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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:11,730 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,560 THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. YOU'RE MY STUDENT. 3 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:18,100 - I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA KISS ME JUST THEN. 4 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:21,210 - I'VE NEVER STEPPED OUTSIDE OF MY MARRIAGE BEFORE. 5 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:24,670 - I AM FLATTERED, BUT I--I'M... 6 00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:26,680 - WHAT? WERE YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE ME BEHIND? 7 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:28,350 - THE GODS HAVE SEEN FIT 8 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:30,380 TO GIVE ME ANOTHER SHOT AT THE SOUL MATE. 9 00:00:30,410 --> 00:00:31,420 I GOTTA BE READY FOR HER. 10 00:00:31,450 --> 00:00:32,450 - MAYBE IT'S TIME TO STOP BANGIN' 11 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,680 THE ENTIRE COLLEGE CAMPUS. 12 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,150 - RIGHT YOU ARE... [high pitch] MOTHERFUCKER! 13 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:38,120 - YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, PROFESSOR MOODY? 14 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:39,820 - LOOK, HERE'S THE THING-- - OH, MY GOD. 15 00:00:39,860 --> 00:00:41,290 YOU'RE TRYING TO END THIS THING. 16 00:00:41,330 --> 00:00:43,390 - I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING. - YEAH. ME, TOO. 17 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:44,660 - SO LOOK, HERE'S THE THING. 18 00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:46,400 - YOU'RE QUITTING. I KNOW. [doorbell rings] 19 00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:48,130 DAVID. - HEY. 20 00:00:48,170 --> 00:00:50,400 - YOU'RE DOING IT, AREN'T YOU? CASHING IN YOUR FREEBIE. 21 00:00:50,430 --> 00:00:51,400 - I BEG YOUR PARDON? 22 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,340 - FINE, I'LL DO IT. 23 00:00:52,370 --> 00:00:54,600 YOU WANT TO THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY? USE ME. 24 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,340 - PLEASE! GO! 25 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:57,510 OH! 26 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,720 - COME ON, SHOW ME SOMETHING. 27 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:13,760 THE HINT OF A NIPPLE, THE SUGGESTION OF AN AREOLA. 28 00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:15,430 WE'LL START SMALL, WE'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE. 29 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:17,830 SEE HOW YOU FEEL. NO PRESSURE... 30 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,660 UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE MY * SCHWEEN 31 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,530 BECAUSE I WILL TOTALLY UNFURL FOR YOU. 32 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:23,130 I'M NOT SHY. 33 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:26,600 - STOP IT. YOUR DAUGHTER COULD WALK IN ANY SECOND. 34 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,670 - OH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 35 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:31,140 - IT'S UNLIKELY, BUT IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE, 36 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:33,610 AND I'M CONVINCED SHE DOES NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR... 37 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,580 * SCHWEEN 38 00:01:34,610 --> 00:01:36,780 - OH, WHY YOU GOTTA TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? 39 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:40,580 BESIDES, THERE'S LIKE 0.0% CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING. 40 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:41,820 SHE'S NOT EVEN ON THE PREMISES. 41 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:43,890 - WHERE IS SHE? 42 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,560 - HUH? 43 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:46,620 - WHERE IS SHE? 44 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:49,860 - OH. SHE WENT DOWN TO THE LIQUOR STORE FOR ME. 45 00:01:49,890 --> 00:01:52,330 UH, WHAT? OH, I HEAR THE FRONT DOOR. 46 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,700 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SKYPE YOU LATER. 47 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:56,830 - DO NOT HANG UP. HEY! - HONEY, YOU'RE PIXELATING. 48 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:58,400 - LISTEN, SHE'S WITH THEM, RIGHT? 49 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,400 - WHAT? 50 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,370 - SHE'S WITH THEM. - THEM? 51 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:02,710 THEY'RE NOT AN ALIEN RACE 52 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:04,610 BENT ON INTERGALACTIC DOMINATION. 53 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,210 - WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? DO YOU HAVE PROOF? 54 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,410 - NO, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. 55 00:02:08,450 --> 00:02:09,680 MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK THE GROUNDS. 56 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:11,880 PERHAPS THERE'S SOME SORT OF PORTAL 57 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,450 SOMEWHERE IN THE TOPIARY. 58 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,780 - OKAY, I'M GONNA SIGN OFF. 59 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:17,720 - NO, NO, NO, COME ON. NO VIRTUAL SEXY TIME? 60 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:18,620 LOOK, I'LL START, 61 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,620 AND YOU CAN JOIN IN WHENEVER YOU WANT. 62 00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:23,430 - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KIND OF BROKE THE SPELL. 63 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:25,430 YOU KNOW, YOU BLEW IT. 64 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:27,300 - YOU WERE AGIN IT WHEN YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS IN HER BEDROOM, 65 00:02:27,330 --> 00:02:28,530 AND YOU'RE AGIN IT NOW YOU THINK 66 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:30,200 SHE'S SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH THE TUDORS. 67 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:34,200 I CAN'T WIN WITH YOU, WOMAN. 68 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,510 OH, YEAH. 69 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:37,470 YES. 70 00:02:37,510 --> 00:02:38,440 YES. 71 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,810 THAT'S IT. OH. 72 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,250 THERE YOU GO. OH, YEAH, COME ON. 73 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:48,420 WHOA, OH! GOD DAMN YOU, THAT'S UNFAIR, 74 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:50,920 TO SAY NOTHING OF BAD FOR MY PROSTATE. 75 00:02:50,950 --> 00:02:52,820 SKYPUS INTERRUPTUS. 76 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,430 [knock at door] 77 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,930 [knock at door] 78 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:11,240 - WANT TO PARTY? 79 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,440 - HI. 80 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:20,280 [upbeat music] 81 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:27,560 * 82 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,760 [phone ringing and vibrating] 83 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:13,870 - [groans] 84 00:04:17,870 --> 00:04:21,310 [phone ringing and vibrating] 85 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:29,850 HELLO. 86 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:32,760 HELLO. 87 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:50,840 WAKE UP, SLEEPY HEAD. 88 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:52,580 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR CLASS. 