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Yes, I can see now.
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Yes.
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Oh yes.
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I most certainly can see now.
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You can take more.
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More! More!
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Chambers
Independent Contractor.
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This is Brad.
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Hello?
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Yeah, this is Brad.
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Fucking scammer assholes.
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Damn it.
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Hey, babe.
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Yeah, no, I'm
on my way right now.
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Yeah, I'm gonna be a little,
wait, hold on a second.
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Baby, it's my sister.
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Give me one second, okay?
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Hey, Maddy, everything okay?
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What real estate lawyer?
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Yeah, I've been
getting a bunch of calls.
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I just thought
they were fucking scammers.
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Uncle who?
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What? What?
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Get the fuck outta here.
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You're kidding, right?
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Ooh, look at me.
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Now we just have to get the
curtain and rug to match.
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You're good.
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I'm only as
good as my clients.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You don't understand.
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I never thought I'd wanna get
this close to a mirror again.
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I didn't have my hair
done since the divorce.
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Oh my gosh. I'm sorry.
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Don't be.
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It's wonderful without him.
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He was a fucking
asshole.
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He wasn't always like that,
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but, oh God,
did he turn into a monster.
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Oh, you're married, huh?
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How long?
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Yeah. Five years now.
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You love him.
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I can tell by
the look on your face.
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Well, he's a handful,
but we're best friends,
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so I guess we're stuck
together forever now.
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I remember promising
Curtis we'd die together.
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Now I wouldn't care if
he fell down a manhole
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and crushed his skull.
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Oh.
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Here he is.
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Here to pick me up.
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You know, Curtis and I
were married young too.
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You can't even
dream of how worse it gets.
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Yeah, I'm coming back to you.
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But only you, okay?
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You are very, very good.
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I had a weird day.
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I fucking love you.
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I love you.
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Promise me we'll
never get divorced.
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Easy. Already did.
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Promise me we'll
die at the same time.
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Let's just not
die, how about that?
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Seriously though, I don't
wanna think about being
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without you ever in my life.
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So let's just
promise each other now
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we'll die at
the same time, okay?
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I can live with that.
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Good.
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Good. Good.
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Good.
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You okay?
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What do you mean?
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I don't know.
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You have a funny
look on your face.
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What?
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Okay.
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Whatever.
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What do you want for dinner?
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I want to go out.
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Yeah, right.
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To the city.
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Babe, come on.
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We're saving money.
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We said no
eating out for a while.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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That's what you said.
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No, I wouldn't say that.
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That's not my style.
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Uh...
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Babe, you missed our turn.
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No, I didn't.
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Seriously.
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Oh, oh.
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Hold on a second.
- Where are we going?
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Hey, is this Ronnie?
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Hey.
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Yeah, yeah,
we're on the way right now.
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All right, yeah,
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well, we should be there
in about 30 minutes.
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Okay, thank you. Bye.
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Brad, what the fuck?
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Oh, uh, wrong number.
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Weird.
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Such an idiot.
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It's a surprise.
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Okay?
- What is it?
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I wanna go home.
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- Your surprise.
- I don't like surprises.
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We will go home.
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- Is it good?
- You'll see.
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No fucking way.
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I told you I was gonna
get us a house someday.
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Yeah, but-
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But what? It's a dump?
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Obviously. I got eyes, Jules.
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But I'm a builder.
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You give me two, three months,
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I can turn this
place into a castle.
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How?
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Well, I mean, I gotta
look on the inside first.
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Check the electrical-
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No, I need
more of an explanation.
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How is this yours?
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Ours, whatever the fuck this is.
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My uncle, I guess.
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My mom's brother.
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Was his house,
and now he's dead.
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No wife, no kids.
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Mom's in the nut house.
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Dad's dad.
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And Maddy,
she doesn't wanna deal with it.
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She thinks
I could take it, fix it up.
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I mean-
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I mean, I can, all right?
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And Maddy knows
we've been trying
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to get outta that tiny-ass
apartment for years.
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I didn't even
know you had an uncle.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Who's that?
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Oh, that's the lawyer guy.
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Is this all
happening like right now?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I'm just gonna
check out the place.
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He's gonna give some papers.
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Brad, well, you probably-
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You can't just get a house.
- Hey!
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Hi. Brad?
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Yes.
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All right, nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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And this is your wife?
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Yes, this is Julia.
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Hi. Okay.
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Beautiful.
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So what do you think?
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It's a very unique house,
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isn't it?
- No, it's cool.
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I love it.
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I love the neighborhood.
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It's actually exciting
to have some yard space.
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So how does this work?
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Brad doesn't just
get a house, right?
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No, it's not so simple.
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She's worried about
taxes, stuff like that.
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Yes, there are back
taxes and fees of course.
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But that's all months from now.
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As I explained to
you on the phone, Brad,
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your uncle didn't have a will.
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He didn't have an executor to
be in charge of the property.
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And to go into probate, I need
you to be the administrator.
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You'd be great at that.
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And then the administrator
decides who gets the house,
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which will be you beautiful
young people.
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And you can decide to
sell it if you'd like,
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but that's up to you.
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We can sell it?
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But he's
saying we don't have to.
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But he's saying we can.
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If you want,
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you can take some inventory
of the assets inside.
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I'm just happy to have met you
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because I've been looking for
an inheritor for your uncle
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for a very long time.
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In the end, he didn't
have many relationships.
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If you don't mind taking
a look at these papers.
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If you have any questions,
feel free to contact my office.
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Do
you think we can go inside?
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No.
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But if I were to leave and
the door was unlocked...
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Did he die in the house?
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Yes.
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But I don't think
he's still in there.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Brad, come on.
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I don't wanna go
in there right now.
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Oopsie.
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God damn it.
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We have to look, Jules.
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It's our future in here.
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Okay. I don't hate this.
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Look at us, Jules.
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Imagine us living
in this fucking luxury!
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What's that smell?
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Good fortune.
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No. Smells like
someone died in here.
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You're not wrong.
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Oh yeah, I can fix this.
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Ew.
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I'm Uncle Theos!
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Take the house!
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Get out!
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Please.
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Honey, we'd be nuts not
to move in this place.
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I don't know if
we can afford to, baby.
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We have no idea
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how much this is gonna cost.
- Honey, we've been saving
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for what, like
three years already?
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For a down
payment on something.
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How do we know
it's enough for this?
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The guy said we could
sell whatever we want.
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I mean, is
there anything to sell?
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I don't know.
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Light switch...
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Ah, here it is.
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Let there be light.
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I like the ceilings.
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So fucking hot up here.
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Let's see if this one works.
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Yeah.
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It still works. Great.
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Oh.
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What's behind door number one?
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Oh, what the hell is this?
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You ever see anything like that?
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Mm-mm.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, no, it's just allergies.
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Ooh. Could be mold, baby.
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Let's get outta here.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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Yeah, I know a guy
who does inspections.
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I'll just have
him take a look at it.
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He owes me one.
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But aren't you curious
what's behind this door?
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Um...
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No. It's probably your
dead uncle's fucking ghost.
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Or something.
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Uncle Theos, you in there?
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Stop that.
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It's me!
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Brad, your nephew!
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Come on. That's not funny.
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I love what you've
done with the place, bud!
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Stop it!
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Fuck this. I'm
getting outta here.
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It's fine.
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- I don't like this!
- It's okay.
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Okay, that's enough for today.
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I wanna get the fuck outta here.
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Baby, relax.
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I'm absolutely
not going back in there!
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I wanna go home!
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I probably just rattled
something on the other side!
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Come on!
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You know how
you get a little obsessive
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about things sometimes?
274
00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:38,590
Just promise me you won't get
that way about this house.
275
00:15:38,591 --> 00:15:39,558
We need to make
sure it's the right thing
276
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:41,160
before we spend
everything we have.
277
00:15:41,161 --> 00:15:43,228
Of course, baby.
278
00:15:43,229 --> 00:15:47,566
You know I just want the
best of everything for us.
279
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:48,501
For you.
280
00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:54,473
What are you reading?
281
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,909
Taxes.
282
00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:58,177
Mm-hmm.
283
00:15:58,178 --> 00:16:00,012
Well, I don't
care about taxes!
284
00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:01,680
Okay, but I care about taxes.
285
00:16:01,681 --> 00:16:02,748
I don't care about taxes!
286
00:16:02,749 --> 00:16:03,649
You should care about taxes.
287
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:04,583
No, no-
288
00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:05,284
Taxes are important.
289
00:16:05,285 --> 00:16:06,251
It's not. It's not important.
290
00:16:06,252 --> 00:16:07,686
Trust me, it's not important.
291
00:16:07,687 --> 00:16:08,420
Okay?
292
00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:11,257
No, we can't have the house.
293
00:16:13,493 --> 00:16:15,194
Glad you guys didn't have
to pay for this shit hole.
294
00:16:15,195 --> 00:16:16,462
Oh,
what, are you jealous?
295
00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:17,663
No.
296
00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:19,265
I mean, it's big.
297
00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:21,667
It's a shit hole now,
298
00:16:21,668 --> 00:16:23,569
but wait until you see what
I'm gonna do to it, man.
299
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:26,238
Barbecues, 4th of
July, fight nights.
300
00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:28,540
You know what you need
to break this house in?
301
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:31,010
To fuck Julia in
every single room.
302
00:16:31,011 --> 00:16:32,177
That's crazy
303
00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:33,512
'cause your mom asked
me to do the same thing.
304
00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:35,014
That's crazy because you
wouldn't last 10 seconds
305
00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:35,914
with my mom.
306
00:16:35,915 --> 00:16:38,051
She's a fucking beast.
