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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,243 --> 00:00:09,643 This programme contains shocking scenes of violence that some viewers may find distressing, 2 00:00:09,683 --> 00:00:12,363 strong language from the start, offensive and discriminatory attitudes, 3 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:13,443 and scenes of a sexual nature 4 00:00:13,483 --> 00:00:15,643 ..Clive in my house, and he's there when this fight breaks out. 5 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,563 I swear to God, that's the end of it. I've had enough. 6 00:00:18,603 --> 00:00:21,843 So, she found her dad at the bottom of the stairs. Oh. 7 00:00:22,963 --> 00:00:24,803 Yeah. God knows how long he'd been there. 8 00:00:24,843 --> 00:00:27,963 The ambulance took forever. She's like, "Party's cancelled. 9 00:00:28,003 --> 00:00:30,123 "If you want the buffet, come and help yourself." 10 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:32,763 Can she not freeze it? No, she was all dramatic. 11 00:00:32,803 --> 00:00:34,643 She was like, "Get it out of my sight!" I mean, 12 00:00:34,683 --> 00:00:37,803 that was ten o'clock this morning. I mean, he might be dead by now. 13 00:00:37,843 --> 00:00:40,843 It's a wake. Rest in peace, Daddy. 14 00:00:40,883 --> 00:00:44,763 Oh, my God! I love a cheap sausage roll. 15 00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:48,363 Mm! I thought we could start season two. 16 00:00:48,403 --> 00:00:49,643 Um, it's eight episodes, 17 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:53,043 so we could do four this afternoon, 18 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:54,603 and then four next week. 19 00:00:54,643 --> 00:00:56,763 You know, see how we get on. Mm. 20 00:00:56,803 --> 00:00:59,443 Got pizza, so don't go and order Deliveroo. 21 00:00:59,483 --> 00:01:01,843 It's twice the price. We can't afford it. 22 00:01:01,883 --> 00:01:04,283 I told you, I got paid in cash by him next door, didn't I? 23 00:01:04,323 --> 00:01:05,723 How much did you charge? 24 00:01:05,763 --> 00:01:06,963 800 quid. 25 00:01:07,003 --> 00:01:08,643 How much did he give you? 800 quid. 26 00:01:08,683 --> 00:01:11,003 What, he didn't give a tip? No. Tight bastard. 27 00:01:11,043 --> 00:01:13,043 He's a proper little Scotsman, that one, ain't he? 28 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:16,203 But what does she think? That's what I'm dying to know. 29 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,243 Marie. How much does she know? 30 00:01:18,283 --> 00:01:19,923 I don't think she knows anything. 31 00:01:19,963 --> 00:01:21,763 She knows George is gay, though. 32 00:01:21,803 --> 00:01:23,763 No, I don't think so. Of course she does. 33 00:01:23,803 --> 00:01:25,403 That needs a chutney or something. 34 00:01:25,443 --> 00:01:26,923 Mm. And I'm not asking, 35 00:01:26,963 --> 00:01:28,723 because you told me that 36 00:01:28,763 --> 00:01:31,443 I interfere too much with that family. 37 00:01:31,483 --> 00:01:34,723 But she could help. She could talk some sense into them. 38 00:01:34,763 --> 00:01:35,923 But no. 39 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:37,363 You wanna keep it all secret from her. 40 00:01:37,403 --> 00:01:38,403 She's not my wife. 41 00:01:38,443 --> 00:01:40,243 I know, but you could try. 42 00:01:40,283 --> 00:01:41,803 You don't have to be all.... 43 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:44,523 What? 44 00:01:46,203 --> 00:01:48,203 OK. Oh, what is it this time? 45 00:01:48,243 --> 00:01:52,323 I'm just saying you don't have to be all gay man about this. 46 00:01:53,963 --> 00:01:56,083 Meaning? I've told you before. 47 00:01:56,123 --> 00:01:59,203 What? Sometimes, Leo, you can look down on women. 48 00:01:59,243 --> 00:02:00,483 Fuck off. 49 00:02:00,523 --> 00:02:01,523 Like that. 50 00:02:01,563 --> 00:02:03,883 So, Clive is next door and you're having a go at me? 51 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:06,923 Well, you know. Your mum wasn't the nicest. Ugh. 52 00:02:06,963 --> 00:02:08,003 Your words. 53 00:02:08,043 --> 00:02:10,243 You've spent 35 years on Canal Street, 54 00:02:10,283 --> 00:02:12,523 where it's men all day and all night, 55 00:02:12,563 --> 00:02:14,883 and maybe that makes women a bit irrelevant. 56 00:02:14,923 --> 00:02:16,963 Oh, so straight men aren't the problem, it's the gays? 57 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,323 Sometimes, yeah. 58 00:02:18,363 --> 00:02:20,443 I think, in your eyes, women get reduced. 59 00:02:20,483 --> 00:02:22,763 Mm, thank you, good to know. I'm sorry, 60 00:02:22,803 --> 00:02:25,203 that's Carly saying that, my own daughter. 61 00:02:26,203 --> 00:02:30,203 And she says I go running round after you clearing up your mess. 62 00:02:30,243 --> 00:02:32,243 What have I done? I am not saying she's right... 63 00:02:32,283 --> 00:02:34,443 What have I done today to deserve this? That's what she sees. 64 00:02:34,483 --> 00:02:35,483 I woke up, it's my day off... 65 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,043 I mean, it's my fault. I thought, 66 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:40,483 "Oh, I'll spend it with Stephanie. Watch season two. That'll be nice." 67 00:02:40,523 --> 00:02:42,283 And it's gotta be said, when Claude did all that stuff 68 00:02:42,323 --> 00:02:43,443 and emptied the account, you were 69 00:02:43,483 --> 00:02:45,163 too busy. ..my best mate has a go at me cos I was kind. 70 00:02:45,203 --> 00:02:47,083 Ask Roddy. Just ask him. 71 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:49,523 Just tell me, why do you have to make... he'll go straight home 72 00:02:49,563 --> 00:02:51,323 and tell him... ..everything so difficult? 73 00:02:51,363 --> 00:02:53,563 and then, they're all laughing at me. 74 00:02:53,603 --> 00:02:55,843 It's like that. Your hand. 75 00:02:55,883 --> 00:02:58,243 What happened to your hand? 76 00:02:58,283 --> 00:02:59,323 I just bruised it, that's all. 77 00:02:59,363 --> 00:03:01,443 How? At work. 78 00:03:01,483 --> 00:03:02,963 Were you in a fight? No. 79 00:03:05,043 --> 00:03:08,243 You kept secrets with that Patricia. 80 00:03:09,883 --> 00:03:12,923 If you're hiding things from me now... 81 00:03:15,723 --> 00:03:16,883 ..don't. 82 00:03:18,283 --> 00:03:20,443 We are arriving, we're arrivisto, 83 00:03:20,483 --> 00:03:23,963 we are arriving, we're on the piss-to. 84 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:29,723 Jesus Christ! Call the police, the lunatics have escaped. 