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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,623 --> 00:00:03,624 - THE SOUL MAN IS RECORDED IN FRONT OF 2 00:00:03,658 --> 00:00:05,695 A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:05,729 --> 00:00:08,318 - [laughs] WELL, LOOK AT YOU, MAN. 4 00:00:08,353 --> 00:00:11,114 "LESTER HARRIS, LICENSED REAL ESTATE AGENT." 5 00:00:11,149 --> 00:00:12,150 I'M PROUD OF YOU, MAN. 6 00:00:12,184 --> 00:00:13,875 - WELL, TRUTH BE TOLD, 7 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:16,395 I DIDN'T PASS THE TEST THE FIRST TWO TIMES. 8 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:19,088 THEN, I READ REAL ESTATE LICENSES FOR DUMMIES. 9 00:00:19,122 --> 00:00:22,298 IT WAS LIKE IT WAS SPEAKING RIGHT TO ME. 10 00:00:22,332 --> 00:00:24,162 - HEY, THANKS FOR COMING OVER. 11 00:00:24,196 --> 00:00:25,508 - [clears throat] - OOH. 12 00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:29,477 DON'T YOU LOOK CUTE IN YOUR REAL ESTATE JACKET? 13 00:00:29,512 --> 00:00:32,135 - BABE, I JUST REALIZED THAT MY GRANDMAMA'S COUCH 14 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:35,449 WAS A REAL ESTATE AGENT. - STOP. 15 00:00:35,483 --> 00:00:38,279 - WELL I HOPE IT WORE THE COLOR AS PROUDLY AS I WEAR THIS. 16 00:00:38,314 --> 00:00:41,144 I'M EXCITED Y'ALL ARE THINKING ABOUT BUYING A NEW PLACE! 17 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:42,559 - WELL, LESTER, WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING 18 00:00:42,594 --> 00:00:43,905 THIS FOR SOME TIME NOW, 19 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:47,219 AND WE'RE READY TO MOVE ON TO OUR PHRASE THREE. 20 00:00:47,254 --> 00:00:48,462 - "PHASE THREE?" 21 00:00:48,496 --> 00:00:50,119 - YEAH, PHASE THREE OF OUR LIFE. 22 00:00:50,153 --> 00:00:53,053 PHASE ONE WAS FULFILLING OUR PROFESSIONAL DREAMS. 23 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,882 - NAILED IT. 24 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:57,747 - PHASE TWO-- RAISE AN OUTSTANDING FAMILY. 25 00:00:57,781 --> 00:00:59,542 together: CHECK! 26 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:01,716 - I MEAN, LYRIC IS ENGAGED... 27 00:01:01,751 --> 00:01:04,340 I MEAN, TO A REALLY OLD DUDE, BUT STILL. 28 00:01:04,374 --> 00:01:05,789 HER MUSIC CAREER IS ON TRACK. 29 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:07,826 AND WE GOT STAMPS OUT OF THE HOUSE. 30 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,345 - SAY IT AGAIN, BOYCE! 31 00:01:09,379 --> 00:01:12,658 - WE GOT STAMPS OUT OF THE HOUSE! 32 00:01:12,693 --> 00:01:14,660 SO PHASE THREE IS ALL ABOUT US. 33 00:01:14,695 --> 00:01:16,006 - AS IT SHOULD BE. 34 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:19,665 NOW, HOW CAN I MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE? 35 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:22,012 - WELL, YOU KNOW, WE'D LIKE TO LIVE SOMEWHERE LIVELY, 36 00:01:22,047 --> 00:01:24,222 WHERE WE CAN WALK TO EVERYTHING. UM, THEATER... 37 00:01:24,256 --> 00:01:26,534 - OH, SHOPPING... - RESTAURANTS... 38 00:01:26,569 --> 00:01:27,846 - SHOPPING... 39 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,262 - SO YOU'RE NOT JUST LOOKING FOR A HOME, 40 00:01:30,297 --> 00:01:32,644 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A... LIFESTYLE. 41 00:01:32,678 --> 00:01:36,061 - A LIFESTYLE NEAR SHOPPING. 42 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,581 - SO HOW SOON CAN WE GET STARTED, LESTER? 43 00:01:38,615 --> 00:01:39,823 [door opening] - HEY, Y'ALL. 44 00:01:39,858 --> 00:01:40,962 WE'VE GOT TO USE YOUR WASHING MACHINE AGAIN. 45 00:01:40,997 --> 00:01:42,757 OURS IS BROKEN. - YEAH, AND WE MAY BRING 46 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:44,000 SOME DISHES WITH US TOMORROW. YOU KNOW, 47 00:01:44,034 --> 00:01:46,002 WE DON'T HAVE ONE GOOD APPLIANCE? 48 00:01:46,036 --> 00:01:47,452 - YO. 49 00:01:47,486 --> 00:01:49,178 MAKE SOME ROOM ON THAT COUCH. 50 00:01:49,212 --> 00:01:50,938 I ORDERED A BOXING MATCH ON YOUR TV 51 00:01:50,972 --> 00:01:55,322 'CAUSE I'M ON A FIXED INCOME. 52 00:01:55,356 --> 00:01:57,082 - THE SOONER THE BETTER, LESTER, 53 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,948 THE SOONER THE BETTER. 54 00:02:00,982 --> 00:02:03,951 [soul music] 55 00:02:03,985 --> 00:02:10,475 ♪ 56 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:13,374 - ♪ AH 57 00:02:13,409 --> 00:02:17,861 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN ♪ 58 00:02:17,896 --> 00:02:19,967 - WELL, AS YOU'VE SEEN, THE RIVER VIEW TOWERS 59 00:02:20,001 --> 00:02:21,969 HAS AN EXPANSIVE LOBBY, 60 00:02:22,003 --> 00:02:23,591 A FULL-SERVICE SPA, 61 00:02:23,626 --> 00:02:26,974 PLENTY OF SHOPPING ON THE GROUND FLOOR, 62 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:28,493 AND TWO HELICOPTER PADS. 63 00:02:28,527 --> 00:02:29,528 - GOOD. 64 00:02:29,563 --> 00:02:30,874 BECAUSE HOVERING IN MY HELICOPTER 65 00:02:30,909 --> 00:02:34,015 IS ONE OF MY PET PEEVES. 66 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:37,709 - WELL, PASTOR, FIRST LADY, PREPARE TO BE DAZZLED. 67 00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:41,678 - [gasps] 68 00:02:41,713 --> 00:02:44,543 OH, MY-- - GOD! 69 00:02:44,578 --> 00:02:46,511 - BOYCE, THIS PLACE IS UNBELIEVABLE. 70 00:02:46,545 --> 00:02:49,790 - BELIEVE IT! LOVE IT-- 71 00:02:49,824 --> 00:02:51,412 "LIVE IT," 72 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:55,278 PASTOR, YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS LITTLE PERK. 73 00:02:55,313 --> 00:02:57,763 - OH, HO. WOW. 74 00:02:57,798 --> 00:02:59,938 WHAT ARE THE NEIGHBORS UPSTAIRS GONNA SAY 75 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,457 WHEN THEIR TV STARTS SINKING THROUGH THE FLOOR? 76 00:03:01,491 --> 00:03:02,768 [laughs] 77 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:04,839 [doorbell rings] 78 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:10,880 - MR. AND MRS. BALLENTINE, WELCOME TO THE TOWERS. 