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Hey guys it's summertime, isn't it?
Beachtime!
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♪ I was kissing Valentino
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♪ By a crystal-clear
Italian stream
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♪ But I can't be late
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♪ 'Cause then I guess
I just won't get paid
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♪ These are the days
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♪ When you wish
your bed was already made
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♪ It's just another
manic Monday
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♪ Whoa-oh
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♪ I wish it were Sunday
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♪ Whoa-oh
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♪ 'Cause that's my fun day
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♪ Oh-whoa
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♪ My I-don't-
have-to-run day ♪
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No matter if you smash 'em,
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bash 'em, or crash 'em,
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Old Smilin' Ed's Body Shop
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will put them
back together again
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just like that!
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When your car
takes a lickin',
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call the big chicken,
Smilin' Ed!
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What a dweeb.
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Call 555-TOTL!
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Get your butt
moving, Riko.
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It's the first day
of the last chance
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to graduate
with your class.
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Give me a break.
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I didn't make something
of myself
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by partying all night,
and neither will you.
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How do you think
I got my own truck fleet
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and chicken suit?
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Work, boy, work!
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Chicken suits
aren't just hatched.
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Now, either shape up
or ship out.
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Okay, okay.
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Your mother will have
breakfast in 15 minutes.
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If you're not down
by then,
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forget about dinner.
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You mean breakfast.
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That, too!
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These citywide
test scores
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are an embarrassment.
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You're absolutely right,
Mr. Paulson.
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Shut up, Fraser.Sorry.
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You know where your last
semester's students scored
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in driver's education?
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In the root cellar!
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Lower
than a snail's tail!
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Howard Evans from JFK High
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actually calls me
on the phone
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and cackles at me
like some demented loon.
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Right on, Mr. P.Shut up, Fraser.
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I'm having a bad year.
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It could get worse, Pearle.
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You're pulling my
school's average down.
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The school superintendent
isn't happy.
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When he's not happy,
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he takes away
my sports program.
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That makes me very unhappy.
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When I'm unhappy,
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you know
what that makes you?
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Miserable?
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I ask you,
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is this
a sports nut's office?
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No, no, no, no.
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It is the office
of a principal
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who happens to understand
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the proper balance between
athletics and education.
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Now, the fact is
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that sports are very,
very, very important.
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They teach our young
people positive lessons,
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like the importance
of physical fitness,
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the thrill of competition,
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the elation of winning,
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combativeness,
aggressiveness...
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The values
they need to know
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when they get
on that freeway.
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Exactly.
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Fraser?Yes?
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You are a twit.
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Absolutely right,
Mr. Paulson.
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Twit. That's cute.
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Wipe that off.
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Mom, I'm 16 years old.
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You don't have
to remind me.
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Other girls wear makeup.
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Other girls are not
as pretty as you are.
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You'll have plenty of time to
cover your face when you're older.
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Why are you rough
on him?
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What do you mean rough?
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If you're not careful,
he'll turn out like you.
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I'm warning you, Maxine.
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You'll be wearing
this grapefruit.
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Oh, yeah? Where?
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You think I'm overprotective,
don't you?
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Mom, you're driving me
to school
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and we only live
four blocks away.
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What do you think?
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I think you don't know
the neighborhood yet.
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You've got to sign this.
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What is it?
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Permission
to take driver's ed.
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Vanessa, we've been
through all this before.
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I am not a child!
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We'll talk
about it tomorrow!
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I want
to discuss it now.No!
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Pass this course
and you'll drive
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to Princeton
in a new convertible.
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Dad, do you know
the stats?
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People get killed
driving. I'll walk.
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If you don't pass driver's ed,
you can't go to college.
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That's not fair!
I'm an all-"A" student!
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Doesn't that count
for anything?
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I don't make
the rules, Chad.
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You need driver's ed
to graduate.
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Besides, a new car will...
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certainly help you
with the ladies.
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Face it, Dad.
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We just have
different priorities.
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At this juncture in my life,
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ladies are not
that important to me.
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You've got
one last chance.
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Who, me?No, him.
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Shape up
your driver's ed scores
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or it's over for you.Not me?
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No, no, him!
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This is a serious matter!
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Careers are at stake,
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reputations,
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and more importantly,
my pension.
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Uh, Wendell...
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Larry, never interrupt
a tirade.
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I lose my train
of thought.
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Now, where was I?Him.
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Listen. I want you
to know something.
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I consider you a friend.
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But I've fired friends before,
and I'll do it again.
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I need an advance
on next month's pay.
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You have
a rotten sense of timing.
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You're this close
to being fired
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and you have the nerve
to ask for an advance?
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You can't fire me!
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I'm under enormous pressure!
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My ex-wife needs
new clothes.
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The divorce took
a lot out of her.
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I'm sending her
to Hawaii.
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I thought
she divorced you?
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Well, just because
you divorce somebody
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doesn't mean
you don't love them.
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I guess I just don't
understand modern romance.
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Now, look here, Larry.
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I like you as a person,
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as a teacher,
that's a different story.
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But I'd like you
to stay at Hamilton.
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Oh, I'm sure
we can trust Larry
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to get back on the team.
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Sure, Abner.
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The problem is,
the superintendent insists
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that I attend
some cockamamie conference.
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I won't be here
to check up on you, Pearle.
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Abner will be acting
principal while I'm gone.
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However, I'm bringing in
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a heavy hitter
for driver's education.
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Who, Mario Andretti?
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E.W. Savage.
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E.W. Savage?E.W. Savage?
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Attila the Hun
behind a steering wheel.
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We don't need Savage.
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I can handle it!
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You've got six weeks to save
your job and my sports program.
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You teach those kids how to
drive and pass with high scores,
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or out you go.
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I think these
little faculty chats
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are really great
for morale, Mr. P.
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How's your eggs?Fine, Mom.
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How's it look,
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the son of Smilin' Ed
failing driver's ed twice?
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He couldn't pass his exam
without smashing up his car.
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If you don't pass,
you won't graduate.
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Bummer.
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You won't get
your license.
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Never stopped
his driving before.
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Get him off my back.
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As long as your father is
putting a roof over your head
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and feeding your face,
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you'll play by his rules.
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If you're not gonna
eat the eggs
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come here.
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I got something
to show you.
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Come on.
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Smilin' Ed's
Perfect Body shop.
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It's our new ad campaign.
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It kind of grabs you,
don't it?
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I thought of it myself.
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Hey, come on.
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I'll drive you to school.
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Dad, do you have
any idea
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how difficult it is
to be your son?
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Get in the truck.
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The crowd's counting
on us!
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We're going to get 'em!
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Are we ready?
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Are we ready?
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Yeah!
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I don't get it.
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Driver's ed should have been
a piece of cake for a Santini.
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Motor oil runs
in our veins.
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You're right, Pop.
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You've got
to pass this time.
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I'm depending on you,
toothpick.
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Someday Santini and Son
will be yours.
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Easy. I'm still a lady.
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That's right, you are.
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Someday, you'll bring class
to Santini and Son.
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Hey, get out of the way!
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Alice!
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Hey, hey!
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Why does Maslanski
have to repeat English Lit?
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Try, he's illiterate.
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Without compromising your principles,
could you forget it?
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He'll have his hands full
passing driver's ed.
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You're asking a man
who worships Shakespeare
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to let a football player
slide through school
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without knowing
how to read See Jane Run?
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How many times in a life
does See Jane Runcome up?
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Maslanski has a full
scholarship to Michigan state.
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Who are we to judge?
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Just think, the next
Heisman Trophy winner
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right here at Hamilton High.
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I'll bet he even invites us
to the testimonial dinner.
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And who is going
to address his envelopes?
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Leave him alone, Fraser,
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and that's an order.
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An order.
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♪ On the way
to Cal-i-for-ni-ay
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♪ Came a fellow
from a foreign land
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♪ He's the baddest dude,
has a funky attitude
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♪ This boy
from Na-ga-sa-ki, Japan
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♪ Just hear me now
you've come here
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♪ For the season
take a hike
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♪ If you're teasin'
foxy ladies wait in line
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♪ He's the catch, no jive,
just keeps the fire alive
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♪ Before he'll take you out
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♪ He's gotta learn to drive
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Ow!
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♪ I say, hey, hey, whoa
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♪ Now where
you tryin' to go?
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♪ I think
today's your lucky day
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♪ Let's have a burger
at the mall
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♪ I think you're goin'
to have to fall
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♪ In love with
Kichi Chong today ♪
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Hey, big guy.
You're not my type.
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Hi, my name's
Vanessa Crawford.
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I hope this
doesn't sound weird,
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I just moved here,
and I don't know anybody.
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Could you
show me around?
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The corner drugstore having
a sale on makeup this week?
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Hey, Alice.
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When are you
going out with me?
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When you learn
that a pigskin
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00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,370
isn't one of the seven
basic food groups.
262
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:19,057
Hey, Mr. Pearle.
263
00:13:22,454 --> 00:13:24,805
You know,
I want to thank those
264
00:13:24,936 --> 00:13:26,503
who are taking this class
265
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:29,420
for the second and third time.
266
00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:35,343
You have successfully
ruined my summer.
267
00:13:35,474 --> 00:13:37,259
Ah, come on.BOY 2: Be real.
268
00:13:39,697 --> 00:13:44,095
I want to thank you
for endangering my job,
269
00:13:44,226 --> 00:13:45,358
my career,
270
00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:50,496
my financial future...
271
00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:54,197
And-And now
that the divorce completed...
272
00:13:54,328 --> 00:13:55,983
Are you all right, Mr. Pearle?
273
00:13:57,724 --> 00:14:00,207
You kids are too young
274
00:14:00,338 --> 00:14:02,471
to understand what it's like
275
00:14:02,602 --> 00:14:05,258
when the only one
you ever loved
276
00:14:07,435 --> 00:14:09,568
turns and says,
277
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,660
"Get out of my house
before I call the cops."
278
00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:15,229
Come back to Earth,
Mr. Outerspace.
279
00:14:15,361 --> 00:14:17,538
This class be as boring
as you face.
280
00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:20,324
The rapper is here to say,
281
00:14:20,455 --> 00:14:22,588
your wife would have
ditched you anyway.
282
00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:26,290
Okay, okay.
Pass your permission slips up this way.
283
00:14:40,486 --> 00:14:43,011
So, anyway,
284
00:14:43,142 --> 00:14:45,710
my ex-wife
sends me a note this morning
285
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,583
with the latest bunch
of bills.
286
00:14:49,761 --> 00:14:51,415
It started out,
287
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,507
"Dear worm..."
288
00:14:54,637 --> 00:14:56,597
I don't believe
this is happening.
289
00:14:56,727 --> 00:14:59,297
Mr. Pearle,
may I be excused?
290
00:14:59,428 --> 00:15:01,692
Me, too. I need to go
to the bathroom.
291
00:15:01,822 --> 00:15:03,825
What is this?
292
00:15:03,956 --> 00:15:08,310
"My name is Ki-Ki
and I come from Japan..."
293
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,313
No!
♪ My name Is Kichi
294
00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:12,665
♪ And I'm from Japan,
Kichi, Kichi
295
00:15:12,796 --> 00:15:14,755
♪ Just call me Kichi,
Kichi, Kichi
296
00:15:14,886 --> 00:15:16,671
♪ Just call me Kichi
297
00:15:16,802 --> 00:15:19,110
♪ My name is Kichi
and I'm from Japan
298
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,852
♪ Just be my woman
and I'll be your man
299
00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:24,379
♪ Just wrap our love
around each other
300
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:26,904
♪ Stop breakin' my heart
and be my lover
301
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:30,736
My marriage is over.
My career is ruined.
302
00:15:30,866 --> 00:15:33,261
My stomach feels like
it's got a basketball in it,
303
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,264
and all this rapping.
304
00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:36,440
♪ Just call me Kichi
305
00:15:36,571 --> 00:15:37,703
♪ Kichi, Kichi
306
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:40,446
♪ Just call me Kichi,
Kichi, Kichi
307
00:15:40,577 --> 00:15:41,927
♪ Just call me Kichi
308
00:15:42,057 --> 00:15:43,190
Quiet!
309
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,415
This is supposed
to be driver's ed,
310
00:15:48,545 --> 00:15:50,723
not an audition
for Bananarama!
311
00:15:50,854 --> 00:15:52,508
Class, this is...
312
00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:54,773
I said quiet!
313
00:15:54,903 --> 00:15:58,474
My name is Edna Winnifred Savage.
Miss Savage to you.
314
00:15:58,605 --> 00:15:59,562
You can take your seats.
315
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:10,013
I've been given the mandate to
make drivers out of you misfits.
316
00:16:10,144 --> 00:16:14,019
Hey, if it isn't crash 'em,
bash 'em, smash 'em Riko Konner!
317
00:16:20,464 --> 00:16:21,422
Quiet!
318
00:16:22,118 --> 00:16:23,208
Quiet!
319
00:16:25,123 --> 00:16:26,690
I see your reputation
has preceded you.
320
00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:28,215
I'm a legend.
321
00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:30,218
You'll be history
if you don't sit down.
322
00:16:32,744 --> 00:16:34,703
Jock strap.EDNA: Now, Mr. Konner!
323
00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:39,449
This is how I eliminate
324
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,409
smart-mouthed students
like you.
325
00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:49,944
From now on, if you're
even one minute late,
326
00:16:50,074 --> 00:16:52,730
you will receive a demerit
on your permanent record.
327
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,127
If you mouth off,
328
00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:58,826
you will receive
another demerit.
329
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,397
Accumulate sufficient demerits
and you fail.
330
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:06,882
No way!
331
00:17:07,013 --> 00:17:08,754
Sounds like she's got
your number, Riko.
332
00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:13,719
Um, perhaps the class...
333
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:15,678
Let's see what we have
to work with.
334
00:17:16,898 --> 00:17:18,683
Anyone know why we're here?
335
00:17:19,728 --> 00:17:21,296
To develop
sufficient expertise
336
00:17:21,426 --> 00:17:24,866
in order to qualify
for our provisional license.
337
00:17:24,997 --> 00:17:26,739
Excellent answer,
Mr. Bennett,
338
00:17:26,869 --> 00:17:28,263
but insufficient.
339
00:17:28,394 --> 00:17:31,659
We're here to learn
how to stay alive
340
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:34,359
behind the wheel
of a 3-ton killing machine.
341
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,756
Okay, class, let's begin.
342
00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:40,107
Mr. Konner, what's the first thing
you do when you get into a car?
343
00:17:40,237 --> 00:17:41,457
Hot-wire it.
344
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,684
Demerit.
Take it, Mr. Bennett.
345
00:17:47,814 --> 00:17:49,121
You put on your seatbelt.
346
00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:50,340
Good.
347
00:17:50,776 --> 00:17:51,820
Miss Abea,
348
00:17:55,086 --> 00:17:56,828
what vehicle
always has the right of way?
349
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:58,177
My father's limo.
350
00:18:01,835 --> 00:18:03,708
Demerit.
Take it, Mr. Bennett.