89 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:53,510 - [moans] 90 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:55,610 - I REMEMBER KILLING THAT BOTTLE OF JACK, 91 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:57,680 BUT I DO NOT RECALL YOU MAKING THE SEX 92 00:04:57,710 --> 00:04:59,450 WITH BETTY AND VERONICA HERE. 93 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,990 - OH, NO, THEY, UH... 94 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:04,120 THEY PRETTY MUCH JUST AMUSE THEMSELVES. 95 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:05,720 COULD YOU BLAME A GIRL THOUGH? 96 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,390 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WANTED TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH US. 97 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:09,660 - WANT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 98 00:05:09,690 --> 00:05:11,360 I'M TRYING TO BE A GOOD BOY, YOU KNOW? 99 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,530 - MM, I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT. 100 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,000 IT'S A WASTE OF PERFECTLY LOVELY 101 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:17,770 PRIVATE PARTS IF YOU ASK ME. 102 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,500 - YOU NEVER TOLD ME 103 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:22,110 WHAT YOU WERE CELEBRATING LAST NIGHT ANYWAY. 104 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:25,580 - OH, YEAH, THAT. MY LAST DANCE. 105 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:27,580 I'M DONE. 106 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:28,810 - WITH WHAT? 107 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,080 - THE STRIPPING. 108 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:32,450 - OH, WOW, YOU DON'T SAY. 109 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,580 REALLY? 110 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:34,920 - YEP. I'M OUT. 111 00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:37,820 NO MORE GRINDING UP ON MIDDLE-AGED HARD-ONS FOR ME, 112 00:05:37,850 --> 00:05:39,590 EXCEPT FOR YOURS, OF COURSE. 113 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,530 - WHO YOU CALLING MIDDLE AGED? 114 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,490 - YOU, MY OLD DUDE BOYFRIEND. 115 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:47,900 - OH, STOP IT. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME BLUSH. 116 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,800 SO WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU? 117 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:50,870 - WRITING. 118 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,470 I'M GONNA GIVE IT A SHOT. 119 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,870 I MEAN, FUCK, IT'S WHAT MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST, RIGHT? 120 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:57,810 WHO CARES IF I DIE POOR, DRUNK, AND ALONE? 121 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,180 - WELL, WHO'S TO SAY 122 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:01,480 THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA END UP LIKE THAT ANYWAY? 123 00:06:01,510 --> 00:06:05,620 - MM. WELL, THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT, TEACH. 124 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:08,590 - WELL, IT'S BEEN MY PLEASURE AND AN HONOR. 125 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,820 JUST HAPPY THAT MY HALF-BAKED WISDOM 126 00:06:10,850 --> 00:06:12,790 COULD ASSIST YOU IN ANY WAY... 127 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:14,960 - OH, NO. 128 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:17,560 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH ME AGAIN. 129 00:06:17,590 --> 00:06:19,160 - WELL, TO BE FAIR AND BALANCED 130 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,030 THE TERM "BREAKING UP" IMPLIES 131 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:23,830 THAT ONCE UPON A TIME, WE WERE TOGETHER. 132 00:06:23,870 --> 00:06:27,040 - OKAY, SO THEN, JUST TO BE CLEAR, 133 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:29,140 THE SHEER AMOUNT OF NO-HOLDS-BARRED SEX 134 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:31,880 THAT WE'VE BEEN HAVING RECENTLY DOES NOT INDICATE 135 00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:33,610 A CERTAIN LEVEL OF INTIMACY. 136 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:38,720 - SURE. SURE, IT DOES. WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 137 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:40,520 - GOD, FOR SOMEONE WHO LOVES WOMEN SO MUCH, 138 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:42,750 YOU SURE DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM VERY WELL. 139 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:45,690 - I KNOW THIS SEEMS ALL BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY 140 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:46,890 RIGHT NOW, BUT... 141 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,090 - OH. [laughs] - IT'S REALLY JUST MORE 142 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,090 OF A RITE OF PASSAGE FOR YOU. 143 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:54,130 EVERY COMELY COLLEGE-AGE UNDERGRAD HAS AN AFFAIR 144 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,470 WITH HER FAVORITE MIDDLE-AGED PROFESSOR. 145 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,000 - OH. - EVEN MY OLD LADY HAD ONE, 146 00:06:58,030 --> 00:07:00,140 AND IT USED TO BUM ME OUT, BUT NOW I GET IT. 147 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,610 IT'S LIKE SHE WAS FUCKING ME BEFORE SHE MET ME. 148 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,670 [telephone rings] 149 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:07,210 HER ASS IS RINGING. 150 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,550 HERE, WILL YOU HOLD THIS? 151 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:10,610 [telephone rings] 152 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,620 [telephone rings] 153 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:21,990 OH, I SHOULD TAKE THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE. 154 00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:22,860 SANTA MONICA PERHAPS. 155 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:26,100 - TELL HER I SAID HI. - I WILL NOT. 156 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:28,230 CITY MORGUE. YOU KILL 'EM, WE CHILL 'EM. 157 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:30,570 - HEY, DID SHE GET OFF TO SCHOOL OKAY? 158 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,270 - ONE WOULD HOPE. JESUS. 159 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:33,770 - WELL, THAT'S NOT VERY COMFORTING. 160 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,770 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THE PEOPLES OF THE DEAN, 161 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:36,870 THEY ARE MANY THINGS, 162 00:07:36,910 --> 00:07:38,510 BUT NOT PUNCTUAL IS NOT ONE OF THEM. 163 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:39,510 DON'T WORRY SO MUCH. 164 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:40,740 - I TRIED TO CHECK IN WITH HER. 165 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:43,010 I TEXTED, I CHECKED HER TWITTER PAGE. 166 00:07:43,050 --> 00:07:44,880 I GOT NOTHING. I MEAN, NO RESPONSE. 167 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:46,850 - DUH, WE'RE RUINING HER LIFE, REMEMBER? 168 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,750 OR MAYBE IT'S GAME DAY FOR THE CRIMSON TIDE. 169 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:50,690 YOU KNOW HOW EDGY YOU GET WHEN AUNT FLO'S IN TOWN. 170 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,760 - HANK, ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF? 171 00:07:52,790 --> 00:07:55,630 - YOU SEE? IS IT ARTS AND CRAFTS WEEK 172 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:57,890 AT PANTY CAMP FOR YOU, TOO? 173 00:07:57,930 --> 00:08:00,030 - HANK! - WHAT WAS THAT? 174 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,030 - [mouthing words] 175 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,030 - UH, WHAT WAS WHAT? 176 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:03,630 - SOMEONE JUST SAID "HANK." 177 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:06,170 - NO, THAT WAS, UH, THE CLEANING LADY. 178 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,170 THE CLEANING LADY, THAT WAS. 179 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,570 - OH, SO SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE A CLEANING LADY? 180 00:08:10,610 --> 00:08:12,640 - UH, SOON. RECENTLY. 