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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:07,690 - RUNKLE! 2 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,690 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 3 00:00:09,730 --> 00:00:11,400 - HEY, IS THIS RUNKLE'S HOUSE? 4 00:00:11,430 --> 00:00:12,660 - WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 5 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:13,800 - STU BEGGS. YOU'RE THE WIFE? 6 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:14,800 - SOON TO BE EX. 7 00:00:14,830 --> 00:00:16,800 - WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY WOMEN I'VE SLEPT WITH? 8 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:18,070 - MM-MMM. 9 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:19,270 - I GOTTA GET IT UP TO 100. 10 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:21,340 TRIPLE DIGITS. 11 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:23,070 - I MET THE WIFE. - SOON TO BE EX. 12 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,140 - SO YOU WOULDN'T MIND IF I TOOK A CRACK AT HER? 13 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:26,680 - SAY WHAT? 14 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:27,810 - AND YOU ARE? 15 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,750 - I'M BEN. - KAREN. 16 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:30,750 NICE TO MEET YOU. 17 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:31,850 - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 18 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,080 - HOW'S LENNY KRAVITZ? 19 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,150 - EXCUSE ME? 20 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:35,390 - YOU KNOW, THAT CARAMEL-COLORED MAN 21 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:36,390 YOU'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH. 22 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,120 - UM, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 23 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:39,520 - ABBY HERE IS THE BEST THERE IS 24 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,360 AT DEFENDING THE UNJUSTLY ACCUSED. 25 00:00:41,390 --> 00:00:42,460 - YOU REALLY LOVE THIS SHIT, HUH? 26 00:00:42,490 --> 00:00:43,860 - SOMETIMES IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN SEX. 27 00:00:43,890 --> 00:00:46,330 - YOU MUST NOT LIKE SEX VERY MUCH. 28 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:03,150 - [sighs] 29 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:04,710 HEY! 30 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:07,550 - AM I REALLY THAT SCARY THE MORNING AFTER? 31 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:09,790 - HARDLY. YOU'RE JUST REALLY PENETRATING ME 32 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,290 WITH THOSE PRETTY BLUE EYES. 33 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,120 - THEY'RE HAZEL. 34 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,130 - ARE THEY? 35 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,430 IT'S EARLY AND YOU GOT A BUNCH OF CRUDDIES IN THERE. 36 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:18,630 - THANK YOU. 37 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:20,900 - YES, NO. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HAZEL THEY ARE. 38 00:01:20,930 --> 00:01:22,400 STILL PRETTY, THOUGH. 39 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,340 - WELL, I SUPPOSE ONE GOOD PENETRATION 40 00:01:26,370 --> 00:01:27,600 DOES DESERVE ANOTHER. 41 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,540 - OOH, I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. 42 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:31,240 I LOVE ME SOME MORNING SEX. 43 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,140 DAYLIGHT, SMELLY PITS, BAD BREATH. 44 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,810 BRING IT. LET'S DO THIS. 45 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,550 - I NEED TO RECUSE MYSELF. 46 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,280 - RECUSE ME? 47 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,820 - I'M BEING SERIOUS. 48 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,350 - WELL, THE BATHROOM IS THAT-A-WAY. 49 00:01:41,390 --> 00:01:42,420 - WE HAD SEX, HANK. 50 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:43,590 - DON'T DO THAT. 51 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,560 DON'T--DON'T REDUCE IT. 52 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:46,390 THAT WAS NOT SEX. 53 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:48,830 THAT WAS NAKED POETRY. - OH, OKAY. 54 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:51,160 - I HAVEN'T BEEN FUCKED LIKE THAT SINCE I WAS AN ALTAR BOY. 55 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,800 - REALLY? ARE YOU FINISHED? - NO, I'M NOT FINISHED. 56 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:54,400 I'M JUST GETTING STARTED, COUNSELOR. 57 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:55,600 - YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. - NO, I'M NOT, 58 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:57,170 BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY READING YOUR BRAILLE. 59 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,940 - AHEM. 60 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:00,270 - I'M A LIP-READER, 61 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:01,810 AND I CAN ALSO READ UPSIDE DOWN, 62 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:02,870 AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS? 63 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:04,710 "SHUT UP AND FUCK ME." 64 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:06,780 - WE HAD SEX. YOU MADE ME COME. 65 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:08,180 - DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT. 66 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:09,910 I INVITED YOU TO COME. 67 00:02:09,950 --> 00:02:10,810 YOU DID ALL THE REST. 68 00:02:10,850 --> 00:02:13,620 - AND NOW WE HAVE A SERIOUS CONFLICT. 69 00:02:13,650 --> 00:02:15,590 - I'M NOT THE GREATEST OF LEGAL MINDS, 70 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:18,260 BUT, LAST NIGHT, WHEN WE MADE THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, 71 00:02:18,290 --> 00:02:20,760 I DON'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE TECHNICALLY MY ATTORNEY. 72 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:23,660 - YEAH, YES, AND THAT LOGIC 73 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:26,700 WAS PERFECTLY, PERFECTLY SOUND LAST NIGHT. 74 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,370 THIS MORNING, NOT SO MUCH. 75 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,570 - LAST NIGHT, THIS MORNING, WHAT'S THE DIFF, REALLY? 76 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,700 WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT ANYWAY? 77 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:34,340 - IT'S YOUR CHOICE, HANK. 78 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:35,640 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 79 00:02:35,670 --> 00:02:37,610 FUCK YOU OR DEFEND YOU? 80 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:38,940 - OH, SHIT. 81 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:40,740 THERE'S A REALLY GOOD LAWYER JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE, 82 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:42,450 BUT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BLOOD IN MY BRAIN 83 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,410 TO FIGURE IT OUR RIGHT NOW. 84 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:45,820 - OKAY, I'M INTRODUCING YOU TO A NEW ATTORNEY. 85 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:46,850 - NO, I LIKE MY OLD ONE. 86 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,650 - AND SHE LIKES YOU TOO. 87 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,220 A LITTLE TOO MUCH MAYBE. 