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Good morning, hermana.

In your chair.

I bought you your favorite,
caramel macchiato,

to start off the day.

I'm not a monster.
Plus, I wanted a muffin.

Beto, please. You don't
understand what you're doing.

Oh, I understand.

I'm getting
the family company back.

My inheritance.

You can have the damn company.

But Rita wants my life.

She told me

she's gonna kill me
and take my place permanently.

Oh, you'll say anything to get
out of here, won't you?

Luckily,

I'm not as gullible
as your husband.

Blake made an
appointment in two days

to sign the
transfer paperwork.

You'll be let out once I'm
safely on my way back to Mexico.

You think you'll be safe there?

Once I tell Papá
what you've done...

Oh, Papá this,
Blake that.

You're like a broken record.

And I'm not worried.

No one's gonna
believe your story.

A woman that looks just
like you took over your life?

The only one getting
locked up here will be you.

You know, on second thought,
I'm gonna keep this for myself.

I've got a question for you.
Perfect timing.

I have a question for you.

Not sure how
that's perfect timing for me,

but okay.

I'm putting the Carrington
vacation compound

on the market next week,
and rolling the profits over

into to the construction budget
for the new PPA airport.

Is there anything in
the house that you want
before it's cleaned out?

Wow, I haven't thought about
that place in years, so no.

That's the past
and I am focused on the future,

which leads us
back to my question,

which is about the past. Um...

Were you and Alexis

on the same page
when you decided to have kids?

Am I about to be a grandfather?

Do I need to set up
custodial accounts?

No, no, no. Relax. Although...

I did bring up
the subject with Liam.

- And?
- And he went to Los Angeles

to meet with
his movie producers,

and I haven't heard
from him since.

Well, funny enough,
having kids was the one time

Alexis and I were
in total agreement.

In fact,

Adam was conceived
at the Carrington compound.

Ew. Yet another reason
to get rid of the place.

Okay. Liam is on his way home.

So thankfully,
we can stop talking about this

before you tell me
where I was conceived.

Oh...
Don't.

I'm really enjoying our weekly

Dom-Mystique
business breakfasts.

Yeah, me, too.

And also, congratulations

on your glowing
Wall Street Journal profile,

Mr. Savior of
Fallon Unlimited.

Thanks.

All I did was stabilize
the company stock price

and keep morale high
while Fallon's away.

As a mother, I'm proud
you've restored your reputation.

As a business partner,

I was a little dismayed
to see no mention

- of Dom-Mystique.
- Calling out the success

of my mother while talking
about Fallon Unlimited

would not have been
the most professional look.

Enough about me.

What's going on
with the NordicStar contract?

I'm about to expand
my international profile

by selling direct-to-consumer
on IG Live.

That should get
some attention.

I am going to make that airline

notice Dom-Mystique
whether they want to or not.

Sounds like a good move.

Maybe you can call the Journal

and tell them to redo
the article.

I'm kidding.

Cheers.

And here you go.

Enjoy your new suite.
It's a great one.

A suite?

I can't believe how generous
Ms. Carrington is.

I didn't expect an upgrade
to come with the, uh, the job.

Well, now that you're
staying here long term,

you deserve a little more space.

Fallon wants only the best,
including for her horse trainer.

Well, she sounds like a great
friend to have in your life.

Thanks.

Um, did I just see Carter Tatum

in the restaurant
doing a photo shoot?

If you mean the gay Insta icon
that is the spokesman

for the collab between La Mirage
and Tres Gatos Tequila,

then yes.

His feed is all I want
my life to be.

Tell me about it.

He's always out at a club,
on a yacht,

or hanging out
in Turks and Caicos.

I'm so jealous.

Where is Turks and Caicos?

I don't know,
but I'd go to either one.

My life has been
all hotel for so long

that if I don't
start having fun,

I'm gonna burn out
by the time I'm 32.

Wait, Sammy Jo,
I thought you were 32.

Hush, child.

My point is,
if Fallon Carrington

can find some work-life balance,
then I definitely can.

Let's see. "Turks...

and Caicos."

Shrimp?

I think we should
cancel the meeting

with Beto and the lawyers.

