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PREVIOUSLY
ON "CALIFORNICATION"...
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MOST RECENTLY,
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I GAVE MAN-BIRTH
TO A WEIGHTY TOME
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CALLED "GOD HATES US ALL,"
WHICH WAS TURNED INTO A MOVIE
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CALLED "A CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE."
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YOU STARTED
WHEN YOU CHEATED ON ME.
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CHEATING ISN'T JUST ABOUT
FUCKING SOMEONE.
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ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME
THROW UP NOW?
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HAPPY ENDINGS MAY GET A BAD RAP,
BUT THEY DO HAPPEN.
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IT IS POSSIBLE MAYBE ONE DAY YOU
AND MOM COULD GET BACK TOGETHER?
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ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
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GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE
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AND FORGET ABOUT THE WOMAN
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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MOODY.
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HI, SIS.
WHAT'S UP?
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Woman: THE WHITE ZONE
IS FOR THE IMMEDIATE LOADING
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AND UNLOADING
OF PASSENGERS ONLY.
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Hank: POP.
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HEY, KIDDO.
ON TIME, AS ALWAYS.
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SORRY, I HAD A LATE SHOOT
LAST NIGHT.
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HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?
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BUMPY AS FUCK,
BUT THE COCKTAILS HELPED.
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SO DID BUSINESS CLASS,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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A GUY COULD GET USED TO
THAT KIND OF THING.
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NOT ONLY
IS IT A BETTER MEAL,
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IT'S A BETTER CLASS
OF STEWARDESS.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE ONE I HAD.
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SWEET JESUS, GUIDE ME.
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I THINK THEY CALL THEM
"FLIGHT ATTENDANTS" NOW.
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SHE HAD TITS OUT TO HERE,
LEGS FOR DAYS,
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AN ASS
LIKE A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY.
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GODDAMN. THAT'S PRETTY.
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WHAT KIND OF FLOWER
IS THAT?
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THAT'S A, UH,
PURPLE -- PURPLE FLOWER.
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NOBODY LIKES A SMARTASS.
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I DON'T HAVE
A FUCKING CLUE,
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WHICH NEVER SEEMS
TO STOP YOU
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FROM ASKING ME
EVERY OTHER GODDAMN TIME.
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WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
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IT'S KIND OF CRAZY
FOR ME LATELY.
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I DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME
TO STOP AND SMELL THE FLOWERS
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AND THEN LOOK UP
THEIR PROPER NAMES ONLINE.
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YOU FIND ANY TIME
TO GET MARRIED?
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NO.
STILL LIVING IN SIN.
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YOUR POOR MOTHER.
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SHE'S DEAD, POP.
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I KNOW.
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SHE'S PROBABLY DOING SOMERSAULTS
IN HER GRAVE RIGHT NOW.
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AW, SHIT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S PRETTY FANCY, KID.
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SURE YOU CAN AFFORD IT?
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DON'T SWEAT IT.
I'LL BE FINE.
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IF YOU SAY SO.
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OKAY, SO WHO DO I HAVE TO FUCK
TO GET A COCKTAIL AROUND HERE?
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SO, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS
ON REHAB?
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[ Slurring ]
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS.
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[ SNORTS ]
COME ON. COME ON!
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I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.
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YOU HAVEN'T ASKED.
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WELL, LET'S NOT STAND
ON CEREMONY.
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TRIXIE.
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TRIXIE?
MM-HMM.
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THAT IS A TERRIFIC NAME...
IF YOU'RE A HOOKER.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M NOT A HOOKER?
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WELL, FOR ONE,
YOU'RE FAR TOO BEAUTIFUL.
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AND SECONDLY, EVEN IF YOU
WERE A STREET-WALKIN' CHEETAH,
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I WOULD GET YOU
TO GIVE IT TO ME GRATIS.
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OH, YOU THINK SO, HUH?
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I HAVE NEVER PAID FOR SEX
IN MY LIFE.
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I DOUBT THAT.
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OH, SPEAK
OF THE SHE-DEVIL.
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HEY.
HEY.
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KAREN, TRIXIE.
TRIXIE, KAREN.
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WE'RE TRYING TO DETERMINE
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IF SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL
SEX WORKER.
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OH.
HOW NICE FOR YOU BOTH.
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I NEED YOU
TO COME WITH ME.
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AND I NEED TO USE
THE RESTROOM.
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YOU DO THAT.
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CHICKS WITH SMALL BLADDERS
ARE HOT.