88 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:52,390 - HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKING? 89 00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:55,460 - READ MY BRAILLE. 90 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,670 [laughs] - WOW. 91 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,470 THAT SPEAKS VOLUMES. 92 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:16,680 - SO...WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 93 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:18,780 - OH, YOU'RE RECUSED. 94 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:21,790 [upbeat music] 95 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:28,760 * 96 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,470 - HELLO? 97 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,900 HELLO! 98 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:11,470 GOOD MORNING. 99 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,040 GOOD MORNING. 100 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:14,570 OH! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 101 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,940 - WELL, YOUR DOOR WAS AJAR. 102 00:04:15,970 --> 00:04:17,870 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU HADN'T BEEN VIOLATED. 103 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:20,710 - OH. SO WHAT ARE YOU, ROBIN HOOD OF RAPISTS NOW? 104 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:21,510 - OH, GOOD ONE. 105 00:04:21,550 --> 00:04:23,550 AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO. 106 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:25,720 - HELLO AND GOOD-BYE! 107 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,380 - I HAVE SOME TIME TO KILL. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. 108 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:28,620 I BROUGHT YOU SOME COFFEE. 109 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:30,790 HOW DO YOU TAKE IT NOW? BLACK? 110 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:32,660 - THANKS, BROTHER. - OH, FUCK. 111 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:35,060 - CHEERS. 112 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:35,930 - [sighs] 113 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,500 SO, WHAT, YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT NOW? 114 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:39,800 - SHUT UP. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 115 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:40,830 - IT IS MY BUSINESS. 116 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:42,800 THAT WAS MY VAGINA FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME. 117 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:44,400 I HAVE SQUATTER'S RIGHTS ON THAT. 118 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:45,800 - BEN BROUGHT ME A PAINTING, 119 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,500 AND HE WAS HANGING IT UP FOR ME 120 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:48,840 IN THE BEDROOM, OKAY? 121 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:49,940 - OH, THAT IS SMOOTH, BEN. 122 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:51,840 REAL SMOOTH. WHAT WAS THE OCCASION? 123 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:52,880 DOING IT? 124 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:54,580 - BEN IS AN ARTIST, HANK. 125 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:55,980 - OH, FUCK, AREN'T WE ALL? 126 00:04:56,010 --> 00:04:57,980 - ACTUALLY, I AM AN ARTIST BY PROFESSION. 127 00:04:58,010 --> 00:04:59,580 IT SAYS SO ON MY TAX RETURN. 128 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,550 - WELL, SOMETIMES IN THE BATHROOM, 129 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:03,850 I WILL DRAW ON THE WALL WITH MY OWN POO. 130 00:05:03,890 --> 00:05:05,420 DOESN'T MAKE ME A FUCKING ARTIST, DOES IT? 131 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:06,990 - NO. - POO-CASSO. 132 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:07,890 - IT MAKES YOU A GROWN MAN 133 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,090 WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH HIS EXCREMENT. 134 00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:10,860 - EXACTLY, KAREN. EXACTLY. 135 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:12,800 - I DESIGN ALBUM COVERS. 136 00:05:12,830 --> 00:05:14,660 - WOW, THAT IS BUTTFUCKING AWESOME, BEN. 137 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,130 YOU ARE VERY HARD TO HATE. 138 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,970 HEY, GUESS WHAT. 139 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,600 I DID IT LAST NIGHT TOO... 140 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:20,840 WITH A WOMAN. 141 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:23,370 - A WOMAN? A GROWN WOMAN? 142 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,640 - AN EXTREMELY HOT, TOTALLY SEXY WOMAN. 143 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,710 CLASS UP THE WAZOO, RIGHT? - GOOD FOR YOU. 144 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:28,950 - A REAL FUCKING DAME, THAT ONE. 145 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:29,950 - GOOD FOR YOU, HANK. 146 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:31,750 - NO, GOOD FOR US, KAREN. 147 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:33,050 'CAUSE WE'RE MOVING ON. 148 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,850 WE'RE SHARING OUR GENITALS WITH OTHER PEOPLE. 149 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,620 IT'S SO FUCKING MATURE, I WANT TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE DICK. 150 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:37,790 - DO IT! 151 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:39,660 - LISTEN, NOT THAT I'M NOT ENJOYING THIS, 152 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:41,120 WHATEVER THIS IS, 153 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,590 BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE MAYBE I SHOULD TRY AND PUT A STOP TO IT. 154 00:05:43,630 --> 00:05:44,730 - YES, THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, 155 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:45,860 AND GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE-- 156 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,600 - [imitating Karen] YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, 157 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:48,730 AND GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE-- - I'M GONNA STAB YOU. 158 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:49,870 - FUCK YOU. 159 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:50,870 - DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE GIRLS? 160 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,840 - NO, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GIRLS. 161 00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:54,000 SHE DOESN'T TELL ME ANYTHING ANYMORE. 162 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,410 - THEY'RE DOING AN UNPLUGGED GIG TONIGHT. 163 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,410 YOU SHOULD COME. 164 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,670 - WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING. 165 00:05:57,710 --> 00:05:59,580 MAYBE I WILL. 166 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,140 MAYBE I WON'T. 167 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:03,750 GUESS YOU'LL JUST TO HAVE WAIT AND SEE, YOU TWO, WON'T YOU? 168 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,010 - I'M EXCITED. 169 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:09,990 - WE HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU, RUNKLE. 170 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:12,120 - OKAY, LET ME JUST THROW IT OUT THERE. 