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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:08,630 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,130 - COME HERE, BUBBY. 3 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,300 - GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, HANK, 4 00:00:11,330 --> 00:00:12,430 BEFORE BECCA COMES HOME, OKAY? 5 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,800 - I'D LIKE TO SEE HER. 6 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:15,530 - DO YOU WANT TO HAVE TO LOOK HER IN THE EYE 7 00:00:15,570 --> 00:00:18,340 AND TELL HER THAT YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN A GIRL 8 00:00:18,370 --> 00:00:20,400 THAT'S THE SAME AGE THAT SHE IS RIGHT NOW? 9 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,540 - THE D.A.'S OFFICE IS WILLING TO DROP THE ASSAULT CHARGES. 10 00:00:22,570 --> 00:00:24,540 THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. - WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? 11 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:26,440 - YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH STATUTORY RAPE. 12 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,210 - CONSIDERING THAT YOU ACTUALLY WROTE THE BOOK THAT I LOVE, 13 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,520 HOW ABOUT YOU REWRITE THE SCRIPT THAT I LOATHE? 14 00:00:31,550 --> 00:00:32,820 - WITH SASHA'S INTEREST, 15 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:35,550 WE COULD BE AT SUNDANCE THIS TIME NEXT YEAR. 16 00:00:35,590 --> 00:00:37,390 - ALL FOR A STUPID FUCKING MOVIE. 17 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:39,520 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, GET A REAL JOB? 18 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:40,660 - SO IS THERE A SCRIPT? 19 00:00:40,690 --> 00:00:42,430 - FUCK NO. - BUT HE'S GETTING CLOSE. 20 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,760 - HOPEFULLY IT'LL GIVE YOU A SIZEABLE BONER WHEN I'M DONE. 21 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:47,530 HARDER. 22 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,370 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS HARD, BECCA. 23 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,140 - SHOULDN'T IT BE HARD? 24 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:52,470 I MEAN, ISN'T THAT PRETTY MUCH WHAT HAPPENS 25 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:53,670 AFTER THE FINAL STRAW? 26 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:55,140 - BECCA HATES ME, CHARLIE. 27 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:56,770 - SHE'LL GET OVER IT, BUDDY BOY. 28 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:23,200 - MORNING, SUNSHINE. 29 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:25,140 FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 30 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:26,470 UP AND AT 'EM. 31 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:30,910 - RISE AND SHINE, AND GIVE GOD YOUR GLORY. 32 00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:33,280 OH, FUCKNESS. 33 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:36,280 - YEAH, HAVING YOUR STOMACH PUMPED WILL DO THAT TO YOU. 34 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:38,420 SORRY I CAN'T KEEP YOU ANY LONGER. 35 00:01:38,450 --> 00:01:40,420 [pained groan] 36 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:41,820 - THAT'S A SHAME. 37 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:43,550 I WAS JUST BEGINNING TO ACCLIMATE. 38 00:01:43,590 --> 00:01:47,260 - 5150 HOLD IS ONLY 72 HOURS MAX. 39 00:01:47,290 --> 00:01:49,430 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT CRAZY. 40 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:50,730 - OBVIOUSLY. 41 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,300 - DO YOURSELF A FAVOR. 42 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:53,630 STAY AWAY FROM THE DRUGS. 43 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:54,900 - I DON'T LIKE THE DRUGS, DOC. 44 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:56,900 THE DRUGS LIKE ME. 45 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:58,770 - CUTE, CLEVER. 46 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,670 LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG, GOOD-LOOKING CORPSE. 47 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:03,540 GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLE? 48 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:05,680 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD-LOOKING CORPSE. 49 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:06,880 I SEE A LOT OF THEM, 50 00:02:06,910 --> 00:02:08,280 AND THEY'RE FUCKING UGLY AS SHIT, 51 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:09,510 AND THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT TOO. 52 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:10,680 YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? 53 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:12,280 BECAUSE THERE'S LITERALLY SHIT 54 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,280 OOZING OUT OF EVERY GODDAMN HOLE. 55 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,620 SO KEEP IT UP, CHUCKLES, 56 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:17,690 AND I'LL BE SEEING YOU AGAIN REAL SOON. 57 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,690 BYE NOW, BUH-BYE. 58 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,220 - FUCK. 59 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:22,630 - HEY. 60 00:02:22,660 --> 00:02:23,960 - OH, MY LORD. 61 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:25,960 THEY MUST HAVE GIVEN ME TOO MUCH MORPHINE, 62 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,670 BECAUSE I AM HALLUCINATING. 63 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:31,470 - HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 64 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,600 - LIKE I'VE BEEN RODE WET AND PUT AWAY HARD. 65 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,670 - [clears throat] I HEAR THAT. 66 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:38,480 MORNING, HANK. 67 00:02:38,510 --> 00:02:39,780 - MORNING, MARV. HOW'S IT HANGING? 68 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:42,580 - [groans, flatulence] 69 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:44,950 - OH, LORD. - OH, MY GOD. 70 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:46,950 - [grunts and flatulence] 71 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:49,390 [relieved groan] 72 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,860 - [laughs] 73 00:02:51,890 --> 00:02:52,890 - WAIT--OOH. 74 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,360 OH, HEY. 75 00:02:54,390 --> 00:02:55,630 - [laughs] 76 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:59,730 [upbeat music] 77 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:07,740 * 78 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:04,630 - ARE YOU FOR REAL OR IS THIS YOUR AVATAR? 