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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:48,571 (SPOOKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:56,177 --> 00:00:58,180 (AMBULANCE SIREN WAILING) 3 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:02,983 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: (SINGING) There's no bell 4 00:01:02,985 --> 00:01:05,751 When you call for me 5 00:01:05,753 --> 00:01:08,822 You'll be falling for miles 6 00:01:08,824 --> 00:01:09,922 (SPOOKY LAUGHTER ON ALARM) 7 00:01:09,924 --> 00:01:13,329 I'm bewitched by your misery 8 00:01:14,829 --> 00:01:18,398 But I love it when you smile 9 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:21,336 Let me know what you want from me 10 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:26,272 Whisper "love" in my ears 11 00:01:26,274 --> 00:01:29,211 Before you try to get your hooks in me 12 00:01:31,012 --> 00:01:35,281 I should warn you, my dear 13 00:01:35,283 --> 00:01:38,684 My heart is a haunted house 14 00:01:38,686 --> 00:01:42,621 Once you're in, you ain't getting out 15 00:01:42,623 --> 00:01:46,659 It's the trap you've been waiting for 16 00:01:46,661 --> 00:01:50,396 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors 17 00:01:50,398 --> 00:01:53,537 No escaping the way you feel 18 00:01:55,171 --> 00:01:58,705 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real 19 00:01:58,707 --> 00:02:02,577 My, my, my heart 20 00:02:02,579 --> 00:02:08,515 - M-m-m-my heart is a haunted - CHOIR: Haunted house 21 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:10,417 (WOMAN WHIMPERS) 22 00:02:10,419 --> 00:02:14,222 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: M-m-m-my heart is a haunted 23 00:02:14,224 --> 00:02:16,593 - CHOIR: Haunted house - (VILLAGERS GASPING) 24 00:02:18,193 --> 00:02:20,029 (VILLAGERS GRUMBLING) 25 00:02:24,868 --> 00:02:26,336 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 26 00:02:29,904 --> 00:02:32,039 (PLAYING WEDDING MARCH) 27 00:02:32,041 --> 00:02:33,710 (ALL EXCLAIM) 28 00:02:35,444 --> 00:02:37,176 My love. 29 00:02:37,178 --> 00:02:39,413 Cara mia. 30 00:02:39,415 --> 00:02:42,284 (GASPS) The ring! The ring! Oh, no! No, no, no! 31 00:02:50,426 --> 00:02:53,763 Oh, Thing! Best hand always has the ring! 32 00:03:03,807 --> 00:03:06,140 PRIEST: Dearly be-loathed, 33 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:10,144 it is indeed a rare privilege to see our family 34 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:13,781 gathered together for this Addams tradition. 35 00:03:13,783 --> 00:03:16,084 To commence this ceremony 36 00:03:16,086 --> 00:03:17,619 and deliver these two 37 00:03:17,621 --> 00:03:21,657 into the yawning void of matrimony, 38 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:26,297 we put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up. 39 00:03:27,064 --> 00:03:28,229 (SLURPING) 40 00:03:28,231 --> 00:03:30,066 (GUESTS GULPING) 41 00:03:30,666 --> 00:03:32,133 (SOBBING) 42 00:03:32,135 --> 00:03:33,734 (SUCKING) 43 00:03:33,736 --> 00:03:35,970 I now pronounce you... 44 00:03:35,972 --> 00:03:37,339 VILLAGER 1: Monsters! VILLAGER 2: Freaks! 45 00:03:37,341 --> 00:03:38,439 VILLAGER 3: Get out, Addams! 46 00:03:38,441 --> 00:03:39,607 VILLAGER 4: You've been here long enough! 47 00:03:39,609 --> 00:03:41,310 VILLAGER 5: We've had enough of your kind! 48 00:03:41,312 --> 00:03:42,777 Addams aren't wanted here! 49 00:03:42,779 --> 00:03:44,245 VILLAGER 6: Leave already! 50 00:03:44,247 --> 00:03:45,980 (QUICKLY) I now pronounce you husband and wife. 51 00:03:45,982 --> 00:03:47,149 Quick, put the lime in the coconut 52 00:03:47,151 --> 00:03:48,616 and drink 'em both up! 53 00:03:48,618 --> 00:03:49,954 (VILLAGERS CLAMORING) 54 00:03:52,921 --> 00:03:54,855 Sorry, I couldn't help myself. 55 00:03:54,857 --> 00:03:56,259 VILLAGER 7: This is our home! 56 00:03:57,294 --> 00:03:58,460 VILLAGER 8: You're not wanted! 57 00:03:58,462 --> 00:03:59,661 VILLAGER 9: We don't want you here! 58 00:03:59,663 --> 00:04:02,499 Everyone, to the bridge! 59 00:04:03,634 --> 00:04:04,768 (ALL GASP) 60 00:04:05,868 --> 00:04:07,034 Fire! 61 00:04:07,036 --> 00:04:08,205 VILLAGER: Fire! 62 00:04:09,806 --> 00:04:11,107 (GUESTS SCREAMING) 63 00:04:14,146 --> 00:04:15,147 (FESTER YELLING) 64 00:04:15,679 --> 00:04:17,182 (ALL YELLING) 65 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:24,020 (VILLAGERS GASPING) 66 00:04:24,022 --> 00:04:26,188 You two love bats better fly out of here! 67 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:28,057 I'll hold them off! 68 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,491 Mazurka! (SCREAMS) 69 00:04:29,493 --> 00:04:31,694 (VILLAGERS WHIMPERING) 70 00:04:31,696 --> 00:04:33,028 (GRANDMA ULULATING) 71 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:34,799 Grab onto my hairy hump! 72 00:04:37,201 --> 00:04:38,803 (FESTER GRUNTING) 73 00:04:40,237 --> 00:04:42,971 I think I can see my house from here. (ECHOING) 74 00:04:42,973 --> 00:04:45,641 Oh, no. That's a women's prison. 75 00:04:45,643 --> 00:04:48,677 Oh, Gomez, why do hordes of angry villagers 76 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:50,245 follow us everywhere we go? 77 00:04:50,247 --> 00:04:53,848 We are safe, my love, that is all that matters. 78 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:55,684 I want to find a new home 79 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,720 that is shrouded from the world. 80 00:04:57,722 --> 00:05:00,723 Someplace that is truly us. 81 00:05:00,725 --> 00:05:04,425 Yes! Somewhere horrible! Somewhere corrupt! 82 00:05:04,427 --> 00:05:06,661 Somewhere that no one in their right mind 83 00:05:06,663 --> 00:05:08,432 would be caught dead in! 84 00:05:17,607 --> 00:05:19,208 (TIRES SCREECHING) 85 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:20,942 GOMEZ: Unhappy, darling? 86 00:05:20,944 --> 00:05:23,679 MORTICIA: Yes, completely. 87 00:05:23,681 --> 00:05:27,017 Oh, Gomez, you have torn down my walls 88 00:05:27,019 --> 00:05:29,719 and stabbed your name onto my heart. 89 00:05:29,721 --> 00:05:31,520 (GOMEZ KISSING AND MOANING) 90 00:05:31,522 --> 00:05:33,556 GOMEZ: My wan temptress, 91 00:05:33,558 --> 00:05:35,627 your hand is as cold as a dead fish. 92 00:05:36,293 --> 00:05:39,229 My love, that is a dead fish. 93 00:05:39,231 --> 00:05:40,697 Mmm, mmm... 94 00:05:40,699 --> 00:05:41,968 So it is. 95 00:05:44,935 --> 00:05:46,404 (GOMEZ CONTINUES KISSING) 96 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:48,471 Darling, 97 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:52,275 is that a wrinkle I see on your pallid brow? 98 00:05:52,277 --> 00:05:53,476 What's wrong? 99 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,613 We can't run forever, my love. 100 00:05:55,615 --> 00:05:57,481 I want a home again. 101 00:05:57,483 --> 00:06:00,217 I want our children to grow up in peace. 102 00:06:00,219 --> 00:06:02,719 I want to pick out cemetery plots. 103 00:06:02,721 --> 00:06:06,656 Morticia, I swear on my life I will find us a new home. 104 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,928 And your every wish shall be granted. 105 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,161 Mon amour. 106 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:15,498 (GASPS) French. You know what that does to me. (GROWLS) 107 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,967 (MORTICIA SPEAKING FRENCH) 108 00:06:16,969 --> 00:06:18,838 MALE SINGER ON RADIO: (SINGING) Wild thing 109 00:06:20,805 --> 00:06:22,073 You make my heart... 110 00:06:24,442 --> 00:06:25,745 (TIRES SCREECHING) 111 00:06:30,483 --> 00:06:32,351 - (MORTICIA GASPS) - BOTH: We hit something! 112 00:06:40,092 --> 00:06:42,294 - Is he all right? - (MAN MOANS) 113 00:06:42,296 --> 00:06:44,862 No, he seems perfectly demented. 114 00:06:44,864 --> 00:06:48,833 "State Hospital for the Criminally Insane." 115 00:06:48,835 --> 00:06:50,370 Gomez. 116 00:06:54,374 --> 00:06:56,105 GOMEZ: That must be the asylum. 117 00:06:56,107 --> 00:06:57,641 MORTICIA: Oh, thank goodness. 118 00:06:57,643 --> 00:07:00,110 A decent place to sleep for the night. 119 00:07:00,112 --> 00:07:02,148 (MOANING AND ROARING) 120 00:07:04,850 --> 00:07:05,852 Hmm? 121 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,121 Thank you, old boy. Lead the way. 122 00:07:10,657 --> 00:07:11,991 (GROANS) 123 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,506 GOMEZ: It's quiet. Too quiet. 124 00:07:29,508 --> 00:07:31,078 MORTICIA: Must be the off-season. 125 00:07:37,818 --> 00:07:39,152 (DOOR CREAKS, SLAMS) 126 00:07:40,087 --> 00:07:41,154 GOMEZ: Hello? 127 00:07:42,321 --> 00:07:43,857 (RATS SQUEAKING) 128 00:07:45,225 --> 00:07:46,590 There's no one here. 129 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,826 Could it be abandoned? 130 00:07:48,828 --> 00:07:51,562 GOMEZ: It's creepy. Kooky. 131 00:07:51,564 --> 00:07:54,502 MORTICIA: Mysterious. Spooky. 132 00:07:55,569 --> 00:07:57,605 (ORGAN PLAYING OMINOUS MUSIC) 133 00:08:04,444 --> 00:08:05,913 - (STOPS PLAYING) - Huh? 134 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:11,786 (PLAYS BEETHOVEN'S 5th SYMPHONY) 135 00:08:15,723 --> 00:08:17,692 (PLAYS BACH'S TOCCATA AND FUGUE) 136 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:23,197 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 137 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,697 (PLAYS HALLELUJAH CHORUS) 138 00:08:26,699 --> 00:08:27,966 (PLAYS CLASSICAL TUNE) 139 00:08:27,968 --> 00:08:29,868 (PLAYS CLASSICAL TUNE) 140 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:31,305 (PLAYS FANFARE) 141 00:08:32,906 --> 00:08:35,143 (PLAYING ASCENDING SCALE) 142 00:08:38,379 --> 00:08:39,614 (CONTINUES PLAYING) 143 00:08:42,817 --> 00:08:45,286 - (PLAYING ADDAMS FAMILY THEME) - (SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) 144 00:08:50,324 --> 00:08:52,257 (RUMBLING) 145 00:08:52,259 --> 00:08:56,464 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 146 00:08:58,131 --> 00:08:59,498 It's hideous. 147 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,001 It's horrible. 148 00:09:01,635 --> 00:09:03,735 BOTH: It's home. 149 00:09:03,737 --> 00:09:05,840 (RESUMES PLAYING ADDAMS FAMILY THEME) 150 00:09:16,485 --> 00:09:17,919 (RHYTHMIC THUNDERCLAP) 151 00:09:23,192 --> 00:09:25,090 (ROMANTIC FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING) 152 00:09:25,092 --> 00:09:26,962 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 153 00:09:30,732 --> 00:09:32,034 (KITTY ROARS) 154 00:09:38,307 --> 00:09:39,375 (THUNDERCLAP) 155 00:09:50,117 --> 00:09:51,651 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 156 00:09:51,653 --> 00:09:53,018 (BABY COOING) 157 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:55,024 (MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING) 158 00:10:04,699 --> 00:10:06,298 (THUNDERCLAP) 159 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,002 (UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 160 00:10:13,808 --> 00:10:15,145 (SINGERS EXCLAIMING) 161 00:10:33,362 --> 00:10:34,697 (WOMAN SHRIEKS) 162 00:10:42,939 --> 00:10:44,373 (WIND HOWLING) 163 00:10:45,507 --> 00:10:46,575 (BAT SQUEAKS) 164 00:10:47,843 --> 00:10:50,780 What a lovely morning! 165 00:10:52,348 --> 00:10:53,746 (SLAMS) 166 00:10:53,748 --> 00:10:54,914 Nice try. 167 00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:58,751 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 168 00:10:58,753 --> 00:11:02,057 Oh, you're always so grumpy before your morning coffee. 169 00:11:10,098 --> 00:11:11,264 (TOILET FLUSHES) 170 00:11:11,266 --> 00:11:12,399 Better? 171 00:11:12,401 --> 00:11:13,802 (SLURPING) 172 00:11:15,436 --> 00:11:16,872 (SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE EXHALES) 173 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:25,915 (ALARM BLARING) 174 00:11:27,116 --> 00:11:28,586 (MOANS FRUSTRATEDLY) 175 00:11:30,286 --> 00:11:31,385 MORTICIA: (ON SPEAKERS) Lurch, 176 00:11:31,387 --> 00:11:32,555 it's time for breakfast. 177 00:11:36,725 --> 00:11:38,061 (MOANING) 178 00:11:51,242 --> 00:11:53,274 MORTICIA: Thing. 179 00:11:53,276 --> 00:11:56,080 Have Ichabod wake the children. 180 00:11:59,182 --> 00:12:01,982 Lurch, would you mind dusting the house? 181 00:12:01,984 --> 00:12:03,286 LURCH: Mmm. 182 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,260 Slowly, Cleopatra. 183 00:12:13,262 --> 00:12:16,166 I wouldn't want my favorite African Strangler to choke. 184 00:12:19,335 --> 00:12:20,671 (LURCH MOANS) 185 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,308 (VACUUM WHIRRING) 186 00:12:31,948 --> 00:12:33,617 (SNORING) 187 00:12:55,239 --> 00:12:56,575 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 188 00:12:58,143 --> 00:13:01,209 WEDNESDAY: (SIGHS) All right, Ichabod. I'm awake. 189 00:13:01,211 --> 00:13:03,148 Not for long. (GRUNTS) 190 00:13:04,382 --> 00:13:06,180 Real mature, Pugsley. 191 00:13:06,182 --> 00:13:07,550 Oh, please. 192 00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:09,752 You never threw an axe when you were my age? 193 00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:13,524 Of course I did. I never missed. 194 00:13:15,994 --> 00:13:17,693 How I wish something would liven up 195 00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:19,495 this already tedious day. 196 00:13:19,497 --> 00:13:20,829 (YELPS) 197 00:13:20,831 --> 00:13:22,100 (GRUNTS) 198 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,202 Thanks for trying, Ichabod. 199 00:13:27,437 --> 00:13:28,840 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 200 00:13:42,353 --> 00:13:43,722 (RINGING) 201 00:13:45,956 --> 00:13:47,191 Hmm. 202 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,066 (GATE THUDDING) 203 00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,536 - (GATE CREAKING) - (GASPS) 204 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,245 (RAVENS CAWING) 205 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:14,216 GOMEZ: Pugsley? 206 00:14:14,218 --> 00:14:17,753 Pugsley! It's time for sword practice. 207 00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:19,388 Pugsley! 208 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:21,059 PUGSLEY: Let the games begin. 209 00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,162 (CHUCKLES WICKEDLY) 210 00:14:27,064 --> 00:14:28,331 (EXPLOSION) 211 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,734 (RUMBLING) 212 00:14:43,981 --> 00:14:44,983 (BEEPS) 213 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:51,490 Here's Pugsley! 214 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,134 (DETONATOR BEEPS) 215 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,303 (GRUNTS) 216 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,869 (GASPS) 217 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:06,872 (GRUNTS) 218 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,811 GOMEZ: All right, son. That's enough. 219 00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:15,181 (SIGHS) They blow up so fast these days. 220 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,220 (WIND WHISTLING) 221 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,156 (RAPID BEEPING) 222 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,060 Don't make me come up there! 223 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:33,532 (RAPID BEEPING) 224 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,236 This is your last warning! 