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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,761 --> 00:00:05,629 - THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 2 00:00:05,629 --> 00:00:05,729 - THE SOUL MANIS RECORDED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:05,764 --> 00:00:08,905 - OOH, AND BABY, WE SHOULD'VE GOT THAT NEW CAR. 4 00:00:08,939 --> 00:00:12,081 I LOOKED GOOD IN IT, BUT YOU LOOKED REALGOOD IN IT. 5 00:00:12,115 --> 00:00:14,393 - I DID, DIDN'T I? 6 00:00:14,428 --> 00:00:17,638 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT THROWING A FLASHY CAR LIKE THAT 7 00:00:17,672 --> 00:00:19,467 IN FRONT OF THE CONGREGATION'S FACE. 8 00:00:19,502 --> 00:00:21,745 - IT WON'T BE IN THEIR FACE. 9 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:24,541 IT'LL BE IN THE PARKING LOT. 10 00:00:24,576 --> 00:00:28,752 - WELL, WE REALLY COULD USE THAT BACK-UP CAMERA. I MEAN, 11 00:00:28,787 --> 00:00:32,066 YOU'VE KILLED LIKE, SIX TRASH CANS SINCE WE MOVED HERE. 12 00:00:32,101 --> 00:00:35,138 - I COULD USE THAT FEATURE IN REAL LIFE, TOO. 13 00:00:35,173 --> 00:00:38,693 [imitates back-up alert] BOOP...BOOP...BOOP... 14 00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:40,833 - COME ON, A LITTLE CLOSER. 15 00:00:40,868 --> 00:00:44,285 TURN A LITTLE LEFT, TOWARD ME. EASY, EASY. 16 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,563 AHA! 17 00:00:46,598 --> 00:00:48,565 ALREADY HOME. 18 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,222 - [clearing throat] 19 00:00:50,257 --> 00:00:51,292 - WHAT Y'ALL BEEN DOING? 20 00:00:51,327 --> 00:00:53,743 - I MIGHT ASK YOU THE SAME THING. 21 00:00:53,777 --> 00:00:55,952 - PRACTICING PARKING. 22 00:00:55,986 --> 00:00:57,540 - WE WENT TO REVEREND J.C. CARPENTER'S 23 00:00:57,574 --> 00:00:59,542 AMAZING TRAVELING GOSPEL SHOW. 24 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:01,026 - WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST STAB ME IN THE CHEST 25 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,786 WITH A BUTTER KNIFE. 26 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:05,410 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT J.C. CARPENTER. 27 00:01:05,444 --> 00:01:08,447 HE'S NOTHING BUT A HUSTLER POSING AS A PREACHER MAN. 28 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:11,209 HELL, I KNEW HIM WHEN HE WAS WILLIE JAY BELL, 29 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:13,901 SINGING BACKUP IN MY BAND. 30 00:01:13,935 --> 00:01:16,490 - WELL, NOW HE MAKES BILLIONS AS A BIG-TI MEGA-PREACHER. 31 00:01:16,524 --> 00:01:18,802 - LYRIC, HE DOESN'T MAKE BILLIONS. 32 00:01:18,837 --> 00:01:20,942 HE MAKES MILLIONS, WITH AN "M." 33 00:01:20,977 --> 00:01:24,118 THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. 34 00:01:24,153 --> 00:01:26,293 HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY TO SEE THIS SCAM ARTIST, ANYWAY? 35 00:01:26,327 --> 00:01:27,846 - TOGETHER? $350. 36 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,986 BUT WE GOT THIS FREE SHIRT. 37 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,988 - [recorded voice] COME ON AND FOLLOW ME AND THE LORD 38 00:01:32,022 --> 00:01:34,887 AROUND THE WORLD! COME ON! 39 00:01:34,922 --> 00:01:38,167 - YOUR SHIRT TALK TOO? 40 00:01:38,201 --> 00:01:40,790 - SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 41 00:01:40,824 --> 00:01:43,758 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD, IT'S ALL ABOUT HIM. 42 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:45,760 AND IF HE WAS HERE, I'D TELL HIM THAT TO HIS FACE. 43 00:01:45,795 --> 00:01:47,693 - OH, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO GET A CHANCE TO DO THAT. 44 00:01:47,728 --> 00:01:49,178 HE SAID HE WANTS TO COME BY THE HOUSE AND TALK TO YOU. 45 00:01:49,212 --> 00:01:51,041 - HE SPEAKS VERY HIGHLY OF YOU, DADDY. 46 00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:52,629 - I-- I DON'T WANT THAT MAN-- 47 00:01:52,664 --> 00:01:55,770 I DON'T WANT THAT MAN COMING TO OUR HOUSE! 48 00:01:55,805 --> 00:01:57,186 HE'S GOING TO DO NOTHING BUT 49 00:01:57,220 --> 00:02:00,430 RUB MY NOSE IN THE FACT THAT HE'S MAKING BILLIONS. 50 00:02:00,465 --> 00:02:02,018 - YOU MEAN MILLIONS. 51 00:02:02,052 --> 00:02:03,226 - COME ON, BABY, LET'S FACE IT. 52 00:02:03,261 --> 00:02:04,538 THE MAN MAKIN' BILLIONS. 53 00:02:04,572 --> 00:02:07,506 - COME ON AND FOLLOW ME AND THE LORD AROUND THE WORLD! 54 00:02:07,541 --> 00:02:09,991 COME ON! 55 00:02:10,026 --> 00:02:12,994 [upbeat R&B music] 56 00:02:13,029 --> 00:02:18,276 ♪ 57 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:21,279 [upbeat gospel music] 58 00:02:21,313 --> 00:02:22,556 ♪ 59 00:02:22,590 --> 00:02:26,007 ♪ THE SOUL MAN 60 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:29,114 - HI, LOLLI. WHERE'S BOYCE? 61 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,564 - HE'S IN THE DEN. YOU WANT ME TO GET HIM? 62 00:02:30,598 --> 00:02:33,877 - NO, NO, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU IN PRIVATE. 63 00:02:33,912 --> 00:02:35,258 I--I GOT A LITTLE WOMAN PROBLEM. 64 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:38,227 - [curiously] WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 65 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:40,298 - WELL, YOU REMEMBER VERONICA, 66 00:02:40,332 --> 00:02:43,611 THE LADY I MET ON COUGARSWITHTIGERS.COM? 67 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:45,130 - I SURE DO. 68 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,719 - WELL, AS YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN SEEING HER REGULARLY 69 00:02:47,753 --> 00:02:48,961 FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS, 70 00:02:48,996 --> 00:02:50,653 AND IT'S GOTTEN PRETTY SERIOUS. 