79 00:03:10,914 --> 00:03:12,778 HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE? 80 00:03:12,813 --> 00:03:13,986 - WHO ARE YOU? 81 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:16,437 - I'M FREDERICK, YOUR PERSONAL CONCIERGE. 82 00:03:16,472 --> 00:03:20,338 - FREDERICK IS HERE TO BRING YOU ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES. 83 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:22,926 - I HAVE A FEELING THE GENTLEMAN IS DESIRING 84 00:03:22,961 --> 00:03:24,445 A BOTTLE OF COGNAC. 85 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:28,691 - I WAS DESIRING THAT. 86 00:03:28,725 --> 00:03:31,245 - AND, FOR THE LADY, FINE CHOCOLATES 87 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,729 COVERED IN GOLD LEAF. 88 00:03:32,764 --> 00:03:35,974 - [gasps] I LOVE HIM! 89 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:38,218 - LET ME SAY, IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE A STAR 90 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,254 OF YOUR STATURE IN THE TOWERS, SIR. 91 00:03:40,289 --> 00:03:42,256 NOW, I DON'T MEAN TO NAME-DROP, 92 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:44,603 BUT, WHILE HE'S SHOOTING HIS NEXT BIG MOVIE, 93 00:03:44,638 --> 00:03:46,640 YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A VERY FAMOUS ACTOR, 94 00:03:46,674 --> 00:03:50,333 WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH "BLENZEL SPLOSHINGTON." 95 00:03:50,368 --> 00:03:53,543 - BOYCE, BLENZEL SPLOSHINGTON! 96 00:03:53,578 --> 00:03:54,820 - OOH, OOH, I'M GOOD AT THIS. GIVE ME A SEC. 97 00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:56,926 BLENZEL, BLENZEL... 98 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,446 [groans] I GOT NOTHING. 99 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,519 - IF YOU REQUIRE ANYTHING MORE, JUST PRESS THIS BUTTON 100 00:04:03,553 --> 00:04:05,141 ON YOUR REMOTE CONTROL, 101 00:04:05,175 --> 00:04:07,799 AND I'LL BE HERE IN A JIFF. 102 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,836 - SEE THAT, BABE? 103 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:14,046 A REMOTE CONTROL THAT BRINGS A TV OUT OF THE CEILING 104 00:04:14,081 --> 00:04:16,186 AND A WHITE MAN TO YOUR FRONT DOOR. 105 00:04:16,221 --> 00:04:18,223 both: WE'LL TAKE IT. 106 00:04:21,088 --> 00:04:23,815 - AND THEN INITIAL HERE, HERE, AND HERE. 107 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:25,126 - OKAY. - OOH. 108 00:04:25,161 --> 00:04:28,095 - [laughs] - THIS IS ALL SO EXCITING. 109 00:04:28,129 --> 00:04:30,856 WE ARE OFFICIALLY ENTERING PHASE THREE! 110 00:04:30,891 --> 00:04:32,479 - I'M HAPPY FOR ALL OF US. 111 00:04:32,513 --> 00:04:33,687 MY FIRST COMMISSION. 112 00:04:33,721 --> 00:04:36,690 I'VE BEEN EYEING A MINI COOPER IN RUBY RED. 113 00:04:36,724 --> 00:04:39,382 - YOU IN A MINI COOPER? 114 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:41,522 YOU BETTER GET ONE FOR EACH FOOT. 115 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:42,592 - [laughs] 116 00:04:42,627 --> 00:04:44,387 - HEY, LESTER, HOW FAST DO YOU THINK 117 00:04:44,422 --> 00:04:45,595 YOU COULD SELL THIS HOUSE? 118 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:47,425 - I DO ALREADY HAVE AN INTERESTED PARTY. 119 00:04:47,459 --> 00:04:49,772 I THINK WE'RE VERY CLOSE TO AN OFFER. 120 00:04:49,806 --> 00:04:51,083 - REALLY? - NAH. 121 00:04:51,118 --> 00:04:52,809 THEY TELL US TO SAY THAT AT REAL ESTATE SCHOOL. 122 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:55,225 IT'S CALLED "EXAGGERATED OPTIMISM." 123 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:56,226 I GOT AN "A." 124 00:04:56,261 --> 00:04:57,952 - REALLY? - NAH. 125 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,542 - HEY. 126 00:05:01,577 --> 00:05:03,233 - WHAT'S UP, DAD? - BARTON? 127 00:05:03,268 --> 00:05:05,546 WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHORTS? 128 00:05:05,581 --> 00:05:09,239 - BECAUSE I HAVE THE CALVES FOR IT. 129 00:05:09,274 --> 00:05:11,483 AND I'M ON MY WAY TO THE SENIOR CENTER 130 00:05:11,518 --> 00:05:12,898 FOR OUR DODGE BALL TOURNAMENT. 131 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:15,280 - DADDY, THERE'S TWO WORDS 132 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,937 THAT SHOULD NOT EVER GO TOGETHER. 133 00:05:16,971 --> 00:05:19,836 "SENIOR" AND "DODGE BALL." 134 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:21,424 - LOOK, I LOVE THE SPORT. 135 00:05:21,459 --> 00:05:23,184 I LIKE TO GET ANGRY BEFORE THE GAMES, 136 00:05:23,219 --> 00:05:26,740 SO I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY AND SEE MY FAMILY. 137 00:05:26,774 --> 00:05:29,536 - MAN, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE Y'ALL ARE MOVING. 138 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:31,538 YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET RID OF ALL THIS FURNITURE? 139 00:05:31,572 --> 00:05:32,539 - YEAH. 140 00:05:32,573 --> 00:05:34,437 NONE OF OUR PHASE TWO DECOR GOES 141 00:05:34,472 --> 00:05:35,818 WITH PHASE THREE. 142 00:05:35,852 --> 00:05:37,198 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS COUCH? 143 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:38,821 - HMM, I DON'T KNOW. 144 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:41,168 I MEAN, YOU THINK THIS IS OUR STYLE? 145 00:05:41,202 --> 00:05:43,066 - BABY, IT'S FREE. IT'S OUR STYLE. 146 00:05:43,101 --> 00:05:45,241 - OOH! YOU SAID THAT! 147 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:46,794 - NOTHING MAKES ME ANGRIER 148 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:49,107 THAN AN UNMARRIED COUPLE SHACKING UP. 149 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,764 I'M READY FOR MY DODGE BALL GAME. 150 00:05:50,798 --> 00:05:52,766 THANK YOU, SINNERS. 151 00:05:57,011 --> 00:05:58,185 - OH, WOW. THAT WAS GREAT. 152 00:05:58,219 --> 00:06:00,670 I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN. 153 00:06:00,705 --> 00:06:01,982 HERE WE GO. - OH, NO, PLEASE. 