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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:09,190 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:11,190 - MY NAME IS HANK. - I KNOW. 3 00:00:11,230 --> 00:00:12,800 - OH! 4 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:15,370 - THIS IS MIA, BILL'S DAUGHTER. AND THIS IS HANK. 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,300 - SHE'S 16. - 16. 6 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:20,540 - PLEASE DO NOT MAKE IT LIKE IT WASN'T THE LEAST BIT SATISFYING 7 00:00:20,570 --> 00:00:21,800 TO FUCK THE WIFE OF THE MAN WHO TURNED 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,270 YOUR PRECIOUS BOOK INTO A BIG, SHITTY MOVIE! 9 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:27,110 - GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE AND FORGET ABOUT THE WOMAN 10 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:28,580 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY. 11 00:00:28,610 --> 00:00:30,080 - I'M GONNA MARRY BILL. 12 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:31,620 - HANK. - ARE YOU SURE? 13 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:33,480 - QUICK, BEFORE I CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND. 14 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,650 - KAREN, WAIT! 15 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,590 - I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. - NO. 16 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,390 - THE D.A.'s OFFICE WAS WILLING TO DROP THE ASSAULT CHARGES. 17 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:40,720 THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. - WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? 18 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,130 - YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH STATUTORY RAPE. 19 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:45,260 THE PROSECUTION HAS A LAME CASE, AND THEY KNOW IT TOO. 20 00:00:45,290 --> 00:00:46,500 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE GUILTY. 21 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:48,330 I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU THAT WAY. 22 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,770 - AND THEN MONDAY WILL COME, 23 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,400 AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO COURT 24 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:55,800 SO THAT YOU CAN STAND TRIAL FOR RAPING A TEENAGE GIRL. 25 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,180 'CAUSE THAT IS THE REALITY OF OUR LIVES RIGHT NOW. 26 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:18,360 [footsteps] 27 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,230 - YOU LOOK GREAT. - [scoffs] 28 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:23,130 I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FBI AGENT. 29 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:26,140 A VERY BROODING AND COMELY FBI AGENT. 30 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:27,800 - BUT STILL... 31 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,810 - JUST KEEP PUTTING ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER 32 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,540 AND IT WILL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 33 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:34,910 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. 34 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:38,480 - WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, EXACTLY? 35 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:40,380 - EVERYTHING. 36 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:42,520 WHICH IS WEIRD, YOU KNOW, 37 00:01:42,550 --> 00:01:44,420 BECAUSE I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE PRACTICING ZEN 38 00:01:44,450 --> 00:01:45,820 AND THE ART OF WHO GIVES A FUCK? 39 00:01:45,850 --> 00:01:49,290 AND NOW I JUST WANT TO GET IN THE PORSCHE AND DRIVE. 40 00:01:49,330 --> 00:01:51,930 - WELL, IT'S JUST AS WELL, BECCA TOTALED IT. 41 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,530 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 42 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,570 - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 43 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,700 - CAN YOU TELL ME THAT EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 44 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:02,410 - I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 45 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,640 - CAN YOU TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE HERE WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS? 46 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:08,710 - I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT EITHER. 47 00:02:08,740 --> 00:02:10,950 - WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME? - YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. 48 00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:13,380 - MM. ALL RIGHT. 49 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:14,850 - COME ON. - I--I JUST-- 50 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,890 I JUST NEED A FEW SECONDS. 51 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,820 GOTTA DO--YOU KNOW. GOTTA GET THE HAIR RIGHT. 52 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:21,660 - OKAY. 53 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,700 [vomiting] 54 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:39,440 - WELL... 55 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:43,480 LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 56 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:45,450 AFTER YOU, LADIES. 57 00:02:57,330 --> 00:03:00,200 [upbeat music] 58 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:08,200 * 59 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:45,310 girls: FREE HANK! FREE HANK! FREE HANK! FREE HANK... 60 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:53,320 - OH, MAN. I'M GONNA TAKE YOU AROUND BACK. 61 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:54,450 - YEAH, THANK YOU. I'M NOT FEELING 62 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,320 PARTICULARLY QUIPPY THIS MORNING. 63 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:59,690 - WELL, THERE'S A MINOR MIRACLE. - WELL... 64 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:06,660 - OKAY, GET THE FUCK OUT. 65 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,570 - [weak chuckle] YOU'RE FUNNY. 66 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,770 - YOU GOTTA LAUGH, RIGHT? 67 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:14,700 - I'M SORRY, KAREN... 68 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:17,070 FOR HURTING YOU, EMBARRASSING YOU. 69 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:18,880 FOR EVERYTHING. 70 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:22,040 - YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO ME? 71 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,710 GET IN THERE, BE A MAN, DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT, 72 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,650 WHATEVER HAPPENS. 