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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:11,430 - PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION... 2 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:13,200 - I AM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A NASTY DIVORCE. 3 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,600 - OH, YOU CAN PLAY HARD TO GET ALL YOU LIKE, RUNKLE. 4 00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:18,770 BUT SUE COLLINI ALWAYS GETS THE WEENIE. 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,100 - HOW'S IT GOING, PROFESSOR? 6 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:21,570 - IN A WORD? AWESOME. 7 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:23,810 - LOOK, HANK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY 8 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:27,080 WHAT ANYONE WOULD CALL AN EDUCATION PROFESSIONAL. 9 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,780 BUT MY WIFE WENT OUT ON A LIMB FOR YOU. 10 00:00:28,810 --> 00:00:30,780 - [imitates Popeye] 11 00:00:30,810 --> 00:00:31,680 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JACKIE? 12 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,620 - YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER. 13 00:00:33,650 --> 00:00:35,250 - YOU FIND ME IRRESISTIBLE? 14 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:37,450 - HAS A WOMAN EVER PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE? 15 00:00:37,490 --> 00:00:38,520 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD USE ME. 16 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,460 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 17 00:00:40,490 --> 00:00:42,390 THIS IS WHERE YOU WORK? - YOU WANNA COME INSIDE? 18 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:43,530 - WOULD THAT INVOLVE SEEING YOU NAKED? 19 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,130 - OH, MOST DEFINITELY. - I THINK NOT. 20 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,700 IN THE INTEREST OF STUDENT-TEACHER RELATIONS. 21 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:50,470 - WE'RE BEING ALL NORMAL AND RESPONSIBLE, AND-- 22 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,600 - WHAT IF IN THE PROCESS, 23 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,840 WE JUST KIND OF GET OVER EACH OTHER? 24 00:00:52,870 --> 00:00:57,340 - WHAT IF YOU TELL ME ABOUT OUR DAUGHTER? 25 00:00:57,370 --> 00:00:59,410 - WHO ARE YOU TEXTING? - CHELSEA. 26 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,310 TO TELL HER YOU'RE BEING A TOTAL DICK RIGHT NOW. 27 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:06,420 I FUCKING HATE YOU! 28 00:01:06,450 --> 00:01:09,450 - AND I FUCKING HATE YOU TOO, YOU LITTLE SHIT! 29 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:18,500 [Queens of the Stone Age's You Got A Killer Scene There, Man] 30 00:01:18,530 --> 00:01:24,470 * 31 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,770 - * DON'T WANNA LOVE YOU NO MORE * 32 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:30,140 * DON'T WANNA LOVE YOU LESS 33 00:01:30,170 --> 00:01:34,380 * I WANNA BE CRUSHED BY YOUR SWEET CARESS * 34 00:01:34,410 --> 00:01:36,480 * WHAT'S THE FUCKIN' DIFFERENCE * 35 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:39,280 * WE ALL GONNA DIE 36 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,520 - NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 37 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:44,550 NOT ON MY ACCOUNT. 38 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:46,690 OH, WELL YOU SEE THAT IS A PRIME EXAMPLE 39 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,730 OF WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE YOUNGER GENERATION TODAY. 40 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,760 YOU LEAVE NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION. 41 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:52,900 SO YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF SOME BOOBS. 42 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:55,470 * 43 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,870 SOME NICE, BIG, ROUND BOOBS. 44 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,500 * 45 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,510 EVERYBODY'S GOT 'EM. 46 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:03,540 YOU KNOW, NOTHING TO GET EXCITED ABOUT. 47 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:06,310 * 48 00:02:06,340 --> 00:02:07,940 YOU KNOW, JUST... 49 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:16,150 * 50 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,630 - HANK? 51 00:02:21,660 --> 00:02:23,690 HANK. 52 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:26,260 HANK. 53 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:28,830 HANK MOODY. - YES, FRAULEIN. 54 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:30,970 - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU'D CARE TO ADD? 55 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,540 - ON THE SUBJECT OF? 56 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,970 - ON THE SUBJECT OF THE SUBJECT WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING. 57 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,470 - OH, THAT SUBJECT. 58 00:02:37,510 --> 00:02:40,740 UM, LET ME THINK. 59 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:41,810 NOT A THING. NOPE. 60 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:43,810 WAIT, NO, THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO SAY. 61 00:02:43,850 --> 00:02:45,650 - EXCELLENT. WE'RE ALL EARS. 62 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:46,950 - DO YOU THINK THE LADIES HAVE GONE TOO FAR 63 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,820 WITH THE SEX-POSITIVE FEMINISM? 64 00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:50,620 I MEAN, I KNOW THEY ALL SAY THEY'RE DOWN 65 00:02:50,650 --> 00:02:54,290 WITH THE PORNOGRAPHY AND THE SHAVED PUDENDA AND WHATNOT, 66 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,690 BUT DO WE REALLY THINK THAT THIS IS THE PATH TO LIBERATION? 67 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:58,830 EZRA POUND. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 68 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:01,570 - I'M NOT SURE THIS IS THE PROPER FORUM 69 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:02,670 FOR SUCH A DISCUSSION, HANK. 70 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,770 - WELL, YOU ASKED ME. I'M JUST THINKING OUT LOUD. 71 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,700 SPITBALL. - OKAY, EVERYONE. 72 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:08,370 THAT'LL DO IT FOR TODAY. - ALREADY? 73 00:03:08,410 --> 00:03:09,510 - THANKS FOR COMING. - GEEZ. MY LORD. 74 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:10,710 - YEAH, SEE YOU ALL TONIGHT. 75 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:12,540 YOU TOO, HANK. CORRECT? 76 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,710 - I'M SORRY? - TONIGHT. MY HOUSE. 77 00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:17,610 ENGLISH DEPARTMENT FALL MIXER. RING ANY BELLS? 78 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:18,850 - NOT A ONE. 79 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,480 - OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE GET TOGETHER WE HAVE 80 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,550 AT THE START OF EVERY SCHOOL YEAR. 81 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:25,960 FACULTY, GRAD STUDENTS, SOME WINE, SOME CHEESE. 82 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:28,790 - WELL, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME AND I'M STOKED, 83 00:03:28,830 --> 00:03:31,460 BUT ALAS, I'VE GOT PLANS WITH THE SOUL-SUCKING VAMPIRE 84 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,600 I CALL MY DAUGHTER TONIGHT, SO I GOTTA TAKE A RAIN CHECK-- 85 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,300 - WELL NO, CHELSEA'S ALREADY ASKED 86 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:36,930 IF BECCA CAN SPEND THE NIGHT. 87 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:38,570 - YES, BUT I THINK SHE'LL CHANGE HER PLANS 88 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,770 WHEN SHE HEARS WHAT HER OLD MAN'S GOT ON TAP. 89 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,440 BESIDES, WINE GIVES ME A HEADACHE 90 00:03:42,470 --> 00:03:43,740 AND CHEESE MAKES ME FART, A LOT. 91 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:45,580 YOU DON'T WANT ME STINKING UP THE PLACE. 