181 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,210 SHE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE DUSTING. 182 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,650 THE PLACE IS A MESS. 183 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,010 YOU SAW THAT SHIT. IT'S FUCKED UP. 184 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:18,620 I GOTTA GO. 185 00:08:18,650 --> 00:08:20,820 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? - SHE WON'T WAKE UP. 186 00:08:20,850 --> 00:08:21,950 - SHITNESS. IS SHE DEAD? 187 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:23,150 - I DON'T KNOW. 188 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:25,920 - OOH, THAT'S SOME INTENSE MORNING BREATH. 189 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,190 CHEESE DOODLES AND BEER-- 190 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,160 MIDNIGHT SNACK OF CHAMPIONS. 191 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:30,930 SHE'S BREATHING. 192 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,760 - WHAT'D SHE TAKE? - I HAVE NO IDEA. 193 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,260 SHE'S LIKE A WALKING PHARMACY, THIS ONE. 194 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:36,200 - SHE TOOK SOME EX. WE BOTH DID. 195 00:08:36,230 --> 00:08:37,800 [knock at door] 196 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:43,910 [knock at door] 197 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,780 [knock at door] 198 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,580 - TOP OF THE MORNING, CHUMLY. 199 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,120 - HO, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? 200 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:55,120 - THIS GUY KNOW WHO I AM? - COURSE HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE. 201 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:56,850 YOU MET AT MY PLACE, SHARED A MEAL, IN FACT. 202 00:08:56,890 --> 00:08:58,220 BROKE SOME BREAD. 203 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,060 - WHERE'S THE RESPECT? WHY'S HE BEING SUCH A DOUCHE? 204 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:02,290 HEY, WATCH IT, RICK SPRINGFIELD. I'M IN NO MOOD. 205 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:05,260 - YO! HEY, STUDS, STEP BACK. NO NEED FOR A COCKFIGHT. 206 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:07,100 WE'RE HERE TO SEE ABOUT THE PORSCHE, OKAY? 207 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,830 YOU'RE SELLING, RICK'S LOOKING TO BUY. 208 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:10,270 WE SET THIS UP LAST NIGHT, REMEMBER? 209 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,700 - YES, I REMEMBER NOW, BUT CAN WE RESCHEDULE? 210 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:14,640 I'VE GOT A COMATOSE STRIPPER IN MY BED. 211 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:17,840 - HA! I BEEN THERE. CAN I HELP? 212 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:25,920 [thud] - OH, OOH! OOH! 213 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:27,150 - MAN, YOU HEAR THAT? 214 00:09:27,180 --> 00:09:29,690 NOTHING LIKE THE SOUND OF A STRIPPER'S HEAD 215 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,920 ON A HARDWOOD FLOOR. 216 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:32,660 - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 217 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:34,860 - WHAT? OH, YOU DON'T ROUGH 'EM UP? 218 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:36,890 OH, EXCUSE ME, GEORGE BAILEY. 219 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:37,960 GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY. 220 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:39,760 LAST FUCKIN' BOY SCOUT OVER HERE. 221 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,030 * JESSIE IS A FRIEND 222 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:44,770 * YEAH, I KNOW HE'S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE * 223 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,800 - CHARLIE, YOU GOTTA GET THIS ASS CLOWN OUT OF HERE 224 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,870 BEFORE I START SWINGING. 225 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,070 - OH, YEAH? 226 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,170 YOU WANT TO THROW DOWN, BAD BOY, HUH? 227 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,640 YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE THIS? 228 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,810 GUESS WHAT? 229 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,780 I SHIT A PINT OF BLOOD THIS MORNING. 230 00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:57,350 - WHY? 231 00:09:57,380 --> 00:10:00,650 CHARLIE, COULD YOU GET THIS GIRL OUT OF HERE FOR ME? 232 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,390 - I DON'T KNOW, HANK. THIS IS KIND OF DIRTY BUSINESS. 233 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,320 YOU KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE SHADY FOR ME. 234 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,290 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I ASKED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME? 235 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,160 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I GOT YOU THOSE RESERVATIONS 236 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:09,790 YOU WANTED THAT TIME AT MR. CHOW'S. 237 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:11,800 - YES, YOU DID, SPRING OF 2003. 238 00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:13,660 I REMEMBER. I WAS STILL WITH KAREN BACK THEN. 239 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,730 - YOU THINK THAT SHIT IS EASY, HANK? 240 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,670 YOU TRY IT SOMETIME. 241 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,670 RESTAURANT PEOPLE CAN BE VERY DISMISSIVE. 242 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,170 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HERE'S HOW IT'S GONNA GO. 243 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,400 ME AND RICK, WE'RE GONNA TAKE HER TO THE E.R., 244 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,670 SEE WHAT'S WHAT. WE'LL LEAVE YOUR NAME OUR OF IT. 245 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,280 AND WHILE WE'RE THERE, WE SHOULD REALLY LOOK INTO 246 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,440 WHY YOU'RE SHITTING SO MUCH BLOOD. 247 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,080 LET'S GO. 248 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,080 EASY DOES IT, EASY DOES IT. 249 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,250 - [grunting] 250 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,790 - NARROW DOORWAY. 251 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,150 SAFETY FIRST. 252 00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:39,890 - HEY, YOU'RE RICK SPRINGFIELD, AREN'T YOU? 253 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,260 - THAT'S RIGHT, TINY DANCER. 254 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:42,360 HEY, YOU LOOK KIND OF FAMILIAR. 255 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:43,230 YOU EVER SHAKE YOUR ASS FOR ME? 256 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:45,930 - NO, BUT MY MOM DID, BACK IN THE DAY. 257 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,800 I THINK YOU GUYS BONED. 258 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,470 - RIGHT ON. SHE SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY BIG TEN-INCH? 259 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,800 - SHE SAID YOU REFUSED TO PUT A RUBBER ON IT. 260 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,070 - THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. SKIN ON SKIN, 261 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,340 LET THE LOVE BEGIN. [thud] 262 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:57,140 - OH, HEY, WATCH WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING, RICK SPRINGFIELD. 