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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,560 Good night, honey. 2 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,680 Good night. 3 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,920 Oh, honey, please not tonight, it's freezing. 4 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,920 # Yes, no, maybe 5 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,720 # I don't know 6 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,080 # Can you repeat the question 7 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,240 # You're not the boss of me now 8 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,240 # And you're not so big 9 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,680 # You're not the boss of me now 10 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,040 # And you're not so big 11 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,360 # Life is unfair # 12 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,000 What do you think, more salt, more cilantro, 13 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,560 a little zing of Tabasco? 14 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,360 It's perfect, I can't taste any more. 15 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:25,520 OK, dips - creamy, salsa, crab and compote. 16 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:29,600 Chips - potato, corn, blue corn, sour cream and onion, 17 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,080 salt and vinegar, Kettle. Bait. 18 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,960 Is this why I didn't get a birthday present? 19 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:38,640 This is my first time hosting the poker game. 20 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,560 I want everything perfect - at least better than their stuff. 21 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,360 Oh, do you know Brian's daughter, Chandra? Yeah! Of course. 22 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:51,160 Brian's bringing her and a friend. Kristen? Ah, yes, something, 23 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:54,960 but Brian is playing poker so I need you two to entertain them. 24 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,240 Don't bother us. I want you and those girls 25 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,880 in your room, all night, got it? 26 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,280 There's your birthday present. 27 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,960 Who's Chandra? She's no-one to you, understood? 28 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:17,160 Set one foot in our room tonight - you're dead. Where am I supposed to go? 29 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:20,320 I don't care but if I see you tonight, 30 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,360 I'll charley horse every muscle in your body. But... Ow! 31 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,960 It disturbs me how much I enjoyed that. Don't make me do it again. 32 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,080 Hi, honey. Hello. 33 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,840 You're working late? Yeah, 10.30. 34 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,880 Good, something came up. I've got to have dinner with someone. Who? 35 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:42,760 No-one. It's just some old business, I don't want to talk about it, OK? 36 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:47,520 Can I help? No. I promise, I'll tell you everything when you get home. 37 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:51,280 OK. Thanks. He'll be gone by the time you get back. 38 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,320 Did you catch that "he" part? 39 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,920 Hey, Brian, how are you? They're here, get out. 40 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:15,400 Boys, I know you know Brian and you kids know each other. Yeah! 41 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,200 No. Anyway, entertain yourselves. 42 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,560 Your father and I have to conduct some business. 43 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,960 He has some of my money in his wallet. Bring it on! 44 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,800 May I take your wrap? 45 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:32,400 Just cos Dad dragged us to this dump doesn't mean we have to talk to you. 46 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,920 Show us where we can sit where we won't catch fleas. 47 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,480 I'm going to see what Dewey's doing. Hey. 48 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,720 You're Stevie, right? 49 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,480 Can we help you in? 50 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:51,560 I'm not... deaf. 51 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,440 Did you hear him breathe? Ah. Ah. 52 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,320 Did you hear the one about the astronaut and the hooker? 53 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,800 Yeah, I didn't get it. 54 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:06,680 Dewey, I told you to stay in your room. 55 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,960 But Reese said - This is man time, you can't be here. 56 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:14,240 How's the dip? 57 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:18,680 This is a sweet table. What is it? A 52-incher? Yes, sirree! 58 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:23,840 Nice, I've got the 54. But you don't have my built-in drink holders. 59 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,760 Or my extra padded leather around the edges. 60 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:31,440 You can play all night and not feel it in your wrist. This is nice, too. 61 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:39,840 How do you live with only three keys, I've got five. I've got nine. 62 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:43,800 Guys, guys, guys, do we have to do this every week? 63 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,960 You're right. So, er, how's the kids? 64 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,920 You're just asking so you can talk about yours. Why shouldn't I? 65 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,080 James has made captain of the wrestling team. 66 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,920 Stevie wrote a brand new program. 67 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:00,040 My daughter's essay won a trip to the White House. 68 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,880 Malcolm has an IQ of 165. 69 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,760 We know, you've been using that for six months. 70 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:16,240 (SHOUTS) Would you like something from the kitchen? 71 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,320 (SHOUTS) No,... 72 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,720 ..thank you. (SHOUTS) He doesn't want anything. 73 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,840 Do you think they'll offer to change his diapers? 