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♪
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[Scottish accent]
- Boyce Ballentine,
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is on the seventh green
at St. Andrews'’.
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There'’s a slight head wind
coming from the northeast.
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He'’s putting for eagle.
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Concentration
is the key.
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If he makes this putt,
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he gets to have the ice cream
sandwich in the fridge.
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- I can'’t believe it!
- Oh!
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- I'’m so mad!
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[normal voice]
- No--fan interference.
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I still get to have
the ice cream.
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- Boyce,
I am so angry.
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- Well, what'’s wrong,
ladies?
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Aren'’t you supposed to be on
your "Chocolate Chicks" weekend?
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- You damn right
we should be.
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- We should be on that
wine-tasting train right now.
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- Boyce, it was
an outrage.
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All right, we were on the train,
having a beautiful time,
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lovely scenery...
- Wine was flowing.
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- When out of nowhere--boom!
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They kick us
off the train.
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- What?
Why?
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- You ain'’t gonna
believe this.
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They said
we were too loud.
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- Mm-hmm.
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both: Too loud!
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- Uh, were you
too loud?
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- Uh, no.
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We was just
having fun.
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- Uh-huh.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Uh-huh?
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[car horn honking]
- That'’s Regina.
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You know,
we are so mad.
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You know, we doing
our own wine train.
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Mm-hmm, gonna get
us a bottle, honey,
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and ride the metro.
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- Wow.
[chuckles]
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- I mean, what, we weren'’t
supposed to have a good time?
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We'’re not supposed
to laugh?
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I mean, it'’s a wine train,
not a library train.
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- [chuckles]
Definitely not.
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I--I don'’t think
they have those.
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- Just like"that"
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we were off the train.
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- Without a warning?
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- Oh no, they warned us
a couple of times.
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Made me mad.
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- Babe, so
did you quiet down?
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- What'’s that
supposed to mean?
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- Oh, nothing, you know,
I'’m just
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trying to find out
exactly what happened.
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- I just told you
exactly what happened.
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- Okay.
All right, all right, cool,
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we good.
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- You think
we were too loud.
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- Now, I wasn'’t there
to witness.
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- Oh!
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So now you gonna
take they side?
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- I'’m not taking
anybody'’s side.
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- Oh, okay,
I see how it is, Boyce.
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We too loud for you and your
little wine-train friends.
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Okay,
well, from now on,
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Lolli is gonna
be quiet.
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- Lolli, come on--
it'’s not like that now.
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[stomps]
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♪
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[soul music]
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♪
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- $300?
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Ernie, my man,
you'’re better than that.
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Come on, every dollar
goes directly to helping
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Boyce Ballentine
become your next mayor.
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How about we say
$500 and call it a day?
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Ernie, you'’re my dog, man,
I love you.
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Now, will that
be credit or debit?
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- You got another donor,
who is it?
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- Just some telemarketer
who called
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to sell me
some carpet cleaner.
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I flipped it on him.
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- Brenda.
- Yes?
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- You know your colors,
right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
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Well, what
color is this?
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- Blue?
- No.
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This is cobalt blue.
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Cobalt blue is weak,
it'’s pathetic, it'’s surrender.
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I asked you for
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admiral blue.
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- They look
exactly the same to me.
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- Oh, my God!
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This is why we are
20 points behind in the polls.
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Get out of my sight.
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Now.
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- She'’s on
the warpath.
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- Yeah, that'’s the third one
she made cry this week.
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I think the stress is
starting to get to her.
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You know, maybe I
should go talk to her?
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- Harrison, how are things
looking up there?
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- Where?
- Your ass.
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Now pull your head out,
and get me those donor lists.
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Our fundraising dinner
still has empty tables.
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Now, princess.
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- I'’ll talk to her
later.
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- [sighs]
Goodness.
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- You'’re early.
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- Oh, I cannot be at home
right now, Dad.
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Lolli is on one.
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- What'’d you do?
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- Oh, it wasn'’t me.
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She got kicked off
this wine train,
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and accused me of
taking their side.
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I told her I'’m not
on anybody'’s side.
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- [sharply inhales]
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- What?