263 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:02,010 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT WITH THIS GUY 264 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:03,780 AND HIS SNOTTY FUCKING COMMENTS. 265 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:06,180 I WILL FUCK YOU TILL YOUR ASS BLEEDS, COWBOY. 266 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,950 - THANK GOD, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK 267 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:09,790 THAT'S GONNA TAKE VERY LONG. 268 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:10,790 [knock at door] 269 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:11,790 FUCK! 270 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,320 REALLY? 271 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:18,360 SHIT. 272 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,300 - I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, HANK MOODY. 273 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,740 I HEARD THE FOOTSTEPS. OPEN UP. 274 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,110 - GET IN THE BEDROOM. BACK IN THE BEDROOM. 275 00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:46,190 JILLY! 276 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:48,090 - [laughs] GOOD MORNING. 277 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,230 - GOOD MOR--JUST STOPPING BY, HUH? LOOK AT YOU. 278 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,400 - YEAH, I FIGURED I'D CATCH YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR WORK. 279 00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:54,960 - CAUGHT ME YOU DID. - UH-HUH. 280 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,100 - YOU CAUGHT ME. - YEAH. 281 00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:57,330 IT'S A PRETTY SAFE BET, 282 00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:59,070 CONSIDERING YOU'RE ALMOST ALWAYS LATE. 283 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,140 - [laughing] 284 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,440 - YOU GONNA INVITE ME IN, OR WHAT? 285 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:04,170 - [laughs] 286 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,240 I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU. 287 00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:07,040 I HAVE NEWS, REALLY BIG NEWS. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, 288 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:07,910 BUT CAN IT WAIT? 289 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:09,810 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO JUMP IN THE SHOWER. 290 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,820 - OH, PERFECT. I'LL JOIN YOU, 291 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:12,980 AND TELL YOU IN THERE. - NO, NO, NO. 292 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,850 I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO STOP THOSE KIND OF SHENANIGANS 293 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,220 FOR NOW. 294 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,020 - YEAH, BUT THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 295 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,460 - OKAY. WELL, I'M GONNA GRAB SOME COFFEE. 296 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:21,260 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE? 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GRAB-- 297 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,490 - AH, NOT SO MUCH. 298 00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:24,230 I JUST BRUSHED AND HAD A COUPLE OF ALTOIDS. 299 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,560 - OH, NICE, BUT I'D LIKE A CUP. 300 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:27,830 - ALL RIGHT. GO ON, GO ON, 301 00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:29,970 AND THEN JUST MEET ME IN THE BOUDOIR WHEN YOU GET IT. 302 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,970 - NO, NO! DON'T GO IN THERE. 303 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,040 - WHY? 304 00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:35,200 - JUST PLEASE DON'T. 305 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,270 - OH, MY GOD, DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING GIRL IN THERE? 306 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:40,810 - GIVE A GUY SOME CREDIT. 307 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:45,480 MAYBE HE JUST LAID DOWN SOME SERIOUS WOLF BAIT. 308 00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:47,350 I JUST TOOK MY MORNING DUMP. 309 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:48,990 IT REEKS TO HIGH HEAVEN IN THERE. 310 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,920 - LOVELY. - YEAH, IT WAS. 311 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,090 AN ALMOST PERFECT BOWEL MOVEMENT, 312 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,960 CLEAN AS A WHISTLE, BARELY HAD TO WIPE. 313 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,360 - BUT YOU DID, RIGHT? 314 00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:58,590 - I'M NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL. OF COURSE I DID. 315 00:12:58,630 --> 00:13:01,360 WHAT WAS IT THAT YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT, DOLL? 316 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,070 - OKAY, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING. 317 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,330 - OH, YOU MEAN SOME OVER-THINKING. 318 00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:07,000 - [laughs] SHUT UP, YOU. 319 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,240 - YOU! - YES? 320 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:10,210 - I ACCEPT YOU. 321 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,340 - WHAT? 322 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,610 - [laughs] NO, I ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE. 323 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:18,080 - OH, YOU ACCEPT ME. THANKS, I GUESS. 324 00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:20,180 - YOU'RE NOT LISTENING, STUPID. - I'M LISTENING. 325 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:21,350 - I ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE. 326 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:23,590 I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE YOU. 327 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,620 [coffee maker beeps] 328 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:27,990 I THINK WE WORK WELL TOGETHER, YOU KNOW? 329 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,190 KID OR NO KID, 330 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:31,960 SNIP OR NO SNIP, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 331 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,960 I THINK I SPENT YEARS IDOLIZING-- 332 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,060 - SURE YOU DON'T WANT SOME COFFEE? 333 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,370 - NO. I THINK I WAS IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF LOVE. 334 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,970 - TEA? - NO, THANKS. 335 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,640 I LIKE WHAT WE HAVE. 336 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,170 - ARE YOU HUNGRY? 337 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:46,540 - NO, BUT NOW I KNOW THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 338 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,950 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, HANK MOODY. 339 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:51,280 - [laughs] OH, JILL. 340 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,650 [Jill laughing] 341 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,650 - THIS--IT'S WO--BUT-- 342 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:58,590 - NO, DON'T "BUT" ME. DON'T "BUT" ME NOW. 343 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,020 - HO! 344 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:04,090 - YEAH, OR I JUST MIGHT BUTT YOU BACK. 345 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:05,630 [knock at door] 346 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:10,530 - FUCK! OKAY, YOU HOLD THAT VERY NAKED THOUGHT. 