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THANKS.
TO BE CONTINUED.
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SO,
YOUR SISTER CALLED.
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WELL, I FIGURED SHE WOULD.
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HANK, I'M SO SORRY.
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MMM.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH THAT EXACTLY,
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BUT THANK YOU, I GUESS.
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DO YOU WANT TO GET
OUT OF HERE?
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YEAH. WHERE?
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HOME.
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OH, HOME.
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THAT SOUNDS NICE.
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BUT WHERE IS THAT EXACTLY --
HOME?
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YOUR HOME? MY HOME?
OUR HOME?
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HANK,
I GOT YOU A TICKET.
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I HOPE THAT'S FULLY REFUNDABLE
BECAUSE I AIN'T GOING.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO YOUR DAD'S FUNERAL?
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HE WAS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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COME ON, HANK,
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT I MEAN.
DON'T TRY TO MOTHER ME.
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HALF THE TIME YOU ACT
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
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NOW YOU CARE?
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I'VE ALWAYS CARED.
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IT'S EASY TO SAY.
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[ TRIXIE CLEARS THROAT ]
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HI.
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SIR TRIX-A-LOT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WANT TO GET
OUT OF HERE?
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SURE.
METER'S RUNNING.
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THE METER'S RUNNING.
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WHAT SHOULD
WE NAME HIM?
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I KNOW --
LET'S CALL HIM "LOVE."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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A CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE.
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AND...CUT!
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THAT WAS FUCKING CASH!
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CARR, WHAT THE FUCK?
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"WHAT THE FUCK" WHAT?
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I THINK MY RECTUM
JUST PROLAPSED.
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WHAT'S WITH
THE FUCKING DIALOGUE?
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THEY REWROTE IT THEMSELVES
IN THE TRAILER.
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HE THOUGHT WE COULD END
ON THE KISS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK THE MAN IS MONEY
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AND WE SHOULD LISTEN
TO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE SAYS.
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IF HE WANTS TO TUCK HIS MAGICAL
MOVIE-STAR COCK BETWEEN HIS LEGS
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AND DO THE PEE-PEE DANCE,
I'M PUTTING THAT ON FILM, TOO.
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AND I WOULD WAIT ON LINE
TO SEE IT.
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MEANWHILE, YOU'RE TURNING
MY MOVIE INTO A PIECE OF SHIT.
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YOUR BOOK, MY MOVIE.
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DON'T BE A BACKSEAT DIRECTOR,
MOODY.
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ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR,
BUT YOUR BOY IS EXHAUSTING.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
DROVE US ALL BATSHIT GROWING UP.
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THAT WAS FANTASTIC,
GUYS.
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I HATE THAT RUNTY LITTLE
MOTHERFUCKER.
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I DON'T KNOW, SEEMED LIKE
A NICE ENOUGH GUY TO ME.
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VERY CHARISMATIC.
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I LIKED HIM
IN THAT VIETNAM MOVIE.
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HE PLAYED A GOOD CRIPPLE.
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POP, WHEN THERE'S
NO MORE ROOM IN HELL
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AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF
WALKS THE EARTH,
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DON'T YOU THINK
HE'LL BE PLAYING CRIPPLES
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AND CHARMING HIS WAY
INTO THE PANTS OF MANY?
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I'M PROUD OF YOU, KID.
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WHY?
WHY?
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THIS IS THE AMERICAN DREAM
RIGHT HERE.
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YOUR NAME IS GOING TO BE UP
ON THE SILVER SCREEN.
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YOU'LL BE IMMORTAL.
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I'VE WRITTEN
A COUPLE BOOKS, TOO.
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THEY'LL BE AROUND
LONG AFTER I'M GONE.
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THAT'S NOT THE SAME.
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YOU HAVEN'T READ THEM.
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YOUR MOTHER FILLED ME IN.
IT'S TOO MANY WORDS FOR ME.
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YOU KNOW WHO'S A GOOD WRITER?
JAMES PATTERSON.
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I READ ONE OF HIS BOOKS
ON THE PLANE.
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Amber: HANK MOODY.
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AMBER, HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD.
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THIS IS AMBER.
SHE'S IN THE FILM.
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AMBER,
THIS IS MY OLD MAN, AL.
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SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
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THE MOODIEST
OF THE MOODYS.
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I SEE THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL
FAR FROM THE TREE.
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COME SEE ME?
I'VE GOT SOME THOUGHTS.
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OKAY, COUPLE MINUTES?
