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You're welcome.
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Come on, Adam.
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You're going to do great.
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I don't know, James.
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Like, this is my first time spreading
the word. What if I mess up?
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What are you, 19?
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Yeah, exactly.
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Hey, that's what we have the buddy
system for, okay? The system, I know it
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can seem overwhelming at times, but at
the end of the day, you just, it's there
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to support us and to keep us on the
straight and narrow while we're out
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spreading the word of the Lord.
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Okay. Yeah, me and my old buddy, we used
to have a lot of fun doing this, and we
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did it for a long time. The only reason
we're not doing it now is because the
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church wants us out training newbies
like you.
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And I'm very thankful that I get the
opportunity to meet you and work with
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you. Well, I'm really looking forward to
getting to know you as well. All right?
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Let's get in here.
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Let's spread some cheese, huh?
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Why are we starting at this house?
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We've literally passed, what, ten other
houses?
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Isn't it, I don't know, a hassle to
backtrack?
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We'll get to them in due time, alright?
Don't worry about that.
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I know the owner of this house.
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This is a great opportunity for your
training.
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That's all I want here.
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It's for you to start on a high note.
Because this door-to-door business can
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be pretty demotivating, alright?
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You ready? Yeah. Alright, let me have a
look at you.
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Let's do it.
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Well, hello, James.
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Miss Carlson, how nice to see you again.
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You too.
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This is Adam, our newest member.
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Well, hello, dear.
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Hi.
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Do you mind if we come in and help you,
or help to spread the word of the word?
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Of course you can come in.
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I've heard James here spread the gospel
many times.
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It'll be interesting to hear how you do
it.
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Follow me.
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You picked a beautiful day to make your
rounds at the neighborhood, gentleman.
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Now, if you'll excuse me for a minute,
I'll be back with some refreshments,
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boy. All right, home.
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Isn't that disrespectful?
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What? No.
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Miss Carlton's cool.
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Me and me old buddy used to come here
all the time, man.
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And she still hasn't been converted yet?
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No.
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So why come here over and over again if
she's not interested?
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There's a lot of other reasons to come
here.
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What do you mean?
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Look. You got a lot to learn.
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So let me break it down for you.
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The church is set up like this so that
we're accountable.
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Alright? And to keep us on our path and
on our mission. Right?
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Right? Okay. So say you do something
that you don't want the church to know
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about. Alright?
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If you don't tell anybody, I can always
choose to look the other way.
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So if you keep your mouth shut, It'll be
our little secret.
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Really? Uh, I guess so.
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Yeah.
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That's the beauty of the buddy system.
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As long as you and me have each other's
back, we can do anything we want.
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Anything we want?
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Anything we want.
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Like what?
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Like that.
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Man, Kyle.
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Is that new lingerie? It looks amazing.
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Thank you, dear.
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Very hot. Very hot, huh?
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My silly husband thought it was for him.
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What's going on here?
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Hey, come on now, all right? Look, we're
normally very dedicated to the cause
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here, all right? We have to think of
Miss Carlton as a little pit stop, okay?
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Like an afternoon nap or, you know, a
little cheat meal, okay? It's just a
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pick-me-up between our normal duties.
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You and...
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Her? But she's a married woman.
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This literally goes against everything
that we've... This is what I was telling
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you earlier, okay?
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Who's going to know, right?
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She's not going to say anything.
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I'm not going to say anything. The only
thing left to know is, are you going to
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say anything?
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Right?
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You'd be ashamed to lose our little
arrangement.
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I know, I know.
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I think you would really like it.
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Try it.
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Would you say your name once?
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Okay,
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fine. But, James, I won't say anything
unless
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I'm asked.
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But I won't lie, and I won't
participate.
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Final. Shall we?
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Don't you turn away. You look boy.
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Oh...
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to be going before those bells?
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I have my mouth full. We could knock on
a thousand doors out there and get two
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god damn signals. It's not going to make
any difference, alright?
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We're doing the Lord's work here.
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You don't want to take your pants off?
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Come on now.
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You love fucking pants.
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Get your fucking dick.
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Get your dick off.
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Jesus, I want you to.
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Dripping like the fountain in the Garden
of Eden. You hear that?
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Come on, Adam.
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This is a religious woman. God-fearing.
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Gotta exercise the demons out of her at
least once a month. Come on, man.
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Adam, you're missing out now.
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This is your eve.
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This could be your eve.
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Oh.
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Yeah. You're missing out.
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This is the best pussy in all of the
valley.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Of the religions, anyway.
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And nobody's going to say anything?
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Nobody.
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This is our secret. My mouth is going to
be full.
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Your mouth is going to be full.
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Get involved, brother.
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You're already doing the war tape,
right?
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Amen.
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The Lord has blessed this young man with
a fine trophy.
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I really am so glad they sent you guys
in pairs.
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Helping the local community.
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As long as we're still doing the work
where it matters, right? That's right.
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That's how I did it in the days of
Christ.
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Jason and all the homies.
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Oh, my God.
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I hate you.
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Oh,
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boy.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Let's change positions.
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You got something to make yourself
comfortable.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now he's a little better.
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Have you met that fellow before?
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You know what he likes.
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The best disciple you'll have.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Told you he'd enjoy it.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you a little more proud?
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Oh, yes.
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Boy, I'll bang the sins out of you.
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Yes.
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Is that how we get rid of the sin?
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Yes.
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Banging the bad in the cell.
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There you
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go.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, now that it's been properly
anointed.
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Thank you.
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What a sweet young man you are.
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Beautiful, beautiful car.
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Oh, Christ.
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You can't take it from behind.
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Thank you.
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And with you working together, you
really are making the world a better
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place.
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Jesus needed 12 disciples. I don't need
one.
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Amen to that.
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The church gave them to me.
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Teach them hope.
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There you go.
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You've got to be the devil in them
themselves.
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There you go.
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Thank you.
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I'm crying.
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I love that.
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Nice lady, nice house, nice work.
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Oh, it is nice work.
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Look at how much her husband donates.
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Church.
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Pop five contributors all year.
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Wow. All year.
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We definitely got to get rid of the
country.
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Don't know what you think. How's
Madonna?
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Oh, you bet.
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You bet.
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Please. Oh,
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now that's nice.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry.
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It's amazing.
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Yes. Yes.
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I can't let you out of here without the
claim to remember that.
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That wouldn't be fair.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, sorry.
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I think we've converted.
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Converted.
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It's a real do-gooder now.
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It happily does me good.
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Told you Ms. Harkin's the best.
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Yeah.
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You converted me.
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So does this happen every time we come
here?
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Every time.
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Once the husband's not home. Once the
husband's not home, we're going to clear
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it.
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You're right.
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What are you doing?
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You could have me a little hungry if
you'd come.
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But I want one last ride.
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Oh, fuck!
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I want one last ride.
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What do you want me to do?
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The boy's the boy of the choice.
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Oh, my.
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Truly an abundant paradise.
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Yeah. Oh.
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I'm gonna get some of that.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Why?
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The devil's danger.
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Thank you, mister.
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be plenty more new blood coming in now
next month. My old partner will be
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coming in with his new party and then
I'll be bringing more back to you next
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month also.
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Well, perfect. You boys are welcome back
here anytime.
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The Lord provide.
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The Lord provide.
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