154 00:06:02,016 --> 00:06:03,742 GRATUITIES AREN'T ACCEPTED HERE AT THE TOWERS. 155 00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:04,847 - YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THIS WAS 156 00:06:04,881 --> 00:06:08,195 'CAUSE I BROKE WIND ON THE TABLE. 157 00:06:08,229 --> 00:06:11,578 OKAY, THAT STAYS BETWEEN US NOW! 158 00:06:11,612 --> 00:06:12,579 - [sighs] 159 00:06:12,613 --> 00:06:13,580 - BABE. 160 00:06:13,614 --> 00:06:15,582 WHOO. 161 00:06:15,616 --> 00:06:17,446 YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE STUFF 162 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,964 THAT WOMAN DID TO MY BODY. 163 00:06:18,999 --> 00:06:23,244 I GOT LOTION WHERE WATER'S NEVER BEEN. 164 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:24,832 - BOYCE, NORMALLY, WHAT YOU JUST SAID 165 00:06:24,867 --> 00:06:25,937 WOULD'VE MADE ME MAD. 166 00:06:25,971 --> 00:06:27,628 BUT I SHOPPED IN FOUR DIFFERENT STORES 167 00:06:27,663 --> 00:06:28,974 AND NEVER LEFT THE BUILDING. 168 00:06:29,009 --> 00:06:30,217 SO I'M GOOD. 169 00:06:30,251 --> 00:06:32,253 OOH. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WOULD BE GOOD? 170 00:06:32,288 --> 00:06:33,254 CHAMPAGNE. 171 00:06:33,289 --> 00:06:36,257 [doorbell rings] 172 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:39,916 - THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY CHAMPAGNE. 173 00:06:39,951 --> 00:06:41,297 - I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT, 174 00:06:41,331 --> 00:06:43,644 I JUST LIKE IT THAT HE DOES. 175 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:45,163 - EVERYTHING IS ALL LINED UP 176 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,820 FOR YOUR SOIREE THIS EVENING. 177 00:06:46,854 --> 00:06:48,891 MOST OF YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE COMING. 178 00:06:48,925 --> 00:06:52,135 AND I JUST SAW THE CATERERS UNLOADING DOWNSTAIRS. 179 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:53,689 - OOH, I'M SO NERVOUS. 180 00:06:53,723 --> 00:06:55,207 DO YOU THINK THEY'LL LIKE US? 181 00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:57,451 - OH, THE TOWERS PEOPLE ARE A LOVELY BUNCH. 182 00:06:57,486 --> 00:06:59,349 VERY OPEN AND ACCEPTING 183 00:06:59,384 --> 00:07:02,456 AS LONG AS YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE THEM. 184 00:07:02,491 --> 00:07:05,045 BY THAT, I MEAN, QUIET, NO DRAMA. 185 00:07:05,079 --> 00:07:06,736 THEY DON'T LIKE LOUD AND BRASH. 186 00:07:06,771 --> 00:07:09,532 - HA! THEN WE GOT THIS! - GOT IT. 187 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:11,016 - ♪ GOT IT, GOT IT [doorbell rings] 188 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:13,260 - I'LL GET THAT. 189 00:07:13,294 --> 00:07:17,229 [singing continues] 190 00:07:17,264 --> 00:07:19,231 - BABE, IT FINALLY LOOKS LIKE 191 00:07:19,266 --> 00:07:20,957 OUR PHASE THREE IS BEGINNING. 192 00:07:20,992 --> 00:07:23,166 IT'S JUST US AND FREDERICK 193 00:07:23,201 --> 00:07:24,409 AND OUR NEW NEIGHBORS. 194 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,548 - OW. 195 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:27,170 MM-- 196 00:07:27,205 --> 00:07:28,171 AND YOUR DADDY. 197 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:30,139 - DADDY, WHAT HAPPENED? 198 00:07:30,173 --> 00:07:32,762 - LEG'S BROKE. DODGE BALL ACCIDENT. 199 00:07:32,797 --> 00:07:34,592 THEY WANTED ME TO LAY UP IN REHAB. 200 00:07:34,626 --> 00:07:36,490 I TOLD THEM MY SON WOULDN'T HAVE THAT. 201 00:07:36,525 --> 00:07:38,768 - WHICH SON? 202 00:07:38,803 --> 00:07:41,115 - THE SON WITH THE COOL APARTMENT. 203 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:44,325 THIS WORKED OUT QUITE WELL. 204 00:07:48,019 --> 00:07:49,572 - I REARED BACK, CLOCKED BROTHER DAVIS IN THE KISSER. 205 00:07:49,607 --> 00:07:51,056 GLASSES WENT ONE WAY, 206 00:07:51,091 --> 00:07:52,920 HEARING AID AND DENTURES THE OTHER. 207 00:07:52,955 --> 00:07:56,476 IT WAS LIKE SOMEBODY HAD DROPPED A MR. POTATO HEAD. 208 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,616 I STARTED DOING MY VICTORY DANCE, 209 00:07:58,650 --> 00:08:02,240 STEPPED ON THE DODGE BALL, AND BROKE MY LEG. 210 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:04,242 GUESS GOD DOESN'T LIKE A SHOW-OFF. 211 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:07,763 - HE APPARENTLY DON'T LIKE DUDES WITH NEW CONDOS EITHER. 212 00:08:07,797 --> 00:08:08,867 [doorbell rings] 213 00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:10,869 - OOH, THAT BETTER NOT BE DENZEL 214 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:13,354 WHEN I STILL GOT ON MY PLAY CLOTHES. 215 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:14,528 - DADDY, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T FIND 216 00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:15,874 ANY PLACE ELSE TO STAY? 217 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:18,083 WE'RE EXPECTING PARTY GUESTS IN A FEW HOURS. 218 00:08:18,118 --> 00:08:19,844 - YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE. 219 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:22,467 TURN YOUR TV ON TO LET'S MAKE A DEAL. 220 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,055 NOT THE ORIGINAL ONE. 221 00:08:24,089 --> 00:08:25,815 THE NEW ONE WITH THE BLACK FELLOW 222 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:28,266 WHO SOUNDS WHITE. 223 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:31,234 - YEAH, YEAH, THIS IS NICE, BRO. 224 00:08:31,269 --> 00:08:33,892 - OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. - OH, YEAH. THIS IS VERY CHIC. 225 00:08:33,927 --> 00:08:34,928 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 226 00:08:34,962 --> 00:08:36,446 WHAT ARE THE TWO OF YOU DOING IN HERE 227 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:38,621 AND WHY DO YOU HAVE LUGGAGE? 228 00:08:38,656 --> 00:08:41,521 - WELL, WHEN WE GOT THE FURNITURE IN, 229 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,350 WE DECIDED WE WANTED TO RE-PAINT. 