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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:07,206 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 2 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:43,075 >> AND NOW TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE LECTURE ON HALLOWEEN SAFETY, HERE'S OFFICER PAPERMOUTH. 3 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:44,376 LECTURE ON HALLOWEEN SAFETY, HERE'S OFFICER PAPERMOUTH. >> GOOD MORNING, CHILDREN. 4 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,410 HERE'S OFFICER PAPERMOUTH. >> GOOD MORNING, CHILDREN. I GUESS YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THE 5 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:46,845 >> GOOD MORNING, CHILDREN. I GUESS YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW IS. 6 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:47,680 I GUESS YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW IS. >> SURE, WE DO. 7 00:00:47,682 --> 00:00:48,747 DAY AFTER TOMORROW IS. >> SURE, WE DO. IT'S THE DAY I GET TO SCARE THE 8 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,449 >> SURE, WE DO. IT'S THE DAY I GET TO SCARE THE PANTS OFF MY LITTLE SISTER. 9 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:51,684 IT'S THE DAY I GET TO SCARE THE PANTS OFF MY LITTLE SISTER. >> [LAUGHTER] 10 00:00:51,686 --> 00:00:52,917 PANTS OFF MY LITTLE SISTER. >> [LAUGHTER] >> OH, TOMMY. 11 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,286 >> [LAUGHTER] >> OH, TOMMY. >> WELL, THAT'S RIGHT. 12 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,720 >> OH, TOMMY. >> WELL, THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S HALLOWEEN. 13 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,155 >> WELL, THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S HALLOWEEN. AND AS MUCH FUN AS IT IS, 14 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,357 IT'S HALLOWEEN. AND AS MUCH FUN AS IT IS, IT CAN ALSO BE VERY DANGEROUS. 15 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,226 AND AS MUCH FUN AS IT IS, IT CAN ALSO BE VERY DANGEROUS. YOU SEE, WITH ALL YOU KIDS 16 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,961 IT CAN ALSO BE VERY DANGEROUS. YOU SEE, WITH ALL YOU KIDS RUNNING AROUND WEARING DARK 17 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,929 YOU SEE, WITH ALL YOU KIDS RUNNING AROUND WEARING DARK CLOTHING AND MONSTER AND DEVIL 18 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,298 RUNNING AROUND WEARING DARK CLOTHING AND MONSTER AND DEVIL MASKS THAT COVER YOUR WHOLE 19 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,066 CLOTHING AND MONSTER AND DEVIL MASKS THAT COVER YOUR WHOLE FACE, YOU'LL ALL RUN INTO A 20 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,668 MASKS THAT COVER YOUR WHOLE FACE, YOU'LL ALL RUN INTO A SERIOUS RISK OF BECOMING 21 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:10,969 FACE, YOU'LL ALL RUN INTO A SERIOUS RISK OF BECOMING DEVIL-WORSHIPERS 22 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:12,871 SERIOUS RISK OF BECOMING DEVIL-WORSHIPERS OR EVEN BUDDHISTS. 23 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:13,672 DEVIL-WORSHIPERS OR EVEN BUDDHISTS. SO, WHEN YOU GO OUT 24 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,407 OR EVEN BUDDHISTS. SO, WHEN YOU GO OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS SUNDAY, 25 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,142 SO, WHEN YOU GO OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS SUNDAY, TAKE AN EXTRA MINUTE TO DO A 26 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,477 TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS SUNDAY, TAKE AN EXTRA MINUTE TO DO A LITTLE SAFETY CHECK ON YOUR 27 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,411 TAKE AN EXTRA MINUTE TO DO A LITTLE SAFETY CHECK ON YOUR COSTUME. 28 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,246 LITTLE SAFETY CHECK ON YOUR COSTUME. MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO HORNS, 29 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,415 COSTUME. MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO HORNS, PEACE SYMBOLS, STAR OF DAVIDS, 30 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,984 MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO HORNS, PEACE SYMBOLS, STAR OF DAVIDS, OR ANY ROSARIES ON THEM. 31 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,820 PEACE SYMBOLS, STAR OF DAVIDS, OR ANY ROSARIES ON THEM. IN FACT, THE FUNNEST COSTUMES 32 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:29,754 OR ANY ROSARIES ON THEM. IN FACT, THE FUNNEST COSTUMES ARE HOLY THINGS, LIKE GENERIC 33 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,956 IN FACT, THE FUNNEST COSTUMES ARE HOLY THINGS, LIKE GENERIC ANGELS OR CLEANLINESS. 34 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:33,191 ARE HOLY THINGS, LIKE GENERIC ANGELS OR CLEANLINESS. YOU DO THAT, AND YOU'LL HAVE A 35 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,327 ANGELS OR CLEANLINESS. YOU DO THAT, AND YOU'LL HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE HALLOWEEN. 36 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,395 YOU DO THAT, AND YOU'LL HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE HALLOWEEN. ANY QUESTIONS? 37 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,295 HAPPY AND SAFE HALLOWEEN. ANY QUESTIONS? >> UH, UH! 38 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,263 ANY QUESTIONS? >> UH, UH! >> DOUGHY. 39 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,332 >> UH, UH! >> DOUGHY. >> IS BEING A POLICEMAN SCARY? 