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♪ Whoo! ♪
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♪ Come on, the one and only ♪
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Woman: I've never seen
anything like it.
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♪♪
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"You're on a hidden --
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You are on a hidden camera
magic TV show."
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Hey. Audition day.
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We're sending people in
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to actually be
casting directors,
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and I'm going to audition
for them.
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So nervous.
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"You are on a hidden camera
magic TV show."
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-Hey. How are you?
-I'm good.
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Darren?
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Yeah. Darren Burger.
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Got a picture.
Perfect, perfect.
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Yeah. Excellent.
All right. Great.
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If you can
just grab a male.
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A male? Oh, a male --
Yeah, yeah.
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Yes, correct.
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Any of them?
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Yeah,
it doesn't matter.
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Oh, you know, I'm so --
Would you just grab one for me?
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I don't even want to know
what it's gonna be.
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It would probably be better
if it's random.
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Everybody's reading
cold like this?
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Yeah.
Okay, okay. What is it?
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Oh, he's a --
He's a -- Tony the chef.
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Oh, okay, chef.
All right.
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Hold on one sec.
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All righty.
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Okay?
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Yep.
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All right, great.
You know what?
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I'm going to actually
take off my glasses.
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I think I probably look more
chef-like without them.
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Oop.
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♪♪
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"There's something
I call food logic.
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If a guy orders lasagna
on a Friday,
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he's got no date
lined up that weekend.
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He's fine
packing it on.
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But if he gets the soup and half
chicken special, he's hooked up.
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He wants to
fit into that shirt
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and he had dry cleaned
last April
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that's been sitting in
his closet getting lonely."
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All righty. Perfect.
Thank you very much.
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And if you wouldn't mind
just sending in the next person.
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Sure. Okay. Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
Appreciate you.
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♪♪
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What the [bleep]
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You know what, could you just
take one for me at random?
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I don't even want to --
I don't want to --
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Sure.
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I'll be better off
just reading cold
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without knowing what the role
is going to be.
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That's okay.
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All right. Great.
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And then if you need
a second, that's fine.
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Okay. Yeah, I'll probably
do this better
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without my glasses on.
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Okay. Officer Bill.
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Whoop. Dropped that.
Sorry about that.
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No worries.
You're fine.
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Uh...
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So, I'm an officer.
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"Shouldn't be doing that,
Jimmy,
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gamblin' in an alleyway.
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Would your folks say?
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You may find this hard
to believe, Jimmy,
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but I -- I used to
be just like you.
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And who knows?
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Maybe someday
you'll walk a beat like mine.
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Would that be so bad?"
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Thank you so much, Darren.
Okay.
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And just a couple
follow-up questions.
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How tall are you?
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How tall am I?
I am 6'1".
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6'1".
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And also would you
be able to come back
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for the dance audition
at 3:00 p.m.?
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I don't really consider myself
much of a dancer.
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I-I could try.
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Okay. All right.
Thank you.
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Okay.
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All right.
That's it?
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Yep, that's it.
Okay, thank you.
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Thank you.
Have a great day.
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You too.
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♪♪
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All righty.
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I heard the holiday show,
so I brought "Silent Night."
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Okay, perfect.
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Yeah, I'm usually more of
like kind of like rock stuff,
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but, like, you know,
I can...
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-Okay.
-You ready?
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Yep.
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♪♪
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♪ Silent night,
holy night ♪
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♪ All is calm -- ♪
[ Dogs howling ]
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Sorry.
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That's my -- I got distracted
'cause I heard the dogs.
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Is that okay?
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What's...
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I would never do that
doing a show.
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Yeah. What was that?
I just heard --
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That was super bizarre.
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No, I think they have, like, a
kennel over there or something.
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I'm really sorry.
No, no, no, no, not at all.
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I-I was wondering
what was happening myself.
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No, please,
please, begin again.
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But again, if that had been
a performance,
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I'd just keep on going.
Understood.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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♪ Holy infant
so tender and mild ♪
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♪ Sleep in hea-- ♪
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♪ ...venly peace ♪
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♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
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Thank you.
Rock on, man. That was cool.
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That was really cool.
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Yeah, like, you know,
that's a thing.
