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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:27,957 Welcome, welcome, welcome! 2 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,125 Triple welcome. 3 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,499 Basically, Welcome Three. 4 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,332 Dubey, what's with all the drama? 5 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:34,749 I was welcoming the Minister, sir. 6 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:37,125 Ramprasad, what's up? All okay? 7 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,707 - How's your party doing? - All smooth. 8 00:03:38,708 --> 00:03:40,249 - Let's go get some tea. - No, no tea. 9 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,166 Hang on. 10 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:42,082 You guys wait here. 11 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,500 - I'll call you. - Okay, Sir. 12 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:45,874 Sinha, you're my only friend here. 13 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:46,750 Since we were kids. 14 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:48,792 - That's why I'm here to warn you. - Yes. 15 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:52,374 The opposition has its eyes on businessmen like you 16 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:53,582 who "forget" to pay taxes. 17 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:55,582 - So? - So what? 18 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:56,958 Elections are in three months. 19 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:59,125 If we come back to power, you can chill. 20 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:00,291 I'm on your side. 21 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:02,833 But if they win, even I can't save you. 22 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:04,124 You're serious, right? 23 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:05,832 Figure out a fix for all your tax evasions. 24 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:08,625 Otherwise... you are definitely "coming out." 25 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:10,457 Coming out of where? 26 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,667 He'll first go in-- 27 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:13,250 For a very long time. 28 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:14,792 Only then will he "come out." 29 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,457 Take care. 30 00:04:16,458 --> 00:04:17,374 Think about it. 31 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:18,374 Let's go. 32 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:19,833 Dubey, this is serious. 33 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,457 Call an emergency meeting. 34 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:22,916 And get my daughter Jenny on board too. 35 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:24,874 She's taken your jet to Paris. 36 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,458 Ma'am. 37 00:04:35,333 --> 00:04:36,708 Oh Dad. 38 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:38,417 Hi. 39 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:39,874 Who is this? 40 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:41,207 It's Jenny here. 41 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:42,333 It's not the phone, it's my hair. 42 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,917 I got it dyed blonde in London. 43 00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:48,499 I've called an emergency meeting. 44 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,874 I've called my CA, my lawyer, 45 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:50,957 my accountant, everyone. 46 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:51,875 So get here fast. 47 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:55,666 Are you making your will in my name, Dad? 48 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:58,250 Shut up and just get here. 49 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:00,500 Come on, baby. Let's go. 50 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:03,957 So guys, here's the situation. 51 00:05:03,958 --> 00:05:06,707 I've got a tip from a very special contact in the ministry. 52 00:05:06,708 --> 00:05:08,041 Who's this "special" contact, Dad? 53 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:09,292 No, Jenny, 54 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:11,750 I can't reveal his identity. 55 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:13,499 You can't reveal his identity, 56 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,417 but you can reveal his name. 57 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:15,750 I just told you. 58 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:17,250 You didn't say his name. 59 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:19,332 I just said I cannot say his name. 60 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:20,583 His name is Mr. Secret. 61 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:22,333 Jenny, please. 62 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,416 Where were we? 63 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:24,916 I was in Kanpur yesterday... 64 00:05:24,917 --> 00:05:26,582 for a hernia surgery. That's why I missed my flight. 65 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:27,582 I'm very sorry. 66 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:28,750 Where was I? 67 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:30,832 On "You can't reveal his identity." 68 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:32,791 Yes, I can't reveal Ramprasad's... 69 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,833 - What did I do? - Jenny! 70 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:44,207 So, guys, to get out of this tax mess, 71 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:47,792 we have to start a new business where we officially show losses. 72 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:52,249 Then we'll use those losses to wipe out our old profits. 73 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:53,832 Ideas. Come on, give me ideas. 74 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:55,499 Let's start a heater factory 75 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:56,624 for a super-hot place like Chennai. 76 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:57,708 No one will buy it. 77 00:05:57,875 --> 00:05:58,874 Loss, loss, loss. 78 00:05:58,875 --> 00:05:59,917 Shut up! Shut up! 79 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:03,917 Dad, we'll build a 10-storey buildings all over India, 80 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:06,416 and put petrol pumps on the 10th floor. 81 00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:07,792 No one will come. 82 00:06:07,917 --> 00:06:09,667 This is a stupid idea. 83 00:06:09,792 --> 00:06:11,207 All this will take years. 84 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:13,833 We need something we can start right now. 85 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,207 Dubey... are you going to keep slurping tea, 86 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,583 or say something useful? 87 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,917 In my view, sir, you should make a film. 88 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:24,458 What rubbish. 89 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:28,417 Films are making crores these days. 90 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:29,792 Like Dhurandhar. 91 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:30,958 They do... 92 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:34,332 but only the good ones. 93 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:35,417 Made with real hard work. 94 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,791 You have so many factories. 95 00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:40,666 You own the biggest jewellery store in Dubai, Kanz. 96 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,582 All that was built with hard work and effort. 97 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:45,166 In the same way, we'll make a terrible film 98 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:46,667 that definitely flops. 99 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:49,000 The income tax guys will be stunned into silence. 100 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:55,958 Dad, why does Dubey keep losing his voice? 101 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:59,082 When he was born, he was so dark, 102 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:02,291 his father couldn't tell if it was a baby or a lump of coal. 103 00:07:02,292 --> 00:07:03,417 He tried to strangle him. 104 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:04,707 That's so sad. 105 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,042 We'll show massive losses. 106 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:08,167 Then we don't have to fear the tax guys. 107 00:07:08,792 --> 00:07:11,792 Dubey... imagine we make a film to flop, 108 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:14,208 and somehow it becomes a hit? 109 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,082 - No way that's happening. - Why not? 110 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:18,083 Because we won't cast mega-stars, 111 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:19,707 we'll only cast background extras. 112 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:20,582 How? 113 00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:23,291 Flop hero. Flop villain. Flop script. 114 00:07:23,292 --> 00:07:25,541 Flop technicians. Flop directors. 115 00:07:25,542 --> 00:07:27,666 And we'll blow up the budget. 116 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:29,249 If they ask for a lakh, we'll pay them in crores. 117 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,749 If they ask for a crore, we'll give them a hundred crore. 118 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:31,666 That's it. 119 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:32,792 - Dubey... - Yes? 120 00:07:32,917 --> 00:07:34,042 Don't waste time. 121 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:38,292 Find me a director who can sink my ship. 122 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,166 - Just like... - Titanic? 123 00:07:40,167 --> 00:07:41,000 Yes. 124 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,416 I do know such directors. 125 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:47,958 They are too big even for Hollywood. 126 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,582 Not one... but two directors. 127 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,083 Ready. Roll cameras. 128 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:53,166 Action! 129 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:54,208 And Rolling… 130 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:57,499 This will be our first reel that actually hits golden jubilee. 131 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:00,042 Sorry, sorry... sorry. 132 00:08:01,417 --> 00:08:02,292 Who is it? 133 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:03,457 Some Dubey is calling. 134 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:04,208 Hello? 135 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:06,458 Yes, okay. 136 00:08:06,792 --> 00:08:08,042 All right, done! 137 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:09,542 What happened, Das? 138 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:13,708 We just landed a brand-new feature film to direct. 139 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:15,875 My friend... 140 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:17,833 Let him in too. 141 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:20,667 Welcome, welcome, welcome! 142 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:22,667 Meet our directors 143 00:08:22,917 --> 00:08:24,542 Dev and Das. 144 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:30,417 Hi. 145 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,666 And this is our cameraman, Nainsukh. 146 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:34,208 Hello. Hello. 147 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:36,542 Why does he have a thick lens in just one eye? 148 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,167 Because he can't see properly with that eye. 149 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:41,542 Then why not in the other one? 150 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:43,667 No point. He can't see at all with that eye. 151 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,291 And his name is Nainsukh? 152 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,166 Why do you even hire a cameraman like this? 153 00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:50,374 - What can we do? - We'll fire him if you want. 154 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:51,667 You two want to fire me? 155 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,332 I'll make your video go viral. 156 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,292 He's really focused. His eyesight is fine. 157 00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:56,582 What are you doing, Mr. Sinha? 158 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:57,957 We need people like him. 159 00:08:57,958 --> 00:08:59,292 All right, fine. Thank you. 160 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:00,250 Thank you. 161 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,833 Who is it? 162 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,042 Who's calling? 163 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:07,083 Romeo bhai. 164 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,292 Cut it. Hang up. 165 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:12,708 How many films have you two made? 166 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:14,208 Fourteen, sir. 167 00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:16,874 Out of their fourteen films, fourteen were flops. 168 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:17,917 And yet they are busy. 169 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,375 I don't understand. 170 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:20,457 I'll explain. 171 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:23,624 There are two kinds of men in this world. 172 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:25,208 Those who can grow a beard 173 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:27,792 and those who can't. 174 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:33,375 - And...? - And what? 175 00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:35,958 You said, those who can grow a beard 176 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,458 and those who can't. 177 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:38,917 - Exactly. - What is that about? 178 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:42,333 Those who can grow a beard has two choices. 179 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,625 They can either grow it or shave it off. 180 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:49,750 But those who can't grow a beard has no such choice. 181 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,292 They can neither grow it nor shave it. 182 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,874 Brilliant. 183 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:56,083 The whole industry knows he's the real deal. 184 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,375 This is ridiculous. 185 00:09:57,625 --> 00:09:58,416 Thank you. 186 00:09:58,417 --> 00:10:00,125 Fine, I have a question. 187 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:04,708 How much does it take to make a good film? 188 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:07,208 At least twenty thousand. 189 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:11,500 But our budget... is not twenty thousand. 190 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:12,958 It's two thousand. 191 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:15,249 Two thousand? 192 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:19,291 You live like royalty, and your budget is just two grand? 193 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:20,625 Take it, take it, take it. 194 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:21,875 Okay, Okay… 195 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:25,917 But with only two thousand rupees, the movie will be a-- 196 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,500 Excuse me! 197 00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:29,875 It's not two thousand rupees. 198 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,167 It's two thousand crore. 199 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:37,332 Two thousand crore rupees! 200 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,167 Two thousand crore? 201 00:10:39,417 --> 00:10:41,291 Are you two serious about this? 202 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:45,667 Look... people couldn't see what I saw in your films. 203 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:47,292 The second half of our film? 204 00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:50,708 No, I mean your hidden talents. 205 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,458 With two thousand crore we can hire Tom Cruise. 206 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:56,374 The real one, not Tom D'Souza from Santacruz. 207 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:59,833 Since we're on the topic of Tom Cruise... 208 00:11:00,042 --> 00:11:02,291 which is Tom Cruise's biggest hit film? 209 00:11:02,292 --> 00:11:03,249 Mission Impossible! 210 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:04,458 And the director's name? 211 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,542 Puzzled? You don't know the director's name. 212 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,375 That's what I saw in you two. 213 00:11:10,542 --> 00:11:13,833 You can make stars out of complete nobodies and... 214 00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:19,042 What happened to his voice? I can't hear anything. 215 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,625 It happens with him. When he gets too excited, his voice just... 216 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:26,082 The audience will cheer only one name: Dev-Das. 217 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:28,125 Very nice. Very nice. 218 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:31,457 There's just one more thing I need to ask. 219 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,333 Do you guys have a script? 220 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,207 I've got this sure-shot blockbuster plot. 221 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:36,666 About a village deep in the jungle. 222 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:39,250 Brave Indian soldiers go there 223 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:43,957 and rescue the villagers from deadly terrorists. 224 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,124 What's the title? 225 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:48,458 The title is... "Welcome to the Jungle." 226 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:56,333 Sign a flop hero fast and lock him in. 227 00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:57,708 I know just the guy... 228 00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:00,374 He was a top star once, but now he's a complete flop. 229 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:01,291 Really? 230 00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:02,791 These days, he's doing Bhojpuri films 231 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:03,958 as an item boy... 232 00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,666 from slogging it out to scrubbing it out. 233 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,249 - One... Two ...Three... Four. - Scrub. Scrub. 234 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,707 Scrub. Scrub. 235 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:12,624 Hello. 236 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:13,541 - Hi. - Hi. 237 00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:14,457 I'm Benny. 238 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,874 - Broker? - No, Rajeev sir's manager. 239 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:19,958 ♪ Scrub, scrub… ♪ 240 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,374 ♪ Scrub, scrub… ♪ 241 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,708 ♪ With a soap, my love ♪ 242 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:25,750 ♪ My love... ♪ 243 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,041 ♪ My love... ♪ 244 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:30,582 ♪ Scrub, scrub… ♪ 245 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,957 ♪ You grind my heart like ♪ ♪ A millstone in your arms ♪ 246 00:12:33,958 --> 00:12:37,625 ♪ Sting on the lips like a bee ♪ 247 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:40,332 ♪ Come closer, naughty girl ♪ 248 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:44,291 ♪ I grind your heart like ♪ ♪ A millstone in my arms ♪ 249 00:12:44,292 --> 00:12:47,667 ♪ Sting on the lips like a bee ♪ 250 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:51,457 ♪ After luring me ♪ ♪ With your sweet temptations ♪ 251 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:54,124 ♪ Don't walk away now, my love ♪ 252 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:56,249 ♪ My heart's fallen- ♪ 253 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,375 ♪ It has fallen, sweetheart ♪ 254 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:04,666 ♪ My heart's fallen for a playboy ♪ 255 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,916 ♪ I'll scrub him clean with soap ♪ 256 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:11,499 ♪ To a playboy you've lost your heart ♪ 257 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,749 ♪ You'll scrub him clean with soap ♪ 258 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:18,374 ♪ To a playboy you've lost your heart ♪ 259 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:21,832 ♪ You'll scrub him clean with soap ♪ 260 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,333 ♪ Will you make me shine? ♪ 261 00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:35,041 Bhojpuri beats Hollywood any day! 262 00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:36,499 But which one is Rajeev? 263 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,416 The one with the beard. 264 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,749 ♪ She kneads my back with her feet ♪ 265 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:44,249 ♪ Kneads my back with her feet ♪ 266 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:47,874 ♪ She lathers my hair with her hands ♪ 267 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:51,249 ♪ And scrubs me with all her charms ♪ 268 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,082 ♪ Scrub, scrub… ♪ 269 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,749 ♪ Keep scrubbing, my love ♪ 270 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,207 ♪ She kneads my back with her feet ♪ 271 00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:01,582 ♪ Kneads my back with her feet ♪ 272 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:04,958 ♪ It's pure bliss ♪ ♪ When she nudges me with her elbow ♪ 273 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:08,499 ♪ Her youthful charm is overflowing ♪ 274 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:12,207 ♪ After luring me ♪ ♪ With your sweet temptations ♪ 275 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,749 ♪ Don't walk away now, my love ♪ 276 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,916 ♪ My heart's fallen- ♪ 277 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:19,166 ♪ It has fallen, sweetheart ♪ 278 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,582 Hello. 279 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,750 Go on, Dubey. Did you see our hero? 280 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,916 I saw the hero and I saw his dance. 281 00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:28,707 Like you said, Mr. Sinha... 282 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,500 if we cast Rajeev, we'll lose 500 crore. 283 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,458 But you were wrong. 284 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,333 What nonsense! 285 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,583 We'll lose more than 1000 crore. 286 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,542 He's a total playboy. 287 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:42,792 He's scrubbing so hard, 288 00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:44,417 he'll scrub us clean too. 289 00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:48,207 ♪ My heart's fallen for a playboy ♪ 290 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:51,499 ♪ I'll scrub him clean with soap ♪ 291 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,667 ♪ To a playboy you've lost your heart ♪ 292 00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:58,582 ♪ You'll scrub him clean with soap ♪ 293 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,041 ♪ Will you make me shine? ♪ 294 00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:02,167 - Cut! - Very nice. 295 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,582 It was really nice working with you. 296 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,707 Same here. Can I keep the towel? 297 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:06,917 Of course. 298 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,167 Don't smell it. It's drenched in sweat. 299 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,625 Here you go. 300 00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:12,541 Such a thin bundle? 301 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:13,917 Do you want the whole bank? 302 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,667 Brother, Dev-Das are waiting outside. 303 00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:19,833 Alcoholics? 304 00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:22,333 No... Dev and Das are two directors. 305 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,374 - Like Abbas-Mastan. - Right. 306 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:25,541 They're waiting by the pool. 307 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,208 Whatever story they pitch, just nod yes. 308 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,125 Absolutely. Let's go. 309 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,499 Hold on, brother. 310 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,208 Take off this wig and beard first. 311 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,375 Our luck is about to shine. 312 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:38,499 That's brilliant. 313 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,416 What happens next? 314 00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:40,667 Now enters... 315 00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:43,083 Major Baljeet Chaudhary. 316 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,750 A brave soldier of the Indian Army. 317 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,042 He's a legend. 