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-Hi.
-Oh, hello.
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-Just one.
-Sure.
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-This way.
-Mm.
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I was walking by. It
looked so interesting.
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Yes.
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Whoops. Excuse me.
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-Here you are.
-Thank you.
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Here you are.
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-Here's the menu.
-Oh.
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Oh, hi.
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This is my first time here, so I
just... What, do I just tap what I want?
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Hmm. What do I want?
What do you like?
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-Spicy broth.
-Uh-huh.
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Shrimp. Bok choy.
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-Yes, whatever you think.
-Pick two.
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Pick two what?
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Oh.
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I have no idea what I just did.
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Oh, my gosh.
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What is that?
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Tommy Tomato. You don't
have to eat alone.
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It's hard to believe
that as a girl,
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I didn't know about Ann Lowe,
the granddaughter of a slave
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who designed Jacqueline
Kennedy's iconic wedding gown.
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And I'm not just speaking
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as an African-American
wedding designer myself.
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You got some really
great stuff here, Lisa.
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Well worth the trip to D.C.
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-She's amazing.
-Mm.
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And an incredible
businesswoman, too.
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She wouldn't even
sign the release
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until I agreed to bring
all my fashionista friends
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to her New York bridal show.
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A bridal baller, huh?
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-Alright.
-Oh!
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It's Terry Kirk, your friend at
the Obamas' production company.
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She feels that, "Michelle
Obama is too well-known
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to be a subject in your series."
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I've been saying that
to everyone since May.
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Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness!
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"But she's passing the rough cut
onto Michelle, and if she likes them,
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she'll consider
narrating the series!"
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Holy shit! We got her!
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Maybe! Maybe we got her!
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She's gonna love it!
We got her! Come on!
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We have to get out of
here! We have to get dinner
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and celebrate this, come on!
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I can't go to dinner with you.
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My mother-in-law is
arriving tonight.
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Okay, well, at least we
have time to grab a drink.
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-Yes.
-Yeah?
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We have time.
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But, no, we can't go for
a drink, or for dinner,
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or go anywhere outside
of this edit bay.
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This has to be about
work, just work.
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And we have to reel...
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whatever this is, back in.
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'Cause it has to be about work.
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I mean, can it be just about
work? Because it has to be.
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I got it. You're
married, I'm married.
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-Yeah, I'm married.
-Yeah, I just said that.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Look, Lisa,
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I am a very good editor, and I
know enough not to put the next...
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"whatever this is"
scene into our movie.
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It would ruin everything
for both of us.
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We'll work it out.
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We'll work it out.
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I just said that, too.
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Work.
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Oh. Mm. But then...
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-Right on.
-Oh.
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Enchilada Suiza here, and
the Enchilada Rosa there.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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Are you sure you don't
wanna come to Thanksgiving?
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Yeah. Add me to the mix,
that's all you need.
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So, this girl.
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What's she like?
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How can I put this nicely? I'm
afraid she might be an idiot.
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A vengeful idiot who texted Brady and
told him I came and violated her aura.
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-Yeah.
-Brady told her I was bipolar.
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-Aren't you?
-So, now,
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he's not speaking to me either.
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No, actually, that's
not entirely true.
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He's still saying things like,
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"We're out of oat milk,"
and, "What's the Wi-Fi?"
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Oh, my God. Babies
having babies.
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Yeah.
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I shouldn't have blown up like that,
screaming "fuck" and everything, you know.
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I'm gonna call him,
leave him a message.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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What are you gonna say?
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"Hey Brady, it's
Dad. I love you.
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I'm sorry that you fuckin'
fucked up your fuckin' life."
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Ugh, Steve.
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-How did we get here?
-Yeah.
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I've been putting condoms in
his stocking every Christmas
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-since he was, like, 14!
-I remember.
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You even put one on a
banana to show him how.
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What a waste of a banana.
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What are we gonna do?
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We're gonna figure it out.
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There's no way our grandkid
is not gonna know us.
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No way.
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-Good.
-Yeah.
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That's what I feel, too.
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Good.
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I am not ready for this.
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I am not ready for hearing
the phrase "our grandkid."
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Yeah.
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Is she pretty?
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Why would you ask that?
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Good morning.
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You showered without me.
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-That's a bummer.
-Total bummer.
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But not a bummer? My
business is picking up,
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so I need to go in early today because
I'm taking the afternoon tomorrow
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to go to a bridal fashion show.
