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♪ mysterious music playing ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪
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[whooshing, pop]
[grunts]
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[whooshing, pop]
[grunts]
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[whooshing, pop]
[Leela screaming]
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[dogs barking]
[Nibbler grunting, panting]
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- [sniffing]
- Is your dog friendly
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- or just ugly?
- Very friendly!
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[Nibbler growls]
[dog yelps]
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But, he's not a dog.
[slurps]
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I am gonna sue you
for every last-- Ah!
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[slurping]
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[muffled]
Pursuant to--
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[slurping]
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Good dog.
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♪
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Tonight's winning number
was approximately six.
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[Nibbler babbling]
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[panting, grunting]
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[loud blast]
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Don't most pets eat at home
and poop outside,
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like college students?
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Nibbler prefers his litter box.
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It contains precious sand
with essential minerals
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from his home world.
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[sparkling]
Plus, it's got nose-numbing crystals.
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So, that's why you never clean it!
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Uh, right.
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And speaking of changing the subject,
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who wants to see
the new alien language movie
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by Bax Glygglif?
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I heard it's brilliant!
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Ah, sorry. I don't do subtitles.
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When I go to the movies,
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I don't wanna have to
look up from my phone.
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I'd like to see the film, Leela.
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Nibbler! You can talk!
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You always forget I can talk.
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Nibbler! You can talk!
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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[rumbling]
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[alien screeching]
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[audience crying]
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[alien screeching]
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[audience laughing]
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What a romantic movie!
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My heart just melted when Dupdup said...
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[both screech]
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[both laughing]
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Although I wasn't crazy
about that big floating head.
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It was the best thing in the movie!
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No, no. The one in front of me,
blocking my view.
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[slurps]
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♪
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[beeping]
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What's a 2x3x5 letter name
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for a 3x23x29 number name
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for a movie featuring a 1x4x9 object?
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Easy.
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2001: A Space Odyssey.
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Aha!
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[game beeping]
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[whirring]
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Nibbler, you really are my BFF.
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My best furry friend.
[grunting]
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[stomach rumbling]
Too corny?
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[grunting, retchs]
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Merely a hairball. I'm perfectly--
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[retching, groaning]
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[thud]
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Uh, let's get that looked at.
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♪
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[grunting]
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Well, he seems to have
eaten this endoscope.
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But also, he's got worms.
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Worms? That's all?
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No. That's not all.
Let me finish speaking for once.
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The worms are attacking his brain.
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Without treatment,
he'll be left with the IQ of a terrier.
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A Boston terrier.
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- No!
- Mon Dieu!
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Fortunately, there's a cure.
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What is it-- Sorry.
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Ivermectin.
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It's a powerful dewormer, okay?
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Now, if you're done interrupting,
we're finished.
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- Thank you--
- I! Wasn't! Finished!
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♪
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Just one pill every three hours.
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Come on. Open wide.
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[stubborn growling]
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He won't listen. His brain's going.
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My mom always hid my medicine
in something yummy.
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- Like paste.
- That's sad and dumb.
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How about cheese?
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Yes! Cheese!
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Maybe Gouda. Or a nice brie!
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[excited growling]
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[chomps, happy humming]
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♪
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How's that medicine working?
You up for a game of Quantum Wordle?
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Um, how about something
more deterministic,
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like tic-tac-toe?
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Tic-tac-toe?
FRY: Ooh!
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I love that game!
You know, there's a trick to winning.
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[whispers]
Always be X.
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Would you like to play?
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Sure! I'll be O.
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You need more medicine, Nibbler.
Want some Manchego?
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Make it American.
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In individual plastic-wrapped slices.
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- ♪ dramatic sting ♪
- No!
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Leela, what's happening to me?
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I've been taking all my pills
like a good boy, yet still, I...
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I feel my smartness slipping away.
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I don't know, little Fuzzler.
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♪ melodramatic music playing ♪
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[sniffling]
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Sad news, everyone.
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Oh good, you're already crying.
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Nibbler's medicine is killing
the worms in his body,
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but they've also infested
the litter box itself.
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They reinfect him every time he uses it.
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- Then throw out the litter.
- No!
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He needs it to live!
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It's from his ancestral pooping grounds.
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Isn't there some other way?
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Only one.
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But, fortunately, it's dead simple.
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You must shrink down
and battle the worms...
