAN. I CAN RELATE TO THAT SHIT. 333 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,430 SO WHAT-- I DON'T KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER, 334 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,290 YOUR DAUGHTER DON'T GET HER HEART BROKEN? 335 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,030 - EXACTLY. 336 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:14,500 - MAYBE THAT'S THE MOVE, YEAH. 337 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,970 - OH, THAT'S THE MOVE, SAM. 338 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,970 MOS DEF... 339 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,540 ...INITELY. 340 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:33,380 - LET'S FIRE THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP, YO, COME ON. 341 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:35,580 [cheers and applause] - YES! YES! 342 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,050 YES! YES! 343 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,460 - YOU, YOU'RE WELCOME. 344 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,460 - THANK YOU. - YEAH, I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE. 345 00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:45,190 AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO REPAY THE FAVOR? 346 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,730 YOU'RE GOING TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER, 347 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,400 AND YOU'RE GOING TO RESCIND 348 00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:50,470 THAT STUPID FUCKING MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, YOU HEAR ME? 349 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,740 - ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY... 350 00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:54,540 I LOVE HER HANK. I DO. 351 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,140 - I BELIEVE YOU. I DO. 352 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:57,640 BUT YOU'RE YEARS AWAY 353 00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:00,040 FROM HAVING ANY KIND OF REAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HER. 354 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,740 YOU'RE LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE NOW. 355 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,110 SO--SO GO WILD. 356 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:05,110 FUCK TWO OF EVERYTHING. HAVE FUN. 357 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:08,450 JUST DON'T TORTURE HER WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT, OKAY? 358 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,090 - YOU'RE MAKING A LOT OF SENSE RIGHT NOW. 359 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,060 - YEAH, I'M HAVING A GOOD DAY... 360 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,620 PUTTING OUT FIRES LEFT AND RIGHT, 361 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,720 WORDING TO THE WISE. 362 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,360 YOU WANNA MAN-POUND? 363 00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:21,230 - ACTION! [explosion, indistinct shouting] 364 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:23,730 [gunfire] 365 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:33,440 [woman screams] 366 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,780 - HOLD YOUR FIRE! HOLD YOUR FIRE! 367 00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,350 [woman screams] 368 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,610 - GARFUNKEL! 369 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:40,450 YOU GOT THREE SECONDS TO RELEASE HER! 370 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,790 ONE... 371 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:47,360 - [screaming] 372 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:49,130 - YOU GOTTA BE OUT OF YOUR MIND. 373 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,460 - KILLING BAD GUYS IS MY BUSINESS, 374 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,430 AND BUSINESS BE FUCKIN' CRACKIN', YO! 375 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:56,100 - THANK YOU, OFFICER. - YOU'RE WELCOME... 376 00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:57,130 BITCH! 377 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,630 - UH, IT'S FINE. 378 00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,610 - OFFICER? 379 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,210 - GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, STREETWALKER. 380 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,410 WE WORKING HERE. 381 00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:13,450 - THANK YOU. 382 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,680 - IT WAS REALLY GOOD, YEAH. 383 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,690 - STILL ROLLING! 384 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,290 - [laughs] I'M NOT... 385 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,830 - THAT WAS ONE FINE-ASS HOSTAGE, YO. 386 00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:26,730 - SHE'S A REAL HEARTBREAKER, ALL RIGHT. 387 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,200 - SERIOUSLY... - [laughing] 388 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,770 - NO, I-I... 389 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,470 - YO, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? 390 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,570 YO, I GOTTA BRING DOWN THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE 391 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,170 ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS, RIGHT? 392 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,140 - CUT! [bell rings] 393 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:38,310 - RESET! 394 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,780 - WHOA. all: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 395 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,380 - YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING DISRESPECT ME 396 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,850 IN FRONT OF MY CAST AND CREW, 397 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,510 AND DON'T GET YOUR FUCKING ASS KILLED, NIGGA? 