Why? I thought it was settled.

I just can't shake
this feeling that Beto's

got some trick up his sleeve.

Look, we know he
doesn't play fair.

I don't think you should
give him the company.

I understand your concern,

but I think we're making
the right decision.

What are you doing?
You can't drink that.

What? Why not?

We just talked about

how grapefruit juice
is dangerous

to mix with your meds.

Wow, I-I think the stress
of dealing with the company

is making me forgetful.

Just grabbing some food
on the way to the office.

Yeah, hold on one second.

Is it possible that Cristal
is having a reaction

to her cancer meds?

She was dizzy a few
nights ago, and now,

now she's forgetful.

No, it's not a big deal.
It's stress.

Well, we can never
be too careful.

It is almost time for your
six-month post-op checkup.

Why don't you come in, we'll
get some blood work done.

I can give you a ride to
the hospital right now.

Oh...

I have a manicure
appointment in an hour.

Everyone's overreacting.
I'm fine.

Thank you, Adam.

Okay.

I just want to sign
the paperwork.

No. I'm not signing
anything right now.

Until you have
a clean bill of health,

it is not happening.

If you can't go in today,
you're going in tomorrow.

Of course, honey.

Thank you for always
looking out for me.

They want to start production
as soon as possible,

since Nina has a couple
of directing projects lined up.

Which means I have
to finish work

on the screenplay right away.

So between that and traveling

back and forth to
L.A. for meetings,

I mean, my schedule
is about to be crazy.

Look at you, crazy busy.
It's kind of hot.

Uh, speaking of crazy,

did you happen to think
about that question

I brought up before you left?

It's okay if you didn't.

No, I did.

Oh.

I thought about it
a lot, actually,

and I was pretty clear
in the past

about my feelings
on having kids.

You were.

And I'm just,
I'm about to be really busy.

No, I understand.
It's just not the right time.

I said "about to be busy."

Which makes this the perfect
time to try and get pregnant.

Oh, my God.

- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

Really?
Yes.

Ooh.

Okay, not that I'm complaining,
but what changed your mind?

Well, let's just say
you weren't the only one

that was affected by your
near-death experience.

I'm ready to expand our family.

Well, the next three days are
my most fertile of the month.

Did you already get
one of those ovulation kits?

'Cause clearly you were
expecting a yes from me.

No, I didn't, but way to ruin
the mood with science.

No, I just know my body,

and right now
my body is all about sex.

I am as fertile as the Pampas
in Argentina.

Hmm, we're gonna have a baby!

Or at least have an
amazing time trying.

I cannot wait
till Jazz Night tomorrow.

It's gonna be hot.

Huh? Oh, yeah.

Carter is really hot.

Who?

I was talking
about music, man.

And I'm talking about Carter,

that hot model over there
I need to ask out on a date.

I've been trying to figure out
how to live my life like him,

but maybe I can live
it with him instead.

Did my, uh, search for
"the one" inspire you?

Yes, to do exactly
the opposite.

Sammy Jo needs some fun
in his life, so wish me luck.

Hey. Good to see you again.

Sam.

You want to grab a drink?

Yes, let's.

Hey.

So, I ran your
IG Live plan

by the legal department,
and they told me your contract

prohibits you from selling your
merchandise anywhere but FSN.

You're gonna have
to scrap this idea.

Well, that's not happening.

It's a breach of contract,

and I can't let that happen
on my watch.

Well, what if you looked
the other way?

You know, not watching?

I can't not watch
what I've already seen,

and I can't play favorites, Mom.

Of course you can.

I'm your mother
and business partner.

What's good for
Dom-Mystique is good for you.

I'm rebuilding my professional
reputation at Fallon Unlimited.

I'm not gonna throw
that away by-by putting

my own personal interests first.

Fine, then put mine first.

Talk to Fallon.

Explain the situation.

You're very persuasive
when you want to be.

Yeah, clearly. Uh...

Okay, look, I-I'll give it
another shot

with Fallon, but I...

Wonderful.
Let me know when it's a go.

Try this. It's a Sazerac,

an authentic
New Orleans cocktail.

