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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,519 --> 00:00:03,520 [thunder] [woman on TV screams] 2 00:00:03,555 --> 00:00:06,006 - AAH! - OKAY, BABE, COME ON, NOW. 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,490 YOU ALREADY GOT A FRENCH NAIL IN MY ARM 4 00:00:07,524 --> 00:00:08,767 FROM THE OPENING SCENE. 5 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,527 - I'M SORRY, BABY. 6 00:00:10,562 --> 00:00:12,736 IT'S JUST THAT THESE TRUCK STOP KILLERMOVIES 7 00:00:12,771 --> 00:00:14,255 SCARE THE PANTS OFF ME. 8 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:16,671 - REALLY? 9 00:00:16,706 --> 00:00:18,501 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 10 00:00:18,535 --> 00:00:20,813 - I'M JUST TRYING TO SEE HOW SCARED YOU ARE. 11 00:00:20,848 --> 00:00:22,401 [phone beeps] 12 00:00:22,436 --> 00:00:24,852 OH, WHD THIS BE? 13 00:00:24,886 --> 00:00:25,887 [phone chimes] 14 00:00:25,922 --> 00:00:29,236 - OH, MY PHONE TOO. 15 00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:30,582 - OH, NO. 16 00:00:30,616 --> 00:00:33,619 OH, THIS CAN'T BE TRUE. IT SAYS, "WE'RE COMING." 17 00:00:33,654 --> 00:00:36,967 - BOYCE, THAT'S WHAT MY PHONE SAYS TOO. 18 00:00:37,002 --> 00:00:39,349 THEY'RE COMING! - OH, NO, NO! LOCK THE DOOR! 19 00:00:39,384 --> 00:00:41,524 DID WE LOCK ALL THE DOORS? - I CAN'T REMEMBER! 20 00:00:41,558 --> 00:00:42,904 - RED ALERT! 21 00:00:42,939 --> 00:00:44,147 [thunder] - BOYCE... 22 00:00:44,182 --> 00:00:45,907 BE CAREFUL. 23 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:47,254 - OKAY, THE BACK DOOR'S LOCKED. 24 00:00:47,288 --> 00:00:49,049 [both scream] 25 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,016 - WHO IS THAT? 26 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,777 - I DON'T KNOW. 27 00:00:53,812 --> 00:00:54,985 THE FRONT DOOR! GO TO THE FRONT DOOR! 28 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:58,679 GO! GO! G-G-G-G-GO. 29 00:00:58,713 --> 00:00:59,956 ALL RIGHT. 30 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:02,441 ALL RIGHT. WE'RE OKAY, BABY. 31 00:01:02,476 --> 00:01:04,236 WE'RE GONNA BE SAFE. - ARE YOU SURE? 32 00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:05,237 [phone beeps] 33 00:01:05,272 --> 00:01:06,307 - OH. - [gasps] 34 00:01:06,342 --> 00:01:10,863 - OH, I KNOW IT, I KNOW IT. 35 00:01:10,898 --> 00:01:14,591 LOLLI, THE TEXTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! 36 00:01:14,626 --> 00:01:16,421 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 37 00:01:16,455 --> 00:01:18,906 - BECAUSE IT SAYS, "WE'RE INSIDE THE HOUSE!" 38 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:19,907 - SAY WHAT NOW? 39 00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:21,805 - HEY, BESTIES! - WE'RE HERE! 40 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,807 [both laugh] 41 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:26,327 - AAH! - AAH! 42 00:01:26,362 --> 00:01:29,330 [soul music] 43 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:36,441 ♪ 44 00:01:36,475 --> 00:01:38,615 - ♪ HEY 45 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:42,378 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 46 00:01:42,412 --> 00:01:44,552 - [laughs] IT'S PAUL AND ROBYN, 47 00:01:44,587 --> 00:01:46,899 YOUR OLD NEIGHBORS FROM VEGAS! 48 00:01:46,934 --> 00:01:48,073 - WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 49 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,800 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT EVERY TIME. 50 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:52,560 HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? 51 00:01:52,595 --> 00:01:56,288 - I LEARNED HOW TO PICK LOCKS ON YOUTUBE. 52 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:58,704 - WHAT--WHAT BRINGS YOU ALL HERE? 53 00:01:58,739 --> 00:02:02,225 - THE HIGHWAY MASTER 6000 LAND YACHT. 54 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:06,954 300 SQUARE FEET OF RECREATIONAL VEHICLE LUXURY. 55 00:02:06,988 --> 00:02:09,059 - WHICH BREAKS DOWN EVERY 1/4 MILE. 56 00:02:09,094 --> 00:02:13,167 IT TOOK US 13 DAYS TO GET HERE FROM VEGAS. 57 00:02:13,202 --> 00:02:14,548 - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAD TO STOP AND TAKE A PICTURE 58 00:02:14,582 --> 00:02:16,619 OF EVERY FREAKIN' PRAIRIE DOG WE SAW. 59 00:02:16,653 --> 00:02:18,241 - YOU SAID THAT THE PRAIRIE DOGS WERE-- 60 00:02:18,276 --> 00:02:19,277 - WELL, THE PRAIRIE DOGS ARE-- 61 00:02:19,311 --> 00:02:20,381 - PRAIRIE DOGS ARE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES. 62 00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:23,039 - YOU'RE WEIRD. YOU ARE A WEIRD WOMAN. 63 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:26,284 [overlapping arguing] 64 00:02:26,318 --> 00:02:28,078 WILL YOU STOP IT? STOP IT! 65 00:02:28,113 --> 00:02:29,701 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS RIGHT NOW? 66 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:32,082 - YO, YO, YO, YO! EXCUSE ME! 67 00:02:32,117 --> 00:02:33,291 ANYBODY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS? 68 00:02:33,325 --> 00:02:37,847 - BOYCE, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ASIANS? 69 00:02:37,881 --> 00:02:39,780 - WE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ANYBODY 70 00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:42,472 DRAGGING A CORD THROUGH OUR LIVING ROOM! 71 00:02:42,507 --> 00:02:44,129 - OH, HE'S JUST PLUGGING IN THE R.V. 72 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,062 OR HE CAN SNEAK OVER AND TAP INTO THE NEIGHBORS'. 73 00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:48,478 HE'S LIKE A NINJA. 