71 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:52,931 I'M THINKING ABOUT TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 72 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:56,831 - AWW, YOU REALLY ARE A TIGER! 73 00:02:56,866 --> 00:02:58,039 RAWR! 74 00:02:58,074 --> 00:02:59,351 - IS J.C. HERE YET? 75 00:02:59,386 --> 00:03:00,456 - OH, HEY, LYRIC! 76 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:01,698 - HEY. 77 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:04,114 - WE'LL, UH, FINISH OUR CONVERSATION LATER. 78 00:03:04,149 --> 00:03:05,599 - YES WE WILL, TIGER. 79 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:08,257 [laughs mischievously] 80 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:10,259 DON'T ASK. 81 00:03:12,053 --> 00:03:14,124 - IS THAT ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS AGAIN? 82 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:17,231 DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING YOURSELF, SON? 83 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:19,095 - I'M NOT WATCHING MYSELF, 84 00:03:19,129 --> 00:03:20,648 I'M WATCHING THE BACKGROUND SINGER. 85 00:03:20,683 --> 00:03:22,478 - ISN'T THAT J.C. CARPENTER? 86 00:03:22,512 --> 00:03:24,790 - HM! YOU MEAN WILLIE JAY BELL? 87 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:27,724 - LOOK, I DON'T APPROVE OF J.C. ANY MORE THAN YOU DO. 88 00:03:27,759 --> 00:03:30,175 HE'S LIKE THE FAST FOOD OF PREACHING. 89 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,556 YOU DRIVE THROUGH, PAY YOUR MONEY, 90 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:33,420 BUT GET NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE. 91 00:03:33,454 --> 00:03:37,251 - YEAH, WITH LIKE, 3 BILLION SUCKERS SERVED. 92 00:03:37,286 --> 00:03:39,426 - STILL, SEEM TO ME LIKE YOU GOT 93 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:41,186 A BAD CASE OF THE ENVIES. 94 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,325 DON'T FORGET, 95 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,396 "A SOUND HEART IS THE LIFE OF THE FLESH: 96 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:46,226 BUT ENVY THE ROTTENNESS OF THE BONES." 97 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:47,848 PROVERBS 14:30. 98 00:03:47,882 --> 00:03:49,159 - WELL, DON'T YOU FORGET THAT 99 00:03:49,194 --> 00:03:51,990 "THE LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL KINDS OF EVIL." 100 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,509 - DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET INTO 101 00:03:53,543 --> 00:03:55,235 A SCRIPTURE COMPETITION WITH ME, SON? 102 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,616 - NO. 103 00:03:57,651 --> 00:04:00,170 I WAS JUST KIND OF EXCITED I KNEW THAT ONE. 104 00:04:00,205 --> 00:04:01,482 [doorbell rings] 105 00:04:01,517 --> 00:04:03,139 - [squealing] OOH! HE'S HERE! I'LL GET IT! 106 00:04:03,173 --> 00:04:04,589 - CALM DOWN, HONEY. 107 00:04:04,623 --> 00:04:07,005 YOU DON'T WANT TO SEEM OVERANXIOUS. I'LL GET IT. 108 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:10,940 - BOYCE, HOW DO I LOOK? 109 00:04:14,599 --> 00:04:15,979 WHOA, HELLO. 110 00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:18,361 - J.C. CARPENTER IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE. 111 00:04:18,396 --> 00:04:19,776 WE NEED TO SECURE THE BUILDING. 112 00:04:19,811 --> 00:04:23,435 - OH, WELL, UH-- OKAY. 113 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:25,403 ARE ALL Y'ALL STAYING FOR DINNER? 114 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:29,338 I DON'T KNOW IF I GOT ENOUGH CORN. 115 00:04:29,372 --> 00:04:31,236 - YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN' ME. 116 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,996 THIS IS A LITTLE OVER THE TOP, ISN'T IT? 117 00:04:33,031 --> 00:04:36,172 - SIR, I NEED TO KNOW IF WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN ISSUE HERE. 118 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:40,072 WE HAVE AN AGITATED MALE, LATE 40s... 119 00:04:40,107 --> 00:04:42,420 - I'M NOT LATE 40s. 120 00:04:42,454 --> 00:04:45,354 - AND SHORT. 121 00:04:45,388 --> 00:04:48,460 - I AM AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR A MALE. 122 00:04:49,772 --> 00:04:51,705 - IT'S OKAY, JIM. I KNOW THIS GUY. 123 00:04:51,739 --> 00:04:53,569 WHAT'S UP, B.B.! 124 00:04:53,603 --> 00:04:56,157 - ERIC. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 125 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:57,918 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE REPRESENTING HIM. 126 00:04:57,952 --> 00:05:00,438 - HEY, I TRIED TO GET YOU TO SIGN WITH ME FOR YEARS, 127 00:05:00,472 --> 00:05:02,025 BUT YOU WOULDN'T BITE. 128 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:05,339 THIS TURNED OUT A WHOLE LOT BETTER, ANYWAY. 129 00:05:05,374 --> 00:05:06,754 - WE'RE ALL GOOD HERE, SIR. 130 00:05:06,789 --> 00:05:07,824 - OKAY. 131 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:10,517 LET'S BRING HIM IN. 132 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:12,864 - HAVE MERCY! 133 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:17,731 IF IT ISN'T BOYCE "THE VOICE" BALLENTINE. 134 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:19,733 COME ON OVER HERE AND GIMME SOME LOVE, MAN. 135 00:05:19,767 --> 00:05:21,631 - WILLIE JAY. MAN, HOW YOU DOING? 136 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:24,151 - MAN, AIN'T NOBODY CALL ME WILLIE JAY IN A LONG TIME. 137 00:05:24,185 --> 00:05:28,604 - YEAH, PROBABLY SINCE YOU WAS STANDING BEHIND ME ON STAGE. 