92 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:47,380 - NOW WHAT IF I SAID 93 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:50,450 YOUR JOB DEPENDS ON IT, HANK? 94 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,350 - ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSING ME RIGHT NOW? 95 00:03:55,390 --> 00:03:56,550 BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, 96 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:59,360 I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO REPORT YOU. 97 00:03:59,390 --> 00:04:02,590 FOR GIVING ME A SERIOUS BONER. 98 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:05,260 - GOOD TO KNOW. SEE YOU AT 7:00. 99 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:11,700 - NO MEANS NO, YOU KNOW. 100 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:14,700 [upbeat music] 101 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:22,680 * 102 00:04:54,740 --> 00:04:57,610 - THIS MAN IS RUINING MY LIFE. 103 00:04:57,650 --> 00:05:00,120 - BY MAKING IT UNBEARABLY AWESOME. 104 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:02,420 - SWEETIE, I'M NOT REALLY SURE I UNDERSTAND 105 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:03,590 WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 106 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:04,990 - HE'S DELUSIONAL. 107 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:07,120 HE THINKS WE'RE GOING TO HANG OUT AND BOND OR SOMETHING. 108 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:11,800 - OKAY, HAND IT OVER. THANK YOU. 109 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:13,460 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WOMAN. I HAVE A PLAN. 110 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,930 - YOU DO? 111 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,530 - YES, IF WE NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE, 112 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:18,440 NOTHING BAD CAN EVER HAPPEN. 113 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:20,640 - RIGHT, 'CAUSE, LIKE, YOUR PARENTS NEVER FUCK YOU UP. 114 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:21,870 - NO, YOU SEE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND 115 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:22,910 THAT LAST REMARK CHARMING. 116 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:25,010 [phone chimes] - HOLD-- 117 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,110 - HELLO? THIS THING ON? 118 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:29,910 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HEY, UH, 119 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:33,380 I'M HERE, I JUST, UM, MY BOSS IS TRYING TO GET THROUGH. 120 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:36,120 I'M--I'M LATE FOR A DINNER WITH HIM AND SOME CLIENTS, SO. 121 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:37,320 - WELL, DON'T GO. JUST BLOW IT OFF. 122 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:39,990 - PLEASE, WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF THE BECCA THING, PLEASE? 123 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:42,660 - YES. I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. 124 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:43,990 - BYE. BYE. 125 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:46,460 - BECCA! - YES, FATHER? 126 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,000 - DON YOUR BEST FROCK. 127 00:05:48,030 --> 00:05:50,700 THE WINE AND CHEESE AWAITS. 128 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,470 - YOU SEE THAT BATHROOM OVER YONDER? 129 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:59,110 - ONCE, I TOOK EVERY CROOKED INCH 130 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:01,980 JACKIE GLEASON HAD TO OFFER IN THAT STALL. 131 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:05,050 SIGNED KRISTOFFERSON RIGHT HERE IN THIS BOOTH. 132 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:09,420 YEAH, TIME THERE WAS WHEN I WOULD GET WET 133 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:10,550 OFF A GREAT SIGN. 134 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:12,120 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 135 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,930 I'M TALKING DRIPPING, FUCKING GANGES WET. 136 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,060 - [clears throat] 137 00:06:17,090 --> 00:06:18,190 SPEAKING OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS-- 138 00:06:18,230 --> 00:06:19,630 - HEY, YEAH. SUE COLLINI? 139 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:20,730 - OVER THERE, SIR. 140 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,670 - HEY, SPRINGFIELD. GET YOUR TONED TUSH OVER HERE. 141 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,170 - SORRY I'M LATE. 142 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,540 SOME TARZANA HOUSEWIFE PAID A GRAND TO SPEND THE DAY WITH ME. 143 00:06:28,570 --> 00:06:29,770 SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT, SO I DID HER A SOLID 144 00:06:29,810 --> 00:06:32,840 AND I ATE THAT BUTTERSCOTCH FOR, LIKE, 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT. 145 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,710 MM-HMM. - RIGHT, RICK. 146 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:38,010 THIS IS MY SUBORDINATE AND PROSPECTIVE BOYTOY, 147 00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:39,580 CHARLES W. RUNKLE. - PLEASURE. 148 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:40,850 SUE AND I USED TO SEE EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW. 149 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:41,950 EARLY '80s. 150 00:06:41,990 --> 00:06:45,690 - RICK, IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS FUCKING LIKE CHINCHILLAS 151 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,660 AND BLOWING COKE UP EACH OTHER'S ASSES 152 00:06:47,690 --> 00:06:49,660 "SEEING EACH OTHER"? 153 00:06:49,690 --> 00:06:51,090 - I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR OEUVRE, RICK. 154 00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:52,930 ALL OF IT. 155 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,100 THE MUSIC, THE ACTING-- 156 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,770 - HEY, I'M FLATTERED. 157 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:56,730 YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAID ON THE PHONE, 158 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:58,670 I MEAN, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR REPRESENTATION. 159 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,900 - OH, BULLSHIT. 160 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:02,740 HOUSEWIVES IN TARZANA? 161 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,010 RICK, DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T WANNA 162 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,910 RAWDOG THE TOP SHELF LIKE YOU USED TO 163 00:07:06,940 --> 00:07:08,780 IN YOUR PRIME, HUH? 164 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:11,050 - ALL DUE RESPECT, SUE, LIFE JUST ISN'T ABOUT THE PUSSY. 165 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,920 IT'S ABOUT FINDING YOUR PASSION AND NEVER LETTING GO, 166 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:16,020 AND THIS MAN HAS DONE JUST THAT. 167 00:07:16,050 --> 00:07:17,620 - QUIT LICKING HIS SHAFT. 168 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:20,620 HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A PRIME CUT OF USDA BEEFCAKE, 169 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:21,890 AND HE KNOWS IT. 170 00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:24,030 - SURE, THE LADIES LOVE HIM. 171 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,660 SEPTEMBER 7, 2002, 172 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:28,500 THE BEST SEX I EVER HAD WITH MY WIFE. 173 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:30,200 RICK SPRINGFIELD AT THE UNIVERSAL AMPHITHEATER, 174 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:33,540 WAS LIKE THREE SOLID HOURS OF FOREPLAY, DUDE. 175 00:07:33,570 --> 00:07:36,540 EVERYTHING SHE WANTED TO DO WITH HIM IN 1982 176 00:07:36,570 --> 00:07:38,880 BUT DIDN'T KNOW HOW, SHE DID WITH ME REPEATEDLY 177 00:07:38,910 --> 00:07:40,010 AND I THANK YOU, SIR. 178 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,550 - FAT LOT OF GOOD THAT DOES ME. 179 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,180 - OKAY, RUNKLE, GET TO THE POINT. 