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(fireworks crackling)
(gentle orchestral music)
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(slow organ music)
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(rhythmic jazz music)
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(Christmas bell music)
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(suspenseful jazz music)
(footsteps tapping)
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(man groans)
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(tires squeal)
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(man groans)
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(slow suspenseful music)
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(dog barks)
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(suspenseful music)
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- Don't do it.
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(suspenseful music)
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(gun clicks)
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Go on, stop torturing me.
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Shoot.
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(suspenseful music)
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Go on, get it over with!
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(intense suspenseful music)
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- Do him.
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- I can't.
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- Gun got jammed?
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- No, I just, I can't.
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I can't force myself to, you know.
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- That's some hitman you got there.
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Where'd you get him, Craigslist?
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- What's with you, dude?
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Second season and you
still got icing problems?
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- Icing?
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- He doesn't even know what icing is.
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(chuckles)
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This guy kills me.
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(chuckling)
- Oh.
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You mean this kind of icing.
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- That's a good one.
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(laughing)
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- He's funny American guy.
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(laughing)
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(dramatic music)
(laughing)
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(gun fires)
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(dog barks)
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(train rumbles)
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(thuds)
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(helicopter whirs)
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(siren wails)
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(gasps)
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(siren wails)
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- Hey, sweetie, I can't talk right now.
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I'm at work.
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Uh, yeah, it was an emergency.
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- Cops will be here any minute.
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- What?
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No, no, one of my associates
said the copies will be here
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any minute, on my desk.
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Well, yeah, there's lots of
emergencies in accounting.
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Well, uh, if you must know, there's, um,
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certain, uh, ambiguities in the law
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regarding expired products.
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(crunching)
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- Watch out!
- Sorry!
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No, not you, not you, I,
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no, what, I, of course,
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how could I possibly forget the nutmeg?
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(tape ripping)
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Listen, just go, go back to sleep, okay?
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Bye.
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- You kidding me?
- What?
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What?
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I'm sorry, okay?
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She just called to remind
me to buy the nutmeg.
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- Not that!
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That's fine and that's cool.
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I mean, I can't keep
bumping off people for ya.
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- What?
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I thought you said you were
doin' it for stress relief!
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- I already did for Sweetface,
Fred, and this damn show.
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- And don't forget Gebbles last Friday.
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- [Hitman] That guy, too.
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- [Pedestrian] Taxi!
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- Merry Christmas!
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- [Hitman] Merry Christmas.
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- [Accountant] Happy Holidays!
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- [Hitman] What do you think will happen
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if Gunther got wind of it?
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- I mean, he's not gonna just throw me
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in the polar bear pin like
he did the Italian guy.
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Would he?
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- Nice surprise for Geno, huh?
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- Sure was.
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(tires squeal)
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What if I asked you to keep
sticking your neck out for me,
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and not tell the boss, you know,
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till I get the hang of this thing?
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- [Hitman] Meaning we
are such battle comrades?
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- I mean bosom buddies.
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We are, aren't we?
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We've been icing together for two seasons.
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- Such a joke, should be
bonding like brothers,
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like blood brothers.
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- [Accountant] It is, it is bonding.
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- [Hitman] Let me tell you something.
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The Middle Ages, in the
Middle Ages Spartan warriors
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shared everything, even wives.
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- Wives?
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- [Hitman] Yes.
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- What do you mean by bonding?
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- And you never even
invited me for dinner.
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- The opportunity never
really presented itself.
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You want me to invite
you to dinner, don't you?
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- That's a good start.
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- It's not so simple.
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To be perfectly honest, my wife,
she's not your biggest fan.
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- What is the matter with her?
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- You know women, they can
be so dramatic sometimes.
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- She don't like me?
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I like her.
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She's one foxy cat.
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- Huh, you know, personally,
you know, I like you very much.
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(thuds)
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He's just gonna stay here like that?
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- Sweeper is good for it.
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Stiffs, Monday and Thursday.
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You must have brought her up wrong.
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- Wait a sec, I'm the victim here.
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I mean, do you, do you have
any idea what it's like
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to live with her, huh?
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Maybe you and I could go to a
movie together or something.
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- Do I look like a queen?
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- Right, bad idea, why invite gossip?
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- Yeah, keep off the crew nowadays.
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(dramatic music)
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(playful orchestral music)
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(Christmas music)
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♪ Underneath the mistletoe ♪
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♪ Locked inside your arms ♪
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♪ What a sweet world this is ♪
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♪ Underneath ♪
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(lighter clicks)
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(laid-back Christmas music)
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♪ I am the one you're searching for ♪
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♪ Saving my love for you ♪
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♪ If you wish on a falling star ♪
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♪ Why not believe in me ♪
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♪ I am the one you're searching for ♪
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♪ Saving my love for you ♪
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- No panic.
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It's just dinner.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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(sharp whacking)
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(cheerful Christmas music)
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- Cookie?
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- Still trying to lose weight, remember?
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- Ah.
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That's what you were doing.
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Manning up at the YMCA again.
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- Well, still haven't given
up on the manning up part.
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- No kidding.
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- I got you somethin'.
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Open up.
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- It's not the best time right now.
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- Right.
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Ah, it can wait.
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I mean, it's not really
Christmas or anything.
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It's, you know, a gift, and who
opens presents on Christmas?
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- Not there!
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Not there.
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Not there!
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(present thuds)
(cheerful Christmas music)
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Put the nutmeg in
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where the spices are.
(whizzing)
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You didn't buy the nutmeg, did you?
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(laughs)
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- Of course I bought the nutmeg.
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I almost did.
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- Every day, every day, Toby!
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What are you doing in this
freaking job that you don't even
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have time
- You wanna talk about my job?
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- To just go down.
- We can talk about my job.
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- I don't,
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and Joe's open til 10.
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- We have to talk, actually.
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- And this time don't leave any tips.
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You don't have to leave
tips at a grocery store.
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- Do you remember my
friend, sort of friend,
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Fakir, Alexei, Al Fakir?
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- The big Pollack who tried
to rape me at the Christmas do
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last year?
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- He did, when?
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- When you went to get
the champagne glasses.
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- Oh.
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- You didn't know?
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- Well do you think I would've let him
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invite himself to dinner if I had
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known?
- What?
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- Right.
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I better call it off.
(doorbell rings)
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Too late.
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- Tell me that's not him.
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- It's me!
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(jazzy Christmas music)
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(sighs)
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Nice to see you madame.
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♪ Santa is coming ♪
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♪ I love this time of the year ♪
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♪ I'll set the tree by the mantle ♪
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♪ You wrap the presents, my dear ♪
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- What a surprise.
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♪ Let's make the dishes ♪
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♪ Everyone wishes ♪
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(chuckles)
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(timer dings)
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♪ Church bells ring ♪
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♪ Snowflakes fall ♪
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♪ Children singing Deck the Halls ♪
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(thuds)
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- Spaghetti Bolognese, you
didn't tell me your wife
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is a ninja.
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- No, it was right on
the tip of my tongue.
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- To tell the truth,
it's not quite Bolognese.
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- No, it's minced soy with
onions pretending to be meat.
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- And tomato garlic infusion.
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- Which is pretending to be sauce.
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- Will be better still
if we had some nutmeg.
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- [Toby] But even without
it, it's still quite tasty.
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- Toby got converted--
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- To vegetarianism.
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- Veganism, dear.
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- Of course, dear.
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- And is delighted.
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- So thrilled.
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- No suffering for animals
anymore, I like that.
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(silverware clatters)
When I was a kid, I once ate
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every Italian dish.
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You have to get to know me better.
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After all, we've been
icing with your hubby
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for two seasons now.
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- Icing?
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- Alexei works in the
storage department freezers.
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- Cool job.
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- I'm gonna go get the champagne glasses.
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- No, no, no, I'll get them.
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You stay here and have fun.
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- Yeah.
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She's a foxy cat, I tell you.
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- What, you can't smoke it,
you can't smoke in here!
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You want her to kill you?
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- Kill me?
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(spits) That's funny,
you're a funny American guy.
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- What is that?
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- What?
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- Is that a gun?
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- How is the hair, funny guy?
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- In my home, you can't
bring a gun into my home!
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- You are really a
vegetarian or something?
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- No, I am a pacifist, okay?
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Even I don't bring a gun into my home.
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- You're kidding?
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- No, I leave it out front.
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- Okay, you don't mix
family stuff with business.
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I respect that.
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- Give it to me now!
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- I have heard about this
phenomenem, phenomena, it's like
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some of the things
- Is it loaded?
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- Here in New York, apparently
it's called swinging,
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and I don't mean jazz.
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00:14:53,315 --> 00:14:54,330
- This is the safety switch.
267
00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:55,859
- Remember our chat earlier?
268
00:14:55,859 --> 00:14:56,874
- The safety's off on this!
269
00:14:56,874 --> 00:14:58,885
- About the duty Spartans being such
270
00:14:58,885 --> 00:15:00,123
good comrades?
- You know what happens
271
00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:01,027
if you don't have the safety on?
272
00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:02,699
People could get hurt!
- And they even swap wives.
273
00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:03,596
- Jammed.
274
00:15:03,596 --> 00:15:08,335
- What do you feel about
our swapping wives tonight?
275
00:15:08,335 --> 00:15:09,873
(gun fires)
(cork pops)
276
00:15:09,873 --> 00:15:10,797
(thuds)
277
00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:14,964
♪ At this wonderful time of the year ♪
278
00:15:22,774 --> 00:15:23,774
- I'm sorry.
279
00:15:37,526 --> 00:15:38,359
Lexie?
280
00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:42,022
(chuckles) That's a good joke.
281
00:15:42,022 --> 00:15:43,939
You a funny Polish guy.
282
00:15:47,842 --> 00:15:48,675
Al?
283
00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:54,558
What was it you said about swapping,
284
00:15:54,558 --> 00:15:56,751
swapping wives tonight?
(doorbell rings)
285
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,747
(dramatic music)
286
00:15:58,747 --> 00:16:00,244
- More guests?
287
00:16:00,244 --> 00:16:01,671
- [Woman] Hello, hi!
288
00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:03,319
- Kamila, his wife.
289
00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:04,714
- You invited her, too?
290
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,053
- For the record, I didn't invite anybody.
291
00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:07,075
- My big man already there?
292
00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:08,105
- Yes, he--
- No, he isn't!
293
00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:09,078
- What are you doing?
294
00:16:09,078 --> 00:16:10,948
- Oh, he probably doesn't
want her to come in.
295
00:16:10,948 --> 00:16:11,781
- Why?
296
00:16:11,781 --> 00:16:13,606
- Because he doesn't
like her, he never did.
297
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,484
He, he's sort of hiding from her.
298
00:16:15,484 --> 00:16:16,450
- But it's his wife.
299
00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:18,138
- Okay, you know the
marriage was her idea.
300
00:16:18,138 --> 00:16:20,431
Vladivostok, it's kinda
like Vegas, you know?
301
00:16:20,431 --> 00:16:21,421
Quick job and he was plastered,
302
00:16:21,421 --> 00:16:23,075
been unhappy ever since.
- [Kamila] Let me in!
303
00:16:23,075 --> 00:16:24,164
- Well that explains a lot.
304
00:16:24,164 --> 00:16:25,444
- He's not here!
305
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,851
It's just my wife and I,
and she is a bit cold,
306
00:16:27,851 --> 00:16:29,800
has a bit of a cold, actually.
307
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,925
(door clicks)
308
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:35,019
(playful dramatic music)
309
00:16:35,019 --> 00:16:36,664
- Your door was open.
310
00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:38,914
(chuckles)
311
00:16:40,789 --> 00:16:43,206
- This is a nonsmoking house.
312
00:16:44,835 --> 00:16:46,918
- It's a very nice house.
313
00:16:47,772 --> 00:16:50,772
(smooth jazz music)
314
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,196
So he is not here, huh?
315
00:16:56,771 --> 00:16:58,590
Lucky I beat him to it.
316
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:00,543
He hates it when I'm late.
317
00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:03,311
Now, I've got something on him
318
00:17:03,311 --> 00:17:05,722
and something quite hidden.
319
00:17:05,722 --> 00:17:08,431
- I really don't think he's
gonna need anything now.
320
00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:09,264
- Oh, yes!
321
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:11,733
He does!
322
00:17:13,302 --> 00:17:14,309
How is this?
323
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,638
You like my hole?
324
00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:19,302
Used to be Alexei wouldn't
even look at them but now.
325
00:17:19,302 --> 00:17:22,601
All of your, raises testosterone levels.
326
00:17:22,601 --> 00:17:24,483
It's scientifically proven.
327
00:17:24,483 --> 00:17:28,811
Gins and juice, caramelized Spanish flies,
328
00:17:28,811 --> 00:17:30,478
tribulus terrestris,
329
00:17:32,935 --> 00:17:35,352
hell of a kick for every man.
330
00:17:36,392 --> 00:17:39,992
Extracts from blue and blackberries,
331
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,952
powdered el arginee
332
00:17:41,952 --> 00:17:45,311
A fried octopus, they're
chocolate strawberries!
333
00:17:45,311 --> 00:17:49,478
(gasps)
(dramatic orchestral music)
334
00:17:54,938 --> 00:17:57,018
(chuckles)
335
00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:59,935
And I thought you were new to this.
336
00:18:01,024 --> 00:18:03,441
Don't think I'm not prepared.
337
00:18:05,074 --> 00:18:07,157
I'm ready for everything.
338
00:18:08,438 --> 00:18:11,123
Have you ever tried that, dearie?
339
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,691
Imported from Warsaw, 100 grand stuff,
340
00:18:13,691 --> 00:18:15,444
worth every zloty.
341
00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:18,321
I don't ever swing without
taking at least one.
342
00:18:18,321 --> 00:18:22,488
Only has to drink a lot,
lots of fluids, dearie, lots.
343
00:18:23,741 --> 00:18:25,178
You got a blender, dear?
344
00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:26,011
- Upstairs.
345
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:26,844
- [Both] What?
346
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,039
- The blender is upstairs
347
00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:28,975
in the kitchenette.
348
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:29,808
- The kitchenette?
349
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,395
- Yeah, the little
kitchen that's upstairs.
350
00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:32,278
- Since when do we have
a little kitchenette
351
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,475
that's upstairs?
352
00:18:33,475 --> 00:18:35,401
- Since we've been remodeling, remember?
353
00:18:35,401 --> 00:18:37,363
The lady wants her blender,
let her get her blender!
354
00:18:37,363 --> 00:18:38,310
- [Kamila] Store this!
355
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,622
- [Toby] The kitchenette,
it's upstairs, you'll find it!
356
00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:44,745
(playful dramatic jazz music)
357
00:18:44,745 --> 00:18:47,162
(door thuds)
358
00:18:48,971 --> 00:18:50,574
- What is going on here?
359
00:18:50,574 --> 00:18:51,408
What's that?
360
00:18:51,408 --> 00:18:52,464
What's that?
361
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,297
What's that?
362
00:18:53,297 --> 00:18:54,158
- So many questions.
363
00:18:54,158 --> 00:18:55,719
- You should know that
I don't eat seafood!
364
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,164
- Well, sweetie, things
could be a little bit worse
365
00:18:57,164 --> 00:18:57,997
than you think.
366
00:18:57,997 --> 00:18:58,877
- They are worse than I think!
367
00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:00,299
What on earth, strawberries!
368
00:19:00,299 --> 00:19:01,822
- Okay, you know what, well
some people are worse off
369
00:19:01,822 --> 00:19:03,154
than that.
370
00:19:03,154 --> 00:19:05,614
Yeah, like him for example.
371
00:19:05,614 --> 00:19:09,031
(tense orchestral music)
372
00:19:12,921 --> 00:19:15,120
Don't ask, it was an accident.
373
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,482
I'll explain later.