138 00:05:28,638 --> 00:05:31,917 - THAT'S TRUE, I DID HAVE SOME HUMBLE BEGINNINGS, BUT UH, 139 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:34,610 HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? 140 00:05:34,644 --> 00:05:36,128 LOLLI, HEY BABY. 141 00:05:36,163 --> 00:05:38,717 HOW YOU DOING, YOU GETTING YOUNGER OR WHAT? 142 00:05:38,752 --> 00:05:39,787 - OH, STOP. 143 00:05:39,822 --> 00:05:41,927 UNLESS YOU JUST WANT TO SAY IT AGAIN. 144 00:05:41,962 --> 00:05:44,274 - NOW, TELL ME THIS: 145 00:05:44,309 --> 00:05:46,276 HOW DOES BOYCE GET A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE YOU? 146 00:05:46,311 --> 00:05:47,933 COME HERE, BABY. 147 00:05:47,968 --> 00:05:50,591 - SECURITY? 148 00:05:50,626 --> 00:05:52,731 - LYRIC, NOW I SEE YOU GUYS STANDING THERE TOGETHER, 149 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:55,009 I REALIZE YOU GOT YOUR MOTHER'S GOOD LOOKS. 150 00:05:55,044 --> 00:05:57,149 THANK GOD. 151 00:05:57,184 --> 00:05:58,772 - [giggles] MOM, TAKE A PICTURE. 152 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:02,534 [camera clicking] - GOT IT. 153 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:06,642 - OH, MY GOD. I AM SO PUTTING THIS ON INSTAGRAM. 154 00:06:06,676 --> 00:06:07,953 - HI. 155 00:06:07,988 --> 00:06:09,748 I'M REVEREND BARTON BALLENTINE, BOYCE'S DAD. 156 00:06:09,783 --> 00:06:11,543 - HOW ARE YOU? - AND I JUST WANTED TO 157 00:06:11,578 --> 00:06:12,958 ASK YOU SOMETHING. - MM-HMM? 158 00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:15,271 - WHAT ARE YOU? 159 00:06:15,305 --> 00:06:16,893 - WHOA, WHOA, DADDY. 160 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:18,826 - WHAT DENOMINATION? 161 00:06:18,861 --> 00:06:22,071 METHODIST? BAPTIST? PENTECOSTAL? 162 00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:26,109 - LOVE. 163 00:06:26,144 --> 00:06:29,596 - HAVE MERCY. 164 00:06:29,630 --> 00:06:31,701 - HEY, BOSS? WE SHOULD GET GOING. 165 00:06:31,736 --> 00:06:33,531 YOU GOT A BOOK SIGNING AT THE CONVENTION CENTER, 166 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:35,291 A MASS BAPTISM AT BUSCH STADIUM 167 00:06:35,325 --> 00:06:37,017 AND THEN DINNER WITH OPRAH. 168 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:39,709 - GIVE ME A MINUTE, ERIC, I WANT TO ENJOY THIS FAMILY. 169 00:06:39,744 --> 00:06:42,816 NOW, IF I RECALL CORRECTLY, YOU LIKE CIGARS, DON'T YOU? 170 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:45,266 - YEAH, I PARTAKE OF A STOGIE EVERY NOW AND THEN. 171 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:46,923 - MM-HMM, WELL, CHECK THIS OUT. 172 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,166 I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE 173 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,549 A COUPLE OF COHIBAS FROM HAVANA. 174 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:52,998 - AREN'T THOSE ILLEGAL? 175 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:54,828 AND LIKE, 20 GRAND A BOX? 176 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:56,174 - WELL, YOU KNOW, 177 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:59,729 I COUNSELED FIDEL. 178 00:06:59,764 --> 00:07:01,282 - YOU GOT SOMEWHERE AROUND THIS LOVELY HOUSE 179 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:02,387 TO SMOKE THESE THINGS? 180 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,009 - YEAH, WE CAN GO OUT ON MY PATIO. 181 00:07:04,044 --> 00:07:06,391 - PATIO. THAT'S CUTE. 182 00:07:09,877 --> 00:07:11,327 - SO, WHAT TIME WE NEED TO BE READY 183 00:07:11,361 --> 00:07:14,364 TO HEAD ON OVER TO OPRAH'S? 184 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:20,543 - MMM! OH, MAN. THAT IS GOOD, BROTHER. 185 00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:25,030 - YES, THAT'S A BREATH OF HEAVEN RIGHT THERE. 186 00:07:25,065 --> 00:07:26,169 - YOU REMEMBER, WE USED TO 187 00:07:26,204 --> 00:07:28,033 SMOKE CIGARS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. 188 00:07:28,068 --> 00:07:29,621 - THE FIRST TIME WE SANG 189 00:07:29,656 --> 00:07:31,968 SPANKIN' AIN'T JUST FOR KIDS, IN MEMPHIS. 190 00:07:32,003 --> 00:07:34,971 - OH, MOST DEFINITELY, I REMEMBER MY PART. 191 00:07:35,006 --> 00:07:38,458 ♪ SPANK IT ♪ SPANK IT 192 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:41,840 - ♪ A SPANKIN' AIN'T JUST FOR KIDS, GIRL ♪ 193 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:43,980 - SOMETIMES A MAN GOT TO DO WHAT A MAN GOT TO DO. 194 00:07:44,015 --> 00:07:46,293 - MAN GOT TO DO IT, MAN. 195 00:07:46,327 --> 00:07:49,192 - MAN, AIN'T IT WEIRD THE WAY THINGS WORKED OUT FOR US? 196 00:07:49,227 --> 00:07:51,436 - I MEAN, UH, YOU BEING A SMALL-TOWN PREACHER, 197 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,784 AND ME BEING THEPREACHER. 198 00:07:54,819 --> 00:07:55,958 - WELL, I MEAN, 199 00:07:55,992 --> 00:07:57,684 YOU DID BLOW UP PRETTY FAST. 200 00:07:57,718 --> 00:08:01,204 - YES I DID, HAVE MERCY. 201 00:08:01,239 --> 00:08:02,827 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 202 00:08:02,861 --> 00:08:05,381 WELL, MAN, YOU JUST GAVE ME A $400 CIGAR. 203 00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:08,798 ASK AWAY. 204 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:11,249 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WORK I DO? 205 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,078 - YOU PUT ON A GOOD SHOW. 206 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:14,528 - BUT THAT'S ALL IT IS, IS A SHOW, RIGHT? 