73 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:31,520 - OR WE COULD DRIVE BACK AND HEAD OUT TO LAX, 74 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:33,460 PICK A DESTINATION OFF THE BOARD. 75 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,020 PREFERABLY SOME PLACE WARM AND SUNNY 76 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:37,030 WITH A FIRM NON-EXTRADITION POLICY. 77 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:38,660 - GO. 78 00:04:38,690 --> 00:04:41,730 SMILE AND BE NICE. MIND YOUR MANNERS. 79 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,070 I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE. 80 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:48,410 - I LOVE YOU. 81 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:04,790 - OH... - SORRY, MAN. 82 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:06,920 - OH, GOD. 83 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,730 - SHIT. WOW. 84 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,790 LONG TIME, NO FUCKING SEE. - YEAH. 85 00:05:10,830 --> 00:05:12,660 - HOW ARE YOU? 86 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:19,000 - I'M WELL, HANK. THANK YOU. 87 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:22,040 - RIGHT. 88 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:24,570 LOOK, HOW DO I BEGIN? 89 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:26,380 HOW DO I MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SORRY I AM? 90 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,810 - SAVE YOUR BREATH, HANK. 91 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,650 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WALK IN MY SHOES? 92 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,880 I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT BECCA. 93 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,890 WHAT IF I HAD SEX WITH HER? 94 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,990 HOW WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 95 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:40,120 WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO MAKE IT OKAY AGAIN? 96 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,490 WOULD YOU HIT ME? 97 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:43,930 WOULD YOU KILL ME? 98 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,590 OR WOULD YOU GO IN THERE, 99 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:47,030 TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT YOU KNOW, 100 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:50,100 AND HOPE I GET EXACTLY WHAT I DESERVE? 101 00:05:50,130 --> 00:05:52,540 SEE YOU INSIDE. 102 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:57,040 - THERE YOU ARE. - HEY. 103 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:59,410 - I THOUGHT YOU MADE A RUN FOR THE BORDER. 104 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,380 - I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THEN I HIT TACO BELL 105 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:03,010 AND THE FEELING PASSED. 106 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:04,510 - YOU READY TO DO THIS? 107 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:30,540 YOU OKAY? 108 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:33,140 - I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP...AGAIN. 109 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:34,280 - AGAIN? - YEAH. 110 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:37,080 YOU THINK THEY HAVE ANY OF THOSE LITTLE BARF BAGS AROUND? 111 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:38,710 - OKAY. 112 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,090 - THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA VERSUS HANK MOODY. 113 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,850 THE HONORABLE SUSAN McMARTIN PRESIDING. 114 00:06:45,890 --> 00:06:49,890 ALL RISE. 115 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:52,700 - PLEASE BE SEATED. 116 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:58,700 - THE PROSECUTION IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT... 117 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:01,500 ABOUT ONE THING, AND ONE THING ONLY. 118 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:06,140 MR. MOODY HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A TEENAGE GIRL. 119 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:07,210 THIS IS UNDISPUTED. 120 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:11,710 ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION, MR. MOODY WAS APPROACHED 121 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:12,920 BY A VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG WOMAN 122 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:14,620 WHO MADE IT VERY CLEAR SHE WAS INTERESTED 123 00:07:14,650 --> 00:07:15,750 IN HAVING SEX WITH HIM. 124 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:19,020 SHE WENT HOME WITH HIM THAT NIGHT AND DID JUST THAT. 125 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:21,890 AT NO POINT DID MR. MOODY INQUIRE ABOUT HER AGE, 126 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:25,190 NOR DID MS. LEWIS OFFER IT TO HIM. 127 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:29,730 IS THIS A GOOD THING? A SMART THING? 128 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:30,900 AN HONORABLE THING? 129 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:33,000 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 130 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,970 BUT IT IS A REALITY OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN. 131 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:41,010 MR. MOODY IS FAR FROM A BOY SCOUT. 132 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,110 HE WOULD BE THE FIRST TO CONFESS HIS SINS. 133 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:46,650 BUT HE DID NOT KNOWINGLY HAVE SEX WITH A MINOR. 134 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,520 HE HAD SEX WITH A VERY TROUBLED YOUNG WOMAN, 135 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:52,720 WHO HAD REASONS OF HER OWN FOR OBSCURING THE TRUTH. 136 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:03,270 - I'D BE LYING IF I DIDN'T SAY I WAS A LITTLE HARD RIGHT NOW. 137 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,100 YOU'RE GOOD. 138 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:07,970 - IS THE STATE READY TO CALL ITS FIRST WITNESS? 139 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,040 - IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, 140 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:10,970 THE STATE CALLS CHARLES W. RUNKLE. 