347 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,300 - YEAH. 348 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:25,110 * WHO IS IT? - IT'S FELICIA. 349 00:14:25,150 --> 00:14:26,520 - FELICIA? FUCK. 350 00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:28,150 - FUCK, YEAH. YOU'LL BE COOL? 351 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,050 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 352 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:32,260 STAY IN THERE. - OH! 353 00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:34,160 WHOO! 354 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:41,600 - GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING TO YOU. 355 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,330 - [sighs] I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. 356 00:14:44,370 --> 00:14:45,500 - WHAT? 357 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:47,970 OH. OH, THAT. 358 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,710 MM, YOU LIKED THAT, DID YOU? 359 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:50,910 - I DID. 360 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:54,410 THAT WAS SOME VERY INTENSE AND POWERFUL LOVE-MAKING, HANK. 361 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,680 - MMM. 362 00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:58,280 - WHAT'S WRONG? 363 00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:59,720 - NOT A BIG FAN OF THAT TERM-- 364 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,380 LOVE-MAKING, MAKING LOVE. 365 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:05,350 I PREFER BONING, STUFFING, SCHTUPPING, BANGING, 366 00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:07,290 PORKING, BOFFING. 367 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,360 [smacking lips] 368 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:11,160 ANYTHING, TAKE YOUR PICK, JUST NOT LOVE-MAKING. 369 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,100 - SO MUCH FOR THE AFTERGLOW. 370 00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:16,700 - ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU THIS A.M.? 371 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:19,240 - I TOLD HIM. 372 00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:21,470 - HIM? 373 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,470 FUCK. PLEASE TELL ME THAT BY "HIM" 374 00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:25,610 YOU MEAN YOUR THERAPIST? 375 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,980 - NO SUCH LUCK, I'M AFRAID. 376 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,050 - FELICIA, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 377 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,380 - HE KNEW, HANK. 378 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:36,150 HE SAW IT IN MY FACE-- THE PURE JOY, THE GLOW 379 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:38,520 OF A FRESHLY FUCKED AND PROPERLY TENDED-TO WOMAN. 380 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:40,420 SO I TOLD HIM. I CAME CLEAN. 381 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,290 IT FELT SO GOOD. 382 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,760 IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 383 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,360 - JESUS FUCK. 384 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:48,400 - JESUS FUCK IS RIGHT. GUESS WHAT? 385 00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:50,200 - WHAT? 386 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,370 - I'M LEAVING HIM. 387 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,240 - OH, NO! OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT! 388 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:56,140 - YES, I AM. STACY AND I DON'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE. 389 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:57,610 WE HAVEN'T FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. 390 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,440 AND I WAS THINKING, LIFE IS SHORT. 391 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,510 FUCK IT. I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS 392 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,010 WITH SOMEONE I FEEL PASSIONATE ABOUT, 393 00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,510 SOMEONE WHO GIVES ME BUTTERFLIES, 394 00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:07,120 AND FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, HANK, THAT SOMEONE IS YOU. 395 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:09,520 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, JUST SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, FELICIA. 396 00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:11,020 ONE SESSION OF LOVE-MAKING, 397 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,620 NOW MATTER HOW INSPIRED OR TRANSCENDENT, 398 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,720 DOES NOT A RELATIONSHIP MAKE. WHAT ABOUT THE CHELSEA? 399 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,790 - WHAT ABOUT HER? 400 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:17,590 - I DON'T CARE HOW BRATTY OR SNOTTY 401 00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:18,690 THAT LITTLE SHIT IS. 402 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:20,130 SHE DOESN'T DESERVE A BROKEN HOME. 403 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,400 - OH, SHE'LL GET OVER IT. 404 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,800 BECCA'S CLEARLY WEATHERED THE STORM. 405 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:25,530 - NO, SHE HASN'T. SHE'S TOTALLY FUCKED UP, THAT KID. 406 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,140 KAREN AND I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. 407 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,140 WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED TOGETHER AT ALL COSTS FOR HER. 408 00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:31,470 BUT WE WERE STUBBORN, AND WE WERE FOOLISH, 409 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:33,480 AND RETARDED, WE WERE YOUNG. - WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP 410 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,280 AND MAKE LOVE TO ME ALREADY? 411 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:40,050 OR YOU CAN FUCK ME, BANG ME, STUFF ME. TAKE YOUR PICK. 412 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,320 WHO'S THAT? 413 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:47,620 - THAT'D BE MY AGENT, MY REPRESENTATION. 414 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:50,560 CHARLIE RUNKLE, FELICIA KOONS. 415 00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:53,200 - OH, HEY, HEY, HEY, THE DEAN'S WIFE. 416 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:54,660 - MM-HMM. - OH, SHIT. 417 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,200 NICE TO MEET YOU, MISSUS. 418 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,770 - LOVELY TO MEET YOU. 419 00:17:02,810 --> 00:17:05,140 - SO WHERE WERE WE? 420 00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,440 - I WAS LEAVING MY HUSBAND FOR YOU. 421 00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,420 - HOLD ON A SECOND. 422 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,690 - WHOO-HOO! 423 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,390 - [laughing] 424 00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:25,260 HEY, COME ON, MAN, YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THIS? 425 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:26,700 - YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING FOUL. 426 00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:28,560 - YOU SURE? WE GOT AN OPEN HOLE. 427 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,270 - SWEETHEART, YOU OKAY? 428 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,800 - DON'T WORRY. THEY'RE PAYING FOR IT... 429 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,400 HANDSOMELY. 430 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,310 - WELL, I'M PAYING FOR IT VERY HANDSOMELY. 431 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:37,540 - HEY, I LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME. 432 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,280 DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING SCHNORR, RUNKLE. 