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Previously on Dynasty... What if I said

that I was responsible
for my mother's death?

And what if your father
knows all about this

and he's trying to make me pay?

Shelly Duncan?

I do know Adam,

and I'm afraid he
might be dangerous.

BLAKE:
I just sent
the final signed contract,

putting up my personal assets
as collateral.

Eric's logic
just sold us the loan.

I'm pretty sure
that's the priest

Cristal's been sleeping with.

[gasping]

So, you still want
to marry me tomorrow?

FALLON:
Not only do I want to marry you

but I want to be with you
every day after that.

And I promise you
that no one

will ever tear us apart.

♪ Sun is shinin'
on my shoulders ♪

♪ Oh, ooh ♪ Never want it to be over

♪ Gettin' caught up
in the moment ♪

♪ Yeah, got me slowin' down
the motion ♪

♪ I need this vibe forever,
yeah ♪

♪ Hope this feeling never ends

♪ With you, yeah. [lawn mower whirring]

[groans loudly]

Power gardening tools

should never be turned on
before 10:00 a.m.

Not even when it's
for our wedding?

Oh, is that today?

Speaking of which,

you have to get out of here
before everyone realizes

I slept with the groom
pre-wedding

and locusts start
raining down upon us.

Well, after the rehearsal
dinner from hell, I just...

thought we weren't worrying
-about tradition anymore.
-Yeah.

I guess you're right. With Sam
performing the ceremony,

we've pretty much tossed
tradition out the window.

[sucks air through teeth]

Are you...
taking notes

on our conversation?

I'm finishing my vows.

And since tradition's
out the window,

you want to hear
a quick preview?

No! Absolutely not.

Some things are still sacred.

Plus, I don't want to be
bored during the ceremony.

Quite the vote of confidence.
Thank you.

Aw.

Don't look so sad.

I'm sure
whatever you wrote is great.

Now get out of here
so I can finish mine.

Okay.

See you at the altar?

No kissing.

I need your office
to send me proof of sale

as well as evidence of shipping.

Great.

We have a deal.

Bang.

600,000 more barrels secured.

-Where are we?
-ADAM: We are
at 8.2 million barrels.

We need around two million
to fill the order.[exhales]

So you're giving me
all afternoon

to lock down
the last 1.8 million?

Well, that's easy.

Really? Where you gonna get it?

I know a supplier named
Cliff Wilson.

Haven't tapped
into him yet.

He could easily sell us
enough oil to cover this.

We deliver the oil to Accordion,

collect payment,
repay the loan before it's due

in... four hours and 40 minutes.

Otherwise the bank's gonna start
grabbing my personal assets.

I don't think it'll get to that.[knocking]

Uh... Oh, right.

I need to get some...

eggs.

BLAKE:
Hey there.

You're early.

You know the wedding's
not for hours, right?

[door closes]
I hope you don't mind.

I came here to get dressed.

The rooms

at La Mirage don't quite have
the space I'm used to.

And definitely

-not enough mirrors.
-Surprising,

considering how much Sam loves
to look at himself. [chuckles]

[chuckles softly]

We still have a long way to go
before...

Yeah. No, I know that.

And remember what we discussed
about today.

It's all about
the wedding.

No mention of priests
or Van Kirks.

Exactly.

It's Fallon's day,
not ours.

I'll see you later.

[departing footsteps]

I always felt out of place
in Wyoming, you know?

I mean...

I was an amazing line dancer.

But only because I had
a huge crush on the cowboy

-who taught me.
-Cute.

-I practiced a lot.
-I thought you said
you grew up in Ohio.

Mm-hmm. I did.

Yeah, my mom and I moved
to Wyoming when I was ten.

Where was your dad?
I thought they're still married.

They are. Yeah, um,
he... stayed in New Orleans--

um, I mean Ohio

for a few
more-more months.

It was
a long time ago.

Let's talk about you.

So, uh, you're officiating
a wedding tonight.

You're excited?

Well, I'm not exactly in
a "till death do us part" mood.

Oh. I get it.