141 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:16,880 - * TO ALL THE KIDS THAT PICKED ON ME IN SCHOOL * 142 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,210 - * FUCK YOU, I'M FAMOUS * 143 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,020 - * WHO LEFT ME OUT 'CAUSE I WASN'T COOL * 144 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:21,620 - * FUCK YOU, I'M FAMOUS * 145 00:08:21,650 --> 00:08:23,020 - * TO ALL THE GIRLS THAT SAID I WOULDN'T MAKE IT * 146 00:08:23,050 --> 00:08:24,750 - * FUCK YOU, I'M FAMOUS * 147 00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:27,920 - HANK MOODY FOR A SCREENING OF GOD HATES US ALL. 148 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,160 - HMM, I DON'T HAVE THAT ON HERE. 149 00:08:30,190 --> 00:08:32,100 I'VE GOT A SCREENING FOR SOMETHING CALLED 150 00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:35,830 A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE. 151 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:38,130 - THAT IT? 152 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:52,150 [laughter] 153 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:55,320 [indistinct movie dialogue] 154 00:08:57,650 --> 00:09:00,560 [intermittent laughter] 155 00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:27,320 - OH, HEY, MOODY, WHAT'D YOU THINK? 156 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:31,920 OH, WAIT, I FORGOT... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 157 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,390 - NOW, NOW. 158 00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:35,820 - THAT'S IT, CHARLIE, I'M DOING IT. 159 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:37,960 - WHAT? I'M FUCKING HIS WIFE. 160 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:39,200 HE'S LEFT ME NO CHOICE. 161 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,760 - YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, HANK. 162 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,230 - YEP, I THINK I DO. 163 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:45,370 REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED WITH MY DICK. 164 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:49,170 - HE ACTUALLY SAID, "REVENGE IS A DISH 165 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:51,170 BEST SERVED WITH MY DICK"? 166 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,880 - [stifled laughter] 167 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,950 YEAH, BUT HE WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND. 168 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,380 - OH, HE WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND. 169 00:09:58,410 --> 00:10:00,050 SO HE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MRS. CARR? 170 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,050 - OH, WELL, YES, HE DID. 171 00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:03,720 BUT THAT WAS ALL IN GOOD FUN. - I SEE. 172 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,320 SO YOUR DEFINITION OF "GOOD FUN" 173 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:07,320 IS BREAKING UP A MARRIAGE? 174 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,660 - OKAY, NOW YOU'RE TWISTING MY WORDS AROUND. 175 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:16,060 - [passionate moans] 176 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:25,680 - BIG, MAN. - I THINK SO TOO, MAN. 177 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:26,640 - I THINK IT'S GONNA BE VERY BIG. 178 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:27,780 - I HOPE SO. - THE WOMEN ARE GONNA LIKE IT. 179 00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:33,320 - PEOPLE SEEM TO LOVE-- - WOMEN AND TRANSSEXUALS, MAYBE. 180 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:35,920 - YOU GET LOST, MOODY, OR YOU STILL POUTING? 181 00:10:35,950 --> 00:10:38,450 - I'M SORRY IF I WANTED IT TO BE BETTER, CARR. 182 00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:39,390 A LITTLE MORE FIGHT CLUB, 183 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:40,660 AND A LITTLE LESS YOU'VE GOT MAIL. 184 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:44,060 - CHRIST ON THE CROSS, MOODY, WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? 185 00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:45,130 THAT THING IS TRACKING THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF. 186 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,930 - TRACKIN', SCHMACKIN'. 187 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,460 IT'S A FUCKING ABORTION, AND YOU DID THE BLOODY HONORS. 188 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:52,130 THE WORST THING IS YOU'RE NOT EVEN A GOOD ABORTIONIST. 189 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:54,340 YOU'RE FUCKING HACK WITH A WIRE HANGER. 190 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:56,210 - YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING LITTLE GIRL. 191 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,910 YOU WANT TO SEE THINGS DONE YOUR WAY, 192 00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:58,910 WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP A FUCKING CAMERA 193 00:10:58,940 --> 00:10:59,940 AND DIRECT SOMETHING? 194 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:00,680 - I DON'T WANT TO DIRECT. 195 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,150 YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY BOOK. 196 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:03,850 WE SHOOK HANDS. I TRUSTED YOU. 197 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,180 - IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 198 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:08,280 COME ON, WHAT DO YOU THINK? BE HONEST. 199 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:11,190 - CAN I SPEAK FREELY? 200 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:13,060 - SURE. BUT BE CAREFUL. 201 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,120 YOU'RE MY FUCKING AGENT TOO. 202 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,090 - I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING. 203 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:19,300 - AH, YOU SILLY TWAT. 204 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,870 - I THOUGHT IT WAS WONDERFUL, BABY. 205 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,830 - BE NICE AND I'LL LET YOU WRITE THE SEQUEL. 206 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:27,340 - BE NICE AND I WON'T FUCK YOUR WIFE AGAIN. 207 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:29,940 - WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? 208 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:33,140 - APOLOGIZE, HANK. RIGHT NOW. 209 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:34,510 - I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU, CARR. 210 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:36,250 YOU GUYS ARE OBVIOUSLY BULLETPROOF. 211 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,950 A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES. 212 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:40,450 A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE. 213 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,790 CHEERS. 214 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:43,190 - SO WHEN KAREN MOVED IN WITH BILL, 215 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:47,060 DID MR. MOODY EXPRESS ANY SIMILAR DESIRE FOR REVENGE? 216 00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:51,160 - I'M GONNA GET THAT FUCKING BASTARD. 217 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,760 I'M GONNA MAKE HIM RUE. 218 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,430 - RUE WHAT, EXACTLY? - I DON'T KNOW. 219 00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,800 I JUST LIKE SAYING "RUE." I FIND IT MOST PLEASING. 