433 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:40,510 JESUS. I'M LOSING MY WOOD. 434 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:42,250 COME ON, SAY IT, BABY, SAY IT. 435 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,850 - I'M GETTING FUCKED BY RICK SPRINGFIELD. 436 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,250 [Springfield laughing] 437 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:50,150 * YOU BETTER LOVE SOMEBODY WHOO! 438 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:54,160 * OH, I THINK YOU BETTER LOVE SOMEBODY * 439 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:56,190 - YOU OKAY OUT HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 440 00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,490 - WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? 441 00:17:57,530 --> 00:18:00,200 - OH, THAT? I GOT AN APARTMENT FULL OF CLASSICS, 442 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:01,530 AND YOU GOTTA GO WITH THAT ONE? 443 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,500 - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS. 444 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:06,140 - YEAH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? THOUGHTS, CRITICISMS? 445 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,270 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 446 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,510 - I LIKE IT A LOT. SHE'S A GOOD WRITER. 447 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,640 MY KIND OF GIRL OBVIOUSLY. 448 00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,810 SO, UH, CAN WE LEAVE YET? 449 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,480 - UH, NO, I STILL GOT SOME FIRES TO PUT OUT. 450 00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:19,420 - OKAY. ARE YOU PROUD OF ME FOR QUITTING? 451 00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:21,150 - ABSOLUTELY. 452 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:22,550 YOU DONE GOOD, KIDDO. 453 00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,190 - THANKS. 454 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,160 HEY, DON'T THINK WE'RE DONE 455 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,290 WITH THE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND CONVERSATION JUST YET. 456 00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:39,130 - HELLO, HANK. 457 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,270 - MORNING, STACY. 458 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,740 - THE FRONT DOOR WAS OPEN. 459 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:48,510 - OH, I CAN BE VERY NEIGHBORLY THAT WAY. 460 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:49,810 - YOU NEVER CALLED ME STACY BEFORE. 461 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,180 WONDER WHY. 462 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,450 - I DON'T KNOW. JUST KIND OF ROLLED 463 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,820 TRIPPINGLY OFF THE TONGUE THIS MORNING. 464 00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:55,450 - OH, SOMETHING MUST BE DIFFERENT. 465 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,290 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU FUCKED MY WIFE. 466 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,890 - OKAY. WELL, THERE'S THAT. 467 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,360 - WHAT COULD YOU SAY? 468 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,290 WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY, HANK, 469 00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:07,530 TO TAKE AWAY THE HURT AND THE PAIN OF BEING CUCKOLDED? 470 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,970 - I GOT NOTHIN'. I GOT NOTHIN' AT ALL. 471 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,570 UH, I'M SORRY. THE WELL IS DRY. 472 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,310 I THINK YOU SHOULD HIT ME. YOU WANT TO HIT ME? 473 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,540 HEAD, GUT--IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S ONLY FAIR. 474 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,380 - NO, I DON'T WANT TO HIT YOU, HANK. 475 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,550 I JUST WANT TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND, HOW DO YOU DO IT? 476 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,780 - DO WHAT? 477 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:27,850 - WELL, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE THIS--THIS-- 478 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,290 THIS THING WITH WOMEN, SOME VERY STRONG CONNECTION, 479 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,590 THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, 480 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,590 NO MATTER HOW BIG OF AN ASS YOU ARE, 481 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:37,430 THEY SEEM TO RESPOND. YOU'RE A GODDAMN GIRL WHISPERER. 482 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:38,890 - OKAY. 483 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:41,360 HAVE YOU LISTENED TO YOUR WIFE LATELY? 484 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,830 - HAVE YOU? BECAUSE SHE GIVES EVERY INDICATION 485 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:43,900 OF BEING A WOMAN SCORNED. 486 00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:45,270 NOW, FAR BE IT FROM ME 487 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,670 TO POKE MY NOSE INTO THE DEAN'S BUSINESS, 488 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,970 BUT IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU HURT HER FIRST. 489 00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:52,580 - YOU'RE RIGHT, I DID. 490 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:53,880 I WAS WEAK. I CHEATED. 491 00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:56,450 - WELL... - STEPPED OUTSIDE MY MARRIAGE. 492 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,250 HUMILIATED MY BETTER HALF. 493 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,680 - IT HAPPENS. 494 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,490 - BUT SHE WAS SO HOT, HANK, THIS STUDENT OF MINE. 495 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,390 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER. - DEAN-O. 496 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,890 - A PRIEST WOULD HAVE DEFILED THIS GIRL. 497 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,360 - WOW. WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP 498 00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:08,960 THOSE KIND OF DETAILS TO YOURSELF. 499 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,290 - OH, FELICIA IS WONDERFUL. 500 00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:13,860 A BEAUTIFUL WIFE, A BEAUTIFUL MOTHER. 501 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:14,660 I WAS IN LOVE WITH HER 502 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,400 THE FIRST MOMENT I SET EYES ON HER. 503 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:17,370 I KNEW SHE WAS THE ONE. 504 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,440 SHE WAS ALWAYS A LITTLE RESERVED IN THE SACK. 505 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:21,300 THE BRITISH, YOU KNOW. - YEAH. 506 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:22,910 - THERE WAS NEVER A SURPLUS OF ORAL, 507 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,940 AND WHATEVER THERE WAS DRIED UP RIGHT AFTER THE WEDDING. 508 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:27,940 - OKAY. - I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT. 509 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:29,350 - YEAH. HERE YOU GO. 510 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,710 - A MAN LIKES TO GET HIS DICK SUCKED. 511 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:31,850 WELL, YOU KNOW. 512 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,020 - MAYBE IF YOU TOOK A GODDAMN SHOWER ONCE IN A WHILE. 513 00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:37,290 DO YOU REALLY THINK A WOMAN WANTS TO GO DOWN ON A MAN 514 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,820 WHO JUST WALKED IN OFF THE TENNIS COURT? 