74 00:02:48,513 --> 00:02:50,377 - WHO IS HE? 75 00:02:50,411 --> 00:02:53,656 - OH, THAT'S OUR FOSTER CHILD. HIS NAME IS CHUNG. 76 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:56,590 CHA-CHING! 77 00:02:56,624 --> 00:02:57,694 - THAT'S NOT HIS LAST NAME. 78 00:02:57,729 --> 00:02:58,695 THE STATE PAYS US TO TAKE CARE OF HIM. 79 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:01,422 both: CHA-CHING! 80 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:03,010 - BABY, LET'S GO GET OUR BAGS. 81 00:03:03,044 --> 00:03:05,702 AND DON'T FORGET THE LONG ROBES. 82 00:03:05,737 --> 00:03:07,428 THE SHORT ONES MAKE PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 83 00:03:07,463 --> 00:03:09,258 ASK CHUNG. 84 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:12,744 - MISS US WHILE WE'RE GONE. 85 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:14,815 - BOYCE, WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? 86 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:16,886 THEY NEVER SHOW UP UNLESS THEY WANT SOMETHING. 87 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:20,786 WHAT DO THEY WANT, BOYCE? WHAT DO THEY WANT? 88 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:22,788 - I DON'T KNOW, BABE, BUT WHATEVER IT IS, 89 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:24,342 WE'RE GONNA SAY NO. 90 00:03:24,376 --> 00:03:26,551 - NO! 91 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:27,724 I WAS JUST PRACTICING. 92 00:03:27,759 --> 00:03:29,623 - OH! THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD. 93 00:03:29,657 --> 00:03:30,762 LISTEN, WE JUST GOTTA STICK TOGETHER. 94 00:03:30,796 --> 00:03:31,935 - OKAY. 95 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,420 - AS LONG AS THEY DON'T SEPARATE US, 96 00:03:33,454 --> 00:03:35,284 WE ARE INVINCIBLE. 97 00:03:35,318 --> 00:03:36,595 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 98 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:40,530 [laughs] 99 00:03:40,565 --> 00:03:42,325 I WAS JUST CHATTING WITH SOME OF YOUR NEIGHBORS. 100 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,604 THEY SURE ARE INTERESTED IN HOW LONG WE'RE STAYING. 101 00:03:45,639 --> 00:03:47,813 - BET YOU'RE DYING TO KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE. 102 00:03:47,848 --> 00:03:50,782 - NO! 103 00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:52,404 - SHE MEANT, "YES." 104 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:54,406 - WE'RE MOVING HERE TO ST. LOUIS! 105 00:03:54,441 --> 00:03:56,684 - NO! 106 00:03:56,719 --> 00:03:59,515 - HE MEANT, "WHY?" 107 00:03:59,549 --> 00:04:01,379 - NOW THAT WE HAVE A KID, WE REALIZE THE IMPORTANCE 108 00:04:01,413 --> 00:04:03,726 OF RAISING HIM NEAR FAMILY. 109 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,729 - OH, YOU--YOU--YOU HAVE FAMILY IN ST. LOUIS? 110 00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:08,144 [Paul and Robyn laugh] 111 00:04:08,178 --> 00:04:10,664 - SHUT UP! 112 00:04:10,698 --> 00:04:12,113 WE MEAN YOU TWO! 113 00:04:12,148 --> 00:04:13,908 YOU'RE OUR FAMILY! 114 00:04:13,943 --> 00:04:15,427 - YOU'RE ALL WE GOT. - OH. 115 00:04:15,462 --> 00:04:17,257 - CAN I CHITCHAT WITH YOU IN THE KITCHEN FOR A SECOND? 116 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:19,362 - OKAY, WELL, NO, BECAUSE SEE--BOYCE! 117 00:04:19,397 --> 00:04:21,399 - LOLLI! LOLLI! LOLLI! - BOYCE! 118 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:23,228 - BE STRONG! 119 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,265 - OH, LET THE HENS HAVE THEIR HEN TALK, HUH? 120 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,749 [laughs] 121 00:04:26,783 --> 00:04:28,026 BOYCE, I KNOW IT LOOKS 122 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,648 LIKE ME AND ROBYN GOT IT MADE 123 00:04:29,683 --> 00:04:34,274 WITH THE R.V. AND THE ASIAN KID. 124 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:38,864 - SO THE R.V. CAME WITH THE ASIAN KID? 125 00:04:38,899 --> 00:04:40,728 'CAUSE I GOT A NEW LEXUS, 126 00:04:40,763 --> 00:04:44,111 AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET A REAL SPARE TIRE. 127 00:04:44,145 --> 00:04:46,389 - I KNOW--THE PROBLEM-- THE PROBLEM IS THAT, UH, 128 00:04:46,424 --> 00:04:48,840 I REALLY NEED A JOB, BOYCE. 129 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:52,050 I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING FOR ME AT THE CHURCH. 130 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:55,191 - BUT YOU WERE A GONDOLIER AT THE VENETIAN. 131 00:04:55,225 --> 00:04:56,986 I MEAN, LAST I CHECKED, 132 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,643 THE CHURCH HAD-- LET ME COUNT 'EM-- 133 00:04:58,677 --> 00:05:03,303 UM, ZERO CANALS. 134 00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:10,517 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 135 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:13,692 - [laughs] AW! THANK YOU, BOYCE. 136 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:16,385 I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE A LONG BATH. 137 00:05:16,419 --> 00:05:19,353 THE SHOWER IN THE R.V. DOESN'T WORK THE SAME 138 00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:21,769 SINCE ME AND ROBYN WERE PLAYING A LITTLE GAME-- 139 00:05:21,804 --> 00:05:23,392 - OKAY, THIRD DOOR ON THE RIGHT. 140 00:05:23,426 --> 00:05:25,773 - NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 141 00:05:25,808 --> 00:05:30,088 WE WERE HAVING SEX. - AAH! 142 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:33,816 WHERE'S ROBYN? 