398 00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:46,350 - I WASN'T MOCKING YOU, SAM, I SWEAR! 399 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,750 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE OVER HERE FLIRTING AND LAUGHING 400 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,720 WHILE I'M TRYING TO WORK, MOTHERFUCKER! 401 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,350 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TWO MOTHERFUCKERS BELONG TOGETHER-- 402 00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:52,660 TWO UNFAITHFUL BITCHES! 403 00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:54,460 YOU LITTLE SNOTTY HOLLYWOOD MOTHERFUCKER! 404 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,190 I GIVE YOU THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME. 405 00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,590 WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO WITH IT? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 406 00:17:57,630 --> 00:18:00,730 - DON'T WORRY, TYLER. IT'S A FAKE GUN. 407 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,670 - BISCUIT. 408 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,270 all: WHOA! - SHIT! 409 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,470 - YOU GOT ANY MORE BRIGHT IDEAS? 410 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,540 - FOR A GUY WITH A GUN TO HIS THROAT, 411 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:08,670 YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY. 412 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,470 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, SAM, IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT HIM, 413 00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,280 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOOT ME FIRST. 414 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,380 - MOODY, MY BROTHER, MIND YOUR BUSINESS RIGHT NOW, MAN. 415 00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:18,380 - AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO ADMIT IT, SAM, 416 00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:20,150 I HOOKED UP WITH KALI TOO. 417 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,920 - GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, MAN. YOU BULLSHITTIN', MAN. 418 00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,650 YOU MY FUCKING BOY. YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT, MAN. 419 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:24,890 - I AM! 420 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,720 BUT I DID. I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 421 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,790 W-WE MET ON THE FLIGHT TO L.A., AND WE SMOOCHED A LITTLE, 422 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:32,630 AND THEN I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER SEE HER AGAIN. 423 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,830 BUT T-THERE SHE WAS AT YOUR PLACE, 424 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,770 LOOKING FINE AS WINE. 425 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,770 - IS THIS TRUE, BITCH? 426 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,570 - YEAH. 427 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,770 - SO WHAT--A LITTLE SMOOCH ON THE PLANE, MAN? 428 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,380 I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. - YEAH, WELL... 429 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:47,910 - WHAT? 430 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:49,780 - YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU KISS SOMEBODY, 431 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,910 IT'S HARD NOT TO WANT TO DO IT AGAIN, RIGHT? 432 00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:53,780 SO--SO WE DID... 433 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:57,390 AND THEN SOME. 434 00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:02,260 GOD DAMN IT, THE TRUTH JUST SOUNDS BETTER. 435 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,430 - KALI, IS THIS FUCKING TRUE? 436 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:08,930 - CALVIN, I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. 437 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,200 - SO Y'ALL BEEN FUCKING ALL ALONG, RIGHT? 438 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:12,470 - NO, JUST TWICE. 439 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,670 TWICE, RIGHT? - YEAH, JUST TWICE. 440 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,600 - YEAH, JUST THE TWICE. 441 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,870 - YEAH, BUT BOTH TIMES I ACCUSED Y'ALL OF FUCKING, 442 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,740 YOU ACTUALLY HAD BEEN FUCKING! 443 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:24,350 - YEAH, IT TURNS OUT YOU'VE GOT QUITE THE NOSE FOR SEX, SAM. 444 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,580 - THIS IS FUCKED UP, MAN. 445 00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:28,620 YOU BREAKING MY FUCKING HEART, MAN... 446 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:31,220 BOTH OF Y'ALL. 447 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:34,490 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT, MAN. 448 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,460 MOVE, NIGGA. 449 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:39,960 - WHOA! 450 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,770 - WHAT THE FUCK Y'ALL LOOKING AT, HUH? 451 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,500 WHAT, YOU GONNA FUCKING VIDEOTAPE MY SHIT 452 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:45,900 AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE? 453 00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:47,770 YOU WANNA SEE A FUCKING SHOW MOTHERFUCKERS? 