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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,178 --> 00:01:43,144 Confiscat. 2 00:01:43,179 --> 00:01:45,793 Da�i-mi drumul. 3 00:01:49,216 --> 00:01:55,149 Aparatele mele. 4 00:01:55,284 --> 00:01:58,893 Jacky, au mai prins un fotograf! 5 00:02:02,186 --> 00:02:04,052 Nu am niciodat� lini�te cu tine, Hary! 6 00:02:04,187 --> 00:02:07,153 Nu �tiam c� oamenii mai sunt interesa�i de vedete de cinema. 7 00:02:07,188 --> 00:02:10,190 Nu mai sunt. Cu excep�ia cazurilor �n care sunt �nso�ite de politicieni. 8 00:02:10,225 --> 00:02:12,155 �n cazul �sta, am plecat. 9 00:02:12,190 --> 00:02:15,056 Nu fi r�u, Hary! C�nd te �ntorci? 10 00:02:15,191 --> 00:02:21,020 M�ine, sau cine �tie c�nd rezolv problema cu chinezii. 11 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:26,196 F� pace repede, dulcea�� �i �ntoarce-te la mine. 12 00:02:26,231 --> 00:02:29,162 Zis �i f�cut! 13 00:02:29,197 --> 00:02:32,163 - Hary! - Da scumpo. 14 00:02:32,198 --> 00:02:35,180 Iar �i-ai uitat ochelarii. 15 00:04:33,281 --> 00:04:35,783 Pleac�! 16 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:45,070 Prinde�i-l! 17 00:05:06,244 --> 00:05:07,859 Repede! Gr�be�te-te! Demareaz�! 18 00:05:08,304 --> 00:05:11,452 Demareaz� odat�! 19 00:05:42,494 --> 00:05:46,143 �MI SARE �AND�RA 20 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:49,044 Traducator: mOBY2 21 00:07:04,306 --> 00:07:08,308 Pierre, gr�be�te-te! Iar o s� �nt�rzii la liceu! 22 00:07:08,343 --> 00:07:11,274 - Vin! - �i nu-�i uita servieta! 23 00:07:11,309 --> 00:07:13,310 - Domnul vine s� ia pr�nzul? - Ce avem de m�ncare? 24 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:15,276 Doamna a preg�tit "Paela" 25 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:18,812 - Iau masa �n ora�. - Bine domnule. 26 00:07:18,847 --> 00:07:22,313 Pierre, plec! O s� mergi pe jos. 27 00:07:22,348 --> 00:07:26,061 Vin acum! A�teapt�-m�! 28 00:07:42,321 --> 00:07:46,322 - Bun� ziua, domnule primar. - Bun� ziua doamn� Renaud. 29 00:07:46,357 --> 00:07:50,289 M� a�teapt� o zi �nc�rcat�. Toat� diminea�a la clinic�, 30 00:07:50,324 --> 00:07:53,326 dup�-amiaza, �nt�lnire cu electoratul... O s�-mi faci un mic serviciu. 31 00:07:53,361 --> 00:07:54,291 Cu pl�cere, tat�. 32 00:07:54,326 --> 00:07:57,327 E prima �edin��. Vreau s� atac cu un discurs care s� ajung� la �int�. 33 00:07:57,362 --> 00:07:58,293 Numai c� nu am avut timp s�-l scriu. 34 00:07:58,328 --> 00:08:01,294 Tu te-ai descurcat foarte bine ultima dat�. 35 00:08:01,329 --> 00:08:04,330 E�ti foarte talentat. Ar trebui s� te ocupi mai mult de politic�. 36 00:08:04,365 --> 00:08:07,296 Eu n-o s� tr�iesc ve�nic. la mapa ro�ie din servieta mea. 37 00:08:07,331 --> 00:08:11,833 "Cur��enia public�", "Lupta �mpotriva erotismului �i pornografiei", 38 00:08:11,868 --> 00:08:16,335 "Ni�te cet��eni cura�i �ntr-un ora� curat", "Copiii ne privesc"... 39 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:21,461 Fraze scurte, �ocante. O s� vezi, e foarte u�or. 40 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:30,779 Facem pariu c� n-are chilo�i? 41 00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:40,344 Ce porc�rie! Trebuie s� pun s� le acopere. 42 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:44,108 - O s� fie acoperit�. - Bravo! 43 00:08:48,382 --> 00:08:53,314 Amuzant! 44 00:08:53,349 --> 00:08:56,465 - Trec pe la 12. - �i cursurile mele? 45 00:09:00,352 --> 00:09:03,353 Dac� vre�i o fotografie foarte bun�, Trece�i pe la ora 15 pe la ziar 46 00:09:03,388 --> 00:09:04,354 �i v� fac una impecabil�. 47 00:09:04,389 --> 00:09:07,320 Profu'! Pa! 48 00:09:07,355 --> 00:09:09,356 Ce faci? Te a�tept de un sfert de or�. 49 00:09:09,391 --> 00:09:10,321 Ag���ndu-le pe elevele mele! 50 00:09:10,356 --> 00:09:11,322 Nu! La 9:00 diminea�a? E ceva mult mai serios. 51 00:09:11,357 --> 00:09:13,858 Am o chestie nemaipomenit�. Rescrie asta p�n� dup�-amiaza. 52 00:09:13,893 --> 00:09:16,359 �mi pare r�u, dar mi-a dat tat� deja o tem�. E imposibil. 53 00:09:16,394 --> 00:09:18,324 - Nu po�i s� m� la�i balt�! - Ai ajuns prea t�rziu. 54 00:09:18,359 --> 00:09:21,361 M- ai ajutat �ntotdeauna. La liceu, tu �mi f�ceai temele, 55 00:09:21,396 --> 00:09:23,326 �n armat�, st�teai de planton �n locul meu, 56 00:09:23,361 --> 00:09:25,362 de c�nd sunt ziarist, �mi rescrii articolele... 57 00:09:25,397 --> 00:09:27,363 - Nu ai dreptul s� m� la�i balt�. - N-am timp. 58 00:09:27,398 --> 00:09:32,330 Uit�-te la pozele astea. Sunt �nc� umede. 59 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:36,367 Am stat toat� noaptea �ntr-o piscin� ca s� le fac. ��i dai seama ce articol! 60 00:09:36,402 --> 00:09:38,332 Iar ea? Dar de ce o tot urm�ri�i? 61 00:09:38,367 --> 00:09:40,333 �i mai intereseaz� pe oameni vedetele de cinema? 62 00:09:40,368 --> 00:09:43,369 Domnule Durois, domnul director v� cheam� imediat la el �n birou. 63 00:09:43,404 --> 00:09:45,335 Bine, domni�oar�, vin! 64 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:51,242 Contez pe tine. Trec dup� amiaz�. Bun� ziua! Locui�i cu p�rin�ii? 65 00:09:55,409 --> 00:09:57,892 - Ghici! - Daniele. 66 00:09:57,927 --> 00:10:00,376 - Ai c�tigat! - Ce? 67 00:10:00,411 --> 00:10:01,341 Asta. 68 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,639 E�ti nebun�? Nu suntem c�s�tori�i �nc�. 69 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,851 M� duc la ora de sport. Ne vedem la pauz�. 70 00:10:09,415 --> 00:10:12,005 Intr�! 71 00:10:13,381 --> 00:10:17,330 Domnule director... M� scuza�i. 72 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,902 T�lpicii! 73 00:10:20,937 --> 00:10:22,350 Scuze! 74 00:10:22,385 --> 00:10:25,886 Confratele dumneavoastr�, prof. Bernier, tocmai s-a �mboln�vit. 75 00:10:25,921 --> 00:10:29,353 Nu a putut termina de corectat lucr�rile de la bacalaureat. 76 00:10:29,388 --> 00:10:30,763 Am s� v� cer s� le corecta�i dumneavoastr�. 77 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,389 V� mul�umesc pentru �ncredere. 78 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:36,390 Face�i-o cu seriozitate. Calitatea corecturilor va fi studiat� �i notat�. 79 00:10:36,425 --> 00:10:41,357 - Avansarea dumneavoastr� depinde de asta. Evident... 80 00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:47,395 Apropo, domnule Durois, preda�i cumva cursuri de educa�ie sexual�? 81 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:49,361 Nu, domnule director. 82 00:10:49,396 --> 00:10:53,397 Atunci, evita�i "practica" �n interiorul �colii. 83 00:10:53,432 --> 00:10:56,363 Suntem aproape logodi�i, domnule director. 84 00:10:56,398 --> 00:10:58,364 Chiar dac� a�i fi c�s�tori�i, ar fi acela�i lucru. 85 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:01,400 Nu m� obliga�i s� v� pedepsesc. Nu cred c� tat�l dumneavoastr� ar aprecia. 86 00:11:01,435 --> 00:11:03,366 Nu, deloc. 87 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:07,403 V� a�teapt� elevii. S�-mi da�i repede lucr�rile. 88 00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:09,720 Dup� ce le corecta�i... 89 00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:12,584 Aaa, da, scuza�i! 90 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:23,283 T�lpicii, domnule Durois! 91 00:11:56,422 --> 00:11:57,387 Bun� ziua! Pute�i s� lua�i loc. 92 00:11:57,422 --> 00:12:02,389 F apar�ine lui B F+P=ex sin y... 93 00:12:02,424 --> 00:12:09,427 Primul interval va fi 0 �i 2pi, de unde rezult� F=e - cos x - sin x, 94 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:15,395 iar derivat� =. 95 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,395 Trasez cercul trigonometric... 96 00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:20,397 Aceasta derivat� se anuleaz� prin valorile lui pi care e egal cu x/4. 97 00:12:20,432 --> 00:12:22,711 Deducem tabloul varia�iilor urm�toare... 98 00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:29,435 F=cos 2x, x cre�te �i descre�te, cre�te �i descre�te. 99 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:34,437 M= F sin pi/4, adic� radical de pi/2... 100 00:12:34,472 --> 00:12:38,404 aF = 1/2=-2m. 101 00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:44,941 Nu uita�i a doua parte! Pi/4, ha�ur�m... 102 00:12:44,976 --> 00:12:51,444 Nu uita�i de a-ul de aici a b u sin X + 2. 