COOL.
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OH, I'VE GOT
SOME THOUGHTS, TOO --
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SOME THOUGHTS
THAT ARE MAKING IT
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JUST A LITTLE BIT CROWDED
IN MY PANTS.
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WHAT'S THE STORY,
MORNING GLORY?
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WHOA. SETTLE DOWN.
I'M A HAPPILY NON-MARRIED MAN.
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[ SNIFFING ]
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AAHH!
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.
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FUCK, THAT'S GOOD.
FUNNY.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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WHO SAYS AMERICA
ISN'T THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY?
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YEP,
ANOTHER $10 DREAM COME TRUE.
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IT'S GONNA COST YOU
A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT.
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STOP THAT!
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MAYBE I SHOULD DO ONE
OFF YOUR RIB CAGE.
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AS YOU WISH.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU
RUNNING FROM?
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PBHT.
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OH, PLEASE. NO ONE HOLES UP
IN A HOTEL ROOM
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WITH A HOOKER
AND A PILE OF BLOW
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WITHOUT BEING ON THE RUN
FROM SOMETHING.
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STOP JOKING
ABOUT THE HOOKER STUFF.
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[ SNIFFS ]
YOU'RE MAKING ME PARANOID.
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MAYBE IT'S THE BLOW.
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OHH.
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[ GROANS ]
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I'M NOT JOKING.
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YES, YOU ARE.
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NO.
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OH, COME ON.
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REALLY?
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --
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YOUR NAME IS TRIXIE
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AND YOU ARE IN FACT
A WHORE?
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MY NAME IS BEATRICE.
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MY PARENTS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
CUTE TO CALL ME "TRIXIE."
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OH. WOW.
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THEY STILL THINK
IT'S CUTE?
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THEY'RE DEAD.
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WELL, HERE'S A THOUGHT.
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WHY DON'T...
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I DO YOU THIS TIME,
AND THEN WE CALL IT EVEN?
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WELL, YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT,
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BUT YOU'RE STILL GONNA GET
A BILL FOR SERVICES RENDERED.
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WHAT ABOUT THE BLOW?
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I PAID FOR THE BLOW
AND YOU PARTOOK.
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DOESN'T THAT GET ME
A DISCOUNT?
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SORRY, SWEETIE.
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WHAT ABOUT THE SEX ITSELF?
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WAS THAT -- I MEAN, HOW --
HOW -- MM-HMM?
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WELL, I WOULD BE LYING
IF I DIDN'T SAY
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THAT THERE WERE MOMENTS THAT
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
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"WHORE, THIS ISN'T SUCH
A BAD WAY TO EARN A LIVING."
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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OKAY,
WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL IT
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"CASUAL SEX
BETWEEN CONSENTING ADULTS"?
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST PAY ME,
AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY?
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BECAUSE THEN I'D MISS YOU.
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YOU CAN'T SNORT A LINE OF COKE
OFF A WOMAN'S ASS
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AND NOT WONDER
ABOUT HER HOPES AND DREAMS.
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IT'S NOT GENTLEMANLY.
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IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ME
ON THE CLOCK,
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
I WANTED TO BE WHEN I GREW UP.
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OKAY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,250
OH.
235
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,190
YOU TAKE DINER'S CLUB?
236
00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:11,090
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M NOT KIDDING.
237
00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:14,400
I DON'T --
I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH.
238
00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,330
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CASH?
239
00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,900
I GOT THE ONE.
240
00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:20,070
OH.
241
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:23,210
HOW'S THE WORLD'S
SEXIEST ARCHITECT DOING?
242
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,910
GRANDPA!
243
00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:28,750
YOUR MOTHER HAPPENS TO BE
A WORLD-CLASS BEAUTY.
244
00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:30,450
TOO GOOD FOR THIS MUTT FATHER
OF YOURS.
245
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,780
I'M REMODELING A PLACE
IN VENICE.
246
00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:34,820
THE CLIENT WANTS IT
ALL GREEN.
247
00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:36,050
PAINTED GREEN?
248
00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:38,220
WHO IS HE --
THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT?
249
00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:41,060
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO THE TRUTH.
250
00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:44,890
YOU SHOULD MEET THIS GUY.
HE'S A TOTAL DIAL TONE.
251
00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:47,160
JUST A...UHHHHHH.
252
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,170
[ GIGGLES ]
253
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,800
HE'S PAYING ME VERY WELL.
