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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:10,560 PREVIOUSLY... 2 00:00:11,660 --> 00:00:14,360 I WAS TALKING TO DANI, HERE, ABOUT OUR SEXUAL PROBLEM. 3 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,700 SHE'S TOTALLY IN. 4 00:00:15,730 --> 00:00:17,370 AAH! 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,770 I'VE GOT TO GET MY CAMERA. THIS IS -- OW! MOTHERFUCKER! 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,710 MOST RECENTLY, I GAVE MAN-BIRTH TO A WEIGHTY TOME 7 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:25,180 CALLED "GOD HATES US ALL." 8 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:27,510 Charlie: WHICH WAS TURNED INTO A MOVIE CALLED 9 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:29,480 "A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE." 10 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:31,220 Woman: YOU DRINK TOO MUCH. WRITE TOO LITTLE. 11 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,220 THE ONLY EXERCISE YOU GET IS IN THE BEDROOM. 12 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:37,250 SOME FOLKS HAVE COMPARED THE WAIT FOR YOUR NEW NOVEL 13 00:00:37,290 --> 00:00:40,290 TO THE DECADE-PLUS WAIT FOR THE NEW GUNS N' ROSES ALBUM. 14 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,190 Charlie: HOW'S THE NEW BOOK COMING? 15 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:43,790 NOW, THAT'S A HOSTILE QUESTION. 16 00:00:43,830 --> 00:00:45,460 HANK, I GOT YOU A TICKET. 17 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:48,130 I HOPE THAT'S FULLY REFUNDABLE BECAUSE I AIN'T GOING. 18 00:00:48,170 --> 00:00:51,270 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO YOUR DAD'S FUNERAL? HE WAS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 19 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:53,700 HANK, YOU'RE NOT YOUR FATHER. 20 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:07,150 Woman on P.A.: THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR THE IMMEDIATE LOADING 21 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:09,150 AND UNLOADING OF PASSENGERS ONLY. 22 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:10,420 HOLY SHIT! 23 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:12,490 HEY, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO 24 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,720 CALL THE SuperShuttle. 25 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:18,260 HEY. HOW ARE YOU? HOW WAS IT? 26 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:20,260 HEY! 27 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:22,530 OH. TOO MUCH, RIGHT? WITH THE PELVIS? 28 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:25,140 I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD GET A LITTLE HALF A GRIND THERE, 29 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:26,400 BUT MAYBE NOT. 30 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,210 I'M NOT HERE TO PICK YOU UP. 31 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,370 YOU DON'T THINK I SAW 32 00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:31,440 BILBO BAGGINS UP THERE IN FIRST CLASS? 33 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,510 HE DOESN'T TRAVEL VERY LIGHT, DOES HE? 34 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,810 GIVE THE GUY A BREAK. HEY. 35 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:37,410 HE'S BEEN AWAY FOR A MONTH. 36 00:01:37,450 --> 00:01:39,280 A LOT CAN HAPPEN IN A MONTH. A LOT DID. 37 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:43,190 YOU SHUT UP. DON'T SAY A WORD. 38 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:52,430 HEY, UH, DON'T HOLD BACK ON MY ACCOUNT, GUYS. 39 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,160 I'M NOT. REALLY? 40 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,830 'CAUSE IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD GRAB THAT ASS. 41 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:59,270 I WOULD GRAB IT LIKE I OWNED IT. 42 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,340 ESPECIALLY AFTER SUCH A PROLONGED ABSENCE. 43 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:03,340 WOULD NOW BE THE APPROPRIATE TIME, HANK, 44 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:04,870 TO SAY HOW SORRY I AM FOR YOUR LOSS? 45 00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:06,340 IT ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN 46 00:02:06,380 --> 00:02:08,180 MORE APPROPRIATE ABOUT THREE HOURS AGO 47 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:09,950 WITH A FREE DRINK AND AN ICE-CREAM SUNDAE. 48 00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:11,950 WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH ALL THOSE HOT TOWELS? 49 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:14,420 YOU GOT A BAD CASE OF SWAMP ASS? 50 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:16,450 IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY LONG FLIGHT. 51 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:18,820 AND I THINK THIS IS WHERE WE SHOULD PART COMPANY. 52 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:21,630 I SEE A CAB WITH MY NAME ON IT. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 53 00:02:21,660 --> 00:02:23,490 BILL, IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH. 54 00:02:23,530 --> 00:02:25,300 WE'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME, HANK. 55 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:28,470 REALLY? WOW, THAT'S MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU. 56 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,570 NO, HE LOVES CABS. IT REMINDS HIM OF THE BIG APPLE. 57 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,840 THERE'S NO NEED TO PUNISH THE ENVIRONMENT UNNECESSARILY. 58 00:02:34,870 --> 00:02:36,840 THAT, YOU WILL PUT OUT, OF COURSE. 59 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:39,410 THIS, YEAH. OF COURSE, YEAH. 60 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,810 AND...HERE. 61 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,850 OH. I GOT SHOTGUN. 62 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,960 NO WAY, MAN. 63 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,000 WHAT THE FUCK IS SO GREAT ABOUT THAT $30 SALAD, ANYWAY? 64 00:03:37,870 --> 00:03:40,570 YEAH, SHIT. OKAY, YEAH. FINE, WHATEVER. 65 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,710 THAT'S FINE. 8:00. 66 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:42,740 [ EARPIECE BEEPS ] 67 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:45,280 YOU WEREN'T PLANNING ON COOKING TONIGHT, WERE YOU? 68 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:48,410 I'VE GOT TO GO TO KOI FOR THE 400th FUCKING TIME. 69 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:49,880 SOMETIMES, I'M SURPRISED 70 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:52,880 I DON'T SHIT CRISPY RICE WITH SPICY TUNA. 71 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,620 DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING YOU SOMETHING HOME? HMM? 72 00:03:55,650 --> 00:03:57,050 MAYBE SOME BAKED CRAB ROLL? 73 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:58,090 WE COULD EAT IT IN BED 74 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,330 WHILE WE WATCH ALL THOSE "CSI: MIAMIS" I SAVED UP. 75 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,690 A LITTLE LATE-NIGHT SNACK WITH YOUR SNACK DADDY? 76 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:04,790 HMM, HMM, HMM? 77 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:05,830 I'M GOOD. 78 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:09,570 I ACTUALLY THINK I MIGHT HAVE A THING TONIGHT. 