225 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,506 (PARACHUTE TEARS) 226 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:45,878 (CRASHES) 227 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:48,646 (GROANING) 228 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,416 My head. Ow, ow, ow. 229 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,851 Pugsley, we're supposed to be working on your swordplay. 230 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,055 Your Sabre Mazurka is two weeks away, 231 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,056 and you've barely practiced at all. 232 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,258 So I missed one practice. What's the big deal? 233 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,194 The big deal? 234 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,830 The Sabre Mazurka is the most important day 235 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,096 in a young man's life. 236 00:16:07,098 --> 00:16:08,600 It's what makes you an Addams. 237 00:16:08,602 --> 00:16:11,701 It's the day your entire family gathers around you 238 00:16:11,703 --> 00:16:15,205 and passes judgment on your worth as a human being. 239 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,707 I hear it's like Thanksgiving. 240 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,677 But swords are so old-fashioned. 241 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,547 I'm more of a demolitions man. 242 00:16:21,549 --> 00:16:26,087 Explosives have no place in a Mazurka. Hand them over. 243 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,590 - All of them. - (METAL CLATTERING) 244 00:16:31,592 --> 00:16:33,591 And the TNT. 245 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,394 - And the M-80s. - (CLATTERING CONTINUES) 246 00:16:35,396 --> 00:16:38,797 Roman candles. Bang snaps. Holy Hand Grenades. 247 00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:40,264 - (SQUEAKING) - (ROOSTER CROWS) 248 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:44,970 Son, our family hasn't been all together in 13 years. 249 00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:47,072 They are coming from all over the world 250 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,408 to see you on your special day. 251 00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:51,445 I just want it to go perfectly. 252 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,413 All right, Pop. I'll practice. 253 00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:55,947 That's my boy. 254 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,915 (METAL CLATTERS, BEEPING) 255 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:58,919 (RAPID BEEPING) 256 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,721 MORTICIA: (SNIFFS) Putrid. 257 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,124 Mmm. Horrifying. 258 00:17:05,126 --> 00:17:06,494 I call spleen. 259 00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:10,128 Mmm... 260 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,596 - Ah, ow... - MORTICIA: Wednesday. 261 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,264 Please, no ink stains on the table. 262 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,167 - Yes, Mother. - (PUGSLEY MUMBLES) 263 00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:16,170 (THUD) 264 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,639 Gomez, everyone we've invited 265 00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:22,340 to the Mazurka has threatened to come. 266 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,242 I know. Isn't it wonderful? 267 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,345 (SIGHS) 268 00:17:26,347 --> 00:17:29,582 All Addamses under one roof again. 269 00:17:29,584 --> 00:17:31,351 Yes, but where will everyone sleep? 270 00:17:31,353 --> 00:17:33,785 We'll have Lurch fix up the mausoleum. 271 00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,287 It'll be like sleepaway camp. 272 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:36,555 (EXPLOSIVE BEEPING) 273 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,824 - Very well, darling. - (RAPID BEEPING) 274 00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:41,159 - (EXPLOSION) - (FESTER SCREAMING) 275 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,329 (GRUNTS) 276 00:17:42,331 --> 00:17:43,629 BOTH: Uncle Fester! 277 00:17:43,631 --> 00:17:45,297 Brother! 278 00:17:45,299 --> 00:17:46,667 (GROANING) 279 00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:49,669 Don't worry, I'm okay. 280 00:17:49,671 --> 00:17:51,771 The plate glass window broke my fall. 281 00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:54,172 Ha! Ha! 282 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,008 BOTH: (SINGING) Rick'em, rack'em, roar'em, buzz 283 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,977 Addams is as Addams does 284 00:17:57,979 --> 00:17:59,213 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 285 00:18:00,515 --> 00:18:02,649 - I am thrilled you're here! - (GRUNTS) 286 00:18:02,651 --> 00:18:03,984 (FESTER CHUCKLES) 287 00:18:03,986 --> 00:18:05,384 I'm not late, am I? 288 00:18:05,386 --> 00:18:08,086 Actually, we weren't expecting you for another two weeks. 289 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,956 Huh. So, not late. 290 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,490 I apologize, darling. 291 00:18:11,492 --> 00:18:13,559 You see, I asked Fester to come early 292 00:18:13,561 --> 00:18:16,062 to help Pugsley with his Mazurka practice. 293 00:18:16,064 --> 00:18:17,830 Hey! (GRUNTING) 294 00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:18,898 No! No! 295 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,199 (MUFFLED) Bad Kitty! That's a bad Kitty! 296 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,467 If I'd known you were coming, 297 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,236 I would have prepared the dungeon. 298 00:18:24,238 --> 00:18:27,139 Please, don't worry. I'll sleep in the attic. 299 00:18:27,141 --> 00:18:28,873 You won't even know I'm here. 300 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:33,179 I've practiced that move in a lot of people's homes. 301 00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:35,648 - (CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY) - WEDNESDAY: Uncle, 302 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:38,117 can you tell us what's beyond the gate? 303 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:39,988 - (TRAY CLATTERS) - (LURCH GROANS) 304 00:18:41,021 --> 00:18:43,490 Why ever would you ask that, dear? 305 00:18:43,492 --> 00:18:45,959 I heard a strange noise in the fog earlier, 306 00:18:45,961 --> 00:18:47,593 and I should like to investigate. 307 00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:49,763 There's nothing out there but boring marshland. 308 00:18:49,765 --> 00:18:53,033 There must be something. We never go anywhere. 309 00:18:53,035 --> 00:18:55,768 Who knows the untold horrors we're missing out on. 310 00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:57,705 MORTICIA: Darling, we have all the horror 311 00:18:57,707 --> 00:18:58,872 we need, right here. 312 00:18:58,874 --> 00:19:01,908 Uncle Fester can go wherever he likes. 313 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:03,811 Now, now, there are some restrictions. 314 00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:05,880 You know, I can't go to the mall, 315 00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:07,948 or a zoo, or a building... 316 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,048 When you're older, 317 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:10,750 you can travel to your heart's content. 318 00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:13,556 But for now, it's safer for you here. 319 00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:15,456 (SIGHS) 320 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,960 Socrates, come. 321 00:19:18,627 --> 00:19:21,093 FESTER: ...South America, Europe, China, 322 00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:23,796 Asia, most parts of Africa. 323 00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:25,768 I'm allowed in Antarctica! 324 00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:35,375 (TV CLICKS) 325 00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:37,145 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 326 00:19:38,881 --> 00:19:40,113 ANNOUNCER: You're watching 327 00:19:40,115 --> 00:19:42,384 Home, Art and Garden television. 328 00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:47,254 The world's a big place, full of poor souls 329 00:19:47,256 --> 00:19:50,289 who don't know the difference between shiplap and Shinola. 330 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,891 Well, I'm here to help. 331 00:19:51,893 --> 00:19:53,393 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 332 00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:56,497 I take your uninspired living space 333 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,566 and turn it into the perfect palace of your dreams. 334 00:19:59,568 --> 00:20:03,339 No matter how outdated your design sense, I can help you. 335 00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:05,640 My only flaw? 336 00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:07,608 Sometimes I care too much. 337 00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:08,777 (LAUGHS) 338 00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:10,745 I'm Margaux Needler, 339 00:20:10,747 --> 00:20:14,649 and I'm about to stage a Design Intervention! 340 00:20:14,651 --> 00:20:17,017 You're welcome in advance. 341 00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,987 Today, we're putting the finishing touches 342 00:20:18,989 --> 00:20:21,155 on our biggest project yet. 343 00:20:21,157 --> 00:20:22,824 Assimilation. 344 00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:24,858 We didn't just make over a house. 345 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:27,797 We made over a whole town! 346 00:20:28,865 --> 00:20:31,332 And in just two weeks, on our live season finale, 347 00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:32,467 you will be able to buy 348 00:20:32,469 --> 00:20:34,036 your very own piece of Assimilation. 349 00:20:34,038 --> 00:20:35,135 That's right! 350 00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:37,171 In a Design Intervention first, 351 00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:40,641 we are putting a whole neighborhood up for sale. 352 00:20:40,643 --> 00:20:42,442 This will be your chance to purchase 353 00:20:42,444 --> 00:20:43,577 the house of your dreams 354 00:20:43,579 --> 00:20:45,712 in the town of your dreams! 355 00:20:45,714 --> 00:20:47,949 Sounds good? I thought so. 356 00:20:47,951 --> 00:20:50,451 Welcome to Assimilation, neighbor. 357 00:20:50,453 --> 00:20:51,652 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 358 00:20:51,654 --> 00:20:52,987 ANNOUNCER: This program brought to you 359 00:20:52,989 --> 00:20:54,055 by Neighborhood Peeps. 360 00:20:54,057 --> 00:20:56,460 Your neighbors are watching! 361 00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:58,628 GLENN: And, we're out! 362 00:20:59,628 --> 00:21:01,062 Love it. Perfect. 363 00:21:01,064 --> 00:21:02,931 Let's set up for the walk-through. 364 00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:04,265 Margaux, did that feel good to you? 365 00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:05,365 No, Glenn. 366 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:07,737 We need more balloons, more confetti. 367 00:21:07,739 --> 00:21:09,805 - Roger that. - What are we selling here? 368 00:21:09,807 --> 00:21:12,874 Big dreams. You know how you get big dreams? 369 00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:14,242 - Uh... - With big ratings. 370 00:21:14,244 --> 00:21:15,510 - Got it. - Double the balloons. 371 00:21:15,512 --> 00:21:17,345 And I want a blizzard of confetti. 372 00:21:17,347 --> 00:21:18,913 I want so much confetti that we need 373 00:21:18,915 --> 00:21:21,049 snow patrols to find lost children. 374 00:21:21,051 --> 00:21:23,352 I bet my home improvement empire on this town. 375 00:21:23,354 --> 00:21:24,819 Every house must sell 376 00:21:24,821 --> 00:21:26,153 or we're out of business! 377 00:21:26,155 --> 00:21:28,356 - It's got to be perfect! - PARKER: Mom! 378 00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:30,092 You're never gonna believe this. 379 00:21:30,094 --> 00:21:31,192 What is it, Parker? 380 00:21:31,194 --> 00:21:33,996 I found a creepy mansion up on the hill! 381 00:21:33,998 --> 00:21:35,430 I'm so glad you're exploring, Parker, 382 00:21:35,432 --> 00:21:37,400 but I don't have time to talk right now, sweetheart. 383 00:21:37,402 --> 00:21:39,034 Mama needs to help people. 384 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:41,502 I need help. Aren't I people? 385 00:21:41,504 --> 00:21:43,271 MARGAUX: (CHUCKLES) Oh, you're cute. 386 00:21:43,273 --> 00:21:45,274 Don't you have Chipper 'N' Cheer practice this afternoon? 387 00:21:45,276 --> 00:21:46,576 Run along, honey. 388 00:21:46,578 --> 00:21:48,376 Now, Glenn, what are the numbers we're expecting? 389 00:21:48,378 --> 00:21:49,778 - Well, if you look here... - Mom! 390 00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:51,079 (GLENN CONTINUES TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 391 00:21:51,081 --> 00:21:52,082 Ugh! 392 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:55,353 (KIDS CHATTERING AND LAUGHING) 393 00:21:59,289 --> 00:22:01,690 - (PUGSLEY STRAINING) - (WOOD CREAKING) 394 00:22:01,692 --> 00:22:03,962 PUGSLEY: Left a bit. Up a bit. 395 00:22:04,395 --> 00:22:06,528 Now, down a bit. 396 00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:08,933 - (SNICKERS) Perfect. - (LURCH GROANS) 397 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:13,568 And three, two, one... 398 00:22:13,570 --> 00:22:15,039 - (AIR HORN BLARING) - (GASPS) 399 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:18,474 (GROANS) 400 00:22:18,476 --> 00:22:20,911 You made me miss! 401 00:22:20,913 --> 00:22:24,381 Do you know how long it took for me to set this up? 402 00:22:24,383 --> 00:22:26,281 Look, Pugsley... 403 00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:30,286 Your Mazurka's coming up, and, well, you're not ready. 404 00:22:30,288 --> 00:22:32,955 Even if I am the only one who sees it. 405 00:22:32,957 --> 00:22:34,991 So, pay attention, 406 00:22:34,993 --> 00:22:36,460 and you might actually get through this. 407 00:22:36,462 --> 00:22:37,463 PUGSLEY: Wait. 408 00:22:38,163 --> 00:22:40,665 You're going to help me? 409 00:22:41,332 --> 00:22:42,432 Why? 410 00:22:42,434 --> 00:22:45,067 Because you are my brother. 411 00:22:45,069 --> 00:22:49,471 And... (ECHOES) I love you. 412 00:22:49,473 --> 00:22:51,242 (FOREBODING MUSIC BUILDS UP) 413 00:22:54,479 --> 00:22:56,645 All right. How are you gonna help me? 414 00:22:56,647 --> 00:22:58,648 You see that hole over there? 415 00:22:58,650 --> 00:23:00,118 Go stand beside it. 416 00:23:01,252 --> 00:23:02,985 Uh... That hole? 417 00:23:02,987 --> 00:23:04,421 That hole. 418 00:23:04,423 --> 00:23:06,323 PUGSLEY: Mmm... I don't get it. 419 00:23:06,325 --> 00:23:07,693 (WIND BLOWING) 420 00:23:09,994 --> 00:23:11,329 PUGSLEY: Whoa. 421 00:23:12,598 --> 00:23:13,999 - (SHOVEL CLANGS) - (BODY THUDS) 422 00:23:22,907 --> 00:23:25,141 Darling, not to criticize, (GRUNTS) 423 00:23:25,143 --> 00:23:27,477 but is that really as tight as you can make it? 424 00:23:27,479 --> 00:23:29,311 (SIGHS) I'm sorry, Gomez. 