Mmm.

I like.
Perfect for Jazz Night.

See? I was listening.

Thank you. And thank you
for helping me set up.

Of course. I'm here for you.

But I do need
to multitask

and get ready for my date
with Carter tomorrow.

Here are your outfit options
for Rollerblading.

Rollerblading?
Why not just wear sweatpants?

Ew, gross.

No, no, no, no.
He's obviously kidding.

I mean, you're kidding, right?

Do you want me to wear
some elbow pads, too?

I mean, that's not
the worst idea.

What? I'm kind of
a stickler for safety.

Okay, thanks, Dad.

Sam's picture is gonna be
posted online

and seen by all
of Carter's followers

and who knows who else?

So I need to look aspirational,

not like someone dressed
by his overprotective mother.

Or business partner.

Oh, Daniel. Hi.

Hi, I hope I'm not interrupting.

No, of course not.
Can I help you with anything?

Everything okay with the suite?

Oh, the suite is perfect. Uh...
I was looking for you, actually.

I was wondering if you might
like to get some dinner later?

Wow, uh...

Well, thank you,
I am very flattered.

But, uh,
tonight's not good.

I have a lot
of hotel business going on,

but maybe some other time?

Of course. Uh, I-I'm sorry,

I didn't mean to put you
on the spot.

No, no, no.

No problem at all.
I didn't feel on the spot.

Totally spotless.

So, have a good night.

Take care.

Why'd you say no?

You just said you were
looking for someone.

I said I was looking for fun,
and I'm pretty sure dating

Fallon's horse trainer
isn't the best way to find it.

Oh, he could be
fun. But he's old.

No, I just don't want
to split my focus

while I'm dating Carter,
that's all.

Now I need to head out
for my manicure and facial.

We're still setting up.
Just do all that tomorrow.

I am getting an $1,800
overnight, ultra-hydrating,

vitamin C, hyaluronic
firming mask, so I got to go...

- now.
- Of course.

Well, why didn't you just
say that in the first place?

Mmm.

You have really gone
all out here. I feel bad.

Is there anything special
that I can do for you?

Actually, yes.

In order to increase the chances
of getting pregnant,

I read that it's helpful
for the man to pray

to the gods of fertility
at the moment of climax.

Um... I'm not...

I was kidding.
It was a joke. Lighten up.

We're supposed to be
having fun, remember?

Okay, well,
I'll show you some fun.

Uh, whoever it is,
please go away.

Adam?

Did you not say "Come in"?

Nope. Not even close.

Well, Blake mentioned
something about

becoming a grandfather soon,

so I just wanted
to offer my advice

as a trained physician.

My advice would be
for you to get out.

I will, but I think
you should know

the positions that are most
conducive to...

Ew! Get out!

You don't have to tell me twice.

No, more like five times.

Mind if I just have a... Goodbye, Adam.

Ah, ah... Ow.

Do you still want to...?Do you?

Not unless you want me to think

of your brother
at the moment of climax.

Well, if the mood wasn't dead
already, you just murdered it.

New plan.

We leave tomorrow at dawn.

I know exactly where
we can go to get some privacy.

Why wouldn't you push
the blood work

until after the meeting
with the lawyers?

We don't even know if you and
Cristal are the same blood type.

RITA:I tried to stall, but
Blake wouldn't budge.

But I do have some good news.

It's amazing what that hospital
will do for a Carrington,

especially one
who started a clinic.

Here's everything we need
for an at-home blood draw.

Well done.

You know who's been
just a doll to me?

Your stepson.

He's so concerned
about my well-being.

Did you two ever...

you know?

I kind of get that vibe.

You're disgusting.

I'm just trying to get
the lay of the land.

Don't be so prissy.

Beto,

you must realize this is insane.

BETO:Well, I'm not gonna let a
little blood stop me now.

I wouldn't move around
too much if I were you.

I don't want to jab
you in the wrong spot.

After all,

I'm not a professional.

Wow, this house is beautiful.

Well, when you talked
about "the old place,"

I thought it would be shabbier.

Well, it's
Carrington shabby.

And it's only beautiful
because no one else is here.

