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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:09,390 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,430 --> 00:00:10,790 - THE PROSECUTION HAS A LAME CASE 3 00:00:10,830 --> 00:00:11,600 AND THEY KNOW IT TOO. 4 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:14,260 NOW WE HAVE A SERIOUS CONFLICT. 5 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:15,330 IT'S YOUR CHOICE, HANK. 6 00:00:15,370 --> 00:00:18,270 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, FUCK YOU OR DEFEND YOU? 7 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,140 - MONDAY I'LL TAKE YOU TO COURT 8 00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:24,270 SO THAT YOU CAN STAND TRIAL FOR RAPING A TEENAGE GIRL. 9 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:25,580 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE GUILTY. 10 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:27,410 I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU THAT WAY. 11 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:32,120 - THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA VERSUS HANK MOODY. ALL RISE. 12 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:33,750 - FUCK. THE RABBIT DONE DIED. 13 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:35,650 - SO WHOSE IS IT? - I DON'T KNOW! 14 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:36,790 I'M PREGNANT. 15 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:39,320 - [laughs and sobs] - OH, JESUS. 16 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:40,490 - I'M GONNA BE A FATHER! 17 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,230 - TRIXIE. - THAT IS A TERRIFIC NAME... 18 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:44,530 IF YOU'RE A HOOKER. 19 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,730 TAKE DINERS CLUB? I'M NOT KIDDING. 20 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,530 - WHAT ADULT FILM WERE YOU WATCHING? 21 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:49,670 - EXCUSE ME? - [moaning] 22 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,570 - OW! WHAT THE-- 23 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,640 - YOU SAW HANK MOODY WITH YOUR DAUGHTER 24 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:55,410 PRIOR TO THE NIGHT OF AUGUST 13th? 25 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,370 - YES. [courtroom murmuring] 26 00:00:57,410 --> 00:00:59,410 - [bangs gavel] QUIET DOWN. 27 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,580 - THAT JURY IS NOW UNDER THE ASSUMPTION 28 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:03,810 THAT YOU KNEW MIA BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY SLEPT TOGETHER. 29 00:01:03,850 --> 00:01:06,450 THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. 30 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:31,540 - * DEAR MR. FANTASY 31 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:34,710 * PLAY US A TUNE 32 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:39,850 * SOMETHING TO MAKE US ALL HAPPY * 33 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,690 - FUCK. 34 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:47,360 - * DO ANYTHING TAKE US OUT OF THIS GLOOM * 35 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:50,230 * SING A SONG, PLAY GUITAR 36 00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:53,360 - GUILTY? 37 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,400 - YEAH. 38 00:01:56,430 --> 00:01:58,270 - SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IS HE GOING TO JAIL? 39 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:02,540 - I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 40 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:06,280 COME HERE. 41 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,620 FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK. 42 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:16,450 - THESE SCRIPTS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN' SHITE. 43 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:18,420 IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF GOOD WRITING, 44 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:20,420 OR WERE YOU JUST TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL ME 45 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:21,830 YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO READ? 46 00:02:21,860 --> 00:02:23,960 - RUNKLE, YOUR BOY'S GUILTY. 47 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:27,430 THAT SHIT'S FUCKED UP, DOG. RESPECT. 48 00:02:29,730 --> 00:02:32,370 - I'M SORRY, CHARLIE. - [cries] 49 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,840 - OKAY. OKAY, BUDDY. 50 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:40,940 - HOW'S IT LOOKING DOWN THERE, DOC? 51 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:43,710 SURE. WHY NOT? GET YOUR ELBOW ALL UP IN THAT PIECE. 52 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:47,350 [cell phone rings] SORRY. I GOT TO TAKE THIS. 53 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:51,920 HELLO? SHIT, BABY, YES. I'M SORRY. 54 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,620 NO, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 55 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:57,430 OKAY, DR. STRANGELOVE, YOU GOT TO GET YOUR HANDS 56 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:58,600 OUT OF MY COOCH. 57 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:01,430 I GOT TO BLOW THIS SPECULUM STAND. 58 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:04,670 - * DEAR MR. FANTASY 59 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,840 * PLAY US A TUNE 60 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:12,980 * SOMETHING TO MAKE US ALL HAPPY * 61 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:20,650 - WELL, THAT HAPPENED. - YEAH. 62 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:24,420 - * SING A SONG, PLAY GUITAR 63 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:27,820 - WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 64 00:03:27,860 --> 00:03:29,930 - LET'S GO GET SHIT-FACED. 