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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,360 PREVIOUSLY ON "CALIFORNICATION"... FUCK! 2 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:14,600 I THOUGHT I SAW A GREEN LIGHT THERE. NO. 3 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:16,330 SHUT UP AND FUCK ME. 4 00:00:16,670 --> 00:00:18,770 OH, AAH! 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,070 UGH. ARE YOU OKAY? 6 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,770 [ GASPS ] 7 00:00:21,810 --> 00:00:22,810 OH. 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:23,740 Hank: I DON'T WANT TO LOSE 9 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:27,080 THE MOST COMPELLING PART OF MY BOOK, SO... 10 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,510 I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT LEW. 11 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:31,150 IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN, YOU JUST HAVE TO ASK ME OUT. 12 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,820 HOLY GUACAMOLE! 13 00:00:36,850 --> 00:00:39,790 I'M THIS CLOSE TO BOOKING YOU A ROOM AT WISHES. 14 00:00:39,820 --> 00:00:41,060 WHAT HAPPENED TO PROMISES? 15 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:44,360 PROMISES OF MALIBU IS NO LONGER IN THE RUNKLE FAMILY BUDGET. 16 00:00:44,390 --> 00:00:46,330 WISHES IS IN OXNARD. 17 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:49,700 MY DIRTY, LITTLE WHORE OF A NOSE IS SORRY THAT SHE LET YOU DOWN. 18 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:52,240 I PROMISE WE WON'T HAVE ANY FUN WHILE YOU'RE GONE. 19 00:00:52,270 --> 00:00:53,700 I'M KING OF FUCK MOUNTAIN! 20 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:54,740 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] WELL, YOU EARNED IT. 21 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:57,670 Woman: Charlie, where the hell's my daughter? 22 00:00:57,710 --> 00:00:59,680 She doesn't pick up. She doesn't call. 23 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:01,610 SON OF A BITCH! 24 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,450 Marcy: THIS IS REHAB, OKAY? 25 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:11,820 I GOT TO TELL YOU ALL THE BAD SHIT I DID. 26 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:14,220 Charlie: SO, UH, WHAT? YOU HOCKED EVERYTHING. 27 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:15,290 IS THAT IT? 28 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:17,160 THE CARTIER LOVE BRACELET, 29 00:01:17,190 --> 00:01:20,330 THE VENETIAN GLASS WE GOT ON OUR HONEYMOON... 30 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,800 HEY, I DIDN'T SELL THAT CERAMIC BOWL 31 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:23,530 THAT THEY GAVE US AS A WEDDING PRESENT. 32 00:01:23,570 --> 00:01:24,770 OH, WELL. 33 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,270 I-I MADE THAT FOR YOU. 34 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:29,270 I KNOW. IT'S SPECIAL AS SHIT TO ME. 35 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:33,410 THAT'S FOR YOU, BY THE WAY. I MADE IT IN ART THERAPY. 36 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,540 REALLY? MM-HMM. 37 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:36,150 YOU'RE WELCOME. THANK YOU. 38 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:39,420 I WILL, UH... TREASURE IT ALWAYS. 39 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:41,150 JESUS CHRIST! MARCE! IS THERE MORE? 40 00:01:41,190 --> 00:01:42,420 IS THAT IT? WHAT? 41 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:43,590 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 42 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:46,820 JUST THE THING WITH THE WAITER AT THE AIRPORT CHILI'S. 43 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:47,860 MARCY! 44 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:51,530 I NEED TO FESS UP, OKAY? IT'S PART OF THE PROCESS. 45 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,830 THERE WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TONGUE. 46 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:57,330 I WAS GONNA GET ON THE PLANE TO SEE MY MOTHER -- I SWEAR. 47 00:01:57,370 --> 00:02:01,710 BUT THE GUY HAD SOME BLOW. ONE THING LEAD TO ANOTHER... 48 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:02,640 WE MADE OUT A LITTLE. 49 00:02:02,670 --> 00:02:04,610 ENOUGH. YOU KNOW, JUST -- JUST STOP, OKAY? 50 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,540 I MEAN, IF I WERE DOING ANYTHING LIKE THAT, 51 00:02:06,580 --> 00:02:08,950 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT, WOULD YOU? 52 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:11,550 YOU ABSOLUTELY WOULD NOT WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 53 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:13,550 WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY ABSOLUTELY. 54 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:15,750 AND Y-YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 55 00:02:15,790 --> 00:02:17,690 REMEMBER? WITH DANI? YOU DID. 56 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,960 YOU WENT OFF THE DEEP END, AND WHAT DID I DO, RUNKLE? 57 00:02:20,990 --> 00:02:23,690 I STOOD BY YOU. I FORGAVE YOUR ASS. 58 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:25,700 AND THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING. I MEAN, HE'S HERE. 59 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:26,930 HE'S STANDING BY YOU. 60 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,830 YOU KNOW, THIS IS GONNA BE ROUGH, HONEY. 61 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:32,300 YOU'RE JUST IN THE FIRST WEEK. 62 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:34,340 BUT YOU GUYS, YOU'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS. 63 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:37,710 YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA BE STRONGER IN THE PLACES THAT ARE BROKEN. 64 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,840 LIKE HEMINGWAY SAID. 65 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,550 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU GUYS. 66 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,580 WELL, FORTUNATELY, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO FIND OUT. 67 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,490 WE SHOULD GO, GIVE THEM SOME SPACE. 68 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,960 OKAY. ADIEU, COKIE SMURF. 69 00:02:53,990 --> 00:02:57,330 YOU LOOK MUCH BETTER WITHOUT THAT GIANT MONKEY ON YOUR BACK. 70 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,960 MNH-MNH. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 71 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,900 WHAT? YOU WANT TONGUE? 72 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,370 I WANT EVERYBODY IN. COME ON, YOU TWO. 73 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,470 LITERALLY? LIKE A GROUP HUG? 74 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,800 YES. PLEASE? 75 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,440 [ CHUCKLES ] 76 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:09,740 ALL RIGHT. 77 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:15,710 OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. FEEL THE LOVE. 78 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:16,850 I'M FEELING THE LOVE. 79 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,150 THE LOVE IS STRONG. 80 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:20,750 I'M FEELING SOMETHING POKING ME ON MY LEFT, IS WHAT I'M FEELING. 81 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:22,720 I GOT A BRO-NER. 82 00:04:05,730 --> 00:04:07,430 Lew: WATCH AND LEARN. 83 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:08,930 Hank: MM-HMM. 84 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:11,570 ARE YOU, UH, SWINGING ON THE EXHALE OR THE INHALE? 85 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,570 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 86 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,770 [ LAUGHS ] 87 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,670 OH, YOU HOOKED IT. 88 00:04:15,710 --> 00:04:17,470 EH. GATOR BALL. 89 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:18,410 A LITTLE HOOK. 90 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,980 OKAY, IF I HIT ONE BALL WAY THE FUCK OVER 91 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:24,550 INTO HOUDINI'S FRONT YARD, THEN YOU HAVE TO TELL ME, RIGHT? 