374
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:17,956
First, we have to get rid of that.
375
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,789
(playful dramatic jazz music)
376
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,161
And this!
377
00:19:28,161 --> 00:19:32,718
(playful dramatic jazz music)
378
00:19:32,718 --> 00:19:33,629
(grunts)
379
00:19:33,629 --> 00:19:37,712
I'm gonna hide him, and
you divert her attention.
380
00:19:39,582 --> 00:19:40,415
(sighs)
381
00:19:40,415 --> 00:19:41,631
(thuds)
382
00:19:41,631 --> 00:19:43,078
That's a great idea.
383
00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:46,911
(playful dramatic jazz music)
384
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,642
- I didn't find the kitchenette,
385
00:19:52,642 --> 00:19:54,544
but there is bourbon to wash the pills
386
00:19:54,544 --> 00:19:56,961
(clattering)
387
00:19:59,771 --> 00:20:00,604
down.
388
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:14,930
- This is a nonsmoking house.
389
00:20:16,494 --> 00:20:19,744
(laid-back jazz music)
390
00:20:36,108 --> 00:20:38,516
- Sorry about the lipstick.
391
00:20:38,516 --> 00:20:41,096
And everything is gonna be just
392
00:20:41,096 --> 00:20:43,846
(dramatic music)
393
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:45,860
perfect.
394
00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:46,693
- Can you believe it?
395
00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:48,029
She suddenly just, just like that,
396
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,037
I don't even know what to do.
397
00:20:49,037 --> 00:20:51,620
I really don't know what to do.
398
00:20:52,866 --> 00:20:54,298
- Dear.
399
00:20:54,298 --> 00:20:57,465
(dramatic jazz music)
400
00:20:58,664 --> 00:20:59,892
Dear?
401
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:03,059
(dramatic jazz music)
402
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,623
What's your dear's name?
403
00:21:12,623 --> 00:21:14,217
(grunting)
404
00:21:14,217 --> 00:21:15,050
- Melanie.
405
00:21:16,139 --> 00:21:18,958
♪ Melanie dear ♪
406
00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:22,791
(playful dramatic jazz music)
407
00:21:24,864 --> 00:21:29,031
♪ Beautiful Melanie ♪
(thuds)
408
00:21:30,527 --> 00:21:31,816
(speaks foreign language)
409
00:21:31,816 --> 00:21:35,983
(fast playfully dramatic jazz music)
410
00:21:38,402 --> 00:21:39,319
She's cold.
411
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,395
Oh, not so bad.
412
00:21:43,395 --> 00:21:47,562
(fast playfully dramatic jazz music)
413
00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:58,260
(clattering)
414
00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:00,121
One, two, three, four five,
415
00:22:00,121 --> 00:22:02,135
(clattering)
416
00:22:02,135 --> 00:22:06,135
(playfully dramatic jazz music)
417
00:22:13,289 --> 00:22:14,289
She's alive!
418
00:22:16,646 --> 00:22:18,474
- Thank heavens.
419
00:22:18,474 --> 00:22:20,279
I think you saved her life.
420
00:22:20,279 --> 00:22:22,832
(slow horn music)
421
00:22:22,832 --> 00:22:24,260
- He's dead!
422
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,592
- So, are we starting?
423
00:22:25,592 --> 00:22:27,337
- A corpse, a real corpse!
424
00:22:27,337 --> 00:22:28,170
We need to
- Shh, ssh!
425
00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:29,003
- We need to call the police!
- Ssh, ssh, ssh!
426
00:22:29,003 --> 00:22:30,302
- We need to call the police!
- Ssh, ssh, ssh!
427
00:22:30,302 --> 00:22:33,356
- We need to call the police!
428
00:22:33,356 --> 00:22:34,773
- Without Alexei?
429
00:22:36,285 --> 00:22:38,722
He misses foreplay once or twice,
430
00:22:38,722 --> 00:22:40,834
that sure won't kill him.
431
00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:42,149
(zipping)
432
00:22:42,149 --> 00:22:45,149
(upbeat jazz music)
433
00:22:48,198 --> 00:22:50,066
May I cut in?
434
00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:50,899
My turn!
435
00:22:53,107 --> 00:22:54,803
- [Man] What's happening here?
436
00:22:54,803 --> 00:22:55,636
(gasps)
437
00:22:55,636 --> 00:22:57,204
(thuds)
438
00:22:57,204 --> 00:22:58,468
- I'm against that.
439
00:22:58,468 --> 00:23:01,594
I'm against everything that's
happening in this house.
440
00:23:01,594 --> 00:23:02,648
We didn't hear the doorbell.
441
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:03,495
- The door was unlocked.
- We're looking for
442
00:23:03,495 --> 00:23:04,430
Alexei Fakir.
443
00:23:04,430 --> 00:23:05,514
- [Both] He's not here!
444
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:06,347
- We saw him come in.
445
00:23:06,347 --> 00:23:07,180
- With flowers.
- And wine.
446
00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:08,013
- Come in here?
447
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:08,846
- No, he didn't.
448
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:09,997
- Yes, yes, he came in--
449
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:12,329
- And almost immediately
left out the back door.
450
00:23:12,329 --> 00:23:13,162
- So he's comin' back?
451
00:23:13,162 --> 00:23:13,995
- He's never coming back.
452
00:23:13,995 --> 00:23:15,180
- Of course he's coming back.
453
00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:18,513
Okay, that is such a strong word, never.
454
00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:20,529
- You have to confess!
455
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:21,362
- [Toby] It was an accident!
456
00:23:21,362 --> 00:23:22,907
- Confess what?
457
00:23:22,907 --> 00:23:24,704
- Nothing much,
458
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:25,925
she kissed your husband when he came in
459
00:23:25,925 --> 00:23:29,092
before he left out the back door.
460
00:23:29,092 --> 00:23:31,252
You see, gentlemen,
everything's completely fine.
461
00:23:31,252 --> 00:23:34,419
(dramatic jazz music)
462
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:38,727
Ah!
463
00:23:38,727 --> 00:23:40,703
Like I said, everything's completely fine.
464
00:23:40,703 --> 00:23:41,660
(clattering)
Why don't I just have him
465
00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:43,619
give you a call when
he comes back to life.
466
00:23:43,619 --> 00:23:45,740
I mean, when he comes
back to see his wife.
467
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,385
I have a bit of a cold.
468
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:50,052
You know, could even be a virus.
469
00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:52,821
- Take a look.
470
00:23:52,821 --> 00:23:54,417
(gasps and coughs)
471
00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:55,765
- It might even be contagious.
472
00:23:55,765 --> 00:23:56,920
- Alexei Fakir was a murder witness--
473
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,753
- Early in the morning.
474
00:23:57,753 --> 00:23:59,039
- [Cops] We're looking
for the guy with the gun.
475
00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:02,065
(crunching)
- I haven't seen anything!
476
00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:02,898
I haven't.
477
00:24:02,898 --> 00:24:04,159
I'm just an accountant.
478
00:24:04,159 --> 00:24:05,232
- That's what they all say.
479
00:24:05,232 --> 00:24:06,334
- A little search won't hurt.
480
00:24:06,334 --> 00:24:07,194
- [Cops] Might even do some good.
481
00:24:07,194 --> 00:24:08,750
- You know what would
do some good, gentlemen?
482
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:11,333
Is if you had a search warrant.
483
00:24:12,537 --> 00:24:13,370
Do you?
484
00:24:14,292 --> 00:24:15,847
(door squeaks and thuds)
485
00:24:15,847 --> 00:24:17,758
I'm a stickler for the law!
486
00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:21,758
(playfully dramatic jazz music)
487
00:24:25,021 --> 00:24:26,438
- One more thing.
488
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:30,267
- Yes?
489
00:24:31,472 --> 00:24:35,055
(playfully dramatic music)
490
00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:45,097
If you'll excuse me, I have
a bit of tidying up to do.
491
00:24:45,097 --> 00:24:48,680
(playfully dramatic music)
492
00:24:55,683 --> 00:24:57,016
- We'll be back.
493
00:25:00,530 --> 00:25:04,113
(clattering and crunching)
494
00:25:10,491 --> 00:25:13,301
(jingling)
495
00:25:13,301 --> 00:25:16,134
(muffled yelling)
496
00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,779
- [Melanie] Oh, what's wrong with you?
497
00:25:18,779 --> 00:25:20,839
(muffled talking)
498
00:25:20,839 --> 00:25:21,846
No.
499
00:25:21,846 --> 00:25:24,453
(muffled talking)
500
00:25:24,453 --> 00:25:25,801
- She told me to get out.
501
00:25:25,801 --> 00:25:27,938
And what's all this nonsense
about calling the cops?
502
00:25:27,938 --> 00:25:29,475
- No, no, it's just where she comes from
503
00:25:29,475 --> 00:25:30,614
swinging is illegal.
504
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:31,447
- Swinging?
505
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:32,280
- Really, where do you come from?
506
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,113
- America.
507
00:25:33,113 --> 00:25:33,946
- England.
508
00:25:33,946 --> 00:25:34,779
- They're so repressive.
509
00:25:34,779 --> 00:25:38,362
It's okay, relax, get
ready, take a shower.
510
00:25:39,334 --> 00:25:40,180
(door thuds)
511
00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:41,668
No panic, I have a plan.
512
00:25:41,668 --> 00:25:43,140
- We're taking him to the police, right?
513
00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:44,095
- No, he wouldn't like that.
514
00:25:44,095 --> 00:25:44,928
He's never liked 'em.
515
00:25:44,928 --> 00:25:45,887
He used to confuse 'em with the KGB.
516
00:25:45,887 --> 00:25:47,674
It's a childhood trauma thing.
517
00:25:47,674 --> 00:25:51,674
(playfully dramatic jazz music)
518
00:25:54,134 --> 00:25:55,473
Just a second.
519
00:25:55,473 --> 00:25:59,473
(playfully dramatic jazz music)
520
00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:05,387
(shower curtain scraping)
521
00:26:05,387 --> 00:26:06,817
(trunk door thuds)
522
00:26:06,817 --> 00:26:09,490
(engine rumbles)
(water rushes)
523
00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:12,725
(engine revs)
524
00:26:12,725 --> 00:26:13,725
- I'm ready!
525
00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:21,460
- Don't you think I'm entitled to some?
526
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:23,311
- Explanation?
527
00:26:23,311 --> 00:26:24,144
Yes.
528
00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:29,503
First we need to make
sure that no one's here.
529
00:26:31,405 --> 00:26:35,729
(playfully dramatic jazz music)
530
00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:38,396
(lock clatters)
531
00:26:50,464 --> 00:26:52,300
Ladies first.
532
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:55,967
(dramatic orchestral music)
533
00:27:01,564 --> 00:27:04,024
(squeaking)
534
00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:07,691
(dramatic orchestral music)
535
00:27:16,289 --> 00:27:19,383
(squeaking)
(clattering)
536
00:27:19,383 --> 00:27:23,133
(dramatic orchestral music)
537
00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:26,815
(gasps)
538
00:27:26,815 --> 00:27:29,541
(dramatic orchestral music)
539
00:27:29,541 --> 00:27:33,708
(screams)
(clattering)
540
00:27:41,046 --> 00:27:41,879
- Ssh!
541
00:27:41,879 --> 00:27:42,712
(yells)
Ssh!
542
00:27:42,712 --> 00:27:44,159
Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, okay.
543
00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:47,016
Ssh, ssh, ssh, breathe, breathe,
breathe, breathe, breathe.
544
00:27:47,016 --> 00:27:49,435
Okay, just, just, just think of it,
545
00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:52,584
just think of it as, as
a sort of waiting room.
546
00:27:52,584 --> 00:27:53,450
Okay?
547
00:27:53,450 --> 00:27:55,852
Yeah, that's what it
is, it's a waiting room
548
00:27:55,852 --> 00:27:58,593
for people in no hurry to get anywhere.
549
00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:03,087
I mean, the good thing is
they're not gonna kills us.
550
00:28:03,087 --> 00:28:04,215
(screams)
551
00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:05,200
Oh my God!
552
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,081
Oh God!
553
00:28:06,081 --> 00:28:07,510
They're gonna kill us!
554
00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:08,343
(yells)
555
00:28:08,343 --> 00:28:10,468
Oh my God, no panic,
there's too much excitement!
556
00:28:10,468 --> 00:28:11,301
I'm hallucinating!
557
00:28:11,301 --> 00:28:12,697
- Let me outta here.
558
00:28:12,697 --> 00:28:14,051
- You're not really here.
559
00:28:14,051 --> 00:28:14,924
- You know him?
560
00:28:14,924 --> 00:28:16,249
- No, of course, that's just a corpse.
561
00:28:16,249 --> 00:28:17,127
- I'm alive.
562
00:28:17,127 --> 00:28:18,098
- He says he's alive!
563
00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:19,427
- He only thinks he's alive!
564
00:28:19,427 --> 00:28:20,957
(yells)
- I said, I'm alive.
565
00:28:20,957 --> 00:28:23,850
- It's a dream, a very
bad realistic dream.
566
00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:25,694
Wake up, Toby, wake up!
567
00:28:25,694 --> 00:28:27,313
Wake up, Toby, wake up!
568
00:28:27,313 --> 00:28:29,026
- Wake up!
(fleshy thud)
569
00:28:29,026 --> 00:28:30,526
Have ya gone nuts?
570
00:28:31,636 --> 00:28:32,983
- That's it.
571
00:28:32,983 --> 00:28:35,635
Of course, (chuckles) I've gone nuts.
572
00:28:35,635 --> 00:28:36,666
I mean, that explains everything.
573
00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:38,618
I'm insane, oh thank the lord!
574
00:28:38,618 --> 00:28:40,431
Thank the lord!
575
00:28:40,431 --> 00:28:42,932
(gun fires)
576
00:28:42,932 --> 00:28:44,881
(thuds)
577
00:28:44,881 --> 00:28:46,881
(gasps)
578
00:28:50,268 --> 00:28:53,118
- Tell me this is a hallucination too.
579
00:28:53,118 --> 00:28:55,926
- This is no hallucination.
580
00:28:55,926 --> 00:28:59,176
(gasping and coughing)
581
00:29:04,603 --> 00:29:06,103
- What about this?
582
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:12,699
- Just blanks.
583
00:29:12,699 --> 00:29:13,532
- You mean?
584
00:29:13,532 --> 00:29:14,365
- Did they give you
these bullets to not kill
585
00:29:14,365 --> 00:29:15,198
when you shoot them?
586
00:29:15,198 --> 00:29:16,031
- Fakir put them in your gun.
587
00:29:16,031 --> 00:29:17,043
- I know what blanks are.
588
00:29:17,043 --> 00:29:17,876
- You what?
589
00:29:17,876 --> 00:29:19,588
- You had to be convinced I was dead.
590
00:29:19,588 --> 00:29:20,851
Gunder wanted me dead.
591
00:29:20,851 --> 00:29:21,684
- Who's Gunder?
592
00:29:21,684 --> 00:29:22,517
- How do I know?
593
00:29:22,517 --> 00:29:23,350
- Your boss.
594
00:29:23,350 --> 00:29:24,483
- Oh, that Gunder.
595
00:29:24,483 --> 00:29:26,321
He didn't know Fakir was workin' for us.
596
00:29:26,321 --> 00:29:27,154
- Working for?
597
00:29:27,154 --> 00:29:28,890
- Us, TCRS, what is the matter?
598
00:29:28,890 --> 00:29:30,325
- Gunder imports and sales vodka.
599
00:29:30,325 --> 00:29:31,355
- TCRS?
600
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:32,819
- He agreed to set a trap for Gunder
601
00:29:32,819 --> 00:29:34,018
in exchange for immunity.
602
00:29:34,018 --> 00:29:34,973
- What is going on here?