143 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:35,990 - SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN, MAKING HERSELF A SANDWICH. 144 00:05:36,025 --> 00:05:38,130 SHE SAID THE FRIDGE IN THE R.V. HAS BEEN BROKE DOWN, 145 00:05:38,165 --> 00:05:40,270 AND THEY'VE BEEN EATING BEANS SINCE DENVER. 146 00:05:40,305 --> 00:05:41,858 LISTEN, I GOT BAD NEWS, BOYCE. 147 00:05:41,893 --> 00:05:42,859 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 148 00:05:42,894 --> 00:05:44,274 WORSE THAN A GIANT GUY 149 00:05:44,309 --> 00:05:45,897 WHO AIN'T BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT BEANS 150 00:05:45,931 --> 00:05:48,520 IN MY BATHTUB? 151 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:51,316 - BOYCE, ROBYN TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME 152 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,974 TO HELP HER FIND A HOUSE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD, 153 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:55,596 AND I SAID, "NO!" 154 00:05:55,631 --> 00:05:59,117 AND IT CAME OUT "YES." 155 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,912 - TO BE HONEST, I HAD A NO-YES SWITCH TOO. 156 00:06:00,946 --> 00:06:02,016 - WHAT? - YEAH. 157 00:06:02,051 --> 00:06:04,156 PAUL ASKED ME FOR A JOB AT THE CHURCH. 158 00:06:04,191 --> 00:06:06,711 - BOYCE, HOW DO THEY DO THIS TO US? 159 00:06:06,745 --> 00:06:08,057 - I DON'T KNOW. THEY SEPARATED US, LOLLI. 160 00:06:08,091 --> 00:06:09,748 THEY PULLED US APART, AND THEN THEY USED 161 00:06:09,783 --> 00:06:13,200 SOME KIND OF MAGIC THEY BROUGHT FROM VEGAS. 162 00:06:13,234 --> 00:06:14,926 both: BLACK MAGIC. 163 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,962 [thunder] 164 00:06:19,344 --> 00:06:21,829 [people grunt in video game] 165 00:06:23,348 --> 00:06:24,901 - OH, MAN. 166 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:27,939 I KNEW DAD'S DAYS IN VIETNAM WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT US. 167 00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:30,735 - I'M PAUL AND ROBYN'S KID. 168 00:06:30,769 --> 00:06:32,288 YOU MUST BE "STAMPSTHEYARD." 169 00:06:32,322 --> 00:06:34,670 I BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE. - SAY WHAT? 170 00:06:34,704 --> 00:06:38,501 - I ALSO CHANGED YOUR GAMER NAME TO "STAMPSTHESUCKS." 171 00:06:38,536 --> 00:06:40,710 - HOW'D YOU ACCESS MY ACCOUNT? 172 00:06:40,745 --> 00:06:43,575 - SERIOUSLY? 173 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:44,714 - LOOK, NOBODY RIPS THE HEART OUT OF A HOOKER 174 00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:45,715 FASTER THAN ME. 175 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,476 MOVE OVER. 176 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:49,236 NEW GAME. - ALL RIGHT. 177 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:50,237 - FIGHT! 178 00:06:50,271 --> 00:06:51,341 [video game sound effect] 179 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:53,551 - YOU'RE DONE. I WIN. 180 00:06:55,863 --> 00:06:57,347 - WHAT HAPPENED? 181 00:06:57,382 --> 00:06:59,246 - OH, WELL, YOU SEE, WHEN YOUR FIGHTER'S HEAD FALLS OFF 182 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,592 AND THE VULTURES FLY AWAY WITH IT, 183 00:07:00,627 --> 00:07:02,007 THAT MEANS YOU'RE DEAD. 184 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:04,700 - I KNOW. ONE MORE. 185 00:07:04,734 --> 00:07:05,735 FIGHT! 186 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:06,736 [video game sound effect] 187 00:07:06,771 --> 00:07:08,704 - YOU'RE DEAD. 188 00:07:08,738 --> 00:07:10,119 - DAMN! 189 00:07:10,153 --> 00:07:11,810 ONE MORE. 190 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:12,846 FIGHT! 191 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:13,812 [video game sound effect] 192 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:15,918 - DEAD. 193 00:07:15,952 --> 00:07:18,955 THIS IS REALLY GETTING HARD TO WATCH. 194 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:20,681 - WHO ARE YOU, KID? 195 00:07:20,716 --> 00:07:24,340 - THEY CALL ME... CHUNG. 196 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,931 - WHERE'S PAUL AND ROBYN? IT'S ALMOST NOON. 197 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:30,484 - WELL, THEY COULDN'T BE TOO FAR. 198 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:33,487 THEIR HOUSE IS STILL PLUGGED IN. 199 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:39,044 - LISTEN, I GOT A REALLY GOOD IDEA. 200 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:40,425 I'M GONNA TAKE ROBYN HOUSE HUNTING, 201 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,737 AND WHILE SHE'S DISTRACTED 202 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:43,463 TAKING PICTURES OF THE ARCH, 203 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:46,258 I'M GONNA DRIVE HER OVER TO EAST ST. LOUIS. 204 00:07:46,293 --> 00:07:47,397 [snaps] 205 00:07:47,432 --> 00:07:48,398 - OH, INTO THAT NEIGHBORHOOD 206 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:50,262 WHERE THE GOVERNOR CRIED ON TV? 207 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:51,505 - MM-HMM. 208 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:53,093 THEY'RE FINALLY LETTING PEOPLE BACK IN THERE. 209 00:07:53,127 --> 00:07:54,439 - OH. 210 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,509 THAT'S PERFECT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 211 00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:56,786 I ACTUALLY THINK I HAVE 212 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:58,685 A GREAT CAREER OPPORTUNITY FOR PAUL 213 00:07:58,719 --> 00:07:59,893 DOWN AT THE CHURCH. 