207 00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:15,840 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 208 00:08:15,874 --> 00:08:17,048 - WELL, I MEAN-- 209 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:18,463 - NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, BOYCE. 210 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,120 THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU, MAN, 211 00:08:20,154 --> 00:08:21,915 YOU SAY WHAT YOU MEAN. 212 00:08:21,949 --> 00:08:24,745 I STARTED OUT WITH GOOD INTENTIONS, 213 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:26,436 BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, IT JUST KIND OF 214 00:08:26,471 --> 00:08:29,267 SPIRALED OUT OF CONTROL FOR ME. I MEAN, 215 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:33,202 I'M COUNSELING OBAMA AT THE MOMENT. 216 00:08:33,236 --> 00:08:35,825 - YOU COUNSELING OBAMA? 217 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:37,827 - YEAH. YEAH, I AM. 218 00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:41,313 AND HE LOVES THESE, TOO. 219 00:08:43,074 --> 00:08:45,041 - BOYCE, 220 00:08:45,076 --> 00:08:47,630 CAN I BE WILLIE JAY BELL FOR A MOMENT? 221 00:08:47,665 --> 00:08:49,459 - OF COURSE, MAN. 222 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:52,532 - BROTHER, I AM LOST. 223 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,361 - WILLIE, 224 00:08:54,395 --> 00:08:57,295 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO TAKE A STEP BACK FROM ALL THIS 225 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,504 AND JUST SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING OUT THERE. 226 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,954 - WAIT. 227 00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:02,507 ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT I QUIT? 228 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,372 - I-- I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 229 00:09:05,406 --> 00:09:07,892 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 230 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:09,790 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'MA DO. 231 00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:11,240 I'MA DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID. 232 00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:13,863 - W-WHAT-- WHAT'D I SAY? 233 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:16,348 - YOU JUST TOLD ME TO QUIT, AND I'M GONNA DO JUST THAT. 234 00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:18,247 MM! MM, MM. 235 00:09:18,281 --> 00:09:20,490 BOYCE, YOU ARE A PERSUASIVE MAN, 236 00:09:20,525 --> 00:09:22,872 HAVE MERCY. 237 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:24,356 - I'M NOT THAT PERSUASIVE. 238 00:09:24,391 --> 00:09:27,221 YOU CAN ASK MY WIFE. 239 00:09:27,256 --> 00:09:28,429 - HEY, 240 00:09:28,464 --> 00:09:32,295 YOU EVER KILL A MAN WITH YOUR BARE HANDS? 241 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:35,229 - MA'AM, I'M SORRY, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS THAT. 242 00:09:35,264 --> 00:09:37,818 BUT YES. 243 00:09:37,853 --> 00:09:40,821 - GOOD. I NEED YOU TO OPEN THIS JAR. 244 00:09:42,236 --> 00:09:44,100 - GOOD PEOPLE! 245 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:47,310 GATHER 'ROUND, I GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT I WANT TO MAKE. 246 00:09:47,345 --> 00:09:49,036 AFTER A LONG CONVERSATION WITH 247 00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:51,349 MY GOOD FRIEND BOYCE BALLENTINE HERE, 248 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,178 HE'S CONVINCED ME OF SOMETHING. 249 00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:55,111 I'M GOING TO HANG UP MY ROBE, 250 00:09:55,146 --> 00:09:57,217 I'M GIVING UP THE MINISTRY. 251 00:09:57,251 --> 00:09:58,977 - COME ON NOW, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING LIKE-- 252 00:09:59,012 --> 00:10:00,945 - NO, NO, J.C. CARPENTER IS 253 00:10:00,979 --> 00:10:04,983 GOING BACK TO WILLIE JAY BELL. HAVE MERCY. 254 00:10:05,018 --> 00:10:06,191 - WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM? 255 00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:09,850 - DADDY, HOW COULD YOU? UHH! 256 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:13,992 - I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' BUT HAVE A CIGAR WITH THE MAN. 257 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:16,512 - ERIC, I KNOW THAT I'M LETTING YOU DOWN, 258 00:10:16,546 --> 00:10:18,825 BUT I CAN'T FACE THESE PEOPLE ANYMORE. 259 00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:20,654 I--I CAN'T TAKE NO MORE OF THEIR MONEY. 260 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:23,795 - BUT I CAN. 261 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:25,383 - YOU GOTTA LEAVE THIS HOUSE. 262 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:29,249 - YOU CAN'T ASK ME TO LEAVE SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE. 263 00:10:29,283 --> 00:10:30,664 - BUT I CAN. 264 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:33,322 LET'S GO. 265 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,328 - SO, IF YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO REPRESENT YOU 266 00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:40,743 DURING THIS TRANSITIONAL PERIOD, 267 00:10:40,778 --> 00:10:42,158 I'D LIKE TO RECOMMEND SOMEONE. 268 00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:45,506 HIS NAME IS STAMPS BALLENTINE. 