I mean, traditional weddings
are pretty...

pretty corny.
When my brother...

You lied to me, Ryan.

You didn't get bumped
off your flight,

and you don't even have
a new one booked home.

How... I called the airline.

Wait, you called the airline?

That's...

Crazy?

No, crazy is lying
about a law school visit

just to swindle the first...

hot, mildly successful guy
you meet.

You are a scammer, buddy.

Yes, I changed my flight.
But not to scam you.

I just... You just

what?

I was trying to make
a romantic gesture.

And-and
I only got flustered

because I like you, okay?

But instead of telling me,

you decided creating
a web of lies was a better plan?

I was worried, Sam.
I mean...

come on, we-we got married,

and I was only
a little bit drunk.

I just--
I-I didn't want to come across

as desperate or a stalker.

[sighs] Look, I want
to believe you.

But, um, I've
experienced firsthand

that once a liar,
always a liar.

So, uh...

Yeah.

You should
get going.

ADAM:
So, his name's

Cliff Wilson.[clears throat]

He's about to sell Blake

the final crude oil
installment

he needs to
bring C.A. back.

But, I think,
for the right price,

he'd be willing
to sell to you.

-JEFF:
-Well, for the price
we'll offer,

Cliff should be willing
to sell us

his firstborn child.

Blake won't be able
to get the oil he needs

to fulfill his contract in time.

Be careful. He knows
he's racing against the clock.

Well, he can race all he wants.

We own the clock.

It's perfect.

Okay.

I'm going to help
my daughter get married.

You two can handle
this transaction?

-We got it.
-Mm.

Look at you guys,

finally becoming friends.

Warms my heart.

We're not friends.

I know.

No.

[sighs]:
Okay.

Mm. Maybe.

What bride doesn't have
her shoes picked out

before the wedding day?

Well, I did.

But that's when the ceremony was
in a church.

Different venue,
different footwear.

Well, maybe you should
just go barefoot

so we don't miss
the actual ceremony.

She does have a point.

Also, you'll be
walking on grass now.

Maybe stilettos

aren't the
best idea?

FALLON:
Oh, please.

All I need is
the right Sherpa

and lots of oxygen and I could
climb Mount Everest in heels.

Okay? I'm not trading beauty
for comfort on my wedding day.

-Let me see those.
-Is there
some kind of...

[exhales] ...wedding program
that I can look at?

I don't want to mess things up
in front of a crowd.

FALLON:
Aw.

Preshow jitters are normal.

I remember when I played

Fantine in Les Mis,
I was always nervous preshow.

But once the curtain
came up,

I killed it.

Les Mis? Like on Broadway?

FALLON:
Yeah, yeah.
Like on Broadway but, you know,

in high school, which is, uh...

which is harder than Broadway.

Besides, you'll be great.

Oh, Liam and I

will be reading
our own vows. Actually,

I will be singing mine,

assuming I finish writing them.

Speaking of,

let me show you what I have.

[gasps][crack]

[shouts]

Do you happen to remember who
your understudy for Fantine was?

[squeaks]

♪

Does it hurt
-when I do this?
-Ow! Yes!

Note to self,
don't do that.

Maybe it's broken.

It's not broken.

[gasping]

Okay.
But it's not great.

Oh. I thought we were done
with bad things happening.

This wedding is clearly cursed.

What if my whole life is cursed?

What if nothing good
ever happens to me again?

-What if I peaked in high school?
-Fallon,

you're spiraling.

And it's not good
for your worry lines.

And where is Kirby
with the ice?

Mm. She's probably
having a drink first.

[sighs]
Come on, let's get you up.

Okay.
[whimpering]
Here we go.

Okay. Let's get
her sitting down.

I just was sitting down.

[moans, grunts]

[exhales]

Great. [shudders]

I made it two feet.

But unless we move the wedding
to my bedroom,

how am I gonna make it
-down the aisle?
-Well,

Blake is walking you
down the aisle.

Why don't you just...

use him as a crutch and go slow?

And you might want to...

rethink your shoe selection.