103 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,409 A �n�eles toat� lumea? 104 00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:57,446 M� scuza�i domnule, func�ia este integrabil� conform teoriei lui Newman �n intervalul AB? 105 00:12:57,481 --> 00:13:00,412 - Bine�n�eles! Da. - Bine domnule. 106 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,230 Ave�i 30 de minute s� demonstra�i teorema invers�. 107 00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:05,140 Mul�umesc! 108 00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:13,994 Pe locuri! 109 00:14:14,029 --> 00:14:17,443 Respir�m! 110 00:14:17,478 --> 00:14:21,445 Pe v�rfuri! Trage�i aer �n piept! 111 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:32,484 Suge�i burta, l�sa�i umerii �n jos, cobor��i! 112 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:35,450 Pe v�rfuri, �n�l�a�i-v�, cobor��i! 113 00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:42,488 Continua�i! Pe v�rfuri, l�sa�i umerii �n jos, respira�i! 114 00:14:42,523 --> 00:14:45,289 Capul sus! 115 00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:57,459 Ridica�i-v�! 116 00:14:57,494 --> 00:14:59,460 Pute�i s� v� a�eza�i! 117 00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:03,406 Domnule Durois, au r�mas c�teva lucr�ri �n biroul meu. 118 00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:31,463 Fi�i discret domnule Durois! Mult mai discret! 119 00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:57,850 Lucra�i! 120 00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:50,465 Repede! 121 00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:58,277 Am g�sit pozele! 122 00:17:02,579 --> 00:17:06,510 Ajut�-m�! 123 00:17:06,545 --> 00:17:10,547 Nu-mi place asta! E�ti complet nebun�. 124 00:17:10,582 --> 00:17:12,513 E pauz�, putem s� ne distr�m. 125 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:14,513 Nu �n fa�a elevelor mele. Ne pot vedea. 126 00:17:14,548 --> 00:17:17,049 Domnul Durois �i pierde demnitatea... Ce amuzant! 127 00:17:17,084 --> 00:17:19,550 - Mie nu mi se pare amuzant deloc. - Ajut�-m�! 128 00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:23,517 - Nici vorb�! - Numai la o mi�care. 129 00:17:23,552 --> 00:17:26,553 Directorul mi-a spus s� fiu mai discret �n ceea ce prive�te rela�ia noastr�. 130 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,554 Nu suntem c�s�tori�i �nc�. �i chiar �i c�s�tori�i... 131 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,520 Bine, nu ne mai c�s�torim! 132 00:17:31,555 --> 00:17:34,556 - Daniele, ce spui? - Nu ne mai c�s�torim! 133 00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:37,557 - Nu vorbe�ti serios! - Tu e�ti prea serios! 134 00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:41,920 Daniele! 135 00:17:48,562 --> 00:17:50,062 A�teapt�-m�! 136 00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:51,528 M� p�c�le�ti! 137 00:17:51,563 --> 00:17:54,852 Daniele! Las�-m� s�-�i vorbesc! 138 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:04,568 Ce-ar fi s� schimb�m dosarele? 139 00:18:04,603 --> 00:18:07,108 Stai, ia asta! 140 00:18:10,571 --> 00:18:14,537 - Ce anume a�tep�i de la mine? - S� fi mai liber, s� mi�ti! 141 00:18:14,572 --> 00:18:17,573 Vreau s� am un so� care s�-mi ofere o anumit� form� de fantezie. 142 00:18:17,608 --> 00:18:21,575 Dac�-i a�a, o s� vin la ore �ntr-un smoching roz cu paiete, 143 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:24,093 cu un nas de clovn �i cu buzunarele pline de confetti. 144 00:18:24,128 --> 00:18:26,853 �i elevelor mele o s� le vorbesc despre verzi �i uscate. 145 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,578 Pot chiar s� dansez pe muzic� pop cu directorul, dac� vrei. 146 00:18:29,613 --> 00:18:32,579 - Nu e de ajuns. - Nu? Nu! 147 00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:37,178 Dar nu sunt un clovn! 148 00:18:45,489 --> 00:18:48,313 �n sf�r�it, e�ti amuzant. 149 00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:59,555 Ei bine! Glumeai, nu? 150 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:04,592 Dac� ai fi mai pu�in crispat, poate �i-ai fi dat seama. 151 00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:09,354 Domnule profesor, suntem privi�i! 152 00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:14,596 - Ne vedem desear�? - De acord. 153 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:17,599 Ave�i grij�! Vine! 154 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,567 U �i V apar�in imaginii lui F oricare ar fi lambda �i miu... 155 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:37,605 deci imaginea lui F e un subspa�iu vectorial a lui R' �i a�a mai departe... 156 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,571 A�i �n�eles? 157 00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:42,792 Lua�i o foaie de h�rtie �i demonstra�i teorema invers�. Mul�umesc! 158 00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:14,137 A�eza�i-v�! 159 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,586 Ai terminat? 160 00:20:17,621 --> 00:20:19,622 Gr�be�te-te! Sunt a�teptat la teatrul municipal, 161 00:20:19,657 --> 00:20:23,146 �n cel�lalt cap�t al ora�ului. 162 00:20:43,631 --> 00:20:46,222 Lipsesc pu�in. Continua�i f�r� mine. 163 00:20:59,638 --> 00:21:01,638 Daniele, te rog, �mprumut�-mi ma�ina ta! 164 00:21:01,673 --> 00:21:03,604 - Acum?! - Da, e urgent. 165 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:06,640 Tata a plecat cu lucr�rile pe care trebuia s� le corectez 166 00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:09,607 sau cu articolul... sau Patrick... Nu mai �tiu. 167 00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:13,643 Cum discursul lui e la mine �i el trebuie... M� rog, e urgent! 168 00:21:13,678 --> 00:21:15,609 Dar �i-au luat permisul acum trei luni. 169 00:21:15,644 --> 00:21:17,645 Da, dar mi-l dau m�ine. Ce conteaz� o zi mai devreme. 170 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:22,965 - Daniele, te rog! - Bine. Ai grij�! 171 00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:47,936 Ce faci, idiotule? 172 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:57,626 Suntem convin�i c� �i ve�i acorda din nou �ncrederea dumneavoastr� 173 00:21:57,661 --> 00:22:03,663 domnului Hubert Durois, primarul nostru, aici de fa��, care a f�cut at�tea 174 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:07,665 ca s� redea ora�ului nostru o demnitate, o cur��enie �i o siguran�� 175 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:11,666 �n spiritul tradi�iei istorice a municipiului nostru. 176 00:22:11,701 --> 00:22:14,377 Domnul Hubert Durois! 177 00:22:40,678 --> 00:22:45,680 Dragi prieteni, nu vom putea sublinia niciodat� �ndeajuns 178 00:22:45,715 --> 00:22:50,647 importanta moralit��ii �n via�a public� �i familial�. 179 00:22:50,682 --> 00:22:59,256 �n aceast� lume, �n care fesa e regina �i chiar �i reginele �i arat�... 180 00:23:19,728 --> 00:23:23,660 Domnul Patrick Benaudin, v� rog? 181 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:27,196 M� scuza�i! Cu domnul Patrick Benaudin, v� rog? 182 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:30,465 - Voi ce c�uta�i aici? - Dar dumneavoastr�? 183 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:33,699 A�i auzit, �l caut pe domnul Patrick Benaudin. 184 00:23:33,734 --> 00:23:36,665 - �i noi. - Vrea s� ne fac� fotografii. 185 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,679 Le spuneam domni�oarelor c� domnul nu e aici. 186 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,702 E plecat la film�ri. 187 00:23:40,737 --> 00:23:44,721 Nu v-a dat un dosar portocaliu cam ca acesta? V� rog! 188 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:48,705 Nu, n-a trecut pe aici. A sunt doar. Nu cred c� revine. 189 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:53,707 P�stra�i-l, e pentru el. La revedere! 190 00:23:53,742 --> 00:23:56,673 - Ave�i ma�ina? Da, de ce? 191 00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:58,709 - Ne duce�i la film�ri? - �tiu eu unde au loc. 192 00:23:58,744 --> 00:24:00,674 La cinci minute de aici! 193 00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:02,210 Sunte�i elevele mele. Nici vorb�! 