603
00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:35,977
- Soon after you left me here,
604
00:29:35,977 --> 00:29:38,296
two Chinese thugs came in
here with three corpses,
605
00:29:38,296 --> 00:29:39,593
so I had to make out for dead.
606
00:29:39,593 --> 00:29:41,754
They poured concrete all over the corpses.
607
00:29:41,754 --> 00:29:43,054
Of course they had a little leftover,
608
00:29:43,054 --> 00:29:45,252
and with the recession they
didn't want to put any to waste,
609
00:29:45,252 --> 00:29:47,475
so they used the rest on me.
610
00:29:47,475 --> 00:29:51,642
It hardened pretty quickly,
so I got stuck here for good.
611
00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:57,003
- So that's why you brought Fakir here.
612
00:29:57,003 --> 00:29:58,100
- You brought Fakir here?
613
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:02,267
- You wanted to put him into
a concrete filled barrel.
614
00:30:07,253 --> 00:30:09,336
(laughs)
615
00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:15,041
- I don't think you two have met.
616
00:30:15,041 --> 00:30:18,076
This is Melanie, my wife, Mel.
617
00:30:18,076 --> 00:30:18,993
Funny girl.
618
00:30:19,894 --> 00:30:22,144
(chuckles)
619
00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:27,407
(doors clanging)
620
00:30:28,281 --> 00:30:29,178
- Where is he?
621
00:30:29,178 --> 00:30:30,824
- Uh, he's in the--
- In the car.
622
00:30:30,824 --> 00:30:31,657
- The car.
623
00:30:33,885 --> 00:30:35,382
- I have to talk to him.
624
00:30:35,382 --> 00:30:36,901
- You know that could be really difficult.
625
00:30:36,901 --> 00:30:39,866
- He's not able to speak to anybody.
626
00:30:39,866 --> 00:30:41,065
- Why, is he dead?
627
00:30:41,065 --> 00:30:41,898
- No.
628
00:30:42,893 --> 00:30:43,726
No.
629
00:30:43,726 --> 00:30:47,893
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
630
00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:53,217
Give me Fakir's keys.
631
00:30:53,217 --> 00:30:54,050
- His what?
632
00:30:54,050 --> 00:30:56,017
- Just please, I put it in
your coat, give it to me.
633
00:30:56,017 --> 00:30:57,907
We can't have any
witnesses, give them to me.
634
00:30:57,907 --> 00:30:59,317
- What are you, what are you doing?
635
00:30:59,317 --> 00:31:01,746
- [Toby] You know I just can't do this.
636
00:31:01,746 --> 00:31:02,579
(gun clicks)
637
00:31:02,579 --> 00:31:06,746
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
638
00:31:08,065 --> 00:31:10,815
(engine rumbles)
639
00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:21,472
- Bastard must have seen
me coming and split.
640
00:31:21,472 --> 00:31:22,502
- Impossible, he's de--
641
00:31:22,502 --> 00:31:23,583
- Definitely splitting.
642
00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:25,461
- Son of a bitch is playing both sides.
643
00:31:25,461 --> 00:31:27,406
- Always the slippery one.
644
00:31:27,406 --> 00:31:28,852
- [TCRS Man] Where did he go?
645
00:31:28,852 --> 00:31:29,709
- Home.
646
00:31:29,709 --> 00:31:31,047
- Why home?
647
00:31:31,047 --> 00:31:32,615
- Because he's a homely kind of fellow.
648
00:31:32,615 --> 00:31:34,089
- Why would he go home
while we're setting a trap
649
00:31:34,089 --> 00:31:35,006
for Gunder?
650
00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,803
- Did I say his home?
651
00:31:37,803 --> 00:31:39,069
- [TCRS Man] Whose home then?
652
00:31:39,069 --> 00:31:40,257
- Mine.
653
00:31:40,257 --> 00:31:41,834
- [TCRS Man] Why yours?
654
00:31:41,834 --> 00:31:43,024
- It's obvious.
655
00:31:43,024 --> 00:31:44,857
Okay, because, 'cause,
656
00:31:47,288 --> 00:31:48,121
beca--
657
00:31:48,121 --> 00:31:50,022
- Because his wife's there.
658
00:31:50,022 --> 00:31:52,292
- Because his wife's there.
659
00:31:52,292 --> 00:31:54,875
- In a lacy bra and butt floss.
660
00:31:58,402 --> 00:32:02,069
(dramatic orchestral music)
661
00:32:09,573 --> 00:32:12,323
(engine rumbles)
662
00:32:18,831 --> 00:32:20,253
- [Boy] Dad!
663
00:32:20,253 --> 00:32:21,823
What a break.
664
00:32:21,823 --> 00:32:24,809
The car was waitin' and
just askin' to be jacked.
665
00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:25,731
(thuds)
666
00:32:25,731 --> 00:32:27,656
Hand brakes shot to hell
and left in a rattle
667
00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:30,142
skipping 80 like a devil
on the fourth of July,
668
00:32:30,142 --> 00:32:33,466
but with some tunin' up it
won't make us any poorer.
669
00:32:33,466 --> 00:32:34,946
And to think that we was crappy
670
00:32:34,946 --> 00:32:37,104
like a three-month-old's diapers.
671
00:32:37,104 --> 00:32:40,771
(dramatic orchestral music)
672
00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:01,610
- [Dad] Look, son, the driver's license.
673
00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:03,463
Toby Childers.
674
00:33:03,463 --> 00:33:07,630
(upbeat pop music)
(singing in foreign language)
675
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:13,940
- [Boy] Dad!
676
00:33:18,657 --> 00:33:21,275
- [Dad] Sir, your phone.
677
00:33:21,275 --> 00:33:22,738
- [Boy] Dad, he's a stiff.
678
00:33:22,738 --> 00:33:25,389
- [Dad] Manners, Steven, manners.
679
00:33:25,389 --> 00:33:26,851
- He's not answering.
680
00:33:26,851 --> 00:33:28,374
I'll drive ya home.
681
00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:30,354
Fakir left me a car down by the river.
682
00:33:30,354 --> 00:33:31,832
- You know, actually,
we'd like to take a walk.
683
00:33:31,832 --> 00:33:34,350
It's a beautiful night, this fresh air.
684
00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:35,515
- It's on the other side of the city.
685
00:33:35,515 --> 00:33:39,098
- Okay, you know the
traffic can be murder.
686
00:33:40,605 --> 00:33:44,105
But it does lighten up this time of night.
687
00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:48,873
(lightly dramatic music)
688
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,456
Chances of me buying
into your no meat tonight
689
00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:00,836
are rapidly slipping away.
690
00:34:00,836 --> 00:34:03,836
- That's the least of your problems!
691
00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:11,003
- [Toby] You wait here.
692
00:34:11,003 --> 00:34:13,569
I'm gonna tell Fakir to come out.
693
00:34:13,569 --> 00:34:15,182
- Fakir!
694
00:34:15,182 --> 00:34:16,504
- Of course you're welcome to come
695
00:34:16,504 --> 00:34:18,506
in too.
- Where are ya, man?
696
00:34:18,506 --> 00:34:19,339
Fakir!
697
00:34:21,707 --> 00:34:22,871
Fakir!
698
00:34:22,871 --> 00:34:24,610
(feet stomping)
699
00:34:24,610 --> 00:34:26,501
(door squeaks)
700
00:34:26,501 --> 00:34:28,437
There's nobody here!
701
00:34:28,437 --> 00:34:29,382
(gasps)
702
00:34:29,382 --> 00:34:32,863
(footsteps thud)
703
00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:33,811
Who is that?
704
00:34:33,811 --> 00:34:35,080
- Yes, who is that?
705
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,456
- Let me introduce myself.
706
00:34:36,456 --> 00:34:38,158
Keating's the name, Edward Keating,
707
00:34:38,158 --> 00:34:39,770
Hospital Supplies Limited,
708
00:34:39,770 --> 00:34:42,155
and, uh, you are Tobias Childers,
709
00:34:42,155 --> 00:34:43,148
I presume.
- Okay, we gotta start lockin'
710
00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:44,060
the front door.
711
00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:45,157
- What's going on here?
712
00:34:45,157 --> 00:34:46,777
- Hi,
713
00:34:46,777 --> 00:34:47,610
tiger.
714
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,658
You look like that guy from the movies.
715
00:34:51,658 --> 00:34:53,019
- [TCRS Man] Do I?
716
00:34:53,019 --> 00:34:54,713
Raises testosterone levels,
717
00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:56,780
hell of a kick for every man.
718
00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:58,368
- Okay, you know what, I am sorry,
719
00:34:58,368 --> 00:35:00,437
but we are not in the
habit of letting solicitors
720
00:35:00,437 --> 00:35:01,285
into our home.
721
00:35:01,285 --> 00:35:03,047
- You see, I was in the
neighborhood and thought I could
722
00:35:03,047 --> 00:35:03,880
interest you.
723
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,727
- We're not interested, actually.
724
00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,904
- In an expired person in the trunk.
725
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,418
- That's interesting.
- Very interesting.
726
00:35:08,418 --> 00:35:09,465
- Expired what?
727
00:35:09,465 --> 00:35:12,580
- In the trunk of a car
there lies an expired--
728
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:16,073
- Product, yes, of course,
Mr. Keating, of course.
729
00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:18,964
He's the expired products
sales person that I requested.
730
00:35:18,964 --> 00:35:20,195
- What's going on here?
731
00:35:20,195 --> 00:35:22,897
- Simply put, I'm in the
business of selling a body.
732
00:35:22,897 --> 00:35:25,372
- Body parts for used cars.
733
00:35:25,372 --> 00:35:28,076
- That's one way of saying
it, or you could also say
734
00:35:28,076 --> 00:35:29,063
there is a dead--
735
00:35:29,063 --> 00:35:30,467
- Deadly problem with my car, I know!
736
00:35:30,467 --> 00:35:32,271
I need to get it fixed.
737
00:35:32,271 --> 00:35:33,493
- But our car was stolen.
738
00:35:33,493 --> 00:35:34,658
- Get out!
739
00:35:34,658 --> 00:35:37,739
By Fakir, I beg you please don't help.
740
00:35:37,739 --> 00:35:38,572
Oh!
741
00:35:38,572 --> 00:35:39,825
- Maybe I can help.
742
00:35:39,825 --> 00:35:42,562
I know a thing or two about
keeping a motor running.
743
00:35:42,562 --> 00:35:43,395
- Oh, yes.
744
00:35:44,855 --> 00:35:48,976
You really look like
that guy from the movies.
745
00:35:48,976 --> 00:35:50,060
- Just bigger and better.
746
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,097
- [Toby] You can't just!
747
00:35:51,097 --> 00:35:52,725
- Oh, yeah.
- Get out of my house!
748
00:35:52,725 --> 00:35:55,178
- Will the amount of 100 thousand dollars
749
00:35:55,178 --> 00:35:56,781
be satisfactory for you?
750
00:35:56,781 --> 00:35:57,786
- [Toby] For what?
751
00:35:57,786 --> 00:35:59,460
- You know, for the delivery of the, uh.
752
00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:00,803
- Parts, parts yes!
753
00:36:00,803 --> 00:36:02,580
You know what, sweetie, this
party is getting bigger,
754
00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:04,500
and you, why don't you
take Kamila upstairs
755
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,195
and show her how to make
one of your wonderful
756
00:36:06,195 --> 00:36:09,131
vegan appetizer dishes in the kitchenette?
757
00:36:09,131 --> 00:36:10,392
- [Melanie] We have no
kitchenette upstairs!
758
00:36:10,392 --> 00:36:12,081
- It is, it's upstairs
next to that other room!
759
00:36:12,081 --> 00:36:13,527
- That is one foxy cat.
760
00:36:13,527 --> 00:36:14,360
- Okay, you know what?
761
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,441
That Fakir's wife.
762
00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:16,527
- Polish chicks dig me.
763
00:36:16,527 --> 00:36:17,724
- You know what, stay away from her!
764
00:36:17,724 --> 00:36:19,545
You are working undercover!
765
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:23,545
(playfully dramatic jazz music)
766
00:36:26,236 --> 00:36:27,069
Get out!
767
00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:29,460
I will just say that extortion
768
00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:30,765
gets you two to five years or more.
769
00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:32,444
- Homicide gets you 25 or more.
770
00:36:32,444 --> 00:36:33,427
- That was an accident!
771
00:36:33,427 --> 00:36:35,105
- Think of my fee as a
kind of a speeding ticket.
772
00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:35,938
- Okay,
773
00:36:35,938 --> 00:36:37,055
I'm a pacifist!
- Now unfortunately,
774
00:36:37,055 --> 00:36:39,132
I have to insist on
cash, not wire transfer.
775
00:36:39,132 --> 00:36:41,005
- Oh yeah, do you prefer also?
- I put money on you
776
00:36:41,005 --> 00:36:43,909
for keeping cash in the
house, in a safe, perhaps.
777
00:36:43,909 --> 00:36:45,354
- Okay, I am calling the police!
778
00:36:45,354 --> 00:36:46,402
- I wouldn't trouble yourself.
779
00:36:46,402 --> 00:36:48,674
If I fail to receive the
aforementioned remuneration
780
00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:50,973
before midnight, I'll contact them myself.
781
00:36:50,973 --> 00:36:52,780
They are speeding ticket experts.
782
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:53,634
- By midnight!
783
00:36:53,634 --> 00:36:54,467
- Darling?
784
00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:55,300
- [Toby] What, you ready?
785
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,133
- Who's ready?
786
00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:57,224
- [Toby] The vegan appetizer dishes!
787
00:36:57,224 --> 00:36:58,348
- No, you have guest though.
788
00:36:58,348 --> 00:36:59,487
- Well, tell 'em I'm not here!
789
00:36:59,487 --> 00:37:00,433
- They know you're here.
790
00:37:00,433 --> 00:37:02,768
- [Edward] What, are they palm readers?
791
00:37:02,768 --> 00:37:04,518
- I'll be right back!
792
00:37:05,677 --> 00:37:07,993
(door thuds and clicks)
793
00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:09,817
Suck a likable guy!
794
00:37:09,817 --> 00:37:12,519
An old friend, not really my friend.
795
00:37:12,519 --> 00:37:14,030
So, we have guests?
796
00:37:14,030 --> 00:37:17,697
(dramatic orchestral music)
797
00:37:19,858 --> 00:37:21,796
Oh, Mr. Gunder.
798
00:37:21,796 --> 00:37:26,087
(dramatic orchestral music)
799
00:37:26,087 --> 00:37:27,250
Welcome.
800
00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:28,787
It's a pleasure to see you.
801
00:37:28,787 --> 00:37:29,806
Thanks for driving out here.
802
00:37:29,806 --> 00:37:31,275
Make yourself at home!
803
00:37:31,275 --> 00:37:33,661
(clattering)
804
00:37:33,661 --> 00:37:35,298
(groaning)
805
00:37:35,298 --> 00:37:36,873
- You knocked, sir?
806
00:37:36,873 --> 00:37:37,841
- No.
807
00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:39,258
- Oh, my mistake.
808
00:37:40,253 --> 00:37:42,429
(groans)
809
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,846
(clattering)
810
00:37:46,483 --> 00:37:48,097
(gasps)
811
00:37:48,097 --> 00:37:50,347
(groaning)
812
00:37:51,531 --> 00:37:55,198
(dramatic orchestral music)
813
00:37:58,504 --> 00:38:00,667
- How'd that get there?
814
00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:02,917
(groaning)
815
00:38:07,705 --> 00:38:10,363
(clattering)
816
00:38:10,363 --> 00:38:11,637
(groaning)
817
00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:14,052
- Would you like something
to drink, gentlemen?
818
00:38:14,052 --> 00:38:15,039
- I'm fine.
819
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:16,211
- Thank you, no, madame.
