All language subtitles for The.Soul.Man.S05E12.Boyce.Dont.Cry.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BurCyg_track3_[eng]

- Hey, babe.

You'’re up early.

- Of course I am.
It'’s Election Day.

It'’s your big moment,Boyce.

It all comes
down to this.

- Yes, it does.

So can we
talk?

- Sure, babe.

- You know, I'’ve
been thinking that--

- I made you some eggs.

- Thank you.

Uh, Lolli, but look,
here'’s the thing--

- You want toast
or an English muffin?

- English muffin.
Babe.

Look, I'’ve been trying
to talk to you about this

for a few days now,
and it seems as though--

- Dang, we got jelly
and no English muffins.

- [chuckles]
Okay.

Lolli, forget about
the English muffins.

All right, I want to
talk to you about

what I overheard
you tell my dad.

- Definitely, but I got
to run to the store

to get some
English muffins, Boyce.

What you gonna do?
Just have jelly?

- Look, Lolli, stop.

Now, we can'’t keep
pretending that you'’re not

having second thoughts
about this whole mayor thing.

- Boyce, why would
you say that?

- Because I overheard
you tell my dad

you'’re having second thoughts
about this whole mayor thing.

- Oh...that.

- Look, babe, if we'’re
gonna get through this day,

I need to know that
you are with me 100%.

Tell me the truth.

- All right, Boyce,fine.

I like our life
the way it is.

I'’m happy.

And if you win
as mayor,

everything
is gonna change

big time;
and not just for you,

for me, too,
and it'’s freaking me out.

And that'’s my truth, babe.

- How could you tell me that
today out of all days?

- You made me!

- You could have lied
about it one more day.

- Oh, I cannot have this
conversation right now.

- Well, when
are we gonna have it?

- I just said we'’re not
gonna have the conversation

so stop trying
to have it.

- This is not
the conversation.

This is the conversation
about the conversation.

- Well, it sure sounds
like the conversation.

- You--

So you not gonna go
get the English muffins?

♪

[soul music]

♪

- Lester, Shirley.

- Yes, Lolli.

- Who in the hell
screwed up the bunting?

- Not me.

What'’s "bunting?"

- It'’s the draping banner.

- Oh.

That was me.

- It'’s lopsided.

When you put it up,
did you have a seizure?

- No.

Although my family does
have a history of---

- Just fix it!

- What'’s crawled up
her behind?

- Excuse me?

- I said,

"What'’s crawled up

your behind?"

- Why didn'’t you
say something

that sounded similar
but wasn'’t offensive?

- I couldn'’t think
of anything fast enough.

- You know what, no.

Shirley is right.

I'’m stressed out, and
I'’m taking it out on you guys.

And I'’m sorry.

Who in the hell
got carnations?

This ain'’t
a 8th grade prom!

- No, no more pokes in the arm,
no more peeing in a cup.

I'’m done with
all these tests.

- I just need to take
your blood pressure again.

You'’re not 100% yet.

- My 30% could whup
your 100%, junior.

Come on,
let'’s arm-wrestle.

- Sir--

- Oh, I get it,
you'’re scared.

Come on.
Give me your arm.

- What the hell--

are you seriously arm-wrestling
a 70-year-old man?

- Ah--
he'’s hurting me.

- Okay, all right,
Daddy, ease up.

Daddy, Daddy, come on, now.
Let him go.

- [groans]

- Sorry about that, buddy.

Hey, vote for Boyce!

What--what you doing?
You can'’t leave.

- I'’m going to the bathroom,
in the toilet,

like God intended.

- [sighs]
Gosh.

- No.

Oh, Daddy, no.

- He'’s in the bathroom.

- Oh, cool.

Hey, so why are
you all down?

You could be mayor
by the end of the day.

- Yeah, right.

- All right,
what'’s up?

- Look where we are,Stamps.

Dad'’s in the hospital
because I pushed him too hard.

- Yeah, but come on,
Pops does what he wants to do.

- And Lolli and I
had a big fight today

because I found out
she doesn'’t want the life

of a mayor'’s wife.

- How could she
tell you that

today of all days?

- That'’s what I said.

I don'’t know, man,
it just feels like

everything'’s
all upside-down.

- Ah,
you'’ll be okay.

Hey, like you always
tell me:

keep the faith, right?

So right back at you.

- [chuckles]

You know, Stamps, I never
thought I'’d say this,

but thanks for being
my rock, man.

You know I give you
a hard time sometimes,

but you'’ve always been
there for me, little bro.

- [slowly]
Yeah.

So here'’s the thing, uh,

I'’m kind of moving to Virginia
to work with Alicia.

