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WHAT'S THE PASS CODE? 13 00:00:31,410 --> 00:00:32,687 - IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. 14 00:00:32,791 --> 00:00:34,896 - [stammers] HELP ME OUT, LOLLI! 15 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:35,621 - 7-21! 16 00:00:35,725 --> 00:00:37,623 - 7-21. 17 00:00:37,727 --> 00:00:38,279 YES, THERE IS A FIRE. 18 00:00:38,383 --> 00:00:39,246 OKAY, THANK YOU. 19 00:00:39,349 --> 00:00:42,973 - I'LL SAVE OUR VALUABLES. 20 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,114 - WIGS? THAT'S WHAT YOU CONSIDER VALUABLE? 21 00:00:45,217 --> 00:00:49,773 - BOYCE, THESE WIGS COST WAY MORE THAN I TOLD YOU THEY DID. 22 00:00:49,877 --> 00:00:53,950 OOH, MY DOWNSTAIRS WIGS! COME ON! 23 00:00:55,607 --> 00:00:56,918 [beeping continues] 24 00:00:57,022 --> 00:00:58,886 [gasps] [alarm clatters] 25 00:00:58,989 --> 00:01:01,061 - OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 26 00:01:01,164 --> 00:01:03,684 - OH, HI, YOU TWO. - HEY, IT'S PAUL AND ROBYN... 27 00:01:03,787 --> 00:01:07,136 YOUR OLD NEIGHBORS FROM VEGAS! 28 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:11,588 - WHY COULDN'T OUR HOUSE JUST BE ON FIRE? 29 00:01:11,692 --> 00:01:14,522 [soul music] 30 00:01:14,626 --> 00:01:22,634 ♪ 31 00:01:23,462 --> 00:01:27,535 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 32 00:01:27,639 --> 00:01:28,743 - MA'AM, 33 00:01:28,847 --> 00:01:30,469 I THOUGHT I WAS SAVING A CAT FROM A TREE, 34 00:01:30,573 --> 00:01:32,747 BUT I BELIEVE THESE ARE YOURS. 35 00:01:37,269 --> 00:01:37,821 - HEY, UH, LISTEN... 36 00:01:37,925 --> 00:01:40,893 IF I SET THEM ON FIRE, 37 00:01:40,997 --> 00:01:44,000 COULD YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A ACCIDENT? 38 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,346 - [laughs] 39 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:48,073 YOU FOLKS HAVE A GOOD EVENING. 40 00:01:48,177 --> 00:01:49,799 - MMM, MMM, MMM! 41 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,456 FIREMEN GET ME GOING, 42 00:01:51,559 --> 00:01:52,422 ESPECIALLY THAT HUNKY MR. SEPTEMBER. 43 00:01:52,526 --> 00:01:56,806 I'D SLIDE DOWN HIS FIRE POLE ANYTIME. 44 00:01:56,909 --> 00:02:01,638 - I'M NOT EVEN JEALOUS. HE REALLY IS A DREAMBOAT. 45 00:02:01,742 --> 00:02:04,883 - HERE'S A QUESTION-- WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE? 46 00:02:04,986 --> 00:02:06,678 - WELL, WE DO HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU TWO. 47 00:02:06,781 --> 00:02:09,853 IT'S NOT VERY BIG. - IT'S REALLY QUITE SMALL. 48 00:02:09,957 --> 00:02:11,441 - IN FACT, IT'S NOT MUCH OF A FAVOR AT ALL. 49 00:02:11,545 --> 00:02:14,893 - BOYCE, I THINK DR. AND MRS. SEUSS 50 00:02:14,996 --> 00:02:17,240 WANT TO ASK US SOMETHING. 51 00:02:17,344 --> 00:02:19,553 - OF COURSE THEY DO, BABE. THEY ALWAYS WANT SOMETHING. 52 00:02:19,656 --> 00:02:21,313 FIRST IT'S MARRIAGE ADVICE, 53 00:02:21,417 --> 00:02:23,867 THEN IT'S TO BE THE GODPARENTS TO THEIR LITTLE ASIAN BOY. 54 00:02:23,971 --> 00:02:28,803 NO, AND FORGET ABOUT THE TIME THEY CLAIMED US ON THEIR TAXES. 55 00:02:28,907 --> 00:02:30,598 - OH, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT. 56 00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:32,393 I JUST NEED YOUR KIDNEY. 57 00:02:32,497 --> 00:02:33,877 - YOU WANT MY KIDNEY? 58 00:02:33,981 --> 00:02:36,811 - I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 59 00:02:36,915 --> 00:02:38,537 - W-WHOA. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 60 00:02:38,641 --> 00:02:39,607 - WHAT? PAUL, YOU HAVE KIDNEY DISEASE? 61 00:02:39,711 --> 00:02:42,610 - WELL, I WON'T AS SOON AS MY BEST BUDDY 62 00:02:42,714 --> 00:02:43,439 GIVES ME HIS KIDNEY. 63 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:48,029 [laughs] OKAY. GIVE ME IT. 64 00:02:48,133 --> 00:02:50,860 AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW YOU ARE A MATCH. 65 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,862 - HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT? 66 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,036 - REMEMBER THAT POOL PARTY WE HAD 67 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,935 WHEN YOU THOUGHT SOMEBODY ROOFIED YOU? 68 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:06,910 - SO YOU DRUGGED ME, STOLE MY BLOOD, 69 00:03:07,014 --> 00:03:08,188 AND NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE YOU A KIDNEY? 70 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:09,361 - YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT? 71 00:03:09,465 --> 00:03:12,364 IF MY HUSBAND IS GOING TO TURN OVER 72 00:03:12,468 --> 00:03:13,331 HIS ORGANS TO ANYBODY... 73 00:03:13,434 --> 00:03:15,885 [chuckles] IT'S GONNA BE ME. 74 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:17,611 - NO, HONEY. YOU'RE NOT A MATCH. 