Aw. I used to nap
on that couch

while my grandmother
scratched my back.

- That's such a sweet memory.
- Yeah, it's great.

Let's do it.

No complaints here.

I have one
I'd like to register.

Winston?

Who's Winston?

Winston is the man

who wants to know
if it's safe to look up again.

Winston has been the caretaker
here since I was a child.

And yes, yes, you can
uncover your eyes.

This is my husband Liam.

Oh.

A pleasure.

And, uh, nice to see

someone clearly uses
his gym membership.

Uh, I'm sorry

to disturb you, Ms. Carrington.

I-I didn't realize
you'd be here.

Yeah, well, back
at you, Winnie.

We were hoping that
we would be alone.

So maybe you could
just head off

to the staff quarters
for a little bit

and take a tiny,
little nap,

you know, while Liam and
I try to make a baby.

Unfortunately, no can do.
I-I've already cleared out

that wing of the house
in preparation for the sale,

and I only have two days left

to make things happen here. Well,

we only have two days left
to make things happen, too.

Do you want to just get

a hotel room downtown
or something?

Do we really want to tell
our future child

that they were conceived
in a chain hotel?

What is with men
wanting to tell their children

where they were conceived?

But I get your point.

It's just a little icky

with Winston here
packing up.

You understand.
Most definitely.

I wouldn't want me here, either,

distracting you
from this cool drink of water.

Hey, what if
we help Winston pack up?

Get him out of here

in one day instead of two?

Really? You would do that?

Yeah.

Brawn and brains.

Hmm, we have a winner.

Uh...

Well, why don't you two
start in this room,

and I-I'll just be
in the next room over.

Hmm.

I think you've got
a friend for life.

Let's start packing

this up so we can get
this stuff and him

out of here as
fast as possible.

Mmm.

I haven't been Rollerblading
- in ages.
- Hmm.

I could tell by the way
you ran straight into a bush.

- Twice.
- That bush was hidden by a group of children.

That's really
what I was aiming for.

Mm.

We got some cute
pictures, though.

- Really? Let me see.
- Uh-uh.

I have them set to publish
in an hour.

You know how it is.

Oh, yeah. I-I get it.

- I'll check then.
- I have to run

to another engagement,
but I'm hosting an event

at a pop-up bar
in Midtown later tonight.

You want to stop by?

That sounds like fun.

- Mm.
- And I am all

about fun.

In that case,

I'm headed to Belize
with some friends

next weekend on the PJ.

It'll be the most fun.

Come.

OM-extra letter-G.

I'm in.

I mean, a-a trip to Belize

is exactly the kind of vacay
I've been looking for.

Perfect. Uh, just don't forget
to change before tonight.

Uh, I just don't
want you to get

trolled for wearing
the same outfit twice.

Oh. No, please.

I never wear
the same thing twice.

Unless there's a fashion crisis, but...

Yeah, don't worry.

I'll bring even more
clothing choices to Belize.

You actually won't need
that many clothes on the trip.

Mm. Ooh, I feel
a bit light-headed.

Would you like me to get you
some apple juice?

That would be wonderful.
Thank you.

Surprise.

Oh, you startled me.

I'm sorry. I saw your nurse.

Just wanted to, uh,
check in on you,

give you your apple juice.

Um... Are you...
Are you still feeling dizzy?

I'm feeling a little weak.

Oh, I'm so pathetic.

- No, no.
- Can you

- hand me that juice?
- Yes, of course.

It is completely normal
for you to feel light-headed

after having
your blood drawn.

Here you go.

My hero.

Mmm.

I'm feeling better already.

Great.

And, uh,
I can take that for you.

Oh.

Yeah.

Mmm.

You want me to call Blake
to pick you up?

Oh, don't worry.
I have the driver.

I'll see you at home.

Yep.

Thanks for doing this
with me.

If I'm gonna be photographed
all the time,

I need to burn
- an extra 400 calories a day.
- Please.

I'm not just here for you.

Now that I'm getting
back into modeling,

I need to take new pictures
so I can get an agent again.

Well,
I'll just keep telling myself

you're here for moral support

because it helps me
get through the workout.