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Rock on. Ow!
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Wow.
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That blew me away.
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Did it really break?
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It really broke.
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No.
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Wow.
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Is that...
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I'm taking a picture
of that.
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I'm taking a picture of that.
You should.
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Oh, my gosh.
I've never seen that happen.
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I have never
seen that happen.
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He should have --
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I should have let him
take a picture of that.
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Wow.
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That is --
That's amazing.
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What am I supposed to
be saying to the?
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I guess he can sing.
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I mean, it's a little weird,
but...
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-Hey. How's it going?
-Good. How are you?
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Good. Good.
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You have an 8x10?
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Yes, I do.
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There you go.
It's a little older than
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I guess I look now,
but if that'll do, that'll do.
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This is pretty perfect skin,
though.
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I will say, I was like, "Ooh,
I like the skin."
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That's real nice.
Maybe a little airbrushed.
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Well...
We don't judge.
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And then so go ahead
and pick any of the scenes here.
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Okay.
Just the first --
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read the first page of them
and then --
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Oh, I'm sorry.
My bad.
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Geez.
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You need
some paper towels?
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No, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
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I just -- Maybe --
Oh, you know what?
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Maybe you, uh...
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Mr. Jergens, you got
another 8x10 maybe?
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I was just looking. I think
I might have one in my car.
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Is that not good?
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Well...
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Honestly, I have one
in my car...
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I'm going to
get a paper towel.
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...that might look
more like me now.
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I'm just right outside,
so...
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Um...
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Ch, ch, ch, ch, ch.
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I'm going to say yeah,
go ahead and get it.
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All right.
So I'll just grab it out of --
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I'll just grab a new one
out of the car, yeah?
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Okay.
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Okay.
Yeah, it's more recent anyway.
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It'll look more like me.
Like my real self.
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What?
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♪♪
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[Bleep]
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♪♪
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I'm so confused. Wait.
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Hey, I actually don't have
another one with me.
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You all good.
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Yeah.
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They printed it using
the Carbonaro effect.
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Okay.
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Yeah. Do you know what that is,
the Carbonaro effect?
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No.
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Oh, it's like --
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It's the name of a hidden camera
magic TV show...
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Okay.
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...that you're actually on
right now.
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[ Both laugh ]
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"Geez, he's so weird."
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Okay. Great. Cool.
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I thought -- This some --
Okay.
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I was like, "What the [bleep]
is going on here?
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What the [bleep]
is going on here?
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I know I'm not that
[bleep] crazy.
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I know I'm not.
What is this going on?"
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What's your name?
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PJ.
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PJ, I'm Michael Carbonaro.
Nice to meet you.
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And that's my buddy Derek,
who's a magician also.
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Got it. Okay.
Great.
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Because when you turned around,
I was like,
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"What the [bleep]
is going on,
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because he definitely does
look like the head shot,"
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but I didn't know if that was
the look we was going for.
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But again, you know, I just like
to roll with the punches.
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Yeah, you're doing great, man.
Yeah.
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PJ, you're awesome.
That was so [bleep] rad.
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That was great.
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♪♪
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Working at an office
supply store today.
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Very excited.
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Okay, fine, I stole some pens.
Sorry.
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All right, so electric stapler
here.
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Right.
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Oh, and you have got
to come back tomorrow.
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Why?
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Michael: Because there's
a promotion tomorrow,
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and they're going
to be giving away
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the new automated
sticky pad unit.
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So cool.
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These are --
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Why --
How are they automated?
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Oh, each one has like
a little bit of --
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Here, I'll show you.
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You pull them
out of this machine.
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It's got an electric chip
on it.
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That's just ink,
but it's like magnetic ink.
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Cool.
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And you have to --
you program your voice
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into this machine
so it, like, knows your voice.
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Oh, my God.
That's so funny.
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Right? And then it charges it
while it's in here,
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and then you can just,
instead of, like,
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having to stick it to stuff,
you just tell it where to go.
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So you don't have to, like,
walk across a room.
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Like, see this tank right here?
Watch this.
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Helium tank.
[ Note beeps ]
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, it'll stick --
That's crazy.
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It'll stick right to it.