220 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:59,200 - DON'T BE STUPID, HANK. - TOO LATE. 221 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,300 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. 222 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,340 - CHARLIE, THE MAN HAS STOLEN THE LOVE OF MY LIFE 223 00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:03,240 RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER ME. 224 00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:05,370 THAT DULL FUCKING DIAL TONE OF A HUMAN 225 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:06,880 HAS POACHED MY WOMAN. 226 00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:07,940 YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT? 227 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,810 HE HAS POACHED MY FAVORITE CLIENT. 228 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,480 AND NOW MY DAUGHTER LIVES IN PRISON 229 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:12,820 BEHIND THESE CASTLE WALLS. 230 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:13,950 WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO? 231 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,380 - GO HOME AND SLEEP IT OFF. 232 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:16,280 - ASIDE FROM THAT. 233 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,050 DO YOU HAVE MY BACK ON THIS, CHARLIE? 234 00:12:18,090 --> 00:12:21,490 - JUST DON'T GET US ARRESTED, OKAY? 235 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,060 - WORD TO YOUR MOTHER, CHARLIE. 236 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,460 WORD TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER, YOU BALD MOTHERFUCKER. 237 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:26,800 - IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD COME ALONG 238 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,200 AND STEAL YOU OUT FROM UNDER ME. 239 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:30,200 - THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. 240 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:31,330 I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. 241 00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:32,470 YOU KNOW WHY? I'LL TELL YOU. 242 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,670 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, 243 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,940 AND I WILL TOTALLY BECOME YOUR BLOOD BROTHER RIGHT NOW. 244 00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:37,540 DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE? A SHARD OF SOMETHING? 245 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:39,040 - I'M GOOD. I'M GO--I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 246 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:42,210 - USE THESE CAR KEYS. TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL. 247 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:47,120 - [groans] 248 00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:55,960 [car alarm blaring] 249 00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:07,070 - [grunts] 250 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,370 - OH! - [laughing] 251 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,380 - OH... 252 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,140 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 253 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:17,250 YOU TOOK A SHIT ON MY CAR! 254 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,250 - WHOA, COME ON. - OH, FUCK! 255 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,120 [car alarm continues blaring] 256 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:24,950 - DON'T-- - COME ON! 257 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:27,420 - HERE WE GO. 258 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,860 [laughs] 259 00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:32,530 GO, CHARLIE, GO! 260 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:36,970 - NOTHING FURTHER. 261 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,370 - [scoffs] 262 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,070 [stifled chuckle] 263 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:44,310 - MR. RUNKLE... - YEAH. 264 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,270 - WOULD YOU DESCRIBE MR. MOODY AS MORE 265 00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:47,380 THAN JUST A CLIENT? 266 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,610 - ABSOLUTELY. 267 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,510 I WOULD DESCRIBE HIM AS A FRIEND. 268 00:13:50,550 --> 00:13:51,580 MY BEST FRIEND. 269 00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:55,020 - AND IN WHAT WAYS HAS HE ACTED AS YOUR FRIEND? 270 00:13:55,050 --> 00:14:00,360 - WELL, THERE WAS A TIME I WAS ESTRANGED FROM MY WIFE-- 271 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:01,960 WE'RE NOW DIVORCED. 272 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:05,160 SHE'S HAVING ANOTHER MAN'S BABY. 273 00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:06,590 THEY'RE LIVING TOGETHER NOW. 274 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,100 - MR. RUNKLE. - YES? 275 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,600 - WE DON'T NEED QUITE THAT MUCH DETAIL. 276 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:13,340 - OH, I'M SORRY. ANYWAY, UH... 277 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:14,640 HANK AND I WENT OUT DRINKING ONE NIGHT, 278 00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:17,240 AND LONG STORY SHORT, WE MET THIS WOMAN. 279 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:19,610 SHE CAME BACK WITH US TO HANK'S PLACE, 280 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,510 AND I STARTED PUTTING THE MOVES ON HER. 281 00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:24,250 BUT SHE REALLY WASN'T THAT INTERESTED. 282 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,350 FACT IS, SHE WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HANK. 283 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:27,620 BUT HANK REALLY WASN'T THAT INTERESTED. 284 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:28,620 HE WANTED TO GO TO BED. 285 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,220 YOU KNOW, GET SOME SLEEP. 286 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:33,360 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? - MR. RUNKLE, IT'S OKAY, 287 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:34,960 LET ME REPHRASE THE QUESTION. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 288 00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:36,320 NO, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DID? 289 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,360 HE AGREED TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH US ANYWAY. 290 00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:41,360 THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE THAT IS THE KIND OF FRIEND HE IS. 291 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,370 AND IT TURNED INTO A TOTAL BOTCH TOO 292 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,630 BECAUSE THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS A SQUIRTER. 