79 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:07,630 - WILL YOU STOP ASKING ME THAT? 80 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:08,730 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE ME THE BED. 81 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:11,400 I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE COUCH, THE FLOOR, ANYTHING. 82 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:14,300 - SHUT UP. 83 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:17,710 ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 84 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:19,310 - GOD DAMN. 85 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:20,540 YOU'RE JUST BEING SO NICE, 86 00:04:20,580 --> 00:04:22,950 IT'S LIKE I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN AFTER ALL. 87 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:24,080 - SIT DOWN. 88 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:25,620 THE DOCTOR SAID YOU NEED TO REST. 89 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:28,350 - NO, I'M FINE. I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 90 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:30,320 I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD. 91 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:31,660 - THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 92 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:33,320 - DEAD TIRED. - NOT FUNNY. 93 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,490 - A LITTLE FUNNY? - NOT REALLY. 94 00:04:35,530 --> 00:04:38,500 - MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. TOO SOON? 95 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:39,700 YEAH. 96 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:42,800 I'LL TRY AGAIN AFTER LUNCH. 97 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:44,430 - HANK. 98 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:45,840 - HMM? 99 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,900 - I WAS SCARED. 100 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:49,340 - I KNOW, BABY. 101 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:50,870 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE. 102 00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:54,040 - I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU. 103 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:59,580 - I MEAN, I WAS SO BUSY BEING MAD AT YOU, 104 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,990 I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN YOU WERE IN. 105 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:04,990 - WELL, IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME. 106 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:07,960 - YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO LAUGH IT OFF 107 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:11,830 AND FIND HUMOR IN THE MOST FUCKED-UP SITUATIONS. 108 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:14,860 SO FOR YOU--FOR YOU TO WANT TO GO AND KILL YOURSELF, 109 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:18,070 I MEAN, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN IN AGONY, 110 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,000 AND I JUST DIDN'T-- 111 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:23,570 I MEAN, HOWEVER FURIOUS I AM WITH YOU, 112 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:25,510 EVEN WHEN I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS, 113 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:28,040 AT LEAST I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, 114 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,850 THAT I'M GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN. 115 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,920 - HONEY. 116 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:38,560 I DIDN'T MEAN TO FORCE MOISTURE FROM YOUR FACE. 117 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:40,520 AND I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 118 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:44,790 BUT I GOTTA BE HONEST. 119 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:48,530 - WHAT? 120 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:49,670 WHAT? 121 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:56,610 - I LOVE YOU. 122 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,710 AND I'M SORRY... 123 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:02,610 FOR EVERYTHING. 124 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:05,110 - JUST DON'T DO THAT AGAIN, OKAY? 125 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:07,150 I MEAN, NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS, 126 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:08,890 YOU CALL ME, YOU TEXT ME, 127 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,690 YOU SKYPE ME, YOU TWEET ME, 128 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,790 YOU CAN FUCKING FACEBOOK ME, I DON'T CARE. 129 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:18,160 I JUST--NOTHING SHOULD BE THAT BAD, OKAY? 130 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:19,930 YOU PROMISE? 131 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,900 - WELL, TEXTING IS FOR FAGGOTS, BUT I PROMISE. 132 00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:27,170 - GOOD. NO. 133 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,170 NO, NO. NO, NO. 134 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:38,150 FUCK. 135 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:42,750 OKAY. 136 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,230 - YOU'RE A CHEAP DATE, YOU KNOW THAT? 137 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:54,460 - WELL, WHEN YOU COME PERILOUSLY CLOSE 138 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,100 TO SHUCKING OFF THIS MORTAL COIL, 139 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:58,030 YOU REALIZE WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 140 00:06:58,070 --> 00:06:59,740 A BURGER, FRIES, 141 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:01,810 A NICE COLD ROOT BEER TO WASH IT DOWN. 142 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:04,170 - PRIORITIES. 143 00:07:05,270 --> 00:07:07,840 - KAREN THINKS I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF. 144 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,650 - WELL, YOU DID LEAVE A SUICIDE NOTE. 145 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,550 - IT WAS A LETTER, DOUCHE BAG. 146 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:13,750 A LETTER TO BECCA. 147 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,080 I WAS JUST PUTTING MY THOUGHTS IN ORDER 148 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,490 WHEN I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED 149 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,020 BY THE ILL EFFECTS OF SELF-MEDICATING. 150 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:20,120 - HEY, I'M JUST GLAD YOU HAVE THE IMPULSE 151 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,590 TO WRITE SOMETHING. 152 00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:23,730 - DON'T. 153 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,660 DON'T YOU DARE. DON'T ASK. 154 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,830 - I HAVE TO. IT'S MY JOB. 155 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:30,670 SO HOW'S IT COMING? 