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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,672 Lilies of the valley in the garden 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:10,093 bowed their delicate white bonnets to the pounding rain... 3 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:15,181 as the woman inside braved the unknown. 4 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,025 I've never had mutton before. 5 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,277 Yeah, it tastes exactly like I imagined it would. 6 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,696 It's very... 7 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:33,783 ...mutton-y. 8 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,285 Apologies. My stew isn't really meant for others. 9 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,704 It's just for me. 10 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,080 I think we need more Malbec. 11 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,875 Oh, yes, please. Twist my arm. 12 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:47,004 -That's good, thank you. -Mm. 13 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:50,633 Well, you can blame the rain. 14 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:54,429 It ruined my plans to take you for a proper meal. 15 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:56,848 I was very surprised to get your invitation. 16 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:01,269 You know, I thought your credo was "work, work, work." 17 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:03,687 This is work. 18 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,356 You're still talking about the stew? 19 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:11,320 So, I'm doing Margaret Thatcher, right? 20 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,405 And I'm down here and I'm banging away at her every night. 21 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:14,782 Oh, good Lord. 22 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:18,160 I don't think this is appropriate dinner conversation. 23 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:22,581 And I think I've got my first chapter to a point where my approach is lucid. 24 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:23,917 But, would you... 25 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,085 would you read it? 26 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,377 Really? 27 00:01:27,378 --> 00:01:29,922 I never show my work in progress to anyone, 28 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,051 but with her, I need an outside female eye. 29 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:34,761 Well? 30 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,514 Will you? 31 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,725 I'll read your first chapter if you read mine. 32 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:43,477 Of course. 33 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:47,189 And when you read what I'm calling a novel, 34 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:50,442 just don't think Great Expectations. 35 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:54,405 Think "Lower Your Expectations." 36 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,369 Oh my gosh, Duncan served me the worst meal 37 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:03,205 of my entire life. Mutton stew. 38 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,625 So, now I've got "acid reflux of the lambs." 39 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,252 -Who's Duncan? -Aidan! 40 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:11,297 Duncan. My downstairs neighbor. 41 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,340 Ugh. 42 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,843 Do you not listen when I'm talking? 43 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,470 No, I listen. Duncan. 44 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,721 -Like the doughnuts. -Yes. 45 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:20,973 Like the doughnuts. 46 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,559 And they say we Americans aren't cultured. 47 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,019 Alright, well, I'm a better listener in person, 48 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:29,481 so get ready for a whole lot of listening, 'cause I'm coming up. 49 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,483 I'm sorry, what? I wasn't listening. 50 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:32,860 Ha-ha, good one. 51 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:38,032 Wyatt's doing this wilderness program in Wyoming for a week! 52 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,827 -Really? -Yeah, and it was his idea. 53 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:45,372 He found it online, we vetted it, all cool. 54 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,457 I don't know, it's a real breakthrough, Carrie. 55 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:51,003 Him, you know, taking the initiative to change things up. 56 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,714 Wow, that's great. That's fantastic. Good for him. 57 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:57,509 Can't wait to see my girl next week and do some listening. 58 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,761 And some other things. 59 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,306 I know what you're sayin'. 60 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:08,979 Oh. 61 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,231 Hi, guys. 62 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:11,983 How'd you sleep? 63 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,443 Rise and shine, beauty. 64 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,778 I let you sleep in. 65 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,989 It's 7:00 a.m. 66 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,824 Not in Bali! I've had three cups already. 67 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:21,826 Oh. 68 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,620 -I like the service here. -Well, don't get used to it. 69 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,121 You've hit the three-day limit. 70 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,874 It's part of your exit package. 71 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,500 Hey. 72 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,294 You'll be happy to know 73 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,797 that Seema may have found me an apartment. 74 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,634 Sappho and Socrates will be even happier. 75 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,551 I don't think they like me. 76 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,470 Yeah, they are still on the fence. 77 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,807 She sent a link. And it's a winner. 78 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,600 Perfect! 79 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,768 You didn't even look. 80 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,187 Just get out. 81 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:52,773 Jesting aside, you're welcome to stay. 82 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,066 No. 83 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,652 I'm a grown woman with a son. 84 00:03:56,653 --> 00:04:00,281 I can't become a lesbian cliché and move in after "hello." 85 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,826 Thank God. That's exactly what I was thinking. 86 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,453 Good. 87 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,581 Hey. 88 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:13,669 Speaking of my son, I would like you to meet Brady. 89 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,628 Oh. 90 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,297 -Okay. -Yeah? 91 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,131 Brady. That's such a lovely name. 92 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:19,258 What's the story there? 93 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,009 Oh, it's his father's last name... 94 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:23,846 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Much too much information. 95 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,227 Oh! Charlotte! 96 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,854 -Oh. -Charlotte, hello! 