307
00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:41,020
That's fucked up, man.
308
00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:42,021
Yeah.
309
00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:43,288
That's your mother.
310
00:16:43,289 --> 00:16:44,490
Yeah, I know.
311
00:16:44,491 --> 00:16:45,724
She raised you
way better than that.
312
00:16:45,725 --> 00:16:47,026
I know. Thank you.
313
00:16:47,027 --> 00:16:48,127
I'm
gonna tell your mom.
314
00:16:48,128 --> 00:16:49,095
Please don't.
315
00:16:50,663 --> 00:16:52,931
The house seemed like way
too much for us at first,
316
00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:55,934
but I don't know, I think I've
kind of come around to it.
317
00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:57,836
Brad really loves it.
318
00:16:57,837 --> 00:16:59,004
Yeah, I think it's cute.
319
00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:02,341
Yeah, and we had just enough
to pay the taxes and stuff.
320
00:17:02,342 --> 00:17:03,776
Plus we don't have
to carry a mortgage.
321
00:17:03,777 --> 00:17:04,510
No way.
322
00:17:04,511 --> 00:17:07,179
Which is like amazing. Yeah.
323
00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:09,214
And Brad's gonna do all the
renovation stuff himself,
324
00:17:09,215 --> 00:17:10,783
which is a huge help.
325
00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:12,151
And I don't know,
326
00:17:12,152 --> 00:17:15,788
we talked about like
maybe starting a family.
327
00:17:15,789 --> 00:17:16,522
No way.
328
00:17:16,523 --> 00:17:18,424
You're gonna have tiny babies?
329
00:17:18,425 --> 00:17:20,492
The pitter
patter of little feet.
330
00:17:20,493 --> 00:17:21,461
Maybe.
331
00:17:23,229 --> 00:17:24,530
I mean, there's so much space,
332
00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:27,099
I feel like I could open
my own salon in here.
333
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,001
Oh, so you're
gonna compete with me now?
334
00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:30,569
Traitor.
- Girl, please.
335
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,871
I was gonna ask
you to finance me.
336
00:17:32,872 --> 00:17:34,540
We're broke now.
337
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:37,009
Oh my gosh, look
at all these sweaty men.
338
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:37,910
'Sup, girls?
339
00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:39,044
You guys want a beer?
340
00:17:39,045 --> 00:17:40,447
Yes, please.
341
00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:42,948
Well, Carl's
gonna pick up the pizza.
342
00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:44,216
You gonna give
Lana the grand tour?
343
00:17:44,217 --> 00:17:45,851
Yeah, I'm
fucking starving, bro.
344
00:17:45,852 --> 00:17:47,920
We couldn't afford to pay
rent plus everything else,
345
00:17:47,921 --> 00:17:51,390
so Brad's gonna be renovating
every room while we live here.
346
00:17:51,391 --> 00:17:54,093
Well, it's better than that
tiny slum place you were in.
347
00:17:54,094 --> 00:17:55,828
I'm gonna miss
the tiny slum place
348
00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:57,863
in the best part of the city.
349
00:17:57,864 --> 00:17:59,031
What's that smell?
350
00:17:59,032 --> 00:18:00,332
I know, right?
351
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,934
At first we thought it was
all that garbage in here,
352
00:18:01,935 --> 00:18:04,536
but then we thought it was mold
'cause Brad has an allergy,
353
00:18:04,537 --> 00:18:05,737
but the mold guy
didn't find anything.
354
00:18:05,738 --> 00:18:07,506
I think it's
coming from over here.
355
00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:09,708
Yeah, then there's this door.
356
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:10,409
This is bad!
357
00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:11,844
Do you know what this is?
358
00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:13,112
This is an evil eye.
359
00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:15,380
What do you mean?
360
00:18:15,381 --> 00:18:16,748
Have you opened it?
361
00:18:16,749 --> 00:18:19,018
Yeah, but look at this.
362
00:18:22,555 --> 00:18:23,590
Girl, no.
363
00:18:24,858 --> 00:18:26,458
Step aside, ladies.
364
00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:29,695
Look, it's a symbol of evil.
365
00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:31,530
I really think
you need to do a cleanse.
366
00:18:31,531 --> 00:18:32,498
Really?
367
00:18:32,499 --> 00:18:34,333
We don't need
to do a cleanse, okay?
368
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,068
It's clearly some type of leak.
369
00:18:36,069 --> 00:18:39,238
I'll just take
it down, fix the problem.
370
00:18:39,239 --> 00:18:40,406
All right.
371
00:18:42,108 --> 00:18:44,076
You may wanna
step back a little bit.
372
00:18:44,077 --> 00:18:45,245
Okay.
373
00:19:05,832 --> 00:19:07,466
What the fuck?
374
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:10,470
Ugh. What
the fuck happened here?
375
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,239
Jules!
376
00:19:21,915 --> 00:19:23,282
What happened?
377
00:19:23,283 --> 00:19:24,416
Oh my god.
378
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:26,251
It's a hidden room.
379
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,253
Is this where
the oil's coming from?
380
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,355
Yeah, it seems like it.
381
00:19:30,356 --> 00:19:33,493
Whatever it is,
it looks important.
382
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,360
Oh my god.
383
00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:37,196
Please don't let this
be a fucking dead body.
384
00:19:37,197 --> 00:19:39,832
Relax. It's not a dead body.
385
00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:42,701
Feels hard though.
386
00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:45,837
Because it's fucking
mummified or something.
387
00:19:45,838 --> 00:19:46,905
Relax.
388
00:19:46,906 --> 00:19:47,807
Okay.
389
00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:10,797
That's a face.
390
00:20:12,198 --> 00:20:13,165
It's a statue.
391
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,802
Here, help me take it off.
392
00:20:26,679 --> 00:20:27,312
Oh my god.
393
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,481
Shit.
394
00:20:29,415 --> 00:20:30,916
I fucking knew it.
395
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:31,850
Is it real though?
396
00:20:31,851 --> 00:20:32,684
Look at it.
397
00:20:32,685 --> 00:20:36,221
It's probably
worth a small fortune.
398
00:20:36,222 --> 00:20:38,624
Oh my god.
399
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:39,792
Wow.
400
00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:43,863
Uncle Theos,
you fucking son of a bitch.
401
00:20:45,164 --> 00:20:47,232
No wonder he put
up this plaster wall.
402
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:48,467
The old bastard
really was trying
403
00:20:48,468 --> 00:20:50,002
to hide his fucking treasure.
404
00:20:50,003 --> 00:20:53,839
Do you really
think it's worth anything?
405
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,241
Fuck yeah.
406
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:46,519
Jules.
407
00:24:29,722 --> 00:24:30,789
- Hey.
- Hey.
408
00:24:30,790 --> 00:24:32,991
Oh my god, look at your face.
409
00:24:32,992 --> 00:24:35,627
Yeah, I think that black
shit was the problem.
410
00:24:35,628 --> 00:24:38,463
Tried to get rid
of as much as I can.
411
00:24:38,464 --> 00:24:40,833
Uh, where is that thing?
412
00:24:43,636 --> 00:24:44,836
Isn't it sweet?
413
00:24:44,837 --> 00:24:46,004
I mean, I don't love it
414
00:24:46,005 --> 00:24:48,273
as a centerpiece
of my living room, but-
415
00:24:48,274 --> 00:24:50,408
I mean, it's way better
down here than rotting away
416
00:24:50,409 --> 00:24:51,676
in that toxic room upstairs.
417
00:24:51,677 --> 00:24:53,311
And I'll change the base, hun.
418
00:24:53,312 --> 00:24:54,145
Don't worry.
419
00:24:54,146 --> 00:24:55,480
I actually posted about this.
420
00:24:55,481 --> 00:24:57,382
Let me see if
anyone said anything.
421
00:24:57,383 --> 00:24:58,517
Man, I swear,
422
00:24:58,518 --> 00:25:01,486
I feel way better with
that room cleared out.
423
00:25:01,487 --> 00:25:03,588
Oh,
your sister commented.
424
00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:04,589
Really? What'd she say?
425
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:05,690
Yeah.
426
00:25:05,691 --> 00:25:07,259
"I remember Mom
saying uncle used to work
427
00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:08,593
"at University of Chicago.
428
00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:10,161
"You should look it up
and see if anywhere there
429
00:25:10,162 --> 00:25:11,630
"knows what it could be."
430
00:25:11,631 --> 00:25:12,697
I just looked.
431
00:25:12,698 --> 00:25:14,232
Theos Chambers,
University of Chicago.
432
00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:15,667
And look.
433
00:25:15,668 --> 00:25:17,802
Holy shit, look at him.
434
00:25:17,803 --> 00:25:19,771
Theos Z. Chambers,
435
00:25:19,772 --> 00:25:22,674
distinguished professor
of religious history
436
00:25:22,675 --> 00:25:27,012
and former dean of the School
of Comparative Religion,
437
00:25:27,013 --> 00:25:31,117
was suspended for physically
attacking students
438
00:25:32,585 --> 00:25:35,020
following disappearance.
439
00:25:35,021 --> 00:25:36,421
Oh.
440
00:25:36,422 --> 00:25:37,589
So he was crazy.
441
00:25:37,590 --> 00:25:39,057
No, don't say that.
442
00:25:39,058 --> 00:25:40,592
I don't like that.
443
00:25:40,593 --> 00:25:43,862
Sorry. I didn't
mean it like that.
444
00:25:43,863 --> 00:25:46,165
Where was that from?
445
00:25:46,699 --> 00:25:49,635
U Chicago News, I guess, 2007.