425 00:23:29,313 --> 00:23:32,348 I'm just a bit preoccupied with the Mazurka preparations. 426 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:34,952 - Oh, I am as well! (EXCLAIMS) - (CLAMP CREAKING) 427 00:23:34,954 --> 00:23:37,421 I fear Pugsley is overconfident 428 00:23:37,423 --> 00:23:39,456 and doesn't truly understand 429 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:42,059 the importance of this tradition. 430 00:23:42,061 --> 00:23:44,060 Good news, everybody. Pugsley's gone. 431 00:23:44,062 --> 00:23:46,329 MORTICIA: Wednesday, I know that tone of voice. 432 00:23:46,331 --> 00:23:48,531 Dig up your brother. At once. 433 00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:50,166 (SIGHS) You're weakening the gene pool. 434 00:23:50,168 --> 00:23:51,534 MORTICIA: Hold on. 435 00:23:51,536 --> 00:23:52,703 What do you have there? 436 00:23:52,705 --> 00:23:55,906 I'm not sure. I like it. 437 00:23:55,908 --> 00:24:00,243 It's so... What's the word? The opposite of sad? 438 00:24:00,245 --> 00:24:02,047 Darling, bring that to me. 439 00:24:05,051 --> 00:24:08,418 Strange, there's usually a murderous clown 440 00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:10,654 attached to the other end of these. 441 00:24:10,656 --> 00:24:13,523 (GASPS) Wednesday, don't move! 442 00:24:13,525 --> 00:24:18,662 What, in the name of all that is unholy, is that? 443 00:24:18,664 --> 00:24:21,831 (SMACKS LIPS) It tastes like cotton candy. 444 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,733 How do you know what cotton candy tastes like? 445 00:24:23,735 --> 00:24:26,203 Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes. 446 00:24:26,205 --> 00:24:28,905 Wednesday, wherever did this pink thing come from? 447 00:24:28,907 --> 00:24:30,273 WEDNESDAY: Outside. 448 00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:32,579 They're everywhere. 449 00:24:34,246 --> 00:24:35,581 (DOOR OPENS) 450 00:24:39,385 --> 00:24:42,786 FESTER: Strangest weather system I've ever seen. 451 00:24:42,788 --> 00:24:44,725 (PUGSLEY SNARLING) 452 00:24:48,629 --> 00:24:51,797 What is that? Where's it coming from? 453 00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:53,197 GOMEZ: Wait, wait, wait. 454 00:24:53,199 --> 00:24:55,733 The fog, it's lifting. 455 00:24:55,735 --> 00:24:57,469 Well, that would only happen if... 456 00:24:57,471 --> 00:25:01,142 Someone drained the marsh. But who? 457 00:25:03,777 --> 00:25:06,578 MORTICIA: A town. This is not good. 458 00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:07,812 We must go down there 459 00:25:07,814 --> 00:25:09,714 and introduce ourselves at once. 460 00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:13,486 This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive. 461 00:25:14,921 --> 00:25:16,790 (PLAYING LIVELY TUNE) 462 00:25:26,899 --> 00:25:29,233 GLENN: Let's keep going with the run-through, okay? 463 00:25:29,235 --> 00:25:30,335 MARGAUX: Welcome back. 464 00:25:30,337 --> 00:25:32,137 I'm so delighted to show you my house. 465 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:35,173 You can own one just like it, just less large. 466 00:25:35,175 --> 00:25:38,076 Blah, blah, blah. Sconces, crown molding. 467 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:41,312 Which leads us to what I call the Salon de Grandé. 468 00:25:41,314 --> 00:25:44,215 Cross here, turn, and then say something like, 469 00:25:44,217 --> 00:25:46,184 "Now, before I show you this view, 470 00:25:46,186 --> 00:25:47,819 "go to an antique store, 471 00:25:47,821 --> 00:25:50,422 "buy a chair, and reupholster it. 472 00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:52,360 "'Cause you're gonna wanna sit down for this." 473 00:25:55,295 --> 00:25:56,896 What? What's the matter? 474 00:25:56,898 --> 00:25:58,664 For heaven's sake, what's going on? 475 00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:01,436 Do I have something in my teeth? What is it? 476 00:26:02,003 --> 00:26:04,005 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 477 00:26:04,705 --> 00:26:05,974 (SCREAMS) 478 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,509 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 479 00:26:09,511 --> 00:26:10,810 (CAR HORN HONKS) 480 00:26:10,812 --> 00:26:12,011 MORTICIA: Not a single gargoyle. 481 00:26:12,013 --> 00:26:14,214 GOMEZ: Maybe this isn't such a bad thing. 482 00:26:14,216 --> 00:26:16,316 We have been isolated here for a while. 483 00:26:16,318 --> 00:26:18,954 FESTER: I could really see myself dying here. 484 00:26:21,156 --> 00:26:22,522 Play nice, Kitty. 485 00:26:22,524 --> 00:26:23,656 - (KITTY ROARS) - (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 486 00:26:23,658 --> 00:26:25,625 Well, no one is running at us 487 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:29,061 with torches and pitchforks, so that's a plus. 488 00:26:29,063 --> 00:26:31,598 You know, darling, I don't think we'll need 489 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,366 to put the family in the mausoleum. 490 00:26:33,368 --> 00:26:34,899 They can stay here! 491 00:26:34,901 --> 00:26:37,137 The family would never be comfortable. 492 00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:38,236 It will be years 493 00:26:38,238 --> 00:26:40,240 - before rust and decay set in. - (WOMAN GASPS) 494 00:26:40,242 --> 00:26:41,473 How you doing? 495 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,745 It's all so... different. 496 00:26:45,213 --> 00:26:47,379 Pugsley, don't drink it all. 497 00:26:47,381 --> 00:26:50,015 This gentleman wants some, too. 498 00:26:50,017 --> 00:26:51,850 - (WHIMPERS SOFTLY) - GOMEZ: Sir, it's all right. 499 00:26:51,852 --> 00:26:53,753 - He's had all his shots! - (MAN YELPS) 500 00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:55,253 What a nervous man. 501 00:26:55,255 --> 00:26:58,257 Come on, Tish, let's explore the neighborhood. 502 00:26:58,259 --> 00:26:59,925 I'm gonna pop in here for two minutes 503 00:26:59,927 --> 00:27:02,427 and I'll meet you in the town square. Agreed? 504 00:27:02,429 --> 00:27:03,532 Very well, darling. 505 00:27:04,431 --> 00:27:06,666 - (DOOR BELL JINGLES) - Good day, all. 506 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:07,935 (PEOPLE GASPING) 507 00:27:07,937 --> 00:27:10,503 Don't let me interrupt your cup of joe 508 00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:12,907 or whoever you have in there. 509 00:27:12,909 --> 00:27:17,377 So, what's dark and bitter here other than yours truly? 510 00:27:17,379 --> 00:27:21,048 (NERVOUSLY) We have the Madagascar Emerald Peaberry, 511 00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:22,549 in a summer patchouli roast. 512 00:27:22,551 --> 00:27:26,786 It has notes of oak, cherry, and yoga. 513 00:27:26,788 --> 00:27:31,625 Hmm. You know, I'm looking for something a bit stronger. 514 00:27:31,627 --> 00:27:33,296 Ah! Let me try that. 515 00:27:36,798 --> 00:27:37,930 (CRUNCHING) 516 00:27:37,932 --> 00:27:40,567 Mmm! Morticia, you have to try these coffee grounds. 517 00:27:40,569 --> 00:27:42,101 They have a wonderful grit! 518 00:27:42,103 --> 00:27:44,471 Just a moment, what am I hearing? 519 00:27:44,473 --> 00:27:45,872 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 520 00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,306 (SINGING) This is where we all belong, yeah 521 00:27:47,308 --> 00:27:48,875 Everybody come together 522 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:52,213 Sing our song, sing our song 523 00:27:52,215 --> 00:27:56,116 Life is really perfect We are one big family, yeah 524 00:27:56,118 --> 00:27:57,783 Everything is so much better 525 00:27:57,785 --> 00:27:59,889 When I'm like you and you're like me 526 00:28:00,890 --> 00:28:04,725 What's so great about being yourself 527 00:28:04,727 --> 00:28:07,594 When you can be like everyone else? 528 00:28:07,596 --> 00:28:11,931 Wow, that is absolutely horrible! 529 00:28:11,933 --> 00:28:15,769 It's easy to be happy when you have no choice 530 00:28:15,771 --> 00:28:19,139 Yes, it's easy to be happy when you have no choice 531 00:28:19,141 --> 00:28:21,242 Hold on, unless I miss my guess here, 532 00:28:21,244 --> 00:28:24,145 I believe that is supposed to be music. 533 00:28:24,147 --> 00:28:25,313 They're greeting us with 534 00:28:25,315 --> 00:28:26,747 one of their traditional songs. 535 00:28:26,749 --> 00:28:28,314 Well, then, we ought to do the same. 536 00:28:28,316 --> 00:28:30,584 Wonderful idea, Fester. 537 00:28:30,586 --> 00:28:32,687 Isn't it great when we are all together? 538 00:28:32,689 --> 00:28:36,624 Say it again until you believe it 539 00:28:36,626 --> 00:28:38,659 - I believe it - (ALL GRUNTING) 540 00:28:38,661 --> 00:28:40,096 We believe it 541 00:28:40,796 --> 00:28:41,862 (BLOWS PIPE) 542 00:28:41,864 --> 00:28:44,265 - (MUSIC STOPS) - (PEOPLE EXCLAIM) 543 00:28:44,267 --> 00:28:45,999 (SINGING) I'd tip my hat to you 544 00:28:46,001 --> 00:28:48,335 I'd do just that (SCATTING) 545 00:28:48,337 --> 00:28:50,839 Take it right off for you, But I haven't got a hat 546 00:28:50,841 --> 00:28:52,373 (SCATTING) 547 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:55,075 I'm just a college boy, even at that 548 00:28:55,077 --> 00:28:56,210 (SCATTING) 549 00:28:56,212 --> 00:28:58,946 I'd tip my hat to you But I haven't got a hat 550 00:28:58,948 --> 00:29:00,447 - (SCATTING) - (BATS SCREECHING) 551 00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:01,884 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 552 00:29:05,888 --> 00:29:07,720 What? What'd I do? 553 00:29:07,722 --> 00:29:09,023 How rude. 554 00:29:09,025 --> 00:29:11,324 Gomez, we should return home. 555 00:29:11,326 --> 00:29:14,395 Morticia, this is not the old country. 556 00:29:14,397 --> 00:29:16,898 True, these people are a little different. 557 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:19,033 But deep down, we're all the same. 558 00:29:19,035 --> 00:29:20,200 - (MAN SCREAMING) - (KITTY ROARS) 559 00:29:20,202 --> 00:29:22,570 We have to give them a chance. Get to know them. 560 00:29:22,572 --> 00:29:24,139 We have to win them over. 561 00:29:24,141 --> 00:29:25,842 - "Win them over"? - (BRAKES SQUEAL) 562 00:29:26,575 --> 00:29:28,511 Well, good morning, neighbor! 563 00:29:29,011 --> 00:29:30,511 Margaux Needler. 564 00:29:30,513 --> 00:29:33,849 Gomez Addams. At your service. 565 00:29:33,851 --> 00:29:35,217 My wife, Morticia. 566 00:29:35,219 --> 00:29:36,351 Charmed. 567 00:29:36,353 --> 00:29:39,554 GOMEZ: Our children, Wednesday, Pugsley. 568 00:29:39,556 --> 00:29:41,189 And my brother, Fester. 569 00:29:41,191 --> 00:29:42,323 - Hey, neighbor! - (MARGAUX GASPS) 570 00:29:42,325 --> 00:29:44,525 You know, we can see right into your windows? 571 00:29:44,527 --> 00:29:47,862 (NERVOUSLY) Nice to, uh, meet you. 572 00:29:47,864 --> 00:29:50,564 As your neighbor, I'd like to offer you 573 00:29:50,566 --> 00:29:52,668 the opportunity of a lifetime. 574 00:29:52,670 --> 00:29:54,937 How'd you like a free home makeover 575 00:29:54,939 --> 00:29:57,605 from a world-renowned interior designer? 576 00:29:57,607 --> 00:29:58,939 It will be a challenge, 577 00:29:58,941 --> 00:30:01,410 but I can beautify that old house of yours so fast, 578 00:30:01,412 --> 00:30:02,644 it'll make your head spin. 579 00:30:02,646 --> 00:30:03,746 I don't wanna brag, 580 00:30:03,748 --> 00:30:05,380 but mine already does that. Look. 581 00:30:05,382 --> 00:30:07,916 - (NECK CRACKING) - (CHUCKLES) 582 00:30:07,918 --> 00:30:11,085 I should like to see what this plastic woman has to offer. 583 00:30:11,087 --> 00:30:14,089 Yes, well... When is a good time to stop by? 584 00:30:14,091 --> 00:30:16,891 - Actually, Ms. Needler... - (CLEARS THROAT) 585 00:30:16,893 --> 00:30:18,893 Darling... 586 00:30:18,895 --> 00:30:21,730 Stop by anytime you'd like. 587 00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:23,931 Oh, wonderful! Then it's settled. 588 00:30:23,933 --> 00:30:26,267 I'll see you at your house, first thing tomorrow. 589 00:30:26,269 --> 00:30:29,871 You're welcome in advance! Ta! 590 00:30:29,873 --> 00:30:31,806 - (TIRES SCREECH) - (GLENN GASPS) 591 00:30:31,808 --> 00:30:33,941 That woman seems deranged. 592 00:30:33,943 --> 00:30:36,076 Her face reminds me of a death mask. 593 00:30:36,078 --> 00:30:38,447 "Deranged"? "Death mask"? 594 00:30:38,449 --> 00:30:40,649 You tell me she's got halitosis, 595 00:30:40,651 --> 00:30:42,387 and I'm hearing wedding bells! 596 00:30:43,887 --> 00:30:45,490 (RAVEN CROWING) 597 00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:49,261 (PLAYS CEREMONIAL MUSIC) 598 00:30:54,598 --> 00:30:59,669 GOMEZ: Pugsley, this is the Addams family saber. 599 00:30:59,671 --> 00:31:02,471 300 years of Addams 600 00:31:02,473 --> 00:31:05,576 have danced the Mazurka with this blade. 601 00:31:06,243 --> 00:31:07,344 Uh-uh. 602 00:31:07,346 --> 00:31:09,946 Only when you've shown me you're ready. 603 00:31:09,948 --> 00:31:15,485 Your father was the greatest swordsman in Addams history. 604 00:31:15,487 --> 00:31:18,755 His Mazurka was the stuff of legends. 605 00:31:18,757 --> 00:31:21,524 So no pressure! 606 00:31:21,526 --> 00:31:25,026 It's all right here, in the Mazurka handbook. 607 00:31:25,028 --> 00:31:28,497 Every Addams performs this rite of passage 608 00:31:28,499 --> 00:31:31,867 to show that you're prepared to defend your family. 609 00:31:31,869 --> 00:31:35,205 It sounds easy, but believe me, it's insane! 610 00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:36,372 Fester, hand him 611 00:31:36,374 --> 00:31:38,309 the goo-goo-ga-ga baby training sword. 612 00:31:39,109 --> 00:31:40,977 - (SWORD SQUEAKS) - Pop? 613 00:31:40,979 --> 00:31:43,747 Has anyone ever failed the Mazurka? 614 00:31:43,749 --> 00:31:45,681 Once. Your third cousin, Xander. 615 00:31:45,683 --> 00:31:46,882 Never heard of him. 616 00:31:46,884 --> 00:31:48,317 Exactly. 617 00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:49,385 Music! 618 00:31:49,387 --> 00:31:50,820 (GONG CRASHES) 619 00:31:50,822 --> 00:31:52,287 There's someone at the door. 620 00:31:52,289 --> 00:31:55,892 Hi, guys. I'm going up to this creepy mansion. 621 00:31:55,894 --> 00:31:58,865 If you don't hear from me in 30 minutes, send backup. 622 00:31:59,665 --> 00:32:00,899 (DOOR CREAKS) 623 00:32:05,270 --> 00:32:09,509 (SLURRING) You rang? 624 00:32:14,512 --> 00:32:15,746 Yeah, no. 625 00:32:15,748 --> 00:32:17,648 Life's too short. See ya! 626 00:32:17,650 --> 00:32:19,419 (GROWLING SOFTLY) 627 00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:25,521 MARGAUX: Oh! 628 00:32:25,523 --> 00:32:28,025 GOMEZ: (CHUCKLES) Good morning, Kitty. 629 00:32:28,027 --> 00:32:29,696 Greetings, Ms. Needler. 630 00:32:31,396 --> 00:32:32,896 (DOOR SLAMS) 631 00:32:32,898 --> 00:32:34,664 Wow. (CLEARS THROAT) 632 00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:38,067 Good morning! I hope this isn't a bad time. 633 00:32:38,069 --> 00:32:40,069 The worst. Do come in. 634 00:32:40,071 --> 00:32:41,171 Glenn? 635 00:32:41,173 --> 00:32:42,539 - (ROARS) - (GLENN SHRIEKS) 636 00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:44,708 - (PANTING) - (MARGAUX CLEARS THROAT) 637 00:32:44,710 --> 00:32:46,576 Welcome to the neighborhood. 