230 00:08:43,384 --> 00:08:44,696 - YEAH, WE FOUND SOME GUYS 231 00:08:44,731 --> 00:08:46,215 THAT GOT GREAT REVIEWS ON ANGIE'S LIST TO DO IT. 232 00:08:46,249 --> 00:08:47,285 NOW THE PLACE SMELLS LIKE PAINT, 233 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,597 SO HERE WE ARE. 234 00:08:48,631 --> 00:08:49,632 WHERE SHOULD WE PUT OUR BAGS? 235 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:52,773 - HOW ABOUT BACK IN YOUR CAR? 236 00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:54,464 Y'ALL JUST CAN'T MOVE IN HERE. 237 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:56,121 - COME ON, Y'ALL. WE GOTTA CRASH HERE. 238 00:08:56,156 --> 00:08:57,260 - I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. 239 00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:59,262 YOU TWO ARE NOT SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED. 240 00:08:59,297 --> 00:09:01,402 - POP, KIM AND I ARE ADULTS. 241 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:03,508 - IF YOU'RE AN ADULT, DO THE ADULT THING 242 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,544 AND MARRY THE GIRL. 243 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:05,648 - I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED. 244 00:09:05,683 --> 00:09:06,649 I'M DEFINITELY NOT GETTING MARRIED 245 00:09:06,684 --> 00:09:08,306 'CAUSE YOU SAY WE SHOULD. 246 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,758 - HOW ABOUT SO YOU WON'T BURN IN HELL? 247 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:14,139 - WHEN DID YOU DECIDE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY ME? 248 00:09:14,174 --> 00:09:16,279 - BABE, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, OKAY? 249 00:09:16,314 --> 00:09:18,247 I DON'T WANT TO MARRY ANYBODY. 250 00:09:18,281 --> 00:09:20,111 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THIS AIN'T NO JOY RIDE! 251 00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:21,146 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 252 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:23,045 LISTEN, LOVE & HIP-HOP: ATLANTA, 253 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:25,150 WOULD Y'ALL STOP IT? 254 00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:26,945 WE ARE EXPECTING PARTY GUESTS SOON. 255 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:30,293 - YEAH, AND "RATCHET" IS NOT ON THE MENU. 256 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:34,988 - IS A SANDWICH ON THE MENU? 257 00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:36,679 'CAUSE I'M NOT VERY PLEASANT WHEN I'M HUNGRY. 258 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:40,269 - HE MUST ALWAYS BE HUNGRY. - YEAH. 259 00:09:40,303 --> 00:09:42,823 - WHAT YOU SAY? - HUH? I AIN'T SAID NOTHING. 260 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:49,727 - SO DENZEL WAS IN THE JACUZZI IN THIS BUILDING? 261 00:09:49,761 --> 00:09:50,969 TELL ME EVERYTHING. 262 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:52,695 NO DETAIL TOO SMALL. 263 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:55,698 - AND I TOLD SIEGFRIED WHEN I MET THE TIGER, 264 00:09:55,733 --> 00:10:01,048 I SAID, "LOOK, THAT'S THE ONE I WOULD NOT TURN MY BACK ON." 265 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,982 - BOYCE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT STAMPS. 266 00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:05,846 - OH, KIM, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE 267 00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:09,194 OF EXAGGERATING SOME REALLY MEDIOCRE STORIES. 268 00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:11,058 - HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A VIDEO 269 00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:12,646 OF THAT MAN IN THE JACUZZI? 270 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:14,614 YOU PUT THE CELL PHONE UP TO YOUR EAR, 271 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,512 THEN PRESS RECORD. 272 00:10:16,546 --> 00:10:18,687 OOH, I GOT SO MUCH TO TEACH Y'ALL. 273 00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:20,723 OKAY. - LOLLI, YOU GOT A MINUTE? 274 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:23,277 - NO, I'M TEACHING CLASS. - OH, GREAT. LISTEN. 275 00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:25,038 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT KIM. 276 00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:28,248 - HAS STAMPS EVER TOLD YOU HE NEVER WANTS TO GET MARRIED? 277 00:10:28,282 --> 00:10:30,353 - ALL I SAID WAS THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET MARRIED, 278 00:10:30,388 --> 00:10:31,872 AND NOW SHE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME. 279 00:10:31,907 --> 00:10:33,391 - I MEAN, THAT'S SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEONE 280 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,738 BEFORE YOU COMMIT TO A FREE SOFA TOGETHER. 281 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:36,877 - [sighs] 282 00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:38,189 - JUST BECAUSE WE'RE LIVING TOGETHER 283 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:40,260 AND ACCUMULATING FURNITURE AND ALMOST HAD A BABY, 284 00:10:40,294 --> 00:10:43,850 WHERE DOES SHE GET THE IDEA THAT I WANT TO GET MARRIED? 285 00:10:43,884 --> 00:10:45,265 - I SWEAR, SOMETIMES, I DON'T KNOW 286 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:46,887 WHAT GOES ON IN THAT BOY'S HEAD. 287 00:10:46,922 --> 00:10:49,303 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK STAMPS WHAT HE'S THINKING. 288 00:10:49,338 --> 00:10:53,514 SOMETIMES HIS ANSWERS ARE REALLY FUN. 289 00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:56,863 - WHAT--WHAT IS LYRIC DOING HERE? 290 00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:59,106 - I MEAN, IS KIM CRAZY? KIM'S CRAZY, RIGHT? 