All language subtitles for Dynasty S03E20 My Hangovers Arrived Sub.Eng

Previously onDynasty...Mia? Of all the bars in Atlanta,

you walk into mine.

I like secretlydating a doctor.

My company's in trouble.

Our marriage is in trouble.

Carrington Atlantic oil tankers

are being held up
in Moldavian shipping lanes.

We're actually flying
to Moldavia

to try and rescue
Blake and Anders

from kidnappers without
getting ourselves killed.

You were right.
I just rescued Blake

and Liam from prison.

What did he just say?

So, I asked Liam, if his
father was in mortal danger

and in a Moldavian prison,
wouldn't he want to know?

And then he reminded me that
his father is dead and also had

an affair and a child
with his son's girlfriend,

so probably not, which
really wasn't the point.

No, the point is that neitherof our fathers died,

so I don't knowwhy you're upset.

I'm upset because Liam kept
this kidnapping from me

because he said I
would've gone overboard

and made everything
worse, which means

he doesn't trust me to be
an adult or responsible.

Well, I'm glad no one told me,because I would've been a wreck.

Yes, you would have folded
like a cheap accordion
under pressure.

Luckily, I've been dealing
with things like this

since I was wearing
monogrammed onesies.

Still, the guys saved themat the end of the day.

Why are you still defending him?

Do they not have girl code
in Australia?

Luckily, I've got
it all figured out.

My lawyers have been working
on a little prenup.

You know, rules
for our marriage.

Mostly for Liam.
Like, to be true partners

and to not keep secrets and totreat me as a responsible adult

in all matters of importance.

Right, so it's a contract?
That should go down well.

You know what, Kirby?
I am starting to feel

a little bit attacked right now,

so I am gonna ban
any more Liam talk

until after
our retail therapy day.

Right, um, hang on,
I forgot my sunglasses.

I'll meet you outside.

No!DISTORTED VOICE:
Don't say a word.

Yes, I saw the flowers.
They're beautiful, thank you.

Well, when I get back,
I can show you

some even steamier moves.

What did I miss duringmy two days in Moldavia?

Has anyone ever told you you'refreakishly good at lurking?

So you're seeing someone now?

Yes, but please don't pressure
me into talking about it.

It's still early.

Of course. You'll tell me
when you're ready.

There comes a stage
in every father's life

where he has to learn
to trust and respect

his daughter's decisions
about her love life.

Well,

good chat, but I have
a flight to catch.What?

Where are you going?Trust and respect. Remember?

Carrington Atlantic
was right in my hands,

and somehow Blake managed
to snatch it away.

I probably should'veleft him in Moldavia.

The rescue confirmedwhat I knew all along about him.

He is a cruel,
heartless monster.

That's exactly how I described
him in my divorce filings.

Well, you were right,as usual,

which is why I am prepared
to continue this battle.

As thrilling as your loyalty is,

I'm not sure we have
any moves left in this war.

:Uh-uh-uh.

I do have some good news.

Guess who Blake just named
as second-in-command at C.A.

Yeah. This guy.

You really buried the lede.

Now, I don't think we can
take C.A. away from him.

Though with my very
clever son on the inside,

maybe we can destroy it and
crush Blake in the process.

You still have connections

at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution,
right?

You're not getting away
with this. I will kill you.

Oh, come on.It's the perfect way

to start a bachelorette party.

It gets yourheart rate pumping.

Hi, Fallon.

What is my assistant doing here,or am I still hallucinating

from the polyester bag
that was over my face?

I invited Allison
as a babysitter.

I prefer "chaperone."

SAM:Someone needsto make sure we don't,

you know, shave our heads.What is this?

Is there anyone
you didn't invite?

I mean, are Liam's exes
about to show up?

Okay, I ran into
Cristal at the hotel,

and she was eating
there all by herself,

and, well, I've never
seen anyone chew so sadly.

But she lied to me
just as much as Liam did.

Don't worry,
I will stay out of your way.

I just need a getaway
from my life and to let loose.

FALLON:
Oh, wow.

This is off to a great start.

BLAKE:
It's my third marriage.

I get it.

Cristal just needs
some peaceful time away

to realize that she doesn't
really want to leave.

Until then, I can focus
on Carrington Atlantic.

As long as you're okay.

I'm great.

The tankers are en route
to our refinery,

and I'm kick-starting the new
C.A. with a press conference

announcing that Blake Carrington

is CEO again.