65 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,030 - COUNSELOR. 66 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:36,030 [upbeat music] 67 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:44,010 * 68 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:33,320 - SO WE MEET AGAIN, COMPADRE. - HELLO, HANK. 69 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,730 - OH, IT'S YOU AGAIN. - BACK FOR ANOTHER BLOWJOB? 70 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,530 - NO. NO. NO. 71 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,970 ALTHOUGH THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU THAT OTHER TIME. 72 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,740 YOU GIVE EXCELLENT HEAD... FOR A NUN. 73 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:46,940 - A LIFETIME OF SERVICE, HANK. 74 00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:48,000 - RIGHT. RIGHT. 75 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,910 YOU CAN'T LET THE PRIESTS HAVE ALL THE FUN. RIGHT? 76 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:51,480 - HOW CAN I HELP? 77 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:54,510 - IT SEEMS I'VE BEEN JUDGED, JURIED, AND FOUND 78 00:04:54,540 --> 00:04:55,780 PRETTY FUCKING GUILTY. 79 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:57,510 - YES, YOU MOST CERTAINLY HAVE. 80 00:04:57,550 --> 00:05:00,480 - WHAT'S MY MOVE HERE? 81 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,090 - WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET IN YOUR CAR 82 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,720 AND DRIVE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 83 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,520 - I DON'T HAVE A CAR. - STEAL ONE. 84 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,690 - YOU KNOW, FOR--FOR A WOMAN OF THE CLOTH, 85 00:05:08,730 --> 00:05:11,430 YOU'RE--YOU'RE PRETTY MORALLY AMBIVALENT, SISTER. 86 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:12,600 I'M JUST SAYING. 87 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,130 - DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT, HANK. 88 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,930 - HA. JESUS. WHOA. SORRY. 89 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:19,670 WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS? 90 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:20,700 - WHAT ABOUT THEM? 91 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:24,710 - WELL, IT SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING... 92 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:29,780 PRETTY MEAN OF ME TO DO THAT TO THEM. 93 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:32,850 - SERIOUSLY? DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY CARE? 94 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,850 AT FIRST, SURE. 95 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:37,720 BUT AFTER A WHILE, 96 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,420 WOULDN'T THEY BE BETTER OFF? 97 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:42,830 - MAYBE. 98 00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:48,470 - NOW HOW ABOUT THAT BLOWJOB? 99 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,470 - OH, DEAR GOD. 100 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,500 HANK IS GOING TO HELL AGAIN. 101 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:39,920 OOH. - BUSTED. 102 00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:43,890 - HEY. I WAS JUST GONNA MAKE US SOME BREAKFAST. 103 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:44,990 - BULLSHIT. 104 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:46,890 - OKAY, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO GET US SOME BREAKFAST. 105 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,990 - BULLSHITTIER. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME. 106 00:06:49,030 --> 00:06:50,860 I WAS GONNA MAYBE STEAL A CUP OF COFFEE. 107 00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:53,100 - AND THEN LEAVE. - WELL, EVENTUALLY. 108 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:54,600 MIGHT'VE DROPPED A DEUCE FIRST. 109 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:56,730 - OH, GOD, WHAT LOVELY MORNING-AFTER TALK. 110 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:58,600 - WELL, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MOVE IN WITH YOU, DO YOU? 111 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,570 - GOD, NO. - GOOD. 112 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:04,470 I'M GLAD WE GOT THAT SETTLED. - [exhales] 113 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:05,980 HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS MORNING? 114 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,780 - I'M ACTUALLY DOING FANTASTIC. 115 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:10,950 I'M HAPPY TO HAVE GOTTEN SOME PRIMO HETEROSEXUAL COUPLING 116 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:12,650 OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE I GET SHIPPED OFF 117 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,150 TO THE BIG HOUSE WHERE I'M GONNA HAVE TO START 118 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:15,950 TAKING LARGE OBJECTS IN THE POOPER. 119 00:07:15,990 --> 00:07:19,490 - HANK, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR SENTENCING WILL BE. 120 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,590 I MEAN, YOU COULD BE LOOKING AT PROBATION. 121 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:22,930 - YEAH. I COULD BE LOOKING AT PRISON. 122 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,160 I THINK I SHOULD PREPARE FOR THE WORSTEST. 123 00:07:25,190 --> 00:07:27,860 - I DO LIKE A MAN WHO PREPARES FOR THE WORSTEST. 124 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:32,640 - HMM. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 125 00:07:32,670 --> 00:07:35,770 THERE MIGHT BE SOME FOLKS THAT ARE WORRIED SICK ABOUT ME. 126 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:38,170 OR NOT. ONE NEVER KNOWS THESE DAYS. 127 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:41,910 - HEY, UM, DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID OUT THERE, OKAY? 128 00:07:41,950 --> 00:07:45,850 - WHO, ME? IMPOSSIBLE. 