291 00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:00,314 - STAMPS, SHUT UP. 292 00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:01,695 I CAN'T PRETEND TO LISTEN TO YOU ANYMORE. 293 00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:04,146 BOYCE, LYRIC IS HERE. 294 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:05,285 GIVE ME THAT. 295 00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:07,908 - YOU DID NOT JUST SNATCH MY GRABBER. 296 00:11:07,943 --> 00:11:10,186 - BABY GIRL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 297 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:12,292 - OH, I HAD A FEW DAYS BETWEEN TOUR DATES, 298 00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:14,156 AND I THOUGHT I'D COME IN AND SEE THE NEW PLACE. 299 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:16,745 - WELL, WHO IS THIS? - MOM, DAD. 300 00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:18,988 THIS IS JAMESON. - HEY. 301 00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:21,577 - HE'S MY NEW DRUMMER/BOYFRIEND. 302 00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:24,476 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. DRUMMER/BOYFRIEND? 303 00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:27,825 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FIANCE/OLD GUY? 304 00:11:27,859 --> 00:11:28,826 - I GOT RID OF HIM. 305 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:29,965 ONCE HE BROKE HIS HIP, 306 00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:32,346 HE WASN'T AS MUCH FUN. 307 00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:34,383 - LYRIC, YOU COULD'VE TOLD US. 308 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:35,453 - I SENT YOU A TEXT. 309 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,454 LOOK. 310 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,524 OH... 311 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:39,906 I DIDN'T HIT SEND. THERE. 312 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:42,356 - WELL, JONATHAN, WE HAVE IT FROM HERE, OKAY? 313 00:11:42,391 --> 00:11:43,564 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 314 00:11:43,599 --> 00:11:44,773 - OH, NO. I'M STAYING WITH YOU GUYS. 315 00:11:44,807 --> 00:11:46,153 both: WHAT? - YOU KNOW WHAT? 316 00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:47,914 THIS PLACE IS DOPE. 317 00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:49,605 I'M GONNA HAVE A TON OF FUN HERE. 318 00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:50,848 WHERE'S MY ROOM, MOM? 319 00:11:50,882 --> 00:11:54,299 - SWEETHEART, WE ONLY HAVE ONE BEDROOM. 320 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:55,645 - WAIT, I DON'T HAVE A BEDROOM? 321 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,164 WHERE ARE WE GONNA SLEEP? 322 00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:59,960 - "WE"? THEY ARE NOT SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM! 323 00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:02,376 - GRANDAD! COME MEET HIM. COME ON. 324 00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:03,861 [cell phone chimes] 325 00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:05,310 - OH, LOOK AT THAT, BOYCE. 326 00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:08,520 OUR DAUGHTER JUST BROKE UP WITH HER FIANCE. 327 00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,246 - OVER HERE, BOYS. - OH, NO, NO. 328 00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:11,489 THAT'S NOT COMING IN MY HOUSE. 329 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,663 DADDY, WHAT IS YOUR RECLINER DOING IN MY HOUSE? 330 00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:16,045 - DON'T YOU WANT ME TO BE COMFORTABLE? 331 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,667 - WE--WE ARE HAVING A PARTY! 332 00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:19,739 - IF YOU WEREN'T INTO IT, YOU SHOULD'VE JUST TOLD ME THAT. 333 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,396 - WELL, WE WERE FINE UNTIL POPS STARTED TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE. 334 00:12:22,431 --> 00:12:23,673 - DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS! 335 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,227 [overlapping arguing] 336 00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:26,538 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS, STOP IT! 337 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:28,678 NOW, WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ALL OF YOU 338 00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:30,025 WHENEVER YOU NEEDED US! 339 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:32,061 [shouting] AND WE ARE HAVING A PARTY RIGHT NOW 340 00:12:32,096 --> 00:12:33,269 AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DRAMA FREE 341 00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:35,858 AND NOT LOUD! 342 00:12:35,893 --> 00:12:37,101 - THIS IS PHASE THREE! 343 00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:39,724 THIS IS A PHASE THREE SITUATION! 344 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,519 ALL RIGHT. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT US. 345 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,727 WE CAN'T MAKE IT ABOUT US 346 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,212 IF Y'ALL IN HERE MAKING IT ABOUT Y'ALL! 347 00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:47,352 - OH, SO THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL? 348 00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:48,560 - YEAH. 349 00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,079 - WELL, DON'T LET US CRAMP YOUR STYLE. 350 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:52,012 - I'M NOT STAYING WHERE I'M NOT WANTED! 351 00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:54,187 - FINE. YOU WANT TO GO, GO AHEAD AND GO. 352 00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:56,120 EVERYBODY, GO. AND TAKE JONATHAN WITH YOU. 353 00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:59,019 - JAMESON! - COME ON, JA-MAIN-NATHAN. 