214 00:07:59,927 --> 00:08:01,135 I'M GONNA HAVE HIM CLEAN UP 215 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:04,035 THE BACKED-UP SEWAGE FROM DOWN IN THE BASEMENT. 216 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:06,624 - THERE'S A PLUMBING PROBLEM AT THE CHURCH? 217 00:08:06,658 --> 00:08:08,591 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, IF YOU DRAIN THE BAPTISMAL POOL 218 00:08:08,626 --> 00:08:10,938 AND FLUSH THE UPSTAIRS TOILET AT THE SAME TIME, 219 00:08:10,973 --> 00:08:13,078 NOT EVEN JESUS WOULD WALK ON THAT WATER. 220 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:17,669 - OH! YOU ARE EVIL! 221 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:18,912 BABY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL GOD 222 00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,120 WHEN YOU GET TO HEAVEN? 223 00:08:20,154 --> 00:08:22,018 - I'M GONNA TELL HIM THAT PAUL AND ROBYN 224 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:23,710 ARE THE REASON I'M HERE EARLY. 225 00:08:23,744 --> 00:08:26,575 - OOH! [laughs] 226 00:08:26,609 --> 00:08:29,474 - GOOD MORNING, NEIGHBORS. - HEY. 227 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,545 - THANKS FOR THE SHOWER CAP, LOLLI. 228 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:32,995 TOO MUCH STEAM, 229 00:08:33,029 --> 00:08:36,170 AND MY SCALP TURNS INTO A PLAYGROUND OF BLISTERS. 230 00:08:38,207 --> 00:08:40,830 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST KEEP IT? 231 00:08:40,865 --> 00:08:42,073 - SO WHERE'S CHUNG? 232 00:08:42,107 --> 00:08:44,765 - WHO'S THAT NOW? 233 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,180 - YOUR FOSTER SON. 234 00:08:46,215 --> 00:08:49,874 - OH, CHA-CHING. 235 00:08:49,908 --> 00:08:53,049 - COME ON, STAMPSTHESUCKS, LEARN TO DIE WITH HONOR. 236 00:08:53,084 --> 00:08:54,982 - ONE MORE! FIGHT! 237 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:55,949 [video game sound effect] 238 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:58,641 SON OF A-- 239 00:08:58,676 --> 00:09:01,748 - UH, CHUNG, SWEETIE, DID YOU SLEEP OKAY? 240 00:09:01,782 --> 00:09:03,646 - YES, MA'AM. THE R.V. WAS VERY COMFORTABLE. 241 00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:04,647 - MORE IMPORTANTLY, DID YOU REMEMBER 242 00:09:04,682 --> 00:09:06,131 TO TURN YOUR BED BACK INTO A TABLE 243 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:08,996 LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO? 244 00:09:09,031 --> 00:09:11,033 - WHOA, WHOA. 245 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,622 Y'ALL MADE HIM SLEEP OUTSIDE BY HIMSELF? 246 00:09:13,656 --> 00:09:15,831 - NO, NO, HE LIKES THE OUTDOORS. 247 00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:21,215 DESPITE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE, THEY ARE A TROPICAL PEOPLE. 248 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,527 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 249 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,047 THAT CONCLUDES TODAY'S SENSITIVITY TRAINING. 250 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:26,427 ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROLL. 251 00:09:26,462 --> 00:09:28,119 COME ON, PAUL. 252 00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:29,534 HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA. 253 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,087 AREN'T YOU GUYS FORGETTING, UH-- 254 00:09:31,122 --> 00:09:33,365 - OH, YES. CHUNG, JUMP IN WITH THE GIRLS. 255 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,368 - US? HE SHOULD BE BONDING WITH HIS DAD AND HIS UNCLE BOYCE. 256 00:09:36,403 --> 00:09:37,818 - I TOOK HIM LAST TIME. 257 00:09:37,853 --> 00:09:39,337 - I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T KEEPING SCORE. 258 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,545 OH, FORGET IT. I'LL TAKE HIM. 259 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,064 THE KID ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH THE MOTHER, GIRL. 260 00:09:42,098 --> 00:09:45,239 THIS IS A THING. THIS IS A THING. 261 00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:49,002 - COME ON, CHUNG. CHOP-CHOP. 262 00:09:52,246 --> 00:09:55,422 - SOMEWHERE, A GRAND WIZARD JUST WENT, "NOT COOL." 263 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,047 HEY, LOLLI, HOW'S IT GOING ON YOUR END? 264 00:10:00,082 --> 00:10:02,429 DID YOU CONVINCE ROBYN NOT TO MOVE HERE? 265 00:10:02,463 --> 00:10:04,604 - I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN. 266 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,433 THE NICEST HOUSE I SHOWED HER 267 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:10,748 HAD A POLICE CAR... IN THE DRIVEWAY...ON FIRE. 268 00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:13,405 TRUST ME, SHE'S SEEN NOTHING BUT CRAP. 269 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,959 - WELL, THE SAME WITH PAUL. 270 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:19,791 HE IS ANKLE-DEEP IN HOLY SEWAGE AS WE SPEAK. 271 00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:21,206 BABE-- NO, I THINK HE'S COMING. 272 00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:25,003 YOU KNOW, I SEE A FLY BANGING ON THE WINDOW TO GET OUT. 273 00:10:25,038 --> 00:10:27,696 - [laughs] YEAH! 274 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:30,112 [laughs] 275 00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:32,390 [groans] LUNCH BREAK. 276 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,392 MIND IF I, UH, JOIN YOU? 277 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:37,671 - UH, WHOA, LET ME GET A SWEATER FROM LOST AND FOUND. 278 00:10:37,706 --> 00:10:41,054 YOU KNOW, I LIKE THIS COUCH. 