194 00:24:02,245 --> 00:24:03,676 - Haide�i v� rug�m! - Am zis nu! 195 00:24:03,711 --> 00:24:05,676 Nu v� face�i griji, cursurile s-au terminat. 196 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:08,713 - Acum face�i la dreapta. - Dar asta e drumul spre liceu. 197 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,714 - Da trecem prin fa��. - Nu e �i un alt drum? 198 00:24:11,749 --> 00:24:13,680 - Nu. - Dar ne pot vedea! 199 00:24:13,715 --> 00:24:16,681 �mi �i imaginez fa�a directorului dac� ne vede! 200 00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:19,682 �i cu profu' de mate, pe deasupra! �i �n timpul orelor. 201 00:24:19,717 --> 00:24:23,719 - O s�-�i imagineze multe lucruri. - �i dac� ne vede profa de sport? 202 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:27,971 - Gata, cobor��i! - Nu, merge�i mai departe! Am o idee. 203 00:25:11,773 --> 00:25:14,704 Ajutor! 204 00:25:14,739 --> 00:25:18,740 Sunt doi poli�i�ti �n ap�! �n partea asta! 205 00:25:18,775 --> 00:25:20,706 Jandarmii! 206 00:25:20,741 --> 00:25:25,743 Noi, c�nd am deschis portierele... 207 00:25:25,778 --> 00:25:27,709 Actele la control! 208 00:25:27,744 --> 00:25:30,710 Da! Cinci secunde! Venim! Repede, �n ma�in�! 209 00:25:30,745 --> 00:25:33,746 Prezenta�i actele! O s� v� coste scump! �ntoarce�i-v�! 210 00:25:33,781 --> 00:25:39,808 V� ordon s� v� �ntoarce�i! 211 00:25:46,752 --> 00:25:49,718 �nainte de a �ncepe, a� vrea s� le explic pu�in 212 00:25:49,753 --> 00:25:53,754 prietenilor no�trii ziari�ti �i fotografi dubla pe care o filmez. 213 00:25:53,789 --> 00:25:59,722 Eu spun c� e cea mai pitoreasc�, 214 00:25:59,757 --> 00:26:03,723 cea mai dinamic� �i mai deosebit� din filmul meu. 215 00:26:03,758 --> 00:26:07,760 �i poate cea mai dificil�, fiindc� nu voi putea repeta aceast� dubl�. 216 00:26:07,795 --> 00:26:09,726 O s� v� povestesc apoi... 217 00:26:09,761 --> 00:26:16,728 Gar� pe care o vede�i va s�ri �n aer. 218 00:26:16,763 --> 00:26:20,765 Avem zece camere. Voi vede�i patru, dar ele sunt zece. 219 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,731 A�a, pot t�ia �i lipi. 220 00:26:23,766 --> 00:26:30,268 �i vin indienii, �ncercuiesc gara �i se preg�tesc s-o arunce �n aer. 221 00:26:30,303 --> 00:26:36,771 �n gar�, e protagonista, Jaky. Ea �i vede pe indieni, iese cu pu�ca, 222 00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:42,739 �ncepe s� trag�, omoar� vreo 50 de indieni... 223 00:26:42,774 --> 00:26:47,484 �n cele din urm�, un indian cu o s�geat�... Moare �i ea. 224 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,951 Termina�i! Nu v�d nimic. 225 00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:56,779 Lua�i-o pe drumul de la dreapta. E o scurt�tur�. 226 00:26:56,814 --> 00:27:01,746 E toat� lumea gata? 227 00:27:01,781 --> 00:27:05,783 - Iepura�ule, tu e�ti gata? - Da, c�nd vrei tu, Claudio. 228 00:27:05,818 --> 00:27:07,749 - Putem s� �ncepem? - Da. 229 00:27:07,784 --> 00:27:15,787 E toat� lumea gata? Lini�te atunci! Lini�te absolut�! 230 00:27:15,822 --> 00:27:19,753 Motor! 231 00:27:19,788 --> 00:27:24,790 Se filmeaz�? Auzi zgomotul? Da, se filmeaz�. 232 00:27:24,825 --> 00:27:28,429 - Se filmeaz�? - Da, a�tept. Ac�iune! 233 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,949 Ce face? 234 00:28:07,807 --> 00:28:10,774 E bine! E bine! 235 00:28:10,809 --> 00:28:15,522 - Sigur e pe acolo? - Da, merge�i mai departe. 236 00:28:23,814 --> 00:28:28,816 Ce-i cu ma�ina aia? Cine-i idiotul �la care a intrat pe c�mp cu ma�ina? 237 00:28:28,851 --> 00:28:33,777 Uite, o c�su��! Mergem acolo. 238 00:28:34,853 --> 00:28:39,785 Trece�i mai departe! 239 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:41,786 O s� m� opresc acolo ca s� �ntreb. 240 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:45,823 Ce se �nt�mpl�? Ce caut� ma�ina aia pe c�mp? 241 00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:47,861 �l caut pe Patrick. 242 00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:54,791 Pleca�i! 243 00:28:54,826 --> 00:28:58,828 Mi-a distrus scena! La naiba! Cretinule! 244 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:02,829 Stai a�a! Ce faci acolo? 245 00:29:02,864 --> 00:29:05,339 Cred c� deranj�m. 246 00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:38,107 Ma�ina lui Patrick! Apuca�i-v� s� da�i jos roata! 247 00:29:38,108 --> 00:29:40,196 Vin imediat! 248 00:29:40,889 --> 00:29:44,811 Da' are tupeu! 249 00:29:44,846 --> 00:29:47,812 Dac�-l prind pe cretinul �la... 250 00:29:47,847 --> 00:29:54,306 Mi-a distrus filmul! Prinde�i-l! Uite-i ma�ina! 251 00:29:54,885 --> 00:29:56,851 �l fac praf! �l str�ng de g�t! 252 00:29:56,886 --> 00:29:57,816 �i rup g�tul! 253 00:29:57,851 --> 00:29:59,817 Domni�oara se schimb� acum? 254 00:29:59,852 --> 00:30:01,853 Nu, plec�m! O s� m� schimb acas�. 255 00:30:01,888 --> 00:30:05,400 G�si�i-l imediat! 256 00:30:09,856 --> 00:30:12,857 S�racul! N-a� vrea s� fiu �n locul lui. 257 00:30:12,892 --> 00:30:14,748 Dac� �l prinde Claudio... 258 00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:42,834 Ce se �nt�mpl�? 259 00:30:42,869 --> 00:30:44,870 Iar ai uitat s� gole�ti cada? 260 00:30:44,905 --> 00:30:47,013 Am plecat repede. 261 00:32:22,909 --> 00:32:26,418 - O sear� bun� domni�oar�. - Mul�umesc. 262 00:33:14,964 --> 00:33:17,931 De trei ore a�tept. M- am s�turat! 263 00:33:17,966 --> 00:33:20,897 O s�-�i deschidem u�a! 264 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:23,933 E blocat�. Nu �n�eleg. Nu avea nimic dup�-amiaza. 265 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:26,951 Bine�n�eles, a fost lovit�. Uite, e �ndoit�! 266 00:33:26,986 --> 00:33:29,935 - Nu eu am f�cut asta. - Dar ai mu�chi! 267 00:33:29,970 --> 00:33:30,901 Gata! Gata! 268 00:33:30,936 --> 00:33:34,937 Mai am doar dou� ore la dispozi�ie. 269 00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:36,410 Fir-ar s� fie! 270 00:33:43,976 --> 00:33:46,907 Gata! 271 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,908 Miroase a porc p�rlit, nu �i se pare? 272 00:33:49,943 --> 00:33:51,944 Vine de la buc�t�rie. Avem frig�rui desear�. 273 00:33:51,979 --> 00:33:53,950 Bun! 274 00:35:03,973 --> 00:35:06,065 E cineva aici? 275 00:35:22,942 --> 00:35:24,026 E cineva aici? 276 00:35:36,506 --> 00:35:37,935 E cineva aici? 277 00:35:58,143 --> 00:36:00,361 E cineva aici? 278 00:36:05,347 --> 00:36:08,756 Scuza�i-m�! 279 00:36:30,007 --> 00:36:36,009 Du-te la culcare, pisicu�� frumoas�! 280 00:36:36,044 --> 00:36:38,516 Du-te la culcare! 281 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:53,835 Minou, vino! 282 00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:20,712 Pot s� vorbesc cu Harry Welsinger, v� rog? 283 00:37:24,028 --> 00:37:26,029 Domnilor, dup� cum v-am spus, problemele acestei ��ri au o mare importan��. 284 00:37:26,064 --> 00:37:29,030 Dup� ultima �nt�lnire cu presa, s- a hot�r�t c�... 285 00:37:29,065 --> 00:37:30,031 Domnule Welsinger, e pentru dumneavoastr�. 286 00:37:30,066 --> 00:37:33,032 - Pre�edintele! - Nu, e Jacky. 287 00:37:33,067 --> 00:37:34,998 Scuza�i-m�, e Jacky. 288 00:37:35,033 --> 00:37:38,534 - Bun�, Harry! Sunt Jacky. - Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 289 00:37:38,569 --> 00:37:41,803 Te-am sunt s�-�i spun noapte bun�, dulcea��. 290 00:37:41,838 --> 00:37:45,002 Dar ��i dai seama c� e ora 8 diminea�a? 291 00:37:45,037 --> 00:37:49,038 �i-am mai spus asta de o sut� de ori, c� e o diferen�� de fus orar. 292 00:37:49,073 --> 00:37:51,556 Nu-i intr� deloc �n cap. 293 00:37:51,591 --> 00:37:54,005 Bine�n�eles c� m� deranjezi. 294 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,006 Sunt �n mijlocul unei importante conferin�e de pace. 295 00:37:57,041 --> 00:38:01,043 Trebuie s� ob�in o semn�tur� �nainte ca urm�toarea bomb� s� cad� pe noi. 296 00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:06,010 - Harry, m� plictisesc. - E�ti singur�? 297 00:38:06,045 --> 00:38:08,046 Bine�n�eles. Cu cine crezi c� a� putea s� fiu? 298 00:38:08,081 --> 00:38:09,011 Am �ntrebat �i eu... 299 00:38:09,046 --> 00:38:11,012 �nc� o noapte cu pastile de dormit... 