318 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,667 He sets out with his squad to 319 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:53,166 save the villagers from the terrorists. 320 00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:55,583 He reaches the village with his entire team... 321 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,582 the action kicks in, and he saves the villagers! 322 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,708 He fell asleep. 323 00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:02,749 Sleeping? 324 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,292 What happened? 325 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,875 Brother... 326 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,750 As usual... 327 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,166 Deep thinking. 328 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,957 Who thinks like this? 329 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:20,499 Whenever brother hears a good story, 330 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,375 he goes into deep thinking. 331 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:23,667 Let him think. 332 00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:24,958 We'll wait for him over there. 333 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:25,958 All right, let's go. 334 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,458 - Hey, not that way. - There's water on that side. 335 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:29,542 Okay. 336 00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,249 So, while my brother is deep thinking, 337 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:34,957 what other highlights does your film have, Dev-Das. 338 00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:35,874 I'll explain- 339 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,000 Leave it. 340 00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:38,375 You explain. 341 00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:42,667 We've got a sweet romantic track for Rajeev in this film. 342 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,041 A romantic track for brother? 343 00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:45,167 Fully entertaining. 344 00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:47,333 Brother won't do your film if there's romance. 345 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,292 What's the problem? What's the issue? 346 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,958 Five years ago, brother fell in love. 347 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,083 And then they broke up. 348 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:54,332 Nadia. 349 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,208 Her name was Nadia Daruwala. 350 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,625 Guys, she's one of the top actresses now. 351 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,458 Five years ago, even my brother was at the top. 352 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,958 And whenever these two came on screen together, 353 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,792 they just set it on fire. 354 00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:16,499 ♪ Bring the base back! ♪ 355 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,957 ♪ Say you wanna wanna… ♪ ♪ Say you wanna love ♪ 356 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,541 ♪ Say you wanna wanna ♪ ♪ Love me, baby ♪ 357 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,124 ♪ Say you wanna wanna ♪ ♪ Say you wanna love ♪ 358 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,749 ♪ Say you gotta gotta ♪ ♪ Say you gotta know me ♪ 359 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,124 ♪ Woman, if you're looking at me ♪ 360 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,332 ♪ I too will come discover ♪ 361 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,874 ♪ I am not about any other player ♪ 362 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:31,957 ♪ Tell her, tell her ♪ 363 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,249 ♪ Gimme just a one minute ♪ 364 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,457 ♪ Girl, don't you make a difference ♪ 365 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:35,957 ♪ And you will see that I a truth sayer ♪ 366 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,125 ♪ Pick up, pick up ♪ 367 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:48,208 ♪ That tall... ♪ 368 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,208 ♪ And then your stunning... ♪ 369 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,374 ♪ Sweetheart ♪ 370 00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,958 ♪ That tall, towering frame ♪ 371 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:01,792 ♪ And then you're stunning ♪ ♪ Beyond compare ♪ 372 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:03,832 ♪ That tall, towering frame ♪ 373 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,042 ♪ And then you're ♪ ♪ Stunning beyond compare ♪ 374 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,125 ♪ Your body dazzles and shines ♪ 375 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:12,875 ♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪ 376 00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:19,667 ♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪ 377 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:21,874 ♪ Eyes always on you ♪ 378 00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,249 ♪ Can't look away from this view ♪ 379 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,499 ♪ Eyes always on you ♪ 380 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,749 ♪ Can't look away from this view ♪ 381 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:29,083 ♪ Every glance steals a sigh ♪ 382 00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,125 ♪ Come on ♪ 383 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,875 ♪ You're the one I'm crazy about ♪ 384 00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:40,333 ♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪ 385 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:42,666 ♪ Enough with the praise ♪ 386 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:46,125 ♪ I'm always afraid you'll fall in love ♪ 387 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,791 ♪ Don't keep staring at me ♪ 388 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,124 ♪ My heart skips a beat ♪ 389 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,000 ♪ I could be falling for you too ♪ 390 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,500 ♪ Your hair is where the night falls ♪ 391 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,166 ♪ Even your eyes speak in whispers ♪ 392 00:18:57,167 --> 00:19:02,167 ♪ My love... shower your love on me ♪ 393 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,167 ♪ You're one of a kind... ♪ 394 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,500 ♪ My heart's fallen for you ♪ 395 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,707 ♪ You're one of a kind... ♪ 396 00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:19,999 ♪ My heart's fallen for you ♪ 397 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,249 ♪ You're one of a kind... ♪ 398 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,541 ♪ My heart's fallen for you ♪ 399 00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:26,125 ♪ Can't live a moment without you ♪ 400 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,583 ♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪ 401 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:36,292 ♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪ 402 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:37,957 ♪ Bring it back now! ♪ 403 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,917 ♪ You glow like the moon ♪ 404 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,750 ♪ Twinkling with every move ♪ 405 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,417 ♪ You glow like the moon ♪ 406 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:49,667 ♪ You're my king and I'm your queen ♪ 407 00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:53,833 ♪ That's why I'm the one ♪ ♪ You're crazy for ♪ 408 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:59,917 ♪ I'm the one you're crazy for ♪ 409 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:01,583 ♪ Bring it back now! ♪ 410 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,500 ♪ That's right ♪ ♪ That's right ♪ 411 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:17,833 ♪ I'm the one you're crazy for ♪ 412 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,875 With each hit film, their love kept growing. 413 00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,458 But then came a problem. 414 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,582 Nadia was already in my brother's life. 415 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,416 But another heroine, Dia, walked into it. 416 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:28,792 Hi, Rajeev. 417 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,000 Finally, we're alone. 418 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,250 Close the door. 419 00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:36,624 Close the door, 420 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:37,708 after you leave. 421 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,417 Please. 422 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:44,042 Dia couldn't take that insult lying down. 423 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:47,000 That night, Hindustan Times was hosting a party. 424 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,958 - Rajeev... - Hmm. 425 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,167 I have to go. 426 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,542 The song was slow, but Nadia had to rush. 427 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,708 Nadia left. 428 00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,833 Here, she took off the mask and exited, 429 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,000 and over there, Dia walked in. 430 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,792 Dia put on Nadia's mask 431 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:06,708 and crept up to my brother, using the darkness to her advantage. 432 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,250 My brother thought Nadia was back... 433 00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,666 and he kissed Dia. 434 00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:15,542 Nadia came back... 435 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,833 and saw exactly what Dia wanted her to see. 436 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:21,000 Brother walked straight into Dia's trap. 437 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,082 I've closed all your doors, darling. 438 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:28,958 Brother was lucky, Nadia's aim was off. 439 00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,249 Otherwise, that champagne bottle that hit the glass 440 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,958 could have shattered my brother's skull. 441 00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,458 Then my brother and Nadia broke up. 442 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:43,083 Later, my brother used all his money to produce a romantic film. 443 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,750 What was the film called? 444 00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:47,167 "Dil Dia Na Dia!" 445 00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:48,958 That was a total flop. 446 00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:50,625 Which film was a total flop? 447 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:51,916 It was... 448 00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:53,416 Brother has woken up from deep thinking. 449 00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:54,916 Just a minute. Brother... 450 00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,375 It was his film. 451 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,542 What are you doing? 452 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,333 You haven't landed a single film in five years, 453 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:02,292 and I haven't earned a single rupee in commission. 454 00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:04,582 Your luck finally wakes up, 455 00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,082 and you fall asleep during the narration. 456 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,124 What else did you expect me to do? 457 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,291 It was a pathetic story. 458 00:22:09,292 --> 00:22:10,750 And I don't want to play an army man. 459 00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:11,916 Just look at me. 460 00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:13,125 I don't think they have any money either. 461 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:14,999 - I'll talk to them. - Go ahead. 462 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:15,833 Yes 463 00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,583 Guys, come here. 464 00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:21,249 In my brother's opinion, the story is still weak, 465 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,416 not solid at all. 466 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:23,250 Yes 467 00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:26,832 But the good news is, he's ready to do your film. 468 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,791 Oh wow! 469 00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,333 Thank you, thank you, sir. 470 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,417 So, who's going to talk money? 471 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:33,833 You do it. 472 00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:35,750 So... what's the rate? 473 00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:38,292 Is he buying groceries? 474 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,208 That's not what I meant. 475 00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:41,917 What would be your remuneration? 476 00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:43,333 Money. 477 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:50,625 Fifty... 478 00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:53,417 Fifty crores? 479 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:54,583 Done. 480 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,417 You were going to say fifty lakhs? 481 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:00,875 - Thousand. - Congratulations. 482 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,291 Dad will be so happy. 483 00:23:02,292 --> 00:23:03,583 Very happy. 484 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,000 Yes... but that's just the signing amount. 485 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,875 Fifty before the film starts. 486 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:12,292 Another fifty crores? 487 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,499 - Done. Done. - Done. 488 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,667 Done. Done. 489 00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:19,292 Let me finish. 490 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:23,125 Another fifty before we finish shooting. 491 00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:26,000 You mean fifty plus fifty plus fifty... 492 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:27,375 that's one hundred and fifty. 493 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:30,000 - Are you okay with that? - Absolutely. Sit down. 494 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,833 Oh, this is... 495 00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:35,708 - Brother? - Yes. 496 00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:37,291 Can you hear anything? 497 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,291 No. 498 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,583 How did he lose his voice? 499 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,582 Who cares. 500 00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:43,583 Let him lose his voice, but we can't lose this deal. 501 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,917 Hold on, hold on. Let me speak. 502 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:47,457 I'm the producer's daughter. 503 00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:50,208 Fifty, fifty, fifty-two hundred, done. 504 00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,749 - Two hundred. - Two hundred. Two hundred. 505 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:54,167 Get up now, you dog. 506 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,166 - Congratulations! - Congratulations! 507 00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,750 - Thank you, thank you. - Yes. It's done. Come here, Chotu. 508 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:02,417 ♪ Welcome ♪ 509 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,374 ♪ To the jungle welcome ♪ 510 00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:05,291 ♪ Welcome ♪ 511 00:24:05,292 --> 00:24:06,957 ♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪ 512 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:07,916 ♪ Welcome ♪ 513 00:24:07,917 --> 00:24:09,541 ♪ To the party, come welcome ♪ 514 00:24:09,542 --> 00:24:12,042 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 515 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:27,083 Who's calling? 516 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,917 Romeo Bhai's. 517 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,417 - Cut it. - Damn. 518 00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:34,375 Calling during my chill time... 519 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,125 Whose text is it? 520 00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:39,416 Romeo bhai's. 521 00:24:39,417 --> 00:24:40,375 What does it say? 522 00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:42,333 "You're dead." 523 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:44,833 Whose text is it? 524 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:46,292 Romeo bhai's. 525 00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:47,416 What does it say? 526 00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:48,333 "You're also dead." 527 00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,625 Hey, Smallpox, you hung up on me. 528 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:54,917 Give the phone to Das. 529 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,791 Hey, loser, getting too cocky, huh? 530 00:24:58,792 --> 00:24:59,833 Romeo bhai... 531 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,499 How can we hear you without picking up your call? 532 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,166 Put it to your ear. 533 00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:06,292 Where are you? 534 00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:08,667 Behind you. 535 00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:12,042 - Romeo bhai? - Put the phone to your ear. 536 00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:16,208 You guys weren't lifting my calls. 537 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:19,792 Now these boys will lift you. 538 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,458 Give them a lift. 539 00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:27,374 There is no GPS, so how will we go? 540 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:28,667 Can't see anything. 541 00:25:46,292 --> 00:25:47,707 Meet Yeda Anna. 542 00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:49,208 He's permanently out of control. 543 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,250 Do you know what his brother used to say? 544 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,625 "Control." 545 00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:54,417 "Control, Uday." 546 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:56,207 And that's Romeo. 547 00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:57,124 Shortest fuse in the business... 548 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:59,917 but he learnt how to add colour to life from his brother. 549 00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,333 Majnu bhai. 550 00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:06,457 Their whole business is running their brothers' business in India. 551 00:26:06,458 --> 00:26:09,792 Ransom, land-grabbing, extortion. 552 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:16,292 That's Majnu bhai's painting. 553 00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:18,500 Brings back memories. 554 00:26:19,417 --> 00:26:21,458 You call that a painting? 555 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:22,958 A donkey sitting on a horse. 556 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,333 Let me show you my painting. 557 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:25,375 Bring it. 558 00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:27,708 This is what you call a painting. 559 00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:29,291 Masterpiece. 560 00:26:29,292 --> 00:26:31,042 A horse sitting on a donkey. 561 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:32,625 Different concept. 562 00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:35,041 Never seen a sequel in painting before. 563 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:36,624 - Yes... - And look at the detailing. 564 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,582 Brilliant... look at the cuts, Anna. 565 00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:40,832 Wise guy, that reminds me. 566 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,249 You were cutting his calls, weren't you? 567 00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:43,750 No, no... 568 00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:44,791 No... 569 00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:45,791 You two didn't cut the call. 570 00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:48,041 Fine, let's talk about that. 571 00:26:48,042 --> 00:26:48,957 About what? 572 00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:52,333 That black thing you always carry. 573 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,167 Him? 574 00:26:55,542 --> 00:26:58,708 No... the thing you put on your ear. 575 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:00,416 - Earrings. - Not earrings. 576 00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:03,542 We'll lose our memory trying to jog his. 577 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:04,624 Hey... 578 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,249 Last night you ordered food. 579 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,166 How did you do it? 580 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,624 One slap across the face and food was delivered. 581 00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:10,667 No, no... 582 00:27:10,792 --> 00:27:13,624 We always do this. We do this and then this. 583 00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:15,957 - Phone, Anna. - Exactly. 584 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:17,041 No one understands me. 585 00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:18,957 You cut his phone, wise guy. Now pick up your phone. 586 00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:20,332 - Whose phone is ringing? - Your phone's ringing. 587 00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:21,792 - Pick it up. - Come on. 588 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,542 Anna... isn't it weird? 589 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,791 Talking on the phone when we're right here. 590 00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:29,082 Not weird at all. Carry on. 591 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,083 Hey, Smallpox, 592 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:32,083 why's your phone down? Put it to your ear. 593 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,042 Can you hear me? 594 00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:34,832 I can hear you right here, bhai. 595 00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:36,167 Soon you'll hear me even louder. 596 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:38,208 Only one bar. 597 00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:39,750 My phone's battery is low. 598 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,167 Is it? 599 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:42,499 Mine's got four. Now talk. 600 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,833 Why is your phone down again? 601 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:46,083 Where's our money? 602 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,083 Hello? 603 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:50,666 Network issue, bhai. 604 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:53,667 - Come here, come here. - Yes, bhai. 605 00:27:54,417 --> 00:27:56,042 You'll get full network here. 606 00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:57,625 You'll hear everything. 607 00:27:58,042 --> 00:27:58,957 Where's our money? 608 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:02,291 Technically, you should be paying us, bhai. 609 00:28:02,292 --> 00:28:04,208 Not the other way round. 610 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:05,500 Why are you crying? 611 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:07,292 Trying to con Yeda Anna? 612 00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:10,249 Who calls so many times for 2.5 lakh rupees? 613 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:11,582 It's not about 2.5 lakhs. 614 00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:14,124 We burn that much just on helicopter fuel. 615 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,791 It's about reputation, got it? 616 00:28:15,792 --> 00:28:17,667 Uday bhai and Majnu bhai's reputation. 617 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:19,707 Their reputation is worth only 2.5 lakhs? 618 00:28:19,708 --> 00:28:22,541 You're lucky we're talking on the phone. 619 00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:24,125 If we were face-to-face, I'd have rearranged your face. 620 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:26,582 You're right. I got lucky because of the phone. 621 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:27,499 You're right. 622 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,667 We're going to make millions, bhai. 623 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,667 We're making a big film. Try to understand. 624 00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:34,875 We're giving a chance to new artists. 625 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:37,167 - Bhai... - Anna, can we talk in private? 626 00:28:37,292 --> 00:28:39,458 Anna, they're making a film. 627 00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:41,375 And giving a chance to newcomers. 628 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:43,457 We should be the heroes of this film. 629 00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:45,125 - Me too. - Hundred percent. 630 00:28:47,167 --> 00:28:50,167 Why are you two smiling? 631 00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:52,917 Put your phones away. We don't want your money. 