97 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,357 Bitsy, hi. 98 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,235 You know someone who has the Big C too? 99 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,444 No! 100 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,029 Why would you even think that? 101 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:45,618 Because you're going into Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center. 102 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:50,330 I don't know anyone. I'm just going in to volunteer. 103 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:51,999 -Oh! -To help the people 104 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,417 that I don't know with cancer. 105 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,168 How wonderful! 106 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:58,088 Should I go in and volunteer as well with you? 107 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,299 No, no. 108 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,259 There aren't that many volunteers needed. 109 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,344 Oh. 110 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,680 You know, also... you're always so busy, socially. 111 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,348 Which reminds me! 112 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:12,352 I am gonna see you next week at the "Tea Time at Tiffany's" event. 113 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:13,854 Fun, fun! 114 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,106 What "Tea Time at Tiffany's" event? 115 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:20,527 I don't know anything about a "Tea Time at Tiffany's" event. 116 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:24,114 Yes, it's just tea in the private club 117 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,615 with some influencers. 118 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:27,868 I'm going as Carrie's plus-one. 119 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,786 I may not be an influencer, 120 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:33,498 but I was the first person to buy a Schlumberger parrot brooch 121 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,417 after the Beyoncé ad came out. 122 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,627 Yes. I better go. 123 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,172 Oh, oh. Go, go! 124 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:45,719 I'll send the flagship store manager my purchase totals for last year. 125 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,388 Breakfast at Tiffany's? Please. 126 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:51,183 They owe me breakfast, lunch, and dinner! 127 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,311 -Yes. -Ha, ha! Yeah! Mm. 128 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,541 I never thought this day would come, Rocco. 129 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,712 But Poust and Patel paid the lease on this car, and... 130 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:24,842 right now, I can't afford the overhead. 131 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,349 As soon as the Patel Group is up and on its feet... 132 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,435 I will come back for you. 133 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,816 And, when you return the car, take my vanity plates. 134 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,862 No, please don't get out. Just be easier this way. 135 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,140 Oh, my God. 136 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,267 Oh, my God! 137 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,604 You realize it's not been made public yet. This is a whisper listing. 138 00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:22,191 Oh, my God! It's perfect! 139 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:27,196 I looked for months with my other broker, and he never found any place like this. 140 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:28,905 You're amazing! 141 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:31,116 Well, not gonna lie, I am. 142 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,617 You are! 143 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,954 Okay, so I happen to know the sellers are looking 144 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,540 for 150 over asking. 145 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,835 Offer that, and it's yours. 146 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,587 Oh. Well, I don't believe in that. 147 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:44,754 Don't believe in what? 148 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,214 The whole "offer over asking" thing. 149 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,049 -It's gross. -"It's gross"? 150 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:50,261 I'm not familiar with that negotiating phrase. 151 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,722 Manhattan real estate is already overpriced, 152 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:56,016 and they expect me to pay more? 153 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,269 Sorry. No. I won't be part of the problem. 154 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:02,355 Okay, well, this isn't a mission statement, 155 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:03,899 it's an apartment. 156 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,985 If you want it, that's what it will take. 157 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:11,281 Well, if that's what it takes, then it's not for me. On principle. 158 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,283 You said it was perfect. 159 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:16,620 What's a principle versus a perfect apartment? 160 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,915 Hear that? Yappy dog next door. 161 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,583 So, not so perfect. 162 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:24,628 Well, there are a lot of things in life that are not so perfect. 163 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:25,962 But you keep going. 164 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:28,006 Seema, I believe in you. 165 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,426 You will find me a place just as perfect as this, 166 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,969 minus the over-asking. 167 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:36,515 Just FYI, I work in real estate, not un-real estate. 168 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,352 You're amazing. You said so yourself. 169 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,231 If you choose radiation, 170 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,526 I'll be here every day to pick you up and drop you off. 171 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,278 -And if you choose surgery... -We'll just tell people, 172 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,113 what, that I'm going in for a facelift? 173 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,615 You don't need a facelift. 174 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,783 Well, now there's some good news. 175 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,576 It's all good news, honey. 176 00:08:56,577 --> 00:09:02,374 He said at this stage, at your age, with your health, it's 98% curable. 177 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,418 Yep. I just gotta decide between long-term bowel dysfunction 178 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:07,254 or long-term erectile dysfunction. 179 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:08,797 So, win-win. 180 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,133 He said possible long-term bowel dysfunction 181 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:15,762 and possible long-term erectile dysfunction. 182 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,139 He has to tell you the worst-case scenario. 183 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,350 Listen... 184 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:24,145 I'm thinking surgery. Just get it out and be done with it. 185 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,605 Whatever you think. 186 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:29,652 Either way, everything is gonna be fine. 187 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,948 -I love you, Pollyanna. -Mm. 188 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,075 I love you too. 189 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,707 Buongiorno. What can I do for you? 190 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,959 Signora? 