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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,903 - THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,043 - [sighs] 3 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,675 - RIGHT. RIGHT. 4 00:00:20,779 --> 00:00:23,264 - I USED TO GO EVERYWHERE IN THAT CAR. 5 00:00:23,368 --> 00:00:24,645 - YOU GOTTA DO IT, DADDY. 6 00:00:24,748 --> 00:00:26,785 - I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 7 00:00:26,888 --> 00:00:28,545 - YOU'RE DOING IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 8 00:00:28,649 --> 00:00:31,272 IF YOU DIDN'T DO IT, YOU WOULD HATE YOURSELF FOR NOT DOING IT. 9 00:00:31,376 --> 00:00:35,759 - WHY DO I TRY? - BABE, LISTEN TO THIS. 10 00:00:35,863 --> 00:00:39,315 DAD FOUND THE FIRST CAR HE OWNED WHEN HE GOT OUT OF THE SERVICE. 11 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:41,144 IT WAS ON THE INTERNET FOR SALE. 12 00:00:41,248 --> 00:00:44,285 AND NOT THE SAME MODEL, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE EXACT CAR. 13 00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:45,838 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 14 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:48,462 - I'M SORRY, I STOPPED LISTENING AFTER I HEARD THE WORD "CAR." 15 00:00:48,565 --> 00:00:50,119 WHAT HAPPENED? 16 00:00:50,222 --> 00:00:53,018 - IT WAS A BEAUTY. 1968 MUSTANG. 17 00:00:53,122 --> 00:00:54,916 BRITTANY BLUE. RAG TOP. 18 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:57,954 I USED TO JUST TAKE OFF DRIVING. AM RADIO BLASTING. 19 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:02,407 TOP DOWN. WIND BLOWING ACROSS MY EARS. 20 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:04,685 THAT CAR COST ME EVERY DIME I HAD BACK IN THE DAY. 21 00:01:04,788 --> 00:01:06,376 AND IT COST A LOT MORE NOW. 22 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,792 - DADDY, LOOK, YOU'RE RETIRED, YOUR KIDS ARE GROWN. 23 00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:10,553 YOU HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITIES. 24 00:01:10,656 --> 00:01:11,933 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 25 00:01:12,037 --> 00:01:13,349 WHAT AM I HOLDING ONTO MY MONEY FOR? 26 00:01:13,452 --> 00:01:16,283 - DAD, CALL THE GUY UP, TELL HIM YOU ARE TAKING THAT CAR. 27 00:01:16,386 --> 00:01:18,216 ALRIGHT, I'LL RIDE WITH YOU TO GO PICK IT UP. 28 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:19,700 I'LL JUST GRAB A JACKET. 29 00:01:19,803 --> 00:01:21,288 - YOU'RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN A JACKET. 30 00:01:21,391 --> 00:01:22,979 YOU NEED TO PACK A BAG. 31 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,257 - WHOA, A BAG? WHERE IS THIS CAR? 32 00:01:25,361 --> 00:01:26,396 - COLORADO. 33 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,295 - DADDY, THAT'S TEN HOURS EACH WAY. 34 00:01:28,398 --> 00:01:32,161 - OH, TEN HOURS EQUALS THIS ENTIRE MAGAZINE 35 00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:35,440 AND A REALLY LONG NAP. 36 00:01:35,543 --> 00:01:37,476 - TELL YOUR BROTHER, HE'S COMING TOO. 37 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,444 IT'LL BE JUST LIKE THOSE TRIPS WE ALL TOOK 38 00:01:39,547 --> 00:01:41,377 WHEN YOU BOYS WERE YOUNG. 39 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,551 - [laughing] 40 00:01:43,655 --> 00:01:46,968 YEAH, AWE--AWESOME. OH MY GOD. 41 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:48,556 IT GONNA BE JUST LIKE THOSE TRIPS 42 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:49,799 WE TOOK WHEN WE WERE YOUNG. 43 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:52,112 - HUH? 44 00:01:52,215 --> 00:01:53,078 [soul music] 45 00:01:53,182 --> 00:02:01,155 ♪ 46 00:02:04,572 --> 00:02:08,197 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 47 00:02:09,888 --> 00:02:11,855 - ALL SET. 48 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:14,410 - NOBODY PACKS A CAR LIKE YOUR OLD MAN. 49 00:02:14,513 --> 00:02:17,861 EVERY SQUARE INCH, PERFECTLY ACCOUNTED FOR. 50 00:02:17,965 --> 00:02:20,968 WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS? 51 00:02:21,071 --> 00:02:22,245 - MY FAULT, POP. I'LL JUST TOSS THEM 52 00:02:22,349 --> 00:02:23,557 IN THE BACK SEAT WITH THE SANDWICHES. 53 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:24,799 - JUST GIVE THEM TO ME. 54 00:02:24,903 --> 00:02:28,631 NO RESPECT FOR THE PACKING PROCESS. 55 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:31,185 - HEY, I CALL DIBS ON DRIVING DAD'S MUSTANG BACK. 56 00:02:31,289 --> 00:02:34,464 - STAMPS, YOU'RE A GROWN MAN. YOU CAN'T CALL DIBS. 57 00:02:34,568 --> 00:02:35,810 PLUS, I ALREADY CALLED IT. 58 00:02:35,914 --> 00:02:37,571 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? YOU CAN ASK DADDY. 59 00:02:37,674 --> 00:02:39,711 - [scoffs] 60 00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:43,439 - GIRL, AS SOON AS WE GET OUR MEN DOWN THAT HIGHWAY 61 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:46,476 WE CAN UNCHAIN OUR SHACKLES, DO WHATEVER WE WANT, 62 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:48,789 AND LET FREEDOM RING. 63 00:02:48,892 --> 00:02:50,377 - ARE WE HAVING A GIRL'S DAY, 64 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,828 OR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE PLANTATION? 65 00:02:53,932 --> 00:02:55,347 - I'M JUST EXCITED. 