180 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:44,950 - FIRST, WE GET YOU SOME INDIE CRED. 181 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:48,890 LET'S FIND YOU YOUR WRESTLER, LIKE MICKEY ROURKE. 182 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,760 LET'S SEE YOU BLOW PEOPLE AWAY WITH YOUR SERIOUS SIDE, HUH? 183 00:07:51,790 --> 00:07:54,560 GET AN OSCAR NOM FOR PLAYING AN ADDICT, 184 00:07:54,590 --> 00:07:55,930 A CRIPPLE, A RETARD, WHATEVER. 185 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,230 THEN YOU GO INTO EVERY OFFICE IN TOWN 186 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,700 AND YOU HIT 'EM WITH YOUR PASSION PROJECT. 187 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,670 THAT'S HOW YOU GET IT DONE. 188 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,530 AND HARRY GREENBERG AGENCY ACTUALLY HAS THE MOJO 189 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,800 TO MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN? 190 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:07,740 - FUCK NO. YOU SUPPLY THE MOJO. 191 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:10,170 WE TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING ELSE. 192 00:08:10,210 --> 00:08:13,280 - I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 193 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:17,880 CHURCH. 194 00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:19,580 - YOU'RE SCARING ME, SUE. 195 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,920 DOES THAT MEAN YOU LIKE THAT? 196 00:08:21,950 --> 00:08:24,090 OH... 197 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,220 [growls] 198 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,560 AHH. 199 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:43,640 - FINALLY. GOD, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 200 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:44,770 WHAT UP, HANK? 201 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:46,010 - BECCA, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE 202 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,140 TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, COME ON. 203 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:48,780 - JUST DO ME ONE FAVOR. 204 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:50,210 - ANYTHING, MY CHURLISH LOVE. 205 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:52,350 - TRY NOT TO GET TOO HAMMERED. 206 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:55,150 DON'T PUT DADDY IN A CORNER. 207 00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:56,990 - OH, HANK. YOU DON'T WANNA PARK THERE. 208 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,120 DEAN HATES IT WHEN YOU BLOCK THE ENTRANCE. 209 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,120 - HMM, BIG DATE TONIGHT? 210 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,030 - IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 211 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:05,290 - THAT DRESS COULD CURE CANCER! 212 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:06,860 - [laughs] 213 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,970 - I THINK YOU SHOULD FUCK HIM. 214 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 YOU KNOW, IF HE AGREED TO MEET YOU 215 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:12,200 AT THIS SAD ASSEMBLY OF TWO-BIT INTELLECTUALS, 216 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,440 HE CLEARLY DIGS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 217 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:17,140 - WOW, YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE A SIMPLE COCKTAIL PARTY 218 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:19,610 INTO THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. 219 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,310 - IT'S A GIFT, REALLY. - THERE YOU ARE. 220 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:22,910 DID YOU TWO COME TOGETHER? 221 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:24,750 - NO. WE JUST CAME IN TOGETHER. 222 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:25,850 - OH, I SEE. 223 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,920 - AND I ACTUALLY GET MORE BARS OUTSIDE, EXCUSE ME. 224 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:31,090 - DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE WHERE BECCA AND CHELSEA GOT OFF TO? 225 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,220 - THEY'RE FINE. THEY WENT STRAIGHT TO CHELSEA'S ROOM. 226 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:34,190 - OH. - COME IN, COME IN. 227 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:36,360 I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE I WANT YOU TO MEET. 228 00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:38,160 - OH? 229 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:44,130 - COME ON, BABY. CELEBRATE WITH ME. 230 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:46,400 - DON'T BABY ME, JACKASS. NO. 231 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,170 FUCK NO. I GOT A DATE. 232 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,670 - WELL, DROP THE ZERO AND GET WITH THE HERO. 233 00:09:50,710 --> 00:09:51,780 I SIGNED A BIG FISH TODAY. 234 00:09:51,810 --> 00:09:53,710 - OH, WELL GOOD FOR YOU. 235 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:55,210 MAYBE YOU CAN MOVE THE FUCK OUT NOW. 236 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:58,650 - RIGHT. WELL. FORCE OF HABIT, I GUESS. 237 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,280 EVERY TIME I SIGN A CLIENT, 238 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,950 I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT PICTURE THE TWO OF US 239 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,690 WITH A BOTTLE OF BUBBLY. 240 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,220 - WELL, THAT WAS THEN, CHARLIE. 241 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:08,930 - AND THIS IS NOW. GOT IT. 242 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,930 OKAY, WELL... 243 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,160 HAVE A NICE DATE. 244 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,670 - YEAH, THANKS. 245 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,070 [distant car alarm blaring] 246 00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:24,410 - RUNKLE, YOU WERE ON FIRE TODAY. 247 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:28,440 I MEAN, THAT WAS SERIOUS SWIFTY LAZAR SHIT. 248 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:32,320 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD AND SO WET... 249 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:34,820 AT THE SAME TIME. 250 00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:37,850 COME ON. 251 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:46,300 - THANK YOU. 252 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:48,300 - HOW MANY JOBS DO YOU HAVE, LADY? 253 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:50,770 YOU GOT A PAPER ROUTE TOO? 254 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,070 FILL THIS THING UP. SCOTCH PREFERABLY. 255 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,340 I'M COMING OFF OF A LENGTHY CONVERSATION 256 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:55,540 WITH A MAN IN A SWEATER VEST. 257 00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:58,140 - DEAN KOONS KEEPS THE GOOD STUFF LOCKED IN HIS OFFICE. 258 00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:59,840 - WHICH WOULD BE WHERE, EXACTLY? 259 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,110 - I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT. 260 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:03,750 PEOPLE LIKE YOU MESS WITH THE MASTER'S SHIT. 261 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,350 PEOPLE LIKE ME GET BLAMED FOR IT. 262 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:07,080 - CLASS WARRIOR, ARE WE? 263 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,390 - JUST A GIRL SAVING FOR A RAINY DAY. 264 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:12,260 YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS I'M A PRETTY SHITTY BARTENDER. 265 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:15,220 BUT I AM A KICK ASS STRIPPER. 266 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,460 THIS BOD IS THE TRUE GIFT THAT GOD GAVE ME. 267 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:19,200 - I AGREE, BUT I THINK YOU'RE SELLING YOURSELF SHORT STILL. 268 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:21,970 - WHAT, I'M TOO SMART TO BE A STRIPPER? 