156 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,870 - JUST GET ME OUT OF IT, CHARLIE. 157 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:34,540 I CAN'T FOCUS ON A STUPID FUCKING SCREENPLAY RIGHT NOW. 158 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:35,870 - I CAN'T DO THAT. 159 00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:37,570 STU'S BEEN CALLING. 160 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:39,180 - STU? - THE PRODUCER. 161 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:40,880 HE'S PAYING YOU OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET, 162 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:42,080 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 163 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:43,280 - I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY MONEY. 164 00:07:43,310 --> 00:07:45,010 - IT'S TIED UP WITH THE ATTORNEYS. 165 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:46,750 - PERFECT. NO HARM, NO FOUL. 166 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:48,750 THEN WE'RE EVEN. THAT'S IT, I'M OUT. 167 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:50,720 - IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 168 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,720 HE NEEDS A GOOD SCRIPT. 169 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,290 A GOOD SCRIPT ATTRACTS TALENT. 170 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,760 TALENT ATTRACTS MONEY. 171 00:07:55,790 --> 00:07:56,760 YOU WRITE A GOOD SCRIPT, 172 00:07:56,790 --> 00:08:00,200 AND THEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOUR FACE, BABY. 173 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,800 [groans] 174 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,870 - OH, JESUS. 175 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,670 I'M NAUSEOUS. 176 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:09,110 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? 177 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:11,640 I'M HORNY AS FUCK. 178 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:14,880 NO, SERIOUSLY, I BEAT OFF TWICE THIS MORNING. 179 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:16,280 OH, OKAY, FINE. 180 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:18,620 I MADE LOVE TO MYSELF. 181 00:08:18,650 --> 00:08:19,880 CHRIST ON A STICK, KAREN, 182 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,750 WHAT IS IT ABOUT TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION 183 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:23,750 THAT FREAKS YOU OUT SO MUCH? 184 00:08:23,790 --> 00:08:26,560 YOU KNOW YOU LOVE TO FLICK THAT BEAN OF YOURS. 185 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:27,990 YOU DO! 186 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:29,960 FUCK YOU, DON'T HANG UP. 187 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:33,730 - RUNKLE! RUNKLE! 188 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,300 WHERE ARE YOU, RUNKLE? 189 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:37,900 HEY, IS THIS RUNKLE'S HOUSE? 190 00:08:37,930 --> 00:08:39,340 - UH, WHO'S ASKING? 191 00:08:39,370 --> 00:08:41,070 - WHERE IS THAT SLIPPERY SON OF A BITCH? 192 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,310 IS HE INSIDE? 193 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:44,070 - WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 194 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:46,180 - SORRY, STU BEGGS. 195 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:47,980 NICE TO MEET YOU. 196 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:51,010 - MARCY. PLEASURE. 197 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:53,120 - YOU'RE THE WIFE? 198 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:54,580 - SOON TO BE EX. 199 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:55,890 - INTERESTING. 200 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,020 - WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ABOUT IT? 201 00:08:58,050 --> 00:08:59,760 - SO WHERE IS HE? 202 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,630 I LEFT WORD WITH HIM, LIKE, A DOZEN TIMES, 203 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:05,060 AND THE SHINY FUCK IS NOT RETURNING MY CALLS. 204 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:06,730 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK HE IS. 205 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,160 LUNCH WITH A CLIENT PROBABLY. 206 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,330 - MOODY? 207 00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:10,500 - HOW'D YOU GUESS? 208 00:09:10,530 --> 00:09:13,170 - WELL, AS FAR AS I KNOW, RUNKLE ONLY HAS ONE CLIENT. 209 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,910 YOU'RE WAY TOO HOT FOR HIM, BY THE WAY. 210 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:17,170 - THANKS. 211 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:18,910 I ALWAYS THOUGHT SO. 212 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:21,080 DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM WAVING HIS THIN, BENT WANG 213 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:22,280 AT ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS, THOUGH. 214 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:24,150 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 215 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:25,780 NO MATTER HOW GORGEOUS THE GAL, 216 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:29,150 THERE'S ALWAYS SOME FELLA THAT'S TIRED OF BANGING HER. 217 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:31,120 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY. 218 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:33,190 NO MATTER HOW BALD THE FELLA, 219 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,260 THERE'S ALWAYS SOME GAL WHO'S TIRED OF DEALING 220 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:37,330 WITH HIS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. 221 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,000 - YOU WANT TO GRAB A DRINK SOMETIME? 222 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:42,330 - WITH YOU? 223 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:44,700 - YES. 224 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:47,640 WHO ELSE IS ASKING? 225 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,740 - I DON'T KNOW, STU. 226 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:53,110 LIFE IS MUCHO COMPLICADO RIGHT NOW, STU. 227 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:56,180 I'M KIND OF IN THE FINAL DEATH THROES OF A MARRIAGE 228 00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:58,680 AND THE LAST DAYS OF ESCROW, AND-- 229 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,920 - AND WHAT? 230 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:02,920 WHAT? 231 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,420 - AND YOU REMIND ME OF CHARLIE, PHYSICALLY. 232 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:06,690 I'M JUST SAYING. 