454 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,310 I'LL SHOW YOU A SHOW! 455 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:52,340 [all screaming] 456 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,480 - NO! 457 00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:57,510 [gunshot] 458 00:19:57,550 --> 00:20:00,520 - CHARLIE! - [gasps] 459 00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:02,590 - OH, SHIT. 460 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,450 - OH! - IT'S GETTING DARK. 461 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,920 IT'S GETTING DARK. 462 00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,860 OH--OH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER. 463 00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:09,660 THANK YOU. 464 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:12,630 OH, GOD, I'M KNOCKIN' ON HEAVEN'S DOOR HERE. 465 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,760 - RUNKLE, YOU OKAY? - [moans] 466 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,500 - I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOOT YOU, MAN. 467 00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:18,270 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT AT ME. 468 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,570 - MY HEAD'S ALL FUCKED UP, MAN. 469 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,940 PUSSY DO THAT TO A MOTHERFUCKER. 470 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:25,010 NO MORE LOVE NO MORE, MAN-- JUST ASS AND GRASS. 471 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,380 - THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 472 00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:30,410 - HEY, STU, I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT 473 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:32,280 THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN, MAN, AND DO A WHOLE REWRITE. 474 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,520 I DON'T WANT TO BE CONTRIBUTING 475 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,680 TO THE VIOLENCE IN SOCIETY NO MORE. 476 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,020 - [sighs] 477 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:38,950 - I THINK THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA, SAM, 478 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:40,960 BUT THE STUDIO-- 479 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,690 I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA WANT TO RISK MAKING YOU UNLIKABLE. 480 00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:45,830 [whimpers] 481 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:47,300 OH! 482 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,330 [straining] MARCY, WHAT THE FUCK? 483 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:52,440 - GOD DAMN IT, STU! I KNOW ABOUT THE BLOWIE! 484 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:54,840 IT WAS TWO, ACTUALLY. IT WAS TWO. 485 00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,970 - AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNEY, MOTHERFUCKER! 486 00:20:58,010 --> 00:21:00,640 - MARCY, NO! I WAS JUST MAKING MEMORIES, MARCY. 487 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,910 - FUCK YOU, STU! 488 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:04,650 - I AM SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! 489 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,910 SO MUCH! - SUCK ON THIS! 490 00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:08,450 - SO MUCH, BABY! 491 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,520 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D ACTUALLY SHOOT SOMEBODY FOR ME. 492 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,520 THAT'S ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST ROMANTIC THINGS 493 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,990 ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME. 494 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:17,530 - WHAT CAN I SAY, MAMA? 495 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,930 YOU BRING ALL THAT SHIT OUT OF ME. 496 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,060 - MM. 497 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:24,930 - * WATCHING YOU WALK INSIDE 498 00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:29,670 * RADIANCE SWALLOWED IN LIGHT * 499 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:33,540 * BUT I KNOW IT AIN'T RIGHT 500 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,080 * BUT FOR NOW... 501 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:36,580 - SO ARE WE GOOD, HANK? 502 00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:38,380 ARE WE GOOD? - ARE WE GOOD? 503 00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:40,080 YOU JUST TOOK A BULLET FOR ME. OF COURSE WE'RE GOOD. 504 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,950 - I TOLD YOU I WOULD, HANK, DIDN'T I? 505 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:43,490 I TOLD YOU I'D TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU. 506 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,350 - YOU SURE DID, AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT, 507 00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:46,890 YOU STUPID, BALD SON OF A BITCH. 508 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,560 - I LOVE YOU TOO, HANK. 509 00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:50,690 I LOVE YOU, AND I LOVE LITTLE STUART. 510 00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:52,430 YOU TELL HIM I LOVE HIM, RIGHT? 511 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:54,500 YOU TELL HIM I TRIED TO BE A GOOD DADDY, OKAY? 512 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,830 - NO, NO, YOU TELL HIM YOURSELF. 513 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,930 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A-OKAY, BUDDY BOY. 514 00:21:57,970 --> 00:22:00,900 YOU'RE GONNA LIVE TO HUMILIATE YOURSELF ANOTHER DAY. 515 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,010 - HOW ABOUT LIZZIE? DOES SHE SEEM WORRIED ABOUT ME? 516 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,710 - LIZZIE? 