92 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:26,750 EVERYTHING JANIE SAID ABOUT YOU? YEAH. 93 00:04:26,780 --> 00:04:28,720 NO WAY. I DON'T INTERVIEW AND TELL. 94 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:29,850 UGH! 95 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:31,990 HOOK! CAPTAIN HOOK. 96 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:35,430 COME ON, MOODY. IT'S MY FUCKIN' LIFE. 97 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:37,460 NO, NOT ANYMORE IT'S NOT. IT'S MY BOOK. 98 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:39,330 BESIDES, I'M NOT WAGERING ON THIS GAME. 99 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,200 YOU INVENTED IT. 100 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:42,570 YOU MADE UP ALL THE BULLSHIT RULES. 101 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,700 YAH! 102 00:04:43,730 --> 00:04:44,530 RUN, YOU CUNT! 103 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:46,440 OOH, THAT WAS ALL RIGHT. IT CAME BACK. 104 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,610 KIND OF A METAPHOR FOR LIFE, ISN'T IT, LAD? 105 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,970 YEAH, IT'S ASHBY'S WORLD. WE ALL JUST LIVE IN IT. 106 00:04:51,010 --> 00:04:53,810 COME ON. I'VE BEEN GOOD LATELY. I HAVEN'T SEEN MIA ONCE. 107 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:56,980 SHE'S BEEN BUSY DOING, UH, PUBLICITY FOR THIS, UH, BOOK SHE WROTE. 108 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:59,450 WHAT IS THAT -- A MEMOIR OR SOMETHING? 109 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:00,650 OR SOMETHING. 110 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,890 OOH. WHEW! 111 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,990 COME ON, GIVE ME A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR! 112 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:06,820 ALL RIGHT! I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW I KNOW THIS, 113 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:10,060 BUT THE BEVERLY HILLS HUSBAND -- DEFINITELY CHEATING. 114 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:11,960 NO SHIT. 115 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,900 NO SHIT. I'LL KNOW MORE WHEN I SEE HER TONIGHT. 116 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:15,870 YOU'RE GONNA SEE HER TONIGHT? MM-HMM. 117 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,830 YOUR LABIA GOT IN THE WAY OF THAT ONE. 118 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:20,000 IT'S, UH... FRIDAY NIGHT. YEAH. 119 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,870 YOU CAN'T SEE HER TONIGHT. 120 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:25,380 THAT -- THAT'S WEIRD. IT'S LIKE A...A DATE. 121 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:27,040 WHAT -- TWO PEOPLE OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER 122 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,680 CAN'T RENDEZVOUS AFTER 7:00 P.M.? 123 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:29,910 IT'S AUTOMATICALLY A DATE? 124 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,380 IN ASHBY'S WORLD. 125 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:32,920 OOH! OHH! 126 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:34,120 I LIKE THAT. 127 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,890 [ LAUGHS ] 128 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:40,160 NO, MARCY'S STILL OUT OF TOWN, 129 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:44,390 BUT I COULD SQUEEZE YOU IN WITH OXSANA TUESDAY AT 4:00. 130 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:49,830 OKAY. GREAT. WE'LL SEE YOU THEN. BYE. 131 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:51,570 HOW'S THE PATIENT? 132 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,070 REQUIRING ALL MY PATIENCE. 133 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,100 LISTEN, DAISY, 134 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:56,770 I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR FILLING IN LIKE THIS. 135 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:59,010 EH! NO PROBLEM. IT'S FUN. 136 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,080 FUN? 137 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,410 RESCHEDULING ALL MARCY'S APPOINTMENTS, 138 00:06:02,450 --> 00:06:04,010 DEALING WITH ANGRY CLIENTS... 139 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:06,680 HEY, IT'S A LOT EASIER THAN GETTING CUM SHOT IN YOUR EYE 140 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:07,920 AND PRETENDING TO LIKE IT. 141 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,720 AND ALL WEEK LONG I'VE KIND OF FELT SPECIAL, 142 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,890 YOU KNOW, LIKE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS 143 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,430 IN THE MOVIES WHO WORKS IN AN OFFICE. 144 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:17,830 LIKE "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" OR SOMETHING. 145 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:21,470 YEAH, WELL, THOSE GIRLS ALL GENERALLY GET PAID. 146 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,600 I AM NOT HELPING OUT AROUND HERE TO GET PAID. 147 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:24,430 YOU GUYS TOOK ME IN. 148 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:26,200 YOU MADE ME A PART OF YOUR FAMILY. 149 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,610 WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF "FAMILY" IS THE RIGHT WORD. 150 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,140 OH, YOU MEAN 'CAUSE OF OUR LENGTHY... 151 00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:32,980 DON'T WORRY. I GET IT. 152 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:35,750 I...KNOW IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN. 153 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:36,950 YOU DO? 154 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,150 YEAH! 155 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:41,020 DON'T SWEAT IT. I'M ALREADY LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO LIVE. 156 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:42,090 OH. 157 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,560 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE GUEST ROOM IS YOURS UNTIL YOU -- 158 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:47,220 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] OH, EXCUSE ME. 159 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:49,560 GLAMOROUS AND IMPORTANT WORK TO DO. 160 00:06:54,730 --> 00:06:56,070 [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ] 161 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:57,730 YOU KAREN? 162 00:06:57,770 --> 00:06:59,670 WHO'S ASKIN'? 163 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:00,870 I WORK FOR LEW ASHBY. 164 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:04,070 YOU'RE A LONG WAY FROM LAUREL CANYON. 165 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:05,610 HERE. 166 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,880 WHAT? WHAT IS THAT? 167 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:13,020 IT JUST SAYS "GET IN THE CAR." 168 00:07:13,050 --> 00:07:15,020 HE'S NOT ONE FOR WORDS. 169 00:07:15,050 --> 00:07:16,620 WE'LL HAVE YOU BACK BY 11:00. 170 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:17,650 BACK FROM WHERE? WHAT THE -- 171 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:19,620 I CAN'T SAY EXACTLY. 172 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:22,030 BUT I CAN SAY IT'S SUPREMELY AWESOME. 173 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:25,060 YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO GET IN THAT CAR WITH YOU? 174 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:27,160 WHAT? YOU GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO DO? 175 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,500 IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. 