269 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:46,542 BUT THAT'S YOU. 270 00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:49,027 - PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 271 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:51,305 - STAMPS, THAT'S ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT? 272 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:52,721 HE'S GOT A LOT ON HIS MIND RIGHT NOW. 273 00:10:52,755 --> 00:10:55,240 - GO ON. 274 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,173 - SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW, WILLIE? 275 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:59,072 - LOLLI, BABY, 276 00:10:59,106 --> 00:11:01,591 WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 277 00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:03,352 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, SEE NOW, THAT-- 278 00:11:03,386 --> 00:11:06,389 THAT'S GONNA BE ENOUGH OF YOU CALLING MY WIFE "BABY," OKAY? 279 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:12,016 - I SAID, GET THE TRUCK OFF MY GRASS, THAT'S WHAT I SAID! 280 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:14,777 - WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE? 281 00:11:14,812 --> 00:11:17,711 - SOME IDIOT LEAKED TO THE NEWS THAT J.C. IS STAYING HERE 282 00:11:17,746 --> 00:11:18,919 AND THINKING ABOUT QUITTING. 283 00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:20,680 IT'S LIKE, SIX NEWS VANS OUT THERE, 284 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:21,888 ALL TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE. 285 00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:25,443 - ARE THE NEWS TRUCKS HERE YET? 286 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,859 I GOT THREE SHOTS OF J.C. TAKING A NAP. 287 00:11:27,894 --> 00:11:30,482 LOOK AT HIM, SLEEPING LIKE A LITTLE ANGEL. 288 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:31,518 - GIMME THAT. 289 00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:32,899 YOU ARE NOT SELLING THESE. 290 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:37,179 - WHY YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY LIVELIHOOD, BRAH? 291 00:11:37,213 --> 00:11:39,871 - DID YOU SEE THIS? 292 00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:41,873 AW, HE GONNA STRETCH MY SHIRT OUT. 293 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,395 - POP, WHAT YOU DOING SITTING IN HERE BY YOURSELF? 294 00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:49,329 - NONE O' YOUR BUSINESS, BOY. 295 00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:51,538 - YOU STILL NERVOUS ABOUT KISSING THAT WOMAN, HUH? 296 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:54,368 - IF YOU MUST KNOW, 297 00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:57,371 I'VE ONLY KISSED ONE WOMAN IN THE LAST 35 YEARS. 298 00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:59,132 - OH, WOW. MOM, RIGHT? 299 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:02,963 - NO, A WHORE IN KOREA. 300 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:05,586 WHO'D YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT? 301 00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:09,936 NOW WOULD YOU GO, SO I CAN TALK TO LOLLI? 302 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,627 HEY, LOLLI. 303 00:12:11,661 --> 00:12:13,871 CAN I, UH, SPEAK TO YOU IN PRIVATE FOR A MINUTE? 304 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:16,356 - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 305 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:18,599 - WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 306 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:21,085 - WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU THEY WERE 307 00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:23,950 THINKING ABOUT TAKING THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO ANOTHER LEVEL? 308 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:26,918 - I WOULD SAY THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX. 309 00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:31,129 - THEN YOUR DADDY IS THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX. 310 00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:32,475 - WHAT? - YEAH. 311 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:36,583 AND HE ASKED ME TO BE HIS SEXUAL ADVISOR. 312 00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:38,723 - SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM? 313 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,380 - I DON'T KNOW. 314 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:44,833 IN MY OLD LIFE, I WOULD'VE SAID INCENSE, WINE, AND CANDLES. 315 00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,731 BUT I'M THE FIRST LADY OF A CHURCH NOW, 316 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,390 SO, I'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH THIS. 317 00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:52,185 - THE MAN IS 70 YEARS OLD. 318 00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:54,428 WHY DOES HE NEED TO HAVE SEX ANYWAY? 319 00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:56,914 - WHEN YOU'RE 70, YOU BETTER WANT TO HAVE SEX. 320 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:06,578 - HEY, SO I JUST LEFT VERONICA'S PLACE 321 00:13:06,613 --> 00:13:08,995 AND I THINK SHE'S GETTING KIND OF IMPATIENT WITH ME. 322 00:13:09,029 --> 00:13:10,617 SHE'S DEFINITELY READY FOR THIS. 323 00:13:10,651 --> 00:13:13,689 - WELL, YOU ARE A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN. 324 00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:16,174 - THANKS. 325 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:18,314 - ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE THING. 