279 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:43,608 YEAH. 280 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,747 SO... 281 00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:46,093 AH, MAN, 282 00:10:46,128 --> 00:10:48,233 IT'S GOTTA BE ROUGH DOWN THERE, HUH? 283 00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:50,304 I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU IF YOU JUST QUIT 284 00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,859 AND HIGHTAILED IT ON BACK TO LAS VEGAS, 285 00:10:52,893 --> 00:10:55,309 TAKING OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU. 286 00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:57,518 - ACTUALLY, UH, I LOVE IT. 287 00:10:57,553 --> 00:11:00,280 I'VE ALWAYS ENJOYED WORKING WITH MY HANDS. 288 00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:01,661 - YOU USED YOUR HANDS? 289 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,352 - MMM. 290 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,045 - WHERE'S CHUNG? 291 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,254 DON'T TELL ME YOU LEFT HIM BEHIND AGAIN. 292 00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:10,531 - NO, I LEFT HIM IN THE CAR 293 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:12,119 IN CASE A METER MAID COMES AND HE HAS TO MOVE IT. 294 00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:16,676 WATCH OUT, ST. LOUIS. [laughs] 295 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,954 - LISTEN, ROBYN, I'M REALLY SORRY 296 00:11:18,988 --> 00:11:21,577 THE REAL ESTATE PICKINGS SEEM TO BE SO SLIM, 297 00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:24,511 BUT ST. LOUIS HAS GOTTEN PRETTY ROUGH. 298 00:11:24,545 --> 00:11:26,375 - OOH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 299 00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:29,067 - THIS IS WHERE THEY FILM THE FIRST 48. 300 00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:32,105 - OOH, I LOVE THAT SHOW. 301 00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:33,934 I KNOW WE MIGHT HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A FIXER-UPPER, 302 00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:35,453 BUT I'M GREAT AT THOSE. 303 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,110 PAUL WAS KIND OF LIKE A FIXER-UPPER, 304 00:11:37,144 --> 00:11:38,939 AND LOOK AT HIM NOW. 305 00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:41,079 - OH. 306 00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:44,393 YOU'RE DONE? 307 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:45,877 - CAN I CONFIDE IN YOU, BOYCE? 308 00:11:45,912 --> 00:11:49,916 - OH, I PRAY THAT YOU WON'T, BUT I KNOW THAT YOU WILL. 309 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:51,987 - ME AND ROBYN'S MARRIAGE WASN'T DOING SO WELL, 310 00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:53,471 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 311 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,853 IF YOUR MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE, FIX IT WITH A KID. 312 00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:57,268 [laughs] 313 00:11:57,302 --> 00:12:00,064 - YOU'VE GOT TO STOP LISTENING TO YOUR MOTHER, PAUL. 314 00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:03,619 SHE IN THAT HOSPITAL FOR A REASON. 315 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:07,761 - WE TRIED TO HAVE A BABY, BUT PAUL'S SPERM WERE CROOKED. 316 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:09,107 THEY KEPT RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER 317 00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:11,972 LIKE THE 3 MILLION STOOGES. 318 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:15,355 - BUT ROBYN'S EGGS ARE SO OLD, THEY'RE HARD-BOILED. 319 00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:18,979 SO WE DECIDED TO ADOPT. 320 00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:20,809 - BUT WE DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT FOR A CUTE LITTLE BABY. 321 00:12:20,843 --> 00:12:22,845 EVERYBODY WANTS THOSE. 322 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,330 - TURNS OUT, YOU CAN JUST WALK IN OFF THE STREET 323 00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:26,918 AND JUST TAKE A TEENAGER. 324 00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:28,989 THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING THEM AWAY. 325 00:12:29,024 --> 00:12:30,439 AND THE ASIAN ONES-- - OKAY. 326 00:12:30,473 --> 00:12:31,751 I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. - OH, NO, NO, NO. 327 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,789 HOLD ON. THE ASIAN ONES ARE BORN WITH COMPUTER KNOW-HOW. 328 00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:38,723 CHUNG'S OUR OWN LITTLE GEEK SQUAD. 329 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,762 - WHY DID I STOP STOPPING YOU? 330 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,178 - BUT THE BEST PART IS, WE GET TO TEST-DRIVE HIM. 331 00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:46,662 [laughs] 332 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,043 - IF HE DOESN'T WORK OUT... 333 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:51,046 both: WE CAN TRADE HIM IN! 334 00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,085 - LOLLI, I TALKED TO MY FRIEND 335 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,569 AT CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES. 336 00:12:57,604 --> 00:13:01,504 TURNS OUT THEIR FOSTERING SITUATION IS LEGIT. 