40 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,333 >> DOUGHY. >> IS BEING A POLICEMAN SCARY? >> [CHUCKLES] 41 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:42,401 >> IS BEING A POLICEMAN SCARY? >> [CHUCKLES] NO, SON. 42 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:43,968 >> [CHUCKLES] NO, SON. I'M NEVER SCARED WHEN I'M OUT ON 43 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,838 NO, SON. I'M NEVER SCARED WHEN I'M OUT ON THE BEAT, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY: 44 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,539 I'M NEVER SCARED WHEN I'M OUT ON THE BEAT, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY: IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST 45 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,374 THE BEAT, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY: IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST DARN TEAM BACKING ME UP ON THOSE 46 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:52,711 IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST DARN TEAM BACKING ME UP ON THOSE STREETS--OFFICERS GOD AND JESUS. 47 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,646 DARN TEAM BACKING ME UP ON THOSE STREETS--OFFICERS GOD AND JESUS. I KNOW THAT GOD PROTECTS ME FROM 48 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,715 STREETS--OFFICERS GOD AND JESUS. I KNOW THAT GOD PROTECTS ME FROM ALL DANGER, AND THAT JESUS 49 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,917 I KNOW THAT GOD PROTECTS ME FROM ALL DANGER, AND THAT JESUS GUIDES MY BULLETS STRAIGHT INTO 50 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,885 ALL DANGER, AND THAT JESUS GUIDES MY BULLETS STRAIGHT INTO THE BRAINS AND LUNGS OF LAWLESS 51 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:01,820 GUIDES MY BULLETS STRAIGHT INTO THE BRAINS AND LUNGS OF LAWLESS SLIME. 52 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,888 THE BRAINS AND LUNGS OF LAWLESS SLIME. POW, POW, POW! 53 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,057 SLIME. POW, POW, POW! >> OOH! 54 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:07,192 POW, POW, POW! >> OOH! >> WOW! 55 00:02:07,194 --> 00:02:08,026 >> OOH! >> WOW! >> HEY, DOUGHY. 56 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:08,827 >> WOW! >> HEY, DOUGHY. HEY, OREL. 57 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:09,828 >> HEY, DOUGHY. HEY, OREL. YOU FELLOWS WANT TO GO TO THE 58 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:10,795 HEY, OREL. YOU FELLOWS WANT TO GO TO THE CHURCH'S HAUNTED HOUSE TOMORROW 59 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:11,596 YOU FELLOWS WANT TO GO TO THE CHURCH'S HAUNTED HOUSE TOMORROW NIGHT? 60 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:12,665 CHURCH'S HAUNTED HOUSE TOMORROW NIGHT? IT'S ONLY 25 CENTS IF YOU WEAR A 61 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:13,698 NIGHT? IT'S ONLY 25 CENTS IF YOU WEAR A COSTUME. 62 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,699 IT'S ONLY 25 CENTS IF YOU WEAR A COSTUME. >> I DON'T THINK I SHOULD GO, 63 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:15,534 COSTUME. >> I DON'T THINK I SHOULD GO, TOMMY. 64 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,001 >> I DON'T THINK I SHOULD GO, TOMMY. IT MIGHT BE FULL OF MONSTERS AND 65 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:17,870 TOMMY. IT MIGHT BE FULL OF MONSTERS AND DEVILS. 66 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:18,671 IT MIGHT BE FULL OF MONSTERS AND DEVILS. >> AW, DON'T BE SUCH A 67 00:02:18,673 --> 00:02:19,638 DEVILS. >> AW, DON'T BE SUCH A BUTTER-HEAD. 68 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,739 >> AW, DON'T BE SUCH A BUTTER-HEAD. IT'S GOOD TO GO AND BE AFRAID OF 69 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,840 BUTTER-HEAD. IT'S GOOD TO GO AND BE AFRAID OF ALL THAT JUNK. 70 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,141 IT'S GOOD TO GO AND BE AFRAID OF ALL THAT JUNK. >> THAT'S TRUE. 71 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,576 ALL THAT JUNK. >> THAT'S TRUE. OK, I'LL GO. 72 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:25,177 >> THAT'S TRUE. OK, I'LL GO. >> ALL RIGHT! 73 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:25,844 OK, I'LL GO. >> ALL RIGHT! YEAH! 74 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,980 >> ALL RIGHT! YEAH! >> YAY! 75 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:34,018 >> GEE, I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO SCARY. >> HOPE, DOUGHY? 76 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,188 SCARY. >> HOPE, DOUGHY? IF YOU PRAY, YOU GET YOUR WAY. 77 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,791 >> HOPE, DOUGHY? IF YOU PRAY, YOU GET YOUR WAY. IF YOU HOPE, THE ANSWER'S NOPE. 78 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:40,893 IF YOU PRAY, YOU GET YOUR WAY. IF YOU HOPE, THE ANSWER'S NOPE. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 79 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,763 >> [EVIL LAUGHTER] 80 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:50,935 >> OOH! >> AAGH! >> OH! 81 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,971 >> AAGH! >> OH! >> [ROARING] 82 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:59,378 >> AAGH! >> AAGH! >> HA HA HA HA HA! 83 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:06,652 >> A-BOOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA! HUH? OH. 84 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:13,692 >> I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU BLACK MAN AND WIFE. HA HA HA HA! 85 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,694 AND WIFE. HA HA HA HA! >> AAGH! 86 00:03:16,662 --> 00:03:21,633 >> AAGH! >> WOW! THAT WAS SO SCARY IT WAS FUN! 87 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,401 >> WOW! THAT WAS SO SCARY IT WAS FUN! >> I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET 88 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,102 THAT WAS SO SCARY IT WAS FUN! >> I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET SPOOKED TO DEATH! 