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face-to-face!
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Really? That sounds gross.
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Oh my, yes.
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And dangerous.
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Oh my, yes!
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At least it's dead simple.
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That's where you're wrong!
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
Remember my enlarging ray?
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CREW:
No.
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By reversing the lens,
it becomes an all-new kind of ray
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that keeps things the same size.
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Then, with just a few minor adjustments...
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[beeping]
Voilà!
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Shrinking ray!
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[ray blasts, ship whirring]
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[growling]
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Once you're in, you'll kill the worms
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with high-powered rifles
loaded with deadly rounds
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of liquid ivermectin.
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And you'll travel in this toy tank
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I enlarged with my enlarging ray.
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[impressed murmuring]
BENDER: Neat.
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- And this track?
- Track?
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Oh, right!
It came with the set.
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Everybody in.
Enjoy the carnage!
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[Fry and Leela grunting]
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[cover creaks, slams]
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Amy, shove it!
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No! You shove it!
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Oh. You mean this thing.
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[grunting]
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♪ adventurous music playing ♪
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[all yelling]
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[ray blasting]
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[whirring]
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Whoopsie-doops!
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[blasting, whirring]
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[gasps] My Manwich!
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[crew yelling]
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[whirring]
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Go, baby, go!
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[crew yelling]
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[beep]
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[fire whooshing]
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[yelling]
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♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
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[quiet thud]
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[on radio]
Whatever you do, don't leave the tank.
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It's your only protection
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against the brutal desert conditions.
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[sand shifting]
[crew screaming]
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And no screaming!
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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[wind blowing]
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[all coughing, spitting]
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[squeaking]
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[clang]
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[wind blowing]
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Poor Nibbler is counting on us
to find those worms,
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no matter how grueling the hunt.
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Then, we'll need litter box food.
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Maybe we can eat those
weird pygmy hyena moles.
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[chomp]
Ow!
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[cackling]
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♪ mystical music playing ♪
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Orange sparklies?
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Zoidberg's going to bedazzle his lungs!
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[inhales]
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♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
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♪ psychedelic music playing ♪
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[echoing]
Zoidberg? Are you okay?
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- They're coming, why not.
- Who's coming?
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I don't know. Maybe those guys?
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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[rumbling]
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[scuttling]
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♪
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[all groaning]
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Stop, or we'll shoot!
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Ugh! Blech! They're attacking!
Prepare to fire!
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[guns cocking]
FRY: Hang on a sec!
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I'm taking a whiz.
[urinating]
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At least one of you has manners.
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I thank you for your gift of moisture.
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- No problem!
- We've come in search of parasitic worms,
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so we can slaughter them violently.
Are you them?
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Alas, no.
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The sandworms are our enemies, too.
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We are beetles.
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Ah, of course. Dung beetles.
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It is pronounced Doong.
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The G is almost silent.
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Welcome to the world of Doon...
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g.
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The ancient prophecy
speaks of a messiah.
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Could he be the Kwiznos Cadillach?
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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Nope.
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The sun grows hot,
and my deodorant grows weak.
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Please, join us in the Hall of Doong.
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I'm gonna try those big meatballs.
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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Can I offer anyone some spit?
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We have flat and sparkling.
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I will have two of each.
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[spitting]
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The sandworms you seek roam the desert,
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devouring all in their path.
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Behold! A map of the universe.
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[snickering]
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The worms congregate here,
by the great sphere.
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But your journey will be treacherous,
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for virtually all paths end in death.
[beeping]
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Then let's just take the shortest one.
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To help you navigate safely,
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I must use the glitter chamber,
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which allows me to see
all realities at once.
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I won't lie, it's pretty cool.
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That's what Zoidberg snorted.
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Does that make me cool?
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Absolutely not!
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Only shamans may use the sacred chamber.
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For anyone else,
it could induce a medical-grade freakout!
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Like Narlo here.
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Dude, I feel like I'm spinning...
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[sparkling]
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♪ mystical music playing ♪
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♪ mystical vocalizing ♪
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- [device beeping]
- Has anyone seen my--
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Oh!
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[snarling]
Aha!
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Give me that slipper!
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Drop it!
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Whoa! Oh!
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It's ruined!
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Bad Nibbler!
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[gasps] I can't help it!
269
00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,540
[howling]
270
00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:01,917
It's those damnable worms!