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- So your wife is upset,
and you decided
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the best course of action
was to reassure her
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that you were impartial.
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- [sharply inhales]
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- I'’m surprised I didn'’t hear
her yelling from my house.
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- Actually,
she'’s not yelling.
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She'’s being quiet.
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[sharply inhales]
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Hey, babe!
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay, Lolli,
you remember Connie and Frank
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from the church?
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The ones all
holier-than-thou.
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And you always said,
"Something up with those two."
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Well, guess what?
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They'’re swingers.
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You called it.
[chuckles]
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- Yeah,
that makes sense.
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- That'’s it?
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I was expecting
more like,
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"I knew it!
I know it, I know it,
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"I know it.
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I could have spotted those
freaks from a mile away."
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- Is that supposed
to be me?
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- Look, Lolli,
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I'’m sorry you thought
I didn'’t have your back.
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- You didn'’t
have my back!
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- There go my baby
right there.
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[chuckles]
Look, I was wrong.
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I should have
never questioned you.
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I'’m sure it wasn'’t
your fault, all right?
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So how can I
make it up to you?
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- Well,
we can go down
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to the wine-train people
and confront them
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about their
crimes against humanity.
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- Yeah, I was thinking more
like a nice dinner
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and a couples'’ massage.
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- Oh.
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I guess you'’re
still on their side.
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- No.
No, no, no, no, no, wait.
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You know what, you'’re right.
We should go.
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- Really, baby,
you mean it?
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- Absolutely.
Let'’s do it.
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- Thank you, baby.
- All right.
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- Ooh!
Connie and Frank--
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I know it, I know it,I know!
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Freaks!
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I called it!
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♪
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- So because your wife was on
some kind of "chocolate tour..."
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- No, no,
it was a wine tour.
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They'’re the
"Chocolate Chicks,"
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that'’s what
they call themselves.
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- And they were being
drunk and loud?
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- Well, we don'’t know
what really happened.
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- But we know Lolli.
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- Well, there is that.
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- Boyce, I'’ve got
enough stress right now.
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We'’ve got six empty tables
at your fundraiser,
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I'’m working with
color-blind idiots,
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Brenda.
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We simply cannot afford
another mistake.
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Do not go down
to that train office.
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- Daddy,
what you think?
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- I think what she'’s saying
is pretty smart
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if you want to be mayor.
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But pretty dumb
if you want to stay married.
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- There he is!
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My knight
in shining armor. Mm!
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It'’s about
to go down.
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- Do not
let it go down.
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- Hey, babe.
- Babe, I just love it
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when you have my back.
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It makes me want to
give you my front.
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Come on.
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- It might
have to go down.
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♪
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- Mr. Peasley
will see you now.
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- About time.
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Come on, Boyce,
we gonna give this man hell.
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- Hey--Lolli,
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look, babe,
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I think I should
go in there by myself.
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- What you mean?
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- Babe, if a guy goes into
a cage fight with his woman,
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then the other guy knows
that he'’s holding back.
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But if he walks in there alone,
then the other guy knows
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that a ass-whooping
is imminent.
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- Got you, baby.
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Okay, now, you not
gonna go too crazy, are you?
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- I can'’t make
no promises, Lolli.
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I mean, the guy
insults my woman?
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[scoffs]
Ain'’t no telling
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what might jump off.
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- Aww.
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Okay.
- Okay
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[knocks twice]
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Can I holler at you
for a second?
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[inaudible]
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I know you'’re confused
right now,
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but here'’s the thing:
I have to look like
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I'’m yelling at you or
my wife will never forgive me.
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- [stuttering]
I'’m sorry, what is going on?
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- My wife--
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[inaudible]
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Kicked off your train
for being loud.
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and I have to
take her side.
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You married, right?
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You married?
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- Yes.
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- Is your wife
out of her mind?
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- Oh, yeah,
sometimes.
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- Then you feel me.
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So please play along,
you perfectly nice man.
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[inaudible]
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Look, don'’t pay attention
to the gestures.
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You have to listen
to my words.
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I like you.
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I think
we could be friends.
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Do you golf?Do you?
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- Tell him, baby.
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- Where'’d you
get this chair?