632 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,083 Then what do you want? 633 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:55,332 The same thing you want. 634 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,291 What do we want? 635 00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:57,958 The same thing your film wants. 636 00:28:58,083 --> 00:28:59,042 What does the film want? 637 00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:01,417 Fresh, talented artists. 638 00:29:01,542 --> 00:29:02,958 New artists? 639 00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:05,625 - Where are they? - Right in front of you. 640 00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:08,291 All I see is a horse and a donkey. 641 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,708 - Why, you... - Take aim, boys. 642 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:15,417 By artists, I mean... us. I mean us. 643 00:29:15,792 --> 00:29:19,541 Oh, Dev, what a face! 644 00:29:19,542 --> 00:29:21,292 What a personality! 645 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,041 - Wonderful. - Yeah. 646 00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:25,042 But I've got one request. 647 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:28,666 No one should find out you two are dons. 648 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:31,124 Otherwise the rest of the cast will get scared. 649 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:32,249 Don't worry at all. 650 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,792 We'll act so well, no one will even know we're acting. 651 00:29:36,292 --> 00:29:38,957 Even if we scream at you, don't mind it. 652 00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:40,457 Take your phones out. Take your phones out. 653 00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:42,832 But everything's sorted now. 654 00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:45,749 Take a selfie with the future stars. 655 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:46,666 - Yeah, right. - Selfie. 656 00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:47,625 Don't be scared. 657 00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:51,875 Fifty crores signing amount! 658 00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,375 Now that's what I call destiny. 659 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:56,500 Why are you doing this flop producer's film in a fake wig? 660 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:57,792 Let it be. 661 00:29:58,125 --> 00:30:01,083 If my luck's finally shining, why should I eclipse his? 662 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:04,083 Maybe his luck will shine too if I finish his film. 663 00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:07,333 It's all written in destiny. 664 00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:12,125 Destiny is what snatched me from my father years ago. 665 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,291 Major Vishwajeet Raj Kohli. 666 00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:21,042 One day, my father went on a mission for India and vanished. 667 00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:23,750 He's been missing in action for fifteen years. 668 00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:25,708 No one knows what happened to him. 669 00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:28,375 Let's bury the past. What's the latest? 670 00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:30,917 I forgot to tell you something, brother. 671 00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:33,625 Dev-Das have signed two more heroes. 672 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,375 Anna and Romeo. 673 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,541 And you're telling me this now? 674 00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:38,625 I just found out. 675 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:39,708 Call him! 676 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,542 Yes, Rajeev. 677 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:46,708 You said I was the solo hero. 678 00:30:46,833 --> 00:30:47,750 Who are the other two? 679 00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:50,042 They're just fillers, Rajeev. 680 00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:51,500 Just dogs. 681 00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:52,958 You're the elephant. 682 00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:54,667 Say that again. 683 00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:55,625 All right. 684 00:30:56,042 --> 00:30:57,041 You're the elephant, 685 00:30:57,042 --> 00:30:59,625 they're the dogs barking behind you. 686 00:31:01,042 --> 00:31:02,416 They're just dogs. 687 00:31:04,167 --> 00:31:05,417 Romeo bhai. 688 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:08,582 Hello. 689 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,083 Hey, Miniature. 690 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:14,124 Heard you signed some actor called Rajeev as hero. 691 00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:16,958 He's your dog. You're the elephant. 692 00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:19,667 All right, all right. 693 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:21,583 Just a dog. 694 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:25,833 Welcome, Minister sir. 695 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,542 Since you came, everything's been a mess 696 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:28,500 Blessing. 697 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,292 Sorry, I meant a blessing. 698 00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:32,417 Thakur has assembled an army of idiots. 699 00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:40,583 Hi. 700 00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:44,375 Hello. 701 00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:47,208 Why don't you sign my daughter as the heroine? 702 00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:50,708 If she's in the film, it'll surely flop. 703 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:53,374 Jenny as the heroine. Great idea. 704 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:54,458 Super Hit. 705 00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:55,625 Oh Dubey! 706 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,250 Me? A heroine? 707 00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:59,083 I am that talented. 708 00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:01,083 Das, she's our heroine. 709 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,458 Go, narrate her the scene. 710 00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:05,042 Please, please, please. 711 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,708 - Go narrate it to her. - You see... 712 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:09,958 Let's go over there. The other artists are waiting. 713 00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:10,917 - Okay, let's go. - Come. 714 00:32:19,792 --> 00:32:20,917 They have come. 715 00:32:21,292 --> 00:32:22,458 Rajeev? 716 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,958 Did you send money to the paparazzi? 717 00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:27,375 Yes, to every single one. 718 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,250 ♪ Welcome ♪ 719 00:32:34,792 --> 00:32:36,083 Our hero Rajeev. 720 00:32:36,417 --> 00:32:39,707 You guys... how do you always know where to pop up? 721 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,041 Sir, you called us. 722 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:41,957 Yeah... 723 00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,957 These fools take my money and expose me. 724 00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:44,833 I won't spare them. 725 00:32:44,958 --> 00:32:47,375 Why did you invite so many paparazzi? 726 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,708 Meet our producer, Mr. Sinha. 727 00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:51,124 Pleasure. 728 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,458 - Meet my friend, the Minister. - Okay. 729 00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:54,708 Ramprasad. 730 00:32:55,417 --> 00:32:57,250 And look... our other heroes are here too. 731 00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,208 Other heroes? 732 00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:06,250 You said I was the solo hero. 733 00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:08,083 They're dogs. I told you. 734 00:33:08,417 --> 00:33:09,333 Dogs. 735 00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:15,250 Isn't that him? 736 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:18,332 Yes, man's best friend. 737 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:20,333 - Dog. - Rascal. 738 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:27,957 - Hi, how are you? - Hello. 739 00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:28,957 Who is it? 740 00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:31,542 Hello. Hello. 741 00:33:33,167 --> 00:33:37,958 So you two are the ones we heard about. 742 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:42,541 So you two are the ones we never heard about. 743 00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:44,292 We're that in this film? 744 00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:45,958 What is "that"? 745 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:47,374 That... you know, that... 746 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:49,374 The one always with the heroine. 747 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:50,916 - Yes. - The heroine's mother? 748 00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:54,249 No, the one always around the heroine. 749 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,416 The guy who holds the umbrella? 750 00:33:55,417 --> 00:33:56,333 Shut up. 751 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,917 Without him, there is no film. 752 00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:01,333 Brother, he's talking about you. 753 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,541 Hero. 754 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:05,499 Oh... hero. That's me. 755 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,332 Listen, you worthless piece of trash. 756 00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:08,250 We're the heroes. 757 00:34:08,375 --> 00:34:11,832 We're the heroes. 758 00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:13,332 - We're the heroes. - Get lost. 759 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:15,958 - Cool down, cool down. - His career's already cooled down. 760 00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:17,624 Don't cross the line. 761 00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:19,749 Look, guys, the artists are here. 762 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:20,749 Top-class artists. 763 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,792 Bhojpuri artists. 764 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,083 Life's ruined... 765 00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:30,166 Still, we're legends. 766 00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:32,292 How many dogs are there in this film? 767 00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:34,417 See... amazing. 768 00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,667 TV stars. 769 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:38,500 There's more. 770 00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:40,666 We're are talented people. 771 00:34:40,667 --> 00:34:43,832 Whenever we appear on TV, we fill the whole screen. 772 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:46,999 And his talent is that he fits into the TV screen. 773 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:50,542 Good joke. 774 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:55,833 Man, these just won't end. 775 00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:58,542 The pride of Punjab. 776 00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:01,750 ♪ Time to celebrate, Time to have fun ♪ 777 00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:03,624 ♪ Time to celebrate, Time to have fun ♪ 778 00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:06,000 And look... our heroine has arrived. 779 00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:10,458 These legs look familiar. 780 00:35:15,792 --> 00:35:16,625 Nice. 781 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:21,042 Brother... your ex, in this film? 782 00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:22,042 Why? 783 00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:27,458 There's bad blood between Rajeev and her. Crossing. 784 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:30,624 If they come together, it'll be fights, 785 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:31,582 drama, over budget. 786 00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:33,292 - And the film will be... - Screwed. 787 00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:38,958 We heard Nadia was shooting an ad. 788 00:35:39,167 --> 00:35:41,957 She was in the pool, taking a dip... 789 00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:45,167 and we dove in too, and offered her the film. 790 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,916 So tell us, will you do our film, 791 00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:48,416 "Welcome to the Jungle"? 792 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:50,958 But Rajeev won't be my love interest. 793 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,957 - Then who? - It will be with the… 794 00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:54,708 other two actors in your film. 795 00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:56,166 Big fan. 796 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,458 Brother, they're hugging. 797 00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:04,416 Listen... you just scare her. 798 00:36:04,417 --> 00:36:05,749 - Understood? - Yes. 799 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:06,583 Thank you. 800 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:09,042 Nadia! 801 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:20,667 Photo! 802 00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:22,416 Photos, everyone. 803 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:23,292 Over here, you blind man. 804 00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:24,542 Yes, I know. 805 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:25,708 Okay Smile. 806 00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:26,917 Nice, one more. 807 00:36:27,292 --> 00:36:28,625 Nice, one more. 808 00:36:35,042 --> 00:36:35,875 Welcome. 809 00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:37,833 You must be wondering 810 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:40,708 what everyone's doing on an army training ground. 811 00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:43,875 As you all know, our film is based on the army. 812 00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:46,833 And all of you need basic military training. 813 00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:51,250 Like... firing a gun, throwing a grenade. 814 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:54,500 All that's okay, but who's coming? 815 00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:56,292 One and only trainer... 816 00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:57,958 Ustad Teja! 817 00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:02,667 And her strict orders are that we train along with the rest of you. 818 00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:12,958 Woman? 819 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,167 Not just any woman... 820 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:20,083 you're looking at the Beta Dogs Regiment's tactical instructor Tejaswini. 821 00:37:20,417 --> 00:37:24,250 I will turn insects like you into tigers. 822 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,042 And to begin with 823 00:37:27,042 --> 00:37:29,667 You... give me a slogan. 824 00:37:29,792 --> 00:37:30,999 Hip-hip hurray. 825 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:31,874 Shut up! 826 00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:33,958 You... 827 00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:36,375 Once more give it all you've got! 828 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,125 Good. Everyone, at the top of your voice… 829 00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:41,375 Once more... 830 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,499 Give it all you've got! 831 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:48,749 Yoga makes you fit. 832 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:50,167 Makes you fit. 833 00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:52,666 Running makes you agile. 834 00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:53,666 Agile. 835 00:37:53,667 --> 00:37:55,791 Chyavanprash gives you stamina... 836 00:37:55,792 --> 00:37:56,791 Sta-- 837 00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:02,499 Start. Move, let's go, let's go, let's go faster. 838 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,874 Run, you idiots. 839 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:04,916 Time's up. 840 00:38:04,917 --> 00:38:05,750 Faster. 841 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,583 - Move it. - What the... 842 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,042 - Let go of my hand. - Don't move. 843 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,374 You'll fall down. 844 00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:19,292 - Between the tyres! - Between the tyres! 845 00:38:19,417 --> 00:38:20,541 Go, go... 846 00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:21,708 Somebody stop him. 847 00:38:21,917 --> 00:38:25,791 You insects are going to crawl under these wires. 848 00:38:25,792 --> 00:38:26,667 Move. 849 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:29,749 Come on, move. 850 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:30,958 What did we get ourselves into? 851 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:33,208 - Leave me. - What did we get ourselves into? 852 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:35,166 Move faster, faster 853 00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:36,749 Anna! Anna! Save me! 854 00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:38,957 - You're scared of bullets. - What else am I supposed to be scared of? 855 00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:39,958 Where should we go? 856 00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:41,916 Where did you get him from? 857 00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:43,707 He's farting from below, and you're burping from above! 858 00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:45,124 Save me! Save me! 859 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:47,041 Go for it! 860 00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:49,250 - Rajeev,! - Yes ma, am. 861 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:50,500 Climb. 862 00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:53,958 - Fast. - See. Now that's a real hero. 863 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:55,167 Hey... 864 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,458 We did it. 865 00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:00,624 He's fit. 866 00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:02,125 But still a cheater. 867 00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:04,957 This is called the stab and pull-out drill. 868 00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:06,916 Hey! Put in Pull out! 869 00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:07,999 Shut up. 870 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,041 - Speak up. - Look ahead. 871 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,625 - There. - Blondie, throw this. 872 00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:17,042 Blondie, pick it up. 873 00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:20,333 Pull the pin and throw it. 874 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:22,125 Pin. 875 00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:31,957 Who exploded? 876 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:36,958 Blondie, I will kill you. 877 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,500 Brilliant, Anna. 878 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,750 Did any of your forefathers ever hold a gun? 879 00:39:47,125 --> 00:39:48,249 Nonsense. 880 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:50,291 Three targets, and you couldn't hit a single one. 881 00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:53,666 - You... - Anna. Anna. 882 00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:54,582 What did he just say? 883 00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:57,041 - Mangalorians can't shoot? - Don't listen to him, he's crazy. 884 00:39:57,042 --> 00:39:58,542 - I'll show him. Jump. - Huh. 885 00:39:58,708 --> 00:39:59,625 Jump. 886 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:01,707 Now look behind you. 887 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:05,749 Rajeev. Rajeev. 888 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:07,417 - Fire! - Can you help me? Please. 889 00:40:07,792 --> 00:40:08,625 Good. 890 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,417 - Reload. - Place it on your shoulder. 891 00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:12,167 - Aim. Fire. - Fire 892 00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:14,375 Good job. 893 00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:16,332 Oh my God, thank you so much! 894 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,333 Thank you. 895 00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:21,750 Come on. Jump. 896 00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:23,833 Madam, I've got vertigo. 897 00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:25,374 I said Jump. 898 00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:28,624 Madam, please. 899 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:29,292 Jump. 900 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:33,833 Oh God! 901 00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:35,375 Romeo! 902 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,292 And he thinks he can be the hero. 903 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:50,042 - Where did everybody go? - Aunty. 904 00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:52,250 Your mother's the auntie. 905 00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:53,750 Shut up! 906 00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:16,917 Run. I said run. 907 00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:19,375 Run. Run. I said run. 908 00:41:19,667 --> 00:41:21,542 Here comes the devil. 909 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:23,667 For the first time, 910 00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:25,833 The pumpkin's going to fall on the knife and get sliced. 911 00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:26,708 What? 912 00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:28,167 Who did you call a pumpkin? 913 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:29,832 Who did you call a pumpkin? 914 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,792 Look... Circuit's already blown a fuse. 915 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,582 Have you seen a knife? 916 00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:38,208 This is not called a knife. 917 00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:40,208 - Then? - This is called a "knife". 918 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:43,333 Whoa! 919 00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:45,708 Fire! 920 00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:53,500 Nainsukh. 921 00:41:54,542 --> 00:41:55,625 Sorry ma'am. 922 00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:56,833 Ma'am. 923 00:41:56,958 --> 00:41:58,208 - Go for it. - No, no no... 924 00:42:04,042 --> 00:42:05,332 - Sorry! - Blondie! 925 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,417 Go. 926 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,292 Amazing. 927 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:36,000 Jai Bhawani! 928 00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:49,332 ♪ Welcome ♪ 929 00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,999 ♪ To the jungle welcome ♪ 930 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:51,999 ♪ Welcome ♪ 931 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,624 ♪ Everyone come welcome ♪ 932 00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:54,499 Welcome 933 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,249 ♪ To the party come welcome ♪ 934 00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:59,458 ♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome ♪ 935 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,125 Go on, Dubey. 936 00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:08,749 What's the news? 937 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,958 - Sir, I've got good news. - What is it? 938 00:43:11,083 --> 00:43:14,457 I'm telling you, the shoot has started. 939 00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:18,375 - Yeah! - Taking… 940 00:43:18,917 --> 00:43:19,874 Yeah, okay! 941 00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:20,792 Start sound. 942 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,792 Cameras. Action! 943 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,375 - Brother! - He's dead. 944 00:43:33,917 --> 00:43:35,250 Sir, the jeep's flipped. 945 00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:36,374 Which jeep? 946 00:43:37,917 --> 00:43:38,832 He's dead. 947 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:40,875 Wasn't your brother an action star? 948 00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:45,750 He won't die easily. 949 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,375 Yes, my brother is still an action star. 950 00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:08,791 Two seconds later and he would've been dead. 951 00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:09,750 Rascal. 952 00:44:10,292 --> 00:44:11,167 It's really hot. 953 00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:13,166 Hot? You're feeling hot? 954 00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:14,083 Dubey! 955 00:44:14,708 --> 00:44:15,707 Yeah! Yes. 956 00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:17,458 Our heroine is feeling hot. 957 00:44:17,583 --> 00:44:19,083 Are you serious? 958 00:44:19,292 --> 00:44:21,582 Get the fan going. Turn it on. 959 00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:25,541 I wanted a fan, not a tornado. 960 00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:27,874 Big heroine, big fan. 961 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:28,707 Let's go! 962 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,999 So, Dubey, What's the update on the shoot? 963 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,624 Sir, shooting's in full swing. 964 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:37,458 Brilliant, Dubey. 965 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:40,457 Sir, I'm spending without holding back. 966 00:44:40,458 --> 00:44:41,999 Good. Spend as much as needed. 967 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 There shouldn't be any shortage of money. Understood, Dubey? 