I think you should be
right there by my side.

I would love nothing more.

Sorry to interrupt, sir.

I'm sure it's bad,

since you never interrupt
with good news.

Well, good news can wait.Bad news needs to be dealt with.

Mm-hmm.In this case,

the press got wind that
you've stolen oil

from the small nationof Moldavia.

Now the Department of Energyhas launched an investigation

into C.A. for possiblemisconduct.

This is ridiculous.
I didn't steal anything.

It's not my fault
that Laura Van Kirk set me up.

Yeah, just because the king
decided to nationalize oil

doesn't mean they can take whatour company's already paid for.

Well, unfortunately,
until the Energy Department

officially agrees with yourassessment, all C.A. operations

have been frozen.

How the hell did the press
even find out about this?

Perhaps we should cancelthe press conference.

No. No, we can't look
like we're panicking.

So what are we doing?Panicking.

Turning to friends in
high places who can help kill

this investigation.

SAM:
Welcome to Fallon's
bachelorette HQ.

We have views,
24-hour butler service,

an on-call masseuse

and, for a true New Orleans
experience,

Mistress Delphine,

maker of magic,
creator of potions.

Oh, so she's a bartender.Mm-hmm.

All right, well, that's
good, because I still have

a giant, Liam-sized
headache to erase.

I'll have whatever she's having.

If I'm gonna go crazy,
I'm gonna need

a little more
than my usual Chardonnay.

Okay, well, make
mine extra strong,

'cause I'm feeling myself
after saving lives

and Sammy Ho
is going out tonight.

Uh, can you make mine a triple?

I'll take one of those, too.SAM: What?

No. You're chaperoning.

♪ Yeah

Thank you.

Oh, oh, before
we drink,

a couple ground rules, okay?

No tacky strip clubs,no tacky blow-up dolls,

no ugly bachelorette sashes--oh, and no photos,

in case they turn outtacky and ugly.

Other than that, here is to
an untacky night to remember.

Snake on the floor!
Snake on the floo...

What the hell?

What happened to your face?

And whose clothes are these?

Where did you get
that diamond necklace?

WOMAN :
Hello?

Hello?

Okay, who stole
my engagement ring?

What the hell
happened last night?

Oh.

Well, apparently, I got married.

And I'm assuming
it wasn't to Liam.

What the hell are we gonna do?
This is not good.

No. No, um,
it's actually pretty bad.

At least Britney Spears knew
who she was marrying in Vegas.

Remind me not to invite you
to my next bachelorette party.

I feel like there's a heart
beating inside of my head,

and your screaming
is giving it a heart attack.

Oh, your head hurts?Yeah.

My screaming's making it worse?

You want to take a nap? No!

Ow!

We can piece this
together, okay?

What was the first thing
we were supposed to do?

I think we had reservations
for Antoine's.

I don't even remember eating
last night.

Me, neither.

Everything is a blurafter those drinks we had here.

I just need to get my phone.

I have the whole itinerary
on there.

Can someone call it?
And-and please,

can you stop breathing so loud?

I don't know where mine is.

None of us have our phones.

I can't find my purse.

Or my wallet.

Okay, this is the part

where you guys tell me this
is all some kind of, you know,

sick psychological joke to seehow I react under pressure.

Tell me there's a safe word.
There's a safe word, right?

Wait, I think I found something.

Oh, my God.

I told you, no sashes.

Yeah, but this one has the name
of a bar on it.

Maybe we went there?

Oh, Mr. Colby's back.

Wonderful. I have something
important to tell him.

Wait, Mrs. Colby, I thinkhe's in the middle of something.

Jeff, I...

Not even a sock on the door
as a warning?

Alexis, just give usa minute, all right?

I'm meeting her tonight.

Hopefully this bringsa swift end

to the investigationand we can get back to business.

In the meantime,
I need a profile of Adam,

for the press conference.

You know, stories that show
he's a good leader

while still humanizing him.

I'm talking gold medalin trout fishing,

captain of the bison team,whatever kids do in Montana.

Well, I'm sure
that's exactly what they do,

but I'll double-check.

I've been thinking about yourplan to kill the investigation,

and as your
right-hand man,

I have concerns.

Do you even know
what the plan is?

I assume it involves
blackmail and/or bribery.

Carrington 101.

Well, now,
that's Carrington 102.

Carrington 101 is getting
important people

to owe you favors, specificallyfor times like these.