233 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,730 - [laughing] OH, GOD! 234 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,990 DO I HAVE ANYTHING LEFT? 235 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:12,660 I MEAN, I'M CHECKING. 236 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,830 - NO, YOU'RE LIKE HIS FUCKING DOPPELGANGER, STU. 237 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:16,870 YOU'RE ALL BALD AND PEAR-SHAPED AND SHIT. 238 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:19,400 IT'S REALLY KIND OF CREEPING ME OUT. 239 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,140 - YOU KNOW, MARCY, THAT ALL MAY BE TRUE, 240 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:24,840 BUT I'M ALSO RICH AS FUCK AND HUNG LIKE A MOOSE. 241 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,810 - OKAY. - YEAH. 242 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,120 MMM. 243 00:10:38,150 --> 00:10:40,420 [electric guitar riffs] 244 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:48,400 * 245 00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:16,990 - COME ON. 246 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:18,330 LET'S PAY UP. 247 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,730 DON'T LISTEN AND NOT PAY, COME ON. 248 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,800 DON'T BE CHEAP. 249 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:23,070 LET'S--THERE WE GO. 250 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,300 SOUNDED GREAT, HONEY. 251 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:26,800 WHAT YOU SAVING UP FOR? 252 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,140 - A PLACE OF MY OWN. 253 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:30,210 - OH, COOL. 254 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,210 WHERE? 255 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,210 - THE VALLEY. 256 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,410 - OH, DEAR. WHY? 257 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,150 - CHEAP RENT. - GOT YA. 258 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,750 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I BET YOUR MOM WOULD BE HAPPY 259 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:41,720 TO KEEP A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD 260 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,750 AND MAYBE EVEN GIVE YOU THREE SQUARES A DAY. 261 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,920 AND THEN YOU CAN SAVE YOUR MONEY 262 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:46,920 AND SPEND IT ON COOL STUFF, 263 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,860 LIKE BOOZE AND SMOKES. 264 00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:52,200 - YEAH, I DON'T LAUGH AS EASILY AS I USED TO. 265 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:54,160 - DON'T I KNOW IT. 266 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,300 - GUESS THINGS AREN'T AS FUNNY AS THEY USED TO BE. 267 00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:58,730 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON THAT, SWEETHEART. 268 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,170 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 269 00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:05,340 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 270 00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:10,210 I KNOW I MUST HAVE GIVEN YOU A PRETTY BIG SCARE, HONEY. 271 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,310 HONEY? 272 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,550 - NOPE, I'M GOOD. 273 00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:17,220 BETTER GET BACK AT IT. 274 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,090 PLENTY OF DAY LEFT. 275 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,160 - YEAH. 276 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:22,790 OKAY, WELL, YOU MIND IF I JUST SIT HERE AND WATCH 277 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:25,930 AND LISTEN AND BE YOUR GROUPIE? 278 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,930 - I'D PREFER YOU DIDN'T. IT MAKES ME FREEZE UP. 279 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:30,870 GOTTA STAY LOOSE. 280 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,000 - THAT'S COOL. 281 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:35,200 WELL, YOU--YOU STAY LOOSE, LITTLE LADY. 282 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,210 [electric guitar riffs] 283 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:45,820 * 284 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,260 - I KNOW, I KNOW, STU. I'M SORRY. 285 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,230 I'VE BEEN DODGING YOU. YOU KNOW THIS. 286 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,060 BUT I'VE NOW SPOKEN TO HANK. 287 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,430 - IT'S OKAY. RUNKLE, RUNKLE, RELAX. 288 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:04,270 HAVE A DRINK. 289 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,840 THROW SOME PEANUTS DOWN YOUR GOB. 290 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,240 - LOVE ME SOME PEANUTS. 291 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:10,910 YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. 292 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:13,110 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA REAM ME A NEW ASSHOLE. 293 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,380 - I WAS. 294 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:16,210 I WENT BY YOUR HOUSE TODAY. 295 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,210 - YOU DID? JESUS! 296 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,920 - [chuckles] 297 00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:21,450 I MET THE WIFE. 298 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,590 - YEAH, SOON TO BE EX. 299 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,450 - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 300 00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:25,620 - SHE LOVES TO SAY THAT. 301 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:28,260 - SHE'S A SAUCY LITTLE MINX, THAT ONE. 302 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:29,960 - HA! THAT'S ONE WAY TO PUT IT. 303 00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:31,630 OOH. 304 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:33,400 - SO YOU GUYS ARE DONE? 305 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,860 - PRETTY MUCH, YEAH. 306 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,470 - WHOA, PRETTY MUCH? 307 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,170 PRETTY MUCH? 308 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,370 - NO, WE'RE--WE'RE-- WE'RE DONE. 309 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,500 KAPUT. 310 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,640 SPLITSVILLE. 