85 00:03:29,763 --> 00:03:31,603 Hey, come on in. 86 00:03:31,643 --> 00:03:32,643 How are ya? Come on, come on. 87 00:03:32,683 --> 00:03:35,803 All right, Tuckshop? All right? In you get, in you get. 88 00:03:35,843 --> 00:03:37,443 Are you giving up? Eh? 89 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:40,363 Are you selling it off, are you? Are you retiring, old man? 90 00:03:40,403 --> 00:03:43,443 No, I've gotta carry my stuff in from the van every night, haven't I? 91 00:03:43,483 --> 00:03:45,643 And then every morning I've gotta carry it back to the van, 92 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,243 cos I can't leave it in the van overnight 93 00:03:47,283 --> 00:03:48,803 because of thieving bastards like you. 94 00:03:48,843 --> 00:03:50,963 Hey, don't take me on. Look at this. Feel that. 95 00:03:51,003 --> 00:03:53,803 Yeah, you're looking good. Oh, bit of work in that, mate. 96 00:03:53,843 --> 00:03:56,763 I discovered this thing, yeah, with the cables. 97 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:58,763 If you wanna isolate your pelvic floor, 98 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,363 shove your finger up your arse. 99 00:04:00,403 --> 00:04:01,643 Well, you'd love that. 100 00:04:01,683 --> 00:04:04,723 I love it, mate, it makes you tense up like crazy, like, whoa! 101 00:04:04,763 --> 00:04:07,003 Oh, yeah, well, there's nothing they can do about your ugly face, 102 00:04:07,043 --> 00:04:10,883 is there? Eh? Come on. Saul! Saul! 103 00:04:10,923 --> 00:04:12,643 Yeah? Your mates are here, come on. 104 00:04:12,683 --> 00:04:15,083 George, where are you? George. 105 00:04:15,123 --> 00:04:17,363 Hold on. I've told you, will you knock? 106 00:04:17,403 --> 00:04:19,763 You little twat, is that you? 107 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:21,403 What's going on there? 108 00:04:23,323 --> 00:04:25,043 I dunno. Where's it from? 109 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:28,643 That boy Mikey. It's reposted from someone called Beryl5. Who's she? 110 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:34,883 Look, do what you want, I don't care, 111 00:04:34,923 --> 00:04:37,003 but what's your lot at college gonna say? 112 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:39,523 Now, don't be stupid. And get it deleted. 113 00:04:40,803 --> 00:04:43,083 You look very pretty, Georgina. 114 00:04:44,323 --> 00:04:47,283 Roddy, you knob, where are you? We need to get the T-shirts. 115 00:04:57,123 --> 00:04:58,963 All right, Melba? What you having, love? 116 00:04:59,003 --> 00:05:00,883 The usual, please. Coming up. 117 00:05:07,923 --> 00:05:09,843 Mikey, how do you know Beryl? 118 00:05:09,883 --> 00:05:11,923 We did that thing at Contact. 119 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:14,363 You reposted her. That boy in the make-up, 120 00:05:14,403 --> 00:05:16,603 it's Saul's brother. Can you take it down? 121 00:05:16,643 --> 00:05:18,843 Tell her, not me. I am. 122 00:05:33,283 --> 00:05:35,283 You know what they're doing now, don't you? 123 00:05:35,323 --> 00:05:37,803 Huh? Women? They are freezing their eggs, 124 00:05:37,843 --> 00:05:39,643 cos they say our generation is 125 00:05:39,683 --> 00:05:41,803 so useless that we can't touch 'em. 126 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:43,163 Like we're not good enough. 127 00:05:43,203 --> 00:05:46,043 Olly, tell him, when was the last time you had a girlfriend? 128 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:49,803 Never had one. 23, never had a girlfriend. And he's beautiful, 129 00:05:49,843 --> 00:05:53,563 huh? Fit as a fucking horse. But they've reduced him to an NPC. 130 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,803 I've never had a problem. Don't forget the T-shirts. 131 00:05:55,843 --> 00:05:59,763 Oh, yeah, yeah. Grab this. Grab this for us. 132 00:05:59,803 --> 00:06:02,083 There you go, mate, all the best. Thank you. 133 00:06:02,123 --> 00:06:04,243 Kofi, put it down, man, my mum's gonna kill you. 134 00:06:04,283 --> 00:06:07,363 Er, Roddy, are you, are you still vaping? 135 00:06:07,403 --> 00:06:09,523 Mate, like an addiction, I swapped one for the other. 136 00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:11,683 Look, I've got the real thing. 137 00:06:13,963 --> 00:06:15,123 So, I was wondering, 138 00:06:15,163 --> 00:06:16,723 how's your dad getting on? Has he moved in yet? 139 00:06:16,763 --> 00:06:19,563 Yeah, it's great. Sweet. Same size as the old shop, 140 00:06:19,603 --> 00:06:21,243 just better location. 141 00:06:21,283 --> 00:06:22,603 Right. Does he need any help? 142 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:24,843 Nah. He's all good. It were a bakery before, 143 00:06:24,883 --> 00:06:28,763 so nothing's changed. He's just moving stuff around. 144 00:06:31,803 --> 00:06:34,843 Still, if he needs any work doing, I'm available. 145 00:06:37,603 --> 00:06:41,683 You know, just, things are a bit tough right now, 146 00:06:41,723 --> 00:06:43,923 you know, so they've got us on this 147 00:06:43,963 --> 00:06:46,763 breathing Space scheme, you know, it's just...um... 148 00:06:50,963 --> 00:06:55,203 Trouble is he moved the counter and he needed the front rewiring, 149 00:06:55,243 --> 00:06:57,443 yeah, and do you know who did it? 150 00:07:00,163 --> 00:07:01,603 Me. 151 00:07:04,443 --> 00:07:07,043 Yeah, but you're not an electrician, are you? So, maybe I should check it 152 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:09,643 over, you know. I mean, I wouldn't charge much. I did it for free. 153 00:07:09,683 --> 00:07:11,043 Yeah, but you don't know what you're doing. 154 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:13,403 I watched it on YouTube. Couple of tutorials. 155 00:07:13,443 --> 00:07:16,283 It was a piece of piss. 156 00:07:16,323 --> 00:07:18,123 Where are you, Roddy boy? 157 00:07:18,163 --> 00:07:19,723 Monty, come here. 158 00:07:50,523 --> 00:07:53,603 Hey, Monty! Mr G, big man? 159 00:07:53,643 --> 00:07:56,043 Ha-ha! You big idiot! How you doing? 160 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:58,123 Yeah, good, how are you? JMan, have a beer. 161 00:07:58,163 --> 00:08:01,243 Hey, John...John. Come here. 162 00:08:01,283 --> 00:08:04,043 Hey, you still owe me a pint, mate. No, you owe me a pint. 163 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,443 Mr Goss, no way. 164 00:08:05,483 --> 00:08:06,923 Come on, everyone, T-shirts. 165 00:08:06,963 --> 00:08:09,843 Get changed, all of you. This lot are sponsoring the beer. 166 00:08:09,883 --> 00:08:11,443 Heyyy! 167 00:08:15,483 --> 00:08:16,963 Come on, Blues! 168 00:08:19,443 --> 00:08:21,963 Fuck off! Out! 169 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:24,803 I'm so confident that I'll give Tuckshop a blowjob myself. 170 00:08:24,843 --> 00:08:26,883 Heyyy! 171 00:08:41,923 --> 00:08:43,163 Do you wanna know how many goals 172 00:08:43,203 --> 00:08:46,003 I reckon we're gonna score today? One, two, three, four, five. 173 00:08:50,323 --> 00:08:52,563 You like what you see, George? 174 00:09:02,603 --> 00:09:05,283 George, put it on. They want kids buying this stuff. 