517 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,980 - YES, I ALREADY KNOW THAT. 518 00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:09,380 - OH, YEAH, YEAH, SHE LOOKS PRETTY UPSET. 519 00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:11,410 - THAT'S NICE, HANK. 520 00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:12,920 THAT'S NICE. 521 00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:15,550 - HEY, YOU GOT THIS? - YEAH, I GOT THIS. 522 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,950 - HEY. 523 00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:18,890 - WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? 524 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,690 YOU'RE JUMPING IN FRONT OF BULLETS? 525 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,460 THAT LITTLE MUTANT NEEDS A FATHER MORE THAN EVER NOW. 526 00:22:23,490 --> 00:22:25,130 - OW! - ARE YOU OKAY? 527 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,130 [cell phone ringing] ARE YOU OKAY? 528 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,400 - HEY, YOU BETTER NOT BE CALLING TO CANCEL ON ME. 529 00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:30,770 - YOU WISH. 530 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,100 - NO, I JUST-- YOU BETTER BRING SOME WINE, 531 00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:35,800 'CAUSE IT'S KIND OF A-A DRY HOUSEHOLD RIGHT NOW. 532 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,610 - UH, WILL DO. 533 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,740 YEAH, I ASKED STU TO HOOK ME UP WITH A BOTTLE OF THE GOOD STUFF, 534 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,140 BUT THEN MARCY HAD TO GO AND PISTOL-WHIP HIM. 535 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,950 - WHAT? 536 00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:44,710 - IT'S A LONG STORY. I'LL TELL YOU OVER DINNER. 537 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,150 - OKAY, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 538 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,650 - OH, OH, OH, A-AND WAIT. 539 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,150 BECCA THINKS SHE'S GETTING MARRIED. 540 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:51,020 - [laughs] OKAY, NOW I AM GONNA HANG UP. 541 00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:52,760 - NO, NO, WAIT. NO, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T. 542 00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:54,160 UH, JUST-- 543 00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:56,120 COME ON, TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, JUST ONE TIME. 544 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,090 TELL ME. 545 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:03,530 - JUST COME HOME. 546 00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:05,800 - OKAY, I WILL. I JUST GOT TO SWING BY CHARLIE'S FIRST. 547 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:07,940 MAYBE I'LL STEAL A BOTTLE OF MANISCHEWITZ. 548 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:11,640 - * DAMNED IF YOU DON'T 549 00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:18,680 * WELL, I WISH YOU WOULD, BUT I THINK YOU WON'T * 550 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:24,950 * DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON'T * 551 00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:27,190 [cell phone chimes] 552 00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:33,660 * WELL, I WISH YOU COULD, BUT I THINK YOU WON'T * 553 00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:34,930 - AW... 554 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,800 - I SAW THAT! - AH! JESUS FUCK! 555 00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,670 - NO, IT'S JUST LITTLE OLD ME. 556 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:41,870 - CARRIE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 557 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:43,140 - I WANTED TO SEE YOU. 558 00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:45,070 I FELT BAD ABOUT THE WAY WE LEFT THINGS. 559 00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:46,810 I SAID SOME PRETTY HARSH SHIT THAT NIGHT. 560 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,780 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? A LOT OF IT WAS TRUE. 561 00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:51,810 YOU WERE RIGHT. I-I-I DESERVED IT. 562 00:23:51,850 --> 00:23:53,980 - WELL, THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. 563 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:55,580 AND MAYBE IT WAS. 564 00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:58,050 AND MAYBE YOU DID, BUT I STILL MISSED YOU. 565 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:05,060 I LOST MY JOB. 566 00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:08,060 - OH, WELL, I'M--I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 567 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,830 - YEAH, I CAME OUT HERE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ONE-- 568 00:24:10,870 --> 00:24:12,840 HAD A BUNCH OF SHITTY INTERVIEWS 569 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,700 AND, UM, THOUGHT I'D LOOK YOU UP. 570 00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:17,840 HEY, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 571 00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:20,580 - YEAH, BUT THEN I GOT TO GO, OKAY? 572 00:24:20,610 --> 00:24:22,210 - OKAY. - OKAY. 573 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,720 - DID YOU EVER LOVE ME, HANK? 574 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:32,860 BE HONEST. 575 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:36,730 - NO. 576 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,860 - YOU JUST LIKED FUCKING ME? 577 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,600 - I DID LIKE FUCKING YOU VERY MUCH, YES. 578 00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:45,700 I DID. [sighs] 579 00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:47,000 - WELL... 580 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,040 THEN LETS FUCK... 581 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,740 - NO. - ONE MORE TIME. 582 00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,270 - NO, NO, NO MORE TIMES, OKAY? - ONE MORE, COME ON. 583 00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:54,240 - I'M SORRY. I CAN'T. I'M SORRY. 