311 00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:46,080 - SO YOU WOULDN'T MIND IF I TOOK A CRACK AT HER? 312 00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:49,510 - SAY WHAT? 313 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:52,380 - IF I ASKED HER OUT? 314 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,390 - WELL, UH... 315 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,320 IN THEORY, NO. 316 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,960 BUT IT MIGHT COMPLICATE OUR WORKING RELATIONSHIP. 317 00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:04,530 - MMM, YEAH. 318 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,360 I DON'T SEE WHY IT HAS TO. 319 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,230 - HI, SORRY I'M LATE. 320 00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:11,370 - CHARLIE RUNKLE, HEATHER TRACY. 321 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,540 HEATHER HEADS UP DEVELOPMENT FOR MY COMPANY, 322 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:15,400 AND I FIGURED YOU TWO GUYS SHOULD MEET. 323 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,970 - SO NICE TO MEET YOU, CHARLIE. 324 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,610 YOU'RE A LEGEND. [cell phone rings] 325 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,040 EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND. 326 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,410 - RIGHT ON. - HELLO. 327 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,450 - SHE IS A SURE THING. 328 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,120 D.T.F. 329 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,250 - D.T. WHAT? 330 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,250 - SHE'S A GOOD-TIMER. 331 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:33,360 DOWN TO FUCK. 332 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,530 I FIGURED I OWED YOU ONE. 333 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,660 IF I WAS GONNA MAKE A PASS AT YOUR EX, 334 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:44,300 AND YOU WERE GOING TO BE KIND ENOUGH NOT TO COCKBLOCK ME, 335 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:45,630 THEN IT'S ONLY RIGHT 336 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:48,040 I OFFER UP SOMETHING IN RETURN. 337 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,540 HERE SHE COMES. HEY, DON'T FUCK IT UP. 338 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:55,380 - SO WHERE WERE WE? 339 00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:58,010 - D.T.F. 340 00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,650 - I LIKE A NICE BEET, HUH? 341 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,420 IT'S LIKE NATURE'S TREAT, ISN'T IT? 342 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,120 SURE BEATS THAT HOSPITAL FOOD. 343 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:06,360 SHIT, THAT WAS BAD. 344 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:08,060 I'D RATHER TONGUE A SWEATY BUNGHOLE 345 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,260 THAN FORCE-FEED ANOTHER FORKFUL 346 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:11,390 OF THAT PAP DOWN MY GULLET. 347 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,130 SHOULDN'T SHE BE HOME BY NOW? 348 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,360 CAN WE GO LOOK FOR HER, PLEASE? 349 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,430 NOW, CAN WE? 350 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,030 PLEASE, HUH, HUH? - OKAY. 351 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:19,040 - THANK YOU. 352 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:22,040 [electric guitar riffs] 353 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,240 * 354 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,410 - WELL, WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 355 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,380 - NOT BAD, NOT BAD. - WE GOT A GUITAR PLAYER. 356 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:36,650 * 357 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,530 - HEY! 358 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:51,270 [laughter] - RUN! 359 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,570 - HEY! 360 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,570 STOP! 361 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,670 - OH, MY GOD. 362 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,410 - HERE, LET ME HELP YOU UP. - GIVE IT BACK. 363 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,440 GIVE IT. 364 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,710 [laughter] 365 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:04,510 - WHOA, WHOA, SETTLE DOWN THERE, TYSON. 366 00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:07,580 HERE, TAKE YOUR FUCKING MONEY BACK. 367 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:10,150 JESUS, WE WERE JUST FUCKING AROUND. 368 00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:12,360 - JUST FUCKING AROUND? WHAT IF I HADN'T CAUGHT YOU? 369 00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:13,620 - THEN WE WOULD HAVE ENJOYED THE FRUITS 370 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,120 OF YOUR MAD SKILLS. 371 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,660 - YEAH, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. 372 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,330 - FOR A GIRL. 373 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,130 - THANKS, I GUESS. 374 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,600 - ARE YOU IN A BAND? 375 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:23,800 - NOPE. 376 00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:25,570 - WELL, WE'RE IN A BAND. 377 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,700 I SING. 378 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:28,270 - GUITAR. - BASS. 379 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,210 - DRUMS. 380 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,540 - WE COULD ACTUALLY USE A LEAD GUITARIST, 381 00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:33,340 YOU KNOW, FOR THAT EDDIE VAN HALEN SHIT. 382 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,510 YOU SHOULD TRY OUT. 383 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:36,680 - TRY OUT? 384 00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:38,750 AFTER YOU JUST TRIED TO ROB ME? 385 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:39,750 - WOW. 386 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:42,790 - BIG FUCKING DEAL. 387 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:46,090 HAVEN'T YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING STUPID 388 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,520 JUST FOR FUN? 389 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,290 LOOK, CONSIDER IT A TEST, HMM? 390 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,660 YOU PASSED. 391 00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,400 - WHAT DO YOU GUYS CALL YOURSELVES? 392 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,670 - QUEENS OF DOGTOWN. 393 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,800 LOOK, CHECK OUT OUR MYSPACE. 394 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:01,170 MAYBE WE'LL LET YOU AUDITION. 395 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,280 - CRAZY. 