89 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,003 >> I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET SPOOKED TO DEATH! >> HA HA HA. 90 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,771 SPOOKED TO DEATH! >> HA HA HA. WASN'T THAT FUN, OREL? 91 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:27,740 >> HA HA HA. WASN'T THAT FUN, OREL? >> NOT REALLY. 92 00:03:27,742 --> 00:03:28,607 WASN'T THAT FUN, OREL? >> NOT REALLY. >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, 93 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:30,175 >> NOT REALLY. >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, TOO SCARY FOR YOU? 94 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:31,009 >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, TOO SCARY FOR YOU? >> I DON'T THINK IT WAS 95 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:31,910 TOO SCARY FOR YOU? >> I DON'T THINK IT WAS SCARY AT ALL. 96 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:32,644 >> I DON'T THINK IT WAS SCARY AT ALL. >> COME ON! 97 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:33,878 SCARY AT ALL. >> COME ON! WHAT ABOUT THE VAMPIRE? 98 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:34,613 >> COME ON! WHAT ABOUT THE VAMPIRE? >> GEE. 99 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,014 WHAT ABOUT THE VAMPIRE? >> GEE. NOTHING'S REALLY SCARY WHEN YOU 100 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,582 >> GEE. NOTHING'S REALLY SCARY WHEN YOU HAVE GOD ON YOUR SIDE. 101 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:38,583 NOTHING'S REALLY SCARY WHEN YOU HAVE GOD ON YOUR SIDE. >> I DON'T KNOW, OREL. 102 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,118 HAVE GOD ON YOUR SIDE. >> I DON'T KNOW, OREL. WHAT ABOUT THAT IRRITATED WITCH 103 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,420 >> I DON'T KNOW, OREL. WHAT ABOUT THAT IRRITATED WITCH THAT JUMPED OUT OF THE COFFIN? 104 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,621 WHAT ABOUT THAT IRRITATED WITCH THAT JUMPED OUT OF THE COFFIN? WEREN'T YOU AFRAID SHE'D BITE 105 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,522 THAT JUMPED OUT OF THE COFFIN? WEREN'T YOU AFRAID SHE'D BITE YOUR THROAT OUT? 106 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:44,222 WEREN'T YOU AFRAID SHE'D BITE YOUR THROAT OUT? >> NO. 107 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,323 YOUR THROAT OUT? >> NO. BECAUSE I KNEW THE LORD WOULD 108 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,358 >> NO. BECAUSE I KNEW THE LORD WOULD PROTECT ME. 109 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,992 BECAUSE I KNEW THE LORD WOULD PROTECT ME. >> EVEN FROM BEING STARTLED? 110 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:48,861 PROTECT ME. >> EVEN FROM BEING STARTLED? >> YEAH. 111 00:03:48,863 --> 00:03:50,695 >> EVEN FROM BEING STARTLED? >> YEAH. >> WELL, IT SURE SCARED ME. 112 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:51,696 >> YEAH. >> WELL, IT SURE SCARED ME. I WANT TO GO AGAIN. 113 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:52,397 >> WELL, IT SURE SCARED ME. I WANT TO GO AGAIN. >> ME, TOO. 114 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,532 I WANT TO GO AGAIN. >> ME, TOO. LET'S GO! 115 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:54,733 >> ME, TOO. LET'S GO! >> YOU COMING, OREL? 116 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:55,868 LET'S GO! >> YOU COMING, OREL? >> GO AHEAD, DOUGHY. 117 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:58,136 >> YOU COMING, OREL? >> GO AHEAD, DOUGHY. I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT. 118 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:00,773 >> GO AHEAD, DOUGHY. I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT. >> [WAILING] 119 00:04:00,775 --> 00:04:02,340 I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT. >> [WAILING] >> [SIGHS] 120 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:03,241 >> [WAILING] >> [SIGHS] GEE. 121 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,543 >> [SIGHS] GEE. IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO BE 122 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:05,944 GEE. IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO BE SCARED OF SOMETHING WHEN YOUR 123 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,112 IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO BE SCARED OF SOMETHING WHEN YOUR TWO BEST FRIENDS ARE 124 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,913 SCARED OF SOMETHING WHEN YOUR TWO BEST FRIENDS ARE JESUS AND GOD. 125 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,449 TWO BEST FRIENDS ARE JESUS AND GOD. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY FRIGHTEN ME 126 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:13,986 JESUS AND GOD. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY FRIGHTEN ME WITH THEM ON MY SIDE? 127 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:15,220 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY FRIGHTEN ME WITH THEM ON MY SIDE? HMM. 128 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:16,655 WITH THEM ON MY SIDE? HMM. IF I BROKE ALL THOSE 129 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:19,023 HMM. IF I BROKE ALL THOSE COMMANDMENTS, I'D DEFINITELY BE 130 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:20,559 IF I BROKE ALL THOSE COMMANDMENTS, I'D DEFINITELY BE SCARED. 131 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:21,526 COMMANDMENTS, I'D DEFINITELY BE SCARED. OH. 132 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:22,727 SCARED. OH. BUT IT'S NOT REALLY WORTH IT 133 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,797 OH. BUT IT'S NOT REALLY WORTH IT FOR JUST ONE DAY OF FUN. 134 00:04:24,799 --> 00:04:26,465 BUT IT'S NOT REALLY WORTH IT FOR JUST ONE DAY OF FUN. GOSH. 135 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,666 FOR JUST ONE DAY OF FUN. GOSH. I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO BE 136 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:30,002 GOSH. I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO BE SCARED OF GOD JUST ON HALLOWEEN 137 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,269 I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO BE SCARED OF GOD JUST ON HALLOWEEN AND THEN HAVE EVERYTHING GO BACK 138 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,938 SCARED OF GOD JUST ON HALLOWEEN AND THEN HAVE EVERYTHING GO BACK TO NORMAL. 139 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:40,512 >> KIDS, TODAY IS HALLOWEEN. NOT EXACTLY THE HIGHEST OF HOLY DAYS, BUT, NEVERTHELESS, WHEN 140 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,381 NOT EXACTLY THE HIGHEST OF HOLY DAYS, BUT, NEVERTHELESS, WHEN YOU TAKE PART IN ACTIVITIES LIKE 141 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:45,417 DAYS, BUT, NEVERTHELESS, WHEN YOU TAKE PART IN ACTIVITIES LIKE EGGING OR T.P.ing MY HOUSE, I 142 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,252 YOU TAKE PART IN ACTIVITIES LIKE EGGING OR T.P.ing MY HOUSE, I SHOULD WARN YOU THAT IT WILL BE 143 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,722 EGGING OR T.P.ing MY HOUSE, I SHOULD WARN YOU THAT IT WILL BE COUNTED AS A SIN, AND THAT JUST 144 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,890 SHOULD WARN YOU THAT IT WILL BE COUNTED AS A SIN, AND THAT JUST LIKE A BULIMIC WOMAN WHO FEELS 145 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,658 COUNTED AS A SIN, AND THAT JUST LIKE A BULIMIC WOMAN WHO FEELS THE GUILT OF GORGING THAT 146 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:57,195 LIKE A BULIMIC WOMAN WHO FEELS THE GUILT OF GORGING THAT LITHE, WAIFY BODY OF HERS, 147 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,097 THE GUILT OF GORGING THAT LITHE, WAIFY BODY OF HERS, YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL AN 148 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,465 LITHE, WAIFY BODY OF HERS, YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL AN UNCOMFORTABLE WEIGHT IN THE PIT 149 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,333 YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL AN UNCOMFORTABLE WEIGHT IN THE PIT OF THE STOMACH OF YOUR 150 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,267 UNCOMFORTABLE WEIGHT IN THE PIT OF THE STOMACH OF YOUR CONSCIENCE. 151 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:03,936 OF THE STOMACH OF YOUR CONSCIENCE. THEN YOU WILL SAY TO YOURSELVES, 152 00:05:03,938 --> 00:05:05,870 CONSCIENCE. THEN YOU WILL SAY TO YOURSELVES, WHAT IS THE FINGER OF SALVATION 153 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,305 THEN YOU WILL SAY TO YOURSELVES, WHAT IS THE FINGER OF SALVATION THAT CAN BE THRUST INTO THE GAG 154 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,741 WHAT IS THE FINGER OF SALVATION THAT CAN BE THRUST INTO THE GAG REFLEX OF MY SOUL? 155 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,175 THAT CAN BE THRUST INTO THE GAG REFLEX OF MY SOUL? NYAY, NYAY, NYAY? 156 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,710 REFLEX OF MY SOUL? NYAY, NYAY, NYAY? THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER TO THIS 157 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:12,945 NYAY, NYAY, NYAY? THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER TO THIS DILEMMA. 158 00:05:12,947 --> 00:05:14,012 THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER TO THIS DILEMMA. REPENT. 159 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,247 DILEMMA. REPENT. SIN TODAY IF YOU MUST, 160 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:16,148 REPENT. SIN TODAY IF YOU MUST, BUT REPENT TOMORROW. 161 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:16,915 SIN TODAY IF YOU MUST, BUT REPENT TOMORROW. AMEN. 162 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,483 BUT REPENT TOMORROW. AMEN. >> HOT DOG! 163 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,784 AMEN. >> HOT DOG! THIS IS GONNA BE THE SCARIEST 164 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:22,287 >> HOT DOG! THIS IS GONNA BE THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN EVER! 165 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:23,722 THIS IS GONNA BE THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN EVER! >> I DON'T KNOW, OREL. 166 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:24,823 HALLOWEEN EVER! >> I DON'T KNOW, OREL. I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD 167 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:25,858 >> I DON'T KNOW, OREL. I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 168 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:27,159 I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. YOU CAN'T JUST BREAK ALL 10 169 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,294 IDEA. YOU CAN'T JUST BREAK ALL 10 COMMANDMENTS IN ONE DAY. 170 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,729 YOU CAN'T JUST BREAK ALL 10 COMMANDMENTS IN ONE DAY. GOD'S GONNA HATE YOU. 171 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:31,930 COMMANDMENTS IN ONE DAY. GOD'S GONNA HATE YOU. >> THAT'S THE POINT. 