75 00:03:23,617 --> 00:03:24,549 - DING! - OH. 76 00:03:24,652 --> 00:03:26,482 - EVERYBODY, SAMBA! - OH! 77 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:28,380 both: YEAH! 78 00:03:28,484 --> 00:03:31,521 - YOU STOLE MY BLOOD TOO? 79 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,247 NOW I'M REALLY MAD. 80 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:35,422 - AND A TAD ANEMIC, ACCORDING TO THE LAB. 81 00:03:35,525 --> 00:03:38,079 - [gasps] - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 82 00:03:38,183 --> 00:03:40,565 - I INHERITED BAD KIDNEYS FROM MY DAD. 83 00:03:40,668 --> 00:03:42,360 AND IF I'M GONNA GET A KIDNEY, 84 00:03:42,463 --> 00:03:44,120 IT SHOULD BE FROM FAMILY, YOU KNOW? 85 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,192 both: WE ARE NOT RELATED TO Y'ALL! 86 00:03:47,296 --> 00:03:48,642 - I CAN'T. 87 00:03:48,745 --> 00:03:51,161 - PAUL, I MEAN, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING, 88 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:53,612 BUT GIVING UP A KIDNEY-- IT'S JUST SOMETHING I CAN'T DO. 89 00:03:53,716 --> 00:03:54,303 I'M SORRY. 90 00:03:54,406 --> 00:03:56,270 - I UNDERSTAND. 91 00:03:56,374 --> 00:03:58,030 [clears throat] YOU GOT TO DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. 92 00:03:58,134 --> 00:03:59,273 - YEAH. 93 00:03:59,377 --> 00:04:02,069 - CAN WE AT LEAST PARK OUR R.V. IN YOUR DRIVEWAY? 94 00:04:02,172 --> 00:04:03,691 IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO REST UP 95 00:04:03,795 --> 00:04:05,210 BEFORE WE HIT THE BACK ROADS 96 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:06,936 LOOKING FOR HITCHHIKERS THAT WON'T BE MISSED. 97 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:08,627 [chuckles] 98 00:04:08,731 --> 00:04:09,732 - [laughs] HE'S KIDDING. 99 00:04:09,835 --> 00:04:12,079 ALL THE GOOD KIDNEYS ARE ON THE INTERSTATE. 100 00:04:12,182 --> 00:04:13,667 [both laughing] 101 00:04:16,221 --> 00:04:19,811 - I'M NOT SAYING THAT I DON'T TRUST THEM OR ANYTHING, 102 00:04:19,914 --> 00:04:22,745 BUT WE GONNA HAVE TO SLEEP IN SHIFTS. 103 00:04:24,919 --> 00:04:29,061 - AND NOW FOR THE CEREMONIAL UNLOADING OF THE TOILETRIES. 104 00:04:29,165 --> 00:04:31,926 WOW. I GUESS THIS MEANS I'M REALLY MOVING IN, HUH? 105 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:34,619 - EITHER THAT, OR YOU SERIOUSLY OVER-PACKED FOR A BOOTY CALL. 106 00:04:34,722 --> 00:04:38,830 - DAMN, BABE. YOU LOOK GREAT IN THE MORNING. 107 00:04:38,933 --> 00:04:39,762 - OH. - SUCH A NATURAL BEAUTY. 108 00:04:39,865 --> 00:04:41,902 - OH, THANK YOU, BABY. 109 00:04:42,005 --> 00:04:42,765 - WOW. 110 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:45,285 YOU KNOW, I NEVER NOTICED 111 00:04:45,388 --> 00:04:46,527 HOW NEAT AND TIDY YOU WERE. 112 00:04:46,631 --> 00:04:49,737 I MEAN, YOU EVEN FOLDED YOUR TOILET PAPER 113 00:04:49,841 --> 00:04:51,152 INTO A TINY TRIANGLE-- LOOK AT THAT. 114 00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:52,222 - MM, NO, NO, NO. 115 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:53,465 IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A MESS, YOU KNOW? 116 00:04:53,569 --> 00:04:57,745 OH, AND I GUESS I SHOULD, YOU KNOW... 117 00:04:57,849 --> 00:05:00,230 [chuckles] GET RID OF MY UNMENTIONABLES. 118 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:04,614 - AHH, THE LIKARLA MODEL 1020 DEMI CUP WITH FRONT CLASP. 119 00:05:04,718 --> 00:05:07,134 HELLO, OLD FRIEND. 120 00:05:07,237 --> 00:05:09,101 - WELL, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. COME ON, BABY. 121 00:05:09,205 --> 00:05:10,137 YOU LIVE HERE TOO NOW. - ALL RIGHT. 122 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,966 - MM-HMM. - OKAY. 123 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:13,968 MAKE MYSELF AT HOME. - YES. 124 00:05:14,072 --> 00:05:17,558 [sighs] 125 00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:18,214 - UH... 126 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,216 OUT OF CURIOSITY, 127 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,804 HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU GONNA BE IN HERE? 128 00:05:21,907 --> 00:05:23,806 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL ALREADY. 129 00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:26,464 - OH, YOU ARE SO SWEET. [clicks tongue] 130 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:28,673 JUST ANOTHER 30 OR 40 MINUTES. 131 00:05:28,776 --> 00:05:30,709 - THAT--THAT LONG, HUH? 132 00:05:33,436 --> 00:05:34,368 YOU KNOW WHAT? 133 00:05:34,472 --> 00:05:35,576 I'M JUST GONNA COME OUT AND SAY IT. 134 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,854 [chuckles] I GOT TO PEE. 135 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:40,754 - OKAY, WELL, THIS IS WHERE WE DO IT. 136 00:05:40,857 --> 00:05:43,032 IN FACT, WE PREFER YOU DO IT HERE. 137 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:44,205 SO GO ON. 138 00:05:48,037 --> 00:05:50,108 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T HAVE TO GO NOW. 139 00:05:50,211 --> 00:05:51,696 - YOU HAD TO GO AND NOW YOU DON'T? 140 00:05:51,799 --> 00:05:53,214 - YEAH. I'M LIKE THAT. 141 00:05:53,318 --> 00:05:56,252 IT WENT BACK UP. 142 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,358 SEE YOU. 143 00:06:02,189 --> 00:06:03,501 - HEY, BOYCE. 144 00:06:03,604 --> 00:06:05,088 - I ALREADY RENTED OUT YOUR ROOM. 145 00:06:05,192 --> 00:06:07,746 NO TAKE-BACKS. 146 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:08,851 - NAH, IT'S COOL. 147 00:06:08,954 --> 00:06:10,197 I JUST CAME OVER TO USE THE BATHROOM. 148 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,268 - STAMPS, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR NEW PLACE, 149 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,926 BUT I BET IT HAS A BATHROOM. 