820
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,907
- Well, I could use a drink.
821
00:38:17,907 --> 00:38:19,554
- Shut up.
822
00:38:19,554 --> 00:38:21,804
(groaning)
823
00:38:29,228 --> 00:38:30,624
I got one question for you.
824
00:38:30,624 --> 00:38:32,071
Where is Alexei?
825
00:38:32,071 --> 00:38:32,904
- Alexei?
826
00:38:42,907 --> 00:38:43,929
- Where is Alexei Fakir?
827
00:38:43,929 --> 00:38:47,929
- I don't know anything,
I'm just an accountant.
828
00:38:49,172 --> 00:38:53,339
- Please, forgive me if I
intrude, but I was just.
829
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,193
- Help.
830
00:38:59,302 --> 00:39:01,469
- Don't bother, I'll wait.
831
00:39:03,281 --> 00:39:05,309
(crunching)
832
00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:09,142
(lightly dramatic jazz music)
833
00:39:20,089 --> 00:39:22,506
(clattering)
834
00:39:26,752 --> 00:39:31,383
- I know you invited Fakir
for dinner, he told me.
835
00:39:31,383 --> 00:39:35,550
And his wife, too.
(doorbell rings)
836
00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:41,527
I apologize for all this
knocking you around,
837
00:39:41,527 --> 00:39:43,811
but I'm pretty violent.
838
00:39:43,811 --> 00:39:46,254
That's how I was brought up.
839
00:39:46,254 --> 00:39:49,171
I had a very stern and cold father.
840
00:40:05,007 --> 00:40:09,125
I have to contact Fakir, it's important.
841
00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:11,349
I lost the keys to my apartment,
842
00:40:11,349 --> 00:40:13,865
and Al has the spare ones.
843
00:40:13,865 --> 00:40:15,194
I can't get in.
844
00:40:15,194 --> 00:40:16,144
- Fakir has your apartment keys?
845
00:40:16,144 --> 00:40:17,311
- Not so loud!
846
00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:22,480
He was only keeping them for me.
847
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,647
- Really, why?
848
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,840
(smooth jazz music)
849
00:40:29,098 --> 00:40:30,502
Oh boy.
850
00:40:30,502 --> 00:40:31,923
I see.
851
00:40:31,923 --> 00:40:33,973
Your secret's safe with me.
852
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:34,843
- What secret?
853
00:40:34,843 --> 00:40:36,755
- I see nothing, I'm just an accountant.
854
00:40:36,755 --> 00:40:37,588
- [Melanie] You've got more guests.
855
00:40:37,588 --> 00:40:38,421
- [Toby] Tell them I'm not here.
856
00:40:38,421 --> 00:40:39,288
- [Melanie] They know you're here.
857
00:40:39,288 --> 00:40:40,619
- What are they, palm readers?
858
00:40:40,619 --> 00:40:41,896
- Shut up!
859
00:40:41,896 --> 00:40:43,477
Tell them you have a business meeting.
860
00:40:43,477 --> 00:40:44,642
- Tell them I have a business meeting.
861
00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:46,020
- I really think you
should go and see them,
862
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:46,853
really.
863
00:40:46,853 --> 00:40:47,952
- I really think I should go.
864
00:40:47,952 --> 00:40:49,970
You know what, just,
I'll be back in a second.
865
00:40:49,970 --> 00:40:51,727
(thuds)
866
00:40:51,727 --> 00:40:52,774
(groaning and gasping)
867
00:40:52,774 --> 00:40:53,637
- You started?
868
00:40:53,637 --> 00:40:56,339
- No, uh, just a a little foreplay.
869
00:40:56,339 --> 00:40:57,384
(gasping)
870
00:40:57,384 --> 00:40:58,622
- Oh, my favorite part!
871
00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:01,447
- Oh, no, you should get
the condiments first.
872
00:41:01,447 --> 00:41:04,697
(gasping and groaning)
873
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,569
- The kitchen downstairs.
874
00:41:08,569 --> 00:41:12,153
- No, the kitchenette is upstairs.
875
00:41:12,153 --> 00:41:14,493
(gasping and groaning)
876
00:41:14,493 --> 00:41:18,914
(light dramatic jazz music)
877
00:41:18,914 --> 00:41:19,996
- Where's Fakir?
878
00:41:19,996 --> 00:41:21,147
- You know--
- What's Gunder doing here?
879
00:41:21,147 --> 00:41:24,263
- Everything is just gonna be
fine, just get back in there!
880
00:41:24,263 --> 00:41:27,930
(light dramatic jazz music)
881
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,176
May I help you, gentlemen?
882
00:41:33,176 --> 00:41:34,220
- We've got more information on--
883
00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:36,058
- The shootin' victim.
884
00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:37,273
- You ever seen this man?
885
00:41:37,273 --> 00:41:38,106
- [Toby] No.
886
00:41:38,106 --> 00:41:38,939
- You sure?
887
00:41:38,939 --> 00:41:39,772
Look and think.
888
00:41:39,772 --> 00:41:40,605
- No, no!
889
00:41:40,605 --> 00:41:43,199
(chuckles) No, okay, I
haven't, and I'm sure,
890
00:41:43,199 --> 00:41:44,817
and I'm, I'm actually mad.
891
00:41:44,817 --> 00:41:45,971
I'm mad as hell to see the police
892
00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:47,975
breaking citizen's rights like that.
893
00:41:47,975 --> 00:41:50,013
Okay, I am an accountant,
and I know the law,
894
00:41:50,013 --> 00:41:52,465
and I have a right to have that
right to have that warrant!
895
00:41:52,465 --> 00:41:53,398
So where is it?
896
00:41:53,398 --> 00:41:54,231
- It's being processed.
897
00:41:54,231 --> 00:41:55,064
- As we speak.
898
00:41:55,064 --> 00:41:55,897
- You know what?
899
00:41:55,897 --> 00:41:57,545
Until it is, I suggest that
you just process yourselves
900
00:41:57,545 --> 00:41:58,614
out my front door.
901
00:41:58,614 --> 00:42:00,358
- [Cop] Your behavior is abso--
902
00:42:00,358 --> 00:42:01,418
- Hey, you know what?
903
00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:02,354
I am a stickler for the law!
904
00:42:02,354 --> 00:42:03,289
- What's with the cops.
905
00:42:03,289 --> 00:42:04,245
This is an investigation to the TCR.
906
00:42:04,245 --> 00:42:06,213
- Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh.
907
00:42:06,213 --> 00:42:07,228
Ssh, ssh.
- The TCRS!
908
00:42:07,228 --> 00:42:09,311
- Ssh, ssh, get in there!
909
00:42:10,867 --> 00:42:11,700
(thuds)
910
00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:13,515
(clattering)
911
00:42:13,515 --> 00:42:17,435
(light dramatic jazz music)
912
00:42:17,435 --> 00:42:20,073
- [TCRS Man] Damn cops trying
to steal my investigation.
913
00:42:20,073 --> 00:42:21,174
(banging)
914
00:42:21,174 --> 00:42:22,348
Open this door!
915
00:42:22,348 --> 00:42:23,181
(banging)
916
00:42:23,181 --> 00:42:24,014
Childers!
917
00:42:25,391 --> 00:42:27,646
Open this door!
(banging)
918
00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:29,667
I'm not gonna let 'em do this!
(yelling)
919
00:42:29,667 --> 00:42:30,626
(banging)
920
00:42:30,626 --> 00:42:32,562
(upbeat music)
921
00:42:32,562 --> 00:42:34,152
- I found the kitchenette!
922
00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:34,985
- Really?
923
00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:36,615
- Little grapes and stuff.
924
00:42:36,615 --> 00:42:39,365
This music rocks, we start, okay?
925
00:42:40,639 --> 00:42:42,732
I have a Santa Claus
costume at home, you know?
926
00:42:42,732 --> 00:42:44,074
Well, maybe next time.
927
00:42:44,074 --> 00:42:44,907
We starting?
928
00:42:44,907 --> 00:42:46,302
- Not yet!
929
00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:47,135
How 'bout a shower?
930
00:42:47,135 --> 00:42:48,277
- But I've already taken a shower.
931
00:42:48,277 --> 00:42:51,685
- We, no, we can never
be too clean, can we?
932
00:42:51,685 --> 00:42:54,102
(door thuds)
933
00:42:57,453 --> 00:42:58,953
- Oh, you're back.
934
00:43:00,982 --> 00:43:02,593
(door thuds)
935
00:43:02,593 --> 00:43:05,281
(upbeat jazz music)
(coughing and groaning)
936
00:43:05,281 --> 00:43:08,565
- We'll meet there to
finalize the transaction.
937
00:43:08,565 --> 00:43:10,648
See you at midnight, sir.
938
00:43:11,941 --> 00:43:14,774
Oh, go left at the tree of skulls.
939
00:43:15,619 --> 00:43:17,036
- Tree of skulls?
940
00:43:18,021 --> 00:43:22,060
(gagging and groaning)
(upbeat jazzy Christmas music)
941
00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:24,560
Please, make yourself at home.
942
00:43:25,873 --> 00:43:28,892
(upbeat Christmas music)
943
00:43:28,892 --> 00:43:30,184
I'm gonna need your help!
944
00:43:30,184 --> 00:43:31,017
- No way!
945
00:43:31,017 --> 00:43:31,850
- What?
946
00:43:31,850 --> 00:43:33,051
- I'm not taking one more step, Toby,
947
00:43:33,051 --> 00:43:34,631
til you tell me what's going on.
948
00:43:34,631 --> 00:43:35,752
- What's going, what do you mean?
949
00:43:35,752 --> 00:43:36,749
What's going on?
950
00:43:36,749 --> 00:43:40,916
(upbeat Christmas music)
(groaning)
951
00:43:42,213 --> 00:43:43,265
(gasping)
952
00:43:43,265 --> 00:43:45,436
Okay, if you really wanna know!
953
00:43:45,436 --> 00:43:47,703
But right now I don't
think it's the best time
954
00:43:47,703 --> 00:43:50,809
for you to be satisfying
your woman's curiosity.
955
00:43:50,809 --> 00:43:53,302
Okay, it's easy, I'm not an accountant.
956
00:43:53,302 --> 00:43:55,202
My profession is killing people.
957
00:43:55,202 --> 00:43:56,035
- What?
958
00:43:56,035 --> 00:43:56,894
- My profession is killing!
959
00:43:56,894 --> 00:43:59,316
- [TCRS Man] Open this door!
(banging)
960
00:43:59,316 --> 00:44:01,366
- Killing people.
961
00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:02,866
- What, for money?
962
00:44:04,518 --> 00:44:06,426
- Commission mostly,
(banging)
963
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:08,009
but great benefits.
964
00:44:08,971 --> 00:44:12,388
(upbeat Christmas music)
965
00:44:17,961 --> 00:44:20,378
(clattering)
966
00:44:25,812 --> 00:44:27,107
- You're telling me you're a mobster?
967
00:44:27,107 --> 00:44:28,695
- [Toby] Do you know how
hard it is to get a job
968
00:44:28,695 --> 00:44:29,528
these days?
969
00:44:29,528 --> 00:44:30,361
- I'm ready.
970
00:44:30,361 --> 00:44:31,369
Does the word recession
mean anything to you?
971
00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,124
Unemployment, banks going down,
972
00:44:33,124 --> 00:44:34,131
oil going up!
973
00:44:34,131 --> 00:44:36,107
I was Mr. Gunder's accountant.
974
00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:38,164
I still sometimes collect the invoices,
975
00:44:38,164 --> 00:44:40,979
do the paperwork, make tax
deductions, but you know what?
976
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:42,289
To get ahead in these tough times,
977
00:44:42,289 --> 00:44:44,199
you gotta get in bed with
the competition and say,
978
00:44:44,199 --> 00:44:46,215
I thought I was gonna help
'em with that, you know?
979
00:44:46,215 --> 00:44:48,761
Tax deductions, loopholes, or somethin'.
980
00:44:48,761 --> 00:44:50,421
Turns out he was talking
about something else.
981
00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:53,216
- Why didn't you tell me?
982
00:44:53,216 --> 00:44:54,861
- Why didn't I tell you?
983
00:44:54,861 --> 00:44:56,541
Why didn't I tell you?
984
00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:58,341
Do you remember that time
we were talking about
985
00:44:58,341 --> 00:45:00,716
having a baby, like last week?
986
00:45:00,716 --> 00:45:02,713
And you said, "I can't
have a baby with you,
987
00:45:02,713 --> 00:45:04,467
"because you would make
a terrible father."
988
00:45:04,467 --> 00:45:06,693
- What's that got to do
with you killing people?
989
00:45:06,693 --> 00:45:08,564
- You remember that time
when you made me go to
990
00:45:08,564 --> 00:45:10,597
that holistic sweat lodge in Orlando,
991
00:45:10,597 --> 00:45:13,593
and you said I have a long
way to go to becoming a man?
992
00:45:13,593 --> 00:45:15,173
Well, that really stung by the way.
993
00:45:15,173 --> 00:45:16,764
- [Melanie] So?
994
00:45:16,764 --> 00:45:17,597
- So?
995
00:45:19,886 --> 00:45:20,719
So?
996
00:45:23,503 --> 00:45:26,577
So I didn't want to get
fired from another job
997
00:45:26,577 --> 00:45:29,871
and have you think I was just
some loser accountant, too.
998
00:45:29,871 --> 00:45:33,984
(gentle orchestral music)
999
00:45:33,984 --> 00:45:34,880
- Wait.
1000
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,547
How many people have you killed?
1001
00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:41,137
- None.
1002
00:45:41,137 --> 00:45:43,345
You know what, there's a
first time for everything.
1003
00:45:43,345 --> 00:45:45,595
(groaning)
1004
00:45:46,813 --> 00:45:50,239
Ow!
(window thuds)
1005
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:51,791
I gotta be at the cemetery at midnight.
1006
00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:54,208
(bells ring)
1007
00:45:55,354 --> 00:45:57,021
But I've got a plan.
1008
00:45:57,890 --> 00:46:00,852
A, I sneak out without
attracting any attention.
1009
00:46:00,852 --> 00:46:02,435
B, I take your car.
1010
00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:06,529
C, I go to the cemetery.
1011
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,290
D, I calmly pretend to
have the ransom money.
1012
00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:13,554
E, I ice the kidnapper.
(gun fires)
1013
00:46:13,554 --> 00:46:14,687
(groans)
1014
00:46:14,687 --> 00:46:16,181
F, I get Fakir's body back.
1015
00:46:16,181 --> 00:46:17,897
G, I give Mr. Gunder back his keys.
1016
00:46:17,897 --> 00:46:20,123
- I knew I could count on you, boy.
1017
00:46:20,123 --> 00:46:20,962
- Thank you, sir.
1018
00:46:20,962 --> 00:46:23,093
Which I found in Fakir's pocket.
1019
00:46:23,093 --> 00:46:24,040
- And then what?
1020
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,448
- And then, well, then I, okay,
1021
00:46:26,448 --> 00:46:29,242
no tricky questions, please.
1022
00:46:29,242 --> 00:46:30,698
- I wish you'd think this through.
1023
00:46:30,698 --> 00:46:31,768
- Okay, don't worry.
1024
00:46:31,768 --> 00:46:33,357
If I was good at anything
when I was a kid,
1025
00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:34,740
it was climbing down trees.
1026
00:46:34,740 --> 00:46:36,320
What could possibly go wrong?
1027
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,251
(window thuds)
1028
00:46:37,251 --> 00:46:38,084
(yells)
1029
00:46:38,084 --> 00:46:40,501
(clattering)
1030
00:46:41,776 --> 00:46:43,239
(cat howls)
1031
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,786
(thuds)
1032
00:46:45,786 --> 00:46:48,869
(playful jazz music)
1033
00:46:55,149 --> 00:46:57,149
(gasps)
1034
00:46:58,130 --> 00:47:01,213
(playful jazz music)
1035
00:47:06,023 --> 00:47:06,893
- He's running away.