Now it's timeto call one in.

Right, but what if you're caught

meeting with this person?

Or what if it's a trap? I'd...

I'd just feel more comfortable
if someone else went, like me.

Well, I appreciate the offer,but this calls for the big dog.

She trusts me.

We're meeting in an abandoned
office building later.

It's gonna be fine.

I've known her for years.

Okay. Let's have a nip
of whiskey then

to celebrate
our impending success.

Now, there's a good idea.

Mm-hmm.

Cheers.Cheers.

The point is, all we have
to go on is this hideous sash.

Apologies if your sister
designed it.

But I was hoping you couldtell us anything you remember

from last night?Wait, you're serious?

Like, you don't remember
the mechanical bull riding?

Oh. Is that why my thighs
are killing me?

Gotta say,
I'm a little relieved.

The last thingany of us remember

is having drinksat our suite.

Yes, yes.
Made by this freaky...

like, hipster voodoo woman
wearing a Halloween costume,

Mistress something?

Mistress Delphine. Hmm.

Yeah, she's, uh, she's famous
for her secret herbal blends.

Which basically act

like roofies.Wow.

Nice background check.

Okay. At least we know who has
our phones and our wallets.

Actually, I...

have one of your phones.

That's mine!

Wait, why do you have
yourphone?

'Cause this thing's
practically glued to my hand.

Even Mistress Delphine's
magic couldn't touch it.But you left it here.

Well, no phones allowed
while riding Sophie.Okay,

there's no photos
because of your rules,

but it looks like
we took a Lyft

to a place called
Monsieur Reynaud's.

I didn't mean for you to
find out about Mia like that.

But since the cat's
out of the bag, um...

I want a divorce.

Wow.

Thanks for being so delicate.

I'm sorry, but we need to
face the facts, Alexis.

Our revenge failed.

We lost C.A.

Game over.That's what I cameto tell you.

There is still a way to getwhat we each want.

I have a new plan.

Don't you ever
run out of plans?

No.

Look, when I first
saw you in Europe

and we reconnected,
I thought I was dying.

So focusing on
revenge made sense.

But I have a new liver
and a new lease on life.

I just want to move on,
you know?

Maybe settle down and...

I really like Mia.

Mm-hmm.

We had a deal.

One year of wedded bliss
in exchange for my testimony

against Blake.Yeah, testimony that turned outto be worthless.

Look, I promise,

I will give you
a very generous settlement

for terminating our deal early.

Okay?
FALLON:
What possessed us

to come into this dump
in the middle of the night?

Oh, hi.

I'm sor...
Fallon Carrington.

I love
your store.
Mm.

Do you happen to remember
us from last night?

You're a hard group to forget.

Except, where's the fourth one?

She's... she's outside
trying not to hurl.

Speaking of
last night,

when we came in here,
was there a man with us?

Um, probably very handsome.
Husband material.

No, but you talked
about a wedding

to someone named Scorpio.

Scorpio?

I married a man with anastrological sign for a name.

Let me show you
the surveillance footage.

Maybe that'll help.Yes!
Yes!

Oh, God.

Who keeps calling me?

"Unknown number."

Decline.

SAM :
Oh, my God!

So...Fallon.

I love it!
Oh.

Well, that shirt is...

Can we delete this
after we're done?

How much did I spend?

SAM:Wait, I don't know if I want...

Do you have your wallet?No.

Sir, can we pay for it tomorrow?Can we come back tomorrow?

No, no, no.

Hey!

Hey!

Um...

did we...

Rob my store last night?

Yeah.

Well, was a baseball bat

really necessary?FALLON:
Listen,

we will pay for all of this
once we get our wallets.

REYNAUD:
I hit the silent alarm

as soon as I saw you return.

I'll take thatback now.

And don't forget the womanwho's throwing up outside.

Hey, Fallon, I have
a new name for you:

Felon Carrington.

Ugly!

Uh, sir?Yeah? Make it quick.

I can't be late.My investigator's

been looking into
Adam's childhood in Montana

for that profile
you were talking about.Mm-hmm.

And while they found
an adorable moment or two,

they also found
sealed juvenile court records.

Yeah, well, who doesn't have
sealed court records, huh?

Boys'll be boys.Sir.

I paid a premium to have
those records unsealed,

and discovered that young Adam

had a history
of violent outbursts,

particularly
towards his adopted mother.