- What?When?

- A day and a half.

- And you wait
to tell me this now?

- W--well, I was gonna tell you,
but then Pop got sick.

And then I was gonna tell you,
but you were concentrating

on getting the
endorsement from Zagelman.

And--and then I was
gonna tell you,

but I dinged your car
with my car door, and I--

- You ding
my car door?

- I was gonna tell you about
that, but then--

well, actually, I was hoping
you wouldn'’t notice it

until I was
in Virginia.

- You making it real hard
to miss you, right now, Stamps.

Real hard.

- What--
Come on, Boyce.

Come on, bro,
don'’t be like that.

- What happened?

- Lolli upset Boyce.
- [scoffs]

- All right, I have to go
meet Boyce at the polling place.

I need one of you
to drive the van

to Sunset Cove
Retirement Village.

Lester?
- Uh--not me.

I have to go to Party Depot
to pick up the balloons.

Right after I fix
that hideous bunting.

[pained chuckle]

- Well, we'’ve got two
dozen seniors who need rides

to the polls and we need
all the votes we can get.

Shirley?

- Don'’t look at me.

Old people give me
the heebie-jeebies.

- I would do it,

but my license
isn'’t exactly in my name.

- Whose name is on it?

- Jerry Greenberg.

But don'’t trip,he dead.

What?
I didn'’t do it.

- Just give me the keys.
I'’ll do it.

- Great.

- Styrofoam plates?

Girl, this ain'’t
a backyard picnic!

I'’m--wait--

let me get
one of these.

I'’m having a flash.

- Remember, Boyce,
there are cameras here.

Vote with a smile.

- Look, I'’m trying.

It'’s just that
Lolli'’s upset and my dad'’s

stuck in the hospital,
my brother'’s moving away,

and I'’m starting to wonder
if this is even worth it.

- Aw, you poor thing.

Is there anything
I can get for you?

Maybe a blankie,
a juice box,

a new pair
of gonads?

- Seriously,

were you ever
held as a child?

Daddy?

What are you doing?

- I'’m voting.

Barton Ballentine,
Delmont Circle.

- You'’re supposed to
be in the hospital.

- Technically
I'’m still there.

I paid the janitor
to lay in my bed.

$20 in pain medication.

When I go back,
I'’m gonna have to tough it out.

- Well, thanks, Dad.

You know,
I'’m just worried about you,

and one vote
doesn'’t matter that much.

- It matters to me.

This is voting, son.

People have died
so that we can do this.

If I couldn'’t have walked
in here, I would have crawled.

And I'’m not just voting,

I'’m voting
for my boy.

I'’m proud of you, son.

This is the proudest day
of my life.

- Thanks, Dad.

All right, man, come on,
let'’s get you to the booth.

- Let'’s do this.

- You see that?

That man left his death bed
to come and vote for his son.

- Is he really dying?

- If he were, would you
lead the 5:00 news with it?

- Reverend Ballentine,

you and your father
just cast your votes together.

How did it feel?

- Well, it feels good,
Connie.

I mean, voting is one
of our most important duties.

And to be able
to do that with my...

[crying]
My hero--my daddy,

is, uh...

one of the greatest
moments of my life.

[crying]

- Takes a real man
to show his emotions like that.

- Damn,
he'’s an ugly crier.

♪

- Thanks, Dad.
All right.

Alicia, would you
make sure

my dad gets back
to the hospital?

There'’s something
I got to do.

- No, Boyce, Boy-- we need
to be getting the vote out.

- I know.
And I will.

But if I'’m gonnado this,

there'’s one voter
I got to win over first.

- He'’s talking
about Lolli.

- Yeah, no, I got that.

- Okay, sir,
can you scoot over

a little bit to make room?
Come on, dear.

- I cannot sit next to Jasper.

He'’s chewing gum
without his teeth in.

It sound like
two catfish bumping uglies.

- The polling place
is only four miles away,

you can switch seats
on the way back.

- Can you slow down?

- We'’re still parked.

- Tone.

- Boyce?

What are you
doing here?

- Lolli, I have been driving
all over town looking for you.

We need to talk.

- Who'’s that?

- Uh, I think that'’s the boy
that was crying on TV.

- Boyce,
you cried on TV?

- Wasn'’t nobody crying.

- Hey, that'’s what made me
want to vote for you.

- Okay, maybe I was
crying a little bit.

Look, Lolli,
we have to talk.

Babe, I'’ve been
looking for you everywhere.

- Well, we can'’t
do it now, Boyce.

I got to get these people
to the polls, so.

- No.
No, no, no, no, no.