176 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:30,000 COME ON. 177 00:07:30,030 --> 00:07:31,270 OKAY. 178 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:33,870 * WHEN I CAME UP FROM OUTTA THE MEAT LOCKER * 179 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:34,900 YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 180 00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:37,870 WE COULD ALWAYS GRAB A BOX OF THEIR BEST CHARDONNAY 181 00:07:37,910 --> 00:07:39,140 AND DRINK IT AT THE BUS STOP. 182 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:40,540 YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WOULD 183 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:42,150 TAKE ME ANYWHERE I WANTED TO GO TONIGHT. 184 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,950 WELL, I DID, AND I MEANT IT. 185 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:46,550 BUT I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE BURGERS AT THE APPLE PAN. 186 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:48,180 OH, SO YOU'RE A CHEAP DATE. 187 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:50,990 JUST BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER 188 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:52,620 RENDEZVOUS AFTER 7:00 P.M. 189 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:54,790 DOESN'T NECESSARILY MAKE IT A DATE. 190 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:57,560 I THINK LEW WOULD DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THAT. 191 00:07:57,590 --> 00:07:58,700 HE HAS. YEAH. 192 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:00,130 SO HE KNOWS WE'RE OUT TONIGHT? 193 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,060 SHE ASKED 194 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:03,270 BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY STILL GIVES A DAMN. 195 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:04,730 WHAT ABOUT YOU, YOUR HUSBAND? 196 00:08:04,770 --> 00:08:06,940 WHERE DOES THE ONE THAT YOU GAVE YOUR TROTH TO -- 197 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:08,610 WHERE DOES HE THINK YOU ARE TONIGHT? 198 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,170 HE TOOK THE KIDS TO LEGOLAND FOR THE WEEKEND. 199 00:08:10,210 --> 00:08:10,840 LEGOLAND! 200 00:08:10,870 --> 00:08:12,740 LEGOLAND. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 201 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:14,910 PLUS, HE FEELS VENICE IS TOO DANGEROUS. 202 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:16,750 HE DOESN'T LIKE TO COME HERE. 203 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:19,650 WELL, IN YOUR CASE, HE MAY BE RIGHT. 204 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,850 AAH! 205 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,090 LOOK AT THIS MONSTROSITY. 206 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,620 OH, I LIKE THIS ONE. 207 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:25,690 YOU DO?! 208 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,660 YEAH, IT LOOKS HOW I FEEL. 209 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:29,630 WHAT'S THAT -- ALIENATED? 210 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:32,030 NAUSEOUS? CULTURALLY DISPOSSESSED? 211 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:33,030 NO. 212 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:34,700 HORNY. 213 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:36,730 [ COUGHS ] 214 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:38,700 CHEESE CUBE. HANK? 215 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:39,670 [ COUGHING ] 216 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,270 HANK, ARE YOU -- ARE YOU OKAY? IS HE OKAY? 217 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:43,870 IT JUST WENT DOWN THE WRONG PIPE. 218 00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:45,010 OOH. HEY. 219 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,840 [ COUGHS ] 220 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,080 WHOO! 221 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,810 CHEESE CUBE. [ COUGHS ] 222 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:51,750 HI. I'M JANIE. 223 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,120 HI. SONJA. 224 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:54,880 OH, SONJA. WHEN ARE YOU DUE? 225 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,290 OH, GOD. SIX MORE WEEKS. 226 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,960 WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 227 00:08:58,990 --> 00:09:01,590 SO HOW DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 228 00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:03,590 UH... 229 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,060 LOOK WHO'S HERE. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 230 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:07,600 LOOK AT THAT. THE...[ IMITATES VOMITING ] 231 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:08,630 OH, YEAH. 232 00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:11,300 SONJA AND I, WE HAVE NO SECRETS. 233 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:13,300 UH, YEAH, HANK IS THE FATHER. 234 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:16,170 ALLEGED FATHER... OF SONJA'S BUMP. 235 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:18,680 WOW. OKAY. WOW. 236 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:20,210 IT'S NICE THAT YOU'RE HERE. 237 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,810 I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D BE, YOU KNOW, AT A PLACE LIKE THIS. 238 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:24,180 I DIDN'T. THIS IS JULIAN'S GALLERY. 239 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:25,920 OH, NO, I DID NOT KNOW THAT. 240 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:27,620 OKAY, AND NOW THAT YOU DO, 241 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,220 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET DOWN HERE AGAIN, WILL YOU? 242 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,350 PROBABLY NOT. 243 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:33,120 SLIPPERY -- SLIPPERY GUY, THIS ONE. 244 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,190 OH, VERY SLIPPERY, YEAH. WHO'S JULIAN? 245 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:38,290 JULIAN SELF, THE -- THE ARTIST WITHIN. 246 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:39,630 THERE HE IS. 247 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:41,930 SALVADOR DALí. YEAH. 248 00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:43,670 OH, MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT. 249 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,900 I-I-I -- YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNEW IT. 250 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,000 LOOK HOW LATE IT IS. 251 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,710 YOU KNOW, WE'RE -- WE'RE, UH, 252 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:51,040 HOPPING FROM GALLERY TO GALLERY TONIGHT. 253 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:52,780 "GALLERY-HOPPING" I THINK THEY CALL IT. 254 00:09:52,810 --> 00:09:54,280 AND WE'VE GOT ANOTHER THING TO GET TO. 255 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:55,750 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANOTHER THING. 256 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:56,550 OH, NO, WE DO. 257 00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:58,310 NO, NO, YOU CAN'T GO. YOU CANNOT -- 258 00:09:58,350 --> 00:10:00,950 YOU CANNOT LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING HELLO TO JULIAN. 259 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:02,790 NO, I THINK WE CAN. WE COULD. 260 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:05,660 YOU PROMISED WE COULD DO ANYTHING I WANTED TONIGHT. 261 00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:07,660 I DID? THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME. 262 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,960 LEAD THE WAY, SONJA. 263 00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:11,190 YOU DON'T KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH 264 00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:13,160 TO TORTURE ME IN THIS FASHION. 265 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,310 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] SHIT, MARCY! 266 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:24,770 ALL THE PETTY CASH, TOO? 267 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,310 OH, HEY. HEY, HEY, I'M SORRY. 