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Hmm. Sounds like
a waste of time.
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What's a waste of time?
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Weddings.
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It's just such a
ridiculous idea, you know?
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Oh, "Do you take this
one? Do you take that one?
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Oh, oh, you do? Okay,
well, sign this."
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Ladies, they put a boy doll across
from any woman eating alone!
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Lunch with a side of shame.
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-That can't be true.
-Oh, believe me when I tell you,
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it's true, and I
survived it yesterday.
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-No fucking way.
-Mm-hmm.
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We should write
something on Yelp.
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I sat there in absolute shock
as robot servers zipped past me.
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So, apparently, not only
is it tragic for women
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to be alone in the past, it's
also an issue in the future.
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-That way.
-Oh.
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Adam stood there
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literally pissing all
over the idea of marriage.
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He does not believe
in it, at all.
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His mother was never married,
so he doesn't have a reference.
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He thinks this is all a joke.
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Well, what do you think?
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I think I'm in love with a man
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who will never get married.
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Well, do you have
to get married?
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I don't know. Do I?
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Or do I just think I have to?
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Ever since I was a little girl, it's
something I've been groomed for.
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No pun intended.
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Never for the white dress.
Something saffron and gold for me.
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But it's the ceremony
and the celebration.
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-The romance...
-Mm.
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...is something I've dreamed of.
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Since you were a little girl.
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Exactly. So, at this age,
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do I really want it, or am
I just programmed for it?
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Wait, you were married.
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-Yes.
-Why did you want it?
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Oh, wow.
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Hmm, I think, I think because...
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it meant I was chosen.
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See? That's gonna make me cry.
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What, you don't
feel chosen by Adam?
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No, I feel Adam.
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I feel him more than
I've felt any other man.
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But do I feel chosen by him?
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Is that even his responsibility?
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-Mm.
-Or is it a flaw in me?
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Someone needs to tell these
sweet, unsuspecting girls
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that marriage is way more
than the gorgeous dress.
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Right?
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It's about confusion, not
knowing how to help...
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-Mm.
-...and holding your tongue.
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And cancer. Don't
forget about cancer.
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Harry is devastated our
love life isn't what it was.
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-And how are you with that?
-Mm.
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It's not really
about me right now.
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-Is it ever about us?
-Mm.
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It's about their feelings,
their disappointments.
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Oh, gosh.
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What to say. What
not to say, to help.
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Herbert has been moping around
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pretending to read The Wall
Street Journal every day.
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-Aw.
-And I just want to scream,
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"Go back to work!"
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Mm.
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He lost the election. It's
not the end of the world.
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That one's pretty.
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Pretty misleading.
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I mean, if you knew
what you know now,
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like, the way it really is,
would you still get married?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Me too.
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I'm so excited to show
you my new hallway.
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I may be alone for
the rest of my life.
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What? No! There will be
a new man in your life.
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Yesterday, I had
lunch with a doll.
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Seriously, though...
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Who will I be alone?
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Yes, I know I've lived alone a
lot, but I've never lived alone...
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without the thought that I
wouldn't be alone for long.
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I mean, even when Big
died, after the...
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after the shock and the
total devastation...
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in the back of my
mind, I thought...
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"Aidan. Maybe Aidan."
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And recently, though Duncan, you know,
clearly told me, "I'm not coming back..."
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I thought, "Maybe."
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Hmm.
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But I have to quit
thinking, "Maybe a man..."
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And start accepting,
maybe just me.
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And it's not a
tragedy, it's a fact.
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And I just have to
start accepting it.
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Full stop.
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You are so fabulous.
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Oh. Well, that was
never in question.
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Hey.
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How was your wedding thing?
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-Illuminating.
-Yeah?
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How so?
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Give me your hand.
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I, Lisa...
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...take you, Herbert,
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in Tom Ford suits
or sweat suits...
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'til death do us part.
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I'll get over this.
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We'll get over this.
226
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-Some coffee?
-Aw.
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Thank you.
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So...
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what bulbs you planting?
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Ah, not telling.
231
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You'll be surprised what
shows up in the spring.
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Thanks.
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Oh, gosh, it's the
least I can do.
234
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You're out here, you know,
working Thanksgiving morning.
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It's just a Thursday.
Nothing special.
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Right.
237
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I forgot Seema said you don't
believe in that tradition.
238
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Or a lot of traditions.