129 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,190 THANKS FOR BENDING THE RULES LAST NIGHT. 130 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,090 AMONG OTHER THINGS. 131 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,160 - WELL, SEEING AS I FAILED TO GET YOU OFF, 132 00:07:56,190 --> 00:07:58,630 I FIGURED I MIGHT AS WELL THROW YOU A PITY BANG. 133 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:01,260 - OH, THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD BE BEATING 134 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,670 YOURSELF UP ABOUT THAT, 135 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,100 SO I WAS ACTUALLY THROWING YOU A PITY BANG. 136 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:05,970 - OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SO GENEROUS. SO SWEET. 137 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,100 - YEAH, I'M GONNA MAKE SOME WHITE POWER GUY 138 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:10,640 AN EXCELLENT BITCH. 139 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:29,190 HEY. - OH, MY GOD. 140 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:32,630 YOU'RE HANK MOODY. - YES. YES, I AM. 141 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:35,330 AND YOU ARE? I MEAN, WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU? 142 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,770 - I DON'T GET IT. I'M PEGGY. 143 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,840 - HEY, PEGGY. IT'S NOT HUGELY IMPORTANT. 144 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:44,140 IS THE RUNKASAUR AROUND? - UPSTAIRS. GOING POO-POO. 145 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:46,910 - GROSS. - YOU WERE FOUND GUILTY. 146 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:50,010 - YES. YES, I WAS. - OF RAPE. 147 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:51,880 - STATUTORY RAPE. - WHATEVER. 148 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,680 STILL GOT "RAPE" IN IT. 149 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:57,850 - HANK? HANK? HANK? 150 00:08:57,890 --> 00:09:00,690 THERE YOU ARE. I TRIED YOU ALL DAY YESTERDAY. 151 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,130 ARE YOU OKAY? - I GUESS. 152 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,730 - OH. 153 00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:11,270 HMM? 154 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:20,380 NO, NO, I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE. 155 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:24,910 WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW ANYWAY. 156 00:09:24,950 --> 00:09:28,920 - [as Runkle] "I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE." 157 00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:29,750 - [chuckling] - WHAT'D SHE SAY? 158 00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:31,660 - SHE WANTED TO PLAY "HOME INVASION." 159 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:33,390 YEAH, YOU BREAK IN, PISTOL-WHIP ME, 160 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:35,390 TIE ME TO A CHAIR, AND THEN I HAVE TO WATCH 161 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:36,960 WHILE YOU RAPE HER. 162 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:40,030 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY? 163 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:44,770 WELL, NO, I'M TOO TIRED. - THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED. 164 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,300 - I WOULD LIKE TO PISTOL-WHIP YOU THOUGH. 165 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:49,740 - HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? HOW YOU HOLDING UP? 166 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:52,210 - PRETTY SHITTY. I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO PRISON, CHARLIE. 167 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,310 - I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY. 168 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:57,310 - OH, BOY. IT'S OKAY, BUDDY BOY. 169 00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:59,920 IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY. THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU. 170 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:03,050 IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. - OOH OOH OOH! 171 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,750 I GOT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP. 172 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:08,060 MM-HMM. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH. 173 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,760 * TAH-DAH 174 00:10:09,790 --> 00:10:12,330 IT'S YOUR HUNDY LARGE. FROM SLOWLY WE ROT 2. 175 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:15,030 MINUS MY 10% OF COURSE. 176 00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:17,770 DO NOT SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE. 177 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,860 - THAT'S IT. MUCH BETTER. 178 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:04,410 - I'LL VISIT YOU EVERY DAY. - JUST STOP IT. 179 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,920 - WHAT? I WILL. - NO, BECCA, JUST... 180 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:07,020 - I PROMISE. 181 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,380 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT. 182 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:09,990 - BUT THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING, RIGHT? 