66 00:02:55,451 --> 00:02:57,591 MANI-PEDIS. OOH, WE'LL GO SHOPPING, 67 00:02:57,694 --> 00:02:59,040 THEN GO HAVE COCKTAILS, 68 00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:00,766 THEN WE BETTER BRING IT ON HOME, 69 00:03:00,870 --> 00:03:03,459 BECAUSE WE ARE NOT AS YOUNG AS WE USED TO BE. 70 00:03:03,562 --> 00:03:04,563 - OKAY. 71 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:07,842 - TO SISTERHOOD. 72 00:03:07,946 --> 00:03:09,465 - WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 73 00:03:09,568 --> 00:03:11,018 - YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S JUST-- IT'S KIND OF EARLY. 74 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:13,952 - YOU'RE PREGNANT! 75 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:15,125 - IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 76 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,334 [cheering] 77 00:03:16,437 --> 00:03:17,404 - THIS IS HUGE. WHEN DID YOU-- 78 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:20,510 - SHH. - BECAUSE I JUST-- 79 00:03:20,614 --> 00:03:22,478 OK, BUT I-- - MM-MM. 80 00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:23,755 MM-MM. 81 00:03:23,858 --> 00:03:25,205 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN, 82 00:03:25,308 --> 00:03:28,311 BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT AND I HAVEN'T TOLD STAMPS YET. 83 00:03:28,415 --> 00:03:30,417 - WHAT-- - LOLLI, YOU CAN'T SAY A WORD. 84 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,453 - ARE YOU TWO DRINKING ALREADY? 85 00:03:32,557 --> 00:03:34,938 CAN'T YOU AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL WE GET TO THE END OF THE DRIVEWAY 86 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:38,839 BEFORE YOU START CELEBRATING? 87 00:03:38,942 --> 00:03:42,187 - I'M GONNA GO AND KISS STAMPS GOODBYE. 88 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:44,707 REMEMBER, DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 89 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:48,089 - SECRETS BETWEEN SISTERS ARE SACRED. 90 00:03:51,783 --> 00:03:53,957 KIM'S PREGNANT. 91 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:55,649 - WOAH, WOAH, WHAT? 92 00:03:55,752 --> 00:03:56,753 WAIT, STAMPS IS GONNA BE A DAD-- 93 00:03:56,857 --> 00:03:58,962 NO, STAMPS IS NOT READY TO BE A DAD. 94 00:03:59,066 --> 00:04:00,688 - SHH. HE DOESN'T KNOW. 95 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:02,725 - BABE, TO-- - AH! AH! 96 00:04:02,828 --> 00:04:05,003 - I WAS JUST GONNA-- - UZZZT! 97 00:04:05,106 --> 00:04:08,213 - OKAY, THIS IS GETTING OLD REAL FAST. 98 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:10,491 - BOYCE, KIM WANTS TO BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM. 99 00:04:10,595 --> 00:04:11,975 SO YOU CAN'T SAY A WORD. 100 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:13,839 - SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE CAR? 101 00:04:13,943 --> 00:04:15,876 TALK TO DADDY THE WHOLE TIME? 102 00:04:15,979 --> 00:04:17,498 I MEAN, ONCE WE DISCUSS THE CARDINALS 103 00:04:17,602 --> 00:04:19,051 AND THE RIDICULOUS PRICE OF MILK, 104 00:04:19,155 --> 00:04:21,433 THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY. 105 00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:23,435 - I DON'T CARE, BOYCE. NOT A WORD. 106 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:25,920 THIS IS NOT OUR SECRET TO TELL. 107 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:27,405 - BUT YOU JUST TOLD ME. 108 00:04:27,508 --> 00:04:31,201 - THERE'S NO NEED FOR US TO BOTH SUFFER. 109 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,549 ENJOY YOUR TRIP. 110 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,625 - YOU KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 111 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:44,076 I SAT UPRIGHT IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CAR. 112 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:47,252 - YEP, WELL, YOUR BACKSEAT DAYS ARE OVER. 113 00:04:47,356 --> 00:04:48,771 NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR EXPLOITS. 114 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:50,186 ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF DADDY. 115 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,532 - OH, COME ON NOW. 116 00:04:51,636 --> 00:04:54,397 YOU'RE TALKING TO A MAN WHO OWNED A CONVERTIBLE MUSTANG. 117 00:04:54,501 --> 00:04:57,849 I'M NO STRANGER TO OVER-THE-SWEATER PETTING. 118 00:04:57,952 --> 00:05:01,059 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? NOBODY TALKS. 119 00:05:01,162 --> 00:05:03,682 - SO, POP, WHAT MADE YOU SELL THAT OLD FORD ANYWAY? 120 00:05:03,786 --> 00:05:04,821 - I HAD TO. 121 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:06,651 YOUR MAMA GOT PREGNANT WITH BOYCE. 122 00:05:06,754 --> 00:05:09,550 MY WHOLE LIFE CHANGED. AND NOT ALL FOR THE BETTER. 123 00:05:09,654 --> 00:05:15,176 I MEAN, YOU GREW ON ME, BUT, GOOD LORD, IT TOOK A WHILE. 124 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:19,595 1969. I TOOK OFF DRIVING WEST ACROSS THE DESERT. 125 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:22,252 MET TWO NICE INDIAN BOYS. 126 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:26,809 WE DRANK TEA AND HAD SOMETHING CALLED A VISION QUEST. 127 00:05:26,912 --> 00:05:30,813 YOU KNOW THEY HAD A COW THAT KNEW HOW TO TALK? 128 00:05:30,916 --> 00:05:34,195 - DADDY, I THINK YOU WERE HIGH. 129 00:05:34,299 --> 00:05:36,197 - HIGH ON LIFE. 130 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:37,923 THAT WAS GOOD TIMES. 