293 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:48,240 PSHHH--A SQUIRTER! - MR. RUNKLE! 294 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:50,610 - I'M SORRY. 295 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,310 A FEMALE EJACULATOR. 296 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,650 - NOTHING FURTHER, YOUR HONOR. 297 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:07,460 - MR. RUNKLE, YOU'RE EXCUSED. 298 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,020 - IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, THE STATE CALLS 299 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,530 KAREN VAN DER BEEK. 300 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:18,230 IN YOUR OPINION, HOW MUCH DID HANK MOODY HATE BILL LEWIS? 301 00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:20,140 - WELL, HATE IS A VERY STRONG WORD. 302 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,040 - I HATE YOU, BILL. 303 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,310 - THAT'S LOVELY, HANK. THANK YOU. 304 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,670 - [loudly] KAREN? KAREN! 305 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:28,240 - HEY... - KAREN! 306 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,680 CAN I HAVE MY FAMILY BACK NOW? 307 00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:31,980 PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE? 308 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,280 - GO AWAY, HANK. 309 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,520 - I FEEL I MUST WARN YOU, BILL, I HAVE A GUN. 310 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:38,420 AND I WILL USE IT. 311 00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:40,990 I WILL SHOOT YOU RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES. 312 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:44,730 AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I WILL KICK YOU IN THE CUNT. 313 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,000 - THAT'S A WATER GUN, HANK. 314 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,000 - FILLED WITH HOT SAUCE, MOTHERFUCKER. BANZAI! 315 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:52,430 - HANK, WHAT THE FUCK! WILL YOU GROW UP! 316 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,170 GIVE THAT--STOP. 317 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,700 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KAREN-- 318 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,270 HI, KAREN. YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 319 00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,980 - ARE YOU OKAY? - SHALL I LINGER? 320 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:04,010 - NO, NO, I GOT IT. - THIS IS GETTING OLD, HANK. 321 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,510 - NO OLDER THAN YOU ARE, BILL. 322 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:06,580 BOOYAH! 323 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,320 - SHUT UP. - NAILED IT! 324 00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:11,750 - I'M SORRY...HANK, GO. - OKAY, ARE YOU READY? 325 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:14,020 - ARE YOU READY TO COME HOME NOW? 326 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,120 - WHAT? - ARE YOU READY TO CALL AN END 327 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,190 TO THIS LITTLE FLIGHT OF FANCY? 328 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,690 BECAUSE GUESS WHAT-- I FORGIVE YOU. 329 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:19,660 - HANK...SHUT UP. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 330 00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:22,730 - IT'S OVER, OKAY? THE FAT LADY HAS SUNG. 331 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,230 SHE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOU'VE GOTTA GET USED TO THIS. 332 00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:27,400 - LET ME SEE BECCA. - NO, YOU'RE DRUNK. 333 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,070 - SHE'S SEEN ME DRUNK BEFORE. 334 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,510 AND I'M A HAPPY DRUNK, ANYWAY. YEEE... 335 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,640 - GO HOME. - DON'T USE THAT WORD. 336 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,480 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THAT WORD. 337 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:36,210 IT'S NOT FAIR. I DON'T HAVE A HOME. 338 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,210 - OKAY, I'M NOT USING IT, OKAY? 339 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,680 GO HOME. - GIVE ME MY GUN. 340 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:39,750 GIVE ME MY GUN. CAN I HAVE MY GUN BACK? 341 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,050 - YES. [gun squirts] 342 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,290 - OW! OH! 343 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,490 - YOUR CROSS, MS. RHOADS. 344 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:49,760 - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 345 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,630 YOU BROKE UP WITH MR. MOODY, 346 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,760 MOVED IN WITH MR. LEWIS, AGREED TO MARRY HIM, 347 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,360 BUT LEFT HIM ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT 348 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,830 TO MOVE BACK IN WITH MR. MOODY. 349 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,740 YOU THEN KICKED MR. MOODY OUT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT 350 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,040 HE IMPREGNATED A FRIEND, 351 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,840 MOVED TO NEW YORK FOR A JOB OPPORTUNITY, 352 00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:05,340 LEFT YOUR DAUGHTER IN MR. MOODY'S CARE, 353 00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:07,140 CAME BACK, PLAYED HOUSE SOME MORE. 354 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:09,140 AND THEN YOU BROKE IT OFF YET AGAIN 355 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:10,850 WHEN MR. MOODY WAS ACCUSED OF STATUTORY RAPE. 356 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,820 IS THAT CORRECT? 357 00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:16,750 - WOW. 358 00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:19,690 YOU MAKE ME SOUND CRAZY WHEN YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD LIKE THAT. 359 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,460 - YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE. 360 00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:22,730 IS THAT THE SEQUENCE OF EVENTS? 361 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:26,600 - YES. 362 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,370 - NOTHING FURTHER. 363 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,150 - I LIKE THIS WHOLE RECESS IDEA. 364 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,280 TAKES ME BACK TO MY FORMATIVE YEARS. 365 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,410 HOW LONG DO WE GET? 366 00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:48,250 DO WE HAVE TIME FOR A GAME OF KICKBALL? 