183 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,390 I MEAN, THIS IS REAL, DAD. 184 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,120 IF YOU GO TO JAIL, I'LL PROBABLY BE IN COLLEGE 185 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,720 BY THE TIME YOU GET OUT. 186 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,730 - YOU BETTER BE. 187 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,300 - I'M NOT AFRAID OF IT, DAD. 188 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,930 IF YOU WERE SICK, IF YOU WERE DYING, 189 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,730 I'D HAVE TO FACE IT HEAD-ON, RIGHT? 190 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,900 - I DON'T KNOW, BECCA. I JUST THOUGHT 191 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,900 MAYBE WE COULD SPEND SOME TIME OUT HERE 192 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:32,210 AND NOT THINK ABOUT REALITY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 193 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,080 - TAKE ME HOME. - WHY? 194 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:38,280 - BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HOW SELFISH YOU ARE. 195 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:40,220 YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT REALITY. 196 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:44,750 BUT I LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD WHERE I NEED A FUCKING FATHER. 197 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:47,320 YOU'RE SO PROUD OF YOURSELF FOR BEING SUCH A COOL DAD. 198 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,930 WELL, LOOK WHERE IT FUCKING GOT YOU. 199 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,260 YOU KNOW THAT I PRAY SOMETIMES, DAD? 200 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:54,800 YOU KNOW WHAT I PRAY FOR THE MOST? 201 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:59,070 THAT I WAKE UP ONE DAY AND YOU'VE BECOME A TOTAL BORE. 202 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:02,170 THE KIND OF FATHER WHO GETS UP EVERY MORNING, 203 00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:03,340 PUTS ON A SUIT AND TIE, 204 00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:05,010 DRIVES TO SOME LAME OFFICE PARK, 205 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,910 COMES HOME AT 5:30 ON THE DOT, 206 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:10,910 HAS A DRINK, AND HANGS OUT WITH HIS FUCKING FAMILY. 207 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:14,780 HOW HARD WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN FOR YOU, DAD, 208 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,190 TO JUST BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE? 209 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:34,900 - * ON SATURDAY NIGHT I'M A GOD-FEARING MAN * 210 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:39,110 * I WANNA WAKE AT FIRST LIGHT FOR THE SUNDAY SERMON * 211 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:42,510 * I WANT HEAVEN SO AT 7:00 I * 212 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:45,180 * I GET TO BED BUT AT 11:00 I WAKE UP * 213 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:49,820 - [laughing] - IS THAT THE TRIXIE? 214 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:54,220 - HANK MOODY. HI. 215 00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:56,260 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GREAT. 216 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:57,490 GETTING LAID AND GETTING PAID. 217 00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:58,960 - WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THE STIFF, 218 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,100 WHY DON'T YOU SWING BY MY ROOM? 219 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,930 CONSIDER THIS A DEPOSIT. 220 00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:05,100 - NICE TO SEE YOU. 221 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,870 [moans] 222 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:10,370 YOU HAVE MAGIC HANDS, HANK MOODY. 223 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:13,310 THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME, TRIXELLA. 224 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:16,210 - OH. SO ARE YOU GONNA GO TO JAIL? 225 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:20,950 - I DON'T KNOW. QUITE POSSIBLY. 226 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,320 - YOU EVER THINK ABOUT RUNNING? 227 00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:24,490 - ALL THE TIME. 228 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,520 YOU EVER THINK ABOUT RUNNING? QUITTING THE LIFE? 229 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,990 - ALL THE TIME. 230 00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:32,160 I SAVED UP A LOT OF MONEY. - GOOD FOR YOU, TRIX. 231 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,360 - ONE OF THESE DAYS, 232 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,600 I'M GONNA HANG UP MY WHORING SHOES 233 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:37,500 AND GO TO VEGAS. 234 00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:41,070 BUY A LITTLE CONDO. PLAY THE SLOTS. 235 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:44,610 NEVER WRAP MY LIPS AROUND ANOTHER MALE MEMBER 236 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,740 UNLESS I WANT TO. 237 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:51,150 - MM. IF I HAD A DIME FOR EVERY TIME I'VE SAID THAT. 238 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:54,020 SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, TRIXIE. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT. 239 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,090 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME WITH ME. 240 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,620 - I TOTALLY SHOULD, BUT I CAN'T. 241 00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:59,660 RUNNING'S NOT THE RIGHT MOVE FOR ME RIGHT NOW. 242 00:13:59,690 --> 00:14:03,460 - REALLY? RUNNING SEEMS LIKE EXACTLY THE RIGHT MOVE 243 00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:05,560 FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. 244 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:08,500 - MM. - WELL, I'VE BEEN TO JAIL ONCE. 245 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:13,140 NO BUENO. 