968 00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:47,583 - Here. Take it. Happy now. - Thank you, sir. 969 00:44:47,708 --> 00:44:50,499 Kashi rocks, Patna rocks, 970 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,166 Shut up, you idiots! Let me rest. 971 00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:54,666 Give me a massage. the whole city rocks... 972 00:44:55,667 --> 00:44:56,875 Shut up! 973 00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:01,042 Hey, idiot! Here's 3200. 974 00:45:01,292 --> 00:45:03,458 Keep the camera on me. I'm going to do a stunt. 975 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,333 That's… 976 00:45:05,542 --> 00:45:07,499 All right. But who are you, mister? 977 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,042 Start sound. Cameras. 978 00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:11,375 - Rolling... maybe. - Action! 979 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:24,332 Mind-blowing. Fantabulous. 980 00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:26,083 - Hey, Director! - Yes, Anna. 981 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:27,292 What's mind-blowing? 982 00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:30,708 I want to do what that loser did. 983 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:33,792 You mean the stunt. 984 00:45:33,917 --> 00:45:35,958 Stunt or whatever, I want to do it. 985 00:45:36,917 --> 00:45:37,917 Ready? 986 00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:39,291 Action! 987 00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:44,624 Director. Director. I don't want to do action. 988 00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:46,791 Get me down, I have vertigo. 989 00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:48,208 Say cut, director. 990 00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,874 Why is he screaming? 991 00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:50,874 You know? 992 00:45:50,875 --> 00:45:52,249 You wouldn't be screaming at all. 993 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,166 Why? 994 00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,999 The chopper would never have taken off with you. 995 00:45:56,583 --> 00:45:58,458 - Get me down. I have vertigo. - What is this? 996 00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:00,417 He's ruined the whole shot. 997 00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:02,250 Why do you hire people like him? 998 00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:04,125 I have vertigo. I have vertigo. 999 00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:05,791 That's his job, Anna. 1000 00:46:05,792 --> 00:46:07,291 It's not your job to hang like this. 1001 00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:09,999 You've left me hanging, Ramprasad Udyavar. 1002 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,582 I started such an expensive film on your advice. 1003 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:13,417 Look, Sinha. 1004 00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:14,667 I told you before. 1005 00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:17,667 If the opposition comes to power, I can't help you. 1006 00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:18,791 Bye. 1007 00:46:18,792 --> 00:46:21,417 Hello. Hello. Hello. 1008 00:46:21,833 --> 00:46:23,541 Hello. 1009 00:46:23,542 --> 00:46:24,292 Hello? 1010 00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:26,666 Mr. Sinha, it's an IT raid. 1011 00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:30,208 Calm down, Mr. Sinha. Calm down. 1012 00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:34,249 No calm, sir! I'm bringing a revolution. 1013 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,917 Boom. Boom. Boom. 1014 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:38,375 I've planted explosives everywhere. 1015 00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:41,457 Just give me the signal on that tower. 1016 00:46:41,458 --> 00:46:42,333 What's he saying? 1017 00:46:42,542 --> 00:46:44,666 He's saying there's a detonator up there. 1018 00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:47,708 As soon as it's pressed, there'll be a small 100-gram blast. 1019 00:46:48,417 --> 00:46:51,707 After that, he's loaded it with 750 kilos of explosives. 1020 00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:53,625 - he'll blow everyone up. Right? - Yes. 1021 00:46:57,417 --> 00:46:58,250 Hey? 1022 00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:01,541 He's saying budget is not an issue. Blow it up. 1023 00:47:01,542 --> 00:47:02,749 Hallelujah. Hallelujah. 1024 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:03,792 Come on, clear the ground. 1025 00:47:03,917 --> 00:47:05,708 Let me set the shot. Full lights. 1026 00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:07,666 It's daylight! 1027 00:47:09,167 --> 00:47:12,042 We'll shoot the climax here. 1028 00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,417 Rajeev, this is your death scene. 1029 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:16,750 You get shot, and your chapter ends. 1030 00:47:17,208 --> 00:47:18,333 Good riddance. 1031 00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:19,958 The moment you're shot, 1032 00:47:20,292 --> 00:47:25,250 you close your eyes and die. 1033 00:47:25,417 --> 00:47:27,542 As soon as you close your eyes, 1034 00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:31,457 Nadia and Anna will embrace each other in a tight hug in happiness. 1035 00:47:31,458 --> 00:47:32,417 Too much happily. 1036 00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:34,874 Nice. Nice. 1037 00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:40,874 I guess Dev-Das won't stop till they turn you… 1038 00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:42,958 into Amitabh Bachchan of action films. 1039 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,416 Yes. 1040 00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:47,833 But this Amitabh Bachchan just won't die. 1041 00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:49,667 - What? - Ready? 1042 00:47:49,917 --> 00:47:52,375 - Start sound. Cameras. - Rolling. 1043 00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:55,917 Action! 1044 00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:06,917 Fire. 1045 00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:18,041 Baljeet! 1046 00:48:18,042 --> 00:48:19,958 - No! - Oh, God. 1047 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,582 Why isn't he dying? 1048 00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:41,792 What is this? 1049 00:48:42,875 --> 00:48:44,666 Hey, Shoot him again. Twice. 1050 00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:45,458 Okay. 1051 00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:54,958 He's dead. 1052 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,458 Just die. 1053 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:04,582 Die. 1054 00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:06,292 Are they shooting him with bullets or vitamins? 1055 00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:07,374 He keeps getting up. 1056 00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:08,708 He just won't die. 1057 00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:10,458 He's not going to die. 1058 00:49:11,792 --> 00:49:13,500 He knows what happens if he dies. 1059 00:49:13,667 --> 00:49:15,333 I'll kill him. 1060 00:49:29,958 --> 00:49:31,457 Just die already! 1061 00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:32,583 Dev-Das! 1062 00:49:33,167 --> 00:49:34,417 Coming, Romeo, coming. 1063 00:49:36,458 --> 00:49:37,917 Why won't you die? 1064 00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:39,500 I'm putting some soul into dying. 1065 00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:41,291 Who puts soul into dying? 1066 00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:43,708 Oh God, these actors are at it again. 1067 00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:46,124 Dev-Das, what did you say he was? 1068 00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:48,208 A dog! But he's a damn cat! 1069 00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:50,832 We knock him down nine times, he still won't die. 1070 00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:52,208 Turn off the camera, come on. 1071 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:54,583 Just use real bullets and die! 1072 00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,000 What? 1073 00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:59,125 Bloody goldfish, you want to shoot me! 1074 00:49:59,292 --> 00:50:00,542 Let me go. 1075 00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:02,333 I'll shoot you. 1076 00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:05,083 Have you lost your mind? 1077 00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:06,832 Have you lost it? 1078 00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,042 Okay, done blast. 1079 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,167 Hallelujah. 1080 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,291 Das! Das! 1081 00:50:12,292 --> 00:50:15,833 Tell Dominic not to trigger the blast. 1082 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,832 Dominic... blast... 1083 00:50:20,667 --> 00:50:22,791 Signal received. Okay. 1084 00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:27,291 Stop it! 1085 00:50:28,542 --> 00:50:29,250 ♪ Welcome ♪ 1086 00:50:29,375 --> 00:50:30,958 ♪ To the jungle welcome ♪ 1087 00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:31,958 ♪ Welcome ♪ 1088 00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:33,749 ♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪ 1089 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:34,582 ♪ Welcome ♪ 1090 00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:36,542 ♪ To the party, come welcome ♪ 1091 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:38,792 - Give me the phone... - At least... 1092 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:46,958 Diwali! 1093 00:50:51,167 --> 00:50:52,667 Why am I panicking? 1094 00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:54,833 We were supposed to blow it up. 1095 00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:56,708 But that's... 1096 00:50:58,458 --> 00:50:59,957 - Excuse me! - Yes? 1097 00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:01,458 - That carpet too. - Yes. 1098 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,667 Du... Du... Dubey. 1099 00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:06,458 My secret phone. 1100 00:51:06,583 --> 00:51:07,582 Dubey. 1101 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:11,207 Who is this? 1102 00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:12,374 It's me. Sinha. 1103 00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:14,374 Sir. Good news. 1104 00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:16,874 That 142 crores set we were supposed to blow up... 1105 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:17,957 you didn't blow it up? 1106 00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,041 Why wouldn't I? 1107 00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:20,082 That's exactly why I'm here. 1108 00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:22,083 It's gone, sir. In pieces. 1109 00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:25,750 And do you know what's bonus? 1110 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:26,750 What? 1111 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,833 The camera wasn't on. 1112 00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:31,417 You weren't supposed to blow it up. 1113 00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:32,208 Why? 1114 00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:35,250 The income tax raided me, Dubey. 1115 00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:38,207 From the carpet to my pants, they took everything. 1116 00:51:38,208 --> 00:51:39,458 What do we do now? 1117 00:51:39,625 --> 00:51:42,832 Finish this film in one day. 1118 00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:45,457 We've only got one way to make money. 1119 00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:47,916 Make me a hit film. 1120 00:51:47,917 --> 00:51:49,916 Or I'll shoot everyone. 1121 00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:55,083 Beg them to complete the film. 1122 00:52:03,417 --> 00:52:05,041 Now what can I do? 1123 00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:06,708 Isn't Dubey sounding absurd? 1124 00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,707 How will we finish shooting in one day? 1125 00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:09,791 It's all his fault. 1126 00:52:09,792 --> 00:52:12,457 Yes. I kept telling him not to blow it up. 1127 00:52:12,458 --> 00:52:13,791 But he didn't listen. 1128 00:52:13,792 --> 00:52:15,707 You didn't say anything. 1129 00:52:15,708 --> 00:52:17,292 I was signalling you... don't blow it up. 1130 00:52:17,417 --> 00:52:19,374 - What did you do? - Think about what we do next? 1131 00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:20,249 And how will we do it? 1132 00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:22,874 We don't have a set or a location or money. 1133 00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:23,666 How do we do it? 1134 00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:24,791 I know about a location. 1135 00:52:24,792 --> 00:52:26,250 It's 20 kilometres from the border. 1136 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:27,458 Azadganj 1137 00:52:27,667 --> 00:52:30,332 That village matches exactly with your set. 1138 00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:31,916 It can be of use to you. 1139 00:52:31,917 --> 00:52:34,417 But... let me warn you. 1140 00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:35,957 There is a problem. 1141 00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:38,125 - Will the location cost money? - Free. It's free. 1142 00:52:38,250 --> 00:52:39,416 Will we need permission? 1143 00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,457 Why need permission when it's free? 1144 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:42,708 Then what is the problem? 1145 00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:44,917 Some villagers live in the village. 1146 00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:46,750 Villagers in the village? 1147 00:52:47,042 --> 00:52:48,167 No... 1148 00:52:48,292 --> 00:52:50,875 We'll use the villagers as background. 1149 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,583 Yes, we won't tell the actors they are villagers, 1150 00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:55,916 Otherwise, they won't cooperate. 1151 00:52:55,917 --> 00:52:56,582 No, no. 1152 00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:57,707 And don't worry about the shoot. 1153 00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:59,791 I will put up cameras all over the village. 1154 00:52:59,792 --> 00:53:01,082 We'll finish shooting in a single day. 1155 00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:03,292 - There is another problem. - What? 1156 00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:05,416 There is no road to this village? 1157 00:53:05,417 --> 00:53:07,708 Do the villagers fly to their village? 1158 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,457 What are you talking about? 1159 00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:10,958 I have three helicopters on standby. 1160 00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:13,250 They have been paid in full for both ways. 1161 00:53:13,417 --> 00:53:14,541 They will have to bring us back. 1162 00:53:14,542 --> 00:53:15,457 There is a problem. 1163 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,707 What are you talking about? 1164 00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:18,499 Location is not a problem. We don't need permission. 1165 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:19,457 There are villagers in the village. 1166 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:20,416 We have helicopters! 1167 00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:21,374 What problem do you have? 1168 00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:25,250 What is the problem? Why did you blow it up? 1169 00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:28,583 You guys didn't hear the main problem. 1170 00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:31,708 The main problem... Hallelujah. 1171 00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,792 Hey... brother. 1172 00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:35,583 How is this even possible? 1173 00:53:35,792 --> 00:53:37,375 Do you have a brain or bullshit? 1174 00:53:37,542 --> 00:53:39,375 How can we finish shooting in a single day? 1175 00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:40,375 Hey, Pen drive. 1176 00:53:40,792 --> 00:53:41,708 Yes, bro. 1177 00:53:41,875 --> 00:53:43,458 Are you making a film or instant noodles? 1178 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,208 Finish shooting in a day? 1179 00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:47,708 He's not ready to die in the film, 1180 00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:49,332 and you are screwing with the film. 1181 00:53:49,333 --> 00:53:51,291 You said you'll give me that. 1182 00:53:51,292 --> 00:53:51,833 What? 1183 00:53:51,958 --> 00:53:54,207 That thing that heroes get in the film. 1184 00:53:54,208 --> 00:53:54,874 Heroine? 1185 00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:55,957 Did you promise him that? 1186 00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:57,208 What are you saying, Anna? 1187 00:53:57,375 --> 00:53:58,624 This is a family film. 1188 00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:01,250 Not at all... I never said that. 1189 00:54:01,375 --> 00:54:02,500 Hold on. 1190 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,542 Brother will do no such thing. 1191 00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:06,333 I am ready to do it. 1192 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:07,916 One day, brother? 1193 00:54:07,917 --> 00:54:09,417 Let's end this chapter in one day. 1194 00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:11,999 I cannot tolerate this anymore. 1195 00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:16,458 I cannot see them hugging each other. 1196 00:54:19,542 --> 00:54:20,542 I am ready. 1197 00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:22,792 I don't want to see their faces. 1198 00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:24,708 But your face was priceless 1199 00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:27,833 when she was with me. 1200 00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:31,916 I really wanna mop the floor with you two. 1201 00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:32,749 Listen, Mrs. Doubtfire. 1202 00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,500 If you like mopping so much, mop the floor. 1203 00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:35,624 The floor is pretty dirty. 1204 00:54:35,625 --> 00:54:37,541 Even your face is pretty dirty. 1205 00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:38,667 Do you want me to mop that? 1206 00:54:38,792 --> 00:54:39,707 - Hey... - Calm down. 1207 00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:40,416 Calm down, guys. 1208 00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:41,916 - Wait a minute. - Why do you keep fighting over everything? 1209 00:54:41,917 --> 00:54:43,957 Shut up! Hopping like a frog. 1210 00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:45,707 Don't call a rhinoceros a frog. 1211 00:54:45,708 --> 00:54:46,667 Just stop it. 1212 00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:47,958 You go fish. 1213 00:54:48,125 --> 00:54:49,374 Go to hell all of you. 1214 00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:51,667 We have no interest in going to your home. 1215 00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:53,042 Stop it. 1216 00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:54,292 Why you... 1217 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,749 - What are you doing? - What did you do, idiot? 1218 00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:57,708 What is this? 1219 00:55:00,042 --> 00:55:03,291 - It's not acid. It's water. - Stop overacting! It's water 1220 00:55:03,292 --> 00:55:04,207 Why you... 1221 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:05,750 Beat him. Beat him. 1222 00:55:05,875 --> 00:55:06,999 What are you guys doing? 1223 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,625 Stop them, Anna. 1224 00:55:08,792 --> 00:55:10,042 Today is my rest day. 1225 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,041 Calm Down. 1226 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,707 If you guys keep fighting this way, 1227 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:16,292 the film will never get completed nor will anyone get paid. 1228 00:55:17,708 --> 00:55:19,667 - No lying down, sit down. - Yes. 1229 00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:23,875 Stop blabbering! 1230 00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:26,542 The set blew up because of you guys. 1231 00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:28,166 Sinha sir has clearly said, 1232 00:55:28,167 --> 00:55:29,874 if the film doesn't get completed in two days, 1233 00:55:29,875 --> 00:55:31,500 no one gets the final payment. 1234 00:55:31,792 --> 00:55:34,041 We'll leave for the shoot tomorrow 1235 00:55:34,042 --> 00:55:35,583 and go to a real location. 1236 00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:38,333 That location is very similar to our set. 1237 00:55:38,458 --> 00:55:41,375 Yes. And the cameras will be all over. 1238 00:55:41,542 --> 00:55:43,291 Like in Bigg Boss house. 1239 00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:44,500 We'll finish shooting in a single day. 1240 00:55:44,667 --> 00:55:48,917 There you will meet some talented actors with a theatre background. 1241 00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:53,458 And you all have to improvise with them. 1242 00:55:53,667 --> 00:55:56,625 We'll be there with you in uniform. 1243 00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:58,291 Since he'll be holding the camera, 1244 00:55:58,292 --> 00:55:59,542 he can pan on anyone at any time. 1245 00:55:59,667 --> 00:56:02,082 And according to production, 1246 00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:04,375 no assistant, no vanity van, no makeup. 1247 00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:05,917 And most importantly... 1248 00:56:10,042 --> 00:56:12,333 - Did he say something? - I didn't understand. 1249 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:14,042 - Correct. - Understood? 1250 00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:17,542 He's saying everyone should be ready at 7 am. 1251 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,957 The helicopter will be there. 1252 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,500 - Correct? - That's what I said. 1253 00:56:20,792 --> 00:56:23,750 ♪ Welcome welcome welcome ♪ 1254 00:56:28,458 --> 00:56:30,917 Dominic... why the long face? 1255 00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:32,583 Everything is set now. 1256 00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:34,207 You guys didn't listen to me. 1257 00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:37,124 If we didn't listen to you, then how are we here with the works? 1258 00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:39,457 I mean... you didn't hear me out completely. 1259 00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:40,958 Fine, we didn't listen. Tell us now. 1260 00:56:41,083 --> 00:56:43,917 What I'm going to say now is bad. 1261 00:56:44,042 --> 00:56:46,249 Whether it's bad or not, just tell us. 1262 00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:48,874 It's both. It's bad and it's the whole truth. 1263 00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:50,957 The village I told you about 1264 00:56:50,958 --> 00:56:52,957 is often raided by mujahideen. 1265 00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:57,958 Mujahideen? Alauddin's brother? 1266 00:56:58,333 --> 00:56:59,957 No, man. 1267 00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:02,125 Mujahideen terrorists. 1268 00:57:05,917 --> 00:57:07,167 Dacoits. 1269 00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:08,958 Yes terrorists! 1270 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:11,792 His name is Zatara! 1271 00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:24,125 Hey man, 1272 00:57:24,292 --> 00:57:26,499 I've decided not to go with you. 1273 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,958 The helicopter's going to drop you 1274 00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:29,874 and pick you up at 5:30 pm. 1275 00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:31,458 Bye. Hallelujah. 1276 00:57:33,542 --> 00:57:35,625 It's okay. They don't come often. 1277 00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:39,750 Right. They must be those small-time radicals. 1278 00:57:48,667 --> 00:57:50,249 We are not that unlucky 1279 00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:52,207 that they will show up when we arrive. 1280 00:57:52,208 --> 00:57:53,250 - They show up rarely. - Exactly. 1281 00:57:56,292 --> 00:57:57,792 Run! 1282 00:58:07,125 --> 00:58:09,042 Run! They're here! 1283 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:23,708 And that cross-eyed Dominic made it sound like it's an entire army. 1284 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:24,832 To hell with them! 1285 00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:33,208 Villagers! 1286 00:58:34,958 --> 00:58:36,708 Remember, Zatara personally told 1287 00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:39,083 you not to touch that well. 1288 00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:41,792 And he tried to drink from that well. 1289 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,125 Rascals! 1290 00:59:09,667 --> 00:59:11,708 You two belong to our village. 1291 00:59:12,292 --> 00:59:13,500 You joined hands with them. 1292 00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,500 This attitude of yours... makes Zatara 1293 00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:28,083 crazy about you. 1294 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:41,500 Zatara! Set Azadganj free! 1295 00:59:43,542 --> 00:59:44,958 Father! 1296 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:49,167 Dad. Dad... 1297 00:59:51,042 --> 00:59:53,958 Neither Azadganj, nor Zoya... 1298 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:57,292 Zatara share them with anyone. 1299 00:59:57,417 --> 01:00:00,833 Anyone who interferes will be reduced to dust. 1300 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,958 The day will come when you'll be reduced to dust. 1301 01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:16,042 The day will come when you will accept Zatara's love. 1302 01:00:19,042 --> 01:00:21,250 Your obsession will never come true. 1303 01:00:28,833 --> 01:00:33,875 All of you pray that the Indian government 1304 01:00:34,542 --> 01:00:36,500 gives in to our demands by 5:30 pm. 1305 01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:39,042 If I see any activity in this village before that, 1306 01:00:39,833 --> 01:00:41,542 then no one will be spared. 1307 01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:53,417 What is the old woman saying? 1308 01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:54,708 One minute. 1309 01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:56,042 Old woman... 