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Want some hand lotion?
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How many times I got to say no?
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Men can take care
of their skin, too.
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Yeah, men in California.
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We have got to get you
on a plane one of these days.
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I was thinking, maybe we can
spend Thanksgiving at my mom's.
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You know, it's the first one
since my dad passed.
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Of course.
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You're the best.I know.
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So, who's gonna tell your mom?
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I'm sure when we're not there
she'll figure it out.
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Want to rock-paper-scissors
for it?
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Or you tell her
and I won't squirt you.
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You wouldn't dare.
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You're gonna smell so pretty.
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Get that away from me.Come here!
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Come here!
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No. Baby.
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Morning.
Morning.
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Good morning.
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Mrs. McAllister,
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I was hoping to talk to you
about Thanksgiving.
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Well, sure.
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I really think me,
Mandy and CeeCee
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need to spend it at my mom's.
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This is the first Thanksgiving
since your dad passed.
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Of course you should.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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That's a relief.
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Why?
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Why what?
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Why would you think
that I would be upset
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that you want
to spend Thanksgiving
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with your grieving mother?
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Well...
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What kind of monster
do you think I am?
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Um...
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Georgie, let's go. We got to get to work.
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Got to go. Thanks again.
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You saved my butt.
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Keep moving. Keep moving.
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Hey.
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Hey. This is a nice surprise.
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Just wanted to drop off
some of CeeCee's old clothes
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for the donation room.
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Oh.
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Are you sure you don't want
to hang on to these
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in case you have
another one?
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Oh, we ain't planning
on another one just yet.
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You weren't planning
on the first one, either.
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Fair point.
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While I'm here,
I wanted to let you know
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we're gonna come to your
place for Thanksgiving.
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Oh.
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I'm not doing Thanksgiving
this year.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, Sheldon's in school,
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and Missy got invited
to a friend's.
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Well, she can't go.
It's Thanksgiving.
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I already told her she could.
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And to be perfectly honest,
I don't feel like celebrating.
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But this was
Dad's favorite holiday.
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I know, and doing it without him
would just be too hard.
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Fine. Then come have dinner
at the McAllisters'.
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With your mother-in-law?
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Not for a million dollars.
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Oh, come on.
She's not a monster.
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Come on.
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No.
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Fine. I didn't
want to do this,
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but as the man of the house,
I'm putting my foot down.
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You're coming.
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I have a foot of my own.
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Would you like to know
where I'm gonna put it?
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No, ma'am.
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All right, then.
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All right, then.
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Maybe next year,
we can take CeeCee
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to the Macy's Parade.
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You're not taking my
granddaughter to New York City.
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She'll come back a Democrat.
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She's a baby.
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A God-fearing, Republican baby.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Hey. How'd it go?
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She don't want
to do Thanksgiving.
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What do you mean,
like she doesn't want to cook?
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She don't want to do it at all.
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May I interject?
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What?
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I'm considering getting a cat.
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Connor, not now.
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Let me know when.
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She knows
she's welcome here, right?
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She just wants to sit home
by herself.
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What are you gonna do?
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I don't know. I hate the thought
of her being all alone.
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Now?
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Fine.
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You're never alone
if you have a cat.
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Oh, come on, Missy.
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If you come, Mom has to.
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Why are you making this
such a big deal?
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It's a big deal 'cause we're
gonna be together as a family.
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Is Sheldon coming?
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We're gonna mostly
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be together as a family.
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Well, I've made other plans.
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Please.
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Mom needs this.
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Mom needs a lobotomy.
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All right,
I'm done asking.
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I'm telling you
you're coming.
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So, is she coming?
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That's not funny.
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Sorry.
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Here, let me try.
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Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Hey, Missy, it's Mandy.
About Thanksgiving...
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Mm-hmm. Hurts, don't it?
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Sweet of Georgie to worry
so much about his mom.
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It is.
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I hope our kids worry about me
when I'm a widow.
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What makes you think
I'm gonna go first?
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Jim.
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Fine.
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And of course
they're gonna worry about you.
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I'm not so sure.
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Amanda's likely to
stick me in a home
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first chance she gets.
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On the bright side, Connor
will probably be your roommate.
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Very funny.
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Hope you like cats.
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Hey.
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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I thought I'd bring Georgie
some lunch, slice of pie.
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He's on a tow truck run.
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Oh, shoot.
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What kind of pie?
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Why?
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Oh, I was just curious.
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It's pecan, his favorite.
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I was hoping to cheer him up.
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Yeah, he has been
a little moody lately.
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Kind of snapped on a customer.
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What happened?
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Well, they wished
him a happy Thanksgiving,
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and he said, "Whatever."
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Ooh, for him, that's bad.
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Yeah, it was hard to watch.