246 00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:18,140 I PROMISED MYSELF IF THEY EVER CAME FOR ME AGAIN... 247 00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:22,380 FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW, I AM HITTING THE FUCKING ROAD. 248 00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:25,280 BESIDES, WHAT'S THE POINT OF ROTTING IN PRISON 249 00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:28,120 FOR A CRIME YOU DIDN'T COMMIT? 250 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:30,920 - WELL, I DID FUCK THE GIRL. - BUT YOU DIDN'T RAPE HER. 251 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:33,090 - NO! NO. 252 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,490 - I'M NOT JUDGING. I SEE ALL TYPES. 253 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,960 - WELL, I'M NOT THAT TYPE. - I KNOW YOU'RE NOT. 254 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:44,930 YOU'RE AN OUTLAW, HANK. JUST LIKE ME. 255 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:50,140 SO...DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS THING OR WHAT? 256 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:54,510 - DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD PAY YOU JUST TO BE NICE TO ME 257 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:57,980 FOR A LITTLE WHILE? 258 00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:00,050 - SURE THING, HANK. 259 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,620 [alarm clock rings] 260 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:12,960 - GOOD MORNING, DEAR. MILK AND TWO SUGARS. 261 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,030 - THANK YOU, MOTHER. 262 00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:17,970 KISSES? - OH. 263 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,470 - AH, PUMPKIN, GOOD MORNING. 264 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:25,410 KISSES? 265 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:29,550 - HAVE A NICE DAY, DEAR. - I WILL. THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 266 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,280 HONEYS, I'M HOME! 267 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:43,460 MM. IS THAT MOM'S CHERRY PIE I SMELL? 268 00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:47,730 I LOVE MOM'S CHERRY PIE! [chuckles] 269 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,200 "ONCE UPON A TIME, 270 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:51,230 "THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY WHO ALWAYS WANTED 271 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:53,370 "MORE THAN HE HAD. 272 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,100 "BUT WHEN HE FINALLY GREW UP, 273 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,140 "HE FOUND OUT THAT HE HAD EVERYTHING 274 00:15:57,170 --> 00:16:00,110 "HE COULD HAVE EVER WANTED ALL ALONG. 275 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:05,080 THE END." 276 00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:06,780 GOOD NIGHT, SCOUT. 277 00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:10,390 - GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 278 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:13,690 - WHAT'S BURNING? - I AM. 279 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:18,590 [television chatter continues] 280 00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:20,500 - HAVE A SEAT. 281 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:24,160 [horn honking] 282 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:43,810 [cell phone rings] 283 00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:45,410 - FUCK. 284 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:48,450 [cell phone rings] 285 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:53,120 HELLO? MARCY? 286 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,790 WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 287 00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:12,310 HELLO? 288 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,140 all: SURPRISE! [party horns sounding] 289 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,780 - SURPRI-I-ISE! 290 00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:19,320 WE WANTED TO THROW YOU A "HANK IS INNOCENT" PARTY. 291 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:21,850 BUT WE HAD TO WORK WITH WHAT YOU GAVE US. 292 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:25,290 - ASSHOLES. [party horns sounding] 293 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,660 [overlapping chatter] 294 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,790 - REMEMBER THE TIME THOUGH WHEN WE WENT TO SANTA BARBARA 295 00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:33,200 AND MR. ANALLY FIXATED OVER HERE 296 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,260 GOT US KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL POOL? 297 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,430 - OH, MY GOD. THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. 298 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:39,340 - WHY WAS THAT AGAIN, CHARLIE? WHY? 299 00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:40,940 - WELL, I CANNOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS 300 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:42,240 IN FRONT OF THE YOUNG LADY. 301 00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:43,110 - THANK YOU. - WHY? 302 00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:45,840 SHE KNOWS WHAT A DISGUSTING PERV YOU ARE. 303 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:48,710 - I DO. I MADE PEACE WITH IT A LONG TIME AGO. 304 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:50,410 IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT A NICE MAN. 305 00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:51,750 - WELL, THANK YOU, BECCA. 306 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,550 YOU'RE EVERY INCH THE VAN DER MOODY. 