Well, that's not exactlya news flash, is it?

We know Adam's got a temper--he burned down my vineyard.

He's a good son.He basically saved our lives.

Forget the profile.

We don't need it.I'll have my men return home.

I think they're
required

to give us food soon.

What?

I'm trying to look
at the bright side.

I don't think you

should be in chargeof the entertainment anymore.

You told me you wanted the
party to be extra crazy,

'cause you were mad at Liam for
not trusting you, okay? So...

I didn't ask you to have usdrugged and thrown in jail.

Oh, no, he's right, though.This whole thing started

because youwere angry at Liam

when all he didwas save your dad.

Stop taking his side.

I'm not taking his side.

I'm actually taking Adam's side,because...

Don't even say it.It's not the
time, Kirby.

We're seeing each other.

Ugh! Wow.

Well, good luck with that. Youshould have invited Adam, too.

I mean, Cristal's here.

I'm here because I thoughtit'd be a nice way of showing

that no matterwhat happens with Blake,we could still be friends.

No, you said you were here

so you could drink Blake
into oblivion.

I could do that anywhere.

Now I'm starting to understandLiam's point of view.

How canhe trust you?

You do go overboard
on everything.

You're mad at Liam,
you marry someone else.

You're mad at me,you ice me out.

You probably gave methis black eye!

Well, if I did, believe me,

it is the one thing
I wish I could remember.

Oh, my God, you
are themost...

ungrateful,
spiteful...

Shut up!

MICHAEL:
Hello?

Ah, thank God.

Mmm, mmm!

Mmm.

Thank you for meeting

and giving me a chance
to apologize for earlier.

I assure youI was merely surprised.

I would have been startled, too.

That is kind of you
to understand.

Jeff said you were sweet.

He did?

He is head over heels for you.

And I'm just so happy
he's finally found someone

he's thinking about
more seriously.

He can be a difficult man
to pin down, that one.

He was always kind of a player.

Mm.

But you two are platonic, right?

Like, I'm not stepping
on anything?

You have nothing to worry about.

Oh!

Oh!

Alexis, ugh, you are so clumsy.

Oh.

A little soda water, and
it'll come right out.

Oh, I think it's...gonna take more than that, dear.

You know what?

Why don't you take mine?

No. That's fine.
It's-it's okay.No, no,

no, I insist.

You can't run around town
with Jeff Colby,

carrying a purse that looks likeit was stolen from an aquarium.

Consider it
a "get to know you" gift.

Thank you.

Thank you, that means a lot.

So, how did you know
we were here?

Well, Kirby called.

Because apparently,
you won't contact Liam.

Don't tell me you're still
mad about the Moldavia thing?

He made a life-or-death decisionon my behalf

because of the way
he assumed I would react.

I mean, is that how
our marriage is gonna be?

I'm sure he thought he was
doing what was best for you.

Well, I didn't ask him to--
which is why

it is all going
into the prenup.

I am going to force him
to think of me as an equal

and not some unreasonable childthat he has to rein in.

Fallon, I'm sure he
doesn't think that.

And if he does,

then that's something
you two need to work out.

I liked it better
when you hated him.

Still not a big fan.

All right, I've
got to head back

and give the team
back their plane.Okay.

We're good to go.Thanks for this.

Of course. What's the point
of having your own plane

if you can't use it on
the spur of the moment?

I take it you all can
make it home on your own.

But why don't I have
to bail out Allison?

She didn't
end up coming?Allison?

We forgot
about Allison.What if she's lost?

Or lying in a ditch somewhere,

and she's trying to call us
over and over,

and her voiceis getting weaker,

and she's reachingfor her phone...Shh, shh, shh.

Give me your phone.What?

I think she was trying
to call us over and over.

What?The unknown number,
that must have been her.

Allison?

Okay. Where are you?

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Fine, we'll be right there.

How did you know it was her?

Well, listening
to your horror story just now

made me think back
to this morning in the room

when the phone kept ringing,
and then I realized

the only person annoying enoughto call every hour

is Allison.So where is she?

She's in the hospital.
I'm just prayingWhat?

she remembers something
about my wedding.

And that she's okay.

Of course.Thank you.

I need a quick and
favorable ruling.

Which should be simple, since
your department is handling

the probe into C.A.I know I owe you, Blake,

but you're asking a lot.

This is
a high-profile case for us.

All right, think of it this way.