I am not wearing flats.

Not today. Not ever.

I would rather crawl.

I just don't think
Blake will be enough.

Well, he never was
for me.

-Ew.
-Okay, Mother,

do you think that you could
possibly find the strength

to put your differences
with Blake aside

for as long as it takes

for you guys to help me hobble
down the aisle?

Of course.

I was wondering why I wasn't
doing it in the first place.

Way to make it about you.

Blake's not gonna be happy.

I'‘ll handle
Blake.

[gasps, exhales]

But not right now.

Um, first,
I have to finish my song.

Can you escort me
-down to the piano?
-Yeah.

So I can keep writing it.
And, Mom,

you stay here and, um...

try to come up with a rhyme
for "publisher." [shudders]

Would you like to guess
what I'm holding in my hand?

Uh... new apartment lease
because you're moving out.

Cute. This is a deed

for all mineral rights
underneath Carrington Manor,

which I own--

well, the mineral
rights, not the manor.

It was left in a
safe-deposit box for me

by our father,
Thomas Carrington.

It's my daughter's wedding day.

Is there a point to this?

Yes.

While you may own
the manor land,

I own anything valuable
under the land.

Rubies, emeralds, whatever.

But since I don't have
the time or the money

to start
excavating,

I'm offering you a chance
to buy my rights.

For a suitable price, of course.

Suitable for who?

I expect to be
-fairly compensated.
-Mm.

No one knows
what treasures lie

-below the surface.
-Look,

I never heard anything about my
father splitting property rights

or leaving you
anything,

so I think I'll politely pass
on your offer.

I think that's a big mistake.

Well, I think I'll be okay.

I'm sorry to show
up unannounced,

especially on your sister's
wedding day.

I just felt like we should
talk about this in person.

Talk about what?

I... I don't know why
you're here in Atlanta.

A man named Joseph Anders
came to see me in Montana,

and he was asking a lot of
questions about your mother.

Such as...?He seemed to have

suspected that you had some
involvement in her overdose.

And I assume you told him

that nothing could be
further from the truth.

Well, I was very vague.

I mean, I do remember a few
things that seemed suspicious,

but I'm willing to forget them

if he or the police asks again.

For a price, I assume.

Well, reimbursement
for my travel, obviously.

And some spending money,

since I'm
retired now.

Uh, I really appreciate you
bringing this to me first...

Shelly.

I have some wedding obligations
I need to fulfill,

so how about we meet
back here later,

when everyone's
at the party, and...

...I'll get you what you want.

♪ You and me and...

There you are.

They told me you needed
a fresh one of these.

Looks angry.

Gonna be tough to hobble down
the aisle with that, hmm?

Oh, funny
you should mention that.

I have a request.

I will not carry you
over the threshold.

Okay, that's more of a
bride-groom thing, so, no.

I was hoping it
would be okay if

Alexis walked with us
down the aisle.

I'm just worried about how
I'm gonna make it...

I have no problem with it.

What?

Oh. Okay, I had a
whole speech planned.

It's your day, sweetheart.

I will do whatever you need
to get you down the aisle.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I just...[phone buzzing]

I can't believe both
my parents are stepping up

for me when I need them, and...

Yeah.

Okay. Thanks for the ice.

Don't turn around.

How did you get on with Adam?

He wants to meet later,
but he makes me nervous.

Oh, don't worry.
Nothing's gonna happen to you.

You don't know that.

I know that you think
he's dangerous,

but that's the reason why
you agreed to do this.

Adam can't get away
with killing his mother,

and he can't be allowed to hurt
other people, like my daughter.

You're right, I know.

It's just...

he may not admit it to me.

We need proof.

And what if he attacks me?

I'll have men
stationed nearby.

You won't be
in any danger.

Worst case, we can also charge
him with attempted murder.

[chuckles]

Too soon for jokes?

Fair enough.

Yeah.
Hey, it's Blake Carrington.

Listen, I'm just wondering

when I can expect
the final payment to come in.

You guys are kind of cutting it
down to the wire here.