307 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:56,790 - THAT'S MY GIRL. UP HIGH. COME ON. 308 00:18:56,820 --> 00:19:00,360 - OKAY. OKAY. I, UH, WANTED TO PLEASURE MYSELF 309 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,560 WHILE THAT LITTLE PUMP THINGY BLEW WATER UP MY BUTT. 310 00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:04,830 IT FELT GOOD. - OKAY, CHARLIE, ENOUGH. 311 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,460 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO GROSS. - YOU TOLD IT. 312 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,930 - I SUPPOSE I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN 313 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,600 MY BATHING SUIT OFF. - OH, GOD. 314 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,340 - I'M THROWING UP IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW. 315 00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:15,540 - PITY THOSE POOR KIDS WHO ARE NEVER GOING TO FORGET 316 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,740 THIS IMAGE OF THIS BIG, NAKED, MAN BABY 317 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:18,770 RISING UP FROM THE WATER 318 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:21,580 LIKE THE CREATURE FROM THE PASTY WHITE LAGOON. 319 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:23,680 - IT'S NO GROSSER THAN YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER. 320 00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,780 THEY USED TO SNEAK OFF TO DO IT EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME. 321 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:26,850 - SHUT UP. - YEAH. MM-HMM. 322 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,890 IN BATHROOMS, UTILITY CLOSETS. - YEAH. YES. YES. 323 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,990 - TRUE. DIDN'T YOU SCHLOB HANK'S KNOB ON A BALCONY ONCE? 324 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:34,820 - MARCY, CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? 325 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:37,660 - OH, LIKE IT'S A SECRET YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE OF NYMPHOS. 326 00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:39,830 - IT'S BETTER THAN GROWING UP WITH MY FAMILY. 327 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,860 I CAN'T EVER REMEMBER MY PARENTS EVEN TOUCHING ONE ANOTHER. 328 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,530 - SORRY, BECKERS. 329 00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:46,700 YOU MUST BE SO BORED BY ALL THIS GROWN-UP TALK. 330 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:48,840 - IS THIS GROWN-UP TALK? 331 00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:50,710 - [laughs] I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 332 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:53,710 - NO, IT'S NICE SEEING YOU GUYS TOGETHER LIKE THIS 333 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,940 REMINDS ME OF A BETTER TIME. 334 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,450 - NOT BETTER, SWEETIE. JUST DIFFERENT. 335 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,350 - IT WAS BETTER. I KNOW IT WAS. I WAS THERE. 336 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:03,950 - IT WAS AN ILLUSION, BABY. MAGIC TRICK. 337 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,650 - I KNOW YOU THINK I'M TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND, 338 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:07,260 BUT I WAS THERE. 339 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,390 I WAS WATCHING. I WAS LISTENING. 340 00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:13,830 YOU GUYS WERE ALL HAPPY AND IN LOVE AND I FELT SAFE. 341 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,430 I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING A GROWN-UP 342 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:17,300 BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE SO MUCH FUN. 343 00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:19,840 AND THEN SOMEWHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. 344 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,300 I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS CALIFORNIA 345 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:22,870 OR JUST YOU GUYS, BUT IT ALL CHANGED ONE DAY 346 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:24,040 ALMOST OVERNIGHT. 347 00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:28,540 TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS WATCHING AND TAKING NOTES. 348 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:33,450 YOU GUYS WERE GOOD TOGETHER. 349 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,290 - I TEND TO AGREE WITH THE GIRL. 350 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,350 - YOU'RE WISE AND BEAUTIFUL, YOU KNOW THAT? 351 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:41,360 YOU MAKE US FEEL OLD AND STUPID. 352 00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,030 AND WE LOVE YOU FOR IT. 353 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,330 - I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SLEEP. - WHY NOT? 354 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:50,700 - 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL BE HERE 355 00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:54,970 WHEN I WAKE UP. 356 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,710 - WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. [blow kiss] 357 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,540 - GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 358 00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:02,580 - GOOD NIGHT. 359 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:06,720 [blows party horn] 360 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:10,950 - GOD, I WISH I COULD GET HIGH WITH Y'ALL. 361 00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:13,820 I MEAN, THE BABY'S NOT GONNA GO FULL RETARD 362 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:16,490 IF I JUST GET THE TINIEST BIT WHACKED, RIGHT? 