You and I are not going
anywhere until we settle this.

Now, I know if I win, it'’s
gonna mean some big changes,

but we'’ve made
big changes before.

- Boyce,
not like this.

Kay, when you were a singer,
and we toured all around,

yeah, we never knew
where we were gonna end up.

But wherever we were,
we were together.

- Except for that time y'’all
left me behind in Phoenix.

- I told you,
we thought you was

sleeping in the
back of the bus.

And then, when you
became a preacher,

we moved here
from Vegas,

that was a huge change, Boyce,
but I didn'’t mind it

'’cause we were
in that pulpit together.

And now?

A mayor?

Boyce, you'’re gonna
be pulled

in a million different
directions.

And God knows,

I'’ma be busy getting
my Michelle Obama on.

But we won'’t be together.

And what do you think
that'’s gonna do to us?

- Lolli,
I don'’t know

what'’s gonna happen
in the next few years,

but I do know
one thing.

Nothing is gonna
come between us.

- How can you be
so sure of that?

- Because I'’m not
gonna let it happen.

In fact, here,
hold this.

I, Boyce Ballentine,
do solemnly swear

to uphold the office of Husband
to Lolli Ballentine,

that I will
to the best of my ability

preserve and
protect and defend

your place
next to me.

- Uh--and--and

do the freaky thing I like?

- And do the freaky things
that you like.

Just to be honest,
babe,

I can'’t stand it when
you'’re too far away from me.

- Aww, Boyce.

- Did he just swear
on the owner'’s manual?

- This is the bible
of the car.

So are you with me?

- There'’s no place
I'’d rather be, Boyce.

- Mmm.

- Keep your eyes
on the road.

- I haven'’t even started
the engine yet, lady!

- Lollipop!

Come on, babe, we got to
get back to the campaign office.

The polls are
about to close.

- Kay.
I'’m ready.

- No. Mm.

Okay, no.

Back upstairs.

- You don'’t like it?

- I love it.

I want to take it
off of you.

- Boyce.Stop it.

- Wait--but--baby--
only like three minutes, Lolli.

- Really?
- Lolli, five minutes, please.

- Boyce, stop,
you so nasty!

You so nasty, stop.

- Hey, guys.

- And then there'’s that.

- Hey,
thanks for, uh,

letting me
store my boxes here

until I get
settled in Virginia.

- Stamps, do you really
need all that stuff?

- It'’s not stuff.
It'’s my memories.

- What is this from?

- I don'’t remember.

- Then it'’s junk, Stamps,
throw it away.

And--

what are those?

- Ah.

These remind me
of Keesha.

- We know Keesha.

She can'’t fit that.

- You telling me.

She broke up with me when
she found them in my bed.

- Then whose are they?

- I don'’t remember.

- Then they'’re not memories,
Stamps.

They'’re just nasty.

- Stamps, you don'’t need
any of this stuff.

All right, you'’re gonna
start a new life in Virginia.

So put all this stuff
behind you, man.

And just go there and
grab life by the balls.

- [snaps]
Vickie.

- What?

- What you just said reminded
me; these are Vickie'’s panties.

And you know, I--I know
what you guys are saying though.

I'’ll get rid of it
and make a clean start.

You'’ll throw this away
for me, won'’t you?

- Wow.
- Yes, yes.

Come on, come on, guys,
let'’s get going.

- All right,
let'’s do this.

- Okay, well, Stamps,
why don'’t you run ahead

and--and Boyce and I
will meet you there.

In about three...

to five minutes.

- [chuckles]

- Okay, everyone,

the polls are closed

and the results are
about to start coming in.

- Oh, Lord, this is it!
This is it!

You know what, I think
I'’m about to throw up.

- Yeah, me too.

- Okay, just keep
everything in perspective.

These first numbers
are very preliminary.

- She'’s right,
everyone, okay?

We'’re okay,
we'’re okay, here.

Oh, wha--what?

72% for Mayor Saxby?

I'’m losing, man.
[all groan]

- You tried your best.
- No, no.

- Oh--okay, okay,
that'’s still, that'’s just 1%

of polling places reporting.

That means nothing, okay?

See!
See, look.

- Oh, yeah, okay.

81% for me!
- For Boyce!

- Who'’s the mayor?
[all cheer]

Who'’s the mayor!
Mayor right here!

- [whistles]

Guys, it'’s still
less than 2% reporting.

God, this is
gonna be a long night.

- Hey, Dad,
they released you?

- Yep.

The test results
came back great.

As long as I cut back
on the fat and salt,

I'’m gonna live forever.