1310 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,250 either you speak, or you cry. 1311 01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:02,292 Auntie is absolutely right. 1312 01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:07,083 How did he understand him? 1313 01:01:08,625 --> 01:01:10,125 Old man... 1314 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:12,667 you think you understand her? 1315 01:01:20,375 --> 01:01:21,291 What? 1316 01:01:21,292 --> 01:01:22,917 Better face the reality. 1317 01:01:24,083 --> 01:01:25,708 They both are crazy? 1318 01:01:25,833 --> 01:01:26,958 You're right, brother. 1319 01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:29,083 Let's go. 1320 01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:36,500 Lord... is there anyone who can free us from this captivity? 1321 01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:46,125 Send someone to free us from Zatara's wrath. 1322 01:01:48,917 --> 01:01:50,124 Ready. 1323 01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:50,916 Camera. 1324 01:01:50,917 --> 01:01:52,167 - Rolling. - Yes. 1325 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,500 Show us their faces. 1326 01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:14,208 Those who will be our armour... and our arsenal. 1327 01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:16,875 Bend over, fatso. Bend down. 1328 01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:17,958 Climb up. 1329 01:02:19,833 --> 01:02:21,167 - Bye, guys. - See you soon. 1330 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,167 Shower your grace from the skies. 1331 01:02:35,542 --> 01:02:36,542 Let's go. 1332 01:03:01,042 --> 01:03:02,167 Why did you push me? 1333 01:03:02,292 --> 01:03:04,625 I didn't push you, I kicked you. 1334 01:03:04,792 --> 01:03:05,708 Yes! 1335 01:03:06,042 --> 01:03:07,042 Help me. 1336 01:03:07,875 --> 01:03:08,958 What are you doing? 1337 01:03:09,917 --> 01:03:11,417 Come on, baby. 1338 01:03:13,042 --> 01:03:14,166 Help me. 1339 01:03:14,167 --> 01:03:16,792 Hey... she won't go with you. 1340 01:03:16,958 --> 01:03:17,958 Get lost. 1341 01:03:18,250 --> 01:03:19,292 Rajeev. 1342 01:03:19,917 --> 01:03:21,374 Help me also. 1343 01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:24,625 Let's go, horsey. Come on. 1344 01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:31,582 Listen carefully, guys. 1345 01:03:31,583 --> 01:03:33,708 We have installed cameras everywhere. 1346 01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:35,708 We'll say action now 1347 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:38,749 and cut directly at 5:30 pm. 1348 01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:40,542 - Right. - This is called guerrilla shooting. 1349 01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:41,957 What is it called? 1350 01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:42,916 Guerilla shooting! 1351 01:03:42,917 --> 01:03:43,957 What is it called? 1352 01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:45,500 Guerilla shooting! 1353 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:51,708 Gorilla sound? 1354 01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:53,583 Gorilla! 1355 01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,124 Indian army! 1356 01:03:55,125 --> 01:03:56,875 - What? - Show me. 1357 01:04:00,375 --> 01:04:02,667 The Indian Army in Azadganj for the first time. 1358 01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:04,708 And we're feasting on fruits. 1359 01:04:05,167 --> 01:04:06,083 Here you go. 1360 01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:09,125 Go on, Abdullah. 1361 01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:10,958 We're guarding the Sector 14 mines. 1362 01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:13,208 And the update is that the Indian army is here. 1363 01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:16,250 If you can, please check from your binoculars. 1364 01:04:18,583 --> 01:04:20,125 - Indian army? - Yes. 1365 01:04:20,292 --> 01:04:22,958 I think my binoculars are busted. 1366 01:04:23,167 --> 01:04:24,917 The Indian army is not in range. 1367 01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:26,958 But I can see you two. 1368 01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:30,083 And we can see them, sir. 1369 01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:31,208 How many? 1370 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:33,958 Sir... I have only 50 rupees. 1371 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,083 50 rupees? 1372 01:04:36,583 --> 01:04:37,666 Idiot. 1373 01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:39,417 - How many army personnel? - Check, check. 1374 01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:43,833 Twelve men. 1375 01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:46,583 Two women. 1376 01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:48,708 And a child as well. 1377 01:04:49,125 --> 01:04:52,500 The Indian army is vacationing with family and kids. 1378 01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:57,375 It's a good thing we gave guns and grenades to Abdullah. 1379 01:04:58,250 --> 01:05:01,917 Abdullah, what's in your hand? 1380 01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:03,667 Radio phone, sir. 1381 01:05:03,958 --> 01:05:05,499 In your other hand. 1382 01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:08,958 - In my other hand... - It's power. Pure power. 1383 01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:09,958 Custard apple? 1384 01:05:10,083 --> 01:05:11,625 Use it. 1385 01:05:11,792 --> 01:05:13,374 Throw it at them. 1386 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:14,957 Throw a custard apple? 1387 01:05:14,958 --> 01:05:16,583 If he says, then throw it. 1388 01:05:29,542 --> 01:05:31,042 Custard apple exploded! 1389 01:05:31,208 --> 01:05:32,582 And exploded how? 1390 01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:38,292 Hey... what was that? 1391 01:05:38,417 --> 01:05:41,582 Nothing. Just like mic testing, this was blast testing. 1392 01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:42,958 Dominic must have sat on it again by mistake. 1393 01:05:43,083 --> 01:05:45,541 Oh, wow! 1394 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:46,958 Let's go. 1395 01:05:49,792 --> 01:05:51,292 General Vikram Singh 1396 01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:54,042 Sir. Zatara. 1397 01:05:58,250 --> 01:05:59,207 Yup. 1398 01:05:59,208 --> 01:06:01,917 I'm sure you heard the blast. 1399 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,207 What blast? 1400 01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:06,582 You caught four of our men from the Burhan border. 1401 01:06:06,583 --> 01:06:08,292 And now you sent the army. 1402 01:06:08,542 --> 01:06:09,208 Army? 1403 01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:10,708 - Balbeer. - Sir. 1404 01:06:10,958 --> 01:06:12,833 Did you send any units from here? 1405 01:06:13,042 --> 01:06:13,833 No, sir. 1406 01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:16,958 Then, which unit is he talking about? 1407 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:21,124 Zatara, you run anti-national operations from no-man's land? 1408 01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:22,958 and hold villagers hostage? 1409 01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:25,833 If the UN hadn't tied our hands, 1410 01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:27,958 I'd have crushed that misconception. 1411 01:06:28,125 --> 01:06:30,250 You guys are delusional. 1412 01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:35,750 If my demands are not met by 5:30 pm today... 1413 01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:37,958 If my men are not released, 1414 01:06:38,167 --> 01:06:46,042 then the people of Azadganj will die just like your soldiers did. 1415 01:06:47,292 --> 01:06:48,917 Which soldiers did he kill? 1416 01:06:49,417 --> 01:06:50,917 Which soldiers did he kill? 1417 01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:02,542 Who are these people? 1418 01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:04,458 Are they actors as well? 1419 01:07:04,917 --> 01:07:06,083 The Indian army survived. 1420 01:07:06,208 --> 01:07:08,708 According to the script, these people are terrorists. 1421 01:07:09,083 --> 01:07:09,917 Take charge. 1422 01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:12,125 Let's go, everyone. 1423 01:07:15,542 --> 01:07:17,333 - Look ahead. - I know that. 1424 01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:19,458 Aren't you a terrorist? 1425 01:07:20,375 --> 01:07:22,042 - You came here to kill us, didn't you? - Yes. 1426 01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:24,166 Don't just stand there like a loser. 1427 01:07:24,167 --> 01:07:27,833 He looks like Abdullah Whose gate crashed a wedding. 1428 01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:29,750 He knows my name. 1429 01:07:29,917 --> 01:07:31,917 - Hey... what are you hiding? - Show me. 1430 01:07:32,083 --> 01:07:32,958 What are you hiding? 1431 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:34,291 - You're a terrorist, aren't you? - Yes. 1432 01:07:34,292 --> 01:07:36,250 - Then shoot me here. - No, no. 1433 01:07:36,375 --> 01:07:38,958 - Alright, shoot me here. - No, no. 1434 01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:40,041 Shoot me. 1435 01:07:40,042 --> 01:07:41,291 Don't shoot him. Shoot me. 1436 01:07:41,292 --> 01:07:42,957 I have 35 years of experience. 1437 01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:44,208 Action! Cut! 1438 01:07:44,375 --> 01:07:45,375 Action! Cut! 1439 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:47,582 Action! Cut! 1440 01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:48,541 Forgive us. 1441 01:07:48,542 --> 01:07:50,125 We are villagers. We were led astray. 1442 01:07:50,292 --> 01:07:52,582 From now on, we'll fight together. 1443 01:07:52,583 --> 01:07:53,916 - Long live the Indian Army! - He's a good actor. 1444 01:07:53,917 --> 01:07:54,958 Down with Zatara! 1445 01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:56,583 Long live the Indian Army. 1446 01:07:56,750 --> 01:07:59,208 - Down with Zatara! - I think the villain's name is Zatara. 1447 01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:02,833 Zatara. Sounds better than Mogambo and Gabbar. 1448 01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:03,957 Hands off. 1449 01:08:03,958 --> 01:08:07,749 Together with you, we'll set Azadganj free. 1450 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:10,083 But first, you've got to stand up and show us Azadganj. 1451 01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:11,624 - Yes, let's go. - Come on. 1452 01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:13,249 Come here this way. 1453 01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:20,042 This way. 1454 01:08:24,458 --> 01:08:25,792 Run! 1455 01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:29,999 Run, they are here again. 1456 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,292 Run run fast 1457 01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:34,625 Go inside. Go inside. Close the door. 1458 01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,583 Hey. 1459 01:08:55,958 --> 01:08:57,833 Why did you stop? Did you run into a signal? 1460 01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:02,833 I don't want to do this film. 1461 01:09:03,458 --> 01:09:05,542 Brother. We're getting millions. 1462 01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:08,125 Money always changes my mind. 1463 01:09:16,542 --> 01:09:18,083 The location is very authentic. 1464 01:09:18,333 --> 01:09:19,416 Where are all the actors? 1465 01:09:19,417 --> 01:09:22,625 Villagers. You are all mistaken. 1466 01:09:23,042 --> 01:09:24,708 They are not Zatara's men. 1467 01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,166 The Indian army is here to help us. 1468 01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:28,500 Come out. 1469 01:09:28,792 --> 01:09:29,875 Come out. 1470 01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:31,083 Don't be scared. 1471 01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,249 Come on. They are here for us. 1472 01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:34,292 Come on. 1473 01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:35,667 Everyone, come out. 1474 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:12,083 Brother, look at the crowd. 1475 01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:15,125 It's really good casting. The characters look authentic. 1476 01:10:15,958 --> 01:10:16,958 Authentic. 1477 01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:20,083 Auntie... The Indian army. 1478 01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:22,292 I don't believe it. 1479 01:10:22,542 --> 01:10:23,833 He even cast old folks. 1480 01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,417 Hats off to Dev-Das. 1481 01:10:26,667 --> 01:10:27,542 Villagers... 1482 01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:29,792 God has answered our prayers. 1483 01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:31,624 We both were fools 1484 01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:34,042 to side with Zatara. 1485 01:10:34,292 --> 01:10:36,708 But now we have realised our mistake. 1486 01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:37,457 Yes. 1487 01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:40,542 The Indian army made us realise our mistake. 1488 01:10:40,667 --> 01:10:43,957 They have come to free Azadganj. 1489 01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:45,250 You guys come now... 1490 01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:48,792 Finally, you remembered us... 1491 01:10:51,875 --> 01:10:53,167 After so much bloodshed, 1492 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:56,958 dead bodies and violence? 1493 01:10:57,833 --> 01:10:58,958 And you guys show up now. 1494 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:02,583 We've been waiting for ages. 1495 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,042 And you think of us now. 1496 01:11:05,667 --> 01:11:08,333 We've been living a life of humiliation. 1497 01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:11,792 We've been suffering 1498 01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:13,833 and starving to death every minute. 1499 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:16,917 Sorry. 1500 01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:19,125 What did he eat? 1501 01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,833 If she says all the dialogues, 1502 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:23,875 what am I doing in the film? 1503 01:11:25,083 --> 01:11:25,958 Glamour! 1504 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:29,042 Have you come to bury our bodies? 1505 01:11:29,917 --> 01:11:31,083 You gave her such a nice role. 1506 01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:32,166 She will overshadow all of us. 1507 01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:34,041 She's a legend. 1508 01:11:34,042 --> 01:11:35,957 Look, you are mis-- 1509 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,917 See what? See what? 1510 01:11:38,042 --> 01:11:39,333 - My hair. - See what? 1511 01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:40,750 What an actor. 1512 01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:42,542 Where were you? 1513 01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:45,333 20 years have passed. 1514 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:47,458 And you show up now. 1515 01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:52,583 Where were you these past 20 years? 1516 01:11:53,167 --> 01:11:53,958 You're overdoing it now. 1517 01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:55,083 Down. Down. 1518 01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:55,958 Overdoing... 1519 01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:57,208 Overdoing what? 1520 01:11:57,875 --> 01:11:59,375 This is not our frustration. 1521 01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:03,708 It is our bane that cries out through this plea. 1522 01:12:04,583 --> 01:12:05,708 Overdoing? 1523 01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:08,917 Why that... 1524 01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:10,208 Method acting. 1525 01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:11,542 She's spitting on my shoe. 1526 01:12:11,667 --> 01:12:12,542 Method acting. 1527 01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:14,458 Stop it, Zoya. Stop it. 1528 01:12:24,833 --> 01:12:25,792 What is she saying? 1529 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,207 Either she's a really good actor 1530 01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:35,083 or she doesn't remember her dialogues. 1531 01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:38,792 Auntie is absolutely right. 1532 01:12:40,167 --> 01:12:41,125 Absolutely right. 1533 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:43,333 How did he understand? 1534 01:12:48,458 --> 01:12:50,458 Where is the sound coming from? 1535 01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:53,417 Over there. 1536 01:13:02,667 --> 01:13:04,208 Why is he tied up? 1537 01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:05,958 It's because of Zatara. 1538 01:13:07,167 --> 01:13:08,958 Zatara gave strict instructions, 1539 01:13:09,542 --> 01:13:13,167 that this well of Azadganj is off limits for us. 1540 01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:16,958 And yet this innocent child tried to drink water from that well 1541 01:13:17,125 --> 01:13:19,167 and Zatara tied him up 1542 01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:23,250 and gave orders to let him starve. 1543 01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:31,750 What are you looking up for? 1544 01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:34,583 Everything he's saying is going over my head. 1545 01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:38,041 Hey, specy. Keep this 4500. 1546 01:13:38,042 --> 01:13:39,083 Keep the camera on me. 1547 01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:40,333 I'm going to say my dialogue. 1548 01:13:43,042 --> 01:13:44,416 But who are you, mister? 1549 01:13:44,417 --> 01:13:46,291 I've got your money from earlier. 1550 01:13:47,917 --> 01:13:48,999 Give me blessings, please. 1551 01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:52,250 I have understood everything. 1552 01:13:52,958 --> 01:13:54,208 Don't worry. 1553 01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:56,208 No harm will come to this village. 1554 01:13:56,958 --> 01:13:57,708 Zoya... 1555 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:02,292 I will return those 20 years that you lost. 1556 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:05,792 And not a single person 1557 01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:08,875 from this village will be Zatara's pawn anymore. 1558 01:14:10,542 --> 01:14:11,625 Uncle Murad, 1559 01:14:12,250 --> 01:14:15,291 No one will face any consequences. 1560 01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:20,291 And the one to offer water to this helpless... 1561 01:14:20,292 --> 01:14:21,208 Will be me. 1562 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:28,292 He's eating up my scene. 1563 01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:29,957 He's not eating anything. He's offering water. 1564 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:30,833 Stay on the mark. 1565 01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:39,208 We're not allowed to take water from that well. 1566 01:14:39,333 --> 01:14:41,458 That is Zatara's well. 1567 01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:42,708 Villagers... 1568 01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:45,667 Do you want to fill the bucket from the well 1569 01:14:46,042 --> 01:14:48,458 or with your tears? 1570 01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:58,916 - Where is that? - What, mister? 1571 01:14:58,917 --> 01:15:00,458 Who am I asking? 1572 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:04,624 Listen... what's that thing that's near the well? 1573 01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:05,332 Thirsty guy? 1574 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:07,375 The thirsty guy is right here. 1575 01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:10,958 The thing that stays bent over the well like this. 1576 01:15:11,167 --> 01:15:11,917 Horse. 1577 01:15:12,042 --> 01:15:13,375 Not a horse, you idiot. 1578 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:18,208 I'll hit you guys with this bucket. 1579 01:15:18,417 --> 01:15:20,666 It's that thing in your hand. 1580 01:15:20,667 --> 01:15:22,125 Anna, Bucket. 1581 01:15:22,292 --> 01:15:24,500 Bucket it was. 1582 01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:28,250 Sir, give me some water. 1583 01:15:28,417 --> 01:15:30,166 Of course. Of course. 1584 01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:36,417 Now this soldier's going to give this thirsty man some water. 1585 01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:39,458 Me too. I'll give him some water. 1586 01:15:39,792 --> 01:15:41,083 Me too. Me too. 1587 01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:42,707 Who else wants to give him water? 1588 01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:44,083 Give me the water. Drink it. 1589 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,917 Come on, drink. 1590 01:15:48,042 --> 01:15:49,375 Drink it. 1591 01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:54,375 Stop. Stop. 1592 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:55,750 Earlier, he was dying of thirst, 1593 01:15:55,917 --> 01:15:57,417 now he'll die from everyone making him drink. 1594 01:15:57,625 --> 01:15:59,250 People of my nation... 1595 01:15:59,917 --> 01:16:01,958 remember those sacrifices. 1596 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:04,292 The one who was about to be martyred, 1597 01:16:04,667 --> 01:16:06,917 fill him with water. 1598 01:16:07,375 --> 01:16:09,957 They are my sycophants! 1599 01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:15,958 Did he call us sycophants? 1600 01:16:16,417 --> 01:16:17,833 Come. Come. 1601 01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:18,958 Please, come. 1602 01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:20,917 What are you looking at, Zoya? 1603 01:16:21,083 --> 01:16:23,041 Welcome them. 1604 01:16:23,042 --> 01:16:24,500 Auntie is right, Zoya. 1605 01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:26,042 Welcome them. 1606 01:16:45,958 --> 01:16:47,875 You have to do the same. 1607 01:16:50,042 --> 01:16:52,292 This is our tradition. 1608 01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:56,792 O wailing mother, can you hold this? 1609 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:29,292 Nainsukh. 1610 01:17:29,917 --> 01:17:30,500 Nainsukh... 1611 01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:31,792 Hey, idiot. 1612 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,375 - What is it? - Keep the camera on me. 1613 01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:39,042 Villagers, you don't have to fear Zatara anymore. 1614 01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:42,500 Because officer Baljeet Chaudhary has arrived, 1615 01:17:42,667 --> 01:17:44,583 to close Zatara's chapter. 1616 01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:48,750 The water in that well... 1617 01:17:49,625 --> 01:17:51,083 doesn't belong to Zatara. 1618 01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:53,375 It belongs to us. 1619 01:17:53,917 --> 01:17:56,042 What does the world call this place? 1620 01:17:56,542 --> 01:17:57,375 POK? 1621 01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:00,042 Do you know what POK means? 1622 01:18:00,208 --> 01:18:01,292 POK. 1623 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,500 He keeps on talking. 1624 01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:07,666 Come on, children. Take your clothes off. 1625 01:18:07,667 --> 01:18:08,749 We're going to bath. 1626 01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:09,667 Come on. 1627 01:18:10,167 --> 01:18:12,332 He's calling me a bloody sycophant. 1628 01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:13,291 - Should I shoot him? - Shoot him. Shoot him. 1629 01:18:13,292 --> 01:18:15,083 Bhai, only one day of shooting left. 1630 01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:16,583 Then you can shoot him. 1631 01:18:17,333 --> 01:18:18,457 One day of shooting. 1632 01:18:18,458 --> 01:18:19,500 Then we'll both shoot him. 1633 01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:03,958 The Indian soldiers are alive, Zatara. 1634 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:10,250 And they are in Azadganj. 1635 01:19:17,167 --> 01:19:18,375 Just a moment. 1636 01:19:19,375 --> 01:19:21,667 I know you are a going out for the interval, 1637 01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:23,500 but I want to stop you. 1638 01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:24,583 Sorry for that. 1639 01:19:24,917 --> 01:19:25,708 What for? 1640 01:19:26,042 --> 01:19:28,250 Because we shot a song 1641 01:19:28,792 --> 01:19:30,875 which we couldn? include in the film. 1642 01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:33,292 So we thought we?l show you during the interval. 1643 01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:35,207 Please don't ask why. 1644 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:38,542 Watch my song with Disha Kyun by Talwinder. 1645 01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:12,332 ♪ Why do I keep running around ♪ 1646 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:15,958 ♪ Just for you? ♪ 1647 01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:19,916 ♪ Why do I keep running around? ♪ 1648 01:20:19,917 --> 01:20:23,333 Why do I keep running around? 1649 01:20:23,708 --> 01:20:27,167 ♪ Come stand before me for a while, Let me speak my heart out with a smile. ♪ 1650 01:20:27,333 --> 01:20:30,375 ♪ Come, let me worship you, ♪ 1651 01:20:31,167 --> 01:20:34,916 ♪ Why do I keep running around ♪ 1652 01:20:34,917 --> 01:20:37,625 ♪ Just for you?♪ 1653 01:20:53,750 --> 01:20:57,249 ♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls,♪ 1654 01:20:57,250 --> 01:21:00,375 ♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪ 1655 01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:04,792 ♪ Even the moon is scared to rise at night, ♪ 1656 01:21:04,917 --> 01:21:08,500 ♪ How can I describe your beauty's light? ♪ 1657 01:21:08,667 --> 01:21:10,582 ♪ Whenever I drive by your street, ♪ 1658 01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:12,457 ♪ Your door is always closed ♪ 1659 01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:15,875 ♪ What am I supposed to say to your front door? ♪ 1660 01:21:16,167 --> 01:21:18,332 ♪ The key to your heart, ♪ 1661 01:21:18,333 --> 01:21:20,207 ♪ Where could it be? ♪ 1662 01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:22,750 ♪ I keep searching for it endlessly ♪ 1663 01:21:38,708 --> 01:21:42,332 ♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls, ♪ 1664 01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:45,917 ♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪ 1665 01:21:46,292 --> 01:21:47,958 ♪ My life and my soul, ♪ 1666 01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:50,166 ♪ rest in your hands alone ♪ 1667 01:21:50,167 --> 01:21:52,250 ♪ My life and my soul, ♪ 1668 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:55,582 ♪ My life and my soul, ♪ 1669 01:21:55,583 --> 01:21:57,417 ♪ rest in your hands alone ♪ 1670 01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,958 ♪ My life and my soul, ♪ 1671 01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:03,291 ♪ My life and my soul, ♪ 1672 01:22:03,292 --> 01:22:04,875 ♪ rest in your hands alone ♪ 1673 01:22:05,042 --> 01:22:07,375 ♪ My life and my soul, ♪ 1674 01:22:08,833 --> 01:22:12,416 ♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls, ♪ 1675 01:22:12,417 --> 01:22:16,042 ♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪ 1676 01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:19,874 ♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls, ♪ 1677 01:22:19,875 --> 01:22:22,208 ♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪ 1678 01:22:38,917 --> 01:22:42,416 ♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls, ♪ 1679 01:22:42,417 --> 01:22:46,042 ♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪ 1680 01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,957 ♪ Why do I keep crashing into walls, ♪ 1681 01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:52,125 ♪ Why do I keep taking all these falls? ♪ 1682 01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:16,624 - Nainsukh. - Yes. 1683 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:18,750 Now go and shoot happy montages. 