The more powerful I am,
the more influence I'll have

to help you get that Secretary
of Energy spot one day.

That doesn't happen if
you don't fix this for me.

You do make a very good point.

BLAKE:
What the...?

This way.

What the hell was that?

Are you okay?

Not really.

You clearly have Moldavian
terrorists after you.

I don't need my life in danger.

It's just a smoke canister.

I think it's pretty clear
they're here

and they are angry.

And I haven't even done
anything for you yet.

Who knows how far they'll go
if I actually help?

You can't do this, Olivia.

I need you to end
this investigation.

It's too hot right now,
and I'm not gonna do anything

to jeopardize
my career or my family.

I'm sorry.
We need to wait

until everything
cools down.

So, any big planstomorrow?

Mm... going to work,

yoga, meal prepfor the week.

Nothing tooinsane, huh?

I think I've outgrown
the insane in my life.

Oh, wait.

Some days I skip the gym.

That's crazy, right?

Wild.

MIA:Mm.

Those martinis
are strong.

Now I need to go visit
the ladies' room.

Mia, huh?

I've been on a few
dates with her, too.

You used the
Sugar4Hire app, right?

Sugar4Hire?

We both know who she is.

Mia only dates wealthy guys.

Expensive tastes, but...
worth every penny.

Hey.

Have fun, man.

I sure did.

It's all right, Tony,
I found it.

Only my daughter would use
a priceless work of art

to house common weeds. Hmm.

Yes. Ignore my previous
phone call.

Uh, keep investigating
Adam Carrington.

Go as deep as necessary.

Report back only to me.

JEFF:
You ever hear of Sugar4Hire?

Is it food delivery? Because
this crudité isn't cutting it.

It's a service
that matches younger women

with rich men to date.

I'm not that desperate, Jeff.

I found Mia's profile on there.

Turns outshe's a gold digger.

Only after me for my money.

I am so sorry.

You can't tell
about some people.

Oh, and you should've seen this$20,000 bag she was carrying.

And when I mentioned it,
she made up this crazy story

that you gave it to her.

What?

I mean, we met for drinks,

but I wouldn't even
give Fallon that bag.

No, she must've gotten it from
one of those sugar daddies.

That harlot.
She doesn't deserve you.

Okay, you can drop the act.

What act?

Did you really think
I wouldn't figure it out?

I'm a tech billionaire, Alexis.

I did a background check on Miabefore we even went out.

That sugar baby profilenever popped up.

So then I hacked
into your credit card account.

That's a violation
of my privacy.

Are you gonna call the police?

Huh? Anyway,

I saw you bought that bag
this morning.

Why the hell are you trying
to ruin my relationship?

Because...

...I'm your wife.

By arrangement.

There's no reason for us
to stay married anymore.

I like being Mrs. Colby, okay?

It gives me
a certain cachet in society

and name recognition
for my podcast.

You know what?
I've had enough of this.

I'm filing for divorce
in the morning.

Thought I'd bring your favorite.I trust the meeting went well?

Actually, it didn't.

The Moldavian government
sent someone to attack us.

What? A-Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. It was more
of a warning, really.

Nobody was hurt.
My eyes got a little red.

So, your contact, are they
still gonna help, or...?

No, she was, she was shaken.

Really upset.

But your old man was able
to turn things around.

You were?

Yeah. Well, the attack
gave me a great idea.

You know, it's just
a short leap from caving

to terroriststo working with them.

So I asked Walker what her bosswould think if she was

in business with the Moldavians.

It'd be so easy to make it looklike she was getting kickbacks

from them to screw over

an upstanding American citizensuch as myself.

This time tomorrow,C.A. will be back online,

those tankers will beat our refinery,

just in time
for the press conference.

That's how we do it.

Drop the pudding.
We need to talk.

What do you rememberabout last night?

And most importantly,do you remember

who I married?You married someone?

Oh, my God. You were supposed
to be the responsible one.

I'm so sorry.

The nurse told me I fell off
a mechanical bull.

Guess none of you noticed,
because a stranger

brought me here
with a concussion.

We just left you there?

Yeah, but don't feel bad.

I broke out of my comfort zone
and had a great time.

I assume.

Well, now I do feel bad.

Not because of you,so much,

but because we'releaving tomorrow,

and I haveto tell Liam,

my fiancé, that I marriedsomeone else because I got mad.

Which just proveshis point.

I am a child.
Why should I be trusted?