300 00:38:11,047 --> 00:38:16,049 Nu lua nici o pastil�, cite�te ceva! "R�zboi �i pace" de exemplu. 301 00:38:16,084 --> 00:38:19,050 Am citit cartea aia. Am citit-o de o mie de ori. 302 00:38:19,085 --> 00:38:23,017 Mai cite�te-o odat�. 303 00:38:23,052 --> 00:38:27,992 E�ti tot �n conferin�� la ora asta t�rzie? 304 00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:35,952 Vroiam doar s�-�i dau o s�rutare. 305 00:39:05,103 --> 00:39:08,421 Scuza�i-m�! 306 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:16,211 Pe el, Minou! 307 00:39:19,385 --> 00:39:25,041 �nceteaz�! 308 00:39:25,076 --> 00:39:28,077 O vorb� dac� zic, �i sare pe dumneavoastr�. 309 00:39:28,112 --> 00:39:29,095 Nu mi�ca�i! Chem poli�ia. 310 00:39:29,130 --> 00:39:30,604 Dar eu nu sunt un ho�! 311 00:39:30,639 --> 00:39:32,044 Dar ce sunte�i, ziarist? 312 00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:35,080 Nu, sunt profesor de matematic� la colegiul Bernadette. 313 00:39:35,115 --> 00:39:38,081 Tata e deputat, primar, chirurg. 314 00:39:38,116 --> 00:39:39,047 Din cauza lui Patrick! 315 00:39:39,082 --> 00:39:41,083 El a plecat cu lucr�rile de la bacalaureat, tata, cu... 316 00:39:41,118 --> 00:39:44,929 Nu conteaz�! �i eu am r�mas cu discursul. 317 00:39:45,064 --> 00:39:46,050 Nu am �n�eles nimic. 318 00:39:46,085 --> 00:39:51,786 Oricum, pute�i chema poli�ia dac� vre�i. 319 00:39:54,088 --> 00:40:02,091 - Dar v-am v�zut mai devreme! - Eu conduceam ma�inu�a galben�. 320 00:40:02,126 --> 00:40:09,111 Dumneata erai? Dar e�ti un adev�rat pericol public! 321 00:40:09,146 --> 00:40:13,949 S- a �nt�mplat recent... Pute�i s� stinge�i lumina? 322 00:40:16,096 --> 00:40:20,098 - A�adar, e�ti profesor de matematic�... - Cobor s� v� ar�t... 323 00:40:20,133 --> 00:40:24,117 o clip�! C�t face la p�trat? 324 00:40:24,152 --> 00:40:28,101 A p�trat plus 2ab plus b p�trat. 325 00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:33,419 F sin ax + b y'? 326 00:40:34,656 --> 00:40:38,881 - Y= a cos ax + b 327 00:40:38,916 --> 00:40:43,072 Pot s� cobor? 328 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:48,109 Bine, dar nu uita, spun un cuv�nt �i Minou sare pe dumneata. 329 00:40:48,144 --> 00:40:51,075 - Minou? Ce nume! Chiar vre�i s�-i spun? 330 00:40:51,110 --> 00:40:56,112 - Dac� �l spun din �nt�mplare? Nu ave�i cum. E un cuv�nt grecesc. 331 00:40:56,147 --> 00:41:01,304 - Nu �tiu dec�t "Niarkos". - E cel�lalt! 332 00:41:01,534 --> 00:41:03,793 - "Onassis"? - Da. 333 00:41:08,670 --> 00:41:12,721 V� ar�t actele mele. 334 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:20,622 Pierre Durois, profesor de matematic�. 335 00:41:20,657 --> 00:41:26,089 Ia te uit�, s�ngerezi! Vino �ncoace! 336 00:41:26,124 --> 00:41:28,090 Pe de o parte, un isteric care vrea s� m� omoare, 337 00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:30,126 pe de alta, doi copoi care m� urm�resc. 338 00:41:30,127 --> 00:41:32,127 Mi-am permis s� m� arunc �n rulota dumneavoastr�. 339 00:41:32,162 --> 00:41:35,128 Am vrut s� sar, dar m-am trezit �n garajul dumneavoastr�. 340 00:41:35,163 --> 00:41:38,418 N- am �n�eles nimic. O s� v� usture! 341 00:41:45,132 --> 00:41:47,098 V� mul�umesc mult doamn�, dar trebuie s� plec. 342 00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:49,133 Nu! �nt�i, trebuie s� face�i baie, sunte�i �nghe�at. 343 00:41:49,168 --> 00:41:52,100 - Iar? - S� v� sp�la�i pe cap! 344 00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,560 Nu, sunte�i foarte amabil�, dar sunt a�teptat. 345 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:57,221 Vrei s� vorbesc cu Minou? 346 00:41:58,689 --> 00:42:03,104 Maria, m-am r�zg�ndit. 347 00:42:03,139 --> 00:42:07,140 Preg�te�te-mi cina �i adu-mi un costum de-al lui Bernard, 348 00:42:07,175 --> 00:42:11,107 o c�ma�� �i o cravat�. 349 00:42:11,142 --> 00:42:15,074 - Costumul �n carouri? - Da, �la. 350 00:42:17,144 --> 00:42:21,257 - V� invit la cin�. - Nu, e imposibil, fiindc�... 351 00:42:23,147 --> 00:42:25,148 �mi ve�i vorbi de matematici moderne. Ador matematica! 352 00:42:25,183 --> 00:42:31,504 Nu pot, trebuie s� plec imediat. 353 00:42:33,186 --> 00:42:35,669 Bine, r�m�n la cin�. 354 00:42:35,704 --> 00:42:38,118 �nt�i, �amponul, bine? 355 00:42:38,153 --> 00:42:44,802 - Ce ave�i �n p�r? - Din garajul dumneavoastr�... A c�zut. 356 00:42:45,191 --> 00:42:46,121 �i eu vroiam s� m� fac profesoar� de matematic�. 357 00:42:46,156 --> 00:42:51,123 Asta no s� ias� niciodat�. Am terminat chiar cu men�iune. 358 00:42:51,158 --> 00:42:54,159 - Bravo, eu nu am avut men�iune. - Nu trebuie s� pl�nge�i din cauza asta. 359 00:42:54,194 --> 00:42:59,178 - Nu pl�ng, e din cauza �amponului. - Bine, o s� �ncerc cu altceva. 360 00:42:59,213 --> 00:43:04,163 Dar trebuie s� o la�i cel pu�in o jum�tate de or� ca s�-�i fac� efectul. 361 00:43:04,198 --> 00:43:08,182 - V-am adus cina, doamn�. - Intr�, Marie! Mul�umesc. 362 00:43:08,217 --> 00:43:12,166 - Vre�i s� str�ng pe aici? - Nu-i nevoie. M�ine! 363 00:43:12,201 --> 00:43:19,186 Mul�umesc, la revedere! Noapte bun�! 364 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:23,984 - V� place? - Nu pot s� port a�a ceva. 365 00:43:26,207 --> 00:43:27,871 La mas�! 366 00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:34,140 Mai �i r�de�i de mine! 367 00:43:34,175 --> 00:43:36,141 Nu am ocazia s� m� amuz �n fiecare sear�. 368 00:43:36,176 --> 00:43:40,142 - Nu a�a se zice. - Ce se zice? �i cine zice? 369 00:43:40,177 --> 00:43:44,179 - Ziarele. - Fiindc� dumneata crezi ce spun ziarele. 370 00:43:44,214 --> 00:43:47,145 Nu, dar ne facem o impresie. 371 00:43:47,180 --> 00:43:51,147 �i �n ceea ce m� prive�te, impresia asta miroase a scandal. 372 00:43:51,182 --> 00:43:52,803 Ciudat! Dumneavoastr�, profesor de matematic�, 373 00:43:52,804 --> 00:43:55,183 s� cump�ra�i ziarele alea. 374 00:43:55,218 --> 00:44:00,150 Nu eu le cump�r, ci mama sau tata. 375 00:44:00,185 --> 00:44:04,187 Cum ei le citesc, �mi cad �i mie ochii pe ele din �nt�mplare. 376 00:44:04,222 --> 00:44:05,152 Mul�umesc, nu beau alcool. 377 00:44:05,187 --> 00:44:09,055 Bea! Doar nu vrei s�-l chem pe Minou. 378 00:44:16,192 --> 00:44:20,158 - Nu e r�u. - R�u?! E un Rotschild din '53. 379 00:44:20,193 --> 00:44:25,982 Revenind la ziare, dac� a�i �ti c�t de neadev�rat e ce povestesc... 380 00:44:26,196 --> 00:44:31,198 A�i citit cu siguran��, c� m-am m�ritat cu un armator grec �i apoi, l-am p�r�sit. 381 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:33,163 Ei �i? 382 00:44:33,198 --> 00:44:36,100 O s� v� spun cum s-a �nt�mplat de fapt. 383 00:44:39,201 --> 00:44:42,452 V- am povestit toat� via�a mea. 384 00:44:42,453 --> 00:44:45,703 Acum, �n�elege�i de ce ur�sc ziari�tii? 385 00:44:45,738 --> 00:44:52,206 La �nceput, le r�spundeam la �ntreb�ri �i, adoua zi, citeam altceva. 386 00:44:52,241 --> 00:44:54,172 Acum fug de ei. V� plictisesc? 387 00:44:54,207 --> 00:45:00,209 - Nu v� intereseaz� toate astea? - Nu. Da... 388 00:45:00,244 --> 00:45:03,175 Dar trebuie s� plec acum. 389 00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:07,212 V- am �inut cam mult, dar �n seara asta, aveam chef s� vorbesc cu cineva. 390 00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:14,180 - A�i picat la �anc. - Sunte�i singura deseori? 391 00:45:14,215 --> 00:45:21,217 Iubesc o briz�. Vine, pleac�... Nu �tiu niciodat� c�nd se �ntoarce. 392 00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:27,208 �i c�nd e aici, tremur� tot timpul din cauza ziari�tilor. 393 00:45:32,257 --> 00:45:34,424 Vre�i o ma�in� s� v� �ntoarce�i? 394 00:45:44,021 --> 00:45:49,025 Nu pute�i dormi acolo! Trezi�i-v�! 395 00:46:56,290 --> 00:46:58,221 Ce e? 396 00:46:58,256 --> 00:47:00,257 Scuza�i-m� c� v� trezesc doamn�, dar un domn vrea s� ias�. 397 00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:03,223 - Ce domn? - Un profesor de matematic�. 398 00:47:03,258 --> 00:47:08,225 - M� rog a�a zice el. - Da, �tiu. Las�-l s� treac�. 399 00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:14,262 - Dar e �mbr�cat cu un costum de-al meu. - O s� �i-l dea �napoi sau �i-l pl�tesc eu. 400 00:47:14,297 --> 00:47:16,228 Are �i un prosop pe cap! 401 00:47:16,263 --> 00:47:19,229 - Pe �la lua�i-l! - Bine doamn�. 