1684 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:19,832 Okay, done. 1685 01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,250 - Happy... yeah. - Full lights. 1686 01:23:21,875 --> 01:23:23,333 - Where did he go? - Happy. 1687 01:23:26,750 --> 01:23:28,417 Home-cooked food made by Mom. 1688 01:23:39,125 --> 01:23:41,542 What was the meaning of cutting the fingers? 1689 01:23:46,250 --> 01:23:47,332 Auntie is right. 1690 01:23:47,333 --> 01:23:48,958 But what is Auntie saying? 1691 01:24:06,667 --> 01:24:07,750 Benny. 1692 01:24:08,333 --> 01:24:10,166 I don't understand why you 1693 01:24:10,167 --> 01:24:13,500 or Rajeev won't tell Nadia the truth? 1694 01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:16,083 Nadia was mistaken that night, right? 1695 01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:18,542 So, tell her. I'm sure she will understand. 1696 01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:19,666 Brother says... 1697 01:24:19,667 --> 01:24:22,958 what's the point of love that needs clarification? 1698 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:24,125 Uff. 1699 01:24:24,250 --> 01:24:26,542 Welcome To The Jungle of Love. 1700 01:24:31,208 --> 01:24:32,125 Jenny... 1701 01:24:34,167 --> 01:24:36,000 My that beats for you. 1702 01:24:36,167 --> 01:24:37,125 What? 1703 01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:39,292 - No, I mean... - What's happening, Anna? 1704 01:24:39,458 --> 01:24:41,042 Did he have to show up now? 1705 01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:44,417 - What was Anna talking about? - His heart. 1706 01:24:44,542 --> 01:24:45,333 Whose heart? 1707 01:24:48,292 --> 01:24:49,542 My heart. 1708 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:54,833 Get lost. 1709 01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:03,166 Take it. 1710 01:25:03,167 --> 01:25:04,417 Thank you, uncle. 1711 01:25:04,542 --> 01:25:05,250 Take. 1712 01:25:05,458 --> 01:25:06,292 Thank you, uncle. 1713 01:25:06,458 --> 01:25:08,792 And you take all of it. 1714 01:25:09,250 --> 01:25:10,167 What? 1715 01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:11,583 No, thank you. 1716 01:25:13,167 --> 01:25:15,375 She's Zoya's daughter. Urvi. 1717 01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:16,333 Zoya who? 1718 01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:18,458 Zoya... who spat... 1719 01:25:19,458 --> 01:25:21,250 Years later, I'm seeing a smile on her face. 1720 01:25:23,792 --> 01:25:25,375 Because of Zatara, 1721 01:25:26,542 --> 01:25:30,083 Zoya lost her husband and the innocent child lost her voice. 1722 01:25:32,167 --> 01:25:33,667 She lost her husband. 1723 01:25:35,292 --> 01:25:36,625 I won't spare you, Zatara. 1724 01:25:37,125 --> 01:25:38,667 You killed the poor guy. 1725 01:25:46,958 --> 01:25:47,792 Son... 1726 01:25:56,208 --> 01:25:57,958 she lost her voice. 1727 01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,750 Amen. Amen. 1728 01:26:03,083 --> 01:26:04,500 Which Urdu does he speak? 1729 01:26:04,917 --> 01:26:06,875 Who's going to understand when the film releases? 1730 01:26:07,042 --> 01:26:08,875 Get rid of this character. End it. 1731 01:26:09,542 --> 01:26:10,749 Go and rest in the room. 1732 01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:12,000 Lunch will be announced soon. 1733 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,457 Go to your room and relax. 1734 01:26:13,458 --> 01:26:15,125 Don't take tension, darling. 1735 01:26:15,292 --> 01:26:16,458 We're there. 1736 01:26:17,375 --> 01:26:19,207 How long before the chopper arrives? 1737 01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,542 At least four hours. 1738 01:26:20,667 --> 01:26:22,416 Should we shoot the climax until then? 1739 01:26:22,417 --> 01:26:23,332 How are we going to do that? 1740 01:26:23,333 --> 01:26:24,707 We need a villain, we need goons. 1741 01:26:24,708 --> 01:26:25,333 Where are we going to get those? 1742 01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:26,291 So what? 1743 01:26:26,292 --> 01:26:28,000 You arrange for a few and I'll arrange for a few. 1744 01:26:28,125 --> 01:26:29,874 And let's start shooting. 1745 01:26:29,875 --> 01:26:31,207 You find four people, and I'll find four. 1746 01:26:31,208 --> 01:26:33,667 - Yes. - Understood? Four. 1747 01:26:33,792 --> 01:26:34,667 And go. 1748 01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:35,917 Nainsukh. 1749 01:26:36,042 --> 01:26:37,458 Nainsukh, where are you? 1750 01:26:38,333 --> 01:26:39,542 Fixed it. 1751 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,333 I am over here. 1752 01:26:46,083 --> 01:26:47,292 They are here! 1753 01:26:57,375 --> 01:26:59,458 Dev found four men. 1754 01:26:59,917 --> 01:27:01,167 Dev! 1755 01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:05,750 Brilliant. Four men. 1756 01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:08,958 Das. You found four men. 1757 01:27:09,125 --> 01:27:10,500 What's the matter? 1758 01:27:11,167 --> 01:27:14,958 Why did all the rats come out today instead of hiding 1759 01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:16,416 in their burrow. 1760 01:27:16,417 --> 01:27:18,957 Because these rats have become lions. 1761 01:27:18,958 --> 01:27:20,917 Brave Indian soldiers of 1762 01:27:21,167 --> 01:27:23,500 the are here to face you. 1763 01:27:24,625 --> 01:27:27,250 We've been waiting... for this day for ages. 1764 01:27:32,958 --> 01:27:34,333 Auntie is absolutely right. 1765 01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:38,125 I can never understand what this old hag says. 1766 01:27:43,875 --> 01:27:46,750 And even God cannot understand his Urdu. 1767 01:27:47,250 --> 01:27:50,125 If it wasn't for my brother, I would have shot them dead! 1768 01:28:01,167 --> 01:28:03,375 So the news was right. 1769 01:28:03,583 --> 01:28:06,750 Indian soldiers are alive. 1770 01:28:07,875 --> 01:28:11,332 Abdullah, Krishan, bloody traitors. 1771 01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:13,042 You joined hands with them. 1772 01:28:13,875 --> 01:28:16,500 Dev Das, what kind of climax is this? 1773 01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:17,792 Only four men. 1774 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,541 That's your big climax? 1775 01:28:19,542 --> 01:28:20,500 Let me explain. 1776 01:28:20,667 --> 01:28:22,042 Leave it, Das. 1777 01:28:22,542 --> 01:28:24,958 Look, they are four now... 1778 01:28:25,125 --> 01:28:27,500 but you'll see four hundred on screen. 1779 01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:28,582 Four hundred? 1780 01:28:28,583 --> 01:28:30,875 With the help of special effects and AI. 1781 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,042 They are four now. 1782 01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:33,416 We'll add another hundred behind them, 1783 01:28:33,417 --> 01:28:35,457 then another hundred, then a few hundred more. 1784 01:28:35,458 --> 01:28:37,250 We'll fill the screen with as many as you want. 1785 01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:38,333 Please. 1786 01:28:39,792 --> 01:28:40,708 Did you hear? 1787 01:28:41,250 --> 01:28:42,167 I did. 1788 01:28:44,125 --> 01:28:45,125 Four hundred. 1789 01:28:47,792 --> 01:28:49,958 - Nice. - Nice. 1790 01:28:50,750 --> 01:28:51,874 But this is my scene. 1791 01:28:51,875 --> 01:28:53,083 I don't want Anna and Romeo... 1792 01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:56,167 Let's go before the chopper shows up. 1793 01:28:57,458 --> 01:28:58,208 Why... 1794 01:28:59,333 --> 01:29:00,167 He... 1795 01:29:00,542 --> 01:29:02,833 - Okay. - Oh yes. 1796 01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:05,708 I don't want to do this film. 1797 01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:08,208 Brother, We're getting millions. 1798 01:29:09,833 --> 01:29:11,542 Money always changes my mind. 1799 01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:18,499 We swear on the soil you are standing on, 1800 01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:21,833 we'll bury all of you in this soil. 1801 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,167 - Teach you all a lesson. - Very good. 1802 01:29:24,375 --> 01:29:24,999 Good dialogues. 1803 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:26,667 Wipe the floor with you! 1804 01:29:26,792 --> 01:29:29,500 Do you think you're a tough guy? 1805 01:29:29,875 --> 01:29:31,708 Raise hell here! 1806 01:29:31,958 --> 01:29:33,583 Wipe the floor with you! 1807 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:38,000 If you raise your head, I will chop it off. 1808 01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:40,124 Raise hell here! 1809 01:29:40,125 --> 01:29:41,750 Wipe the floor with you! 1810 01:29:42,250 --> 01:29:43,957 What are you looking at? 1811 01:29:43,958 --> 01:29:46,750 You raise an eyebrow, I'll raise hell. 1812 01:29:47,083 --> 01:29:48,000 Who are they talking to? 1813 01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:50,625 if you have guts, then come. 1814 01:29:50,792 --> 01:29:51,958 I will kill everyone. 1815 01:29:52,083 --> 01:29:53,125 Raise hell here! 1816 01:29:53,250 --> 01:29:54,625 Who are they talking to? 1817 01:29:54,792 --> 01:29:56,957 - Romeo, you are covering me. - What are you saying, Anna? 1818 01:29:56,958 --> 01:29:58,167 Come on. 1819 01:29:58,750 --> 01:30:01,875 Forget raising hell, get your eyes checked first. 1820 01:30:05,875 --> 01:30:07,249 - He hit me for real. - Yes. 1821 01:30:07,250 --> 01:30:08,417 He hit the don. 1822 01:30:08,625 --> 01:30:10,000 You're taking it too far now. 1823 01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:11,750 And you take this. 1824 01:30:12,667 --> 01:30:14,125 you... 1825 01:30:21,167 --> 01:30:22,792 Brother, the climax has started. 1826 01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:25,458 Leave that. Time for some action. 1827 01:30:25,583 --> 01:30:26,250 Go. 1828 01:30:26,958 --> 01:30:28,958 Punch him in the guts. 1829 01:30:43,167 --> 01:30:45,125 - Come on. - Let's go. 1830 01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:46,542 - You hit me. - Take that. 1831 01:30:46,708 --> 01:30:48,042 Stop it. 1832 01:30:48,167 --> 01:30:49,333 Kick him in the back! 1833 01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:55,000 Attack! 1834 01:31:09,583 --> 01:31:15,958 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 1835 01:31:16,083 --> 01:31:19,292 ♪ Stay with me and live in bliss, ♪ 1836 01:31:19,458 --> 01:31:24,416 ♪ cash in on every happines ♪ 1837 01:31:24,417 --> 01:31:27,250 ♪ Stay with me and live in bliss, cash in on every happiness ♪ 1838 01:31:33,292 --> 01:31:34,292 Stop it. 1839 01:31:34,792 --> 01:31:36,292 Who hits like this? 1840 01:31:36,792 --> 01:31:38,292 Even we have a reputation. 1841 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,917 I am going. I am going. 1842 01:31:50,458 --> 01:31:51,250 I will show you. 1843 01:31:51,417 --> 01:31:53,083 I'll show all of you. 1844 01:31:53,208 --> 01:31:54,958 Move aside, 1845 01:32:05,417 --> 01:32:07,292 Alright. Action's done. 1846 01:32:07,458 --> 01:32:09,707 Tell Rajeev to start the song then we can leave. 1847 01:32:09,708 --> 01:32:10,583 Rajeev. 1848 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:30,292 ♪ Radiant, comfort of the soul, ♪ 1849 01:32:44,958 --> 01:32:48,916 ♪ Radiant, comfort of the soul, ♪ 1850 01:32:48,917 --> 01:32:53,082 ♪ Flower-veiled, extraordinary one ♪ 1851 01:32:53,083 --> 01:32:57,041 ♪ In an embrace of whispered secrets, ♪ 1852 01:32:57,042 --> 01:33:00,625 ♪ A graceful surrender to beauty ♪ 1853 01:33:08,708 --> 01:33:11,875 ♪ We're crazy, we're lovers ♪ 1854 01:33:12,792 --> 01:33:16,042 ♪ Ready always ♪ 1855 01:33:16,667 --> 01:33:18,791 ♪ We're crazy, we're lovers ♪ 1856 01:33:18,792 --> 01:33:20,791 ♪ Ready always ♪ 1857 01:33:20,792 --> 01:33:22,749 ♪ We make friends from the heart ♪ 1858 01:33:22,750 --> 01:33:25,542 ♪ our hearts overflow with lov ♪ 1859 01:33:28,375 --> 01:33:35,082 ♪ My love, wherever you go, I'll follow ♪ 1860 01:33:35,083 --> 01:33:36,917 ♪ Radiant, comfort of the soul ♪ 1861 01:33:37,042 --> 01:33:39,124 ♪ Flower-veiled, extraordinary one ♪ 1862 01:33:39,125 --> 01:33:41,124 ♪ In an embrace of whispered secrets ♪ 1863 01:33:41,125 --> 01:33:42,832 ♪ A graceful surrender to beauty ♪ 1864 01:33:42,833 --> 01:33:44,667 ♪ We're crazy, we're lovers ♪ 1865 01:33:44,792 --> 01:33:46,749 ♪ Ready always ♪ 1866 01:33:46,750 --> 01:33:48,791 ♪ We make friends from the heart ♪ 1867 01:33:48,792 --> 01:33:52,292 ♪ our hearts overflow with love ♪ 1868 01:33:54,417 --> 01:34:01,000 ♪ My love, wherever you go I'll follow ♪ 1869 01:34:09,333 --> 01:34:13,374 ♪ You spoke those words with your hand on your heart ♪ 1870 01:34:13,375 --> 01:34:17,167 ♪ You struck such a melody, every heart began to sway ♪ 1871 01:34:21,292 --> 01:34:25,249 ♪ You're swaying with the beat, yet lost in your graceful pride ♪ 1872 01:34:25,250 --> 01:34:30,375 ♪ I swear, my love, what irresistible charm you have ♪ 1873 01:34:32,458 --> 01:34:38,875 ♪ My love... the magic lies in your youth ♪ 1874 01:34:39,042 --> 01:34:41,291 Brother. They all hit me. 1875 01:34:41,292 --> 01:34:42,457 The kids hit me. 1876 01:34:42,458 --> 01:34:44,917 Here, there, they hit me everywhere. 1877 01:34:45,042 --> 01:34:46,917 Come on, brother. Let's go take revenge. 1878 01:34:47,250 --> 01:34:51,083 ♪ I've seen a thousand shades of you, my love ♪ 1879 01:34:51,250 --> 01:34:55,458 ♪ My heart longs for you... just glance at me once ♪ 1880 01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:03,208 ♪ These kohl-lined eyes of mine can turn day into night ♪ 1881 01:35:03,375 --> 01:35:07,167 ♪ These golden tresses of mine can summon the rain ♪ 1882 01:35:10,417 --> 01:35:16,333 ♪ My love... crazy, crazy... crazy for you ♪ 1883 01:35:16,667 --> 01:35:18,999 ♪ We're crazy, we're lovers ♪ 1884 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:21,082 ♪ We're ready always ♪ 1885 01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:23,041 ♪ We make friends from the heart ♪/i 1886 01:35:23,042 --> 01:35:24,958 ♪ our hearts overflow with love ♪ 1887 01:35:28,042 --> 01:35:30,707 ♪ My love ♪ 1888 01:35:30,708 --> 01:35:34,957 ♪ I'll be wherever you go ♪ 1889 01:35:34,958 --> 01:35:36,999 ♪ Radiant, comfort of the soul ♪ 1890 01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,916 ♪ Flower-veiled, extraordinary one ♪ 1891 01:35:38,917 --> 01:35:40,957 ♪ In an embrace of whispered secrets ♪ 1892 01:35:40,958 --> 01:35:42,333 ♪ A graceful surrender to beauty ♪ 1893 01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:53,625 Hey Dev, Song is over. 1894 01:36:53,875 --> 01:36:55,416 Tell everyone to come in military costume. 1895 01:36:55,417 --> 01:36:57,542 - Everyone back in military costume. - ♪ Radiant, comfort of the soul ♪ 1896 01:36:57,708 --> 01:37:00,625 ♪ Flower-veiled, extraordinary one ♪ 1897 01:37:01,042 --> 01:37:03,750 ♪ In an embrace of whispered secrets ♪ 1898 01:37:04,083 --> 01:37:06,333 ♪ A graceful surrender to beauty ♪ 1899 01:37:13,292 --> 01:37:14,250 Was it a blast? 1900 01:37:15,042 --> 01:37:16,792 - So many people. - Where? 1901 01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:38,416 Nainsukh, climax again? 1902 01:37:38,417 --> 01:37:39,832 Mind blasting. 1903 01:37:39,833 --> 01:37:41,624 Now this is a climax! Dev-Das. 1904 01:37:41,625 --> 01:37:42,124 Very good. 1905 01:37:42,125 --> 01:37:43,375 I'm so happy with y'all. 1906 01:37:43,667 --> 01:37:45,250 This next scene is mine. 1907 01:37:45,542 --> 01:37:46,792 No one's going to hijack it. 1908 01:37:52,125 --> 01:37:55,792 Zatara! 1909 01:37:58,333 --> 01:38:01,333 Before getting your hands on Azadganj, 1910 01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:03,792 you will have to go through me. 1911 01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:08,416 You will have to face this rock. 1912 01:38:08,417 --> 01:38:09,542 This one! 1913 01:38:09,708 --> 01:38:10,582 Listen carefully. 1914 01:38:10,583 --> 01:38:12,957 You will have to face this rock. 1915 01:38:12,958 --> 01:38:14,167 This one. 1916 01:38:15,250 --> 01:38:16,250 Stop. 1917 01:38:17,208 --> 01:38:20,083 Courage dared the impossible. 1918 01:38:20,542 --> 01:38:22,417 Few heads have dared to rise 1919 01:38:22,583 --> 01:38:24,833 among a thousand blades. 1920 01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:28,166 Dev-Das, where did you get all these characters? 1921 01:38:28,167 --> 01:38:29,541 We have a limited budget. 1922 01:38:29,542 --> 01:38:30,666 Two minutes. Hold on. 1923 01:38:30,667 --> 01:38:33,582 Look, I understand where you got the four guys. 1924 01:38:33,583 --> 01:38:36,042 But how did you arrange these many people? 1925 01:38:36,292 --> 01:38:39,457 - I hired those four people? - Exactly. You got those four people. 1926 01:38:39,458 --> 01:38:40,583 But where did I get those four guys? 1927 01:38:40,750 --> 01:38:41,666 Over here. 1928 01:38:41,667 --> 01:38:44,167 Das... I didn't hire those guys. I thought you got them. 1929 01:38:44,333 --> 01:38:45,250 - I got them? - Great. 1930 01:38:45,417 --> 01:38:47,082 Why ask me if you got them? 1931 01:38:47,083 --> 01:38:48,582 I am asking a question. There's a question mark. 1932 01:38:48,583 --> 01:38:49,624 I got them? 1933 01:38:49,625 --> 01:38:52,167 I didn't get them. There's a full stop. 1934 01:38:52,292 --> 01:38:53,332 If you didn't get them, 1935 01:38:53,333 --> 01:38:55,333 he didn't get them, then who are they? 1936 01:38:55,542 --> 01:38:59,292 How dare you stand in front of Zatara? 1937 01:39:02,250 --> 01:39:03,417 Zatara! 1938 01:39:03,583 --> 01:39:05,125 You are looking at a man! 1939 01:39:05,250 --> 01:39:06,875 And I am challenging you. 1940 01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:08,667 Come fight me. 1941 01:39:09,083 --> 01:39:10,499 Did you guys see? 1942 01:39:10,500 --> 01:39:12,292 That's Zatara. 1943 01:39:12,917 --> 01:39:14,708 Poor guy never saw anything his entire life. 1944 01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:17,000 And the first thing he sees... is Zatara. 1945 01:39:17,125 --> 01:39:19,957 Zatara, I will crush you... 1946 01:39:19,958 --> 01:39:22,708 These two drama queens ruined several scenes. 1947 01:39:23,083 --> 01:39:24,333 It's my turn now. 1948 01:39:24,708 --> 01:39:25,832 I will hijack this scene. 1949 01:39:25,833 --> 01:39:29,625 - For this country... - This soldier will die. 1950 01:39:31,333 --> 01:39:37,000 And I...will eradicate you evildoers. 1951 01:39:40,167 --> 01:39:43,250 Your tiny bullet... 1952 01:39:47,083 --> 01:39:47,958 Ouch... 1953 01:39:49,667 --> 01:39:50,583 He shot me! 1954 01:39:50,750 --> 01:39:53,000 It's a good thing you shot him. 1955 01:39:53,125 --> 01:39:54,917 Now, I will take revenge. 1956 01:39:55,042 --> 01:39:57,374 What happened? What happened? What is this? 1957 01:39:57,375 --> 01:39:58,291 Have you lost your mind? 1958 01:39:58,292 --> 01:39:59,917 - Are you alright? - Do you want me to shoot you? 1959 01:40:00,292 --> 01:40:01,207 Do you know how painful it is? 1960 01:40:01,208 --> 01:40:02,958 - What happened? - He... 1961 01:40:03,625 --> 01:40:05,417 Stop looking at those kids. 1962 01:40:05,625 --> 01:40:06,500 Look at me. 1963 01:40:07,750 --> 01:40:10,042 I am challenging you. 1964 01:40:10,542 --> 01:40:12,374 - Hey... - Yes. 1965 01:40:12,375 --> 01:40:13,917 - Who uses real bullets? - This is not fair. 1966 01:40:14,042 --> 01:40:14,917 Should I use my real thing? 1967 01:40:15,042 --> 01:40:18,124 I think we'll have to tell them the truth. 1968 01:40:18,125 --> 01:40:18,999 Tell us what? 1969 01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:20,167 What is this about? 1970 01:40:20,333 --> 01:40:21,832 Hurry up and tell them. Stop wasting time. 1971 01:40:21,833 --> 01:40:23,082 Yes. Yes. 1972 01:40:23,083 --> 01:40:23,833 Come here. 1973 01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:25,042 will you speak in my ears or what? 1974 01:40:25,333 --> 01:40:27,792 This is a real village and real villagers. 1975 01:40:27,917 --> 01:40:28,624 What do you mean? 1976 01:40:28,625 --> 01:40:31,417 You have challenged a real force today. 1977 01:40:31,583 --> 01:40:33,957 You'll die a dog's death, Zatara. 1978 01:40:33,958 --> 01:40:36,208 Zatara is real, and so are his men. 1979 01:40:36,333 --> 01:40:37,542 No... no. 1980 01:40:37,708 --> 01:40:40,250 Their guns are real and so are the bullets. 1981 01:40:40,375 --> 01:40:41,250 Are you serious? 1982 01:40:41,375 --> 01:40:42,875 Yes, they are all real. 1983 01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:43,875 And the horses? 1984 01:40:45,208 --> 01:40:47,542 Forget the horse, we're doomed. 1985 01:40:47,667 --> 01:40:49,458 We are all going to die. 1986 01:40:49,833 --> 01:40:51,250 This is Zatara's territory. 1987 01:40:53,375 --> 01:40:57,792 Zatara, you have invited your own death coming here. 1988 01:40:57,917 --> 01:41:02,207 Because you're facing the biggest khiladi, 1989 01:41:02,208 --> 01:41:05,166 International Khiladi, global khiladi, 1990 01:41:05,167 --> 01:41:06,832 khiladiyon ka khiladi! 1991 01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:08,333 - Brother. - Yes. 1992 01:41:08,583 --> 01:41:11,416 He's barking a lot. Let me kill him. 1993 01:41:11,417 --> 01:41:12,417 Let him bark. 1994 01:41:12,542 --> 01:41:14,957 Stop it, Rajeev, or our game will be up. 1995 01:41:16,833 --> 01:41:18,041 He will not agree. 1996 01:41:18,042 --> 01:41:19,542 We'll have to bring him back. 1997 01:41:19,667 --> 01:41:21,749 - Confidence. - Their soldiers are here. 1998 01:41:21,750 --> 01:41:25,167 We'll nail those horse shoes on his forehead. 1999 01:41:25,292 --> 01:41:26,542 What happened? 2000 01:41:27,125 --> 01:41:28,333 What are you doing? 2001 01:41:30,667 --> 01:41:32,249 Why did you bring me here? 2002 01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:34,124 I was doing that scene so well... 2003 01:41:34,125 --> 01:41:35,042 Daddy... 2004 01:41:37,458 --> 01:41:38,667 And why is everyone crying? 2005 01:41:41,583 --> 01:41:42,833 My performance made you all cry, right? 2006 01:41:42,958 --> 01:41:43,750 No, 2007 01:41:43,875 --> 01:41:45,332 Your silliness. 2008 01:41:45,333 --> 01:41:48,750 we're crying, thinking about what's going to happen to us because of you nonsense. 2009 01:41:48,917 --> 01:41:49,583 What's going to happen? 2010 01:41:49,708 --> 01:41:50,542 What's going to happen? 2011 01:41:50,708 --> 01:41:52,250 Zatara's bullets are real. 2012 01:41:52,375 --> 01:41:53,792 This is blood, not ketchup. 2013 01:41:53,917 --> 01:41:55,375 Lick it. 2014 01:41:55,500 --> 01:41:58,250 Krishan and Abdullah are real. 2015 01:41:58,375 --> 01:42:00,583 The one who is pouring the water. 2016 01:42:00,792 --> 01:42:02,792 Zatara is also real. 2017 01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:04,250 And the horses? 2018 01:42:12,125 --> 01:42:13,583 You should have told me earlier. 2019 01:42:13,708 --> 01:42:15,750 I talked so much trash about him. 2020 01:42:15,917 --> 01:42:18,375 You should have told me that this Zatara... 2021 01:42:30,292 --> 01:42:31,500 Shut up, guys. 2022 01:42:32,167 --> 01:42:33,582 Who are you telling to shut up? 2023 01:42:33,583 --> 01:42:34,792 They aren't talking. 2024 01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:41,249 Only dons can save us from Zatara. 2025 01:42:41,250 --> 01:42:42,416 Where will we get these dons? 2026 01:42:42,417 --> 01:42:42,999 What? 2027 01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,624 But there are no dons here. 2028 01:42:44,625 --> 01:42:45,542 They are right here. 2029 01:42:46,083 --> 01:42:48,249 He's Uday's brother Anna Shetty 2030 01:42:48,250 --> 01:42:49,667 and Majnu's brother Romeo. 2031 01:42:49,792 --> 01:42:51,500 Don? 2032 01:42:52,625 --> 01:42:54,667 The things these eyes have to see. 2033 01:42:54,833 --> 01:42:55,792 These guys are dons. 2034 01:42:56,458 --> 01:42:58,667 What are you guys doing? 2035 01:42:58,875 --> 01:43:00,499 Go and fight Zatara. 2036 01:43:00,500 --> 01:43:03,082 I won't interfere in this scene, nor the fight. 2037 01:43:03,083 --> 01:43:05,792 You can even keep these two heroines if you want. 2038 01:43:06,042 --> 01:43:07,583 You decide everything. 2039 01:43:07,708 --> 01:43:08,999 And don't touch my hair. 2040 01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:10,542 Are you guys crazy? 2041 01:43:11,333 --> 01:43:12,874 There's a difference between dons and terrorists. 2042 01:43:12,875 --> 01:43:16,958 We use bombs, but these guys blow themselves up. 2043 01:43:18,250 --> 01:43:21,000 We shoot first and then talk. 2044 01:43:21,167 --> 01:43:23,666 - But they shoot first... - And then talk? 2045 01:43:23,667 --> 01:43:27,083 No... they shoot first and then shoot some more. 2046 01:43:27,292 --> 01:43:29,042 But when do they talk? 2047 01:43:29,542 --> 01:43:30,958 Will you shut up? 2048 01:43:33,708 --> 01:43:34,792 We are dons. 2049 01:43:34,958 --> 01:43:36,583 He's a terrorist. 2050 01:43:38,833 --> 01:43:42,041 Mister, you were over there. 2051 01:43:42,042 --> 01:43:42,999 How did you get here so quickly? 2052 01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:43,917 Not fair. 2053 01:43:44,083 --> 01:43:47,125 Alright, fine, we'll go over there. Let's go. 2054 01:43:53,292 --> 01:43:57,167 Dev-Das... it's your responsibility to take us back alive. 2055 01:43:57,333 --> 01:43:59,082 One of you go talk to him. 2056 01:43:59,083 --> 01:44:01,792 Das, you're the eldest. You go talk to him. 2057 01:44:02,458 --> 01:44:03,917 Yes, Das. You go. 2058 01:44:04,208 --> 01:44:07,458 You go. Confidence. Confidence. 2059 01:44:07,833 --> 01:44:09,500 - All the best. - Come on. 2060 01:44:10,833 --> 01:44:13,000 Zatara. Let me explain. 2061 01:44:13,125 --> 01:44:13,916 Go ahead. 2062 01:44:13,917 --> 01:44:16,458 I think you are confused. 2063 01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:18,875 Let me clear your confusion. 2064 01:44:19,250 --> 01:44:23,542 There are two kinds of clouds in the sky. 2065 01:44:24,333 --> 01:44:27,292 The ones that rain... and the ones that thunder. 2066 01:44:27,708 --> 01:44:31,333 The clouds that bring rain never thunder. 2067 01:44:31,542 --> 01:44:34,250 They just rain. 2068 01:44:39,375 --> 01:44:41,208 - And... - And what? 2069 01:44:41,500 --> 01:44:43,542 You said there are two kinds of clouds. 2070 01:44:43,667 --> 01:44:44,625 The ones that rain don't thunder. 2071 01:44:45,042 --> 01:44:48,042 What about the ones that thunder? 2072 01:44:48,250 --> 01:44:49,707 They just thunder. 2073 01:44:49,708 --> 01:44:50,541 One rains... 2074 01:44:50,542 --> 01:44:52,125 Why did you send him? 2075 01:44:52,375 --> 01:44:53,791 How's he supposed to explain anything? 2076 01:44:53,792 --> 01:44:54,374 Why? 2077 01:44:54,375 --> 01:44:56,708 He still hasn't managed to explain his own film. 2078 01:44:57,250 --> 01:44:59,417 - The cloud that rains. - Correct. 2079 01:44:59,542 --> 01:45:03,791 The cloud which thunders, only thunders. 2080 01:45:03,792 --> 01:45:06,333 Zatara sir. Zatara sir. Zatara sir. 2081 01:45:06,500 --> 01:45:08,458 Please don't listen to him. 2082 01:45:08,625 --> 01:45:11,500 I will explain the entire situation in two minutes. 2083 01:45:14,042 --> 01:45:15,667 Can you hear anything? 