638 00:32:46,578 --> 00:32:47,946 Thank you. 639 00:32:49,815 --> 00:32:51,949 Oh, my! Hmm. 640 00:32:51,951 --> 00:32:54,117 Are you ready for your Margaux makeover? 641 00:32:54,119 --> 00:32:55,251 Quite. 642 00:32:55,253 --> 00:32:58,721 Pugsley's been climbing the walls in anticipation. 643 00:32:58,723 --> 00:33:00,359 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 644 00:33:02,862 --> 00:33:04,464 MARGAUX: Well, well, well! 645 00:33:05,597 --> 00:33:07,264 Let's take a look around, shall we? 646 00:33:07,266 --> 00:33:09,570 And before you say anything, you're welcome. 647 00:33:10,604 --> 00:33:14,539 Now, if we're trying for a more contemporary look, 648 00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:17,142 well, these sconces have to go. 649 00:33:17,144 --> 00:33:18,279 (MITCH YELPS) 650 00:33:19,613 --> 00:33:22,212 The sconces were a gift from dead relatives. 651 00:33:22,214 --> 00:33:23,414 If we get rid of them, 652 00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:26,386 they'll be terribly hurt the next time they visit. 653 00:33:28,253 --> 00:33:30,788 And this is our whine cellar. 654 00:33:30,790 --> 00:33:33,791 We have a lovely collection of whines. 655 00:33:33,793 --> 00:33:35,326 WHINER 1: Are we there yet? WHINER 2: I want ice cream! 656 00:33:35,328 --> 00:33:37,128 WHINER 3: What do you mean you're out of avocado toast? 657 00:33:37,130 --> 00:33:39,663 WHINER 4: This barrel makes me look fat. 658 00:33:39,665 --> 00:33:41,665 And here's our bottomless pit. 659 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:43,401 (HOLLOW RUMBLING) 660 00:33:43,403 --> 00:33:45,636 DENISE: Uh... How do we get across? 661 00:33:45,638 --> 00:33:46,806 One moment. 662 00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:50,978 (CHITTERING) 663 00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:02,589 We call this surfing the web. 664 00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:05,158 (DENISE GULPS) 665 00:34:06,425 --> 00:34:08,028 MARGAUX: Well! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 666 00:34:08,695 --> 00:34:09,826 DENISE: I'm scared. 667 00:34:09,828 --> 00:34:11,328 - I'm so scared. - (GLENN WHIMPERING) 668 00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:14,266 - Oh, my gosh. - (DENISE PRAYING IN SPANISH) 669 00:34:14,268 --> 00:34:15,666 DENISE: I'm scared to close my eyes. 670 00:34:15,668 --> 00:34:16,768 I'm scared to open them. 671 00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:17,868 (SCREAMING) 672 00:34:17,870 --> 00:34:19,436 - (WHIMPERING) - (DENISE YELPS) 673 00:34:19,438 --> 00:34:20,805 (SOBS) 674 00:34:20,807 --> 00:34:22,310 (ROPE CREAKING) 675 00:34:32,887 --> 00:34:34,189 (SIGHS) 676 00:34:35,522 --> 00:34:37,289 (GASPS) 677 00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:40,993 How do all those people fit in that little contraption? 678 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:42,127 (PARKER YELPS) 679 00:34:42,129 --> 00:34:45,231 My vanity mirror only imprisons 14 souls at a time. 680 00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:46,566 (PARKER WHIMPERS) 681 00:34:46,568 --> 00:34:47,903 Uh, you don't have a cell phone? 682 00:34:48,637 --> 00:34:50,135 That's weird. 683 00:34:50,137 --> 00:34:52,571 I may not have a cell phone... 684 00:34:52,573 --> 00:34:54,573 Well, you don't have a crossbow, 685 00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:56,377 and I thought everybody had one of those. 686 00:34:58,580 --> 00:34:59,648 Mmm. 687 00:35:00,347 --> 00:35:01,680 My name is Wednesday. 688 00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:02,781 Okay. 689 00:35:02,783 --> 00:35:06,685 Uh, I'm Parker. How long have you lived here? 690 00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:11,223 My whole life. Which seems endless. 691 00:35:11,225 --> 00:35:13,057 PARKER: I've never seen you at school. 692 00:35:13,059 --> 00:35:14,394 I'm cage-schooled. 693 00:35:14,396 --> 00:35:16,394 - Excuse me? - It's terribly dull, 694 00:35:16,396 --> 00:35:17,831 but my mother insists. 695 00:35:20,434 --> 00:35:21,767 (SKIN SQUEAKS) 696 00:35:21,769 --> 00:35:24,203 I'm actually cutting cage right now. 697 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:25,840 (PUGSLEY SNARLING) 698 00:35:27,106 --> 00:35:28,374 Uh, okay. 699 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,375 So, what happens at your school? 700 00:35:30,377 --> 00:35:33,745 Uh, not much, just friends turning on each other. 701 00:35:33,747 --> 00:35:36,449 Girls making other girls feel bad about themselves. 702 00:35:36,451 --> 00:35:37,750 Typical junior high stuff. 703 00:35:37,752 --> 00:35:38,753 WEDNESDAY: Intriguing. 704 00:35:42,123 --> 00:35:44,724 Can anyone go to your school? 705 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,226 I guess so. But who'd want to? 706 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,230 FESTER: Wednesday! 707 00:35:49,031 --> 00:35:50,433 Great shot! 708 00:35:52,801 --> 00:35:53,902 (CAMERA CLICKS) 709 00:35:54,603 --> 00:35:56,438 (GIBBERISH CHANTING) 710 00:36:02,076 --> 00:36:03,143 (MARGAUX SCREAMS) 711 00:36:03,145 --> 00:36:04,444 (SCREECHING) 712 00:36:04,446 --> 00:36:05,848 (MARGAUX PANTING) 713 00:36:07,315 --> 00:36:10,916 Mr. And Mrs. Addams, there's really not much to do 714 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:12,719 to make this place perfect. 715 00:36:12,721 --> 00:36:16,054 All we have to do is pull down the side walls, 716 00:36:16,056 --> 00:36:18,958 and then also break down the other two walls. 717 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,126 (MOANS) 718 00:36:20,128 --> 00:36:24,297 Open up the ceiling by breaking it irreversibly. 719 00:36:24,299 --> 00:36:27,099 Just get this nasty little floor out of the way, 720 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:30,969 and there you go. With just those little touches... 721 00:36:30,971 --> 00:36:33,239 Stop! Right there! 722 00:36:33,241 --> 00:36:35,108 Don't touch another thing! 723 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:39,212 It's perfect. Ms. Needler, you have a gift. 724 00:36:39,214 --> 00:36:42,081 The good news is I can have a makeover crew up here 725 00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:44,250 and swinging hammers first thing in the morning. 726 00:36:44,252 --> 00:36:45,253 What do you say? 727 00:36:46,122 --> 00:36:47,787 We thought you were finished. 728 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:49,823 Our whole family is coming in two weeks. 729 00:36:49,825 --> 00:36:51,191 (HIGH-PITCHED) Our finale! 730 00:36:51,193 --> 00:36:53,627 (NORMAL TONE) Our finale is in two weeks. 731 00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:55,196 Thank you, Glenn. 732 00:36:55,198 --> 00:36:57,131 It's a gracious offer, Ms. Needler, 733 00:36:57,133 --> 00:36:58,533 but you really have done enough. 734 00:36:58,535 --> 00:37:01,638 It's our son's Mazurka. You understand. 735 00:37:02,004 --> 00:37:03,173 Thank you. 736 00:37:05,742 --> 00:37:07,177 (LURCH MOANS) 737 00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:09,443 Uh, we're missing Mitch. 738 00:37:09,445 --> 00:37:10,447 Where's Mitch? 739 00:37:11,213 --> 00:37:15,151 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 740 00:37:16,218 --> 00:37:18,185 - Mitch who? - (BOTH SCREAMING) 741 00:37:18,187 --> 00:37:19,722 (GLENN WAILING) 742 00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:22,522 Gomez, I'll be blunt. 743 00:37:22,524 --> 00:37:25,693 I have 50 houses to sell down there, 744 00:37:25,695 --> 00:37:31,164 and their view of your property is, well, off-brand. 745 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:34,368 - Fifty houses? - Yes. 746 00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:36,070 You know, ever since my family 747 00:37:36,072 --> 00:37:38,104 was chased out from the old country, 748 00:37:38,106 --> 00:37:41,475 my one dream has been 749 00:37:40,510 --> 00:37:43,176 to find a place we could call home. 750 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:46,046 Once they see Assimilation, 751 00:37:46,048 --> 00:37:48,682 (GASPS) I think they'll want to stay for good. 752 00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:49,984 (MARGAUX EXCLAIMS) 753 00:37:49,986 --> 00:37:53,854 Thank you so much for coming by, Membrane. 754 00:37:53,856 --> 00:37:55,189 It's Margaux! 755 00:37:55,191 --> 00:37:57,557 Well then, run, Margaux! 756 00:37:57,559 --> 00:38:00,230 - (GATE CREAKS) - Run, run, run! 757 00:38:05,169 --> 00:38:06,435 (GATE BELCHES) 758 00:38:06,437 --> 00:38:09,170 That Wednesday girl is a freak. 759 00:38:09,172 --> 00:38:12,540 We're about to be invaded by a whole army of freaks. 760 00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:14,442 It's tragic when people can't accept 761 00:38:14,444 --> 00:38:16,811 the help they so badly need. 762 00:38:16,813 --> 00:38:18,313 And when that happens, 763 00:38:18,315 --> 00:38:21,686 well, another kind of intervention is called for. 764 00:38:23,386 --> 00:38:25,119 MORTICIA: I agree, Gomez. 765 00:38:25,121 --> 00:38:27,956 The whole family moving here would be a dream come true. 766 00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:30,192 But I don't trust that Margaux woman. 767 00:38:30,194 --> 00:38:33,230 She's an eccentric, darling, give her a chance. 768 00:38:34,031 --> 00:38:37,065 "Rasp-berry preserves." 769 00:38:37,067 --> 00:38:38,266 (SNIFFS) Mmm. 770 00:38:38,268 --> 00:38:41,268 Must be some kind of scented embalming fluid. 771 00:38:41,270 --> 00:38:43,237 (GASPS) 772 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,708 Wednesday, practice your lurking 773 00:38:45,710 --> 00:38:47,710 on someone other than your father. 774 00:38:47,712 --> 00:38:48,913 He's too easy. 775 00:38:51,047 --> 00:38:52,281 Much better. 776 00:38:52,283 --> 00:38:55,049 Mother, Father, I'd like to speak with you. 777 00:38:55,051 --> 00:38:57,652 What's on your mind, my little nightcrawler? 778 00:38:57,654 --> 00:38:59,388 I spoke with Parker this afternoon. 779 00:38:59,390 --> 00:39:01,989 She's the daughter of that talking mannequin 780 00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:03,324 who came by. 781 00:39:03,326 --> 00:39:05,159 She told me about a communal school 782 00:39:05,161 --> 00:39:06,828 all the neighborhood children attend. 783 00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:09,431 It's called "junior high." 784 00:39:09,433 --> 00:39:12,135 "Junior high"... 785 00:39:12,137 --> 00:39:14,637 Yes, yes, I have read about those 786 00:39:14,639 --> 00:39:17,073 in my abnormal psychology journals. 787 00:39:17,075 --> 00:39:18,974 Anyone of age can enroll. 788 00:39:18,976 --> 00:39:23,079 I think it would be good for me. 789 00:39:23,081 --> 00:39:25,448 Well, I think it's a capital idea. 790 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:26,749 What of your studies here? 791 00:39:26,751 --> 00:39:29,584 Your taxidermy is coming along so well. 792 00:39:29,586 --> 00:39:31,988 Mother, would you really deprive me 793 00:39:31,990 --> 00:39:35,291 of the opportunity to torment children my own age? 794 00:39:35,293 --> 00:39:37,760 Ah, she makes a point. 795 00:39:37,762 --> 00:39:39,794 What's more, with Wednesday in school, 796 00:39:39,796 --> 00:39:42,467 we'd get to know the people here even better. 797 00:39:42,867 --> 00:39:44,535 Well, Mother? 798 00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:48,774 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 799 00:39:54,378 --> 00:39:55,980 (KIDS EXCLAIMING) 800 00:39:58,550 --> 00:40:00,785 Have a good day at school, dear. 801 00:40:02,554 --> 00:40:03,856 Do your worst! 802 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:07,025 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 803 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:13,865 Ah. Now I understand. This is a children's prison. 804 00:40:16,668 --> 00:40:18,336 TWINS: Who's that? 805 00:40:18,970 --> 00:40:20,505 PARKER: Great. 806 00:40:21,805 --> 00:40:22,907 This is Wednesday. 807 00:40:23,241 --> 00:40:25,375 Hello. 808 00:40:25,377 --> 00:40:27,078 - (TWINS GASP) - BETHANY: Hey, Parker. 809 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,478 (PARKER GASPS) 810 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,583 I got something for ya. 811 00:40:31,049 --> 00:40:32,051 (CHUCKLES) 812 00:40:32,518 --> 00:40:34,350 A moldy sandwich? 813 00:40:34,352 --> 00:40:36,185 You're slipping, Bethany. 814 00:40:36,187 --> 00:40:38,020 You know what? You're right. 815 00:40:38,022 --> 00:40:40,759 - (BOY GRUNTING) - Let's kick it up a notch. 816 00:40:41,259 --> 00:40:43,062 (GIRLS GASP, GIGGLE) 817 00:40:45,698 --> 00:40:47,366 (BETHANY LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 818 00:40:48,567 --> 00:40:50,835 You have no sense of humor! 819 00:40:50,837 --> 00:40:52,036 (GIRLS GIGGLE) 820 00:40:52,038 --> 00:40:54,103 GIRL: Did you see her face? BETHANY: I know. 821 00:40:54,105 --> 00:40:55,107 Bethany, is it? 822 00:40:56,375 --> 00:41:00,710 Don't cut your eyes on my crew unless you're ready to dance. 823 00:41:00,712 --> 00:41:04,616 What did you say, little ghoul? 824 00:41:05,417 --> 00:41:07,850 I don't think you understand. 825 00:41:07,852 --> 00:41:11,054 I'm not locked up in here with you, Bethany. 826 00:41:11,056 --> 00:41:15,257 You're locked up in here with me. 827 00:41:15,259 --> 00:41:16,462 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 828 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:18,730 (SCOFFS) 829 00:41:19,096 --> 00:41:20,265 Whatever. 830 00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:24,067 LAYLA: What did you do? 831 00:41:24,069 --> 00:41:25,435 You shouldn't have said that. 832 00:41:25,437 --> 00:41:28,772 There's nothing you can do. Bethany's way too popular. 833 00:41:28,774 --> 00:41:30,540 Popularity is fleeting. 834 00:41:30,542 --> 00:41:32,275 I prefer to set my sights 835 00:41:32,277 --> 00:41:34,745 on something a little more challenging. 836 00:41:34,747 --> 00:41:36,414 ALL: Like what? 837 00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:38,719 - The establishment. - (GIRLS GASP) 838 00:41:41,487 --> 00:41:43,423 (MARGAUX SCATTING) 839 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:59,070 Let's see. Who shall I be today? 840 00:41:59,072 --> 00:42:00,304 How about... 841 00:42:00,306 --> 00:42:02,941 Ah, Shelly Longbottom, on Sugar Ridge Lane. 842 00:42:02,943 --> 00:42:05,912 From Shelly Longbottom to everyone, 843 00:42:06,579 --> 00:42:08,746 "Did you hear 844 00:42:08,748 --> 00:42:12,150 "about those Addams people?" Question mark. 845 00:42:12,152 --> 00:42:15,856 "Someone told me they're wanted in 30 states." 846 00:42:17,423 --> 00:42:18,990 (CELL PHONES CHIMING) 847 00:42:18,992 --> 00:42:21,793 You know they're raising a garden of man-eating plants? 848 00:42:21,795 --> 00:42:23,293 And feeding them our pets! 849 00:42:23,295 --> 00:42:25,329 Has anyone seen my Shih Tzu Fee-fee? 850 00:42:25,331 --> 00:42:27,497 They're gonna turn us all into zombies. 851 00:42:27,499 --> 00:42:29,133 Where are they from anyways? 852 00:42:29,135 --> 00:42:30,267 It doesn't matter! 853 00:42:30,269 --> 00:42:31,936 It's obvious they don't belong here. 854 00:42:31,938 --> 00:42:34,972 Honey! Oh, those awful people up on the hill. 855 00:42:34,974 --> 00:42:37,008 They're not even on Neighborhood Peeps! 856 00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:38,543 Well, that's suspicious. 857 00:42:38,545 --> 00:42:40,443 MAN 1: If other people are scared, then I'm scared. 