It's Carter.

What do I do?

- Answer it?
- Okay.

Hello?

Hey.

No, I'm not breathing hard.

Oh, no.

Well, we can just move it
to The Sahara Club.

No, no, no, it's not a problem.
Not at all.

Okay, great.

See you then. Bye.

What was that?

The pop-up bar popped down,

so I offered The Sahara Club
- for tonight.
- Um,

isn't tonight Culhane's
Jazz Night at the club?

Nah, we can push it a day.

- Jazz is timeless, right?
- Well,

in that case, I'll
be there, too.

A few well-tagged pics
with the Insta-crowd

will help me impress
a new agent.

I feel so used.

But I kind of like it.

Oh, wow.

It's me when I won the Georgia
Young Businesswoman Prize.

You look like you're ten
in that photo.

I was eight.

Aw. Look.

It's a drawing I did
of my first horse,

Pepperoni.

- What? I was really into pizza.
- Seems like

you have a lot of nice memories
- from this place.
- Yeah.

I do.

Let's make a new one
right now.

Please

don't tell me it's Winston.

Look at that.

- There's nothing there.
- Exactly.

That is where the Carrington
family crest has been forever.

I know that we
didn't pack it.

Winston said he hasn't packed
in here. So where is it?

We're just gonna
skip over the fact

that there's
a Carrington family crest?

Oh, yeah, we are.

Because the ivory chess set

that Anders used
to teach Blake how to play

was always right there.

Nana Carrington's
crystal candelabra

has always been right here.

And the gold-plated
cookie cutters,

they weren't in the kitchen.

Where is everything?
It's all missing.

Who would steal all this stuff?

Maybe someone

with an intimate knowledge
of this house

and a crush on you.
You mean Winston?

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, Fallon, why would he do that?

He's probably pissed
that he's out of a job

and a place to live,
so he helped himself

- to a severance package.
- Okay.

Then we should call the police.

Or...

we could wait until he goes
on his little nightly patrol,

sneak into the staff quarters,

and see if he's been hiding
everything in there.

I'm guessing we're going
with option "B."

Yeah.

What about
your fertility window?

Oh, that thing's open
for another two days.

Besides, I can't focus

if all my family heirlooms
are missing.

So let's go find everything,
catch him,

and then get back to making
a family heirloom of our own.

Well, Adam said
that you nearly fainted.

I was nervous.

Who knows what the
results will say?

Adam was just making a
big deal over nothing.

I was concerned.

But it turns out you were right.
It was nothing.

Blood work came
back normal.

It's great news.

That's wonderful news.

Have you been working out?

Anyways, I'll,
uh, I'll leave you two

- to celebrate.
- Well, I am relieved.

Not as relieved as I'll be
once we meet with the lawyer.

You promised

you'd hand over the company

once I got a clean
bill of health.

You heard Adam. I'm fine.

The only headache I have is
the company weighing me down.

Okay. You're right. I agreed.

I'll confirm the appointment
with the lawyers

for tomorrow morning.

- Thank you, darling.
- Mm.

♪ You

♪ You say you like it,
so come and show me ♪

♪ That you do

♪ You do...

Mmm.

Daniel. I'm surprised
to see you here.

I didn't think you were
into the, uh, influencer scene.

Oh, I don't think I am,

considering I don't
know what that is.

I thought it was,
uh, Jazz Night.

Oh, yeah, that, um,
got postponed.

I needed to accommodate
for a very important client.

You impress me, Sam.

I can see how hard you work,

but it's nice to see you
having a little bit of fun, too.

I've been a workaholic myself.

- You have?
- Still am, if I'm being honest.

I spent so much time with horses

that I missed out on some
of my personal relationships.

I think I was more comfortable
with the horses, to be honest.

They, uh, can't hurt you.

Well,

unless you get kicked
in the head.

Good point.I...

I regret some of the decisions
that I made,

but, uh,
I'm trying to change that.

Yeah. I'm trying
to change things, too.

So I guess we have that
in common.

It's not as easy as it sounds,
- right?
- Mm.

Well, I'm sure you have to
get back to your friends.

I hope you'll consider
grabbing that dinner sometime.

