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I can't feel my face. That means it's
working.
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It's good for your pores.
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I think it means I'm dying.
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No, I saw it on TikTok.
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You have to leave it on until it stings.
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And then what? My skin falls off? Don't
really laugh. It's falling.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Get
it! Get it! Don't move! Don't move! Why
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do I have to get it? Look at the man in
the house go!
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Okay, well, that's success. Okay, it's a
cockroach shell. It's a good privacy
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system. Modern women don't like to admit
they want a knight in shining armor.
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Dad, hurry up!
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But when a cockroach is involved, any
man with a paper towel and a foot is
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fine. Wait, you can't kill it.
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What do you want me to do then?
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Like, usher it out.
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Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
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I killed her. It's dead.
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No!
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I want to settle down.
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I want to settle down.
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Won't you settle down? Harry has never
seen herself as a damsel in distress.
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What about this thing on the weekend?
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End of year, tennis and brunch.
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Oh, no, absolutely not. Why is that in
your eye, Cal?
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Fucking Stella.
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Yeah, but what is it, though?
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Okay, every year my boss's boss,
Richard, flies up from Queenstown to his
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other mansion to pretend he gives a shit
about the Auckland office, and everyone
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has to play tennis and eat tiny
sandwiches while Danny tongue-punches
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Richard's ego.
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Honestly, it sounds fun.
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Yeah, it sounds like what Satan makes
you do in hell. Plus, it's a couples
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-only shindig, and I'm never banned.
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We should go. Like, actually, we should
go.
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I'm sorry.
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Have you had a stroke? Can you smell
toast?
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Harry, think about it.
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Networking, small talk, casual sports
where there's no pressure to be good.
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It's actually my Olympics.
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Okay.
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I don't want to see Danny, and I don't
want to have to play tennis, like, just
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to get a promotion.
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Why? It's way better than working hard
for it. Plus, I'm excellent at tennis.
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You've never played tennis in your life.
Well, I've seen Wimbledon. It can't be
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that hard. But Sal, nailing small talk
with her boss, might be the equivalent
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of saving her from a dragon.
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I guess.
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Okay, this needs to stop. You're
actually going to rip your finger off.
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Good, then I can't hold a racket.
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We're going to be fine. You're
catastrophizing. I am appropriately
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catastrophizing, okay?
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All right. These people have actual
tennis courts in their houses. They
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summer places as a verb.
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So? So I summer in my apartment with a
desk fan pointed at my crotch. They're
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not my people, okay?
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You're going to thank me later, okay?
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You've just got to trust me.
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Do you trust me?
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Kind of.
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You know you want to.
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No. Come on.
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Come on.
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No. Ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?
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And... Listen to me, I'm feeling afraid
Of something
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in my life that is wrong You're trying
to tell me that
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I'm okay Don't worry because I am strong
And you.
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And now you.
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It's hard sometimes, but remember that
I'm only human.
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Get it, girl. And the things that I face
are the same things that you can help
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me to overcome.
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I don't want nobody else. I don't need
somebody else to tell me about
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love. I am strong on my own.
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But if you think you can tell me why the
things I'm doing is going wrong,
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it's just me getting stronger.
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Oh, what? Oh!
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Yo, what up?
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Bro, you going to a rich white person's
house?
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Yeah, yeah, it's for Harry's work
schmooze thing. Have you not seen Get
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Out? You're literally the perfect
victim. Brown, educated, all your teeth.
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Bye, Fosse.
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Harry, listen.
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If they have a gazebo, run. You can't
trust a white family with a gazebo.
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Now this I completely agree with. Oh, my
God, Fosse.
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If they have a brown housekeeper, get
the fuck out immediately.
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Okay, now you're being ridiculous.
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Okay. Cool. Bye, Fosse. Love you.
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Bye. Oh,
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my God.
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Thanks. Thanks for doing this for me. I
do really appreciate it.
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Don't mention it.
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Also, we totally missed the town. Yeah,
yeah, I really felt like we've got too
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far. Yeah, we gotta go back to the city.
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Holy shit.
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Okay, we can still leave. Say we've got,
like, food poisoning or something.
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Come on, we're here. We're doing this,
okay?
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We do not belong here.
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How much do you think a place like this
is worth?
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Ten mil?
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Twenty mil? I have no idea. You must be
Harriet.
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And this must be Selman. Welcome.
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Richard's been looking forward to
meeting you. I'll take you there.
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They have a brown housekeeper.
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She seems lovely.
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She seems trapped in servitude.
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We have to save her.
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Richard's just finishing a call, but can
I get you anything?
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Water? Wine?
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No, no, no, that's fine. You don't have
to serve us or anyone ever, actually.
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Well, let me know if you change your
mind.
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I won't. Harriet?
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Yeah, that's me.
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Yes.
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Finally.