I do go overboard.

Well, I mean,we all went overboard.

It's not just on you.

Yeah.

Look, guys, I'm sorry
that I yelled at you

when you were just tryingto do what I wanted you to do

and be a good bride tribe.

And good friends.

You know what?

It doesn't matter
whose fault it is.

What matters is that we've
dodged jail, ridden bulls.

Stolen jewelry.Wrestled anacondas.

JENNINGS:
So we can definitely
figure out

this Scorpio situation,
together.

KIRBY:
Or...

we just make sure
that Liam never,

ever finds
out about it.

Girl code, right?

I can help as soon as I change.

Can someone undo this thing?

No. Not my job.Ah, come here.

Oh.

What is it? Is it bad?

FALLON:"Scorpio"?

"The Anaconda Club"?

Why does that sound familiar?It's a strip club.

Oh, come on.
I married a stripper?

The staff told me you were here.

It's nice Blakeoccasionally lets you

out of the house for some air.

Now, to whatdo I owe this headache,

because I am reallynot in the mood.

I've just discovered thatmy daughter is dating your son.

Really?

Well, good taste has never beenone of Adam's strong suits.

I could say the
same about Kirby.

But I've been looking
into Adam's past,

and I'm a bit worried.

He's left quite a trail
of violence behind him.

Now, I know you two
have always been close,

but has he ever hurt you?

Adam is a mama's boy
through and through.

He would never hurt me.

He actually saved my
life when I tripped

into the fireplace
and burned my face.

You know, I've always wondered,

how does one trip
into a fireplace?

And lie there long enoughfor their face to melt off?

Well, you'd thinkyour reflexes would kick in.

Well, my reflexes were
slowed from too much wine.

I'm fortunate my son
arrived when he did,

and that's all there is
to that story, I'm afraid.

Yeah, well, I'm probably justbeing an overprotective father.

I'll show myself out.

♪ Hey, you don't want
no ... problem ♪

♪ You know, uh-uh...

I told you no strip clubs.

Well, I was under the influence.

But how great is this place?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I don't think so. Okay? Out.

Out.Whoa. What do you mean, out?

We just got here.No, no, no.

You were banned
from the club last night.

What? Why?

She jumped onstage

for a lap dance,but her face got in the way

of a stripper's elbow.

We had to kick you all out
for rowdiness.

I'm sorry I accused
you of punching me.Mm-hmm.

Then you all snuck back in,
and you ran off with Andy.

I would never run off
with an Andy.

Okay?

Wait, is Andy an anaconda?

You know what? Just getout of here, all right?Before I call the cops.

No-- Okay, come on. We don'tneed to go to jail again.

FALLON:We can't just give up.We need a New Orleans miracle.

What?

SAM: Yeah, baby!

Allison...Hey! My walkie!

KIRBY: Go, Allison!FALLON: Let's go.

You need to givethat girl a raise.

FALLON:
Hurry!

The smoke bomb did scare
her, but somehow Blake

still managed to
talk her into it.

It was a good plan,
but your father always manages

to weasel his way
out of trouble.

All right, so we
figure out another way.

An un-weaselable way.

Between this plan failing

and Jeff wanting a divorce...

maybe it's time to move on.

Do you want to talk about it?

I'm not in the mood yet.

Great, neither am I,
but here's the thing.

You're the one who taught me
never to give up.

Blake would've left me
to rot in a dungeon

just to save C.A.; he would've
kept you from your children.

That's why we
continue to fight

for whatever we want.

This is the first time you've
ever given me a pep talk.

Look at my boy.

All grown up.

Well, your boy has a new plan.

And all I need is your trust.

And a little money.

Is thatall there is?

Yes, it's her
entire medical file

from the night she
fell into the fire.

♪ I feel the motion,
just setting in... ♪

How do we knowwhich is Scorpio?

They all seemequally... oily.

Well, maybe they have
their names written

on their tiny
little underwear.

I think we're gonna need
a closer inspection.

Fine, I'll do it.

ANNOUNCER:
And now...

the moment you've
been waiting for.

Let's give it up for Scorpio!

Oh, my God, my God, that's
him-- he's wearing my ring!

Well, we don't have much time.
Security could come back

any second--go, go talk to him.

Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me...

Scorpio? Scorpio--
please wave your dollars

at some another banana hammock,okay, that's my husband!

Scorpio! Scorpio, over here!