337 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:02,782 - WHAT? - YEAH. 338 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,611 - IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THE CITY OF LAS VEGAS 339 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:07,890 WOULD GIVE THOSE TWO A CHILD. 340 00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:11,583 - MAYBE IT'S A DRIVE-THRU PLACEMENT AGENCY. 341 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:12,757 YOU KNOW, YOU PULL UP TO A WINDOW 342 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,242 AND ELVIS JUST HANDS YOU A LITTLE ASIAN BABY 343 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:16,657 AND YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY. 344 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:19,660 [imitates Elvis] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 345 00:13:21,731 --> 00:13:23,872 - STOP PLAYING AROUND. IT COULD BE WORSE. 346 00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:24,907 - YEAH. 347 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:26,322 - CHILD SERVICES CALLED AND SAID 348 00:13:26,357 --> 00:13:27,772 THE BOY IS OURS TO KEEP! 349 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,809 WE'RE ADOPTING HIM! - [laughs] 350 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,639 - SEE? WORSE. 351 00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:33,847 - ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S GO DOWN TO CHINATOWN 352 00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:35,331 AND CELEBRATE! 353 00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:39,473 FIRST ROUND OF SAKE'S ON ME. 354 00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:42,545 - PAUL, SAKE IS JAPANESE. 355 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:45,376 - YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE WHAT'S-HIS-NAME. 356 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:48,068 - CHUNG. YOUR SON'S NAME IS CHUNG. 357 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:50,622 - OKAY, OKAY, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SPEAK ON THIS. 358 00:13:50,657 --> 00:13:53,936 CHUNG DESERVES TO BE WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVE HIM, 359 00:13:53,971 --> 00:13:56,456 WHO REMEMBER HIS NAME 360 00:13:56,490 --> 00:14:01,426 AND WHO DON'T FEED HIM ICE CREAM WITH CHOPSTICKS. 361 00:14:01,461 --> 00:14:03,014 - WELL, IT HAD NUTS. 362 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:06,017 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY EAT THEIR ICE CREAM. 363 00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:08,640 - LISTEN, WE'RE JUST SAYING THAT SOME PEOPLE, 364 00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:10,539 YOU KNOW, AREN'T MEANT TO BE PARENTS. 365 00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:13,645 I MEAN, YOU SAID YOURSELF THAT ROBYN COULDN'T CONCEIVE. 366 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:16,925 - RIGHT. 367 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:20,860 AND ROBYN, YOU SAID THAT PAUL GOT KICKED BY A DONKEY 368 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,517 AND HIS SPERM WERE CROOKED. 369 00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:29,282 - YOU JUST LOVE SPREADING THAT LIE, DON'T YOU? 370 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:30,421 - YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WHEN YOU-- 371 00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:32,112 - PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT START WITH ME TODAY. 372 00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:33,838 PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T START. 373 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,529 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 374 00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,255 LISTEN, GUYS, I'M JUST SAYING 375 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:41,259 THAT SOMETIMES GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, ALL RIGHT? 376 00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:42,674 AND IN YOUR CASE, 377 00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:46,437 MAYBE HE WORKS IN VERY OBVIOUS WAYS, YOU KNOW? 378 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,888 - ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT ME AND PAUL 379 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,648 ARE NOT FIT TO BE PARENTS? 380 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,753 - OH, NO, NO, NO. WE'RE NOT INSINUATING IT. 381 00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:56,378 WE'RE COMPLETELY "SINUATING" IT. 382 00:14:56,412 --> 00:14:59,243 YOU ALL ARE NOT FIT TO BE PARENTS. 383 00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:00,209 [both gasp] 384 00:15:00,244 --> 00:15:01,935 - [whines] 385 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,419 - YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? 386 00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:06,319 MAYBE ST. LOUIS ISN'T THE RIGHT PLACE FOR US AFTER ALL. 387 00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,942 - MM-HMM. 388 00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:14,465 - WERE YOU WAITING ON US 389 00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:16,536 TO DISAGREE WITH YOU OR SOMETHING? 390 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:18,814 - WOW. 391 00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:20,229 COME ON, ROBYN. 