131 00:05:38,027 --> 00:05:41,893 EVERYTHING WAS COOL AND EVERYBODY WAS MELLOW. 132 00:05:41,996 --> 00:05:44,171 STAMPS, IF YOU KICK MY SEAT ONE MORE TIME 133 00:05:44,274 --> 00:05:47,139 I'M GONNA POP YOUR LEGS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THEM. 134 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:48,520 - THERE IT IS. 135 00:05:48,624 --> 00:05:50,764 IT'S NOT A BALLENTINE'S ROAD TRIP UNTIL DADDY 136 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:54,940 THREATENS TO BEAT US WITH OUR OWN BODY PARTS. 137 00:05:55,044 --> 00:05:56,701 - "AND THESE ARE THE COMMANDMENTS 138 00:05:56,804 --> 00:05:58,116 " THAT THE LORD COMMANDED 139 00:05:58,219 --> 00:06:01,809 MOSES ON MOUNT SINAI FOR THE ISRAELITES." 140 00:06:01,913 --> 00:06:05,019 CAN WE PLEASE DO SOMETHING FUN NOW? 141 00:06:05,123 --> 00:06:08,091 - WHAT'S NOT FUN ABOUT LEVITICUS? 142 00:06:08,195 --> 00:06:09,058 - HEY, LOOK, BOYCE. WE'RE CROSSING 143 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:12,786 THE STATE LINE INTO KANSAS. 144 00:06:12,889 --> 00:06:14,995 - IF YOU BOYS GET HANDPRINTS ON MY UPHOLSTERY 145 00:06:15,098 --> 00:06:19,413 I'M GONNA SNAP YOUR ARMS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THEM. 146 00:06:19,517 --> 00:06:24,970 WELL, I GUESS YOU EARNED YOURSELF SOME ENTERTAINMENT. 147 00:06:25,074 --> 00:06:28,042 - [radio voice]: I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS 148 00:06:28,146 --> 00:06:30,804 BY MAYA ANGELOU. 149 00:06:30,907 --> 00:06:34,704 AS READ BY THE AUTHOR, MAYA ANGELOU. 150 00:06:34,808 --> 00:06:37,293 COPYRIGHT 1969, 151 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:41,573 BY ME, MAYA ANGELOU. 152 00:06:41,677 --> 00:06:43,920 - YOU BOYS WERE LUCKY YOU HAD A FATHER WHO CARED ENOUGH 153 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:45,439 TO DO STUFF WITH YOU. 154 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:46,820 - OH, REALLY? 155 00:06:46,923 --> 00:06:49,961 LIKE LEAVING US AT A WAFFLE HOUSE? 156 00:06:50,064 --> 00:06:51,480 - I TOLD YOU THE CAR WAS LEAVING 157 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,999 IN FIVE MINUTES, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. 158 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:56,001 IF YOU'RE NOT SEEING MOUNT RUSHMORE AT SUNSET, 159 00:06:56,105 --> 00:06:57,002 YOU'RE NOT SEEING IT. 160 00:06:57,106 --> 00:06:58,279 - BY THE WAY, HOW WAS IT? 161 00:06:58,383 --> 00:07:01,351 - LOVELY. I SHOWED YOU THE PICTURE. 162 00:07:05,252 --> 00:07:06,356 - WELL, OKAY, HOW DID IT HAPPEN? 163 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,013 I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T TAKE PRECAUTIONS? 164 00:07:08,117 --> 00:07:09,359 - OH, NO, NO, NO, OF COURSE. 165 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:12,293 BUT THE PILL IS ONLY EFFECTIVE 97% OF THE TIME. 166 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:15,538 THE OTHER 3%, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST CROSS YOUR FINGERS. 167 00:07:15,642 --> 00:07:17,057 - THIS IS SO EXCITING. 168 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,369 OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO NAME HER LOLLI IF IT'S A GIRL, 169 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,474 BUT THAT WOULD BE NICE. 170 00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:22,200 IF IT'S A BOY, IT COULD GET CONFUSING. 171 00:07:22,303 --> 00:07:25,617 EITHER WAY, I AM IN IT WITH YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 172 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:26,722 SO DON'T FREAK OUT. 173 00:07:26,825 --> 00:07:29,241 - PLEASE, I AM NOT FREAKING OUT. OKAY? 174 00:07:29,345 --> 00:07:31,451 I HAVE THIS ALL UNDER CONTROL. 175 00:07:31,554 --> 00:07:33,176 OH, I EVEN MADE A LIST. 176 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:37,422 - AW, YOU GOT A LITTLE LIST. 177 00:07:37,526 --> 00:07:40,667 - I'LL TAKE TWO WEEKS OFF BEFORE MY SCHEDULED C-SECTION, 178 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:43,704 YOU KNOW, TO NEST. 179 00:07:43,808 --> 00:07:45,672 THEN THREE WEEKS TO HEAL AND BOND. 180 00:07:45,775 --> 00:07:49,296 HIRE A BABY NURSE FOR NIGHT FEEDINGS, A NANNY FOR DAYSHIFTS, 181 00:07:49,399 --> 00:07:53,058 OH, AND A TRAINER TO HELP SNAP ME BACK TO BIKINI-READY 182 00:07:53,162 --> 00:07:55,475 BY SUMMER. 183 00:07:55,578 --> 00:07:57,511 - OKAY, SO I GUESS THE REST OF US 184 00:07:57,615 --> 00:07:59,686 HAVE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG. 185 00:07:59,789 --> 00:08:01,619 I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN PREGNANT FOR SEVEN SECONDS 186 00:08:01,722 --> 00:08:03,897 AND YOU ALREADY GOT IT FIGURED OUT. 187 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,416 - UH, LOLLI, I'M A DOCTOR, 188 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:12,284 I THINK I KNOW A LITTLE MORE ABOUT HAVING A BABY THAN YOU DO. 189 00:08:12,388 --> 00:08:15,253 - OKAY, KIM, WELL, I'M A MOTHER, OKAY? 190 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:17,048 AND I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO SIT DOWN. 191 00:08:17,151 --> 00:08:18,394 GO AHEAD, SIT, 192 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:24,296 WHILE YOU STILL CAN WITHOUT AN INFLATABLE DONUT. 