268 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,050 UM, LISTEN. [ CHUCKLES ] 269 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,250 LOOK, I KNOW IT PROBABLY TOOK A LOT OF COURAGE 270 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,450 JUST TO WALK IN HERE, BUT ACTUALLY WE'RE CLOSED. 271 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,350 IN FACT, WE DON'T REALLY EVEN, YOU KNOW, DO MEN. 272 00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:39,420 IS DAISY HERE? 273 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:43,330 DAISY. NO, LISTEN, PAL. NO MáS APPOINTMENTS TODAY. 274 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,060 OKAY? I JUST -- I FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR IS ALL. 275 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:47,900 OH, UM... WE'RE GOING OUT. 276 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:49,300 ON A DATE? 277 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:50,300 YEAH. 278 00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:52,070 HEY. 279 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:54,340 WOW! 280 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:55,810 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 281 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,980 YOU DO! YOU LOOK -- 282 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:02,180 I WAS JUST MEETING YOUR FRIEND. 283 00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:04,010 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME. 284 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:06,950 OH, STEVE, THIS IS MY BOSS, CHARLIE RUNKLE. 285 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:08,120 NICE TO MEET YOU, STEVE. 286 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:09,990 NICE TO MEET YOU. 287 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:12,090 SO...HAVE YOU GOT A JOB, STEVE? 288 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,990 SOME MEANS OF SUPPORT? 289 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:15,890 OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. 290 00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:18,830 UM, I WORK ACROSS THE STREET AT THE SHARPER IMAGE. 291 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:20,360 SHARPER IMAGE. 292 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,070 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT DONE WITH WORK, 293 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,130 I CAN JUST WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE IF YOU'D LIKE. 294 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:26,340 OH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. OKAY. 295 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:32,240 SEEMS NICE. 296 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,780 DON'T YOU MEAN "BORING AS SHIT"? 297 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:36,450 THANKS FOR COVERING FOR ME, BY THE WAY. 298 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,920 WE BOTH KNOW I'M NOT REALLY THE GIRL 299 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,950 WHO WORKS AT THE FRONT DESK. 300 00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:45,490 HEY, HEY. SURE YOU ARE. YOU'RE ANY GIRL YOU WANT TO BE. 301 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,790 YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT WITH THIS GUY. 302 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:49,460 HE ASKED, AND I FIGURED "WHAT THE HELL? 303 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:51,800 DO SOMETHING NORMAL FOR A CHANGE." 304 00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:54,130 BUT I COULD TELL HIM SOMETHING CAME UP WITH WORK 305 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,500 AND STAY... HELP YOU WITH THE BOOKS. 306 00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:59,000 YEAH, BECAUSE THAT WOULDN'T BE AT ALL DYSFUNCTIONAL. 307 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,870 NO, NO, YOU SHOULD GO. 308 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:03,070 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD GO OUT TONIGHT 309 00:12:03,110 --> 00:12:05,440 ON A NORMAL DATE WITH A NORMAL GUY 310 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:09,310 BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUNG AND NORMAL. 311 00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:12,150 AND THAT'S WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE NORMALLY DO. 312 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:14,550 OKAY. 313 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,220 DON'T WORK TOO HARD. 314 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,490 [ CHUCKLES ] 315 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:23,330 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 316 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,360 DON'T YOU FUCK HIM TOO HARD. 317 00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:27,030 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] 318 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,980 [ LILI HAYDN'S "SADDEST SUNSET" PLAYS ] 319 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,830 JUST IN TIME. 320 00:13:01,870 --> 00:13:05,940 HEY. I HAD NO IDEA THEY, UM, THEY STARTED SO PROMPTLY. 321 00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:11,010 I MEAN, "LILI HAYDN, THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL, 8:30." 322 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,080 I TAKE IT YOU DON'T LIKE THE CROWDS. 323 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,350 I HAVE, UH, ISSUES. 324 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,350 [ Sarcastically ] OH, YOU DO? 325 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:27,490 * THEY CAN CHANGE IN AN INSTANT * 326 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,590 SO...YOU THINK YOU MIGHT STAY? 327 00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:35,260 I MIGHT. I MEAN, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL EVENING, RIGHT? 328 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,230 WHERE ARE WE GONNA SIT? 329 00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:40,240 MAYBE WE CAN SQUEEZE UP FRONT. I KNOW PEOPLE. 330 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,240 OKAY. 331 00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:59,460 Hank: SO DO YOU USE FLAVORED WAX FOR THIS 332 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,560 OR JUST, LIKE, SURFBOARD WAX? 333 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,460 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HOSPITAL YOU'RE GOING TO -- 334 00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:05,460 OH, GOD, NO. 335 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:07,660 YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. NO HOSPITALS. 336 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,230 WE'RE HAVING HOME WATER BIRTH. 337 00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:12,240 EASES THE BIRTH TRAUMA. 338 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:15,600 AND, UM, IT'S, UH, MUCH MORE SENSUAL FOR A WOMAN. 339 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,240 IT FACILITATES THE BIRTH ORGASM. 340 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,380 OH. 341 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:22,310 HEY, SO -- SO IN A POOL THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN? YEAH. 342 00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:25,350 SO YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING SO MUCH A BOY OR GIRL AS A SEA-MONKEY. 343 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:26,380 HANK. 344 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:28,150 AMPHIBIOUS. 345 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,390 IT'S ACTUALLY -- IT'S A BOY. 346 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,360 WE HAVE A HOME ULTRASOUND MACHINE. 347 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:33,220 WE DO IT EVERY WEEK. 348 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,090 DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU ABOUT THAT? 349 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,630 ABOUT THE HOME ULTRASOUND MACHINE? 