191 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,378 His eyes are up here, ma'am. 192 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:51,506 Oh my gosh, Anthony! 193 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:54,342 This line, it's like the old Barneys Warehouse sale, 194 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:57,096 but instead of Balenciaga, it's bread. 195 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,558 Okay, here you go, ma'am. 196 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:06,896 A cappuccino, half oat milk, half skim, one shot, I'm exhausted. 197 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,149 -Thank you. -I did the impossible. 198 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,526 Hold the applause and the standing ovation. 199 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,612 Oh, I knew you would come through! 200 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,821 Look. 201 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:16,324 -Whoa. -Wow. 202 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,200 Oh, oh! Oh, this is Harry! I've gotta answer this. 203 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,578 I'm gonna take it over there. 204 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,079 I mean, he's just calling to say "hi." 205 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,583 He really does this all the time, no big deal. 206 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,753 It's maybe more perfect than the prior one, 207 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,463 because it's a condo. 208 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:36,927 So, no snooty co-op board, and no noisy animals next door. Pet-free. 209 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,512 Wait a minute. What about dogs? 210 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:42,474 -Dogs are pets. -Well, you don't have a dog. 211 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,477 Yeah, but Joy has two. 212 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,396 Oh my. Doggie sleepovers? 213 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,940 We're at that level of intimacy already? 214 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,901 -Maybe. -Ooh. 215 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,736 She's meeting Brady on Friday. 216 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:55,904 Really? 217 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,198 When will you be introducing her to me? 218 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,866 Soon. The point is... 219 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,910 That you love Brady more than you love me. 220 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,246 Joy is way more attached to her dogs than me at this point. 221 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:08,583 I'm pretty sure, if there's no dogs, there's no Joy. 222 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:12,712 And there's no other two bedrooms in that area at this price. 223 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:17,217 It is either this, you bid over on the whisper listing, 224 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:21,639 or light candles to whatever deity specializes in real-estate miracles. 225 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,809 You have till Friday at 5:00. 226 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,393 Hmm. 227 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,852 Make it a little tighter. 228 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,437 -Oh, that's good. -Mm-hmm. 229 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:33,566 Oh, my God, it's Chauncey, my husband's campaign manager. 230 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,402 He's been harassing me all week. 231 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,028 You bowl once, and he thinks 232 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,657 you're up for every baklava bake-off in Queens. 233 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:44,036 Guy's got some big cajónes for somebody named Chauncey. 234 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,496 -Right? -Yeah. 235 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,456 Well, I'm about to break the sacred rule 236 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,502 of mothers everywhere and put this in silent mode. 237 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,921 Quite a few people I would like to put on silent mode. 238 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,423 -Mm. -You're not one of 'em. 239 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,842 So, I'm thinking... 240 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,891 Thanks again. 241 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,204 No! 242 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:29,749 I... 243 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:31,834 Fuck! 244 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,837 I just... I... 245 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,006 I can't believe this. It's so stupid. 246 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,884 I mean, I thought that, you know, throwing a pebble 247 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,803 at your window would be cute. 248 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,305 'Cause it's our thing. 249 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,558 I think maybe we need a new thing. 250 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,812 Jesus Christ, it was just a little tap. 251 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:54,981 Must've just hit wrong. 252 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,025 Mm, it must have. 253 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,738 These windows survived the Mexican War, the Civil War... 254 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,741 the draft riots of '63. 255 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,203 As in 1863. 256 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,121 Hurricane Sandy. 257 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,372 Fuck me. 258 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,082 -Fuck, fuck. -Ooh, Aidan. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 259 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,876 Watch it. You're gonna get cut. 260 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,421 Me? You're not wearing any shoes. 261 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,380 Why are you not wearing any shoes? 262 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,925 Oh. It's Duncan, you know, the downstairs neighbor 263 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,552 and noise and... 264 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,595 It's a whole thing. 265 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,680 Okay, look, I can fix this. 266 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:28,766 I'll... 267 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,977 I'll find a glazier, and he'll just... he'll come here and replace the glass. 268 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,730 Well, you can't replace that glass. 269 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,357 They do it all day long. Yes, he can. 270 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,400 No, he can't. That glass is... 271 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,737 That glass is really old and it's, you know, 272 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:46,742 it's, like, really delicate and wavy and... 273 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,745 makes rainbows when the... 274 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,456 sun hits it in a certain way. 275 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,750 You're making me feel worse. 276 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,587 I'm sorry, I'm not trying to. 277 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,256 It's just, new glass just isn't the same. 278 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:06,135 Then, I'll find you old glass. I'll fucking find you old glass. 279 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,971 Aidan, seriously, we'll just... 280 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,889 honestly, we'll have someone come and fix it. 281 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,934 Why is nothing going my way? 282 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,025 What's not going your way? 283 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,653 Wyatt wouldn't get on the fucking airplane. 