193 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,265 - HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND KIM? 194 00:08:27,368 --> 00:08:29,301 GETTING PRETTY SERIOUS, HUH? 195 00:08:29,405 --> 00:08:31,062 YEAH, I BET YOU'RE PROBABLY 196 00:08:31,165 --> 00:08:32,408 STARTING TO THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE. 197 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:37,309 - YEAH, WE GOT SOME MOVIES WE WANT TO SEE. 198 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:40,105 HEY, CHECK IT OUT, 25 MILES TO WEBBER'S. 199 00:08:40,209 --> 00:08:42,142 - LOOK, WE'RE NOT STOPPING AT WEBBER'S. 200 00:08:42,245 --> 00:08:43,868 - OH, COME ON, BRO. WE GOTTA STOP. 201 00:08:43,971 --> 00:08:46,318 IT'S A BALLENTINE ROADTRIP TRADITION. 202 00:08:46,422 --> 00:08:49,529 WE CAN GET BANANA SHAKES. 203 00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:53,671 - WE'RE NOT GETTING BANANA SHAKES. 204 00:08:53,774 --> 00:08:56,190 STAMPS, MAN, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME REAL STUFF HERE. 205 00:08:56,294 --> 00:08:58,572 I MEAN LIKE, HOW'S THE CUPCAKE BUSINESS? 206 00:08:58,676 --> 00:08:59,849 YOU TURNING A PROFIT? 207 00:08:59,953 --> 00:09:02,576 - ACTUALLY, OUR PROFITS WERE WAY UP FROM LAST MONTH. 208 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:03,750 - THAT'S GOOD. 209 00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:05,890 - SEE, THAT'S GOOD NEWS RIGHT THERE, MAN. 210 00:09:05,993 --> 00:09:09,618 YOU PERFECT YOUR PASSION, AND THE PAPER WILL FOLLOW. 211 00:09:09,721 --> 00:09:10,619 - YEAH. 212 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:13,000 I'M GETTING TIRED OF CUPCAKES. 213 00:09:13,104 --> 00:09:15,313 - WHAT? - IT'S A CHORE. 214 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:18,247 I DON'T SEE HOW PEOPLE WAKE UP AND DO THE SAME THING, 215 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:21,284 DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY. 216 00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:22,976 - IT'S CALLED A JOB. 217 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:25,910 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 218 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:27,912 I'VE BEEN THINKING OF A NEW BUSINESS-- 219 00:09:28,015 --> 00:09:31,122 PRESCRIPTION WINDSHIELDS. 220 00:09:31,225 --> 00:09:35,920 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES AND NO ONE WILL BORROW YOUR CAR. 221 00:09:36,023 --> 00:09:38,957 - LOOK, STAMPS, YOU ARE NOT CHANGING BUSINESSES, ALRIGHT? 222 00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:40,580 YOU'RE A CUPCAKER NOW. 223 00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:42,443 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. YOU CUPCAKE. 224 00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:44,653 - BACK TO THIS, UH, BANANA SHAKE THING. 225 00:09:44,756 --> 00:09:47,932 - WE ARE NOT GETTING NO DAMN BANANA SHAKES. 226 00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:51,280 - I WOULDN'T SAY "NO," TO A BANANA SHAKE. 227 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:56,285 YOU KNOW WHERE WE SHOULD GO IS THE WEBBER'S? 228 00:09:56,388 --> 00:10:00,047 - STAMPS, YOU CAN'T BE BOUNCING AROUND FROM JOB TO JOB. 229 00:10:00,151 --> 00:10:02,187 IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU ANYMORE. 230 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,327 YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF OTHER PEOPLE NOW. 231 00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:06,260 - WHAT OTHER PEOPLE? 232 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:07,468 - HUH? 233 00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:11,852 UH, OH, LOOK, WEBBER'S, 23 MILES FROM NOW. 234 00:10:11,956 --> 00:10:16,201 - AND THEN, AFTER NINE LONG, SWEATY MONTHS, 235 00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:18,238 YOU'RE LAYING THERE, SPREAD EAGLE, 236 00:10:18,341 --> 00:10:22,173 LADY PARTS TO THE WIND FOR EVERY DOCTOR, INTERN, AND JANITOR 237 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:25,141 TO TAKE A PEAK. 238 00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:27,385 AND GIVING BIRTH IS THE EASY PART. 239 00:10:27,488 --> 00:10:30,595 RAISING A CHILD? HEY, THAT'S THE COMMITMENT. 240 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:32,873 - OH, DON'T TELL ME ABOUT COMMITMENT, NOW. 241 00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:35,876 I DID FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE, FOUR YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL, 242 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:39,224 TWO-YEAR INTERNSHIP, AND A TWO-YEAR RESIDENCY. 243 00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:41,054 - THAT'S ONLY TWELVE YEARS. 244 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:45,679 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE JUST GOTTEN YOUR CHILD TO PUBERTY. 245 00:10:45,783 --> 00:10:49,062 THAT'S WHEN YOU FIND OUT JUST HOW SATISFYING IT CAN BE 246 00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:52,237 TO SHAKE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. 