172 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,798 GOD'S GONNA HATE YOU. >> THAT'S THE POINT. WHAT CAN BE SCARIER THAN THAT? 173 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,000 >> THAT'S THE POINT. WHAT CAN BE SCARIER THAN THAT? THEN TOMORROW, I'LL JUST REPENT. 174 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,402 WHAT CAN BE SCARIER THAN THAT? THEN TOMORROW, I'LL JUST REPENT. AND BOTH HIM AND JESUS WILL BE 175 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:38,737 THEN TOMORROW, I'LL JUST REPENT. AND BOTH HIM AND JESUS WILL BE BACK ON MY SIDE AGAIN. 176 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:39,438 AND BOTH HIM AND JESUS WILL BE BACK ON MY SIDE AGAIN. >> WOW! 177 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,338 BACK ON MY SIDE AGAIN. >> WOW! YOU'RE RIGHT. 178 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,775 >> WOW! YOU'RE RIGHT. CHRISTIANITY SURE IS CONVENIENT. 179 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:43,942 YOU'RE RIGHT. CHRISTIANITY SURE IS CONVENIENT. >> WHY WOULD GOT MAKE IT ANY 180 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:44,777 CHRISTIANITY SURE IS CONVENIENT. >> WHY WOULD GOT MAKE IT ANY OTHER WAY? 181 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:45,810 >> WHY WOULD GOT MAKE IT ANY OTHER WAY? >> OREL! 182 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,379 OTHER WAY? >> OREL! TIME TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE! 183 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:49,114 >> OREL! TIME TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE! >> AIN'T GONNA DO IT, MOM! 184 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,315 TIME TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE! >> AIN'T GONNA DO IT, MOM! >> OREL! 185 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,149 >> AIN'T GONNA DO IT, MOM! >> OREL! OH. 186 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,084 >> OREL! OH. I GET IT. 187 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:54,186 OH. I GET IT. HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER. 188 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,454 I GET IT. HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER. >> WHAT'S THAT? 189 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,155 HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER. >> WHAT'S THAT? >> DO IT YOURSELF, OLD LADY! 190 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,123 >> WHAT'S THAT? >> DO IT YOURSELF, OLD LADY! >> OREL! 191 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,357 >> DO IT YOURSELF, OLD LADY! >> OREL! >> YOU'RE THE ONLY GARBAGE 192 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,794 >> OREL! >> YOU'RE THE ONLY GARBAGE AROUND HERE, BLOBERTA! 193 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:03,328 >> YOU'RE THE ONLY GARBAGE AROUND HERE, BLOBERTA! >> YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOUR 194 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,396 AROUND HERE, BLOBERTA! >> YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME! 195 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:05,930 >> YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME! >> YES! 196 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:08,066 FATHER GETS HOME! >> YES! >> [LAUGHTER] 197 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,568 >> YES! >> [LAUGHTER] >> THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY 198 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,637 >> [LAUGHTER] >> THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S POSSESSIONS. 199 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:22,481 THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY. 200 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,929 THOU SHALT NOT STEAL. 201 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:44,436 THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN. 202 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:51,176 THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GODS, AND THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP 203 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:53,245 ANY OTHER GODS, AND THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP ANY GRAVEN IMAGES. 204 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,957 THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR. 205 00:07:07,893 --> 00:07:13,065 THOU SHALT HONOR THE SABBATH DAY. >> AND YOU KEEP BREAKING 206 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,266 SABBATH DAY. >> AND YOU KEEP BREAKING COMMANDMENTS, AND YOU MIGHT GET 207 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:15,267 >> AND YOU KEEP BREAKING COMMANDMENTS, AND YOU MIGHT GET HIT BY LIGHTNING. 208 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,268 COMMANDMENTS, AND YOU MIGHT GET HIT BY LIGHTNING. AND I'M WORRIED FOR YOUR 209 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,103 HIT BY LIGHTNING. AND I'M WORRIED FOR YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL, OREL. 210 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,071 AND I'M WORRIED FOR YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL, OREL. >> OK, DOUGHY. 