396 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,690 - FUCK. 397 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,860 - CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 398 00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:24,460 - SURE. 399 00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:29,470 AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX. 400 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,470 - [whistles] 401 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,300 * 402 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:37,840 [hums] 403 00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,410 - [laughs] 404 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,140 THAT'S IT, RIGHT? THAT'S ALL YOU-- 405 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:43,380 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TWO JUST GO TO NEW YORK? 406 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,680 - UH, WELL, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FAIR, WOULD IT? 407 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:47,620 I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT SHE KNOWS NOW. 408 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,850 YOU KNOW, THIS IS HER LIFE, SO... 409 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,720 BESIDES, EVEN IF WE HAD GONE, 410 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,460 WE WOULDA HAD TO TURN STRAIGHT BACK 411 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,160 FOR THIS LATEST PIECE OF DRAMA. 412 00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:57,260 - HMM. 413 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,860 I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 414 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,600 BECAUSE YOU CARE. 415 00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,130 - OF COURSE I CARE. - THAT'S WHY. 416 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,830 - I'VE ALWAYS CARED. THAT'S LIKE-- 417 00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:06,500 PEOPLE WHO CARE, I MEAN, 418 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,700 THEY DON'T GET TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 419 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,370 IT'S-- - MM-HMM. 420 00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:12,680 BRINGS US TO THE SIX-MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION. 421 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,240 DO YOU THINK WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE? 422 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,910 - UGH, HANK. - WHAT? 423 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,720 - HONESTLY? - NO, NO, NOT HONESTLY. 424 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,180 LIE TO ME. 425 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,420 - I DON'T KNOW. 426 00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:23,890 I MEAN, IF YOU'D ASKED ME THAT A WEEK AGO, 427 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,690 I WOULD HAVE SAID NO, NO WAY, 428 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,290 NO FUCKING WAY, NEVER. 429 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,690 - OH, YEAH, I HEAR YOU. 430 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,790 - BUT NOW THAT THE WHOLE LIFE AND DEATH THING 431 00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,430 HAS REARED ITS UGLY HEAD, 432 00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:33,830 I--I DON'T KNOW. 433 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:34,830 I DON'T KNOW. 434 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,370 - THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH. 435 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,270 - YOU KNOW WHAT, 436 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,800 WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND SEE IF SHE'S THERE? 437 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,410 AND I'M GONNA KEEP LOOKING. 438 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,810 AND IF SHE'S NOT, THEN JUST REST UP, YOU KNOW? 439 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,540 - YOU SURE? 440 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,810 - YEAH, SHE NEVER GOES THIS LONG 441 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,550 WITHOUT AN INTERNET FIX ANYWAY, SO... 442 00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,450 GO HOME. 443 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,880 - OH, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU USE THAT WORD, 444 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,220 HOME. 445 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,650 CAN YOU SAY IT AGAIN? 446 00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:59,690 - IT'S NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME, HANK. 447 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,360 - I KNOW. 448 00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:06,230 - GO HOME. 449 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:15,440 [hard rock music] 450 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:20,840 * 451 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:21,940 - YOU'RE PRETTY HARD RIGHT NOW. 452 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,380 - SURE AM. 453 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,850 NICE WORK, SOLDIER. 454 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,820 - HA. I AIM TO PLEASE. 455 00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:29,650 CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU? 456 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,250 - OH, PLEASE DO, PLEASE DO. 457 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:33,660 - YOU'RE WAY HAIRY DOWN THERE. 458 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,320 - OH, OKAY. 459 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,560 GOOD TO KNOW. 460 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:39,860 - YEAH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CONSIDER A LITTLE MAN-SCAPING. 461 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,800 - OH, REALLY? 462 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:42,870 - MM-HMM. 463 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,570 - THAT'S NOT GAY? 464 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,600 - OH, NO. 465 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,740 NO! NO, NOT AT ALL. 466 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:52,540 GIRLS MY AGE APPRECIATE A LACK OF HAIR DOWN SOUTH. 467 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,440 WHO WANTS A MOUTH FULL OF PUBES WHEN YOU'RE SUCKING ON BALLS? 468 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,810 - SURE, SURE. 469 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,010 MAKES SENSE. 470 00:19:58,050 --> 00:19:59,480 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE DEVELOPMENT GIRL 471 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,720 IS GIVING ME NOTES ON MY DICK. 472 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,890 - HEY, DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT FROM BEHIND? 