858 00:42:40,445 --> 00:42:41,778 MAN 2: I believe everything I read. 859 00:42:41,780 --> 00:42:43,447 WOMAN: If someone posted it, 860 00:42:43,449 --> 00:42:44,816 it must be true. 861 00:42:44,818 --> 00:42:46,050 MAN 3: You invite one family in, 862 00:42:46,052 --> 00:42:47,151 then all the families come in. 863 00:42:47,153 --> 00:42:48,321 WOMAN 2: Do you think we should investigate? 864 00:42:48,323 --> 00:42:49,388 I'm turning grey. 865 00:42:49,390 --> 00:42:51,022 MAN 4: I'm worried for the children! 866 00:42:51,024 --> 00:42:52,693 MAN 2: We need to talk to Margaux! 867 00:42:53,861 --> 00:42:55,129 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 868 00:42:55,828 --> 00:42:57,863 Open your books. Page 43. 869 00:42:57,865 --> 00:42:59,730 Follow the instructions. 870 00:42:59,732 --> 00:43:01,866 - (SCOFFS) Yuck. - Oh. 871 00:43:01,868 --> 00:43:04,002 I've done this thousands of times. 872 00:43:04,004 --> 00:43:05,573 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 873 00:43:06,707 --> 00:43:08,341 - (METAL CLANKING) - (DRILL WHIRRING) 874 00:43:08,343 --> 00:43:09,344 GIRL: Huh? 875 00:43:09,810 --> 00:43:10,910 (GASPS) 876 00:43:10,912 --> 00:43:13,180 - (CRANKING, DRILLING) - (STUDENTS GASP AND EXCLAIM) 877 00:43:14,749 --> 00:43:16,517 (STUDENTS MURMURING) 878 00:43:19,888 --> 00:43:21,423 Flip the switch! 879 00:43:23,290 --> 00:43:25,059 (STUDENTS EXCLAIMING) 880 00:43:28,595 --> 00:43:29,596 (ALL GASPING) 881 00:43:40,073 --> 00:43:43,744 Give my creature life! 882 00:43:47,615 --> 00:43:49,049 (STUDENTS WHIMPERING) 883 00:43:50,084 --> 00:43:53,520 Live! Live, I tell you, live! 884 00:43:54,055 --> 00:43:55,623 (STUDENTS SCREAMING) 885 00:43:58,024 --> 00:43:59,126 (SHRIEKS) 886 00:44:07,469 --> 00:44:08,536 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 887 00:44:09,804 --> 00:44:11,771 - (STUDENTS WHIMPERING) - (FROG CROAKING) 888 00:44:11,773 --> 00:44:14,809 It's alive! It's alive! 889 00:44:15,610 --> 00:44:17,078 (ALL GASPING) 890 00:44:25,286 --> 00:44:26,719 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 891 00:44:26,721 --> 00:44:27,987 (CROAKS) 892 00:44:27,989 --> 00:44:29,088 (GASPS) 893 00:44:29,090 --> 00:44:31,226 - (FROGS CROAKING) - (STUDENTS SCREAMING) 894 00:44:32,893 --> 00:44:35,427 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Get them off me! 895 00:44:35,429 --> 00:44:37,098 (ALL SCREAMING) 896 00:44:41,670 --> 00:44:43,105 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 897 00:44:43,938 --> 00:44:46,139 Zombie frogs! 898 00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:48,077 Bethany's changed her look. 899 00:44:48,476 --> 00:44:49,641 It suits her. 900 00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:52,177 Awesome. Totally awesome. 901 00:44:52,179 --> 00:44:53,579 It is an honor... 902 00:44:53,581 --> 00:44:54,748 ...and a privilege... 903 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:55,916 BOTH: ...to watch you work. 904 00:44:55,918 --> 00:44:58,519 Hey. Do you wanna go to the mall? 905 00:44:58,521 --> 00:45:02,355 Why not? I haven't seen a good mauling in ages. 906 00:45:02,357 --> 00:45:03,992 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ TUNE) 907 00:45:23,611 --> 00:45:26,379 It's late. I'm worried. 908 00:45:26,381 --> 00:45:28,682 GOMEZ: Darling, Wednesday will be fine. 909 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,183 She can take care of herself. 910 00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:32,486 It's not Wednesday I'm worried about. 911 00:45:32,488 --> 00:45:35,689 It's the rest of them. We may need to provide an alibi. 912 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:38,158 My love, it's game night. 913 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,359 Wednesday will be home soon, 914 00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:41,497 so why don't you come and join us? 915 00:45:42,231 --> 00:45:45,332 Oh, very well. F-6. 916 00:45:45,334 --> 00:45:47,700 Pugsley, you heard your mother. 917 00:45:47,702 --> 00:45:49,705 Blow F-6! 918 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:52,973 PUGSLEY: Fire in the hole! 919 00:45:52,975 --> 00:45:54,975 FESTER: I'm king of the world! 920 00:45:54,977 --> 00:45:58,178 (SINGING) Near, far, wherever... 921 00:45:58,180 --> 00:45:59,647 - (RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS) - (RAPID BEEPS) 922 00:45:59,649 --> 00:46:00,884 (EXPLOSION) 923 00:46:02,484 --> 00:46:03,720 (ROOF CRUMBLING) 924 00:46:05,687 --> 00:46:07,187 (PANTS EXCITEDLY) Yes! 925 00:46:07,189 --> 00:46:08,890 You sunk my battleship. 926 00:46:08,892 --> 00:46:11,194 Ha-ha! Well done, Pugsley! 927 00:46:12,928 --> 00:46:14,030 (CLINKING) 928 00:46:20,102 --> 00:46:21,935 Hello, my uglies! 929 00:46:21,937 --> 00:46:25,607 Mother! I thought I felt my skin crawling! 930 00:46:25,609 --> 00:46:27,375 (BOTH LAUGHING) 931 00:46:27,377 --> 00:46:29,344 Grandma, what a surprise. 932 00:46:29,346 --> 00:46:30,945 I thought you were in Prague. 933 00:46:30,947 --> 00:46:32,380 I was! 934 00:46:32,382 --> 00:46:34,882 They caught me smuggling crocodiles out of the zoo. 935 00:46:34,884 --> 00:46:36,552 But I escaped and talked my way 936 00:46:36,554 --> 00:46:38,353 onto a Somali pirate ship. 937 00:46:38,355 --> 00:46:39,954 We got into a heated poker game 938 00:46:39,956 --> 00:46:42,291 and I cleaned them out. (CHUCKLES) 939 00:46:42,293 --> 00:46:44,125 - Cheating or robbery? - GRANDMA: Both! 940 00:46:44,127 --> 00:46:45,927 Always remember, Pugsley, 941 00:46:45,929 --> 00:46:48,963 it ain't cheating if no one catches you. 942 00:46:48,965 --> 00:46:51,400 (SNIFFS) I haven't bathed in two weeks. Ugh. 943 00:46:51,402 --> 00:46:52,768 Or is it months? 944 00:46:52,770 --> 00:46:54,802 Ha! That reminds me. 945 00:46:54,804 --> 00:46:56,739 Guess what I've got, Pugsley? 946 00:46:56,741 --> 00:46:59,141 - Candy! - Oh, yes! 947 00:46:59,143 --> 00:47:01,210 MORTICIA: But the Mazurka isn't for a week. 948 00:47:01,212 --> 00:47:02,876 Why are you here so early? 949 00:47:02,878 --> 00:47:05,581 Gomez said you needed a little help with the party. 950 00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:08,650 And I said, I got my son ready for his Mazurka, 951 00:47:08,652 --> 00:47:12,253 so of course, I'm going to do the same for my grandson. 952 00:47:12,255 --> 00:47:13,588 I love him! 953 00:47:13,590 --> 00:47:15,590 It's true! I sent for her! 954 00:47:15,592 --> 00:47:17,358 I can't believe you bothered 955 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,962 your mother with that, darling. 956 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:20,628 Neither can I? 957 00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,329 He said you were in over your head. 958 00:47:22,331 --> 00:47:23,498 Thank you, Mother! 959 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,833 Said you were more tense than he's ever seen you. 960 00:47:25,835 --> 00:47:28,235 - I didn't say that exactly. - GRANDMA: Yes, you did. 961 00:47:28,237 --> 00:47:30,005 You said that exactly. 962 00:47:30,007 --> 00:47:31,139 Said he was worried 963 00:47:31,141 --> 00:47:33,608 you'd have a massive facial expression and... (GROANS) 964 00:47:33,610 --> 00:47:35,509 You know, I'm starving! Let's eat! 965 00:47:35,511 --> 00:47:38,314 Not until Wednesday gets home. 966 00:47:38,316 --> 00:47:40,816 Where is that granddaughter of mine? 967 00:47:40,818 --> 00:47:42,620 I got something for her! 968 00:47:43,086 --> 00:47:44,454 (LOUD CLANG) 969 00:47:44,456 --> 00:47:47,022 Ah, there's my little storm cloud! 970 00:47:47,024 --> 00:47:49,524 Wednesday, where have you been? 971 00:47:49,526 --> 00:47:50,827 WEDNESDAY: Elsewhere. 972 00:47:50,829 --> 00:47:52,464 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 973 00:47:53,664 --> 00:47:55,030 (MORTICIA GASPS) 974 00:47:55,032 --> 00:47:57,501 (BAT SQUEAKING, SLURPING) 975 00:48:00,972 --> 00:48:02,671 What are you wearing? 976 00:48:02,673 --> 00:48:05,207 Parker calls it a pop of color. 977 00:48:05,209 --> 00:48:06,809 While I certainly appreciate a horse 978 00:48:06,811 --> 00:48:07,977 with a spear through its head, 979 00:48:07,979 --> 00:48:09,044 the color is... 980 00:48:09,046 --> 00:48:11,046 She claims it brings out my smile. 981 00:48:11,048 --> 00:48:13,448 Wednesday, you don't have a smile. 982 00:48:13,450 --> 00:48:14,984 Turns out I have a lot of things 983 00:48:14,986 --> 00:48:16,288 you don't know about. 984 00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:20,323 (LURCH MOANS) 985 00:48:20,325 --> 00:48:22,358 GRANDMA: (GASPS) I see I got here just in time. 986 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,093 You were right to call, Gomez. 987 00:48:24,095 --> 00:48:26,329 I'll talk to her. Hand me that bear trap. 988 00:48:26,331 --> 00:48:29,735 Thank you, Grandma. But I will handle this. 989 00:48:30,334 --> 00:48:31,736 Ah, suit yourself. 990 00:48:34,838 --> 00:48:38,274 When you're done with Fabio, send him up to my room. 991 00:48:38,276 --> 00:48:40,512 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. - LURCH: Oh, boy! 992 00:48:43,148 --> 00:48:44,879 MORTICIA: Wednesday. 993 00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:47,216 How would you like to join me tomorrow 994 00:48:47,218 --> 00:48:51,755 after the school for tea and séance in the cemetery? 995 00:48:51,757 --> 00:48:53,489 Is attendance mandatory? 996 00:48:53,491 --> 00:48:55,192 Come now, my little raven. 997 00:48:55,194 --> 00:48:57,661 You did so love it when you were younger. 998 00:48:57,663 --> 00:48:59,031 If you like, Mother. 999 00:49:01,199 --> 00:49:02,900 Sleep well, dear. 1000 00:49:02,902 --> 00:49:05,438 Don't forget to kick your father good night. 1001 00:49:07,705 --> 00:49:09,741 - (POP MUSIC PLAYING) - (SIZZLES) 1002 00:49:10,775 --> 00:49:12,208 PARKER: What's your favorite filter? 1003 00:49:12,210 --> 00:49:15,512 I don't know. I look black and white in all of them. 1004 00:49:15,514 --> 00:49:16,846 PARKER: You know, when I met you, 1005 00:49:16,848 --> 00:49:18,581 I thought you were super weird. 1006 00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:20,382 But now, I think you're really cool. 1007 00:49:20,384 --> 00:49:21,618 I concur. 1008 00:49:21,620 --> 00:49:23,786 You're not completely devoid of merit yourself. 1009 00:49:23,788 --> 00:49:25,891 I wanna say "thank you"... 1010 00:49:27,058 --> 00:49:28,357 (CREAKING) 1011 00:49:28,359 --> 00:49:29,426 Oh, how'd that barrette 1012 00:49:29,428 --> 00:49:30,860 you bought yesterday go over at home? 1013 00:49:30,862 --> 00:49:35,132 Actually, my mother's reaction was, well, unexpected. 1014 00:49:35,134 --> 00:49:38,768 She was accepting. It depressed me. 1015 00:49:38,770 --> 00:49:42,072 One never wants to see one's mother that way. 1016 00:49:42,074 --> 00:49:43,273 But I must admit, 1017 00:49:43,275 --> 00:49:48,143 walking around in something so garish, so grotesque... 1018 00:49:48,145 --> 00:49:50,246 I was shocked how thrilling it felt. 1019 00:49:50,248 --> 00:49:52,815 (SIGHS) I wish I could do that. 1020 00:49:52,817 --> 00:49:54,551 But my mom makes me wear this stuff, 1021 00:49:54,553 --> 00:49:56,554 and it's just so... 1022 00:49:56,556 --> 00:50:00,757 I believe the word you're looking for is "unfortunate." 1023 00:50:00,759 --> 00:50:04,162 Ugh. I'd love to just go crazy 1024 00:50:04,164 --> 00:50:06,733 and wear something that would shock her. 1025 00:50:07,901 --> 00:50:09,133 Well, Parker, 1026 00:50:09,135 --> 00:50:10,300 you're in luck. 1027 00:50:10,302 --> 00:50:13,673 You happen to be talking to the queen of shock. 1028 00:50:15,441 --> 00:50:17,578 (HAUNTING ARIA PLAYING) 1029 00:50:18,677 --> 00:50:20,012 (CAWING) 1030 00:50:30,255 --> 00:50:32,358 (CRYSTAL BALL RINGING) 1031 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:35,925 Hello, Mother. 1032 00:50:35,927 --> 00:50:38,095 GRANDMA FRUMP: Where's my little wraith? 1033 00:50:38,097 --> 00:50:40,030 (SIGHS) Wednesday still hasn't arrived. 1034 00:50:40,032 --> 00:50:42,666 We agreed to come up here for tea and séance, 1035 00:50:42,668 --> 00:50:45,302 and now it seems she stood me up. 1036 00:50:45,304 --> 00:50:47,037 GRANDMA FRUMP: Morticia! Can you hear me? 1037 00:50:47,039 --> 00:50:48,439 GRANDPA FRUMP: You're not doing it right. 1038 00:50:48,441 --> 00:50:49,774 - Press that button there. - GRANDMA FRUMP: I did! I did! 1039 00:50:49,776 --> 00:50:50,841 GRANDPA FRUMP: Did you hear it click? 1040 00:50:50,843 --> 00:50:51,941 GRANDMA FRUMP: Morticia! 1041 00:50:51,943 --> 00:50:53,077 GRANDPA FRUMP: It's supposed to be on 1042 00:50:53,079 --> 00:50:54,479 - when you hear the click. - Wait, I see something. 1043 00:50:54,481 --> 00:50:56,180 GRANDPA FRUMP: You did it! GRANDMA FRUMP: Hello, darling! 1044 00:50:56,182 --> 00:50:57,948 Now, where's my granddaughter? 1045 00:50:57,950 --> 00:50:59,383 Just what I said. 1046 00:50:59,385 --> 00:51:01,519 I think she's distancing herself from me. 1047 00:51:01,521 --> 00:51:03,153 GRANDMA FRUMP: Oh, she's wrapped in a black hole 1048 00:51:03,155 --> 00:51:04,454 of emptiness and longing, 1049 00:51:04,456 --> 00:51:05,990 like all of us Frump women. 1050 00:51:05,992 --> 00:51:08,425 - GRANDPA FRUMP: Wednesday? - It's not Wednesday! 1051 00:51:08,427 --> 00:51:10,461 - GRANDPA FRUMP: Who's this? - It's me, Father. 1052 00:51:10,463 --> 00:51:11,528 GRANDPA FRUMP: Morticia? 1053 00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:13,899 What's wrong with you now? 1054 00:51:13,901 --> 00:51:16,000 The world can be so cruel. 1055 00:51:16,002 --> 00:51:18,636 And all she wants to do is run toward it. 1056 00:51:18,638 --> 00:51:20,504 GRANDMA FRUMP: She's a lot like you that way. 1057 00:51:20,506 --> 00:51:21,973 You wanted to see the world. 1058 00:51:21,975 --> 00:51:24,143 Find yourself. Serve time! 1059 00:51:24,145 --> 00:51:27,078 GRANDPA FRUMP: Listen, Morticia, remember the time 1060 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,082 you ran away and joined the Girl Scouts? 1061 00:51:30,084 --> 00:51:33,652 We were so worried you were on a bad path. 1062 00:51:33,654 --> 00:51:36,087 But when you found out that campfires 1063 00:51:36,089 --> 00:51:39,391 were for roasting marshmallows and not other Girl Scouts, 1064 00:51:39,393 --> 00:51:41,393 well, you got bored and you came home. 1065 00:51:41,395 --> 00:51:43,696 GRANDMA FRUMP: We were so relieved. 1066 00:51:43,698 --> 00:51:45,163 GRANDPA FRUMP: Trust Wednesday. 1067 00:51:45,165 --> 00:51:48,266 Like you, she'll do the right thing. 1068 00:51:48,268 --> 00:51:51,837 Thank you, Father. That's most comforting. 1069 00:51:51,839 --> 00:51:53,871 GRANDPA FRUMP: Good. Wait a second. 1070 00:51:53,873 --> 00:51:55,105 When did I die? 1071 00:51:55,107 --> 00:51:56,609 GRANDMA FRUMP: 20 years ago. 1072 00:51:56,611 --> 00:51:59,377 GRANDPA FRUMP: Oh, right. Happy anniversary, darling. 1073 00:51:59,379 --> 00:52:03,014 All right, Pugsley, let's, uh, go through it again. 1074 00:52:03,016 --> 00:52:06,118 You got this, Pugsley. This Mazurka's nothing. 1075 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,953 - (SLURPS) - (LIQUID SLOSHES) 1076 00:52:07,955 --> 00:52:10,888 - You eat swords for breakfast. - (BELCHES) 1077 00:52:10,890 --> 00:52:13,558 You just got a case of pre-ball jitters. 1078 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,726 It's way more common than you think. 1079 00:52:15,728 --> 00:52:18,297 If a Mazurka lasts for more than four hours, 1080 00:52:18,299 --> 00:52:19,901 contact your doctor. 1081 00:52:21,268 --> 00:52:23,304 From the top. Music! 