79 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:13,070 OH. A THING? 80 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,570 YEAH, I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING TO BOOK CLUB. 81 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:18,580 WELL, YOU'LL BE HOME EARLY, THEN. 82 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:20,710 EARLYISH, I GUESS. 83 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:22,550 WHY SO CURIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN? 84 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:24,850 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING OUT TONIGHT. 85 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,980 I'M NOT. I'M NOT CURIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN. 86 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:29,450 I HAPPEN TO KNOW YOU FUCKING HATE BOOK CLUB. 87 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,460 YEAH, WELL, WHEN YOU COMMIT TO SOMETHING, 88 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:32,890 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK WITH IT. 89 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,830 SURE. 90 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:40,730 I GUESS I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT, THEN. 91 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,030 UH, SEE YOU LATER. 92 00:04:43,070 --> 00:04:45,540 LATER. 93 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,140 [ DRUMS BEATING ] 94 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:57,680 * WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ALL THIS SEASON'S LOSERS OF THE YEAR? * 95 00:04:57,710 --> 00:05:03,890 * EVERY TIME I GOT TO THINKING, HOW DID THEY DISAPPEAR? * 96 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,620 * WHEN I WOKE UP 97 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:11,530 * MOM AND DAD ARE ROLLING ON THE COUCH * 98 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,660 * ROLLING NUMBERS, ROCK 'N' ROLLING * 99 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:17,870 * GOT MY KISS RECORDS OUT 100 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:21,610 * MOMMY'S ALL RIGHT, DADDY'S ALL RIGHT * 101 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,810 * THEY JUST SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD * 102 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,650 * SURRENDER, SURRENDER 103 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,680 * BUT DON'T GIVE YOURSELF AWAY 104 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,650 * HEY, HEY 105 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:36,950 * HEY! 106 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:39,890 * AWA-A-A-A-Y 107 00:05:41,990 --> 00:05:43,760 DAD! 108 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:47,460 THAT'S MY NAME. DON'T WEAR IT OUT. 109 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,400 YOU GUYS. OH, MY GOD. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. 110 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:52,400 I WANT YOU TO PLAY THAT SONG AT THE WEDDING. 111 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,770 LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY. 112 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,870 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 113 00:05:55,910 --> 00:05:57,570 YOU'RE VERY, VERY GOOD. 114 00:05:57,610 --> 00:06:00,010 WELL, I THINK IF YOU GIVE THEM SOME TIME, BILL, 115 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,480 THEY COULD BONE UP ON SOME SUPERTRAMP. 116 00:06:02,510 --> 00:06:05,110 I DON'T GET IT. YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO PLAY THAT SONG? 117 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:07,820 NO, I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING. 118 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,120 I THOUGHT WE DECIDED ON THE STRING QUARTET. 119 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:11,460 BILL, WHAT?! 120 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:12,920 DAN FOGELBERG. 121 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,430 AND I THINK, PERHAPS... 122 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:17,530 HEY, BEC. YES, POSH 123 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,130 OUR GUESTS COULD USE A BEVERAGE. 124 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,430 AGREED. 125 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:21,600 HEY, HEY, 126 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:24,000 I DON'T WANT TO GET YOUR HOPES UP, GUYS. 127 00:06:24,030 --> 00:06:26,140 BUT YOU KEEP ROLLING WITH THE MARITAL DISCORD, 128 00:06:26,170 --> 00:06:27,800 AND I'M SEE YOU ACROSS FROM OPRAH 129 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:28,940 ON A BIG YELLOW COUCH. 130 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:30,570 FINGERS CROSSED. 131 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:35,850 Hank: OKAY, GREAT. 132 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,950 THANK YOU. ARE YOU COMING UP? 133 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,680 NO. WHY? 134 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,690 [ Italian accent ] FOR TO MAKE THE SEX. 135 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,490 ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE, HANK? 136 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,960 [ Normal voice ] DO THE SEATS ON THIS RECLINE? 137 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:48,630 HANK, WHATEVER SEX WE'RE GONNA HAVE, 138 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:49,760 WE'VE HAD, OKAY? 139 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:52,000 IT'S LITTLE LATE TO PLAY HARD TO GET. 140 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:54,800 WE NEED TO START ACTING LIKE WE SPLIT UP ALREADY, OKAY? 141 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:56,230 LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 142 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:58,940 WHO COULD FORGET SUCH A KNEE-RATTLING ORGASM? 143 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:00,070 YOU WERE GRIEVING. 144 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:02,170 I WAS CO-GRIEVING. IT WAS A SLIP. 145 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:05,070 I THINK YOU KNOCKED SOMETHING LOOSE DOWN THERE, TIGER. 146 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:07,580 HANK -- I WROTE SOMETHING. 147 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:11,010 THAT'S GREAT, HANK. 148 00:07:11,050 --> 00:07:13,620 I DON'T THINK YOU HEARD ME. I WROTE SOMETHING. 149 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,750 NOT THAT BLOG SHIT, EITHER. SOMETHING REAL. 150 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:17,620 THAT'S WHY I WAS IN NEW YORK FOR SO LONG. 151 00:07:17,650 --> 00:07:19,890 I JUST SAT DOWN AT MY MOTHER'S OLD SMITH CORONA. 152 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,490 I DIDN'T GET UP FOR TWO WEEKS. 153 00:07:21,530 --> 00:07:22,330 WOW. 154 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,760 I GOT PAGES HERE, HONEY. MANY PAGES. 155 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:26,600 IT'S ROUGH, BUT IT'S SOMETHING. 156 00:07:26,630 --> 00:07:28,670 THAT'S GREAT. I WISH YOU A LOT OF LUCK. 157 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:29,970 YOU FUCKED IT OUT OF ME, WOMAN. 