363 00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:19,500 - THE BABY. - IT WON'T. 364 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,030 - I CANNOT ENDORSE THAT SHIT. 365 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:24,600 I MEAN, THIS--THIS MEDICINAL STUFF IS STRONG. 366 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:27,570 - WELL, I KNOW. SO YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL. 367 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,810 ESPECIALLY YOU, JACKAMO. 368 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,710 YOU CAN NEVER HANDLE YOUR WEED. 369 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:36,950 - I FEEL LIKE I'M WEARING A VERY WARM TOUPEE RIGHT NOW. 370 00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:39,820 AND I FEEL A TINGLING IN MY UNDERPANTS. 371 00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:41,850 - THAT'D BE ME, BOGART. COME ON. 372 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,450 - YOU SEE THAT? BECCA WAS RIGHT. 373 00:21:44,490 --> 00:21:46,690 WE'RE GOOD TOGETHER. WE WERE GOOD TOGETHER. 374 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:50,930 WE STILL ARE. GOD DAMN IT. 375 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:55,430 - WELL, IF SHE'S RIGHT, THEN HOW DID WE END UP HERE? 376 00:21:55,460 --> 00:22:00,000 I MEAN, HI, MY NAME'S KAREN. - HI, KAREN. 377 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,070 - HELLO, KAREN. 378 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:06,010 - THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THE FATHER OF MY CHILD 379 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:11,110 IS...IS A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER. 380 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:16,450 - YEAH, DUDE! HEE HEE HEE. - OH, MY GOD. HELLO! 381 00:22:16,490 --> 00:22:18,550 AND YOU'RE THE CRAZY BITCH WHO STAYED WITH HIM 382 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:19,560 ALL OF THESE YEARS. 383 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:21,820 - I KNOW! - OH, MY GOD. 384 00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:23,430 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? - SERIOUSLY. 385 00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:25,860 NO, BABE, YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THOSE FREAKY CUNTS 386 00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:28,100 WHO MARRIES THE SERIAL KILLERS ON DEATH ROW. 387 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:30,600 - JESUS CHRIST, MARCY, I'M RIGHT HERE! 388 00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:32,600 - SORRY, BUT... - AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? 389 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,940 YOU'RE HAVING AN OUT-OF-WEDLOCK BABY 390 00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:35,070 WITH STU BEGGS. 391 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,610 - CHURCH. 392 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,810 - I'M JUST GLAD IT'S NOT RICK SPRINGFIELD'S BABY. 393 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,480 - OKAY, COCK-SNOT, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 394 00:22:42,510 --> 00:22:44,480 YOU'RE OUT THERE STICKING YOUR MICRO-PHALLUS 395 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,820 INTO SOME SERIOUSLY DAMAGED PUSSY. 396 00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:49,150 - CHURCH. I MET ONE OF THOSE THIS MORNING. 397 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:51,850 - COME ON. - CHARLIE. 398 00:22:51,890 --> 00:22:54,820 SHE SEEMED LIKE SHE WAS OUT OF HER FUCKING GOURD. 399 00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:58,730 - PEGGY. SHE BLOWS MY MIND. SEXUALLY. 400 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,630 SHE HAS NO BOUNDARIES. - YOU NEED BOUNDARIES. 401 00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:05,500 SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED SOMEONE TO SAY "NO, LET'S NOT DO THAT 402 00:23:05,530 --> 00:23:07,470 BECAUSE THAT IS FUCKING SICK." 403 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,040 OTHERWISE, WE'D ALL BE RUNNING AROUND 404 00:23:09,070 --> 00:23:11,170 WITH SHIT, PISS, AND BLOOD ALL OVER OUR DAMN SELVES 405 00:23:11,210 --> 00:23:13,740 AND SHOVING VIBRATORS UP OUR ASSES ALL DAY. 406 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:16,550 - WHOO-HOO-HOO! - WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 407 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:19,750 - [laughs] 408 00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:22,220 HANK, I'M GONNA MISS YOU. 409 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,690 - OH, MARCE, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? 410 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,820 - EEHEE-HEE. 411 00:23:25,850 --> 00:23:27,890 - WE WERE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME. 412 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,030 - I KNOW. BUT I LOVE YOU AND I DON'T WANT YOU 413 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,630 TO BE IN TROUBLE. 414 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,660 I WANT THINGS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE. 415 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:39,130 - MM. - THE WAY WE WERE. 416 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:40,800 - NO MORE TEARS. I'M A BIG BOY. 417 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,570 I DID THE CRIME, I CAN DO THE TIME. 418 00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:44,740 - BUT YOU DIDN'T. YOU GOT FUCKED. 419 00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:47,740 - I FUCKED MYSELF A LONG, LONG TIME AGO. 420 00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:53,480 - SOMEONE'S FEELING SORRY FOR HIMSELF. 421 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,220 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 422 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:58,920 - MM. - YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOT TO DO. 423 00:23:58,950 --> 00:24:00,920 - OH, YEAH. - PILE UP. COME ON. 424 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,920 - OH, WE'RE DOING THAT? 425 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,030 - OH, OH! TICKLISH. 