171 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,860 THIS IS NOT A THREESOME I AM INTERESTED IN AT ALL. 172 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:17,560 - WE, NEITHER, YOU FUCKING JACKASS. 173 00:06:17,590 --> 00:06:20,060 - WELL, I'M OPEN... SEXUALLY. 174 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,900 I MEAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT. 175 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,770 - STU, SHUT THE FUCK UP. 176 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,500 - OKAY. SO HERE'S THE DEAL. 177 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:29,440 WE HAVE A PITCH MEETING TODAY AT SHOWTIME, 178 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:31,780 AT FX, AND HBO TOMORROW. 179 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:34,080 BUT I THINK SHOWTIME IS THE RIGHT PLACE FOR THIS. 180 00:06:34,110 --> 00:06:36,610 - NURSE JACKIE, I LIKE THAT SHIT. 181 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:39,050 EDIE FALCO. RESPECT. 182 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,520 - WHAT'S THE PITCH? 183 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:43,750 - WELL... 184 00:06:43,790 --> 00:06:45,590 YOU WERE MARRIED TO HER. 185 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,760 [laughing] 186 00:06:50,190 --> 00:06:51,460 - I DON'T GET IT. 187 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:52,830 - SEE? HE'S NOT A VISIONARY, STU. 188 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,100 I TOLD YOU. 189 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,600 - IT'S A DOWN AND DIRTY HALF-HOUR 190 00:06:55,630 --> 00:06:58,130 ABOUT A FOUL-MOUTHED CELEBRITY WAXOLOGIST. 191 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:01,510 PUNANI-TENDER TO THE STARS, IF YOU WILL, 192 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:03,640 BASED ON HERS TRULY. 193 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:06,140 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 194 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:08,480 THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 195 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:09,580 - THANK YOU. - REALLY? 196 00:07:09,610 --> 00:07:12,050 WELL, HOW COME YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF IT, BRAIN TRUST? 197 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,220 - OBVIOUSLY, I WAS TOO CLOSE TO IT. 198 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:17,550 I WAS TOO BUSY BEING EMASCULATED BY IT. 199 00:07:17,590 --> 00:07:19,690 - DON'T BLAME ME BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN WITH A CLIT FOR A COCK 200 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:23,190 AND A TINY LITTLE BEANBAG TO HOUSE WHAT PASSES FOR BALLS. 201 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:25,190 - SEE? MAGIC. 202 00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:30,670 - DON'T YOU WORRY, HANK. ABBY'S THE BEST. 203 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,900 BUT EVEN THE BEST NEED A LITTLE HELP SOMETIMES. 204 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:34,000 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, ABBY? 205 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,010 - ABSOLUTELY, LLOYD. YOU ARE THE MAN. 206 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:39,210 - I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 207 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,740 - THANK YOU, LLOYD ALAN PHILLIPS, JR. 208 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:42,280 I FEEL SAFE WITH YOU. 209 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:43,980 - WHAT ARE YOU READING RIGHT NOW? 210 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,780 - WHAT AM I READING? 211 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:47,220 - WHAT'S ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND RIGHT NOW? 212 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,620 - THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION. 213 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:52,220 UM, BOTTLE OF HEINEKEN, 214 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,290 PACK OF SMOKES, 215 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,590 THE ACCOMMODATOR. [club thuds] OH. 216 00:07:55,630 --> 00:07:56,630 - OH, THE ACCOMMODATOR? 217 00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:57,990 IS THAT LIKE A NOVEL? 218 00:07:58,030 --> 00:07:59,730 - NO, NO, NO. IT'S MORE LIKE A SEX TOY. 219 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:00,930 A DILDO, ESSENTIALLY, 220 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,530 ONLY YOU STRAP IT TO YOUR HEAD 221 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:04,800 SO THAT THE DONG PART JUTS OUT FROM YOUR CHIN. 222 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:06,900 IT ENABLES YOU TO "ACCOMMODATE" YOUR LADY 223 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:09,570 BY PERFORMING ORAL AND PENETRATO AT THE SAME TIME. 224 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:11,780 YOU KNOW, LIKE... 225 00:08:11,810 --> 00:08:12,910 SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 226 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:14,140 LIKE CHINOCCHIO? 227 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:15,750 [laughs] CHINOCCHIO. - INTERESTING. 228 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,280 - I THINK IT'S VERY INTERESTING. I CAN HOOK YOU UP. 229 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:18,210 YOU TOO, ABBY. 230 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,180 - THANK YOU, HANK. THAT'S GENEROUS OF YOU. 231 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:21,650 - YOU SEEM TO BE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE. 232 00:08:21,690 --> 00:08:23,150 WHERE DO YOU WORK OUT? YOU DO THE STEPS? 233 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:24,850 - THE STEPS? 234 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:27,190 - IN SANTA MONICA. - OH. 235 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,030 - IT'S QUITE A SCENE. LOTS OF LOVELY LADIES. 236 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:30,630 YOU CAN REALLY MAKE A DAY OF IT. 237 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:33,800 - YEAH. YEAH. 238 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:35,970 - WHAT'S UP? YOU NEED SOMETHING? 239 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,300 I WAS JUST THINKING... 240 00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:40,070 IF I WANTED TO HANG MYSELF, 241 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,300 DO YOU THINK THIS CHANDELIER HERE 242 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:43,640 WOULD SUPPORT MY WEIGHT THERE? 243 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:44,910 - UH... 244 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:47,640 - ABOUT 175, 180? 245 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,780 - YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING SENSE OF HUMOR, HANK. 246 00:08:49,810 --> 00:08:51,880 - THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME, LLOYD ALAN PHILLIPS, JR. 247 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,320 - WELL, I LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF THESE DAYS. 248 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:55,850 HAD A BIT OF A SCARE LAST YEAR. 249 00:08:55,890 --> 00:08:57,020 - DID YOU? 250 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:58,620 - YEAH, NOTHING-- NOTHING SERIOUS. 251 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:00,090 JUST AN ANAL FISSURE. 252 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,220 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, HANK? 253 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:03,130 - [sighs] 254 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,690 - IT'S LIKE A SMALL RIP OR TEAR... 255 00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:06,100 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW, I KNOW. 256 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:07,900 - IN THE SKIN OF THE ANAL CANAL. 