175 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,443 We're arrivisto, 176 00:09:15,483 --> 00:09:19,563 We are arriving, we're on the piss-to. 177 00:09:23,483 --> 00:09:25,123 Hey, get this. 178 00:09:25,163 --> 00:09:26,323 Oh, fuck off, Roddy! 179 00:09:26,363 --> 00:09:27,563 We can be sponsored by Grindr. 180 00:09:27,603 --> 00:09:30,443 Get off me! You tight bitch! 181 00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:34,043 Fuck off. Love your daddy, boy. Get off. We're livestreaming this. 182 00:09:36,603 --> 00:09:39,043 OK, Roddy, Roddy, Roddy...Roddy. Stop it. 183 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:40,883 Come on, it's starting. Get a beer. 184 00:09:45,883 --> 00:09:48,643 Let me tell you something, boy. All right? 185 00:09:48,683 --> 00:09:51,523 Let me tell you something really important now. 186 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:56,003 Don't enjoy it too much, all right? 187 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:58,763 Eh? Don't enjoy it too much. 188 00:09:59,883 --> 00:10:02,403 Come on. Oi, oi, sit down. Come on. 189 00:10:02,443 --> 00:10:05,003 Come on, everyone, get down here. 190 00:10:06,283 --> 00:10:07,643 Let's get going. 191 00:10:28,123 --> 00:10:31,003 Ohhhhh! 192 00:10:31,043 --> 00:10:33,963 Don't be sad. Don't be sad, baby boy. 193 00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:35,283 Will you fuck off? 194 00:10:35,323 --> 00:10:36,963 Hey, language! 195 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,323 Leave him alone. 196 00:10:44,363 --> 00:10:46,123 Or what? 197 00:10:47,483 --> 00:10:49,243 Or you'll find out. 198 00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:52,963 You're not my boss any more, so be careful. 199 00:10:55,403 --> 00:10:56,683 Mr Goss, 200 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,803 do you know what Saul does upstairs on his camera? 201 00:10:59,843 --> 00:11:02,003 It's none of my business, is it? 202 00:11:02,043 --> 00:11:04,603 A man's bedroom is his castle. Am I right, lads, eh? 203 00:11:07,643 --> 00:11:11,763 We've all seen it. Billy's sister's passed it round. 204 00:11:13,123 --> 00:11:16,563 The noise you make when you cum, you're like a little girl. 205 00:11:16,603 --> 00:11:17,963 You can shut it, 206 00:11:18,003 --> 00:11:20,483 or I'm gonna tell them all why Sheena binned you. 207 00:11:20,523 --> 00:11:22,203 What did she say? 208 00:11:22,243 --> 00:11:24,363 Tell you later. Nah, what did she say? 209 00:11:24,403 --> 00:11:29,323 I can't tell you now, cos that would be...premature. 210 00:11:29,363 --> 00:11:30,403 Fuck off. 211 00:11:30,443 --> 00:11:32,403 You fuck off. Fuck off! 212 00:11:33,683 --> 00:11:35,563 Men against boys. 213 00:12:11,123 --> 00:12:12,923 Hey, Roddy, this is you. 214 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,883 Yeah, yeah, good one, that. 215 00:12:21,843 --> 00:12:25,283 He got you there, Roddy. Eh? He got you there. 216 00:12:25,323 --> 00:12:28,003 He done you. He's absolutely done you. 217 00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:35,603 That photo's back. Saul's brother. 218 00:12:35,643 --> 00:12:38,843 It's on the Lippy Manc site. Once it's out, you can't stop it. 219 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,163 You know what I blame for 220 00:12:41,203 --> 00:12:44,123 the downfall of civilisation? 221 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,563 Croissants. Croissants? 222 00:12:46,603 --> 00:12:49,923 Have you seen them, the modern croissant? 223 00:12:49,963 --> 00:12:52,803 Walk down the street, every other shop's an artisan bakery. 224 00:12:52,843 --> 00:12:54,483 Never mind you can't pay the gas bill, 225 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,643 have a croissant. 226 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:59,563 Oh, and there are trays of these things all pimped out 227 00:12:59,603 --> 00:13:03,203 with crests of pistachio Chantilly cream on top, 228 00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:06,443 and stuffed with a blueberry custard roulade, 229 00:13:06,483 --> 00:13:08,963 and covered in glaze and honey and glitter. 230 00:13:09,003 --> 00:13:11,763 It's the end of the world. 231 00:13:11,803 --> 00:13:13,923 Like the fall of Versailles. 232 00:13:15,283 --> 00:13:19,323 And it leads to the guillotine, I warn you. 233 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,163 Britain will burn 234 00:13:21,203 --> 00:13:25,963 and the streets will smell of laminated pastry. 235 00:13:29,523 --> 00:13:31,083 Am I boring you, sweetheart? 236 00:13:31,123 --> 00:13:33,603 No. It's just this thing. 237 00:13:33,643 --> 00:13:35,003 I think it's my fault. 238 00:13:35,043 --> 00:13:37,643 Well, that'll solve it, typing. 239 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:40,083 That's all the world does now, type. 240 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:45,603 Heaven forfend you should actually get off your arse and do something. 241 00:13:54,843 --> 00:13:57,043 You see, the problem is in the old days we'd have 242 00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:00,323 a fight downstairs, we report it, police come in, done. Nowadays, 243 00:14:00,363 --> 00:14:05,083 everybody films the bloody fight on 500 different phones, 244 00:14:05,123 --> 00:14:07,723 and that keeps on getting reported to the police. 245 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:08,883 We're stuck in a loop. 246 00:14:08,923 --> 00:14:11,963 We end up with 500 different reports of the same thing, 247 00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:16,203 and then the council starts asking questions like we had 500 fights, 248 00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:18,123 when it was just one. 249 00:14:18,163 --> 00:14:22,603 I've gotta go. Louise can cover my shift. 250 00:14:22,643 --> 00:14:24,123 Sorry. 251 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,563 Calico Road, please. 252 00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:11,083 I said, I knew it, I said she was the devil. 253 00:15:11,123 --> 00:15:14,243 Excuse me, I said so. And right at the beginning. 254 00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:15,923 Oh, I'm sorry. 255 00:15:15,963 --> 00:15:18,283 Was I disrespecting your rights as a woman to show 256 00:15:18,323 --> 00:15:20,683 the slightest iota of intelligence. 257 00:15:20,723 --> 00:15:23,403 No. As a matter of fact, 258 00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:26,803 I don't think you treat women badly. I think you treat everyone badly. 259 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,803 Ah, there she is! 260 00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:30,123 Ah-hah! 261 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,083 You do think you're cleverer than everyone else. 262 00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:33,243 That's cos I am. 263 00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:34,643 That's the last bit, do you want it? 264 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:38,043 No, you're all right. That's the problem with next door, though. 