150 00:06:15,029 --> 00:06:16,824 - LOOK, MAN, KIM IS TOO TIDY. 151 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:18,032 I'M NOT COMFORTABLE THERE, 152 00:06:18,136 --> 00:06:19,517 AND I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA MESS THINGS UP. 153 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:22,278 ALSO, SHE'S APPARENTLY OKAY WITH ME PEEING IN FRONT OF HER, 154 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,935 BUT I AM NOT. 155 00:06:24,038 --> 00:06:25,730 - LOOK, MAN, I GET THAT. 156 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:26,558 I DIDN'T PEE IN FRONT OF LOLLI 157 00:06:26,662 --> 00:06:29,181 TILL OUR THIRD ANNIVERSARY. 158 00:06:29,285 --> 00:06:29,975 [chuckles] YEAH. 159 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:34,117 I GAVE HER THAT AND ROSES. 160 00:06:34,221 --> 00:06:36,534 BUT, STAMPS, YOU CAN'T COME OVER HERE EVERY TIME YOU GOT TO GO. 161 00:06:36,637 --> 00:06:37,638 - I KNEW I SHOULD'VE JUST BOUGHT SOMETHING 162 00:06:37,742 --> 00:06:39,537 AT THE MINI-MART AND USED THEIR BATHROOM. 163 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,608 I GOT OA GO, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME. 164 00:06:41,711 --> 00:06:42,885 - LOOK, YOU COME BACK OVER HERE TOMORROW, 165 00:06:42,988 --> 00:06:44,714 YOU BUYING SOMETHING. 166 00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:48,718 - BOYCE, I KNOW THEY GOT TO PLUG IN THIS MOTOR HOME, 167 00:06:48,822 --> 00:06:50,824 BUT IF I BREAK A HEEL ON MY RED BOTTOMS, 168 00:06:50,927 --> 00:06:54,414 PAUL'S GONNA NEED A BUTT TO GO WITH THAT NEW KIDNEY. 169 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:58,418 - CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NERVE OF THESE TWO? 170 00:06:58,521 --> 00:06:59,971 SHOWING UP HERE EXPECTING ME 171 00:07:00,074 --> 00:07:02,076 TO FORK OVER A VITAL ORGAN. 172 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:04,044 - WIDE-EYED GIANT-- HE DON'T EVEN LOOK SICK. 173 00:07:04,147 --> 00:07:06,184 - I KNOW. 174 00:07:06,287 --> 00:07:07,737 HE LOOKS SURPRISED, BUT HE DON'T LOOK SICK. 175 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:13,709 - THEN WHY DO THEY WANT YOUR KIDNEY, BOYCE? 176 00:07:13,812 --> 00:07:15,055 - KNOWING THOSE TWO FREAKS, 177 00:07:15,158 --> 00:07:17,367 THEY'RE PROBABLY BUILDING THEIR OWN PERSON, 178 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:20,474 AND THIS JUST THE LAST LITTLE PIECE THEY NEED. 179 00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:22,994 - WELL, WHATEVER THEY'RE UP TO, 180 00:07:23,097 --> 00:07:25,514 I BET YOU THEY'RE OUT THERE IN THAT R.V. RIGHT NOW 181 00:07:25,617 --> 00:07:27,619 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GUILT US 182 00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:29,897 INTO GIVING IT TO THEM. - EXACTLY. 183 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:30,967 THAT'S HOW YOUR MOTHER ENDED UP 184 00:07:31,071 --> 00:07:33,383 STAYING HERE THAT ONE SUMMER-- 185 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,109 AND IT WAS SUCH A GREAT TIME. 186 00:07:35,213 --> 00:07:37,387 DIDN'T WE ALL-- 187 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:40,011 - HI. HI. WHAT'S FOR LUNCH? 188 00:07:40,114 --> 00:07:41,668 OH, THIS LOOKS GOOD. - WHA-- 189 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:45,085 ROBYN, YOU DON'T WANT TO WAIT FOR PAUL? 190 00:07:45,188 --> 00:07:46,120 - OH, HE'S MOVING SO SLOWLY LATELY. 191 00:07:46,224 --> 00:07:47,777 HE'S FINE WITH US EATING WITHOUT HIM. 192 00:07:47,881 --> 00:07:49,296 LIKE I'LL BE DOING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE 193 00:07:49,399 --> 00:07:53,265 IF HE DON'T GET THAT KIDNEY. 194 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,752 - [inhales sharply, sighs] 195 00:07:56,855 --> 00:07:58,650 ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY? 196 00:07:58,754 --> 00:08:00,928 SAD, YOU DON'T REALLY NOTICE 197 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:02,274 THE GLORY OF GOD'S GOODNESS 198 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:05,208 UNTIL IT'S ALMOST TOO LATE. 199 00:08:05,312 --> 00:08:06,451 THE FEEL OF THE SUN ON YOUR SKIN, 200 00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:08,557 THE SMELL OF FRESHLY CUT GRASS-- 201 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:10,144 ALL THOSE THINGS SO BEAUTIFUL, SO PRECIOUS, 202 00:08:10,248 --> 00:08:11,974 AND YET SO FULL OF-- 203 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:15,080 - BALONEY? 204 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:22,156 - [grunts] 205 00:08:23,192 --> 00:08:24,814 [groans] 206 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,747 HONEY, IT'S HAPPENING. 207 00:08:26,851 --> 00:08:28,197 - OH. - JUST LIKE THEY TOLD US. 208 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,474 - COME ON, MAN. 209 00:08:29,578 --> 00:08:31,096 - YOUR DOCTOR TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T SQUEEZE MUSTARD 210 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,098 ON COLD CUTS? 211 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:35,100 - HAND STRENGTH IS THE FIRST THING TO GO. 212 00:08:35,204 --> 00:08:37,862 HE CAN'T EVEN PRETEND-CHOKE ME LIKE HE USED TO. 213 00:08:37,965 --> 00:08:41,486 - ROBYN, WOULD YOU MIND DRAGGING IN MY DIALYSIS MACHINE? 214 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:44,144 - OKAY, SO NOW YOU'RE TELLING US YOU'RE ON DIALYSIS? 