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You could do that
to something else?
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Yeah.
Once it knows your voice,
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and it's got --
Make it go to something else.
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Okay. They have really
good distance too.
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I'll show you.
What's your name?
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Danna.
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Dana? D-A-N-A?
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Two N's. Danna.
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D-A-N-N-A. Okay.
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D-A-N-N-A.
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Like, let's say --
because I'm, like, terrible.
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I don't use a lot
of social media and stuff,
259
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so I, like, always forget
people's birthdays.
260
00:10:03,846 --> 00:10:05,914
So, like, I use this to just
remember birthdays.
261
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,116
What's your birthday?
262
00:10:07,182 --> 00:10:09,151
May 8th.
263
00:10:07,182 --> 00:10:09,151
May 8th? Watch.
264
00:10:09,218 --> 00:10:11,086
May 8th.
[ Note beeping ]
265
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:15,391
♪♪
266
00:10:15,457 --> 00:10:17,559
Look at that.
267
00:10:17,626 --> 00:10:18,660
What?
268
00:10:18,727 --> 00:10:20,362
Did it get it?
269
00:10:18,727 --> 00:10:20,362
Yes.
270
00:10:20,429 --> 00:10:22,431
Insane.
271
00:10:20,429 --> 00:10:22,431
Isn't that wild?
272
00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:24,299
That's crazy.
273
00:10:24,366 --> 00:10:27,536
Yeah. It goes -- It's going
the far distance now.
274
00:10:27,603 --> 00:10:29,004
Now we just put the calendar
back to see --
275
00:10:29,071 --> 00:10:31,006
Can I videotape that?
To see how far it could go.
276
00:10:31,073 --> 00:10:33,108
Yeah, sure.
That is -- Do that again.
277
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,543
Okay.
278
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,543
That is crazy.
279
00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:35,978
Yeah.
280
00:10:36,045 --> 00:10:37,913
I don't understand
even how that does that.
281
00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:39,748
I'll say it because
you -- Whoop.
282
00:10:39,815 --> 00:10:41,750
[ Laughs ]
283
00:10:39,815 --> 00:10:41,750
That's insane.
284
00:10:41,817 --> 00:10:44,353
No, I dropped it.
That's all. Silly me.
285
00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:46,455
[ Notes beeping ]
286
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,957
Oh, my God.
287
00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,528
Oh, I said "me."
It heard me say "me."
288
00:10:52,594 --> 00:10:55,097
That's insane.
289
00:10:52,594 --> 00:10:55,097
Yeah.
290
00:10:55,164 --> 00:10:57,466
I feel like I'm in another
alternate universe.
291
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,968
Let me see
if I have a new one.
292
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,336
I can't believe
it just did that.
293
00:11:01,403 --> 00:11:03,639
That hilarious.
I wish I'd videotaped that.
294
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,274
Yeah. We should have this
on some kind of
295
00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,775
TV show or something.
296
00:11:06,842 --> 00:11:07,810
That's hilarious.
297
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,813
Yeah.
Hang on for one second.
298
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,314
Let me go and see
if we have a unit
299
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:13,749
that we could actually let --
because we're doing it tomorrow,
300
00:11:13,816 --> 00:11:14,983
but maybe I can
get you one today.
301
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,619
You should do that tomorrow
again, what you just did.
302
00:11:17,686 --> 00:11:19,755
That's so funny.
Andy, I said myself,
303
00:11:19,822 --> 00:11:21,457
and it actually
went to me.
304
00:11:21,523 --> 00:11:30,365
♪♪
305
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:34,169
This is the most craziest thing
I've ever seen.
306
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,938
Just this, then?
307
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,938
Just that.
308
00:11:36,004 --> 00:11:38,173
Okay.
You know what else is good too,
309
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,008
I use these,
these, um...
310
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,211
Oh, like a little i--
Oh, what is this?
311
00:11:42,277 --> 00:11:45,380
It adjusts font size.
Mm-hmm.
312
00:11:45,447 --> 00:11:48,717
I'll show you
what you do with it.
313
00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:51,086
Like, you know how most books
when they print them now --
314
00:11:51,153 --> 00:11:52,521
I got this from the library.
Uh-huh.