284 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:27,699 No, I thought he really wanted to go. 285 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,451 Yeah, well. 286 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,246 He changed his mind at the gate. 287 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,959 And we were like, "Uh-uh, sorry. It's only a week, you're going." 288 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,128 And then, the whole way home... 289 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,505 Kathy's just sittin' in the car in silence. 290 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,716 And we pull up to the farm, and then, you know, 291 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:48,094 she looks at me right in my face and she's like, you know, 292 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,804 "What did we do that was so bad 293 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,806 that we had to send our kid to the Grand Tetons?" 294 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,892 And she's crying, and... 295 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,768 -Aidan, honey. -No, no, no! 296 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:59,272 Do not feel bad for me, okay? Don't come over here. 297 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,234 Just, in fact, why don't you go put some shoes on? 298 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,696 Okay, but please be careful. 299 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,406 Too late for that. 300 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,826 Okay. 301 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,369 Yikes. 302 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,168 Yes, exactly! 303 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,921 -Cut back to her right there. -Okay. 304 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,089 It's like you're inside my head! 305 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,008 And there it is. Boom, boom. 306 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,385 Oh, God, you're so intuitive! 307 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:34,015 Really? Wow. Can I get that in writing? Because my wife thinks I am clueless. 308 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,185 Oh, you're married? I did not know that you were married. 309 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,729 Yeah, I just like to keep work and personal separate. 310 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,272 -Yeah. Absolutely. -That's it. 311 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,566 Yeah. 312 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,778 Herbert! An in-office visit? 313 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,237 To what do I owe this honor? 314 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,115 Oh, this is my editor, married. 315 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,991 Marion! 316 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,203 Marion, this is my husband, Herbert. 317 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:59,374 -Hey, it's nice to finally meet you. -Yeah, you too. 318 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,292 Can you give us a minute, please? 319 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,377 -Absolutely. -Yeah. 320 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,253 -I'll get a refill. -Okay. 321 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,547 Yeah. 322 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,300 I've been trying to reach you, but your phone's 323 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,469 -been turned off. -Yeah, I turned it off 324 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,554 -because of Chauncey... -Baby. 325 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:16,100 -It's your father. -What about Daddy? 326 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,852 He had a stroke. 327 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,439 Oh my God. Oh my God. Well, what hospital? 328 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,985 -I'll go to him now. -No, no, no, Lis. 329 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,861 It's too late. 330 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,239 He's gone. 331 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,410 What do you mean, "He's gone"? 332 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,704 -No. -I'm sorry. 333 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,373 -No! No! -I'm sorry, baby. 334 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,834 -No. -I'm sorry. 335 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,379 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 336 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,798 -That's my daddy. -I know. 337 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,176 I'm sorry. 338 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:19,455 Hey! I tried to call you earlier, but your voicemail was full. 339 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:23,000 Yeah, there've been a lot of calls, Charlotte. 340 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,585 My father died. 341 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,047 Oh, my God. When? 342 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,424 This afternoon. 343 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:35,053 He had a stroke out of nowhere, and... 344 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,388 Oh, no. 345 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,434 I mean, yes, he was elderly, but the doctor at his last appointment 346 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,896 said he was in amazing shape. 347 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,482 Amazing shape. 348 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,234 I'm so sorry, Lisa. 349 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,779 And they let me see him 350 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,115 at the hospital, but he was already gone when I got there 351 00:17:56,116 --> 00:18:00,661 because I stupidly put my phone on silent mode to edit. 352 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:04,500 So, I never really got to say goodbye because of work. 353 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,504 Work that he raised you to do. 354 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,884 Thank you, Charlotte. Thank you for saying that. 355 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,133 That's enough. 356 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,885 I've been crying all day 357 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,720 and I have to find a way to stop crying. 358 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,223 No, you let yourself cry. 359 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,600 No, there's so much to do. 360 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,686 I have a million emails coming in. 361 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,316 No. No! 362 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,276 This can't be happening. 363 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,778 What? What can't be happening? 364 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,822 I just got an email blast 365 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:39,283 inviting me to my own father's funeral! 366 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,120 Who does she think she is?! 367 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,788 Who does who think she is? 368 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,957 Lucille Highwater, 369 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,669 failed actress turned general manager of my father's theater 370 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,171 and the perfect reason for me to stop crying! 371 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,675 I'm gonna blast Lucille with an email of my own. 372 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,927 Come on. Come on! 373 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,638 Come on! 374 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,517 A low drop to the center, and that's good to get him on. 375 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,353 Do you know how much I love you? 376 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,772 Yeah, I do. I do. I do. 377 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,233 -Honey. -Wha... 378 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,901 -Look at me. -Can I look at you 379 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,445 -after this pitch? -Baby. 380 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:19,365 Lisa just called me and told me that her father died suddenly. 381 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,492 Suddenly? Wasn't he almost 90? 382 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:27,206 Yes, but the doctor had told her that he was in good health. 