All language subtitles for Patriot s02e02 The Vantasner Danger Meridian

He'll be okay.

He got hit by a car and a bike.

I'm going to the hospital now.

He did that on purpose.

Eddie, he chose to do that on purpose
instead.

Instead of what?

Instead of whatever he's doing.

Thanks, guys. Sure.

I'm Sergeant Glenn Perdue, announcing
through this previously opened door my

right to exercise a plain sight search.

I'm sorry.

Did you say fuck? No, I just said come
on in.

Are you the occupant? I am.

No.

What? What?

We just said both.

I'm presently occupying this space in
these moments, but I'm not the occupant.

Why are you occupying this space in
these moments?

I work for Lazy Boy, of course.

Lazy Boy. I am the head Lazy Boy.

You're the head Lazy Boy.

Well, I'm the head of the area.

We design, manufacture, sell, and
deliver the finest recliners in the

world. Did you see that truck outside?

I did. Cool.

Well, I'm just finishing up a delivery
and an on-site recliner walkthrough.

How did it go? It was cool.

A very cool delivery.

All right.

Cool.

All right.

Yep.

Hello. Hello.

Are you, um... Can I ask you a few
questions? Do you mind?

Do you know a John Lakeman?

I... I'm sorry.

John Lakeman took my calming dog.

It's likely Charlie.

for a period of time.

I'm still managing a soaring anxiety
level here.

Vigorous exhalations help regulate my
stress.

Okay.

Well, I was just... I was

just saying, no, I can't help you.

Do you live in the complex?

Do you know the...

Occupant of this apartment?

I don't, I'm afraid.

He air-horned me.

What? John Lakeman.

What does that mean?

He air-horned my head.

What did he do for you?

Your dog.

If I can ask.

He helps maintain low anxiety
environments.

And keeps me from suffering levels of
debilitating depression and

spontaneously harming myself or crying.

Okay.

Thank you.

Yeah.

John Lakeman.

He's the guy who called and said he
brought Charlie back?

He called from Luxembourg last night and
wanted to talk to Charlie.

Charlie? Your dog?

Yeah, Charlie.

Weird guy.

Yeah, it was a weird conversation.
That's what I'm saying.

And check this out.

This is a request to interview in
Interpol last week.

One of the names?

John Lakeman.

Works at Macmillan.

You think this is the guy from the
evidence room?

I think he's the guy who took Charlie,
man.

And I think it's all part of the same
thing.

Who'd take another guy's dog?

Also my leg.

What? My leg.

What about it?

I'm just saying, taking my leg was
fucked up too.

Totally, that's what I'm saying. It's
just fucked up.

There's a whole thing going on here, I'm
saying.

An international business firm.

Homicide. Europe.

Interpol.

Man, this is bigger than an evidence
room I saw.

John Lakeman.

He's not in Milwaukee.

And he isn't with his regular traveling
party in Luxembourg.

I called McMillan.

He seems to have just disappeared.

Hey, we saw this.

Maybe we can get all the evidence.

Let's find John Lakeman.

We're three good cops, right?

Once upon a time.

No once upon a time.

Right here, right now.

As long as we help each other along,
right?

Yeah.

As long as I have Charlie, I can do it
all.

This is victorious.

Alice?

I'm sorry.

I don't know what to do.

Well, of course you don't, honey.

But I do.

And it's going to be okay.

Honey, let me drive. Get some rest.

Looking back, you might want to ask if
we'd...

Well, if we'd quickly pass the point of
no return next.

But that's not how we assess events such
as... You can always return.

But what do you come back with?

And does what you bring back justify the
toll?

And the breaches and the transgressions
and the occasions you didn't go by the

letter of the thing.

So that's not the line we talk about
when we assess.

How do you assess?

We assess impending events in terms of
danger.

In terms of the danger to the viability
of the task and to the men and women who

perform it.

And the line...

we try to bear in mind in stages like
this, is the line past which danger of

both those sorts increases
exponentially.

It's called the Vantazner Danger
Meridian, this line.

That's the term we use to explain
conditions of encroaching

and encompassing grave danger.

The Vantazner Danger Meridian.

You know, son... What?

Did you have to?

Have to what?

The doobies?

The what?

In Amsterdam.

You know I know about that.

That didn't pass me by that you couldn't
pass the Macmillan drug test.

I know you were smoking on the weed
then.