315
00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:55,190
They're -- Like, the text is
so tiny, right?
316
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,892
Yeah.
317
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,892
Really hard to see.
318
00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:59,695
So where does this
come in?
319
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,130
Well, you could use that --
320
00:12:01,196 --> 00:12:02,898
I use this one like --
321
00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:03,966
Like, you'll take
this little thing
322
00:12:04,032 --> 00:12:05,601
'cause it's sticky
on the back
323
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,402
and you stick it
to the back of the book.
324
00:12:07,469 --> 00:12:08,504
Okay.
325
00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:10,172
And what you do
is you just -- right?
326
00:12:10,239 --> 00:12:11,673
-Okay.
-See how it's so small?
327
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:15,144
You just move the font size
up a little bit
328
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:18,580
and then see how it's...
-No.
329
00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:20,716
-...a little bit bigger.
-What the hell is that?
330
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,919
Well, 'cause most books now
are printed on digital paper.
331
00:12:23,986 --> 00:12:27,456
-No. That's creepy.
-Well, it's technology.
332
00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:29,791
-That's creepy.
-Yeah.
333
00:12:29,858 --> 00:12:33,028
-I was not expecting that.
-Yeah, it's really nice.
334
00:12:33,095 --> 00:12:35,330
You can even go up more.
Look at this.
335
00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:37,566
You go up.
336
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,368
Here.
337
00:12:39,434 --> 00:12:40,802
That's so trippy to me.
338
00:12:40,869 --> 00:12:42,337
That's kind of big,
though, right?
339
00:12:42,404 --> 00:12:45,874
It's a little big,
but it's pretty wild.
340
00:12:45,941 --> 00:12:48,076
But you can use this
on anything that's printed.
341
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,211
It's not just books.
342
00:12:49,278 --> 00:12:51,680
Like, sometimes, like, menus
at a restaurant
343
00:12:51,747 --> 00:12:54,183
are really hard to read
and you can't see the menu item.
344
00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:55,817
So you have to gesture?
345
00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:57,519
If you bring that with you,
yeah,
346
00:12:57,586 --> 00:12:59,054
then you just take it.
347
00:12:59,121 --> 00:13:01,690
And you take
one of these guys and...
348
00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:03,325
Okay, here we go.
349
00:13:03,392 --> 00:13:06,195
I'll just try this.
I'll put this up here like that.
350
00:13:06,261 --> 00:13:08,697
Mm-hmm.
351
00:13:08,764 --> 00:13:11,400
Oh whoa.
352
00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:12,734
Alright, that works.
353
00:13:14,436 --> 00:13:16,405
Why did you go that big?
354
00:13:16,471 --> 00:13:17,372
I didn't know
it was gonna do that.
355
00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:19,341
Maybe 'cause the plastic
magnified it.
356
00:13:19,408 --> 00:13:22,077
But it works on anything
printed, which is neat.
357
00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:23,078
This is probably
they trippiest thing
358
00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:24,680
that's happened to me
all day.
359
00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:25,981
-Yeah.
-Pretty crazy, right?
360
00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:27,482
Yeah.
361
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,086
-Hello.
-Hey. How you doing?
362
00:13:31,153 --> 00:13:32,454
-I'm well.
-Alright.
363
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,489
Let me ring this up
for you.
364
00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:37,025
[ Telephone ringing ]
Oh my gosh. Again.
365
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:39,895
-This has been --
-Back and forth.
366
00:13:39,962 --> 00:13:41,496
You can take it.
Go ahead.
367
00:13:41,563 --> 00:13:42,998
No, I'm not gonna take it.
In fact, you know what?
368
00:13:43,065 --> 00:13:45,300
I'll use one of
the noise-cancellation chips.
369
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,868
You seen these things?
370
00:13:46,935 --> 00:13:49,037
-No.
-This is great. Look at this.
371
00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,139
[ Ringing stops ]
372
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,541
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah.
373
00:13:52,608 --> 00:13:55,043
It sucks the sound,
and it absorbs it.
374
00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:56,545
How?
375
00:13:56,612 --> 00:13:58,981
I think it has some kind of,
like, a charge to it.