211 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:20,673 IMMORTAL SOUL, OREL. >> OK, DOUGHY. ENOUGH OF YOUR PROBLEMS. 212 00:07:20,675 --> 00:07:21,674 >> OK, DOUGHY. ENOUGH OF YOUR PROBLEMS. >> HUH?! 213 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:22,841 ENOUGH OF YOUR PROBLEMS. >> HUH?! >> THIS IS SERIOUS. 214 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,042 >> HUH?! >> THIS IS SERIOUS. I HAVE ONE MORE COMMANDMENT TO 215 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,110 >> THIS IS SERIOUS. I HAVE ONE MORE COMMANDMENT TO BREAK. 216 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:25,678 I HAVE ONE MORE COMMANDMENT TO BREAK. >> [GASPS] 217 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:26,578 BREAK. >> [GASPS] OH, NO, OREL! 218 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:27,680 >> [GASPS] OH, NO, OREL! NOT KILL. 219 00:07:27,682 --> 00:07:29,648 OH, NO, OREL! NOT KILL. AREN'T YOU SCARED ENOUGH YET? 220 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,049 NOT KILL. AREN'T YOU SCARED ENOUGH YET? >> LET'S SEE. 221 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,050 AREN'T YOU SCARED ENOUGH YET? >> LET'S SEE. NOPE. 222 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,853 >> LET'S SEE. NOPE. I STILL FEEL GOD'S LOVE. 223 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,288 NOPE. I STILL FEEL GOD'S LOVE. BOY, I'M NEVER GONNA BE SCARED 224 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,690 I STILL FEEL GOD'S LOVE. BOY, I'M NEVER GONNA BE SCARED ENOUGH OF GOD BY TONIGHT IF I 225 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:39,992 BOY, I'M NEVER GONNA BE SCARED ENOUGH OF GOD BY TONIGHT IF I DON'T KILL SOMEONE. 226 00:07:39,994 --> 00:07:41,694 ENOUGH OF GOD BY TONIGHT IF I DON'T KILL SOMEONE. I GUESS THIS HALLOWEEN IS 227 00:07:41,696 --> 00:07:43,862 DON'T KILL SOMEONE. I GUESS THIS HALLOWEEN IS RUINED. 228 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:51,036 >> POOR OREL. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 229 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:56,108 >> AFTER YOU, SIR. >> OH. WHY, THANK YOU. 230 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:58,510 >> OH. WHY, THANK YOU. WHAT A GOOD-- 231 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,978 WHY, THANK YOU. WHAT A GOOD-- >> DAD?! 232 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,914 WHAT A GOOD-- >> DAD?! >> OREL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! 233 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,582 >> DAD?! >> OREL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU KILLED HIM! 234 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,283 >> OREL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU KILLED HIM! >> I DID? 235 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,050 YOU KILLED HIM! >> I DID? OH. 236 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:06,951 >> I DID? OH. HURRAY! 237 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,286 OH. HURRAY! I DID IT! 238 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,654 HURRAY! I DID IT! >> WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU, 239 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:10,622 I DID IT! >> WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU, YOUNG MAN? 240 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:11,890 >> WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU, YOUNG MAN? FIRST YOU'RE RUDE TO YOUR MOTHER 241 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,225 YOUNG MAN? FIRST YOU'RE RUDE TO YOUR MOTHER AND NOW THIS. 242 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:14,026 FIRST YOU'RE RUDE TO YOUR MOTHER AND NOW THIS. SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED 243 00:08:14,028 --> 00:08:15,293 AND NOW THIS. SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED TO RECONVENE-- 244 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:16,228 SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED TO RECONVENE-- IN MY STUDY. 245 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:17,029 TO RECONVENE-- IN MY STUDY. >> [GULP] 246 00:08:17,031 --> 00:08:18,230 IN MY STUDY. >> [GULP] >> SEE YOU THERE. 247 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:20,532 >> [GULP] >> SEE YOU THERE. [SIREN WAILS] 248 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:25,404 >> BUT, DAD, I WAS GOING TO REPENT. >> REPENT? 249 00:08:25,406 --> 00:08:26,505 I WAS GOING TO REPENT. >> REPENT? OH, UM... 250 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:27,639 >> REPENT? OH, UM... WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT. 251 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:28,507 OH, UM... WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT 252 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,475 WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I GAVE YOU THE OLD... 253 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,443 YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I GAVE YOU THE OLD... >> I KNOW. 254 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:32,544 BEFORE I GAVE YOU THE OLD... >> I KNOW. I TRIED, BUT I COULDN'T GET A 255 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,878 >> I KNOW. I TRIED, BUT I COULDN'T GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE. 256 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:34,446 I TRIED, BUT I COULDN'T GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE. >> OH. 257 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:35,180 WORD IN EDGEWISE. >> OH. HA HA. 258 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,081 >> OH. HA HA. SORRY. 