402 00:47:19,264 --> 00:47:22,266 M� scuza�i domnule, dar doamna vrea prosopul �napoi. 403 00:47:22,301 --> 00:47:27,267 - Ce prosop? - Cel pe care �l ave�i pe cap. 404 00:47:27,302 --> 00:47:29,233 M� scuza�i! 405 00:47:29,268 --> 00:47:35,271 V� rog gr�bi�i-v�, �nt�rzii! Mul�umesc! La revedere domnilor! 406 00:47:35,306 --> 00:47:38,475 Asta nu cred c� putea s�-i fac� vreun r�u micu�ei. 407 00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:17,287 - Nervos? �mi p�re�i �ngrijorat. - Da pu�in. 408 00:48:17,322 --> 00:48:22,978 - Relaxa�i-v�! - Nu-i u�or. 409 00:48:24,342 --> 00:48:31,258 - E vaporul meu. - E frumos. 410 00:48:31,293 --> 00:48:35,294 Frumoas� vreme! Ideal� pentru o mic� croazier�. 411 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:40,261 Te relaxeaz�. V� invit! 412 00:48:40,296 --> 00:48:43,298 Sunte�i dr�gu�, dar nu pot fiindc� m� a�teapt� elevii. 413 00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:46,264 - Am �nt�rziat deja. - Elevii dumneavoastr�? 414 00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:48,300 Sunt profesor de matematic� la colegiul Bernadette. 415 00:48:48,335 --> 00:48:51,266 - Un liceu de b�ie�i? - Nu, de fete. 416 00:48:51,301 --> 00:48:58,385 De fete?! Ce idee! Universitatea se emancipeaz�. 417 00:49:00,339 --> 00:49:01,270 Nu �tiu cum s� v� mul�umesc. 418 00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:05,306 Da�i-mi voie s� vin s� v� iau �ntr-o sear�, dup� cursuri. 419 00:49:05,341 --> 00:49:08,487 Bine, mul�umesc. La revedere! 420 00:49:11,344 --> 00:49:16,184 Piciorul st�ng... 421 00:49:35,318 --> 00:49:38,319 �i-am cerut mai mult� fantezie, dar acum ai exagerat. 422 00:49:38,354 --> 00:49:41,338 - Vrei s� fii dat afar�? - Nu nu, asta nu e costumul meu. 423 00:49:41,373 --> 00:49:44,322 - Dar cu capul t�u ce e? - N-am avut timp s� m� b�rbieresc. 424 00:49:44,357 --> 00:49:46,840 - Dar p�rul t�u roz? - Roz?! 425 00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:49,289 - Da, ai p�rul roz. - La naiba! 426 00:49:49,324 --> 00:49:50,268 Un singur repro� am. 427 00:49:50,269 --> 00:49:51,825 �inuta vestimentar� a elevelor dumneavoastr�. 428 00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:54,326 Profesorii ar trebui s� fie foarte riguro�i �n acesta privin��. 429 00:49:54,361 --> 00:49:59,328 Nu trebuie s� v� face�i probleme, domnule inspector... 430 00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:02,329 - E roz! - Trebuie s� te speli imediat. 431 00:50:02,364 --> 00:50:07,296 Repede! Vine directorul! 432 00:50:07,331 --> 00:50:10,421 Vreau s� v-o prezint pe domni�oara Londescque. 433 00:50:10,422 --> 00:50:12,919 Cred c� este aici. 434 00:50:16,370 --> 00:50:18,690 Nu, nu e aici, domnule inspector... 435 00:50:23,337 --> 00:50:28,304 Trebuie s�-�i spun o poveste incredibil�. 436 00:50:28,339 --> 00:50:31,306 Da. �i-ai petrecut noaptea cu o vedet� de cinema! 437 00:50:31,341 --> 00:50:35,842 - Cine �i-a spus? - Amantul ei. Am luat cina �mpreun�. 438 00:50:35,877 --> 00:50:40,344 Ascult�, e adev�rat! Ea m-a sp�lat cu �amponul �sta. 439 00:50:40,379 --> 00:50:44,257 E�ti amuzant! �ncepi s� �tii s� min�i. 440 00:51:03,388 --> 00:51:05,602 Unde r�m�sesem? 441 00:51:09,356 --> 00:51:12,357 - E vorba de o nou� metod� pedagogic�? - Nu m� �ndoiesc. 442 00:51:12,392 --> 00:51:13,322 P�rea eficace. 443 00:51:13,357 --> 00:51:16,358 Pierre Durois este unul dintre profesorii no�trii cei mai promi��tori. 444 00:51:16,393 --> 00:51:22,361 M� scuza�i, trebuie s�-i spun c�teva cuvinte. 445 00:51:22,396 --> 00:51:30,329 Domnule Durois! 446 00:51:30,364 --> 00:51:31,329 - Lucr�rile? - Ce lucr�ri domnule? 447 00:51:31,364 --> 00:51:34,366 Cele pe care vi le-am dat ieri s� le corecta�i. 448 00:51:34,401 --> 00:51:37,332 Lucr�rile! Le-am uitat acas�. 449 00:51:37,367 --> 00:51:44,747 Profita�i de recrea�ie �i duce�i-v� s� le lua�i. E urgent. Pe cur�nd! 450 00:51:49,406 --> 00:51:52,236 V� las singure c�teva minute. Continua�i! 451 00:51:58,375 --> 00:52:00,376 Trebuie neap�rat s� vorbesc cu Patrick. E foarte important. 452 00:52:00,411 --> 00:52:03,394 - Sunte�i Pierre Durois? - Da. 453 00:52:03,429 --> 00:52:06,378 Domnul Pierre Durois e aici. Bine. 454 00:52:06,413 --> 00:52:11,181 - E aici? - Biroul acela. Mul�umesc! 455 00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:17,348 Intra�i, domnule Durois! 456 00:52:17,383 --> 00:52:20,884 M� scuza�i, �l caut pe nepotul dumneavoastr�. 457 00:52:20,919 --> 00:52:24,385 - Lucr�rile sunt aici. - Sunt la dumneavoastr�? 458 00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:27,352 Uite-le! 459 00:52:27,387 --> 00:52:30,388 Dumneata ai scris articolele nepotului meu? 460 00:52:30,423 --> 00:52:32,906 - Cine v-a spus? - Patrick. 461 00:52:32,941 --> 00:52:35,355 Dac� v-a spus Patrick... 462 00:52:35,390 --> 00:52:38,391 Sunt a�teptat la �coal�. Vre�i s�-mi da�i... 463 00:52:38,426 --> 00:52:41,357 Ave�i mult talent, domnule Durois. 464 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:44,393 Vre�i s� veni�i s� lucra�i pentru mine? V� angajez. 465 00:52:44,428 --> 00:52:47,360 - Sunte�i amabil, dar e imposibil. - De ce? 466 00:52:47,395 --> 00:52:50,396 Va garantez c� ve�i c�tiga mai mult dec�t �n �nv���m�nt. 467 00:52:50,431 --> 00:52:53,362 - Serios? - Da. Spune�i c�t! 468 00:52:53,397 --> 00:52:54,561 Eu venisem s�-i spun lui Patrick 469 00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:57,398 ca nu mai vreau s� colaborez cu ziarul dumneavoastr�. 470 00:52:57,433 --> 00:52:58,364 De ce? 471 00:52:58,399 --> 00:53:00,400 Fiindc� tot ce publica�i e fals, trucat, inutil... 472 00:53:00,435 --> 00:53:02,365 �ntr-un cuv�nt: minciun�! 473 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:06,402 A�i venit aici s� face�i campanie electoral� pentru tat�l dumneavoastr�? 474 00:53:06,437 --> 00:53:10,921 - Deloc. E ceea ce cred eu. - �n acest caz explica�i-mi. 475 00:53:10,956 --> 00:53:15,406 Am scris pentru Patrick un articol despre Jacky Logan. 476 00:53:15,441 --> 00:53:17,371 Excelent articol! Va ap�rea dup�-amiaza. 477 00:53:17,406 --> 00:53:26,095 E imposibil! Sunt numai minciuni, care n- au nici o leg�tur� cu via�a lui Jacky. 478 00:53:26,445 --> 00:53:30,929 Domnule, dumneavoastr� ave�i multe cuno�tin�e de aritmetic�, 479 00:53:30,964 --> 00:53:35,414 dar �n ceea ce prive�te via�a privat� a domni�oarei Logan... 480 00:53:35,449 --> 00:53:39,380 - Eu �tiu mult mai multe! - De exemplu? 481 00:53:39,415 --> 00:53:45,629 - De unde �ti�i? Din manuale? - Am fost la ea acas� noaptea trecut�. 482 00:53:48,454 --> 00:53:55,782 �n acest caz, sunte�i mult mai bine informat dec�t noi. 483 00:53:56,457 --> 00:53:57,422 �mi da�i voie? M� a�teapt� elevele. 484 00:53:57,457 --> 00:54:00,388 Lua�i loc dou� secunde! 485 00:54:00,423 --> 00:54:04,425 Dac� vre�i s� se �tie adev�rul, trebuie s� �mi spune�i mai multe. 486 00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:06,391 Bine�n�eles. 487 00:54:06,426 --> 00:54:08,392 Am plecat cu cele trei eleve cu ma�ina lui Daniele. 488 00:54:08,427 --> 00:54:13,413 Am dat peste indienii care se preg�teau s� atace fortul... 489 00:54:46,442 --> 00:54:49,443 Toate astea nu au nici o leg�tur� cu ce prezenta�i dumneavoastr� cititorilor. 490 00:54:49,478 --> 00:54:52,444 Sigur... sigur... Care va s� zic�, a�i petrecut noaptea �n camera ei? 491 00:54:52,479 --> 00:54:54,410 Da, cu ea, v-am spus. 492 00:54:54,445 --> 00:54:57,446 �ntre noi fie vorba, ce s-a petrecut �ntre voi? 493 00:54:57,481 --> 00:54:59,412 - �ntre noi? - �ntre voi. 494 00:54:59,447 --> 00:55:01,448 - �ntre dumneavoastr� �i cine? - �ntre dumneata �i ea. 495 00:55:01,483 --> 00:55:04,414 - �ntre ea �i mine? - A�a, �ntre noi... 496 00:55:04,449 --> 00:55:07,450 - �ntre dumneavoastr� �i mine? - Nu, �ntre dumneata �i ea. 497 00:55:07,485 --> 00:55:12,417 - Nimic. - Sunte�i sigur? 498 00:55:12,452 --> 00:55:15,453 Nu uita�i s�-i transmite�i salut�rile mele tat�lui dumneavoastr�. 499 00:55:15,488 --> 00:55:18,472 Chiar dac� suntem contracandida�i, nu trebuie s� uit�m curtoazia. 500 00:55:18,507 --> 00:55:21,456 Nu, o clip�! Face�i-i o fotografie prietenului meu, domnul Durois. 501 00:55:21,491 --> 00:55:25,457 - Nu, v� rog! E ridicol! - Dar v� rog! 502 00:55:26,206 --> 00:55:28,728 Mul�umesc. La revedere! 