376
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,217
It's the same technology
as like....
377
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,217
Headphones.
378
00:14:02,284 --> 00:14:04,152
Yeah, like the
noise-cancellation headphones.
379
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,055
-That is so crazy.
-Yeah.
380
00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:09,591
It, like, pulls in
the audio waves and deads them.
381
00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:11,827
It, like,
cancels them out.
382
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,428
-That is the craziest thing.
-You want one?
383
00:14:13,495 --> 00:14:15,097
-Yeah, I'll take one.
-Sure, yeah, take one.
384
00:14:15,163 --> 00:14:16,064
They're so fun
to work with.
385
00:14:16,131 --> 00:14:17,399
Thank you.
386
00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:19,334
I'll have these
construction guys at my house,
387
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,003
like, working and just,
like, always waking me up.
388
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,005
-Oh, my God.
-Like, watch this here.
389
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,806
Is there another one
over there?
390
00:14:24,873 --> 00:14:27,075
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Here, take that
391
00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:29,878
and stick that to the top
of the hammer there.
392
00:14:29,945 --> 00:14:30,846
Okay.
393
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,781
So, like, on top of it
right here?
394
00:14:32,848 --> 00:14:33,849
Yeah. Okay, good.
395
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:34,716
-Right?
-Yeah, right?
396
00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:35,784
Watch this here.
397
00:14:35,851 --> 00:14:37,886
Alright, if I take, like --
and I was --
398
00:14:37,953 --> 00:14:41,356
if I take, like, a mug, right,
and put it in here, watch this.
399
00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:44,526
You didn't hear anything.
-No.
400
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,995
-Look. Smashed the whole thing.
-Oh, my gosh.
401
00:14:47,062 --> 00:14:50,399
Smashes the whole thing
quietly.
402
00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:52,034
That's so crazy.
403
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,036
Yeah, we got a lot of people
coming in for these, so...
404
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,939
That is the coolest thing
I've ever seen before.
405
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,939
Isn't that wild?
406
00:14:58,006 --> 00:15:00,142
Alright, we'll get that
rung up for you.
407
00:14:58,006 --> 00:15:00,142
Okay.
408
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,376
[ Baby crying ]
409
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,644
Do you have
another one of those?
410
00:15:02,711 --> 00:15:04,946
-Oh, the cancellation?
-Yeah.
411
00:15:05,013 --> 00:15:06,348
So -- oh, your baby.
412
00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:08,250
[ Crying continues ]
413
00:15:08,317 --> 00:15:11,186
[ Crying stops ]
414
00:15:11,253 --> 00:15:13,989
Oh my gosh. I feel like
I'm in a movie or something.
415
00:15:14,056 --> 00:15:15,891
It's too much.
-Isn't that intense?
416
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,193
That is --
this is too much.
417
00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:21,029
Yeah, the technology
on them is really astounding.
418
00:15:21,096 --> 00:15:22,564
-That's crazy.
-Yeah.
419
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,499
Let me get you -- 'cause there's
a booklet that goes with it.
420
00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:25,934
You're gonna play with it.
-Okay, perfect.
421
00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:27,903
This is loading up anyway,
so...
422
00:15:29,705 --> 00:15:32,641
[ Mid-tempo music playing ]
423
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:41,717
♪♪
424
00:15:41,783 --> 00:15:50,826
♪♪
425
00:15:50,892 --> 00:15:53,328
Your card back.
426
00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:55,697
And...
427
00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:58,567
here's your receipt.
428
00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:01,103
-Geez. This is CVS?
-I know. I know, right?
429
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,740
-They're so, so big.
-It's so unnecessary.
430
00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:06,541
It's three items.
-I know.
431
00:16:06,608 --> 00:16:10,011
Well, they make them --
it's on a biodegradable paper.
432
00:16:10,078 --> 00:16:11,446
Okay, so that's good
at least.
433
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,516
And then the ink
is also a sustainable link.
434
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,851
-Okay.
-So it's a little bit better.
435
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:19,121
But, you know, we've been
telling them to, you know,
436
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,622
do something about the length
of these things
437
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,324
because
it's a little crazy
438
00:16:22,391 --> 00:16:27,963
but what we do is we like to be
resourceful and reuse.