584 00:24:58,310 --> 00:25:01,220 - WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE? 585 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:04,690 - I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW. SHE... 586 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,090 SHE'S JUST MY EVERYTHING. 587 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,630 C-C-CAN WE NOT DO THIS, PLEASE? 588 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:13,100 - IT MUST BE SO NICE. 589 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:15,830 IT MUST BE SO NICE TO BE LOVED LIKE THAT. 590 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:17,570 BUT OKAY, NO, NO. 591 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,700 NO MORE FUCKING. 592 00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:21,270 ONE DRINK, THOUGH... 593 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:22,740 PLEASE? 594 00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:24,170 AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY. I PROMISE. 595 00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:25,910 - JUST ONE DRINK, ALL RIGHT. - JUST ONE DRINK! 596 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,210 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 597 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:42,930 - OKAY, RIGHT. 598 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,690 - OKAY. 599 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,800 - THERE, ONE DRINK. YOU HAPPY? 600 00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:54,970 - I'M THE FURTHEST FROM HAPPY I'VE EVER BEEN. 601 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,740 - I'M--I'M SORRY, CARRIE. I JUST-- 602 00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:58,140 I-I CAN'T HELP YOU. 603 00:25:58,170 --> 00:25:59,640 - NO, YOU CAN-- 604 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,310 NO, YOU CAN HELP ME, HANK. YOU CAN HELP ME. 605 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:03,750 YOU JUST-- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO. 606 00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:04,950 AND NOT BEING LOVED-- 607 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,080 NEVER, NEVER, EVER BEING LOVED... 608 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,350 THAT JUST REALLY TAKES A TOLL ON A WO-- 609 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,220 - HEY, WHOA. - [laughs] 610 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:12,820 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - YEAH. 611 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,820 - I THINK IT'S THE PILLS. - WHAT PILLS? 612 00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:16,260 - I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING. 613 00:26:16,290 --> 00:26:17,990 - WHAT PILLS? 614 00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:19,960 - OH, I, UH--I STARTED TAKING THESE ANTIDEPRESSANTS, 615 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,630 UM, A FEW MONTHS AGO. 616 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,830 HEY! 617 00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:25,100 I KNOW! IT WAS AFTER YOU DUMPED ME! 618 00:26:25,130 --> 00:26:26,870 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I HAD TO DO SOMETHING. 619 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:28,370 I SET YOUR APARTMENT ON FIRE. 620 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,370 HOW FUCKING BONKERS WAS THAT? 621 00:26:30,410 --> 00:26:32,310 - HOW--HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU TAKE? 622 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,010 - [chuckles] I DON'T KNOW--A BUNCH. 623 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,240 - OKAY, OKAY. 624 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,110 - THEY USUALLY MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 625 00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:38,910 I SHOULDN'T MIX THEM WITH BOOZE. - I'M--I'M CALLING 911. 626 00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:41,020 - NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S SILLY. DON'T DO THAT--STOP IT. 627 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:43,090 - CARRIE, LOOK, I NEED YOU TO BE HONEST WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 628 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,720 HOW MANY OF THOSE PILLS DID YOU TAKE? 629 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,190 HOW MANY? - NO MORE THAN YOU DID. 630 00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:49,860 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 631 00:26:49,890 --> 00:26:54,260 - HANK, HOW ARE YOU FEELING... 632 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,230 RIGHT ABOUT NOW? 633 00:26:58,170 --> 00:27:00,100 - WHAT DID-- WHAT DID YOU DO? 634 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,970 CARRIE? 635 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,240 CARRIE. 636 00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:05,240 - HEY, JUST THINK... 637 00:27:05,270 --> 00:27:07,140 WHEN THEY FIND US... 638 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,910 IT'LL LOOK LIKE TO THE WORLD 639 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:11,380 THAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 640 00:27:11,410 --> 00:27:13,850 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 641 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,820 - ONLY WHAT YOU MADE ME. 642 00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:21,120 TELL ME YOU LOVE ME. 643 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:27,730 TELL ME YOU LOVE ME. 644 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,730 [slow rock music] 645 00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:38,710 * 646 00:28:12,010 --> 00:28:14,280 - TELL ME YOU LOVE ME. 647 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:17,480 - I LOVE YOU. 46470

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