351
00:18:03,838 --> 00:18:05,711
An emergency vehicle
such as an ambulance,
352
00:18:05,841 --> 00:18:07,627
police car, or fire engine.
353
00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:10,719
If Miss Savage
is finished
354
00:18:10,849 --> 00:18:14,377
with her classroom edition
of-of-of Jeopardy,
355
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,385
I'd like to teach the class
something about driving.
356
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,737
If you'd done that,
we wouldn't be here.
357
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,528
Let's not waste
anymore time.
358
00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:30,967
Mr. Maslanski, you're on a two-lane
highway with a broken white line.
359
00:18:31,098 --> 00:18:33,101
You begin passing a car.
360
00:18:33,231 --> 00:18:35,931
Give me three reasons
why you might not continue?
361
00:18:36,061 --> 00:18:37,673
You're going too fast.
362
00:18:37,803 --> 00:18:40,067
Exceeding the speed limit,
that's one.
363
00:18:40,198 --> 00:18:41,983
I don't see
where you're coming from.
364
00:18:42,114 --> 00:18:43,812
Yeah, an oncoming vehicle.
365
00:18:45,685 --> 00:18:47,078
Come on, Maslanski,
366
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,778
a third reason why
you can't complete your pass?
367
00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:53,000
My receivers
are all covered.
368
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,267
Cute, Maslanski.
369
00:18:57,398 --> 00:18:59,750
You'll be happy to know that your
teacher does have a sense of humor.
370
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,156
Demerit. Bennett!
371
00:19:09,286 --> 00:19:12,682
You can't pass if the
broken line turns solid.
372
00:19:12,814 --> 00:19:14,380
Very good, Mr. Bennett.
373
00:19:14,511 --> 00:19:17,951
You do well
on written material.
374
00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:20,652
It's a shame about your
hand-eye coordination
375
00:19:20,782 --> 00:19:21,783
when you're behind
the wheel.
376
00:19:23,264 --> 00:19:27,139
Chadley, the teacher's
calling you spaz.
377
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:30,101
Mr. Konner, do you know
the meaning of "symbiosis"?
378
00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:32,887
No, sir.
379
00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:35,412
I thought not.
Mr. Bennett?
380
00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:40,116
The living together of two
dissimilar organisms in association,
381
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:43,076
especially where this
is advantageous to both.
382
00:19:43,207 --> 00:19:45,124
Genius, absolute genius.
383
00:19:45,254 --> 00:19:48,345
Mr. Konner,
you could learn something
384
00:19:48,476 --> 00:19:49,913
from Mr. Bennett.
385
00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:52,308
You two will be a team,
386
00:19:52,438 --> 00:19:53,658
a symbiosis.
387
00:19:55,182 --> 00:19:56,663
I'm not associating
with a geek.
388
00:19:56,794 --> 00:19:58,579
You will!
389
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:02,977
You will all work together and
be responsible for each other.
390
00:20:03,107 --> 00:20:05,067
Consequently,
you will report here,
391
00:20:05,197 --> 00:20:06,722
Saturday, 9:00 a.m. sharp.
392
00:20:08,463 --> 00:20:09,682
Oh, great.
393
00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:26,578
Having a bad day,
are we?
394
00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:30,801
What is this we stuff?
395
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,980
You hurt my feelings
when you talk like that.
396
00:20:34,111 --> 00:20:35,548
Your problems
are my problems.
397
00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:37,246
After all, I am
your acting principal.
398
00:20:37,377 --> 00:20:40,163
Stop acting like one
and start being one.
399
00:20:40,294 --> 00:20:42,994
That woman is a witch.
400
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,476
How quick we are to judge.
401
00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:48,742
Do I sense envy creeping in?
402
00:20:49,569 --> 00:20:51,746
What am I going to do?
403
00:20:51,878 --> 00:20:52,966
She'll take my job.
404
00:20:53,096 --> 00:20:54,838
Pearle, don't worry.
405
00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:56,754
She'd never take
your job.
406
00:20:56,885 --> 00:20:57,843
No?
407
00:20:57,974 --> 00:20:58,801
No.
408
00:21:00,281 --> 00:21:02,633
But Paulson might.
409
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,651
It's bogus, man,
410
00:21:14,782 --> 00:21:19,397
wasting the whole damn summer
in this symbiosis stuff.
411
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,010
♪ I got your sym-bi-os-is
it's getting me down
412
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:24,536
♪ It's giving me psychosis
and pushin' me around
413
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,931
♪ I got the diag-nosis
from my doctor on the phone
414
00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,281
♪ He says,
"You take a small dose"
415
00:21:28,411 --> 00:21:29,804
♪ "And don't be
callin' me at home" ♪
416
00:21:29,935 --> 00:21:32,940
Mrs. Savage is right.
417
00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:37,904
Mutual support.
One hand washes the other.
418
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,427
Nobody's washing
my hands but me.
419
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:43,826
Maria Margarita can wash
my hand anytime.
420
00:21:45,394 --> 00:21:48,267
Oh, that's sick.
That is disgusting.
421
00:21:48,398 --> 00:21:50,140
Obviously,
low S.A.T. scores.
422
00:22:08,516 --> 00:22:11,433
Okay, everybody,
let's be careful out there.
423
00:22:14,264 --> 00:22:15,656
Okay, everybody
into two groups.
424
00:22:15,788 --> 00:22:18,009
A through J
and K through Z.
425
00:22:18,139 --> 00:22:23,320
I can't drive
without a tape deck.
426
00:22:23,452 --> 00:22:25,585
My patience
is wearing thin.
427
00:22:25,716 --> 00:22:27,371
That makes two of us.
428
00:22:27,501 --> 00:22:29,635
There's going to be
four of us,
429
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:33,597
me, you, and your two legs
separated from your body.
430
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,470
Now, move it!
431
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,517
Alice. We're going to
be in the same car,
432
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,565
so I was thinking,
433
00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:42,394
we should
get to know each other.
434
00:22:42,524 --> 00:22:43,699
Okay.
435
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,485
Play a little football
or something.
436
00:22:48,054 --> 00:22:49,883
Look, J.J., I don't have time.
437
00:22:51,363 --> 00:22:52,322
Why?
438
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,587
Because I work
for my father.
439
00:22:55,717 --> 00:22:58,461
I can't see you
hauling concrete.
440
00:22:58,592 --> 00:23:00,377
That's what I want to do.
441
00:23:00,508 --> 00:23:01,684
And I need my license
to do it.
442
00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:04,819
I won't have time
for football.
443
00:23:04,949 --> 00:23:08,215
How about basketball,
a little one on one?
444
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,001
Loser out.
445
00:23:10,131 --> 00:23:11,830
Thanks anyway, J.J.
446
00:23:17,273 --> 00:23:18,317
Are you okay?
447
00:23:20,756 --> 00:23:23,717
We haven't met.
I'm Chad Bennett.
448
00:23:23,848 --> 00:23:26,548
I'm an A through K.
Are you?
449
00:23:26,678 --> 00:23:29,204
Crawford.
Vanessa Crawford.
450
00:23:29,334 --> 00:23:32,774
Must be fate.
We're in the same part of the alphabet.
451
00:23:32,905 --> 00:23:35,300
Along with
half the class.Yeah.
452
00:23:36,389 --> 00:23:37,085
Yeah.
453
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,876
We're in the same
part of the alphabet.
454
00:23:43,704 --> 00:23:45,184
That's totally impossible
455
00:23:45,316 --> 00:23:47,754
because my last name,
it start with an A. Abea.
456
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,453
Your last name,
it starts with S.
457
00:23:50,584 --> 00:23:51,978
Shuganoy, whatever
it is called.
458
00:23:53,241 --> 00:23:55,548
I forgot to tell you.
459
00:23:55,679 --> 00:23:58,552
I'm Americanizing it
to Wang Chung.
460
00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:09,047
I haven't really seen
you around here before.
461
00:24:09,178 --> 00:24:10,920
Oh, I just transferred.
462
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,706
My parents divorced
and we moved here last month.
463
00:24:15,797 --> 00:24:18,583
Oh, then you don't really
know anybody, huh?
464
00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:21,152
I do now.
465
00:24:21,849 --> 00:24:22,676
Yeah.
466
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:26,421
Let's move
these babies out.
467
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:28,685
Before you engage
the two liter, twin cam,
468
00:24:28,816 --> 00:24:33,606
16 valve, 135 horsepower engine,
don't forget the BMPBs.
469
00:24:33,737 --> 00:24:35,653
Four point standard
operating procedure, right?
470
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:37,482
Right.
471
00:24:40,748 --> 00:24:41,705
Okay, what's this?
472
00:24:42,925 --> 00:24:45,363
You're the professor.
You should know.
473
00:24:45,494 --> 00:24:47,279
Just answer the questions!
474
00:24:48,281 --> 00:24:49,369
Chad.
475
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:50,545
The steering column, sir.
476
00:24:52,287 --> 00:24:54,595
Now, what's this?
477
00:24:54,725 --> 00:24:55,639
That's where
they keep the guns.
478
00:24:55,770 --> 00:24:57,686
Guns?
479
00:24:57,817 --> 00:25:00,560
To kill people
who try to kidnap you.
480
00:25:00,691 --> 00:25:01,780
It's no very funny,
Vanessa.
481
00:25:03,696 --> 00:25:06,569
We move here to escape
the Comunistas
482
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:09,444
who raped
my beloved homeland
483
00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:11,621
and tried to take
our servants away.
484
00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:14,842
That's commonly known
as a glove compartment,
485
00:25:14,974 --> 00:25:18,674
convenient for the storage of tissues,
road maps, pencils, and pantyhose.
486
00:25:19,589 --> 00:25:21,897
My wife
487
00:25:22,028 --> 00:25:25,250
used to keep her pantyhose
in the glove compartment.
488
00:25:26,731 --> 00:25:29,778
With her lipstick,
makeup, and perfume.
489
00:25:29,909 --> 00:25:32,522
It would smell like
a garden of orchids...
490
00:25:32,653 --> 00:25:37,181
Listen up, people. I'm talking
major safety here.
491
00:25:37,312 --> 00:25:39,664
B-M-P-Bs!
492
00:25:39,794 --> 00:25:42,450
Belts, mirrors,
park, and brakes!
493
00:25:42,581 --> 00:25:44,497
Now remember it!
Use it! Live it!
494
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:46,630
Let's roll.
495
00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:52,422
Santini,
are you ready?
496
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,338
Yes, I think so.
497
00:25:54,468 --> 00:25:56,080
Start your engine.
498
00:25:56,210 --> 00:25:57,560
Take a couple
deep breaths.
499
00:25:57,691 --> 00:25:58,954
That always help me out
before I punt.
500
00:25:59,085 --> 00:26:02,786
Mr. Maslanski,
distractions cause accidents.
501
00:26:04,528 --> 00:26:05,833
Shift into drive.
502
00:26:09,665 --> 00:26:12,235
Yo, teach...Quiet, Maslanski!
503
00:26:12,844 --> 00:26:13,889
Step on it!
504
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,463
Hit the brake!
Hit the brake!
505
00:26:32,178 --> 00:26:36,532
On roads like this,
be very careful.
506
00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,841
So much to think about.
507
00:26:38,971 --> 00:26:40,408
If you can't handle this,
508
00:26:40,538 --> 00:26:42,586
how will you
handle the freeway?
509
00:26:42,716 --> 00:26:44,937
I memorized
the driver's manual
510
00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:47,680
and the aerodynamic
coefficients of this vehicle.
511
00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:50,424
Careful, or we'll study
the aerodynamics of that tree!
512
00:26:50,554 --> 00:26:51,729
Watch the truck.
513
00:26:58,610 --> 00:26:59,611
Don't wreck!
514
00:27:01,702 --> 00:27:03,486
Hold it!Go back!
515
00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:07,450
Help me!
516
00:27:16,027 --> 00:27:18,727
1 and 2 and 3...
517
00:27:18,858 --> 00:27:20,599
Is that my headband?
518
00:27:20,731 --> 00:27:22,385
Yeah. Looks good,
doesn't it?
519
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:27,784
So how was your big date
with the dentist?
520
00:27:27,915 --> 00:27:30,354
Not a dentist.
He's a periodontist.
521
00:27:30,485 --> 00:27:32,923
Great. So?
522
00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:36,537
Every time I smiled,
I felt he was assessing my gums.
523
00:27:37,103 --> 00:27:38,714
Like a horse.
524
00:27:38,845 --> 00:27:40,935
Once we'd exhausted
the joys of flossing,
525
00:27:41,065 --> 00:27:42,677
there wasn't
much else to say
526
00:27:42,807 --> 00:27:44,462
except "spit."
527
00:27:47,074 --> 00:27:48,033
Oh.
528
00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:56,828
Maslanski!
529
00:27:57,830 --> 00:27:58,832
Maslanski!
530
00:28:00,051 --> 00:28:01,793
To the principal's office!
531
00:28:01,923 --> 00:28:02,751
Run!
532
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:05,059
Now!
533
00:28:16,685 --> 00:28:17,817
Yo, Mr. Fraser.
534
00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:24,610
Sit down, Maslanski.
535
00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:34,625
How did a smart guy
like you
536
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,715
get caught a credit short?
537
00:28:36,846 --> 00:28:38,980
Driver's ed's supposed
to be a gut course,
538
00:28:39,111 --> 00:28:42,856
so who studied?
Don't worry, I'll pass.
539
00:28:42,986 --> 00:28:47,776
Maybe, but what
about English Lit?
540
00:28:47,906 --> 00:28:50,040
Did you forget?
You gave me an A.
541
00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:52,740
No, uh... I'm afraid I, uh...
542
00:28:54,917 --> 00:28:56,093
I gave you an F.
543
00:28:58,227 --> 00:29:01,144
Your buddy Mr. Paulson
changed your grade.
544
00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:04,018
You'll have to take
that English Lit final again.
545
00:29:04,149 --> 00:29:05,891
You can't do that!
546
00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:07,153
Who's going to stop me?
547
00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:14,164
Mr. Maslanski, you move me.
548
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:17,125
Your grasp of English
is absolutely stunning.
549
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,736
I have chills.
550
00:29:18,867 --> 00:29:19,868
You, you...
551
00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:25,050
No, you'll take
that Lit final again.
552
00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:27,227
So you better read your Frost,
Mr. Neanderthal,
553
00:29:27,358 --> 00:29:29,840
and your Byron,
and your Shelley.
554
00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:32,801
Otherwise, it's bye-bye
Michigan state,
555
00:29:32,932 --> 00:29:34,063
hello, hamburger heaven.
556
00:29:35,283 --> 00:29:37,329
And when
Mr. Paulson returns?
557
00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:40,117
Well, suppose
he doesn't return.
558
00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:46,256
Get out of here. Move it!
559
00:29:46,387 --> 00:29:48,999
"When threatened with
a head-on collision.
560
00:29:49,130 --> 00:29:51,046
"Number one,
keep driving.
561
00:29:51,176 --> 00:29:52,744
"Slow down
as much as possible,
562
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:54,747
"but do not lock the wheels.