439
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:31,867
We roll them up,
and they have, like, a little --
440
00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:34,269
because it's heat sensitive,
the ink.
441
00:16:34,336 --> 00:16:36,104
we can run the little...
442
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,741
-Oh, okay.
-Yeah.
443
00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:42,110
And that'll actually
kind of loosen the ink up.
444
00:16:42,177 --> 00:16:44,446
And then you can just
stick it back in the...?
445
00:16:44,513 --> 00:16:46,882
Yeah, I actually pour it,
'cause what we'll do is
446
00:16:46,948 --> 00:16:50,852
we'll pour it out to, like,
go into our ink --
447
00:16:50,919 --> 00:16:53,155
-[Bleep]
-Yeah, like, the printer.
448
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,191
-Whoa. That's so cool.
-Yeah, the printer cartridges.
449
00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:58,660
Or even some of
our more expensive pens
450
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,695
can actually work, you know,
with that ink.
451
00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:01,863
Wow, okay.
452
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,732
So, yeah, and then --
453
00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:05,033
That's literally
[bleep] magic.
454
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,601
-I know, right?
-That is so awesome.
455
00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:09,371
Yeah.
So, here, you keep this.
456
00:17:09,438 --> 00:17:12,407
Now you just have to
remember the total
457
00:17:12,474 --> 00:17:14,709
and then the date, too.
-I'm gonna steal this.
458
00:17:14,776 --> 00:17:15,977
Yeah, you might want
to write it down
459
00:17:16,044 --> 00:17:18,647
'cause the tax rate will change.
-Okay.
460
00:17:18,713 --> 00:17:20,582
Let me get you a little tax --
real quick,
461
00:17:20,649 --> 00:17:22,184
I'll get you
a little tax converter.
462
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,119
This way you'll know,
if you come back with that,
463
00:17:24,186 --> 00:17:26,855
we'll help you calculate
the tax, and we can do a return.
464
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,790
We work on the honor system.
-Okay.
465
00:17:30,392 --> 00:17:31,693
Man, that's so cool.
466
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:39,634
♪♪
467
00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:47,576
♪♪
468
00:17:47,642 --> 00:17:50,745
Alas, poor person who is
gonna come work with me today
469
00:17:50,812 --> 00:17:54,516
to flip this house,
because this is gonna get...
470
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:57,118
a little bit scary.
471
00:17:59,187 --> 00:18:01,256
Alright, yes, so we're
going to box some stuff up.
472
00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:02,924
He said he left
this stuff here,
473
00:18:02,991 --> 00:18:03,925
and, apparently,
there's, like,
474
00:18:03,992 --> 00:18:07,562
some really good plates
in a closet.
475
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:11,299
-Plates in a closet.
-Like, in a basket.
476
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:13,368
The basket.
They said it was in a basket.
477
00:18:13,435 --> 00:18:16,004
-Oh, perfect.
-That's great.
478
00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:18,940
Yeah. Oh, man.
479
00:18:19,007 --> 00:18:20,842
Yeah, look at that.
Oh, lovely.
480
00:18:20,909 --> 00:18:24,479
-Oh, my gosh.
-For developing film or...?
481
00:18:24,546 --> 00:18:27,482
Holy crap.
"American Horror Story," bro.
482
00:18:27,549 --> 00:18:29,217
Scary. Okay.
483
00:18:29,284 --> 00:18:30,952
Yeah, put that
right on over here.
484
00:18:31,019 --> 00:18:35,390
We'll pick him up.
Just come on around.
485
00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:37,626
Yeah, she was like --
she had been living here
486
00:18:37,692 --> 00:18:40,195
for like 50 years,
and they couldn't get her out.
487
00:18:40,262 --> 00:18:42,964
She was paying like $450-a-month
rent for the whole house.
488
00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:44,733
Are you serious?
How?
489
00:18:44,799 --> 00:18:46,902
Was it grandfathered in
for something?
490
00:18:46,968 --> 00:18:49,204
-It was not the most --
-Oh, if you can't tell me stuff,
491
00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:51,706
don't tell me stuff.
It's fine.
492
00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:51,706
Yeah, they got her out.