I've been meaning to talk to you about
that, but you've had these other things.

Yeah, I've had some other things.

Doobies. Stop.

That's annoying.

Well, that's what started all this.

In Amsterdam, because you were smoking
on the weed.

In Amsterdam.

Obviously. That's what started all this?

That jellyfish?

The what?

When you try to solve a problem, you
make two more.

Why is it called that?

Jellyfish. Gotta be careful when you're
trying to get rid of them.

Try to spear them or something.

Just turn into two jellyfish.

How do you know this about jellyfish?

And yeah, it is that.

Because you're smoking on the weed in
Amsterdam.

But your mother and I have talked to you
about that several times.

About what that does to your brain.

You're smoking on it. Then you have to
borrow Dennis' urine.

Then you have to stab him.

Then Dennis checks the fucking newspaper
the next day. Then this detective shows

up in Milwaukee.

He also called me.

Exactly. Thanks.

Well, that's just another jellyfish.
That's another jellyfish situation.

We just made more. Now they're
everywhere.

There wouldn't be any investigation if
you guys had given me the right

information on the private flights.

Well...

Weren't very private, but that was
someone at the bureau. Oh, okay Also

given that bags the wrong guy that was
problematic to stop fighting

We're

gonna be okay

I'm sorry, I know very little French.

step out of the car

move

away from the car

stop

Shoot yourself.

Shoot yourself. You're going to
Disneyland Paris and you're not

purchasing the all-inclusive family
pass?

You might as well blow your own head
off.

With the all-inclusive, you don't have
to get there this early.

You breeze through the express entrance
and you get access to the fast pass

lines at every ride.

I didn't know that.

Yeah, it's good.

It's good at Frontierland,
Adventureland.

I don't remember if it's accepted at
Main Street USA.

Guillaume, avec le pass tout-inclus, on
rentre à Main Street USA.

Ouais. Yeah, it's accepted at every
venue.

Now, there are three different FastPass
packages.

I get the FastPass carte blanche, which
doesn't include FastPass access to

concessions, which is why I'm suggesting
you, you purchase the all-inclusive.

The cordon bleu.

Yeah. The food lines are worse than the
wait for the rides, man. And you're

going to want to shoot yourself.

Well,

I will inquire about that.

Can I give this back to you?

Please.

Your left rear brake light is out.

Please, get that fixed.

For sure.

And thank you for the expressing advice.

Fast pass.

Cordon bleu.

Got it. Yeah, thank you

Expéditif. Quoi?

SEDUCTION

Uh, that... That was a Monday, 10 a.m.,

June 2002.

The last time I did cocaine.

Leslie?

I'm Leslie Claret, and...

The last time I did cocaine was when
that guy was talking.

You see, I had some in the little crook
area,

my index thumb crook area here.

And, yeah,

I...

I was pretending to listen to him. I
was... I was in this listening posture,

but it was just so that I could do
cocaine while I was here.

Because I've been having... going
through some

very confusing times.

You can't do that in here, Leslie.

I was... doing fine, you know, feeling
good, getting it done.

And then this major a-hole, Lakeman, he
shot me in the face.

We've all made an agreement never to
bring drugs into this environment.

Absolutely.

Absolutely,

I agree with you. Every word.

Did... Did you just do cocaine, Leslie?

Again, while I was talking to you?

Are you doing more now while I'm
speaking to you now?

Yes, I am.

Okay, you have to leave.

Fine.

You know, it doesn't work anyway,
ultimately.

So... See ya.

Later, losers.

I'm loving life.

Loving it.

Morning.

Hey. Last night, it was intense.

Yeah. I made you sleep.

I made you coffee.

Thanks.

I'll sit with you for some time.

You don't have to talk.

Is it too warm?

No, it's really good.

I didn't sit this last night.

Have you been hurt by men?

A little bit.

Who hurt you, Dennis Amanas?

I call you like this because everywhere
you go, there are little troubles.

Little troubles like this.

And you report you failed to name your
assailant.

I didn't know my assailant.

It's mine, you know.

This is your shirt?

Oui, it's mine.

It's comfortable.

Yeah, it is.

Do you know why it's comfortable, Denise
and Bernard?

It's very large on you and reminds you
that someone more powerful than you

cares about you and it makes you feel
safe with me.

Who hurt you?

It wasn't on purpose.