367 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,720 - MAYBE SHE'LL GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE. 368 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:53,590 - AH, SHIT. 369 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:56,260 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO HARD ON HER UP THERE, YOU KNOW. 370 00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,790 - DO YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL? 371 00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:00,400 - IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICK QUESTIONS? 372 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,230 - JUST LET ME DO MY JOB. 373 00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:04,870 YOU JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY. 374 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,800 - I CAN DO THAT. 375 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:10,570 I THINK. 376 00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:14,410 - HOW DEEP DO THESE FEELINGS RUN, BY THE WAY? 377 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,380 - HUH? 378 00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:18,610 - I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M DEALING WITH HERE. 379 00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:22,350 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HAVING A RELATIONSHIP CONVERSATION 380 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:25,850 WITH MY LAWYER ON THE FIRST DAY OF MY TRIAL. 381 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,460 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HAVING A RELATIONSHIP CONVERSATION. 382 00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:29,930 - I KNOW. YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL, RIGHT? 383 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,760 - SHUT UP. I AM SERIOUS-- I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF. 384 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,400 - AND...I'M HARD. 385 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:36,670 - AGAIN. 386 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,570 ET TU, RUNKLE-US? 387 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,940 - OKAY, YOU-- 388 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:44,170 AFTER ALL THE STORIES WE REHEARSED, 389 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,710 I MISSED THE PART WHERE I SAID, "FUCK IT, 390 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,240 LET'S GO WITH FEMALE EJACULATION!" 391 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,250 - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 392 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,210 HE KEPT--HE WAS TWISTING MY WORDS AROUND. 393 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,950 DID YOU SEE THAT? 394 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,620 I GOT REALLY FUCKING NERVOUS. 395 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:58,190 - OH, IT'S OKAY, BUDDY BOY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 396 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,920 AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, IT WAS REALLY FUN 397 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,690 HEARING THAT POOP STORY AGAIN. 398 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:05,730 - I KNOW. RIGHT? [laughs] 399 00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:12,240 - IF IT PLEASE THE COURT, THE STATE CALLS WILLIAM LEWIS. 400 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:23,450 - HERE COMES SWEET DICK WILLIE. 401 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:27,350 DO YOU FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE, SEXUALLY? 402 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:43,530 [Hank muttering indistinctly] 403 00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:44,830 - MIA! 404 00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:46,970 - DADDY? WELCOME HOME. 405 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,640 - GET INSIDE, NOW! 406 00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:52,810 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? 407 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,980 - I CAME TO GET MY FAMILY... 408 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,850 BUT I PASSED OUT. 409 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,380 - YOU'RE PATHETIC. - NE-- 410 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:02,480 - OH, GOOD GOD, MAN, 411 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,820 GET YOURSELF TOGETHER! 412 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:08,860 - GET ME A STRAINER. I'LL CLEAN IT UP. 413 00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:10,360 I'LL MAKE IT NICE. 414 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:12,830 - JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 415 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,600 - I CAN DO THAT. 416 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,870 JUST DO ME A SOLID, BILL. 417 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,570 DON'T TELL 'EM I WAS HERE. 418 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,810 - THAT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE. 419 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,440 - I'M SORRY I'M SUCH A TURD IN THE PUNCH BOWL. 420 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,710 I JUST REALLY MISS THEM. 421 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:31,410 - YEAH, I'M SURE YOU DO. THEY'RE PRETTY FANTASTIC. 422 00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:34,320 AND AS MUCH AS YOU BLAME ME, THIS IS YOUR DOING. 423 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:35,620 - I KNOW THAT. 424 00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,820 WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SO FUCKED UP? 425 00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:42,890 CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND? 426 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:44,930 - YEAH. 427 00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:47,860 - YOU'RE A NICE MAN, BILL. 428 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:51,500 [gags] - OH, JESUS! 429 00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,740 ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 430 00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:55,940 - ALL RIGHT. - YOU'RE HANDSOME TOO. 431 00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:57,670 A REAL TALL DRINK OF WATER. 432 00:20:57,710 --> 00:21:00,580 I SEE WHAT KAREN SEES IN YOU NOW--I GET IT. 433 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:01,280 I BET YOU'VE GOT A NICE DONG TOO. 434 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,950 YOU MUST. 435 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,050 - OOH! - KAREN HAS A THING 436 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,310 FOR PRETTY DONGS. 