1036
00:47:06,893 --> 00:47:07,913
- He's running away.
1037
00:47:07,913 --> 00:47:09,874
- He is running away.
1038
00:47:09,874 --> 00:47:14,041
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
1039
00:47:17,419 --> 00:47:19,684
(gasps)
1040
00:47:19,684 --> 00:47:21,989
(banging)
1041
00:47:21,989 --> 00:47:23,822
- [TCRS Man] Childers!
1042
00:47:25,688 --> 00:47:29,210
(banging)
Childers, open this door!
1043
00:47:29,210 --> 00:47:31,421
(clatters)
1044
00:47:31,421 --> 00:47:35,588
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
1045
00:47:38,042 --> 00:47:39,687
(engine rumbles)
1046
00:47:39,687 --> 00:47:41,362
(banging)
1047
00:47:41,362 --> 00:47:45,529
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
1048
00:47:59,351 --> 00:48:03,453
(engine rumbles)
(upbeat music)
1049
00:48:03,453 --> 00:48:07,286
(singing in foreign language)
1050
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,095
(banging)
1051
00:48:14,132 --> 00:48:16,132
(thuds)
1052
00:48:17,211 --> 00:48:19,461
(clatters)
1053
00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:27,275
(door thuds)
1054
00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:35,849
(creaking)
1055
00:48:35,849 --> 00:48:37,849
(thuds)
1056
00:48:39,561 --> 00:48:43,728
(engine rumbles)
(Christmas music)
1057
00:48:45,379 --> 00:48:49,546
(upbeat music)
(singing in foreign language)
1058
00:48:51,589 --> 00:48:54,422
(Christmas music)
1059
00:48:57,286 --> 00:48:59,453
(panting)
1060
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:05,606
(smooth jazz music)
1061
00:49:25,385 --> 00:49:29,052
(dramatic orchestral music)
1062
00:49:30,281 --> 00:49:31,114
- Oh, no.
1063
00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:36,170
(crow caws)
(eerie orchestral music)
1064
00:49:43,558 --> 00:49:45,356
(gasping)
1065
00:49:45,356 --> 00:49:47,039
(tires squeal)
1066
00:49:47,039 --> 00:49:49,335
- No panic, no panic.
1067
00:49:49,335 --> 00:49:51,942
(engine rumbles)
1068
00:49:51,942 --> 00:49:56,109
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
1069
00:50:01,554 --> 00:50:03,850
(panting)
1070
00:50:03,850 --> 00:50:08,017
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
1071
00:50:19,952 --> 00:50:22,019
(horn beeps)
1072
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:25,019
(smooth jazz music)
1073
00:50:28,678 --> 00:50:32,345
(dramatic orchestral music)
1074
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,850
Left at the tree of skulls.
1075
00:50:50,732 --> 00:50:53,692
(crow caws)
1076
00:50:53,692 --> 00:50:57,359
(dramatic orchestral music)
1077
00:50:58,867 --> 00:51:02,284
(eerie orchestral music)
1078
00:51:36,355 --> 00:51:41,197
(crow caws)
(yells)
1079
00:51:41,197 --> 00:51:43,211
(yells)
1080
00:51:43,211 --> 00:51:46,878
(dramatic orchestral music)
1081
00:52:11,743 --> 00:52:12,576
- Hello?
1082
00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:15,374
Is anybody here?
1083
00:52:18,488 --> 00:52:19,321
Hello?
1084
00:52:21,697 --> 00:52:23,463
Is anybody here?
1085
00:52:23,463 --> 00:52:26,713
(eerie dramatic music)
1086
00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:37,339
(gun clicks)
1087
00:52:40,957 --> 00:52:43,040
- Have you got the money?
1088
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,314
- [Toby] You brought the body?
1089
00:52:47,314 --> 00:52:48,147
- Of course I have.
1090
00:52:48,147 --> 00:52:48,999
- I have, too.
1091
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:50,101
- [Edward] Show it to me.
1092
00:52:50,101 --> 00:52:51,671
- Show me yours first.
1093
00:52:51,671 --> 00:52:53,921
(whistles)
1094
00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:57,875
(gun clicks)
1095
00:53:06,048 --> 00:53:07,759
So, where is he?
1096
00:53:07,759 --> 00:53:11,926
(dramatic eerie orchestral music)
1097
00:53:19,111 --> 00:53:21,111
(thuds)
1098
00:53:23,911 --> 00:53:26,911
(gentle jazz music)
1099
00:53:33,565 --> 00:53:37,732
(eerie dramatic orchestral music)
1100
00:53:51,543 --> 00:53:53,793
(rattling)
1101
00:53:54,681 --> 00:53:57,102
- I told you to come alone!
1102
00:53:57,102 --> 00:53:58,264
- He's just helpin' out.
1103
00:53:58,264 --> 00:53:59,764
Such a good child.
1104
00:54:01,547 --> 00:54:04,084
Your corpse in immaculate condition.
1105
00:54:04,084 --> 00:54:05,480
- What is this?
1106
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,635
- That's the latest in medical bed, sir.
1107
00:54:08,635 --> 00:54:12,802
(light dramatic orchestral music)
1108
00:54:18,891 --> 00:54:19,974
- [Boy] Help!
1109
00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:26,385
(dramatic music)
1110
00:54:36,087 --> 00:54:38,269
- This is a complete lack of respect
1111
00:54:38,269 --> 00:54:39,317
for the dearly departed.
1112
00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:40,856
- On the contrary, it's very comfortable,
1113
00:54:40,856 --> 00:54:42,736
soft, springy, with
cushions under the head,
1114
00:54:42,736 --> 00:54:44,274
but at the same time big and solid.
1115
00:54:44,274 --> 00:54:45,966
You could fit four people on here,
1116
00:54:45,966 --> 00:54:47,944
and if you're interested, I
can tell you that right now
1117
00:54:47,944 --> 00:54:50,550
it can be purchased for a
fraction of the original cost,
1118
00:54:50,550 --> 00:54:51,383
which is--
1119
00:54:51,383 --> 00:54:54,050
- What the hell's going on here?
1120
00:54:55,005 --> 00:54:56,472
- I told you to stay at my home.
1121
00:54:56,472 --> 00:54:57,977
- I told you to come alone.
1122
00:54:57,977 --> 00:54:59,994
- I told you not to drink so much.
1123
00:54:59,994 --> 00:55:01,077
- [Man] What?
1124
00:55:02,388 --> 00:55:05,638
(light dramatic music)
1125
00:55:25,388 --> 00:55:29,246
(crunching)
(yelling)
1126
00:55:29,246 --> 00:55:33,413
(screaming)
(crunching)
1127
00:55:34,844 --> 00:55:38,920
(intense dramatic music)
1128
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,087
(screams)
1129
00:55:43,097 --> 00:55:45,652
- Are you trying to
screw everything up, huh?
1130
00:55:45,652 --> 00:55:47,325
I came here to get Fakir.
1131
00:55:47,325 --> 00:55:48,519
- What's he doing in a graveyard?
1132
00:55:48,519 --> 00:55:50,356
- What do people normally
do at a graveyard?
1133
00:55:50,356 --> 00:55:52,689
(screaming)
1134
00:55:53,975 --> 00:55:55,652
- I ain't got no cat!
1135
00:55:55,652 --> 00:55:56,485
- What?
1136
00:55:57,833 --> 00:55:58,666
- What?
1137
00:55:58,666 --> 00:56:00,231
- You burned all the cats, no more cats!
1138
00:56:00,231 --> 00:56:01,419
- Don't need any cats!
1139
00:56:01,419 --> 00:56:03,109
- Cat, cat, ah!
1140
00:56:03,109 --> 00:56:04,241
- I can make you a rabbit.
1141
00:56:04,241 --> 00:56:05,896
Still good for a sacrifice, right?
1142
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:08,305
Almost a cat, right?
1143
00:56:08,305 --> 00:56:10,082
- A rabbit, I'll bring you a rabbit!
1144
00:56:10,082 --> 00:56:11,505
Just,
1145
00:56:11,505 --> 00:56:13,031
just don't,
1146
00:56:13,031 --> 00:56:16,097
just don't open any more graves!
1147
00:56:16,097 --> 00:56:17,183
- Hold him!
1148
00:56:17,183 --> 00:56:19,266
(shouts)
1149
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:24,765
- Okay, I'm gonna be
perfectly honest with you.
1150
00:56:24,765 --> 00:56:27,600
Do I really have to spell it out?
1151
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,433
He's,
1152
00:56:29,735 --> 00:56:33,144
he's just, he's having an affair.
1153
00:56:33,144 --> 00:56:34,430
- An affair?
1154
00:56:34,430 --> 00:56:36,767
- Yeah, he's quite the ladies man.
1155
00:56:36,767 --> 00:56:39,925
How do you think he got his nickname?
1156
00:56:39,925 --> 00:56:40,758
- Fuh-kir
1157
00:56:42,577 --> 00:56:46,262
(smooth jazz music)
1158
00:56:46,262 --> 00:56:47,511
Right.
1159
00:56:47,511 --> 00:56:50,761
(dramatic organ music)
1160
00:56:56,536 --> 00:56:57,369
- Alexei.
1161
00:56:59,961 --> 00:57:03,211
(dramatic organ music)
1162
00:57:09,952 --> 00:57:12,285
- What's Keating doing here?
1163
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:16,830
- Didn't I tell you?
1164
00:57:16,830 --> 00:57:18,314
- [TCRS Man] No.
1165
00:57:18,314 --> 00:57:20,134
- Oh, must've slipped my mind.
1166
00:57:20,134 --> 00:57:20,967
He's,
1167
00:57:22,591 --> 00:57:23,424
he's a,
1168
00:57:25,347 --> 00:57:27,510
he's a love interest.
1169
00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:30,065
- Whose love interest?
1170
00:57:30,065 --> 00:57:30,898
- What do you think?
1171
00:57:30,898 --> 00:57:32,058
Fakir's love interest.
1172
00:57:32,058 --> 00:57:32,975
- Fakir is?
1173
00:57:37,775 --> 00:57:39,245
- Do you believe it?
1174
00:57:39,245 --> 00:57:41,668
I mean, what's the world coming to?
1175
00:57:41,668 --> 00:57:45,835
(dramatic somber orchestral music)
1176
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,150
- [Kamila] Alexei?
1177
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:08,900
(dramatic music)
1178
00:58:10,419 --> 00:58:11,721
- Oh, you made it.
1179
00:58:11,721 --> 00:58:13,267
- Sure I have.
1180
00:58:13,267 --> 00:58:15,295
- He said you wouldn't be able to make it.
1181
00:58:15,295 --> 00:58:16,644
- Who said so?
1182
00:58:16,644 --> 00:58:17,727
- [Child] Al.
1183
00:58:18,588 --> 00:58:19,421
- Al.
1184
00:58:20,458 --> 00:58:23,429
You're quite intimate, aren't you?
1185
00:58:23,429 --> 00:58:25,236
He'd better well make it!
1186
00:58:25,236 --> 00:58:27,883
I didn't take the oysters with me.
1187
00:58:27,883 --> 00:58:28,789
- Oysters?
1188
00:58:28,789 --> 00:58:30,317
- Where is he?
1189
00:58:30,317 --> 00:58:31,949
- Al!
1190
00:58:31,949 --> 00:58:34,366
- And what's with the gurney?
1191
00:58:36,489 --> 00:58:38,265
- Oh, that's actually
a custom fit ergonomic
1192
00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:40,560
medical bed, which you won't believe,
1193
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,995
but you can have it for a
fraction of its original cost,
1194
00:58:41,995 --> 00:58:42,848
which is--
1195
00:58:42,848 --> 00:58:44,289
- Who's the man on it?
1196
00:58:44,289 --> 00:58:45,486
- There's no man on it.
1197
00:58:45,486 --> 00:58:46,619
- Yes, there is.
1198
00:58:46,619 --> 00:58:48,439
- It's not a man.
1199
00:58:48,439 --> 00:58:49,872
- [TCRS Man] Who is it then?
1200
00:58:49,872 --> 00:58:52,455
- It's, uh, he's, he's a woman.
1201
00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:55,949
It's actually, it's a woman on the bed,
1202
00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:57,620
the gurney, the medical bed.
1203
00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:59,314
- [TCRS Man] What's she doing here?
1204
00:58:59,314 --> 00:59:00,511
- Just lying around, I guess.
1205
00:59:00,511 --> 00:59:01,344
- Why?
1206
00:59:03,823 --> 00:59:04,871
- I can't tell you.
1207
00:59:04,871 --> 00:59:06,401
- Damn it, I said why!
1208
00:59:06,401 --> 00:59:10,472
- Okay, okay, 'kay, 'kay,
okay, okay, I'm just
1209
00:59:10,472 --> 00:59:11,889
g-g-g-getting it.
1210
00:59:16,924 --> 00:59:18,007
There, there.
1211
00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:22,490
(dramatic music)
1212
00:59:26,275 --> 00:59:29,525
(dramatic organ music)
1213
00:59:42,630 --> 00:59:45,041
- Well this is nothing but an old invoice.
1214
00:59:45,041 --> 00:59:47,041
(thuds)
1215
00:59:48,813 --> 00:59:49,966
It's an old invoice.
1216
00:59:49,966 --> 00:59:51,819
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
1217
00:59:51,819 --> 00:59:53,569
It's the wrong thing.
1218
00:59:56,437 --> 00:59:57,270
That.
1219
01:00:01,836 --> 01:00:02,669
- Ah,
1220
01:00:03,769 --> 01:00:05,269
your library card.
1221
01:00:10,025 --> 01:00:12,060
- I'm sorry, I don't have any other ideas.
1222
01:00:12,060 --> 01:00:14,060
(thuds)
1223
01:00:20,892 --> 01:00:23,594
I really am a pacifist.
1224
01:00:23,594 --> 01:00:25,804
I think it's time to start panicking now.
1225
01:00:25,804 --> 01:00:29,971
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
1226
01:00:31,272 --> 01:00:32,725
- Sorry, ssh!
(yells)
1227
01:00:32,725 --> 01:00:33,558
It's me!
1228
01:00:33,558 --> 01:00:35,243
- Okay, I have seen less
people at Woodstock.
1229
01:00:35,243 --> 01:00:36,590
- Don't do anything stupid.
1230
01:00:36,590 --> 01:00:37,487
Now give me that gun.
1231
01:00:37,487 --> 01:00:38,443
- No, but, I have to--
1232
01:00:38,443 --> 01:00:39,388
- You don't have to do anything!
1233
01:00:39,388 --> 01:00:40,364
You haven't killed one yet,
and I won't let you do it.
1234
01:00:40,364 --> 01:00:42,114
Now give me that gun!
1235
01:00:44,246 --> 01:00:45,868
- Ah, you know what?
1236
01:00:45,868 --> 01:00:49,120
I need to be more
assertive in this marriage.
1237
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,436
- At least once in your life
you could do something for me!
1238
01:00:51,436 --> 01:00:52,756
(crow caws)
1239
01:00:52,756 --> 01:00:54,417
- Al, the organ player's here.
1240
01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:57,723
- No, no, no, no, I don't
do organ players any more.
1241
01:00:57,723 --> 01:00:59,404
Secretaries and dentists neither.
1242
01:00:59,404 --> 01:01:01,141
We talk about teacher.
1243
01:01:01,141 --> 01:01:04,102
- No teachers tonight, tomorrow.
1244
01:01:04,102 --> 01:01:06,765
- You've got another thing tomorrow?
1245
01:01:06,765 --> 01:01:08,581
- It's pretty much the same thing.