What? No.
No, that's impossible.

Look, I'll-I'll call you
right back.

Cliff, hey.
I was just about to call you.

What the hell is going on, huh?

Why hasn't the oil been
delivered to Accordion?

We had a deal.

CLIFF:
That's why I'm calling.

I made a little
accounting mistake.

Those 1.8 million barrels
of crude

had already been pre-sold
to someone else.

Hey, that's not a mistake!
That is a giant...

Funny thing.
No one bothered to tell me.

Anyway, I can probably
get you what you need.

Just give me a week or two.

I don't have a week
or two, Cliff!

I got three hours
to find two million barrels

or $100 million
to pay back the bank.

Yeah, I can't help you
with either of those, partner.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[footsteps approaching]

It's so nice to see you
back in this room.

Can we talk for a minute?

If I can ask you
a question first.

Sure.

I just got a call from
the hospital clinic.

Did you put a hold
on their funding?

From the foundation?

Yeah, and it's just temporary.

So you're taking money
from charity now?

What is wrong with you?

I borrowed it. I'll replace it
in a few days, I promise.

I saw all those
monitors in your office,

like a control center.

Is there something going on?

Yes. Uh, my company is
in some trouble.

And I know how you feel
about my business, but

this time, I have
personal assets on the line,

and I am out of oil.

That's why I wanted
to talk to you.

What can I do about that?

Well, about the oil, nothing.

But, um... I need some money
to pay back the bank.

And I was wondering if
there's any way that you could

talk to your father
about a quick loan.

He would have his money back
before he knew it was gone.

It would mean the world to me.

To us.

So first,
you steal from the clinic,

and now you want me to just get
back in business with my father?

When I've spent my life
trying to get away from that?

This is different. This could be
the end of Carrington Atlantic.

The fact that you would even
ask me to do that shows how much

this company has destroyed
the man I fell in love with.

My answer is this.

Nothing would make me happier

than to watch
Carrington Atlantic

crash and burn.

It may be the only way
to save our marriage.

FALLON:
Everybody ready?

[gasps]

Amazing.

Darling, you look beautiful.

[knocking]

Oh, make sure
it's not Liam, please.

I mean, the way things
are going, the dress might just

split right down the middle
the second he walks in the room.

It's your dad.

Okay.

Oh.

You look...

Thank you, Daddy.

Can I have a moment
with the bride?

[door closes]

Thank you for being so great

about Alexis and
the aisle walk.

I know it was supposed
to be your thing,

but you have to admit, it was
a little patriarchal anyway.

It's your day.
I want it to be perfect.

Which is why I hate
to do this right now, but, um,

it's a bit of an emergency.

Oh. Well, I mean,
what kind of an emergency?

Well, um, it's about C.A.

Yeah, I borrowed some money
to replace the oil

that we lost
in the refinery explosion.

One of my suppliers has screwed
me out of my last few barrels,

and I'm not getting paid,
which means

I can't pay back
the loan on time.

Was that just a really
long-winded way

of asking me for money?

The loan is due
in less than an hour.

Now, I'm about to call the bank
and ask them for an extension,

but if they don't
give it to me...

I'll pay you back as soon
as I sort this out.

-How much do you need?
-It's just under a hundred mil.

-No.
-It's just a wire transfer.

I'll take care of everything.

You won't have
to give it another thought.

Wow. [scoffs]

This is why you were
being so nice today. Yeah.

And why you were agreeing to
walk down the aisle with Alexis.

You were just buttering me up.

For what?
A wire transfer?

I'm an idiot
for actually believing

my father was gonna
come through for me.

Don't worry.

My mother will walk me
down the aisle. Alone.

RYAN:
I don't understand.

Why couldn't this be
taken care of on the phone?

Because I wanted
to see you.

And apologize
for calling you a liar,

and not letting you have
a late check-out.

-What changed?
-Well, actually,

seeing Fallon with her parents
on her wedding day

made me realize
that I was being cynical.

So you tricked me
into coming back?