254
00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:54,270
HE'S GOT GREAT TASTE,
AND HE'S NOT AN EARTH-HATER.
255
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,440
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
256
00:10:55,470 --> 00:10:58,040
MAYBE THE FACT THAT HE SEEMS TO
HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU.
257
00:10:58,070 --> 00:10:59,340
OH, PLEASE.
258
00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:01,780
Hank:
BECCA AGREES WITH ME.
259
00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:04,450
HE DOES GET A LITTLE GOOFY
AROUND YOU, MOM.
260
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,380
SEE? HE GETS GOOFY
AROUND YOU.
261
00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:09,950
WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE ACTRESSES
ON YOUR SET?
262
00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:11,860
OH, COME ON.
263
00:11:11,890 --> 00:11:14,390
YEAH, I THINK I MET
ONE OF THOSE TODAY.
264
00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:15,960
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL,
KAREN.
265
00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:18,130
THIS ONE
WAS SEX ON A STICK.
266
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,430
NO, NO, I DIDN'T THINK
SHE WAS THAT ATTRACTIVE.
267
00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:22,830
I THOUGHT SHE WAS MORE
OF AN EYESORE, REALLY.
268
00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:24,800
ARE YOU KIDDING --
THE WAY SHE HUGGED YOU?
269
00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:27,070
IT ALMOST TRIGGERED
MY ANGINA.
270
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:30,770
WELL-PLAYED, POP.
COME AGAIN SOON...PLEASE.
271
00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:34,780
WHAT'S AN ANGINA?
DO I HAVE ONE OF THOSE?
272
00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:37,050
NO, SWEETIE.
273
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,320
DO YOU WANT TO COME TO THE ZOO
WITH US TOMORROW, GRANDPA?
274
00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:41,850
WOULD THAT I COULD,
MY LOVE,
275
00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:43,350
BUT I HAVE TO GO DOWN
TO SAN DIEGO
276
00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:45,150
TO SEE AN OLD FRIEND.
277
00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:47,290
DO YOU WANT TO COME
WITH US, DAD?
278
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,030
I'M SORRY, BABY.
I'VE GOT TO WORK. I CAN'T.
279
00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,960
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE?
280
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,870
COME ON, DON'T BE
SUCH A WHINY LITTLE BITCH, HANK.
281
00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:58,430
ONCE AGAIN, MY APOLOGIES.
282
00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:01,400
HE IS SOMETIMES --
A WHINY LITTLE BITCH.
283
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,810
HEY!
REBECCA, THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
284
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,140
THAT'S REALLY NOT FUNNY.
285
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,380
THAT LITTLE FUZZ COMING
FROM YOUR BOTTOM LIP --
286
00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:11,210
ARE YOU GONNA BE
A TRUMPET PLAYER OR SOMETHING?
287
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:13,950
YEAH, I'M GONNA BE
A TRUMPET PLAYER.
288
00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,860
BREATHE.
COUNT TO TEN.
289
00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:23,330
IT JUST PISSES ME OFF.
290
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,900
BECCA ACTUALLY WANTS TO
SPEND TIME WITH THE GUY,
291
00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:28,330
AND HE'S GOT TO GO RUN OFF
AND VISIT SOME OLD COOZE
292
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,430
HE WAS BANGING ON THE SIDE
30 YEARS AGO.
293
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:32,270
SHH.
WHAT?
294
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,270
WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE
ANYMORE?
295
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,170
BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY
THE TYPE OF SHIT
296
00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,470
THAT PUT MY MOTHER
INTO AN EARLY GRAVE, THAT'S WHY.
297
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:40,040
HANK, HE'S OLD MAN.
298
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,540
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.
299
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:44,580
WHATEVER WRONGS HE'S COMMITTED,
JUST PUT THEM TO ONE SIDE.
300
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,450
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
CHANGE IT NOW.
301
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,580
ANYWAY, THE GUY PROBABLY HAS
THREE ERECTIONS LEFT.
302
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,650
YOU SHOULD LET HIM
ENJOY THEM.
303
00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:52,490
THAT FUCKER IS THE HORNIEST MAN
I HAVE EVER MET.
304
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,490
HE'LL BE PITCHING A TENT
ON HIS DEATHBED.
305
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,430
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO
PISSED AT HIM
306
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,160
FOR NOT SPENDING TIME
WITH HIS FAMILY.
307
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,100
YOU NEVER DO.
308
00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:04,870
DO NOT -- DO NOT
TURN THIS AROUND ON ME.