215 00:08:44,247 --> 00:08:46,802 - I CALL IT "MAMA" BECAUSE IT GIVES ME LIFE. 216 00:08:49,218 --> 00:08:50,564 GO GRAB IT. 217 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:52,428 - CAN I FINISH EATING FIRST? 218 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,155 - MY BLOOD IS FILLING UP WITH TOXINS AS WE SPEAK, 219 00:08:55,258 --> 00:08:58,020 BUT, PLEASE, FINISH YOUR MACARONI SALAD. 220 00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,815 - CAN'T YOU GO FIVE MINUTES 221 00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:01,748 WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT YOUR DIRTY BLOOD? 222 00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:04,336 WE WERE TRYING TO EAT! 223 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,648 - YOU WON'T HAVE TO HEAR IT 224 00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:08,582 WHEN MY BODY EXPLODES IN A TSUNAMI OF CLOUDY URINE, 225 00:09:08,686 --> 00:09:10,515 LEAVING ME LIFELESS ON THE FLOOR! 226 00:09:10,619 --> 00:09:12,931 - PROMISES, PROMISES! 227 00:09:13,035 --> 00:09:13,967 - LORD, PLEASE, TAKE ME! 228 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:16,659 - PLEASE TAKE HIM! PLEASE TAKE HIM! 229 00:09:16,763 --> 00:09:18,178 - DID YOU SEE THAT? 230 00:09:18,281 --> 00:09:19,282 HE'S GOT A MACHINE. 231 00:09:19,386 --> 00:09:22,423 YOU THINK PAUL REALLY IS SICK? 232 00:09:22,527 --> 00:09:23,563 - I DON'T KNOW, BABY. 233 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:24,874 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A DOCTOR. 234 00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:29,051 I JUST PLAY ONE IN OUR BEDROOM. 235 00:09:29,154 --> 00:09:31,294 LOOK, I'M GONNA GO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS, ALL RIGHT? 236 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:33,503 - ALL RIGHT, BUT, BOYCE, 237 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:34,435 THIS COULD BE A DELICATE TIME FOR THEM, 238 00:09:34,539 --> 00:09:37,438 SO GO EASY. - JUST PLUG IT IN! 239 00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:40,027 - I'M PLUGGING IT IN! 240 00:09:40,131 --> 00:09:42,927 I GET SO TIRED OF WAITING ON HIM. 241 00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:44,791 I NEED SOME ME TIME. 242 00:09:44,894 --> 00:09:46,033 LOLLI, WILL YOU COME OUT TO THE R.V. 243 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:47,828 AND SIT WITH ME WHILE I GIVE MYSELF A BIKINI WAX? 244 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,763 IT'S LOOKING LIKE THE CAST OF DUCK DYNASTYDOWN THERE. 245 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:59,633 - PAUL, YOU OKAY THERE? 246 00:09:59,737 --> 00:10:00,116 - IT'S MY BACK. 247 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:03,913 MY BACK. 248 00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:05,535 SLEEPING IN THE MOTOR HOME 249 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,641 ISN'T THE LUXURY SNOOZE YOU'D THINK. 250 00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:08,711 SURE WOULD BE NICE 251 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:12,577 TO STRETCH OUT IN A COZY CALIFORNIA KING 252 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:15,684 AND REST MY AILING BONES. 253 00:10:15,787 --> 00:10:18,307 - I HEAR YOU, MAN, BUT HERE'S THE THING. 254 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,860 LOOK, I HAVE A RULE 255 00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:21,448 ABOUT SHARING MY BED 256 00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:22,622 WITH ANYBODY I'M NOT MARRIED WITH. 257 00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:25,452 ACTUALLY, IT'S GOD'S RULE AND LOLLI'S, 258 00:10:25,555 --> 00:10:26,798 BUT I'M DOWN WITH IT EITHER WAY. 259 00:10:26,902 --> 00:10:30,353 - NO WORRIES. 260 00:10:30,457 --> 00:10:34,564 YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING-- I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD. 261 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:35,635 - HEY, MAN, ABOUT THAT-- 262 00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:37,878 HOW LONG CAN SOMEONE LIVE ON DIALYSIS? 263 00:10:37,982 --> 00:10:40,916 - WELL, I HEARD OF A WOMAN WHO WAS ON IT FOR 40 YEARS. 264 00:10:41,019 --> 00:10:44,298 - 40 YEARS? I NEED TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE. 265 00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:46,266 - WELL, THEN THERE'S MY DAD, WHO WAS ONLY ON IT 266 00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:47,854 FOR SIX MONTHS. - REALLY? 267 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:48,820 TILL HE GOT A KIDNEY? 268 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:51,478 - NO. TILL HE DIED. 269 00:10:51,581 --> 00:10:52,962 - DIED? LIKE, DEAD? 270 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:54,964 YOUR DAD DIED? 271 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:57,518 Y-Y-YOUR DAD DIED DEAD? 272 00:10:57,622 --> 00:11:01,833 HEY, PAUL, TAKE OUR BED, ALL RIGHT? 273 00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:03,041 MY SLEEP NUMBER'S SIX, 274 00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:06,804 BUT YOU CAN CHANGE IT TO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO. 275 00:11:06,907 --> 00:11:08,115 LOLLI! - BOYCE. 