446
00:25:51,337 --> 00:25:52,137
Should I call the school?
447
00:25:52,138 --> 00:25:53,705
See if anyone
there remembers him
448
00:25:53,706 --> 00:25:56,541
that could come
look at the thing?
449
00:25:56,542 --> 00:25:58,677
I guess if you want to.
450
00:25:58,678 --> 00:26:01,313
Don't you wanna
know if we can sell it?
451
00:26:01,314 --> 00:26:02,414
Yeah.
452
00:26:02,415 --> 00:26:03,950
Sure. Of course.
453
00:26:05,318 --> 00:26:07,954
Well, I better get back to it.
454
00:26:08,788 --> 00:26:11,189
Gotta keep working on the house.
455
00:26:11,190 --> 00:26:11,923
Yeah.
456
00:26:11,924 --> 00:26:13,291
Well, I should go get ready.
457
00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:16,194
Lana'll be here any second.
458
00:26:16,195 --> 00:26:17,596
I love you.
459
00:26:17,597 --> 00:26:19,065
Love you too.
460
00:26:19,865 --> 00:26:21,900
Your eyes look so weird.
461
00:26:21,901 --> 00:26:24,569
Just the light
in the room, sweetie.
462
00:26:24,570 --> 00:26:25,738
Okay.
463
00:27:01,741 --> 00:27:06,345
How to save money, you
gotta buy the shit one.
464
00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:15,221
Fuck! Fuck.
465
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,936
Julia,
can I get a hand?
466
00:29:06,599 --> 00:29:07,565
Thanks, Lana!
467
00:29:07,566 --> 00:29:09,168
See you tomorrow!
468
00:29:12,638 --> 00:29:14,774
Oh, for Christ's sake.
469
00:29:23,182 --> 00:29:24,150
Brad?
470
00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:41,499
Brad!
471
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,968
Jesus Christ.
472
00:29:43,903 --> 00:29:46,005
Sorry. Are you okay?
473
00:29:46,806 --> 00:29:48,174
Yeah. Yeah.
474
00:29:48,908 --> 00:29:51,009
You scared me.
475
00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:53,244
What
the hell are you doing?
476
00:29:53,245 --> 00:29:54,213
Huh?
477
00:29:55,748 --> 00:29:57,015
Oh, yeah.
478
00:29:57,016 --> 00:29:59,584
I was noticing a flicker
in one of the bulbs,
479
00:29:59,585 --> 00:30:01,419
so I changed the bulb,
480
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,955
and then I think
the wiring's just old,
481
00:30:03,956 --> 00:30:07,525
so I may have to rewire
the whole circuit now.
482
00:30:07,526 --> 00:30:09,694
Another thing to do.
483
00:30:09,695 --> 00:30:11,497
Anyways how are you?
484
00:30:13,532 --> 00:30:14,500
Good.
485
00:30:19,772 --> 00:30:20,840
Oh, are you okay?
486
00:30:23,576 --> 00:30:24,475
Funny.
487
00:30:24,476 --> 00:30:25,677
Sorry, I stink, baby.
488
00:30:25,678 --> 00:30:27,312
It's okay. I like it.
489
00:30:27,313 --> 00:30:28,847
Well, wait until
you taste my breath.
490
00:30:28,848 --> 00:30:30,149
Mm. Great.
491
00:30:32,751 --> 00:30:33,918
You know,
it's come to my attention
492
00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:36,788
that we have not banged
in the dining room yet.
493
00:30:36,789 --> 00:30:38,256
What are
we gonna do about that?
494
00:30:38,257 --> 00:30:40,391
We're gonna
have to change that.
495
00:30:40,392 --> 00:30:44,729
Hey, your allergies
look so much better.
496
00:30:44,730 --> 00:30:46,064
Wait...
497
00:30:46,065 --> 00:30:47,732
Did you not go to work today?
498
00:30:47,733 --> 00:30:49,801
What do you mean?
499
00:30:49,802 --> 00:30:51,669
What do
you mean what do I mean?
500
00:30:51,670 --> 00:30:54,706
Baby, I gotta fix this house.
501
00:30:54,707 --> 00:30:56,207
Are you kidding me?
502
00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:57,675
We just spent
all of our savings.
503
00:30:57,676 --> 00:31:00,211
There's like a million things
we're gonna need money for.
504
00:31:00,212 --> 00:31:02,680
And I'm saving us money
by doing all the work.
505
00:31:02,681 --> 00:31:06,150
So you're just gonna stay
home from work, till when?
506
00:31:06,151 --> 00:31:08,921
You just, you don't get it.
507
00:31:12,324 --> 00:31:16,161
"See with yellow
eyes, you are a gateway.
508
00:31:18,631 --> 00:31:23,302
"I have the power to create
or destroy precious life.
509
00:31:27,573 --> 00:31:28,574
"I am fire.
510
00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:31,409
"Drink me.
511
00:31:31,410 --> 00:31:32,678
"I am pleasure.
512
00:31:34,079 --> 00:31:35,681
"Take me inside."
513
00:31:36,882 --> 00:31:39,150
Oh my, this is terrific.
514
00:31:39,151 --> 00:31:40,551
Sounds awful to me.
515
00:31:40,552 --> 00:31:43,221
Well, I was referring to
the significance of the text.
516
00:31:43,222 --> 00:31:48,326
What you have here is clearly
an altar, perhaps sacrificial,
517
00:31:48,327 --> 00:31:50,528
which is rare,
but not out of the question
518
00:31:50,529 --> 00:31:52,196
for ancient Mesopotamia.
519
00:31:52,197 --> 00:31:56,367
This is the absolutely unique
blend of Akkadian and Sumeric,
520
00:31:56,368 --> 00:31:59,704
yet there's
Ugaritic and Sanskrit.
521
00:31:59,705 --> 00:32:01,439
This is just fascinating.
522
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,577
Yeah, well we just
know our ABCs here, Doc.
523
00:32:06,178 --> 00:32:08,346
Now my
rudimentary interpretation
524
00:32:08,347 --> 00:32:11,149
is that this is a fertility God,
525
00:32:11,150 --> 00:32:13,718
hence the pregnant belly
and the exposed phallus.
526
00:32:13,719 --> 00:32:16,321
Now what you two do not
know is that it is told
527
00:32:16,322 --> 00:32:19,924
in a Dionysian tone,
representing the relationship
528
00:32:19,925 --> 00:32:22,860
between suffering
and gratification.
529
00:32:22,861 --> 00:32:25,697
Now fire to be all consumed by
530
00:32:25,698 --> 00:32:29,901
or to act upon one's raw,
carnal, animalistic lust
531
00:32:29,902 --> 00:32:32,905
to the point of
self-destruction.
532
00:32:33,605 --> 00:32:36,374
Ancient religions
could be quite violent.
533
00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:37,909
No shit.
534
00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:40,044
Sounds a little
bit like the devil.
535
00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:42,013
Well actually,
this predates
536
00:32:42,014 --> 00:32:43,848
Christianity's
very concept of the devil
537
00:32:43,849 --> 00:32:45,850
by about 2,000 years.
538
00:32:45,851 --> 00:32:46,918
Ancient cultures did not share
539
00:32:46,919 --> 00:32:49,020
the same diametric ideologies.
540
00:32:49,021 --> 00:32:50,989
Do you think
Brad's uncle was hiding it
541
00:32:50,990 --> 00:32:52,457
because it's valuable?
542
00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:54,459
Hard to say,
but a man of his
543
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:56,227
esteemed credentials
would know better.
544
00:32:56,228 --> 00:32:58,162
He would take
this piece to a museum
545
00:32:58,163 --> 00:32:59,931
or a university for study.
546
00:32:59,932 --> 00:33:01,833
What he did was quite selfish.
547
00:33:01,834 --> 00:33:03,668
But knowing
what I know about him,
548
00:33:03,669 --> 00:33:04,936
I would say that's expected.
549
00:33:04,937 --> 00:33:06,304
And what does that mean?
550
00:33:06,305 --> 00:33:10,975
Well, no offense, but your
uncle was a infamous recluse.
551
00:33:10,976 --> 00:33:12,643
He was brilliant though.
552
00:33:12,644 --> 00:33:15,580
He specialized in rights and
rituals of ancient cultures.
553
00:33:15,581 --> 00:33:18,282
Now in the comparative
religion schools,
554
00:33:18,283 --> 00:33:20,018
they state that the only way
555
00:33:20,019 --> 00:33:21,819
you can understand a
culture's belief system
556
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:24,856
is to practice it yourself.
557
00:33:24,857 --> 00:33:26,058
I wonder...
558
00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:30,695
These in-lain
texts read like warnings.
559
00:33:30,696 --> 00:33:32,497
I'd like to study it myself.
560
00:33:32,498 --> 00:33:34,198
Let me discuss
it with the university.
561
00:33:34,199 --> 00:33:37,268
Perhaps a offer of
acquisition could be made.
562
00:33:37,269 --> 00:33:39,337
How much would something
like this pay us?
563
00:33:39,338 --> 00:33:40,638
Well, it's hard to say,
564
00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:43,674
but due to the age and
authenticity of this piece,
565
00:33:43,675 --> 00:33:47,312
it could be
something quite significant.
566
00:33:49,448 --> 00:33:50,348
What's this?
567
00:33:50,349 --> 00:33:51,582
Thank you, Professor,
568
00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,851
but to be honest, I'm not
sure we want to sell it.
569
00:33:53,852 --> 00:33:54,919
Brad.
570
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,787
What?
571
00:33:55,788 --> 00:33:56,487
Don't be rude.