259 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,851 HA HA. SORRY. THIS BABY'S A LITTLE LOUD. 260 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:39,984 SORRY. THIS BABY'S A LITTLE LOUD. TELL YOU WHAT... 261 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,153 THIS BABY'S A LITTLE LOUD. TELL YOU WHAT... LET ME CALL REVEREND PUTTY AND 262 00:08:41,155 --> 00:08:42,254 TELL YOU WHAT... LET ME CALL REVEREND PUTTY AND SET YOU TWO UP WITH A LITTLE 263 00:08:42,256 --> 00:08:43,155 LET ME CALL REVEREND PUTTY AND SET YOU TWO UP WITH A LITTLE CHAT. 264 00:08:43,157 --> 00:08:44,156 SET YOU TWO UP WITH A LITTLE CHAT. HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO UNRAVEL 265 00:08:44,158 --> 00:08:46,892 CHAT. HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO UNRAVEL THIS MORAL RAT'S NEST. 266 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,531 >> [SIGHS] >> SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER, REVEREND. 267 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,165 >> SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER, REVEREND. >> COMPANY ISN'T AN 268 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:54,933 DINNER, REVEREND. >> COMPANY ISN'T AN INTERRUPTION, OREL. 269 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,001 >> COMPANY ISN'T AN INTERRUPTION, OREL. JUST AN OCCASIONAL REMINDER OF 270 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,071 INTERRUPTION, OREL. JUST AN OCCASIONAL REMINDER OF MY INVOLUNTARY SOLITUDE. 271 00:08:59,073 --> 00:09:00,004 JUST AN OCCASIONAL REMINDER OF MY INVOLUNTARY SOLITUDE. >> OH, GOOD. 272 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,473 MY INVOLUNTARY SOLITUDE. >> OH, GOOD. >> YEAH, GOOD. 273 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:02,875 >> OH, GOOD. >> YEAH, GOOD. SO, I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN BREAKING 274 00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:04,376 >> YEAH, GOOD. SO, I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN BREAKING SOME PRETTY IMPORTANT RULES OUT 275 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,377 SO, I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN BREAKING SOME PRETTY IMPORTANT RULES OUT THERE. 276 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,078 SOME PRETTY IMPORTANT RULES OUT THERE. >> YEAH. 277 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,345 THERE. >> YEAH. 10 TO BE EXACT. 278 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,681 >> YEAH. 10 TO BE EXACT. >> MM-HMM. 279 00:09:08,683 --> 00:09:10,482 10 TO BE EXACT. >> MM-HMM. LOOK, WE'D ALL LIKE TO BREAK THE 280 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:12,484 >> MM-HMM. LOOK, WE'D ALL LIKE TO BREAK THE 10 COMMANDMENTS, SON. 281 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,219 LOOK, WE'D ALL LIKE TO BREAK THE 10 COMMANDMENTS, SON. SOME COMMANDMENTS MORE THAN 282 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,420 10 COMMANDMENTS, SON. SOME COMMANDMENTS MORE THAN OTHERS. 283 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,656 SOME COMMANDMENTS MORE THAN OTHERS. BUT THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON. 284 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,691 OTHERS. BUT THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON. >> I KNOW. 285 00:09:18,693 --> 00:09:20,092 BUT THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON. >> I KNOW. I JUST WANTED AN EXCITING 286 00:09:20,094 --> 00:09:21,293 >> I KNOW. I JUST WANTED AN EXCITING HALLOWEEN. 287 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:22,527 I JUST WANTED AN EXCITING HALLOWEEN. AND I THOUGHT BEING SCARED OF 288 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,062 HALLOWEEN. AND I THOUGHT BEING SCARED OF GOD WOULD DO THE TRICK. 289 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,029 AND I THOUGHT BEING SCARED OF GOD WOULD DO THE TRICK. >> MY BOY, 290 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,731 GOD WOULD DO THE TRICK. >> MY BOY, GOD IS SCARY ENOUGH WITHOUT 291 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,467 >> MY BOY, GOD IS SCARY ENOUGH WITHOUT GETTING UNDER HIS SKIN. 292 00:09:28,469 --> 00:09:29,834 GOD IS SCARY ENOUGH WITHOUT GETTING UNDER HIS SKIN. I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. 293 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,069 GETTING UNDER HIS SKIN. I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. HE MAKES HURRICANES 294 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,871 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. HE MAKES HURRICANES AND DISEASES AND STRESS 295 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,239 HE MAKES HURRICANES AND DISEASES AND STRESS AND FOREIGN CULTURES 296 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,008 AND DISEASES AND STRESS AND FOREIGN CULTURES AND BEES AND CHOKING! 297 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:36,809 AND FOREIGN CULTURES AND BEES AND CHOKING! >> GEE. 298 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:38,042 AND BEES AND CHOKING! >> GEE. HE SURE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS 299 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,311 >> GEE. HE SURE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. 