309
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:07,440
HANK, I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY.
IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY.
310
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:09,610
BUT I HAVE NOT HAD
A CONVERSATION WITH YOU
311
00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,040
FOR LIKE THREE MONTHS.
312
00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:13,110
YOU JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ANYMORE.
313
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,880
YOUR HEAD SO FAR
UP YOUR OWN ASS,
314
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,210
AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.
315
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,020
REALLY?
316
00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:21,220
YEAH, REALLY.
317
00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:27,420
[ CHUCKLES ]
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
318
00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:30,230
YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT
'CAUSE YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
319
00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,260
[ SIGHS ]
320
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,870
OKAY, HERE'S THE PLAN.
321
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,400
AS SOON AS I FINISH
THE MOVIE,
322
00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:40,940
WE PACK UP THE CAR
AND GO BACK TO NEW YORK CITY.
323
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:44,370
HANK, HOW CAN YOU BE
SO SELF-ABSORBED?
324
00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:45,980
WHAT?
325
00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:48,610
WE CAME HERE FOR YOU, RIGHT?
I HAD NOTHING HERE.
326
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,880
AND NOW THAT I'VE STARTED
TO MAKE THINGS WORK FOR ME
327
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:55,080
AND I'M EARNING A LIVING,
IT JUST MEANS NOTHING TO YOU.
328
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,120
YOU'RE REDESIGNING HOUSES
FOR ASSHOLES.
329
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,250
HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT
330
00:13:58,290 --> 00:14:00,190
FROM REDESIGNING SCRIPTS
FOR ASSHOLES?
331
00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:01,390
IT'S NOT.
THAT'S MY POINT.
332
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:04,360
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE
THE CITY DESTROYS US BOTH.
333
00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:06,900
YOU KNOW,
IT'S REALLY NOT THE CITY.
334
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,900
OHH!
335
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:13,370
COME ON, TINY DANCER.
IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?
336
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,500
OH, NOT THE FACE.
HE'S TOO CUTE.
337
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:16,640
THANK --
338
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:18,140
OHH.
339
00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:20,940
FUCK!
340
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:23,450
YOUR PIMP HAND IS STRONG.
341
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,650
WELL-PLAYED, SON.
342
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,650
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
343
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,190
YOU OKAY?
344
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,920
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE
WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?
345
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,490
YOU MAKE ME AN OFFER, I WILL
COUNTER THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
346
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,460
WE WILL HANDLE THIS
347
00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:38,630
LIKE THE PROUD, BEAUTIFUL
BLACK MEN WE ARE.
348
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,660
UH, UH, UH.
349
00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:42,930
I NEED SOMETHING
FOR THE VALET.
350
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,130
BOTH OUR PIMPS ARE HERE.
351
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:46,170
MINE GETS 10%.
WHAT DOES YOURS GET?
352
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,040
10% OF WHAT EXACTLY?
353
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,270
SEE YOU LATER, SWEETIE.
354
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,440
BYE.
355
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:56,510
A VETERINARIAN.
HUH? WHAT?
356
00:14:56,550 --> 00:15:00,250
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
A VETERINARIAN WHEN I GREW UP.
357
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,250
OH. YOU KNOW,
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.
358
00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,490
[ CHUCKLES ]
GOOD NIGHT.
359
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,190
[ SIGHS ]
360
00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:09,960
OKAY, BIG BOY.
361
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,490
HERE WE GO.
362
00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:12,960
YOU JUST CRY IT OUT.
363
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,100
IT HURTS.
364
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,660
I KNOW IT HURTS.
365
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,400
[ GROANS ]
NO, YOU'RE FUCKING HURTING ME.
366
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,100
I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS.
367
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,110
[ SOBS ]
368
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:24,270
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
369
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,740
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR OLD MAN.
HE WAS A GOOD GUY.
370
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:29,650
HE WAS NOT. HE USED TO SAY
YOU LOOKED LIKE A WALKING PENIS.
371
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,280
WELL, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.
372
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,720
[ Laughing ]
IT'S NOT.
373
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,050
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
WE GOT TO GET YOU ON A PLANE.
374
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,260
FUCK THAT.
375
00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:40,520
NO, FUCK YOU.
376
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,390
YOU'RE GOING
ON A PLANE TO JFK TONIGHT.
377
00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:44,130
YOU'RE GONNA BE
WITH YOUR SISTERS.
378
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,360
YOU DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.
YOU DON'T RUN FROM IT.