1246
01:01:08,581 --> 01:01:09,691
- But you're welcome to stay and watch,
1247
01:01:09,691 --> 01:01:11,524
just no interruptions.
1248
01:01:14,842 --> 01:01:18,259
- Once in my life, once, once in my life!
1249
01:01:19,153 --> 01:01:21,053
You know, what about
the Sunday vegan dinners
1250
01:01:21,053 --> 01:01:22,852
at your parents' that you made me go to?
1251
01:01:22,852 --> 01:01:23,849
- Oh, don't start that again.
1252
01:01:23,849 --> 01:01:25,136
I've had it, I've totally had it!
1253
01:01:25,136 --> 01:01:26,912
- That's it!
1254
01:01:26,912 --> 01:01:27,983
I've had enough.
1255
01:01:27,983 --> 01:01:29,252
- You've had enough, you know what?
1256
01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:30,372
It's me who's had enough, okay?
1257
01:01:30,372 --> 01:01:32,410
Do you think I'm havin'
the time of my life?
1258
01:01:32,410 --> 01:01:35,247
Do you think I even mildly
enjoy pan roasted tofu
1259
01:01:35,247 --> 01:01:37,211
in a hazelnut foam with an avocado mousse?
1260
01:01:37,211 --> 01:01:38,305
- You have a problem with my cooking?
1261
01:01:38,305 --> 01:01:40,117
- Do you have a problem with yourself?
1262
01:01:40,117 --> 01:01:41,405
- I'm having a problem with you!
1263
01:01:41,405 --> 01:01:42,422
- You have a problem with me?
1264
01:01:42,422 --> 01:01:43,339
You have a problem with me?
1265
01:01:43,339 --> 01:01:46,562
- Maybe I can get this part
of me of party last week,
1266
01:01:46,562 --> 01:01:50,096
but what I see here, it just sick!
1267
01:01:50,096 --> 01:01:51,542
- There's no understanding!
1268
01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:54,107
No empathy, no care on your part.
1269
01:01:54,107 --> 01:01:55,956
- And you know what else in the bedroom--
1270
01:01:55,956 --> 01:01:58,150
- Department, a complete lack of interest!
1271
01:01:58,150 --> 01:01:58,983
- On whose part?
1272
01:01:58,983 --> 01:02:00,943
- I have no need to criticize
myself in that area.
1273
01:02:00,943 --> 01:02:03,374
- Ah, maybe you should ask my
opinion on that one, mister!
1274
01:02:03,374 --> 01:02:04,207
- Mister?
1275
01:02:04,207 --> 01:02:05,473
- Yes.
- Okay, listen, lady!
1276
01:02:05,473 --> 01:02:07,263
I've been asking your
opinion all my married life
1277
01:02:07,263 --> 01:02:09,547
and three years before
that, and I'm tired of it!
1278
01:02:09,547 --> 01:02:11,700
Okay, I am gonna tell you what I think,
1279
01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:13,873
and there is a four letter
word to describe you,
1280
01:02:13,873 --> 01:02:15,958
and, you know what, it's called cold!
1281
01:02:15,958 --> 01:02:16,791
- Cold!
1282
01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:18,071
- C-O-L-D, cold!
- Me, cold?
1283
01:02:18,071 --> 01:02:19,444
- Yeah, you're cold,
okay, and don't act like
1284
01:02:19,444 --> 01:02:20,550
you don't know what it means.
1285
01:02:20,550 --> 01:02:22,479
- You're like that one popsicle
that's been in the freezer
1286
01:02:22,479 --> 01:02:24,339
for so long it just loses all its flavor.
1287
01:02:24,339 --> 01:02:25,172
- Oh?
1288
01:02:25,172 --> 01:02:26,155
- Maybe you need some
more of that wonderful
1289
01:02:26,155 --> 01:02:27,152
marriage counseling you love so much.
1290
01:02:27,152 --> 01:02:28,776
- You know what, I thought
that might be beneficial!
1291
01:02:28,776 --> 01:02:31,019
You know that it might actually help us.
1292
01:02:31,019 --> 01:02:33,501
- So we wouldn't need to
spend our nights jumping
1293
01:02:33,501 --> 01:02:35,724
from one devastated marriage to another
1294
01:02:35,724 --> 01:02:38,238
eating caramelized Spanish
flies, ginger juice,
1295
01:02:38,238 --> 01:02:39,289
and strawberries.
1296
01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:40,658
- And don't act like you weren't into it,
1297
01:02:40,658 --> 01:02:42,166
you and your copious note taking.
1298
01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:43,694
- Oh, I wasn't taking notes.
1299
01:02:43,694 --> 01:02:45,294
I was actually thinking up new recipes.
1300
01:02:45,294 --> 01:02:46,707
I was pretending to be interested.
1301
01:02:46,707 --> 01:02:48,567
I agreed to do it for
you, I didn't need it.
1302
01:02:48,567 --> 01:02:49,511
- That's funny.
1303
01:02:49,511 --> 01:02:50,538
That's so funny.
1304
01:02:50,538 --> 01:02:51,995
- It's not funny anymore.
1305
01:02:51,995 --> 01:02:52,918
- No, it's hilarious.
1306
01:02:52,918 --> 01:02:55,964
- Look at me, I'm normal, healthy woman.
1307
01:02:55,964 --> 01:02:56,797
A loving--
1308
01:02:56,797 --> 01:02:58,447
- And supporting wife, I
don't understand how you can--
1309
01:02:58,447 --> 01:02:59,662
- Treat me the way you do.
1310
01:02:59,662 --> 01:03:00,991
- I treat you with respect!
1311
01:03:00,991 --> 01:03:03,305
- I don't want respect, Toby,
I'm a woman for God sake!
1312
01:03:03,305 --> 01:03:04,149
I want--
1313
01:03:04,149 --> 01:03:04,982
- Romance?
1314
01:03:04,982 --> 01:03:06,241
- Why not, among other things.
- Ah, yeah?
1315
01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:07,672
Is that what you were
cookin' up with that chap
1316
01:03:07,672 --> 01:03:08,890
with the fake English accent
1317
01:03:08,890 --> 01:03:10,280
and the blinding white false teeth?
1318
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,017
- How could you even tell me that
1319
01:03:13,017 --> 01:03:15,575
at that alien invasion party,
1320
01:03:15,575 --> 01:03:18,745
Princess Leia in bikini could
tear your own murder me dress
1321
01:03:18,745 --> 01:03:21,162
like Scarlett Johansson, huh?
1322
01:03:22,008 --> 01:03:24,554
And this grin granny was hitting on you.
1323
01:03:24,554 --> 01:03:26,433
- He was just a cooking class friend.
1324
01:03:26,433 --> 01:03:29,581
- Oh, yeah, what kind of guy
with any sense of manliness
1325
01:03:29,581 --> 01:03:31,119
attends a cooking class?
1326
01:03:31,119 --> 01:03:33,063
Okay, you know what, I saw
how you were staring at him
1327
01:03:33,063 --> 01:03:35,505
all night, laughing at
his ridiculous jokes.
1328
01:03:35,505 --> 01:03:37,527
- I was, because yours
really aren't funny, Toby.
1329
01:03:37,527 --> 01:03:39,314
- Oh, actually mine are killingly funny.
1330
01:03:39,314 --> 01:03:41,038
I'm a funny American guy!
1331
01:03:41,038 --> 01:03:42,648
- Okay, make me laugh.
1332
01:03:42,648 --> 01:03:44,104
Tell me a joke for once in your life.
1333
01:03:44,104 --> 01:03:44,937
- So,
1334
01:03:47,459 --> 01:03:48,292
I,
1335
01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:50,951
I,
1336
01:03:53,227 --> 01:03:54,785
you know, don't change the subject on me!
1337
01:03:54,785 --> 01:03:57,402
- And tonight you wanted
to leave me all alone
1338
01:03:57,402 --> 01:04:00,227
back at that accountant's and got everyone
1339
01:04:00,227 --> 01:04:01,911
to come over here secretly.
1340
01:04:01,911 --> 01:04:03,875
Don't deny it.
1341
01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:04,708
Don't.
1342
01:04:08,262 --> 01:04:10,345
I got your secret letter.
1343
01:04:14,047 --> 01:04:15,834
Cemetery at midnight.
1344
01:04:15,834 --> 01:04:17,001
It's all here.
1345
01:04:18,774 --> 01:04:20,124
The party's over.
1346
01:04:20,124 --> 01:04:20,957
Go home.
1347
01:04:22,733 --> 01:04:24,591
How old are you, anyway?
1348
01:04:24,591 --> 01:04:26,440
You should be cramming for exams,
1349
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:27,469
not looking for a bit of--
1350
01:04:27,469 --> 01:04:29,434
- But this is for school.
1351
01:04:29,434 --> 01:04:31,156
The Shakespeare National Contest.
1352
01:04:31,156 --> 01:04:32,036
- Heard about it?
1353
01:04:32,036 --> 01:04:33,195
Starts tomorrow.
1354
01:04:33,195 --> 01:04:35,585
- We're practicing in the
cemetery to soak up the ambiance.
1355
01:04:35,585 --> 01:04:39,168
- Shakespeare was all
about blood and guts.
1356
01:04:41,984 --> 01:04:43,335
(mask clatters)
1357
01:04:43,335 --> 01:04:45,287
- Who the hell are you?
1358
01:04:45,287 --> 01:04:46,307
- I'm Hecate.
1359
01:04:46,307 --> 01:04:47,140
- I'm the witch.
1360
01:04:47,140 --> 01:04:47,973
- I'm Macbeth.
1361
01:04:47,973 --> 01:04:48,842
- I'm King Duncan.
1362
01:04:48,842 --> 01:04:50,378
- Please, ma'am, don't send us home.
1363
01:04:50,378 --> 01:04:51,493
- [Kid] Yes, please.
1364
01:04:51,493 --> 01:04:53,349
- This is really important.
- Oh, please.
1365
01:04:53,349 --> 01:04:54,182
- Please.
1366
01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:55,413
- Come on, pretty please.
- Please, please.
1367
01:04:55,413 --> 01:04:56,725
- [All Kids] Please, please.
1368
01:04:56,725 --> 01:04:58,272
- Please don't send us home.
1369
01:04:58,272 --> 01:04:59,401
It starts tomorrow.
- Please.
1370
01:04:59,401 --> 01:05:00,876
- We really need to practice, please.
1371
01:05:00,876 --> 01:05:02,762
- [All Kids] Please.
1372
01:05:02,762 --> 01:05:06,429
(dramatic orchestral music)
1373
01:05:11,521 --> 01:05:13,465
- Do you even remember the
last time you kissed me?
1374
01:05:13,465 --> 01:05:15,759
- Oh, it's really hard to
kiss a walking set of binders,
1375
01:05:15,759 --> 01:05:17,859
sharpened pencils, and
chronologically arranged invoices
1376
01:05:17,859 --> 01:05:19,526
all rolled into one!
1377
01:05:21,183 --> 01:05:24,799
- That might be the cruelest
thing you've ever said to me.
1378
01:05:24,799 --> 01:05:27,927
You know, I am done
with this conversation.
1379
01:05:27,927 --> 01:05:29,589
- I'm just starting!
1380
01:05:29,589 --> 01:05:32,339
(dramatic music)
1381
01:05:37,877 --> 01:05:41,044
- Women, okay, whoever invented women?
1382
01:05:43,084 --> 01:05:44,586
If that's even his real name.
1383
01:05:44,586 --> 01:05:46,820
(soft talking)
(dramatic music)
1384
01:05:46,820 --> 01:05:49,095
Is it really that bad that I'm organized?
1385
01:05:49,095 --> 01:05:50,715
That, you know, I like to keep my shoes
1386
01:05:50,715 --> 01:05:51,744
in a neat little row,
1387
01:05:51,744 --> 01:05:54,768
or that I like to color
coordinate my socks?
1388
01:05:54,768 --> 01:05:59,662
(soft talking)
(dramatic music)
1389
01:05:59,662 --> 01:06:00,898
Or that maybe I just prefer
1390
01:06:00,898 --> 01:06:02,489
the original number two sharpened pencils?
1391
01:06:02,489 --> 01:06:04,110
- All right, that's enough.
1392
01:06:04,110 --> 01:06:05,610
Where's the money?
1393
01:06:06,976 --> 01:06:08,129
- Where's my car?
1394
01:06:08,129 --> 01:06:09,226
- I beg your pardon?
1395
01:06:09,226 --> 01:06:11,186
- Yeah, you stole my body and my car.
1396
01:06:11,186 --> 01:06:13,420
Okay, the body's right
here, so where's my car?
1397
01:06:13,420 --> 01:06:15,837
- We take the car as a bonus!
1398
01:06:17,053 --> 01:06:18,803
- What are you, nuts?
1399
01:06:19,807 --> 01:06:21,026
I need that car.
1400
01:06:21,026 --> 01:06:22,490
I use that car every day to go to work.
1401
01:06:22,490 --> 01:06:25,149
You know what, if I don't get
that car, in this traffic,
1402
01:06:25,149 --> 01:06:26,395
it could be murder.
1403
01:06:26,395 --> 01:06:28,493
- Are you attemptin' to be humorous?
1404
01:06:28,493 --> 01:06:29,981
I thought you were a serious client.
1405
01:06:29,981 --> 01:06:32,132
I'm cancellin' the transaction.
1406
01:06:32,132 --> 01:06:34,444
Son, take the expired persona and go!
1407
01:06:34,444 --> 01:06:36,345
We'll deliver the unfortunate cadaver
1408
01:06:36,345 --> 01:06:40,251
to the proper authorities
with your documents.
1409
01:06:40,251 --> 01:06:43,578
(suspenseful orchestral music)
1410
01:06:43,578 --> 01:06:45,828
(clicking)
1411
01:06:50,019 --> 01:06:51,307
(gun fires)
1412
01:06:51,307 --> 01:06:52,751
(groans)
1413
01:06:52,751 --> 01:06:56,334
(playfully dramatic music)
1414
01:06:58,756 --> 01:07:00,756
(yells)
1415
01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:05,170
- You killed him!
1416
01:07:06,728 --> 01:07:09,563
- You actually killed him?
1417
01:07:09,563 --> 01:07:11,661
- You whacked Dad!
1418
01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:12,494
(clicking)
1419
01:07:12,494 --> 01:07:14,994
(fleshy thud)
1420
01:07:21,203 --> 01:07:22,629
Murderers!
1421
01:07:22,629 --> 01:07:26,296
(dramatic orchestral music)
1422
01:07:30,552 --> 01:07:33,073
(groaning)
1423
01:07:33,073 --> 01:07:33,906
- Toby!
1424
01:07:34,829 --> 01:07:38,162
(groaning and grunting)
1425
01:07:47,374 --> 01:07:49,088
(yelling)
1426
01:07:49,088 --> 01:07:53,255
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
1427
01:07:55,519 --> 01:07:56,352
Toby!
1428
01:07:59,103 --> 01:08:01,353
(grunting)
1429
01:08:06,426 --> 01:08:08,593
(panting)
1430
01:08:15,392 --> 01:08:19,559
(yelling)
(playfully dramatic music)
1431
01:08:21,682 --> 01:08:24,843
- [Toby] Gimme that, give, give, give it!
1432
01:08:24,843 --> 01:08:29,010
(yelling)
(dramatic music)
1433
01:08:35,866 --> 01:08:38,033
(panting)
1434
01:08:39,995 --> 01:08:41,258
- [Man With Beard] Veronica!
1435
01:08:41,258 --> 01:08:42,591
Wake the parson!
1436
01:08:44,402 --> 01:08:47,265
- Get lost, Eddie, there is no wine left.
1437
01:08:47,265 --> 01:08:49,127
The reverend had guests.
1438
01:08:49,127 --> 01:08:51,100
- Do your best to wake him up.