563
00:29:54,878 --> 00:29:56,707
"Slowing down
lessens the force..."
564
00:30:04,501 --> 00:30:06,940
Fraser's making me take
the English Lit exam again.
565
00:30:09,117 --> 00:30:11,643
Well, that's not fair!Fraser doesn't
know from fair.
566
00:30:11,773 --> 00:30:13,036
The guy's a slime.
567
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,695
What am I gonna do?
568
00:30:17,826 --> 00:30:19,393
That's all I want to know.
569
00:30:19,524 --> 00:30:22,137
Well, razor lips, you've got the brains.
What do you think?
570
00:30:24,271 --> 00:30:28,059
Well, I know this might
sound a little radical,
571
00:30:28,190 --> 00:30:29,975
but have you
ever considered
572
00:30:31,325 --> 00:30:33,851
studying?Get out of here.
573
00:30:33,981 --> 00:30:35,244
That is sick.
You're sick.It's just an idea...
574
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:39,903
Guys.
575
00:30:40,034 --> 00:30:41,819
Superintendent Shriver?
576
00:30:41,950 --> 00:30:44,868
Acting Principal
Abner T. Fraser here, sir,
577
00:30:44,998 --> 00:30:47,219
calling to let you know
everything's under control.
578
00:30:49,004 --> 00:30:51,051
Uh, Abner Fraser.
579
00:30:51,181 --> 00:30:52,967
I replaced Principal Paulson.
580
00:30:54,926 --> 00:30:57,147
Yes, sir,
I'm glad you asked.
581
00:30:57,277 --> 00:30:58,845
I'm a little concerned
582
00:30:58,976 --> 00:31:02,329
about how Paulson's
running things here.
583
00:31:02,459 --> 00:31:05,987
Well, he brought in this
maverick driving instructor.
584
00:31:06,117 --> 00:31:09,252
I'm watching her very closely,
I can tell you that, sir.
585
00:31:11,343 --> 00:31:13,259
That's not what I mean.
586
00:31:13,389 --> 00:31:15,043
She is attractive, but...
587
00:31:15,175 --> 00:31:16,219
Hello?
588
00:31:16,350 --> 00:31:18,309
Hello? Oh, dear.
589
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,703
Oh, dear.
590
00:31:24,275 --> 00:31:26,060
Edna, we're gonna talk.
591
00:31:27,628 --> 00:31:30,023
You can talk.
But I'm not listening.
592
00:31:30,153 --> 00:31:33,245
I'm busy.
Got no time for chit-chat.
593
00:31:33,376 --> 00:31:36,120
Then make the time.
594
00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:40,039
I have got myself
a career here.
595
00:31:40,169 --> 00:31:43,130
It took me 10 long years to reach
this pinnacle of achievement.
596
00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:46,439
Who are you to take over my
office like I don't exist?
597
00:31:47,484 --> 00:31:50,141
You don't scare me.
I know your type.
598
00:31:50,271 --> 00:31:52,318
I had a wife like you once.
She took advantage of me,
599
00:31:52,448 --> 00:31:54,234
but I was naive then.
600
00:31:54,364 --> 00:31:56,977
But I've learned,
I have grown,
601
00:31:57,108 --> 00:31:59,242
and I am onto you!
602
00:31:59,372 --> 00:32:01,898
So don't play games
with me, woman!
603
00:32:02,028 --> 00:32:04,118
I have been taught
by the best!
604
00:32:04,249 --> 00:32:07,776
If you're so smart,
you'd watch your step.
605
00:32:19,446 --> 00:32:21,841
I forgot to tell her to
get out of my office!
606
00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:26,152
Okay, Kichisaburo.
607
00:32:26,936 --> 00:32:27,807
Drive.
608
00:32:33,249 --> 00:32:35,471
What the heck
are you doing?
609
00:32:35,601 --> 00:32:37,953
You're on the wrong side.
610
00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:40,043
Move to the right!
611
00:32:40,173 --> 00:32:41,872
Right? Now?
612
00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:44,964
No, no, no! Move.
613
00:32:45,094 --> 00:32:46,052
The truck!
614
00:32:47,054 --> 00:32:48,490
Here, let me have it!
615
00:32:50,494 --> 00:32:51,408
Let me have it!
616
00:33:03,556 --> 00:33:06,213
Why you drive on the wrong
side of the street in America?
617
00:33:13,049 --> 00:33:14,356
Ah, come in. Come in.
618
00:33:16,446 --> 00:33:18,579
Mr. Fraser.
619
00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:22,107
Oh, please,
call me Abner, Edna.
620
00:33:22,237 --> 00:33:25,155
Miss Savage, Abner.
621
00:33:26,243 --> 00:33:27,419
Please, sit down.
622
00:33:30,162 --> 00:33:33,298
Now let's see,
where do I start?
623
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,561
Get to it. I'm busy.
624
00:33:34,691 --> 00:33:37,173
Of course, Miss savage.
625
00:33:37,304 --> 00:33:40,004
You're a very
attractive woman,
626
00:33:40,135 --> 00:33:42,312
a woman who's going places.
627
00:33:42,442 --> 00:33:45,185
I think you'll understand
what I want.
628
00:33:45,316 --> 00:33:46,579
Yeah, you want
Paulson's job.
629
00:33:46,709 --> 00:33:49,191
You'd like a BMW 635
630
00:33:49,322 --> 00:33:51,412
and some bimbo sitting
in the passenger seat.
631
00:33:51,543 --> 00:33:53,938
All right,
let's be honest.
632
00:33:54,547 --> 00:33:57,161
Pearle is a fool
633
00:33:57,291 --> 00:33:59,642
who doesn't know cigarette
lighters from turn signals.
634
00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:02,690
So let him do his
incompetent best.
635
00:34:02,821 --> 00:34:06,130
Paulson will be out
and the school will be mine.
636
00:34:07,089 --> 00:34:08,264
Ours.
637
00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:11,008
I don't like you, Fraser.That hurts.
638
00:34:11,138 --> 00:34:13,446
I'll make sure
639
00:34:13,576 --> 00:34:15,492
this driver's ed course
is a success.
640
00:34:15,623 --> 00:34:18,976
As for Pearle's incompetent best,
well, we'll see about that.
641
00:34:22,677 --> 00:34:23,984
Abner.
642
00:34:30,298 --> 00:34:32,344
World's perfect
today, huh?
643
00:34:32,475 --> 00:34:36,481
We in America.
It's a perfect country.
644
00:34:36,611 --> 00:34:39,529
The sun is shining.
It's perfect weather,
645
00:34:40,791 --> 00:34:44,188
and I am here.
The perfect man.
646
00:34:45,364 --> 00:34:47,106
Oh!
647
00:34:47,237 --> 00:34:48,586
Two out of three's not bad.
648
00:34:51,896 --> 00:34:54,247
Concentrate.
You're on a highway...
649
00:34:54,378 --> 00:34:56,512
You're driving me crazy.
Stop it.
650
00:34:56,642 --> 00:34:58,689
We have a mutual
responsibility here.
651
00:34:58,819 --> 00:35:01,475
I don't care about
responsibility or symbiosis.
652
00:35:01,606 --> 00:35:04,654
I'm a loner.
That's how I like it.
653
00:35:04,785 --> 00:35:06,266
All right, look, look, look,
654
00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:08,356
You're passing
and the accelerator
655
00:35:08,486 --> 00:35:10,359
sticks to the floor.
What do you do?
656
00:35:10,489 --> 00:35:11,665
You pump the footbrake.
657
00:35:11,796 --> 00:35:13,538
Apply
the emergency brake.
658
00:35:13,668 --> 00:35:16,585
Slam your foot down
on the accelerator.
659
00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:20,200
What are you laughing at?
That's the answer.
660
00:35:20,330 --> 00:35:22,203
That's the only way
to get it unstuck.
661
00:35:24,032 --> 00:35:27,472
I didn't know that. There's a lot
you don't know, diaper head.
662
00:35:27,602 --> 00:35:30,607
Okay, you're
in an intersection...Stop it!
663
00:35:30,738 --> 00:35:32,392
We're making progress.
What's the matter with you?
664
00:35:32,523 --> 00:35:34,744
Mom, calm down
and listen.
665
00:35:34,874 --> 00:35:36,790
The whole class
is staying late.
666
00:35:36,921 --> 00:35:39,664
We're practicing Castilian dialect.
I will see you later.
667
00:35:41,449 --> 00:35:42,625
What was that
all about?
668
00:35:43,713 --> 00:35:45,499
Don't tell anybody,
669
00:35:45,629 --> 00:35:48,156
but my mother doesn't know
I'm taking driver's ed.
670
00:35:49,723 --> 00:35:51,421
You're not serious?
671
00:35:51,552 --> 00:35:54,469
She doesn't want to admit
that I've grown up.
672
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,432
If your mother doesn't know,
who signed your permission slip?
673
00:35:58,562 --> 00:36:01,785
It was incredible.
This huge bird came down
674
00:36:01,915 --> 00:36:04,310
and just handed me this
signed permission slip.
675
00:36:04,441 --> 00:36:06,793
I think it was an eagle.
676
00:36:06,923 --> 00:36:09,405
Birds don't write.This one did.
677
00:36:20,509 --> 00:36:22,556
You wanted to see me?
678
00:36:22,686 --> 00:36:25,386
Sit down, Larry.
Get comfortable.
679
00:36:33,921 --> 00:36:36,229
It's time you put
your ex-wife behind you.
680
00:36:36,359 --> 00:36:37,579
Get on with your life.
681
00:36:37,709 --> 00:36:40,365
Whoa! Wait a minute.
682
00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:44,415
Is this some sort of ploy
of yours?
683
00:36:44,545 --> 00:36:47,855
You sound like
you don't trust me.
684
00:36:47,985 --> 00:36:51,426
What could little old me
do to big bad you?
685
00:36:51,556 --> 00:36:53,429
Everything.
686
00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:54,692
That's my plan.
687
00:36:54,822 --> 00:36:55,736
You know, Lar,
688
00:36:57,783 --> 00:36:59,525
you're a nice-looking man.
689
00:37:01,528 --> 00:37:05,403
You're still young,
you're moderately intelligent,
690
00:37:07,711 --> 00:37:11,499
and besides, you're not the only
one who's been hurt by love.
691
00:37:11,631 --> 00:37:12,893
What would you know?
692
00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,811
You've never had
a wife leave you.
693
00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:18,554
No, but I had a fiance.
694
00:37:18,684 --> 00:37:20,078
Oh, yeah?
695
00:37:20,209 --> 00:37:23,475
How close did you two
come to getting married?
696
00:37:23,953 --> 00:37:25,913
About 50 feet.
697
00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:28,351
He came to the church door,
opened it,
698
00:37:28,482 --> 00:37:29,745
saw me in that white gown,
699
00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:31,574
turned around,
and started running.
700
00:37:31,704 --> 00:37:32,880
That's been hurtin'
from since.
701
00:37:33,011 --> 00:37:36,015
No! You mean he left you
at the altar?
702
00:37:36,146 --> 00:37:38,715
Oh, that is...
That's terrible!
703
00:37:38,846 --> 00:37:40,631
It could've been worse.
704
00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:43,983
The gown wasn't paid for.
But my point is, Larry,
705
00:37:44,115 --> 00:37:47,641
people have to move on
in this life.
706
00:37:49,035 --> 00:37:51,779
You want to move on
together?
707
00:37:51,909 --> 00:37:54,652
Want to get started
next Friday night?
708
00:37:54,783 --> 00:37:58,702
Now, wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
709
00:38:04,841 --> 00:38:08,935
You are asking m-me
out on a date?
710
00:38:14,596 --> 00:38:16,599
Under one condition.
711
00:38:16,730 --> 00:38:18,559
What's that?
712
00:38:18,689 --> 00:38:21,432
No more darts, please.
713
00:38:30,838 --> 00:38:33,625
I love a forceful man.
714
00:38:33,756 --> 00:38:35,933
No, this time it is serious.
715
00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:39,504
I know I promised, sir.
716
00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:42,029
Sir, I've run across
some rot here.
717
00:38:42,159 --> 00:38:44,206
No, I'm not talking termites.
718
00:38:44,337 --> 00:38:46,993
I'm talking rot like in bad fruit,
like in fungus.
719
00:38:49,214 --> 00:38:53,002
No, we don't need an exterminator.
I'm talking scandal.
720
00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:56,093
No, this is bigger
than low attendance.
721
00:38:56,224 --> 00:38:59,534
I'm talking Watergate, sir.
Contragate.
722
00:38:59,664 --> 00:39:02,059
We have footballgate
here, sir.
723
00:39:02,190 --> 00:39:04,063
Footballgate.
724
00:39:04,193 --> 00:39:07,982
Don't worry, I'm on top of it.
I'll file a complete report,
725
00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:10,028
full documentation,
726
00:39:10,159 --> 00:39:13,860
with photos, I might add.
I'm an amateur...
727
00:39:13,991 --> 00:39:16,734
Hello? Hello?
728
00:39:42,991 --> 00:39:44,864
This is a warm-up.
729
00:39:44,994 --> 00:39:46,127
Come on, let's dance.
730
00:39:48,173 --> 00:39:51,526
Of course,
if you're eating now...
731
00:39:55,707 --> 00:39:57,579
♪ Each hurt makes my love
732
00:39:57,710 --> 00:40:00,017
♪ Stronger than before
733
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,585
Well?
734
00:40:01,716 --> 00:40:03,806
♪ Flowers grow with rain
735
00:40:03,936 --> 00:40:06,592
♪ But how can love grow
through pain?
736
00:40:08,857 --> 00:40:10,947
♪ Ain't that peculiar?
737
00:40:12,776 --> 00:40:14,517
♪ Peculiarity
738
00:40:15,911 --> 00:40:17,087
♪ Ain't it peculiar?
739
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:21,093
♪ Peculiar as can be
740
00:40:21,223 --> 00:40:23,792
♪ Ain't it peculiar?
741
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,014
♪ Peculiarity
742
00:40:26,144 --> 00:40:27,711
Come on! Go!
743
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:30,803
Oh, no, no, no!
744
00:40:30,934 --> 00:40:33,895
I think Fraser's
being sleazy to J.J.
745
00:40:34,026 --> 00:40:35,637
I know. It's twisted.
746
00:40:35,768 --> 00:40:37,204
Wish we could help him.
747
00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:39,033
He's really cute.
748
00:40:39,163 --> 00:40:40,905
Dumb, but cute.
749
00:40:41,036 --> 00:40:42,560
He's not dumb.
750
00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:43,780
Yo, come on!
751
00:40:44,302 --> 00:40:45,870
Oh, Alice, please.
752
00:40:48,003 --> 00:40:50,093
Okay, I guess
he is a little slow.
753
00:40:50,224 --> 00:40:51,574
Thank you.
754
00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:54,099
He's very cute.
755
00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:56,843
You like him, don't you?
756
00:40:56,974 --> 00:40:59,891
It doesn't matter.
He doesn't think of me in that way.
757
00:41:00,021 --> 00:41:01,023
What way?
758
00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:04,333
As a girl.