379
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,060
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO FEEL.
380
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,070
ALL MY FUCKING LIFE,
381
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,270
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING ME
I DO THINGS WRONG.
382
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,640
I'M ALWAYS
THE FUCKING ASSHOLE.
383
00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:54,600
AND I LOOK AROUND AND I SEE
EVERYBODY ELSE
384
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,510
IS INFINITELY MORE FUCKED UP
THAN I AM.
385
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,470
I DON'T KNOW THOSE PEOPLE.
386
00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:00,410
IT COULD BE THE BLOW.
387
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:05,150
YUM.
388
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,760
MARRIED OR NOT,
389
00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:15,760
THAT'S A HELL OF A FAMILY
YOU GOT THERE, KIDDO.
390
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:17,490
I LIKE TO THINK SO.
391
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,560
CAN I GIVE YOU
A BIT OF ADVICE?
392
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,230
DO I HAVE A CHOICE?
393
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:24,530
I KNOW THINGS ARE CRAZY
FOR YOU RIGHT NOW --
394
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:27,070
I'VE BEEN THERE,
IN MY OWN WAY.
395
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,310
JUST DON'T GO SO FAR THAT YOU
CANNOT FIND YOUR WAY BACK.
396
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,510
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
KEEP 'EM CLOSE.
397
00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:34,380
FAMILY COMES FIRST.
398
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,410
THAT BORDERS ON HYSTERICAL,
COMING FROM YOU AND ALL.
399
00:16:37,450 --> 00:16:38,550
WHAT, I WAS SO BAD?
400
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,120
YOUR MOTHER AND I WERE TOGETHER
TILL THE BITTER END.
401
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:41,980
BITTER, IT WAS.
402
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,720
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE GONNA SIT THERE
403
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,620
AND PRETEND TO BE ALL NOBLE
ABOUT THIS SHIT.
404
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:48,520
IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING
ON YOUR MIND, OUT WITH IT.
405
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,190
YOU WERE ALWAYS
FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE.
406
00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:54,560
YOUR MOTHER AND I
HAD A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
407
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,830
WE WERE MARRIED YOUNG,
408
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,270
AND WE WERE NOT COMPATIBLE
IN THAT WAY.
409
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,470
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
410
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,670
I THINK I DO,
AND I'D LIKE SOMEBODY
411
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,710
TO FUCKIN' SMACK ME
OVER THE HEAD
412
00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:05,810
WITH A SHOVEL RIGHT NOW --
ANYONE.
413
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,810
I'M NOT PROUD
OF SOME OF THE THINGS I DO,
414
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,610
BUT IF I HAD TO DO IT
ALL OVER AGAIN,
415
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,450
I'M NOT SURE I WOULD GO AT IT
ANY DIFFERENTLY.
416
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,580
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
417
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:15,520
BECAUSE THERE'S NOT A WOMAN
THAT I'VE CROSSED PATHS WITH
418
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,390
THAT I HAVEN'T
FALLEN IN LOVE WITH,
419
00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:19,520
WHETHER IT WAS
FOR 10 MINUTES OR 10 YEARS.
420
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,630
WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER --
A LIFETIME OF DENYING THAT?
421
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:26,260
YOUR MOTHER WAS INTO ALL THAT
CATHOLIC GUILT SHIT, NOT ME.
422
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,700
LIFE'S TOO SHORT
TO DANCE WITH FAT CHICKS.
423
00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:30,400
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --
424
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:33,140
THE LESSON HERE IS
KEEP THE FAMILY TOGETHER
425
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:34,370
AND FUCK AROUND ON THE SIDE
426
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,540
IF YOUR WIFE DOESN'T WANT TO
BLOW YOU ANYMORE.
427
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:38,670
YOU WATCH IT.
I'M NOT SO OLD
428
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,680
THAT I WON'T KICK
THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
429
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:41,840
I REMEMBER
THAT SHIT, TOO.
430
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,950
SO NOW I BEAT YOU?
431
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,350
YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM
WITH YOUR GENERATION IS?
432
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:46,650
YOU THINK RAISING A HAND
TO A KID
433
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,220
IS THE SAME AS CHILD ABUSE.
434
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,150
I DON'T HAVE IT
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,
435
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:52,260
BUT I THINK THAT'S
THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION.
436
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:53,520
ALWAYS THE SMARTASS.
437
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,790
HEY, IT'S YOUR LIFE --
438
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:57,130
YOURS TO SCREW UP
IF YOU WANT TO.