239
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Ah. The whole...
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The marriage thing.
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-You have questions.
-I do.
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Only one.
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Is Seema just a Thursday?
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Seema is definitely not just a
Thursday. She's special, she's...
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She's a...
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She's a lifetime.
247
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So, Adam, this garden
is really lovely.
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But I was thinking...
249
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we return to something
more wild, free out here.
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Something more me.
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Great.
252
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Let's do you.
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Charlotte?
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00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,812
-I'm hard.
-What?
255
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,815
I'm crisp and ready
to baste, baby.
256
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,984
Really? How? Why now?
257
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,237
-Who knows? Let's not waste this!
-Okay. Okay, come on!
258
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,615
Where are you two going?
259
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,534
To give thanks.
260
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,085
Happy Thanksgiving, Shana!
261
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,880
I'm so fucking exhausted.
262
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,300
Oh, taxi! Oops.
263
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,888
-Cab's waiting, here's your pie.
-Hi... oh!
264
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,932
And I'm supposed to
pick up some stuffing.
265
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,559
Mom's busy in the bedroom.
266
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,395
Okay, so no stuffing. Got it.
267
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,855
-Thank you!
-Mm-hmm!
268
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,527
I promised you a Petite
Pie Place apple crisp pie.
269
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,071
Oh, my goodness, this
is so lovely. Come in!
270
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,948
-Meter's running.
-Hey, delivery kid!
271
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,491
I got a 25 cent tip for ya!
272
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,742
Bye!
273
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,455
Your gluten-free impostor.
274
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:17,291
Thanks, babe. Happy,
whatever day this is.
275
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:20,669
-You're wearing jeans?!
-When in Rome!
276
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,716
-One chocolate creme pie.
-Thanks.
277
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,970
And please tell Miranda again
I am so sorry I had to bail.
278
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,680
I just think it's better
for me to tell Giuseppe
279
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,473
how I feel after
a private dinner.
280
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,891
-He's just...
-Cab.
281
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,184
Go, go, go, go!
282
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,606
Guess how I knocked on the door?
283
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,525
With my foot. I'm
getting good at this.
284
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,027
Well, now Joy isn't
coming either!
285
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,863
She just texted. Her dog's sick.
286
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,197
Oh. What's wrong with her dog?
287
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,576
Unclear. Just "suddenly sick."
288
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,827
Why are you using air quotes?
289
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,370
Brady's in the kitchen, so...
290
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,746
Oh.
291
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,543
Mashed potatoes. My favorite.
292
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,378
Cool, I'll be sending you
home with a ton of them.
293
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,213
Our guest list dropped
from 13 to six.
294
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,340
Aw, can I kiss the chef?
295
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,967
Enter at your own risk.
296
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,052
Hello.
297
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,221
Mm!
298
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:16,684
So, what, you're saying that
you don't really believe Joy?
299
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,771
Come on. Brady and I had a huge
fight about today in front of her,
300
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,065
and now her dog is
"suddenly sick"?
301
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,569
Well, before you air-quote
her out of your relationship,
302
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,321
maybe pick up the phone,
303
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,989
and find out what's
really happening.
304
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,951
Wouldn't it be better to just let
this fester to the point of no return?
305
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,411
Hmm.
306
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,914
Okay. I'll call her.
307
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,175
It's real.
308
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,427
Sappho swallowed
something sharp.
309
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,013
They have to operate. I'm
meeting them at the clinic.
310
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,306
What?!
311
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,391
I know, but I'll
be back in an hour.
312
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,310
I'm just gonna run
in and see her.
313
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,520
Those dogs mean
everything to her,
314
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,148
and she's just gonna
be sitting there alone.
315
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,192
Should we get the fuck out, too?
316
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,119
Oh, hello!
317
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,621
-Welcome.
-Hi.
318
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,373
Girl, she don't look crazy.
319
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,832
This isn't the mother.
320
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,876
No, I'm Carrie. I'm the
mother's close friend,
321
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,337
so careful what you say.
322
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,173
-Come on in.
-Sorry about that.
323
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,550
That's just, that's Silvio.
324
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,177
He goes off.
325
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,303
He do.
326
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:35,763
This is Epcot.
327
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:39,558
-Oh! Like the...
-My parents were Disney freaks.
328
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,727
Oh.
329
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,896
Hi, Mia.
330
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,815
Oh, hi, Brady.