158 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,870 NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY? 159 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:33,140 HANK, YOU KNOW, FUCK YOU. 160 00:07:33,170 --> 00:07:35,070 I'M NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE, OKAY. 161 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:35,970 I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING 162 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:38,880 SOUNDING-BOARD- CUM-SECURITY BLANKET. 163 00:07:38,910 --> 00:07:40,740 YOU'RE NOT IN THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED? 164 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:41,880 YES, OF COURSE. 165 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:44,180 FINE, THEN IT'S SETTLED. THERE IT IS. 166 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:47,020 I'M NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER. 167 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,620 HANK, I'M SURE IT'S VERY GOOD. I'M SURE IT'S EXCELLENT. 168 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:51,020 MOST LIKELY, IT'S A PIECE OF CRAP. 169 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:52,760 I WON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL ME. 170 00:07:52,790 --> 00:07:54,160 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES. 171 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:55,790 I GIVE IT TO YOU, AND YOU TELL ME. 172 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:57,030 I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE 173 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,800 BETWEEN THE RIDICULOUS AND THE SUBLIME 174 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:00,160 UNTIL YOU TELL ME. 175 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,100 NOW, BE CAREFUL WITH IT. 176 00:08:02,130 --> 00:08:04,000 YOU'VE GOT MY LIFE THERE IN YOUR HANDS. 177 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:05,600 THIS IS JUST WORDS, YOU KNOW. 178 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,540 IT'S WORDS, OKAY. TAKE IT. 179 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,170 WELL, WORDS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT TO PLAY WITH. 180 00:08:10,210 --> 00:08:12,080 SO BE GENTLE. 181 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:15,210 NOW, PLEASE TELL BECCA TO EXPECT A GENTLEMAN CALLER. 182 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,110 HANK, PLEASE, TAKE THIS. 183 00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:20,150 HONESTLY, THANK YOU. SMELL YOU LATER. 184 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:22,250 FUCK. 185 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:25,250 [ SIGHS ] 186 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,280 OH! 187 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:53,880 SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT! 188 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,850 OKAY, YOU'RE A GOOD AGENT. 189 00:08:55,890 --> 00:08:57,120 THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! 190 00:08:57,150 --> 00:08:58,350 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR ME 191 00:08:58,390 --> 00:09:00,790 PUTTING THAT LITTLE CLAUSE IN YOUR CONTRACT, 192 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:03,590 THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE HOLDING THAT BIG, FAT WAD OF CASH. 193 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,000 YEAH, FUCKING BLOOD MONEY IS WHAT IT IS. 194 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:08,000 WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT IT IS? 195 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:10,030 THANKS TO THE AGGRESSIVELY MEDIOCRE TASTE 196 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:11,800 OF THE AMERICAN MOVIEGOING PUBLIC, 197 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,600 YOU NOW GET TO REAP THE BENEFITS. 198 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,040 BONUS TIME, BABY. TREAT YOURSELF. 199 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:18,070 TREAT MYSELF? 200 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:19,340 GET YOURSELF A NEW CAR. 201 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:20,810 I DON'T WANT A NEW CAR. 202 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,810 I LIKE MY OLD ONE. IT'S GOT CHARACTER. 203 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:24,910 IF BY CHARACTER, YOU MEAN IT'S GOT LADY JUICE 204 00:09:24,950 --> 00:09:26,920 IN EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF THE UPHOLSTERY, 205 00:09:26,950 --> 00:09:28,920 THEN, YES, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 206 00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:30,190 THAT EXPLAINS A LOT, ACTUALLY. 207 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:31,660 GET IT WASHED THEN. 208 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:33,720 NOW YOU COULD PROBABLY EVEN GET YOURSELF 209 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,190 ONE OF THOSE LITTLE PREPAID COUPON BOOKLETS, RIGHT? 210 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,960 YOU PUT IT IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 211 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:38,930 THAT'S HOW I ROLL. 212 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,060 THAT'S HOW YOU ROLL? 213 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,400 THAT'S HOW I ROLL, BABY. 214 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:43,770 I DID PURCHASE WHAT IS COMMONLY REFERRED TO 215 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,640 BY THE KIDS AS A BIG-TICKET ITEM. 216 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,310 OOH, OOH, OOH. WHAT AM BE THAT? 217 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:52,740 * AH, AH 218 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:55,680 OKAY. I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING HERE. 219 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:56,480 WHY IS THAT? 220 00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:58,680 I'M THINKING YOU INTEND TO GIVE THAT 221 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,150 TO SOMEONE WHO MIGHT ALREADY BE ENGAGED. 222 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,020 THAT'S THE PLAN, MOTHERFUCKER. 223 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:04,350 DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF, HANK. 224 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:07,160 COME ON, CHARLIE. DON'T DO WHAT TO MYSELF? 225 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,360 DON'T GO AFTER WHAT I WANT? I'VE DONE THE RESEARCH. 226 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:11,360 KAREN AND I BELONG TOGETHER. AND I FEEL GOOD. 227 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:13,360 LATELY -- I MEAN, JUST THE PAST LITTLE WHILE, 228 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,300 THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR ME. 229 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:17,430 I FEEL A CHANGE. I WROTE SOMETHING. 230 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:20,340 WAIT. YOU -- YOU -- YOU WHAT? 231 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:24,840 YOU WROTE SOMETHING? OKAY. 232 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,310 I HAVE DREAMED ABOUT THIS MOMENT, ALL RIGHT, 233 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:31,050 THE ONE WHERE YOU COME TO ME, PAGES IN HAND. 234 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:34,180 YOU SAY, "PLEASE READ THIS." I DO, AND IT'S FUCKING GENIUS. 