326 00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:19,971 YOU REALLY GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU THINK THIS THROUGH, 327 00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:22,422 'CAUSE THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS STEP. 328 00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:23,492 - OKAY. 329 00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:25,114 - YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU'RE 330 00:13:25,149 --> 00:13:27,323 100% READY FOR THIS. 331 00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:29,843 - THERE IS ONE PROBLEM. 332 00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:32,018 LATELY, I'VE BEEN A LITTLE CHAPPED. 333 00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:37,886 - WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? 334 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,095 - I'M TALKING ABOUT A LITTLE KISS. 335 00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:41,510 WHAT'D YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT? 336 00:13:41,544 --> 00:13:44,824 - I THOUGHT YOU WAS TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX. 337 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,273 - SEX? 338 00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:49,794 YOU GOT A DIRTY MIND FOR A FIRST LADY. 339 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,555 - I JUST GOT THE GIG, GIMME A CHANCE. 340 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,937 ALL RIGHT, KISSING I CAN HANDLE. 341 00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:57,664 YOU'RE GONNA NEED INCENSE, WINE, AND CANDLES. 342 00:13:57,698 --> 00:13:59,666 OOH, AND THIS. 343 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:00,840 SOME CHAPSTICK. 344 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,428 THIS'LL MAKE YOUR LIPS NICE AND SOFT. 345 00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:06,224 VERONICA WILL BE LUCKY TO GET A KISS OUT OF YOU. 346 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:08,295 - YOU THINK I SHOULD WAIT FOR AN OPENING? 347 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,987 - HELL NO! 348 00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:11,885 GO IN FULL TILT, SHE'LL LOVE IT. 349 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,991 - I'M GONNA DO IT. 350 00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:15,993 - GO GET 'EM, TIGER! 351 00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:18,996 [several voices, overlapping] - OVER HERE, MR. BALLENTINE! 352 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:22,068 - OH, GET OUT OF MY WAY! I GOTTA GO KISS SOMEBODY. 353 00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:26,037 - HEY WILLIE, I SEE YOU UP. 354 00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:27,728 ARE THOSE MY PAJAMAS? 355 00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:32,147 - YEAH. YOU NEED SOME NEW FABRIC SOFTENER, TOO. 356 00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:33,251 - LOOK AT ALL THEM OUT THERE, MAN. 357 00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:35,978 JUST WAITING ON ME TO MAKE A STATEMENT. 358 00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:38,291 EVERYBODY WANT A PIECE OF J.C., BOYCE. 359 00:14:38,325 --> 00:14:39,775 WHAT I'MA DO WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE? 360 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:42,640 - HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ASKING THE LORD? 361 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,401 - WELL, NO. I HADN'T REALLY TALKED TO HIM MUCH LATELY, 362 00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:47,645 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE I STARTED MAKING SO MUCH MONEY 363 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,268 AND REMIXED THE BIBLE ON TAPE. 364 00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:53,962 - YEAH, I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD'VE TICKED HIM OFF. 365 00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:54,997 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 366 00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:57,103 I MAY NOT EVER HEAR FROM HIM AGAIN. 367 00:14:57,137 --> 00:15:00,140 - NOW, YOU GOTTA REMEMBER, HE IS A FORGIVING GOD. 368 00:15:00,175 --> 00:15:01,590 "IF WE CONFESS OUR SINS, 369 00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:05,525 HE IS FAITHFUL AND JUST AND WILL FORGIVE US." 370 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,285 THAT'S 1 JOHN 1:9. 371 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,942 - THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 372 00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:11,013 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU REALLY ARE A GOOD PREACHER. 373 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:12,773 - YEAH, THAT'S TWO IN ONE DAY. 374 00:15:12,808 --> 00:15:15,190 I'M ACTUALLY ON A ROLL. 375 00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:16,191 - WELL, LOOK AT YOU GO. 376 00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:18,641 YOU THE REAL DEAL, REV. 377 00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:21,127 I BET YOUR SERMONS TOUCH PEOPLE'S LIVES, DON'T THEY? 378 00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:23,715 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 379 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,511 YES, THEY ARE PRETTY INSPIRATIONAL. 380 00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:27,650 YOU KNOW, WE ACTUALLY GOT 381 00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:29,756 24 NEW MEMBERS SINCE I STARTED PREACHING. 