331
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,984
Oh, he's a ginger? No, girl.
332
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,652
-Bye.
-Stop it.
333
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,655
Can I offer you guys
some wine or whatever?
334
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,783
Yeah, no, thanks.
No wine for me.
335
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,202
I'll have wine,
Strawberry Shortcake.
336
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,830
And also, I'm starving.
337
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,083
Oh, well, we have a
lovely cheese plate
338
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,919
on the coffee table, if
you would like to come in
339
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,087
and have a seat.
340
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,797
I'm lactose intolerant, so...
341
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,467
Yeah, and I only eat cucumber,
brown rice, and seaweed.
342
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,011
Is that cool?
343
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:19,265
Yeah, that's cool, except,
I don't have any of that.
344
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,142
Well, no one asked me, so...
345
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,936
that's on you.
346
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,897
Well, would you... the
offer still stands!
347
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,816
-Come on in.
-Okay.
348
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,320
Oh, I'm gonna get the door.
349
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,530
Here's your wine.
350
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:35,988
Thanks, girl.
351
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,116
Hello there, Carrie.
352
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,827
Hello, Mark.
353
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,954
My name wasn't on the
list the doorman had,
354
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,499
but I guess he deemed me
not a threat to security.
355
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:49,170
Oh. Ha! Well, come on in.
356
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,005
This is not what I expected.
357
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,965
-Well, can I...?
-Oh, thank you.
358
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,591
-Your coat.
-Is Charlotte here yet?
359
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,053
Oh! Charlotte, no!
360
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,808
Charlotte can't come. The
family changed their plans.
361
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,186
-Oh. Well...
-I took the day off to be here.
362
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,979
I mean, I'm unemployed, but
I was gonna go to a protest.
363
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,481
You're here. I'm here.
364
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,441
I don't feel this
vibe right now.
365
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,984
And he's here.
366
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,070
This is Brady.
367
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,863
He will be our chef.
368
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,575
I brought my
favorite Pinot Noir.
369
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,828
Restrained, elegant, almost
makes turkey palatable.
370
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,121
Thanks.
371
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:27,041
Aunt Carrie, I have to
go get seaweed and shit.
372
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,710
Keep an eye on the
turkey, don't let it burn.
373
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,462
Literally giving
Martha Stewart...
374
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,089
-Shall we go in?
-Ah.
375
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,299
-Okay.
-Who is this? Is this, like, her dad?
376
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,553
Mark, this is Mia,
and Silvio, and Epcot.
377
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,889
-Epcot? Like the center?
-Mm-hmm.
378
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,849
My parents were Disney freaks.
379
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,852
Mia, girl, Mr. Man here is
giving Mayor of Whoville vibes.
380
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:51,190
-Can we open the wine now?
-Oh, of course.
381
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,030
What are you doing here?
382
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,574
I was just worried about you.
383
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,952
-How's Sappho?
-She's still in surgery.
384
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,162
And they said that it's
a very simple procedure
385
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,372
-and they do it all the time.
-Okay.
386
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,334
But then, they made
me sign something
387
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:14,171
saying that they're not responsible if
something happens during the procedure.
388
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,007
Okay, but I think
that's just something
389
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:21,470
they do as a precaution to
protect themselves, right?
390
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,056
It doesn't mean that
anything bad is gonna happen.
391
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,683
-A precaution.
-Mm-hmm, okay.
392
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:29,937
What did she eat?
393
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:33,649
A little Lego piece that a child
must have dropped in the park.
394
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:38,112
See, this is why I am
not a fan of children.
395
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,822
Joy?
396
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,198
Sappho did great.
397
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,658
Oh!
398
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,534
Oh, you see?
399
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,412
Oh.
400
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:49,999
I love the autumn.
401
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,919
This time of year, the East
Hampton house is gorgeous,
402
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,589
but you really need
someone to share it with.
403
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,090
Does this turkey
look done to you?
404
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,593
Well, it's certainly
golden brown.
405
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,136
Well, I'm gonna take it out.
406
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,888
If it's not done, he can
always put it back in, right?
407
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,389
I have no idea.
408
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,186
-You get that, I'll get this.
-Oh, okay. Thank you.
409
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,232
Happy Thanksgiving!
410
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:19,653
I brought my stuffing. Sorry, I'm
late. Harry got hard, so we had sex!
411
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,947
I'm gonna kill you.
412
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,115
Because we had sex?