276 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:09,703 - LOLLI, LISTEN, 277 00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:12,223 I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PAUL'S DAD DIED 278 00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:14,570 AFTER ONLY BEING ON DIALYSIS FOR SIX MONTHS. 279 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,467 - THAT EXPLAINS THESE. 280 00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:18,747 THEY'RE SHOPPING FOR CASKETS. 281 00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:20,749 OOH, THAT MAN IS REALLY SICK. 282 00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:22,647 - HE REALLY COULDN'T SQUEEZE THE MUSTARD. 283 00:11:22,751 --> 00:11:25,650 - WHY? 284 00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:26,651 WHY, LORD? 285 00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:28,688 DO YOU NOT HAVE ENOUGH ANGELS 286 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:30,620 IN HEAVEN THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE THESE 287 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,588 THAT ARE HERE ON EARTH? 288 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,316 - WE TALKING ABOUT PAUL NOW, BABY, 289 00:11:36,419 --> 00:11:39,319 NOT DENZEL WASHINGTON. 290 00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:41,079 - BOYCE, THIS IS SAD ENOUGH. 291 00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:44,289 DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT GOD TAKING DENZEL. 292 00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:47,292 - OKAY. BABE, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE IT'D BE SOMEBODY ELSE 293 00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:48,846 OUT THERE THAT CAN HELP HIM. 294 00:11:48,949 --> 00:11:49,916 WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME? 295 00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:52,297 - WELL, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE YOU, BOYCE. 296 00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:56,025 BUT IF YOU COULD'VE SAVED HIM AND YOU DIDN'T, 297 00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:59,408 WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH THAT? 298 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:00,133 - I MEAN... 299 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:03,343 IT'S PAUL, BABE. 300 00:12:03,446 --> 00:12:05,655 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 301 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,518 ON ONE HAND, PAUL LIVING. 302 00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:10,074 ON THE OTHER HAND, PAUL DEAD. 303 00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:11,489 BUT HOW FAR 304 00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:15,942 SHOULD WE GO TO HELP OUR FELLOW MAN? 305 00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:18,013 NOW, IF YOU HAD TWO LOAVES OF BREAD 306 00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:21,257 AND CAME UPON A HUNGRY MAN, 307 00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:24,605 WOULD YOU SHOW COMPASSION AND GIVE HIM ONE? 308 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:25,606 - THAT'S RIGHT. - AMEN. 309 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:26,642 - PREACH. 310 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,677 - IF YOU HAD TWO CARS, 311 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:32,234 WOULD YOU LET YOUR NEIGHBOR USE ONE 312 00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,477 SO THAT HE OR SHE 313 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:37,480 MIGHT GO TO WORK AND EARN A LIVING 314 00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:38,619 BY THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW? 315 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:40,932 all: YES. 316 00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:43,003 - AND IF YOU HAD TWO KIDNEYS, 317 00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:45,212 WOULD YOU GIVE ONE TO AN ANNOYING ACQUAINTANCE 318 00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:47,456 BECAUSE HE NEEDS IT? 319 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,045 all: I DON'T KNOW. 320 00:12:50,148 --> 00:12:51,701 - YOU PREACHING TO THE CHOIR NOW. 321 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:56,637 YOU SEE, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, IT'S A REAL DILEMMA. 322 00:12:56,741 --> 00:13:00,089 AND IF ONLY GOD WOULD GIVE US A SIGN... 323 00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:01,539 [thud] 324 00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:03,472 YOU KNOW, SOME SMALL INDICATION 325 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:07,027 OF THE RIGHTEOUS THING TO DO. 326 00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:09,650 [thud] 327 00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,687 YOU KNOW, IF HE WOULD ENLIGHTEN US 328 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,173 WITH JUST THE TINIEST, LITTLE HEADS-UP OF WHAT-- 329 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:18,521 [thumping on glass] 330 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,558 OH, THAT'S A-- 331 00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:22,422 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAD ASKED GOD FOR A SIGN 332 00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:24,562 FOR SOMETHING ELSE YESTERDAY, 333 00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:26,771 AND THAT'S WHAT THAT IS. 334 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:29,049 HE'S LATE, AND, UH... 335 00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,327 - BABE, WHAT'S ALL THIS? 336 00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:33,191 - BOYCE, THERE IS A SICK MAN UPSTAIRS, 337 00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:34,710 AND I'M DOING WHAT I CAN TO KEEP HIM HEALTHY. 