74 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:29,680 I can't believe Stevie's putting up with this. I'll take care of it. 75 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:34,200 Let me explain something. Stevie's no different than the rest of us. 76 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,760 He plays video games, he does chores around the house, 77 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:42,360 he goes to the movies with friends. He leads a completely normal life. 78 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,960 It's sad that he only has two months to live. What? 79 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,640 Stevie, they have a right to know. 80 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:53,280 Oh, my God, is it true? 81 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,560 I've been told... 82 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,280 ..I'm very brave. (BOTH) Aw! 83 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,840 1.29 - that didn't beat Malik. So Malik wins the breath-holding. 84 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:18,600 Abe got the most dip on a chip. Trey has the longest neck. 85 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:23,000 Steve has the highest socks and Hal, well,... Hal has nothing, so far. 86 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:28,840 The doctors are baffled. Stevie's brain is too big for his head. 87 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:33,720 It's pressing up against his skull. He only has two months before it explodes. 88 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,360 It's called encephalo... 89 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,640 neurop... er,... litis. 90 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,040 How horrible! 91 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,360 What do you think you're doing? Helping Stevie. 92 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:54,240 It's weird but it feels good. I like being the hero. 93 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:58,480 You're pimping a fatal disease to take advantage of a girl! For good. 94 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,560 Stevie, this is so unfair. 95 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:04,680 I have... no regrets. 96 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,000 Well,... one. 97 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,240 Old business, what do you think that means? I dunno. 98 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,960 An old boyfriend? I have no idea. 99 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,360 Those old relationships can really get a hold on you. 100 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:34,680 What's up with her ex-husband? He's still in jail. Didn't his parole just come up? 101 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:40,560 I dunno, maybe. She'll tell me about it tonight. Man, I really admire your maturity. 102 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,480 Thank you. I'm the opposite, I over-analyse everything - 103 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,400 like how Piama didn't kiss you goodbye, 104 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:52,080 or her ex-husband being locked up without a woman for five years. 105 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:56,040 That's what's wrong with me, one suspicious conversation 106 00:07:56,040 --> 00:08:00,840 and I'm picturing sweaty bodies rolling around in front of a fire. 107 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,280 God, I've got a lot of growing up to do. 108 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,360 What are you doing here? 109 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:13,760 You've kicked me out of my room. I've nowhere to go. Not my problem. 110 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,720 I don't want to hear you cry, it's a real mood killer. 111 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,400 Thanks, this light's much better for his eyes. 112 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:39,960 The music... helps regulate... my heartbeat. 113 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,880 I've got to call his vitals in to the doctor. 114 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,400 # "I'll Never Break Your Heart" - Backstreet Boys 115 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:58,080 Missing something? What did you do with it? 116 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,280 What are you doing with a gun? Give it back. 117 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,360 No! You don't bring a gun into this house. 118 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:08,520 Where is it? This is where my family lives. You don't even know them. 119 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:12,000 What the hell is wrong with you? Tell me where it is. 120 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,880 No way. It's not mine, it's my boyfriend's. 121 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:19,240 His parents search his room. Well, they should, he's got a gun. 122 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,760 Tell me where it is. No. 123 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,400 It's not even mine. 124 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:38,000 Ooh! Do you have anything in this house that isn't junk? No. 125 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,920 Oh, damn! Ahh! 126 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:48,320 Who can stuff the most pretzels in their mouth? 127 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,320 OK, who can throw a potato chip the farthest? 128 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,360 I've never met anyone who was gonna die. 129 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,120 We're all dying... 130 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,640 I'm just... 131 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,160 ..going... before Thanksgiving. 132 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,840 That's terrible. It makes me... 133 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,680 ..appreciate... 134 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,960 ..the time... I have. 135 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,680 Wow! That's beautiful. 136 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,040 You're so... alive. 137 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,040 Can I... tongue-kiss you? 138 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:51,840 What? I'm sorry... The pressure... on my brain. 139 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:55,880 Aghh, aghhh. Ohhh, you poor baby! 140 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,520 (GIGGLES) 141 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:03,000 What are you doing here? What do you think? Go pee outside. 142 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,240 Oh, for God's sake. 143 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,680 Out. 144 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:19,960 "At the tone the time will be 8.22 and 30 seconds." 145 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,480 "(BEEP)" Right to the millisecond. 146 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,240 I'm two seconds off. I'm three. Same here. 147 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,720 Hal, you don't even have a minute hand. 148 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,720 It's really more of a decorative piece. 