437 00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:08,420 - LET'S GO. - GOOD FOR YOU, BILL. 438 00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:10,320 - SO LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND. 439 00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:11,820 WHEN YOU ARRIVED HOME FROM YOUR BUSINESS TRIP. 440 00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:12,890 YOU FOUND HANK AND MIA HAVING SOME SORT OF 441 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,920 POOLSIDE CONVERSATION. 442 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,330 - THAT'S CORRECT. 443 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,830 AND WHEN WAS THAT, EXACTLY? 444 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,700 - JULY 12, 2007. 445 00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:24,330 - WHICH WOULD MEAN YOU ARRIVED HOME 446 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,770 AND SAW HANK MOODY HAVING A CONVERSATION 447 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,040 WITH YOUR DAUGHTER PRIOR TO THE NIGHT OF AUGUST 13th? 448 00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:31,110 - YES. 449 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:33,510 [courtroom murmuring] 450 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:37,010 - [bangs gavel] QUIET DOWN, PLEASE. QUIET. 451 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,750 - MR. LEWIS, DO YOU BELIEVE 452 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:43,090 THAT HANK MOODY SET OUT TO SLEEP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER 453 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,520 AS A WAY OF GETTING BACK AT YOU? 454 00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:47,020 - I MOST CERTAINLY DO. YES. 455 00:21:47,050 --> 00:21:48,660 [scattered murmurs] 456 00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:49,530 - [bangs gavel] QUIET. 457 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:55,000 - NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. YOUR WITNESS. 458 00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:56,730 - MR. LEWIS... [clears throat] 459 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,500 WHAT CONDITION WAS THE DEFENDANT IN 460 00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:00,470 WHEN YOU FOUND HIM TALKING TO YOUR DAUGHTER? 461 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,340 - HE WAS DRUNK. 462 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:03,870 - HOW DRUNK? 463 00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:05,940 - BLOTTO. 464 00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:14,950 [music bleeding through earphones] 465 00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:23,960 - [sniffs] 466 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,940 - [groans] 467 00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:35,140 WHO--WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 468 00:22:35,170 --> 00:22:38,010 - I LIVE HERE. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 469 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,010 - MY FAMILY LIVES HERE. I'VE COME TO RESCUE THEM. 470 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:44,480 - HMM. HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 471 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,150 - NOT AS WELL AS I'D PLANNED. 472 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:48,020 - HMM. IF THEY WERE REALLY YOUR FAMILY, 473 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,120 DON'T YOU THINK THEY'D BE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW? 474 00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:52,720 - IT'S COMPLICATED. 475 00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:56,460 - YOU REALLY LOVE THEM, DON'T YOU? 476 00:22:56,490 --> 00:23:00,560 - YEAH. SO MUCH SO THAT THE WORDS THEMSELVES 477 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,400 SOUND UNSPEAKABLY LAME. 478 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:06,200 - GOD, THAT'S HOT. 479 00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:07,670 - MIA! 480 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,740 - DADDY? WELCOME HOME. 481 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:12,480 - GET INSIDE, NOW! 482 00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:16,440 - WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK TO MENTION THIS BEFORE? 483 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,610 - BECAUSE I--I DIDN'T THINK IT MATTERED. 484 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,680 I MEAN, HE WAS SO DRUNK. 485 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,850 HE WAS IN AND OUT OF SLEEP. 486 00:23:23,890 --> 00:23:25,620 THE NIGHT THAT WE MET AT THE BOOKSTORE, 487 00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:28,460 HE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS. NONE. 488 00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:34,630 - WHAT WAS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH KAREN LIKE? 489 00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:38,500 - IT WAS FINE. SHE WAS NICE. 490 00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:40,600 - I DIDN'T ASK IF SHE WAS NICE. 491 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,610 I ASKED WHAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WAS LIKE 492 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,570 WHEN YOU WERE FORCED TO LIVE TOGETHER UNDER THE SAME ROOF. 493 00:23:50,910 --> 00:23:52,780 - HEY, MIA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING 494 00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:54,950 DRESSED LIKE THAT? - UH, OUT. 495 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,820 - OUT WHERE? 496 00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:58,550 - JUST OUT. WHO CARES? 497 00:23:58,590 --> 00:24:01,060 - I CARE. WHO WITH? 498 00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:03,090 - SOME GUY. 499 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:05,660 - SOME GUY? WHAT, SOME GUY FROM SCHOOL? 500 00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:08,200 - NO, HE'S OLDER. - HE'S OLDER? 501 00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:09,970 OKAY, HOW MUCH OLDER? 502 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,800 - SIGNIFICANTLY. 503 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:12,970 - MIA, COME ON. 504 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 YOUR DAD'S OUT OF TOWN. 505 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,710 HE IS NOT GONNA WANT YOU TRAMPING AROUND 506 00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:17,770 WITH SOME OLDER GUY. 507 00:24:17,810 --> 00:24:19,040 - MY DAD'S ALWAYS OUT OF TOWN. 508 00:24:19,070 --> 00:24:21,010 I DON'T THINK HE CARES ABOUT MY WHEREABOUTS. 509 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,510 - MIA, COME ON. 510 00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:26,080 HEY, BECCA AND I, WE'RE GONNA WATCH A MOVIE. 511 00:24:26,110 --> 00:24:28,120 UM, MANHATTAN. I JUST-- 512 00:24:28,150 --> 00:24:30,020 YOU WANT TO JOIN US? 513 00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:32,690 - I DON'T WANT TO SEE A MOVIE. I WANT TO GO OUT. 514 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,160 BUT YOU KNOW, MAYBE-- MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T. 515 00:24:34,190 --> 00:24:35,960 MAYBE THERE'S TROUBLE OUT THERE. 