338 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,608 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A KALE, GOJI-BERRY, 339 00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:38,783 RED-PEPPER, OLIVE-OIL SMOOTHIE. 340 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,923 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE REAL GOOD FOR YOUR KIDNEYS. 341 00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:44,202 - SO WHAT'S THE YELLOW ONE? - OH, THIS A MARGARITA FOR ME. 342 00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:46,895 PAUL AND ROBYN ON MY LAST NERVE. 343 00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:49,863 - WELL, I'M ABOUT TO BE ON MY LAST KIDNEY 344 00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:52,762 BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE PAUL MY OTHER ONE. 345 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,316 - BOYCE... 346 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:57,181 ARE YOU SURE? THAT-- 347 00:13:57,284 --> 00:14:00,736 BABE, THAT IS SUCH A BIG DECISION. 348 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,841 - I KNOW, I KNOW, BABE. 349 00:14:01,944 --> 00:14:02,876 AND I'VE GIVEN IT A LOT OF THOUGHT. 350 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:05,223 AND AS A PASTOR, I HAVE A GREATER DUTY 351 00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:07,156 TO MY FELLOW MAN, 352 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:10,746 EVEN IF THAT FELLOW MAN IS PAUL. 353 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,612 - BABY, IT'S THE MOST AMAZING, 354 00:14:14,715 --> 00:14:17,235 BRAVE, AND SELFLESS THING I EVER HEARD. 355 00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:21,032 COME--COME HERE. 356 00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:24,035 - YEAH, AND REMEMBER, I-I FOLDED ALL THE SHEETS 357 00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:25,588 IN THE PERFECT LITTLE ARROWS. 358 00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:28,419 YOU KNOW? OKAY, YEAH. 359 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,082 - FOR THE BREAD. 360 00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:37,980 - DON'T. 361 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,432 - [screams] 362 00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:42,778 - WHOA! WHAT IS GOING ON? 363 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,851 - STAMPS, THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 364 00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:51,131 - IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BALD WITH A WHITE MUSTACHE. 365 00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:54,790 - OKAY, IT IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 366 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,348 I'VE BEEN USING LOLLI'S BATHROOM 367 00:15:01,452 --> 00:15:02,832 TO GET READY FOR WORK. 368 00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:09,149 I JUST WASN'T COMFORTABLE WITH HAVING YOU SEE 369 00:15:09,253 --> 00:15:11,289 WHAT GOES INTO MAKING ME LOOK GOOD. 370 00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:14,154 - LOOK, KIM, I GOT SOMETHING TO CONFESS TOO. 371 00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:15,915 I'VE BEEN COMING OVER HERE TO PEE. 372 00:15:16,018 --> 00:15:20,367 YEAH, I'M NOT COMFORTABLE DOING THAT IN FRONT OF YOU. 373 00:15:20,471 --> 00:15:22,576 I MEAN, YOU'RE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT-- 374 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,923 - PERFECT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 375 00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:27,271 STAMPS, THIS IS MY COSMETICS BAG-- 376 00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,273 THE PORTABLE VERSION. 377 00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:33,311 AND MY BATHROOM--IT HAS NEVER BEEN THAT NEAT, EVER. 378 00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:36,383 I JUST WANTED YOU TO THINK I WAS PERFECT. 379 00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:37,798 AND NOW YOU KNOW I'M NOT. 380 00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:39,835 - YEAH, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED. 381 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:46,773 [sighs] LOOK, IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP, 382 00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,188 WE NEED TO GET COMFORTABLE 383 00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:50,259 SHARING ALL THE GROSS THINGS WE USED TO HIDE. 384 00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:51,743 SO, FROM NOW ON, 385 00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:53,745 I'M GONNA DO MY BUSINESS IN FRONT OF YOU. 386 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:57,301 - OKAY, AND I'LL JUST LET MY MUSTACHE GROW. 387 00:15:57,404 --> 00:16:00,649 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SLOW DOWN, COLONEL. 