392 00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:22,473 - GUYS. 393 00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:23,992 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 394 00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:27,650 CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT THE FAMILY WE THOUGHT YOU WERE! 395 00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:31,102 - WE ARE NOT RELATED TO Y'ALL! 396 00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:46,669 WHO KNEW IT'D BE SO EASY TO GET RID OF PAUL AND ROBYN? 397 00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:48,740 ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS INSULT THEM. 398 00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:51,364 - YEAH, IT'S LIKE THE RUBY SLIPPERS. 399 00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:55,609 THEY WERE ON OUR FEET THE ENTIRE TIME. 400 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,128 I DO FEEL BAD FOR CHUNG, THOUGH. 401 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,474 THAT BOY IS GONNA BE IN HELL 402 00:15:58,509 --> 00:16:00,545 IF HE GOES BACK TO VEGAS WITH THEM. 403 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:04,825 - YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST IT'LL BE A DRY HELL. 404 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,999 - I DON'T KNOW. 405 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,207 - I JUST--I JUST WISH THERE WAS A WAY 406 00:16:07,242 --> 00:16:09,727 TO GET THAT KID SOME DECENT PARENTING. 407 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,900 - YEAH, FOR THAT TO HAPPEN, 408 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:13,731 HE'D HAVE TO HAVE SOME DECENT PARENTS. 409 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,492 - WE WERE DECENT PARENTS ONCE. 410 00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:17,493 - WHOA, WHOA. - WEREN'T WE, BOYCE? 411 00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,633 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. - WHAT? 412 00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:21,911 - YOU KNOW, SUDDENLY I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING. 413 00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:24,776 LOLLI, WE JUST GOT AN EMPTY NEST. 414 00:16:24,811 --> 00:16:26,295 WELL, EXCEPT FOR STAMPS. 415 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,573 WE'RE NOT RAISING ANY OTHER KIDS. 416 00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:29,781 both: EXCEPT FOR STAMPS. 417 00:16:29,816 --> 00:16:31,576 - YEAH. 418 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,170 AW, SHOOT. 419 00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:42,863 - BOYCE, A WISE PREACHER ONCE SAID, 420 00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:44,762 "YOU HAVE TO DO THE RIGHT THING 421 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,522 "EVEN WHEN IT'S THE HARD THING-- 422 00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:49,008 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S THE HARD THING." 423 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,492 - LOLLI, I MEAN, WHAT? 424 00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:53,426 SO, QUOTING DR. KING, I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST CAVE? 425 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,841 - UH, NO. 426 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:58,224 THE WISE PREACHER THAT I'M QUOTING IS YOU. 427 00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:03,436 OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP IN TOUCH 428 00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:04,920 WITH YOUR CHINESE HERITAGE. 429 00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:07,578 - YEAH, PAUL AND ROBYN THINKS IT HELPS ME FEEL MORE AT HOME. 430 00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,787 BY THE WAY, I'M FROM FLORIDA. 431 00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:15,344 ALSO, MY NAME ISN'T CHUNG. IT'S CHARLES. 432 00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:19,038 - THEY PROBABLY GOT "CHUNG" OFF A BOTTLE OF SOY SAUCE. 433 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:22,593 - NO. DUCK SAUCE. 434 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:23,973 - LISTEN. 435 00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:25,906 HEY, LOLLI AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING, 436 00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,529 AND WE WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. 437 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:28,771 - YEAH. 438 00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,704 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MOVING IN WITH US? 439 00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:33,397 - BECAUSE WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU. 440 00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:37,194 AND WE THINK PAUL AND ROBYN ARE TERRIBLE PARENTS. 441 00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:39,748 - BECAUSE PAUL AND ROBYN ARE TERRIBLE PARENTS. 442 00:17:39,782 --> 00:17:41,232 BUT THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE. 443 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,234 ONCE YOU GET PAST THEIR INNATE RACISM, 444 00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:46,203 STINGINESS, AND JAW-DROPPING IGNORANCE. 445 00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,928 - IF YOU GET THAT FAR PAST THEM, 446 00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:50,793 I THINK YOU'RE BEHIND 'EM. 447 00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:51,932 - THEY'RE KIND OF SWEET. 