Well, "tricked" has kind of
a negative feel to it.

I would think of it

maybe as a romantic gesture.

I really am sorry.

Apology accepted.

But...

I fly out in an hour.

If you want to call the airline
to confirm, be my guest.

Okay. I deserved that.

Look, earlier,

you said that you were flustered

because you had feelings for me.

And, uh, I think I acted
the way I did because...

because I have feelings for you.

What if you stay
a couple more nights?

You could be my plus-one
to Fallon's wedding tonight,

and that would give us
a chance to talk.

I have a dozen tuxedos
for you to try on.

None of them breakaway.[laughs]

Look, I... I appreciate
the gesture,

but, uh,

I think I just need a-a moment

to step back
and-and process all this?

-Okay. I get it.
-Yeah?

But let's maybe not

ruin a good thing
before it starts.

[clears throat]
Well, how about this? Um,

you'll hear from me
if I want to keep talking.

Take as much time as you need.

Just not too much.

All right.

Eric, it's Blake Carrington.

Listen, I am gonna need
a little flexibility

on that loan deadline.

What? What? You sold it to who?

Yeah. Yeah, I want you
to put me through.

-[line ringing]
-[distant phone ringing]

ALEXIS:
Hello?

Alexis?
What the hell's going on?

I assume Eric told you
he sold your loan.

You know how banks do that
sometimes to cover themselves?

Yeah, I know he sold the loan.

Why am I talking
to you about it?

Because he sold it to us.

Pleasure doing
business with you.

I want you both
out of my house.

ALEXIS:
Actually,

unless you can
pay back the loan in...

Forty....40 minutes,

this isn't your house anymore.

You understand.

We'll have no
choice but to take

all the collateral
you put up.

Including the manor.

I have most of the loan back.

I'm just working
on the last little bit.

Oh, we know it's more
than a little bit, Blake.

Even for you.

And no, we
can't offer you

an extension.

Nothing personal,
just business.

You can't do this!

But we're not cruel.

Oh, of course not,
sweetheart, no.

You don't have to leave
until after the wedding.

[grunting]

Hey, stop it!

Fallon?

I thought you were upstairs.

And I thought you were
the one good parent I had left.

Uh, just bring
your left shoulder

forward a smidge?

That's too much of a smidge.

Perfect.

[indistinct chatter]

Hi.

Wow. Are you okay?

Well, my right ankle is
the size of a grapefruit,

my father just asked
me for $100 million,

and my mother stole
the house from him.

So I've been better.

What?

Look, I'll explain
everything in the car.

Can you give us a minute?

-Hey.
-Hey.

What do you say
we blow this popsicle stand

and get married somewhere else?

Weddings are just
for the guests anyway, right?

I'm in. Where do you want to go?

The last place everything
was perfect for me.

By the way, you look beautiful.

Thank you, but you may have
to carry me up these steps.

That was almost as good
as putting Blake in jail.

The look on his face.

Oh, did you see
Fallon's face?

She's going to kill me.

Fallon's a big girl, okay?

She's seen worse.
She's done worse.

She's still my daughter, Jeff.

I'm supposed to help her,
not hurt her.

It's what
mothers do.

Yeah, I'm not sure
Dominique got that memo.

It's not always easy.

You would understand that
if you had kids.

Oh... I'm sorry.

That just slipped out,
but I don't even know

if you want them-- children.

-Do you?
-Do you really want
to talk about this now?

Fallon is starting
her new life with Liam.

I finally have my home back.

You should have
what you want, too.

I don't want to deny you
the chance to have

the life that you see
for yourself.

I guess I do want children, um,

-someday.
-Which means,

there's no future
for this marriage.

Which we both
kind of knew going in.

Have your lawyer draw up
the divorce papers.

And I'll, uh,

sign over my share of the house

to you, of course.

Thanks, Alexis.

Thank you.

[indistinct chatter]

Mmm.

Are you supposed
to be eating that right now?

Guests haven't even
started arriving yet.

I can eat whatever I want.

I'm basically the most important
person at this wedding.