759
00:41:04,464 --> 00:41:06,249
He just needs to be
helped along, that's all.
760
00:41:08,513 --> 00:41:12,258
You know,
with different clothes and some makeup,
761
00:41:12,388 --> 00:41:14,653
you've got
real possibilities.
762
00:41:14,783 --> 00:41:16,264
Hey, yo, Vanessa.
763
00:41:16,394 --> 00:41:18,702
We'd make a sharp
couple coconuts.
764
00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:19,835
What do you think, huh?
765
00:41:19,965 --> 00:41:22,186
No, that's too cool.
766
00:41:24,319 --> 00:41:26,105
Hey, Vanessa, hi.
767
00:41:26,235 --> 00:41:27,890
Where'd you get
that nifty sweater?
768
00:41:28,021 --> 00:41:29,066
'Cause, you know...
769
00:41:30,024 --> 00:41:31,069
Forget it.
770
00:41:34,334 --> 00:41:37,078
Hi, Vanessa.
Want to go out Saturday night?
771
00:41:40,256 --> 00:41:42,129
Oh, no. How long
have you been there?
772
00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:44,350
Long enough.
You're practicing, aren't you?
773
00:41:44,481 --> 00:41:46,440
You're trying to figure out what
you're gonna say to ask the girl out.
774
00:41:46,571 --> 00:41:49,881
Keep it down, all right?
This girl is very, very easy.
775
00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:52,319
Watch a pro show you
how it's done.
776
00:41:52,449 --> 00:41:54,235
No, you don't
have to do that.
777
00:41:56,891 --> 00:41:57,849
So?
778
00:41:59,285 --> 00:42:00,244
What do you think?
779
00:42:02,290 --> 00:42:04,859
It's not bad
for a trucker, huh?
780
00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:08,953
Do you really want to
drive a cement truck?
781
00:42:09,084 --> 00:42:12,175
Well, it's important
to my pop.
782
00:42:12,305 --> 00:42:16,050
You know the sign "Santini and Son"
on my father's cement truck?
783
00:42:16,398 --> 00:42:17,270
Yeah.
784
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,012
Well...
785
00:42:21,319 --> 00:42:22,713
I'm the son.
786
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:28,548
Better to have a father
thinking of you as a son
787
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:31,073
than to have a father who
doesn't think of you at all.
788
00:42:34,513 --> 00:42:37,126
What happened?
789
00:42:37,256 --> 00:42:39,172
J.J. give you two black eyes?
790
00:42:39,303 --> 00:42:41,829
No, J.J. didn't give me
two black eyes.
791
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:44,006
Vanessa did it.
792
00:42:44,137 --> 00:42:45,879
Vanessa give you
two black eyes?
793
00:42:46,009 --> 00:42:47,403
Oh, boy.
794
00:42:53,978 --> 00:42:54,980
Okay, remember
what to do?
795
00:42:56,939 --> 00:42:58,158
I'm right behind you.
796
00:42:58,288 --> 00:43:00,204
Yo, Alice,
you look great!
797
00:43:01,424 --> 00:43:02,948
What happened?
798
00:43:04,036 --> 00:43:04,951
Nothing.
799
00:43:06,562 --> 00:43:09,915
You know,
I think I'm psychic.
800
00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:11,962
I can see you and I
going out tonight.
801
00:43:13,181 --> 00:43:17,361
I have to work
after class. I can't go.
802
00:43:17,491 --> 00:43:21,019
You're too pretty to be
driving a cement truck.
803
00:43:21,149 --> 00:43:22,586
You should be dating me.
804
00:43:22,717 --> 00:43:26,810
After work, all I want
is a bath and a book.
805
00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:29,249
You read books?
806
00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:31,296
Does that make me a geek?
807
00:43:31,426 --> 00:43:34,082
It means you must
be pretty smart.
808
00:43:35,171 --> 00:43:37,131
I don't know.
809
00:43:37,261 --> 00:43:39,221
I bet you're good
in English Lit.
810
00:43:39,351 --> 00:43:40,832
I get A's in it.
811
00:43:42,051 --> 00:43:44,403
Would you help
a guy in trouble?
812
00:43:44,533 --> 00:43:46,232
Coach me in English.
813
00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:48,278
Get me ready
for the exam.
814
00:43:48,409 --> 00:43:49,366
Are you serious?
815
00:43:49,497 --> 00:43:55,027
Yeah, like a symbiosis.
816
00:43:55,158 --> 00:43:58,119
I coach you in English Lit.
What do you do?
817
00:44:01,297 --> 00:44:04,389
I'll coach you in the finer
points of forward and reverse.
818
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,131
We could start tonight.
819
00:44:07,307 --> 00:44:08,308
Okay.
820
00:44:10,616 --> 00:44:12,358
My phone number's in the book.
821
00:44:12,488 --> 00:44:13,447
Bye.
822
00:44:17,061 --> 00:44:18,106
All right!
823
00:44:27,163 --> 00:44:28,383
In this light,
you're a goddess.
824
00:44:28,513 --> 00:44:30,516
Please save your breath.
825
00:44:30,647 --> 00:44:32,171
You're slime.
I won't date you.
826
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:35,219
But tonight, I got wheels.
827
00:44:35,349 --> 00:44:37,526
Oh, what a waste.
828
00:44:37,658 --> 00:44:39,399
I'm washing the dog tonight.
829
00:44:39,530 --> 00:44:43,187
We could have
a heart-to-heart,
830
00:44:43,318 --> 00:44:44,494
get to know
each other better,
831
00:44:46,192 --> 00:44:47,934
discuss a little
family business.
832
00:44:49,458 --> 00:44:51,635
What kind of family business?
833
00:44:51,766 --> 00:44:56,687
Maybe you forging
your old lady's John Hancock.
834
00:44:56,818 --> 00:45:00,300
Who told you that?I overheard it.
835
00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:02,390
Let me get this straight.
836
00:45:03,479 --> 00:45:05,265
First, you eavesdrop,
837
00:45:05,395 --> 00:45:08,574
and now you're blackmailing me
into dating you?
838
00:45:08,705 --> 00:45:10,273
I'll pick you up
at 8:00 tonight.
839
00:45:10,403 --> 00:45:11,274
Bye.
840
00:45:14,409 --> 00:45:16,673
♪ Come on,
stop playin' the game
841
00:45:16,804 --> 00:45:19,416
♪ You know
how it's gonna end ♪
842
00:45:30,607 --> 00:45:34,048
How could you be whistling
when Vanessa's driving?
843
00:45:34,178 --> 00:45:37,096
It's easy.
He has a death wish.
844
00:45:37,227 --> 00:45:40,580
Wait. Is it a crime
to be happy?
845
00:45:40,710 --> 00:45:45,848
Mr. Pearle,
you have an ex-wife who's a witch,
846
00:45:45,979 --> 00:45:48,157
a horrible job,
the principal hates you,
847
00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,073
and you talk
like broken jukebox.
848
00:45:50,203 --> 00:45:51,639
Why should you
be happy?
849
00:45:51,770 --> 00:45:53,512
I'm alive.
850
00:45:55,297 --> 00:45:56,343
For the time being.
851
00:45:56,473 --> 00:45:58,302
Oh, thank you.
852
00:45:58,433 --> 00:46:00,436
You have a new girlfriend,
don't you?
853
00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:06,532
Watch the road, Vanessa.
Watch the road, Vanessa.
854
00:46:06,662 --> 00:46:08,100
Okay.
855
00:46:08,230 --> 00:46:09,798
Oh! Oh!
There's my mother!
856
00:46:12,845 --> 00:46:14,457
Wave.
857
00:46:14,587 --> 00:46:16,677
She can't see me
like this!
858
00:46:16,809 --> 00:46:18,158
Don't do that!
859
00:46:20,946 --> 00:46:23,384
Put your hands...
Put your hands back on!
860
00:46:31,918 --> 00:46:35,141
Drive, Vanessa, drive.
861
00:46:35,271 --> 00:46:37,231
To the left.
To the right.
862
00:46:37,361 --> 00:46:39,234
You're confusing me,
Mr. Pearle!
863
00:46:39,364 --> 00:46:40,497
Watch it!
864
00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:47,290
Just a minute!
865
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:21,995
What did you say?
866
00:47:22,126 --> 00:47:25,566
That my father own the company
that grows his food.
867
00:47:25,696 --> 00:47:27,612
So he wouldn't lose
his job,
868
00:47:27,743 --> 00:47:29,485
I wouldn't report
his carelessness.
869
00:47:30,138 --> 00:47:31,836
Maria, that wasn't right.
870
00:47:33,621 --> 00:47:36,408
You're correct.
I should to have him fired.
871
00:47:50,908 --> 00:47:53,347
Want to take her
out for a spin?
872
00:47:53,477 --> 00:47:55,698
Come on,
I can't drive.
873
00:47:55,828 --> 00:47:58,050
Of course you can drive.
Everybody can drive.
874
00:47:58,181 --> 00:48:01,795
Mr. Pearle thought that
till he met me.
875
00:48:01,925 --> 00:48:04,755
All it takes is a little practice,
a little confidence.
876
00:48:09,589 --> 00:48:11,462
Can't let the car
intimidate you.
877
00:48:11,592 --> 00:48:14,335
Forget this is a $60,000
precision driving machine.
878
00:48:16,121 --> 00:48:18,472
That's supposed to make
me feel more confident?
879
00:48:18,602 --> 00:48:20,605
I know how you feel.
880
00:48:20,737 --> 00:48:23,175
I felt the same way
the first time I drove.
881
00:48:24,656 --> 00:48:25,657
You?
882
00:48:25,787 --> 00:48:29,358
Yeah, me, Mr. Cool,
883
00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:32,537
Mr. Know-it-all.
I was scared.
884
00:48:32,668 --> 00:48:34,584
My father taught me
to drive.
885
00:48:34,714 --> 00:48:37,109
It wasn't in anything
as nice as this.
886
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:42,465
I learned the hard way,
in an old Mercedes 280 SL.
887
00:48:42,596 --> 00:48:44,468
Didn't even have
cruise control,
888
00:48:44,599 --> 00:48:46,645
but I did it,
and you can do it, too.
889
00:48:49,911 --> 00:48:51,610
You really think so?
890
00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:53,265
You're a Bennett,
aren't you?
891
00:48:53,395 --> 00:48:54,831
Well, then, drive!
892
00:49:02,495 --> 00:49:05,108
Gosh, no cruise control.
893
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,329
Wow, Dad,
you really had it rough.
894
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,814
What a rad car!
895
00:49:11,944 --> 00:49:15,254
I can't believe some college alumni
association actually gave this to you.
896
00:49:17,518 --> 00:49:18,738
Yeah, they were
pretty bummed
897
00:49:18,868 --> 00:49:20,958
when I decided to go
to Michigan State instead.
898
00:49:22,570 --> 00:49:24,137
Go ahead
and start her up.
899
00:49:24,268 --> 00:49:25,879
Are you sure it's okay?Yeah.
900
00:49:27,404 --> 00:49:28,666
Okay.
901
00:49:33,587 --> 00:49:36,591
So, Hamlet, "The play's..."
902
00:49:36,721 --> 00:49:38,943
"The play's the thing
where I'll catch a..."
903
00:49:40,902 --> 00:49:42,252
"I'll catch..."
904
00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:45,387
"I'll catch a bomber pass!"
905
00:49:46,563 --> 00:49:47,825
J.J.
906
00:49:47,956 --> 00:49:49,524
Shift into forward.
907
00:49:53,269 --> 00:49:56,752
"Wherein I'll catch
the conscience of the King."
908
00:49:56,883 --> 00:49:59,147
Hamlet's proving that
his uncle offed his father
909
00:49:59,278 --> 00:50:00,802
to hitch up
with his mother.
910
00:50:00,932 --> 00:50:02,631
That's some wicked family!
911
00:50:02,761 --> 00:50:04,547
You're not taking
this seriously.
912
00:50:04,677 --> 00:50:05,984
I'm taking
one thing seriously.
913
00:50:06,114 --> 00:50:07,813
If you hit
the accelerator,
914
00:50:07,943 --> 00:50:11,819
you'll off the car and garage
because you're in reverse.
915
00:50:11,949 --> 00:50:14,170
Why can't I
get that straight?
916
00:50:14,301 --> 00:50:17,610
I can't tell left from right
and forward from reverse.
917
00:50:17,741 --> 00:50:19,918
It don't matter why.
I'm here to help you.
918
00:50:24,665 --> 00:50:26,014
Doesn't matter why.
919
00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:48,831
Time to learn
to change lanes.
920
00:50:51,401 --> 00:50:54,840
There's an 18-wheeler
behind me.
921
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,323
I'm afraid.
922
00:50:57,454 --> 00:50:59,152
When there's an 18-wheeler
behind you,
923
00:50:59,282 --> 00:51:01,329
you're supposed to be afraid.
Turn anyway.
924
00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:03,680
But, Dad...Don't think about it.
Just turn.
925
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:10,081
Okay.
926
00:51:15,219 --> 00:51:16,570
Son, slow down!
927
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:18,399
The accelerator's stuck!
928
00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:23,101
I can't slow down!
929
00:51:23,231 --> 00:51:25,845
This is a $60,000 driving machine!
It can't be stuck!
930
00:51:25,975 --> 00:51:28,022
You got the dealer's discount!
What do I do?
931
00:51:28,152 --> 00:51:30,242
Pump the brakes.
Pump the brakes!
932
00:51:30,373 --> 00:51:32,071
Dad, it's not working!
933
00:51:34,031 --> 00:51:36,251
Slam the foot down
on the accelerator."
934
00:51:36,382 --> 00:51:38,646
No! No! No! No!
935
00:51:38,777 --> 00:51:40,040
No! No!
936
00:51:44,176 --> 00:51:45,483
It worked!
937
00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:50,883
Hey, you're right.
938
00:51:51,013 --> 00:51:53,060
All it takes is
a little confidence.
939
00:51:53,190 --> 00:51:54,149
Thanks.
940
00:52:04,773 --> 00:52:06,123
Hi, Bambi. Hi.
941
00:52:08,213 --> 00:52:09,520
Here you go.
942
00:52:10,216 --> 00:52:11,523
There you go.
943
00:52:12,350 --> 00:52:13,526
Ok, good.
944
00:53:09,785 --> 00:53:11,092
Don't come in yet!
945
00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:14,009
I can't believe it.
946
00:53:14,139 --> 00:53:16,970
When I won't go out
with that louse,
947
00:53:17,101 --> 00:53:21,803
he charges me $1,500
for my gum work.
948
00:53:21,935 --> 00:53:25,680
Then some idiot
in a car of teenagers
949
00:53:25,810 --> 00:53:31,340
tries to run me down,
and then I destroy this lady's front yard
950
00:53:31,471 --> 00:53:33,996
and get a dent
in my fender.
951
00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:35,738
How was your day?
952
00:53:35,869 --> 00:53:37,219
I can't believe it.
953
00:53:39,004 --> 00:53:40,223
What?
954
00:53:40,353 --> 00:53:42,748
Have you got a TV camera
in here?