354 00:12:59,054 --> 00:13:01,642 - STAMPS, GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME STORM OUT. 355 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:06,233 SOMEBODY ELSE GRAB ME SOME OF THOSE MEATBALLS TO GO. 356 00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:08,684 - DON'T. - DON'T YOU--YOU-- 357 00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:11,514 - BEEP, BEEP. 358 00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:15,001 BEEP. [humming] 359 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:16,623 - [sighs] HEY. 360 00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:19,039 - HEY, BABE. - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 361 00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:21,628 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA COME DOWN TO THE SPA 362 00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:22,767 FOR ANOTHER MASSAGE. 363 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,355 - NAH, I CANCELED IT. 364 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:28,048 YOU KNOW, I JUST WAS TIRED OF BEING TOUCHED. 365 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,395 SO, YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU SHOPPING? 366 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,328 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, 367 00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:35,055 BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO SHOPPING. 368 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:37,161 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, 369 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:39,163 BUT ARE YOU SURE? 370 00:13:39,197 --> 00:13:41,234 - [sighs] 371 00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:43,270 - YEAH. 372 00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:52,590 [whistles] 373 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,282 - YOU ARE STILL ENJOYING PHASE THREE THOUGH, RIGHT? 374 00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:56,525 - OH, YEAH. YEAH. 375 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:57,837 REALLY ENJOYING IT. 376 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,631 YOU KNOW, I WATCHED C-SPAN TODAY. 377 00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:02,358 AND THEY WERE VOTING ON A BUDGET FOR A BRIDGE. 378 00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:04,913 I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA HAPPEN THOUGH. 379 00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:05,914 YEAH. [doorbell rings] 380 00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:06,915 - OOH! [laughs] 381 00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:09,710 WE GOT COMPANY! 382 00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:13,335 - HA! I HAVE AN OFFER ON YOUR HOUSE. 383 00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:17,684 [laughs] IT IS ABOVE ASKING PRICE AND ALL CASH. 384 00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:19,306 I'M THINKING ALL ONE DOLLAR BILLS. 385 00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:21,861 HOW FUN WOULD THAT BE? 386 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,310 - YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, LESTER. 387 00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:25,761 THE THING IS, THEY WANT TO MEET YOU TWO 388 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:27,245 BEFORE THEY PULL THE TRIGGER. 389 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,558 AND THEY'RE A LOVELY COUPLE WITH TWO KIDS, 390 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,146 BUT THEY'RE KIND OF "NEW AGE-Y." 391 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:33,286 IT'S ALL ABOUT "VIBE" AND "WANG CHUNG" 392 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,597 KIND OF STUFF. 393 00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:36,461 WOULD YOU MIND MEETING THEM AT THE OLD HOUSE? 394 00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:38,878 - YOU MEAN ACTUALLY GO SOMEWHERE? 395 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,120 - THAT'S NOT HERE? 396 00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:41,604 - IT WOULD REALLY HELP SEAL THE DEAL. 397 00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:44,884 - OOH, LET'S DO IT, MAN. I'LL GET DRESSED. 398 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,886 OH, WHERE DID I PUT MY PANTS? 399 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,197 [over P.A. system] - THEY'RE CRUMPLED AT THE FOOT 400 00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:50,096 OF YOUR BED, SIR. 401 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:53,444 OKAY, THIS IS STARTING TO GET CREEPY, FREDERICK. 402 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:54,928 [over P.A. system] - WELL, IT'S NO PARTY 403 00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:58,656 FOR ME EITHER, SIR. 404 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,383 - LESTER'S ALREADY SOLD US ON THE HOUSE. 405 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:05,421 BUT WE WANT YOU TO SELL US ON THE HOME. 406 00:15:05,456 --> 00:15:07,527 - WELL, WHAT CAN WE SAY? 407 00:15:07,561 --> 00:15:09,598 IT'S A PRETTY DARN GOOD HOUSE. 408 00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:11,462 AS YOU CAN SEE IT'S BEEN TREATED 409 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,257 WITH A LOT OF LOVE AND CARE. 410 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,776 - YEAH, OUR LITTLE GIRL WAS RAISED IN THIS HOUSE. 411 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:17,537 SO MANY GOOD TIMES. 412 00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,711 - OH, YEAH, YEAH? WE ALL LOVE GOOD TIMES. 413 00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:21,023 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THEM? 414 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:23,163 AND BE DESCRIPTIVE. 