- Pops, you'’re about
to eat a bacon-wrapped shrimp.

- Who wants to
live forever?

[all groan]

- No, no!

- Guys, it'’s still less
than 4% reporting.

- You know what,
this--

this too stressful
for me, man.

- Baby, let'’s find a room
without a TV.

- That'’s a good idea.
- Okay, yeah.

- Yes! Yes!
[cheering]

- 4%!

- Aww--
- I will cut you!

- Okay.

- This is nice, y'’all.

Just family.

- Yeah, you know,
it'’s been a while.

- Yeah, and it might
be a while till we do it again.

- You are gonna fix
the ding in my car

before you move
to Virginia, right?

- And I want
my Costco card back.

- And don'’t even think
about leaving town

with my blender.

- You know, y'’all are ruining
this nice moment.

- Listen, family,
I do want to say something.

Now I'’ve made a lot of
big changes throughout my life

and you three have always
rolled with me.

Win or lose...

I'’m lucky to have you
on my team.

I'’m blessed,
I'’m grateful,

and, um...I lo--
I love y'’all.

- Are you gonna turn on
the waterworks again?

- No.

- [voice cracking]
Me, neither.

- Aw, damn, here I go.

- See, I'’m crying now,
but I wasn'’t at first.

- [crying]
Bunch of girls.

[cheering]

- What'’s going on
out there?

[cheering]

- Boyce, you did it!
You won.

- I won?
- They just declared it.

- I'’m the mayor?
I'’m the mayor!

[cheering]
- Baby!

- That won'’t happen
in Virginia.

- Of course not.

- Mayor Ballentine,
you'’re my hero.

- Oh.
- Yeah, you showed me that

it'’s okay for a man to cry.
- Oh, thanks, kids.

- I mean, you cried a lot.

- Okay, anybody know
who little kids these are

right here?

- Lester...
- Yes?

- It'’s time for
the balloon drop!

- Aah! Let'’s do it!
[cheering]

- Um...

- Did you get
helium balloons?

- I did.

- Shut up! Shut up!
[laughter]

- That'’s all right, it don'’t
matter. You'’re the mayor!

- Who'’s the mayor?
- You'’re the mayor!

- Who'’s the mayor?
- You are!

- Who'’s the mayor?
- I am!

[chanting] Who'’s the mayor?
You the mayor.

- And finally, on behalf
of myself and my whole family,

we want to thank
my campaign manager.

Alicia Frizell
and her whole staff, guys.

And I'’d like to conclude
in the words

of the immortal Don Cornelius

and wish you love,
peace, and...

all: Soul!

[soul music]
- Hey, oh!

♪♪

[chanting rhythmically]
You the man! You the man!

You the man! You the man!

You the man!
You the man!

You the man! You the man!

[slow jazz music]

- So, how are you doing,
Mr. Mayor?

- [chuckles]
I'’m doing good.

How are you doing,
Mrs. Mayor?

- Oh, I'’m good.

I'’m gonna be sleeping with

the mayor of St. Louis tonight!

- Oh, okay.
Now they drop.

- [laughs]

♪

[dance music]

- It'’s about to go down.

- ♪ Put your hands together,
y'’all ♪

♪ Come on, party people

♪ Hey, hey,
let me hear ya say, "Hey" ♪

♪ Say, "Ho"

♪Say, "Hey, hey" ♪

♪ Say, "Ho"

♪Get your hands up ♪

♪ Get your hands up

♪ Get them hands up

♪Come on, y'’all,
here we go ♪

♪Hey ♪

♪ This is the best time
of my life ♪

♪Sing it with me, y'’all ♪

♪ Come on, hey

♪ This is the best time

♪ Of our lives

♪♪

♪ What a time to be alive

♪♪

♪Top'’s down, my boo thing
she'’s by my side ♪

♪Sunglasses on,
the future is bright ♪

♪Yeah ♪

♪ Get your hands way up there
in the sky ♪

- Ha!
both: Ha!

- Wow.
- Wow.

- Wow.

- ♪ Do the time

♪ The party just won'’t stop ♪

♪ '’Cause this is the best time ♪

♪ Of my life

♪Y'’all sing ♪

♪'’Cause this is the best time ♪

♪ Of our lives

♪♪

♪And this is the best time ♪

♪ Of my life

♪Come on, hey ♪

all:
♪ '’Cause this is the best time

♪ Of our lives

[cheering]
- Thank y'’all, man,

for "Soul Man" five seasons
on TV Land.

We love y'’all
and thank y'’all.

I'’ll holla!

[cheering]

[soul music]

♪

- ♪The soul man ♪
- ♪ Hey