473 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,420 - ABSOLUTELY. THAT'S MY FAVORITE. 474 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:06,290 - ME TOO. - RIGHT? 475 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,990 'CAUSE IT GETS YOUR SPOT, RIGHT? - RIGHT, YES. 476 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:10,290 THAT AND I CAN MULTITASK. 477 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,590 THE EMAILS JUST REALLY PILE UP 478 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,830 IF YOU DON'T GET TO THEM RIGHT AWAY. 479 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,960 - SURE, MAKES SENSE. 480 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,670 - HOP ON BACK HERE. 481 00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:26,510 - OH. 482 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:27,610 - OH. 483 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,050 YOU ALL RIGHT BACK THERE? 484 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,650 - YEAH, YEAH. 485 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:39,460 JUST, UM, YOU MIND IF WE SWITCH IT UP, 486 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:40,920 MAYBE CHANGE POSITIONS? 487 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,430 - UH, WELL, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EMAIL, 488 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:48,500 SO IF YOU COULD JUST KEEP GOING BACK THERE. 489 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,970 - YEAH, SURE. NO--NO--NO PROBLEM. 490 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 - GREAT. 491 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,540 - OH, YEAH. 492 00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:58,810 OH, YEAH. 493 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,780 - [moans] 494 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:09,750 SORRY. 495 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:13,660 JUST, UH, FROM BEHIND REALLY DOES IT FOR ME SOMETIMES. 496 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,090 - NO WORRIES. I TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT. 497 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:20,030 - DO YOU WANT ME TO, UH, 498 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:24,630 YOU KNOW, FINISH YOU OFF DOWN THERE? 499 00:21:24,670 --> 00:21:27,700 - OH, UM, NAH. 500 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,440 I'VE GOT, LIKE, FIVE SCRIPTS TO READ. 501 00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:31,110 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FOCUS. 502 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:32,780 I'M GONNA GO, OKAY? 503 00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:35,440 BUT WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME. 504 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,310 - SURE, WHY NOT? 505 00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:45,750 - HEY. HOW ARE YOU? 506 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:47,720 - I'M FINE. 507 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,860 - DID YOU FINALLY MAKE ENOUGH TO MOVE OUT? 508 00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:52,560 - MY GUITAR WAS STOLEN, AND MY AMP. 509 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,130 - SHIT, HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED? 510 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,470 - DOESN'T MATTER. NEEDED NEW STUFF ANYWAY. 511 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,000 CASE CLOSED, MOVING ON. 512 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,740 - GUESS YOU SHOULDA LET ME BUY YOU THAT GUITAR 513 00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:03,010 THE OTHER DAY, HUH? 514 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,940 - YOUR CREDIT CARD WOULDN'T GO THROUGH. 515 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:07,140 - SHIT, THAT'S RIGHT. 516 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:09,610 WELL, I AM SORRY ABOUT YOUR GUITAR, SWEETIE. 517 00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:10,680 I'LL GET YOU A NEW ONE. 518 00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:12,550 - DON'T BOTHER. 519 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,420 JUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 520 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:15,820 - I'M TRYING. 521 00:22:15,850 --> 00:22:19,050 AND I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I PUT YOU THROUGH LATELY. 522 00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:20,960 - OH, YOU ARE? AWESOME. 523 00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:23,660 ARE YOU JUST SORRY ABOUT LATELY OR MY WHOLE LIFE? 524 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:27,700 ACTUALLY, WHAT AREN'T YOU SORRY ABOUT? 525 00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:29,870 ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT BEING SUCH A FUCKING COWARD? 526 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,830 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS, SWEETIE? 527 00:22:31,870 --> 00:22:33,740 - DON'T "SWEETIE" ME. 528 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,840 YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME AND MOM 529 00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:37,470 AND HOW WE'RE EVERYTHING TO YOU. 530 00:22:37,510 --> 00:22:39,170 IF THAT'S TRUE, 531 00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:42,450 HOW COULD YOU GIVE UP ON US SO EASILY? 532 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,150 ONLY A FUCKING COWARD WOULD CHECK OUT LIKE THAT. 533 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,020 - THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR FATHER. 534 00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,720 - MY FATHER? 535 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:51,520 MY FATHER WOULDN'T TRY TO KILL HIMSELF. 536 00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:53,920 HE WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME. 537 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,060 SO WHERE'S THIS FATHER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 538 00:22:57,090 --> 00:22:59,460 WHERE IS HE? 539 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:03,500 BECAUSE I SURE DON'T SEE HIM AROUND HERE ANYMORE. 540 00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:14,480 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 541 00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:16,710 I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 542 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,720 I DIDN'T. 543 00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:25,750 OKAY? 544 00:23:25,790 --> 00:23:29,160 COME ON, LOOK AT ME. 545 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,960 I JUST NEEDED A DECENT NIGHT'S SLEEP. 546 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:33,560 I DRANK A LITTLE TOO MUCH, 547 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,460 AND I TOOK A FEW TOO MANY PILLS. 548 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,000 I SCREWED UP YET AGAIN. 