Your attack?

It wasn't an attack. I just was in the
wrong place at the wrong time. You know,

there are departments here who believe
you killed Hector Beres.

I don't believe this.

Hey, man.

Oh, okay, man.

I have you.

I protect you from them.

You speak French?

No,

no. I was saying in the story you were
telling that if a woman lies to protect

someone, that it would be worth it if
they were best friends.

Some more coffee?

Yeah, a little bit.

Nan, we have a whole thing we don't like
about our bodies. Really?

Yes.

And you, for example, what do you not
like?

My hair.

They're ugly.

No, but that doesn't count.

Anyway, it bothers me a lot.

But no one looks at your hair.

Whereas hair, it's like the face, it's
what you see first.

No, but it's genetic, you can't do
anything. You took dad's hair, I have

mom's curly hair.

Are we talking about your wig?

Just like that.

At least one of you is the most
beautiful.

In her way.

That's right.

And if extraterrestrials threatened to
blow up the planet, in exchange for a

sincere answer from you, what would you
say?

I would say that each of you is the most
beautiful.

In her own way.

And who is the smartest?

For me, each of you is the smartest.

In her own way.

Nan.

Yes, Dad?

If the extraterrestrials tried to blow
up the planet, I would have to admit

that the police are smarter than you.

Oh, thank you, Dad.

But I don't want that to happen.

I don't want to hurt your sister.

It might not happen.

Nan, I have something to tell you that I
didn't want to tell you earlier when I

was with the others.

What?

I need your help.

Of course.

Dad, you've got to get that money here,
Dad.

They've been wailing on me.

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

And they're trying to get me to say shit
about America.

Fuck you!

Dennis what?

That's Dennis and the kidnap thing.

Why the fuck would Dennis kidnap Edward?
He didn't. He's not kidnapped, Edward.

What are you talking about? Did what?

They don't have any manpower left to
take at.

They were down to using this big soft
guy to follow the puppeteer.

He cried when I was cracking him in the
face, this guy.

There's no one left to take at.

That looks like Brezabar dogs, too. He'd
make that with Dennis.

They do that.

They do what? Make weird videotapes to
problem-solve.

Why would he take himself?

To get the money.

Why?

Probably to throw it in the river.

Why?

So what do we do now?

Wait to see if having her gets us the
bag back.

Wait till she contacts you.

Meanwhile, go get a gun.

Kendra Wally arrives later today, son.

When we're back to Luxembourg, I have to
deal with another jellyfish guy with a

girl's name. He's arriving soon.

Police have filed a request to interview
him there today.

What does he know?

I think he had some thought a lot.

I didn't think we'd still be here, still
doing this.

I thought if we just Dick Cheney'd his
ass, that would be that.

Yeah. Fuck.

Unsustainable.

What?

It's unsustainable.

We keep making conflict.

You called your mom.

That made two additional.

Now she'll be here with you and me.

What's the other one?

I had to have her picked up from the
airport, Luxembourg City.

Whisked here so she doesn't leave
tracks.

So... So what?

I had to pick one of the McMillan men,
one of your guys, and I had to tell them

all about it.

Which one do you pick?

Headless guy.

Why?

I thought it would freak out your mom, I
guess.

Is she going to stay in this?

In the short term?

Can we count on Alice? She laid out
before.

Is she going to stay with the girl?

I don't know.

Probably was her.

No.

Probably was her. I believe before the
guy was me and this story walked over

there and tried to touch me.

Come on, Charlie.

I have to do something.

There's too much on my mind There's too
much on my

mind And I can't sleep at night thinking

Because they're trying to stop something
worse from happening.

Something worse than hurting my aunt?

Yes.

Are you going to hurt me?

No.

Why not?

Because there is nothing worse than
hurting you.

If they have to hurt you to help the
world, then the world's too broken

already and it should blow up and who
cares?

They'll do something different.

They'll probably do something different
and get hurt.

They'll get hurt?

Yeah.

Probably.

Can we talk for a moment about the
threat he posed?

Kentar Wally?

Yes, the full extent of the threat he
posed.

This is a charismatic, monumentally
intelligent...

Every

year, the Secret Service reprimands or
fires greater than 300 agents for,

well... flirting with women at their
posts.

They argue that the job has inherent sex
appeal, that the suits, the

shades, etc., draw women to them.

We were discussing the intelligence of
Kantar.