271
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:04,294
There, there. I know what might help.
272
00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:05,629
No! No, I beg of you!
273
00:11:05,629 --> 00:11:06,922
Not the cone of shame!
274
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,299
♪ somber music playing ♪
275
00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:10,759
[quiet crying]
276
00:11:10,759 --> 00:11:12,761
♪ intense music playing ♪
277
00:11:12,761 --> 00:11:15,764
♪ mystical vocalizing ♪
278
00:11:15,764 --> 00:11:17,182
[sparkling]
279
00:11:18,475 --> 00:11:20,727
I see the way.
280
00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:23,230
And I have a serious craving for frosting.
281
00:11:24,356 --> 00:11:27,359
[slurping]
282
00:11:28,652 --> 00:11:30,237
Mm... [slurps]
283
00:11:30,237 --> 00:11:32,698
Make a right at the large sand mound,
284
00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:35,117
then a left at the medium-sized mound.
285
00:11:35,117 --> 00:11:37,661
After the fifth mound,
you'll see a mound.
286
00:11:37,661 --> 00:11:39,580
So many mounds!
287
00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:42,416
One wrong mound means certain death.
288
00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:44,376
Or just take the roach-thopter.
289
00:11:44,376 --> 00:11:47,379
[wings fluttering]
290
00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:48,922
Bleh!
291
00:11:48,922 --> 00:11:51,258
Then, you'll need a guide. Bilgar!
292
00:11:52,509 --> 00:11:54,761
Bilgar is our second-best guide.
293
00:11:54,761 --> 00:11:57,431
Our best guide got eaten by a sandworm.
294
00:11:57,431 --> 00:11:59,349
Listen to him closely,
295
00:11:59,349 --> 00:12:01,977
and do most of what he says.
296
00:12:01,977 --> 00:12:04,980
♪ exotic music playing ♪
297
00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:11,778
The worms are attracted
to the rhythmic pattern
298
00:12:11,778 --> 00:12:13,614
of Doong beetle footsteps.
299
00:12:13,614 --> 00:12:16,867
Whatever you do,
do not walk like a Doong beetle.
300
00:12:17,951 --> 00:12:20,204
Oops!
[clicking, whirring]
301
00:12:21,914 --> 00:12:24,917
♪ exotic music continues ♪
302
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,337
Even in this hostile environment,
303
00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:30,130
life thrives.
304
00:12:30,130 --> 00:12:32,633
For example, the veiny pus fungus.
305
00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,551
[disgusted groans]
306
00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,678
And the hairless sand pigeon.
307
00:12:36,678 --> 00:12:38,305
[louder groans]
308
00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:41,767
Every living creature here
is a total barf bag!
309
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,727
Uh, n-no offense, Bilgar.
310
00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:46,104
These little crawly guys are cute.
311
00:12:46,104 --> 00:12:47,648
Hello, friends.
312
00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:49,441
[scuttling]
[Fry and Leela gag]
313
00:12:49,441 --> 00:12:51,401
BENDER:
That's the worst one of all!
314
00:12:51,401 --> 00:12:54,404
♪ exotic music continues ♪
315
00:12:56,990 --> 00:13:00,994
This final expanse is where
our best guide was devoured.
316
00:13:02,412 --> 00:13:03,789
[flame sizzles]
317
00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:05,415
So, what do we do?
318
00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:07,501
Exactly what he did.
319
00:13:07,501 --> 00:13:10,295
I'll create a diversion
by setting off a pounder.
320
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,007
[rhythmic pounding]
321
00:13:14,007 --> 00:13:16,468
Hey, you know my grandfather
was a pounder.
322
00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:19,763
It simulates beetle footsteps
to attract the worms.
323
00:13:19,763 --> 00:13:20,889
Go, run!
324
00:13:20,889 --> 00:13:22,724
[panting]
[Zoidberg whooping]
325
00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:24,101
Don't worry about me.
326
00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:26,270
Our best guy taught me everything he--
327
00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:28,230
[screaming]
[sandworm bellows]
328
00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:29,815
[Bilgar screaming]
329
00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:33,193
Hey, I guess that makes me
a quarter-pounder.