383 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:30,001 Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay. I see what's happening here. 384 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,880 'Cause the doctor just told us that I was in good health. 385 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:35,256 Aside from the cancer. 386 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,049 -He steals home! -What! 387 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,510 No, no! He stole home! 388 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,013 Charlotte, look what you made me miss! 389 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:46,851 Baby, I am sorry. But that is a game, and this is life, 390 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,228 and we have got to be here for every moment. 391 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,814 Okay, okay. 392 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:54,066 Okay, look, last time we talked about this, 393 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,653 nothing bad was gonna happen to me. Right? 394 00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,323 And I'm sorry about Lisa's father. 395 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,618 Please, send my condolences. 396 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,829 But can I please have my Pollyanna back? 397 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,914 Of course. 398 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,374 Hard drive into third. 399 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,297 Quick throw to second. Ball over the turn... 400 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,716 -Harry, I love you. -I love you, Polly. 401 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,468 But I'm not taking my eyes off the game again. 402 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:24,096 A triple play! Oh, my God, unbelievable! 403 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,808 I have never seen a play like that in my life! 404 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,189 Hey, I put Shoe in her room. 405 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,608 Coast is clear. 406 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:39,654 I found a place with a warehouse full of vintage French windows. 407 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:43,282 Look at this, all shapes and sizes, in Scranton, PA. 408 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:47,578 I say we rent a truck tomorrow, we go down, see what they got. 409 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,623 Honey, we're not trucking to Pennsylvania tomorrow. 410 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,125 -Come to bed. -It's two and a half hours. 411 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,670 Let's go find a rainbow. 412 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,381 I've got an event at Tiffany's. 413 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,174 Oh. Okay, I'll go. 414 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,343 You can't keep a damn plywood plug in there. 415 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,596 Okay, so, you know, we'll call someone. 416 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,848 Regular glass is fine. 417 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,519 -Come to bed, I miss you. -Okay, just give me... 418 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,272 give me five minutes. 419 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,065 I'm gonna find an antique glass place closer to here 420 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,817 'cause I broke it and I'm gonna fix it. 421 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,987 -Five minutes. -Okay. 422 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,909 Aidan? Aidan, honey? 423 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,644 -Hello! -How are you today? 424 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:59,900 Oh, I just love coming to Tiffany's, even if it's just to look in the windows. 425 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,861 Oh, don't say "windows," it triggers me. 426 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,863 -What? -Aidan smashed the window 427 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:07,366 -in my gorgeous French door yesterday. -No! 428 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,743 -Yeah. -How did that happen? 429 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,953 Ugh, it was an accident, a... 430 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,872 A romantic gesture gone wrong. 431 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,541 And then I made it worse by saying that the old glass 432 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,878 -couldn't be replaced. -Oh! 433 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,920 We haven't seen each other in two months 434 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,048 and then we didn't make love because he was up late 435 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:26,094 looking for windows... yes... and then he left town... 436 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,431 to search for antique glass before I woke up. 437 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,808 Oh! 438 00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:34,852 Hmm. 439 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,064 Everything's just so fragile. 440 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,857 Okay, wait. Whats's happening now? 441 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,151 Are you about to cry over my French doors? 442 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,613 It's just everything. 443 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,074 Lisa's father died yesterday. 444 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,159 No! 445 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,244 Oh, no, I'm so sorry. 446 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:54,455 Well, will you tell me when the funeral is? 447 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,624 'Cause I, you know, I would want to attend. 448 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,834 Of course, of course. I should've told you earlier. 449 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,045 -No, no, no, no. -But my mind is just all over the place. 450 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,130 -I mean... -Attention, Tiffany shoppers! 451 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:05,925 -Hi! -Oh, Bitsy! 452 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,761 -Oh, good, you were invited! -I sure was! 453 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,846 My invitation was in spam! 454 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,556 -Oh. -This is why 455 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:14,100 I don't believe in the E-vite! 456 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,227 -Ugh, I'm right there with ya. -Oh, Carrie. 457 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,687 Can you believe it? For a New York minute, 458 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:22,108 I actually thought Bitsy von Muffling had fallen off the A-List. 459 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,444 You? Never. 460 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:28,572 Oh, and I get to see you this weekend at the Townsend boat party! 461 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,784 -Ooh! -Townsend boat party? 462 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,704 I don't know anything about a Townsend boat party. 463 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,457 Isn't the event this way? 464 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,043 I better check my spam. 465 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,879 -Oh. -I did it again! 466 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,094 -Hello, Lucille. -Uh, uh, uh, uh! 467 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,057 Theater business. Sorry. 468 00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,396 I am also sorry to drag you here, 469 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:03,608 all the way across the bridge from Park Avenue. 470 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:06,318 I thought it was important that we talk. 471 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:09,613 Oh, I thought it was important that we talk as well. 472 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,074 But first... 473 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,077 I like your purse. 