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Danny's been hiding you.
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Oh, please call me Harry.
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Okay, Harry.
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Yeah. You must be the new husband, Sal.
I am. I am the new husband.
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Where have you been hiding him? Behind a
dental dam, mostly.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm a dentist. Oh. Yeah.
I've got this crown that's making a bit
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of a ticking sound. Is that normal?
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You don't have to answer that now. Hey,
don't tell me what to do, Richard. I'll
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answer when I want to.
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All right. Okay.
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Harry's managed to avoid the other
woman, a.k.a. Sarah, until this moment.
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Somehow she looks even better six months
pregnant.
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You're here.
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Yeah, what can I say? We love tennis.
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This is Sal. This is my husband, Sal.
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Denny, I'm Harry's boss.
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Yeah, yeah, she's told me a lot about
you. Uh-huh. All good, I assume?
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Just a lot.
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Lovely to meet you, Harry.
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You too, Sarah.
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Danny tells me that you're a great
writer.
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Oh, does he?
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Well, sort of. But congratulations on
the baby.
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Yeah, that's the word I was looking for.
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That little detail, however, Harry had
failed to mention to Sal. Yeah, wow, you
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are uber-pregnant.
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I'm actually only six months.
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Oh, right. Danny and I go way back.
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We actually went to primary school
together.
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It was also at his fifth birthday party.
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He sat on his chair during the piñata.
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I'm not afraid of a piñata, Richard.
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Yeah, well, you tried for two hours
after, you pussy.
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Hey, we've all been there, man.
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Yeah.
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Shall we?
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Please let me take your jacket.
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No, that's not necessary.
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You don't need to take my jacket. I'll
just keep it. I'll keep it, or I'll burn
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it, or... Give her the jacket.
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Put it in the cloakroom. Thank you so
much. Thank you so much for all that you
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do for humanity and for jackets and
cardigans.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, hi, Sola.
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I cannot believe that you are here.
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Yeah. Did you never come to these
things? No. Is this him, your husband?
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Yeah, this is him. This is Sal. You are
gorgeous.
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Your babies are going to be stunning.
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Like caramel macchiato.
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I don't quite know what that means.
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Just that your baby can make a lot of
money online.
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Oh, cool. Cool.
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I like your hair. Stop.
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It's not mine, but that's nice. He's so
nice. Why is he so nice? I don't know. I
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think it's a medical condition.
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Okay. Stop pissing about.
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Game's about to start. Every couple
eventually has to face their first
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battle together.
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This was Harry and Sal.
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All right. You know the rules?
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Yes or no questions only.
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And answers, right?
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Yeah. Right? Okay, I'm going to go
first.
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Am I alive?
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Yeah. Am I American?
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Yeah. Am I Steve Jobs? No.
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Is he?
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Yeah. All right, Sarah, your turn. Okay.
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Am I female?
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Yeah. European?
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Yeah. In politics?
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Yeah. Currently in power?
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No. Merkel?
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Yeah. I knew it. I knew it. At school,
Sarah's career advisor recommended she
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either become a nuclear physicist or run
an organized crime syndicate. Harry,
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you're up. Oh, um...
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Okay, am I a man?
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No.
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Okay.
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Sorry, I don't know. Greg, you go.
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Am I an athlete?
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No, obviously.
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Why is that obviously, Janet? Just no.
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Jesus. Someone else?
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Am I in music?
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Yes. Well done.
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Am I Beyonce?
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No, that's Richard.
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Oh, you can't say that. Now he knows
what he is.
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Okay, my turn.
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Am I Beyonce?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Boom. I always get Beyonce.
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Oh, cool.
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That's awesome.
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All right, come on, Sal. Your turn.
Hurry up. Oh, okay.
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Yes or no.
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Do I have a job? Not really. Not really.
Not maybe.
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Oh, okay. So I'm a royal.
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I mean, I'm not.
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What? Kind of. Look, it's all muddy,
man. I'm going to go, okay?
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Do people respect me?
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Women definitely don't. Sarah is
absolutely talking about Danny.
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I'm getting a big yes from here, a big
no from here. I'm going to go Tiger
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Woods.
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No.
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All right.
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I am fucking bored.
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Let's go play some tennis.
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Let's go.
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We didn't really finish the game.
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Okay.
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You're Monica Lewinsky, by the way.
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Am I American at least?
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You're Serbian.
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Oh, okay. Am I Novak Djokovic?
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No, Greg.
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You committed genocide.
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What? You're a war criminal, Greg.
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Oh, am I good at art? No, dumbass. That
was Hitler. You're Slobodan Milosevic.
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Take the fucking post-it off. Marriage
is not unlike a job. You have to clock
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in every day and do the work. We started
off like you.
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It'll change.
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Janet and Greg went on a lunch break in
2017 and never came back.