955
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,797
Is that how you know what I'm wearing
so you can wear the same thing?
956
00:53:45,927 --> 00:53:47,887
What's the matter?
957
00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:49,324
Look!
958
00:53:49,454 --> 00:53:51,153
No matter what I wear,
959
00:53:51,283 --> 00:53:52,241
you're wearing
the same thing,
960
00:53:52,372 --> 00:53:54,070
and it's driving me crazy!
961
00:53:56,378 --> 00:53:58,033
Vanessa?
962
00:53:58,164 --> 00:53:59,861
Vanessa, what
are you doing?
963
00:53:59,993 --> 00:54:01,211
Putting on makeup,
mother.
964
00:54:01,342 --> 00:54:03,214
What girls usually do
before dates.
965
00:54:04,913 --> 00:54:05,784
Date?
966
00:54:11,401 --> 00:54:12,359
Mom,
967
00:54:14,057 --> 00:54:14,971
look.
968
00:54:16,626 --> 00:54:18,194
You can't stop time.
969
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:23,158
You have to face it.
I'm growing up.
970
00:54:24,770 --> 00:54:27,991
And, Mom, you're not
my best buddy.
971
00:54:30,604 --> 00:54:32,041
You're my mother.
972
00:54:37,266 --> 00:54:39,139
So, does this boy
have a name?
973
00:54:39,269 --> 00:54:40,358
Riko Konner.
974
00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:42,710
Chicken-man's son?
975
00:54:44,321 --> 00:54:45,889
Where did you meet him?
976
00:54:46,019 --> 00:54:47,107
Driver... Um,
977
00:54:47,630 --> 00:54:49,110
school.
978
00:54:49,241 --> 00:54:50,896
We take a class together.
979
00:54:51,026 --> 00:54:52,028
Which one?
980
00:54:52,463 --> 00:54:53,422
Sex.
981
00:54:54,118 --> 00:54:55,512
What?
982
00:54:55,642 --> 00:54:58,124
We take human sexuality lab
together.
983
00:54:58,255 --> 00:54:59,953
It's mandatory
for health.
984
00:55:00,737 --> 00:55:02,565
I don't know, Vanessa.
985
00:55:02,696 --> 00:55:05,222
Should I show you
the boy's report card?
986
00:55:07,008 --> 00:55:08,009
Come on, please?
987
00:55:09,663 --> 00:55:10,970
That's him.
988
00:55:12,668 --> 00:55:14,541
I'll tell him
you'll be right down.
989
00:55:22,422 --> 00:55:23,903
That's a tow truck.
990
00:55:25,426 --> 00:55:26,341
Yeah.
991
00:55:33,177 --> 00:55:36,008
Vanessa tells me
you're in the same class.
992
00:55:36,139 --> 00:55:37,358
Uh, yeah, we are.
993
00:55:37,489 --> 00:55:39,579
Your daughter's
gonna do very well
994
00:55:39,709 --> 00:55:42,844
when I show her
better moves.
995
00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:45,806
I beg your pardon.
996
00:55:45,936 --> 00:55:48,548
She's having a little problem
with the teacher,
997
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,858
so I figured I'd show her
how to park.
998
00:55:52,555 --> 00:55:53,774
Park?
999
00:55:53,905 --> 00:55:57,040
The ins and outs
of the whole thing.
1000
00:55:57,171 --> 00:55:58,956
Not with my daughter,
you won't!
1001
00:56:00,437 --> 00:56:02,440
My Vanessa has always
been a good girl,
1002
00:56:02,570 --> 00:56:05,313
and she is going
to stay that way,
1003
00:56:05,444 --> 00:56:08,188
or her father will have
something to say!
1004
00:56:25,127 --> 00:56:25,997
Nice night.
1005
00:56:26,128 --> 00:56:27,086
Mmm-hmm.
1006
00:56:29,655 --> 00:56:31,005
Nice evening.
1007
00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:36,405
Look, Edna...
1008
00:56:38,843 --> 00:56:41,455
To tell the truth,
it's been seven years
1009
00:56:41,586 --> 00:56:43,676
since I've been on a date.
1010
00:56:43,806 --> 00:56:46,115
I'm a little
out of practice.
1011
00:56:46,246 --> 00:56:49,337
Miniature golf
could be fun,
1012
00:56:49,467 --> 00:56:51,209
but there's a great movie
at the drive-in tonight.
1013
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:53,343
Really?Uh-huh.
1014
00:56:53,474 --> 00:56:55,128
The Tomato Who Ate Cleveland.
1015
00:56:55,259 --> 00:56:57,698
Who'd watch
a movie like that?
1016
00:57:00,832 --> 00:57:02,096
Precisely.
1017
00:57:08,933 --> 00:57:10,674
Now, I mustn't
sound anxious.
1018
00:57:10,805 --> 00:57:12,721
Just be calm
and natural.
1019
00:57:12,851 --> 00:57:15,594
Open up with some chitchat.
"How's the wife? How's the children?"
1020
00:57:15,725 --> 00:57:18,120
Superintendent Shriver?
Abner Fraser here. How's the...
1021
00:57:32,359 --> 00:57:35,233
You really know
how to treat a girl.
1022
00:57:35,364 --> 00:57:37,237
Colors are gruesome,
but it's wheels.
1023
00:57:37,367 --> 00:57:40,328
I can't believe
I'm doing this.
1024
00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:43,202
I've got to be
a total waste case.
1025
00:57:43,333 --> 00:57:45,814
Let me ask you
something.
1026
00:57:45,945 --> 00:57:47,469
Is your dad
really a cop?
1027
00:57:48,644 --> 00:57:50,082
Who told you that?
1028
00:57:50,212 --> 00:57:51,910
Your mother.
1029
00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:55,177
She'll do anything to keep guys from me.
Don't listen to her.
1030
00:57:56,527 --> 00:57:58,486
That's a relief.
1031
00:57:58,617 --> 00:58:00,272
Actually, he's FBI.
1032
00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:03,667
Watch this.
1033
00:58:04,713 --> 00:58:06,281
Hold on.
1034
00:58:06,411 --> 00:58:08,806
Let me show you
what these lights do.
1035
00:58:08,936 --> 00:58:12,246
You're going too fast.
You'd better slow down.
1036
00:58:12,377 --> 00:58:13,291
Nah.
1037
00:58:13,421 --> 00:58:14,554
Yeah.
1038
00:58:14,684 --> 00:58:16,339
Nah. Come on.
Come on!
1039
00:58:23,872 --> 00:58:26,354
Do you know
what you just did?Yes. Everything's fine.
1040
00:58:26,485 --> 00:58:28,488
It's very cool
right now.
1041
00:58:28,618 --> 00:58:30,230
No, it's not.
Are you a total lunatic?
1042
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,667
I can lose them!
1043
00:58:31,797 --> 00:58:33,409
It's over!
1044
00:58:33,539 --> 00:58:35,151
Relax!
What are you doing?
1045
00:58:36,501 --> 00:58:38,895
Everything
will be fine!
1046
00:58:39,026 --> 00:58:41,116
Stop it!
I got to drive!
1047
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,078
Get over here!
1048
00:58:54,528 --> 00:58:56,226
Everything's fine.
Stop it!
1049
00:58:57,446 --> 00:58:58,882
Let me out!
Let me get out!
1050
00:59:04,847 --> 00:59:07,504
See?
And you thought we weren't gonna get along!
1051
00:59:09,594 --> 00:59:12,991
Somebody was driving
one of your tow trucks
1052
00:59:13,122 --> 00:59:15,908
in more than a reckless manner,
Mr. Konner.
1053
00:59:16,038 --> 00:59:18,739
Officers, I don't know
what to tell you.
1054
00:59:18,869 --> 00:59:20,829
All my tow trucks
are here.
1055
00:59:20,959 --> 00:59:22,962
We've been closed
since 3:00 p.m.
1056
00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:25,880
Come on. This is
leading nowhere.
1057
00:59:26,011 --> 00:59:28,493
I'm telling you,
Mr. Konner,
1058
00:59:28,623 --> 00:59:30,060
if this ever
happens again,
1059
00:59:30,191 --> 00:59:32,151
someone's going
to pay for it.
1060
00:59:41,513 --> 00:59:43,951
Dad, thanks
for covering for me.
1061
00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:45,562
I warned you, Riko.
1062
00:59:45,693 --> 00:59:48,828
You're out of
the house tonight!
1063
00:59:48,959 --> 00:59:51,310
Maybe if you're on your own,
you'll grow up.
1064
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,821
♪ All the old paintings
on the tombs
1065
01:00:12,951 --> 01:00:14,867
♪ They do the sun dance,
don't you know?
1066
01:00:14,998 --> 01:00:16,043
♪ If you move too quick
1067
01:00:16,174 --> 01:00:17,350
♪ Oh ay oh
1068
01:00:17,481 --> 01:00:19,875
♪ They're falling down
like a domino
1069
01:00:20,006 --> 01:00:22,052
♪ All the boys are men
by the knob
1070
01:00:22,183 --> 01:00:24,055
♪ They got the money
on the bet
1071
01:00:24,186 --> 01:00:25,493
♪ The crocodiles
1072
01:00:25,623 --> 01:00:26,755
♪ Oh ay oh
1073
01:00:26,886 --> 01:00:29,107
♪ They snap their teeth
on the cigarette
1074
01:00:29,238 --> 01:00:29,890
♪ Foreign guys
with the hookah pipes
1075
01:00:30,021 --> 01:00:31,937
"Let me clutch thee.
1076
01:00:32,067 --> 01:00:33,809
"Art thou not,
fatal vision..."
1077
01:00:36,727 --> 01:00:38,294
"Sensible to feeling."
1078
01:00:39,644 --> 01:00:41,778
"Sensible
To feeling as to sight?
1079
01:00:41,908 --> 01:00:44,522
"Or art thou
A dagger of the mind,
1080
01:00:44,652 --> 01:00:46,873
"a false creation.
1081
01:00:47,003 --> 01:00:51,271
"Proceeding from this
heat-oppressed brain?"
1082
01:00:57,890 --> 01:00:59,588
King Macbeth I.
1083
01:01:01,983 --> 01:01:04,116
♪ All the school kids
so sick of books
1084
01:01:04,247 --> 01:01:06,555
♪ They like the punk
and the metal bands
1085
01:01:06,685 --> 01:01:08,558
Hey, Maria.
1086
01:01:08,688 --> 01:01:10,953
♪ They're walking
like an Egyptian
1087
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,392
♪ All the kids
in the marketplace say... ♪
1088
01:01:13,522 --> 01:01:14,480
Excuse me.
1089
01:01:17,093 --> 01:01:18,878
You better keep your eyes
in your sockets
1090
01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:21,621
or you'll lose them!
1091
01:01:21,752 --> 01:01:25,888
You threaten me,
Maria Margarita Consuela Abea?
1092
01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:28,066
Are you wearing his ring?
1093
01:01:28,197 --> 01:01:31,070
No. Then senoris fair game.
1094
01:01:31,201 --> 01:01:33,552
Come on, you weren't
interested in J.J.
1095
01:01:33,684 --> 01:01:35,207
until he got interested
in me!
1096
01:01:35,338 --> 01:01:38,604
I know.
That's what make it fun.
1097
01:01:38,734 --> 01:01:40,911
Keep your maracas
to yourself!
1098
01:01:42,653 --> 01:01:43,960
Maracas?
1099
01:01:44,090 --> 01:01:46,093
If you know
what's good for you.
1100
01:01:47,618 --> 01:01:48,837
He's good for me.
1101
01:01:54,672 --> 01:01:55,891
Riko.Yeah?
1102
01:01:56,021 --> 01:01:57,241
Where did you
come from?
1103
01:01:57,372 --> 01:01:59,244
I came from
the classroom.
1104
01:01:59,375 --> 01:02:01,943
You slept there
all night?
1105
01:02:02,074 --> 01:02:04,992
So? He sleeps
in the classroom all day.
1106
01:02:05,122 --> 01:02:06,821
Smilin' Ed
threw me out.
1107
01:02:06,951 --> 01:02:08,867
I'm sure
you're completely innocent.
1108
01:02:08,998 --> 01:02:11,393
I borrowed his tow truck
for a couple hours.
1109
01:02:12,177 --> 01:02:13,701
Here comes Vanessa.
1110
01:02:16,226 --> 01:02:18,055
How was it?It was great.
1111
01:02:19,928 --> 01:02:21,059
Hi, Vanessa.
What's up?
1112
01:02:21,190 --> 01:02:22,018
Drop dead,
squid face!
1113
01:02:23,455 --> 01:02:25,632
What's so funny?
She loves me.
1114
01:02:25,763 --> 01:02:27,592
What's that all about?I hate him.
1115
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:29,595
Chad?
1116
01:02:38,696 --> 01:02:39,566
Huh!Huh!
1117
01:02:40,307 --> 01:02:41,743
That's not Chad.
1118
01:02:44,966 --> 01:02:46,577
That's Chad.That's Chad.
1119
01:02:50,017 --> 01:02:51,584
What happened
to you?
1120
01:02:51,715 --> 01:02:53,195
The sprinkler...
1121
01:02:53,326 --> 01:02:56,374
This man had
a total experience.
1122
01:02:56,505 --> 01:02:59,335
The all-new, improved
Mr. Chad Bennett
1123
01:02:59,467 --> 01:03:01,818
z-z-zoomed
out of the '80s,
1124
01:03:01,948 --> 01:03:03,864
blasted past the '90s,
1125
01:03:03,995 --> 01:03:05,693
and is in
the 21st century.
1126
01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:06,912
Thanks.
1127
01:03:07,043 --> 01:03:08,131
I'm so proud.
1128
01:03:10,047 --> 01:03:11,354
Huh!Huh!
1129
01:03:11,485 --> 01:03:13,139
Chad, let me
talk to you.
1130
01:03:13,270 --> 01:03:15,055
Chad?Yes.
1131
01:03:15,186 --> 01:03:18,277
Look, I know
that you think
1132
01:03:18,407 --> 01:03:20,280
that I've been
a goober, right?
1133
01:03:20,411 --> 01:03:21,674
Oh, no, no.
1134
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,285
A diaper head.
1135
01:03:25,027 --> 01:03:26,290
Right.
1136
01:03:26,420 --> 01:03:29,033
Look, I got to ask you
for a favor
1137
01:03:29,163 --> 01:03:30,731
because I had this
misunderstanding with my old man
1138
01:03:30,862 --> 01:03:32,168
so I need a place
to crash.
1139
01:03:33,256 --> 01:03:34,694
Uh-huh.
1140
01:03:34,824 --> 01:03:36,174
Right.
1141
01:03:36,305 --> 01:03:38,787
So we're supposed to be
responsible for each other,
1142
01:03:38,917 --> 01:03:41,268
and the whole symbiosis thing,
all that stuff, right?
1143
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,010
Let me think
about it, okay?
1144
01:03:43,141 --> 01:03:44,186
What?
1145
01:03:44,317 --> 01:03:45,537
Flyspeck.