572
00:33:56,488 --> 00:33:58,122
We brought him here because-
573
00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:00,625
I know, but
it's a family heirloom,
574
00:34:00,626 --> 00:34:05,163
and my uncle went through a
lot of trouble to get it here.
575
00:34:05,164 --> 00:34:08,633
Well, if you change your
mind, you have my card.
576
00:34:08,634 --> 00:34:10,669
You can call me anytime.
577
00:34:12,404 --> 00:34:14,472
Your uncle was an academic.
578
00:34:14,473 --> 00:34:19,278
I can assure you he planned
to share the study of this.
579
00:34:23,849 --> 00:34:25,349
What the hell was that?
580
00:34:25,350 --> 00:34:27,652
That guy was
a fucking asshole.
581
00:34:27,653 --> 00:34:30,488
You heard the way he
was talking down to us.
582
00:34:30,489 --> 00:34:32,123
He thinks we're suckers, baby.
583
00:34:32,124 --> 00:34:33,925
There's no way he's gonna pay us
584
00:34:33,926 --> 00:34:35,626
what that thing's
actually worth.
585
00:34:35,627 --> 00:34:36,694
How do you know?
586
00:34:36,695 --> 00:34:38,996
You don't even
know how much it's worth.
587
00:34:38,997 --> 00:34:40,398
I thought
we wanted to get rid of it!
588
00:34:40,399 --> 00:34:41,933
I don't want that in
my house anymore, Brad!
589
00:34:41,934 --> 00:34:42,834
I get it!
590
00:34:42,835 --> 00:34:43,734
That thing creeps-
591
00:34:43,735 --> 00:34:45,704
I get it! You're mad!
592
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:48,139
I'm sorry.
593
00:34:48,140 --> 00:34:50,007
And family heirloom?
594
00:34:50,008 --> 00:34:51,242
What the fuck was that?
595
00:34:51,243 --> 00:34:52,276
All of a sudden you were in love
596
00:34:52,277 --> 00:34:54,212
with this weird, ugly statue.
597
00:34:54,213 --> 00:34:55,481
I like it!
598
00:34:56,815 --> 00:34:58,517
I can't explain it.
599
00:34:59,618 --> 00:35:01,819
You didn't even know your uncle.
600
00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:03,121
I
know he had a limp dick
601
00:35:03,122 --> 00:35:05,357
and a guilty conscience.
602
00:35:08,227 --> 00:35:09,394
What?
603
00:35:10,362 --> 00:35:12,029
I said I like the statue.
604
00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:13,764
You know, I think it's cool.
605
00:35:13,765 --> 00:35:15,766
What's wrong with that?
606
00:35:15,767 --> 00:35:16,735
No.
607
00:35:19,171 --> 00:35:22,541
Did you say
your uncle had a limp dick?
608
00:35:26,545 --> 00:35:27,513
What?
609
00:35:29,515 --> 00:35:30,482
No.
610
00:35:32,851 --> 00:35:37,856
Are you fucking with me?
611
00:35:43,495 --> 00:35:47,532
Look, remember that job
I did in Lake Forest,
612
00:35:47,533 --> 00:35:49,701
you know the McMansion?
613
00:35:51,036 --> 00:35:53,437
They're antique
people, all right?
614
00:35:53,438 --> 00:35:55,540
I'll give them the call.
615
00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:57,408
I'll have them look at it.
616
00:35:57,409 --> 00:35:59,076
You know, we gotta get a
second opinion on this, honey.
617
00:35:59,077 --> 00:36:00,811
It's like with anything else.
618
00:36:00,812 --> 00:36:01,780
Yeah.
619
00:36:02,981 --> 00:36:04,348
All right.
620
00:36:04,349 --> 00:36:06,317
I just really don't want
it in the living room.
621
00:36:06,318 --> 00:36:08,520
I'll move it, okay?
622
00:36:09,121 --> 00:36:11,589
To the basement,
how's that sound?
623
00:36:11,590 --> 00:36:13,925
You have to get more sleep.
624
00:36:13,926 --> 00:36:15,293
Tell me about it.
625
00:36:15,294 --> 00:36:16,794
I keep waking up
and you're not in bed.
626
00:36:16,795 --> 00:36:17,562
You're doing too much.
627
00:36:17,563 --> 00:36:18,563
You have to get more sleep,
628
00:36:18,564 --> 00:36:19,964
and you have to
go back to work soon.
629
00:36:19,965 --> 00:36:22,467
No, don't start with that.
630
00:36:23,502 --> 00:36:26,837
These dreams don't
build themself, puddin'.
631
00:36:26,838 --> 00:36:27,838
Yeah.
632
00:36:27,839 --> 00:36:30,508
Well, Lana's not too hot
on the idea of going in
633
00:36:30,509 --> 00:36:34,446
on a private client
thing with me here, so...
634
00:36:36,548 --> 00:36:38,716
You're not being
direct enough, honey.
635
00:36:38,717 --> 00:36:39,784
No, no. Listen.
636
00:36:39,785 --> 00:36:42,453
You know, she's
a rich little heiress.
637
00:36:42,454 --> 00:36:44,455
They're used to
getting whatever they want
638
00:36:44,456 --> 00:36:46,624
whenever they want.
639
00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:49,860
She's not gonna appreciate
the subtle approach, Jules.
640
00:36:49,861 --> 00:36:51,429
Okay, Donald.
641
00:36:51,430 --> 00:36:54,799
Teaching me the art of
the deal now are ya?
642
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,500
I got an idea.
643
00:36:56,501 --> 00:36:59,837
How about we throw a little
barbecue this weekend?
644
00:36:59,838 --> 00:37:01,439
Right, now hold on.
645
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,506
We show her that the place
646
00:37:02,507 --> 00:37:05,477
is a little bit more cleaned up.
647
00:37:07,646 --> 00:37:10,481
I'll tell her all about
how awesome it's gonna be.
648
00:37:10,482 --> 00:37:12,550
You should tell
her with your shirt off.
649
00:37:12,551 --> 00:37:14,852
That seems to work pretty well.
650
00:37:14,853 --> 00:37:16,120
Okay. Stop it.
651
00:37:16,121 --> 00:37:17,488
I'm joking.
652
00:37:17,489 --> 00:37:19,690
I'm not joking.
653
00:37:19,691 --> 00:37:22,460
Well, I guess if we're not
selling the thing right away,
654
00:37:22,461 --> 00:37:23,594
we could have a little party.
655
00:37:23,595 --> 00:37:25,096
- All right.
- That'd be nice.
656
00:37:25,097 --> 00:37:26,398
All right.
657
00:37:27,132 --> 00:37:28,366
It's gonna be great.
658
00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:30,234
- Yeah.
- Right?
659
00:37:30,235 --> 00:37:31,503
We'll see.
660
00:37:32,704 --> 00:37:35,407
Where is this coming from?
661
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:38,242
You'll see.
662
00:37:38,243 --> 00:37:41,446
I guess today
it's in the kitchen.
663
00:38:33,632 --> 00:38:34,999
You said
several times in the past
664
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,434
that you think most
so-called possessions
665
00:38:36,435 --> 00:38:38,669
are just
psychological or hysteric.
666
00:38:38,670 --> 00:38:41,505
Why was Katie Harmon different?
667
00:38:41,506 --> 00:38:43,374
Well, there is a myth.
668
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:44,975
No, no, not a myth.
669
00:38:44,976 --> 00:38:47,346
A legend, a fact, of power
670
00:38:49,581 --> 00:38:53,017
that comes from an evil that
you can't possibly understand
671
00:38:53,018 --> 00:38:55,520
unless you see what it does.
672
00:38:57,622 --> 00:39:02,561
I have seen it take hold of
good people, innocent people.
673
00:39:03,128 --> 00:39:07,832
And once it's inside of them,
it can never be removed.
674
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:11,268
Was that
evil inside Katie Harmon?
675
00:39:11,269 --> 00:39:13,604
Do you still believe that God
can help people like Katie?
676
00:39:13,605 --> 00:39:17,274
Father Penrose, do you
still believe in God?
677
00:39:17,275 --> 00:39:19,478
What happened to Katie?
678
00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:50,642
Brad?
679
00:39:58,383 --> 00:40:00,152
Brad, where are you?
680
00:40:04,156 --> 00:40:06,725
You're freaking me out, baby.
681
00:40:12,264 --> 00:40:13,265
Brad?
682
00:40:22,974 --> 00:40:24,576
Are you in there?
683
00:40:41,026 --> 00:40:41,993
Brad?
684
00:40:55,006 --> 00:40:55,974
Brad?
685
00:40:59,044 --> 00:41:00,111
You up here?
686
00:41:07,385 --> 00:41:09,754
Answer me for fuck's sake.
687
00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:14,459
We'll see!
688
00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:19,997
It's me,
Jules. It's me.
689
00:41:19,998 --> 00:41:21,031
I'm sorry, Jules.
690
00:41:21,032 --> 00:41:21,966
I had to.
691
00:41:21,967 --> 00:41:23,334
You should have seen your face.
692
00:41:23,335 --> 00:41:25,536
Look at your face.
693
00:41:25,537 --> 00:41:27,305
It's not funny!
694
00:41:27,873 --> 00:41:29,673
What the hell
are you doing up here?
695
00:41:29,674 --> 00:41:32,409
Oh, I was
rewiring the dining room,
696
00:41:32,410 --> 00:41:34,645
and then I think
I heard something.
697
00:41:34,646 --> 00:41:37,414
We might have a raccoon.
698
00:41:37,415 --> 00:41:38,782
Look at this cool shit I found.