330
00:13:33,193 --> 00:13:35,279
[sandworm bellowing, roaring]
331
00:13:35,279 --> 00:13:37,281
[all screaming]
332
00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:42,619
♪ adventurous music playing ♪
333
00:13:42,619 --> 00:13:44,580
[all panting]
334
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:47,291
[all exclaiming]
335
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,710
LEELA: Oh!
336
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:51,753
Fry, why don't you have a belt?
337
00:13:51,753 --> 00:13:53,881
Or at least a substantial butt!?
338
00:13:53,881 --> 00:13:56,133
Sorry, guys, I'm a flatty.
339
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:57,509
[all screaming]
340
00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:00,304
[sparkling]
341
00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:02,347
Oh, right. Sand.
342
00:14:02,347 --> 00:14:04,850
♪ mystical music playing ♪
343
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:07,144
Hey! Don't bogart that glitter!
344
00:14:07,853 --> 00:14:09,813
- It's coming.
- What's coming?
345
00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:12,566
- A tasty wienerschnitzel?
- A funny monkey?
346
00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:14,193
Sandstorm!
347
00:14:14,193 --> 00:14:16,612
[wind howling]
[all yelling]
348
00:14:16,612 --> 00:14:19,031
[grunting]
349
00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:21,033
[wind howling]
[coughing, groaning]
350
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,410
It's hopeless!
We don't have a guide!
351
00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:25,037
We don't know where we are!
352
00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,289
The dust is drying out my skin!
353
00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:28,624
[clang] Ow!
354
00:14:28,624 --> 00:14:31,168
[vibrating]
355
00:14:31,168 --> 00:14:32,169
[clang]
356
00:14:32,169 --> 00:14:34,421
♪ epic music playing ♪
357
00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:36,673
LEELA:
The sphere! We made it!
358
00:14:36,673 --> 00:14:38,091
Great work, Bender!
359
00:14:38,091 --> 00:14:40,219
This is it. Arm squirt guns!
360
00:14:40,219 --> 00:14:41,762
[plastic pumping]
361
00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:44,681
But we lost that poundy thing
that attracts the worms.
362
00:14:44,681 --> 00:14:47,267
Ah, but we have Tappy and Shoe-shoe!
363
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:49,811
They call me the two-ton Fred Astaire.
364
00:14:49,811 --> 00:14:51,855
[rattling, squeaking]
Yep. Yep.
365
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,485
The jitterbug?
366
00:14:56,485 --> 00:14:57,653
The litter bug!
367
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,072
He's a dancing machine!
368
00:15:00,781 --> 00:15:02,407
[grunts, sighs]
369
00:15:02,407 --> 00:15:03,492
[clapping]
370
00:15:03,492 --> 00:15:05,536
[loud rumbling]
371
00:15:05,536 --> 00:15:07,829
[growling, snarling]
372
00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:10,457
Set squirties to kill!
373
00:15:10,457 --> 00:15:12,793
[snarling]
374
00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:20,133
- [Bender and Leela gasp]
- It's worms within worms!
375
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,510
[thudding]
376
00:15:22,886 --> 00:15:26,723
[squeaky voice]
I am the God Emperor of Doon...g.
377
00:15:26,723 --> 00:15:30,185
It's them! The parasites that
are making Nibbler stupid!
378
00:15:30,185 --> 00:15:33,814
I know you. You're those worms
that used to live in my tum-tum.
379
00:15:33,814 --> 00:15:35,774
Only you made me smarter.
380
00:15:35,774 --> 00:15:37,609
I'll take your word for it.
381
00:15:37,609 --> 00:15:40,445
Look, you seem like
a nice swarm of maggots,
382
00:15:40,445 --> 00:15:42,948
but you're making my friend Nibbler sick.
383
00:15:42,948 --> 00:15:45,033
Can't you just infest Zoidberg?
384
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:47,494
Ew! We prefer to live free,
385
00:15:47,494 --> 00:15:49,454
here among the tumble-turds.
386
00:15:49,454 --> 00:15:52,583
Then prepare for me to say fire. Fire!
387
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,084
[worm yelps]
388
00:15:54,084 --> 00:15:56,503
That was my second-best guard!
389
00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:59,256
Worms, form a defensive squiggle!
390
00:15:59,256 --> 00:16:01,508
[worms shouting]
391
00:16:01,508 --> 00:16:02,759
[both yell]
392
00:16:04,803 --> 00:16:07,431
♪ adventurous music playing ♪
393
00:16:07,431 --> 00:16:08,932
Oh...