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- Uh, Katz'’s on Fifth.
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- That'’s a nice store.
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What I'’m gonna do now is
smash this on the floor.
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But soon as
I leave here,
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I'’m gonna send you a
cashier'’s check to replace it.
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Plus shipping and handling.
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- Don'’t!
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Have you thought about
going to a marriage counselor?
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- I'’m a minister.
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I am a marriage counselor.
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So thank you so much
for your time.
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And let me know
about the golf.
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- You handled that!
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- It had to go down
in there, babe.
253
00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:44,307
Come on,
let'’s get out of here.
254
00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:47,414
♪
255
00:09:48,898 --> 00:09:49,865
♪
256
00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:51,073
[doorbell chimes]
257
00:09:51,073 --> 00:09:53,351
- Hey, girl.
- Hi.
258
00:09:53,351 --> 00:09:54,835
Whoo.
259
00:09:54,835 --> 00:09:56,768
Please tell me you saw
that video Nikki sent.
260
00:09:56,768 --> 00:09:58,839
- I don'’t
open Nikki'’s videos.
261
00:09:58,839 --> 00:10:00,807
I am still
a pastor'’s wife.
262
00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:02,671
- No,
no, no, no, no, no.
263
00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:05,363
It'’s the video of us
on the wine train, girl.
264
00:10:05,363 --> 00:10:07,227
It provesthey
mistreated us.
265
00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:08,400
Just watch the video,
watch it.
266
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,713
- Oh, shoot.
267
00:10:10,713 --> 00:10:11,921
- Okay, how many times do
I have to tell you
268
00:10:11,921 --> 00:10:13,578
to pour me
a full glass?
269
00:10:13,578 --> 00:10:15,545
- Ma'’am, this is
a wine-tasting.
270
00:10:15,545 --> 00:10:18,031
- Exactly,
and I want to taste
271
00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:19,860
a whole glass.
- Okay?
272
00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:21,897
- Hey, I mean, you know what,
just leave the whole bottle.
273
00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:23,933
- See that?
He did not leave the bottle.
274
00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:26,142
Girl, that'’s just bad
customer service.
275
00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:27,592
- Chocolate Chicks!
276
00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:29,490
both: Ride or die!
Chocolate Chicks!
277
00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:31,147
- Hey!
- Come on, get it, come on.
278
00:10:31,147 --> 00:10:33,563
- Get it, get it, ooh--
- Ladies, ladies, I'’m sorry.
279
00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:35,048
But we'’ve gotten
a few complaints.
280
00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:38,120
Is there any chance
you can keep it down?
281
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,847
[laughter]
282
00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:42,503
- Does that answer
your question?
283
00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:46,231
[laughing and yelling]
284
00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:47,612
- He don'’t want it!
285
00:10:47,612 --> 00:10:49,372
- You know
he don'’t want it, girl!
286
00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:53,376
- Marshawn, I think maybe
he actually didn'’t want it.
287
00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:54,688
- Hey.
288
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:57,173
- [sighs]
Boyce is gonna kill me.
289
00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:58,416
- Wait, why?
290
00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:00,763
- Uh, are you watching
the same video?
291
00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:04,733
I had him out there trying to
be my knight in shining armor,
292
00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:07,597
and all the while his queen
was acting a straight fool.
293
00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:08,840
- What are you
talking about?
294
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,600
That is
a lawsuit there.
295
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,602
- Yeah, maybe
against you
296
00:11:12,602 --> 00:11:14,432
for sexual harassment.
297
00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:15,916
- Ooh, damn.
298
00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:18,470
We need to get rid
of that video.
299
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,754
- I could have
just deleted it.
300
00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:27,307
♪
301
00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:29,689
- Uh, hey.
Where have you been?
302
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,863
I need you on the phones,
filling tables.
303
00:11:31,863 --> 00:11:35,039
- You know it only takes
a second to say "please?"
304
00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:37,282
- Get on the phones
before I kill you...
305
00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:39,526
please.
306
00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:41,562
- That'’s all
I was asking.
307
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:44,462
You'’re a little
tightly wound.
308
00:11:44,462 --> 00:11:46,015
- I know, I know.
I'’m sorry.