2084 01:45:17,917 --> 01:45:18,792 It's as simple as that. 2085 01:45:18,917 --> 01:45:20,207 That's all. 2086 01:45:20,208 --> 01:45:21,957 I explained everything. Come on. 2087 01:45:21,958 --> 01:45:23,500 Everything will be alright. 2088 01:45:24,083 --> 01:45:24,833 What's wrong with you? 2089 01:45:24,958 --> 01:45:25,750 How can everything be fine? 2090 01:45:25,917 --> 01:45:26,750 Explained to him what? 2091 01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:28,333 You should have given him in writing instead. 2092 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:30,292 You didn't say a word to him. 2093 01:45:30,583 --> 01:45:31,917 Who will go explain to him next? 2094 01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:36,208 Who will go? who will become the scapegoat? 2095 01:45:36,333 --> 01:45:38,333 Someone please. 2096 01:45:42,792 --> 01:45:44,333 Paa ji, you go explain to him. 2097 01:45:44,458 --> 01:45:45,541 Even your name is Diler. 2098 01:45:45,542 --> 01:45:46,250 What Daler? 2099 01:45:46,500 --> 01:45:50,292 Calling oneself Diler doesn't make anyone brave. 2100 01:45:50,458 --> 01:45:52,333 Names don't mean a thing. 2101 01:45:52,542 --> 01:45:56,666 My wife's name is Shanti, but she keeps chattering all the time. 2102 01:45:56,667 --> 01:45:58,332 Her sister's name is Sharmili, 2103 01:45:58,333 --> 01:46:00,708 but I've never come across anyone as shameless as she. 2104 01:46:00,833 --> 01:46:03,124 I have a friend called Aakash but he lives on the ground floor. 2105 01:46:03,125 --> 01:46:04,083 You're absolutely right. 2106 01:46:04,667 --> 01:46:05,542 And this bloody blind guy. 2107 01:46:05,667 --> 01:46:07,999 He can't see a thing but his name is Nainsukh. 2108 01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:09,250 Names don't mean a thing. 2109 01:46:09,375 --> 01:46:10,999 You like to be Daler, don't you? 2110 01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:11,958 Then you go be Daler. 2111 01:46:12,083 --> 01:46:12,749 Go and fight. 2112 01:46:12,750 --> 01:46:14,457 His name is Daler and mine is Mehendi. 2113 01:46:14,458 --> 01:46:15,250 Go and fight. 2114 01:46:16,042 --> 01:46:17,042 Congratulations! 2115 01:46:18,667 --> 01:46:19,167 Wow. 2116 01:46:19,292 --> 01:46:21,500 Everyone's clapping, but who will go there? 2117 01:46:21,750 --> 01:46:22,583 You go! 2118 01:46:22,750 --> 01:46:24,125 You are sending everyone else to die. 2119 01:46:24,292 --> 01:46:26,417 You are International Khiladi. 2120 01:46:26,625 --> 01:46:27,542 So go talk to them. 2121 01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:29,083 You can do it. 2122 01:46:29,667 --> 01:46:30,250 Go. 2123 01:46:30,583 --> 01:46:31,250 Alright. 2124 01:46:33,333 --> 01:46:34,124 I'll go. 2125 01:46:34,125 --> 01:46:35,625 - Go on. - I am going. 2126 01:46:35,792 --> 01:46:36,792 No, brother. 2127 01:46:46,333 --> 01:46:48,375 Either we survive, or he dies. 2128 01:46:49,292 --> 01:46:52,292 Sire... I am not a soldier. 2129 01:46:52,417 --> 01:46:53,874 I'm not a soldier. 2130 01:46:53,875 --> 01:46:56,000 We are flop actors, sir. 2131 01:46:56,500 --> 01:46:57,583 Flop actors? 2132 01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:00,292 Flop actors? 2133 01:47:01,125 --> 01:47:04,791 We were told everything would be fake. 2134 01:47:04,792 --> 01:47:08,500 But when you shot him, we realised it was all real. 2135 01:47:08,667 --> 01:47:10,207 Forgive us. 2136 01:47:10,208 --> 01:47:12,667 And do you know who brought us here? 2137 01:47:12,833 --> 01:47:14,667 These two. These two. 2138 01:47:14,792 --> 01:47:16,792 These two. These two. 2139 01:47:16,917 --> 01:47:18,582 These two brought us here. 2140 01:47:18,583 --> 01:47:19,708 They don't know anything. 2141 01:47:19,833 --> 01:47:21,500 Let me tell you one more thing. 2142 01:47:22,042 --> 01:47:23,917 Four of your men showed up in the morning. 2143 01:47:24,042 --> 01:47:25,000 You sent them. 2144 01:47:25,125 --> 01:47:26,958 Do you know who beat them up? 2145 01:47:27,250 --> 01:47:29,166 Them... these two beat them up. 2146 01:47:29,167 --> 01:47:29,999 These two. 2147 01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:30,957 - These two beat him up. - What are you doing? 2148 01:47:30,958 --> 01:47:32,417 - Rajeev, please... - They call themselves dons, sir. 2149 01:47:32,958 --> 01:47:35,082 Sir... what do you mean what's it called? 2150 01:47:35,083 --> 01:47:36,792 I'll tell Zatara everything. 2151 01:47:36,958 --> 01:47:38,999 - I am on your team. Leave me. - How will you save us? 2152 01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:40,542 They beat him up, sir. 2153 01:47:40,667 --> 01:47:41,583 And sir... 2154 01:47:42,250 --> 01:47:46,500 we've got nothing to do with patriotism, country, or soil. 2155 01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:48,625 You want to spread terror, right? 2156 01:47:48,833 --> 01:47:49,792 Let me show you. 2157 01:47:50,292 --> 01:47:52,750 Kill all the villagers. Kill all of them! 2158 01:47:53,375 --> 01:47:54,500 - Kill us. - Kill them all. 2159 01:47:54,708 --> 01:47:57,667 And sir, kill this man first. 2160 01:47:58,042 --> 01:48:00,250 Kill this old man, sir. 2161 01:48:00,417 --> 01:48:03,166 No one understands what this man says in Urdu. 2162 01:48:03,167 --> 01:48:04,416 What is the point of having language? 2163 01:48:04,417 --> 01:48:05,250 To understand each other. 2164 01:48:05,375 --> 01:48:07,500 But we can't understand a thing he says. 2165 01:48:07,667 --> 01:48:09,666 Even God would need subtitles for his Urdu. 2166 01:48:09,667 --> 01:48:10,749 He is right, bhai. 2167 01:48:10,750 --> 01:48:12,166 We can't understand a thing. 2168 01:48:12,167 --> 01:48:15,416 "Auntie is right." 2169 01:48:15,417 --> 01:48:16,542 What she's right! 2170 01:48:16,708 --> 01:48:17,708 And next... 2171 01:48:18,083 --> 01:48:19,125 Where is that old woman? 2172 01:48:19,250 --> 01:48:21,083 Kill this old woman. 2173 01:48:21,458 --> 01:48:22,458 She is crazy. 2174 01:48:22,583 --> 01:48:26,000 What she says, why she says or what for, no one understands. 2175 01:48:28,417 --> 01:48:30,250 No one can understand what she is saying. 2176 01:48:30,375 --> 01:48:32,125 She has bloody faucets fitted in her eyes. 2177 01:48:32,292 --> 01:48:34,417 I want to punch her in the gut. 2178 01:48:34,667 --> 01:48:35,457 Exactly, bhai. 2179 01:48:35,458 --> 01:48:36,417 Then finally we'll hear her voice. 2180 01:48:36,625 --> 01:48:37,417 And then... 2181 01:48:38,292 --> 01:48:39,542 kill her next. 2182 01:48:39,958 --> 01:48:41,833 She cuts everyone's dialogue, 2183 01:48:42,042 --> 01:48:44,500 their fingers, and then she spits, sir! 2184 01:48:44,667 --> 01:48:46,791 She has no civic sense, sir. 2185 01:48:46,792 --> 01:48:48,124 She spreads germs, sir. 2186 01:48:48,125 --> 01:48:49,083 Full of germs. 2187 01:48:49,208 --> 01:48:50,000 Kill... 2188 01:48:52,083 --> 01:48:55,042 Sir... don't be angry. 2189 01:48:55,208 --> 01:48:56,750 Don't be angry, sir. 2190 01:48:57,333 --> 01:48:58,708 Let us go, sir. 2191 01:48:58,833 --> 01:48:59,916 We're clowns. 2192 01:48:59,917 --> 01:49:01,707 We act for a living, sire. 2193 01:49:01,708 --> 01:49:03,833 We perform stunts for money. 2194 01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:07,042 - We sing, dance... - Dance? 2195 01:49:07,417 --> 01:49:08,917 Do you like dancing? 2196 01:49:09,208 --> 01:49:10,042 Show me. 2197 01:49:10,167 --> 01:49:12,250 Manicure, pedicure. Come on. 2198 01:49:12,417 --> 01:49:13,582 - Come here. Quickly. - Is he calling us? 2199 01:49:13,583 --> 01:49:15,250 Go on, he's calling. 2200 01:49:15,417 --> 01:49:16,458 We'll show you our dance right away. 2201 01:49:16,583 --> 01:49:17,250 Don't mind. 2202 01:49:17,917 --> 01:49:19,207 ♪ That tall, towering frame ♪ 2203 01:49:19,208 --> 01:49:20,582 ♪ and then you're stunning beyond compare ♪ 2204 01:49:20,583 --> 01:49:23,750 ♪ Your body dazzles and shines ♪ 2205 01:49:26,042 --> 01:49:28,500 ♪ you're the one I'm crazy for ♪ 2206 01:49:31,250 --> 01:49:34,833 ♪ You're the one I'm crazy for ♪ 2207 01:49:36,417 --> 01:49:37,542 Wait. Stop. 2208 01:49:37,792 --> 01:49:39,417 Stop... He's getting angry. 2209 01:49:39,667 --> 01:49:41,333 Sir, should we show you something else? 2210 01:49:42,167 --> 01:49:43,583 Song... would you like to hear a song? 2211 01:49:43,833 --> 01:49:45,625 - Okay. - Daler ji. Daler ji. 2212 01:49:45,792 --> 01:49:47,417 Daler ji. Daler ji. 2213 01:49:47,542 --> 01:49:49,792 - Come over here. - Daler ji. 2214 01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:52,708 You must have heard about him... he's popular. 2215 01:49:52,833 --> 01:49:53,917 Daler Mehendi. 2216 01:49:54,167 --> 01:49:55,208 Sing now! 2217 01:49:58,333 --> 01:49:59,417 Not a sad song. 2218 01:50:10,667 --> 01:50:15,041 ♪ Listen, Zatara chief, we don't know what says this Sardar ♪ 2219 01:50:15,042 --> 01:50:16,791 ♪ We're just petty artists ♪ 2220 01:50:16,792 --> 01:50:19,416 ♪ forgive us, sir ♪ 2221 01:50:19,417 --> 01:50:22,041 ♪ We have one wife, four kids ♪ 2222 01:50:22,042 --> 01:50:23,832 ♪ There's darkness before our eyes ♪ 2223 01:50:23,833 --> 01:50:31,083 ♪ we're TV artists and Bhojpuri artists ♪ 2224 01:50:31,792 --> 01:50:34,833 ♪ Let us go ♪ 2225 01:50:41,417 --> 01:50:43,208 Rabbits! 2226 01:50:43,583 --> 01:50:46,042 He took out a bomb. Bomb! 2227 01:51:06,500 --> 01:51:07,833 He's happy. He's happy. 2228 01:51:09,667 --> 01:51:12,000 Your face looks familiar. 2229 01:51:12,542 --> 01:51:14,375 We just met a while ago. 2230 01:51:14,667 --> 01:51:17,249 Zatara sir. Do you watch flop films too? 2231 01:51:17,250 --> 01:51:17,833 Shut up. 2232 01:51:19,583 --> 01:51:22,458 I am laughing at you guys, not them. 2233 01:51:23,083 --> 01:51:26,083 You were trying to act brave by trusting these people. 2234 01:51:26,917 --> 01:51:29,042 They are clowns! Bloody clowns! 2235 01:51:32,083 --> 01:51:34,833 No, no... 2236 01:51:35,083 --> 01:51:36,208 Stop, Zatara. 2237 01:51:36,542 --> 01:51:37,583 Don't kill them! 2238 01:51:37,750 --> 01:51:38,833 They are innocent. 2239 01:51:39,833 --> 01:51:42,292 I'm ready to go with you. 2240 01:51:42,708 --> 01:51:44,625 No, no, Zoya. 2241 01:51:45,250 --> 01:51:47,833 Why are you surprised, Zatara? 2242 01:51:49,250 --> 01:51:51,167 Why am I doing this for their sake, 2243 01:51:51,333 --> 01:51:54,750 who neither came for us nor the humanity. 2244 01:51:56,750 --> 01:51:58,292 What is important is 2245 01:51:59,375 --> 01:52:01,124 Because one thing matters 2246 01:52:01,125 --> 01:52:05,167 And if saving their lives means sacrificing my honour... 2247 01:52:07,208 --> 01:52:08,833 Then I accept this deal. 2248 01:52:09,458 --> 01:52:12,667 Zatara, she is ready to sacrifice her honour. 2249 01:52:12,833 --> 01:52:13,958 Let us go. 2250 01:52:14,917 --> 01:52:17,082 Signal. Let's go. Come on. 2251 01:52:17,083 --> 01:52:18,250 Thank you. 2252 01:52:55,125 --> 01:52:58,083 I'm leaving now, but I'll be back at 5:30. 2253 01:52:58,333 --> 01:53:00,500 Handle the villagers until then. 2254 01:53:01,833 --> 01:53:03,042 Zoya. 2255 01:53:05,917 --> 01:53:07,167 Be ready. 2256 01:53:15,917 --> 01:53:16,875 Come on, guys. Come on. 2257 01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:17,916 We don't have time. 2258 01:53:17,917 --> 01:53:18,833 Helicopter is here. 2259 01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:21,249 Remember what I told you? 2260 01:53:21,250 --> 01:53:23,374 It's exactly like I told you. 2261 01:53:23,375 --> 01:53:25,332 Our destiny is our destiny, 2262 01:53:25,333 --> 01:53:26,957 and their destiny is their destiny... 2263 01:53:26,958 --> 01:53:29,292 Stop blaming destiny. 2264 01:53:30,458 --> 01:53:34,375 Zoya sacrificing herself for us was her decision. 2265 01:53:34,583 --> 01:53:38,458 And us running away like cowards was our decision. 2266 01:53:38,583 --> 01:53:40,958 Everyone knows that our decision is wrong! 2267 01:53:41,167 --> 01:53:44,000 In our hearts, we all know what we're doing is wrong. 2268 01:53:44,125 --> 01:53:46,500 I know. I know, but what next? 2269 01:53:46,625 --> 01:53:47,624 What do we do next? 2270 01:53:47,625 --> 01:53:48,832 We'll have to leave. 2271 01:53:48,833 --> 01:53:50,291 Yes, Rajeev is right. 2272 01:53:50,292 --> 01:53:51,958 We'll die if we stay here. 2273 01:53:52,083 --> 01:53:53,917 - We won't go. - Won't go? 2274 01:53:54,125 --> 01:53:55,292 Are you going to stay here? 2275 01:53:55,583 --> 01:53:57,083 What will we do even if we stay here? 2276 01:53:57,208 --> 01:53:59,249 We'll try to save the villagers. 2277 01:53:59,250 --> 01:54:01,832 For that, we have to fight Zatara. 2278 01:54:01,833 --> 01:54:03,499 He is a real terrorist! 2279 01:54:03,500 --> 01:54:05,416 With real weapons. 2280 01:54:05,417 --> 01:54:07,417 Courage is the biggest weapon. 2281 01:54:07,667 --> 01:54:09,875 Have you lost your mind, Sardar ji? 2282 01:54:10,167 --> 01:54:12,083 Do you want to go on a suicide mission? 2283 01:54:12,500 --> 01:54:14,374 They are three hundred and they are only three. 2284 01:54:14,375 --> 01:54:15,542 Not three, but four. 2285 01:54:15,708 --> 01:54:16,624 Four! 2286 01:54:16,625 --> 01:54:17,999 Including Dev, it's five. 2287 01:54:18,000 --> 01:54:20,750 Our father's dreams were we become a good director. 2288 01:54:20,875 --> 01:54:22,417 Whether we become good directors or not, 2289 01:54:22,625 --> 01:54:24,458 but we'll definitely be good human beings. 2290 01:54:24,583 --> 01:54:26,125 - We're not leaving. - He's right. 2291 01:54:26,292 --> 01:54:27,666 Rather than dying every day 2292 01:54:27,667 --> 01:54:29,499 we would die once doing a good deed. 2293 01:54:29,500 --> 01:54:31,374 We're not going. We're also staying. 2294 01:54:31,375 --> 01:54:33,208 What is wrong with all of you? 2295 01:54:33,458 --> 01:54:35,707 Only one... you guys stayed in that village for only one day, 2296 01:54:35,708 --> 01:54:37,249 and you're ready to give your life. 2297 01:54:37,250 --> 01:54:38,750 Go tell that to Zoya. 2298 01:54:38,958 --> 01:54:40,833 Even she spent one day with us. 2299 01:54:40,958 --> 01:54:43,875 What changed that she was willing to give her life for us? 2300 01:54:46,625 --> 01:54:48,083 Rajeev... even I am going with them. 2301 01:54:48,375 --> 01:54:50,207 I admit I'm not too bright, 2302 01:54:50,208 --> 01:54:54,333 but at least I know what's right and wrong. 2303 01:54:54,708 --> 01:54:56,082 Let him go, Jenny. 2304 01:54:56,083 --> 01:54:57,125 Even I am staying. 2305 01:54:57,292 --> 01:54:59,167 Nadia, don't be a fool. 2306 01:54:59,375 --> 01:55:00,791 You were a cheater. 2307 01:55:00,792 --> 01:55:03,000 But I realised what a coward you are. 2308 01:55:03,667 --> 01:55:06,625 Fine. Die. All of you die. 2309 01:55:06,792 --> 01:55:09,417 - Nainsukh, are you coming? - I'm staying. 2310 01:55:09,708 --> 01:55:11,707 I admit I'm blind, but I am not stupid. 2311 01:55:11,708 --> 01:55:13,332 Spare me the lecture. 2312 01:55:13,333 --> 01:55:15,542 Die. All of you die. 2313 01:55:15,875 --> 01:55:16,792 I am going. 2314 01:55:16,958 --> 01:55:20,250 You can either come with me or stay here and die! 2315 01:55:38,250 --> 01:55:40,250 Let's go. Hurry up. Come on. 2316 01:55:51,542 --> 01:55:54,750 They went to save her, but she's come here herself. 2317 01:55:54,958 --> 01:55:56,125 Do you want to come too? Let's go. 2318 01:55:56,292 --> 01:55:58,708 Not me, take her. 2319 01:56:01,292 --> 01:56:04,042 I will survive one way or another, 2320 01:56:04,250 --> 01:56:06,833 but she will get a chance to live her life. 2321 01:56:08,292 --> 01:56:09,375 In the name of God. 2322 01:56:11,792 --> 01:56:13,917 Urvi. Just go. 2323 01:56:14,333 --> 01:56:15,417 I will come to you. 2324 01:56:15,833 --> 01:56:18,958 Go on. Go. Go... 2325 01:56:23,792 --> 01:56:24,667 Urvi. 2326 01:57:22,208 --> 01:57:23,500 Get out of here quickly! 2327 01:58:03,958 --> 01:58:04,583 Hey. 2328 01:58:05,792 --> 01:58:06,625 Let's go. 2329 01:58:09,292 --> 01:58:13,458 Mother! Mother! 2330 01:58:13,917 --> 01:58:18,250 Mother! Mother! 2331 01:58:19,458 --> 01:58:21,000 She is Zoya's daughter. 2332 01:58:21,208 --> 01:58:23,583 She lost her voice. 2333 01:58:28,042 --> 01:58:29,708 Mother! 2334 01:58:30,417 --> 01:58:32,249 Don't kill them. They are innocent. 2335 01:58:32,250 --> 01:58:34,250 They are clowns! Bloody clowns! 2336 01:58:36,083 --> 01:58:38,374 We're running away like cowards. 2337 01:58:38,375 --> 01:58:40,250 We'll at least be good human beings! 2338 01:58:40,375 --> 01:58:41,375 Mother! 2339 01:58:43,667 --> 01:58:45,125 I won't let any harm come to this village. 2340 01:58:45,250 --> 01:58:47,125 I realised today what a coward you are. 2341 01:58:47,250 --> 01:58:50,625 Pilot... turn the helicopter around! 2342 01:58:50,958 --> 01:58:52,042 Let's go back! 2343 01:58:52,250 --> 01:58:53,375 Copy that. 2344 01:59:05,208 --> 01:59:09,541 - Once more... - Give it all you got! 2345 01:59:09,542 --> 01:59:10,417 Come on. 2346 01:59:47,250 --> 01:59:48,375 Everyone go there. 2347 02:00:01,958 --> 02:00:03,375 Hey, what are you doing? 2348 02:00:23,875 --> 02:00:24,917 Run. 2349 02:00:27,917 --> 02:00:29,458 Mother! 2350 02:00:32,292 --> 02:00:33,208 Urvi. 2351 02:00:33,375 --> 02:00:34,624 - Urvi. - Mother! 2352 02:00:34,625 --> 02:00:35,667 What did you say? 2353 02:00:36,083 --> 02:00:36,833 Mother! 2354 02:00:37,125 --> 02:00:38,291 Say it again. 2355 02:00:38,292 --> 02:00:39,167 Mother! 2356 02:00:40,167 --> 02:00:43,125 Urvi! Thank God! 2357 02:00:45,500 --> 02:00:46,916 Come on. Come on, Urvi! 2358 02:00:49,000 --> 02:00:50,625 I want to tell you something. 2359 02:00:53,958 --> 02:00:55,417 Rajeev wasn't wrong. 2360 02:00:56,292 --> 02:00:59,041 That night, you two fell for Diya's ruse. 2361 02:00:59,042 --> 02:01:02,292 You wouldn't have believed Rajeev if he had given clarification. 2362 02:01:02,625 --> 02:01:04,167 You misunderstood him. 2363 02:01:06,875 --> 02:01:08,458 He's a good guy. 2364 02:01:09,750 --> 02:01:10,625 Go on. 2365 02:01:14,875 --> 02:01:16,042 Rajeev... 2366 02:01:30,833 --> 02:01:32,042 You are not a cheater. 2367 02:01:33,542 --> 02:01:34,833 I am not a coward either. 2368 02:01:35,875 --> 02:01:36,917 Another thing... 2369 02:01:38,958 --> 02:01:40,667 you've put on weight. 2370 02:01:43,250 --> 02:01:44,874 Bro, get back up if you're done. 2371 02:01:44,875 --> 02:01:45,666 Or we're dead. 2372 02:01:45,667 --> 02:01:47,500 We've reunited after five years, 2373 02:01:47,667 --> 02:01:49,417 give me some time for romance. 2374 02:01:52,542 --> 02:01:54,083 Let's get out of here, or we'll get killed. 2375 02:01:54,333 --> 02:01:56,250 - Let's go tell Zatara. - Come on. 2376 02:01:57,792 --> 02:02:00,583 What about the villagers you abandoned? 2377 02:02:07,958 --> 02:02:09,042 Forgive me. 2378 02:02:17,875 --> 02:02:18,750 Aunt... 2379 02:02:19,333 --> 02:02:20,583 Aunt is right. 2380 02:02:22,625 --> 02:02:24,125 How did he understand? 2381 02:02:25,083 --> 02:02:27,125 God knows what she's saying. 2382 02:02:27,667 --> 02:02:29,708 He didn't understand, by God. 2383 02:02:29,917 --> 02:02:31,042 O weeping mother... 2384 02:02:32,875 --> 02:02:34,500 Days of weeping have just begun... 2385 02:02:34,625 --> 02:02:35,541 For us? 2386 02:02:35,542 --> 02:02:36,542 For Zatara. 2387 02:02:38,500 --> 02:02:39,667 Don't worry, mother. 2388 02:02:40,667 --> 02:02:42,500 Zatara's that has started. 2389 02:02:44,500 --> 02:02:45,417 What's that? 2390 02:02:46,083 --> 02:02:47,292 That... 2391 02:02:47,417 --> 02:02:48,624 There he goes again. 2392 02:02:48,625 --> 02:02:50,417 We'll be done for if he starts that again. 2393 02:02:50,583 --> 02:02:52,250 That's not the issue. 2394 02:02:52,458 --> 02:02:55,291 We have to free the people of Azadganj. 2395 02:02:55,292 --> 02:02:56,583 - That's all. - Right. 2396 02:02:56,750 --> 02:02:59,082 And we have to get these villagers across the border. 2397 02:02:59,083 --> 02:02:59,541 Right. 2398 02:02:59,542 --> 02:03:01,499 We'll shoot anyone who gets in the way? 2399 02:03:01,500 --> 02:03:04,207 We might not have weapons, but we have courage. 2400 02:03:04,208 --> 02:03:04,833 Romeo's right. 2401 02:03:04,958 --> 02:03:07,417 Guys, guys, don't be crazy. 2402 02:03:07,583 --> 02:03:09,874 None of us will get out alive. 2403 02:03:09,875 --> 02:03:10,875 I have an idea. 2404 02:03:11,042 --> 02:03:12,957 We want weapons, not ideas. 2405 02:03:12,958 --> 02:03:17,208 I can take you to a place where you can get weapons. 2406 02:03:17,333 --> 02:03:19,875 Zatara keeps all his weapons in the warehouse nearby. 2407 02:03:20,083 --> 02:03:21,499 Then let's go there. Come on. 2408 02:03:21,500 --> 02:03:22,666 Let's go. 2409 02:03:22,667 --> 02:03:25,625 - Son. - Come on, grandma. Let's go. 2410 02:03:29,375 --> 02:03:31,333 This is it. Zatara's weapon. 2411 02:03:31,542 --> 02:03:33,292 Take this. 2412 02:03:34,333 --> 02:03:36,125 This is Zatara's warehouse. 2413 02:03:38,417 --> 02:03:41,250 - Are these real? - These are not props! 2414 02:03:41,542 --> 02:03:43,124 Remington 700. 2415 02:03:43,125 --> 02:03:44,207 M-19. 2416 02:03:44,208 --> 02:03:45,500 Anna, what's that? 2417 02:03:45,625 --> 02:03:47,124 Leave that. Look at this. 2418 02:03:47,125 --> 02:03:51,000 I've used guns and bazookas in my life, but nothing like this. 2419 02:03:51,125 --> 02:03:53,208 If this is beyond you, 2420 02:03:53,583 --> 02:03:55,250 then how will you fight Zatara? 2421 02:03:55,833 --> 02:03:58,167 Only the army can handle weapons like this. 2422 02:03:58,667 --> 02:04:00,750 Where will we get these army personnel? 2423 02:04:03,167 --> 02:04:05,958 huh? 2424 02:04:07,833 --> 02:04:11,208 Only the army can handle weapons like this. 2425 02:04:12,542 --> 02:04:14,042 Where will we get these army men-- 2426 02:04:14,208 --> 02:04:15,000 Hey! 2427 02:04:15,417 --> 02:04:16,625 Are we doing comedy here? 2428 02:04:16,833 --> 02:04:17,791 Who made that sound? 2429 02:04:17,792 --> 02:04:19,792 - Was it you?- - No! ummm. 2430 02:04:19,917 --> 02:04:22,042 Uncle... why are you making that sound. 2431 02:04:22,167 --> 02:04:23,082 I haven't done anything. 2432 02:04:23,083 --> 02:04:24,208 Where is this sound coming from? 2433 02:04:24,500 --> 02:04:25,375 Down there. 2434 02:04:26,125 --> 02:04:27,624 But that's where pee comes from. 2435 02:04:27,625 --> 02:04:28,875 What behaviour is this? 2436 02:04:29,042 --> 02:04:30,542 Then where is the sound coming from? 2437 02:04:31,333 --> 02:04:33,708 The sound is coming from somewhere here. 2438 02:04:34,500 --> 02:04:36,250 Move it. 2439 02:04:36,458 --> 02:04:37,750 Get a tool. 2440 02:04:37,917 --> 02:04:39,417 Let me handle it. It's not your cup of tea. 2441 02:04:41,167 --> 02:04:43,333 What are you doing? 2442 02:04:43,500 --> 02:04:44,666 Idiot, aim the other way. 2443 02:04:44,667 --> 02:04:45,750 Alright, fine. 2444 02:04:47,625 --> 02:04:49,583 - It's done. - Stop. Stop. 2445 02:04:52,333 --> 02:04:53,500 Lift it. Lift it. Come on. 2446 02:04:56,167 --> 02:04:57,166 What is happening? 2447 02:04:57,167 --> 02:04:58,042 Tunnel? 2448 02:05:34,750 --> 02:05:36,375 Indian Army? 2449 02:05:36,958 --> 02:05:37,750 You... 2450 02:05:38,958 --> 02:05:40,166 are also from army? 2451 02:05:42,458 --> 02:05:44,374 I'll join if you want me to, sir. 2452 02:05:44,375 --> 02:05:45,332 Who are all of you? 2453 02:05:45,333 --> 02:05:46,583 And why are you here? 2454 02:05:46,750 --> 02:05:48,667 - To shoot. - Who? 2455 02:05:48,958 --> 02:05:50,999 Anyone who messes with us. We'll kill him. 2456 02:05:51,000 --> 02:05:53,083 We're actors. We came here to shoot a film. 2457 02:05:53,208 --> 02:05:55,416 We got stuck here because of Zatara. 2458 02:05:55,417 --> 02:05:56,833 But who are you guys? 2459 02:05:57,000 --> 02:05:58,792 We're the Indian Army. 2460 02:06:01,542 --> 02:06:03,167 I am Brigadier Karan. 2461 02:06:03,333 --> 02:06:05,500 I am Lieutenant Colonel Arjun. 2462 02:06:05,708 --> 02:06:07,542 Then you must be Duryodhan? 2463 02:06:09,667 --> 02:06:11,750 Arjun, Karan, Duryodhan. 2464 02:06:12,167 --> 02:06:13,417 Mahabharat? 2465 02:06:16,083 --> 02:06:21,958 ♪ Mahabharat TV show theme song plays ♪ 2466 02:06:22,500 --> 02:06:27,792 ♪ Mahabharat TV show theme song continues ♪ 2467 02:06:28,042 --> 02:06:29,708 ♪ Mahabha-- ♪ 2468 02:06:33,250 --> 02:06:36,125 Zatara held us captive here for 15 years. 2469 02:06:37,000 --> 02:06:38,417 Us and the general. 2470 02:06:38,750 --> 02:06:40,042 General? 2471 02:06:40,208 --> 02:06:42,583 Where is the General? 2472 02:07:18,958 --> 02:07:20,958 And he's our General sir. 2473 02:07:21,875 --> 02:07:23,083 Vishwajeet Kohli. 2474 02:07:23,500 --> 02:07:25,624 Major Vishwajeet Raj Kohli. 2475 02:07:25,625 --> 02:07:28,250 He went on a mission for India one day. 2476 02:07:28,583 --> 02:07:30,792 He's been missing in action for 15 years. 2477 02:07:46,125 --> 02:07:47,875 They both look that... 2478 02:07:48,042 --> 02:07:48,791 Sweet dish. 2479 02:07:48,792 --> 02:07:50,958 No... like those in films like Ram and Shyam. 2480 02:07:51,917 --> 02:07:54,333 - He's talking about double role. - Yes. 2481 02:07:56,083 --> 02:07:56,916 Father. 2482 02:07:56,917 --> 02:07:57,875 Father? 2483 02:07:58,083 --> 02:07:59,167 He's his father. 2484 02:08:02,625 --> 02:08:03,708 Rajeev. 2485 02:08:05,708 --> 02:08:06,667 My son. 2486 02:08:07,667 --> 02:08:09,875 I am so happy to see you. 2487 02:08:11,167 --> 02:08:12,417 The apple of my eye. 2488 02:08:13,542 --> 02:08:15,167 My darling son. 2489 02:08:15,500 --> 02:08:16,291 son? 2490 02:08:16,292 --> 02:08:17,917 My darling son. 2491 02:08:18,375 --> 02:08:19,874 What language is he speaking? 2492 02:08:19,875 --> 02:08:21,292 Father, you're lisping? 2493 02:08:23,708 --> 02:08:24,708 Yeth, son. 2494 02:08:25,500 --> 02:08:27,500 I raised my voice in front of enemies, 2495 02:08:28,292 --> 02:08:30,167 and they cut off my tongue. 2496 02:08:37,583 --> 02:08:40,124 Zatara didn't cut her tongue which he should have, 2497 02:08:40,125 --> 02:08:41,958 but he cut off the poor general's tongue. 2498 02:08:43,917 --> 02:08:44,958 And his too. 2499 02:08:45,167 --> 02:08:46,833 Since then, I've been lisping. 2500 02:08:47,417 --> 02:08:49,542 All day I call a gun a bun. 2501 02:08:49,792 --> 02:08:51,333 Gun powder... bun powder 2502 02:08:51,458 --> 02:08:54,083 More so, I call the nations soil nations toil. 2503 02:08:54,292 --> 02:08:57,375 Enough, father. I cannot tolerate this anymore. 2504 02:08:57,875 --> 02:09:00,582 The less you speak, the better. 2505 02:09:00,583 --> 02:09:01,583 Enough. 2506 02:09:02,833 --> 02:09:05,500 Son... things will only be better 2507 02:09:06,625 --> 02:09:10,292 when we can set Azadganj free. 2508 02:09:10,833 --> 02:09:12,167 My brave warriors. 2509 02:09:15,333 --> 02:09:16,208 But now 2510 02:09:17,167 --> 02:09:19,042 We'll have fun in jungle now. 2511 02:09:19,667 --> 02:09:20,832 it'th time for a showdown. 2512 02:09:20,833 --> 02:09:21,750 Excuse me, uncle. 2513 02:09:21,875 --> 02:09:22,832 What do you want to say? 2514 02:09:22,833 --> 02:09:26,457 We didn't understand a word you said. 2515 02:09:26,458 --> 02:09:28,708 Explain the meaning of any one. Enough. 2516 02:09:30,167 --> 02:09:32,667 jungle was all fun and games... 2517 02:09:32,958 --> 02:09:34,917 But general sir is trying to say, 2518 02:09:35,083 --> 02:09:37,375 now it's time for a showdown. 2519 02:09:37,500 --> 02:09:39,125 Got it. 2520 02:09:39,292 --> 02:09:40,208 Welcome... 2521 02:09:40,375 --> 02:09:42,083 Welcome to the Jungle. 2522 02:09:42,250 --> 02:09:44,167 Welcome to the Jungle. 2523 02:09:44,292 --> 02:09:46,042 You're making fun of me. 2524 02:09:46,167 --> 02:09:47,125 No... 2525 02:09:47,375 --> 02:09:50,667 Welcome To The Jungle. 2526 02:09:50,833 --> 02:09:57,833 Welcome To The Jungle. 2527 02:09:58,250 --> 02:10:00,208 Those soldiers attacked us. 2528 02:10:00,375 --> 02:10:02,208 And also seized our weapons. 2529 02:10:10,875 --> 02:10:12,917 Hello. Indian Army calling. 2530 02:10:13,167 --> 02:10:14,833 Indian Army calling. 2531 02:10:15,708 --> 02:10:17,667 Hello. Major Vikrant Bakshi here. 2532 02:10:17,833 --> 02:10:20,124 This is General Vishwajeet Kohli speaking. 2533 02:10:20,125 --> 02:10:22,750 Which child got hold of this radio frequency? 2534 02:10:26,042 --> 02:10:27,207 Let me speak. He's my father. 2535 02:10:27,208 --> 02:10:32,042 The person you were talking to was our General Vishwajeet Kohli. 2536 02:10:33,208 --> 02:10:34,042 Vishwajeet Kohli. 2537 02:10:34,167 --> 02:10:35,624 He's the guy who has been missing for several years. 2538 02:10:35,625 --> 02:10:36,958 - Give me the phone, please. - Yes, sir. 2539 02:10:38,333 --> 02:10:40,292 This is General Avinash Singh here. 2540 02:10:40,458 --> 02:10:43,333 It's an honour. You are a living legend, sir. 2541 02:10:43,458 --> 02:10:45,042 We've heard about your feats. 