They got her out. So...
493
00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:53,341
[ Door opens ]
Hello?
494
00:18:53,408 --> 00:18:54,976
[ Door closes ]
Hi. Oh.
495
00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:56,578
-Hi.
-Hi. Hi.
496
00:18:56,645 --> 00:18:58,346
-You here to --
-The door was open.
497
00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:00,715
Yeah. Great.
Take a peek around.
498
00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:00,715
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
499
00:19:00,782 --> 00:19:03,852
I'm warning you
it's a little eclectic.
500
00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:05,654
So this will
all be cleaned out,
501
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,924
and, you know, we're gonna --
we've painted, new carpets.
502
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,726
You know, technically,
it's not open for viewing,
503
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,428
but we are letting
a couple people through.
504
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:15,196
-I'm Michael.
-Catarina.
505
00:19:15,263 --> 00:19:16,698
-Catarina, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
506
00:19:16,765 --> 00:19:19,401
-This is Chris.
-Hi. Nice to meet you.
507
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:21,903
So no water in there,
and then...
508
00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:25,006
So all of this
that's in here,
509
00:19:25,073 --> 00:19:26,808
is it gonna stay
furnished?
510
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,310
No,
we're definitely --
511
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,745
unless you're interested
in some pieces.
512
00:19:30,812 --> 00:19:35,083
Yeah, I think I would like
everything to stay.
513
00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:37,352
-Okay.
-This is just my style.
514
00:19:37,419 --> 00:19:42,757
Okay.
And I got one more guy coming.
515
00:19:42,824 --> 00:19:44,025
I'm gonna step out
and call the guy
516
00:19:44,092 --> 00:19:45,093
and see when he's coming in.
-Okay, cool, cool, cool.
517
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,597
Yeah, take your time.
-Alright.
518
00:19:48,663 --> 00:19:51,633
[ Door opens, closes ]
519
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,668
What area you from?
520
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,704
I live around here.
521
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,172
Mm-hmm.
522
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,207
[ Chuckles ]
523
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,346
You like
the tapestries here?
524
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,681
Yeah,
they're beautiful.
525
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,416
So many memories here.
526
00:20:10,652 --> 00:20:12,921
They do stay
with you don't they, Chris?
527
00:20:12,988 --> 00:20:14,956
[ Gasps ]
528
00:20:16,358 --> 00:20:17,459
Yeah.
529
00:20:17,525 --> 00:20:24,799
♪♪
530
00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:32,107
♪♪
531
00:20:32,173 --> 00:20:33,441
Michael: Okay, then, yeah.
532
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:36,144
So, it's open, but the front
door, it looks really gross.
533
00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:38,146
Alright, bye.
534
00:20:38,213 --> 00:20:41,116
Okay.
Okay, so he's gonna --
535
00:20:41,182 --> 00:20:42,283
one more person's
gonna come in.
536
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:43,918
It'll be alright.
537
00:20:46,888 --> 00:20:48,023
What's going on?
538
00:20:48,089 --> 00:20:51,660
[ Whispering ] She turned old
and went in there.
539
00:20:51,726 --> 00:20:55,597
I'm telling you,
the beautiful woman we saw,
540
00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:57,799
all those things
that were on there,
541
00:20:57,866 --> 00:21:00,068
she put them in front of her
like that...
Yeah.
542
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,303
...she pulled it down,
and she was old.
543
00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:05,540
I know I sound crazy, but
I'm just telling you I'm seeing.
544
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:07,942
Where is she?
545
00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:11,446
She's just -- she's just
checking out the closet.
546
00:21:11,513 --> 00:21:12,681
She's checking out
the closet?
547
00:21:14,182 --> 00:21:15,917
Hello?
548
00:21:18,586 --> 00:21:21,423
I'm gonna have to ask you
to come on out of there, okay?
549
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,092
You -- oh. Oh.
[ Cat meows ]
550
00:21:26,027 --> 00:21:27,595
Michael:
What the hell's going on?
551
00:21:33,068 --> 00:21:36,137
Chris: What...?
552
00:21:36,204 --> 00:21:40,041
Hey, is that you
that just went into the closet?