235 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:36,290 I SELL IT. WE BOTH GET OURSELVES BACK ON TRACK. 236 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,020 AND WE ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER. 237 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:41,360 FUCK ME. NO PRESSURE THERE. 238 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,830 WHAT IS IT? A SCREENPLAY? A SHORT STORY? WHAT? 239 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,200 NO MORE SCREENPLAYS FOR ME. IT'S A NOVEL. 240 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,360 IT'S A SHORT NOVEL. 241 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,830 IT'S A MODERN-DAY ANSWER TO "LOLITA," REALLY. 242 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:52,340 YOU KNOW, AN OLDER MAN 243 00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:55,040 UNWITTINGLY BEDS AN UNDERAGE GIRL. 244 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:57,940 IT UNRAVELS HIS LIFE COMPLETELY. HIGH JINKS ENSUE. 245 00:10:57,970 --> 00:10:59,810 BRONER. YOU GAVE ME A BRONER. 246 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,010 [ LAUGHS ] 247 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,110 WHERE IS IT? LET ME READ IT. 248 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:05,080 HEY, DANI, CANCEL MY LUNCH! 249 00:11:05,110 --> 00:11:07,850 I GAVE IT TO KAREN. SHE READS ALL MY STUFF FIRST. 250 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:08,950 SO? YOU KNOW, SLIP ME A COPY. 251 00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:11,860 LOOK, I PROMISE I WON'T READ IT TILL AFTER SHE'S DONE. 252 00:11:11,890 --> 00:11:14,390 THAT'S THE ONLY ONE. I WENT OLD-SCHOOL THIS TIME. 253 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,790 I HUNTED AND PECKED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. 254 00:11:16,830 --> 00:11:18,800 WHATEVER. THIS IS GREAT FUCKING NEWS, PAL. 255 00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:20,330 I'M NOT SO SURE, CHARLIE. 256 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,470 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, MOST LIKELY, IT SUCKS. 257 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,270 WELL, YEAH, SEE, THAT'S WHERE I COME IN, RIGHT? 258 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:27,370 BY THE TIME I GET THROUGH SPINNING, 259 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,210 NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO TELL WHETHER IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT 260 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,480 OR A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS. 261 00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:33,740 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE? 262 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:37,980 [ HORN HONKS ] 263 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,290 [ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ] 264 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,000 [ SNIFFS ] 265 00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,270 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 266 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:03,210 [ WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A. ] 267 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,810 HI. 268 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,940 OH, LEAVE ME ALONE. 269 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:08,810 OOH, A HOSTILE. 270 00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:09,650 NO, I'M BROWSING. 271 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,980 IF I HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, I'LL ASK YOU. 272 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,150 NOW, SHOO, YOU LITTLE PARASITE, YOU. 273 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:16,950 OH, SHE'S STILL COMING. 274 00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:18,190 WHAT DO YOU DO? 275 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,460 I'M A WRITER. 276 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:21,560 OH, YEAH? MOVIES? TV? 277 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:25,430 BOOKS. NOVELS. THE OCCASIONAL HAIKU. 278 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:26,560 OH. 279 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,200 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. 280 00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:30,930 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 281 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:32,300 WHAT? 282 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:34,900 YOU THINK I CAN'T AFFORD THIS PENILE IMPLANT ON WHEELS. 283 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,810 SO YOU'RE DONE WITH ME. 284 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,440 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. 285 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:40,410 A GUY'S GOT FEELINGS. 286 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:45,310 OH. THIS ONE. I WANT TO DRIVE THIS ONE. 287 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,290 LET ME GET THE KEYS. 288 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,290 PLEASE. 289 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,160 I LOVE L.A. 290 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,420 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 291 00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:57,060 IT'S REALLY CLEAN. 292 00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:58,190 THAT'S IT? 293 00:12:58,230 --> 00:13:00,300 THIS IS ONE OF THE FINEST AUTOMOBILES 294 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,500 THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER. 295 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,370 I'M NOT A BIG CAR GUY. 296 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,070 I THINK IF I GOT TO OPEN IT UP 297 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,500 PAST, LIKE, 7 MILES AN HOUR, 298 00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:08,240 I MIGHT REALLY FALL IN LOVE WITH IT. 299 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:09,340 Man: WILL YOU GET OFF 300 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:12,010 THAT FUCKING PHONE BEFORE I STUFF IT UP YOUR ASS?! 301 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,240 HEY. HEY, BUDDY. 302 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,610 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 303 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,350 I KID YOU NOT, SIR. SHAME ON YOU. 304 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,620 MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. 305 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:22,850 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY. LOOK AT HER. 306 00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:26,220 SHE'S PERFECT. SHE'S DROP-DEAD. 307 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:28,890 YOU'LL NEVER DO BETTER, BUT SHE CAN. 308 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,230 [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ] 309 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,630 OOH. 310 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,900 SO, TELL ME SOMETHING. 311 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:39,370 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU INTO THIS CAR? 312 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,240 WELL, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE EXTRAS. 