Get up there, Fallon!

♪ Almost rang the phone
off the wall... ♪

Pop that booty!I can't watch.

♪ This evening

♪ I need some hot stuff,
baby, tonight... ♪

Hey.

Yeah.

Scorpio?

Scorpio?

Is this Scorpio?

Listen, sir, I think
you have my ring.

Scorpio?

I'll just come back later.

He seems busy.

Oh!

Oh!♪ Hot stuff...

Your mother would be very proud.

Hi. Um, if I could just
talk to you for one second...

Really? Okay.

If I could just...

♪ Hot stuff...

Yes. We like that.

Very good. You done?

ANNOUNCER: All right,let's hear it again for Scorpio!

Wow, this is officially the bestbachelorette party ever.

Never speak of
this again.

Hi. Finally.

Fallon Carrington.Yeah, I know.

I was wondering when
you guys were coming back.

Oh. You mean,
when we were gonna come back,

or when you could score
some more

free bling?

Apparently, I'm your wife.

My wife?

No, uh, I didn't marry you.

I married him.

♪ Something
in the air tonight... ♪

What?

What now?

I'm not ready to give
up on our marriage.

Even if that means having
to tell you the truth

about my feelings and
letting you see the real me.

Well, this iskind of the third real you,

but I get it.

I didn't like seeing
you with that girl.

I think there's
something between us,

and you know it, too.

You were the first person to
visit me after my accident.

You tried to protect
me from Adam,

and you came to see me

when you thought
you were dying.

If all of that means nothing,

I'll give you your divorce.

Maybe there is a seedof something between us.

But if we went there,it-it'd get messy.

You are a lot, Alexis.

Look at the stuntyou pulled with Mia.

That's not whatI need right now.

What you don't need

is simple, uncomplicated Mia.

She will make you dull.

And one day, she will do
something even worse.

She will bore you.

Sometimes,a man just wants to take

the easy, well-paved road.

Not Jeff Colby.

Yeah, I pulled that stunt.

I keep you
on your toes.

And if you have
a new lease on life,

why not choose
the more interesting life?

So, the first time we came in...

Everyone was pretty wasted.Especially you.

I heard.

But I'm-I'm notlike that, really.

Well, normally.

I-I have a lot going on.

Anyway, uh, in all the chaos,

you left your phonesand wallets here, so...

FALLON:
Oh, thank you.Yeah, of course.

So, um, when exactly
did I propose?

I mean, I assume that I was
the one who proposed, right?

Yeah, you did.Uh, apparently,

you went to the barand were moved

by some story that Fallonwas telling everyone

about marrying a total strangerand falling in love.

Oh, yes! Yes!Yeah?

Me and Liam. Aw.

What a sweet story.

You see? Sometimes,
going overboard pays off.

So, what else did he say I said?Not your turn.

So, then we must have
gone to that store

to buy wedding
clothes, right?

Or steal them.

Well, you came backall decked out

and got down on a kneewith Fallon's ring.

Wow. I cannot believe
I let you borrow my ring

to propose to a stripper.

Well, you asked for mineas collateral.

Well, at least my business sense

still remained intact
when I was blackout drunk.

Uh, so, that would explain
this gumball machine ring

I'm wearing.SCORPIO: Yeah.

We got marriedat an all-night chapel.

Wow. Blackout me is leaving
sober me speechless.

Well, as useful
as you have been,

Scorpio, I would, uh,

like my ring back.Oh, yeah.

There you go.

I am really happy
we're not married,

'cause thatwould have been bad. Yeah.

Bye. Thanks so much.SCORPIO: Bye.

Thank you.KIRBY:It was really nice to meet you.

SCORPIO:Yeah. Bye.Bye.

So, we can get an
easy annulment,

right?Yeah.

Of course.But, hey, can I...

Can I call you
if I'm in Atlanta?

Last night was, uh,
actually pretty fun.

You know, maybe we could start
with a-a date.

Um, look, you seem really cool,

but, um, I'm actually trying
to keep it cas.

You know, not really
looking to settle down.

Right.

Well,

just in case you changeyour mind, there it is.

Ryan?Mm-hmm.

Thank God
your name's not Scorpio.

I can't tell youhow proud and thrilled I am

to have the company
back in the family

and to be CEO once again,

this time with my sonas my number two.

Now, you all know
that Carrington Atlantic

is already a hugely
profitable company,

but I plan to...