247 00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:55,896 - OKAY, YOU WIN, YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MOTHERHOOD THAN I DO. 248 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,935 - AW, SEE, THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR. 249 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:04,767 NOW, I HAD TO GET CREATIVE WHEN I TOLD BOYCE 250 00:11:04,871 --> 00:11:05,975 HE WAS GONNA BE A DAD. 251 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:07,356 SO, I BAKED HIM A CAKE, 252 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:11,809 THEN I PUT A TEENY-TINY LITTLE PLASTIC BABY IN IT. 253 00:11:11,912 --> 00:11:14,397 BUT HE SWALLOWED IT. 254 00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:16,745 HOW ARE YOU GONNA TELL STAMPS? 255 00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:19,506 - I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA TELL STAMPS. 256 00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:22,612 DO I HAVE TO? 257 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,926 - OH, HONEY, ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO TELL, 258 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:29,585 IT'S PRETTY MUCH ME, THEN STAMPS. 259 00:11:32,243 --> 00:11:34,486 - OH, WOW, THIS PLACE HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL 260 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,005 SINCE WE WERE KIDS. 261 00:11:36,109 --> 00:11:38,145 CHICK-O-STICKS, CANDY CIGARETTES. 262 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:41,183 LOOK, BOYCE, IT'S THAT OLD COPS GAME WE USED TO PLAY. 263 00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:42,356 I WONDER IF IT STILL GIVES YOU A FREE GAME 264 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:43,599 WHEN YOU KICK IT ON THE SIDE. 265 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,635 LET'S TRY IT. 266 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,984 - LOOK, WE ARE GETTING GAS AND BANANA SHAKES, THAT'S IT. 267 00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:50,330 - MAN, WHEN DID YOU GET SO OLD? 268 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,883 - WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GROW UP? 269 00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:53,436 ALRIGHT, WE NEED TO PICK UP DAD'S CAR 270 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,162 AND THEN GET YOU HOME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 271 00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:56,543 - [scoffs] 272 00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:59,442 - WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A RUSH TO GET STAMPS HOME? 273 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,997 - BECAUSE... 274 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,757 WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE AT HOME? 275 00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:06,001 HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS. 276 00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:07,554 THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE IT. 277 00:12:07,657 --> 00:12:10,384 - HEY BOYCE, COME CHECK THIS OUT, MAN. 278 00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:11,523 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 279 00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,698 THEY'RE SELLING THE GAME FOR 3,500 BUCKS. 280 00:12:13,802 --> 00:12:15,804 I MEAN, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE IN THE BANK. 281 00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:18,634 IF YOU COULD LOAN ME $500. 282 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,292 - STAMPS, YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO BUY A VIDEO GAME. 283 00:12:21,395 --> 00:12:22,776 - WHY? POP'S IS BUYING A CAR. 284 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,951 - HE'S AN OLD MAN, HE HAS NO RESPONSIBILITIES. 285 00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:26,435 - WELL, I'M A YOUNG MAN WITH NO RESPONSIBILITIES. 286 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,368 - OH, TRUST ME, YOU HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES. 287 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:30,266 - WHAT RESPONSIBILITIES DOES HE HAVE? 288 00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:31,336 - [stammering] HE'S GOT THEM. 289 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,959 - WHY NO I DON'T. - YES, YOU DO. 290 00:12:33,062 --> 00:12:34,823 - LIKE WHAT? - LIKE KIM'S HAVING A BABY. 291 00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:37,895 - OKAY, THAT'S ONE. WAIT, WHAT? 292 00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:39,344 - WAIT. WHAT? 293 00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:41,830 - YEAH, MAN. YOU'RE GONNA BE A DADDY. 294 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,279 - WHO WOULD BRING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD 295 00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:45,730 KNOWING THE PRICE OF MILK? 296 00:12:49,665 --> 00:12:51,632 - I CAN'T BE A FATHER, BOYCE. 297 00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:55,153 I'M NOT DADDY MATERIAL. AND KIM MUST THINK SO TOO. 298 00:12:55,257 --> 00:12:57,362 OTHERWISE, WHY--WHY WOULD SHE TELL YOU BEFORE ME? 299 00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:59,779 - ACTUALLY, SHE TOLD LOLLI. WHO TOLD ME. 300 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,608 - EVEN WORSE. 301 00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:05,060 I'M THE-ONE, TWO, THREE-- FOURTH PERSON TO BE TOLD. 302 00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:06,958 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO LET KIM 303 00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:09,512 HELP THE KID WITH HIS MATH HOMEWORK. 