257 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:10,770 WELL, HURT LIKE A SON OF A BITCH. 258 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,740 ONLY THING THAT GOT ME THROUGH 259 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,370 WAS THE THOUGHT OF GETTING BACK TO THE GAME. 260 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,370 [golf ball rattles in box] YOU PLAY, HANK? 261 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,740 - NO! I'M MORE OF A MINIATURE GOLFER MYSELF. 262 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:19,680 - WE SHOULD PLAY, THE THREE OF US. 263 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:21,950 TODAY. YOU GUYS CAN GET ME UP TO SPEED. 264 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:23,650 I'LL GO AND CHECK WITH LINDSAY, 265 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:24,910 SEE IF SHE CAN CLEAR MY SCHEDULE. 266 00:09:24,950 --> 00:09:27,750 - GREAT. - OH, THIS IS NOT GOOD. 267 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:29,650 - [chuckling] 268 00:09:29,690 --> 00:09:31,050 YOU MADE YOUR BED, 269 00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:32,860 AND THEN YOU FUCKED ME IN IT. 270 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:34,790 - MM-HMM-HMM. I THINK I NEED TO RECUSE MYSELF. 271 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:36,890 - IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. HE'S MY BOSS. 272 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,390 I MEAN, I CAN'T JUST GO TO HIM AND SAY, 273 00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:39,760 "UH, HEY, LLOYD, SORRY. 274 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,960 HANK THINKS YOU'RE A BIG BORE." 275 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,300 - BUT HE IS A BIG FUCKING BORE. 276 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:43,530 - BUT MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD THING. 277 00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:45,740 MAYBE THAT WILL PREVENT YOU FROM STICKING YOUR DICK IN HIM. 278 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:47,140 - I WOULD NEVER STICK MY DICK IN HIM. 279 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,310 IT WOULD FALL OFF FROM COMPLETE AND UTTER BOREDOM. 280 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,210 - GET DIR--GET DIRECTIONS FROM PATTI. 281 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:54,880 I'LL SEE YOU OUT ON THE LINKS. 282 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:00,220 [golf ball thuds] - OOH! 283 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:06,020 - DID HE TELL YOU ABOUT HIS ANAL FISSURE? 284 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:07,060 - YES. YES, HE DID. 285 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:08,420 HE'S THE FISSURE KING. 286 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:10,860 - I'M SORRY. HE'S THE WORST. 287 00:10:10,890 --> 00:10:13,100 - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STAND IT HERE, PATTI. 288 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:14,730 - ME, NEITHER. ALL THE GUYS AROUND HERE ARE LIKE THAT. 289 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,700 SOMETIMES I THINK I'M NEVER GONNA FIND A MAN. 290 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:20,100 - WHAT KIND OF FELLA YOU LOOKING FOR? 291 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:23,010 - HONESTLY? I JUST NEED TO GET LAID. 292 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,040 - I HEAR THAT. 293 00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:26,440 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK CAN HELP OUT. 294 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,310 I GOT A GUY FOR YOU. HE'S A SURE THING. 295 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:30,750 TOTAL CHROME DOME, BUT HE FUCKS LIKE A CHAMP. 296 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:32,320 LOVES TO EAT THE PUSSY TOO. 297 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,020 - I'M LISTENING. 298 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,260 - HOO. 299 00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:47,060 - YOU A LITTLE NERVOUS THERE, HUH? 300 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,330 YOU NEVER HAVE BEEN ONE FOR SALES, HAVE YOU? 301 00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:50,700 - NO. 302 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,800 FUCK YOU. STOP TRYING TO PSYCH ME OUT. 303 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:53,940 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M THE NERVOUS ONE. 304 00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:55,810 I GOT THE FUCKING RUNS. 305 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,140 I THINK I HAVE A LITTLE IBS. 306 00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:59,780 - A LITTLE TMI. 307 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:00,880 - I'M SORRY, MY DEAR. 308 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,110 NOT TO WORRY. 309 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:03,480 IT ALWAYS HAPPENS BEFORE A PITCH. 310 00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:05,880 IT'S A RITUAL CLEANSING. 311 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:10,390 [groaning] 312 00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:14,360 - SO... 313 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:15,420 - BE QUIET. 314 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,490 - WHAT? WHAT? NO. 315 00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:19,430 I WAS JUST--I WAS GOING TO ASK ABOUT YOU AND STU. 316 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:21,460 STU AND YOU. 317 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,170 MAR-STU, HA! 318 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,400 THAT'S WHAT THE RAGS WOULD BE CALLING IT. 319 00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:26,270 MAR-STU. 320 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:29,010 SO, HOW'S IT GOING? 321 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,240 - WHATEVER. 322 00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:31,410 HE'S NICE. 323 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,480 - NICE. 324 00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:34,940 DO YOU LIKE HIM? 325 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:37,210 - YES, I LIKE HIM, CHARLIE, OKAY? 326 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,820 IT'S NICE TO BE WITH A FUCKING GROWN-UP FOR ONCE. 327 00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:41,890 - I USED TO BE A GROWN-UP... 328 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,320 ONCE. 329 00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:45,020 I JUST... 330 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:46,220 REGRESSED A LITTLE. 331 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,390 - A LITTLE? 332 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:50,290 YOU'RE LIKE A BALD BENJAMIN BUTTON, AGING IN REVERSE. 333 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,460 YOU'RE GOING TO DIE A BIG, PINK, QUIVERING JELL-O BABY. 334 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,460 COME ON. 335 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,800 - WHATEVER'S GOING ON BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, 336 00:11:56,830 --> 00:12:00,540 I HOPE YOU FIND ALL THE HAPPINESS YOU DESERVE. 337 00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,040 I MEAN THAT. 338 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:05,640 - THANKS, CHARLIE. 339 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,820 - AND YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT IN THERE. 340 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,320 - OKAY. THAT IS BETTER. 