516 00:24:35,990 --> 00:24:37,130 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 517 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,190 - WELL, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH THAT? 518 00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:39,290 DON'T YOU EVER WANT TO JUST GO OUT 519 00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:41,730 AND GET INTO TROUBLE? - SURE, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. 520 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,600 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I WISH ONCE IN A WHILE 521 00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:44,770 SOMEONE HAD ASKED ME TO STAY IN 522 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,540 AND WATCH A MOVIE INSTEAD. 523 00:24:46,570 --> 00:24:49,570 COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. 524 00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:51,770 - NAH, I'M GONNA GO. - MIA, 525 00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:53,640 YOU KNOW WHAT, AT THIS POINT I'M NOT REALLY ASKING YOU, 526 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,740 I'M TELLING YOU. - OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME. 527 00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:56,780 - YEAH. - [chuckles] OH. 528 00:24:56,810 --> 00:24:58,180 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 529 00:24:58,210 --> 00:25:00,580 - DON'T TEST ME. - [laughs] 530 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:01,520 FUCK YOU. 531 00:25:05,690 --> 00:25:07,820 SHE WAS JUST BEING SWEET. 532 00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:11,190 BUT THAT JUST MADE ME MORE MAD, YOU KNOW. 533 00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:13,100 MY MOTHER WAS DEAD, 534 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:16,230 AND MY FATHER DECIDED TO BURY HIS GRIEF 535 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:19,230 IN A NEW GIRLFRIEND. 536 00:25:19,270 --> 00:25:22,140 I JUST WANTED TO GO OUT AND GET INTO TROUBLE. 537 00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:25,710 AT THE SAME TIME, I WANTED HER TO STOP ME. 538 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:28,240 IT FELT GOOD, SOMEONE CARING ENOUGH TO SAY NO, 539 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:32,180 BUT I JUST TOLD HER, "FUCK OFF," AND I STORMED OUT. 540 00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:33,310 THAT GUY WAS A JERK. 541 00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:35,320 I LEFT HIM AT SOME BAR ON ABBOT KINNEY, 542 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:37,790 AND I STARTED WALKING HOME THINKING 543 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:41,760 I'D CATCH WHATEVER WAS LEFT OF MANHATTAN. 544 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:46,660 BUT THEN I WANDERED INTO THE BOOKSTORE, 545 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:50,730 AND I FOUND THE TROUBLE THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. 546 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,840 - NOTHING FURTHER. 547 00:26:01,110 --> 00:26:05,050 - * I AM WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE * 548 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,810 - THAT WAS HORRIBLE. 549 00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:09,920 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING THIS IS YOUR LIFE IN 3-D, 550 00:26:09,950 --> 00:26:13,160 ON ACID, WITH MY CREEPY UNCLE'S DICK ON MY SHOULDER. 551 00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:15,020 - WHAT THE FUCK, HANK? - WHAT THE FUCK WHAT? 552 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:17,630 - THAT JURY IS NOW UNDER THE ASSUMPTION 553 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:19,660 THAT YOU KNEW MIA BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY SLEPT TOGETHER. 554 00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:20,560 - YES, BUT-- 555 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,930 - THE SEED OF DOUBT HAS BEEN PLANTED. 556 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,270 THAT'S ALL IT TAKES. DO YOU-- 557 00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,840 THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. 558 00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,850 - WHEW, SOME DAY, HUH? 559 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,280 - SO YOU KNEW WHO SHE WAS ALL ALONG? 560 00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:41,220 - NO, NOT YOU TOO, KAREN. 561 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:43,050 NO, I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THAT. NONE. 562 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,690 - AMNESIA. CONVENIENT. 563 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,320 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THOSE DAYS WERE ALL A BLUR TO ME. 564 00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:49,160 - IUNDERSTAND. YEAH. 565 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:52,660 YOU CAN'T REMEMBER. I WILL NEVER FORGET! 566 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,200 - IT'S THAT ASSHOLE'S JOB 567 00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:55,900 TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE. 568 00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:58,370 - YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, HE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK TOO HARD. 569 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,770 - THE ONLY THING I'M GUILTY OF IS POOR JUDGMENT. 570 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,370 - YEAH, ME TOO. FUCK YOU! 571 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:11,350 - * HEY 572 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:18,790 * 573 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:20,190 * UNH 574 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,930 * RUNNIN' A LONG WAY 575 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:32,000 * I AM WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE * 576 00:27:32,030 --> 00:27:33,970 * I'M WANTED EVERYWHERE 577 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,340 * I'VE GOT TO SURVIVE 578 00:27:36,370 --> 00:27:37,840 * NOW, ALL I'M TRYING TO DO 579 00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:40,210 * IS FIND A PEACEFUL PLACE 580 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:44,810 * BUT THEY SAY I HAVE AN OUTLAW FACE * 581 00:27:44,850 --> 00:27:46,350 * HUH, MY LORD 582 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,780 * I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE 583 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:50,750 [chuckling] 584 00:27:50,790 --> 00:27:53,760 * I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE 585 00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:57,420 * THEY SAY I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE * 586 00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:01,400 * OH, MY, YES I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE * 587 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,170 * I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE 588 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,370 * OH, MY LORD I HAVE AN OUTLAW'S FACE * 589 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,370 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 42218

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