699
00:41:38,783 --> 00:41:40,385
I'm getting out of here.
700
00:41:43,855 --> 00:41:47,359
What the hell's
that on your face?
701
00:41:49,694 --> 00:41:52,162
Little son of a bitch.
702
00:41:52,163 --> 00:41:53,163
What are you doing?
703
00:41:53,164 --> 00:41:53,797
I'm gonna get ya.
704
00:41:53,798 --> 00:41:54,698
What are you doing?
705
00:41:54,699 --> 00:41:58,870
I'm gonna get ya.
706
00:42:17,222 --> 00:42:18,489
Stop!
707
00:42:18,490 --> 00:42:19,658
Brad!
708
00:42:22,093 --> 00:42:23,862
Brad, stop it!
709
00:42:33,572 --> 00:42:34,739
Stop!
710
00:42:35,974 --> 00:42:36,942
Stop!
711
00:42:40,111 --> 00:42:41,112
Brad, stop!
712
00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:46,318
Brad!
713
00:43:34,699 --> 00:43:37,368
He just tries so
hard at everything.
714
00:43:37,369 --> 00:43:38,569
Yeah.
715
00:43:38,570 --> 00:43:40,104
He's very intense.
716
00:43:40,105 --> 00:43:41,039
I know.
717
00:43:41,673 --> 00:43:44,141
It used to be exciting.
718
00:43:44,142 --> 00:43:45,309
What is it now?
719
00:43:45,310 --> 00:43:46,778
I don't know.
720
00:43:48,146 --> 00:43:49,013
Scary.
721
00:43:49,014 --> 00:43:52,150
Thought
we were corn holing, bro.
722
00:43:56,254 --> 00:43:58,156
What's your deal, bro?
723
00:43:59,457 --> 00:44:01,358
I've just been thinking
a lot about his family
724
00:44:01,359 --> 00:44:02,593
and this crazy uncle
725
00:44:02,594 --> 00:44:06,196
and the whole mental illness
is a family disease thing and-
726
00:44:06,197 --> 00:44:09,133
I don't believe in
that mental health stuff.
727
00:44:09,134 --> 00:44:11,535
Did he hit
himself on the head? No?
728
00:44:11,536 --> 00:44:12,569
Okay, so he's fine.
729
00:44:12,570 --> 00:44:13,704
It's not stuff.
730
00:44:13,705 --> 00:44:16,940
They've had
a really rough few years.
731
00:44:16,941 --> 00:44:19,610
I don't know, Julia.
732
00:44:19,611 --> 00:44:22,546
This place has bad energy.
733
00:44:22,547 --> 00:44:24,415
It needs a cleanse.
734
00:44:24,416 --> 00:44:26,884
I'll bring my sage, and
we'll take care of it.
735
00:44:26,885 --> 00:44:28,919
But I really think that's
what you need to do.
736
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,220
My family used
to be so religious,
737
00:44:30,221 --> 00:44:32,923
and I don't believe
in that stuff anymore.
738
00:44:32,924 --> 00:44:35,259
I don't think I do.
739
00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:37,194
What if he's like
bipolar or something
740
00:44:37,195 --> 00:44:39,530
and he needs to
see doctor for pills?
741
00:44:39,531 --> 00:44:43,333
He beat a fucking animal to
death in our house, Lana.
742
00:44:43,334 --> 00:44:45,469
Listen ladies,
if we ain't corn holing,
743
00:44:45,470 --> 00:44:48,039
I wanna see this secret room.
744
00:45:05,690 --> 00:45:06,858
More.
745
00:45:08,827 --> 00:45:10,627
I made him
put it in the basement.
746
00:45:10,628 --> 00:45:12,996
It was creeping me out.
747
00:45:12,997 --> 00:45:15,433
See? I told you, evil.
748
00:45:16,034 --> 00:45:20,004
Yellow Eyes sounds
like a fun fellow to me.
749
00:45:20,672 --> 00:45:22,106
More.
750
00:45:22,107 --> 00:45:23,074
Brad?
751
00:45:25,443 --> 00:45:27,212
Brad, you down here?
752
00:45:37,055 --> 00:45:38,322
Yo, fuck corn hole.
753
00:45:38,323 --> 00:45:40,058
I'm good down here.
754
00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:42,459
Look at its beautiful eyes.
755
00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:44,062
That's real gold.
756
00:45:44,896 --> 00:45:47,030
Yo, look at his little dick.
757
00:45:47,031 --> 00:45:48,566
And I know dicks, darling.
758
00:45:50,335 --> 00:45:51,468
There you are.
759
00:45:51,469 --> 00:45:52,771
Yo.
760
00:45:54,072 --> 00:45:57,741
I think your girl is
DTF and likes to party.
761
00:45:57,742 --> 00:45:58,642
Loves to.
762
00:45:58,643 --> 00:46:01,211
Honey, don't be weird.
763
00:46:01,212 --> 00:46:04,349
Why are you wearing sunglasses?
764
00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:06,517
Julia tells me you're
trying to get some big moolah
765
00:46:06,518 --> 00:46:07,484
for this thing.
766
00:46:07,485 --> 00:46:09,052
You better make
a offering to Yellow Eyes
767
00:46:09,053 --> 00:46:10,421
if you wanna get paid.
768
00:46:12,123 --> 00:46:14,491
I think you're right.
769
00:46:14,492 --> 00:46:16,861
All right, you guys ready?
770
00:46:21,099 --> 00:46:22,966
- Bro.
- That's crazy.
771
00:46:22,967 --> 00:46:24,601
The eyes are spinning.
772
00:46:24,602 --> 00:46:26,403
How is it doing that?
773
00:46:26,404 --> 00:46:30,073
Maybe
we should offer it more.
774
00:46:30,074 --> 00:46:32,075
Do you guys wanna go upstairs?
775
00:46:32,076 --> 00:46:33,710
It's gross down here.
776
00:46:33,711 --> 00:46:35,446
Yeah, it's nasty.
777
00:46:40,552 --> 00:46:41,618
You coming?
778
00:46:41,619 --> 00:46:45,322
No, Carl and I are gonna
hang down here for a bit.
779
00:46:45,323 --> 00:46:48,892
He's gonna help me
fix some other stuff.
780
00:46:48,893 --> 00:46:50,094
Uh, okay.
781
00:46:51,429 --> 00:46:52,362
Just hurry up.
782
00:46:52,363 --> 00:46:54,531
We still have
burgers and stuff upstairs.
783
00:46:54,532 --> 00:46:55,966
Yeah, cool, ladies.
784
00:46:55,967 --> 00:46:57,801
Be up in a few.
785
00:46:57,802 --> 00:46:58,970
Okay.
786
00:47:01,639 --> 00:47:05,276
What other cool
shit you got down here, bro?
787
00:47:58,630 --> 00:48:00,297
You got this.
788
00:48:00,298 --> 00:48:02,299
I mean, you saw all that
light in the living room.
789
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:03,367
I feel like with some plants,
790
00:48:03,368 --> 00:48:05,903
the clients would feel so vibey.
791
00:48:05,904 --> 00:48:07,271
You know what I mean?
792
00:48:07,272 --> 00:48:10,040
You know, this old woman
actually came in begging
793
00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:12,209
for you on your day off.
794
00:48:12,210 --> 00:48:13,977
You work here two
or three days a week
795
00:48:13,978 --> 00:48:16,446
and we could charge picky
clients like that extra.
796
00:48:16,447 --> 00:48:18,382
They love anything that
makes them feel special.
797
00:48:18,383 --> 00:48:20,384
Right, and
I could serve them tea,
798
00:48:20,385 --> 00:48:24,087
and it'll be this
whole cozy, posh thing.
799
00:48:24,088 --> 00:48:25,522
A private experience.
800
00:48:25,523 --> 00:48:27,392
Yes. An experience.
801
00:48:39,904 --> 00:48:44,474
Are you ready to get stuffed
'cause I'm fucking hungry.
802
00:48:44,475 --> 00:48:45,944
Where's Carl?
803
00:48:48,179 --> 00:48:50,548
He said he had to split.
804
00:48:52,617 --> 00:48:54,285
Wait, seriously?
805
00:48:55,386 --> 00:48:56,721
That's so weird.
806
00:48:58,923 --> 00:49:02,126
Yeah, he's
a fucked up guy, right?
807
00:49:06,831 --> 00:49:08,732
Did you see Carl leave?
808
00:49:08,733 --> 00:49:10,801
I'll come middle of the week,
809
00:49:10,802 --> 00:49:13,103
sage the house,
order everything,
810
00:49:13,104 --> 00:49:15,939
tell that lady to come
in as kind of a tryout,
811
00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:17,574
and charge her double.
812
00:49:17,575 --> 00:49:19,978
We split 50/50.
813
00:49:20,578 --> 00:49:21,546
Great.
814
00:49:25,416 --> 00:49:27,551
It's just
the two of us, I guess.
815
00:49:27,552 --> 00:49:28,518
Baby, you were so right.
816
00:49:28,519 --> 00:49:33,457
I told Lana exactly what
I wanted and she was so...
817
00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:36,860
You
have to burn like the sun
818
00:49:36,861 --> 00:49:39,097
to shine like it, Julia.
819
00:49:44,135 --> 00:49:46,571
What are you doing, baby?
820
00:49:47,472 --> 00:49:48,673
Burn us all.
821
00:50:02,487 --> 00:50:03,454
Burn!
822
00:50:31,516 --> 00:50:32,450
Brad?
823
00:50:34,085 --> 00:50:35,253
Brad?
824
00:50:37,555 --> 00:50:39,157
What's happening?