1439
01:08:51,100 --> 01:08:53,017
The satanists are back!
1440
01:08:53,986 --> 01:08:57,486
(exciting dramatic music)
1441
01:09:01,822 --> 01:09:05,989
(yelling)
(grunting)
1442
01:09:07,768 --> 01:09:11,351
(exciting dramatic music)
1443
01:09:24,758 --> 01:09:27,008
(groaning)
1444
01:09:33,066 --> 01:09:37,233
(panting)
(dramatic orchestral music)
1445
01:09:40,359 --> 01:09:41,276
- Oh, shit.
1446
01:09:43,709 --> 01:09:47,876
(exciting dramatic music)
(yelling)
1447
01:09:51,548 --> 01:09:53,881
(gun fires)
1448
01:09:55,399 --> 01:09:58,899
(exciting dramatic music)
1449
01:10:05,725 --> 01:10:08,395
- You ruined the tree of skulls!
1450
01:10:08,395 --> 01:10:12,062
(dramatic orchestral music)
1451
01:10:14,911 --> 01:10:15,808
(yells)
1452
01:10:15,808 --> 01:10:17,625
(thuds)
1453
01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:21,792
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
1454
01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:29,583
(sirens wail)
1455
01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:31,679
(thuds)
(groans)
1456
01:10:31,679 --> 01:10:34,179
(sirens wail)
1457
01:10:42,358 --> 01:10:44,074
- [Cop] The cemetery is surrounded.
1458
01:10:44,074 --> 01:10:46,172
Everybody stay where you are.
1459
01:10:46,172 --> 01:10:47,339
Police orders.
1460
01:10:48,775 --> 01:10:50,689
(sirens wail)
Nobody move!
1461
01:10:50,689 --> 01:10:54,493
- [Cop] This way, this
way, over here, over here!
1462
01:10:54,493 --> 01:10:56,159
(dogs bark)
(gasps)
1463
01:10:56,159 --> 01:10:58,987
- [Cop] I said move, move,
get out of the way, man!
1464
01:10:58,987 --> 01:11:01,904
(helicopter whirs)
1465
01:11:05,482 --> 01:11:08,388
- [Cop] Come on, go, go, go!
1466
01:11:08,388 --> 01:11:10,471
(groans)
1467
01:11:13,123 --> 01:11:16,622
(police radio chatter)
1468
01:11:16,622 --> 01:11:18,392
- [Cop] Do not move!
1469
01:11:18,392 --> 01:11:20,367
(police radio chatter)
1470
01:11:20,367 --> 01:11:22,205
- The fuzz, here!
1471
01:11:22,205 --> 01:11:23,457
Oh God!
1472
01:11:23,457 --> 01:11:26,505
- [Cop] Hey, hey, get back here!
1473
01:11:26,505 --> 01:11:27,789
- [Cop] Move!
1474
01:11:27,789 --> 01:11:29,331
(exciting dramatic music)
1475
01:11:29,331 --> 01:11:31,848
- [Cop] Here's another one!
1476
01:11:31,848 --> 01:11:33,607
- [Cop] Don't move, in the hat!
1477
01:11:33,607 --> 01:11:35,144
Get your hands up.
1478
01:11:35,144 --> 01:11:36,234
- [Cop] Show me your hands!
1479
01:11:36,234 --> 01:11:37,249
Now, your hands!
1480
01:11:37,249 --> 01:11:38,289
- This way, this way.
- Sonia!
1481
01:11:38,289 --> 01:11:39,585
- [Cop] Keep it moving, keep it moving.
1482
01:11:39,585 --> 01:11:41,038
- [Cop] Devil worshipers,
we got 'em all over New York
1483
01:11:41,038 --> 01:11:41,871
these days.
1484
01:11:41,871 --> 01:11:43,543
- [Cop] Don't look them in the eyes!
1485
01:11:43,543 --> 01:11:45,662
- [Kid] Look, man, it's just Shakespeare.
1486
01:11:45,662 --> 01:11:48,353
You know, he wrote poems and stuff.
1487
01:11:48,353 --> 01:11:51,853
(exciting dramatic music)
1488
01:11:53,249 --> 01:11:56,499
(groaning and gasping)
1489
01:11:58,685 --> 01:12:00,567
- [Cop] Oi, stop, I see you!
1490
01:12:00,567 --> 01:12:01,400
- The gun!
1491
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,469
- [Cop] I said, I see you.
1492
01:12:02,469 --> 01:12:03,302
- The gun!
1493
01:12:03,302 --> 01:12:04,135
- What?
1494
01:12:04,135 --> 01:12:05,249
- Fakir's gun, where is it?
1495
01:12:05,249 --> 01:12:06,666
- [Cop] Yes, you.
1496
01:12:08,158 --> 01:12:09,000
- Get rid of it.
1497
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:09,894
Get rid of it!
1498
01:12:09,894 --> 01:12:11,212
(grunts)
1499
01:12:11,212 --> 01:12:13,917
(suspenseful music)
1500
01:12:13,917 --> 01:12:14,854
- [Cop] You're surrounded.
1501
01:12:14,854 --> 01:12:16,904
- Oh, no, I forgot to
wipe the prints off of it!
1502
01:12:16,904 --> 01:12:17,737
- [Cop] Police!
1503
01:12:17,737 --> 01:12:19,382
Get down, hands up!
1504
01:12:19,382 --> 01:12:20,382
- [Melanie] No!
1505
01:12:20,382 --> 01:12:24,049
(dramatic orchestral music)
1506
01:12:25,881 --> 01:12:28,631
(water splashes)
1507
01:12:34,376 --> 01:12:35,495
(dogs bark)
1508
01:12:35,495 --> 01:12:36,844
(crying)
- [Cop] Cut it out, ma'am.
1509
01:12:36,844 --> 01:12:38,130
(yells)
Or I will handcuff you,
1510
01:12:38,130 --> 01:12:39,830
and you're not gonna like it!
1511
01:12:39,830 --> 01:12:41,341
- [Man] Oh, yes, she will!
1512
01:12:41,341 --> 01:12:43,008
Don't reach into your pockets!
1513
01:12:43,008 --> 01:12:43,947
- [Cop] Go, go.
1514
01:12:43,947 --> 01:12:46,151
- [Cops] Janet, what's the status?
1515
01:12:46,151 --> 01:12:48,128
- Well, well, well.
- Clear!
1516
01:12:48,128 --> 01:12:49,155
- What a surprise.
1517
01:12:49,155 --> 01:12:51,611
- [Cop] Who have we here?
1518
01:12:51,611 --> 01:12:53,320
- All right, nobody move!
1519
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:55,708
(dogs bark)
1520
01:12:55,708 --> 01:12:58,958
(police radio chatter)
1521
01:13:02,893 --> 01:13:04,418
TCRS.
1522
01:13:04,418 --> 01:13:05,403
- [Cop] What?
1523
01:13:05,403 --> 01:13:06,236
- TCRS?
1524
01:13:07,625 --> 01:13:11,042
- And I'm taking back this investigation.
1525
01:13:11,926 --> 01:13:12,846
- The dead guy.
1526
01:13:12,846 --> 01:13:14,704
- What's the idea showin' up alive?
1527
01:13:14,704 --> 01:13:16,206
- That's a good question.
1528
01:13:16,206 --> 01:13:18,193
How can I show up alive
1529
01:13:18,193 --> 01:13:21,776
when this Miraslav
Gunder, nickname Gunder,
1530
01:13:24,546 --> 01:13:26,103
sentenced me to death yesterday
1531
01:13:26,103 --> 01:13:29,308
by ordering one of his
thugs to shoot me dead.
1532
01:13:29,308 --> 01:13:31,550
- [Both] Yeah, how?
1533
01:13:31,550 --> 01:13:34,747
- Well, I guess I'm just another victim
1534
01:13:34,747 --> 01:13:38,497
of the merciless Polish
vodka trade industry.
1535
01:13:39,677 --> 01:13:41,644
According to our statistics
1536
01:13:41,644 --> 01:13:44,647
96 lives were lost in the last two years.
1537
01:13:44,647 --> 01:13:48,928
79 of those lives at the
hand of that man Gunder!
1538
01:13:48,928 --> 01:13:50,278
- Can you prove this?
1539
01:13:50,278 --> 01:13:52,062
- No, but I can prove something else
1540
01:13:52,062 --> 01:13:54,450
from the very accounting
records of Mr. Gunder,
1541
01:13:54,450 --> 01:13:56,847
who specializes bringing to America
1542
01:13:56,847 --> 01:13:59,347
the world famous Polish vodka,
1543
01:14:00,972 --> 01:14:02,079
Sokolova.
1544
01:14:02,079 --> 01:14:02,912
- Wait a minute.
1545
01:14:02,912 --> 01:14:04,442
Who did you say you are?
- Who did you say you are sir?
1546
01:14:04,442 --> 01:14:05,275
- TCRS!
1547
01:14:06,679 --> 01:14:07,955
- TCR what?
1548
01:14:07,955 --> 01:14:08,788
- Hell if I know.
1549
01:14:08,788 --> 01:14:09,750
- [Cop] Feds, maybe?
1550
01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:13,411
- Tax Consultancy
Reconciliation Services Limited.
1551
01:14:13,411 --> 01:14:14,926
- Ah.
1552
01:14:14,926 --> 01:14:15,926
- Last year,
1553
01:14:17,742 --> 01:14:21,909
Mr. Gunder purchased 22,500
bottles of Sokolova Gold
1554
01:14:23,018 --> 01:14:27,962
premium label, of which 21,300
bottles were distributed
1555
01:14:27,962 --> 01:14:30,007
at a price of $36.
1556
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:32,090
16,154 bottles were sold.
1557
01:14:34,244 --> 01:14:37,327
That makes a grand total of $581,544.
1558
01:14:39,765 --> 01:14:42,682
He only paid $28,226 in excise tax,
1559
01:14:44,984 --> 01:14:48,401
instead of the $40,708 that was required.
1560
01:14:50,474 --> 01:14:53,796
- Which means Gunder
did not pay excise tax
1561
01:14:53,796 --> 01:14:56,213
on 4,953 bottles of Sokolova.
1562
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:06,829
That being said, gentlemen,
1563
01:15:06,829 --> 01:15:11,699
I order you in the name
of TCRS to arrest that man
1564
01:15:11,699 --> 01:15:15,925
for tax fraud against the
United States of America
1565
01:15:15,925 --> 01:15:18,008
in the amount of $12,482.
1566
01:15:19,191 --> 01:15:20,024
- [Cop] Damn.
1567
01:15:20,024 --> 01:15:21,274
- [Cop] 12,000?
1568
01:15:24,809 --> 01:15:25,743
- Not bad.
1569
01:15:25,743 --> 01:15:28,160
- That's how they got Capone.
1570
01:15:29,159 --> 01:15:31,363
- Wa-Wait a second.
1571
01:15:31,363 --> 01:15:35,530
I'm sure my accountant will
be able explain everything.
1572
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,339
- Me?
1573
01:15:41,339 --> 01:15:43,693
- What did I hire you for?
1574
01:15:43,693 --> 01:15:46,122
- Well, to be perfectly
honest you actually hired me--
1575
01:15:46,122 --> 01:15:47,529
- Get to it!
1576
01:15:47,529 --> 01:15:49,191
- Okay, okay.
1577
01:15:49,191 --> 01:15:51,966
- You know I'm not good with numbers.
1578
01:15:51,966 --> 01:15:53,549
- But I am, Gunder.
1579
01:15:54,542 --> 01:15:56,538
I've checked it all out.
1580
01:15:56,538 --> 01:15:57,871
You're finished.
1581
01:16:03,412 --> 01:16:05,829
- Did you check article 43.16
1582
01:16:07,776 --> 01:16:09,764
of the Goods and Services Tax Act?
1583
01:16:09,764 --> 01:16:10,910
- Excuse me?
1584
01:16:10,910 --> 01:16:14,359
- For donations for
nonprofit organizations.
1585
01:16:14,359 --> 01:16:16,105
- Oh, that's got nothing to do with it.
1586
01:16:16,105 --> 01:16:18,548
- Actually it does, 'cause
you're claim ignores the fact
1587
01:16:18,548 --> 01:16:22,715
that 4,953 bottles of Sokolova
were donated by Mr. Gunder
1588
01:16:24,296 --> 01:16:27,006
to several nonprofit organizations,
1589
01:16:27,006 --> 01:16:29,923
including, uh, two police stations.
1590
01:16:30,808 --> 01:16:32,126
- [Cop] Oh, I remember that.
1591
01:16:32,126 --> 01:16:34,384
- One US Customs Enforcement Agency,
1592
01:16:34,384 --> 01:16:35,217
the mayor's office.
1593
01:16:35,217 --> 01:16:36,050
- Yeah.
1594
01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:37,530
- One Polish bathhouse,
1595
01:16:37,530 --> 01:16:40,947
and an undisclosed clinic that Mr. Gunder
1596
01:16:42,174 --> 01:16:45,671
was operated on for a
severe case of hemorrhoids.
1597
01:16:45,671 --> 01:16:47,509
(muffled chuckling)
1598
01:16:47,509 --> 01:16:49,112
- That's irrelevant.
1599
01:16:49,112 --> 01:16:50,899
Donations are not exempt from tax
1600
01:16:50,899 --> 01:16:55,567
according to article five
of the US taxation code.
1601
01:16:55,567 --> 01:16:56,817
- You're right.
1602
01:17:02,123 --> 01:17:05,246
- In the name of TCRS, I order you--
1603
01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:08,735
- But did you check article
10 of that same code?
1604
01:17:08,735 --> 01:17:12,365
In the case of donations, the taxable base
1605
01:17:12,365 --> 01:17:15,067
is actually the price of the given goods
1606
01:17:15,067 --> 01:17:17,228
that are bought and not sold,
1607
01:17:17,228 --> 01:17:20,241
and, therefore, since
every bottle of Sokolova
1608
01:17:20,241 --> 01:17:22,762
wholesales for $23 that would be, uh,
1609
01:17:22,762 --> 01:17:24,262
for 4,953 bottles.
1610
01:17:25,707 --> 01:17:27,426
You carry the one,
1611
01:17:27,426 --> 01:17:31,593
$113,919, and of course if
you add the 7% excise tax
1612
01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:35,233
that would make it, uh,
1613
01:17:37,552 --> 01:17:38,385
$7,974
1614
01:17:43,483 --> 01:17:44,856
and 33 cents.
1615
01:17:44,856 --> 01:17:48,442
And this exact amount was
paid in full April 22nd
1616
01:17:48,442 --> 01:17:52,355
as is in line with this
attached documentation.
1617
01:17:52,355 --> 01:17:53,438
- Impossible.
1618
01:17:54,276 --> 01:17:55,509
That's impossible!
1619
01:17:55,509 --> 01:17:59,041
- Okay, it's, it's actually quite possible
1620
01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,791
and very, very, very accountable.
1621
01:18:05,751 --> 01:18:08,287
- I knew I could count on you, boy.
1622
01:18:08,287 --> 01:18:09,778
- [Cop] He's innocent, I guess.
1623
01:18:09,778 --> 01:18:11,195
- Thank you, sir.
1624
01:18:12,349 --> 01:18:14,985
- Am I free to go, officers?
1625
01:18:14,985 --> 01:18:17,818
- Boss, I think you're free to go.
1626
01:18:28,179 --> 01:18:30,544
Back to playing with the bodies.
1627
01:18:30,544 --> 01:18:32,890
- Playing with the bodies?
1628
01:18:32,890 --> 01:18:35,496
- Yeah, it's just Mr. Gunder's
secret private initiative.
1629
01:18:35,496 --> 01:18:37,341
It's purely entertainment purposes.
1630
01:18:37,341 --> 01:18:38,379
No one gets hurt.