415 00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:27,650 - WELL, BIRTHDAY PARTIES, BARBECUES, 416 00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:30,791 WE USED TO HAVE FAMILY GAME NIGHTS RIGHT HERE. 417 00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:33,898 OH, IT WOULD GET SO COMPETITIVE. 418 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:38,316 - AND THE LEAVES ARE ALWAYS GREEN HERE, 419 00:15:38,351 --> 00:15:40,456 AND THE SUN IS ALWAYS SHINING, 420 00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:43,977 AND, WELL, THE HOUSE PRACTICALLY PAINTS ITSELF. 421 00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:46,324 - OH, UM, 422 00:15:46,359 --> 00:15:50,466 AND--AND I AM AWAKENED 423 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,330 BY SINGING ANIMALS 424 00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:54,229 EVERY MORNING 425 00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:55,920 WHILE BIRDS DRESS ME 426 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,680 IN A GOWN OF THEIR OWN MAKING. 427 00:15:57,715 --> 00:15:59,303 - OKAY. 428 00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,307 - DO YOU FEEL IT, HONEY? 429 00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:05,550 THE ENERGY? 430 00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:08,277 - I DO. RIGHT IN HERE. 431 00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:09,485 - OH. - [laughs] OH. 432 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,349 YEAH, YEAH. THERE IT IS. - OH. 433 00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:15,319 - OH, BOY. [laughs] 434 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:17,390 WE ARE HOME. - HOME. 435 00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:19,702 - LET'S GO CHECK OUT THE BACKYARD AGAIN. 436 00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:21,704 - WE BOTH HAVE BIG FAMILIES. 437 00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:23,568 THEY ALL SHOW UP FOR THANKSGIVING, 438 00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:26,399 WE HAVE A HUGE TOUCH FOOTBALL GAME. 439 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:28,539 - WE'RE PRACTICALLY KENNEDYS. - [squeals] 440 00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:32,888 - [laughs] 441 00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:36,478 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY NOTHING WHILE THEY WERE HERE, 442 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:39,377 BUT THIS AIN'T NOTHING BUT AIR CONDITIONING RIGHT HERE. 443 00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:42,794 - BUT BOYCE, DID YOU HEAR WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THANKSGIVING? 444 00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,313 WE DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. 445 00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:45,901 WE ALWAYS HAVE THANKSGIVING. 446 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,627 WE CAN'T HAVE THANKSGIVING AT THAT CONDO. 447 00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:49,284 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A DINING ROOM. 448 00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:50,457 - NO, NO WAY OUR FAMILY 449 00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:52,080 CAN FIT AROUND THAT LITTLE BITTY TABLE. 450 00:16:52,114 --> 00:16:54,185 AND YOU KNOW HOW DADDY CARVES UP A TURKEY. 451 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,636 IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A FOUR-FOOT SAFETY ZONE, 452 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:59,397 SOMEBODY GONNA GET STABBED. 453 00:16:59,432 --> 00:17:02,262 - BOYCE, WE GOT STAMPS, WE GOT KIM, 454 00:17:02,297 --> 00:17:03,263 WE GOT LYRIC-- 455 00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:04,609 WHAT ABOUT OUR GRANDBABIES, BOYCE? 456 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:05,817 WHERE ARE THEY GONNA PLAY? 457 00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:09,959 YOU KNOW, OUR BACKYARD IS 14 STORIES DOWN. 458 00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:12,548 DID WE DO THE RIGHT THING BY BUYING THE CONDO? 459 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,171 - YES! YES! 460 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:16,897 YES, OF COURSE YOU DID! 461 00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:19,279 THAT CONDO IS WAY BETTER. 462 00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:22,075 AND YOU CAN DO THANKSGIVING BUFFET STYLE. 463 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:24,595 EVERYBODY LOVES A BUFFET. 464 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,424 YOU CAN JUST DO IT IN THE LIVING ROOM 465 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:29,289 AROUND THE COFFEE TABLE, JUST KNEEL AROUND IT 466 00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:32,637 LIKE THE PILGRIMS DID. 467 00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,984 - YOU KNOW WHAT, LESTER? - PLEASE DON'T SAY IT, PASTOR. 468 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:36,917 - I JUST DON'T THINK BUYING THE CONDO... 469 00:17:36,952 --> 00:17:38,609 - ♪ YOU'RE A GRAND OLD FLAG 470 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:39,748 ♪ YOU'RE A HIGH-FLYING FLAG 471 00:17:39,782 --> 00:17:42,233 - WAS THE RIGHT MOVE FOR US. - BUT-- 472 00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:44,235 - YOU REALLY FEEL THAT WAY, BOYCE? 473 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:45,443 - I THINK I DO. 474 00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:48,136 - PASTOR, IF YOU DON'T SELL THIS HOUSE, 475 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,654 I LOSE THE COMMISSION. 476 00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:51,070 - LESTER, JUST GET THE COMMISSION 477 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,519 WHEN YOU RESELL THE CONDO. 