825
00:50:44,495 --> 00:50:47,164
It's not me, Jules.
826
00:50:47,165 --> 00:50:48,433
It's not me.
827
00:50:52,603 --> 00:50:53,671
It's not me.
828
00:51:22,133 --> 00:51:23,301
Brad?
829
00:51:28,906 --> 00:51:30,074
Are you okay?
830
00:51:32,577 --> 00:51:33,544
Stop it!
831
00:51:34,178 --> 00:51:35,346
Stop it!
832
00:53:47,979 --> 00:53:48,946
Hi.
833
00:53:50,248 --> 00:53:51,482
It's great.
834
00:53:52,483 --> 00:53:54,518
Big change, you know?
835
00:54:01,859 --> 00:54:03,893
Yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry to call so late,
836
00:54:03,894 --> 00:54:05,763
it's just, I think...
837
00:54:08,199 --> 00:54:10,166
Brad's having some trouble
838
00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:12,670
and I really think if you...
839
00:54:14,805 --> 00:54:15,806
No, I know.
840
00:54:18,576 --> 00:54:22,280
I just, I think
he's really, really sick.
841
00:54:25,750 --> 00:54:27,651
No, don't worry.
842
00:54:27,652 --> 00:54:29,787
He's fine now, I think.
843
00:54:30,821 --> 00:54:31,789
Mm-hmm.
844
00:54:32,823 --> 00:54:33,824
Good night.
845
00:54:37,295 --> 00:54:38,896
Was that Maddy?
846
00:54:42,266 --> 00:54:43,734
Yeah, it was.
847
00:54:44,935 --> 00:54:48,639
She wants to know
how you're doing, baby.
848
00:54:50,274 --> 00:54:51,976
She did?
849
00:55:11,462 --> 00:55:14,197
Do you remember
our first date?
850
00:55:14,198 --> 00:55:17,667
I remember the first time
you got fucked in the ass.
851
00:55:17,668 --> 00:55:21,304
We went walking together
by the water for hours.
852
00:55:21,305 --> 00:55:22,539
I had these awful shoe bites
853
00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:26,877
because I was wearing new
sandals without any socks.
854
00:55:28,546 --> 00:55:31,481
I'm gonna stab you to death.
855
00:55:31,482 --> 00:55:34,085
You, you were so thoughtful.
856
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,554
You saw that I was bleeding
and you lent me your socks,
857
00:55:37,555 --> 00:55:38,688
and I couldn't believe it,
858
00:55:38,689 --> 00:55:41,992
but I actually
put on your used socks.
859
00:55:44,328 --> 00:55:48,865
I hardly knew you and I could
tell you'd do anything for me.
860
00:55:48,866 --> 00:55:50,500
I started falling
in love with you for it
861
00:55:50,501 --> 00:55:52,969
on that first date.
862
00:55:52,970 --> 00:55:54,572
Isn't that funny?
863
00:55:58,442 --> 00:55:59,643
My jewel.
864
00:56:04,348 --> 00:56:06,050
I love you so much.
865
00:56:09,687 --> 00:56:12,155
Let me know what I can
do to help you, baby.
866
00:56:12,156 --> 00:56:14,859
Let me fist fuck your corpse.
867
00:56:19,630 --> 00:56:24,034
I called you Jules 'cause
you're shiny like a jewel.
868
00:56:28,606 --> 00:56:33,144
Let's kill my sister and eat
her cunt babies together.
869
00:56:37,915 --> 00:56:39,517
My perfect jewel.
870
00:56:42,186 --> 00:56:44,155
I don't wanna hurt you.
871
00:56:47,024 --> 00:56:48,692
I'm scared, Jules.
872
00:56:50,294 --> 00:56:53,864
I'm so scared.
873
00:57:32,570 --> 00:57:34,572
Well, hello there.
874
00:57:38,609 --> 00:57:40,810
I said, hello there.
875
00:57:40,811 --> 00:57:41,911
What are you doing here?
876
00:57:41,912 --> 00:57:44,848
For my
hair, sweetie? Why else?
877
00:57:44,849 --> 00:57:47,150
Look, I'm sorry,
but you can't be here.
878
00:57:47,151 --> 00:57:50,987
Well, your boss said that
you were doing home services.
879
00:57:50,988 --> 00:57:53,890
We tried to call you,
but you didn't answer.
880
00:57:53,891 --> 00:57:55,658
I have a hot date tonight.
881
00:57:55,659 --> 00:57:58,595
Do you believe it?
882
00:57:58,596 --> 00:58:00,563
My roots are
showing, and I am desperate.
883
00:58:00,564 --> 00:58:02,465
You are the absolute best.
884
00:58:02,466 --> 00:58:03,533
I'm sorry.
885
00:58:03,534 --> 00:58:04,734
I can't.
886
00:58:04,735 --> 00:58:07,036
I have an emergency.
887
00:58:07,037 --> 00:58:10,740
Oh, please. There's no
greater emergency than mine.
888
00:58:10,741 --> 00:58:14,244
Imagine not
being laid for 20 years.
889
00:58:14,245 --> 00:58:16,080
I'm sorry. I can't.
890
00:58:17,348 --> 00:58:18,516
Um...
891
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:21,919
I'll pay you $300. Hmm?
892
00:58:22,987 --> 00:58:23,853
No.
893
00:58:23,854 --> 00:58:24,554
Four?
894
00:58:24,555 --> 00:58:25,388
- No.
- Five?
895
00:58:25,389 --> 00:58:26,422
No.
896
00:58:26,423 --> 00:58:28,758
Hey, look,
I could do this all day.
897
00:58:28,759 --> 00:58:31,995
I sold all my ex-husband's
shit in the divorce,
898
00:58:31,996 --> 00:58:36,166
so mama is going to get
what mama wants tonight.
899
00:58:38,202 --> 00:58:40,638
Hang on one second, okay?
900
00:58:41,772 --> 00:58:44,074
Brad, baby, are you here?
901
00:58:47,578 --> 00:58:49,279
Brad?
902
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,681
What the fuck?
903
00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:55,786
Brad!
904
00:59:14,338 --> 00:59:15,371
Hello?
905
00:59:15,372 --> 00:59:16,539
Hi.
906
00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:17,941
Mr. Gross,
this is Julia Chambers,
907
00:59:17,942 --> 00:59:22,011
the one with the Yellow
Eyes altar deity thing.
908
00:59:22,012 --> 00:59:25,882
Yes, it's Dr.
Gross, but sure, I remember.
909
00:59:25,883 --> 00:59:27,450
Do you still want it?
910
00:59:27,451 --> 00:59:29,553
Can you take it today?
911
00:59:30,287 --> 00:59:32,989
I'm afraid
that's not possible.
912
00:59:32,990 --> 00:59:35,758
There's a protocol for the
university's acquisition of-
913
00:59:35,759 --> 00:59:38,194
No, you don't understand.
914
00:59:38,195 --> 00:59:39,429
I'll pay you.
915
00:59:39,430 --> 00:59:40,430
Can you just
take it out of here?
916
00:59:40,431 --> 00:59:42,166
I'll give you $500.
917
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,767
Listen, Mrs. Chambers,
918
00:59:44,768 --> 00:59:46,436
I'm not a man with a van.
919
00:59:46,437 --> 00:59:47,303
I don't just-
920
00:59:47,304 --> 00:59:48,706
Cash. Today.
921
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,641
You said this is
an important artifact.
922
00:59:51,642 --> 00:59:54,978
If Theos Chambers
wanted it, you do too.
923
00:59:54,979 --> 00:59:59,083
I'll come
there in an hour or so.
924
01:00:04,021 --> 01:00:06,456
What's your husband's name?
925
01:00:06,457 --> 01:00:07,657
Depends.
926
01:00:07,658 --> 01:00:09,393
What, sweetheart?
927
01:00:11,629 --> 01:00:13,963
I like your house.
928
01:00:13,964 --> 01:00:15,165
Small.
929
01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:18,636
I bet you and your husband
call it cozy, right?
930
01:00:20,604 --> 01:00:22,272
What's that noise?
931
01:00:23,474 --> 01:00:24,808
Your husband?
932
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,846
Is he gonna keep
making that noise?
933
01:00:32,049 --> 01:00:33,983
For God's sake, if he
doesn't stop doing that,
934
01:00:33,984 --> 01:00:35,985
you're gonna poke my eye out.
935
01:00:35,986 --> 01:00:38,121
I'm sorry. I'll
ask him to keep it down.
936
01:00:38,122 --> 01:00:39,222
If it weren't for their dicks
937
01:00:39,223 --> 01:00:44,027
and their wallets, right?
938
01:00:44,028 --> 01:00:45,895
Brad? Honey, can you
please keep it down?
939
01:00:45,896 --> 01:00:47,930
I'm trying to work.
940
01:00:47,931 --> 01:00:49,432
Listen, you fucking...
941
01:00:49,433 --> 01:00:50,600
Whatever the fuck you are.
942
01:00:50,601 --> 01:00:52,368
I'll let you out when you get
the fuck out of my husband
943
01:00:52,369 --> 01:00:53,603
and you leave us alone.
944
01:00:53,604 --> 01:00:55,072
Do you hear me?
945
01:00:57,274 --> 01:00:58,742
Do you hear me?
946
01:01:03,681 --> 01:01:06,015
I'm glad
we decided to go lighter.
947
01:01:06,016 --> 01:01:07,116
When you're older than dirt,
948
01:01:07,117 --> 01:01:09,520
you need all
the help you can get.
949
01:01:13,991 --> 01:01:18,729
If only Curtis could watch
us shut you up, Gretchen.