394
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,481
[Bender laughing]
395
00:16:16,481 --> 00:16:20,444
[worm yelping, grunting]
396
00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:22,279
FRY:
Good job...
397
00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:23,155
knot!
398
00:16:24,406 --> 00:16:26,116
[Fry laughs]
[worms screaming]
399
00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:28,160
♪ music swells ♪
400
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,870
[panting]
401
00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:31,872
[sniffing]
402
00:16:32,831 --> 00:16:34,082
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
403
00:16:34,082 --> 00:16:36,210
Whoa...
404
00:16:37,044 --> 00:16:39,004
Look! Up in the sky!
405
00:16:39,004 --> 00:16:40,964
- It's a bird!
- It's a turd!
406
00:16:40,964 --> 00:16:42,674
It's Nibbler!
407
00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:48,972
- [beep]
- Stop! Stop fighting!
408
00:16:48,972 --> 00:16:51,475
♪
409
00:16:51,475 --> 00:16:53,352
Okay, I'm done.
410
00:16:53,352 --> 00:16:55,229
Nibbler? Are you alright?
411
00:16:55,229 --> 00:16:57,689
How dumb are you on a scale of one to Fry?
412
00:16:57,689 --> 00:17:00,359
I can't even count that high anymore.
413
00:17:00,359 --> 00:17:01,777
But please listen.
414
00:17:01,777 --> 00:17:05,447
I have important things to say,
while I still can.
415
00:17:05,447 --> 00:17:06,949
[wind blowing]
416
00:17:06,949 --> 00:17:08,951
[wings fluttering]
417
00:17:08,951 --> 00:17:11,453
♪
418
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,791
♪ mystical vocalizing ♪
419
00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:18,210
It is he! The Messiah!
420
00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:20,796
As pictured in the ancient scripture.
421
00:17:20,796 --> 00:17:23,090
It shows him with blonde hair
and blue eyes,
422
00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:25,050
but the rest is spot on.
423
00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:27,511
I only wish I had more time left
424
00:17:27,511 --> 00:17:30,430
to appreciate this glittering litter land.
425
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:33,308
Everywhere I look, I see beauty.
426
00:17:33,308 --> 00:17:35,143
Really? 'Cause I'm seeing poop.
427
00:17:35,143 --> 00:17:37,896
Open your minds and see as I see.
428
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:41,400
All life is connected in a glorious web.
[sparkling]
429
00:17:42,276 --> 00:17:45,320
The pus fungus draws life from the dust
430
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,531
and is eaten by the skin pigeon,
431
00:17:47,531 --> 00:17:51,201
which in turn feeds the pygmy hyena mole.
432
00:17:51,201 --> 00:17:54,454
- [chomp]
- Ow... That's cool.
433
00:17:54,454 --> 00:17:56,582
NIBBLER:
The beetles process the dung--
434
00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:59,167
It's pronounced doong.
435
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:01,420
Uh, sorry, Messiah. Keep going.
436
00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:03,213
As for the worms...
[sparkling]
437
00:18:03,213 --> 00:18:06,383
well, they feed on my brain.
438
00:18:06,383 --> 00:18:08,510
And that in itself is blutier--
439
00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,888
Um, uh, boo-too-poo-pool.
440
00:18:10,888 --> 00:18:12,556
[stammering]
441
00:18:12,556 --> 00:18:14,141
Pretty.
442
00:18:14,141 --> 00:18:16,185
Everything is interconnected.
443
00:18:16,185 --> 00:18:18,145
Everything is perfect.
444
00:18:18,145 --> 00:18:21,481
So please, leave these worms
to play their part,
445
00:18:21,481 --> 00:18:22,900
and I...
446
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,444
I will happily play mine,
447
00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:28,864
even if it means sacrificing all that I am
448
00:18:28,864 --> 00:18:31,575
and becoming a mindless house pet.
449
00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:33,410
[crying]
450
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:34,786
[slurping]
451
00:18:34,786 --> 00:18:37,623
I accept your gift of precious liquid.
452
00:18:37,623 --> 00:18:40,000
Finally, you learn some manners.