382 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,378 - IS THAT RIGHT? - YEAH. 383 00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,553 - WELL, I GOT ABOUT 400,000 FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER. 384 00:15:33,587 --> 00:15:35,900 - REALLY? - BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 385 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,315 I'M NOT A REAL PREACHER. 386 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,455 YOU'RE A REAL PREACHER. 387 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:40,974 MATTER OF FACT, 388 00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:42,942 I'M GONNA COME AND HEAR YOU SUNDAY. 389 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:46,152 I WANT YOU TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ME, SAYING, 390 00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:49,293 "J.C. CARPENTER'S AMAZING GOSPEL TRAVELING SHOW 391 00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:50,673 "IS BEING SHUT DOWN." 392 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:54,160 MATTER OF FACT, I'M GONNA TWEET IT RIGHT NOW. 393 00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:56,783 - UH--NOW, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 394 00:15:56,817 --> 00:16:00,545 - IT'S TOO LATE, I JUST TWEETED IT. 395 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:03,479 - LOOK, MY CHURCH ONLY HOLDS 150 PEOPLE. 396 00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:06,448 YOU JUST TOLD 400,000 YOU WOULD BE THERE. 397 00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,968 - WELL, YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET SOME MORE CHAIRS. 398 00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:13,834 - OH-HO, IT IS PACKED OUT THERE! 399 00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:16,147 I CAN'T WAIT TO DO MY THING. 400 00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,011 - OH YEAH. THE CHURCH IS AT CAPACITY. 401 00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:19,599 ACTUALLY, A LITTLE BIT OVER. 402 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:22,395 I GAVE THE FIRE MARSHAL A LITTLE TASTE. 403 00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:24,500 - GOOD THINKING, STAMPS. 404 00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:26,295 - STAMPS, WHY ARE YOU IN CHARGE OF THIS? 405 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:30,023 - ARE YOU GONNA JOB-BLOCK ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE? 406 00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:33,854 - HOW MANY OF MY FLOCK HAS GATHERED ON THE LAWN? 407 00:16:33,889 --> 00:16:36,236 - AW, THERE'S AT LEAST 1,000 PEOPLE OUT THERE. 408 00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:38,376 NOW, WE GOT A BIG SCREEN SET UP FOR EVERYONE TO WATCH 409 00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:39,895 YOUR REACTION TO BOYCE'S SERMON. 410 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:42,311 - WILLIE, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC? 411 00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:49,111 NOW, FOR SOMEONE WHO'S THINKING ABOUT QUITTING, 412 00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:51,665 YOU SEEM TO REALLY BE ENJOYING THIS. 413 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:55,359 - NO, I'M JUST SAVORING THE LAST FEW MOMENTS OF MY LIMELIGHT. 414 00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:57,361 THAT'S ALL. THAT'S ALL. 415 00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:59,018 - YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUIT? 416 00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,296 NOW, I'VE READ SOME OF YOUR TWEETS, 417 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:03,677 AND THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT COUNT ON YOU. 418 00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,645 - YEAH, THEY COUNT ON ME, BUT I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'. 419 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:09,338 I MEAN, I JUST BE MAKING IT UP AS I GO ALONG. 420 00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:11,064 - I DON'T KNOW. 421 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,722 I THINK MAYBE YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE SHOW 422 00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:16,242 AND FORGOT TO GIVE GOD THE SHINE. 423 00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:19,245 BUT NOW THAT YOU KNOW THIS, MAYBE YOU CAN DO A BETTER JOB. 424 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:22,351 - I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STOP HARASSING MY CLIENT. 425 00:17:22,386 --> 00:17:27,149 - I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO SIT DOWN BEFORE I HARASS YOU. 426 00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:30,739 WILLIE, IF YOU CAN QUIT BEING A PREACHER, THEN QUIT. 427 00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:35,399 BUT IF YOU CAN'T, YOU'VE BEEN CALLED. 428 00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,297 - I COULD QUIT. 429 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:39,472 - ALL RIGHT, I'MA GO TELL EVERYBODY. 430 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:40,818 - WE'RE ON THE MOVE. 431 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,441 - STAMPS, WHY ARE YOU TALKING INTO YOUR SLEEVE? 432 00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:45,788 - 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW WE DO. 433 00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:54,832 - HI, VERONICA. 