1146
01:03:50,021 --> 01:03:51,110
Flyspeck?
1147
01:03:51,241 --> 01:03:53,287
"The bell invites me.
1148
01:03:53,418 --> 01:03:55,508
"Hear it not, Duncan,
for it is a knell
1149
01:03:55,639 --> 01:03:58,033
"That summons me to heaven
or to hell."
1150
01:03:58,164 --> 01:03:59,906
Or to the freeway.
1151
01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:01,735
I am ready, dudes!
1152
01:04:07,918 --> 01:04:09,573
How am I doing, Teach?
1153
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,012
Amazingly well.
1154
01:04:14,058 --> 01:04:15,320
Two hands, please.
1155
01:04:19,326 --> 01:04:21,374
Just a little joke,
Mr. Pearle.
1156
01:04:21,504 --> 01:04:23,115
No joking
while you're driving.
1157
01:04:23,246 --> 01:04:25,336
Sorry.
1158
01:04:25,467 --> 01:04:27,034
What's this
with the joking?
1159
01:04:27,165 --> 01:04:28,036
Ow!
1160
01:04:29,473 --> 01:04:31,389
My contact lens.
I can't see.
1161
01:04:31,519 --> 01:04:33,044
Stop joking.
1162
01:04:33,174 --> 01:04:35,134
No, I swear...
1163
01:04:35,264 --> 01:04:36,745
Put your hands back...
1164
01:04:36,876 --> 01:04:38,094
I can't see!
1165
01:04:40,228 --> 01:04:42,187
Take it easy.
1166
01:04:42,319 --> 01:04:43,929
You've got to
keep it straight.
1167
01:04:44,060 --> 01:04:45,192
All right.
1168
01:04:47,195 --> 01:04:48,763
I'm trying!
1169
01:04:48,894 --> 01:04:50,940
We're going to crash!
1170
01:04:51,071 --> 01:04:52,769
I can't open my eye.
1171
01:04:55,207 --> 01:04:56,296
I got it.
1172
01:04:58,256 --> 01:04:59,650
Grab the wheel!
1173
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:01,827
No brakes!
1174
01:05:04,352 --> 01:05:06,834
Hold it! Hold it!
1175
01:05:18,242 --> 01:05:21,291
Hey, my contact
went back in my eye.
1176
01:05:22,772 --> 01:05:26,342
It must have been there
all the time.
1177
01:05:26,473 --> 01:05:28,955
I'll tell you the truth, Edna.
I'm still a little shaky.
1178
01:05:29,085 --> 01:05:31,306
I thought we were goners
on that freeway.
1179
01:05:33,657 --> 01:05:36,227
Forget about
that freeway.
1180
01:05:36,357 --> 01:05:39,361
Just think about the freeway
you and I will be on tonight.
1181
01:05:41,016 --> 01:05:42,889
Which freeway is that?
1182
01:05:43,019 --> 01:05:44,456
The freeway of love.
1183
01:05:46,111 --> 01:05:47,853
No brakes and
all green lights.
1184
01:05:51,554 --> 01:05:53,166
Hey, thanks.
Thanks a lot.
1185
01:05:54,210 --> 01:05:56,039
Good job.Thanks.
1186
01:05:56,170 --> 01:05:58,042
Hey. Mr. Chad.
1187
01:05:59,349 --> 01:06:00,481
Hey.Chad.
1188
01:06:00,612 --> 01:06:01,918
Hey.
1189
01:06:02,048 --> 01:06:03,094
What are
you doing, bud?
1190
01:06:03,224 --> 01:06:04,574
I got lucky.
1191
01:06:04,705 --> 01:06:06,403
Thanks a lot.
1192
01:06:08,450 --> 01:06:10,366
I taught you good,
right?
1193
01:06:10,496 --> 01:06:12,238
You saved our lives,
partner.
1194
01:06:14,024 --> 01:06:15,983
So listen, Riko,
1195
01:06:16,114 --> 01:06:17,550
you still need
a place to stay?
1196
01:06:17,681 --> 01:06:19,074
Yes, I do.
1197
01:06:19,205 --> 01:06:22,210
As long as you lay off
the symbiosis stuff.
1198
01:06:22,340 --> 01:06:24,126
I'll lay off
the symbiosis stuff,
1199
01:06:24,256 --> 01:06:27,479
but it's Chad, not Diaper Head,
not Needle Nose.
1200
01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:28,785
Richard.
1201
01:06:33,053 --> 01:06:34,402
You need a place
to stay?
1202
01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:36,885
You can stay
at my place anytime.
1203
01:06:37,015 --> 01:06:38,321
You're moving out?
1204
01:06:40,411 --> 01:06:42,066
You know,
1205
01:06:42,196 --> 01:06:44,461
you are going to beg
to be with me someday.
1206
01:06:46,203 --> 01:06:47,161
Maybe.
1207
01:06:51,428 --> 01:06:52,778
You know, Riko,
1208
01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:54,259
you seem to know
a lot about women.
1209
01:06:54,389 --> 01:06:56,305
I know everything
there is to know.
1210
01:06:58,526 --> 01:07:00,398
I'd really like
to ask Vanessa out.
1211
01:07:02,140 --> 01:07:04,187
Oh, that's easy.
1212
01:07:04,317 --> 01:07:07,235
You got to act confident
and ask this girl out.
1213
01:07:07,366 --> 01:07:09,020
Act confident.
Okay, thanks.
1214
01:07:09,151 --> 01:07:10,892
Wait!
1215
01:07:11,024 --> 01:07:11,894
Yeah?
1216
01:07:13,201 --> 01:07:14,463
There is a chance, Chad,
1217
01:07:14,593 --> 01:07:16,292
Hmm?
1218
01:07:16,422 --> 01:07:18,208
that this girl
could turn you down.
1219
01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:20,124
I'd be destroyed.
1220
01:07:20,254 --> 01:07:22,432
She likes guys
who live on the edge.
1221
01:07:22,563 --> 01:07:25,088
And you, you're still
a babe in the woods.
1222
01:07:25,219 --> 01:07:26,395
What are you...
1223
01:07:26,525 --> 01:07:27,787
I live on the edge!
1224
01:07:27,918 --> 01:07:29,616
Didn't you see me
back there?
1225
01:07:29,747 --> 01:07:32,708
There's more to living dangerously
than driving on the freeway.
1226
01:07:32,839 --> 01:07:35,495
You've got to do some dangerous stuff or
this girl is gonna lose interest in you.
1227
01:07:35,625 --> 01:07:37,280
So what do I do?
1228
01:07:37,411 --> 01:07:39,589
Do something romantic.Romantic, yeah.
1229
01:07:39,719 --> 01:07:42,549
You wanna set up something really nice,
like a mountain scene
1230
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,335
with a nice beautiful day
at a lake.
1231
01:07:44,465 --> 01:07:46,120
Romance, yeah.
1232
01:07:46,251 --> 01:07:48,167
So you take her
to an adult motel.
1233
01:07:50,344 --> 01:07:52,695
I couldn't! I have
too much respect for her!
1234
01:07:52,825 --> 01:07:55,830
Respect has nothing
to do with it.
1235
01:07:55,961 --> 01:07:58,138
My parents have
a house at the lake.
1236
01:07:58,269 --> 01:07:59,662
Okay.
1237
01:07:59,793 --> 01:08:01,622
No, forget it. I have no way
of getting her there.
1238
01:08:01,752 --> 01:08:04,366
What are you saying?
Of course, you do. Borrow a car.
1239
01:08:05,889 --> 01:08:08,938
Borrow...
You're talking about stealing!
1240
01:08:09,068 --> 01:08:12,334
These are the pro moves and that
is living dangerously, okay?
1241
01:08:12,465 --> 01:08:14,772
Here, wear these.
It will increase your cool quotient.
1242
01:08:14,903 --> 01:08:17,515
Remember, pro moves
and confidence.
1243
01:08:17,646 --> 01:08:20,129
You're a dangerous man
and an animal.
1244
01:08:20,259 --> 01:08:21,740
Get this girl!
All right!
1245
01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:26,921
Oh.
1246
01:08:27,052 --> 01:08:29,534
I swear, Alice,
there's nothing between Maria and me.
1247
01:08:30,361 --> 01:08:32,147
Yeah?
1248
01:08:32,277 --> 01:08:33,976
Well, where did
this come from?
1249
01:08:34,106 --> 01:08:36,414
Tough scrimmage
down at the barbershop?
1250
01:08:36,544 --> 01:08:37,503
Alice.
1251
01:08:38,504 --> 01:08:39,462
Oh, man.
1252
01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:43,512
Alice, calm down.
1253
01:08:43,642 --> 01:08:45,689
J.J. does not
like Maria.
1254
01:08:45,819 --> 01:08:47,997
Sure could have fooled me.
1255
01:08:48,127 --> 01:08:52,221
Okay, so maybe he finds
her body interesting.
1256
01:08:52,917 --> 01:08:54,311
Gee, thanks.
1257
01:08:54,442 --> 01:08:56,749
No, he needs you.
1258
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:58,752
Sure he does.
1259
01:08:58,883 --> 01:09:01,844
Alice, he's studying
with you.
1260
01:09:01,975 --> 01:09:04,370
No other girl
has ever gotten J.J.
1261
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,025
to quote Shakespeare.
1262
01:09:07,549 --> 01:09:08,898
Trust me.
1263
01:09:09,029 --> 01:09:11,468
Once he passes
that English test,
1264
01:09:11,598 --> 01:09:13,166
he'll know
who to thank.
1265
01:09:13,775 --> 01:09:15,039
I hope so.
1266
01:09:15,735 --> 01:09:17,433
Get out of here.
1267
01:09:17,564 --> 01:09:18,521
See you.
1268
01:09:29,321 --> 01:09:31,324
Hi there.Hello!
1269
01:09:31,454 --> 01:09:33,457
The name's Bennett,
Chad Bennett.
1270
01:09:33,588 --> 01:09:35,373
Excuse me?
1271
01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:39,336
Vanessa,
it's time to show the world the real me.
1272
01:09:39,466 --> 01:09:42,515
I thought we ought to
start from scratch.
1273
01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:44,387
Chad Bennett,
it's very nice to meet you.
1274
01:09:44,518 --> 01:09:45,694
It's mutual.
1275
01:09:45,824 --> 01:09:47,871
I was thinking
1276
01:09:48,001 --> 01:09:51,746
maybe you and I
could go out sometime.
1277
01:09:51,877 --> 01:09:53,488
Like Sunday afternoon.
1278
01:09:53,619 --> 01:09:55,361
If you're not busy,
that is.
1279
01:09:56,623 --> 01:09:58,888
You aren't busy, are you?
1280
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:01,848
I've got a date.
1281
01:10:03,547 --> 01:10:04,505
With you.
1282
01:10:11,994 --> 01:10:14,825
Chad, this car is
school board property.
1283
01:10:14,955 --> 01:10:16,654
We could get
into trouble.
1284
01:10:16,784 --> 01:10:18,657
Not to worry.
Come on, relax.
1285
01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:22,750
I got them now!
1286
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,883
Wait till the superintendent
hears about this!
1287
01:10:25,014 --> 01:10:26,886
You don't have
a license.
1288
01:10:27,017 --> 01:10:29,282
Or a car, but that's
not stopping me!
1289
01:10:30,936 --> 01:10:33,462
What if Savage finds out?
1290
01:10:33,593 --> 01:10:36,118
Hey, come on, I thought
you liked to live on the edge.
1291
01:10:36,249 --> 01:10:38,382
There's a difference
between living on the edge
1292
01:10:38,513 --> 01:10:40,211
and driving
off of the edge.
1293
01:10:41,561 --> 01:10:44,043
Riko said you liked guys
who live dangerously.
1294
01:10:44,174 --> 01:10:46,351
I don't want
to go out with Riko.
1295
01:10:48,005 --> 01:10:49,965
I want to go out with you.
1296
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:55,495
I'm sorry.
1297
01:10:55,626 --> 01:10:58,761
I just wanted to spend
a romantic day with you.
1298
01:10:58,892 --> 01:11:00,590
That sounds
real nice to me.
1299
01:11:02,114 --> 01:11:03,856
I'm just worried,
that's all.
1300
01:11:03,987 --> 01:11:05,598
What's to worry about?
1301
01:11:06,904 --> 01:11:08,341
It's no problem.
1302
01:11:13,784 --> 01:11:17,790
I just wanna tell you what these
past weeks have meant to me.
1303
01:11:17,921 --> 01:11:19,880
Well, don't tell me.
Show me!
1304
01:11:22,668 --> 01:11:23,712
All right!
1305
01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:38,561
Looks like we both
could use this workout.
1306
01:11:45,267 --> 01:11:48,402
I got them both!
Thank you.
1307
01:11:53,105 --> 01:11:54,629
I can't follow him
and I can't...
1308
01:11:54,759 --> 01:11:56,284
I'll follow them.
1309
01:11:57,677 --> 01:12:00,551
I can't follow them.
I'll follow them.
1310
01:12:00,681 --> 01:12:02,729
Why do you do things
like this to me?
1311
01:12:10,741 --> 01:12:12,090
What did I tell you?
Isn't this nice up here?
1312
01:12:12,221 --> 01:12:13,310
Beautiful.
1313
01:12:15,835 --> 01:12:18,927
You still think
this was a lousy idea?
1314
01:12:19,057 --> 01:12:21,365
I'm beginning to like it
more and more.
1315
01:12:21,496 --> 01:12:23,935
I'm beginning to really
like living dangerously.
1316
01:12:24,979 --> 01:12:26,330
Me, too.
1317
01:12:29,857 --> 01:12:31,468
What's wrong with him?CHAD: He looks drunk.
1318
01:12:33,776 --> 01:12:35,126
He's going to hit us!
1319
01:12:40,002 --> 01:12:40,830
No!
1320
01:12:43,965 --> 01:12:46,011
If we set off
this atom bomb...
1321
01:12:52,195 --> 01:12:55,765
This better be good because
you're interrupting Zombie Death.
1322
01:12:55,896 --> 01:12:58,379
Chadley,
did you know your remote control was broken?
1323
01:13:01,078 --> 01:13:02,559
You what?
1324
01:13:06,869 --> 01:13:10,832
Look, J.J., you have
until tomorrow morning.
1325
01:13:10,962 --> 01:13:12,965
Do you want
this football career or not?
1326
01:13:13,096 --> 01:13:14,707
I'm tired
of geeky poetry.
1327
01:13:16,754 --> 01:13:18,060
My brain is fried!
1328
01:13:20,848 --> 01:13:22,197
I got an idea.
1329
01:13:22,327 --> 01:13:25,245
I'll just take your notes
to the test.
1330
01:13:25,376 --> 01:13:29,077
You even think of that,
and you can find another girl.
1331
01:13:32,081 --> 01:13:33,083
Hello.
1332
01:13:33,867 --> 01:13:34,869
Hi, Riko.
1333
01:13:37,002 --> 01:13:38,222
What?
1334
01:13:38,352 --> 01:13:40,921
My old man will slice me,
but we got to.