453
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:43,503
♪
454
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:46,465
[Nibbler's craft whirring]
455
00:18:46,465 --> 00:18:48,592
[ray blasts, ship whirs]
456
00:18:50,177 --> 00:18:52,346
[pop]
[all exclaim]
457
00:18:53,138 --> 00:18:54,973
[Nibbler whimpers]
458
00:18:54,973 --> 00:18:57,100
One last 3D crossword
459
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,186
before your brain turns to jello?
460
00:18:59,186 --> 00:19:03,023
Alas, my mind has already
degenerated to the point
461
00:19:03,023 --> 00:19:04,983
where I can no longer predict the ending
462
00:19:04,983 --> 00:19:07,319
of an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
463
00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:08,403
[all gasp]
464
00:19:08,403 --> 00:19:11,365
[sobs] B-But you're my little Fuzzler.
465
00:19:11,365 --> 00:19:14,952
When all else is gone,
I shall remember that.
466
00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:16,537
Oh, Nibbler!
467
00:19:16,537 --> 00:19:18,580
I know you've made your mind up,
468
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,290
o-or what's left of it,
469
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:24,253
but please don't let the worms
eat your consciousness!
470
00:19:24,628 --> 00:19:26,964
Now, now, my cherished friend.
471
00:19:26,964 --> 00:19:28,632
Though my mental,
472
00:19:28,632 --> 00:19:31,176
uh, brain may deteriorate,
473
00:19:31,176 --> 00:19:34,680
I will always look back
on what we had with...
474
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,764
big happy.
475
00:19:36,265 --> 00:19:38,892
And you is... be my buddy and...
476
00:19:39,768 --> 00:19:42,271
so, so...
477
00:19:42,271 --> 00:19:43,355
itchy.
478
00:19:43,355 --> 00:19:45,649
[whimpering]
479
00:19:45,649 --> 00:19:48,068
Leela, give belly rub.
480
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:50,737
[cooing]
481
00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:53,991
[sobbing]
482
00:19:53,991 --> 00:19:56,285
♪ somber music playing ♪
483
00:19:56,285 --> 00:19:58,412
[crying, sniffles]
484
00:19:58,412 --> 00:20:01,874
Aw, Leela, I hate seeing you like this.
485
00:20:01,874 --> 00:20:04,418
You wanna blow your nose on my shirt?
486
00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:05,919
[blows nose]
487
00:20:06,545 --> 00:20:07,880
Thanks, Fry.
488
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,756
I know this is what Nibbler wanted,
489
00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:11,800
but I can't wrap my head around it.
490
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,636
If only I could open my mind to the beauty
491
00:20:14,636 --> 00:20:16,847
he was blabbering on about.
492
00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:17,723
[gasps]
493
00:20:17,723 --> 00:20:20,309
[ray blast, whirring]
494
00:20:20,309 --> 00:20:23,312
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
495
00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:25,981
[engines roaring]
496
00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:32,196
Please. The chamber is my only hope
of truly understanding!
497
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:34,323
Well, then find another only hope.
498
00:20:34,323 --> 00:20:37,201
Pure, uncut glitter is dangerous.
499
00:20:37,201 --> 00:20:39,369
You could end up
permanently tasting colors.
500
00:20:39,369 --> 00:20:40,996
Or smelling sounds.
501
00:20:40,996 --> 00:20:42,289
I can smell sound.
502
00:20:42,289 --> 00:20:44,583
Fry's singing stinks up
the whole apartment.
503
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:47,336
Yeah! And if you don't let Leela
use the chamber,
504
00:20:47,336 --> 00:20:49,421
I'm gonna stink up this whole place.
505
00:20:49,755 --> 00:20:52,925
♪ I feel a song coming on! ♪
506
00:20:52,925 --> 00:20:54,218
[retching]
507
00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:56,553
Fine! Go nuts.
508
00:20:58,972 --> 00:21:01,975
[whooshing, sparkling]
509
00:21:01,975 --> 00:21:04,061
♪ mystical music playing ♪
510
00:21:04,061 --> 00:21:07,064
♪ mystical vocalizing ♪
511
00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:13,904
[young beetles giggling]
512
00:21:13,904 --> 00:21:15,405
[whooshing, sparkling]
513
00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:19,159
I see the way.
514
00:21:19,159 --> 00:21:21,119
[coughing]
515
00:21:21,662 --> 00:21:23,830
Everything Nibbler said was true.
516
00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:26,041
Duh. He's the Messiah.