388 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,341 - OH. SORRY. - SORRY. 389 00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:05,378 - ALL RIGHT. 390 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:06,966 KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO. 391 00:16:07,069 --> 00:16:11,039 - I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM. SEE YOU GUYS IN A MINUTE. 392 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:14,042 - HEY, Y'ALL, BY THE WAY, 393 00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:15,940 WHAT IS WITH THE ELECTROLYSIS MACHINE? 394 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:18,770 - YOU MEAN DIALYSIS MACHINE. 395 00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:20,772 WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU? 396 00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:22,257 - THE KIND THAT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE 397 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,363 BETWEEN A DEVICE THAT REMOVES TOXINS FROM YOUR BLOOD 398 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:29,471 AND A HAIR REMOVER THAT'S BOLTED ON A UPSIDE-DOWN TRASH CAN. 399 00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:30,575 - WHAT? 400 00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:31,162 - [tapping] 401 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:34,372 OH...MY GOD. 402 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,239 - OH, BOYCE, LOLLI, COME IN. COME IN. 403 00:16:39,343 --> 00:16:41,000 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 404 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:41,621 YOU TWO, OUT OF THE BED. - WHAT? 405 00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:42,587 - THE JIG IS UP! 406 00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:44,417 - WAIT. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MAN? 407 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,315 - YOU THINK WE DON'T RECOGNIZE 408 00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:49,491 A FAKE MACHINE ON TOP OF AN UPSIDE-DOWN TRASH CAN, 409 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:52,045 AFTER MY SISTER TOLD US? 410 00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:54,737 - OKAY, OKAY. I SEE THE CONFUSION HERE. 411 00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:55,773 WHEN I SAID I NEEDED A KIDNEY, 412 00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:58,327 YOU THOUGHT I NEEDED A KIDNEY NOW. 413 00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:01,296 WELL, I DON'T NEED IT, LIKE, NOWNOW. 414 00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:02,538 - OOH! - I KNEW IT. 415 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:05,196 THIS WHOLE THING WAS A SCAM, A SHAM, A FLIMFLAM. 416 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,957 Y'ALL LIED TO ME. 417 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:08,958 I THOUGHT WE WERE FAMILY. 418 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:12,031 both: WE'RE NOT RELATED TO Y'ALL. 419 00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:16,414 - Y'ALL, HERE'S THE REAL DEAL. 420 00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:17,622 I JUST TURNED 40. 421 00:17:17,726 --> 00:17:20,142 THAT WAS THE SAME AGE MY DAD WAS WHEN HE DIED. 422 00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:21,764 IT GOT ME THINKING ABOUT MY OWN MORTALITY, 423 00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,007 AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, BOYCE-- 424 00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:24,733 IT REALLY SCARED ME. 425 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:25,768 - ALL RIGHT, PAUL. 426 00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:28,840 I MEAN, I GUESS IT'S HARD ON YOU. 427 00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:30,635 - I MEAN, THAT'S WHY I DID ALL OF THIS. 428 00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:32,430 I HAD TO CONVINCE YOU 429 00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:34,122 SO I COULD LOCK DOWN A KIDNEY 430 00:17:34,225 --> 00:17:36,400 FOR WHEN MINE FINALLY CRAP OUT. 431 00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:39,127 - CAN'T YOU GET ON A LIST OR SOMETHING, PAUL? 432 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,301 - THE WAITING LIST IS RIDICULOUS. 433 00:17:41,405 --> 00:17:43,234 AND THE CAMBODIAN KIDNEYS YOU SEE ONLINE-- 434 00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:45,788 THEY'RE A RIP-OFF. 435 00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:48,584 - WE OPENED A BOX, AND IT WAS ROASTED DUCK. 436 00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:51,863 DELICIOUS, BUT NOT WHAT WE PAID FOR. 437 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,520 - SO Y'ALL TRIED TO GET A KIDNEY ONLINE, HMM? 438 00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:57,524 SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE DOING ALL THE RIGHT THINGS. 