269 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,270 - SMART HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 270 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,800 I'M JUST THINKING IN PRACTICAL TERMS. 271 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,270 DOWN THE ROAD, JOB OPPORTUNITIES 272 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,740 TEND TO DWINDLE FOR THOSE IN THE MORE NAKED PROFESSIONS, 273 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:29,870 IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING. 274 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:31,740 - MM. 275 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:32,910 - TWO EMPTY GLASSES, JACKIE, THANK YOU. 276 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:34,040 - MM-HMM. - I'M GOING TO OFFER OUR, UH, 277 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,310 VISITING SCHOLAR FROM AMHERST SOME OF MY '82 LA TOUR. 278 00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:38,350 - OOH. - HEY. 279 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:39,280 THAT'S NOT COOL, DEAN KOONS. 280 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,790 SEGREGATING YOUR GUESTS INTO TWO CLASSES, 281 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:43,790 OFFERING YOUR GOOD STUFF ONLY TO A SELECT FEW. 282 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:45,820 - WELL, WHEN YOU GET YOUR GUGGENHEIM, 283 00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:47,220 WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT. - OH. 284 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:48,930 - IN THE MEANTIME, YOU ENJOY THAT GLASS 285 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,930 OF VERY MIDDLING CAB. 286 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,230 - ASSHOLE. 287 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:56,470 [growling] 288 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,070 [making explosion sounds] 289 00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,900 - THERE YOU ARE. - OH. 290 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:02,240 - I SEE YOU FOUND THE TOYS IN THE ATTIC. 291 00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:04,810 - AH. WHAT, ARE YOU RUNNING A MUSEUM HERE ON THE SIDE 292 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,010 OR SOMETHING? 293 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,210 - OH, IT'S JUST HIS LITTLE HOBBY. 294 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,910 BORES THE SHIT OUT OF ME, ACTUALLY. 295 00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:11,050 I'M QUITE RELIEVED TO CATCH YOU HERE ALONE. 296 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,080 - YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SNOOPING? 297 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,950 - SNOOP ALL YOU WANT. 298 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,320 MY LIFE'S AN OPEN BOOK. SADLY. 299 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:20,190 BESIDES, BECCA MUST HAVE TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT US BY NOW. 300 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,130 - NO, SHE'S NOT MUCH ONE FOR CHATTING. 301 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,390 TEXTING, YES. 302 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:25,130 TWITTERING, TWEETERING, TWATTING, 303 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,100 STARING SOLEMNLY AT THE OLD MAN. 304 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:28,360 - OH, PLEASE. 305 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,230 YOU FATHERS HAVE IT EASY. 306 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:32,840 MOST DAYS, I CAN BARELY GET A CIVIL WORD OUT OF CHELSEA. 307 00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:34,840 AT LEAST BECCA STILL TALKS ABOUT YOU 308 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,570 WITH SOME SORT OF TWISTED AFFECTION. 309 00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:39,810 - RE-BECCA? MY BECCA? THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HER. 310 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,110 - NO, IT'S TRUE. 311 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:42,210 WE HAD AN INTERESTING DISCUSSION THE OTHER DAY 312 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,910 ABOUT THE MORE SCATOLOGICAL ELEMENTS IN YOUR WORK. 313 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:46,180 AND SHE KNOWS QUITE A LOT ABOUT RABELAIS. 314 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:47,850 - YES, THAT'S ME. I TAUGHT HER THAT SHIT. 315 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,220 - YEAH, I FIGURED, 316 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,490 WHEN SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT 317 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,920 HOW YOU GOT YOUR START IN NEW YORK 318 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,890 AND HOW YOU MET HER MOTHER. - NO SHIT. 319 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,990 - YEAH, I MEAN, SHE SEEMS A LITTLE CONFUSED 320 00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:57,230 ABOUT THE ISSUE OF WHETHER 321 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,200 YOU TWO ARE STILL TOGETHER OR NOT. 322 00:12:59,230 --> 00:13:01,100 - [exhales] AREN'T WE ALL. 323 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:04,070 - OH, WELL, THAT'S A SHAME. 324 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,470 GOSH, I'D LOVE TO FIX YOU UP SOMETIME. 325 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,440 - UH, I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT THAT'S A FOOL'S ERRAND. 326 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,340 - OH, REALLY? WHY IS THAT? 327 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,140 - WELL, IT'S MY PURGATORY, REALLY. 328 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:14,180 DINNER, DRINKS, WHATEVER. 329 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,410 NEVER REALLY ALL THAT INTERESTED, 330 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,110 BUT I FIND MYSELF TELLING HER HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS ANYWAY. 331 00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,950 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE. 332 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:21,520 ALL WOMEN ARE, IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 333 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,590 YOU KNOW, THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING ABOUT 334 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,320 EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU. 335 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:28,490 THERE'S A SMILE, A CURVE, A SECRET. 336 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,090 YOU LADIES REALLY ARE THE MOST AMAZING CREATURES. 337 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:33,960 MY LIFE'S WORK. 338 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,600 BUT THEN THERE'S THE MORNING AFTER. 339 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:37,100 THE HANGOVER, 340 00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:38,970 AND THE REALIZATION THAT I'M NOT QUITE AS AVAILABLE 341 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,270 AS I THOUGHT I WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE. 342 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:43,110 AND THEN SHE'S GONE. 343 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:45,270 AND I'M HAUNTED BY YET ANOTHER ROAD NOT TAKEN. 344 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:48,610 - WOW. 345 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,050 I'M IMPRESSED. 346 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,120 YOU ACTUALLY DROPPED THE ACT FOR A MOMENT 347 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:53,350 AND SAID SOMETHING REAL. 348 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,550 - YES, I DO THAT SOMETIMES. 349 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:55,580 BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING. 350 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,750 YOU GOTTA STAY ON YOUR TOES. 351 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:59,290 I'M LIKE A BOXER THAT BOBS AND WEAVES LIKE MUHAMMAD ALI 352 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,620 OR JOE FRAZIER OR SUGAR RAY LEONARD. 353 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:04,030 BASICALLY, I'M JUST LISTING BOXERS YOU MIGHT HAVE-- 354 00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:09,100 - OOPS. 355 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,500 I'M SORRY. 