I don't understand.

Fallon won't grant me
an exception,

so therefore you

won't grant me
an exception?

Seems like you do understand.

Don't get cute with me.

Look, I'm sorry. Okay?

A contract is a contract.

I just don't think
there's another solution.

This isn't a solution.

The solution is,

we'll dissolve our partnership
in Dom-Mystique.

I will buy out
your ownership stake.

Wait, what?
How does that help anything?

It helps me to know

the owner will always put
the company first.

You are completely
overreacting here.

And I thought
we were in a good place.

I guess that's, what,
only if I'm doing what you want?

We are in a good place.

This isn't personal.

You have a conflict of interest.

I need to focus on my company,
and you focus on yours.

It's just business.

Fine. I'll have my lawyer

draw up the paperwork
to sell my stake.

But partner or not,

you still can't sell
your clothes anywhere but FSN.

We'll see about that.

This is amazing!

Carter just posted
a picture of us,

and I already have
a ton of new followers.

Maybe one of them is
your future agent.

Oh, my God! You never know.
Fingers crossed.

I think I'm
- definitely drunk.
- Yeah.

I can tell by the way that
you're dancing, but I like it.

This is exactly the kind
of fun I was talking about.

Hey!

You canceled Jazz Night
to throw a party,

and you didn't
even tell me?

Crap. I meant to tell you.

Which I realize now is not
the same as telling you. My bad.

But this isn't
just a party.

This is actually great
for the club, too.

All of these people
have millions of followers,

so I'm actually living
my best life for both of us.

If living your best life
means screwing over

your business partner and friend

to hang out with a bunch of
people you barely even know,

you may need to rethink
your priorities.

No, I wasn't trying
to screw you over.

I just got caught up
in the excitement. That's all.

But you just don't understand.

No. I don't.

At all.

Wow.

I've been looking for you.

Why?

Well,

- you found me.
- Mmm.

Hey, actually,

can you scooch
over a little

and tilt your head
the other way?

- Huh?
- The lighting's better this angle.

Let's try again?

You're trying
to put our first kiss

- on your story?
- Well, technically,

it's our second kiss. But...

...this one will look better.

Okay.

There's the chess set.

And Nana Carrington's
candelabra.

It's all here.

All right, relax, Velma.

We don't know for sure
that Winston's stealing.

Oh, really, Shaggy? Because
it seems pretty clear to me.

What, the guy
compliments your six-pack,

and now he can do no wrong?

This isn't the first time
that Winston

has taken something
that wasn't his.

On second thought,
you're probably right about him.

What are you doing?

The question is,
what are you doing?

I heard a noise.

So you pulled a gun on us?

It's an antique.
It doesn't even fire.

Guns terrify me.

I-I just... I carry it

in case I need to scare anyone

- while I'm on my rounds.
- Oh,

that's rich coming
from the man who's stealing

all my family's belongings.

- What are you talking about?
- LIAM:Well,

you told us you cleared
out the staff quarters.

Well... FALLON:Yeah.

But now I see,

the only thing cleared out

is half my family's history.

I have no idea
how all of this got here.

I-I certainly wouldn't touch it.

And neither should you.

That candelabra
is very delicate.

Yes, I know.
It was my grandmother's.

I just don't want you
to break it, all right?

- Please. Please.
- Get your hands

off of me!

Did you just kick me?
You...

Ow!

Calm down!

Everyone, calm down!

You second-rate
mall security guard!

I don't care what
you say to my face, you viper!

Everyone, just calm
down! Je... Whoa!

No! The only way
I am letting go

is when I cram it
down your throat!

Ow! Aah!

Stop!

She's had anger issues
ever since she was a child.

Divorce does that.

Yeah, you're both
acting like children.

We can handle this
like adults.

I am an adult!

Nana Carrington
would roll over in her grave

if she knew
what you did today.

To think you'd accuse me
of stealing.

I quit.
Well, good.

Because you're fired.

Whew. This place
has always been so relaxing.

Yeah, I still don't trust you.

I'm only doing this because I'm
worried about Cristal's health.

Well, you should be.

She hasn't been herself lately.