350 00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:39,030 YES, BUT I -- OF COURSE I ASSUMED YOU HAD ONE. 351 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:40,500 DOESN'T EVERYBODY? I KNOW I DO. 352 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,970 HANK HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN 353 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,400 SO INVOLVED IN ALL THIS PREGNANCY STUFF. 354 00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:46,470 AND THAT IS A CHOICE THAT HANK WILL LIVE TO REGRET. 355 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,610 JANE, HAVE YOU, UH, EXPERIENCED GIVING BIRTH? 356 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,410 YES, UH-HUH. YES, I HAVE. 357 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:55,040 AHH, BUT YOU HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED A BIRTH ORGASM, HAVE YOU? 358 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,280 NO, I DID NOT. MNH-MNH. 359 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,980 YOU KNOW, I THINK -- YOU KNOW, 360 00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:00,350 MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET JULIAN DO A READING FOR YOU. 361 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:02,120 HE CAN GAUGE YOUR NEGATIVITY. 362 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:02,950 NO, I'M GOOD. 363 00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:04,520 I THINK HE'S GAUGING IT RIGHT NOW. 364 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,260 NO, I THINK WE'RE GOOD. NO, WE HAVE TO GET GOING. 365 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:08,020 WE HAVE THAT NEXT THING. WHAT THING? 366 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:11,090 YOU DON'T WANT TO STAY AND HEAR MORE ABOUT THE BIRTH ORGASM? 367 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,430 JANE... WHAT? 368 00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,630 YOU HAVE VERY BEAUTIFUL EYES. I DO? 369 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:19,200 YES, AND WHATEVER PAIN YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED IN THIS LIFE 370 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,240 YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY TRANSCENDED. 371 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,370 UH-HUH. ARE YOU MENSTRUATING RIGHT NOW? 372 00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:25,110 AM I...MENSTRUATING? 373 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,380 AND WE'RE DONE. 374 00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:28,080 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THAT WAS A GOOD TIME. 375 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,650 HANK, HANK, COME ON. DON'T GO. WE'RE HAVING FUN. 376 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,550 I MEAN, HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. IT WASN'T SEXUAL. 377 00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,620 OF COURSE IT'S SEXUAL. 378 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:35,750 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH EXPRESSING A HEALTHY, 379 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:39,990 RESPECTFUL INTEREST IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SEXUALITY. 380 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,160 SEE, I'M MARRIED, SO... 381 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,260 OH, NOW YOU'RE MARRIED. 382 00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:43,160 I AM. I'M MARRIED. 383 00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:44,730 I THINK THAT HE'S SUGGESTING GROUP SEX. 384 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,660 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUGGESTING, RIGHT? 385 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:49,670 BY ALL MEANS. I MEAN, LOOK AT US. 386 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,500 THE FOUR OF US HAVE THIS INCREDIBLE PANSEXUAL CHEMISTRY. 387 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:55,140 YOU GO. I'M GONNA TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU. 388 00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:56,270 COME HERE. 389 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,270 DON'T RESIST. 390 00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:58,510 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 391 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,780 I JUST WANT IT SO BAD. I'M JUST NOT READY. 392 00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,510 I'M NOT READY. I'M NOT READY. 393 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:05,110 I'LL SEE YOU SOON, OKAY? 394 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:07,480 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 395 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,250 I LIKE HIM. 396 00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:21,360 HEY. DAISY, YOU'RE BACK. 397 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,170 YEAH, I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 398 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,100 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IS YOUR DATE OVER ALREADY? 399 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:29,040 NOT EXACTLY. I KIND OF BLEW IT OFF. 400 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,410 DAISY! 401 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,440 I KNOW! I KNOW! 402 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,280 HIGHLY DYSFUNCTIONAL. 403 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,510 BUT, YOU SEE, I FORGOT SOMETHING. 404 00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:38,050 WHAT'S THAT? 405 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,650 JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE "DIRTY DANCING." 406 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,050 FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WALLOW... 407 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:44,420 AT LEAST NOT ALONE. 408 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:47,160 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, CHARLIE RUNKLE? 409 00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:50,030 ARE YOU READY TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE? 410 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,560 [ PLASTIC CRINKLES ] 411 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,260 [ GASPS ] 412 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,400 [ CHUCKLES ] 413 00:16:57,430 --> 00:17:00,140 IT IS NOT EVERY DAY THAT YOU MEET A MAN 414 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:01,740 WHO HAS IMPREGNATED A CULT MEMBER. 415 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,540 WELL, THERE WERE A LOT OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES INVOLVED. 416 00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:06,240 IT WAS ONLY THE ONE TIME, SO... 417 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,210 WOW. SO YOUR BOYS ARE POTENT? 418 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,750 THEY WERE -- I'VE BEEN SNIPPED, 419 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,250 VASECTOMIZED, HAD MY TESTES DONE. 420 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,320 WOW. THAT IS SOME EXCELLENT FOREPLAY. 421 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,390 YOU LIKE THAT? THAT'S MY "A" MATERIAL. 422 00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:19,420 AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, I JUST COME RIGHT OUT AND ANNOUNCE MY INFERTILITY. 423 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:20,420 IT'S SEXY. 424 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:22,090 YEAH, IT'S WORKING FOR YOU, HUH? 425 00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:23,460 IT IS. IT REALLY TURNS A GIRL ON. 426 00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:26,830 OH, HEY, THAT REMINDS ME. I'VE GOT SOMETHING OF YOURS. 427 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,730 YOU...LEFT SOMETHING AT MY PLACE. 428 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,500 OH. YOUR NOTEBOOK. 429 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:36,370 WELL, I HOPE YOU FILLED IN ALL THE BLANKS FOR ME. 430 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:37,770 NAH, I FIGURED YOU COULD DO THAT, 431 00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:39,380 MAYBE FOLLOW ME BACK TO MY PLACE? 432 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:40,540 OW. 433 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,410 FOR THE PROVERBIAL NIGHTCAP? 