515 00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:40,790 OR JUST CAME IN FROM A RIDE, HUH? 516 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,460 YOU THINK I WANT TO PEEL OFF THOSE SWEATY BIKE SHORTS 517 00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:45,330 AND GO TO TOWN? DISGUSTING! 518 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,430 - I'M SORRY, FELICIA, BUT THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE 519 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,370 WHEN THIS MAN IS AT HIS HORNIEST. 520 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,230 YOU KNOW THAT. 521 00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:52,840 - HAVE YOU HEARD OF COMPROMISE, STACY? 522 00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:54,700 - COMPROMISE--I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING. 523 00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:56,940 - DIVORCE COURT-- THAT'S WHERE THIS IS GOING. 524 00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,570 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY? 525 00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:00,680 A FREE PASS MEANS ONCE-- NO REPEAT BUSINESS. 526 00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:02,580 AND WE'RE GONNA BE DISCUSSING THIS IN THERAPY. 527 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,310 JUST YOU WATCH. - THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA. 528 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,850 THERAPIZE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHIT. 529 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,950 - AND YOU'RE COMING WITH US, HANK. 530 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,320 - OH, THAT'S AN AWFUL IDEA. - IT IS AWFUL. 531 00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:10,420 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE 532 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:11,850 I'VE WASTED ON THAT COUCH PRETENDING 533 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:13,460 WE CAN JUST JABBER THROUGH OUR ISSUES? 534 00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:16,060 NO MORE, STACY. NO MORE. 535 00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,930 I'M IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 536 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,000 - YEE... 537 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,370 - ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH MY WIFE, HANK? 538 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,400 - THAT'S A RIDICULOUS QUESTION. 539 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,340 - WELL, SHE SEEMS TO BE IN LOVE WITH YOU. 540 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:30,670 DO YOU FEEL THE SAME? 541 00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:34,010 - FEEL THE SAME? 542 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,780 - DO YOU LOVE HER? 543 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,120 [door thuds] 544 00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:44,390 - [laughs] 545 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,720 WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 546 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,590 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME? 547 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:49,730 - UH, SCHOOL CLOSED? WHAT IS IT, A SNOW DAY? 548 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,830 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 549 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,400 - I BELIEVE THAT QUESTION 550 00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:53,860 SHOULD BE DIRECTED AT YOU, YOUNG LADY. 551 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,360 - COPY THAT, MOTHERFUCKER. 552 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,600 - I LEFT ONE OF MY BOOKS HERE. I NEEDED IT. 553 00:21:57,630 --> 00:21:59,740 - WELL, YOU COULD HAVE CALLED ME. 554 00:21:59,770 --> 00:22:01,140 I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT IT TO YOU. 555 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,870 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA TAKE YOU RIGHT BACK TO SCHOOL 556 00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:04,370 RIGHT NOW, YOU LITTLE GUTTERSNIPE. 557 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,470 NO MORE OF YOUR DOUBLE-TALK. 558 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:06,880 I'M TAKING YOUR LYING, NO-ACCOUNT ASS 559 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:07,940 BACK TO SCHOOL, PRONTO. COME ON. 560 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:10,480 - EXCELLENT IDEA, WHAT HE SAID. LET'S GO, CHELSEA. 561 00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:11,910 - NO, WAIT A SECOND. WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE? 562 00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:14,420 - ACTUALLY, WE WERE CHATTING ABOUT YOU. 563 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:16,590 - THAT'S RIGHT, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR OFFENSIVE BEHAVIORS, 564 00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:17,890 WHICH APPARENTLY SEEM NOW 565 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,120 TO BE NOT SO UNJUSTIFIED, DO THEY? 566 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,490 HEY, BECCA. BECCA? 567 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,130 - DAD? - YES, DAUGHTER? 568 00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:33,940 - WHY IS THERE A NAKED LADY IN MY BEDROOM? 569 00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:35,170 IS THAT MY KIMONO? 570 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,610 [Chelsea laughs] - YEAH. 571 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,910 - WAY TO GO, HANK. 572 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,040 - OH, MY GOD. 573 00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:41,640 WERE YOU SLEEPING WITH YOUR T.A. 574 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,410 THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH ME? 575 00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:44,780 - WHAT? MOM! 576 00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:46,580 - WELL, TO BE FAIR, IT WAS ONLY THE ONCE. 577 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:47,450 - BULLSHIT. 578 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,890 - NO, I WAS REFERRING TO FLEA AND I. 579 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,050 - I COUNTED THREE TIMES. 580 00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:52,690 - ALL IN ONE NIGHT DOESN'T COUNT. 581 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,890 - YOUR DAD'S FUCKING MY MOM. 582 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,430 DAD, ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS? 583 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,160 - I THINK THIS CALLS FOR A FAMILY MEETING. 584 00:22:59,190 --> 00:23:00,500 - GOOD THINKING. - OH, ANYWAY? 585 00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:02,030 [smoke alarm beeping] - WHAT IS IT? 586 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,200 - OH, WHOA! OH! 587 00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:05,670 - OH, BOY. - OH, MY GOD! 588 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,870 - [muttering] 589 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,670 - WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT RICK SPRINGFIELD? 590 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:11,670 - YOU BET YOUR KHAKI-CLAD ASS, WHITE MAN. 591 00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:14,480 - OH, HOLY SHIT. - YOU A FAN? 592 00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:16,480 - WHERE THE FUCK'S THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER, RUNKLE? 593 00:23:16,510 --> 00:23:18,610 - HEY, WHAT'S UP, SWEETHEART? 594 00:23:18,650 --> 00:23:20,020 - SORRY. 595 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,880 - OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME. 596 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,150 PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE NOT BEEN FUCKING HER THIS ENTIRE TIME. 597 00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:26,620 - HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. 