341 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:20,090 GOT ALL THE POISON OUT. 342 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,260 SO, WE READY TO DO THIS? 343 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,960 - MM. - OKAY, LET'S HUDDLE UP. 344 00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:25,190 COME ON. 345 00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:26,930 - YES. - THERE WE GO, THERE WE GO. 346 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:31,530 [overlapping chatter] 347 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:50,050 [muttering] 348 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:56,460 OKAY. 349 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,000 MOTHERFUCKER. 350 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,600 - I'M SORRY, SIR. COLLARED SHIRTS ONLY. 351 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,500 AND NO DENIM. 352 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,610 - WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FASCIST? 353 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:10,940 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST DENIM? 354 00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,040 IT'S THE PEOPLE'S FABRIC. 355 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,910 - I CAN SHOW YOU TO THE PRO SHOP IF YOU'D LIKE, SIR. 356 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:16,980 - RUN. SAVE YOURSELF. 357 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:22,850 - [laughing] 358 00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:24,150 OH, MY GOD. 359 00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:26,290 THIS IS JUST TOO DELICIOUS. 360 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,990 - I HATE MYSELF, AND I WANT TO DIE. 361 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,960 - WE ARE GOING TO HAVE MUCH FUN OUT THERE. 362 00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:31,360 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. - THINK ABOUT IT. 363 00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:33,060 WE CAN HAVE GUILT-FREE SEX NOW. 364 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,100 - I WASN'T GUILTY. - WELL, I WAS. 365 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:38,000 - WELL, SOMETIMES GUILT CAN MAKE THE SEX BETTER, YOU KNOW? 366 00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:39,500 - SOMETIMES IT CAN. 367 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:41,140 - OH! 368 00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:42,640 DRESSING ROOM QUICKIE? 369 00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:44,310 I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH MY PUTTER. COME ON. 370 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:47,140 - AHEM. - LOOKING GOOD, HANK. 371 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,210 YOU GUYS READY TO GO TO CHURCH? 372 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,950 - HMM. 373 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:53,420 - ROBERTA, WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME 374 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:56,920 IF I TOLD YOU WE HAVE YOUR NEXT WEEDS? 375 00:13:56,950 --> 00:13:58,290 - GREAT. 376 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,060 TELL US. 377 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,660 - THE NAME OF THE SHOW IS HOT LIPS. 378 00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:04,630 YEAH. 379 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:06,530 IT'S CENTERS AROUND THE SEXPLOITS 380 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,130 OF AN ESTHETICIAN OF THE STARS. 381 00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:11,670 WHAT IS IT LIKE TO STARE INTO THE BUSINESS END 382 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,240 OF SANDY BULLOCK'S VAGINA? 383 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,010 THIS WOMAN KNOWS. 384 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,380 WHAT'S IT LIKE TO TAKE OFF THE HAIR 385 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:22,250 FROM ROBIN WILLIAMS' MAMMOTH BALLSACK? 386 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,350 THIS WOMAN IS FAMILIAR WITH EVERY VEIN. 387 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:27,080 - I DON'T-- [clears throat] 388 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,490 I DON'T DO BALLS, SO... 389 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,490 - WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS. 390 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:38,060 BUT ANYWAY, UH... 391 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,930 [laughs] 392 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,200 BUT...UNH! [stomach gurgling] 393 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:43,970 OH! AHEM. 394 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,100 MARCY HAS STORIES AND STORIES AND STORIES 395 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,340 THAT GO FOR DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS, 396 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:51,270 SO I'M GONNA HAND IT OFF TO HER, [gas groans] 397 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:54,240 AND IF YOU WILL KINDLY EXCUSE ME, 398 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,250 I'M HAVING A LITTLE TUMMY TROUBLE. 399 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,910 [groans] 400 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,050 - UM, YEAH. 401 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,590 I, UH-- 402 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,720 I GOT SOME STORIES, KIDS. 403 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,130 I'VE, UH, SEEN SOME SHIT. 404 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,160 I'VE SEEN... 405 00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:19,670 I'VE GOT STORIES... DAMN. 406 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,470 I GOT STORIES THAT'LL STRAIGHTEN YOUR PUBES. 407 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,380 - MAYBE YOU COULD TELL US ONE. 408 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:32,020 - YEAH, OF COURSE. I, UM... 409 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:36,350 SHIT, UH, LET ME THINK. 410 00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:38,120 UH, UH, 411 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:41,720 'CAUSE I'M TOTALLY FUCKING DRAWING A BLANK HERE. 412 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,430 UM... 413 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:44,690 - SO... [clears throat] 414 00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:48,430 MARCY GETS A CALL FROM A VERY FAMOUS ACTRESS. 415 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,400 I'M NOT GONNA NAME ANY NAMES HERE. 416 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,070 NICOLE. 417 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,470 IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 418 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,170 SHE'S SHOOTING AT UNIVERSAL. 419 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,410 HER LEADING MAN HAS BEEN FLIRTING WITH HER ALL DAY LONG. 420 00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,640 SEAN. 421 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,510 HE WANTS TO SEE HER IN HIS TRAILER 422 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,450 TO TALK ABOUT THE SCRIPT, HAITI, WHATEVER. 423 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,750 CLEARLY IT IS ON. 424 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:09,290 BUT NICOLE IS SPORTING 425 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,650 KIND OF A WINTER BUSH SITUATION DOWN SOUTH, 426 00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:13,360 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 427 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,730 WHAT IS A HAIRY-SCARY "A"-LISTER TO DO? 428 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,790 SHE CALLS THE MARSTER OVER HERE. 429 00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:21,260 AND WHAT DOES MARCY DO? 430 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:24,330 SHE ACCIDENTALLY TEARS OFF A PIECE OF NICOLE'S LABIA. 