265 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,483 You think you're smarter than them. 266 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:42,123 What, the fucking Flintstones? I should hope so. 267 00:15:42,163 --> 00:15:44,043 I know they might not be your sort of people, 268 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,923 but think about it. They've raised two boys, 269 00:15:45,963 --> 00:15:47,523 neither one of them has gone to jail. 270 00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:48,563 Only just. 271 00:15:48,603 --> 00:15:51,243 No, but they're not in prison, they're not on drugs. 272 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,483 I mean, they're kind of bright, really. 273 00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:56,363 One of them walks into your house, helps himself, 274 00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:58,523 and the other one has sex online 275 00:15:58,563 --> 00:16:01,683 and makes money out of it. That's clever. 276 00:16:01,723 --> 00:16:04,443 Not everyone's as dumb as you'd like to think. 277 00:16:08,603 --> 00:16:11,723 Does it show? That I think people are thick? 278 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,243 I mean, can you actually see it on my face? 279 00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:16,083 Like a lighthouse. 280 00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:26,403 All right, boys? 281 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,083 All right, Mrs G? 282 00:16:28,123 --> 00:16:30,283 Our mum says hello, and thanks for the blankets. 283 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:35,003 Remember what I said - no vaping. It stinks the house out. 284 00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,883 Bunch of idiots, you lot. You want pizza at half-time, 285 00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:39,323 you need to put it on now. 286 00:16:39,363 --> 00:16:42,523 Marie. Saul could buy us caviar all the money he's earning. 287 00:16:42,563 --> 00:16:44,123 Fuck sake, Roddy. 288 00:17:12,483 --> 00:17:13,763 What you doing here? 289 00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:15,883 I was just passing. I knew you lived next door to the boss. 290 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,163 No, no, you can't come in. 291 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,763 I don't want to. I thought we could go into town. 292 00:17:19,803 --> 00:17:21,283 They've got the Maker's Market in Ancoats. 293 00:17:21,323 --> 00:17:23,603 No, no, just...can you go? Thanks. 294 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,883 George, I saw the live stream, OK? I was worried. 295 00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:26,963 They were battering you. 296 00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:28,283 It's football. 297 00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:30,603 Don't be so stupid! Now, fuck off! 298 00:17:30,643 --> 00:17:32,323 I can't be seen with you. 299 00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:35,523 Why not? Because look at you. 300 00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:39,003 You can't come near my house, so just go. 301 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,243 Where have you been? 302 00:17:49,283 --> 00:17:50,683 Nowhere. 303 00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:53,443 Why'd you go outside? 304 00:17:55,123 --> 00:17:57,323 Dunno. Just went out. 305 00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:00,803 But what for? 306 00:18:02,323 --> 00:18:04,443 Leave...leave it, leave it. 307 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,563 But what...? 308 00:18:09,603 --> 00:18:11,083 Ten minutes for the pizza. 309 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,403 Hey, George, you missed it. Player's half asleep. 310 00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:26,003 What are you doing here? 311 00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:41,283 Oh, a penalty! Got to be a penalty that! 312 00:19:14,963 --> 00:19:17,723 I said hello to George online, and we got on. 313 00:19:17,763 --> 00:19:20,243 He's a laugh. I took him out for a drink. 314 00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,563 What did you do that for? 315 00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:24,843 How old are you? 25. 316 00:19:24,883 --> 00:19:25,923 He's 16. 317 00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:28,403 Yeah. I know. That's the point. He's only 16. 318 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:29,603 Who's looking out for him? 319 00:19:29,643 --> 00:19:32,003 But I'm just the neighbour. What am I supposed to do? 320 00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:34,403 There's this photo as well. 321 00:19:35,443 --> 00:19:36,843 We were messing about and... 322 00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:38,563 Well, what the fuck did you do to him? 323 00:19:38,603 --> 00:19:39,683 We were just having a laugh. 324 00:19:39,723 --> 00:19:41,803 Oh, that's clever, so you thought you'd recruit him at the same time. 325 00:19:41,843 --> 00:19:43,363 All right, back off, Steph. 326 00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:45,243 Nothing to do with me. 327 00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:48,083 But he saw me just now - Clive - and he's not gonna be happy. 328 00:19:48,123 --> 00:19:49,563 Yeah, he's not a monster. 329 00:19:49,603 --> 00:19:52,603 Excuse me? After everything he did to you? 330 00:19:55,563 --> 00:19:57,923 All right, but George will just have a bad afternoon. 331 00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:00,963 Don't we all? It's part of growing up, isn't it? 332 00:20:01,003 --> 00:20:03,523 Tell you what, I know Marie. Why don't I give her a call? 333 00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:05,923 No. I know what I'm doing. 334 00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:09,243 I'll just suggest they keep it down a bit, and it might all calm down. 335 00:20:11,123 --> 00:20:12,323 Clive will never see this. 336 00:20:12,363 --> 00:20:13,763 Mikey's seen it, 337 00:20:13,803 --> 00:20:16,803 and Mikey knows Saul, and if Saul sees it... 338 00:20:25,163 --> 00:20:27,323 Hi, Marie, it's Steph. 339 00:20:27,363 --> 00:20:29,123 Bless George. He looks quite nice. 340 00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:31,363 I was just wondering, I'm in Leo's... 341 00:20:31,403 --> 00:20:33,843 My mum caught me in full make-up, and I was older than him. 342 00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:35,203 You're noisy! 