950
01:01:20,330 --> 01:01:23,800
Sorry, my
husband's been working...
951
01:01:23,801 --> 01:01:24,968
Gretchen?
952
01:02:16,620 --> 01:02:17,788
Brad?
953
01:02:21,492 --> 01:02:22,358
Brad?
954
01:02:22,359 --> 01:02:25,429
Julia, we see you.
955
01:02:27,331 --> 01:02:28,298
Carl?
956
01:02:29,066 --> 01:02:32,301
I am everyone.
957
01:02:32,302 --> 01:02:33,837
I am all of you.
958
01:02:35,239 --> 01:02:38,508
Please,
I know you can hear me.
959
01:02:38,509 --> 01:02:39,476
I wanna...
960
01:02:44,248 --> 01:02:47,017
We can't wait to drink you.
961
01:03:12,109 --> 01:03:14,244
Let's make more of me.
962
01:03:38,902 --> 01:03:40,037
Oh fuck.
963
01:03:41,538 --> 01:03:42,605
So am I to gather
964
01:03:42,606 --> 01:03:45,308
that because you have a
possessed zombie friend
965
01:03:45,309 --> 01:03:46,275
in the basement,
966
01:03:46,276 --> 01:03:49,445
I will not be leaving
with the artifact today?
967
01:03:49,446 --> 01:03:51,447
Look, I'm sorry.
968
01:03:51,448 --> 01:03:53,649
If you really feel
that you're in danger,
969
01:03:53,650 --> 01:03:55,418
you ought to call the police.
970
01:03:55,419 --> 01:03:56,686
But it's not Brad.
971
01:03:56,687 --> 01:03:57,720
It's this Yellow Eyes thing.
972
01:03:57,721 --> 01:04:00,356
I think it takes over their
minds and their bodies.
973
01:04:00,357 --> 01:04:02,592
It's very
possible to become engrossed
974
01:04:02,593 --> 01:04:05,895
in the symbolism of any
mythology and act it out.
975
01:04:05,896 --> 01:04:07,830
That's called
a psychological fervor.
976
01:04:07,831 --> 01:04:10,266
It happens in
every religious tradition.
977
01:04:10,267 --> 01:04:12,501
Runs in the family apparently.
978
01:04:12,502 --> 01:04:14,003
What do you mean?
979
01:04:14,004 --> 01:04:17,173
Dr. Chambers was arrested
for attacking students,
980
01:04:17,174 --> 01:04:18,608
but that's not what happened.
981
01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:21,711
He was grooming them
for occult activities,
982
01:04:21,712 --> 01:04:23,646
hosting debauched parties,
983
01:04:23,647 --> 01:04:26,182
and the word just got
back to the university.
984
01:04:26,183 --> 01:04:28,084
I can assure you he was nothing
985
01:04:28,085 --> 01:04:32,122
but a old harmless pervert
with a God complex.
986
01:04:33,457 --> 01:04:34,591
Mr. Chambers.
987
01:04:36,159 --> 01:04:38,262
Nice to see you again.
988
01:04:40,197 --> 01:04:42,632
You're looking well.
989
01:04:42,633 --> 01:04:45,401
I was just, uh,
hanging out with the wife.
990
01:04:45,402 --> 01:04:49,172
She invited me over
to fetch the artifact.
991
01:04:58,849 --> 01:05:02,452
Yes. My wife's
a lovely host, isn't she?
992
01:05:06,223 --> 01:05:09,725
The artifact,
it's in the basement.
993
01:05:09,726 --> 01:05:10,694
Come on.
994
01:05:25,475 --> 01:05:27,610
You know,
your wife seems to think
995
01:05:27,611 --> 01:05:32,515
that the idea of the altar
has had an effect on you,
996
01:05:32,516 --> 01:05:33,916
so to speak.
997
01:05:33,917 --> 01:05:36,953
What idea is that?
998
01:05:36,954 --> 01:05:38,288
Debauchery.
999
01:05:41,692 --> 01:05:43,392
You know what? This is silly.
1000
01:05:43,393 --> 01:05:45,394
I don't even know
what I was thinking.
1001
01:05:45,395 --> 01:05:48,331
I was just overly enthusiastic
about seeing the artifact.
1002
01:05:48,332 --> 01:05:49,966
You know what?
I'm not even the guy that
1003
01:05:49,967 --> 01:05:51,000
should be doing this.
1004
01:05:51,001 --> 01:05:52,435
You have all
the help you need here.
1005
01:05:52,436 --> 01:05:54,403
Now wrap your arms around me.
1006
01:05:54,404 --> 01:05:57,040
Brad, what are you doing?
1007
01:06:03,447 --> 01:06:04,681
Brad, stop it!
1008
01:06:26,870 --> 01:06:29,106
I know you're still in there!
1009
01:07:33,503 --> 01:07:36,173
Brad, Julia, anybody home?
1010
01:08:14,878 --> 01:08:17,180
Let's cleanse this space.
1011
01:08:19,549 --> 01:08:20,617
Brad? Julia?
1012
01:08:55,519 --> 01:08:58,287
You're Abbot Penrose.
1013
01:08:58,288 --> 01:09:01,257
They told me you were here.
1014
01:09:01,258 --> 01:09:02,491
I know about your vow.
1015
01:09:02,492 --> 01:09:04,460
I know you don't do what
you used to do anymore,
1016
01:09:04,461 --> 01:09:06,795
but I need your help.
1017
01:09:06,796 --> 01:09:08,964
My husband is possessed.
1018
01:09:08,965 --> 01:09:09,899
I know it's real.
1019
01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:11,133
I've seen it.
1020
01:09:11,134 --> 01:09:13,169
I just need him back.
1021
01:09:13,170 --> 01:09:14,638
Please help me!
1022
01:09:15,805 --> 01:09:18,874
I need a fucking
exorcist, do you hear me?
1023
01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:20,075
Please.
1024
01:09:20,076 --> 01:09:21,644
Please help me.
1025
01:09:21,645 --> 01:09:25,414
Only God, only some kind
of God can help him now.
1026
01:09:25,415 --> 01:09:27,584
Please fucking help me!
1027
01:09:53,376 --> 01:09:56,246
I'm not fucking around, Father.
1028
01:09:59,616 --> 01:10:02,751
My Brad, he's still in there
behind those yellow eyes,
1029
01:10:02,752 --> 01:10:03,887
and I just...
1030
01:10:07,924 --> 01:10:09,326
Yellow eyes?
1031
01:10:11,494 --> 01:10:13,597
You know what it is?
1032
01:10:15,599 --> 01:10:16,566
Please.
1033
01:10:18,635 --> 01:10:21,203
What is it you think I can do?
1034
01:10:21,204 --> 01:10:24,273
Make sense out of insanity?
1035
01:10:24,274 --> 01:10:27,110
Say a prayer over him or chant,
1036
01:10:27,744 --> 01:10:30,312
"The power of
Christ compels you,"
1037
01:10:30,313 --> 01:10:33,583
and turn chaos
into order like magic?
1038
01:10:37,053 --> 01:10:41,890
Do you really believe a
demon like this gives a shit
1039
01:10:41,891 --> 01:10:45,662
about the power of
a God it's never known?
1040
01:10:57,574 --> 01:10:59,643
You want to free him?
1041
01:11:01,678 --> 01:11:05,547
And stop him from taking
everyone you've ever known
1042
01:11:05,548 --> 01:11:07,617
or loved with him?
1043
01:11:08,385 --> 01:11:12,555
You take this and you
pull it across his throat.
1044
01:11:14,858 --> 01:11:16,358
If I put this through
his throat, Father,
1045
01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:19,194
I'll be putting it to my own,
1046
01:11:19,195 --> 01:11:21,563
and it'll be
because you told me to.
1047
01:11:21,564 --> 01:11:24,300
Don't put
your conscience on me, child.
1048
01:11:24,301 --> 01:11:27,436
Why not? You put yours on us.
1049
01:11:27,437 --> 01:11:28,971
You've given up on people,
1050
01:11:28,972 --> 01:11:30,706
but you're just as evil
if you don't do anything
1051
01:11:30,707 --> 01:11:34,043
when you know you can help us.
1052
01:11:34,044 --> 01:11:36,979
You said a priest can't
exercise a demon for good.
1053
01:11:36,980 --> 01:11:38,314
For how long?
1054
01:11:38,315 --> 01:11:39,181
It is not-
1055
01:11:39,182 --> 01:11:40,417
How long?
1056
01:11:46,189 --> 01:11:48,558
Perhaps just long enough
1057
01:11:53,530 --> 01:11:57,367
for you to see his true
self one last time.
1058
01:12:03,573 --> 01:12:06,709
I kindly ask
all negative spirits
1059
01:12:06,710 --> 01:12:09,012
to please exit the space,
1060
01:12:10,380 --> 01:12:13,549
make room for only positivity
1061
01:12:13,550 --> 01:12:16,753
as Brad and
Julia create their home.
1062
01:12:23,259 --> 01:12:25,061
Brad, is Julia here?
1063
01:12:26,062 --> 01:12:27,964
No, Lana. She's not.
1064
01:12:34,037 --> 01:12:36,473
Let's pretend I'm not Brad.
1065
01:12:38,074 --> 01:12:40,309
But you are Brad.
1066
01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:41,478
No.
1067
01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:45,915
I'm just a guy who wants you.
1068
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:52,621
Oh my god, don't say that.
1069
01:12:52,622 --> 01:12:53,989
Julia's my friend.
1070
01:12:53,990 --> 01:12:55,392
Sure she is.