517
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,043
But he did miss one thing.
518
00:21:28,043 --> 00:21:30,754
He works in mysterious ways.
519
00:21:31,421 --> 00:21:34,758
These parasitic worms should be
making Nibbler smarter,
520
00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:36,176
like when Fry had them.
521
00:21:36,176 --> 00:21:37,803
So why aren't we?
522
00:21:37,803 --> 00:21:40,264
Because the web of life
extends even deeper
523
00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,015
than Nibbler perceived.
524
00:21:42,015 --> 00:21:44,101
You worms have been weakened
525
00:21:44,101 --> 00:21:45,853
by sub-parasites!
526
00:21:45,853 --> 00:21:47,354
♪ dramatic sting ♪
[scuttling]
527
00:21:47,354 --> 00:21:48,939
[disgusted groans]
528
00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:50,732
Oh, that is gross, man!
529
00:21:50,732 --> 00:21:54,027
These tiny mites are sapping
your beneficial juices.
530
00:21:54,027 --> 00:21:56,572
[loudly]
I have been a little low-energy lately!
531
00:21:56,572 --> 00:21:58,031
[scuttling]
532
00:21:58,031 --> 00:22:01,410
[slurps] I'm feeding on
worm juice with friends!
533
00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:02,744
That's it! I'm out!
534
00:22:02,744 --> 00:22:05,455
Sorry I didn't mention
I was shrinking myself.
535
00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:07,124
You guys must have been worried sick.
536
00:22:07,749 --> 00:22:09,042
[Fry clears throat]
537
00:22:10,377 --> 00:22:14,047
There are levels
within levels within levels.
538
00:22:14,047 --> 00:22:15,757
That's too many levels!
539
00:22:15,757 --> 00:22:18,051
We've gotta kill those mites!
540
00:22:18,051 --> 00:22:21,513
What!? But what about the precious web
of blah-biddy-blah?
541
00:22:21,513 --> 00:22:23,432
You have to draw the line somewhere.
542
00:22:23,432 --> 00:22:25,934
Stomp those suckers!
Kill 'em all!
543
00:22:25,934 --> 00:22:27,519
[panicked yelling]
544
00:22:27,519 --> 00:22:29,688
[grunting]
545
00:22:29,688 --> 00:22:32,858
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
546
00:22:32,858 --> 00:22:34,568
It's showtime!
547
00:22:36,111 --> 00:22:37,571
Care to smoosh?
548
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,659
[shoes tapping]
549
00:22:42,659 --> 00:22:45,245
Bender, stop! It's me, Zoidberg!
550
00:22:45,245 --> 00:22:48,373
Sorry! I can't hear your screams
over the tapping!
551
00:22:48,373 --> 00:22:49,541
[groaning, grunts]
552
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,293
Dah!
553
00:22:54,630 --> 00:22:56,465
[toy squeaking]
[Nibbler grumbling]
554
00:22:57,299 --> 00:22:59,092
You're gonna be okay.
555
00:22:59,092 --> 00:23:00,636
But what about you, Leela?
556
00:23:00,636 --> 00:23:03,096
You were in that
dangerous glitter chamber.
557
00:23:03,096 --> 00:23:05,349
[echoing]
Did your senses get scrambled?
558
00:23:05,349 --> 00:23:07,017
Nah, it's fine.
559
00:23:07,017 --> 00:23:10,646
The interwoven dependency of all things
560
00:23:10,646 --> 00:23:12,689
was the ultimate epiphany.
561
00:23:12,689 --> 00:23:15,317
Yet, thanks to Leela's unwavering loyalty
562
00:23:15,317 --> 00:23:17,027
and utmost bravery,
563
00:23:17,027 --> 00:23:20,989
my consciousness returned to
ponder another glorious phase
564
00:23:20,989 --> 00:23:23,700
of our universe's evolution.
565
00:23:24,493 --> 00:23:26,286
Good.
566
00:23:26,286 --> 00:23:28,705
[chattering]
567
00:23:28,705 --> 00:23:30,874
[sniffles] You're my little Fuzzler.
568
00:23:30,874 --> 00:23:32,668
I remember.
569
00:23:32,668 --> 00:23:35,671
[purring]
570
00:23:35,671 --> 00:23:38,882
♪ gentle music playing ♪
571
00:23:41,927 --> 00:23:44,930
♪
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