553
00:21:40,108 --> 00:21:42,043
[ Cat meows ]
554
00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:45,847
How...?
Is that you?
555
00:21:45,914 --> 00:21:47,716
Catarina?
556
00:21:47,782 --> 00:21:49,751
Oh, my God, dude, no,
that is the lady's name.
557
00:21:49,818 --> 00:21:51,052
That's the tenant's name.
558
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:54,989
Catarina, are you a god,
or you are the devil?
559
00:21:55,056 --> 00:21:56,691
[ Cat meows ]
560
00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,626
I'm gonna close the door
for you again
561
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,395
so you could do
what you wanted to do
562
00:22:00,462 --> 00:22:03,031
and we'll check on you
in a minute, okay?
563
00:22:03,098 --> 00:22:06,034
And we'll give you time and
we won't interrupt you, okay?
564
00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:07,302
Whoa.
565
00:22:10,438 --> 00:22:13,908
That is so weird.
Okay, you're freaking me out.
566
00:22:13,975 --> 00:22:16,344
Well, I need to talk
to you in private.
567
00:22:16,411 --> 00:22:17,412
What happened?
568
00:22:17,479 --> 00:22:19,147
Want to talk to you
outside.
569
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,686
Catarina:
I'm gonna talk to you later
about renting this place, okay?
570
00:22:24,753 --> 00:22:27,789
Michael:
Yeah. Your hat.
571
00:22:27,856 --> 00:22:30,625
It was lovely meeting you,
Catarina.
572
00:22:31,926 --> 00:22:35,063
[ Door opens, closes ]
573
00:22:31,926 --> 00:22:35,063
Okay, now I'm totally
freaking out.
574
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,234
Did you say "your hat"
or "your cat"?
575
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,202
Because there's
no cat there now...
576
00:22:41,269 --> 00:22:42,470
She left her hat.
577
00:22:42,537 --> 00:22:44,105
...because she was the cat,
bro.
578
00:22:44,172 --> 00:22:45,507
I told you that
when I walked in here.
579
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:49,344
I felt this -- I'm Greek
Orthodox Christian, man.
580
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,480
She turned into -- a young
woman, into an old woman, bro,
581
00:22:52,547 --> 00:22:53,948
in front of my eyes.
582
00:22:54,015 --> 00:22:56,551
-Oh, my God. Dude, what is that?
-I swear to God. I swear to God.
583
00:22:56,618 --> 00:22:58,253
-How is that happening?
-Witchcraft.
584
00:22:58,319 --> 00:23:01,022
Or, like -- is that like
some Carbonaro Effect mumbo --
585
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:04,859
No, bro, I'm telling you,
I've never seen this in my life.
586
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,594
It's got to be
the Carbonaro Effect.
587
00:23:06,661 --> 00:23:08,463
What's that mean?
588
00:23:06,661 --> 00:23:08,463
"The Carbonaro Effect,"
you know?
589
00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:12,901
Like, a hidden-camera
magic TV show...
590
00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:16,871
-We're not on a TV show, bro.
-...that you're on right now.
591
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,840
-I'm on a TV show?
-Chris.
592
00:23:18,907 --> 00:23:20,508
-Shut up.
-I'm telling you the truth.
593
00:23:20,575 --> 00:23:23,411
-I am not on a TV show.
-That wasn't real. I promise.
594
00:23:23,478 --> 00:23:25,313
-Yes, it was.
-[ Laughs ]
595
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:26,848
-Yes, it was.
-It was real?
596
00:23:26,915 --> 00:23:27,916
Yes, it was real.
597
00:23:27,982 --> 00:23:30,218
Okay,
we'll go with real.
598
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,586
I believe what I saw, though.
599
00:23:31,653 --> 00:23:32,654
I don't believe
the you're messing.
600
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:33,888
I think that you're
just trying to cope.
601
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:35,223
I think that
you're going through stress
602
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:37,392
right now 'cause you saw
[bleep] you don't understand.
603
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:40,295
You're trying to rewrite things
so you can sleep at night.
604
00:23:40,361 --> 00:23:41,729
Then why am I wearing
a microphone, then?
605
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,298
-Because you're crazy.
-[ Laughs ]
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