474 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,371 Oh, thank you. 475 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,878 Michael Kors. 476 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,174 Hey, Miss Lisa! Nice to see you again. 477 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,551 -Can I bring you the usual? -Yes, ma'am. 478 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,136 One chicken and waffles. 479 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,346 The same, Loubelle. 480 00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,182 I am so sorry for your loss. 481 00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,726 -Thank you. -Thank you. 482 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:48,027 Lucille, I was somewhat taken aback to receive an invitation from you 483 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:51,947 inviting me to my own father's funeral service. 484 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:57,369 Oh, I prefer "Homegoing," as I referred to it on my invite. 485 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,455 Right. 486 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:02,958 So, I guess what it is I came "all the way across the bridge" 487 00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:06,921 to discuss is, why is it your invite? 488 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,673 And let me tell you why. 489 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:14,345 When I was sitting with your father, day to day, 490 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,932 over these last 20 years, 491 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:21,143 doing everything I could do to raise money, 492 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:25,731 to keep his beloved Newark Free Theater afloat, 493 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:27,775 your father would say to me, 494 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:31,570 "Oh, Lisa's busy. Don't bother her with this. 495 00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:33,489 And don't bother Lisa with that." 496 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:36,867 So, when it came to his Homegoing, I thought to myself, 497 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,370 "Don't bother Lisa with this." 498 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,289 It is not a bother. 499 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,707 Well, now see, that's news to me. 500 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,167 Here we go. 501 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:47,378 Why don't we go ahead and eat and then we can 502 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,171 -continue our conversation. -There you go, sweetheart. 503 00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:51,632 Miss Loubelle, may I have some hot sauce, please? 504 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:54,219 Don't trouble yourself, Loubelle, I got some right here. 505 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,720 In the Michael Kors purse 506 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:59,474 her dear devoted daddy gifted me. 507 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:06,606 I think Sappho kinda smiled at me, but maybe it's wishful thinking. 508 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,693 I have to tell you something before Brady gets here. 509 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,112 Oh. Okay. 510 00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:15,406 You know how you are with my dogs? 511 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,824 Adorable? 512 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,034 Tentative. 513 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,953 That's how I am with people's children. 514 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:23,414 I don't know if they don't like me or I don't like them, 515 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,792 but it's always awkward. So, sorry in advance. 516 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,295 Understood. 517 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,922 And are you also saying something else? 518 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:35,009 What I'm saying is, when it comes to children, I'm on the fence. 519 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,887 It's probably why I've never had a girlfriend with a child before now. 520 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,099 Am I your girlfriend? 521 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,393 Well, I hope so. I wouldn't be flogging myself 522 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,270 in public like this if you weren't. 523 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,397 Oh, here he comes. 524 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:49,482 Hey. 525 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,735 -Hey. -Mom, what is happening? 526 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,904 -You hate eating outside. -Well, I have my reasons. 527 00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:58,490 -Meet Sappho and Socrates. -No way! 528 00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,075 Look at these guys. 529 00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:01,493 And this is Joy. 530 00:27:01,494 --> 00:27:03,121 -Hello, Brady. -Hi. 531 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,831 -Can I pet them? -Yes, of course. 532 00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,667 So, this is Sappho, 533 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:10,836 -and this is Socrates. -Aw! 534 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:13,548 Okay, like, the two greatest dog names ever. 535 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,051 -Hey! Hey! -I'm off the fence. 536 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,928 Aw, they're so sweet. 537 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,014 Aw! 538 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,349 I should probably talk to you, too. 539 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:26,769 Oh, no, no, no. That's totally unnecessary. 540 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,854 Well, can you tell me of a better place 541 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:32,691 to celebrate his glorious life than his own theater? 542 00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:35,235 No, I can't. I can't. Daddy would love it. 543 00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:36,988 Thank you, Jesus! 544 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,323 Oh, God. 545 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:42,369 This key lime has seen better days! 546 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:47,165 Fine, but, Lucille, nothing too theatrical. 547 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:51,753 What exactly have I envisioned that's too theatrical? 548 00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:54,713 Simple, respectful. 549 00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:57,549 You will pick one or two speakers from the theater, 550 00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:01,345 I will do my eulogy, and that will be it. 551 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,098 Well, now. 552 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:08,727 You've got a lot of opinions for someone who was too busy 553 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:13,649 to come say goodbye to her daddy on the last day of his life! 554 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,528 -Loubelle, may I have the check? -Oh, keep your earrings on. 555 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:20,948 I recognize I just crossed a line. 556 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:23,284 But I want to be involved. 557 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,495 All I have is the theater. 558 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:32,043 And the memory of a man I spent the best part of my life with. 559 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,715 Simple. Respectful. 560 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,175 So, I'm in? 561 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,971 -Aidan? -In here. 562 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:45,265 Hey! 563 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,522 Oh my. So many doors! 564 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:56,109 And I thought I had a shopping problem. 565 00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,904 -When'd you get back? -Just now. 566 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,866 Took way longer than I thought. 567 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,619 I don't think it can be fixed. 