503 00:56:00,471 --> 00:56:03,309 Nu e�ti prea vorb�re�. 504 00:56:13,476 --> 00:56:16,477 Ai putea s� m� anun�i c�nd nu vii s� dormi acas�. 505 00:56:16,512 --> 00:56:18,443 N- am avut cum, nu �tiam c�... 506 00:56:18,478 --> 00:56:24,057 �n preajma alegerilor, totul e posibil. 507 00:56:26,516 --> 00:56:31,483 Coresponden�a �i ziarul, doamn�! 508 00:56:31,518 --> 00:56:34,171 Mai ai ceva de citit. 509 00:56:40,487 --> 00:56:44,989 Cum pot s� publice asemenea prostii? 510 00:56:45,024 --> 00:56:49,456 �i acest domn este contracandidatul meu. 511 00:56:49,491 --> 00:56:57,450 �n seara asta, o s�-i ar�t care-i este locul, pornocratului. 512 00:56:57,529 --> 00:57:01,460 Toate b�rfele stupide �i scandaloase... 513 00:57:01,495 --> 00:57:05,462 Pierre Durois: "Noaptea mea nebun� cu Jacky Logan" 514 00:57:05,497 --> 00:57:09,463 R�scole�te prin toate pubele. �i el vrea s� devin� primar! 515 00:57:09,498 --> 00:57:16,501 �n Babilon sau �n Sodoma, ar avea toate �ansele. Primar al Sodomei... 516 00:57:16,536 --> 00:57:19,467 Dar o s�-i scot eu asta din cap. O s� vad� el. 517 00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:27,506 "Un z�mbet, o �mbr��i�are: reneag� toate principiile tat�lui lui. " 518 00:57:27,541 --> 00:57:29,471 Ce-i asta? 519 00:57:29,506 --> 00:57:35,474 Am c�p�tat ni�te ticuri. 520 00:57:35,509 --> 00:57:39,475 Ai face bine s� te controlezi. 521 00:57:39,510 --> 00:57:44,398 Din cauza scrisului la tabl�... �n seara asta, plec. 522 00:57:49,514 --> 00:57:53,015 - Cu domnul Durois, v� rog! - Salut, b�tr�ne! E�ti bine? 523 00:57:53,050 --> 00:57:55,784 Vreau s� vorbesc cu domnul Durois. E foarte urgent! 524 00:57:55,819 --> 00:57:58,518 - E vorba de fiul lui. - Da, b�tr�ne, ne vedem desear�. 525 00:57:58,553 --> 00:58:00,519 Nu e momentul s� glumi�i! Vre�i s� mi-l da�i... 526 00:58:00,554 --> 00:58:03,917 Da b�tr�ne, salut! 527 00:58:30,531 --> 00:58:34,532 Aici nu e farmacie. �nt�i cump�r�m, apoi citim. 528 00:58:34,567 --> 00:58:38,534 - A�i v�ndut multe? - Dumneata ai fi primul. 529 00:58:38,569 --> 00:58:40,885 Le cump�r pe toate! 530 00:58:53,092 --> 00:58:55,305 Lucr�rile mele! 531 00:59:07,545 --> 00:59:13,320 - Domnule, asta c�uta�i? - Da. 532 00:59:13,805 --> 00:59:17,097 50,51,52... 40 de franci, domnule. 533 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:11,180 Bisturiu! 534 01:00:29,565 --> 01:00:30,044 Ce e? 535 01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:31,579 M� scuza�i c� v� deranjez �n timpul opera�iei, 536 01:00:31,614 --> 01:00:32,544 dar a�i citit ziarul? 537 01:00:32,579 --> 01:00:34,580 - Da, de ce? - At�t de pu�in v� afecteaz�? 538 01:00:34,615 --> 01:00:35,545 Explica�i-mi! 539 01:00:35,580 --> 01:00:37,546 - S-a zis cu noi! - De ce? 540 01:00:37,581 --> 01:00:40,582 - Din cauza fiului dumneavoastr�. - Fiul meu apare �n ziar? 541 01:00:40,617 --> 01:00:46,550 Nu l-a citit... 542 01:00:46,585 --> 01:00:51,156 M� �ntorc �n cinci minute. 543 01:00:55,623 --> 01:00:57,449 Penset�! 544 01:01:02,643 --> 01:01:05,915 Bisturiu! 545 01:01:10,063 --> 01:01:11,985 Foarfece! 546 01:01:20,598 --> 01:01:23,030 Penset�! Foarfece! 547 01:01:27,636 --> 01:01:29,269 Penset�! 548 01:01:42,607 --> 01:01:49,610 Sunt prea ocupat azi. Coase�i-l la loc. �l termin m�ine. 549 01:01:49,645 --> 01:01:53,576 Domnilor, urma�i-m�! 550 01:01:53,611 --> 01:01:56,612 Ce-o s� se �nt�mple cu mine? Trebuie s� facem ceva. 551 01:01:56,647 --> 01:01:59,039 - M�ine o s� public o dezmin�ire. 552 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:00,631 Ce dezmin�ire? 553 01:02:00,666 --> 01:02:04,581 O s� spun c� e vorba de o minciun� de prost gust. 554 01:02:04,616 --> 01:02:06,116 �i crezi c� o s� mearg�? 555 01:02:06,117 --> 01:02:07,617 - Bine�n�eles! Nu-�i face griji! 556 01:02:07,652 --> 01:02:09,583 A� vrea s� ne �nt�lnim. 557 01:02:09,618 --> 01:02:13,893 Am mai v�zut cazuri din astea. Bine, situa�iile nu sunt la fel. 558 01:02:14,089 --> 01:02:15,145 �i ce este cu fetele astea? 559 01:02:15,229 --> 01:02:17,345 Sunt 2 fete pe strad�, se uit� la mine �i r�d. 560 01:02:17,656 --> 01:02:21,587 - �sta e succesul, b�tr�ne. - Care succes? 561 01:02:21,622 --> 01:02:24,624 Succesul aduce dup� el succes. A� vrea s� fiu �n locul t�u. 562 01:02:24,659 --> 01:02:26,616 Po�i s�-mi iei locul c�nd vrei. 563 01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:37,759 Ce faci? Bun�! 564 01:03:07,641 --> 01:03:09,769 N- a�i v�zut servieta mea? 565 01:04:17,703 --> 01:04:21,635 Bine! 566 01:04:21,670 --> 01:04:29,638 Fie un triunghi ABCD. Trasez o curb�... 567 01:04:29,673 --> 01:04:34,675 O lu�m de la cap�t! Toat� lumea la locuri! 568 01:04:34,710 --> 01:04:39,642 Vreau mai mult� ac�iune, mai mult nerv. 569 01:04:39,677 --> 01:04:43,679 - Jacky, e�ti gata, da? - Da. C�nd vrei tu, Claudio... 570 01:04:43,714 --> 01:04:47,851 �ncepem, da? Lini�te! 571 01:04:49,716 --> 01:04:51,647 Motor! 572 01:04:51,682 --> 01:04:55,521 Film�m! Aten�ie! "Calamity Jane" a �aptea dubl�. 573 01:04:55,719 --> 01:04:56,957 Ac�iune! 574 01:05:04,722 --> 01:05:06,887 Hai, Jacky! 575 01:05:18,693 --> 01:05:23,660 - Nu! Taie! - Nu e bine? 576 01:05:23,695 --> 01:05:28,799 Ce faci, draga mea? Pu�in mai tare! 577 01:05:33,699 --> 01:05:42,202 E foarte bine ce faci, foarte dr�gu�... O s� mai tragem o dubl�, 578 01:05:42,237 --> 01:05:48,472 dar de data asta, trebuie s� fii mai puternic�, s� dai tare! 579 01:05:48,507 --> 01:05:54,707 - Mi-e team� s� nu-i doar�. - Nu, sunt cascadori profesioni�ti! 580 01:05:54,742 --> 01:06:00,165 - Po�i s�-i �i omor� dac� vrei. Bine? - Bine. 581 01:06:05,746 --> 01:06:08,069 Ava! 582 01:06:12,714 --> 01:06:14,680 Lini�te! 583 01:06:14,715 --> 01:06:17,681 �ntoarce-te, te rog! 584 01:06:17,716 --> 01:06:20,717 Pierre Durois: "Noaptea mea nebun� cu Jacky Logan" 585 01:06:20,752 --> 01:06:22,314 Permite�i-mi! 586 01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:32,722 "Calamity Jane" dubla opt. 587 01:06:32,757 --> 01:06:34,072 Ac�iune! 588 01:06:38,678 --> 01:06:41,524 Hai, Jacky! 589 01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:45,751 Tot nu e bine? Fiindc� mai pot s� trag o dubl�. 590 01:07:45,786 --> 01:07:50,718 - E bine! E bine! - Sigur? 591 01:07:50,753 --> 01:07:54,417 - E formidabil! E foarte bine! - P�cat! 592 01:07:58,791 --> 01:08:01,774 - Te-a tr�dat cineva? - Deseori. 593 01:08:01,809 --> 01:08:04,723 Ai avut �ncredere �n cineva? 594 01:08:04,758 --> 01:08:07,760 I te-ai confesat cuiva care s� se duc� s� povesteasc� unui ziarist? 595 01:08:07,795 --> 01:08:11,726 �ti�i, secretele mele... 596 01:08:11,761 --> 01:08:19,469 - Vom face tot ce vom putea... - Pentru dumneavoastr�, domnule Wessinger. 597 01:08:19,799 --> 01:08:21,730 - Pre�edintele! - Nu, tot Jacky. 598 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:25,767 Harry, sunt Jacky. Pot vorbi cu tine cinci minute, te rog? 599 01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:28,733 Sunt furioas�! 600 01:08:28,768 --> 01:08:31,734 Cine a fost? Nu un alt reporter? 601 01:08:31,769 --> 01:08:33,770 Nu, un profesor de matematic�. E �i mai r�u! 602 01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:36,408 Domni�oara Fechner, la tabl�, v� rog! 603 01:08:44,809 --> 01:08:48,868 Trasa�i o orizontal� xy... 604 01:09:01,781 --> 01:09:07,748 - Domnul Durois n-a venit? - Ba da, c�utam... 605 01:09:07,783 --> 01:09:13,786 Servieta pe care a�i uitat-o. Domnul director vrea s� v� vorbeasc�. 606 01:09:13,821 --> 01:09:22,307 - Acum? - Nu. Mai t�rziu. 607 01:09:22,342 --> 01:09:30,758 X aici �i y acolo la cap�t. 608 01:09:30,793 --> 01:09:33,794 M- am g�ndit s� m� r�zbun, dar eu nu m� pricep la asta. 609 01:09:33,829 --> 01:09:36,760 Dar e o chestie veche de c�nd lumea! 610 01:09:36,795 --> 01:09:45,309 Surprinde-�i inamicul. F� exact opusul a ceea ce se a�teapt� s� faci. 611 01:09:45,834 --> 01:09:52,801 Bine scumpule. Nu munci prea mult! Pa! 612 01:09:52,836 --> 01:09:53,767 Intr�! 613 01:09:53,802 --> 01:09:59,769 Jacky, aici erai! E�ti gata, scumpo? 614 01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:02,805 Suntem gata de filmare, toat� echip� a�teapt�. 615 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:05,771 Vin. Dar chema�i to�i ziari�tii. Repede! 616 01:10:05,806 --> 01:10:09,808 - Dar i-ai alungat pe to�i... - S� se �ntoarc�! 