1335
01:13:42,315 --> 01:13:44,710
Because Chad and Vanessa
are our friends.
1336
01:13:45,712 --> 01:13:47,148
Dynamite!
1337
01:13:47,278 --> 01:13:49,064
Bye. I'll call the others.
1338
01:13:49,194 --> 01:13:50,980
J.J., we're going
to the lake.
1339
01:13:52,765 --> 01:13:54,464
Now that's more like it.
1340
01:14:01,257 --> 01:14:03,434
If Smilin' Ed
catches me this time,
1341
01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:05,698
I can reserve a room
at Leavenworth.
1342
01:14:13,014 --> 01:14:15,583
Could you back away
from the truck, please?
1343
01:14:17,586 --> 01:14:19,632
Where did you learn
how to do that?
1344
01:14:19,763 --> 01:14:21,113
Girl scouts.
1345
01:14:21,243 --> 01:14:23,246
I sold the most cookies
in my country.
1346
01:14:27,122 --> 01:14:29,735
You learn a lot
in the middle of a revolution.
1347
01:14:31,303 --> 01:14:33,087
How does it feel?
1348
01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:35,396
Like I'm the stupidest jerk
on the face of the earth.
1349
01:14:35,527 --> 01:14:37,965
You'll feel worse when
Miss Savage gets you.
1350
01:14:38,095 --> 01:14:39,707
Tell me about it.
Is Vanessa all right?
1351
01:14:46,412 --> 01:14:49,156
He's going to love this.
This is hot!
1352
01:14:49,286 --> 01:14:50,985
Superintendent?
This is Abner...
1353
01:15:08,098 --> 01:15:10,144
Oh, phew!
1354
01:15:10,275 --> 01:15:13,976
I can't believe the difference
one session made for you.
1355
01:15:14,107 --> 01:15:15,936
I'm a mess,
a physical wreck.
1356
01:15:16,066 --> 01:15:18,113
I'm falling apart.
1357
01:15:18,243 --> 01:15:21,988
You're just getting ready
for the ultimate workout.
1358
01:15:22,119 --> 01:15:23,817
Oh, yeah? What's that?
1359
01:15:24,513 --> 01:15:25,385
Me.
1360
01:15:25,515 --> 01:15:26,605
Whoa!
1361
01:15:32,047 --> 01:15:34,355
Hey, there goes my baby!
1362
01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:35,966
There goes my job!
1363
01:15:38,535 --> 01:15:40,103
Oh, I got them now!
1364
01:15:46,199 --> 01:15:48,159
I'm going to exceed
the speed limit!
1365
01:15:49,377 --> 01:15:51,163
What?Look.
1366
01:15:52,469 --> 01:15:54,908
The teacher's behind us!
1367
01:15:56,650 --> 01:15:58,957
Faster, Pearle.
Nobody steals one of my cars!
1368
01:16:00,873 --> 01:16:01,788
It's mine.
1369
01:16:04,226 --> 01:16:05,794
A shortcut.
1370
01:16:07,318 --> 01:16:09,060
♪ And if you drop in there
1371
01:16:10,759 --> 01:16:12,151
Let me handle this.Let me drive!
1372
01:16:14,634 --> 01:16:16,114
Go left.
Turn left.
1373
01:16:16,245 --> 01:16:17,812
Hold on!
1374
01:16:20,512 --> 01:16:22,907
Okay, all right!
1375
01:16:23,038 --> 01:16:25,345
♪ A one more time, yeah
1376
01:16:27,392 --> 01:16:29,438
Guys, I can handle it.
1377
01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:36,406
Give me that!
Give it to me!
1378
01:16:38,626 --> 01:16:42,589
♪ A go-go can't be far
1379
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:44,287
♪ You'll see the people
from your block
1380
01:16:44,418 --> 01:16:46,377
Oh!
1381
01:16:46,508 --> 01:16:49,252
♪ You can see
your favorite star
1382
01:16:49,382 --> 01:16:51,472
♪ Goin' to a go-go
1383
01:16:51,603 --> 01:16:54,260
♪ 'Cause everybody's
goin' to a go-go
1384
01:16:54,390 --> 01:16:55,522
Whoa!
1385
01:16:56,567 --> 01:16:58,440
♪ Don't you want to go?
1386
01:16:58,570 --> 01:17:01,009
♪ Yeah, people
1387
01:17:01,139 --> 01:17:02,881
♪ Come on, now
1388
01:17:09,892 --> 01:17:11,939
♪ Come on, now,
now, now, yeah, yeah
1389
01:17:14,638 --> 01:17:15,858
♪ Ooh
1390
01:17:18,731 --> 01:17:20,908
♪ Tell me, now,
don't you want to go?
1391
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:21,910
♪ Yeah
1392
01:17:23,304 --> 01:17:24,348
♪ Now it's all right
1393
01:17:27,484 --> 01:17:29,095
Oh!
1394
01:17:29,226 --> 01:17:30,968
♪ Yes, I am, now
1395
01:17:31,098 --> 01:17:32,317
♪ Goin' to a go-go
1396
01:17:32,448 --> 01:17:35,191
♪ Oh, come on, now
1397
01:17:35,322 --> 01:17:38,370
♪ It doesn't matter
if you go stag
1398
01:17:38,501 --> 01:17:40,983
♪ It never matters
if you don't drag
1399
01:17:42,594 --> 01:17:44,597
♪ You're sure to
have some fun ♪
1400
01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:46,556
Look, he's crazy!
1401
01:17:46,687 --> 01:17:49,605
Abner, Abner,
you messed up my car!
1402
01:17:49,735 --> 01:17:50,954
My new car!
1403
01:18:05,455 --> 01:18:08,546
Look at this.
We'll never finish this before exams.
1404
01:18:08,677 --> 01:18:10,418
You're wrong, you guys.
1405
01:18:10,550 --> 01:18:14,382
We can, but it'll take 14 hours of blood,
sweat, and tears.
1406
01:18:14,512 --> 01:18:17,342
I think we work much
faster to Beastie Boys.
1407
01:18:20,913 --> 01:18:22,394
Come on, let's go.
Everyone, come on.
1408
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:25,790
What are we
going to do first?
1409
01:18:25,921 --> 01:18:27,881
Start on the windshield
over there.
1410
01:18:47,127 --> 01:18:47,911
Shh!
1411
01:18:52,919 --> 01:18:54,660
Ow!
Stay off my foot!
1412
01:18:54,791 --> 01:18:56,446
Well, move it!
1413
01:18:56,576 --> 01:18:57,577
Shut up!
1414
01:19:04,719 --> 01:19:06,156
I want to see!
1415
01:19:13,733 --> 01:19:15,388
Ah!Oh ho!
1416
01:19:15,518 --> 01:19:16,606
Ah ha!
1417
01:19:16,737 --> 01:19:18,087
Come on, Fraser.
1418
01:19:18,218 --> 01:19:20,177
Ha!
1419
01:19:20,308 --> 01:19:21,658
Let's leave them
alone, Fraser.
1420
01:19:21,788 --> 01:19:24,227
No! You're as crazy
as them!
1421
01:19:24,357 --> 01:19:26,491
Those fools
just destroyed my car!
1422
01:19:26,621 --> 01:19:30,366
Let them be.
They're learning to be responsible.
1423
01:19:30,497 --> 01:19:32,980
Poopycock! I'll prove
once and for all
1424
01:19:33,110 --> 01:19:36,114
Paulson's running a slack
ship at Hamilton High.
1425
01:19:36,245 --> 01:19:38,336
Get over here!
1426
01:19:38,466 --> 01:19:40,295
Come on.
Hey, come here, Fraser.
1427
01:19:40,426 --> 01:19:42,037
Fraser! Hey, listen.
1428
01:19:42,168 --> 01:19:45,041
Would you...
Look, they're trying to make things right.
1429
01:19:45,172 --> 01:19:48,568
Those criminals stole private property.
I'm going to prove it.
1430
01:19:48,699 --> 01:19:52,139
You coming,
Miss Savage?
1431
01:19:52,270 --> 01:19:54,360
Edna!
1432
01:19:54,490 --> 01:19:56,798
They're working together.
Give them a break.
1433
01:19:58,714 --> 01:20:00,021
Sorry, Abner.
1434
01:20:02,982 --> 01:20:04,462
You know,
Pearle's right.
1435
01:20:04,592 --> 01:20:06,814
That body shop
is private property.
1436
01:20:06,944 --> 01:20:09,818
You know your problem,
MissSavage?
1437
01:20:09,948 --> 01:20:11,603
You care more
about those kids
1438
01:20:11,734 --> 01:20:14,303
than what's good
for this high school.
1439
01:20:14,434 --> 01:20:15,348
Not me.
1440
01:20:23,273 --> 01:20:24,232
No!
1441
01:20:24,362 --> 01:20:26,148
Oh, my God...
1442
01:20:33,419 --> 01:20:34,377
Cowards.
1443
01:20:44,697 --> 01:20:46,700
Help! Help me...
1444
01:20:50,053 --> 01:20:52,230
Don't leave me, Pearle!
Miss...
1445
01:20:55,409 --> 01:20:56,716
How's she doing?
1446
01:20:56,846 --> 01:20:59,285
Back away, over there.
1447
01:21:00,635 --> 01:21:02,638
Ready?
1448
01:21:02,768 --> 01:21:04,684
♪ Well, I was only out
tryin' to have a good time
1449
01:21:04,815 --> 01:21:05,816
♪ So I took the school car
1450
01:21:05,947 --> 01:21:07,340
♪ Must've lost my mind
1451
01:21:07,471 --> 01:21:08,429
♪ I wasn't really stealin'
1452
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:09,517
♪ I was just chillin'
1453
01:21:09,648 --> 01:21:11,433
♪ With my newfound girlfriend
1454
01:21:13,088 --> 01:21:15,571
♪ It was goin' so, so well
1455
01:21:15,701 --> 01:21:16,963
♪ I don't know
what went wrong
1456
01:21:17,094 --> 01:21:19,446
♪ Now, just when I leaned
to get the first kiss
1457
01:21:19,577 --> 01:21:21,928
♪ A fellow in a truck
took a broadside hit
1458
01:21:22,058 --> 01:21:24,366
♪ We wrecked the car
1459
01:21:24,497 --> 01:21:26,717
♪ We wrecked the car!
1460
01:21:26,849 --> 01:21:28,372
♪ We wrecked the car!
1461
01:21:30,070 --> 01:21:33,424
♪ Savage's goin' to fry us
for this one
1462
01:21:33,554 --> 01:21:35,644
♪ Oh, before I could show
my face at the school
1463
01:21:35,775 --> 01:21:36,864
♪ I had to straighten
out the mess
1464
01:21:36,994 --> 01:21:38,606
♪ That I'd gotten into
1465
01:21:40,174 --> 01:21:41,523
♪ I had trouble
on my hands
1466
01:21:41,653 --> 01:21:43,221
♪ Didn't know what to do
1467
01:21:43,352 --> 01:21:45,877
♪ But I got the help I needed
from this motley crew, yeah
1468
01:21:46,008 --> 01:21:48,360
♪ We wrecked the car
1469
01:21:48,490 --> 01:21:50,058
♪ We wrecked the car!
1470
01:21:50,189 --> 01:21:53,977
Wait a minute.
What's this "we" stuff?
1471
01:21:54,107 --> 01:21:56,807
We're in this together.
What about symbiosis?
1472
01:21:59,768 --> 01:22:00,813
Beep, beep.
1473
01:22:01,902 --> 01:22:03,383
All right!
1474
01:22:07,998 --> 01:22:09,348
Guys, relax!
Relax!
1475
01:22:10,131 --> 01:22:13,311
Relax! Calm down.
1476
01:22:13,441 --> 01:22:16,140
It just takes a little bit of confidence.
Think it looks okay, though?
1477
01:22:16,271 --> 01:22:18,928
Okay? It looks incredible.
The chicken would be proud.
1478
01:22:23,239 --> 01:22:24,937
Whoo! You're an artist.
1479
01:22:25,764 --> 01:22:26,853
Artist.
1480
01:22:26,983 --> 01:22:28,551
More like con artists.
1481
01:22:31,687 --> 01:22:32,992
Dad, I can explain.
1482
01:22:35,562 --> 01:22:37,085
I got a better one.
1483
01:22:37,216 --> 01:22:41,091
I found Mr. Fraser trapped
by Bambi on the roof.
1484
01:22:41,223 --> 01:22:45,664
He kept swearing that kids
were vandalizing the place.
1485
01:22:45,795 --> 01:22:47,972
That's obviously
not true, Mr. Konner.
1486
01:22:48,102 --> 01:22:49,583
Oh, spare me, okay?
1487
01:22:51,282 --> 01:22:52,936
You took the truck,
didn't you?
1488
01:22:53,067 --> 01:22:55,766
Yeah, but I didn't
take it for myself.
1489
01:22:55,897 --> 01:22:58,292
I've had it, Riko. Now,
this is what you're gonna do.
1490
01:22:58,423 --> 01:23:00,687
You're gonna make a list
of the parts you took,
1491
01:23:00,818 --> 01:23:02,734
because you're
gonna pay me back.
1492
01:23:02,864 --> 01:23:04,693
Fine, no problem.
1493
01:23:04,824 --> 01:23:08,743
Then, you'll pack
and move out permanently.
1494
01:23:08,873 --> 01:23:11,748
You don't have an ounce of
responsibility in your entire body!
1495
01:23:11,878 --> 01:23:14,665
You're wrong!
Riko's very responsible!
1496
01:23:14,795 --> 01:23:17,583
He did this
to help us!
1497
01:23:17,713 --> 01:23:21,676
It's never Riko's fault.
He's the perfect kid.
1498
01:23:21,806 --> 01:23:23,722
You don't
give him credit.
1499
01:23:23,853 --> 01:23:27,032
Just forget it.No, I will not. No!
1500
01:23:27,162 --> 01:23:30,820
Listen, Chad and I got
into trouble last night.
1501
01:23:30,951 --> 01:23:32,997
Riko knew you'd give him
hell if he helped us.
1502
01:23:33,128 --> 01:23:34,957
He was unselfish.
1503
01:23:35,087 --> 01:23:36,829
He organized everything.
1504
01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:39,485
That is all Riko's work.
1505
01:23:39,616 --> 01:23:40,661
It is true!
1506
01:23:42,316 --> 01:23:45,015
Riko turned out to be
someone you can count on.
1507
01:23:45,146 --> 01:23:46,583
A good friend.
1508
01:23:51,155 --> 01:23:53,071
Come on, guys.
Let's take it back to school.
1509
01:23:53,201 --> 01:23:54,769
You can stay
at my place.
1510
01:24:04,131 --> 01:24:05,656
Hi, Mom.
1511
01:24:05,786 --> 01:24:08,486
Did you have fun at Alice's last night?
Did you guys study?
1512
01:24:10,053 --> 01:24:11,404
Baby, what happened?
1513
01:24:11,534 --> 01:24:14,103
I had a little accident.
It's nothing serious.
1514
01:24:14,233 --> 01:24:16,411
Nothing serious?