431 00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:27,470 MAJORA, NOT MINORA. BUT THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE. 432 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,610 THE MOVIE SHUTS DOWN. 433 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,340 - YEAH, FUNNY-- 434 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,140 FUNNY SCENE, BUT WHAT'S THE SHOW? 435 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:35,240 - THAT IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION, ROBERTA. 436 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:39,320 TO ME, IT'S ABOUT THE CRAZY SHIT THAT WOMEN DO TO THEMSELVES 437 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:40,720 IN THE NAME OF MEN. 438 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:45,250 IT'S ABOUT A SMART, SUCCESSFUL, MODERN WOMAN, 439 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:47,220 LOOKING FOR LOVE IN A CITY 440 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:49,390 THAT DOES NOT PLACE A WHOLE LOT OF VALUE ON IT. 441 00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:51,490 - AND IT'S ABOUT PUSSY. 442 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,360 IT'S ABOUT GETTING SOME, 443 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,070 GIVING IT AWAY, AND KEEPING IT CLEAN. 444 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,570 [laughter] 445 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,210 - YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE GAME, HANK? 446 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,710 - PRECIOUS LITTLE, LLOYD. 447 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,410 - WELL, IT'S NOT ALTOGETHER CLEAR, 448 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,640 IT'S UP FOR DEBATE, 449 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,550 BUT SOME HISTORIANS CLAIM IT DATES BACK 450 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,720 TO THE ROMAN GAME OF PAGANICA, 451 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,780 WHERE, UH, PARTICIPANTS USED A BENT STICK 452 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,290 TO HIT A STUFFED LEATHER BALL. 453 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,620 - IS THAT RIGHT? THAT IS FASCINATING. 454 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,120 HOW DO YOU WORK FOR THIS FUCKING DRONE? 455 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,130 - HE'S MY BOSS. 456 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,260 HAVE YOU LOVED EVERY BOSS YOU'VE EVER HAD? 457 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,530 - I DON'T KNOW. I NEVER REALLY HAD A BOSS. 458 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,130 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 459 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,460 - TO HAVE A BOSS, YOU KIND OF NEED TO HAVE A JOB, 460 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,800 AND I'VE NEVER HAD ONE-- A JOB. 461 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,670 - I'M ACTUALLY HAVING SEX 462 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,570 WITH SOMEONE WHO'S NEVER BEEN GAINFULLY EMPLOYED? 463 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,140 - I KNOW. IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT? 464 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:37,210 [cell phone ringing] WHAT? 465 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,180 [ringing] 466 00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:40,540 WHO CALLIN' MY PHONE? 467 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:41,610 - SILENCE! 468 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,680 - I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 469 00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,510 [beeps] GO AHEAD, LLOYD. 470 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,420 - BEAUTIFUL, LLOYD. 471 00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:52,420 - YOU'RE UP, ABBY. - YES. AHEM. 472 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:57,160 - OHH. 473 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,730 HOLD ON A SECOND THERE, ABBY. 474 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:04,730 LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 475 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,210 JUST KEEP THIS ARM STRAIGHT. - MM-HMM. 476 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,540 - AND USE YOUR HIPS. 477 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,780 - OKAY. - OKAY. 478 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,310 - THANK YOU, LLOYD. [clears throat] 479 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,710 - YOU DOG, YOU. 480 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,550 - GOOD SHOT, ABBY. 481 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,390 - I'M UP. 482 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,590 DOOT-DOOT. 483 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,720 [groans] 484 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,490 WHOA, OH. [farts] 485 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,460 SORRY. 486 00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:40,300 OH! 487 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:42,640 OKAY, I GET A HOOLIHAN ON THAT ONE, RIGHT? 488 00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,170 - THAT'S A MULLIGAN. 489 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,340 - RIGHT, WHATEVER. I GOT THAT. 490 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,880 - HANG ON A SECOND, HANK. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 491 00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,450 KEEP YOUR LEFT ARM STRAIGHT, COME ON. 492 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,680 - [laughs] 493 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,350 - YOU'RE GONNA NEED A LITTLE ASTROGLIDE BACK THERE, LLOYD. 494 00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:58,550 I'M NOT THAT EASY. - AND USE YOUR HIPS NOW. 495 00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,860 - YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. 496 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:09,870 OH! FUCK ME. 497 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,700 RUN, YOU CUNT! 498 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,670 - NO, NO, NO. 499 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,670 - GET THERE, GET THERE. 500 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:17,970 - HANK, THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 501 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,610 A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THE GAME, PLEASE. 502 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,710 NOW, WE'RE NOT GOING TO GO ANYWHERE 503 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,780 UNTIL YOU DRIVE THAT BALL. 504 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:37,830 - OH! PULLED IT. 505 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:39,560 WHEE. 506 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,730 - AHEM. 507 00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:48,240 - GREAT FUCKING MEETING, 508 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,740 AND THEY BOUGHT IT IN THE ROOM, 509 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:51,970 JUST LIKE I SAID THEY WOULD. 510 00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:53,540 I AM SO EXCITED, MARCY. 511 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,840 I KNEW YOU HAD A PROJECT IN YOU 512 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,280 JUST WAITING TO GET OUT. 513 00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:58,980 RUNKLE, HOW COME YOU NEVER SAW THIS? 514 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:00,680 I DON'T KNOW, STU. 515 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,890 I GUESS I JUST MISSED IT. 516 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,490 GUESS I MISSED A LOT OF THINGS. 