313 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,480 [ MOANING ] 314 00:13:57,390 --> 00:14:00,390 I LIKE THE BMW, TOO, THOUGH. 315 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,330 NO, I LIKE IT. IT'S ROOMY. 316 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,860 LEATHER! LEATHER! 317 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,170 OH. 318 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,170 HEY. 319 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,440 HEY, HONEY, YOUR DAD'S HERE. 320 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:16,440 HEY. 321 00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:17,470 HEY. 322 00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,410 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 323 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,310 OH, JUST IGNORE THAT. 324 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:23,510 IT'S HARD. IT'S VERY SHINY. 325 00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:24,910 WHAT ABOUT THAT? 326 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,380 ANY THOUGHTS? NOTES? 327 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:28,580 DID THE KOOL-AID STILL TASTE AS SWEET? 328 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,090 SHALL I TURN AROUND 329 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,420 SO YOU CAN BLOW SMOKE UP MY ASS MORE EASILY? 330 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:34,390 I HAVE NOT HAD A SECOND TO BREATHE. 331 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,190 I'M SO SORRY. 332 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:39,000 NO, I -- DON'T BE SORRY. I MEAN, I -- 333 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:43,170 HONEY, I JUST WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE MORE INTRIGUED. 334 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,530 I'M -- I AM INTRIGUED. 335 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:46,700 I'M JUST -- I'M ALSO KIND OF -- 336 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:49,470 HORNY? 337 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,510 NO, WHAT? LIKE YOU? LIKE 23 HOURS A DAY? 338 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:54,510 LIKE SOME RUTTING MOOSE, NO. 339 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,010 THE BILLDO IS BACK IN BLACK, 340 00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:57,510 AND YOU'RE NOT WARM FOR HIS FORM. 341 00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:59,620 THAT SHIT TELLS ME SOMETHING. 342 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:02,150 YOU'VE GOT TO CATCH UP ON YOUR READING. 343 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:05,520 WHOA. IT'S EVEN MORE PHALLIC THAN THE LAST ONE. 344 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:06,490 YOU LIKE? 345 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,390 I LIKED THE OLD ONE BETTER. IT HAD CHARACTER. 346 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:12,100 AND A FUNKY SMELL. 347 00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:13,530 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 348 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,500 IT'S A SURPRISE. 349 00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:18,130 I SUGGEST THAT YOU BREW ONE OF YOUR SPECIALTY TEAS, 350 00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:21,440 SETTLE INTO A BACKBREAKING PIECE OF MODERN FURNITURE, 351 00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:24,110 AND CURL UP WITH YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR. 352 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,510 A MARTIN AMIS OR A VIRGINIA WOOLF 353 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:27,110 OR A CHARLES BUKOWKSI? 354 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,010 IMPOSTERS, ALL. 355 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:41,690 WHATEVER I WANT? 356 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,130 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 357 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,130 THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. 358 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,660 WELL, GO WITH SOMETHING CLASSIC AND TIMELESS, 359 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,670 SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE KEITH RICHARDS 360 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,540 MIGHT HAVE THROW UP ON IT AT SOME POINT, 361 00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:55,400 SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE JON BON JOVI 362 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,370 QUAKE IN HIS ACID-WASHED JEANS. 363 00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:00,540 LIKE THAT ONE? 364 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:03,280 THIS BLUE ONE? YEAH? 365 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,550 HEY, MAN. IS DAVE AROUND, MAN? 366 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:07,520 NO, HE'S ON VACATION. 367 00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:10,790 YOU NEED SOME HELP? 368 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,090 NO, HE'S AN OLD FRIEND. 369 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,760 I JUST FIGURED HE COULD HELP ME 370 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:15,420 WITH SOME CASH. 371 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,590 BUMMER. 372 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:22,670 COME ON, PRETTY GIRL. 373 00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:25,730 FATHER? 374 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:28,100 OFFSPRING? 375 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:30,240 THAT WAS A NICE GUITAR. 376 00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:31,510 YES, SOMETIMES IT'S BEST 377 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:34,540 NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THE AFFAIRS OF OTHERS. 378 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:36,080 THAT'S INTERESTING, 379 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:39,050 COMING FROM THE MOST INTRUSIVE MAN I KNOW. 380 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:43,620 HEY, EXCUSE ME. 381 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:45,350 EXCUSE ME. 382 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:48,060 THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL FIDDLE YOU'VE GOT THERE. 383 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,090 YEAH, HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR IT? 384 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,390 IT'S WORTH A LOT, MAN. 385 00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:52,400 YEAH, I'LL BET. 386 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:55,500 I CAN PUT IT ON eBay AND GET OVER 10 GRAND, EASY. 387 00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,070 YEAH, HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR IT? 388 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,070 I'D TAKE A GRAND. 389 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,740 YOU SAID IT'S WORTH 10 AT LEAST, RIGHT? 390 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:05,240 YEAH, WELL...YOU'VE GOT TO DO WHAT YOU'VE GOT DO, MAN. 391 00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:06,710 YEAH, I HEAR THAT. 392 00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:12,150 HOW ABOUT 13.5? 393 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,820 COME ON, MAN. DON'T FUCK WITH ME. 394 00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:14,880 I'M A COUPLE HUNDRED SHORT. 