568 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:08,912 What, you need four more doors? 569 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,207 No, they're all from the same era. 570 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,460 I just... 571 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,879 I don't think any of 'em have a rainbow. 572 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,132 That's probably gone, 'cause I ruined it. 573 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:26,431 Hey, stop walking around. 574 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:28,683 Come here. 575 00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:34,272 Closer. 576 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,193 Okay, good. 577 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,155 Stop acting weird. 578 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,742 I should have never mentioned the silly rainbow. 579 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:49,370 Give me a kiss. 580 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:58,254 I slept with Kathy. 581 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,760 What do you mean, you slept with Kathy? 582 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,640 After the airport... 583 00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:13,812 she was just so upset and, I mean, we both were. 584 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,856 Or I guess we were just trying to comfort each other. 585 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,733 It just happened. 586 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:23,655 And it was a mistake. I mean, we both said so. 587 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:27,491 And it will never, ever happen again. 588 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,077 It's just... it won't. 589 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:37,877 It's so odd, but I... 590 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,425 I kind of understand. 591 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:48,888 Or, I don't know, maybe I'm in shock, I don't know, or... 592 00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:51,891 No, I do. 593 00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,520 I understand how that could happen. 594 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,315 I'm so sorry I betrayed you. 595 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,483 Wha... 596 00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:03,528 What do you mean, you betrayed me? 597 00:31:06,322 --> 00:31:10,075 Well, 'cause we agreed to wait for each other, 598 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:11,911 and I slept with someone else. 599 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:16,249 Well, I didn't agree to that. 600 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,334 What did you agree to? 601 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:23,756 That I would be here waiting till you could be with me. 602 00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:29,344 And, till then, you could sleep with other people? 603 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:32,639 You expected me not to sleep with anyone else 604 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,142 -for five years? -Well, yeah. 605 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,810 That's what I agreed to. 606 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:41,815 Okay. That's what you agreed to, and even you couldn't do it. 607 00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:44,318 Yeah, 'cause I fucking broke our trust. 608 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,486 That's why. 609 00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:49,741 Oh, my God. This is so male or... 610 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:54,828 oh, my God, or medieval, or I don't know. 611 00:31:54,829 --> 00:31:55,997 I don't know. 612 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,709 My mind is just racing. 613 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:02,962 What do you mean? Your mind's racing where? 614 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,213 Sleeping with Kathy, I... 615 00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:08,384 Because you were upset, I understand. 616 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:13,556 I'm just having a harder time understanding why... 617 00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:18,269 we have not had this discussion until now. 618 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,272 Do you want to sleep with other people? 619 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:24,566 No, I don't want to sleep with other people. 620 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:26,401 I want to sleep with you. 621 00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:30,990 And I still want that. You hear me, right? 622 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:33,660 -Yes? -Yes. 623 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,114 Good morning. 624 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,369 Alright, let me get that for you. 625 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,518 -Well? Do you approve? -Mm. 626 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,854 It's beautiful. 627 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:47,065 Let me get the program out of my Michael Kors. 628 00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:49,526 -I have several. -Yes. 629 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:53,031 You're up second-to-last and scheduled for three minutes. 630 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,408 I only get three minutes to speak? 631 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:59,911 As my King used to say, "No one was ever mad 632 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:02,289 about getting out of the theater early." 633 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,875 -Break a leg! -It's a funeral. 634 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:08,588 And it will be fabulous. 635 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,339 And good morning to you, Mr. Endicott! 636 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:17,179 Now that I met all of Newark in the lobby, could you seat yourself 637 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,307 so we could start the proceedings? 638 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,642 A funeral in a theater? Dear lord. 639 00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:24,644 I'm sorry. She means well. 640 00:34:24,645 --> 00:34:26,938 -No, she doesn't. -Mm-mm, she doesn't. 641 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,691 But her digs are strangely comforting. 642 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,568 Like old times. 643 00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:33,361 -Ooh. Ooh. Ah. -She must be very sad. 644 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:35,697 -Yeah. -What the hell happened to you? 645 00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:39,117 I took the PATH train here. I had to walk from the station! 646 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:41,369 These heels were made for driving in my Mercedes, 647 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:42,704 not hoofing through Newark. 648 00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:43,914 Why didn't you take an Uber? 649 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,332 Miranda told me it would be quicker. 650 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,833 I got here in 25 minutes. 651 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:48,376 Where is Carrie? 652 00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:50,170 It is not like her to be late. I hope she's okay. 653 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,671 -Yeah. -I don't know. 654 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:52,757 Here she is. 655 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:56,676 -Oh, hey! -What is up with his pants? 656 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:59,721 Hey, everyone. And just FYI: 657 00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:04,017 The Big and Tall Shop on 21st Street is now Castro Convertible. 658 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:06,312 So, where'd you get that? The Short and Tight Men's Shop? 659 00:35:07,313 --> 00:35:08,772 Should we go in? 660 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,440 -Yes. -I like a tight pant. 661 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,693 -Thank you. -Oh, Lisa put us up front with the family. 662 00:35:13,694 --> 00:35:15,695 Hey, how was the trip? 663 00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:18,658 If there is an open casket in there, throw me in. 664 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:24,914 I've been thinking about that perfect apartment. 