309
00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:47,672
When I'’m in
the heat of campaign,
310
00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:50,192
I work such long hours,
I have no life whatsoever.
311
00:11:50,192 --> 00:11:52,125
- Well, do you ever
do anything to relax?
312
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:55,024
- I used to kickbox
before I injured my...
313
00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:56,508
instructor.
314
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,063
- Hey, I do a little kickboxing.
I'’ll spar with you.
315
00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:01,824
- I don'’t know; when I'’m
stressed, I don'’t hold back.
316
00:12:01,824 --> 00:12:04,102
[scoffs]
Bring it.
317
00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:07,243
- [exhales]
318
00:12:07,243 --> 00:12:09,418
[both panting]
319
00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:11,489
- Now,
that wasn'’t kickboxing,
320
00:12:11,489 --> 00:12:14,664
but I ain'’t mad at it.
321
00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:15,942
You know, I think
I pulled something
322
00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:17,184
that I didn'’t know
I could pull.
323
00:12:17,184 --> 00:12:20,636
- That'’s how
I injured my instructor.
324
00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:22,569
- So am I your first...
325
00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:25,020
You know?
- Black guy?
326
00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:27,470
No.
327
00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:29,783
- Uh, I was gonna
say co-worker.
328
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,440
- Oh.
329
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,372
No.
330
00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:33,891
♪
331
00:12:33,891 --> 00:12:38,309
- ♪ Buh-buh, buh-buh,
buh-buh ♪
332
00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:40,138
- Boyce,
we need to talk.
333
00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:41,450
- About what?
334
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:45,074
- Well--Nikki sent
the video of us on the train
335
00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:48,595
and, well...
336
00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,770
it turns out
we were kind of
337
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,151
completely at fault.
338
00:12:53,151 --> 00:12:54,808
- Really?
339
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,361
- Boyce,
it was terrible.
340
00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:58,605
We were
loud and obnoxious.
341
00:12:58,605 --> 00:13:00,365
I would show you the video,
342
00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:02,816
but my iPad broke.
343
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,405
- Look, babe, we all
make mistakes, all right?
344
00:13:05,405 --> 00:13:06,647
No harm, no foul.
345
00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:08,649
- But, Boyce,
I feel terrible.
346
00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:10,617
You went down
to the train office
347
00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,343
and ripped that guy
a new one.
348
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:16,588
- Eh...I barely ripped
the old one he had.
349
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,798
- Boyce,
this is all bad.
350
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,007
You'’re running for mayor,
and I got you out there
351
00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:23,699
screaming at
a innocent man.
352
00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,874
If we don'’t go down there
and apologize,
353
00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:27,910
I will never
forgive myself.
354
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:29,153
- Look, babe,
I really think
355
00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:30,706
you'’re being too hard
on yourself.
356
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,259
- No, I'’m not.
357
00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:33,536
- All right, babe, look.
358
00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:34,675
Here'’s the thing,
all right,
359
00:13:34,675 --> 00:13:36,056
and, you gonna
love this.
360
00:13:36,056 --> 00:13:38,058
[chuckles]
361
00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:40,785
All that yelling
and chair-throwing
362
00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:42,166
that you saw
down there,
363
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,305
that was all fake.
364
00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:44,927
[chuckles]
365
00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:46,860
- Boyce,
I saw you do it.
366
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,242
- Well, I know what
you thinkyou saw,
367
00:13:49,242 --> 00:13:53,039
but, really, I know
the Chocolate Chicks,
368
00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:56,490
and I know how you get when
you with the Chocolate Chicks.
369
00:13:56,490 --> 00:14:00,149
So I just made you think
I was chewing that guy out,
370
00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:03,394
but I wasn'’t.
[chuckles]
371
00:14:03,394 --> 00:14:04,498
- Really?
372
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,638
- Isn'’t that great?
373
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,054
- [sighs]
374
00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:09,745
Great...
375
00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:13,887
that my husband
didn'’t have my back.
376
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:17,580
- Okay, [stuttering]
what are you doing right now?
377
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:20,929
- And then lied
to me about it.
378
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:23,655
- Lolli, don'’t--
don'’t get all quiet on me.