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Well, this is his first
Thanksgiving without his dad.
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Sure, that's rough.
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George was a good man.
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Sure was.
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You know, I thought
we'd be celebrating
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Thanksgivings together
for a long time.
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Me, too.
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But, uh...
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guess you never know
what the future holds.
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Makes you appreciate
what you do have.
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We're really lucky.
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We sure are.
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Don't you go anywhere.
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Oh, I won't, baby girl.
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You better not.
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I should go.
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All right.
Well, thanks for stopping by.
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Don't eat
Georgie's lunch.
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I am hungry, but I won't.
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So, how's it going?
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My little great-granddaughter
saying "meemaw" yet?
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No, just "dada."
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Pisses me off.
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Uh, enjoy it.
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My kid doesn't even talk
to me anymore.
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Why bring it up?
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It's called making conversation.
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What about you?
How you doing?
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I'm all right.
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I'm a little worried
about your grandson.
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Oh. Is this
about Thanksgiving?
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Well, you just got
to give Mary time.
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When my husband died,
I was just miserable
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those first few holidays.
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Maybe he died
because you're miserable.
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It's a big house.
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Go somewhere else.
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Good day.
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Um, so here's the thing.
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Georgie's going through
a rough time,
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and I want to help.
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What can I do?
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Well, it would mean a lot to him
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if you could be with us
for Thanksgiving.
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Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
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I promised Dale
I'd go camping with him.
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Oh, that's okay. It's all right.
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Just let me talk to Dale.
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We're not
going camping!
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I was gone 20 seconds.
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What the hell happened?
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We're having Thanksgiving
with Georgie.
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I've been looking forward
to this for months.
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Oh, I know, honey.
I have, too.
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What time you want us?
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Your meemaw and Dale are coming.
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I just think it would mean
a lot to your brother
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if you could be there.
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Okay.
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Really? Thank you.
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But first,
I need a little favor.
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Anything.Take me to get a tattoo.
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What? No.
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You said, "Anything."
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Yeah, and then you said
"tattoo."
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I guess I'm not going.
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Oh, come on.
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I can't decide between
a dolphin or a sunflower.
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What do you think?
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I am not taking you
to get a tattoo.
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All right, well,
maybe I'll see you at Christmas.
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Ow, it hurts.Good.
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Hey, Mary.
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What brings you by?
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Just wanted to talk.
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If this is about Thanksgiving,
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I'm not changing my mind.
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Well, your mom and Missy
are coming.
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I don't care.
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Look, I understand, I really do.
I-I just think...
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You do not understand.
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You do not know what it's
like to lose a husband.
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I don't, um,
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but Georgie's struggling, too,
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and I think it would be great...
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Well, I'm sorry if I'm
disappointing everyone,
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but this is what I need.
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And for once,
I am putting myself first.
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Okay. Sorry.
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Hey, I hope it's okay
I invited Missy,
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Georgie's meemaw, and her fella
Dale to Thanksgiving.
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Her fella?
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Her beau?
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I don't know what to call
old people who are doing it.
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I've seen him.
They're not doing it much.
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It's fine,
the more the merrier.
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Okay.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
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And don't think you're
sticking me in a home someday.
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I'm dying
in this house.
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What?
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You heard me.
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What was that about?
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I-I don't know.
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So, good news, your family's
coming to Thanksgiving.
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Really? Everyone?
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Well, Meemaw, Dale and Missy.
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Oh, still no on my mom?
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Um, I tried, but...
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It's okay, this is great.
Thank you.
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How'd you convince my sister?
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I ju-- I just asked nicely.
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That don't sound right.
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Well, what can I say?
The kid loves me.
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Go easy, Jim.
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My second one.
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It's 10:00 in the morning.
268
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,941
Well, I'd put it back,
but... it's already open.
269
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,509
Table's all set.Thank you.
270
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,423
Anything else I can do?
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00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,121
We're good for now.
272
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,514
Ooh, what's this?
273
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,560
Well, that's cranberry sauce.
274
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,127
Why ain't it shaped
like the can?
275
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:35,477
It's homemade.
276
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,044
Huh.
277
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,089
Maybe next year we should
spring for the good stuff.
278
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,572
Smells delicious, Mom.
279
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,530
Thank you, honey.
280
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,618
Why you all dressed up?
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00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,143
I was told to look nice
for company.
282
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,145
That meant take a shower.
283
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,538
Oh.
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00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:55,802
Be right back.
285
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,286
Hey,
happy Thanksgiving.
286
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,984
Come on in.Happy Thanksgiving.
287
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,900
Happy Thanksgiving.Gimme.
288
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,336
There you go.
289
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:13,123
Forget the turkey,
I'm gonna gobble you up.
290
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,908
I won't be eating
any children.