665 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,500 Offer them the 150 over the asking. 666 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:32,463 And find out what they'd take for the furnishings too, okay? 667 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:35,007 Why the sudden change of heart? 668 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,844 I think it'll bring me more joy. 669 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:41,680 Oh, shit. 670 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,015 What? What is it? 671 00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:45,935 I think my pants just split. 672 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,270 Yep. 673 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:50,314 Damn, I can see my big and tall. 674 00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:54,443 What's so funny? 675 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,575 Everything looks in order. 676 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:13,128 Join us, leave your tears and sorrow 677 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,671 Spoke too soon. 678 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,090 Join us, leave your field to flower 679 00:36:17,091 --> 00:36:19,676 Pippin? It's a Pippin funeral? 680 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,845 Come and waste and hour or two 681 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,263 Too theatrical. 682 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:26,600 Ah, doodle-ee-doo-doo 683 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,145 I didn't know we were going to a carnival. 684 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:32,398 Love! 685 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,777 The Newark Free Theater's Post Office Players. 686 00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:41,031 Yes! They delivered! 687 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,992 Thank you, ladies. 688 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:47,205 And now, welcome Lisa Todd Wexley. 689 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:51,792 Come up with me. I can't do this alone. 690 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,963 Change seats with me, Henry. 691 00:36:56,964 --> 00:37:02,469 I cannot see a thing sitting behind Miss Coretta Scott King, 692 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,722 styled by Liberace. 693 00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:08,476 -I heard that. -Yes, I meant you to. 694 00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,397 Before I start, I... 695 00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:17,735 I'd like to thank everyone for being here for my father today. 696 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,237 He was always there for us. 697 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:24,032 As that gentleman just reminded us, 698 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:26,953 my father was there for him. 699 00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,413 It... 700 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:33,042 seems as if my father was always there. 701 00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:38,880 For this theater that he loved so much, and all of you. 702 00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:43,261 He was always there for my family, for me. 703 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,764 And... 704 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,394 I just wasn't there for him in the end. 705 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:58,067 And he left before I got there. 706 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:02,196 And I wasn't there. 707 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,032 And I... 708 00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:09,745 I can't. 709 00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:12,039 It's okay. 710 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:14,833 I can't continue. 711 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,626 It's okay. I got it. 712 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:20,422 My wife was not with her beloved father when he passed 713 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:23,341 but for the last 22 years, 714 00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:27,430 she dragged me to every production that he staged right here. 715 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,849 With some unknown writers. 716 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,979 I think one of them was named Will There Be Afros in Outer Space? 717 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:38,482 Bring the other car around. Thanks. 718 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:43,445 If you're not by your loved one's side when they pass, 719 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:46,615 it means that their spirit doesn't want you there. 720 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:50,410 They want you to remember them the way that they were, 721 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:52,621 not in their final hour. 722 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,547 Here. Belgian lace. 723 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:05,593 Launder it by hand. 724 00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:15,352 Well, I guess now's as good a time as any. 725 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,480 -Mm-hmm. -You stay close. 726 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:21,067 -Always. -Come on. 727 00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:24,569 -You good? -Yes. 728 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:26,112 -Okay, you ready? -Yeah. 729 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:28,323 Okay. Right, left. 730 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:31,494 Despite the shatter, the woman knew the break wasn't fatal. 731 00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:36,665 With time and care, it would soon be repaired. 732 00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:43,546 Because the ties that bound them were stronger than any spun glass. 733 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,841 Go back to sleep. I'll call you when I get home. 734 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,470 You are home. 735 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,684 Love you. 736 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,036 It's open. 737 00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:18,373 -Morning. -Duncan. 738 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,209 Duncan. That's it. 739 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:23,420 I'm so sorry to intrude so early in the morning. 740 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,422 Carrie might have mentioned that I keep night hours. 741 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,216 I was just leaving this. It's a chapter of my book. 742 00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:31,803 Oh. I'll make sure she gets it. 743 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,347 Okay. Thanks, mate. 744 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:11,051 Charlotte? What are you doing down here? 745 00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:13,429 Why... 746 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:18,350 Why are you holding adult male Depends? 747 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:23,605 Harry has prostate cancer. 748 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:27,275 He doesn't want anyone to know or to find out. 749 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,194 So, that's why I'm all the way down here. 750 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:32,197 And, please, forget that I told you. 751 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:35,659 I'm only telling you because you saw the Depends. 752 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:40,414 Oh, honey, honey. Here, sweetie, look at me. 753 00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:42,916 You tell me anything, alright? 754 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,085 Any thought, big or small. 755 00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:49,131 I will not tell a soul. I promise, I'm your vault. 756 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,177 They found it early, but... 757 00:41:54,220 --> 00:42:00,059 I just... I can't stop thinking that he's gonna die. 758 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:04,522 That's why I've been such a mess.55857

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