434 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:44,110 YEAH. YEAH, WOW. 435 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,150 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 436 00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:48,350 I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS ON THAT VERY TEMPTING OFFER. 437 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:49,220 WOW. REJECTED. 438 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,650 WELL, NO, DON'T THINK OF IT THAT WAY. 439 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:53,460 UH, THINK OF IT... 440 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,690 I-I-I'M GAY. 441 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,230 [ LAUGHS ] YOU'RE GAY? 442 00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:57,660 I'M A BIG FAT GAY. [ LAUGHS ] 443 00:17:57,690 --> 00:17:58,830 WHY? BECAUSE I'M MARRIED? 444 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,660 WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED AND BECAUSE YOU'RE LEW'S GIRL 445 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:05,130 AND...'CAUSE I'M GETTING THE STRANGEST FEELING ABOUT YOU. 446 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,300 YEAH, YOU ARE? 447 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:09,310 YEAH, I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA SAY THIS OUT LOUD, 448 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:13,310 BUT I FEEL THAT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU JUST THE ONCE, 449 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:16,310 ALTHOUGH I'M SURE YOU WOULD ENJOY THE SHIT OUT OF IT. 450 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,710 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN. 451 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,580 NO? NO. 452 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,450 UH-OH. 453 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:24,590 MMM. 454 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,560 MEAN. 455 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,790 UH -- OH. 456 00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:33,230 YOU'RE...MMM... 457 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:36,170 MEAN, MEAN, MEAN, MEAN. YOU'RE JUST MEAN. 458 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,670 STILL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO. 459 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,640 WOW! 460 00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:43,940 SO I'M JUST, LIKE, WHAT, A STORY FOR YOUR BOOK? 461 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:47,810 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BAIT ME INTO CHANGING MY MIND, JANIE JONES. 462 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,280 BUT WAIT. ANSWER ME THIS, THOUGH. 463 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:53,550 WHAT IS SO SEXY ABOUT A MAN WHO'S BEEN VASECTOMIZED? 464 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:54,720 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 465 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,550 I GUESS IT SHOWS THAT YOU CAN COMMIT, 466 00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:01,190 THAT YOU CAN GIVE YOUR WHOLE HEART TO SOMEONE, 467 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,760 MAKE SACRIFICES TO PLEASE A WOMAN. 468 00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:04,960 SO YOU THINK A WOMAN MADE ME DO THIS, 469 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,900 SOME CASTRATING FEMALE? 470 00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,630 DEFINITELY DID THIS FOR A WOMAN. 471 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:10,600 YOU ARE NOT SOME STRAY DOG, HANK MOODY. 472 00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:12,440 YOU BELONG TO SOMEONE. 473 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:15,340 TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. 474 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,810 HEY, YOU KNOW, HE THROWS THESE, UH, HUGE PARTIES 475 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,810 AND THESE PEOPLE COME AND THEY DRINK HIS BOOZE, 476 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,910 AND THEY ACT LIKE THEY'RE HIS FRIENDS. 477 00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:25,310 YEAH, I'VE HEARD. 478 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:27,620 GUEST OF HONOR NEVER SHOWS. 479 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,490 [ CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 480 00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:43,830 * 'CAUSE I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE * 481 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,700 * AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU 482 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:48,900 I'M NOT SURE I CAN BEAR TO WATCH THE REST OF THIS. 483 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:53,210 IT'S PRETTY MUCH OVER ONCE BABY COMES OUT OF THE CORNER. 484 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:55,810 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 485 00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:01,420 WERE YOU EVEN ALIVE IN THE FALL OF 1987? 486 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,020 OF COURSE I WAS ALIVE. 487 00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:05,420 [ CHUCKLES ] IT WAS A GOOD TIME. 488 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:07,920 I WAS IN THE MAIL ROOM AT WILLIAM MORRIS. 489 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,590 MARCE WAS STILL AT N.Y.U. 490 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:12,300 ONE DAY, SOMEBODY BROKE IN TO HER DORM ROOM. 491 00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:15,700 SOME HOMELESS CRACK ADDICT SNUCK IN AND STOLE ALL HER JEWELRY, 492 00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:18,770 SO I TRIED TO THINK OF A MOVIE THAT MIGHT CHEER HER UP. 493 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,970 IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT? 494 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,710 WE HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY UP TO 57th STREET TO SEE IT -- 495 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:25,470 SOME CRAPPY LITTLE THEATER THAT'S NOT EVEN THERE ANYMORE. 496 00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:27,280 THE DUANE READE ACROSS THE STREET -- 497 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,610 WHERE I WENT IN TO BUY HER TWIZZLERS AND A DIET COKE -- 498 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:30,750 THAT'S STILL THERE. 499 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:34,880 CHARLIE, SHE'LL GET BETTER. 500 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,980 SHE'LL BE HOME SOON 501 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,450 AND EVERYTHING WILL GET BACK TO NORMAL. 502 00:20:38,490 --> 00:20:39,360 YEAH. YEAH, SURE. 503 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,720 SHE'LL QUIT THE BOLIVIAN MARCHING POWDER. 504 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,660 I'LL PUT MY LIBIDO BACK IN A BOX 505 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:44,630 AND RE-DON THE SUIT. 506 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,060 THEN THE WHOLE CYCLE CAN START OVER AGAIN. 507 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,860 WELL, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT MARRIAGE, 508 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,870 BUT IT DOESN'T SOUND SO ENTIRELY BAD TO ME. 509 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,310 YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ] 510 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,710 WHAT'S YOUR CHOICE, RIGHT? 511 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:01,580 I MEAN, YOU CHOOSE YOUR PARTNER, THEN YOU DO THE DANCE. 512 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,950 WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE? SIT THE WHOLE THING OUT? 513 00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:06,450 NO WAY. YOU CAN'T DO THAT, RIGHT? 514 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,220 MNH-MNH. 515 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,590 AND AT THE VERY LEAST, I MEAN... 516 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,320 ...YOU GOT TO DANCE THE LAST DANCE OF THE SEASON. 