379
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,657
Lolli.
380
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:28,281
[sharply inhales]
381
00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:29,213
♪
382
00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:31,871
- All right.
383
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,734
Who made this e-vite
to Boyce'’s lunch event?
384
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:35,840
- Uh, I--
I did.
385
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,947
- "I Wanna Have
Lunch Wichoo?"
386
00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:41,190
- Yeah.
It'’s from his song.
387
00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:45,056
♪ "I wanna have
lunch wichoo." ♪
388
00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:46,644
- Very creative.
389
00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:49,026
We'’re not gonna use it, but hey,
you can'’t win home runs
390
00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:52,892
without taking big swings.
Good job!
391
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:56,757
- What happened
to that woman?
392
00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:58,483
I'’ve never
seen her like this.
393
00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:00,969
She was...nice.
394
00:15:00,969 --> 00:15:04,006
- Well, you know, something
happened last night, Pops.
395
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:06,353
Alicia was stressed,
she need a release,
396
00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,424
so we, uh...
397
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:11,876
did a little kickboxing.
398
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:14,292
- How dumb do you
think I am, son?
399
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,605
- All right, Pop, look, I was
just trying to help, okay?
400
00:15:16,605 --> 00:15:18,262
I was thinking
about Boyce.
401
00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:19,953
I mean not during.
402
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,645
- So were you
her first?
403
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:24,164
- Black guy?
404
00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:26,615
- No, her first idiot.
405
00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:28,099
What was going
through your head?
406
00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:30,377
What if this blows up
and hurts Boyce'’s campaign?
407
00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:32,172
- Okay, I hear you.
408
00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:35,348
Let me talk to her
before she gets ideas.
409
00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:36,901
Hey, Alicia.
410
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,248
- Hello, I wanted to talk to you
about tonight'’s dinner.
411
00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:40,629
- Wha--tonight?
412
00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:42,493
Um, isn'’t that
kind of soon?
413
00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:43,977
- What are you
talking about?
414
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,324
It'’s been on Boyce'’s calendar
for two weeks.
415
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:48,395
- Oh! The--
the fundraiser dinner.
416
00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:49,603
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
417
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:51,226
Right, right, right.
418
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:52,641
Uh, so, um,
419
00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:55,161
are we acting like
last night didn'’t happen?
420
00:15:55,161 --> 00:15:59,061
- No, it happened,
it was fun, thank you.
421
00:15:59,061 --> 00:16:02,133
- You'’re--you'’re welcome.
422
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:05,378
- Are you waiting for me to
say something else or we good?
423
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:06,586
- Oh, no, we good.
424
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:07,690
- Oh, good.
- Yeah, we good.
425
00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,485
Yeah, I was just
making sure
426
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,970
you weren'’t catching
any feelings
427
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,799
'’cause you know I'’m good.
[chuckles]
428
00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:15,353
So, uh, I--I guess
that'’s it then.
429
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:16,665
- Yep.
430
00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:18,908
- Happy to be of service.
431
00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:20,565
- Oh, there is
one other thing.
432
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,775
Thursday night, Boyce has
the League of Women Voters so
433
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,536
we can get
together then.
434
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:26,951
- Right, cool,
you know,
435
00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,435
I know this little Indian place
downtown we could--
436
00:16:28,435 --> 00:16:30,368
- Oh, no.
I'’ve got an hour, tops.
437
00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:33,164
Just meet me at my place
and we can knock one out.
438
00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:34,614
♪
439
00:16:34,614 --> 00:16:38,169
♪ Buh-buh, buh-buh,
buh-buh ♪
440
00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:39,412
- Hey, hey, Lo.
441
00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:42,173
- Mm-hmm.
442
00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:44,831
- Okay, so you still
doing the quiet thing?
443
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:46,143
Well, cool.
444
00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:48,766
I'’m about to do
the loud thing.
445
00:16:48,766 --> 00:16:49,870
Yeah.
446
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:52,218
Oh, dishes.
447
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,460
Hmm.
448
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,014
[chuckles]
449
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,015
Spoon!
450
00:16:57,119 --> 00:16:58,638
Spoon!
451
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,158
Spoon!