517 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,420 - HEY, YOU WANT COME BACK TO MY PLACE, 518 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,920 CELEBRATE FURTHER? 519 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,730 - SURE. GO GET THE CAR. 520 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,730 - SORRY I CAN'T INVITE YOU, CHARLIE, 521 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,960 BUT THAT WOULD BE WEIRD. 522 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,870 - I AGREE, STU. 523 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,270 ANYWAY, LIKE I SAID, I'M NOT INTERESTED 524 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,840 IN NUDING UP WITH YOU GUYS. 525 00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:23,570 BESIDES, HANK HAS FIXED ME UP ON A BLIND DATE. 526 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:25,440 SHE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 527 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:28,810 APPARENTLY, SHE'S DTF. 528 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,750 - LOVE TO HEAR THAT. 529 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,720 PEACE, BRO. 530 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,280 [Stu laughing] 531 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,720 - YOU REALLY SAVED MY ASS, RUNKLE. 532 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,420 - I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT. 533 00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:43,830 I JUST GAVE YOU A LITTLE PUSH, THAT'S ALL. 534 00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:45,390 YOU DID THE REST. 535 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:50,900 - OKAY. [clears throat] 536 00:20:50,930 --> 00:20:54,040 WELL, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 537 00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:55,700 - YOU TOO, MARCE. 538 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,490 - AH, YOU MUST BE CHARLIE. 539 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,030 - AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 540 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,400 - HANK TOLD ME YOU WERE BALD. 541 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:21,600 - HA! RIGHT. 542 00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:22,800 OF COURSE, HE DID. 543 00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:26,370 - HE ALSO SAID YOU FUCK LIKE A CHAMP. 544 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,470 NICE TO MEET YOU. 545 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,740 I'M NUMBER 21. 546 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:37,580 - HEY, YOU THINK I CAN RETURN THESE CLUBS 547 00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:41,550 TO THE PRO SHOP WHEN I'M DONE TODAY? 548 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,950 JESUS, WOW. MEAN FACE GUY. 549 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,130 [shorts unzip] 550 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,000 [urinating] 551 00:21:53,030 --> 00:21:57,000 [whistling] 552 00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:59,700 - [groans] 553 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:01,600 - UH-OH. 554 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,870 HEY, COME ON. - COME HERE! 555 00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:06,710 - HANK, LLOYD! - I WAS RAKING! 556 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:07,710 I WAS CLEANING UP. 557 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:09,580 - STOP THIS! - COME HERE! 558 00:22:09,610 --> 00:22:12,880 - YOU'RE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 559 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,850 - COME HERE! - OOH! 560 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,890 - [growls] - WHOA! 561 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,450 - OH, MY GOD! 562 00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:20,720 - SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! 563 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,690 HOW DARE YOUR DISRESPECT THE GOLF COURSE! 564 00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:24,130 - LLOYD! - SHUT THE FUCK UP! 565 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,030 - LLOYD ALAN PHILLIPS, JR.! - [grunts] 566 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:30,670 HANK, I'M SORRY. - GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. 567 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:32,600 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. I'M SORRY. 568 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,640 - I DO THAT SOMETIMES. I MAKE PEOPLE ANGRY. 569 00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:36,000 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOW? 570 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,640 - WHAT? 571 00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:39,740 - YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME BACK TO ABBY. 572 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:42,950 YEAH, BECAUSE THIS RIGHT HERE? 573 00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:44,680 THIS IS NOT A LOVE CONNECTION. 574 00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:46,520 - OH. MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT. 575 00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:48,050 - BUT THAT SEXY LITTLE LEGAL BEAGLE-- 576 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,150 THAT IS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED FOR ME. 577 00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:51,250 - YEAH, BUT MY WORD IS MY BOND, 578 00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:53,620 AND I TOLD ABBY THAT I WOULD TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU. 579 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:55,820 - BELIEVE IT OR NOT, SHE WAS TAKING GREAT CARE OF ME. 580 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:57,160 IN FACT, I HAVE NEVER FELT 581 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:58,960 SO WELL TAKEN CARE OF BY AN ATTORNEY. 582 00:22:58,990 --> 00:23:01,060 IT WAS ALMOST EROTIC. - IT'S OKAY. 583 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:04,530 I WAS FEELING A LITTLE STRESSED, A LITTLE OVERWORKED, 584 00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:06,470 BUT I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. 585 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,000 - YEAH, YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL, LLOYD. 586 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,870 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE ANAL FISSURES. 587 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,740 - OH, I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT. 588 00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:13,610 THAT WAS AN AWFUL TIME. A TERRIBLE TIME. 589 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,810 LIKE HAVING TWO ANUSES. 590 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,480 - DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE? 591 00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:19,620 - WELL, I DO. - REALLY? 592 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,020 - THE DOCTOR SAID I WAS SO SPECIAL, 593 00:23:21,050 --> 00:23:22,620 I'M IN ALL THE BOOKS. 594 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:23,750 - RIGHT ON. 595 00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:27,760 NO, THAT'S YOUR KID. 596 00:23:27,790 --> 00:23:29,490 OH, THERE IT IS. RIGHT THE FUCK ON. 597 00:23:29,530 --> 00:23:30,560 - YEAH. 598 00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:33,030 - LOOKS LIKE A MAP OF THE WESTERN UNITED STATES. 