2542 02:10:45,167 --> 02:10:47,292 We've escaped Zatara's captivity. 2543 02:10:47,542 --> 02:10:50,583 And we want to help the people of Azadganj cross the border. 2544 02:10:50,708 --> 02:10:51,957 It's great news that you guys are free. 2545 02:10:51,958 --> 02:10:53,292 Do you want to say something? 2546 02:10:53,583 --> 02:10:54,833 I am proud of you. 2547 02:10:55,083 --> 02:10:55,833 Azadganj? 2548 02:10:55,958 --> 02:10:58,791 Isn't this the same village whose people Zatara took hostage? 2549 02:10:58,792 --> 02:11:02,708 We'll pass through the jungle from Azadganj to reach the border. 2550 02:11:02,833 --> 02:11:06,125 But sir, the border is three kilometres from Azadganj. 2551 02:11:06,250 --> 02:11:08,333 - There's dense jungle in the way. - You're crazy. Give him the walkie. 2552 02:11:08,500 --> 02:11:10,082 Only after that will you reach the border. 2553 02:11:10,083 --> 02:11:11,417 Don't worry. 2554 02:11:11,708 --> 02:11:13,042 We'll get there. 2555 02:11:13,250 --> 02:11:16,125 And we'll be there in... two minutes. 2556 02:11:17,833 --> 02:11:19,374 Zero. Zero. 2557 02:11:19,375 --> 02:11:20,417 Twenty minutes. 2558 02:11:20,625 --> 02:11:22,374 As soon as we leave, 2559 02:11:22,375 --> 02:11:25,167 you call an air strike on Zatara and the jungle. 2560 02:11:25,292 --> 02:11:28,541 Turn the entire place into a grave with target bombing. 2561 02:11:28,542 --> 02:11:30,583 But, sir, if there's even a slight delay, 2562 02:11:30,708 --> 02:11:33,000 then your lives could be in danger. 2563 02:11:35,083 --> 02:11:37,166 There won't be any delay. 2564 02:11:37,167 --> 02:11:39,458 You have Vishwajeet Kohli's word! 2565 02:11:39,875 --> 02:11:43,083 And once Kohli gives his word, there's no taking it back. 2566 02:11:43,708 --> 02:11:45,458 The man's got no tongue. How's he supposed to give his word? 2567 02:11:46,208 --> 02:11:47,332 Hey... 2568 02:11:47,333 --> 02:11:48,374 General sir. General sir. 2569 02:11:48,375 --> 02:11:52,208 He's saying that even if our heads are chopped off, 2570 02:11:52,333 --> 02:11:53,707 even if it costs us our lives, 2571 02:11:53,708 --> 02:11:56,042 we'll say Welcome. 2572 02:11:56,208 --> 02:11:57,750 To the Jungle! 2573 02:12:06,667 --> 02:12:07,249 Tell me. 2574 02:12:07,250 --> 02:12:09,957 Zatara... they blew up our weapons 2575 02:12:09,958 --> 02:12:11,874 and released the soldiers we held captive for 15 years. 2576 02:12:11,875 --> 02:12:13,624 Now they are helping them. 2577 02:12:13,625 --> 02:12:15,000 Which way are they headed? 2578 02:12:15,167 --> 02:12:16,667 They are headed towards the border. 2579 02:12:16,792 --> 02:12:18,542 Kill them. Kill them all. 2580 02:12:45,125 --> 02:12:45,999 No, no. 2581 02:12:46,000 --> 02:12:47,292 - Anna. - Rajeev. 2582 02:12:47,417 --> 02:12:48,375 Father! 2583 02:13:01,292 --> 02:13:01,875 Come on. 2584 02:13:02,042 --> 02:13:03,499 May you have the years meant for me? 2585 02:13:03,500 --> 02:13:05,333 This is no time for coddling. 2586 02:13:05,917 --> 02:13:07,417 Come on. Everyone go. 2587 02:13:09,542 --> 02:13:11,958 Come on, let's go. 2588 02:13:17,500 --> 02:13:18,833 Sir, air base. 2589 02:13:23,833 --> 02:13:26,332 I want all aircraft to be lined up immediately. 2590 02:13:26,333 --> 02:13:28,208 Copy that, sir. Move the aircraft. 2591 02:13:28,458 --> 02:13:30,124 We have only 18 minutes. 2592 02:13:30,125 --> 02:13:31,416 That's an order! 2593 02:13:37,250 --> 02:13:38,250 Karan. 2594 02:13:55,667 --> 02:13:59,542 Hey, hey, hey! 2595 02:14:04,208 --> 02:14:05,832 We're caught between a well and a ravine. 2596 02:14:05,833 --> 02:14:06,958 Where's the well? 2597 02:14:07,875 --> 02:14:09,624 Hang on. Where is the ravine? 2598 02:14:09,625 --> 02:14:10,792 Over here. 2599 02:14:16,708 --> 02:14:20,792 Look... we have to do what every brave person does. 2600 02:14:20,917 --> 02:14:21,875 What? 2601 02:14:22,042 --> 02:14:23,833 We... have to hide. 2602 02:14:23,958 --> 02:14:26,167 Hide. Hide. 2603 02:15:06,917 --> 02:15:10,208 We'll become easy targets if we stay together. 2604 02:15:10,333 --> 02:15:11,749 We'll all die. 2605 02:15:11,750 --> 02:15:14,083 Yes, let's separate and meet at the border. 2606 02:15:14,208 --> 02:15:16,708 He's right. We'll meet at the border. 2607 02:15:16,917 --> 02:15:18,583 Alright. Let's go. 2608 02:15:18,833 --> 02:15:21,208 Chief, a lot of our men are dead. 2609 02:15:21,375 --> 02:15:22,792 It's getting difficult to stop them. 2610 02:15:36,042 --> 02:15:37,707 Who's over there, idiot? 2611 02:15:37,708 --> 02:15:38,833 Fall in line. 2612 02:15:39,125 --> 02:15:40,583 Follow me, everyone. 2613 02:15:45,375 --> 02:15:47,375 - Hey, terrorist? - Yes, sir. 2614 02:15:51,375 --> 02:15:53,500 You would have been dead if you had gone any further. 2615 02:15:53,708 --> 02:15:54,500 Come on. 2616 02:16:16,792 --> 02:16:17,583 Let's go. 2617 02:16:37,083 --> 02:16:38,292 - Thank you. - Thank you. 2618 02:16:55,458 --> 02:16:56,500 Who are you guys? 2619 02:16:56,917 --> 02:16:57,958 Where do you come from? 2620 02:16:58,083 --> 02:16:59,208 Why do you come? 2621 02:17:15,208 --> 02:17:16,208 Hurry up, boys. 2622 02:17:16,333 --> 02:17:18,333 We have only 15 minutes. 2623 02:17:24,958 --> 02:17:26,417 Nainsukh, give me bullets. 2624 02:17:26,542 --> 02:17:27,458 Take it. Take it. 2625 02:17:27,583 --> 02:17:29,416 What am I supposed to do, hang them one by one? 2626 02:17:29,417 --> 02:17:30,041 Give me bullets. 2627 02:17:30,042 --> 02:17:31,207 I gave you a gun. Shoot them. 2628 02:17:31,208 --> 02:17:32,041 Why will you hang them? 2629 02:17:33,625 --> 02:17:34,541 Give me something. 2630 02:17:34,542 --> 02:17:36,582 Here. Empty the whole magazine. 2631 02:17:36,583 --> 02:17:38,500 What is this? A lunch date? 2632 02:17:39,250 --> 02:17:40,458 Look at me. 2633 02:17:41,875 --> 02:17:43,332 Romeo. Someone's hitting me. 2634 02:17:43,333 --> 02:17:44,416 Romeo's hitting you. 2635 02:17:44,417 --> 02:17:45,417 Come on, or we'll all die. 2636 02:17:48,625 --> 02:17:51,625 Oh Lord... 2637 02:17:52,667 --> 02:17:55,167 You have to shoot them, not get shot. 2638 02:17:55,375 --> 02:17:56,249 Get the stretcher. 2639 02:17:56,250 --> 02:17:57,332 Look where you are shooting. 2640 02:17:57,333 --> 02:17:58,250 Are you blind? 2641 02:17:58,583 --> 02:18:00,083 The stretcher's here, brother. Lie down. 2642 02:18:08,875 --> 02:18:09,832 Don't lift that thing, 2643 02:18:09,833 --> 02:18:11,041 or you'll get crushed under it. 2644 02:18:11,042 --> 02:18:12,208 Don is here. Don is here. 2645 02:18:14,583 --> 02:18:15,625 I love it. 2646 02:18:21,042 --> 02:18:23,458 Take this. 2647 02:18:30,875 --> 02:18:32,792 What is this item, Anna? 2648 02:18:32,917 --> 02:18:34,250 It's flower. Flower. 2649 02:18:34,417 --> 02:18:37,917 - Yeah... it won't bloody douse. - It's Anna's firepower. 2650 02:18:40,250 --> 02:18:42,292 Jai Bhawani. 2651 02:18:42,875 --> 02:18:44,666 - Did you throw the grenade? - Yes, I did. 2652 02:18:44,667 --> 02:18:45,958 Then why didn't it explode? 2653 02:18:46,375 --> 02:18:46,957 I don't know. 2654 02:18:46,958 --> 02:18:49,417 - Fake stuff. - Guess it's a dud. 2655 02:18:49,583 --> 02:18:51,708 Sir... we cannot get 2656 02:18:51,833 --> 02:18:53,917 the villagers across the border in such a short time. 2657 02:18:54,042 --> 02:18:55,458 We have to buy some time, sir. 2658 02:18:55,833 --> 02:18:56,874 Give me the walkie-talkie. 2659 02:18:56,875 --> 02:18:57,792 Walkie-talkie? 2660 02:18:58,000 --> 02:18:58,999 But we don't have it. 2661 02:18:59,000 --> 02:18:59,958 General Kohli? 2662 02:19:00,625 --> 02:19:01,625 General Kohli? 2663 02:19:01,750 --> 02:19:04,333 General Kohli, come in, please. 2664 02:19:05,292 --> 02:19:06,667 Why aren't they answering? 2665 02:19:11,458 --> 02:19:12,208 Girls! 2666 02:19:15,583 --> 02:19:16,708 I said girls. 2667 02:19:16,833 --> 02:19:18,958 So... even I'm a girl. 2668 02:19:19,167 --> 02:19:20,417 Alright... fine. 2669 02:19:20,583 --> 02:19:21,417 My mistake. 2670 02:19:22,708 --> 02:19:25,083 Okay. Okay. 2671 02:19:26,833 --> 02:19:27,542 Let's go. 2672 02:19:33,708 --> 02:19:36,708 ♪ Stung by love ♪ 2673 02:19:37,375 --> 02:19:40,000 It's girls. Pricked by a thorn. 2674 02:19:40,167 --> 02:19:41,707 ♪ My love ♪ 2675 02:19:41,708 --> 02:19:45,124 ♪ Under the tree, in your backyard ♪ 2676 02:19:45,125 --> 02:19:47,042 ♪ My love ♪ 2677 02:19:47,167 --> 02:19:48,875 Come on! Come on! 2678 02:19:49,000 --> 02:19:52,542 ♪ Got stung by love ♪ 2679 02:19:55,792 --> 02:19:59,124 ♪ Under the tree, in your backyard ♪ 2680 02:19:59,125 --> 02:20:01,499 ♪ My love ♪ 2681 02:20:01,500 --> 02:20:02,250 Old hag. 2682 02:20:02,375 --> 02:20:04,417 I should shoot this old hag first. 2683 02:20:04,792 --> 02:20:06,750 She foiled the entire plan. 2684 02:20:08,083 --> 02:20:09,791 ♪ Come my love ♪ 2685 02:20:09,792 --> 02:20:11,667 ♪ Under the tree, in your backyard ♪ 2686 02:20:11,792 --> 02:20:14,542 ♪ My love ♪ 2687 02:20:14,792 --> 02:20:16,208 Come on. Come on. 2688 02:20:17,042 --> 02:20:19,042 ♪ Got stung by love ♪ 2689 02:20:56,083 --> 02:20:57,041 Hey, Gorilla. 2690 02:20:57,042 --> 02:20:58,917 I'm just taking one banana. What's wrong with you? 2691 02:20:59,958 --> 02:21:03,000 I'm not the guy from Hera-Pheri. 2692 02:21:04,292 --> 02:21:05,457 Run, run... 2693 02:21:29,458 --> 02:21:30,500 What is this place? 2694 02:21:31,833 --> 02:21:35,417 Rajeev and Anna both found their dad. 2695 02:21:37,625 --> 02:21:38,583 Dad. 2696 02:21:44,792 --> 02:21:46,624 Anna... your father. 2697 02:21:46,625 --> 02:21:47,875 What father? 2698 02:21:48,083 --> 02:21:50,042 It's me, you fool. 2699 02:21:50,500 --> 02:21:51,708 Anna. Anna. 2700 02:21:52,167 --> 02:21:52,958 Anna? 2701 02:22:11,042 --> 02:22:12,625 Zatara! 2702 02:22:13,542 --> 02:22:15,458 Come out. 2703 02:22:16,542 --> 02:22:17,875 Come out. 2704 02:22:19,708 --> 02:22:21,417 If you're a terrorist, 2705 02:22:21,583 --> 02:22:23,708 then you don't know who I am. 2706 02:22:23,833 --> 02:22:26,124 No one can stop him now. He's gone. 2707 02:22:26,125 --> 02:22:26,791 That's fine. 2708 02:22:26,792 --> 02:22:29,667 But he's high and charging toward the village. 2709 02:22:32,292 --> 02:22:33,833 You don't know who I am! 2710 02:22:34,958 --> 02:22:36,958 Oh Lord! 2711 02:22:38,958 --> 02:22:40,207 Isn't that Dubey? 2712 02:22:40,208 --> 02:22:41,916 But why is he running in front of the Gorilla? 2713 02:22:41,917 --> 02:22:43,374 The Gorilla is running after him. 2714 02:22:43,375 --> 02:22:43,958 Meaning? 2715 02:22:44,125 --> 02:22:46,666 Do you know who I am? 2716 02:22:46,667 --> 02:22:48,041 I am that. 2717 02:22:48,042 --> 02:22:49,707 There he goes again. 2718 02:22:49,708 --> 02:22:51,083 Shut him down. 2719 02:22:51,667 --> 02:22:54,332 Why are you after me? 2720 02:22:54,333 --> 02:22:55,208 Run away. 2721 02:22:55,667 --> 02:22:58,624 Anna. We all know you're the don. 2722 02:22:58,625 --> 02:23:00,125 But he is not listening. 2723 02:23:01,042 --> 02:23:03,541 Him. 2724 02:23:07,917 --> 02:23:09,375 One take, okay. 2725 02:23:12,125 --> 02:23:14,542 Come on, come on, move forward. 2726 02:23:15,917 --> 02:23:18,542 Abdullah, look. We've reached the border. 2727 02:23:21,792 --> 02:23:24,333 Once these people reach the border. 2728 02:23:41,958 --> 02:23:42,917 Thank you. 2729 02:23:43,750 --> 02:23:46,750 We'll do the action asap, sir. Over and out, sir. 2730 02:23:48,125 --> 02:23:49,125 - Come on, boys. - Yes, sir. 2731 02:23:49,250 --> 02:23:51,208 let's move, let's move, let's move. 2732 02:23:51,333 --> 02:23:52,208 Move. Move. 2733 02:23:54,042 --> 02:23:56,958 Come on. Come here! 2734 02:23:57,500 --> 02:24:00,083 Let's go, come on. 2735 02:24:02,000 --> 02:24:04,833 Very thankful to you. 2736 02:24:06,792 --> 02:24:09,332 I can never understand what the people of this village say. 2737 02:24:09,333 --> 02:24:11,333 - She was wishing good for you. - I know, I know. 2738 02:24:13,792 --> 02:24:16,250 BSF...open the doors. 2739 02:24:16,417 --> 02:24:17,542 Let's take them in. 2740 02:24:39,792 --> 02:24:41,042 My great India. 2741 02:24:41,458 --> 02:24:43,208 You mean great India. 2742 02:24:43,333 --> 02:24:45,292 Yes, Auntie is right. India is great. 2743 02:25:07,458 --> 02:25:09,208 Urvi! Urvi! 2744 02:25:10,625 --> 02:25:12,208 Urvi! 2745 02:25:12,333 --> 02:25:13,667 Hey, general. 2746 02:25:13,958 --> 02:25:15,042 Come out. 2747 02:25:15,292 --> 02:25:18,208 For fifteen years, you were in a hole. 2748 02:25:19,333 --> 02:25:20,000 Father! 2749 02:25:20,167 --> 02:25:25,083 Father!P 2750 02:25:21,833 --> 02:25:24,042 - What happened? - Father. 2751 02:25:24,250 --> 02:25:25,292 Father. 2752 02:25:43,292 --> 02:25:44,833 Maybe father is still in the jungle. 2753 02:25:45,042 --> 02:25:46,583 Zoya's daughter is also in there. 2754 02:25:47,833 --> 02:25:48,417 Father. 2755 02:25:48,542 --> 02:25:51,208 - Stay back. Back... - My father's still there. 2756 02:25:51,417 --> 02:25:52,833 Father... 2757 02:25:53,792 --> 02:25:55,042 My daughter! 2758 02:25:58,167 --> 02:26:00,167 P 2759 02:26:09,292 --> 02:26:10,917 My daughter got left behind. 2760 02:26:11,083 --> 02:26:12,083 Father! 2761 02:26:23,125 --> 02:26:24,125 - Run, dear. - What? 2762 02:26:25,917 --> 02:26:27,333 - Run. Run. -What? 2763 02:26:28,250 --> 02:26:29,625 Run, you... 2764 02:26:32,042 --> 02:26:34,500 Stop. 2765 02:27:00,417 --> 02:27:01,667 Father! 2766 02:27:42,208 --> 02:27:45,292 Mother! 2767 02:27:49,333 --> 02:27:50,750 Urvi. 2768 02:28:30,042 --> 02:28:32,667 Uncle, he's already sad. 2769 02:28:33,083 --> 02:28:34,458 Don't make him any sadder. 2770 02:28:34,750 --> 02:28:36,750 hmm. 2771 02:28:48,417 --> 02:28:50,000 - What happened? - It's terrible. 2772 02:28:52,917 --> 02:28:53,917 What happened, mister? 2773 02:28:55,083 --> 02:28:57,000 I don't have any change. Go on. 2774 02:29:02,583 --> 02:29:05,333 You cannot leave us like this. 2775 02:29:06,250 --> 02:29:08,500 You cannot die like this. 2776 02:29:09,250 --> 02:29:11,291 Once a man gone, he gone, son. 2777 02:29:11,292 --> 02:29:12,583 But who died? 2778 02:29:13,417 --> 02:29:14,875 My father. 2779 02:29:16,083 --> 02:29:20,124 We met after 15 years and died in 15 minutes. 2780 02:29:20,125 --> 02:29:23,208 If your father'th dead, who am I? 2781 02:29:24,208 --> 02:29:25,625 He's lost it! 2782 02:29:28,125 --> 02:29:31,083 Father. Father is alive. 2783 02:29:31,208 --> 02:29:32,957 My father is alive. 2784 02:29:32,958 --> 02:29:36,750 Father is alive... 2785 02:29:37,208 --> 02:29:39,124 Father will die like this, son. 2786 02:29:39,125 --> 02:29:40,417 Enough, son. 2787 02:29:41,292 --> 02:29:44,500 Father is alive. Father is alive. 2788 02:29:45,875 --> 02:29:47,792 - What are you having? Give me. - Betel nut. 2789 02:29:53,458 --> 02:29:55,250 Thank you very much. 2790 02:29:55,417 --> 02:29:57,542 You saved my daughter's life. 2791 02:30:02,375 --> 02:30:03,375 May God... 2792 02:30:05,625 --> 02:30:10,083 May God, keep you happy always. 2793 02:30:12,083 --> 02:30:15,292 Dear Zoya... May God... 2794 02:30:17,208 --> 02:30:18,375 always protects your daughter... 2795 02:30:23,875 --> 02:30:27,375 If you want to thank anyone, then thank them. 2796 02:30:28,000 --> 02:30:31,583 They risked their lives to save the villagers. 2797 02:30:33,167 --> 02:30:34,000 And... 2798 02:30:35,792 --> 02:30:38,125 - What happened? - Nothing? 2799 02:30:38,500 --> 02:30:42,417 You lisp? How did you speak clearly? 2800 02:30:46,792 --> 02:30:48,000 Bloody idiots. 2801 02:30:48,333 --> 02:30:49,917 You have no sense at all. 2802 02:30:50,792 --> 02:30:52,708 Oh... betel nut. 2803 02:30:52,917 --> 02:30:53,708 Did you understand? 2804 02:30:54,292 --> 02:30:56,167 No, you didn't understand. Let me explain. 2805 02:30:56,333 --> 02:30:58,957 When you chew betel nut, 2806 02:30:58,958 --> 02:31:00,292 whoever speaks properly, starts lisping. 2807 02:31:00,417 --> 02:31:02,207 But he was lisping. 2808 02:31:02,208 --> 02:31:03,208 When he chewed betel nut, 2809 02:31:03,333 --> 02:31:05,250 he started speaking properly. 2810 02:31:05,375 --> 02:31:06,208 Understood? 2811 02:31:14,958 --> 02:31:16,541 Put the betel nut back, father. 2812 02:31:16,542 --> 02:31:21,125 Otherwise, you'll lose the honour you're about to get from the general. 2813 02:31:24,958 --> 02:31:25,833 He's right. 2814 02:31:34,708 --> 02:31:36,625 Better late than never. We missed you. 2815 02:31:37,750 --> 02:31:38,833 Welcome back. 2816 02:31:40,500 --> 02:31:43,083 I always knew, sir, the country is in safe hands. 2817 02:31:43,250 --> 02:31:44,208 Yup. 2818 02:31:48,042 --> 02:31:48,999 Bad manners. 2819 02:31:49,000 --> 02:31:49,833 Spit it out. 2820 02:31:50,208 --> 02:31:50,875 Sorry. 2821 02:31:53,583 --> 02:31:55,625 I had some betel nut... 2822 02:31:57,208 --> 02:31:59,333 - Oh God. - Oh God. 2823 02:32:00,625 --> 02:32:04,583 And just like that, years of fake hard work finally paid off. 2824 02:32:05,125 --> 02:32:06,541 We were heroes on screen, 2825 02:32:06,542 --> 02:32:09,208 but suddenly we also became national heroes too. 2826 02:32:09,375 --> 02:32:12,917 And the movie we made became a blockbuster. 2827 02:32:13,083 --> 02:32:15,833 It became the biggest money spinner of the year. 2828 02:32:16,167 --> 02:32:21,292 And then... money-money and more money. 2829 02:32:33,000 --> 02:32:33,958 Here we go. 2830 02:32:38,042 --> 02:32:38,792 Money... 2831 02:32:43,500 --> 02:32:47,000 ♪ Money-Money-Money ♪ 2832 02:32:48,042 --> 02:32:50,417 ♪ Welcome To The Jungle ♪ 2833 02:32:50,542 --> 02:32:52,833 ♪ Your money is my money ♪ 2834 02:32:52,958 --> 02:32:55,332 ♪ Her money is my money ♪ 2835 02:32:55,333 --> 02:32:57,791 ♪ His money is my money ♪ 2836 02:32:57,792 --> 02:33:00,249 ♪ Everyone's money is my money ♪ 2837 02:33:00,250 --> 02:33:02,541 ♪ Your money is my money ♪ 2838 02:33:02,542 --> 02:33:04,916 ♪ Her money is my money ♪ 2839 02:33:04,917 --> 02:33:07,374 ♪ His money is my money ♪ 2840 02:33:07,375 --> 02:33:09,625 ♪ Everyone's money is my money ♪ 2841 02:33:09,792 --> 02:33:12,374 ♪ Lay an eye on my money ♪ 2842 02:33:12,375 --> 02:33:14,624 ♪ and I'll make you regret ♪ 2843 02:33:14,625 --> 02:33:17,082 ♪ You can cast a spell on me ♪ 2844 02:33:17,083 --> 02:33:19,792 ♪ but you can't get this money out of my clutches ♪ 2845 02:33:23,958 --> 02:33:26,167 I am feeling dizzy. 2846 02:33:27,000 --> 02:33:29,374 ♪ Your money is my money ♪ 2847 02:33:29,375 --> 02:33:31,749 ♪ Their money is my money ♪ 2848 02:33:31,750 --> 02:33:34,042 ♪ His money is my money ♪ 2849 02:33:34,167 --> 02:33:36,958 ♪ Everyone's money is my money ♪ 2850 02:33:46,250 --> 02:33:51,000 ♪ Money-Money-Money ♪ 2851 02:33:51,250 --> 02:33:55,042 - Get lost. Come on. - ♪ Money-Money-Money ♪ 2852 02:33:59,917 --> 02:34:03,082 ♪ Head or tails, they all belong to me ♪ 2853 02:34:03,083 --> 02:34:05,292 ♪ I own all the IPL teams ♪ 2854 02:34:05,417 --> 02:34:10,083 ♪ I can give millions and wipe out poverty ♪ 2855 02:34:10,208 --> 02:34:15,082 ♪ Look how rich I am, with gold, I play holi ♪ 2856 02:34:15,083 --> 02:34:19,875 ♪ If I want, I can live off money every day. ♪ 2857 02:34:20,417 --> 02:34:22,292 ♪ I'm getting hungrier ♪ 2858 02:34:22,542 --> 02:34:24,542 Hey Rajiv, open it! 2859 02:34:32,292 --> 02:34:34,749 ♪ Money draws me closer ♪ 2860 02:34:34,750 --> 02:34:36,958 ♪ like I am after money ♪ 2861 02:34:37,083 --> 02:34:42,167 ♪ Give us your money, like you'd give your family ♪ 2862 02:34:42,375 --> 02:34:44,000 Easy there. 2863 02:34:44,292 --> 02:34:46,832 ♪ I'd snatch your money ♪ 2864 02:34:46,833 --> 02:34:49,042 ♪ Money gives me peace ♪ 2865 02:34:49,167 --> 02:34:51,875 ♪ The only hobby I keep ♪ 2866 02:34:52,500 --> 02:34:53,957 Money and only money. 2867 02:34:53,958 --> 02:34:56,291 ♪ Your money is my money ♪ 2868 02:34:56,292 --> 02:34:58,707 ♪ Their money is my money ♪ 2869 02:34:58,708 --> 02:35:01,041 ♪ His money is my money ♪ 2870 02:35:01,042 --> 02:35:03,499 ♪ Everyone's money is my money ♪ 2871 02:35:03,500 --> 02:35:08,083 ♪ Money-Money-Money ♪ 2872 02:35:08,208 --> 02:35:11,958 ♪ Money-Money-Money ♪ 2873 02:35:13,125 --> 02:35:17,916 ♪ I am crazy about money, my love is diamond-ruby ♪ 2874 02:35:17,917 --> 02:35:20,291 ♪ I pounce on money ♪ 2875 02:35:20,292 --> 02:35:23,042 ♪ like money is my duty ♪ 2876 02:35:23,375 --> 02:35:24,917 Deduct 50 rupees for overacting. 2877 02:35:25,125 --> 02:35:27,417 ♪ Life and death is money ♪ 2878 02:35:27,583 --> 02:35:29,957 ♪ Money steals my sleep ♪ 2879 02:35:29,958 --> 02:35:32,625 ♪ I have only one hobby ♪ 2880 02:35:33,458 --> 02:35:34,749 Money and only money. 2881 02:35:34,750 --> 02:35:37,042 ♪ Your money is my money ♪ 2882 02:35:37,167 --> 02:35:39,541 ♪ Their money is my money ♪ 2883 02:35:39,542 --> 02:35:41,791 ♪ His money is my money ♪ 2884 02:35:41,792 --> 02:35:44,249 ♪ Everyone's money is my money ♪ 2885 02:35:44,250 --> 02:35:46,624 ♪ Your money is my money ♪ 2886 02:35:46,625 --> 02:35:49,000 ♪ Their money is my money ♪ 2887 02:35:49,125 --> 02:35:51,416 ♪ His money is my money ♪ 2888 02:35:51,417 --> 02:35:53,832 Everyone's money is my money. 2889 02:35:53,833 --> 02:35:58,417 ♪ Money-Money-Money ♪ 2890 02:35:58,667 --> 02:36:02,542 ♪ Money-Money-Money ♪ 2891 02:36:04,042 --> 02:36:06,667 Remove from your pocket thief. 2892 02:36:07,250 --> 02:36:08,167 Move. 2893 02:36:08,292 --> 02:36:11,625 ♪ Money-Money-Money ♪ 2894 02:36:13,333 --> 02:36:14,542 Song over. 2895 02:36:14,792 --> 02:36:15,958 Money devoured. 2896 02:36:20,000 --> 02:36:22,083 ♪ To the jungle welcome ♪ 2897 02:36:22,583 --> 02:36:24,625 ♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪ 2898 02:36:25,208 --> 02:36:26,916 ♪ To the party, come welcome ♪ 2899 02:36:26,917 --> 02:36:29,583 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 2900 02:36:30,917 --> 02:36:33,542 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 2901 02:36:34,833 --> 02:36:38,250 Potatoes... on sale. 2902 02:36:38,667 --> 02:36:39,542 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2903 02:36:41,375 --> 02:36:43,957 Onions... on sale. 2904 02:36:43,958 --> 02:36:44,750 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2905 02:36:44,875 --> 02:36:46,582 ♪ To the jungle welcome ♪ 2906 02:36:46,583 --> 02:36:47,457 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2907 02:36:47,458 --> 02:36:49,249 ♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪ 2908 02:36:49,250 --> 02:36:49,958 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2909 02:36:50,083 --> 02:36:51,832 ♪ To the party, come welcome ♪ 2910 02:36:51,833 --> 02:36:54,207 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 2911 02:36:54,208 --> 02:36:54,749 What is it? 2912 02:36:54,750 --> 02:36:55,958 Do it properly. What are you doing? 2913 02:36:56,083 --> 02:36:56,958 You do yours. 2914 02:36:57,083 --> 02:36:59,666 ♪ The intoxication of love ♪ 2915 02:36:59,667 --> 02:37:02,291 ♪ Come taste it, sweetheart ♪ 2916 02:37:02,292 --> 02:37:04,250 ♪ Don't worry about tomorrow ♪ 2917 02:37:04,375 --> 02:37:07,541 ♪ come and dance with me... dance slow ♪ 2918 02:37:07,542 --> 02:37:09,542 ♪ My buddies on my side ♪ 2919 02:37:10,167 --> 02:37:12,583 ♪ nothing to worry about ♪ 2920 02:37:12,708 --> 02:37:14,957 ♪ Enjoy this life ♪ 2921 02:37:14,958 --> 02:37:17,957 ♪ come and dance with me... dance slow ♪ 2922 02:37:17,958 --> 02:37:20,292 ♪ It's time to have fun, why stop yourself ♪ 2923 02:37:20,417 --> 02:37:23,207 ♪ rock your body and some ♪ 2924 02:37:23,208 --> 02:37:24,083 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2925 02:37:25,708 --> 02:37:26,667 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2926 02:37:28,333 --> 02:37:29,291 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2927 02:37:29,292 --> 02:37:30,957 ♪ Everybody, come welcome ♪ 2928 02:37:30,958 --> 02:37:33,624 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 2929 02:37:33,625 --> 02:37:34,250 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2930 02:37:34,375 --> 02:37:36,249 ♪ To the jungle welcome ♪ 2931 02:37:36,250 --> 02:37:37,041 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2932 02:37:37,042 --> 02:37:38,791 ♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪ 2933 02:37:38,792 --> 02:37:39,666 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2934 02:37:39,667 --> 02:37:41,416 ♪ To the party, come welcome ♪ 2935 02:37:41,417 --> 02:37:44,208 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 2936 02:37:46,542 --> 02:37:47,541 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2937 02:37:47,542 --> 02:37:49,167 ♪ Everybody, come welcome ♪ 2938 02:37:49,333 --> 02:37:51,957 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 2939 02:37:51,958 --> 02:37:54,499 ♪ A I O, go with the flow ♪ 2940 02:37:54,500 --> 02:37:56,792 ♪ Welcome to the party ♪ 2941 02:37:57,125 --> 02:37:59,416 ♪ Yo, my bro, gonna steal the show ♪ 2942 02:37:59,417 --> 02:38:02,249 ♪ We're gonna rock the body ♪ 2943 02:38:02,250 --> 02:38:03,167 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2944 02:38:04,875 --> 02:38:05,750 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2945 02:38:07,500 --> 02:38:08,333 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2946 02:38:10,042 --> 02:38:12,792 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 2947 02:38:14,583 --> 02:38:15,750 Sister is right. 2948 02:38:18,250 --> 02:38:21,750 ♪ If you enter my party ♪ 2949 02:38:23,500 --> 02:38:27,042 ♪ Darling, you won't want to leave ♪ 2950 02:38:28,750 --> 02:38:32,292 ♪ I'll cast a spell on you, my love ♪ 2951 02:38:33,958 --> 02:38:38,333 ♪ You'll lose yourself in my vibe ♪ 2952 02:38:38,833 --> 02:38:41,499 ♪ You're a bit crazy, I'm a bit crazy ♪ 2953 02:38:41,500 --> 02:38:43,957 ♪ crazy is this ambience ♪ 2954 02:38:43,958 --> 02:38:46,541 ♪ It's time to have fun, why stop yourself ♪ 2955 02:38:46,542 --> 02:38:49,249 ♪ rock your body and some ♪ 2956 02:38:49,250 --> 02:38:50,124 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2957 02:38:50,125 --> 02:38:51,874 ♪ To the jungle welcome ♪ 2958 02:38:51,875 --> 02:38:52,667 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2959 02:38:52,792 --> 02:38:54,457 ♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪ 2960 02:38:54,458 --> 02:38:55,332 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2961 02:38:55,333 --> 02:38:56,958 ♪ To the party, come welcome ♪ 2962 02:38:57,083 --> 02:38:58,833 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 2963 02:38:59,417 --> 02:39:00,499 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2964 02:39:00,500 --> 02:39:02,332 ♪ To the jungle welcome ♪ 2965 02:39:02,333 --> 02:39:02,958 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2966 02:39:03,083 --> 02:39:05,207 ♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪ 2967 02:39:05,208 --> 02:39:07,499 - Forget her, look at your father. - ♪ To the party, come welcome ♪ 2968 02:39:07,500 --> 02:39:10,124 - Amazing. Fantastic. - ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 2969 02:39:10,125 --> 02:39:10,792 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2970 02:39:10,958 --> 02:39:11,457 Father. 2971 02:39:11,458 --> 02:39:12,749 ♪ To the jungle welcome ♪ 2972 02:39:12,750 --> 02:39:13,582 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2973 02:39:13,583 --> 02:39:15,374 ♪ Everybody, come welcome ♪ 2974 02:39:15,375 --> 02:39:16,207 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2975 02:39:16,208 --> 02:39:17,957 ♪ To the party, come welcome ♪ 2976 02:39:17,958 --> 02:39:18,792 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2977 02:39:19,250 --> 02:39:20,542 Miracle-Miracle! 2978 02:39:21,833 --> 02:39:22,958 Miracle-Miracle! 2979 02:39:23,083 --> 02:39:23,957 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2980 02:39:23,958 --> 02:39:25,791 ♪ To the jungle welcome ♪ 2981 02:39:25,792 --> 02:39:26,582 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2982 02:39:26,583 --> 02:39:28,332 ♪ Everyone, come welcome ♪ 2983 02:39:28,333 --> 02:39:29,249 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2984 02:39:29,250 --> 02:39:30,957 ♪ To the party, come welcome ♪ 2985 02:39:30,958 --> 02:39:33,457 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 2986 02:39:33,458 --> 02:39:34,375 ♪ Welcome ♪ 2987 02:39:38,750 --> 02:39:41,457 ♪ Welcome to the jungle welcome ♪ 2988 02:39:41,458 --> 02:39:43,917 ♪ Welcome, everyone, come welcome ♪ 2989 02:39:44,208 --> 02:39:46,624 ♪ Welcome, to the party, come welcome ♪ 2990 02:39:46,625 --> 02:39:49,292 ♪ Welcome-welcome-welcome ♪ 205024

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