Okay, does that mean
you've seen the happy couple?

No, but...[phone buzzing]

Okay, check your phone,
but be discreet.

Discreet-er.

[phone chimes][gasps] What?

Fallon and Liam are
at a-a high school? What?!

She's been feeling
nostalgic all day.

They want me to come officiate
and you to bring her new shoes.

But we can't tell anyone.

And we shouldn't
leave together, either.

Meet me there.

Okay.

Oh, um...

uh...

[both groan]

Congratulations on your new house.

[both laugh]

-Are you really moving in?
-Nah.

Oh!
I just wanted to
make Blake suffer.

Alexis wants it. I was never
interested in living here.

Oh, I don't know. You might
want to think about it.

A Black man owning
-Carrington Manor.
-Mm.

Would definitely
make a statement.

And you could change the name.

Oh, I'm sure
Alexis is already on that.

[both laugh]

That's a good point.

Oh, Blake must be
losing his mind.

It is nice to see him finally
get a taste of his own medicine.

Mm.

Hey, where are you going?

Ah. Did you ever talk to Ryan?

Actually, I need
to talk to you for a second.

Can you come with me?

O... kay.

Hi. You've reached
Fallon Carrington.

Damn it. Voice mail.

Let me try your phone.

I imagine
she knows my number, as well.

Really? Why?

[line ringing]

Ah.

[phone ringing]

Anders, would you please

tell my father
to stop calling me?

BLAKE:
Fallon, it's me.

Where are you?

If I wanted you to know that,

I wouldn't have disappeared.

Fallon, look, I
know you're upset.

I'm upset. But what
your mother's trying

to pull is selfish,
and it's stupid.

She's trying
to take everything from me.

This is exactly why I left.

You are making this about you,
even on my wedding day.

So just leave me out
of this, okay?

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to our production

of Liam and Fallon's wedding.

Liam!

Goodbye.

[horse neighing]

ANDERS:
What is it?

Hey, Adam just texted me.

He said
he needs a few more hours?

Yeah, there's been some sort
of minor delay at the wedding.

Um, why don't you just
say to him

you can't wait any longer?

I don't have
a good feeling about this.

I told you I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you.

Everything's in place,
my security team's standing by.

As soon as you get a confession,

you're on your way
back to Montana.

How am I supposed
to get a confession

if he doesn't show up?

Text him back.

I'm on my way.

Oh, my God.

How do you not have bunions,
girl?

Shoe, shoe, shoe.

Oh. Flats.

Let's see how it goes. Okay.

Which ones do you want?

[text whooshes]

Oh. [murmurs]

Okay.

[gasps]

Kirby, right?

Evan Tate.

What are you doing here?

Looking for Fallon.

I have to talk to
her about something.

On her wedding day?

It's urgent. Where is she?

I don't know. Did you try, like
outside... where the wedding is?

[laughs]
It doesn't look like
the wedding's started yet.

Aren't you supposed
to be with the bride?

I just... [clears throat]
forgot my shoes.

But those are Fallon's
shoes, not yours.

[phone buzzes]
You know, I seem to
have lost my phone.

Could I borrow
yours for a moment?

Or just tell me
where she is.

Get away from me!

[grunting]

[Kirby gasps]

You're not going anywhere![yells]

[whimpers, yells]

[groaning]

[grunts][groans]

Thank you.

So this is where
-the magic happened?
-Yes.

They still talk
about my Nellie Forbush here,

which sounds pornographic,
but really,

it's just a character
from South Pacific.[door opens]

I'm sorry I missed it.

-The minister has arrived!
-Ah.

Finally. Where's Kirby?

-She's not here yet?
-No.

I knew it.

[text whooshes]

FALLON:
Okay, okay.

She said she's on her way.
Come on. It's almost showtime.

So I suppose I should
congratulate you.

Well, the mother of the bride

is the second most
important person of the wedding.

I was actually talking
about the rumor I heard

you're the new owner
of Carrington Manor.

It's not a rumor, and I'm sure

you're wondering about
the status of your tenancy.