439
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,800
I WAS HERE A YEAR AGO.
440
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,570
YOU WERE MUCH HAPPIER
THEN...
441
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,340
AND EVEN HAPPIER
THE YEAR BEFORE THAT.
442
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,410
HMM.
443
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,180
YOU'RE NOT GOING
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
444
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,510
I SWEAR
TO FUCKING GOD, KAREN,
445
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,710
I AM NOT SLEEPING
WITH ANYONE ELSE.
446
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:47,540
WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY
NOT SLEEPING WITH ME.
447
00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:49,410
HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?
448
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:51,680
EVERY TIME I GET
EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO YOU,
449
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:53,550
YOU RUN HALFWAY
ACROSS THE ROOM.
450
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,880
NO, I DON'T. ANYWAY,
THAT DIDN'T USED TO STOP YOU.
451
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,750
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE WEIRDEST THING IS?
452
00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,790
I ACTUALLY WISH
YOU WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR
453
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:02,530
BECAUSE THEN I WOULD STOP
LOOKING FOR CLUES EVERYWHERE.
454
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,530
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
TO YOU.
455
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,660
YOU SAY THAT.
456
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:09,430
THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE THAT'S
YOUR FUCKING ROMANTIC IDEAL,
457
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:11,370
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
458
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,670
YES, I THINK ABOUT IT.
WHO DOESN'T?
459
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,340
I NEVER DID.
460
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:17,470
NEVER DID?
461
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:19,910
PAST TENSE --
THAT'S A LITTLE UNSETTLING.
462
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:22,510
HANK, YOU SHOULD TRY
AND LIVE WITH SOMEONE
463
00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:24,910
HOW FUCKING LUCKY YOU ARE
TO BE WITH THEM!
464
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,720
GOD DAMN IT,
THAT IS NOT HOW I FEEL.
465
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,680
THAT IS HOW YOU ACT.
466
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,390
WELL, FUCK, KAREN.
IT'S LIFE, THEN.
467
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,660
I GUESS IT'S HARD SOMETIMES.
468
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,420
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
469
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,960
I AM TRYING
TO DEAL WITH IT!
470
00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:38,660
THAT'S WHY I'M HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
471
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,700
HANK, WE NEED
TO GO SEE SOMEONE.
472
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,830
I AM NOT GOING
TO A FUCKING SHRINK!
473
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:45,600
I'M A WRITER!
I DON'T GIVE THAT SHIT AWAY.
474
00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:46,740
WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
475
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,970
WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT?
476
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,340
BECAUSE IT FEELS TO ME LIKE
WE'RE FUCKING DYING HERE, HANK.
477
00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:52,740
WE ARE NOT TALKING.
478
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:54,410
WE ARE NOT FUCKING.
479
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,940
NOTHING IS HAPPENING.
480
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,980
AND?
481
00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:02,450
AND I FIND MYSELF WANTING
TO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE.
482
00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:04,250
LIKE BILL?
483
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,490
YOU FUCKING TALKING
TO BILL?
484
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,960
THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT?
485
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:09,530
I'M KIDDING, KAREN.
486
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,360
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO
DOWN THAT ROAD.
487
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,260
HAVE YOU FUCKED HIM?
488
00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:18,970
IT'S SO FUCKING TYPICAL.
489
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,740
YOU GO STRAIGHT
TO THE FUCKING.
490
00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:22,940
YOU DON'T EVEN CARE
IF I'M TALKING TO HIM,
491
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,470
IF I'M TELLING HIM THINGS --
492
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,480
JUST ANSWER
THE FUCKING QUESTION!
493
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,610
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME.
494
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:32,880
YES, I DID.
495
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,680
YOU KNOW ME.
496
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:38,250
THE TALKING AND THE FUCKING
GO HAND IN HAND, HANK.
497
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,330
I GOT TO GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.
498
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,430
NO, NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
499
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,530
ALLOW ME TO DO --
COME HERE.
500
00:20:49,570 --> 00:20:50,930
NO.
501
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,410
HANK, THIS ISN'T
GONNA WORK.
502
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,980
IT'S NOT GONNA --
STOP!
503
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,840
LET ME GO!
504
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,020
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
505
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:11,950
IS IT SAFE?
506
00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:13,090
I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
507
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,860
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GRAB
A HELMET.
508
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:17,630
THERE COULD BE SOME SHRAPNEL
FLYING AROUND.