1631
01:18:38,379 --> 01:18:39,524
- What's the idea now?
1632
01:18:39,524 --> 01:18:40,779
- Sir, this is a free country.
1633
01:18:40,779 --> 01:18:42,626
Everybody has the right
to spend their nights
1634
01:18:42,626 --> 01:18:43,564
they way they want to.
1635
01:18:43,564 --> 01:18:46,374
- Unless other participants
aren't willin' and able.
1636
01:18:46,374 --> 01:18:47,791
- You got that right.
1637
01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:50,469
- I don't know what,
what he's talking about.
1638
01:18:50,469 --> 01:18:52,154
- Okay, please, officers, he just tells me
1639
01:18:52,154 --> 01:18:55,321
it's just an innocent graveyard party.
1640
01:18:56,206 --> 01:18:57,881
- Don't listen to him.
1641
01:18:57,881 --> 01:19:00,095
He's just stupid accountant.
1642
01:19:00,095 --> 01:19:01,631
I'm a businessman.
1643
01:19:01,631 --> 01:19:03,707
- No, he's not!
1644
01:19:03,707 --> 01:19:05,729
I saw him digging up graves.
1645
01:19:05,729 --> 01:19:06,562
- Really?
1646
01:19:06,562 --> 01:19:08,385
- [Man] Did he say graves?
1647
01:19:08,385 --> 01:19:09,758
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
1648
01:19:09,758 --> 01:19:11,130
You have to dig up the bodies
1649
01:19:11,130 --> 01:19:13,713
before you can dress up the bodies.
1650
01:19:13,713 --> 01:19:15,800
- Engaging corpses in night games
1651
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,505
of a highly dubious nature.
1652
01:19:17,505 --> 01:19:18,470
- Especially in a cemetery.
1653
01:19:18,470 --> 01:19:20,003
- Is illegal in this country.
1654
01:19:20,003 --> 01:19:21,829
Hands behind your back.
1655
01:19:21,829 --> 01:19:25,687
(playfully dramatic orchestral music)
1656
01:19:25,687 --> 01:19:26,632
- [Cop] Watch it!
1657
01:19:26,632 --> 01:19:27,778
(yelling)
1658
01:19:27,778 --> 01:19:28,750
- [Cop] He's got a gun
1659
01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:29,790
- [Cop] He's got a gun!
1660
01:19:29,790 --> 01:19:30,946
- Drop the gun now!
- Freeze!
1661
01:19:30,946 --> 01:19:31,949
(gun fires)
1662
01:19:31,949 --> 01:19:33,237
- [Cop] Man down!
1663
01:19:33,237 --> 01:19:34,704
- [Man] Run away, run away!
1664
01:19:34,704 --> 01:19:36,705
Out of the jaws of hell!
- Freeze!
1665
01:19:36,705 --> 01:19:38,845
(guns fire)
1666
01:19:38,845 --> 01:19:42,428
(playfully dramatic music)
1667
01:19:44,616 --> 01:19:48,783
(guns fire)
(exciting dramatic music)
1668
01:19:54,555 --> 01:19:57,107
- [Cop] Heading northeast on foot.
1669
01:19:57,107 --> 01:19:59,548
- [Cop] Stop, stop right now!
1670
01:19:59,548 --> 01:20:01,168
Drop the gun, Gunder!
1671
01:20:01,168 --> 01:20:02,266
I will shoot!
(gun fires)
1672
01:20:02,266 --> 01:20:04,796
- [Cop] Let's do it, guys, go, go, go, go!
1673
01:20:04,796 --> 01:20:06,213
Come on, come on!
1674
01:20:09,734 --> 01:20:12,239
(gasping)
1675
01:20:12,239 --> 01:20:15,239
(suspenseful music)
1676
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:37,493
(gun fires)
1677
01:20:39,017 --> 01:20:41,350
(splashing)
1678
01:20:46,601 --> 01:20:49,471
(grunts)
1679
01:20:49,471 --> 01:20:51,176
- You're under arrest!
1680
01:20:51,176 --> 01:20:52,747
You have the right to remain silent.
1681
01:20:52,747 --> 01:20:54,540
Anything you say or do can
and will be used against you
1682
01:20:54,540 --> 01:20:55,707
in the court of law.
- Somebody call the ambulance!
1683
01:20:55,707 --> 01:20:57,024
- You have the right to an attorney.
1684
01:20:57,024 --> 01:20:58,204
If you cannot afford one,
1685
01:20:58,204 --> 01:20:59,745
the state will provide one for you.
1686
01:20:59,745 --> 01:21:01,661
Do you understand these rights?
1687
01:21:01,661 --> 01:21:03,217
- [Cop] We need a medic.
1688
01:21:03,217 --> 01:21:04,232
- [Cop] Do you?
1689
01:21:04,232 --> 01:21:05,410
- [Gunder] Yes!
1690
01:21:05,410 --> 01:21:06,243
- Toby.
1691
01:21:09,205 --> 01:21:10,455
- Poor bastard.
1692
01:21:13,512 --> 01:21:17,012
(gentle orchestral music)
1693
01:21:25,658 --> 01:21:26,491
- No.
1694
01:21:28,595 --> 01:21:30,194
No.
1695
01:21:30,194 --> 01:21:33,694
(somber orchestral music)
1696
01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:59,329
(splashing)
(gasping)
1697
01:21:59,329 --> 01:22:02,829
(gentle orchestral music)
1698
01:22:32,496 --> 01:22:33,329
Oh!
1699
01:22:37,109 --> 01:22:39,692
Don't ever do that to me again.
1700
01:22:41,786 --> 01:22:43,869
- I don't really plan to.
1701
01:22:52,307 --> 01:22:54,359
(gasps)
1702
01:22:54,359 --> 01:22:56,778
Gentlemen, save him!
1703
01:22:56,778 --> 01:22:58,294
He saved my life!
1704
01:22:58,294 --> 01:23:00,572
He shielded me with his body!
1705
01:23:00,572 --> 01:23:01,448
- Who?
1706
01:23:01,448 --> 01:23:03,306
- [Toby] Fakir!
1707
01:23:03,306 --> 01:23:04,904
- Who's Fakir?
1708
01:23:04,904 --> 01:23:06,154
- Alexei Fakir.
1709
01:23:10,321 --> 01:23:14,033
(crow caws)
(dramatic music)
1710
01:23:14,033 --> 01:23:16,408
- Let's go, keep it movin'.
1711
01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:17,379
- Oh, yeah.
1712
01:23:17,379 --> 01:23:18,225
- [Cop] Move it.
1713
01:23:18,225 --> 01:23:19,250
- He's dead?
1714
01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:21,987
Like, real dead, cold-stone,
1715
01:23:21,987 --> 01:23:23,096
seriously?
- Well, I'm no expert,
1716
01:23:23,096 --> 01:23:24,867
but he looks pretty dead to me, lady.
1717
01:23:24,867 --> 01:23:26,056
- I did nothing.
1718
01:23:26,056 --> 01:23:29,017
I even wired my tax deceleration.
1719
01:23:29,017 --> 01:23:31,483
- I told you Shakespeare's bad luck.
1720
01:23:31,483 --> 01:23:33,220
My brother flunked English
when they asked him
1721
01:23:33,220 --> 01:23:35,887
about that depressed Danish guy.
1722
01:23:39,835 --> 01:23:41,569
- [Cop] Shut up.
1723
01:23:41,569 --> 01:23:45,069
(gentle orchestral music)
1724
01:23:51,390 --> 01:23:53,307
- So his villa is mine?
1725
01:23:55,734 --> 01:23:58,878
And the apartment in St. Bart?
1726
01:23:58,878 --> 01:24:01,664
And the ranch in Wyoming?
1727
01:24:01,664 --> 01:24:02,748
(crying)
1728
01:24:02,748 --> 01:24:06,076
- [Cop] Hey, you got a pack
of smokes there, Charlie?
1729
01:24:06,076 --> 01:24:09,576
(gentle orchestral music)
1730
01:24:59,409 --> 01:25:01,492
- [Man] Hey, wait for me!
1731
01:25:02,650 --> 01:25:04,866
- Congratulations, never
thought I'd meet an accountant
1732
01:25:04,866 --> 01:25:06,475
with such brains.
1733
01:25:06,475 --> 01:25:10,642
How'd you like a nice, comfy,
well-paid job with TCRS?
1734
01:25:14,687 --> 01:25:16,437
- I'm fine with that.
1735
01:25:18,610 --> 01:25:21,724
As long as you will work as an accountant
1736
01:25:21,724 --> 01:25:23,416
and not a hitman.
1737
01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:26,916
(gentle orchestral music)
1738
01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:29,665
- It's a promise.
1739
01:25:34,288 --> 01:25:35,705
- All right then.
1740
01:25:37,271 --> 01:25:39,210
Call you tomorrow.
1741
01:25:39,210 --> 01:25:40,436
Merry Christmas.
1742
01:25:40,436 --> 01:25:42,987
- [Man] Cowards die many
times before their death.
1743
01:25:42,987 --> 01:25:45,350
The valiant never taste of death but once.
1744
01:25:45,350 --> 01:25:48,433
- [Man] Go on, shut that Shakespeare!
1745
01:25:50,474 --> 01:25:52,891
- So, about our conversation?
1746
01:25:54,201 --> 01:25:55,574
(smacking)
Oh!
1747
01:25:55,574 --> 01:25:57,741
- That's for all the lies.
1748
01:26:00,579 --> 01:26:04,079
(gentle orchestral music)
1749
01:26:06,555 --> 01:26:08,206
And that's for not dying on me.
1750
01:26:08,206 --> 01:26:09,536
- Sorry to disturb.
1751
01:26:09,536 --> 01:26:10,369
- Ah!
1752
01:26:11,227 --> 01:26:12,060
I thought you were--
1753
01:26:12,060 --> 01:26:12,893
- Dead!
1754
01:26:12,893 --> 01:26:14,224
- Yeah.
1755
01:26:14,224 --> 01:26:16,624
- Yeah, I should be.
1756
01:26:16,624 --> 01:26:18,245
Gunder shot me.
1757
01:26:18,245 --> 01:26:19,078
- Oh.
1758
01:26:20,223 --> 01:26:21,982
Luckily he missed.
1759
01:26:21,982 --> 01:26:23,810
- No, he didn't.
1760
01:26:23,810 --> 01:26:26,217
Got me straight in the kisser.
1761
01:26:26,217 --> 01:26:28,335
Weird, isn't it?
1762
01:26:28,335 --> 01:26:30,743
The gun had blanks in it.
1763
01:26:30,743 --> 01:26:31,576
- Ah.
1764
01:26:35,682 --> 01:26:39,849
- Now how could Gunder have
killed Fakir with blanks?
1765
01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:42,898
- I don't really know.
1766
01:26:42,898 --> 01:26:45,368
(gasps)
1767
01:26:45,368 --> 01:26:47,520
(crow caws)
1768
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:49,321
I really don't know about these things,
1769
01:26:49,321 --> 01:26:51,039
'cause I'm an accountant, you know?
1770
01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:53,234
You know what I think is
there's probably a big promotion
1771
01:26:53,234 --> 01:26:55,996
in it for you, you know,
for putting away Gunder.
1772
01:26:55,996 --> 01:26:56,890
Oh no!
1773
01:26:56,890 --> 01:26:58,500
(gasps)
1774
01:26:58,500 --> 01:27:00,434
You know what, it'd be
a shame to waste it!
1775
01:27:00,434 --> 01:27:01,767
It really would.
1776
01:27:03,998 --> 01:27:05,081
Really would.
1777
01:27:08,260 --> 01:27:12,019
- Just pray that the gun
which really shot Fakir
1778
01:27:12,019 --> 01:27:13,269
won't be found.
1779
01:27:16,290 --> 01:27:17,123
Yeah?
1780
01:27:18,266 --> 01:27:21,849
(playfully dramatic music)
1781
01:27:33,587 --> 01:27:35,499
(gasps)
1782
01:27:35,499 --> 01:27:37,485
(clanking)
1783
01:27:37,485 --> 01:27:41,068
(playfully dramatic music)
1784
01:27:56,212 --> 01:27:57,712
- Shootin' angels.
1785
01:28:02,654 --> 01:28:05,237
What'll they come up with next?
1786
01:28:09,393 --> 01:28:12,726
(smooth rhythmic music)
1787
01:28:17,279 --> 01:28:22,279
♪ One little taste and then I might ♪
1788
01:28:22,497 --> 01:28:26,374
♪ Follow you to heaven ♪
1789
01:28:26,374 --> 01:28:31,064
♪ One little taste and you're my tiger ♪
1790
01:28:31,064 --> 01:28:36,064
♪ You got me burning ♪
1791
01:28:36,111 --> 01:28:40,800
♪ Now I'm gonna let you show me ♪
1792
01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:44,615
♪ Everything you want from me ♪
1793
01:28:44,615 --> 01:28:47,080
♪ 'Cause you're my tiger ♪
1794
01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:52,080
♪ Yeah, you're the tiger I need ♪
1795
01:28:53,926 --> 01:28:58,926
♪ One little taste can take me where ♪
1796
01:28:59,016 --> 01:29:02,971
♪ I'm falling into heaven ♪
1797
01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:07,606
♪ One little taste and you're my tiger ♪
1798
01:29:07,606 --> 01:29:12,606
♪ You got me yearning ♪
1799
01:29:12,835 --> 01:29:17,407
♪ Never have I felt a love like this ♪
1800
01:29:17,407 --> 01:29:21,235
♪ Now I linger for your touch ♪
1801
01:29:21,235 --> 01:29:23,932
♪ 'Cause you're my tiger ♪
1802
01:29:23,932 --> 01:29:28,932
♪ Yeah, you're the tiger I need ♪
1803
01:29:31,117 --> 01:29:35,558
♪ All you have to do is lead me there ♪
1804
01:29:35,558 --> 01:29:40,173
♪ And I'll go all the way ♪
1805
01:29:40,173 --> 01:29:44,765
♪ It won't take much just a little touch ♪
1806
01:29:44,765 --> 01:29:48,958
♪ I'm ready now to play ♪
1807
01:29:48,958 --> 01:29:51,113
♪ One little taste ♪
1808
01:29:51,113 --> 01:29:53,475
♪ One little rush ♪
1809
01:29:53,475 --> 01:29:57,861
♪ Just a little bit of heaven ♪
1810
01:29:57,861 --> 01:30:02,584
♪ One little taste is not too much ♪
1811
01:30:02,584 --> 01:30:07,584
♪ To keep me burning up ♪
1812
01:30:07,780 --> 01:30:12,278
♪ Take my hand and lead me there ♪
1813
01:30:12,278 --> 01:30:16,091
♪ Some place I have never known ♪
1814
01:30:16,091 --> 01:30:18,770
♪ 'Cause you're my tiger ♪
1815
01:30:18,770 --> 01:30:23,770
♪ Yeah, you're the tiger I need ♪
1816
01:30:26,321 --> 01:30:28,875
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1817
01:30:28,875 --> 01:30:33,875
♪ You just have to take me there ♪
1818
01:30:33,930 --> 01:30:38,930
♪ I love tonight, tiger ♪
1819
01:30:40,147 --> 01:30:43,980
♪ Yeah, you're my tiger ♪
1820
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:48,703
♪ You're the tiger I need ♪
1821
01:30:48,703 --> 01:30:50,893
♪ I want you ♪
1822
01:30:50,893 --> 01:30:53,237
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1823
01:30:53,237 --> 01:30:56,737
♪ You're the tiger I need ♪
1824
01:31:00,038 --> 01:31:04,205
(upbeat exciting orchestral music)
1825
01:31:50,467 --> 01:31:54,634
(dramatic eerie orchestral music)
1826
01:32:35,059 --> 01:32:39,226
(upbeat exciting orchestral music)
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