343 00:20:35,243 --> 00:20:37,163 I was 18, and you know what happened then. 344 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,363 If you can... Well, what can I do? 345 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,603 I guess I could have a chat with Clive. 346 00:20:41,643 --> 00:20:43,363 In a weird way, we get on quite well. 347 00:20:43,403 --> 00:20:45,563 But I can't just walk in there. 348 00:20:45,603 --> 00:20:47,323 I haven't an excuse to... 349 00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:51,003 Yes, I have. 350 00:20:52,963 --> 00:20:54,483 I'll just be two minutes. 351 00:20:54,523 --> 00:20:56,323 I didn't really know what to say. 352 00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:57,923 Don't start episode three without me. 353 00:20:57,963 --> 00:20:59,723 What you doing? 354 00:21:01,643 --> 00:21:03,483 He isn't going next door, is he? 355 00:21:05,603 --> 00:21:07,163 What have you done now? 356 00:21:07,203 --> 00:21:08,403 How's it my fault? 357 00:21:08,443 --> 00:21:11,963 Well, the amount of hormones you're on, no wonder you overreact. 358 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,083 I had a thought. 359 00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:20,243 It's gonna cost me 200 quid to have my locks replaced, 360 00:21:20,283 --> 00:21:23,603 but why bother? We've sorted that out. 361 00:21:23,643 --> 00:21:26,083 There's no way it would ever happen again. 362 00:21:26,123 --> 00:21:28,203 And it's really convenient you having my key. 363 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:31,763 So, a wee peace offering. 364 00:21:35,283 --> 00:21:36,723 Sorry to interrupt. 365 00:21:39,603 --> 00:21:41,163 It's half-time. 366 00:21:42,323 --> 00:21:45,843 Well, if you've got five minutes, could I have a little word? 367 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,563 Look, I know they're all just having fun, 368 00:22:05,603 --> 00:22:10,123 but I've been there, on the receiving end, so to speak. 369 00:22:11,923 --> 00:22:13,803 So, you're watching us? 370 00:22:13,843 --> 00:22:16,083 No, it's online. Everyone can see that. 371 00:22:16,123 --> 00:22:18,643 They're broadcasting live from your house. 372 00:22:18,683 --> 00:22:20,803 And I was just saying next door, right now, 373 00:22:20,843 --> 00:22:23,363 it's a funny thing, sociologically... 374 00:22:24,403 --> 00:22:26,483 ..gangs of lads always know when someone's gay. 375 00:22:26,523 --> 00:22:30,563 It's like a herd instinct, and they can pick on him. 376 00:22:30,603 --> 00:22:32,683 So, you're saying George is gay? 377 00:22:35,403 --> 00:22:36,443 Well, we talked about this. 378 00:22:36,483 --> 00:22:39,563 No, we said we don't know. So, what, you've made your mind up without me, 379 00:22:39,603 --> 00:22:42,963 have you? You and your mates, and that Zee. 380 00:22:43,003 --> 00:22:44,523 Is she next door, is she, right now? 381 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,883 Because she was outside. Or he was outside, 382 00:22:46,923 --> 00:22:50,963 or they were outside. How does she know George? 383 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,323 She knows Saul, she follows him, so she follows his brother. 384 00:22:53,363 --> 00:22:54,603 Yeah, you follow someone online, 385 00:22:54,643 --> 00:22:56,923 you don't follow them home. 386 00:22:56,963 --> 00:22:58,043 So, you sit there... 387 00:22:59,563 --> 00:23:03,243 ..in your house, with your mates, and you follow Saul, 388 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:05,803 and you follow George, and those great big lads, 389 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,163 and you watch their videos. 390 00:23:08,923 --> 00:23:10,523 Are you watching with your pants down, Leo? Oh. 391 00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:13,523 And then you come round here and you say that I'm a bad father. What? 392 00:23:13,563 --> 00:23:16,843 Will you bollock them, Clive? They're pissing out the back. 393 00:23:16,883 --> 00:23:19,083 For God's sake. Bloody idiots. 394 00:23:19,123 --> 00:23:20,963 Can I have my phone back? 395 00:23:21,003 --> 00:23:22,883 What you doing here? 396 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:25,603 Why is your friend Steph phoning me? 397 00:23:25,643 --> 00:23:29,963 I dunno. I just popped in. 398 00:23:30,003 --> 00:23:32,323 Clive, can I have my phone back, please? 399 00:23:32,363 --> 00:23:35,043 You two. I won't tell you again! 400 00:23:36,403 --> 00:23:38,803 Hi, Mr Struthers. Are we making too much noise? 401 00:23:38,843 --> 00:23:41,963 No, no, no, you're good. Good. Hello, George. 402 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,123 That's the man I was talking about. I worked for him. 403 00:23:50,443 --> 00:23:52,963 All right, move out the way, move out the way. You take that? 404 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:58,843 Help yourself, Leo. We've got pizza for 5,000. 405 00:23:58,883 --> 00:24:01,163 Most of it on the floor. Monty, what are you doing? 406 00:24:01,203 --> 00:24:02,403 Sorry Mrs G. 407 00:24:02,443 --> 00:24:04,043 Sorry, Mum, he's a fucking idiot. 408 00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:07,163 Yeah, you can shut it, mummy's boy. 409 00:24:07,203 --> 00:24:09,963 I was talking about you, mister. Oh? 410 00:24:10,003 --> 00:24:12,643 Did Clive tell you what's happening at work for me? 411 00:24:12,683 --> 00:24:15,483 No. The academy is merging three kitchens, 412 00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:19,843 so my job is in consultation. We all know what that means. 413 00:24:19,883 --> 00:24:23,083 That's tough. No, but the real problem is my boss, 414 00:24:23,123 --> 00:24:27,323 Alexander, he's a gay man, you see. 415 00:24:27,363 --> 00:24:28,683 Well, I don't actually know him. 416 00:24:28,723 --> 00:24:30,003 But this is what he does. 417 00:24:30,043 --> 00:24:32,923 He employs young lads in the kitchen, 418 00:24:32,963 --> 00:24:34,763 and I mean young, 419 00:24:34,803 --> 00:24:37,203 and they get younger and younger, those boys. 420 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:38,603 Yeah, one of them is under 16. 421 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:41,283 And the funny thing is, are their jobs in danger? 422 00:24:41,323 --> 00:24:42,923 No, they're not, they're safe. 423 00:24:42,963 --> 00:24:45,443 It's the women the first to go. Thank you. 424 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,123 OK, but that is not my fault. 425 00:24:47,163 --> 00:24:49,883 Never is, is it? Blame-free. 426 00:24:51,963 --> 00:24:53,883 Now, behave yourselves, you lot, 427 00:24:53,923 --> 00:24:56,123 and don't start mooning, for Christ's sake. 428 00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:57,563 I can't promise, Marie. 429 00:24:57,603 --> 00:24:59,563 Have fun. Sorry, is it Mr Struthers? 430 00:24:59,603 --> 00:25:01,083 Can I ask, have you got any jobs going? 