598 00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:28,490 AND NOT LAST NIGHT, I DIDN'T. I WAS BEING GOOD. 599 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,090 I WAS AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN. YOU TELL HER. 600 00:23:30,130 --> 00:23:31,690 - ARE THESE MY PANTS? 601 00:23:31,730 --> 00:23:34,530 - WAIT, WHO ELSE HAS HE BEEN FUCKING? 602 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,730 YOU? 603 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,000 OH, GROSS. 604 00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:39,800 - SORRY, MAN, I JUST... - SO YOU, TOO, THEN? 605 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,900 - GOD, NO. THANKS. HE'S JUST FUCKING MY MOM. 606 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:43,710 - CHELSEA, WATCH YOUR MOUTH. 607 00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:45,610 - DAD, SERIOUSLY, MAN UP AND GROW A PAIR ALREADY. 608 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,510 YOU'RE GONNA LET THIS ASSHOLE STEAL YOUR WIFE? 609 00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:49,850 - HEY! THAT'S MY FATHER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 610 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,910 - THANK YOU, BECCA. 611 00:23:50,950 --> 00:23:52,750 - I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE I QUIT STRIPPING FOR YOU. 612 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:54,250 - I STILL THINK IT'S A SOLID MOVE. 613 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,780 NOW, IF YOU'LL ALL EXCUSE ME, 614 00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:59,790 I APPEAR TO HAVE AN ACTUAL FIRE TO PUT OUT. 615 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,760 - SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE. 616 00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:02,790 - THAT'S RICK SPRINGFIELD. 617 00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:13,800 [fire alarm beeping] 618 00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:25,010 - OKAY. 619 00:24:25,050 --> 00:24:27,680 - [moaning] 620 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,040 - COME ON, HONEY, WE SHOULD REALLY GET YOU TO SCHOOL. 621 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,870 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLEPT WITH ALL OF THEM. 622 00:24:50,910 --> 00:24:53,040 - IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE, SWEETHEART. 623 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,640 - ALL OF THEM. 624 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:58,310 - YES, I SUPPOSE I DID. YEAH. 625 00:24:58,350 --> 00:24:59,680 - WHY? 626 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,950 - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 627 00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:05,050 - THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. I WANT TO KNOW WHY. 628 00:25:05,090 --> 00:25:06,590 THERE HAS TO BE A REASON. 629 00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:07,920 MAKE ME UNDERSTAND. 630 00:25:10,590 --> 00:25:11,790 - IT JUST SORT OF HAPPENED. 631 00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:13,600 - WHY DO YOU DO THINGS LIKE THAT? 632 00:25:13,630 --> 00:25:17,000 - BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT, OBVIOUSLY. 633 00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:19,330 - NO, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF, 634 00:25:19,370 --> 00:25:21,340 NOT RIGHT NOW. 635 00:25:21,370 --> 00:25:23,210 YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME. 636 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,270 YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHY YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO 637 00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:29,610 WHEN YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE CAN GET SERIOUSLY HURT, 638 00:25:29,650 --> 00:25:31,080 MYSELF INCLUDED. 639 00:25:31,110 --> 00:25:35,620 - GOD DAMN IT, I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE MAD AT ME. 640 00:25:35,650 --> 00:25:36,950 - I'M NOT MAD AT YOU. 641 00:25:36,990 --> 00:25:39,350 YOU WOULDN'T GET MAD AT A BIG, DUMB DOG 642 00:25:39,390 --> 00:25:41,190 FOR SHITTING ON THE RUG, WOULD YOU? 643 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:42,930 - I WOULD, BUT I'M A HARSH TASKMASTER. 644 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:43,930 THAT'S JUST ME. 645 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,960 - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE AWAY FROM THIS, 646 00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:47,060 FROM HOW YOU TREAT WOMEN? 647 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:48,060 - OH, JESUS. 648 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,930 - IS THAT ALL THEY ARE TO YOU, WALKING VAGINAS? 649 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:59,980 - THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR MY BEHAVIOR. 650 00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:03,350 THERE'S NO DEFENSE IF SOMEBODY GOT HURT, ESPECIALLY YOU. 651 00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:05,250 BUT I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT I STARTED OUT 652 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,780 WITH THE BEST OF INTENTIONS. 653 00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:11,090 I GUESS I JUST WANTED THEM ALL TO SEE IT, 654 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,720 THE THING THAT MAKES THEM SPECIAL. 655 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,730 I GUESS THAT'S ALL ANYBODY WANTS IS TO BE SEEN, 656 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,060 TO BE RECOGNIZED. 657 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,260 THEN THE LINES GET BLURRY, 658 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:26,840 AND THE FACT THAT YOUR MOM AND I ARE IN SUCH A WEIRD PLACE. 659 00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:30,940 YEAH. HENCE, THE BIG STINKING MESS. 660 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,410 BUT I'M SORRY IF I LET YOU DOWN, SWEETIE, 661 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,180 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE 662 00:26:38,210 --> 00:26:39,720 I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO SAY I'M SORRY 663 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:43,190 BEFORE IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE. 664 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:47,090 - I DON'T KNOW, EITHER. 665 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,790 BUT I HAVE THIS FUNNY FEELING WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT. 666 00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:51,730 [telephone ringing] 667 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,940 - HEY, HONEY. 668 00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:04,370 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S, UH, AT SCHOOL... 669 00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:07,140 RECEIVING HER EDUCATION. 670 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,810 MM-HMM. YEAH, I'M GONNA PICK HER UP 671 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,150 AND TAKE HER TO GET SOME ICE CREAM, 672 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:14,320 SHOOT THE SHIT, BRIDGE THE GAP, 673 00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:17,020 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. MM-HMM. YEAH. 674 00:27:19,990 --> 00:27:22,260 WELL, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 675 00:27:22,290 --> 00:27:25,990 SKYPE YOU LATER? ALL RIGHT. 676 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:34,070 - * OH, SOUL, ALL I WANT - WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CLOTHES? 677 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,810 - * IS FREEDOM 678 00:27:38,970 --> 00:27:45,210 * BUT I'M TOLD MATERIALS BLEED WISDOM * 679 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:48,150 Captioned by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 680 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:53,760 * OH, LORD, SHOW ME A SIGN OF POWER * 681 00:27:56,890 --> 00:28:02,830 * AND RID THY WORLD OF ALL THE COWARDS * 682 00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:11,710 * OH, SOUL, WE'LL FIND OUR OWN SAVIOR * 683 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:20,480 * DEEP DOWN IN THE COLDEST WINTER * 49294

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