304 00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,860 - YOU SEE, THERE? I'M GONNA BE USELESS. 305 00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:13,171 I'M NOT GOOD WITH CHILDREN. 306 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:16,140 ONLY THING I EVER KEPT ALIVE WAS MY GOLDFISH, PERCY. 307 00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:17,935 - I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU, SON. 308 00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:20,903 THERE WERE SIX PERCYS IN FOUR MONTHS. 309 00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:24,527 ONE OF THEM WAS A DIFFERENT COLOR, YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 310 00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:27,323 - THIS THING WITH KIM WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 311 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:28,946 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE'RE MOVING IN, 312 00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:31,845 NOW SHE'S PREGNANT, IT'S JUST MOVING TOO FAST. 313 00:13:31,949 --> 00:13:33,536 AND I AIN'T READY FOR ALL THIS. 314 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,885 - I KNOW SOMEBODY ELSE WHO FELT THE SAME WAY--ME. 315 00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:38,196 - YOU? - WHO, YOU, DADDY? 316 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,612 - WHEN I FOUND OUT YOUR MAMA WAS PREGNANT WITH BOYCE, 317 00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:42,235 I TOOK OFF. 318 00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:46,584 THAT'S HOW I ENDED UP IN THE DESERT WITH WOLF CLAW AND JERRY. 319 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:48,931 - WELL, I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE DRIVE 320 00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:50,622 TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD. 321 00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:54,281 - YEP, I CAME TO MY SENSES, WENT HOME, SOLD THE MUSTANG, 322 00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:56,283 SO YOUR MOM AND I COULD GET MARRIED. 323 00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:57,871 - DADDY, YOU ARE GETTING OLD. 324 00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,977 I MEAN, YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE MOM WAS PREGNANT 325 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,357 BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED. 326 00:14:01,461 --> 00:14:02,669 - THAT'S RIGHT. 327 00:14:02,772 --> 00:14:04,809 - NO, DADDY, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 328 00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:08,537 - I KNOCKED UP YOUR MOM AND WE HAD TO GET MARRIED. 329 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,883 JEEZ, YOU'RE AS SLOW ON THE UPTAKE 330 00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:13,266 AS THE FISH KILLER BACK THERE. 331 00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:14,957 [tires screeching] 332 00:14:15,061 --> 00:14:18,202 - I'M AFRAID THIS BABY IS GONNA FREAK STAMPS OUT. 333 00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:21,032 I'M NOT READY FOR ANY OF IT, AND I KNOW HE ISN'T. 334 00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:24,484 - BLOW. 335 00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:26,279 THERE WE GO. GOOD JOB. 336 00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:28,764 - AND I'VE SEEN WHAT HAPPENS TO PREGNANT WOMEN. 337 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,146 OH YEAH, YOUR HAIR FALLS OUT, YOUR TEETH GET LOOSE, 338 00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:33,010 YOUR FEET GET BIGGER. 339 00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:35,667 WHAT IF STAMPS CAN'T HANDLE IT AND HE LEAVES ME? 340 00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:38,084 - HONEY, YOU'RE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. 341 00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:40,258 - I'LL BE A SINGLE MOM WHO CAN'T GET A DATE. 342 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:42,640 BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO DATE A TOOTHLESS, BIG FOOTED, 343 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:45,746 BALD WOMAN WITH A KID? 344 00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:48,266 - YOU MIGHT NOT GET A PRETTY MAN, 345 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:51,856 BUT THERE'S SOMEBODY FOR EVERYBODY. 346 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,997 - YOU KNOW WHAT? ME AND MY STUPID LISTS. 347 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:58,690 I JUST WANTED TO HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER THE WAY YOU DID. 348 00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:02,418 - AW, GIRL, I DID NOT HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER. 349 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:03,868 OKAY, PEOPLE DON'T TELL YOU THAT 350 00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:07,389 YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING, SO I'M TELLING YOU. 351 00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:10,323 YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING. 352 00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:11,703 IT'S OKAY TO BE SCARED. 