431 00:25:01,123 --> 00:25:02,763 It's just Saul was saying about the bar. 432 00:25:02,803 --> 00:25:04,923 Er, not at the moment. But we get a high turnover, 433 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,963 so it's worth asking. We're Spit & Polish. 434 00:25:07,003 --> 00:25:08,163 You should look at the website. 435 00:25:08,203 --> 00:25:09,803 It's a gay bar, Olly. 436 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,163 I'll show my arse, I don't care. 437 00:25:11,203 --> 00:25:13,043 Hey, it's a good arse. 438 00:25:14,243 --> 00:25:16,083 Yeah, it doesn't actually matter, 439 00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:18,043 cos you don't have to be gay to work there. 440 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,363 We're actually not allowed to ask. 441 00:25:19,403 --> 00:25:22,843 You? Don't ask? Beg your pardon. He's fucking obsessed. 442 00:25:22,883 --> 00:25:25,283 No, it's the law, Clive, as you well know. 443 00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:27,123 If you were gonna take on an apprentice, 444 00:25:27,163 --> 00:25:29,683 you wouldn't be able to ask if he was gay or straight. 445 00:25:29,723 --> 00:25:31,843 Well, I'd know, though, wouldn't I? I'd know, wouldn't I, lads? 446 00:25:33,443 --> 00:25:36,163 Would you know if someone's gay just by looking? 447 00:25:38,363 --> 00:25:39,643 Not always. 448 00:25:39,683 --> 00:25:41,363 Well, could you tell with us? 449 00:25:43,603 --> 00:25:46,803 Um, well, that depends. 450 00:25:46,843 --> 00:25:49,283 Well, go on. Law of averages, it's gotta be one of us. 451 00:25:49,323 --> 00:25:51,003 Which one, is it? 452 00:25:51,043 --> 00:25:52,803 Um... Have you got Grindr on your phone? 453 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,003 Hey, I've got his phone here. 454 00:25:54,043 --> 00:25:56,563 Yeah, could, could I have that back, please? 455 00:25:56,603 --> 00:25:58,163 Seriously, can I have my phone back? Thank you. 456 00:25:58,203 --> 00:25:59,483 Go on, open it up. 457 00:25:59,523 --> 00:26:00,603 Got it, got it. 458 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,563 Open it, go on. Hey, hey, the Grindr test. 459 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:06,403 Cos if one of us is bent, that thing's gonna go ping. 460 00:26:06,443 --> 00:26:07,803 Oi-oi, I'll tell you what, boys, 461 00:26:07,843 --> 00:26:10,323 if anyone in this room is gonna nosh us off, 462 00:26:10,363 --> 00:26:12,203 Tuckshop would eat anything. 463 00:26:12,243 --> 00:26:15,323 You know what? I'll take it, lads, I'll take it. 464 00:26:15,363 --> 00:26:16,763 Wait a minute, whoa. 465 00:26:18,763 --> 00:26:20,483 Was it your house that George was in, 466 00:26:20,523 --> 00:26:23,483 drinking wine and...and wanking off? Cos Saul said... 467 00:26:23,523 --> 00:26:24,723 Shut up, that's been sorted. 468 00:26:24,763 --> 00:26:26,803 You're the gay next door, yeah? 469 00:26:26,843 --> 00:26:28,523 Ah! 470 00:26:28,563 --> 00:26:32,123 Cos I warn you, leave Georgie Girl alone, old man. 471 00:26:34,163 --> 00:26:35,923 That bitch is mine. 472 00:26:35,963 --> 00:26:37,763 Come on, Roddy. 473 00:26:37,803 --> 00:26:39,203 Oh, my God! He's hard! 474 00:26:39,243 --> 00:26:41,563 Fuck off! 475 00:26:41,603 --> 00:26:44,083 He's got a hard-on. I'm not kidding. He fancies me! 476 00:26:44,123 --> 00:26:47,403 Oh, he shamed you! He's so ashamed! 477 00:26:47,443 --> 00:26:49,963 Look at his face. Look at his face! 478 00:26:50,003 --> 00:26:52,043 Hey, George, my man. 479 00:26:55,643 --> 00:26:57,883 Oi...Oi. I'll tell you what though, boys. 480 00:26:57,923 --> 00:26:59,323 I've had bigger. 481 00:27:05,203 --> 00:27:06,643 You can fuck off, you little prick. 482 00:27:06,683 --> 00:27:08,483 Takes one to know one, mate. Takes one to know one. 483 00:27:08,523 --> 00:27:10,643 Congratulations, George! 484 00:27:10,683 --> 00:27:12,243 Go on! 485 00:27:14,683 --> 00:27:16,763 Keep it down in there, will you? 486 00:27:26,483 --> 00:27:28,443 Proud of you, mate. 487 00:27:28,483 --> 00:27:29,603 Go on, George. 488 00:27:29,643 --> 00:27:31,403 You proud of yourself? 489 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:32,763 I didn't do anything. 490 00:27:32,803 --> 00:27:34,203 It's gotta be said though, boys, eh, 491 00:27:34,243 --> 00:27:35,883 it's gotta be said that my little George, 492 00:27:35,923 --> 00:27:37,283 he didn't stand a chance 493 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,443 with this little pansy next door. Cos you know what? 494 00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:41,123 He follows you. 495 00:27:41,163 --> 00:27:44,403 Yeah, all of you. Online. He's watching you. Look. 496 00:27:44,443 --> 00:27:45,763 Is that my video? 497 00:27:45,803 --> 00:27:47,963 Yeah. Everything you do, he's watching. 498 00:27:48,003 --> 00:27:50,523 That's not fair. All the time. Can I just have that back? 499 00:27:50,563 --> 00:27:52,323 Why? Cos what else is on there, eh? 500 00:27:52,363 --> 00:27:55,723 Thing is, Mr Goss, those boys of yours, 501 00:27:55,763 --> 00:27:56,883 they're filthy. 502 00:27:58,083 --> 00:27:59,803 They're fucking obscene. 503 00:27:59,843 --> 00:28:01,683 Both of them, hey? 504 00:28:04,803 --> 00:28:06,923 Turn it off. Turn it off. 505 00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:11,563 Get off me. Get off me. 506 00:28:14,963 --> 00:28:16,643 Go on, have a look, have a look. 507 00:28:18,243 --> 00:28:21,043 All right, all right. That's me. 508 00:28:22,483 --> 00:28:24,723 That's me. Tell you what, Monty, 509 00:28:24,763 --> 00:28:26,563 they wouldn't have you, mate. 510 00:28:32,563 --> 00:28:35,883 Hey, Hey, Hey. Good on you, lad, good on you. 511 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,683 Oh, fucking hell, Dad, I'm sorry. 512 00:28:37,723 --> 00:28:40,763 No. Hey, it's good, isn't it? Cos you know, you're earning money, 513 00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:43,923 and that's what counts, isn't it, eh, the coin? 514 00:28:43,963 --> 00:28:45,883 Good on you. 515 00:28:53,203 --> 00:28:55,243 Turning you on, George? 516 00:28:55,283 --> 00:28:56,923 You're going too far, Roddy? 517 00:28:56,963 --> 00:28:59,523 Incest is best, yeah? So. 518 00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:02,123 Look, I think I'd better leave you, Clive. Can I just have my phone? 519 00:29:02,163 --> 00:29:03,763 You've seen it all before anyway, haven't you? 520 00:29:03,803 --> 00:29:07,963 Eh? He's seen it before, Mr Struthers from number five, yeah. 521 00:29:08,003 --> 00:29:11,203 You know what? He's seen you, Saul. 522 00:29:11,243 --> 00:29:15,123 He sits there not ten feet away, watching videos of you. 523 00:29:15,163 --> 00:29:16,403 Oh, my God. On his computer. 524 00:29:16,443 --> 00:29:18,203 You don't...you don't subscribe, do you? 525 00:29:18,243 --> 00:29:19,963 No, I do not. 526 00:29:20,003 --> 00:29:22,603 What's this then? It's on your bar's website. 