1082 00:52:24,138 --> 00:52:25,473 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 1083 00:52:30,244 --> 00:52:31,579 (WHIMPERS) 1084 00:52:32,347 --> 00:52:33,382 (CHOKES) 1085 00:52:36,652 --> 00:52:38,117 (HIGH-PITCHED MOAN) 1086 00:52:38,119 --> 00:52:39,284 Pugsley, 1087 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:40,919 I can honestly say 1088 00:52:40,921 --> 00:52:45,057 that was most definitely a thing you did. 1089 00:52:45,059 --> 00:52:48,327 (CHUCKLES) A question, what in heaven's name was it? 1090 00:52:48,329 --> 00:52:49,729 The Sabre Mazurka. 1091 00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:50,933 (GASPS) 1092 00:52:52,166 --> 00:52:54,568 You know what? You've been practicing hard. 1093 00:52:54,570 --> 00:52:56,669 Why don't we call it a day? Hmm? 1094 00:52:56,671 --> 00:52:58,671 - Hit the showers, kid. - (SLAPS) 1095 00:52:58,673 --> 00:53:00,039 So, we're finished? 1096 00:53:00,041 --> 00:53:01,307 Ah, yes. 1097 00:53:01,309 --> 00:53:05,077 Yes, son. We are most certainly finished. 1098 00:53:05,079 --> 00:53:07,046 Mmm. Okay. Thanks, Pop. 1099 00:53:07,048 --> 00:53:08,484 Thanks, Uncle Fester. 1100 00:53:11,152 --> 00:53:13,119 (SIGHS) 1101 00:53:13,121 --> 00:53:17,157 This is a complete disaster! How did this happen? 1102 00:53:17,159 --> 00:53:18,657 And he's going to make a fool of himself 1103 00:53:18,659 --> 00:53:19,959 in front of everyone! 1104 00:53:19,961 --> 00:53:21,994 Gomez, you gotta calm down! 1105 00:53:21,996 --> 00:53:24,264 There's still a day to get him ready! 1106 00:53:24,266 --> 00:53:27,901 Fester, a year wouldn't be enough to get him ready. 1107 00:53:27,903 --> 00:53:29,970 I've failed him, Fester. 1108 00:53:29,972 --> 00:53:34,606 I tried to raise him to be an Addams, but I failed. 1109 00:53:34,608 --> 00:53:37,378 They're going to eat him alive. 1110 00:53:39,381 --> 00:53:42,448 (SINGING) I like it like that Ooh, baby 1111 00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:44,484 I said I like it like that 1112 00:53:44,486 --> 00:53:48,589 Ooh, baby, I like it like that 1113 00:53:48,591 --> 00:53:50,824 All right. Thank you. 1114 00:53:50,826 --> 00:53:53,227 Grandma, we already have a band. 1115 00:53:53,229 --> 00:53:55,629 They came highly recommended from the mortuary. 1116 00:53:55,631 --> 00:53:56,930 Oh. 1117 00:53:56,932 --> 00:53:58,966 (SCOFFS) I'm sure they're good. 1118 00:53:58,968 --> 00:54:01,835 My sister Sloom is going to be judging Pugsley. 1119 00:54:01,837 --> 00:54:03,738 And if things aren't done the traditional way, 1120 00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:05,305 she won't be happy, 1121 00:54:05,307 --> 00:54:07,574 and the Mazurka could be a disaster! 1122 00:54:07,576 --> 00:54:09,578 But what do I know? 1123 00:54:09,879 --> 00:54:11,011 Fine. 1124 00:54:11,013 --> 00:54:12,413 SHRUNKEN HEAD 1: Yay, we got the gig! 1125 00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:13,513 SHRUNKEN HEAD 2: We got it! 1126 00:54:13,515 --> 00:54:15,015 - Ah, one more thing... - (LOUD BANGING) 1127 00:54:15,017 --> 00:54:18,384 Oh, someone's at the door. I'd better go see who it is. 1128 00:54:18,386 --> 00:54:20,221 (SHRUNKEN HEADS CONTINUE EXCLAIMING) 1129 00:54:20,223 --> 00:54:21,821 (DOOR CLANGS) 1130 00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:22,825 (GASPS) 1131 00:54:25,361 --> 00:54:29,062 (SINGING) What's so great about being yourself 1132 00:54:29,064 --> 00:54:33,199 When you can be like everyone else? 1133 00:54:33,201 --> 00:54:35,736 Do not speak to your mother that way. 1134 00:54:35,738 --> 00:54:38,270 How dare you enter this house like that. 1135 00:54:38,272 --> 00:54:40,410 Wait, where are your tattoos? 1136 00:54:42,845 --> 00:54:44,277 Oh, thank the stars! 1137 00:54:44,279 --> 00:54:46,846 - Where were you? - Hanging out with Parker. 1138 00:54:46,848 --> 00:54:49,616 Is this why you skipped tea and séance? 1139 00:54:49,618 --> 00:54:51,619 Your grandparents were trying to contact you. 1140 00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:52,920 Holy Hades! 1141 00:54:52,922 --> 00:54:54,523 Whoever did that to you, Wednesday, 1142 00:54:54,525 --> 00:54:56,891 I hope the other guy looks worse. 1143 00:54:56,893 --> 00:54:59,827 Nobody did this to me. This is my new look. 1144 00:54:59,829 --> 00:55:01,095 Do you like it? 1145 00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:02,197 I do not like it. 1146 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:04,398 Everyone knows pink is a gateway color. 1147 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,235 I warned you about sending her to public school. 1148 00:55:07,237 --> 00:55:08,302 Don't worry. 1149 00:55:08,304 --> 00:55:10,036 Wednesday is never going to that school again. 1150 00:55:10,038 --> 00:55:11,371 - What? - MORTICIA: In fact, 1151 00:55:11,373 --> 00:55:13,777 she's never leaving this house again. 1152 00:55:16,913 --> 00:55:19,981 Wow, that's some evil eye she's got there. 1153 00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:23,117 No, that dead-eye stare is new. 1154 00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:25,320 And I think I know where she got it. 1155 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:28,056 Hey, guys, this is me now. 1156 00:55:28,058 --> 00:55:31,059 If you like it, hit "like," but who cares if you like it. 1157 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:32,494 - I'm living my truth. - (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 1158 00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:34,264 (SCREAMS) Parker? 1159 00:55:35,764 --> 00:55:37,835 - Who did this to you? - I did. 1160 00:55:38,568 --> 00:55:40,568 This is my new look, Mother. 1161 00:55:40,570 --> 00:55:45,139 I decided that from now on, I choose my clothes, not you. 1162 00:55:45,141 --> 00:55:48,543 Argh! This is that little creep Wednesday Addams' work! 1163 00:55:48,545 --> 00:55:51,813 She's not a creep. She's just not like you. 1164 00:55:51,815 --> 00:55:53,682 Why can't you ever let people be different? 1165 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:57,952 Because it's my calling to make everyone the same. 1166 00:55:57,954 --> 00:56:01,856 (HISSING) Too bright! It burns! (GROANING) 1167 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:04,759 Good! Maybe it'll burn away the weird! 1168 00:56:04,761 --> 00:56:05,961 I hate it here! 1169 00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:07,962 Everything's boring and fake and bright, 1170 00:56:07,964 --> 00:56:09,698 like plastic flowers! 1171 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:10,933 Like you! 1172 00:56:10,935 --> 00:56:14,971 Parker! Plastic flowers live forever. 1173 00:56:14,973 --> 00:56:17,275 Now, you go think about that in your room. 1174 00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:19,975 With no social media. 1175 00:56:19,977 --> 00:56:22,444 No! Please, no. Anything but that! 1176 00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:25,113 Now go wipe that depressing goop off your face. 1177 00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:26,881 (SCOFFS) You first! 1178 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:31,020 Oh! Those Addamses have gone too far this time. 1179 00:56:31,022 --> 00:56:34,059 I think they're going to need a little more help. 1180 00:56:49,841 --> 00:56:51,009 Hey! 1181 00:56:52,977 --> 00:56:54,843 Where are you going? 1182 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,412 A friend's. 1183 00:56:56,414 --> 00:57:00,716 I hold people prisoner, not the other way around. 1184 00:57:00,718 --> 00:57:02,817 Good luck with your Mazurka. 1185 00:57:02,819 --> 00:57:05,221 Wait, you're leaving? 1186 00:57:05,223 --> 00:57:07,022 Who's gonna torment me every day? 1187 00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:10,225 Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. 1188 00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:12,493 Besides, our parents have made it clear 1189 00:57:12,495 --> 00:57:15,263 that the only way to be accepted in this family 1190 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:18,201 is to be exactly like them. 1191 00:57:18,203 --> 00:57:20,570 I can't play by those rules anymore. 1192 00:57:20,572 --> 00:57:23,105 Farewell, brother Pugsley. 1193 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:25,010 Tomorrow, you become a man. 1194 00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,779 And I become a fugitive. 1195 00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:32,181 Always kinda knew it'd end up like this. 1196 00:57:32,183 --> 00:57:34,717 Just didn't think it'd be so soon. 1197 00:57:34,719 --> 00:57:37,186 WEDNESDAY: I'll never forget you, Pugsley! 1198 00:57:37,188 --> 00:57:39,021 But I'll try. 1199 00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:42,125 Pugsley, have you seen your sister? 1200 00:57:42,127 --> 00:57:43,726 She's not in her room. 1201 00:57:43,728 --> 00:57:45,295 PUGSLEY: Mmm... 1202 00:57:45,297 --> 00:57:47,632 Pugsley. Where's Wednesday? 1203 00:57:48,199 --> 00:57:49,567 Um... Tsk. 1204 00:57:51,302 --> 00:57:55,704 Tick, tock, tick, tock, Mother. 1205 00:57:55,706 --> 00:57:58,474 You're getting very sleepy. 1206 00:57:58,476 --> 00:57:59,708 Pugsley... 1207 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:03,447 She did not go to her friend's house. 1208 00:58:03,449 --> 00:58:05,282 She went to her friend's house? 1209 00:58:05,284 --> 00:58:09,152 I repeat, she did not go to her friend's... 1210 00:58:09,154 --> 00:58:10,388 (PUGSLEY GROANS) 1211 00:58:19,431 --> 00:58:20,730 (SIGHS) 1212 00:58:20,732 --> 00:58:22,835 (MELLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1213 00:58:33,312 --> 00:58:34,580 (CLEARS THROAT) 1214 00:58:35,515 --> 00:58:39,086 (SINGING) When the day is long 1215 00:58:40,754 --> 00:58:42,689 And the night 1216 00:58:43,356 --> 00:58:45,792 The night is yours alone 1217 00:58:51,030 --> 00:58:52,428 When you're sure 1218 00:58:52,430 --> 00:58:55,001 - You've had enough - (SIGHS) 1219 00:58:56,535 --> 00:58:58,704 Of this life 1220 00:59:00,539 --> 00:59:02,609 Hang on 1221 00:59:06,278 --> 00:59:09,983 Don't let yourself go 1222 00:59:13,887 --> 00:59:17,557 'Cause everybody cries 1223 00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:26,629 And everybody hurts 1224 00:59:26,631 --> 00:59:28,031 - (WINDOW CREAKS) - (GASPS) 1225 00:59:28,033 --> 00:59:30,001 Sometimes 1226 00:59:30,003 --> 00:59:32,671 I shall be staying with you for a while. 1227 00:59:33,573 --> 00:59:37,411 (SINGING) Everybody hurts 1228 00:59:41,581 --> 00:59:42,813 MAN: (ON PHONE) If this doesn't work, 1229 00:59:42,815 --> 00:59:44,849 the next house we flip is gonna land on you. 1230 00:59:44,851 --> 00:59:46,050 Marty, listen to me. 1231 00:59:46,052 --> 00:59:48,654 Tomorrow, our finale will be the biggest half hour 1232 00:59:48,656 --> 00:59:50,389 your network has ever aired. 1233 00:59:50,391 --> 00:59:52,558 There's just one more thing to take care of. 1234 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,025 This better be good or you won't be able 1235 00:59:54,027 --> 00:59:55,261 to get a job as a doormat. 1236 00:59:55,263 --> 00:59:56,395 Yes, yes, yes. 1237 00:59:56,397 --> 00:59:59,866 I intend to bring the house down. 1238 01:00:02,502 --> 01:00:04,505 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1239 01:00:13,781 --> 01:00:15,447 SNOOP DOGG: (SINGING) When the pimp's in the crib ma 1240 01:00:15,449 --> 01:00:18,016 Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot 1241 01:00:18,018 --> 01:00:19,284 Drop it like it's hot 1242 01:00:19,286 --> 01:00:20,753 When the pigs try to get at you 1243 01:00:20,755 --> 01:00:23,253 Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot 1244 01:00:23,255 --> 01:00:24,422 Park it like it's hot 1245 01:00:24,424 --> 01:00:25,891 And if a... get a attitude 1246 01:00:25,893 --> 01:00:28,226 Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot 1247 01:00:28,228 --> 01:00:29,360 Pop it like it's hot 1248 01:00:29,362 --> 01:00:32,031 I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon 1249 01:00:32,033 --> 01:00:35,103 And I roll the best... 'cause I got it going on 1250 01:00:37,471 --> 01:00:38,906 (GONG CRASHES) 1251 01:00:40,273 --> 01:00:44,208 (DRONING) You rang? 1252 01:00:44,210 --> 01:00:46,677 It. Cousin. You made it! 1253 01:00:46,679 --> 01:00:47,811 (IT GIBBERS) 1254 01:00:47,813 --> 01:00:50,282 Please, come in. Make yourself at home. 1255 01:00:50,284 --> 01:00:52,052 (IT GIBBERING) 1256 01:00:52,887 --> 01:00:54,421 Where did she hide my phone? 1257 01:00:54,423 --> 01:00:55,921 I haven't been able 1258 01:00:55,923 --> 01:00:58,291 to post a photo of my lunch in almost three days! 1259 01:00:58,293 --> 01:01:00,792 And what about in there? 1260 01:01:00,794 --> 01:01:02,829 That's my mom's crafting room. 1261 01:01:02,831 --> 01:01:05,131 No one is allowed in there. 1262 01:01:05,133 --> 01:01:06,502 Then that's where it is. 1263 01:01:14,142 --> 01:01:15,511 Weird. 1264 01:01:22,284 --> 01:01:23,352 (LEVER CLICKS) 1265 01:01:28,523 --> 01:01:29,689 Whoa. 1266 01:01:29,691 --> 01:01:31,356 Hidden depths. 1267 01:01:31,358 --> 01:01:33,292 PARKER: What is this? 1268 01:01:33,294 --> 01:01:36,262 There's Mr. Haney making a sandwich. 1269 01:01:36,264 --> 01:01:38,997 And that guy trying to put a tiny tuxedo on his cat. 1270 01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,265 - MR. FLYNN: Sit still! - That's Mr. Flynn. 1271 01:01:40,267 --> 01:01:41,334 MR. FLYNN: Why are you being so difficult? 1272 01:01:41,336 --> 01:01:42,401 - (CAT YOWLS) - Trying to make you 1273 01:01:42,403 --> 01:01:44,003 - look handsome. - My money's on the cat. 1274 01:01:44,005 --> 01:01:46,705 And there's our science teacher, Ms. Gravely, 1275 01:01:46,707 --> 01:01:49,709 putting her underwear in the freezer? 1276 01:01:49,711 --> 01:01:53,044 My mom must have built hidden cameras 1277 01:01:53,046 --> 01:01:54,946 into all of the houses. 1278 01:01:54,948 --> 01:01:56,349 WEDNESDAY: She really is psycho. 1279 01:01:56,351 --> 01:01:57,486 - MARGAUX: Parker! - Whoa! 1280 01:01:58,852 --> 01:02:00,718 Hey, Mom. 1281 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,122 We were just looking for you. 1282 01:02:03,124 --> 01:02:07,196 What have I told you about Mommy's crafting room? 1283 01:02:08,897 --> 01:02:11,998 Sorry to do this, but standards must be upheld. 1284 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,504 Parker, someday you'll understand, and, Wednesday... 1285 01:02:15,036 --> 01:02:16,305 Well, anyway, Parker. 1286 01:02:18,674 --> 01:02:20,040 - (GRUNTING) - (DOOR RATTLES) 1287 01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:23,310 (SIGHS) My mom has a lair and a jail? 1288 01:02:23,312 --> 01:02:25,645 I knew I should have picked to live with my dad. 1289 01:02:25,647 --> 01:02:28,013 - We're gonna be on TV! - (EXCITED CHATTER) 1290 01:02:28,015 --> 01:02:29,183 Are we gonna be famous? 1291 01:02:29,185 --> 01:02:30,551 DENISE: Glenn, what do you want in the frame? 1292 01:02:30,553 --> 01:02:32,752 - Okay, everyone, listen up. - (WOMAN SHUSHING) 1293 01:02:32,754 --> 01:02:34,688 It's the last run-through before the finale, 1294 01:02:34,690 --> 01:02:36,891 so let's try this one last time, okay? 1295 01:02:36,893 --> 01:02:39,627 We're gonna shoot across the town square to the gazebo 1296 01:02:39,629 --> 01:02:41,360 where Margaux will make her grand entrance. 1297 01:02:41,362 --> 01:02:43,864 So everyone will be walking this direction 1298 01:02:43,866 --> 01:02:45,364 across the square. 