395 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,590 IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS, I CAN SEND YOU A CHECK. 396 00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:27,530 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. JUST PLAY IT IN GOOD HEALTH. 397 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,100 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 398 00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:33,470 MY LADY, YOUR AX AWAITS. 399 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,400 YOU'RE A GOOD DAUGHTER. 400 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,570 MY HAIR. I'M SORRY. COME ON. 401 00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,080 [ INSECTS CHIRPING ] 402 00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:46,120 [ SIGHS ] 403 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,120 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 404 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,120 YES? 405 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:51,520 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER 406 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,620 ABOUT NOT WANTING BECCA TO PLAY AT THE WEDDING? 407 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,160 BILL, THAT REALLY BOTHERED ME. 408 00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,560 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT. 409 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,470 I JUST DON'T WANT OUR WEDDING TO BE SOME BIG JOKE. 410 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,470 I DON'T WANT IT TO BE SOME KIND OF ADULTS-ONLY AFFAIR, 411 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,670 YOU KNOW, ALL STUFFY. 412 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,410 I WANT IT TO BE FUN AND WHIMSICAL 413 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:13,310 AND SOMETHING WE'RE GONNA REMEMBER FOREVER. 414 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:14,310 ALL RIGHT, I HEAR YOU. 415 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:19,680 UM, MAYBE BECCA CAN LEARN SOME...VAN MORRISON. 416 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,850 THERE'S NOTHING THAT MAKES THIS MAN CRY 417 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,150 LIKE A LITTLE "BROWN EYED GIRL." 418 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,290 THAT'S DEFINITELY A COMPROMISE. 419 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,860 MM-HMM. 420 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:31,160 BILL, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE THAT I WANT TO TELL YOU. 421 00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:32,560 ONE SECOND. 422 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,600 ONE SECOND. 423 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:36,630 HI, BILL. 424 00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:38,500 "DAD" OR "DADDY," PLEASE. 425 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:39,570 HEY. 426 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,600 HEY. 427 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,740 WHAT'S THIS? 428 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:44,570 OH, IT'S HANK'S NEW BOOK. 429 00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:47,840 HANK WROTE A NEW BOOK?! WELL, FUCK ME RUNNING! 430 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:51,210 SORRY. CAN I READ IT? 431 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,750 I DON'T THINK THAT'S APPROPRIATE. 432 00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:55,820 WELL, IS IT GOOD? 433 00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,720 I HAVEN'T READ IT YET. 434 00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,190 WHY NOT? 435 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,790 TA-DA! 436 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:02,330 WHAT IS THIS? 437 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,700 OH, MY GOD. HOW DID YOU EVEN -- 438 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,440 WELL, I REMEMBERED YOU SAYING 439 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:14,570 HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THE VIEW FROM YOUR DORM ROOM. 440 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,970 SO I CONVINCED THESE LOVELY LITTLE N.Y.U. CO-EDS 441 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:20,310 TO LET ME TAKE A PICTURE FROM THEIR DORM ROOM, 442 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:23,210 WHICH, ONCE UPON A TIME, WAS YOUR DORM ROOM. 443 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,610 YOU -- YOU'RE JUST ADORABLE. 444 00:19:25,650 --> 00:19:27,220 WELL, I TRY. 445 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:32,590 NOW, WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME? 446 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,720 OH, NOTHING. 447 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,630 NO, NO, NO. NO, NOTHING. COME HERE. COME HERE. 448 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,970 MARCE! HEY! HEY! 449 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,970 MARCE! MARCE! 450 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,840 GET THAT SWEET, LITTLE HAIRLESS ASS OF YOURS DOWNSTAIRS! 451 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:50,440 WE'VE GOT SOME CELEBRATING TO DO! WHOO! 452 00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:52,680 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DINNER. 453 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:55,240 I DID. I BAILED AT THE LAST SECOND. 454 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,910 I WANTED TO SEE YOU. 455 00:19:57,950 --> 00:19:59,950 WHY? 456 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:02,350 I NEED AN EXCUSE TO SEE MY WIFE ALL OF A SUDDEN? 457 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:05,590 NO, IT'S JUST -- WHAT IS THERE TO CELEBRATE? 458 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,990 HANK WROTE SOMETHING. 459 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:11,530 WELL, KUDOS TO HANK. HE'S A WRITER. 460 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,800 THIS IS A BIG DEAL, SWEETIE. 461 00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:15,260 THIS IS LIKE THE RETURN OF OLD HANK. 462 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:18,000 OR I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S THE NEW HANK. 463 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:21,640 BUT THE GUY, HE CAME INTO MY OFFICE TODAY 464 00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:25,710 WITH A GIANT ENGAGEMENT RING HE BOUGHT FOR KAREN, 465 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,810 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 466 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,410 THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK WHEN I SAW IT WAS, "HOPE" 467 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:31,580 BABY, HOPE, HOPE. 468 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:34,350 THINGS HAVE BEEN JUST REALLY FUCKED-UP AROUND HERE, RIGHT? 469 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,880 I MEAN, YOU KNOW IT, TOO, RIGHT? 470 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,620 EVER SINCE, WELL, THE NIPPLE INCIDENT. 