617 01:10:09,843 --> 01:10:11,809 Am ceva foarte important s� le spun. 618 01:10:11,844 --> 01:10:17,776 Da, da, cum vrei tu! 619 01:10:17,811 --> 01:10:23,814 Probabil c� sunte�i surprin�i de aceast� conferin�� de pres� nea�teptat�. 620 01:10:23,849 --> 01:10:27,815 Dar c�nd inima unei femei st� s� explodeze de fericire, 621 01:10:27,850 --> 01:10:29,781 nu trebuie s� te mai miri de nimic. 622 01:10:29,816 --> 01:10:34,818 Uneori am fost ostil� cu presa, �i de aceea, ca s� fiu iertat�, 623 01:10:34,853 --> 01:10:38,820 am vrut s� fi�i primi care afl� vestea cea mare. 624 01:10:38,855 --> 01:10:40,785 Despre cine e vorba? 625 01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:43,822 Despre cineva care locuie�te �n frumoasa dumneavoastr� regiune. 626 01:10:43,857 --> 01:10:44,787 Numele! Cum �l cheam�? 627 01:10:44,822 --> 01:10:50,824 Ei bine, domnilor, am pl�cerea s� v� anun� logodna mea cu domnul Pierre Durois, 628 01:10:50,859 --> 01:10:54,343 profesor de matematic� �n ora�ul dumneavoastr�. 629 01:10:54,378 --> 01:10:57,827 - Pierre Durois, fiul primarului? - Chiar el. 630 01:10:57,862 --> 01:11:00,828 - Unde l-a�i cunoscut? - �i cum? 631 01:11:00,863 --> 01:11:02,794 Unde? La mine acas�. 632 01:11:02,829 --> 01:11:06,760 Cum? Ca �ntr-un basm sau ca �ntr-un film. 633 01:11:07,813 --> 01:11:11,833 De c�nd l-am �nt�lnit pe Pierre, am c�zut prad� magnetismului lui. 634 01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:13,798 M- a privit �i m-au trecut fiorii. 635 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:18,800 Inima mea a �n�eles c� el e cel pe care �l a�teapt� orice femeie. 636 01:11:18,835 --> 01:11:23,837 Dar de-a lungul carierei dumneavoastr�, a�i cunoscut actori prestigio�i, 637 01:11:23,872 --> 01:11:29,357 sportivi celebrii, a�i avut rela�ii cu figuri din politica interna�ional�. 638 01:11:29,392 --> 01:11:34,842 De cur�nd, a�i divor�at de un bogat armator grec. De ce Pierre Durois? 639 01:11:34,877 --> 01:11:37,360 Nu e dec�t un m�runt profesor de matematic�. 640 01:11:37,395 --> 01:11:39,844 �n dragoste, drag� domni�oar�, nu exist� nivel. 641 01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:41,810 Putem fi celebrii �n diverse feluri. 642 01:11:41,845 --> 01:11:45,846 Pentru o femeie, exist� �i alte "surse" dec�t cele financiare sau diplomatice. 643 01:11:45,881 --> 01:11:46,812 Care sunt mult mai pl�cute. 644 01:11:46,847 --> 01:11:49,848 Vre�i s� spune�i c� Pierre Durois e ceea ce numesc anglo-saxonii 645 01:11:49,883 --> 01:11:52,814 "o bomb� sexual�"? 646 01:11:52,849 --> 01:11:55,815 O bomb� nu explodeaz� dec�t o singur� dat�, domnule. 647 01:11:55,850 --> 01:12:00,352 Nu, Pierre e genul armei automate. Un fel de mitralier� sexual�... 648 01:12:00,387 --> 01:12:04,854 Vede�i �n Pierre Durois un fel de Casanova al �nv���m�ntului liceal? 649 01:12:04,889 --> 01:12:08,373 Da. E nemaipomenit. Are chiar �i o anume perversitate. 650 01:12:08,408 --> 01:12:11,857 �i v� g�ndi�i s� v� stabili�i �n regiunea noastr�? 651 01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:14,858 Trebuie s� �l �ntreb pe Pierre. El va hot�r�. 652 01:12:14,893 --> 01:12:16,382 �ntreba�i-l voi, domnilor! 653 01:12:16,701 --> 01:12:22,053 �ntreba�i-l! Mul�umim domni�oar�! 654 01:12:34,901 --> 01:12:38,867 A�tepta�i-m� aici! 655 01:12:38,902 --> 01:12:40,833 Ce dori�i? 656 01:12:40,868 --> 01:12:43,834 - Negustor de obscenit��i! - Ce �nseamn� asta? 657 01:12:43,869 --> 01:12:48,871 Nu te opre�te nimic! E�ti �n stare de orice mizerie. 658 01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:49,837 Nu am publicat dec�t adev�rul! 659 01:12:49,872 --> 01:12:53,838 Nu e nici un strop de adev�r �n rahatul �sta de ziar al t�u. 660 01:12:53,873 --> 01:12:58,875 - Dar fiul dumneavoastr� �nsu�i mi-a spus! - Vreau o dezmin�ire, imediat! 661 01:12:58,910 --> 01:13:02,842 - Niciodat�! - Nenorocitule! 662 01:13:02,877 --> 01:13:08,879 Analfabetule! Pervertit b�tr�n! Politician pervers! 663 01:13:08,914 --> 01:13:11,880 - Nu publici o dezmin�ire? - Nici vorb�! 664 01:13:11,915 --> 01:13:15,847 Atunci o s�-�i m�n�nci ziarul! 665 01:13:15,882 --> 01:13:21,884 Nu e a�a de bun ziarul de rahat al b�tr�nului Benaudin? 666 01:13:21,919 --> 01:13:25,851 Publici dezmin�irea? 667 01:13:25,886 --> 01:13:31,888 Dar nu e bine! O s� faci indigestie dac� vrei s�-l m�n�nci pe tot. 668 01:13:31,923 --> 01:13:35,855 Hai, un mic efort! 669 01:13:35,890 --> 01:13:42,893 Pe asta l-am terminat. Mai am ni�te exemplare. 670 01:13:42,928 --> 01:13:50,413 Publici dezmin�irea? 671 01:13:50,448 --> 01:13:57,864 Unchiul e aici? 672 01:13:57,899 --> 01:14:02,492 �ntre Jacky Logan �i fiul primarului e lucru serios. Tocmai a confirmat. 673 01:14:03,902 --> 01:14:05,694 Rahat... 674 01:14:14,905 --> 01:14:16,871 - Dezmint? - Imposibil! 675 01:14:16,906 --> 01:14:20,493 - �i noi ce facem? - Am o solu�ie. 676 01:14:30,912 --> 01:14:34,202 M� �ntorc �n cinci minute. Continua�i f�r� mine. 677 01:14:40,951 --> 01:14:42,114 Ce-i cu voi? L�sa�i-m�! 678 01:14:42,607 --> 01:14:43,963 - V� c�uta tat�l dumneavoastr�. - Nu pot sunt la curs. 679 01:14:44,098 --> 01:14:46,503 - E urgent. - L�sa�i-m�! M� doare! 680 01:14:46,538 --> 01:14:49,919 - V� previn, o s� �ip! - �ipa�i! O s� spunem c� sunte�i nebun. 681 01:14:49,954 --> 01:14:52,022 O s� �ip! Nu sunt nebun! 682 01:15:23,968 --> 01:15:29,378 O bomb� sexual�?! 683 01:16:19,955 --> 01:16:22,956 �n ce �mprejur�ri a�i cunoscut-o pe Jacky Logan, domnule Durois? 684 01:16:22,991 --> 01:16:25,922 Pu�in �mi pas� de Jacky Logan. 685 01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:30,364 Sunte�i de aceea�i p�rere cu ea c�nd spune c� sunte�i un amant excep�ional? 686 01:16:32,995 --> 01:16:35,832 Elevele dumneavoastr� sunt �ndr�gostite de dumneavoastr�? 687 01:16:52,003 --> 01:16:57,970 E cineva �n cabina mea de du�! E acolo! A c�zut! 688 01:16:58,005 --> 01:17:03,937 Era s� m� omoare! 689 01:17:03,972 --> 01:17:08,974 - Cum arat�? - Nu l-am v�zut bine. 690 01:17:09,009 --> 01:17:11,941 El e! 691 01:17:11,976 --> 01:17:15,942 E domnul Durois! 692 01:17:15,977 --> 01:17:21,408 Ce v-a apucat? �nceta�i! L�sa�i-m�! 693 01:17:23,133 --> 01:17:25,957 D-le Durois! 694 01:17:44,236 --> 01:17:45,099 Ce mai e nou? 695 01:17:45,134 --> 01:17:46,954 Sta�i lini�ti�i, am reu�it s� pun m�na pe fiul meu. 696 01:17:46,989 --> 01:17:50,991 Acolo unde e acum, sunt pu�ine �anse ca ziari�tii s�-l g�seasc�. 697 01:17:51,026 --> 01:17:54,993 - Doar nu l-a�i... - Ce vre�i s� spune�i cu... 698 01:17:55,028 --> 01:17:55,958 Nimic. Absolut nimic! 699 01:17:55,993 --> 01:17:57,834 Fiul meu e �ntr-o camer� din aceast� clinic�. 700 01:17:57,835 --> 01:17:59,995 Are nevoie de lini�te �i odihn�. 701 01:18:00,030 --> 01:18:00,960 - O idee foarte bun�! - A fost ideea mea. 702 01:18:00,995 --> 01:18:06,068 Acum dac� vre�i, vom pl�nui riposta noastr�, domnilor... 703 01:18:35,302 --> 01:18:38,233 Iubi�elule, aici erai! 704 01:18:41,762 --> 01:18:44,065 Te sim�i mai bine, canarul meu? 705 01:18:46,738 --> 01:18:50,861 �i-am adus o mic� surpriz�. Uite! 706 01:18:59,018 --> 01:19:04,949 A�a, so�ioara ta va fi mereu prezent�, chiar �i atunci c�nd nu voi fi aici. 707 01:19:06,056 --> 01:19:10,988 Nu-i a�a c�-�i lipse�te Simone a ta? 708 01:19:11,023 --> 01:19:16,990 Nu-i a�a c�-�i fac pl�cere m�ng�ierile ei? 709 01:19:17,025 --> 01:19:18,414 Doamn� a�i gre�it camera! 710 01:19:18,415 --> 01:19:22,027 So�ul dumneavoastr� e �n camera de vis-a-vis. 711 01:19:22,062 --> 01:19:24,820 Porcule! 712 01:19:52,039 --> 01:19:53,302 Domnilor, s� recapitul�m! 713 01:19:53,303 --> 01:19:57,041 Vom afirma, orice ar fi, c� e vorba de o ma�ina�iune 714 01:19:57,076 --> 01:19:59,007 pus� la cale de adversarul nostru. 715 01:19:59,042 --> 01:20:02,008 Apoi, fiul meu le va spune tuturor adev�rul. 716 01:20:02,043 --> 01:20:07,045 Dar sunte�i sigur c� nu s-a �nt�mplat ceva �ntre el �i actri�a aceea? 717 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:11,047 Fiul meu cu o circareas�? E absolut grotesc. 718 01:20:11,082 --> 01:20:14,048 E o femeie foarte frumoas�. 719 01:20:14,083 --> 01:20:16,014 Eu, �n locul lui... 720 01:20:16,049 --> 01:20:20,015 M� rog, am putea m�car s�-i punem c�teva �ntreb�ri. 721 01:20:20,050 --> 01:20:23,683 El �tie care e adev�rul. A�a c� ne poate spune chiar el. 722 01:20:23,718 --> 01:20:28,189 Bun� idee! Urma�i-m� domnilor! 