527 00:29:22,643 --> 00:29:25,003 Sicko. 528 00:29:25,043 --> 00:29:26,083 Fucking hell, George, 529 00:29:26,123 --> 00:29:28,283 you got something to tell us, then, or what? 530 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:38,763 What's that? 531 00:29:45,323 --> 00:29:47,603 George, what is that? 532 00:29:47,643 --> 00:29:49,323 I don't know. 533 00:29:49,363 --> 00:29:50,603 What are you doing there? I don't know. 534 00:29:50,643 --> 00:29:51,723 Where is that? Oh, come on, it's... 535 00:29:51,763 --> 00:29:53,203 Shut up, you! 536 00:29:53,243 --> 00:29:54,763 You pornographer! 537 00:29:57,723 --> 00:29:59,243 Now, you tell me what that is. 538 00:29:59,283 --> 00:30:01,363 Look, I just think that sometimes when we just have 539 00:30:01,403 --> 00:30:02,763 a lot to drink, we do silly things. 540 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:05,083 That, to me, looks like a mad night out with some daft mates. 541 00:30:05,123 --> 00:30:06,923 So, what, he was with you? No. 542 00:30:06,963 --> 00:30:09,203 Is that round your house? No, it's not. 543 00:30:09,243 --> 00:30:10,843 So, how did you know he was drunk then? 544 00:30:12,323 --> 00:30:14,043 What, did you get him pissed and then dress him up, did you? 545 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:15,283 Clive, just stop it. 546 00:30:15,323 --> 00:30:17,203 Or did you put lipstick on him like a little doll, did you? 547 00:30:17,243 --> 00:30:20,723 For Christ sakes! It's a boy in 2026 having a laugh. 548 00:30:20,763 --> 00:30:23,443 He lives right next door, Clive. It's never a stranger. 549 00:30:23,483 --> 00:30:24,883 There's lots of it and all. 550 00:30:36,243 --> 00:30:38,683 Fucking hell George, something to tell us, then? 551 00:30:50,043 --> 00:30:51,043 What you doing to him? 552 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,803 I'm not doing anything, and I think I'm better off going. 553 00:30:53,843 --> 00:30:55,163 No! 554 00:30:55,203 --> 00:30:56,843 Come on! 555 00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:05,043 Shocking scenes of violence that some viewers may find distressing 556 00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:06,283 You're trying to change my son. Let me go. 557 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:07,803 You're trying to change him. Just let me go. 558 00:31:07,843 --> 00:31:09,963 Turning him into a little girl? Clive, let me go. 559 00:31:10,003 --> 00:31:12,163 You seen those photos? What they do to you when you're trans? 560 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,163 Cos they chop your cock off. Look. 561 00:31:14,203 --> 00:31:15,403 Ask George. 562 00:31:15,443 --> 00:31:16,443 What the fuck? Well? 563 00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:19,923 He didn't do anything. I'd never let him touch me. He's got HIV. 564 00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:22,083 Dirty fuck! You filthy bastard! 565 00:31:22,123 --> 00:31:24,163 You gotta watch yourself, Mr Goss, don't touch him. 566 00:31:24,203 --> 00:31:27,683 I saw the pills in his house. I looked 'em up. He's infected. 567 00:31:27,723 --> 00:31:30,123 I've had it for years, and I'm fine. 568 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:34,763 But according to Clive, there's no such thing as HIV, 569 00:31:34,803 --> 00:31:39,243 so go on. Tell 'em, with all your wisdom, educate the lads. 570 00:31:39,283 --> 00:31:41,083 What's this on your back, George? Hey, what does that say? 571 00:31:41,123 --> 00:31:43,323 Is that on the T-shirt? No, no, no, it's on his skin. It's a word. 572 00:31:43,363 --> 00:31:45,163 It's nothing, it's not anything. 573 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:48,043 Let's have a look... 574 00:31:48,083 --> 00:31:49,763 What the fuck is that, you weird kid? 575 00:31:49,803 --> 00:31:50,843 Flo, what's Flo? 576 00:31:50,883 --> 00:31:53,363 Hey, you got anything else? 577 00:31:53,403 --> 00:31:54,963 What does that mean? 578 00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:58,123 What is it? George, what the fuck, is it? 579 00:31:58,163 --> 00:31:59,763 Is it menstrual flow? It's a game! 580 00:31:59,803 --> 00:32:02,043 It was a stupid game we were playing. It's nothing. 581 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:03,363 What sort of game? 582 00:32:03,403 --> 00:32:04,843 It was his friend. She did it. 583 00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:06,163 Which one? The tranny. 584 00:32:06,203 --> 00:32:08,043 Did you change his name? No. Did you give him a new name? 585 00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:10,363 No, I've never seen it before. Did you name him? ..before. 586 00:32:10,403 --> 00:32:11,523 They're gonna cut it off, Clive. 587 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:12,923 They're gonna cut his fucking cock off. 588 00:32:12,963 --> 00:32:14,243 What, like this? 589 00:32:15,523 --> 00:32:18,363 I'm George, I'm little Georgie. 590 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:19,683 Gotta say, Mr Goss, 591 00:32:19,723 --> 00:32:21,763 if you want a ladyboy, you're the expert. 592 00:32:24,803 --> 00:32:26,003 Mr Goss? 593 00:32:26,043 --> 00:32:27,243 Mr G? 594 00:32:27,283 --> 00:32:29,283 What are you doing, Mr Goss? That's a fella. 595 00:32:34,283 --> 00:32:37,443 We all know you play away from home, but that's taking it a bit far. 596 00:32:37,483 --> 00:32:38,803 Come here. 597 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:45,043 Did you plan this? Stop it, Dad. 598 00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:47,363 Is that what you do? Did you invite me in? 599 00:32:47,403 --> 00:32:49,363 You know, we should hang him high. 600 00:32:49,403 --> 00:32:51,523 Like those trainers that they hang on the telephone wires, 601 00:32:51,563 --> 00:32:53,123 you know when there's a crackhouse in the street 602 00:32:53,163 --> 00:32:55,643 and they put the trainers on the wires to warn people off. 603 00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:58,403 They're not a warning, they're an advert. 604 00:32:58,443 --> 00:32:59,923 Are you correcting me? 605 00:33:01,363 --> 00:33:04,203 You keep grabbing hold, and breathing on me, 606 00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:05,763 and using your fist, 607 00:33:05,803 --> 00:33:07,403 I really don't know... 608 00:33:09,523 --> 00:33:11,763 ..which one of us is gay? 609 00:33:14,003 --> 00:33:15,923 String him up. 610 00:33:17,683 --> 00:33:18,803 Stop it! 611 00:33:21,883 --> 00:33:24,923 Right... Right, get him to that lamppost there. 612 00:33:24,963 --> 00:33:26,163 Come on, both of you, come on. 613 00:33:26,203 --> 00:33:28,523 Let me go. It's OK. I'll just go home. 614 00:33:28,563 --> 00:33:31,203 Let me go. I'll just go home. Come on now. 615 00:33:32,563 --> 00:33:33,803 Get up there. 