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It's been a long time since anything got
Slobodan, I can tell you that much.
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Oh.
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Play some fucking tennis. Sometimes,
till death do us part, is more of a goal
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than a vow.
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You need shade?
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Oh, come on.
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I think I'm already burnt.
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Jeez, that was fast.
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Don't worry, though.
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This'll be over with pronto.
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All right. Hope you're ready, Tal.
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Let's talk more play, Danny.
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Oh. Okay.
251
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Surely she shouldn't be playing. Hey,
look.
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We know what we're doing, okay? We
really don't. Well, then let's take it.
253
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It's our superpower, baby. Oh, God.
254
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Let's play tennis, motherfucker!
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Yes,
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baby!
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All right, next one, next one, next one.
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Nice birdie.
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You almost got that one, Sal.
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Almost got that one.
261
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I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine, keep
going.
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I got it, I got it.
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Oh, come on.
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Boom.
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How long have you been playing?
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11 minutes. Oh, God, I'm going to peel
like a snake.
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'm out of here. Okay.
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We can do it.
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Stay deep in it. Now watch me do my
dance. I'm the player of the day.
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Come on.
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Go,
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go, go.
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Danny,
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stop mucking around for it.
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Harry, match point. You got this. I
absolutely do not got this. Just channel
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your inner Serena Williams.
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00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:33,890
I don't have an inner Serena Williams. I
have an inner Kathy Griffin. Okay,
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that's fine. Channel her, then.
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A great husband backs you up. They're
your ultimate teammates, helping you to
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access a power you didn't know you had.
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Never mind.
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Oh, my God.
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The fuck, Harry?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. I'm
so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Baby, are you okay?
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Should we get some help? Sal, you're a
doctor. Of teeth. I'm a doctor of teeth.
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I thought you were joking. Everyone, I'm
fine. I just, I'm gonna need a minute.
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Sarah, I didn't, I didn't mean to.
You've done enough.
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I'm a monster.
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No, no, you're not a monster. It's just
a really unfortunate direct hit.
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Hey, uh, you know what?
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Forget doubles.
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Let's go one-on-one.
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You know? Mano en mano.
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Right now, Denny? Or are you scared? Why
would I be scared? Yeah, I reckon he's
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scared. Yeah.
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Maybe he's scared.
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You know what, Denny?
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Fine. Let's go.
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Okay. Okay.
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You ready, Doctor?
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Bring it on, top knot.
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Sarah, I'm so, so sorry. I suck at
penis. I really didn't. Can you stop
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talking? Bad enough that you're fucking
my husband.
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00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,310
It's not like that.
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It's exactly like that.
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And honestly, I don't even care.
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You can fuck him all you want.
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00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:08,550
I don't want to anymore. We're not...
Oh, I'm sorry. Do you think I care what
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00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:09,329
you want?
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You will not stop me from getting what I
deserve.
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Danny has a good job because of me.
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I know how to play the game.
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00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:20,550
Sarah, I can explain. I like my life,
okay?
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I like having nice things.
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00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:26,900
And a big house with a cleaner. And
never having to worry about money ever.
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00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,100
Danny is my ticket to that life.
319
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:35,680
And I will not let some raggedy-hand
motherfucker ruin that for me.
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00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,760
He told me you were broken up.
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00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:45,940
Oh, but men like Danny don't leave women
like me for someone like you.
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00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,440
You're a cheeseburger, Harry.
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00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,460
Is that like a good thing?
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00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,680
You're cheap.
325
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,230
Easy, fast.
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00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:57,650
You may taste good in the moment, but
ultimately, you block his colon and give
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00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:58,650
him bowel cancer.
328
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,670
Jesus. I am wacky steak.
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00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,050
I am the main fucking course.
330
00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:06,550
I am what he brings home to impress
people.
331
00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:12,390
You are what he eats drunk in his car at
2am when he's feeling ashamed of
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00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:13,390
himself.
333
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:18,430
I've just never had wacky before, so...
Do your midlife crisis on your own time.
334
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:23,550
Karma isn't a bitch. It's just
consequences.
335
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:29,190
A slow, boring accumulation of choices
Harry made when she thought that no one
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was watching.
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00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:34,350
That led her to exactly this moment.
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00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,070
Give it up, Stell.
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00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,410
You can't beat me.
340
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:42,210
Never. Okay.
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00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,030
Not cricket, mate. You're out of your
league.
342
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:49,390
I'm doing just fine.
343
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,570
Harriet, can I help you?
344
00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:57,910
Are you all right? You look a little
red.
345
00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:01,630
Oh, just, um, too pale.
346
00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:03,530
It's a genetic curse.
347
00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,430
I have something that will help.
348
00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:07,350
Oh, you don't have to follow me, please.
349
00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:10,270
Hey,
350
00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:12,150
nice place, by the way.