723 01:20:34,056 --> 01:20:36,057 - Iat�-l! - Se pare c� e �ntr-o stare grav�. 724 01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:39,023 E un camuflaj. A fost ideea mea. 725 01:20:39,058 --> 01:20:45,060 Pierre, eu �i asocia�ii mei vrem s�-�i punem c�teva �ntreb�ri. 726 01:20:45,095 --> 01:20:47,111 Are gaze. 727 01:20:52,063 --> 01:20:54,744 - Unde e? - Putea s� ias� pe fereastr�. 728 01:20:54,921 --> 01:20:57,760 - Suntem la etajul patru. - Putea s� sar�. 729 01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:26,046 Ave�i bonul de transport? 730 01:21:31,594 --> 01:21:35,846 Unde v� duce�i? Opri�i-v�! 731 01:22:31,102 --> 01:22:34,103 Dar surpriza zilei a fost anun�ul logodnei lui Jaky Logan 732 01:22:34,138 --> 01:22:37,122 cu Pierre Durois, fiul primarului ora�ului nostru. 733 01:22:37,157 --> 01:22:40,071 Subiectul este foarte delicat �i perioada electoral� 734 01:22:40,106 --> 01:22:43,107 pe care o travers�m ne face s� respect�m o strict� neutralitate. 735 01:22:43,142 --> 01:22:46,108 Cu toate acestea, am fi vinova�i dac� am am ascunde publicului 736 01:22:46,143 --> 01:22:48,074 o serie de evenimente tulbur�toare. 737 01:22:48,109 --> 01:22:52,111 M�rturisirile celebrei vedete �l descriu pe Durois drept un individ 738 01:22:52,146 --> 01:22:57,113 cu un magnetism straniu cu un apetit sexual dezl�n�uit. 739 01:22:57,148 --> 01:23:00,079 Dar mai grav e c� Durois, conform unor m�rturii, 740 01:23:00,114 --> 01:23:04,115 a �ncercat s� "treac� la fapte" cu o t�n�r� profesoar� de educa�ie fizic�, 741 01:23:04,150 --> 01:23:06,081 care nu i-a c�zut �n mreje. 742 01:23:06,116 --> 01:23:10,118 �n cur�nd, un reporter al nostru ne va relata p�trunderea prin efrac�ie 743 01:23:10,153 --> 01:23:12,118 a lui Durois �n sala de du�uri a fetelor de la liceul Bernadette 744 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:16,137 care a sem�nat teroare printre adolescente. 745 01:23:16,172 --> 01:23:20,087 Unde se va opri acest lan� al viciilor? 746 01:23:20,122 --> 01:23:23,123 �n unele cercuri apropiate prefecturii, se mai vorbe�te 747 01:23:23,158 --> 01:23:26,141 de violarea a zece m�icu�e de la spitalul Sf. Marcel, 748 01:23:26,176 --> 01:23:29,125 o poveste veche de doi ani, care ne-a tulburat ora�ul. 749 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:32,568 �i al c�rei autor e �nc� �n libertate. 750 01:23:45,167 --> 01:23:49,133 D�-o �ncoace! D�-mi-o pe Jacky! 751 01:23:49,168 --> 01:23:51,151 V- o dau, domnule Verone. 752 01:23:51,186 --> 01:23:53,161 - Jacky, e�ti gata? - Da. 753 01:23:53,196 --> 01:23:55,101 - Putem s� �ncepem? - Da. 754 01:23:55,136 --> 01:23:59,137 - Spune-le s� �nceap� s� filmeze. - �ncepe�i s� filma�i! 755 01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:03,018 Se filmeaz�? Ac�iune! 756 01:24:26,408 --> 01:24:28,114 - E bine, nu? - Da. 757 01:24:28,149 --> 01:24:34,966 Se vede tot? Poate pu�in praf, e bine? 758 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:45,800 E bine! 759 01:24:46,156 --> 01:24:51,787 - Vine o ma�in�. - Da o ma�in�... o ma�in�?! 760 01:24:54,194 --> 01:24:58,126 Ce �nseamn� asta? T�ia�i! 761 01:24:58,161 --> 01:25:01,162 - D�-te jos! - Ce faci aici? Se filmeaz�. 762 01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:06,237 Coboar�! Trebuie s� ��i vorbesc! Nu! 763 01:25:09,580 --> 01:25:12,077 Opre�te! 764 01:25:21,786 --> 01:25:22,786 Opre�te! 765 01:25:43,178 --> 01:25:47,180 - E vina ta! Nu vedeam nimic. - Cum?! 766 01:25:47,215 --> 01:25:49,444 Tu nu e�ti �n toate min�ile? 767 01:25:58,184 --> 01:26:00,685 - O s� dezmin�i tot, imediat! - Niciodat�! 768 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:03,151 S� vezi �i tu ce dr�gu�i sunt ziari�tii. 769 01:26:03,186 --> 01:26:08,153 - De ce ai spus toate lucrurile alea? - Tu ai �nceput! 770 01:26:08,188 --> 01:26:12,190 O s� chemi ziari�tii �i o s� le le spui c� nu e nimic adev�rat. 771 01:26:12,225 --> 01:26:15,191 Din contr�, o s� le spun c� e�ti incredibil de gelos 772 01:26:15,226 --> 01:26:16,997 �i c� nu vrei s� fac film. 773 01:26:34,234 --> 01:26:38,165 Ce te-a apucat? 774 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:41,411 - Ce te-a apucat? - Suntem logodi�i! 775 01:26:42,811 --> 01:26:45,703 E�ti, cumva, �i un amant excep�ional? 776 01:27:08,247 --> 01:27:11,178 Cine sunt? 777 01:27:11,213 --> 01:27:16,215 - Ziari�ti, reporteri, fotografi... - Ce le spunem? 778 01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:21,217 O s� le spun c� nu s- a �nt�mplat nimic �ntre noi. 779 01:27:21,252 --> 01:27:24,308 - P�i tocmai... - Ie�im pe acolo. 780 01:27:30,221 --> 01:27:33,222 - Ce te-a apucat? - Trebuie s� ne batem �n continuare. 781 01:27:33,257 --> 01:27:36,029 Altfel, n-o s� ne cread�. Hai! 782 01:27:47,228 --> 01:27:53,657 O s� le spui c� nu m-am culcat cu tine niciodat�. Ai �n�eles? Niciodat�! 783 01:27:55,766 --> 01:28:04,234 �i sunt sigur c� nu sunte�i aici din cauza unei curiozit��i bolnave. 784 01:28:04,269 --> 01:28:07,201 Sunte�i aici fiindc� vre�i s� �ti�i adev�rul. 785 01:28:07,236 --> 01:28:11,202 Vre�i s� �ti�i cum adversarii no�trii au �ncercat s� ne fac� r�u. 786 01:28:11,237 --> 01:28:18,409 Dar prefer s�-i dau cuv�ntul celui pe care �l a�tepta�i to�i, Hubert Durois. 787 01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:37,247 Da, au �ncercat s�-mi fac� r�u, s� m� distrug�, s� m� anihileze, 788 01:28:37,282 --> 01:28:44,215 s� m� neutralizeze, ca un adversar onest? 789 01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:51,753 Nu, au �ncercat s� m� atace pe la spate, cu viclenie, 790 01:28:51,788 --> 01:28:59,256 lovind �n ce am eu mai drag, �n acest simbol viu... 791 01:28:59,291 --> 01:29:01,977 - Exagereaz� pu�in. - Deloc. 792 01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,847 Au �ncercat s�-i pun� �n spinare 793 01:29:10,848 --> 01:29:16,263 fiului meu o poveste cu o circareas� nimfoman� 794 01:29:16,298 --> 01:29:19,264 O poveste pus� cap la cap de ni�te a�a-zi�i jurnali�ti, 795 01:29:19,299 --> 01:29:22,265 mai interesa�i de a vinde o h�rtie prost tip�rit� 796 01:29:22,300 --> 01:29:24,231 dec�t de a verifica �i a respecta adev�rul. 797 01:29:24,266 --> 01:29:29,268 Fiul meu, simbol viu al virtu�ii �i al tempera�iei... 798 01:29:29,303 --> 01:29:35,253 - Vorbe�te bine tat�l t�u, nu crezi? - Da. 799 01:29:35,428 --> 01:29:37,376 M� duc s� v�d dac� au venit p�rin�ii mei. 800 01:29:50,276 --> 01:29:54,278 Tot ce v-am spus, v� va fi confirmat de c�tre �nsu�i fiul meu. 801 01:29:54,313 --> 01:29:59,280 E �n spatele meu, �n culise, cu logodnica lui. 802 01:29:59,315 --> 01:30:02,799 Daniele!... Ce faci aici? 803 01:30:02,834 --> 01:30:06,248 Am terminat filmul, plec. 804 01:30:06,283 --> 01:30:09,284 �i cum treceam pe aici, am vrut s�-mi iau r�mas bun. 805 01:30:09,319 --> 01:30:11,250 E�ti foarte dr�gu��. 806 01:30:11,285 --> 01:30:16,287 - Sincer? - Nu prea �tiu s� mint. 807 01:30:16,322 --> 01:30:19,253 Asta a�a e. 808 01:30:19,288 --> 01:30:21,254 O s�-�i v�d filmele. 809 01:30:21,289 --> 01:30:23,290 Eu am s�-�i citesc discursurile, articolele... 810 01:30:23,325 --> 01:30:33,293 - S-a terminat cu asta. - La revedere! 811 01:30:33,328 --> 01:30:35,311 Eram sigur�! Mizerabilule! 812 01:30:35,346 --> 01:30:37,260 Idioato, o s� strici tot! 813 01:30:37,295 --> 01:30:43,486 Ace�ti copii, exemple vii ale unei tinere�i... 814 01:30:48,299 --> 01:30:54,989 O tinere�e care refuz� orice manifestare scandaloas�... 815 01:30:59,892 --> 01:31:00,892 Opri�i-v�! 816 01:31:02,340 --> 01:31:05,271 Mai acorda�i-ne pu�in� aten�ie. 817 01:31:05,306 --> 01:31:09,308 Pu�in� r�bdare �i fiul meu va veni el �nsu�i s� v� explice. 818 01:31:09,343 --> 01:31:12,642 �n c�teva minute, v� va spune... 819 01:31:15,694 --> 01:31:16,694 Tat�! 820 01:31:23,020 --> 01:31:24,020 Tat�! 821 01:31:36,437 --> 01:31:37,319 Tat�! 822 01:31:37,354 --> 01:31:40,320 Eu n-am nici o vin�! 823 01:31:40,355 --> 01:31:41,285 Tat�! 824 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:43,321 Eu n-am nici o vin�! 825 01:31:43,658 --> 01:31:44,862 Tataaaa! 826 01:31:44,863 --> 01:31:46,563 Traducator: mOBY2 69742

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