517 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,320 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. 518 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,330 I'M NOT SURE THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA. 519 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,760 WHAT?! I'M NOT TALKING ANYTHING CARNAL -- 520 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,830 JUST A SIMPLE BOX STEP. 521 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:26,570 I STAY IN MY DANCE SPACE, YOU STAY IN YOUR DANCE SPACE. 522 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,640 WELL... MAYBE THAT CAN WORK. 523 00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:33,340 EXCEPT I'M NOT VERY GOOD. 524 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:35,480 OH, WELL, ME NEITHER. 525 00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:41,750 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 526 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,100 HERE YOU ARE. Karen: THANK YOU. 527 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:03,370 RIGHT WHERE YOU STARTED. 528 00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:04,610 NONE THE WORSE FOR WEAR, HUH? 529 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:05,770 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 530 00:22:05,810 --> 00:22:07,040 YEAH. THANK YOU. 531 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,450 UM, REALLY, THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT NIGHT. 532 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,980 AND I APPRECIATE IT. 533 00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:15,080 WELL, IT'S NOT JUST THE MUSIC, RIGHT? 534 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,850 IT'S HOW AND...WHEN YOU HEAR IT. [ CLICKS ] 535 00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:19,790 THAT'S IT. YEAH. 536 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:21,560 OKAY. DON'T FORGET YOUR WORK STUFF. 537 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,460 THANK YOU. 538 00:22:23,490 --> 00:22:26,030 I DON'T GET TO SAY THAT A LOT. 539 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:28,730 UH, GIRLS THAT WORK AT JUMBO'S CLOWN ROOM 540 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,530 DON'T USUALLY HAVE BRIEFCASES AND SHIT. 541 00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:34,040 YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE THERE WOULDN'T BE 542 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:36,100 A WHOLE LOT OF USE FOR THAT, RIGHT? 543 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:38,910 SO, LEW, IT'S BEEN REAL. 544 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,740 YIKES. WE'RE GONNA SHAKE HANDS? 545 00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:41,580 YES, WE ARE. 546 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,910 IT'S, UH, MY DATE, MY RULES, RIGHT? 547 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,480 SO IT WAS A DATE? 548 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,490 UH-HUH. 549 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,190 WELL, ANYTIME TWO PEOPLE MEET AFTER 7:00 P.M., 550 00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:53,520 IT'S A DATE, RIGHT? 551 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,320 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. 552 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,520 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? 553 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,130 NOBODY HAS THE BALLS TO ACTUALLY SAY THAT THEY'RE ON A DATE. 554 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,530 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T SEEM TO LET GO OF YOUR HAND. I KNOW. 555 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,670 YOU KIND OF, SORT OF REMIND ME OF SOMEONE I ONCE KNEW. 556 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,070 OKAY, I DO? WELL, I KNOW. 557 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,470 YOU SHOULD TAKE HER TO THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL. 558 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:10,010 'CAUSE THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT DATE. SHE WOULD LOVE THAT. 559 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,210 MAYBE I WILL. I MEAN, I USED TO ALL THE TIME. 560 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,710 WE'D SIT IN THE CHEAP SEATS. 561 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:16,110 YOU KNOW, IF I EVER HAD ANOTHER CHANCE... 562 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:18,710 RIGHT. IF YOU EVER HAD ANOTHER CHANCE, YOU'D DO IT DIFFERENT. 563 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,480 WELL, EVERYBODY SAYS THAT, AND IT'S BULLSHIT 564 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,850 CAUSE YOU DO IT JUST THE SAME. 565 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,720 NO, NO, NO, NOT ME, I SWEAR. I LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES. 566 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:25,890 YOU DO? 567 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,020 TOTALLY. 568 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:27,890 [ LAUGHS ] 569 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,130 [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE INSANE! 570 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,600 HEY, I'M SORRY. I LIED. 571 00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:36,000 LIFE'S JUST TOO FUCKING BORING NOT TO TRY, OKAY? 572 00:23:36,030 --> 00:23:38,130 RIGHT. THAT IS TRUE. I WILL GIVE YOU THAT. 573 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,800 LEW, SERIOUSLY, THAT WAS AN AMAZING NIGHT. 574 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,710 A-AND LET'S NOT RUIN IT. 575 00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:44,940 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. I HAD A GREAT TIME. 576 00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:46,980 OKAY? THANK YOU. 577 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,180 I GUESS I'LL TAKE THAT IF IT'S ALL I CAN GET. 578 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,110 OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE NOT STILL TRYING! 579 00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:53,820 [ LAUGHS ] SORRY. TRUCE. 580 00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,120 YEAH, TRUCE. GOOD, GOOD. 581 00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:56,890 LET'S LEAVE ON A PEACEFUL NOTE. 582 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,720 BANG. 583 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,160 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 584 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,160 [ LAUGHS ] 585 00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:04,890 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 586 00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:09,570 Oh, my God. 587 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,930 [ GASPS ] 588 00:24:10,970 --> 00:24:13,070 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 589 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,780 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WOMAN? 590 00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:23,880 LOOK AT YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR KEYS OUT. 591 00:24:23,910 --> 00:24:25,010 YOU GOT ALL THOSE BAGS. 592 00:24:25,050 --> 00:24:26,780 YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THOSE VICTIMS 593 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:29,220 IN A SELF-DEFENSE INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO. 594 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,190 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 595 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,620 ANY DEVIANT COULD JUMP OUT AT YOU AT THIS POINT 596 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:34,290 AND...THEN A STRANGER COULD BE WAITING. 597 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,030 THERE IS A STRANGE GUY WAITING FOR ME. 598 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,060 WHO? ME? 599 00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:39,660 YEAH! WHAT?! 600 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:41,300 ARE YOU -- ARE YOU STALKING ME? 601 00:24:41,330 --> 00:24:42,700 STALKING YOU? MM-HMM. 602 00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:43,770 NO, IF I WAS STALKING YOU, 603 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,800 I WOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK YOU WHERE YOU'VE BEEN TONIGHT. 