434 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:58,180 SO, HOW'D IT GO LAST NIGHT, TIGER? 435 00:17:58,215 --> 00:17:59,492 - JUST FINE. 436 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,431 - AMEN, AMEN. 437 00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:08,880 - AMEN, AMEN. 438 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:12,367 - NOW, I KNOW THAT A LOT OF YOU CAME HERE TO SEE J.C. CARPENTER. 439 00:18:12,401 --> 00:18:14,438 - YES! - YEAH! 440 00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:16,992 - I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, BUT HE WON'T BE HERE. 441 00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:18,097 - AW! - OH! 442 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,823 - J.C. IS AT A CROSSROADS. 443 00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:23,343 SEE, ONE ROAD THAT HE COULD FOLLOW 444 00:18:23,378 --> 00:18:26,588 LEADS HIM TO FAME, MONEY, AND THE LIMELIGHT, 445 00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:28,590 WHILE THE OTHER LEADS HIM TO-- 446 00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:30,385 - I'M GONNA TAKE THAT FIRST ROAD! 447 00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:32,249 - OH! - WHOO! 448 00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:34,354 - HELLO, EVERYBODY! I AM BACK! 449 00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:42,362 [cheers and applause] 450 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,744 NOW, LOOKY HERE. 451 00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:50,681 IT'S TAKEN A REAL PREACHER TO HELP THEPREACHER 452 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,614 FIND HIS WAY AGAIN. 453 00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:54,512 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! - YEAH! 454 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:56,618 - WELL, WELCOME BACK TO THE MOUNTAINTOP, BROTHER. 455 00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:58,792 - THANK YOU. I'LL TAKE IT OVER FROM HERE, OKAY? 456 00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,380 - NOT IN MY CHURCH, YOU CAN'T. 457 00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:02,210 [laughter] 458 00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:04,419 - I COULD NEVER QUIT PREACHING. 459 00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:06,490 I TRIED AND I TRIED, BUT IT'S LIKE, 460 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,664 IT'S LIKE A FIRE SHUT UP IN MY BONES. 461 00:19:08,699 --> 00:19:09,872 - WHOO! - YEAH! 462 00:19:09,907 --> 00:19:11,219 - AND IF YOU FEEL THAT FIRE THIS EVENING, 463 00:19:11,253 --> 00:19:12,392 LET ME HEAR YOU SAY "YEAH"! 464 00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:13,600 - YEAH! - YEAH! 465 00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:15,326 - SEE, I DON'T THINK YOU FEEL THE FIRE. 466 00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:17,777 UH-UH, AND I DON'T THINK YOU SEE THE LIGHT. 467 00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:20,124 'CAUSE WHEN I FEEL THE SPIRIT IN ME, 468 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,436 IT MAKE ME WANT TO DANCE... 469 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,196 - DANCE! - DANCE! 470 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,887 - ALL NIGHT, NIGHT, NIGHT. 471 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,889 OH, I KIND OF FEEL SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 472 00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:29,823 - WHAT YOU FEEL, BROTHER? - I'M FEELING SOMETHING. HUH! 473 00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:33,862 ♪ YEAH, I FEEL THE LORD - ♪ I FEEL THE LORD 474 00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:36,554 - ♪ I FEEL HIS POWER - ♪ I FEEL HIS POWER 475 00:19:36,589 --> 00:19:39,730 - ♪ RUNNIN' THROUGH EVERY PART OF ME ♪ 476 00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:41,801 - ♪ I FEEL THE LORD - ♪ I FEEL THE LORD 477 00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:44,183 - ♪ I FEEL HIS POWER - ♪ I FEEL HIS POWER 478 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,599 - ♪ RUNNIN' THROUGH EVERY PART OF ME ♪ 479 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,048 - ♪ YEAH 480 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,602 - ♪ HE SAVES US ALL - ♪ HE SAVES US ALL 481 00:19:49,636 --> 00:19:52,087 - ♪ AND MY SPIRIT - ♪ AND MY SPIRIT 482 00:19:52,121 --> 00:19:55,435 - ♪ SET MY SPIRIT FREE 483 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,437 - ♪ I FEEL THE LORD - ♪ I FEEL THE LORD 484 00:19:57,472 --> 00:20:00,199 - ♪ I FEEL HIS POWER - ♪ I FEEL HIS POWER 485 00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:02,718 - ♪ YEAH 486 00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:04,651 ♪ YEAH 487 00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:08,586 ♪ SPANKIN' AIN'T JUST FOR KIDS ♪ 488 00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:12,452 ♪ SOMETIMES A MAN GOTTA DO WHAT HE GOTTA DO ♪ 489 00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:14,282 ♪ YEAH 490 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:15,697 ♪ 491 00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:19,459 ♪ SPANKIN' AIN'T JUST FOR KIDS, GIRL ♪ 492 00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:20,943 ♪ IT MIGHT BE ROUGH 493 00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:23,567 ♪ BUT YOU CAN'T CALL IT ABUSE ♪ 494 00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:24,844 ♪ OH, NO 495 00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:27,536 ♪ GIRL, GET ME A SWITCH 36161

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