616 00:33:39,523 --> 00:33:41,323 Dad, stop it. 617 00:33:41,363 --> 00:33:42,763 What the fuck? 618 00:33:42,803 --> 00:33:43,923 Stop! 619 00:33:43,963 --> 00:33:45,323 What you doing? 620 00:33:45,363 --> 00:33:46,683 That thing! 621 00:33:46,723 --> 00:33:48,763 Get it! Run! Run! 622 00:33:48,803 --> 00:33:50,563 Grab it now? 623 00:33:50,603 --> 00:33:51,723 Run! 624 00:33:54,723 --> 00:33:57,243 Oh, my God! They're going to get in! 625 00:33:57,283 --> 00:33:59,003 They're getting in! 626 00:34:00,563 --> 00:34:03,123 Clive, OK, OK, Clive. Clive, I'm sorry, OK? 627 00:34:03,163 --> 00:34:05,963 But just leave Zee alone. She's done nothing wrong. 628 00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:09,603 Police, police, I need police. Calico Road, M14. 629 00:34:09,643 --> 00:34:12,003 Throttle him up, lads. 630 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:16,003 Dad, stop! 631 00:34:16,043 --> 00:34:17,323 Please! 632 00:34:17,363 --> 00:34:18,843 Stop it! 633 00:34:18,883 --> 00:34:20,363 You can fuck off. 634 00:34:21,683 --> 00:34:23,603 Yeah, go on! Go on! 635 00:34:23,643 --> 00:34:24,763 Just stop, stop, stop. 636 00:34:24,803 --> 00:34:26,163 Dad, what the fuck? 637 00:34:29,163 --> 00:34:31,163 Hold him. Hold him. 638 00:34:38,283 --> 00:34:39,843 Let's get him up there. 639 00:34:41,243 --> 00:34:42,483 Dirty little paedo. 640 00:34:42,523 --> 00:34:45,283 Please stop. Clive. 641 00:34:45,323 --> 00:34:46,523 You take pride... 642 00:34:46,563 --> 00:34:48,643 Please stop! ..in your flag. 643 00:34:48,683 --> 00:34:49,923 God! 644 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:50,963 It's everywhere. 645 00:34:51,003 --> 00:34:52,203 Please! 646 00:34:52,243 --> 00:34:55,923 Well, we need a new flag, to say that this street is safe. 647 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:58,483 Dad, please. That our children are safe. 648 00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:03,563 That there's one place in this world that children are safe. 649 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:04,883 And that flag... 650 00:35:04,923 --> 00:35:05,963 Dad! 651 00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:07,363 ..is you! 652 00:35:07,403 --> 00:35:08,563 Help me. Go on! 653 00:35:08,603 --> 00:35:09,803 For God sakes, one of you! 654 00:35:09,843 --> 00:35:11,323 Don't do it! Please, help me! 655 00:35:11,363 --> 00:35:12,363 Hoist him up! 656 00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:13,483 Help me! 657 00:35:13,523 --> 00:35:15,243 Three, two, one. 658 00:35:16,403 --> 00:35:18,163 Three, two, one. 659 00:35:19,243 --> 00:35:21,123 Three, two, one. 660 00:35:21,163 --> 00:35:22,963 Get him up. 661 00:35:23,003 --> 00:35:25,603 Look at it. Look at it. 662 00:35:25,643 --> 00:35:28,803 No, Dad! No, Dad! 663 00:35:30,123 --> 00:35:31,443 Dad! 664 00:35:31,483 --> 00:35:33,683 Let him go, please! 665 00:35:33,723 --> 00:35:35,483 Got it. 666 00:35:35,523 --> 00:35:36,883 Dad! 667 00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,603 Let him go. 668 00:37:30,723 --> 00:37:32,963 He can't breathe! 669 00:37:52,683 --> 00:37:56,563 What have you...? What have you done? 670 00:40:47,843 --> 00:40:49,883 Here we are. Cheers. 671 00:40:53,003 --> 00:40:56,483 Has he moved all his things now? Oh, I've still got his books. 672 00:40:56,523 --> 00:40:58,083 I keep thinking he's done it on purpose, 673 00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,883 and he's gonna come back to pick them up and say, 674 00:40:59,923 --> 00:41:00,963 "Oh, I made a mistake. 675 00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:04,643 "I love you really, blah, blah, blah." Fuck off! 676 00:41:04,683 --> 00:41:05,763 The divorce is final? 677 00:41:05,803 --> 00:41:07,483 Absolutely. Yeah. 678 00:41:07,523 --> 00:41:09,123 And the bar's all yours? 679 00:41:09,163 --> 00:41:10,203 Mm-hm. 680 00:41:10,243 --> 00:41:12,003 Are you gonna renovate it? 681 00:41:12,043 --> 00:41:14,043 Cor, it's hard enough just keeping it open. 682 00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:17,643 The costs. Now, I have to employ four security lads every night, 683 00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:19,643 just cos it gets so rough. I mean, 684 00:41:19,683 --> 00:41:23,763 in the '90s on Canal Street you'd never see a fight. 685 00:41:23,803 --> 00:41:27,003 Oh, you did. I was there. 686 00:41:27,043 --> 00:41:28,803 No, you'd have a couple of drunks maybe, 687 00:41:28,843 --> 00:41:31,003 but these days, you know, windows get smashed. 688 00:41:31,043 --> 00:41:33,643 Men driving past on motorbikes, throwing bricks. 689 00:41:33,683 --> 00:41:34,763 Come on! 690 00:41:36,043 --> 00:41:37,283 And I'm not starting up, 691 00:41:37,323 --> 00:41:39,403 but you and I can't even mention trans rights without 692 00:41:39,443 --> 00:41:41,043 a massive fucking argument, so it's, 693 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,243 it's...it's...it's all getting worse. 694 00:41:44,523 --> 00:41:46,683 You sound like Melba now. 695 00:41:46,723 --> 00:41:47,883 Well... 696 00:41:49,163 --> 00:41:51,803 ..like he always says, in the old days, 697 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:55,523 if they hated us, you could say it was due to a lack of visibility, 698 00:41:55,563 --> 00:41:59,123 because we were hidden in basements like this. 699 00:42:00,123 --> 00:42:02,403 Fucking in the dark. 700 00:42:02,443 --> 00:42:04,403 No wonder they thought we were perverts. 701 00:42:04,443 --> 00:42:08,203 And so we fought to be seen. But what if we got it wrong? 702 00:42:09,963 --> 00:42:14,683 What if they see us and they still don't like us? 703 00:42:14,723 --> 00:42:18,243 Gosh, you're asking a woman what that feels like. 704 00:42:18,283 --> 00:42:19,803 OK, but it was fine, you know. 705 00:42:19,843 --> 00:42:21,803 15 years ago everything was fine 706 00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:25,803 and now it just feels like it's... 707 00:42:27,683 --> 00:42:29,603 ..ending. 708 00:42:29,643 --> 00:42:31,163 Do you really think so? 709 00:42:31,203 --> 00:42:35,723 Yeah...Yeah. Every day, every little thing, 710 00:42:35,763 --> 00:42:37,363 every tiny little thing that happens, 711 00:42:37,403 --> 00:42:43,283 one by one, like banning a book, or removing a name, 712 00:42:43,323 --> 00:42:45,043 or pulling down a flag. I mean, 713 00:42:45,083 --> 00:42:47,043 it seems like little things, 714 00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:50,163 but there's a sort of a violence behind it. 715 00:42:50,203 --> 00:42:52,123 And you just get more and more of these little things, 716 00:42:52,163 --> 00:42:55,203 and every single day it builds and builds and then... 717 00:42:58,923 --> 00:43:00,923 I think something big's gonna happen. 718 00:43:19,283 --> 00:43:22,283 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 54096

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