Well, hopefully this
will make you feel less stressed

and get back to
your old self.

I'm sure I will.

Let's just
get this over with.

- Blake?
- Yeah.

You'll just need
to sign here.

You need to sign here.

What is it?

Do you need your glasses?

No.

I'm sorry. I can't do it.

I know I agreed. I just...
I can't do it.

This is a giant mistake,
and you'll regret it later.

Blake, we've been over this.

Our lives will be so much better

without the Flores business
hanging over our heads.

Come on. We had a deal!

I just have a bad feeling
I can't shake.

Sometimes you got to listen
to your gut.

This is one of those times.

Don't throw away my happiness
over a bad feeling.

I'm not, honey.
I'm protecting it.

Arthur,
please see Mr. Flores out.

Tear up those contracts.

This isn't over.

Thanks for agreeing to
have coffee with me.

I thought you'd be hanging
with your crew.

You know, taking pictures
of people partying.

Taking pictures
of people kissing.

Taking pictures
of people taking pictures.

- You saw his feed?
- Yeah.

I wanted to check out
what all the hype was about.

Is this the life you want now?

Actually? No. Not at all.

I just...

I got so wrapped up

in trying to look
cool for Carter,

I didn't notice how
sad his life is.

All curated.

Are you saying

everything on the Internet
isn't what it seems?

Ha ha.

Look,

I'm sorry I blew off Jazz Night
and didn't check with you.

We're equal partners,

and you didn't deserve
to be treated that way.

No, I did not.

But you didn't do it on purpose,

so all is forgiven.

I think you learned your lesson.

Oh, uh, I did.

My left side
is my better kissing side.

Oh, my God.

But, also,
when I'm kissing someone,

I don't want to have to worry
about angles or light.

You know,
Jazz Night could be fun.

And I'm definitely
gonna check it out.

I think a more
mature influence,

not influencer, is what I need.

Mm-hmm.

And I actually met someone
who I connected with

on a genuine level.

And not even online.

- Cheers to that.
- Look at you.

Hello, Mother.

You want 50%

of all profits
in perpetuity?

It's standard procedure

to ensure
I'm getting fair compensation

for my efforts in building

the business.
Oh, which reminds me.

Uh, I also want
an early investor fee.

Is this a joke? No business
can sustain that kind of model.

Depends on the type of business.

Well, not this one.

If you want

to play hardball, you'd better
be ready

for a fight, son.

No problem, Mother.

It's just business. Right?

Oh, I am so tired. I need a nap.

You kept me up all night,
tossing and turning.

Well, I know. I had
way too much adrenaline

coursing through my body. But I
think I've hit a low point now.

It's kind of hard to focus
on love after all the drama.

Yeah. Or not hard,

- as the case may be.
- Whoa.

- Don't pin this on me.
- I know.

I'm kidding.
Now, on a more serious note,

take off your pants.

What? Like, right here?

No. All right, I guess I'll let
you wait until we get upstairs,

but that's
all the waiting I'm doing.

We have to make a baby,

and time is running out.

- Okay.
- What? Why is Blake calling me?

Okay, fine. I'll
meet you upstairs.

- Aye, aye, Captain.
- Don't do that.

You said you'd let me go

once Blake
signed the company back to you.

I will.
But Blake refused to sign.

It's because he knows
something is off.

How long

do you think you can get away
with this?

Long enough to get

what we want.

But don't worry.

I brought you a
change of clothes.

Don't say I never did
anything for you.

I've gotten to know Blake,

and he'll never
stop protecting

poor, weak Cristal.

My husband loves me.

He sure does, sugar.

Which is why we'll just have
to remove him from the equation.

This is the stuff
we talked about.

Should do the trick.

What is that?

What are you gonna do to him?

Probably best if you don't know.

Don't want to upset you.

You rang? Or are ringing?

I just spoke
to a-a very upset Winston.

Oh, upset that we learned
he's stealing all our stuff?

Winston didn't steal anything.

Don't fall for his act.

This might be my fault.

I told Bertie the housekeeper
to move

the Carrington heirlooms
to the empty staff quarters,

and it seems that I forgot
to tell Winston. Or you.