So am I.

He requires his protection unit to wear
sexless, stupid-looking suits.

They're called the action boys, and
they're required to look ridiculous.

So they can focus intensively on their
task, protect Kandarwali with

their lives.

With no distraction.

He even has an elite unit which protects
him at his quarters, which he requires

additionally to have bad haircuts.

These are the Dutch boys.

That's pretty smart.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

You want this guy to have ICBMs?

begins today. Today I start to make my
way to a friend's gun.

The Iranian.

They get farted because he's a
dignitary.

They get all the guns they can't carry
and there's almost no other way

to get a gun today in France.

Say you are Santa Claus, closer with a
tidy little joint, in a rough

neighborhood, and you keep getting your
ass beat.

And you're just stacking up the crack of
some French bucket, takes your cash,

register, and leaves you beat down in
the heat.

If you are attacked in your place, a
business that can demonstrate lots of

property and consciousness on the 13th
attack.

Oh, man, you get strapped in fast.

They keep all the names of all the
French gun owners and this kind of cool

French towel under lock and key.

Someone like me doesn't want to snag a
random

name. Find a guy, then fuck him up for
his guns, which is why I'm climbing up

to the very top.

No way it occurred to security that
someone would jump from the roof to the

balcony because it's 40 feet, and you
would have to be.

I'm pretty fucking crazy. I'm just
educated on how to craft the Vantazna

Meridian so you'd have a chance to land
and just be unconscious

for 17 minutes.

And don't forget that I'm right next to
you.

Fuck you man!

That was great, honey.

That was awesome.

Can you hear it up?

Are you in the frame?

No, I'm out. I'm way out. You're there?
Yeah.

My ransom thing is totally gonna work.

I'm gonna toss that fucking money in
whatever the name of the river is here.

Cool.

Yeah, it is cool.

My girlfriend's coming out too.

With my son.

Tonight. We're gonna chill in Europe.
Now that this bullshit's almost over.

You have a son?

Totally. I haven't seen him for two
weeks.

Do you have kids?

Yeah. Twins.

But... I haven't seen him for two weeks
either because I helped your family out.

Fucked my whole life up.

Yeah.

Hey, ransom, river, over.

Cool.

If it's over, I can get home.

Because my wife, Audrey, and I, we
talked about having more kids.

Who aren't twins.

Who I could... Love.

You know.

So I was gonna come in and... Stuff.

Just be there for them.

But you don't tuck them in?

What's that?

The twins you have now, you don't tuck
them in?

No.

That I'd have weird dreams.

Hey. Sean.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Me being kidnapped.

Cool.

They let you keep your phone?

Um, yeah, but they monitor my calls.

How? Through mechanisms.

What kind?

Technology. Okay.

To make sure that I don't call the
police.

You in a hot tub?

I can hear the bubbles and shit, little
engine thing.

Um... I know you're not kidnapped.

Can you come here?

Where?

Paris.

And bring my guitar.

I need you.

Is Dennis there?

Hey, man.

Hey. How you doing? Pretty good.

Ed, I'll send you the address of the
place we're staying.

Okay, so this thing is still going on?

Yeah, it's still going on.

Where are you? What are you doing?

Just getting ready to jump off
something.

Something high?

What? Is it high?

Yeah. Land on your butt, man.

That's what people think.

What? People think that.

It's the worst place, though, to land.

Because at certain heights, your coccyx
snaps and pierces your kidney, liver,

and then your heart.

Fuck.

Like an organ kebab.

Yeah.

Did you learn that in jumping off shit
class?

Yeah.

So what do you land on?

The organ that's best protected by an
encasement of bone.

Your head?

Yeah. You're supposed to land on your
fucking head?

Yeah, at certain heights.

I mean, your shoulder first, then the
head takes the secondary thing. Yeah.

All right.

I have to go.

I'll see you.

Okay, so this isn't done?

No.

Okay.

I'll see you.

Callin' it, callin' it, how do you do?

Truckin' inside alone, the afternoon.

Dum-de-dum-de-doodle-de-doo.

Go on home, your mama's callin' you.

Can you come tell me the news?

Calamities waiting for a way to get to
the road.

See red and electric blue.

I bought you a pad on your paper venue.

Say you'll come back when you...

Whatever your airplane happens to land.

Maybe I'll be back here too.

It all depends on what...