Actually,

I wanted to discuss ownership.

I've recently discovered

that my father left me
the mineral rights

to the entire manor property.

The mineral...?Rights.

I can spell it for you
if you'd like.

So while you may
own everything

on the land,
I own everything underneath it.

Unless, of course,
I sell the rights to Blake,

which I think he'd be very
interested in buying now.

-I'm sure he would.
-It's only right

that I give you the
opportunity to bid first.

I'm afraid I'm not particularly
liquid at the moment.

I'm sure, as long as
we keep it between us,

we can make arrangements.

I get it. A little something
outside the box?

Outside the box is where I live.

[door opens]

Over here!

I told you not
to tell anyone else!

I think you have enough room
for one more guest.

Oh! Perfect.

Clearly, Kirby is lost,

so you can be
-our witness.
-Wait.

-You're getting married here?
-Yeah.

I mean, it's as good
a place as any.

So, let's get the show
on the road.

[sighs]

Okay.

Welcome, friends,
or, well, friend, technically.

Anyway,

it's great to be here.

Fallon and Liam.
Liam and Fallon.

These two have been
through a lot of ups and downs.

But the one thing that...

[phone ringing, buzzing]

-Are you kidding?
-It's Ryan.

Unless his last name is
"Gosling," do not answer.

Well, tell him
you'll call him back.

Okay.

Hey.

I've thought about it, and...

I think
we should give this a try.

SAM:
Really?

So do I.

Just, uh, give
me five minutes

to marry Fallon and Liam,

and then we can talk
about it, okay?

Uh, no, actually,

listen to my speech. Hold this.

-Uh, hi?
-RYAN:
Hey.

Can we get this
over with, please?

So that we can live
happily ever after.

[whispers]:
-Okay.
-Look, the point is

that even though
it seemed like a fluke,

you two found each other.

And it doesn't
matter when or why

or under what
circumstance

it took place, because if it
didn't happen the way it did,

it would have happened
in some other crazy way.

When something is meant to be,
it's meant to be.

And it may take you five
months to realize it

or five minutes.

But it didn't take

any of us very long

to realize that you two
are the real thing.

And now for the vows.

Fallon?

Liam,

instead of regular,
old, boring vows,

I wrote a song

just for you.

And all you have to do
is listen.

♪ A courthouse in the rain

♪ Where we begin

♪ You had the chance
to walk away ♪

♪ But you followed me in

♪ I threw you into the fire

♪ And you said it was fun

♪ Should've moved on,
but you stayed ♪

♪ When I told you to run

♪ I was fine alone

♪ But now I've found my home

♪ It's you

♪ And me

♪ And finally

♪ A man of my own way

♪ And you're mine

♪ Now I believe

♪ Without a beat

♪ 'Cause more than before

♪ I love you more

♪ More than before

♪ I love you more

♪ More than before

♪ I love you more than me.

[applause]

Yeah!
[chuckles]

-Are you kidding?
-FALLON:
No.

You want me to read my regular,
old, boring vows after that?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

I will make one vow to you.

To never let you go.

Because when you find
the person that you want

to be with forever,
you hold on tight.

And you shout it
so everyone can hear.

I love you,

Fallon Carrington!

[chuckles]

I-I was, uh,
expecting hundreds

to hear that. More of an impact.

It's okay. I heard it.

That's all I need.

By the power vested in me

by the Internet,

I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

Kiss it out, kids.

[clapping]

[indistinct chatter]

[Caleb panting]

-CALEB:
-Cristal.

[exhales]
What are you...

what are you doing here?

Well, I didn't come to work out.

I-I wanted

to call. Um, I'm so sorry
about what happened last night.

I... Cl-Clearly,
I ruined the wedding.

You didn't ruin the wedding.

Blake did.

Though,

you did ruin
the rehearsal dinner.

Yeah. I should have walked away.

Well, I'm glad you didn't.

[exhales]
What does that mean?

It means

I'm still
a married woman...

...but I'm just not sure
if I want to be anymore.