599 00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,130 [both laughing] 600 00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:39,870 - OHH. 601 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,770 FINE, I'LL BE YOUR ATTORNEY AGAIN. 602 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,040 - REALLY? YOU WILL? 603 00:23:43,070 --> 00:23:45,240 THIS IS GOOD NEWS. 604 00:23:45,270 --> 00:23:47,140 - YES. UNLESS I GET YOU OFF, 605 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:49,010 YOU'LL BE OF NO USE TO ANYONE, 606 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,010 ME, MOST IMPORTANTLY. 607 00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:54,220 - WELL, THEN I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET ME OFF THEN. 608 00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,550 - NOPE. 609 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,020 NO MORE SEX. - WHAT? 610 00:23:57,050 --> 00:23:59,120 NO MORE SEXYTIME? 611 00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:04,190 - I MEAN, IF I'M GOING TO SEE THIS THROUGH TO THE END, 612 00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:06,060 WE CAN'T HAVE A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP. 613 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:08,630 - BUT WE DO HAVE A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP. 614 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:10,970 - NOT ANYMORE, WE DON'T. 615 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,030 - BUT... 616 00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:13,840 - BUT WHAT? - YOU GOT YOURS. 617 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:15,500 - I KNOW. 618 00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:16,770 IT WAS GOOD TOO. 619 00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:19,070 I'M SORRY, PAL. 620 00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:20,780 - FINE. BE THAT WAY. 621 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:23,610 - OH! YOU CAN GIVE IT UP THAT EASILY? 622 00:24:23,650 --> 00:24:24,910 I'M ACTUALLY INSULTED. 623 00:24:24,950 --> 00:24:26,750 - NO, NO, IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY, TRUST ME. 624 00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:28,020 I GOT A WHOLE MOVIE PLAYING IN MY HEAD, 625 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,280 AND IT'S PRETTY FUCKING AROUSING. 626 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,020 - MMM. 627 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:32,050 I KNOW THAT MOVIE. 628 00:24:32,090 --> 00:24:33,160 - YEAH? 629 00:24:33,190 --> 00:24:35,290 - I LOVE THAT MOVIE. - STARRING YOU. 630 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,890 - I GUESS IT'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO KEEP US GOING, HUH? 631 00:24:37,930 --> 00:24:38,930 - I GUESS SO. 632 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,000 - IT'LL BE INTERESTING. 633 00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:42,100 - WHAT'LL BE INTERESTING? 634 00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,870 - WELL, THERE WILL COME A DAY 635 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,670 WHEN ALL THIS HORRID LEGAL STRIFE IS BEHIND US. 636 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,570 - OH, LORD, I FUCKING HOPE SO. 637 00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:53,810 - AND IT'LL BE INTERESTING TO, UH, 638 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,950 SEE WHAT YOU WANT THEN. 639 00:24:56,980 --> 00:24:58,610 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 640 00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:02,250 - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 641 00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:43,630 - HEY, BEN. 642 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:45,630 - HOW ARE YOU, HANK? 643 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:47,330 - HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING? 644 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:52,170 - YOU KNOW, WE NEVER REALLY GOT OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT, DID WE? 645 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,040 - NO, WE DIDN'T. 646 00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:55,770 THAT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT. 647 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,640 - IT'S DEFINITELY YOUR FAULT. 648 00:25:57,670 --> 00:25:58,810 - MM. 649 00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:04,280 - YOUR KID IS TALENTED. 650 00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:06,210 - SO'S YOURS. 651 00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:10,150 WELL, WE GOT THAT IN COMMON, RIGHT? 652 00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:11,390 - YEAH. 653 00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:14,260 AND WE SEEM TO HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN WOMEN. 654 00:26:14,290 --> 00:26:17,160 - YOU KNOW, HANK, I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 655 00:26:17,190 --> 00:26:19,190 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 656 00:26:19,230 --> 00:26:22,800 NOT THAT I DON'T WANT IT TO BE WHAT YOU THINK IT IS, 657 00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,930 IT'S JUST SHE'S NOT... 658 00:26:24,970 --> 00:26:26,400 SHE'S JUST NOT THERE YET. 659 00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:30,070 - OKAY, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 660 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:32,270 - THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA STOP TRYING. 661 00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:33,880 - I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO. 662 00:26:33,910 --> 00:26:36,010 IF YOU DID, YOU WOULDN'T DESERVE HER. 663 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,650 [acoustic guitars playing] 664 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,920 - SHE SURE IS SOMETHING SPECIAL ALL RIGHT. 665 00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:42,050 - AMEN. 666 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:48,320 * 667 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,160 - * WOKE UP TO THE SOUND 668 00:26:50,190 --> 00:26:53,930 * OF POURING RAIN 669 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:59,700 * THE WIND WOULD WHISPER AND I'D THINK OF YOU * 670 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:02,170 * AND ALL THE TEARS YOU'VE CRIED * 671 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,110 * HAVE CALLED MY NAME 672 00:27:06,140 --> 00:27:08,310 * AND WHEN YOU NEEDED ME 673 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:11,980 * I CAME THROUGH 674 00:27:12,010 --> 00:27:17,790 * PAINT A PICTURE OF THE DAYS GONE BY * 675 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:19,150 * WITH LOVE I'M BLIND 676 00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:23,290 * AND YOU CAN MAKE ME SEE * 677 00:27:23,330 --> 00:27:29,800 * I'D STARE A LIFETIME INTO YOUR EYES * 678 00:27:29,830 --> 00:27:35,400 * SO THAT I KNEW THAT YOU WERE THERE FOR ME * 679 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:41,410 * TIME AFTER TIME, YOU WERE THERE FOR ME * 680 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,850 * REMEMBER YESTERDAY 681 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,320 * WALKING HAND IN HAND 682 00:27:47,350 --> 00:27:49,950 * LOVE LETTERS IN THE SAND * 683 00:27:49,990 --> 00:27:53,460 * I REMEMBER YOU 684 00:27:53,490 --> 00:27:56,260 * ALL THE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS 685 00:27:56,290 --> 00:27:59,260 * AND EVERY ENDLESS DAY 686 00:27:59,290 --> 00:28:01,960 * I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY 687 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,900 * I REMEMBER YOU 688 00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:09,470 * YEAH 689 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:11,470 * OH OH OH 690 00:28:11,510 --> 00:28:14,440 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 47139

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