"Might" have been your fault?

You could have saved me
some bruised shins.

Wait, wait, so this means
that nothing is missing?

He's not selling
all of our stuff right now?

No, everything is accounted for,
except the family crest,

which I'm sure
is in a box somewhere.

Oh, wow, okay. Well, then,

I might owe Winston
a little apology.

Yeah, I smoothed it over.

He agreed to finish
the job for a bonus.

And then he mentioned
how this was like the summer

that you accused him of stealing
your Girl Scout Cookies.

Oh, yes. Yes.

It wasn't him that time, either.

It was Alexis cheating
on whatever diet she was on

with the Thin Mints. Right.

I didn't realize that you would
be so concerned

with the Carrington memorabilia.

Considering you told me
to sell the compound.

Well, I still think
that you should sell it.

But I want to buy it.

You do?

The place meant more to me
than I realized.

I'll tell Winston
to stay on, then.

You're gonna want him around.

I will?

Okay. Fine.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have an appointment upstairs.

JEFF:Would you mind leaving any
more threats in writing?

Because I'm kind of busy.

You're talking to me
about threats?

What about
your ridiculous demands?

Unless you're trying
to extort your own mother,

those obviously are not real.

No, of course they are.

I don't believe you.

I just can't
figure out why

you would waste everyone's time
with conditions

you know I would never agree to.

Honestly?

Because I'm afraid of losing
the new connection we have.

We just got
to this point.

But if I'm not a partner
at Dom-Mystique,

I won't see you as much.

No reason for breakfasts.

How about
because you're my son?

Keep that weekly breakfast
on your calendar.

I'm not giving that up.

Work or no work.

Now,

are you ready to drop
your fake demands

and sell me your half

of Dom-Mystique at a fair price?

Of course I am.

But also,

I reviewed your Fallon Unlimited contract,

which stipulates you can't sell

what you're selling on FSN
anywhere else.

Yes, you've made that
quite clear, but thanks.

However, it doesn't
say anything

about what you're not selling.

Am I supposed to be
following this?

You can't sell
your women's wear online,

but you can sell
your accessories line.

Bags, purses, jewelry.

Anywhere you want.

But I don't have
an accessory line.

Yet.

So we're buying the compound?

Yeah. I want to keep
it in the family.

I have way too many
good memories there,

and I want that for our kids.

I want that for our kids, too.

I was so focused on the future,
I completely ignored the past,

but they're linked together.

And speaking
of "linked together..."

Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow...

What?

I think I pulled a hamstring

when I was fighting
with Winston.

- But I can push through the pain.
- You shouldn't have

to push through the pain
to have a baby with me.

I mean, at least not
till the end of the pregnancy.

We don't actually have
to make this all happen tonight.

Why are you acting
like you're being

shipped off to war
in the morning?

Because I'm worried.

I mean, you're gonna be
busy with your movie,

I'm about to go back to work,

and I'm not gonna be able
to focus on anything else.

What if we miss our window?

Well, then, we'll
have next month.

And then we'll have
the month after that

and then we'll have
all the time in between,

even if you aren't
a fertile Pampa of Argentina.

But what if you change
your mind?

What? Is that really what
you're worried about?

Hey... baby,
that's never gonna happen.

I am in this with you,
a hundred percent.

Thank you.

I'm kind of touched

by this rare moment
of vulnerability.

Is it weird
that it's turning me on?

No. No, I can't do it.

I feel like
my hamstring is gonna pop.

Oh, I give up.

Sam, hi.

Hi.

I know this might seem
a little weird, but, uh,

please don't stop me because
otherwise I might lose my nerve.

I, uh, I feel
like we had a connection

last night at the club,
but I almost missed it

because I've been focusing
on the wrong things in life.

Anyway, I, uh,

I'm really sorry I blew you off

for dinner last night.

But I'm really happy
you asked me again

because I would love
to go on a date with you.

Oh, wow, uh...

I'm sorry, but I-I think
there's been a misunderstanding.

A misunderstanding? I...

I thought you wanted
to have dinner with me.

I do.

But only because, well...

because you're my son.