1299 01:02:45,366 --> 01:02:47,167 Judy, you start here, 1300 01:02:47,169 --> 01:02:48,935 Ken, you're gonna follow Judy. 1301 01:02:48,937 --> 01:02:51,605 You can stand right here and... 1302 01:02:51,607 --> 01:02:54,009 Uh, is there a bathroom nearby? 1303 01:02:54,509 --> 01:02:56,044 (GASPS) Uh... 1304 01:02:59,214 --> 01:03:01,114 (HUSHED VOICE) Margaux, they're here! 1305 01:03:01,116 --> 01:03:02,717 MARGAUX: (ON PHONE) What are you talking about? 1306 01:03:02,719 --> 01:03:04,183 They're here! 1307 01:03:04,185 --> 01:03:06,420 The Addams family! 1308 01:03:06,422 --> 01:03:07,724 - (MAN EXCLAIMING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1309 01:03:11,292 --> 01:03:12,728 (MAN SCREAMING) 1310 01:03:16,598 --> 01:03:17,765 Pardon me. 1311 01:03:17,767 --> 01:03:18,901 (GLENN YELPS) 1312 01:03:19,403 --> 01:03:20,471 Excuse me. 1313 01:03:21,137 --> 01:03:22,302 What are we gonna do? 1314 01:03:22,304 --> 01:03:27,409 What we always do, Glenn. Help people. 1315 01:03:27,411 --> 01:03:30,577 "The Addams monsters are planning 1316 01:03:30,579 --> 01:03:34,448 "to attack the town tonight!" Exclamation point. 1317 01:03:34,450 --> 01:03:35,617 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1318 01:03:35,619 --> 01:03:38,289 "Meet at Margaux's house now." 1319 01:03:38,755 --> 01:03:40,457 Mmm? Oh. 1320 01:03:46,063 --> 01:03:48,764 Salutations, Addams. We're here! 1321 01:03:48,766 --> 01:03:51,798 Petunia, I love what you've done with your hair. 1322 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,501 Thanks, I just had it mowed. 1323 01:03:54,503 --> 01:03:56,970 Please, come in. Make yourself uncomfortable. 1324 01:03:56,972 --> 01:03:59,273 - Uncle Onion! - (VOCALIZES) 1325 01:03:59,275 --> 01:04:00,675 - It's been so long! - Voilà! 1326 01:04:00,677 --> 01:04:02,910 Yes, so disappointed to see you. 1327 01:04:02,912 --> 01:04:06,280 Ah, you always manage to bring a tear to my eye! 1328 01:04:06,282 --> 01:04:07,414 (KISSES LOUDLY) 1329 01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:10,151 Greetings, Dr. Flambe! How you doing? 1330 01:04:10,153 --> 01:04:12,287 - I'm on fire! - Good! 1331 01:04:12,289 --> 01:04:14,055 This party's gonna be lit! 1332 01:04:14,057 --> 01:04:15,993 Ah, Auntie Sloom. 1333 01:04:16,626 --> 01:04:18,925 Auntie Sloom! 1334 01:04:18,927 --> 01:04:23,664 You are as radiant as a barrel of nuclear waste. 1335 01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:26,636 Where is the boy? 1336 01:04:26,970 --> 01:04:28,035 Pugsley? 1337 01:04:28,037 --> 01:04:30,004 - (PUGSLEY GRUNTING) - Ah, there you are. 1338 01:04:30,006 --> 01:04:31,306 Come down and say hello 1339 01:04:31,308 --> 01:04:32,676 - to your Auntie Sloom. - Ahh! 1340 01:04:35,279 --> 01:04:39,982 Gomez, this tradition is not to be taken lightly. 1341 01:04:39,984 --> 01:04:43,150 I trust that the boy has been properly trained. 1342 01:04:43,152 --> 01:04:44,719 Yes, once you see how we've... 1343 01:04:44,721 --> 01:04:49,357 It's bad enough this Mazurka is taking place in New Jersey. 1344 01:04:49,359 --> 01:04:52,495 Now, where are the dregs? I'm thirsty. 1345 01:04:52,497 --> 01:04:54,497 MARGAUX: (ON MEGAPHONE) You've seen them! 1346 01:04:54,499 --> 01:04:57,799 You've heard the stories on Neighborhood Peeps! 1347 01:04:57,801 --> 01:05:02,203 Those Addams aren't people, they're monsters! 1348 01:05:02,205 --> 01:05:05,375 And now, there's an infestation of them! 1349 01:05:05,377 --> 01:05:08,710 They're here to destroy our beautiful community 1350 01:05:08,712 --> 01:05:09,911 and turn it into a place 1351 01:05:09,913 --> 01:05:12,381 that no Design Intervention can save! 1352 01:05:12,383 --> 01:05:14,884 Addams aren't wanted here! 1353 01:05:14,886 --> 01:05:16,719 They're monsters! They're all monsters! 1354 01:05:16,721 --> 01:05:19,821 We need to destroy them first! 1355 01:05:19,823 --> 01:05:21,725 Who's with me? 1356 01:05:22,593 --> 01:05:24,058 We'll be revealing Assimilation 1357 01:05:24,060 --> 01:05:26,261 and all of you to our audience in just an hour. 1358 01:05:26,263 --> 01:05:29,698 Our last chance to help these people is now. 1359 01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:33,201 Bill, John, do you still have that lovely catapult? 1360 01:05:33,203 --> 01:05:34,669 BILL AND JOHN: Yes, we do! 1361 01:05:34,671 --> 01:05:36,672 Are you sure about this? 1362 01:05:36,674 --> 01:05:38,540 MAN 1: We can't let them ruin our neighborhood! 1363 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:39,607 MAN 2: Let's do it! 1364 01:05:39,609 --> 01:05:41,011 WOMAN: I want them out! 1365 01:05:42,780 --> 01:05:45,981 No one torments my family but me. 1366 01:05:45,983 --> 01:05:47,286 Hair clip, please. 1367 01:05:48,186 --> 01:05:49,422 Okay. 1368 01:05:55,626 --> 01:05:56,628 (CLICKS) 1369 01:05:58,230 --> 01:06:01,065 - (GASPS) - Cage school 101. 1370 01:06:02,568 --> 01:06:03,633 HEAD ADDAMS: He'd better be ready 1371 01:06:03,635 --> 01:06:05,034 or Auntie Sloom will have his head! 1372 01:06:05,036 --> 01:06:06,436 FEMALE ADDAMS: He looks very small. 1373 01:06:06,438 --> 01:06:08,137 MALE ADDAMS 1: That kid's got some big shoes to fill. 1374 01:06:08,139 --> 01:06:09,940 MALE ADDAMS 2: I certainly hope the boy's ready. 1375 01:06:09,942 --> 01:06:12,474 Well, I'm not going easy on him. 1376 01:06:12,476 --> 01:06:14,480 (PLAYING UPBEAT SPOOKY MUSIC) 1377 01:06:22,487 --> 01:06:23,586 FESTER: Heads up. 1378 01:06:23,588 --> 01:06:25,121 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 1379 01:06:25,123 --> 01:06:26,789 Hey, alto, you're flat. 1380 01:06:26,791 --> 01:06:28,425 (IT GIBBERING) 1381 01:06:28,427 --> 01:06:29,929 (LAUGHTER) 1382 01:06:32,630 --> 01:06:33,963 Sloom. 1383 01:06:33,965 --> 01:06:36,400 - Sister. - Darling, I... 1384 01:06:36,402 --> 01:06:38,168 I know the last time we saw each other, 1385 01:06:38,170 --> 01:06:39,668 we had that horrible fight. 1386 01:06:39,670 --> 01:06:43,039 And I just wanted to tell you, from the bottom of my heart, 1387 01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:45,941 I won that fight! And I was glad I cheated! 1388 01:06:45,943 --> 01:06:49,979 You won? Still a sore loser, as always! 1389 01:06:49,981 --> 01:06:52,749 I want a rematch! Right here! Right now! 1390 01:06:52,751 --> 01:06:55,285 Auntie Sloom? Can I get you anything? 1391 01:06:55,287 --> 01:06:56,654 When's the Mazurka? 1392 01:06:56,656 --> 01:06:58,256 Soon, soon. 1393 01:06:58,258 --> 01:07:00,091 Our daughter Wednesday isn't here yet. 1394 01:07:00,093 --> 01:07:02,859 If your daughter can't be on time, 1395 01:07:02,861 --> 01:07:05,164 then we will begin without her! 1396 01:07:05,798 --> 01:07:08,431 Very well, Auntie Sloom. 1397 01:07:08,433 --> 01:07:09,502 (LAUGHING) 1398 01:07:11,837 --> 01:07:15,274 - Attention, please. Attention! - (GLASS CLINKS) 1399 01:07:16,475 --> 01:07:17,674 (CRUNCHES, GULPS) 1400 01:07:17,676 --> 01:07:20,611 The hour is upon us. 1401 01:07:20,613 --> 01:07:21,714 Places! 1402 01:07:32,459 --> 01:07:33,960 (PLAYING CEREMONIAL MUSIC ON ORGAN) 1403 01:07:35,461 --> 01:07:41,232 We gather today to witness my son, Pugsley Addams, 1404 01:07:41,234 --> 01:07:44,037 perform his Sabre Mazurka. 1405 01:07:44,736 --> 01:07:46,372 (ORGAN CONTINUES PLAYING) 1406 01:08:06,726 --> 01:08:10,329 He will begin with a reading from the Terror, 1407 01:08:10,331 --> 01:08:14,101 which commemorates our cries in battle. 1408 01:08:19,706 --> 01:08:20,908 (IT GIBBERS) 1409 01:08:21,574 --> 01:08:23,610 (WAILING HOWL) 1410 01:08:29,248 --> 01:08:30,250 (IT GIBBERS) 1411 01:08:32,119 --> 01:08:33,921 (HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING) 1412 01:08:36,056 --> 01:08:39,960 And now, the transition into manhood. 1413 01:08:41,061 --> 01:08:42,063 (IT GIBBERS) 1414 01:08:42,629 --> 01:08:43,728 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1415 01:08:43,730 --> 01:08:45,132 (STRAINING) 1416 01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:47,268 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1417 01:08:50,437 --> 01:08:52,105 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1418 01:08:57,744 --> 01:09:00,578 (CLEARS THROAT) And now, the Sabre Mazurka. 1419 01:09:00,580 --> 01:09:02,382 (EXCITED MURMURING) 1420 01:09:08,621 --> 01:09:09,923 Hold still. 1421 01:09:11,959 --> 01:09:14,326 The Addams mustache. 1422 01:09:14,328 --> 01:09:15,929 Now you're ready. 1423 01:09:18,231 --> 01:09:20,001 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1424 01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:42,090 (SWORD THUDS) 1425 01:09:47,495 --> 01:09:48,497 (CLANGING) 1426 01:09:49,798 --> 01:09:51,032 (ALL GASPING) 1427 01:09:57,037 --> 01:09:58,607 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1428 01:10:21,896 --> 01:10:22,995 (ALL GASP) 1429 01:10:22,997 --> 01:10:24,230 (MUSIC STOPS) 1430 01:10:24,232 --> 01:10:25,667 (GUESTS MURMURING) 1431 01:10:26,334 --> 01:10:27,402 GOMEZ: Pugsley? 1432 01:10:30,071 --> 01:10:31,672 I give up. 1433 01:10:31,674 --> 01:10:33,509 I can't do it, Pop. 1434 01:10:35,043 --> 01:10:36,244 GUESTS: Oh. 1435 01:10:38,881 --> 01:10:40,049 I'm sorry. 1436 01:10:40,983 --> 01:10:43,016 I let you down. 1437 01:10:43,018 --> 01:10:45,988 You haven't let me down, Pugsley. 1438 01:10:47,223 --> 01:10:48,989 I let you down. 1439 01:10:48,991 --> 01:10:50,691 I was so focused on doing things 1440 01:10:50,693 --> 01:10:52,491 the traditional way, 1441 01:10:52,493 --> 01:10:54,630 I forgot to let you be who you are. 1442 01:10:56,799 --> 01:10:58,201 (ALL GASPING) 1443 01:10:59,067 --> 01:11:00,133 MARGAUX: (ON MEGAPHONE) Hey! 1444 01:11:00,135 --> 01:11:04,038 Are ya ready for your Margaux makeover now? 1445 01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,339 It's Margaux. 1446 01:11:05,341 --> 01:11:06,706 She must have turned the whole town 1447 01:11:06,708 --> 01:11:08,342 into stark raving lunatics. 1448 01:11:08,344 --> 01:11:10,744 Well, I have to admit, I admire her work. 1449 01:11:10,746 --> 01:11:11,879 BILL: Let's do this thing! 1450 01:11:11,881 --> 01:11:13,714 It's locked and loaded, Margaux. 1451 01:11:13,716 --> 01:11:16,119 Let's go get 'em! We've had enough! 1452 01:11:16,684 --> 01:11:17,686 Fire! 1453 01:11:19,921 --> 01:11:21,357 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1454 01:11:22,623 --> 01:11:26,461 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 1455 01:11:29,599 --> 01:11:31,000 (PANICKED SCREAMING) 1456 01:11:32,934 --> 01:11:34,367 Pugsley! 1457 01:11:34,369 --> 01:11:37,437 What is the true meaning of the Mazurka? 1458 01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:39,940 It's about protecting our family 1459 01:11:39,942 --> 01:11:42,142 from those who would do us harm! 1460 01:11:42,144 --> 01:11:45,549 Go ahead. Show 'em what you're good at. 1461 01:11:46,115 --> 01:11:47,917 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1462 01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:54,289 All we have to do is pull down the side walls! 1463 01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:56,322 ROCK MAFIA: (SINGING) You shouldn't mess with me 1464 01:11:56,324 --> 01:11:58,559 You don't wanna mess with me 1465 01:11:58,561 --> 01:12:02,332 'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family 1466 01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:05,500 (GUESTS SCREAMING) 1467 01:12:05,502 --> 01:12:08,370 Everyone, follow my boy! 1468 01:12:08,372 --> 01:12:09,640 (PUGSLEY CHUCKLING) 1469 01:12:13,443 --> 01:12:14,610 Hey, guys! 1470 01:12:17,646 --> 01:12:18,948 (SCREAMING) 1471 01:12:22,685 --> 01:12:24,053 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 1472 01:12:31,627 --> 01:12:35,298 ROCK MAFIA: You might think that we are all loco 1473 01:12:39,802 --> 01:12:43,640 But this family is about to go global 1474 01:12:49,645 --> 01:12:51,113 MARGAUX: Fire! 1475 01:12:51,648 --> 01:12:52,916 (ALL WHIMPER) 1476 01:12:53,550 --> 01:12:55,786 Shakalaka bang, baby! 1477 01:13:02,893 --> 01:13:04,726 Quick! Out this way! 1478 01:13:04,728 --> 01:13:06,063 (ALL MURMURING) 1479 01:13:07,932 --> 01:13:09,364 (ALL GASPING) 1480 01:13:09,366 --> 01:13:11,201 Pop, I'm out of ammo! 1481 01:13:12,869 --> 01:13:14,470 We're trapped! 1482 01:13:14,472 --> 01:13:15,907 (RUMBLING) 1483 01:13:17,374 --> 01:13:19,042 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1484 01:13:29,820 --> 01:13:31,188 (ALL YELP) 1485 01:13:36,694 --> 01:13:38,493 Hope I'm not crashing the party. 1486 01:13:38,495 --> 01:13:39,595 PUGSLEY: Wednesday! 1487 01:13:39,597 --> 01:13:40,895 - Yeah! - (ALL SIGH) 1488 01:13:40,897 --> 01:13:42,766 Ichabod, quick, lower your branches! 1489 01:13:45,535 --> 01:13:47,204 Everyone, grab on! 1490 01:14:06,056 --> 01:14:07,960 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMS AND MURMUR) 1491 01:14:10,428 --> 01:14:15,498 Margaux Needler never stops until the project is complete. 1492 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,902 (MARGAUX LAUGHING) 1493 01:14:18,970 --> 01:14:20,305 PUGSLEY: Fire in the hole! 1494 01:14:20,906 --> 01:14:22,070 (MARGAUX GASPS) 1495 01:14:22,072 --> 01:14:23,573 Mazurka! 1496 01:14:23,575 --> 01:14:25,110 (GUESTS CHEERING) 1497 01:14:26,977 --> 01:14:28,410 MORTICIA: Is everyone all right? 1498 01:14:28,412 --> 01:14:31,083 No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived? 1499 01:14:33,885 --> 01:14:35,387 (ALL SIGH IN RELIEF) 1500 01:14:37,155 --> 01:14:41,324 My little raven, I'm so happy you returned. 1501 01:14:41,326 --> 01:14:42,925 Of course I came back. 1502 01:14:42,927 --> 01:14:43,993 I knew there was no way 1503 01:14:43,995 --> 01:14:45,494 you were going to save yourselves. 1504 01:14:45,496 --> 01:14:47,931 You are like weak baby squirrels. 1505 01:14:47,933 --> 01:14:49,435 (GUESTS GROANING) 1506 01:14:51,803 --> 01:14:53,037 (RELIEVED CHATTER) 1507 01:15:01,013 --> 01:15:02,113 WEDNESDAY: Socrates. 1508 01:15:04,314 --> 01:15:06,919 Eight legs, nine lives. 1509 01:15:09,286 --> 01:15:11,456 GOMEZ: You were right, cara mia. 1510 01:15:12,324 --> 01:15:13,925 People can be cruel. 1511 01:15:14,858 --> 01:15:16,258 What have we done? 1512 01:15:16,260 --> 01:15:18,794 They're just a family. 1513 01:15:18,796 --> 01:15:19,962 MARGAUX: A family? 1514 01:15:19,964 --> 01:15:22,098 Oh, please! They're a bunch of monsters! 1515 01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:24,535 Don't go soft on me, people. 1516 01:15:24,537 --> 01:15:26,803 I will relish hounding you 1517 01:15:26,805 --> 01:15:29,039 until that nuclear waste dump of a house is gone 1518 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:31,874 and your mutant family along with it! Ah! 1519 01:15:31,876 --> 01:15:34,945 Be careful what you wish for, Ms. Needler. 1520 01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:38,852 My family and I will never run from the likes of you again. 1521 01:15:42,220 --> 01:15:43,822 (GASPS, STAMMERS) 1522 01:15:44,489 --> 01:15:46,457 Deep breath, Margaux. 1523 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:48,191 Okay, I have a finale to shoot. 1524 01:15:48,193 --> 01:15:49,826 Parker, let's go. 1525 01:15:49,828 --> 01:15:52,061 PARKER: I'm not going anywhere with you. 1526 01:15:52,063 --> 01:15:53,364 I'm staying with my friend. 1527 01:15:53,366 --> 01:15:54,731 MARGAUX: Your friend? 1528 01:15:54,733 --> 01:15:56,667 Parker, these people are freaks. 1529 01:15:56,669 --> 01:15:58,668 If they're freaks, then I'm a freak. 1530 01:15:58,670 --> 01:16:00,704 And so are all of you. 1531 01:16:00,706 --> 01:16:01,838 Exhibit A. 1532 01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:05,575 Ms. Gravely, you put your underwear in the freezer. 