356 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:14,600 - THE PARTY'S DOWNSTAIRS, ISN'T IT? 357 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,380 - WOW. - WOW. 358 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:22,050 - I THINK YOU MIGHT BE SELLING YOURSELF A LITTLE SHORT. 359 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,010 WITH JUST THE TINIEST BIT OF EFFORT, 360 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:28,250 YOU COULD'VE HAD SOMEONE MUCH YOUNGER 361 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,250 AND MUCH HOTTER. 362 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:33,560 BUT BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, TEACH. 363 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:39,000 [piano quartet plays] 364 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:43,000 * 365 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:45,500 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU LOOK FLUSHED. 366 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:47,000 - WELL, MY VIRTUE WAS JUST ASSAILED. 367 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,170 IN A NOT ENTIRELY UNPLEASANT MANNER, BUT STILL. 368 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:52,110 LEAVING SO SOON? 369 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,240 - YEAH. 370 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,610 GIRL CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH HUMILIATION IN ONE NIGHT. 371 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,980 - OH, THE GENTLEMAN CALLER NEVER CALLED, HUH? 372 00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:00,420 - NO, HE NEVER CALLED. AND HE NEVER TEXTED. 373 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,350 AND HE MADE AN ACTUAL PLAN TO MEET ME HERE. 374 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,120 AND, YOU KNOW, HE SEEMED REALLY INTO IT 375 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,350 ON THE FIRST TWO DATES. 376 00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:07,220 AND THEN, HE JUST NEVER SHOWED. 377 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:09,590 WHAT--GO AHEAD AND EXPLAIN THAT TO ME, WOULD YOU? 378 00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,190 TAKE A SHOT, YOU SAID YOU WOULD EXPLAIN IT 379 00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:13,230 AND, AND WHY? 380 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,630 IT'S, LIKE, SO HARD TO MAKE A PHONE CALL? 381 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,970 - YOU SEEM TO FORGET THAT 382 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,400 I'M NOT THE MAN WHO STOOD YOU UP. 383 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,610 AH, HERE'S WHERE HE KEEPS THE GOOD STUFF. 384 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,010 - ME! 385 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,980 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ME HERE. 386 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:26,910 - OKAY. 387 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,310 I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONCE AND ONE TIME ONLY, 388 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,510 SO LISTEN CLOSELY, OKAY? 389 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,750 FUCK THE FIREMAN. 390 00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:35,480 - IF I RECALL, THAT WAS THE SAME ADVICE 391 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,620 YOU GAVE ME EARLIER IN THE EVENING. 392 00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:38,150 - TOTALLY DIFFERENT CONTEXT. 393 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,690 - SO THAT'S IT. JUST FUCK HIM. 394 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,690 THAT'S ALL YOU GOT. 395 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,990 I--I GOTTA BE TOTALLY LAID BACK ABOUT THIS. 396 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,290 I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BE PISSED OFF. 397 00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:46,600 - NO, YOU GET TO BE, YOU GET TO BE PISSED OFF. 398 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,630 BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, 399 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:51,100 MAYBE IF YOU JUST RELAXED FOR--WHOA-- 400 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:53,500 HALF A SECOND, AND STOPPED LOOKING SO HARD 401 00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:54,500 FOR THE APPROPRIATE LIFE MATE, 402 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:57,370 THEN YOU MIGHT WAKE UP ONE MORNING NEXT TO ONE. 403 00:15:57,410 --> 00:16:00,210 - RIGHT. 'CAUSE IT'S JUST THAT EASY. 404 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,240 - I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS EASY, 405 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,750 BUT YOU'VE GOT A SERIOUS GAM UP IN THE MATTER. 406 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:06,350 - OH, YEAH. HOW, HOW SO? 407 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:09,190 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE SCARY SMART AND YOU'RE CRAZY BEAUTIFUL. 408 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,420 YOU'RE ALSO INCREDIBLY SEXUAL. 409 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:14,120 SO THERE. 410 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,790 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 411 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:17,260 I'M A TOTAL NERD. 412 00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:18,730 - TRUE THAT, BUT YOU'RE A SEXY NERD. 413 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,630 YOU KNOW, SOME WOMEN, THEY JUST SHUT OFF 414 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,670 THAT PART OF THEMSELVES AND THEY EXPECT PRINCE CHARMING 415 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,070 TO COME ALONG AND PRY OPEN THEIR DUSTY OLD BEAVERS 416 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,700 WITH THE JAWS OF LIFE, OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. 417 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:28,440 NOT YOU. YOU'RE A GOOD TIMER. 418 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:29,810 - [laughs] - YEP. 419 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,070 - MM-HMM. 420 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:34,680 AND YOU'RE JUST SAYING THIS, RIGHT? 421 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:37,780 - WHICH-- WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 422 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:40,050 - WELL, YOU'RE SAYING ALL THIS INCREDIBLY WEIRD 423 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,550 BUT INCREDIBLY SWEET STUFF ABOUT ME AND-- 424 00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:43,750 - AH. 425 00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,120 - BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, RIGHT? 426 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:46,320 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN THE SITUATION WHEN 427 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,660 YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 428 00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:51,130 - MM. YEAH. WHICH IS BAD, WHY? 429 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,600 - IT'S NOT NECESSARILY A BAD THING. 430 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,760 I JUST WONDER IF YOU MEAN ANYTHING 431 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,370 THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 432 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,500 - I DON'T JUST SAY SHIT. 433 00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:59,300 I MEAN, I DO TALK A LOT OF SHIT, 434 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:03,610 BUT I GENERALLY MEAN WHAT I SAY AND I SAY WHAT I MEAN. 435 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,410 - MM-HMM. 436 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:09,280 SO YOU SEE ME AS A VIABLE CANDIDATE? 