I'll be there in a minute,
Shelly.

As soon as I get this money.

Things have gotten
a little trickier

now that my sister
has disappeared.

Just hang tight.

Kirby? Kirby!

Oh!
[exhales]

Kirby. Kirby, can you hear me?

ANDERS:
My guess is they're
in a theater of some kind.

Um, sounded like
a big, open space,

and-and Liam mentioned something
about "production."

So, uh, you know, unfortunately,
we haven't got a lot to go on.

I'm trying to find Kirby,
see if she can help.

Why would they go to a theater?

Fallon hasn't been
in a theater since...

Wait a minute,
I think I know where she is.

So, pretty much how you pictured

your, uh, third wedding
when you were a kid?

Completely.

Well, as long
as we're alone,

maybe we should
consummate the marriage.

You ever had sex on the stage
of your high school theater?

Um,

I don't think you really want me
to answer that question.

[gasps softly]

No, no, no. Hey, what?

Where are you going?
It was just once.

Well, okay, it was twice.

But it was with the same guy,

so it was kind of like
an encore.

Relax. I'm going to get
the champagne from the car.

Oh, great. I'm sure
it's nice and warm by now.

[chuckles]

-Thank you.
-ALEXIS:
You don't say goodbye now?

[sighs]

Well, clearly,
this wedding isn't happening,

-so I figured I'd go.
-Before you do,
can I ask you a question?

Don't ask how,

but I happen to own
the mineral rights

to everything
underneath the manor.

And?

And there are rumored to be

oodles of diamonds down there.

And

just because we aren't
partners anymore sexually

doesn't mean we can't be
partners business-ly.

Well, I do like diamonds.

And knowing that we were
digging up the grounds

would drive Blake insane.

[chuckles softly]

Whatever we find
we can split fifty-fifty.

After I reimburse you
for the excavation, of course.

Yeah, sure. Why not?

Great. I'll be in touch.

Maybe I'll be seeing you

back around here
once in a while after all.

He's in.

I knew
he wouldn't be able to resist.

He is his mother's son.

-Don't let him hear you say that.
-True.

If he finds out
I'm anywhere near this deal,

he'll shut it down
before it begins.

Don't worry. He has
no interest in living here.

He won't know, and we'll be able
to get everything we want.

To a new partnership.

Foot off the gas, okay?

We're not Thelma and Louise.

Keep me informed.

Take care of this, will you?

FALLON: Liam,
is the champagne at a boil?

Evan?

Liam!

Liam, help!

I'll use this if you
make one more sound.[whimpering]

Don't move.

I guess congratulations
are in order.

Shelly? I'll be right back.

Got to do some reconnaissance,
find out where Adam is.

Evan, you don't have
to do this.

Actually, I do.

It's the least I could
do for my sister.

Wait, this is about Trixie?

But I already explained that
to you.

It was an accident.
I'm so sorry.

Yeah. Yes, when
we were dating.

And what about
the two of us?

You know, I thought we
had something special.

[whimpers] Oh.

I even kept a lock
of your hair.

Okay.

Well, I mean,

I-I thought we had
something special, too.

But then you rejected me
for Liam.

But, you know, to be fair,

Liam did have amnesia.

More excuses!

You know, I tried to open your
eyes by delaying the wedding.

Tried to give you
one last chance to choose me.

Maybe we can just talk.

What the hell is going on here?

You stay right there!

-Kirby?
-I already called 911.

You did this.

No. No, it's not
what it looks like.

If she dies,

so do you.

-Whoa, hey, hey, hey.
-I said don't move!
Either of you.

Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Okay? Um... I just, um...

I'm just nervous.

You know? I-I...

I can't believe
there's an actual chance

for us to be together.

Don't lie to me, Fallon.

I know exactly the type
of person you are.

No, I'm not lying. Let's just...

Please put down the knife,

Evan, okay? And...

And we can discuss this
like two normal adults

in a high school theater.

We're gonna talk, but not here.

Liam, now! Fallon, move!

[Evan yelps]

[grunting][thudding, clanging]

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