351
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:15,670
Cozy. What did you just say?
352
00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:17,050
Hey, what's the arrangement?
353
00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:19,590
She puts out and you play out.
354
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,320
Oh, she's got to be holding it down if
she has to call me.
355
00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:28,900
What the fuck?
356
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:31,540
Oh, shit, shit, shit. You're a dead man,
Sal.
357
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:37,380
I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
358
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:44,280
And for Sal, like a lot of men, the
consequences of his choices have come
359
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:47,080
down to a couple of dudes fighting over
balls.
360
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,520
Fucking kill him.
361
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,030
Hey, I like your husband.
362
00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:55,050
How did you two meet?
363
00:16:55,350 --> 00:17:00,030
It's a long story. We're actually just
really good friends.
364
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:04,790
When I first met my husband, we were
friends, too. For years, actually.
365
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:08,970
I kept waiting for that big romantic
moment, like in the movies.
366
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,569
We just loved spending time together.
367
00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:13,150
We made each other laugh.
368
00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:17,670
Ground and pound!
369
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:18,970
Ground and pound!
370
00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:20,710
Dominate him! Wait, wait, wait!
371
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:22,859
I have to tell you something. Okay.
372
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,900
Wet Heart is my favorite wrestler.
373
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,360
This is such a good duel.
374
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,780
It was a lovely day.
375
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,560
Damn it! Oh, God.
376
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:39,840
With that, Sal, I should go.
377
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,300
Thanks for that.
378
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,420
You know what? It's the weekend.
379
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:51,240
You should be with your husband, not
here with these people.
380
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:53,980
Richard is my husband.
381
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,600
You're in my house.
382
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,260
I own this.
383
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,140
Oh no.
384
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,380
It's okay. It's not the first time.
385
00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:07,320
Assumptions are like your drunk uncle at
a barbecue.
386
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,120
Opinionated and a little bit racist.
387
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:11,880
Do you like this?
388
00:18:35,669 --> 00:18:38,470
Get off!
389
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,620
I need you to defend my honor.
390
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:54,759
I won.
391
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,760
Fuck off.
392
00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,960
I'm sorry.
393
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,320
I'm sorry.
394
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:07,760
But he is an asshole, and you know I'm
right. No offense, but these white
395
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,780
people are crazy.
396
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,600
They have a brown housekeeper like it's
fucking 1950.
397
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:17,400
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I won't stay
silent. Ma'am, you do not have to work
398
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,430
here, okay? You are worth more than
this. You deserve... more than this now
399
00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:25,970
you need to stop no no no you are a
beautiful intelligent woman who should
400
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:32,450
not be relegated to serving these people
get off me this is systemic oppression
401
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:38,110
this is everything that is wrong with
the world she is not the housekeeper
402
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:44,070
natalie is richard's wife what yeah this
is her house
403
00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:46,070
she owns it
404
00:19:53,149 --> 00:19:56,910
Thank you so much for a lovely brunch.
405
00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:00,110
Would you look at the time?
406
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,090
It's getting so late. We should go.
407
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,289
We should go.
408
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,290
We should go.
409
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:06,750
Let's go. Come on, honey. We're going to
go.
410
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,930
Yeah, run away, bitch.
411
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:17,670
Did you know Tenny's wife was pregnant?
412
00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:19,490
Like, the whole time?
413
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:21,550
I don't need your judgment right now.
414
00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:26,700
Okay, I've had enough of that today. I
just want to not talk.
415
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,200
Yeah?
416
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,500
Can we do that?
417
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,020
Yeah.
418
00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,470
I'm sorry I assaulted Danny.
419
00:21:42,790 --> 00:21:43,910
Harry, you're a catch.
420
00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:45,390
I hope you know that.
421
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:50,550
And... you deserve so much more than
that guy.
422
00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:53,670
I think there's something wrong with me.
423
00:21:57,630 --> 00:21:58,630
That's not true.
424
00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:00,810
It's not not true, though.
425
00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:07,250
Look, we... we all make mistakes,
don't...
426
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,840
Don't beat yourself up about it.
427
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:12,380
I think I want to quit my job.
428
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,120
Yeah.
429
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,840
I think that's a good idea.
430
00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:20,520
Yeah. But you don't have to support me
or anything. I'll still pay rent and
431
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,280
stuff. I know that wasn't ideal.
432
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:26,580
I don't mind supporting you.
433
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,000
That's so... nice.
434
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,700
I'm a nice guy, remember?
435
00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:43,490
This is what it feels like when someone
sees you, all of you, even the part of
436
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:44,490
you that you hate.
437
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,190
And they stay anyway.
438
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:20,880
You can make a pact, draw up rules, and
have the perfect plan on paper to try
439
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,900
and game the system.
440
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,480
But feelings?
441
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,720
They don't care about your rules.
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