471 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,490 OR, ACTUALLY, BEFORE THEN. 472 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,030 BUT THE THING I REALIZE NOW IS 473 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,760 THAT I WAS JUST REALLY DEPRESSED, YOU KNOW. 474 00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:48,500 AND IF HANK CAN GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER, THEN SO CAN I. 475 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,370 AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 476 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,500 GOOD FOR YOU, CHARLIE. 477 00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:56,040 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW, BABY, THAT I'M SORRY. 478 00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:58,770 FOR WHAT? 479 00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:01,310 FOR LETTING US GET TO A PLACE IN OUR LIVES 480 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,680 WHERE WE ACTUALLY THOUGHT WE NEEDED A THREESOME 481 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:05,450 TO GET OURSELVES BACK ON TRACK. 482 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,080 YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. 483 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,950 YES, I DO, BECAUSE IT IS JUST NOT RIGHT. 484 00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:13,720 I WANT YOU TO KNOW... THAT YOU ARE ALL I NEED, BABY. 485 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,860 YOU'RE RIGHT, CHARLIE. 486 00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:19,330 THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE NIPPLE-GATE. 487 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,860 YES, YES, AND I WANT TO GO RIGHT BACK 488 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,570 WHERE WE WERE BEFORE. 489 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,340 YEAH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE. 490 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:27,600 GOOD. ME, TOO. 491 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,610 OR -- WAIT. WHAT? YOU -- WHAT? YOU DON'T? 492 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,440 NO, THE THING WITH YOUR TEAT 493 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,080 MADE THINGS VERY CLEAR TO ME. 494 00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:38,680 THE MORNING AFTER OUR ILL-FATED THREESOME, 495 00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:39,750 I WOKE UP, 496 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:42,990 AND THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO DO WAS CALL DANI. 497 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:46,020 NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT MAKES ME A FUCKING RUG-MUNCHER. 498 00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:48,990 BUT THAT SWEET, LITTLE GOTH NUTJOB 499 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:53,100 MAKES THIS GIRL WANT TO PUT HER FINGER IN THE DIKE. 500 00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:56,770 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 501 00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:01,970 WHAT THE FUCK? 502 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,570 OH, WE WERE WATCHING "BOUND" JUST NOW. 503 00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:07,010 YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT SHIT IS HOT. 504 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,140 Dani: YOU DO HAVE QUITE A MOVIE COLLECTION. 505 00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,650 AND QUITE A WIFE. 506 00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:15,020 YOU'RE FIRED, MISSY. 507 00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:15,950 TOO LATE, BOSS. 508 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:19,590 I THINK IT'S TIME I MOVED ON TO A NEW DESK. 509 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:22,730 HEY, MAYBE I'LL EVEN BE AN AGENT SOMEDAY. 510 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,830 I KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING. 511 00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:27,430 I KNOW ABOUT THE "S" AND "M" AND THE LIGHT "B" AND "D". 512 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:30,070 AND I'M NOT MAD. I'M JUST KIND OF SAD. 513 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,530 AND SEXUALLY AWAKENED. 514 00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:33,470 I THINK WE SHOULD GO OUT THERE 515 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,740 AND FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE WE NEVER FUCKED. 516 00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:38,470 LET'S JUST ROCK OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT! 517 00:22:38,510 --> 00:22:42,550 CARPE MOTHERFUCKING DIEM, BABY! 518 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:46,820 WHA-- WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO... 519 00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:50,490 ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT? 520 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,920 [ GATE OPENS, CLOSES ] 521 00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:58,830 WHOA. 522 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:00,600 HEY! 523 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,470 WHAT IS THAT? 524 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,470 WHAT ABOUT THE GUITAR BILL GOT YOU? 525 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:08,470 THIS ONE'S SPECIAL. TIMELESS. CLASSIC. 526 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,540 IT LOOKS LIKE KEITH RICHARDS 527 00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:12,710 THREW UP ON IT BACK IN THE '70s. 528 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:14,810 BACK IN THE '70s. 529 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,210 THANKS, DAD. 530 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,950 YOU'RE WELCOME. NOW GO PRACTICE. 531 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,750 EXTRA LOUD SO YOU ANNOY THE NEIGHBORS AND BILL. 532 00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:23,490 I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOUR MOM ABOUT SOMETHING. 533 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,550 [ SMOOCHES ] 534 00:23:25,590 --> 00:23:27,960 SO? 535 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,560 OH. 536 00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:31,960 A CHILL JUST RAN UP MY SACK. 537 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:35,830 HOLD ON A SECOND. I'VE GOT TO PREPARE MYSELF. 538 00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:37,470 YEAH, ME, TOO. 539 00:23:39,870 --> 00:23:42,670 OKAY, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 540 00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:45,070 GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT. I WANT IT ALL. 541 00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:46,580 HERE WE GO. 542 00:23:46,610 --> 00:23:47,710 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 543 00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,710 LAY IT ON ME. 544 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,780 BRUTAL TRUTH. 545 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:53,880 UM...I CAN'T. 546 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,950 YOU LOVE RIPPING ME TO SHREDS. 547 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:57,490 IT'S NOT AS MUCH FUN WHEN I GIVE YOU PERMISSION? 