300 00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:41,646 HE SURE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. >> HE'S NOT MYSTERIOUS, OREL. 301 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,348 WAYS. >> HE'S NOT MYSTERIOUS, OREL. HE WORKS IN ONE WAY. 302 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,317 >> HE'S NOT MYSTERIOUS, OREL. HE WORKS IN ONE WAY. GIVE HIM THE OPPORTUNITY, 303 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:47,686 HE WORKS IN ONE WAY. GIVE HIM THE OPPORTUNITY, AND HE'S GONNA GET YA! 304 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,488 GIVE HIM THE OPPORTUNITY, AND HE'S GONNA GET YA! >> BUT HE'S GOD, REVEREND. 305 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,556 AND HE'S GONNA GET YA! >> BUT HE'S GOD, REVEREND. ISN'T EVERYTHING HE DOES GOOD? 306 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:52,757 >> BUT HE'S GOD, REVEREND. ISN'T EVERYTHING HE DOES GOOD? >> [SNICKERS] 307 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,692 ISN'T EVERYTHING HE DOES GOOD? >> [SNICKERS] NO. 308 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,860 >> [SNICKERS] NO. NOT BY A LONG SHOT. 309 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,696 NO. NOT BY A LONG SHOT. EVERYTHING HE DOES IS RIGHT, 310 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,398 NOT BY A LONG SHOT. EVERYTHING HE DOES IS RIGHT, BUT THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT. 311 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,066 EVERYTHING HE DOES IS RIGHT, BUT THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT. NOW, GO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND 312 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,167 BUT THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT. NOW, GO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND REPENT BEFORE YOU MAKE THE WHOLE 313 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,836 NOW, GO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND REPENT BEFORE YOU MAKE THE WHOLE TOWN GO UP IN FLAMES. 314 00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:04,937 REPENT BEFORE YOU MAKE THE WHOLE TOWN GO UP IN FLAMES. >> I SURE WILL. 315 00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:06,104 TOWN GO UP IN FLAMES. >> I SURE WILL. BYE, REVEREND. 316 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,706 >> I SURE WILL. BYE, REVEREND. AND THANKS. 317 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:08,873 BYE, REVEREND. AND THANKS. NOW I KNOW 318 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,642 AND THANKS. NOW I KNOW THAT GOD IS THE SCARIEST MONSTER 319 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,144 NOW I KNOW THAT GOD IS THE SCARIEST MONSTER OF ALL ON HALLOWEEN. 320 00:10:12,146 --> 00:10:13,245 THAT GOD IS THE SCARIEST MONSTER OF ALL ON HALLOWEEN. >> YES. 321 00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:14,613 OF ALL ON HALLOWEEN. >> YES. BUT ALSO REMEMBER THAT THE 322 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,648 >> YES. BUT ALSO REMEMBER THAT THE LORD'S TERROR IS NOT JUST FOR 323 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,716 BUT ALSO REMEMBER THAT THE LORD'S TERROR IS NOT JUST FOR ONE DAY. 324 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,284 LORD'S TERROR IS NOT JUST FOR ONE DAY. YOU MUST KEEP IT IN YOUR HEART 325 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,319 ONE DAY. YOU MUST KEEP IT IN YOUR HEART ALL YEAR ROUND. 326 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,955 YOU MUST KEEP IT IN YOUR HEART ALL YEAR ROUND. >> YOU BET. 327 00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:24,256 ALL YEAR ROUND. >> YOU BET. >> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SOFT 328 00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:25,590 >> YOU BET. >> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SOFT STEAK BEFORE YOU GO? 329 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:26,358 >> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SOFT STEAK BEFORE YOU GO? >> NO, THANKS. 330 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,526 STEAK BEFORE YOU GO? >> NO, THANKS. MY MOM'S MAKING MEATLOAF 331 00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:28,761 >> NO, THANKS. MY MOM'S MAKING MEATLOAF TONIGHT. 332 00:10:28,763 --> 00:10:30,262 MY MOM'S MAKING MEATLOAF TONIGHT. >> SOUNDS JOYOUS. 333 00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:31,196 TONIGHT. >> SOUNDS JOYOUS. >> SURE IS. 334 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,065 >> SOUNDS JOYOUS. >> SURE IS. BYE. 335 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,500 >> SURE IS. BYE. [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 336 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:36,869 BYE. [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 337 00:10:36,871 --> 00:10:38,637 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 338 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,205 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 339 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,806 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 340 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:45,143 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--] 341 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,279 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--] [THUD] 342 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,887 [THUD] 343 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,936 >> HELLO, GOOD-BYE.47419

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