426 00:24:04,060 --> 00:24:05,090 [laughter] 427 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:07,230 - SPREAD YOUR PUSSY. 428 00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:08,530 WATCH THE BABY. 429 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,600 [laughter] 430 00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:20,210 - YOU MUST BE REALLY BAKED. - [chuckles] 431 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,680 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? - 'CAUSE YOU'RE DANCING WITH ME. 432 00:24:23,710 --> 00:24:25,810 - MM-HMM. - A CONVICTED FELON. 433 00:24:25,850 --> 00:24:28,680 - WELL, IT MUST BE TRUE WHAT THEY SAY: 434 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,750 THERE'S SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE. 435 00:24:30,790 --> 00:24:32,760 - WELL, THANK YOU FOR TODAY. 436 00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:34,690 SHORT OF MAKING SWEET LOVE TO ME, 437 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,030 THAT WAS THE NICEST THING YOU COULD'VE DONE FOR ME. 438 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:40,030 - YOU'RE WELCOME. IT WAS FUN. 439 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:43,800 I MEAN, IT'S NICE TO ESCAPE REALITY ONCE IN A WHILE, RIGHT? 440 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:47,300 - YEAH. I ALMOST ESCAPED TODAY. 441 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:49,540 I WAS DRIVING. 442 00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:54,040 I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT DRIVING OFF. 443 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,680 - I KNOW. 444 00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:58,050 - HOW? 445 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,750 - BECAUSE YOU HAD THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE. 446 00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:01,680 FIGHT OR FLIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 447 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,150 I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOU. 448 00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:08,560 - LUCKY YOU. - I AM LUCKY. 449 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,960 I'M LUCKY TO HAVE KNOWN YOU. 450 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:14,630 I'M LUCKY TO HAVE LOVED YOU. 451 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:19,640 BUT I FEEL IT'S FINALLY-- IT'S FINALLY OVER. 452 00:25:19,670 --> 00:25:24,040 WHICH IS-- IS KIND OF A RELIEF. 453 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:30,080 - OVER. 454 00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:32,150 - YOU DON'T WANT ME, HANK. 455 00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:35,850 - WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 456 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,990 - ISN'T IT? - MM-MM. 457 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:41,360 - BECCA WAS RIGHT. WE WERE GOOD TOGETHER. 458 00:25:41,390 --> 00:25:44,030 WE WERE HAPPY. 459 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:46,190 I THOUGHT WE WERE A FUCKING FAIRYTALE. 460 00:25:46,230 --> 00:25:48,730 BUT IF YOU'RE CARELESS WITH SOMETHING FOR LONG ENOUGH, 461 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,670 YOU KNOW, IT BREAKS. 462 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:54,300 AND THAT'S HOW I FEEL. BROKEN. 463 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:59,340 COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BROKEN. 464 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:05,950 FROM THE SECOND THAT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT MIA TILL NOW, 465 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:08,820 IT'S--IT'S BEEN A BAD DREAM, YOU KNOW? 466 00:26:08,850 --> 00:26:14,790 I'VE BEEN SLEEPWALKING THROUGH MY LIFE. 467 00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:17,860 AND I CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THAT. 468 00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:26,100 - I UNDERSTAND. I'LL GO. 469 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:27,800 - I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED YOU TO GO. 470 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:33,180 - KAREN, I DON'T GET IT. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 471 00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:34,840 - SOMETHING YOU CAN'T GIVE ME. 472 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:40,280 SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO GIVE ME. 473 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:46,050 SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 474 00:26:46,090 --> 00:26:49,060 - I'M SORRY. - DON'T BE. 475 00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:50,330 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S MINE. 476 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,330 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MINE. 477 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,730 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 478 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,730 DON'T SAY THAT. 479 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,830 - IF YOU WERE GONNA HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU KNEW 480 00:26:58,870 --> 00:27:04,240 THAT IT WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE LAST TIME, 481 00:27:04,270 --> 00:27:08,180 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE? 482 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,410 - I THINK IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLY SAD. 483 00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:16,180 - YEAH, SO DO I. 484 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:18,850 MAKE ME SAD. 485 00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:25,260 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 35687

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