478 00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:54,314 - HOW AM I GONNA UNLOAD THAT PLACE? 479 00:17:54,349 --> 00:17:56,558 YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE DINNER THERE! 480 00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:03,151 - SO, WE'RE SORRY. WE MADE A MISTAKE. 481 00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:05,222 WE WERE CHASING SOMETHING WE THOUGHT WE WANTED. 482 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:08,466 IT TURNS OUT WE REALLY DIDN'T WANT IT AFTER ALL. 483 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,675 I MEAN, WE MIGHT WANT IT SOME DAY, 484 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,401 BUT WE'RE NOT DONE 485 00:18:12,436 --> 00:18:16,992 WANTING WHAT WE WANT. 486 00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:18,235 - GOOD LORD, BOY, ARE YOU PAID 487 00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:19,822 TO USE THE WORD "WANT"? 488 00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:21,065 - WHAT WE'RE SAYING IS, 489 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,585 BARTON, WE'RE NOT SELLING THE HOUSE, OKAY? 490 00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:26,795 WE TREASURE HAVING ALL YOU GUYS IN OUR LIVES. 491 00:18:26,829 --> 00:18:28,762 AND WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY BECAUSE YOU ALL 492 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,281 WERE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING EARLIER, 493 00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:31,420 AND WE DIDN'T LISTEN. 494 00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:32,421 - WELL, ACTUALLY, KIM AND I WORKED OUT 495 00:18:32,456 --> 00:18:34,182 OUR MARRIAGE ISSUES. - YEAH. 496 00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:37,461 YEAH, WE DID, AND WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 497 00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:38,669 - OH, LORD. 498 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,912 - STAMPS PROPOSED. 499 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:44,709 - YEP, YEP, AND SHE SAID NO. 500 00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:46,055 - YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW 501 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,230 THAT HE WOULD MARRY ME, BUT I'M NOT READY TO. 502 00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:49,921 - YEAH, AND I WANTED HER TO KNOW THAT I WOULD MARRY HER, 503 00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,958 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO. 504 00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:55,444 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE. 505 00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:58,171 - AS LONG AS IT MAKES SENSE TO THEM. 506 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,379 - HEY. 507 00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:01,001 SO IF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA STAY HERE, 508 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:03,763 CAN JAMESON AND I GO STAY IN THE CONDO? 509 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:05,661 - ABSOLUTELY NOT! - NO, NO, NO. 510 00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:07,870 - DON'T WORRY, SIR. WE'RE NOT GONNA SLEEP TOGETHER. 511 00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:10,390 - UH-UH, - I'M A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN. 512 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:14,912 - NICE. I USED TO USE THAT ONE TOO. 513 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:18,260 - WHAT THE HELL IS A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN? 514 00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:20,020 - DAD, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 515 00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:22,264 HE'S HAD SEX, BUT HE'S SAVING HIMSELF 516 00:19:22,299 --> 00:19:24,473 UNTIL HE HAS SEX AGAIN. 517 00:19:24,508 --> 00:19:27,338 - ONCE YOU DONE HAD SEX, YOU DONE ALREADY HAD SEX! 518 00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:31,273 - ARE YOU PEOPLE PAID TO SAY THE WORD "SEX"? 519 00:19:31,308 --> 00:19:32,826 AND YOU'RE NOT TAKING THAT BOY ANYWHERE! 520 00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:33,862 - BUT, GRANDDAD, THAT'S NOT-- 521 00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:34,966 - LYRIC, SAVE YOUR BREATH, OKAY? 522 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,658 POP MADE ME SLEEP IN THE GARAGE 523 00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:37,659 LAST NIGHT WITH JONATHAN. 524 00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:38,901 - THAT'S NOT HIS NAME! 525 00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:40,765 - JAYCOLE, JER-MAIN-NATHAN. 526 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,940 I DON'T CARE WHAT HIS NAME IS. 527 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,701 YOU TWO ARE NOT SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM. 528 00:19:45,736 --> 00:19:48,877 [overlapping arguing] 529 00:19:48,911 --> 00:19:51,328 - THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL SOUND, BOYCE. 530 00:19:51,362 --> 00:19:52,329 - YEAH. 531 00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:54,123 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE PHASE TWO. 532 00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:58,680 - THROW UP THE DUB. both: PHASE TWO. 533 00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:00,682 [arguing continues] 534 00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:05,031 [soul music] 535 00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:13,073 ♪ 536 00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:24,050 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 537 00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:26,086 - ♪ AH 38436

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