437 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,680 - DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU'RE RUNNING FOR. 438 00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:14,250 - DICK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 439 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,620 - LOOK, IF--IF MY LOVE LIFE WEREN'T AS COMPLICATED 440 00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:19,360 AS SOMETHING THAT IS... 441 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:21,260 REALLY COMPLICATED THAT I CAN'T THINK OF RIGHT NOW, 442 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,460 I WOULD TOTALLY CHECK YOUR TEETH AND TAKE YOU OUT FOR A RIDE. 443 00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:26,330 - GOD, I HATE YOU! 444 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,730 - WHAT, YOU'RE A STRANGE BIRD. WHY ARE YOU HATING ON ME? 445 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:32,200 - 'CAUSE I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA KISS ME JUST THEN. 446 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,540 OH. THAT IS WEIRD. THAT IS VERY WEIRD. 447 00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:36,540 - WHY? 448 00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:38,740 - 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING. 449 00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:40,680 - REALLY? - WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 450 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:41,580 I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT IT MIGHT BE LIKE 451 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:43,680 TO GO DOWN ON YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. 452 00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:44,810 IT'S KIND OF THE SAME THING, ISN'T IT? 453 00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:47,280 - YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. 454 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,420 - * BOYS ARE BOYS 455 00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:51,350 * AND GIRLS ARE JOYS 456 00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:55,390 * TO YOU AND ME THEY'RE MORE THAN TOYS * 457 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,560 * GONNA FIND ONE, SHE WON'T BE LONELY * 458 00:17:57,590 --> 00:17:59,800 * SHE'LL BE MINE, MINE AND MINE ONLY * 459 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:03,670 * AND WHEN I DO IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT * 460 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,870 * WEE-HOO 461 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:08,670 - DO YOU FEEL IT YET? 462 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,610 - NOPE. 463 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,140 IS THAT NORMAL? 464 00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:13,480 - TOTALLY. 465 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,680 MUSHROOMS TAKE A WHILE TO HIT. 466 00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:21,650 WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE? 467 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,190 SEXUALLY. 468 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:26,390 - LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. 469 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:27,820 MY FATHER WOULD BE THRILLED 470 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:32,200 BY MY LACK OF EXPERIENCE IN THE AREA. 471 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:35,660 - WHAT ABOUT BLOW JOBS? 472 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,670 - I TOUCHED ONE. 473 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,300 KIND OF FREAKED ME OUT HOW HARD IT GOT. 474 00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:40,640 - HMM. 475 00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,210 - YOU? 476 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,710 - A BUNCH OF TIMES. IT'S FUN. 477 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:48,280 - WEREN'T YOU SCARED? 478 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,280 - SURE. AT FIRST. 479 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,950 BUT THEN YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH POWER YOU HAVE 480 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,550 OVER GUYS, AND IT'S KIND OF EXCITING. 481 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,790 - I'M SURE I'D DO SOMETHING WRONG. 482 00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,590 - IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BREAK IT. 483 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:02,430 I MEAN, AS LONG AS YOU'RE CAREFUL WITH YOUR TEETH 484 00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,830 AND YOU REMEMBER TO INCORPORATE THE BALLS, 485 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:05,960 YOU CAN'T FUCK IT UP TOO BAD. 486 00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:08,200 ASK ANY GUY, HE'LL TELL YOU. 487 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,700 - OKAY. GOOD TO KNOW. 488 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,700 - DON'T WORRY. WE'LL GET YOU LAID THIS YEAR. 489 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,770 - NO RUSH. 490 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,310 SOMETIMES I THINK I'D BE HAPPY 491 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,980 TO STAY A VIRGIN FOREVER. 492 00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:21,780 SEEMS LIKE ONCE YOU GET LAID-- 493 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,950 - YOUR WHOLE LIFE BASICALLY TURNS TO SHIT. 494 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:26,820 I'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. 495 00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:28,250 COME ON, BECCA. YOU'RE SLIPPING. 496 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,820 I'VE DONE A LOT OF WORK TO GET YOU OUT OF 497 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:32,890 THAT GLOOMY FUCKIN' HEAD OF YOURS. 498 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,990 - THINK ABOUT IT. 499 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,260 IF MY MOTHER AND FATHER HADN'T BEEN SO QUICK 500 00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:40,730 TO FUCK EACH OTHER, I WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 501 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,500 AND IF I WASN'T HERE RIGHT NOW, 502 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:43,930 I THINK THEY'D BE A LOT HAPPIER. 503 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:46,640 ESPECIALLY MY FATHER. 504 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:47,970 - THAT'S REALLY SHITTY 505 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,810 THAT HE MAKES YOU FEEL THAT WAY, BECCA. 506 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:55,740 - HE DOESN'T. IT'S ME. 507 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,780 [laughs] 508 00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:59,920 I JUST SEE THINGS. 509 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,650 [laughs hysterically] 510 00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:04,450 IS THIS IT? 511 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,720 [laughter continues] - YEP. 512 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:11,690 [both laughing] 513 00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:14,000 - OH, WOW. 514 00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:15,700 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 515 00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:17,400 - NO, NOT THAT. - NO? 516 00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:19,670 - NO. I'M SUCH A SLUT. 517 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,000 - IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. 518 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,610 - YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, GONNA LOSE RESPECT FOR ME NOW, ARE YOU? 519 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,680 - 8% AT THE MOST. - [giggles] 520 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,550 - HOLD ON. JUST HEARD SOMEBODY. 521 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:30,950 - SHIT. 522 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,850 NO--AH! - SHIT. 523 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,680 GO, GO. 524 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,450 - * WON'T YOU TREAT ME NICE 525 00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:42,960 * HEY, MY PEACH, BLOW ON MY DICE * 526 00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:45,560 * GONNA SWING ON MY SWING 527 00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:46,630 AH. 528 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,500 * DON'T YOU DARE TREAT ME NICE * 529 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:51,330 * 'CAUSE I'M A CHILD FOR YOU 530 00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:55,570 * BABY, I'M WILD FOR YOU 531 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,610 * AND-- 532 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,610 [cell phone plays disco tune] 533 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:03,980 * 534 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,880 - OKAY, YOU CAUGHT ME. - OH, JESUS! 