353 00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:13,774 OKAY, YOU WILL FIND YOUR WAY. 354 00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,845 AND STAMPS WILL TOO. 355 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,192 - THANKS, SIS. 356 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:20,471 - HONEY, COME HERE. BRING IT IN. COME ON. 357 00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:24,026 OH, WAIT. BLOW. 358 00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:28,065 - HOW DO I LOOK? 359 00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:30,722 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I DON'T NEED YOUR PRAISE. 360 00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:33,035 - I DON'T HAVE THE FIRST CLUE OF HOW TO BE A PARENT. 361 00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:34,830 WHAT IF IT'S A BOY AND HE'S JUST LIKE ME? 362 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,108 OR WHAT IF IT'S A GIRL AND SOME GUY SHOWS UP? 363 00:15:37,212 --> 00:15:39,455 AW, HELL. GUYS ARE GONNA SHOW UP. 364 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:41,112 - LOOK, SON, LIKE I SAID, 365 00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:43,701 NOBODY IS EVER READY TO BE A FATHER. 366 00:15:43,804 --> 00:15:46,083 BUT SUDDENLY SOMEBODY IS SLOBBERING ON YOUR TIE 367 00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:48,430 AND CALLING YOU "DADDY," AND YOU JUST FIGURE IT OUT. 368 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:52,261 - WHOA, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WEARING A TIE. 369 00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:54,539 - THE POINT IS, YOU'RE GONNA FUMBLE YOUR WAY THROUGH IT 370 00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:56,093 LIKE WE ALL DID. 371 00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:58,750 LORD DOESN'T GIVE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. 372 00:15:58,854 --> 00:16:00,752 - THANKS, POPS. THAT'S GOOD ADVICE. 373 00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:02,409 - SURE, HE GIVES YOU GOOD ADVICE. 374 00:16:02,513 --> 00:16:05,688 HE WANTED YOU. 375 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:06,966 - SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 376 00:16:07,069 --> 00:16:09,244 - BEAUTIFUL. 377 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:11,418 MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I REMEMBER. 378 00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:18,011 OKAY, LET'S GO HOME. 379 00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:19,254 - [stammering] GO HOME? 380 00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:20,738 DADDY, YOU GOTTA PAY THE MAN FIRST. 381 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,498 - I'VE BEEN THINKING. 382 00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,431 THE MONEY WOULD BE BETTER SPENT ON A COLLEGE FUND 383 00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:25,777 FOR MY NEW GRAND-BABY. 384 00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,641 - WAIT NOW, HOLD ON, POP. 385 00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:29,747 YOU ALREADY SACRIFICED THIS CAR ONCE 386 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:31,507 SO YOU COULD BE THERE FOR YOUR FAMILY. 387 00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:34,614 NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STEP UP AND DO THE RIGHT THING. 388 00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:36,788 PAYING FOR MY KID'S COLLEGE IS MY JOB. 389 00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:38,480 SO GO ON AND BUY THE CAR. 390 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,069 - YOU'RE GROWING UP, SON. I'M PROUD OF YOU. 391 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:44,520 WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GO PAY THE MAN. 392 00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:45,970 - HEY, MAN. 393 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,937 LISTEN, MAN, I'M GLAD THAT YOU WANT TO GROW UP 394 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,769 BUT DON'T GO TOO FAR. DON'T BECOME DAD. 395 00:16:51,872 --> 00:16:55,048 YOU'RE THE REASON I HAD SO MUCH FUN ON THOSE ROAD TRIPS. 396 00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:00,295 - WHAT DID I SAY? 397 00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:02,814 I SAID IF YOU LEAVE THE WINDOWS OPEN, THE BUGS WILL GET IN. 398 00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:07,164 ANOTHER. 399 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:10,788 MUST BE ATTRACTED TO MY BRUT ACTION SPLASH. 400 00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:11,927 BOYS, DO YOU SEE IT? 401 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,413 IF IT LANDS AGAIN, GET IT. 402 00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:20,177 - THERE IT IS. 403 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,559 - DID YOU GET IT? - [laughing] 404 00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:27,322 - YEAH, BABY. [laughing] 405 00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:29,427 - YEAH, WE HAD SOME FUN, BRO. 406 00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:30,601 - LOVE YOU, MAN. - LOVE YOU TOO, MAN. 407 00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:32,844 YO, DADDY! CAN I DRIVE? 