WOMAN: Are you seeing this?MAN: Mr. Carrington?

NEWSWOMAN:Mr. Carrington?

Mr. Carrington,what can you tell us

about the refinery explosion?

How will the loss
of $500 million in oil

affect C.A.?That...

What the hell is that?

Is that one of ours?It was.

Apparently, the Moldavian
oil was tainted.

Caused an explosion at therefinery. There's no casualties,

but it's gonna be a nightmare
financially and PR-wise.

They're gonna be
out for blood.

Yeah, I know that.

NEWSWOMAN:Mr. Carrington?

The press conference is over.
No questions.

Mr. Carrington. Mr. Carrington!Mr. Carrington. Mr. Carrington!

Mr. Carrington!Mr. Carrington, wait!

You were right.The prenup was a bad idea.

You know, and even thoughI didn't marry Magic Mike,

I am capableof going a little crazy.

So you're saying Liam was right?

No, no, no. I'm not
saying he was right.

I'm saying I understand
why he made that decision.

And Culhane may have talked

a little sense into me.Oh.

I guess I can't have all the
control in a partnership.

You giving up control?

Ha!SAM:Guys?

I just found some pictures

of our first trip
to the strip club.

What?

I want to see.And yes, I broke

your "no pictures" rule,but what did you expect?

Some of these were sent

by Ryan.KIRBY: Your wedding!

Ooh.

KIRBY: Ooh!SAM: Yes, bitch.

Work.

KIRBY:Ow!

Oh.SAM:
All right, Allison.

KIRBY: Aw.FALLON:No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's disgusting.KIRBY:
Send it to me.

JENNINGS:
Ooh.

Oh, honey.

I meantwhat I said in jail.

I hopewe can stay friends,

no matter what happenswith me and your dad.

Don't worry.

You'll always be my
second evil stepmother.

Cute.

Oh, again with the lurking.

I know you're dating Adam.

You need to stay
away from him.

What happened to trusting mewith my own love life?

I would
if I didn't care about you.

What are you even on about?

Adam's dangerous.

He has a history
of hurting people.

I-In fact,

Alexis didn't fall
into the fireplace.

He shoved her into it.

He burned her.
He's deranged.

And you believethat lying bitch? She claimed

that I burned the manor downso you'd send me away.

Yeah, again, I'm
sorry about that.

But I verified this with
the hospital records.

Alexis claimed she was drunk.
That's why she tripped.

But her tox report
came back clean.

She had bruising on
her back and her neck,

like someone had been
holding her down.

Hello? You're the onethat sounds deranged.

It's obvious you don't likethat I'm dating Adam,

and you're using liesto break us up.

If you'll just listen to me...

Oh, I'm done listening.

So, I assumeour deal is back on

and we're gonna stay marriedthe rest of the year?

Can we just take
it day by day?

Mmm. I can do that.

But I think you're gonna wantto extend our contract

after you see this.

Adam bribed the ship's captain

to poison the oil tanker
with a toxic solution,

and once it reached
the refinery...

Blake losthalf a billion dollars,

and this isjust the beginning.

I admire your
resilience, Alexis.

And I'll support you if that's
what you want to focus on.

But I meant what I said.

Life is too short to waste
it avenging the past.

Right now, I just
want to enjoy myself.

I can help with that, too.

Hey, Cristal. Um...

Yeah, I know
I haven't called you.

Uh, but I just wanted
to give you some space.

And, um...

It's been a really bad day.

Yeah, I've only been CEO a week,

and the company's already
on the brink financially.

It's really hard
to trust anyone

when you're a Carrington.

And it's even harder to let yourself love sometimes.

But you pushed past
all my defenses.

You're the only one
that I want to talk to

and be with
when the going gets tough.

So...

Would you please come back?

What's wrong?

My dad doesn't like
me seeing you.

Really? Um...

He told me you were dangerous,

and he went on and on
with this insane story

about how you shoved Alexis
into a fireplace?

What?

Did my mother tell him that?

No clue.

All I know is it's ridiculous.

I don't know why
I brought it up.I-It is.

It's completely
ridiculous. Don't...

Don't even think about it.

Whatever.
It's been a crazy 48 hours

since I last saw you,
and I did promise you

some steamy new moves.Mm-hmm.

Cream or sugar?

I'm good. Thank you.

So, what are you going
to be doing up north?

Some fly-fishing?

More like hunting.Hmm.

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