413
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,993
Mark Kasabian.
414
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,370
Fuck! I forgot to disinvite him.
415
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,499
-Hi!
-Charlotte, you are here!
416
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:36,503
Only for a minute to drop off
my stuffing. Family situation.
417
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,006
-I so apologize.
-No need.
418
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,258
Carrie and I will keep
each other company.
419
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,052
Can I talk to you for a second?
420
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,094
-Sure!
-Okay.
421
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,679
-Oh, may I?
-Of course.
422
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,308
Okay. Come on. Come, come, come.
423
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,186
-Hello!
-Right in here's good.
424
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,355
Who are those people
with Mamma Mia?
425
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,565
-Her backup singers.
-Where's Miranda?
426
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,860
She's not here.
Joy's dog is sick.
427
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,278
-She's not even here?
-Mm-mm.
428
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,988
Why did she make me feel so bad
429
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,531
-about not coming?
-Oh, stop.
430
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,158
This is not about her
making you feel bad.
431
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,826
This is about me
making you feel bad.
432
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,871
You set me up with Mark?
433
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,374
I thought you had a
connection at the play.
434
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,085
A connection? Try small talk.
435
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:20,172
I just hated the fact that you
think there's no man out there.
436
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:21,882
There is a man.
437
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:25,094
And he is smart and cultured.
438
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,012
He's been married three times.
439
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:30,265
Yes, I know. But he has a plane.
440
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:41,068
Yes, girl. Yas, girl, yaas!
441
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,277
Hi!
442
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:46,323
Hi. Sorry to keep you waiting.
443
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,536
My girlfriend's dog had to
have an emergency surgery
444
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,829
and I went to be with her.
445
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,581
Oh, that's very cool.
446
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,459
Everything's fine now.
447
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,421
-They're resting at home.
-I love dogs.
448
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,172
I used to have a puppy,
449
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:05,759
but someone left the door
open and it ran away.
450
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,219
Oh!
451
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,013
Where's your
bathroom? I need it.
452
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,976
Hi. I'm Miranda.
453
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,437
-I'm Brady's mother.
-Epcot.
454
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,981
-Hi, Epcot.
-Like the center.
455
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,442
Yeah, his parents are
big Disney people.
456
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,859
-Got it.
-Yeah.
457
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:24,611
Hello.
458
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,488
My name is Miranda.
459
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:28,657
And you are?
460
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,200
Still starving, girl.
461
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:33,120
Could you maybe turn
the music down a bit?
462
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,122
Thank you.
463
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,293
I hope everyone likes seaweed and
cucumbers 'cause the turkey is raw.
464
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:43,589
No! Really? It looked
done to us, right, Mark?
465
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:47,551
Certainly, it did. I guess the
dark chestnut umber deceived us.
466
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,053
Well, can you put it back in?
467
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,637
Sure. You all got two hours?
468
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,932
Oh, my gosh. Oh, I'm sorry.
469
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:57,644
Are you eating cheese?
470
00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,646
Yes.
471
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:01,774
So then, why am I running
all over Chinatown
472
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,817
to find seaweed on Thanksgiving?
473
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,903
No one asked you to do that.
474
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:09,406
So, again, that's on you, dude.
475
00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,784
You said you only eat that shit.
476
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:17,331
I'm not sure exactly what's happening
now, but let's all just take a breath.
477
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:20,209
-She doesn't seem crazy, either.
-Oh, she is crazy.
478
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,087
-This is all crazy.
-Hey!
479
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,839
She's trying to do
something nice for us.
480
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:28,717
And I would never disrespect
my mother like that.
481
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,178
Oh, like the mother that
blocked you on Facebook?
482
00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:33,472
I told you that in confidence.
483
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,017
Does anyone have any matches?
484
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:39,519
That cheese is no joke.
485
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,607
Well, they all ate and ran.
486
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,275
Except for Mark.
487
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:47,569
-What was she even thinking?
-I don't know.
488
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,863
Charlotte convinced herself
that I'd get on board with Mark
489
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:51,907
'cause he has a plane.
490
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,118
And when he comes out
of that powder room,
491
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:59,832
I guarantee, he is going to
ask if he can take me home.
492
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:00,874
In his plane?
493
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:04,211
And I will have to let
him because of what you
494
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,797
and your extended family
put that man through.
495
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,761
Ugh, God, my new
relationship is exhausting.