448 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,658 THEY'VE TAKEN ME TO EVERY PANDA EXPRESS 449 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:55,177 BETWEEN NEVADA AND HERE. 450 00:17:55,212 --> 00:18:00,148 THEY CALL THAT THE GREAT WALL OF DELICIOUSNESS. 451 00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:01,528 - WOW. 452 00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:05,153 - THAT EXPLAINS WHY PAUL'S ANKLES ARE SO SWOLLEN. 453 00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:06,568 - I'LL BE FINE. 454 00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:08,017 I'LL ONLY BE LIVING WITH THEM FOR A FEW MORE WEEKS. 455 00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:09,916 - WHAT HAPPENS IN A FEW WEEKS? 456 00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:12,677 - I'VE BEEN OFFERED A FULL SCHOLARSHIP TO M.I.T. 457 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,852 I'LL BE IN AN ACCELERATED TWO-YEAR PROGRAM. 458 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,957 PRIVATE DORMITORY, FULL ROOM AND BOARD. 459 00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:19,512 - GOODNESS! CONGRATULATIONS, CHARLES! 460 00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:21,065 - THANK YOU. 461 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,894 - JUST A LITTLE ADVICE FROM AN OLDER GENTLEMAN. 462 00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:26,484 I'D BE CAREFUL ON HOW I BREAK THE NEWS TO PAUL AND ROBYN. 463 00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:28,555 - OH, YOU THINK THAT THEY'LL BE THAT SAD? 464 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:31,144 - NO, I THINK THEY GONNA TRY TO MOVE IN WITH YOU. 465 00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:33,526 - OH. - YEAH. 466 00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:37,012 - WHY DIDN'T CHUNG TELL US ABOUT M.I.T.? 467 00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:39,325 - OR THAT HIS NAME WAS KEVIN? 468 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,361 - AND THE BOY'S NAME IS CHARLES. 469 00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:42,500 - SHUT UP! 470 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,021 I HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN. 471 00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:48,299 - BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, BABY, 472 00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:50,025 OUR BOY IS OFF TO COLLEGE! 473 00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,578 I'M PROUD OF US! 474 00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:52,855 - WE DID IT! 475 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,443 WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING ON? 476 00:18:54,478 --> 00:18:55,582 THERE'S A LOT OF PANDA EXPRESSES 477 00:18:55,617 --> 00:18:57,239 BETWEEN HERE AND M.I.T. 478 00:18:57,274 --> 00:18:59,138 - GRAB MY COMPRESSION STOCKINGS, BABY. 479 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,760 WE'RE ROAD TRIPPIN'! - [laughs] 480 00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:02,934 - NO HARD FEELINGS. HUGS AND KISSES. 481 00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:05,316 - [laughs] - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 482 00:19:05,351 --> 00:19:08,768 - WHEW! - [laughs] 483 00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:11,322 - YEAH, I BEAT HIM. I FINALLY BEAT HIM. 484 00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,635 I BROKE HIS NECK, RIPPED OFF HIS HEAD, AND DUNKED IT! 485 00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:16,189 - IT'S TRUE. I STAND IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS. 486 00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:19,503 - IN YOUR FACE, "LAMECHUNG." 487 00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:23,472 WANG CHUNG? 488 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,164 WHOO! 489 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:27,925 - OKAY, YOU LET HIM WIN, HUH? 490 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,098 - DON'T TELL HIM. IT'S ALL HE'S GOT. 491 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,170 - YEAH. [R.V. starts up] 492 00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:35,415 - I'M SORRY, CHARLES. 493 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,486 I THINK THEY FORGOT YOU AGAIN. 494 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:38,901 - DON'T WORRY. I GOT THIS. 495 00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:40,834 I'VE GOT THE WHOLE R.V. RIGGED. 496 00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:41,904 [tires screech] 497 00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,043 I CAN EVEN STEER IT 498 00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:44,113 FROM MY PHONE IF I WANT. 499 00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:45,356 SEE YA. 500 00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:46,530 [laughs] 501 00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:48,532 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, PARENTS? 502 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,778 - WHAT A FINE, INTELLIGENT, BRIGHT YOUNG MAN, HUH? 503 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:56,402 - YES, HE IS. - YEAH. 504 00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:57,575 - DOES HE SCARE YOU TOO? 505 00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,577 - A LITTLE BIT, YEAH. 506 00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:05,238 [soul music] 507 00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:13,246 ♪ 508 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:28,227 - ♪ THE SOUL MAN 35747

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