1533 01:16:05,577 --> 01:16:07,578 Hey, it's refreshing, okay? 1534 01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:09,746 Exhibit B. Trudy Pickering. 1535 01:16:09,748 --> 01:16:12,016 You sit on the toilet backwards. 1536 01:16:12,018 --> 01:16:14,584 Well, where else am I supposed to put my arms? 1537 01:16:14,586 --> 01:16:16,587 Wait, how did you know that? 1538 01:16:16,589 --> 01:16:20,591 Because your houses have been infested with Needler-Vision. 1539 01:16:20,593 --> 01:16:23,326 She has hidden cameras everywhere. 1540 01:16:23,328 --> 01:16:24,395 - What? - (ALL GASP) 1541 01:16:24,397 --> 01:16:27,063 WEDNESDAY: And watches you all of the time. 1542 01:16:27,065 --> 01:16:28,164 In my private time? 1543 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:29,232 MAN: That is creepy, actually. 1544 01:16:29,234 --> 01:16:31,834 - What else has she seen? - That is over the line! 1545 01:16:31,836 --> 01:16:33,004 - MARGAUX: Shut up! - (ALL GASP) 1546 01:16:33,006 --> 01:16:36,375 Listen, you lemmings! This is my town. 1547 01:16:36,377 --> 01:16:39,111 You are nothing but a bunch of extras. 1548 01:16:39,113 --> 01:16:42,847 We are going to march down that hill and do a live show. 1549 01:16:42,849 --> 01:16:44,516 I expect you to convince 1550 01:16:44,518 --> 01:16:47,018 those brainless peons out there in the audience 1551 01:16:47,020 --> 01:16:49,553 that this is the perfect place to buy a house, 1552 01:16:49,555 --> 01:16:52,223 or none of you will be living here much longer. 1553 01:16:52,225 --> 01:16:53,892 - Do you hear me? - Actually, Mom, 1554 01:16:53,894 --> 01:16:55,626 everyone can hear you. 1555 01:16:55,628 --> 01:16:57,795 You've been live this whole time. 1556 01:16:57,797 --> 01:17:01,266 Three million people are watching you right now. 1557 01:17:01,268 --> 01:17:03,268 The real you, for a change. 1558 01:17:03,270 --> 01:17:05,803 Please, what do I care what a bunch of bloggers think? 1559 01:17:05,805 --> 01:17:06,905 GLENN: Margaux? 1560 01:17:06,907 --> 01:17:07,973 (YELLS) What? 1561 01:17:07,975 --> 01:17:09,641 It's the network. 1562 01:17:09,643 --> 01:17:11,776 They're taking your show off the air. 1563 01:17:11,778 --> 01:17:12,943 What? 1564 01:17:12,945 --> 01:17:15,379 No. I'll be... I'll be bankrupt. 1565 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:16,814 Who will buy all these houses? 1566 01:17:16,816 --> 01:17:19,750 Okay, watch this. Now's my chance. 1567 01:17:19,752 --> 01:17:23,554 Excuse me, (CLEARS THROAT) I just tooted. 1568 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,557 Furthermore, I think I can help you 1569 01:17:25,559 --> 01:17:27,092 get rid of those houses. 1570 01:17:27,094 --> 01:17:29,160 - What are you talking about? - Well, my dear, 1571 01:17:29,162 --> 01:17:32,062 you've got a bunch of houses you need to get rid of, 1572 01:17:32,064 --> 01:17:34,667 and I've got a bunch of family I need to get rid of. 1573 01:17:35,336 --> 01:17:36,800 WOMAN: Hello? 1574 01:17:36,802 --> 01:17:39,571 Excuse me. I'm Trudy. 1575 01:17:39,573 --> 01:17:43,642 Trudy Pickering. We... We never officially met... 1576 01:17:43,644 --> 01:17:46,077 Ah, yes. The toilet woman. 1577 01:17:46,079 --> 01:17:47,278 Right. 1578 01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:52,117 Listen, uh, please, give us a chance to make it right. 1579 01:17:52,119 --> 01:17:55,789 Let us have our own design intervention. 1580 01:17:56,790 --> 01:17:57,857 WEDNESDAY: Mother, 1581 01:17:57,859 --> 01:18:00,325 I spent time with these people, 1582 01:18:00,327 --> 01:18:04,295 and it is true, they are odd. 1583 01:18:04,297 --> 01:18:05,997 But we shouldn't judge them 1584 01:18:05,999 --> 01:18:08,001 just because they're different. 1585 01:18:08,003 --> 01:18:09,600 (SOFT MURMURING) 1586 01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:11,304 (HUMMING) 1587 01:18:11,306 --> 01:18:12,941 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1588 01:18:19,012 --> 01:18:20,181 (CHUCKLES) 1589 01:18:22,484 --> 01:18:23,885 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 1590 01:18:24,319 --> 01:18:25,887 (WOMAN EXCLAIMS) 1591 01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:32,323 - Have a wonderful day! - ONION: Whoo-hoo. 1592 01:18:32,325 --> 01:18:33,392 MALE ADDAMS: And there you are. 1593 01:18:33,394 --> 01:18:34,628 - Bye-bye. - WOMAN: Thanks! Bye! 1594 01:18:40,368 --> 01:18:42,001 Well, hello there! 1595 01:18:42,003 --> 01:18:44,804 Howdy, neighbor. How's the new house? 1596 01:18:44,806 --> 01:18:48,506 Oh, I love it. I hope you brought your umbrellas. 1597 01:18:48,508 --> 01:18:52,344 Oh, you put in a typhoon. What a great idea. 1598 01:18:52,346 --> 01:18:54,246 Don't forget the gift basket, silly. 1599 01:18:54,248 --> 01:18:55,648 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1600 01:18:55,650 --> 01:18:58,051 We got scented embalming fluid, 1601 01:18:58,053 --> 01:19:00,820 toes, teeth, a fruitcake, 1602 01:19:00,822 --> 01:19:03,524 rat bait, got some dried apricots... 1603 01:19:03,526 --> 01:19:04,757 (CHUCKLES) 1604 01:19:04,759 --> 01:19:07,694 He's like training a puppy, adorable but tiresome. 1605 01:19:07,696 --> 01:19:09,697 She's the woman of my dreams! 1606 01:19:09,699 --> 01:19:12,364 Her breath is like a baby's diaper. 1607 01:19:12,366 --> 01:19:14,768 (GIGGLES) Fester, stop! 1608 01:19:14,770 --> 01:19:18,238 Who would have thought a guy like me, a total zero, 1609 01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:21,507 would have ended up with you, an also zero? 1610 01:19:21,509 --> 01:19:23,445 Well, do come in! 1611 01:19:26,281 --> 01:19:29,615 SLOOM: Now, with the house rebuilt, Pugsley, 1612 01:19:29,617 --> 01:19:33,888 we can throw you the celebration you deserve! 1613 01:19:34,723 --> 01:19:38,561 You are Addams through and through. 1614 01:19:39,928 --> 01:19:41,764 (ALL APPLAUDING AND CHEERING) 1615 01:19:56,410 --> 01:20:00,382 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 1616 01:20:01,383 --> 01:20:04,050 Oh, how lovely. The spirit's home. 1617 01:20:04,052 --> 01:20:07,255 Finally, back to normal. 1618 01:20:08,456 --> 01:20:10,227 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1619 01:20:13,295 --> 01:20:14,628 We did good. 1620 01:20:14,630 --> 01:20:16,566 I won't tell anyone if you don't. 1621 01:20:18,835 --> 01:20:20,404 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1622 01:20:21,838 --> 01:20:23,840 (ADDAMS FAMILY THEME PLAYING) 1623 01:20:28,444 --> 01:20:29,446 (RHYTHMIC SNAPPING) 1624 01:20:35,852 --> 01:20:37,918 (MAN SINGING) 1625 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,854 They're creepy And they're kooky 1626 01:20:39,856 --> 01:20:41,855 Mysterious and spooky 1627 01:20:41,857 --> 01:20:43,857 They're altogether ooky 1628 01:20:43,859 --> 01:20:45,329 The Addams family 1629 01:20:45,928 --> 01:20:47,829 There house is a museum 1630 01:20:47,831 --> 01:20:49,830 Where people come to see 'em 1631 01:20:49,832 --> 01:20:51,833 They really are a scream 1632 01:20:51,835 --> 01:20:53,270 The Addams family 1633 01:20:54,437 --> 01:20:55,439 - (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) - MAN: Neat. 1634 01:20:56,472 --> 01:20:57,474 - (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) - Sweet. 1635 01:21:00,343 --> 01:21:01,708 - (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) - Petite. 1636 01:21:01,710 --> 01:21:03,677 So get a witch's shawl on 1637 01:21:03,679 --> 01:21:05,680 A broomstick You can crawl on 1638 01:21:05,682 --> 01:21:07,681 We're gonna pay a call on 1639 01:21:07,683 --> 01:21:10,319 The Addams family 1640 01:21:11,187 --> 01:21:12,352 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1641 01:21:12,354 --> 01:21:13,787 MIGOS: (SINGING) Family, family 1642 01:21:13,789 --> 01:21:15,823 I'd go to war for my family 1643 01:21:15,825 --> 01:21:18,694 Ups and downs Wrong or right, it's family 1644 01:21:19,461 --> 01:21:20,528 They think that we crazy 1645 01:21:20,530 --> 01:21:22,731 They say that we crazy, can't handle it 1646 01:21:22,733 --> 01:21:26,468 My back on the wall Who I'mma call, my family 1647 01:21:26,470 --> 01:21:29,938 We different, we stick out Wig out, bug out 1648 01:21:29,940 --> 01:21:31,706 Pop out, hop out Go 1649 01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:33,474 Ball out, hey Show out 1650 01:21:33,476 --> 01:21:34,709 A'ight, this a party 1651 01:21:34,711 --> 01:21:37,044 Let's not make a problem No! 1652 01:21:37,046 --> 01:21:40,583 Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me 1653 01:21:40,585 --> 01:21:43,485 You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing 1654 01:21:43,487 --> 01:21:46,157 ROCK MAFIA: The wrong way, so you better think twice 1655 01:21:47,524 --> 01:21:50,892 You shouldn't mess with me You don't want to mess with me 1656 01:21:50,894 --> 01:21:54,362 'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family 1657 01:21:54,364 --> 01:21:55,763 You shouldn't mess with me 1658 01:21:55,765 --> 01:21:57,098 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You don't want to mess with me 1659 01:21:57,100 --> 01:21:58,232 MIGOS: No! 1660 01:21:58,234 --> 01:21:59,434 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: 'Cause if you mess with me 1661 01:21:59,436 --> 01:22:01,270 You're messing with my family 1662 01:22:01,272 --> 01:22:04,572 Ay, ay, ay, ay 1663 01:22:04,574 --> 01:22:08,011 ROCK MAFIA: You might think that we are all loco 1664 01:22:08,711 --> 01:22:10,379 Ay, ay, ay 1665 01:22:10,381 --> 01:22:11,746 MIGOS: Don't mess with my family 1666 01:22:11,748 --> 01:22:14,749 ROCK MAFIA: But this family about to go global 1667 01:22:14,751 --> 01:22:15,919 MIGOS: We blowin' up! 1668 01:22:18,188 --> 01:22:19,290 ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah 1669 01:22:20,056 --> 01:22:21,188 Yeah, yeah 1670 01:22:21,190 --> 01:22:22,926 (KAROL G SINGING IN SPANISH) 1671 01:22:36,074 --> 01:22:37,240 MIGOS: (IN ENGLISH) Don't mess with my family 1672 01:22:37,242 --> 01:22:39,875 A'ight, this a party Let's not make a problem 1673 01:22:39,877 --> 01:22:41,076 No! 1674 01:22:41,078 --> 01:22:43,612 Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me 1675 01:22:43,614 --> 01:22:46,749 You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing 1676 01:22:46,751 --> 01:22:47,916 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: The wrong way 1677 01:22:47,918 --> 01:22:49,454 So you better think twice 1678 01:22:50,989 --> 01:22:52,621 ROCK MAFIA: You shouldn't mess with me 1679 01:22:52,623 --> 01:22:54,456 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You don't wanna mess with me 1680 01:22:54,458 --> 01:22:55,892 ROCK MAFIA: 'Cause if you mess with me 1681 01:22:55,894 --> 01:22:58,060 You're messing with my family 1682 01:22:58,062 --> 01:22:59,595 You shouldn't mess with me 1683 01:22:59,597 --> 01:23:01,597 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You don't wanna mess with me 1684 01:23:01,599 --> 01:23:04,970 'Cause if you mess with me, you're messing with my family 1685 01:23:07,504 --> 01:23:08,739 ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah, yeah 1686 01:23:09,975 --> 01:23:11,944 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You're messing with my family 1687 01:23:14,178 --> 01:23:15,980 KAROL G: Yeah ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah, yeah 1688 01:23:17,516 --> 01:23:18,613 MIGOS: Don't mess with my family 1689 01:23:18,615 --> 01:23:19,682 No! 1690 01:23:19,684 --> 01:23:22,184 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: Ay, ay, ay, ay 1691 01:23:22,186 --> 01:23:23,353 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You might think 1692 01:23:23,355 --> 01:23:25,624 That we are all loco 1693 01:23:26,423 --> 01:23:29,424 Ay, ay, ay 1694 01:23:29,426 --> 01:23:30,593 But this family 1695 01:23:30,595 --> 01:23:32,361 About to go global 1696 01:23:32,363 --> 01:23:33,461 (MUSIC TEMPO INCREASES) 1697 01:23:33,463 --> 01:23:35,164 MIGOS: They say that we mean Mean 1698 01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:36,999 They say that we rude Rude 1699 01:23:37,001 --> 01:23:38,800 They say we got problems Problems 1700 01:23:38,802 --> 01:23:40,637 But we say it's cool 1701 01:23:40,639 --> 01:23:42,004 Family, family 1702 01:23:42,006 --> 01:23:44,206 I'd go to war for my family 1703 01:23:44,208 --> 01:23:47,344 Ups and downs Wrong or right, it's family 1704 01:23:47,346 --> 01:23:50,648 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: Ay, ay, ay, ay 1705 01:23:50,650 --> 01:23:53,016 You might think that we are all loco 1706 01:23:53,018 --> 01:23:54,684 MIGOS: Don't mess with my family 1707 01:23:54,686 --> 01:23:57,621 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: Ay, ay, ay, 1708 01:23:57,623 --> 01:24:00,823 But this family is about to go global 1709 01:24:00,825 --> 01:24:01,994 (SONG ENDS) 1710 01:24:02,695 --> 01:24:04,731 (SPOOKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1711 01:24:09,535 --> 01:24:10,800 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: (SINGING) There's no bell 1712 01:24:10,802 --> 01:24:12,538 When you call for me 1713 01:24:13,704 --> 01:24:17,806 You'll be falling for miles 1714 01:24:17,808 --> 01:24:21,644 I'm bewitched by your misery 1715 01:24:21,646 --> 01:24:26,183 (CHUCKLES) But I love it when you smile 1716 01:24:26,185 --> 01:24:29,088 Let me know what you want from me 1717 01:24:30,422 --> 01:24:34,091 Whisper "love" in my ears 1718 01:24:34,093 --> 01:24:37,163 Before you try to get your hooks in me 1719 01:24:38,931 --> 01:24:43,065 I should warn you, my dear 1720 01:24:43,067 --> 01:24:46,569 My heart is a haunted house 1721 01:24:46,571 --> 01:24:50,774 Once you're in, you ain't getting out 1722 01:24:50,776 --> 01:24:54,610 It's the trap you've been waiting for 1723 01:24:54,612 --> 01:24:58,381 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors 1724 01:24:58,383 --> 01:25:01,522 No escaping the way you feel 1725 01:25:02,955 --> 01:25:06,524 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real 1726 01:25:06,526 --> 01:25:09,129 My, my, my heart 1727 01:25:10,263 --> 01:25:14,431 M-m-m-my heart is a haunted 1728 01:25:14,433 --> 01:25:15,969 CHOIR: Haunted house 1729 01:25:21,808 --> 01:25:25,776 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Watch yourself when you walk to me 1730 01:25:25,778 --> 01:25:29,646 Careful where your heart treads 1731 01:25:29,648 --> 01:25:33,119 Suddenly, you'll be in too deep 1732 01:25:34,754 --> 01:25:38,256 You'll be caught up in my web 1733 01:25:38,258 --> 01:25:40,628 You will think of me constantly 1734 01:25:42,128 --> 01:25:44,898 And it will drive you insane 1735 01:25:45,965 --> 01:25:49,303 Like the tattoo you can't remove 1736 01:25:50,637 --> 01:25:55,139 Like the blood in your veins 1737 01:25:55,141 --> 01:25:58,743 My heart is a haunted house 1738 01:25:58,745 --> 01:26:02,913 Once you're in, you ain't getting out 1739 01:26:02,915 --> 01:26:06,851 It's the trap you've been waiting for 1740 01:26:06,853 --> 01:26:10,120 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors 1741 01:26:10,122 --> 01:26:13,260 There's no escaping the way you feel 1742 01:26:14,929 --> 01:26:18,597 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real 1743 01:26:18,599 --> 01:26:20,502 My, my, my heart 1744 01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:28,042 - M-m-m-my heart is a haunted - CHOIR: Haunted house 1745 01:26:30,678 --> 01:26:33,913 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Yeah 1746 01:26:33,915 --> 01:26:37,218 - It's a haunted house - CHOIR: Haunted house 117686

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