496
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:16,640
I personally
apologized to everyone.
497
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:18,934
Except the one
who spent the meal
498
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,311
in and out of the powder
room. Who was that again?
499
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,648
Epcot. How could
you forget that?
500
00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:26,358
Epcot. Right.
501
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:49,006
No. No, no, no, no.
502
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,925
No, no, no, no, no.
Down, down, down.
503
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,344
No. No, please!
504
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,139
No! No!
505
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,849
-The good news?
-Mm-hmm?
506
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,185
Brady is so mad at me,
507
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,770
he's spending the
night at Steve's.
508
00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:05,480
So, they're on the mend.
509
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,566
Mm...
510
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,613
This is unfortunate. There's
been a plumbing mishap.
511
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,574
And I'd like to point out, now,
it's not my plumbing mishap.
512
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,285
I don't have a problem
with French cheese.
513
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:20,454
-Oh, did the toilet overflow?
-Not "did."
514
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,998
Is overflowing.
515
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,374
And there seems to be no end!
516
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,042
Oh! Sorry, Mark.
517
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,796
Oh, God!
518
00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:34,301
Well, I'll see myself out.
519
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:44,728
Ugh!
520
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,897
What happened to my life?
521
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:50,067
I mean, six months ago,
I was free and easy.
522
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,486
A new job, falling in love.
523
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,613
Didn't have a care in the
world. Now, look at me!
524
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:57,199
Well, shit happens.
525
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:58,575
Yeah, but it's not even my shit!
526
00:26:58,658 --> 00:26:59,785
It's a stranger's,
527
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,996
and Brady's, and
Joy's family shit.
528
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:08,418
Joy is uncomfortable with
families, and I may, or may not
529
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:10,504
have a baby coming into my life.
530
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:14,800
Well, you won that one. I mean,
Mia really came around to you.
531
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,677
Won the battle, lost the war.
532
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,596
Oh, I'll get that.
533
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,806
It's probably Mark, back
to pick up his dignity.
534
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,101
Oh!
535
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,311
-Too late for pie?
-Never. No.
536
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,438
Miranda's in the powder
room on her knees.
537
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,941
Spoiler alert: the reason
why? Mm, not great.
538
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,400
Come on in.
539
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,412
-What are you doing here?
-Well, Sappho's sleeping
540
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,789
peacefully next to Socrates,
and I just thought...
541
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,084
you spent the holiday
with my family,
542
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,669
I can spend it with yours.
543
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,297
Oh, now you?
544
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:58,051
We are just pathetic.
545
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:02,430
Thank you for coming.
546
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:40,885
Hmm.
547
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,018
So, after all this
time together,
548
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:32,896
you think the only reason
I asked you to marry me
549
00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:35,065
was because I want a mommy.
550
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:37,233
-I do.
-I see.
551
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,070
Let me say...
552
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:43,031
Well, I don't have the
words in English, so...
553
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,750
I'm not cleaning this up.
554
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:58,880
Come here, baby.
555
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,771
Mom, show me the photo you had
Aunt Carrie take of me in the play.
556
00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,648
Oh, I deleted it.
557
00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:19,109
I thought you'd be upset if
I thought about you that way.
558
00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:20,819
It wasn't me. It was a part.
559
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,029
-I took some.
-Oh!
560
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:24,322
-But for real?
-Yeah?
561
00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:26,366
I'm gonna be a lot
of people in my life.
562
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,326
-Okay.
-Here.
563
00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:30,704
I took a million pics of you.
564
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:33,081
-These are so good!
-Yeah, these are good.
565
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:34,750
-Oh!
-Mm! I like that one.
566
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,543
-Send that to me.
-Okay.
567
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:45,510
You know the best part of no
longer being in the public eye?
568
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,595
A second piece of pie.
569
00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:53,143
No, no, no. No, no.
Go. Put your feet up.
570
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,686
You cooked all day.
571
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,063
I got this mess.
572
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,650
You got this mess.
573
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,842
Mm, you know, I don't
miss the gluten.
574
00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:28,678
-Who wants tea? Mom?
-Yes, please.
575
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,180
Is this the pie I like?
576
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:31,973
I like lemons, but...
577
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,936
-Now, that's good.
-I do like that.
578
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,103
Mm-hmm.
579
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,647
Mm. Mm.
580
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:51,242
The woman realized
she was not alone...
581
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,078
she was on her own.41472
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