149 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,120 Where is it? Where's what? 150 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,760 Full house, nines over aces. 151 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,480 Yeah, looks like I'm on a roll 152 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:02,280 and I expect to stay on one once I get home, if you know what I mean. 153 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:05,640 What is this, the third Wednesday of the month? Ooh! 154 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:10,120 Hey, I do fine, thank you very much. Oh, yeah, what's the number? 155 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:14,160 Whoa, we're not going to do this. Just deal the cards, will you? 156 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,360 Three. Four. Four. Four. Five. 157 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:22,640 Two. Two? Oh. 158 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,880 Just twice a week? Oh, per week? Oh, then,... 159 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,880 ..14. 14? Come on. No way. 160 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:36,480 He's telling the truth, I went on vacation with him. If anything, he's underselling. 161 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,600 Well, I guess I win. 162 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:46,520 I mean, it's none of your business. Don't care how you wear your socks, you ain't beating that. 163 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,200 Hey, hats off to you, man. 164 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:54,680 Now we know why you're bad at poker. How do you keep your eyes open? 165 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,680 Watch out, she must be angling for something big. 166 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:04,760 What are you talking about? You don't get anything free with women. 167 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:09,560 With that attitude it's no wonder you're not doing any better. 168 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,680 (ALL) Oh! Don't put that on me, pal. 169 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:17,240 Can we...? When was the last time you sent your wife flowers? 170 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:21,840 How come it's the man that has to send flowers? I would love flowers. 171 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:25,200 Might as well stretch, this is gonna take a while. 172 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,840 Women are independent beings who can make their own... 173 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:34,680 ..choices. Look at any successful relationship, you'll find one common element - trust! 174 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,240 Fine, but I didn't need the hour-and-20-minute speech. 175 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,720 I was going to ask if you wanted to take off early, 176 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,960 but evidently you're not concerned so I - (BANG!) 177 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,560 (DOOR SLAMS) 178 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,480 Do you like... this? 179 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:59,320 Yeah. Do you know something, Stevie? Maybe it was meant for me to be here with you. 180 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:03,480 Wasn't it fate that made Dawson's Creek a rerun so I came here? 181 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,920 I guess... fate... 182 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:10,120 ..can be kind,... too. 183 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,280 Oh, this is so awful! 184 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:18,960 Stop... It's OK. No, it's not OK. 185 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,560 I keep thinking about everything you're gonna miss out on. 186 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:28,560 You're never going to grow up. You're never gonna go to your prom. 187 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:32,720 I mean, you're never gonna know what it's like to be loved. 188 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:40,160 What I'm thinking about doing goes against everything I believe in, 189 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:44,160 but, then, I don't even know what I believe in any more. 190 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:49,720 It's, like, what kind of a God could just let you die like this? 191 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,520 I'll ask... 192 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:00,440 ..when I see him. 193 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,680 When was the last time you just made time to talk to her? 194 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,800 You're perfectly happy not sharing your feelings. 195 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,680 Just get off my back! There it is, you're shutting me out. 196 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:16,840 Just talk to me! So you can twist my words and throw them back at me? 197 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,360 How many times do I have to apologise for that? 198 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,880 'You've been drinking.' 199 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:28,160 I warned you. My boyfriend's coming over. He's gonna get that gun from you. 200 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,440 Oh, little Marky's gonna come over and scare me(!) 201 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,040 I broke up with Marky, I'm dating Derek Fowler. 202 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,640 Derek Fowler? He's a psycho! 203 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:41,360 What happened to Marky? You guys were great together. 204 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:45,200 Derek's gonna make you tell him. Where are you going? 205 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:50,240 I don't wanna be here when he shows up. Chandra, I'm going home. 206 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,760 Sayon...ara! 207 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,600 Well, maybe I'll just call the cops. 208 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,440 Let's hope they get here first. 209 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,760 That's it, I've had it. (Dewey, shut up.) 210 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,800 You guys broke all my stuff. 211 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:18,800 Look, I don't want you to ruin this. This is all I have left. 212 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,400 There, now you've got nothing to worry about. End of discussion. 213 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:33,000 Oh, my God, how can a night that's turned out so badly get even worse? 214 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,560 Wait, don't panic. Think for a second. 215 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,120 No, this is good, this is sensible. 216 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:45,600 I make those kinds of statements and just assume she knows I'm sorry. 