535 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:07,650 - WATCH THAT STUFF. HERE, LET ME TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HANDS. 536 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,620 [talking at once] 537 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:11,720 - MOODY, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. DON'T HANDLE ME. 538 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,660 PLEASE DON'T HANDLE ME. 539 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,890 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PRIVATE OFFICE? 540 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,790 - CAME IN HERE TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 541 00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:17,990 - THAT WAS-- THAT WAS YOUR CELL PHONE? 542 00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:20,330 - YEAH. I LIKE ME A '70s GROOVE. 543 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,000 WHAT ABOUT THAT DITTY YOU WERE SINGING 544 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,330 WHEN YOU CAME IN HERE? 545 00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:25,830 MAY I INQUIRE ABOUT THAT? 546 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,040 - THAT WAS AN OBSCURE CLASSIC. 547 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,740 - WAS IT? - YEAH, YEAH. 548 00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:31,570 - IS IT, UH, SOME DITTY OF YOUR OWN INVENTION, PERHAPS? 549 00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:34,080 - NO, IT'S RIGHT OUT OF THE GREAT AMERICAN SONGBOOK, 550 00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:35,210 FOR YOUR INFORMATION. 551 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,280 IF YOU HAD A LITTLE MORE CULTURE, YOU'D UNDERSTAND THAT. 552 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:38,610 - MAYBE SOMETHING YOU WOULD HAVE SUNG A CAPELLA 553 00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:40,420 WITH THE WHIFF N' POOFS? 554 00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:43,120 GAY MAN'S HEALTH CHOIR, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 555 00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:45,390 - HEY, YOU TWO. PARTY'S IN THERE. 556 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,890 - AH. YEAH. 557 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,090 - YOU'RE NOT HAVING ANY OF MY LOWLAND MALT. 558 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,220 - I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT 559 00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:51,360 BUT I WOULD LIKE SOME PRIVACY TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 560 00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:52,460 - NO. - NO? 561 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,500 - NO. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO? 562 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,660 THAT'S NOT VERY POLITE. 563 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,630 - WELL, MY HOUSE, MY RULES. 564 00:22:02,410 --> 00:22:04,010 - WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HIM? 565 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,470 - IS THERE ANOTHER WAY IN HERE? 566 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:06,810 - WHY DO YOU WANT MORE PRIVACY? 567 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,740 - WELL, I JUST-- - LISTEN, HANK. 568 00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:11,680 ABOUT EARLIER, CAN WE JUST FORGET WHAT HAPPENED? 569 00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:15,020 - OH, WELL, WE NEEDN'T EVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN. 570 00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,050 BUT ONE DOES NOT VERY EASILY FORGET THE KISS 571 00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:18,850 OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 572 00:22:18,890 --> 00:22:21,020 THAT'S RIGHT. I SAID IT. I MEANT IT. 573 00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:23,090 I'M HERE TO REPRESENT IT. 574 00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:27,130 I GOTTA RUN 'CAUSE THAT CHEESE IS WORKING ON ME. 575 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,930 [elevator dings] 576 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:35,670 - AH. 577 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,010 MM. 578 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,880 [chuckles] - OH, HI. 579 00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:42,480 I WAS LOOKING FOR CHARLIE. 580 00:22:42,510 --> 00:22:43,510 - HE'S GONE HOME FOR THE DAY. 581 00:22:43,550 --> 00:22:46,050 - OH. YOU MUST BE SUE. 582 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,580 - YES. SUE COLLINI. 583 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:50,620 - MARCY, THE EX. 584 00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:52,890 - AH. - HE'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 585 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,730 - OH. 586 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,460 - OKAY, WELL, IF YOU JUST TELL HIM 587 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,660 THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR HIM, 588 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,430 I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM THIS BOTTLE OF-- 589 00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:03,570 - [coughs] 590 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,770 - [coughs] 591 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,740 SMOKER'S COUGH. LOVE THOSE MORE MENTHOLS. 592 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:13,640 - CHARLIE. 593 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,010 CHARLIE RUNKLE. 594 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,680 - YES. 595 00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:17,850 - ARE YOU INSIDE THAT WOMAN? 596 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,110 - I CAN EXPLAIN. 597 00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:21,550 - OH, JESUS CHRIST. - MARCY. 598 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,190 - MARCY, IT-- 599 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:25,720 - IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, SUE. 600 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:28,560 - MARCY, MARCY, DON'T GO. MARCY. 601 00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:30,760 - OH, GOD, OKAY. 602 00:23:30,790 --> 00:23:34,500 LET'S JUST KEEP MY ASS CLOSER TO THE GROUND, PLEASE. 603 00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:36,700 - THERE YOU GO. - OKAY. 604 00:23:36,730 --> 00:23:40,140 REMIND ME TO NEVER TAKE YOUR ADVICE AGAIN. 605 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,040 - YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME WHEN YOU'RE LIVING IN THE SUBURBS 606 00:23:42,070 --> 00:23:43,540 WITH THAT HOUSE 607 00:23:43,570 --> 00:23:45,870 WITH THE ATTACHED GARAGE OF YOUR DREAMS. 608 00:23:45,910 --> 00:23:47,840 - [chuckles] 609 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,240 - WOULD YOU LIKE A SMOKE? 610 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,250 - NO, I'VE BROKEN QUITE ENOUGH RULES 611 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,520 FOR ONE NIGHT, THANK YOU. 612 00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:54,880 - SPEAKING OF WHICH, UH, 613 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,490 PROBABLY WASN'T COOL OF ME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU 614 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,620 IN YOUR MOMENT OF WEAKNESS. 615 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:01,520 - NO, IT WASN'T. 616 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,490 BUT IN FAIRNESS, UH, ALL OF MY MOMENTS 617 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:05,990 ARE MOMENTS OF WEAKNESS NOW. 618 00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:07,260 - MM. 619 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:11,930 - SO WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME ANYWAY? 