439 00:17:57,628 --> 00:18:00,907 - PAUL, WHAT DID YOUR DOCTOR SAY? 440 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:03,012 - WELL, MY "DOCTOR" SAYS I'M HIGH RISK. 441 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:06,292 AND MY "TESTS" SAY IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME-- 442 00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:07,603 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHY DO YOU KEEP USING AIR QUOTES 443 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:11,020 WHEN YOU SAY "DOCTOR" AND "TESTS"? 444 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,539 - WELL, I ASSUME HE'S A DOCTOR. 445 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:14,852 HE'S ON THE INTERNET. 446 00:18:14,955 --> 00:18:18,373 - HIS DOCTOR ON THE DAMN INTERNET. 447 00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:22,101 - ACTUALLY, HE'S THE CHIEF OF STAFF OF MEXIDOC.COM. 448 00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:24,275 AT LEAST I THINK THAT'S WHAT HE IS. 449 00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:28,486 MY HIGH-SCHOOL SPANISH IS NO AGUA. 450 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:29,556 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 451 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:30,247 I-I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BEAT YOU 452 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,594 OR TO LAUGH AT YOU 453 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:35,493 OR TO LAUGH AT YOU WHILE I BEAT YOU. 454 00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:36,770 LOOK, PAUL, 455 00:18:36,874 --> 00:18:39,152 YOU CAN'T DIAGNOSE YOURSELF ON THE INTERNET. 456 00:18:39,256 --> 00:18:40,498 YOU HAVE TO SEE A REAL DOCTOR. 457 00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:41,568 - RIGHT. 458 00:18:41,672 --> 00:18:42,914 - WELL, WHAT IF HE SEES THE DOCTOR 459 00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:44,261 AND FINDS OUT THAT HE IS REALLY SICK? 460 00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:45,814 - WELL, GUYS, LOOK, 461 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,988 IF THE DAY COMES THAT YOU REALLY NEED A KIDNEY 462 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:51,371 AND I'M IN A GOOD MOOD AND IT'S SUNNY OUTSIDE 463 00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:54,995 AND Y'ALL CAN FIND ME... 464 00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:56,652 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY 465 00:18:56,756 --> 00:18:58,413 OF ME GIVING YOU ONE OF MINE. 466 00:18:58,516 --> 00:18:59,552 - SHUT UP! 467 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,106 SHUT UP! 468 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:04,798 THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR, BOYCE. 469 00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:06,593 I'M COMING IN FOR A HUG... 470 00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:10,459 LOW AND FAST. [imitates buzzing] 471 00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:12,289 - AH! 472 00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:13,359 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 473 00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:16,534 PAUL, YOU'RE HURTING OUR KIDNEY. - OKAY. 474 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,366 - PAUL, THIS IS MY OLD DOCTOR IN VEGAS. 475 00:19:20,469 --> 00:19:21,677 HE'S A REAL PRO. 476 00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:24,680 AND HIS WAITING ROOM'S GOT THE LOOSEST SLOTS IN TOWN. 477 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:26,475 - HERE IS A CRAZY IDEA. 478 00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:28,926 HOW ABOUT THE NEXT TIME YOU ALL ARE COMING THIS WAY, 479 00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:30,893 GIVE US A HEADS-UP, JUST A TEXT 480 00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:32,585 WHEN YOU'RE SOMEWHERE NEAR KANSAS? 481 00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:36,140 - WELL, LET'S HIT THE ROAD. - OKAY. 482 00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:37,900 - OKAY, PAUL, I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER TO STAY POSITIVE, OKAY? 483 00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:40,765 AND JUST BECAUSE YOUR DAD DIED OF KIDNEY DISEASE 484 00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:44,044 THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NECESSARILY GOING TO. 485 00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:48,083 - MY DADDY DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE OF HIS KIDNEY DISEASE. 486 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,119 HE DROWNED. 487 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,120 - DROWNED? 488 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,639 - MM-HMM. IN A KIDNEY-SHAPED POOL. 489 00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:54,193 HOW FREAKY IS THAT? 490 00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:56,574 - GET OUT! 491 00:19:56,678 --> 00:20:00,785 - HELP ME MOVE THE COUCH OVER HERE. 492 00:20:02,684 --> 00:20:05,583 [soul music] 493 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:12,901 ♪ 494 00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:24,533 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 495 00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:25,845 - ♪ AH 35205

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