291
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,215
Thank y'all so much
for coming.
292
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,652
You bet.I had no choice.
293
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,394
Good call on the socks.
294
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,656
I'm not stupid.
295
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,754
That beer for you?
296
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,451
No, ma'am, Mr. McAllister.
297
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,105
Another one?
298
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,802
Uh, I haven't been
keeping count.
299
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,674
Well, you let him know I am.
300
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,633
Or you let him know
301
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,982
and I'll stay here
and mash them potatoes.
302
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,767
Tell him.
303
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,168
I hope it wasn't
too much trouble
304
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,997
adding a bunch of people
at the last minute.
305
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,651
No problem at all.
Audrey loves this.
306
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,697
Does she need any help?
307
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,657
I have no idea.
So, Dale...
308
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,312
when are you two kids
gonna make it official?
309
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:14,358
I've asked repeatedly.
310
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,012
We don't need
to get married.
311
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,927
We're fine just as we are.
312
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,756
No, she's hoping somebody
better comes along.
313
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,802
Don't you want
the best for me?
314
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,675
Okay, CeeCee's napping.
What'd I miss?
315
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,808
She don't want
to marry me.
316
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,855
I really appreciate
you coming.
317
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,031
Well, I knew how important
it was to you.
318
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:37,817
What'd she bribe you with?
319
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,994
Nothing. She just asked nicely.
320
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,735
You're a lying sack
of you-know-what.
321
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,261
Welcome, everyone.
322
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,047
As a special surprise,
I have composed
323
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:54,442
a Thanksgiving polka for
accordion and turkey call.
324
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,908
You stay right there,
I got my guitar in the trunk.
325
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,214
No.
326
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,962
Mom?
327
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,746
I hope it's okay
I just dropped by.
328
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,574
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
329
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,707
Come on in.
330
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,797
Hey, look who came!
331
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,065
I can't believe you
got 'em all here.
332
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,631
Well, what can I say?
333
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,720
You knocked up
a pretty special lady.
334
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,594
You sure made your son
happy today.
335
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,900
I'm glad.
336
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,205
I thought you
were going camping.
337
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,685
So did Dale.
338
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,079
What?
Just eat.
339
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,254
Okay.
340
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,259
Where you going?To get another beer.
341
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,479
Excuse me.
342
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,442
Oh, boy.
343
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,923
Here comes one of our
Thanksgiving traditions.
344
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,491
Put that back,
you've had enough.
345
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,406
It's a holiday, I'm celebrating.
346
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,452
You're embarrassing yourself
is what you're doing.
347
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,497
I'm having a good time!
348
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,151
Maybe you need a drink.
349
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,240
I have been up since the crack of dawn
350
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,026
putting this thing together.
You are not gonna ruin it.
351
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,723
Oh, I'm not "rooning" anything.
352
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:45,118
R-Roonin...
Ru-in-ing.
353
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,554
AUDREY:Oh, my God,
listen to yourself.
354
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,860
Eh, I'd rather listen to me than you.
355
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,123
Mom, can I get you
anything else?
356
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,907
I'm sorry, I have to go.
357
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,082
Keep your voice down.
358
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,083
Mary.
359
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,303
Dang.
360
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,392
It's my house, I will talk as lo-- as loud as I please.
361
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,612
Where you going?
362
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,137
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
363
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,356
Don't mind them,
they argue all the time.
364
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,792
It's not them.
365
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,098
Then what?
366
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,144
I...
367
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,841
Tell me.
368
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,587
Your father and I used to argue
369
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:23,069
about him getting drunk
on Thanksgiving, and...
370
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,421
I'll never get to do that again.
371
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,249
You miss arguing with Dad?
372
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,340
Yes.
373
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038
Mom...
374
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,565
I'm going home.
375
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,915
Please tell everybody
I'm sorry.
376
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,569
No, wait.
377
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,181
I got a better idea.
378
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,622
This is nice.
379
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,233
It is.
380
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,410
Yeah, not creepy at all.
381
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,327
What the heck is that?!
382
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,990
♪ I fell into
a burning ring of fire ♪
383
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,253
♪ I went down, down, down ♪
384
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,864
♪ And the flames went higher ♪
385
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,563
♪ And it burns, burns, burns ♪
386
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,738
Ouch!
387
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,697
♪ That ring of fire ♪
388
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,743
♪ That ring
of fire ♪
389
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,050
Still better
than camping.
390
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,922
Everybody.
391
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:39,362
♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪
392
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,537
Huh?
393
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,496
♪ Went down, down, down ♪
394
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,150
♪ And the flames get higher ♪
395
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,194
Come on, Jim!
396
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,544
♪ Burns, burns ♪
397
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,764
♪ That ring of fire ♪
398
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,592
♪ That ring of fire. ♪
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