604 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,040 ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT? 605 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,910 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 606 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:51,910 GOOD. 'CAUSE I WON'T. 607 00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:54,580 WELL, D-DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN? 608 00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:56,610 BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN SOMEWHERE TONIGHT. 609 00:24:56,650 --> 00:24:57,610 NO, NOT ESPECIALLY. 610 00:24:57,650 --> 00:24:58,850 NO, I WANT TO TELL YOU. 611 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,950 LET ME JUST TELL YOU WHAT I DID NOT DO, OKAY? 612 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:02,850 I WENT ON A DATE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, 613 00:25:02,890 --> 00:25:04,650 AN AMAZING WOMAN -- NO, NO, NO! 614 00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:06,760 AND I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH HER. 615 00:25:06,790 --> 00:25:08,190 NOT? YEAH. 616 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,230 I JUST COCK-BLOCKED MYSELF. I REMAINED CHASTE. 617 00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,630 WOW. 618 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:13,700 I-I KEPT MY EYE ON THE BIG PICTURE. 619 00:25:13,730 --> 00:25:15,700 I EXERCISED SOME IMPULSE CONTROL. 620 00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:18,230 UH-HUH. TILL THE MOMENT THAT YOU HAD TO GET IN YOUR CAR 621 00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:20,140 AND DRIVE HERE AND TELL ME ABOUT IT? 622 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,870 WELL, YEAH, THAT IMPULSE I DID NOT CONTROL. 623 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,210 NO, I WANTED TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU. 624 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,310 WELL, THANK YOU. I'M -- I'M GONNA... 625 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:27,810 I'M GONNA GO. UM... 626 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:28,640 WELL... 627 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,650 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 628 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,980 HOW AM I LOOKING AT YOU? 629 00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:36,020 LIKE YOU WANT A REWARD OR SOMETHING. 630 00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:37,720 YOU HAVE SOMETHING? 631 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,150 I HAVE A LITTLE BISCUIT. 632 00:25:39,190 --> 00:25:40,360 YOU HAVE A BISCUIT? 633 00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:41,990 A LITTLE COOKIE FOR YOU. 634 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:43,660 HANK. 635 00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:56,270 THAT WAS VERY REWARDING. 636 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:59,140 I JUST HAD TO CHECK TO SEE, YOU KNOW, 637 00:25:59,170 --> 00:26:02,650 IF I COULD STILL BREAK THROUGH THAT IMPULSE CONTROL OF YOURS. 638 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,210 APPARENTLY, YOU CAN. 639 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,810 THANK GOD. 640 00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:11,650 HEY, IS BECCA REALLY AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE TONIGHT? 641 00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:12,660 MM-HMM. 642 00:26:12,690 --> 00:26:13,960 SHE'S NOT WITH DAMIEN? 643 00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:16,190 [ EXHALES HEAVILY ] NO. COME ON. 644 00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:17,790 ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE? 645 00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:19,390 NO, BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE. 646 00:26:19,430 --> 00:26:20,700 [ CLICKS TONGUE ] 647 00:26:20,730 --> 00:26:22,160 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 648 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,230 WELL, OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 649 00:26:24,270 --> 00:26:26,300 UM... 650 00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:29,000 I -- YOU KNOW... 651 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,010 I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DATE. 652 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,780 DID YOU REALLY JUST SHUT THAT POOR WOMAN DOWN? 653 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:37,080 JUST SHUT HER DOWN, YEAH. JUST -- I WAS THE BOSS. 654 00:26:37,110 --> 00:26:39,310 WELL, I DID KISS HER, BUT I DIDN'T GO INSIDE. 655 00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:40,880 GROSS. 656 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,180 WELL, I'M JUST SAYING. GROSS. 657 00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:43,320 BUT I REFRAINED. 658 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:45,090 YOU REFRAINED FROM TAPPING THAT ASS? 659 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,190 I REFRAINED FROM TAPPING THAT ASS. 660 00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:48,760 WAS THAT A FIRST? 661 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:50,290 MNH-MNH. MNH-MNH! 662 00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:53,430 WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WERE SO LATE 663 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,430 RETURNING TO HOME TONIGHT. 664 00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:57,670 BIG NIGHT AT THE BOOK CLUB, WAS IT? 665 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,670 YES. 666 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,070 DID YOU O.D. ON ESTROGEN 667 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,240 AND HAVE TO COME HOME FOR A LITTLE... 668 00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:03,340 I WAS ACTUALLY ON A DATE. 669 00:27:03,370 --> 00:27:04,810 OH, JESUS. 670 00:27:06,010 --> 00:27:07,410 THAT'S GROSS. 671 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,580 AND IT WAS QUITE FUN. 672 00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:11,080 NOW YOU'RE DISGUSTING. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT SHIT. 673 00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:12,080 YES, YOU DO. 674 00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:14,420 YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU CAN, UM, 675 00:27:14,450 --> 00:27:15,850 UNLESS YOU CAN STOP ME. 676 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,150 CAN YOU STOP ME? 677 00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:18,320 MM. 678 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,160 OH. 679 00:27:23,030 --> 00:27:24,390 WHAT IS THAT? 680 00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:27,100 THAT'S A MALE MEMBER. I THOUGHT YOU'D MET. 681 00:27:27,130 --> 00:27:29,160 NO, NO, NO, NO. HANK, THAT. 682 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,470 OW. 683 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,300 WHAT IS THAT? 684 00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:33,870 THAT'S -- THAT'S MY GROIN. 685 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:36,370 IT'S LIKE A LUMP OR SOMETHING. 686 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,940 YEAH. 687 00:27:37,970 --> 00:27:41,010 WELL, DID YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT? 688 00:27:43,910 --> 00:27:45,380 HANK? 689 00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:51,250 * TO LOVE YOU DEEP INTO THE NIGHT * 690 00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:56,830 * TO FEEL YOU UNDERNEATH ME 691 00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:59,830 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 692 00:27:59,860 --> 00:28:02,900 CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY SHOWTIME NETWORKS 693 00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:05,800 AND BLIND DECKER PRODUCTIONS 49209

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