217 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:52,760 And you know what, that's not right, she deserves better than that. 218 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:57,400 That's all I needed to hear. I'm gonna tell her how much I love her. 219 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,360 Let's go, man. Yeah. Go. 220 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,400 Hello... Earl, is that you? 221 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:12,400 What the hell are you doing at my house?... Hello? 222 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,000 I'm - I'm going to go home now 223 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,680 cos I've got a thing to do tomorrow. 224 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,400 Ok, take care. Talk to you tomorrow. Catch you later. Call you... 225 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,320 Well, I guess the game's over. 226 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,720 (ALL) Yeah. 227 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,600 You know, I wondered why Earl never came to the game. 228 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:47,240 Dad, I've tried to be understanding about all this but there is a limit. 229 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,600 You have a right to know what's going on. 230 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,400 Dewey, now is not the time to be... 231 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,440 Normally, I don't mind being a snitch but this even makes me sad. 232 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,960 This is what your son is up to. 233 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,360 Stevie?! 234 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:08,680 Where's Reese? About to take a scented bath. What's going on? > 235 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:13,480 Lamb chop, put your sweater on. Dad... I... 236 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,520 Stevie, how co- 237 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,200 It's not... what it looks like. 238 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:28,840 Well, it looks... like she was on your lap! 239 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,680 (BOOM!) (ALL SCREAM) Oh, my God, his head exploded! 240 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,440 Abe, are you OK? 241 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,160 I think so. 242 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,680 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Everyone OK? 243 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,400 I mean, what was that? 244 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:55,000 Face it, Dad, you are a crappy father. 245 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,000 All you ever cared about was women, drinking and stealing. 246 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,280 You know what? I can't talk about this any more. 247 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:06,160 How many times do I have to say it? I need money. 248 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,800 Guess who's home? What are you doing here? 249 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,800 I got off early. Hello, I'm Francis, Piama's husband. 250 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:19,080 You're married? Didn't think that was worth mentioning? 251 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,400 Francis, I told you... 252 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,360 Hey, I had a life before I met you. 253 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:31,520 Maybe I haven't been fair to you, our relationship wasn't all bad. 254 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:35,360 Remember all the tickle fights? Yeah, those were wild. 255 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,440 One time we were taking a bath and she started squirming so - 256 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:45,560 Aghhh! I don't want to hear this. C'mon, it's a funny story, Francis, 257 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,600 and he loves telling it, don't you, Dad? 258 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,800 Dad? Yeah. 259 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,360 I just... Oh, er... 260 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,960 I'm so sorry. I just... I mean, 261 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,800 it's a pleasure to meet you, sir. Do you have any money? 262 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,360 No. Well, tonight's been a big ball of nothing. 263 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,360 I'm gonna go finish off my shift. 264 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,560 'Love ya, honey!' 265 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:25,000 You are never seeing that girl again and never seeing that boy again. 266 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,560 You are not seeing daylight for the next six months. 267 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,720 Just tell me what happened. We... 268 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,480 ..were playing... 269 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:40,200 ..cards. OK. Let's start with you. 270 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,120 Well,... 271 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,800 ..it's like... 272 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,440 ..this. 273 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,720 You found the gun, didn't tell your father, 274 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,920 handled it, hid it inside the house, handled it again to move it, 275 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:01,920 tried to destroy it with a hacksaw, and at no point did you contact the police 276 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,680 until after the gun went off? Yes. 277 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,240 What did you say your IQ was? 278 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:13,280 Man, what a night. Yeah. I couldn't believe how scared I was. 279 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:17,120 You were scared?! I was way more scared than you guys. 280 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:22,120 I screamed like a little girl. I could have broke glass the way I screamed. 281 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,080 You sounded like a hero compared to how I screamed. 282 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:29,560 Straight up, I screamed. I screamed, now, I screamed... 283 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:33,560 Subtitles edited by: ba5ikalbaruba5uh 284 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,480 285 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,320 Get everything you need 286 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,920 to make summer last. 287 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,080 And 750 extra Advantage Card points, 288 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,880 this Saturday only, at Boots. 289 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,080 You know when your cat doesn't want to know. 290 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,200 You'll know when he doesn't want to be disturbed. 291 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:47,940 And you'll know when he wants something he really likes. 24305

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