408 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,472 - HEY, SIS. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 409 00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,370 - WELL, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. 410 00:17:41,474 --> 00:17:43,372 I'M BLOATED, I HAVE CRAMPS, 411 00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:44,442 AND I WISH STAMPS WAS HERE 412 00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:47,273 SO I COULD YELL AT HIM FOR NO REASON. 413 00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:49,068 - YOUR PERIOD CAME. 414 00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:50,966 - YEP, I'M NOT PREGNANT. 415 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,141 I GUESS IT WAS A FALSE POSITIVE. 416 00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:55,212 - OH. ARE YOU OKAY? 417 00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:57,110 - YEAH, SIS. I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 418 00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:58,594 - YOU WANT A MIMOSA? 419 00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:01,287 - OH, THESE TWO ARE FOR ME. BUT YOU COULD HAVE ONE. 420 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,806 - OH. [door opens] 421 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:07,224 - DADDY, YOU WERE DOING LIKE 90 MILES AN HOUR THE WHOLE WAY. 422 00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:08,949 - YOU WERE BEHIND ME, HOW DID I LOOK? 423 00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:12,712 - LIKE A FUGITIVE MILK DUD. 424 00:18:12,815 --> 00:18:14,921 - BABE, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 425 00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:18,373 - DID YOU KNOW THAT MOM AND DAD GOT MARRIED BECAUSE OF ME? 426 00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:20,340 - EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, BOYCE. 427 00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:25,828 AUGUST TO OCTOBER IS NOT NINE MONTHS. 428 00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,934 - HEY, BABE. - HEY. 429 00:18:28,037 --> 00:18:30,281 - GO AHEAD. IT'S GONNA BE FINE, MAN. 430 00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:31,524 - [sighs] 431 00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,974 KIM, I LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT 432 00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:35,942 WE'RE GONNA GO THROUGH THIS TOGETHER. 433 00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,531 - I THOUGHT SECRETS BETWEEN SISTERS WERE SACRED? 434 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:42,604 - I THOUGHT SECRETS BETWEEN HUSBANDS AND WIVES WERE SACRED. 435 00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:47,402 - I--I WILL NOT BE CRITICIZED BY A MORNING DRUNK. 436 00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:51,130 - OKAY, THAT WAS REALLY SWEET. 437 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:54,788 UH, ONLY, I'M NOT PREGNANT. 438 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,069 - YOU'RE NOT? - NO. 439 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:03,659 - ARE YOU SAD? - YEAH, A LITTLE. 440 00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:06,869 YOU? - YEAH, ME TOO. 441 00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:08,354 - ARE WE DONE PRETENDING TO BE SAD? 442 00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:12,012 - I AM IF YOU ARE. - WOO! THANK YOU. 443 00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:16,189 - WELL, I GOT RUBBER TO BURN AND HEADS TO TURN. 444 00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:18,640 I'LL HOLLA. 445 00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:21,677 - I DO NOT LIKE WHAT THIS CAR IS DOING TO DADDY. 446 00:19:26,303 --> 00:19:27,373 [wind blowing] - ISN'T THIS AMAZING? 447 00:19:27,476 --> 00:19:28,822 - WHAT? 448 00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:30,755 - I SAID, ISN'T THIS AMAZING? 449 00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:33,620 - WHY WOULD I HAVE A MAGAZINE? 450 00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:36,347 - POP, CAN WE PUT THE TOP UP? I'M GETTING A LITTLE COLD. 451 00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:37,935 - WHAT DID HE SAY? 452 00:19:38,038 --> 00:19:41,214 - YOU MIGHT HAVE GOOD CROPS IF YOU GET RID OF THE MOLE. 453 00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:42,733 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 454 00:19:42,836 --> 00:19:44,148 - I DON'T KNOW. IT--IT'S STAMPS, 455 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:45,874 HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 456 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,463 - YOU'RE DEAF. - HUH? 457 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:50,465 - YOU'RE DEAF AND DUMB. 458 00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:53,709 - NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY GUM. 459 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:56,540 - DON'T YOU TWO EVER TAKE A BREAK? 460 00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:06,757 [soul music] 461 00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:14,868 ♪ 462 00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:27,950 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 34385

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