549 00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:41,170 BUT I WOULD NEVER, 550 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,010 EVER GIVE UP ON YOU LIKE THAT. 551 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,040 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 552 00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:55,050 - NOW TELL HER THAT. 553 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,620 - WHAT? 554 00:23:58,650 --> 00:24:00,690 - TELL HER WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME. 555 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,460 - BECCA. 556 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:05,160 - WHAT? 557 00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:06,530 - IT'S NOTHING. 558 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,030 SHE'S UPSET. 559 00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:09,160 - TELL HER WHAT YOU SAID 560 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,230 SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE WRONG IDEA. 561 00:24:11,270 --> 00:24:13,940 - WHAT'S SHE TALKING ABOUT? 562 00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:16,970 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK WE SHOULD ALL JUST CHILL. 563 00:24:17,010 --> 00:24:18,770 CHILLAX, REALLY. 564 00:24:18,810 --> 00:24:19,980 YOU KNOW, I'M CALLING A TIME-OUT. 565 00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:21,110 - HANK. 566 00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:23,210 - HE DIDN'T TRY TO KILL HIMSELF. 567 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:27,120 HE JUST FUCKED UP AGAIN. 568 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:30,520 - WHAT? 569 00:24:30,550 --> 00:24:33,260 - WAS I TRYING TO NUMB THE PAIN? 570 00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:34,890 YEAH, SURE. 571 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,790 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 572 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:40,160 - I WAS DRINKING HEAVILY, 573 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,870 AND I MISCALCULATED. 574 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,930 - SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, 575 00:24:45,970 --> 00:24:48,770 THAT YOU PARTIED TOO HARD AND THEN YOU PASSED OUT, 576 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,610 JUST LIKE ANY OTHER DAY ENDING IN "Y"? 577 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,810 THAT IT WAS ALL JUST A STUPID, BIG MISTAKE? 578 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,940 - IN A WORD, YES. 579 00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:07,160 - HOW COULD YOU LET ME-- I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 580 00:25:07,190 --> 00:25:08,990 - HOW COULD I NOT? 581 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:11,260 YOU WERE BEING SO NICE TO ME, IT WAS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE. 582 00:25:11,290 --> 00:25:12,730 I THOUGHT I WAS HOME AGAIN. 583 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,730 - BUT IT WAS A FUCKING LIE! 584 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,300 - HEY, JUST BECAUSE I WASN'T SUICIDAL THEN 585 00:25:16,330 --> 00:25:18,300 DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT SUICIDAL NOW. 586 00:25:18,330 --> 00:25:20,640 I MEAN, I WOULD KEEP ME AWAY FROM CUTLERY IF I WERE YOU. 587 00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:22,040 I'M FEELING PRETTY FUCKING FRAGILE. 588 00:25:22,070 --> 00:25:24,910 - GET OUT, OKAY? JUST GET THE FUCK OUT! 589 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,070 - SO, WAIT, IT WAS MORE ROMANTIC 590 00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:27,340 WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF? 591 00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:28,610 HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT? 592 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,910 - IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKED UP, 593 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:32,310 WHICH IS WHY I CAN'T BE AROUND YOU ANYMORE! 594 00:25:32,350 --> 00:25:34,920 YOU'RE FUCKING TOXIC, HANK. 595 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:35,920 - LOOK, I KNOW THAT I'VE DONE SOMETHING 596 00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:37,150 THAT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO LIVE WITH ME, 597 00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:42,020 BUT I CAN'T KEEP APOLOGIZING FOR SOMETHING I CAN'T CHANGE. 598 00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:43,090 ALL I CAN DO IS KEEP MOVING FORWARD 599 00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:46,290 AND TRY TO BECOME SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN LOVE AGAIN. 600 00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:48,060 - WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 601 00:25:54,370 --> 00:25:56,000 - WAY TO GO, DAD. 602 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,210 NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER CRY ALL NIGHT AGAIN. 603 00:26:03,810 --> 00:26:06,620 [The Soundtrack of Our Lives' Second Life Replay] 604 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:11,120 * 605 00:26:11,150 --> 00:26:14,820 - * I KILLED MYSELF TODAY 606 00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:18,630 * FOR LEGENDARY FAME 607 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:23,030 * I BLEW MYSELF AWAY 608 00:26:23,070 --> 00:26:24,970 * 609 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,700 * I DID IT IN A CROWD 610 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:32,270 * THE ECHO WAS ABOUT 611 00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:36,340 * THE OLD FAMILIAR SHAME 612 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:38,910 * 613 00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:42,380 * BUT SOMEWHERE I'LL SURVIVE * 614 00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:46,150 * TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE 615 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:49,930 * SO YOU CAN ALL RELOAD 616 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:54,200 * YOUR DREAMS AND ALL YOUR HOPES * 617 00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:57,800 * I KILLED MYSELF TODAY 618 00:26:57,830 --> 00:27:01,670 * FOR A SECOND LIFE REPLAY 619 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:05,410 * YEAH, I HAD TO END THIS GAME * 620 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,880 * 621 00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:11,680 * BUT I'LL RETURN 622 00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:15,720 * TOMORROW 623 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:20,160 * ALIVE TO LOVE AGAIN 624 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:32,270 * 625 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:35,240 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 626 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,810 * YEAH 627 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:46,820 * 628 00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:10,840 * ALIVE TO LOVE AGAIN 41764

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