452
00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:03,539
Knife!
453
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:05,438
Fork!
454
00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:06,853
Baby fork!
455
00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:09,718
- Those were all dirty.
456
00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:11,099
- Really?
457
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,722
I'’ll just have to
clean them all.
458
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,484
- Would you
knock it off?
459
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:21,212
- Oh, well, welcome back,
Loud Lolli.
460
00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:24,767
- I may be loud, but at least
I'’ve always had your back.
461
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:27,115
- Babe,
you watched the video.
462
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:28,461
You admitted
to being wrong.
463
00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:31,050
- That'’s when I need
your support the most.
464
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,397
That'’s when you should be
doubling down.
465
00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:34,570
- Come on.
466
00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:36,745
You'’re being
a little unreasonable.
467
00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:38,333
- I'’ve done it for you.
468
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,782
- What are you
talking about?
469
00:17:39,782 --> 00:17:42,268
- I'’m talking about
your ninth album.
470
00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:46,099
Your double-disc
"hip-hopera."
471
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,550
- "Boyce Don'’t Cry?"
472
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,449
- "Rolling Stone" magazine
gave it a half a star.
473
00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:54,590
- You know what, I don'’t
write my music for the critics.
474
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:55,902
The public loved it.
475
00:17:55,902 --> 00:17:57,938
You saw all those reviews
on Amazon.
476
00:17:57,938 --> 00:18:00,458
- Oh, you mean from, uh,
SoulFanPhilly...
477
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,771
- Mm-hmm.
- Crystal from San Antonio,
478
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:05,532
BigKenny45.
479
00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:08,052
That was all me.
480
00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:11,642
- Wait a minute,
you were BigKenny45?
481
00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:12,850
- Yes, I was.
482
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:13,954
- [sighs]
483
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:16,785
- I created 75 accounts,Boyce,
484
00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:20,513
so I could write you
75 great reviews.
485
00:18:20,513 --> 00:18:21,928
- Damn.
486
00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:26,243
In my mind, Big Kenny
wore that album out, man.
487
00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:29,522
So, baby, you--you lied to me
to make me feel better?
488
00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:31,317
- Exactly!
489
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:34,630
- So how is that any different
than what I did for you?
490
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:37,357
- Oh, that'’s so different!
491
00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:38,910
We--because...
492
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,603
Ca--okay--it--
my intention
493
00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:44,157
was to--oh--listen.
494
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,159
When you really
think about it...
495
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,885
- Mm-hmm.
496
00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:49,438
- [sighs]
When you really
497
00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:53,062
think about it, Boyce,
why would we lie to each other
498
00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:55,306
about something like this?
499
00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:56,756
- Because we love
each other.
500
00:18:56,756 --> 00:18:58,240
- Yes.
- Come here, babe.
501
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,244
- I love you, and thank you
for having my back.
502
00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:04,867
Now let'’s go upstairs
and get loud.
503
00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:07,560
- [chuckles]
504
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:11,322
You know what, let me get
a baby fork real quick.
505
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:15,464
♪
506
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,053
[R&B music]
507
00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:19,917
- ♪ I'’m on the staircase ♪
508
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,022
♪ Left foot
on the staircase ♪
509
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:24,370
♪ Almost to the bottom
of the staircase ♪
510
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,924
♪ I don'’t know
till I get ♪
511
00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:30,099
♪ To the bottom
of the staircase ♪
512
00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:32,792
- Are we still
on the first disc?
513
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,518
- Unfortunately.
514
00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:36,382
- ♪ When he turns up,
she'’s there ♪
515
00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:39,385
♪ But she need
to get her hair done ♪
516
00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:41,973
♪ But who she'’s getting
it hair done for? ♪
517
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:47,703
♪ I hope it'’s
for me-e-e-ee ♪
518
00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:50,430
- You know what, I don'’t think
he'’ll know if we leave.
519
00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:56,022
♪
520
00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:58,990
- ♪ Ee-ee-ee-ee
521
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,958
Hey, where y'’all go?
522
00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:05,618
[soul music]
523
00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:13,557
♪
524
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:24,637
- ♪ The soul man
525
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:27,295
- ♪ Hey
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