620 00:24:11,970 --> 00:24:14,140 - WELL, NOW THAT I'VE HAD AN UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL VIEW, 621 00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:17,940 I WOULD HAVE TO SAY NOTHING. 622 00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:19,270 - OH, COME ON, THAT OLD CHESTNUT? 623 00:24:19,310 --> 00:24:20,840 - MM? 624 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,950 - IT'S NOT ME, I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND THE RIGHT GUY? 625 00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:25,780 OH, MY GOD. - WHAT? 626 00:24:25,810 --> 00:24:27,750 - SHIT, HE'S HERE. - HIM WHO? 627 00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:28,820 - THE FIRE DUDE. 628 00:24:28,850 --> 00:24:31,150 - WOW, THE BALLS ON THAT GUY, THREE HOURS LATE. 629 00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:33,160 THEN AGAIN, YOU JUST HAD ANOTHER DUDE INSIDE YOU 630 00:24:33,190 --> 00:24:34,520 TEN MINUTES AGO. 631 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,220 - JILL. - HEY, ROSS. 632 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:38,860 - HEY. - YOU MADE IT. 633 00:24:38,890 --> 00:24:40,630 - YEAH, YOU MUST REALLY HATE ME RIGHT NOW. 634 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:42,260 - SHE DOES. 635 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:45,530 - UM, YEAH. THAT'S NOT A LIE. 636 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,040 I, UM-- [clears throat] 637 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,170 THIS IS-- 638 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,310 - UH, THIS IS DR. HENRY MOODY. I'M HER THESIS ADVISOR. 639 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,810 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 640 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,240 I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK THAT JILL MADE YOU UP, 641 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,310 THAT YOU WERE A FIGMENT OF HER IMAGINATION. 642 00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:58,710 - WELL, I'M HOPING YOU'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE 643 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:00,980 TO EXPLAIN, YOU KNOW, UNLESS I'M TOO LATE. 644 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:03,820 MAYBE I'VE-- MAYBE I MISSED MY CHANCE. 645 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,290 - WELL, NORMALLY SHE'S A REAL STICKLER 646 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,890 FOR VERITIES AND BALDERDASH, 647 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,660 BUT IF YOU WERE OUT SAVING LIVES, 648 00:25:08,690 --> 00:25:10,160 I THINK AN EXCEPTION CAN BE MADE 649 00:25:10,190 --> 00:25:12,960 FOR A REAL LIFE FIRE DUDE. DON'T YOU THINK? 650 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,030 WHAT WERE YOU JUST SAYING, YOU WANT ANOTHER FUCKING DRINK? 651 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:16,970 - YES. - JUST NOW. YOU WERE, RIGHT? 652 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,900 - I WAS. I--I NEED ANOTHER FUCKING DRINK. 653 00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:22,040 - YEAH. AND SPRING FOR THE GOOD STUFF. 654 00:25:22,070 --> 00:25:24,310 GET THE TOP SHELF. DON'T BE CHEAP. 655 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:25,910 - SEE YOU IN CLASS, PROFESSOR. 656 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:28,710 - MM-HMM. 657 00:25:28,740 --> 00:25:30,050 - [giggling] 658 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,180 THERE'S MY DAD. 659 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:33,780 - HEY. WHAT HAVE YOU TWO BEEN UP TO? 660 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:35,320 LATE NIGHT SWIM, MIDNIGHT TENNIS MATCH? 661 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:39,020 - WE, UM, JUST WALKED DOWN TO CAMPUS TO GET SOME PIZZA. 662 00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:41,120 - PIZZA? 663 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,990 - YES, PIZZA. - HMM. 664 00:25:45,030 --> 00:25:46,900 COME CLOSER. - WHY? 665 00:25:46,930 --> 00:25:49,900 - I WANT TO SMELL YOU. 666 00:25:49,930 --> 00:25:55,300 [sniffing] 667 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:58,010 YOU SMELL LIKE PIZZA. 668 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,780 - BE CAREFUL, DON'T GET TOO CLOSE. 669 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:02,280 I FEEL A BURP COMING ON. 670 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:05,080 - YOU WOULDN'T. - I WOULD. 671 00:26:05,110 --> 00:26:08,250 AND REMEMBER, SOMETIMES BURPS SMELL WORSE THAN FARTS. 672 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,720 - IS THAT A THREAT? 673 00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:11,220 - YOU GUYS ARE SO GROSS. 674 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,020 - WHAT, THERE'S NO BODILY FUNCTIONS AT THE DEANERY? 675 00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:14,360 JUST CATERED AFFAIRS? 676 00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:16,960 - [laughs] 677 00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:20,200 HEY, DAD, DON'T PICK ME UP TILL NOON TOMORROW, OKAY? 678 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,900 - OKAY, SWEETIE. 679 00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:26,740 - [laughs] 680 00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:30,110 - VERY CHEERFUL. VERY CHEERFUL. 681 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,740 - * SHADOWS ARE FALLING 682 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:36,910 - ONE NIGHT, FELIX. THAT'S IT. ALL RIGHT? 683 00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:38,910 - UNDERSTOOD. 684 00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:40,180 - I JUST, I CAN'T GO BACK THERE TONIGHT. 685 00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:43,120 I CAN'T FACE HER. NOT AFTER THIS HUMILIATION. 686 00:26:43,150 --> 00:26:44,820 - REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THIS HUMILIATION 687 00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:46,920 IS DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHERS. 688 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,660 I'M GONNA NEED SOME EGGS BENEDICT TOMORROW, BLUE MAN. 689 00:26:49,690 --> 00:26:50,490 - THAT I CAN DO. 690 00:26:50,530 --> 00:26:52,730 WHAT I CANNOT DO IS RESIST THE ALLURE 691 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,700 OF A POWERFUL WOMAN. 692 00:26:54,730 --> 00:26:57,830 - SO WE'RE 100% SURE SHE'S 100% WOMAN, RIGHT? 693 00:26:57,870 --> 00:27:01,000 THE BALLS OF STEEL THING IS JUST METAPHORICAL? 694 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,440 - YOU KNOW WHAT DID THE TRICK, HANK? 695 00:27:04,470 --> 00:27:07,140 WHAT SET ME OVER THE EDGE AFTER WEEKS OF RESISTING, 696 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:09,710 ONE TINY LITTLE COMPLIMENT ABOUT MY AGENTING. 697 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:11,110 THAT'S IT. 698 00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:12,310 THAT'S ALL IT TAKES TO MAKE A MAN COME ACROSS. 699 00:27:12,350 --> 00:27:14,780 WE ARE NOT COMPLICATED CREATURES. 700 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:16,380 - DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 701 00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:19,290 YOU WERE SEXUALLY HARASSED TONIGHT. 702 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,220 AS WAS I. 703 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:24,060 NO MAN CAN WITHSTAND THAT KIND OF PRESSURE. 704 00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:25,190 - YEAH, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHERE I'D BE 705 00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:26,390 IF I'D BEEN JUST A TINY BIT STRONGER? 706 00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:29,200 BACK IN THE PROMISED LAND. 707 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,300 THE WHOLE PACKAGE, MAN. 708 00:27:30,330 --> 00:27:32,200 MY OWN HOUSE, MY OWN BED, 709 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:35,700 MY OWN WIFE. 710 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:38,470 - NEXT YEAR, MY HEBREW FRIEND. 711 00:27:38,510 --> 00:27:40,910 NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM. 712 00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:44,350 - * IT'S NOT DARK YET 713 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:45,980 * BUT IT'S GETTING THERE 714 00:27:46,010 --> 00:27:53,990 * 715 00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:12,270 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 51189

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