548 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,590 LOOK AT ME. 549 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,830 YOU DIDN'T READ IT. 550 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:10,030 YOU DIDN'T FUCKING READ IT. 551 00:24:10,070 --> 00:24:13,170 I CAN'T READ IT, HANK. 552 00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:18,040 WHY NOT? 553 00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:20,910 BECAUSE, UM... I CAN'T GO BACK. 554 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:25,050 I, UM -- THAT PART OF MY LIFE IS OVER NOW. 555 00:24:26,850 --> 00:24:28,520 THERE ARE A NUMBER OF THINGS 556 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,890 GOING THROUGH MY MIND TO SAY TO YOU RIGHT NOW, 557 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,620 BUT ONLY ONE IS COMING TO THE FOREFRONT. 558 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:35,520 AND THAT IS... 559 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,190 FUCK, WE HAD THE SEX, KAREN. 560 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:39,700 WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?! 561 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:41,830 SHUTTING ME UP IS NOT GONNA MAKE IT ANY LESS TRUE. 562 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:44,700 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT WAS A ONETIME THING, OKAY? 563 00:24:44,730 --> 00:24:47,770 IT'S DONE. I MEAN, I DON'T REGRET IT. 564 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,640 WHY WOULD YOU? YOU CAME, LIKE, THREE TIMES? 565 00:24:50,670 --> 00:24:53,180 HANK, NOW I REGRET IT, OKAY? 566 00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:55,680 NOW I DO REGRET IT. 567 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,650 HANK, THE FACT THAT YOU WROTE THIS 568 00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:06,050 IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE 569 00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:07,790 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 570 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:08,920 AND I'M SO GLAD 571 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,060 THAT YOU HAVE FINALLY OPENED A NEW CHAPTER IN YOUR LIFE. 572 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:13,800 AND IT'S HERE, AND IT'S GREAT. 573 00:25:13,830 --> 00:25:15,330 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 574 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,970 YOU HAVE TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN, OKAY? 575 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,270 WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO? 576 00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:30,710 WHAT IF I WANT TO GO BACK AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN? 577 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:33,650 ONLY THIS TIME... 578 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,780 NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES. 579 00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:39,320 THIS TIME, DO IT BETTER, KAREN. 580 00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:42,590 THIS TIME, DO IT RIGHT. 581 00:25:42,630 --> 00:25:46,260 WITH JEWELRY. 582 00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:51,730 HANK... I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, OKAY? 583 00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:56,270 I LOVE BILL. I'M GONNA MARRY BILL. 584 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:59,270 AND I REALLY, REALLY NEED YOU TO RESPECT THAT. 585 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,180 [ DOOR OPENS ] 586 00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:05,910 I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 587 00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:07,950 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 588 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:18,230 I'M A MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE. 589 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:24,330 * KEEP YOU IN THE DARK 590 00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:31,410 * YOU KNOW THEY ALL PRETEND 591 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,910 HEY. HI. 592 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,910 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE 405 FROM HERE? 593 00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:38,650 ON FOOT? 594 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,650 YEAH. 595 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,050 YOU COULD WALK OVER TO LINCOLN. 596 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,050 GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR, MOTHERFUCKER! 597 00:26:44,090 --> 00:26:45,920 GET OUT OF THE CAR! 598 00:26:45,950 --> 00:26:47,190 HOLD IT. 599 00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:49,090 GET OUT OF THE CAR! 600 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,090 GET THE FUCK OUT NOW! GET THE FUCK OUT! 601 00:26:52,130 --> 00:26:53,230 FUCK! 602 00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:54,930 COME ON, LET'S GO. 603 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,900 SHUT THE FUCK UP! 604 00:26:56,930 --> 00:26:58,070 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 605 00:26:59,330 --> 00:27:03,670 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS? * 606 00:27:03,710 --> 00:27:05,210 * YOU'RE THE PRETENDER 607 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,080 * WHAT IF I SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDER? * 608 00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:11,010 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS? * 609 00:27:11,050 --> 00:27:15,150 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS? * 610 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:16,890 * YOU'RE THE PRETENDER 611 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,190 * WHAT IF I SAY THAT I'LL NEVER SURRENDER? * 612 00:27:22,290 --> 00:27:24,290 * IN TIME, OUR SOUL UNTOLD 613 00:27:24,330 --> 00:27:29,770 * I'M JUST ANOTHER SOUL FOR SALE * 614 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,040 * OH, WELL 615 00:27:33,070 --> 00:27:36,170 * THE PAGE IS OUT OF PRINT 616 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,170 * WE ARE NOT PERMANENT 617 00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:41,180 * WE'RE TEMPORARY 618 00:27:41,210 --> 00:27:44,180 * TEMPORARY 619 00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:47,320 * SAME OLD STORY 620 00:27:47,350 --> 00:27:49,920 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS? * 621 00:27:49,950 --> 00:27:53,890 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS? * 622 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,290 * YOU'RE THE PRETENDER 623 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,160 * WHAT IF I SAY THAT I'LL NEVER SURRENDER? * 624 00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:01,060 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS? * 625 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:04,930 * WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS? * 626 00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:06,470 * YOU'RE THE PRETENDER 627 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,170 * WHAT IF I SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDER? * 628 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,340 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 629 00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:13,340 CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY SHOWTIME NETWORKS 630 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:15,280 AND BLIND DECKER PRODUCTIONS 44514

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