509
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,530
ARE YOU GUYS
GOING TO GET A DIVORCE?
510
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,700
I THINK THAT'S THE GOOD THING
ABOUT NEVER BEING MARRIED --
511
00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,700
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO GET A DIVORCE.
512
00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,800
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
513
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:31,470
I-I-I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN,
AND I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN.
514
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:32,880
UHH...
515
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,920
[ SIGHS ]
516
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,650
HANK.
517
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,620
YEAH.
518
00:23:05,770 --> 00:23:08,870
"TO MY SON, THE WRITER.
519
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:12,880
"SOMETHING I NEVER SAID
TOO MUCH -- I LOVE YOU.
520
00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:16,080
Al: "MY FATHER
NEVER SAID IT MUCH, EITHER.
521
00:23:16,110 --> 00:23:19,150
AND I THOUGHT I'D BE DIFFERENT,
BUT I GUESS I'M NOT.
522
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,980
"I TRIED, BUT SOMEWHERE
ALONG THE LINE,
523
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:22,690
"YOU SLIP BACK
INTO WHAT YOU KNOW,
524
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,790
"AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
525
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:28,590
"AND I'M SORRY WE HAVEN'T TALKED
IN A WHILE BECAUSE I MISS YOU.
526
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:31,560
"YOU'RE A GOOD KID
AND A FUNNY KID.
527
00:23:31,590 --> 00:23:33,730
"AND YOU'RE MY ONLY SON.
528
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,730
"I SAID I NEVER READ YOUR BOOKS,
BUT I LIED.
529
00:23:37,770 --> 00:23:38,870
"I READ 'EM ALL.
530
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:41,600
"I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW
TO TALK ABOUT THEM WITH YOU.
531
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,870
"I DIDN'T LIKE THE FATHERS
IN THEM.
532
00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:46,910
"I KNOW YOU WRITERS
TAKE LIBERTIES,
533
00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:50,610
"BUT I WAS AFRAID THAT MAYBE
YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANY AT ALL.
534
00:23:50,650 --> 00:23:52,010
"BUT THAT'S THE THING --
535
00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:56,020
"BOYS BECOME MEN, AND MEN
BECOME HUSBANDS AND FATHERS.
536
00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:58,020
"AND WE DO THE BEST WE CAN.
537
00:23:58,050 --> 00:24:01,190
"YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN.
538
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:02,420
"YOU'VE DONE GOOD.
539
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:05,890
"YOUR BOOKS WILL BE IN LIBRARIES
LONG AFTER WE'RE BOTH GONE,
540
00:24:05,930 --> 00:24:06,930
"AND THIS IS IMPORTANT.
541
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,270
"MORE IMPORTANT
IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR FAMILY.
542
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:15,040
"I WASN'T A PERFECT HUSBAND,
BUT I LOVED YOUR MOTHER,
543
00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:18,070
"AND I'M GLAD
WE SPENT OUR LIVES TOGETHER.
544
00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:20,280
"AND I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME.
545
00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:23,150
"THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY.
546
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,710
LOVE, YOUR OLD MAN."
547
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:32,220
OH, "P.S. -- I SAW A PREVIEW
OF YOUR MOVIE THE OTHER NIGHT."
548
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:34,790
[ LAUGHS ]
"IT LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT."
549
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,020
[ LAUGHS ]
550
00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:38,030
"MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT."
551
00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:04,950
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
552
00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:19,260
Woman: THE WHITE ZONE
IS FOR THE IMMEDIATE LOADING
553
00:26:19,290 --> 00:26:21,900
AND UNLOADING
OF PASSENGERS ONLY.
554
00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:28,740
Karen: SO, WE'LL BE
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
555
00:26:28,770 --> 00:26:31,110
THE MOMENT BECCA
GETS OUT OF SCHOOL,
556
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,610
WE'LL GET A FLIGHT.
557
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,330
I LOVE YOU.
558
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,900
HANK...
559
00:26:52,930 --> 00:26:54,060
I...
560
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,930
I DIDN'T SAY IT
TO HEAR IT BACK.
561
00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:07,980
THANKS FOR HELPING ME...
562
00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:11,050
GET MY HEAD
OUT OF MY ASS.
563
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,950
IT'S WHAT I DO.
564
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:35,370
HEY, KAREN, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS CALLED?
565
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,940
YEAH,
IT'S A JACARANDA TREE.
566
00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:50,190
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567
00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:53,190
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568
00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:56,220
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