1071
01:12:55,992 --> 01:12:56,960
Oh fuck.
1072
01:12:58,995 --> 01:13:00,463
Brad, we can't.
1073
01:13:01,364 --> 01:13:03,031
Yes, we can.
1074
01:13:03,032 --> 01:13:04,701
No. Please stop.
1075
01:13:10,974 --> 01:13:12,274
If you can
get us to the altar,
1076
01:13:12,275 --> 01:13:14,309
we might have a chance.
1077
01:13:14,310 --> 01:13:15,744
How many has it taken?
1078
01:13:15,745 --> 01:13:18,280
Two,
I think, one is dead.
1079
01:13:18,281 --> 01:13:19,715
No, it doesn't want them dead.
1080
01:13:19,716 --> 01:13:22,518
It wants them miserable.
1081
01:13:22,519 --> 01:13:26,322
Yellow Eyes wants
you to suffer, to crave.
1082
01:13:26,923 --> 01:13:29,691
The more souls it can
bring to the sacrifice,
1083
01:13:29,692 --> 01:13:31,894
the stronger it gets
1084
01:13:31,895 --> 01:13:36,633
and the longer they live so
they can feed and host it,
1085
01:13:39,736 --> 01:13:41,738
potentially forever.
1086
01:13:42,906 --> 01:13:44,406
Holy water?
1087
01:13:44,407 --> 01:13:46,176
Will that stop them?
1088
01:13:47,143 --> 01:13:49,411
No, I'm thirsty.
1089
01:13:49,412 --> 01:13:51,014
Please open that.
1090
01:13:56,686 --> 01:13:58,554
I tracked this down
1091
01:13:58,555 --> 01:14:01,657
when I realized
that Yellow Eyes was older
1092
01:14:01,658 --> 01:14:05,462
and more powerful
than I could understand.
1093
01:14:08,565 --> 01:14:12,902
Your husband is the first,
means he was chosen.
1094
01:14:13,770 --> 01:14:18,708
He is hosting the demon,
gathering its cult of followers.
1095
01:14:21,845 --> 01:14:25,581
When was the last time you
heard your husband's voice?
1096
01:14:25,582 --> 01:14:29,485
I mean, and we're certain
that it was really him?
1097
01:14:29,486 --> 01:14:31,855
Two nights ago, I think.
1098
01:14:33,923 --> 01:14:37,226
I asked him to
remember our first date.
1099
01:14:37,227 --> 01:14:39,629
And he told me he loved me.
1100
01:14:41,664 --> 01:14:44,633
Well, if he can hear you,
1101
01:14:44,634 --> 01:14:48,403
anything that might make
the old Brad feel something
1102
01:14:48,404 --> 01:14:52,242
that isn't the demon
1103
01:14:53,543 --> 01:14:57,713
might give me enough
time to breach the altar.
1104
01:14:57,714 --> 01:15:01,950
Understand this, if they
don't get what they need
1105
01:15:01,951 --> 01:15:07,056
and we don't get out on time,
they will kill to get it back.
1106
01:15:21,304 --> 01:15:22,972
Do you understand?
1107
01:15:46,896 --> 01:15:49,464
Fuck. Where is that flashlight?
1108
01:15:49,465 --> 01:15:50,632
You have it.
1109
01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:52,168
Right.
1110
01:16:07,584 --> 01:16:09,652
Oh Jesus.
1111
01:17:19,856 --> 01:17:23,693
Look
who's come to join us.
1112
01:17:24,594 --> 01:17:25,895
Welcome home.
1113
01:17:27,930 --> 01:17:30,066
We came to help you.
1114
01:17:32,769 --> 01:17:35,804
Penrose, the failure,
1115
01:17:35,805 --> 01:17:38,240
we thought you gave up.
1116
01:17:38,241 --> 01:17:40,442
Come to pray for us?
1117
01:17:40,443 --> 01:17:41,243
I learned the last time
1118
01:17:41,244 --> 01:17:43,845
that you're more
powerful than I am.
1119
01:17:43,846 --> 01:17:46,248
You are legion, the many.
1120
01:17:46,249 --> 01:17:48,183
You can't be defeated.
1121
01:17:48,184 --> 01:17:50,986
Sleep
with us, you failed fuck.
1122
01:17:50,987 --> 01:17:54,056
I might do that this time.
1123
01:17:54,057 --> 01:17:56,525
I feel we belong together.
1124
01:17:56,526 --> 01:18:00,529
Don't
patronize us, you fucking cunt!
1125
01:18:00,530 --> 01:18:01,698
Julia.
1126
01:18:02,732 --> 01:18:05,435
Brad, I know you can hear me,
1127
01:18:08,104 --> 01:18:10,873
and I know you still love me.
1128
01:18:14,444 --> 01:18:17,012
Drink.
1129
01:18:17,013 --> 01:18:20,383
Join us so we can
always be together.
1130
01:18:20,917 --> 01:18:22,350
Have mercy on us, oh God,
1131
01:18:22,351 --> 01:18:25,821
with your steadfast love
according to your mercy,
1132
01:18:25,822 --> 01:18:28,590
blot out our transgressions.
1133
01:18:28,591 --> 01:18:30,759
Remember our wedding day?
1134
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:31,793
Your sister Maddy was there.
1135
01:18:31,794 --> 01:18:33,262
Your mom too.
1136
01:18:33,796 --> 01:18:36,465
Your mom looked so healthy.
1137
01:18:36,466 --> 01:18:37,799
She was having such a good day
1138
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,434
that day, remember?
- Search my soul, oh God.
1139
01:18:39,435 --> 01:18:40,569
You know me.
1140
01:18:40,570 --> 01:18:42,471
You know I love you.
1141
01:18:42,472 --> 01:18:43,338
Remember what you said to me!
1142
01:18:43,339 --> 01:18:44,306
Mercy on our friends.
1143
01:18:44,307 --> 01:18:45,440
In front of all of
our friends,
1144
01:18:45,441 --> 01:18:47,509
right after Carl's speech.
1145
01:18:47,510 --> 01:18:49,112
You looked at me,
1146
01:18:50,279 --> 01:18:51,481
you kissed me,
1147
01:18:52,749 --> 01:18:54,183
and you said...
1148
01:18:59,288 --> 01:19:00,289
My jewel.
1149
01:19:03,359 --> 01:19:04,860
My precious jewel.
1150
01:19:04,861 --> 01:19:06,963
Lord, set them free.
1151
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:12,033
Stay with me!
1152
01:19:12,034 --> 01:19:14,270
I need it!
1153
01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:20,042
I need it!
1154
01:19:31,187 --> 01:19:33,956
And I'll make you beg for it.
1155
01:19:35,324 --> 01:19:36,793
Ow!
1156
01:19:47,970 --> 01:19:50,339
To the faithless Father...
1157
01:19:53,509 --> 01:19:55,812
And the faithful wife.
1158
01:20:05,655 --> 01:20:07,088
I love you, baby.
1159
01:20:07,089 --> 01:20:09,090
Let me give you what you need.
1160
01:20:09,091 --> 01:20:10,960
What you all need.
1161
01:21:07,450 --> 01:21:09,151
No!
1162
01:22:09,512 --> 01:22:11,213
What now, Father?
1163
01:22:13,215 --> 01:22:15,483
Without these they'll dry out.
1164
01:22:15,484 --> 01:22:18,454
And then will
they change back?
1165
01:22:20,022 --> 01:22:22,858
We'll open
the door and find out.
1166
01:22:38,908 --> 01:22:40,675
Ronnie, so
glad you can make it
1167
01:22:40,676 --> 01:22:41,910
to our little house warming.
1168
01:22:41,911 --> 01:22:44,846
Congratulations
to the handsome couple.
1169
01:22:44,847 --> 01:22:46,681
Well, thank you for inviting me.
1170
01:22:46,682 --> 01:22:47,683
Wow.
1171
01:22:57,460 --> 01:23:00,363
I'll tell you, I got the map.
1172
01:23:01,197 --> 01:23:02,598
Quite a party.
1173
01:23:03,866 --> 01:23:04,733
How you doing?
1174
01:23:04,734 --> 01:23:07,003
Hey, nice to meet you.
1175
01:23:09,438 --> 01:23:12,173
You know, we work so hard
in these house acquisitions
1176
01:23:12,174 --> 01:23:14,509
and usually
we never see the client again.
1177
01:23:14,510 --> 01:23:16,745
So thank you so
much for including me.
1178
01:23:16,746 --> 01:23:17,846
I appreciate it.
1179
01:23:17,847 --> 01:23:18,747
Of course.
1180
01:23:18,748 --> 01:23:20,115
Friends and family, Ronnie.
1181
01:23:20,116 --> 01:23:22,050
Friends and family.
1182
01:23:22,051 --> 01:23:24,319
Baby, Ronnie's here.
1183
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:25,020
Hey.
1184
01:23:25,021 --> 01:23:26,287
Ronnie.
1185
01:23:26,288 --> 01:23:28,056
What's this? A priest?
1186
01:23:28,057 --> 01:23:30,158
Here to bless the house?
1187
01:23:30,159 --> 01:23:31,793
Jules, get this man a drink.
1188
01:23:31,794 --> 01:23:33,928
You look thirsty.
1189
01:23:33,929 --> 01:23:35,097
Yep.
1190
01:23:37,233 --> 01:23:39,300
My wife hates
it when I drink midday,
1191
01:23:39,301 --> 01:23:42,238
but, you know, it's an occasion.
1192
01:23:47,943 --> 01:23:49,577
Oh.
1193
01:23:49,578 --> 01:23:52,782
I'll just
say you weren't here.
74546
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