1515
01:24:16,542 --> 01:24:19,285
I've been taking driver's
ed behind your back.
1516
01:24:19,416 --> 01:24:23,726
It was wrong, but, Mom,
you wouldn't let me, but I had to do it.
1517
01:24:24,728 --> 01:24:27,123
I'm sorry.
1518
01:24:27,253 --> 01:24:29,735
Sorry just isn't going to cover it,
young lady.
1519
01:24:32,305 --> 01:24:34,264
At least you finally
owned up to it.
1520
01:24:34,395 --> 01:24:35,963
You mean you knew?
1521
01:24:38,053 --> 01:24:42,233
Well, I may be naive,
but I'm not stupid.
1522
01:24:45,456 --> 01:24:48,285
There's a lot more
to tell you,
1523
01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:51,290
but I have to go upstairs
and get washed up.
1524
01:24:51,421 --> 01:24:53,076
I have
a driver's ed final.
1525
01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:55,601
Vanessa?Yeah?
1526
01:24:57,430 --> 01:24:58,780
Good luck, honey.
1527
01:25:00,042 --> 01:25:01,131
Thank you.
1528
01:25:03,526 --> 01:25:05,181
You look
beautiful today, Mom.
1529
01:25:06,052 --> 01:25:07,140
Won't work.
1530
01:25:08,665 --> 01:25:10,189
Right.
1531
01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:12,279
Right here after school.
1532
01:25:12,409 --> 01:25:13,541
Okay.
1533
01:25:29,174 --> 01:25:30,785
I'm too tired
to have a fight.
1534
01:25:30,916 --> 01:25:32,963
Riko, I came
to tell you something.
1535
01:25:34,922 --> 01:25:37,883
You did the right thing
helping your friends,
1536
01:25:38,013 --> 01:25:40,060
and I'm proud
of you, Son.
1537
01:25:40,190 --> 01:25:41,845
I want you to come home.
1538
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:47,898
Now, get your butt
over to school.
1539
01:25:48,029 --> 01:25:49,814
You got a final to pass.
1540
01:25:49,945 --> 01:25:51,686
If they let me take
the test.
1541
01:25:51,818 --> 01:25:52,732
Well?
1542
01:25:55,300 --> 01:25:56,259
Go for it.
1543
01:25:56,389 --> 01:25:57,347
Thanks.
1544
01:26:00,831 --> 01:26:02,094
There's J.J.
1545
01:26:05,316 --> 01:26:07,972
Hey, J.J.
Are you ready for the test?
1546
01:26:08,103 --> 01:26:09,888
Yeah, as ready
as I hope to be.
1547
01:26:10,934 --> 01:26:12,196
What's that noise?
1548
01:26:16,202 --> 01:26:17,378
Crib notes.
1549
01:26:17,508 --> 01:26:19,511
Alice.
1550
01:26:19,642 --> 01:26:22,952
Wait a minute.
I want to talk to you.
1551
01:26:23,082 --> 01:26:24,302
About what, cheating?
1552
01:26:24,432 --> 01:26:25,912
Alice is right, J.J.
1553
01:26:54,914 --> 01:26:55,958
All right!
1554
01:27:09,022 --> 01:27:11,678
Um, Miss Savage,
Mr. Pearle,
1555
01:27:13,289 --> 01:27:16,163
I'm really sorry
I stole the driver's ed car.
1556
01:27:16,294 --> 01:27:18,166
It was completely
irresponsible on my part...
1557
01:27:18,297 --> 01:27:20,430
I told Chad to steal
the driver's ed car.
1558
01:27:22,303 --> 01:27:24,393
I told him
he should live dangerously.
1559
01:27:27,572 --> 01:27:30,445
I didn't think
he was going to do it.
1560
01:27:30,576 --> 01:27:32,972
I guess I took
the symbiosis thing too far.
1561
01:27:34,190 --> 01:27:35,497
Well, you two,
1562
01:27:37,369 --> 01:27:39,590
I respect your honesty.
1563
01:27:39,721 --> 01:27:42,289
Riko, you've taken
a giant step
1564
01:27:42,421 --> 01:27:43,901
in your relationship
with your father.
1565
01:27:44,031 --> 01:27:46,166
Congratulations.
1566
01:27:46,296 --> 01:27:48,517
But what you two did
was wrong.
1567
01:27:48,647 --> 01:27:49,866
Very wrong.
1568
01:27:50,999 --> 01:27:53,002
There are rules.
1569
01:27:53,132 --> 01:27:56,964
Gentlemen, we have got to live by the rules,
symbiosis or no symbiosis.
1570
01:27:57,095 --> 01:28:00,317
Yeah, I get it,
flunk city.
1571
01:28:00,448 --> 01:28:02,494
Come on.
1572
01:28:02,625 --> 01:28:03,888
Sit down!
1573
01:28:07,241 --> 01:28:09,897
I make the rules,
and I rule that since both of you...
1574
01:28:10,028 --> 01:28:11,030
Sit down!
1575
01:28:14,599 --> 01:28:18,431
This is my department,
and I make the rules.
1576
01:28:18,563 --> 01:28:21,393
And I say that since
both of you have shown
1577
01:28:21,523 --> 01:28:24,441
that you are able
to take responsibility,
1578
01:28:26,793 --> 01:28:30,407
you should take the test
with the rest of the class.
1579
01:28:34,282 --> 01:28:36,416
All right, sugarplum?
1580
01:28:36,546 --> 01:28:38,201
Whatever you say,
sweet lips.
1581
01:28:40,770 --> 01:28:43,121
Now, get your symbiosis
out of this office!
1582
01:28:52,309 --> 01:28:53,485
Yeah!
1583
01:28:56,315 --> 01:28:57,491
We worked
everything out.
1584
01:28:57,622 --> 01:28:59,799
I'm happy.
1585
01:28:59,930 --> 01:29:02,150
I hope everyone
who was responsible
1586
01:29:02,281 --> 01:29:05,286
for Mr. Pearle's and my
little accident last night
1587
01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:07,245
has studied for
their driver's ed final,
1588
01:29:07,376 --> 01:29:09,161
or none of you
will graduate.
1589
01:29:10,468 --> 01:29:11,992
Come on, let's go.
1590
01:29:14,343 --> 01:29:16,129
Miss Savage?
1591
01:29:16,259 --> 01:29:17,260
Miss Savage?
1592
01:29:20,396 --> 01:29:22,138
Before you wear
Maslanski out,
1593
01:29:23,269 --> 01:29:24,315
he's mine.
1594
01:29:31,543 --> 01:29:34,286
♪ I know you wanna leave me
1595
01:29:34,417 --> 01:29:38,423
♪ But I refuse to let you go
1596
01:29:38,553 --> 01:29:42,081
♪ If I have to beg and plead
for your sympathy
1597
01:29:42,211 --> 01:29:43,692
♪ I don't mind
1598
01:29:43,822 --> 01:29:46,130
♪ 'Cause you mean
that much to me
1599
01:29:46,262 --> 01:29:48,221
♪ Ain't too proud to beg
1600
01:29:48,352 --> 01:29:50,268
♪ And you know it
1601
01:29:50,398 --> 01:29:52,401
♪ Please don't leave me, girl
1602
01:29:52,532 --> 01:29:53,750
♪ Don't you go
1603
01:29:53,882 --> 01:29:56,233
♪ Ain't too proud to plead
1604
01:29:56,364 --> 01:29:58,280
♪ Baby, baby
1605
01:29:58,410 --> 01:30:00,196
♪ Please don't leave me, girl
1606
01:30:00,326 --> 01:30:02,764
♪ Don't you go
1607
01:30:02,895 --> 01:30:07,075
♪ Now, I've heard a cryin' man
is half a man
1608
01:30:07,207 --> 01:30:10,428
♪ With no sense of pride
1609
01:30:10,559 --> 01:30:13,129
♪ But if I have to cry
to keep you
1610
01:30:13,259 --> 01:30:14,695
♪ I don't mind weepin'
1611
01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:18,179
♪ If it'll keep you by my side
1612
01:30:18,310 --> 01:30:20,618
♪ Ain't too proud to beg
1613
01:30:20,749 --> 01:30:22,359
♪ Sweet darlin'
1614
01:30:22,491 --> 01:30:24,624
♪ Please don't leave me, girl
1615
01:30:24,755 --> 01:30:26,366
♪ Don't you go
1616
01:30:26,497 --> 01:30:28,500
♪ Ain't too proud to plead
1617
01:30:28,630 --> 01:30:30,590
♪ Baby, baby
1618
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:32,636
♪ Please don't leave me, girl
1619
01:30:32,767 --> 01:30:34,988
♪ Don't you go
1620
01:30:35,118 --> 01:30:37,513
♪ If I have to sleep
on your doorstep
1621
01:30:37,643 --> 01:30:39,603
♪ All night and day
1622
01:30:39,734 --> 01:30:42,216
♪ Just to keep you
from walkin' away
1623
01:30:43,304 --> 01:30:45,395
♪ Let your friends laugh
1624
01:30:45,526 --> 01:30:47,485
♪ Even this I can stand
1625
01:30:47,616 --> 01:30:49,836
♪ 'Cause I wanna keep you
1626
01:30:49,967 --> 01:30:51,839
♪ Any way I can
1627
01:30:51,970 --> 01:30:53,625
♪ Ain't too proud to beg
1628
01:30:53,755 --> 01:30:55,410
♪ Sweet darlin'
1629
01:30:55,541 --> 01:30:57,196
♪ Ooh-ooh,
don't leave me, girl
1630
01:30:57,326 --> 01:30:58,763
♪ Don't you go
1631
01:30:58,894 --> 01:31:01,202
♪ Ain't to proud to plead
1632
01:31:01,332 --> 01:31:03,466
♪ Baby, baby
1633
01:31:03,596 --> 01:31:04,642
♪ Please don't
leave me, girl ♪
1634
01:31:23,191 --> 01:31:25,325
Three weeks ago,
I marched into this classroom
1635
01:31:25,456 --> 01:31:27,503
and saw the most
helpless group
1636
01:31:27,633 --> 01:31:28,895
of future drivers
I've ever seen.
1637
01:31:29,026 --> 01:31:31,248
I took one look
and said to myself,
1638
01:31:31,378 --> 01:31:34,295
"No way, no way, no way."
1639
01:31:34,426 --> 01:31:37,431
Two weeks ago,
I took another look.
1640
01:31:38,475 --> 01:31:40,565
I said to myself,
1641
01:31:40,697 --> 01:31:42,438
"Edna, you were right
the first time.
1642
01:31:42,569 --> 01:31:46,226
No way, no way, no way!
1643
01:31:48,578 --> 01:31:51,104
One week ago,
I took another look,
1644
01:31:52,410 --> 01:31:53,846
and I said to myself,
1645
01:31:56,416 --> 01:31:57,417
"Well, maybe."
1646
01:31:59,028 --> 01:32:01,336
And now I stand up here
for the last time
1647
01:32:02,077 --> 01:32:03,949
looking at you,
1648
01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:05,778
and I say to myself,
1649
01:32:05,909 --> 01:32:08,347
"I don't believe it!"
1650
01:32:08,478 --> 01:32:12,266
Every one of you
has passed driver's ed.
1651
01:32:12,397 --> 01:32:13,399
What?
1652
01:32:14,791 --> 01:32:15,924
All right!
We did it!
1653
01:32:16,054 --> 01:32:19,756
I am most proud of you,
the students.
1654
01:32:19,886 --> 01:32:20,932
All right!
1655
01:32:22,717 --> 01:32:24,459
Maslanski.
1656
01:32:26,636 --> 01:32:28,203
I can't believe this.
1657
01:32:28,900 --> 01:32:30,903
You passed.
1658
01:32:31,034 --> 01:32:33,820
Better than passed.
You got 95 out of 100.
1659
01:32:33,951 --> 01:32:35,736
All right!
1660
01:32:38,176 --> 01:32:39,743
It was fixed,
wasn't it?
1661
01:32:39,874 --> 01:32:42,486
That's it.
It was fixed!
1662
01:32:42,617 --> 01:32:45,360
I'll fix you, and so will
my brother-in-law,
1663
01:32:45,491 --> 01:32:47,668
the superintendent
of schools.
1664
01:32:47,799 --> 01:32:49,497
I didn't know he was
your brother-in-law.
1665
01:32:53,938 --> 01:32:55,680
Oh, great!
Mr. Pearle, great!
1666
01:32:58,728 --> 01:32:59,947
Yeah, all right!
1667
01:33:06,741 --> 01:33:08,700
All right. Yeah!
1668
01:33:09,919 --> 01:33:11,356
♪ So the class is over
1669
01:33:11,487 --> 01:33:13,011
♪ And we're all still alive
1670
01:33:13,141 --> 01:33:15,536
♪ We be cruisin'
down the highway but not more than 55
1671
01:33:15,667 --> 01:33:16,799
♪ Miss Vanessa be a senior
1672
01:33:16,930 --> 01:33:18,672
♪ Chad be movin' to a dorm
1673
01:33:18,802 --> 01:33:19,804
♪ But she'll visit him
and kiss him
1674
01:33:19,935 --> 01:33:21,502
♪ He ain't a geek no more
1675
01:33:21,633 --> 01:33:23,810
♪ And J.J.'s goin'
to Michigan State
1676
01:33:23,941 --> 01:33:25,421
♪ To be a football hero
1677
01:33:25,552 --> 01:33:26,771
♪ We can hardly wait
1678
01:33:26,901 --> 01:33:28,469
♪ Make us proud, Dr. J.J.
1679
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:30,559
♪ We will watch you on TV
scoring touchdowns
1680
01:33:30,690 --> 01:33:32,083
♪ Or saying,
"To be or not to be"
1681
01:33:32,214 --> 01:33:33,869
♪ We be drivin'
1682
01:33:33,999 --> 01:33:35,088
♪ No more bus stops
in the dark
1683
01:33:35,219 --> 01:33:36,089
♪ We be drivin'
1684
01:33:36,220 --> 01:33:37,962
♪ We can parallel park
1685
01:33:38,092 --> 01:33:39,486
♪ We be drivin'
1686
01:33:39,617 --> 01:33:40,661
♪ Watch out, world,
here we come
1687
01:33:40,793 --> 01:33:42,011
♪ We be drivin'
1688
01:33:42,142 --> 01:33:43,927
♪ Fraser man, we ain't dumb
1689
01:33:49,675 --> 01:33:52,158
♪ Santini and daughter
be doin' not too shab
1690
01:33:52,289 --> 01:33:54,944
♪ She be mixin' cement
and catchin' rays in the cab
1691
01:33:55,075 --> 01:33:57,906
♪ My buddy Riko, you see
gonna make so much loot
1692
01:33:58,036 --> 01:34:00,605
♪ 'Cause he got the future sewn
up in that stupid chicken suit
1693
01:34:00,736 --> 01:34:03,174
♪ Mr. Pearle and Miss Savage
are joined at the heart
1694
01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:04,742
♪ But watch out
for those antacids
1695
01:34:04,872 --> 01:34:06,484
♪ And watch out
for those darts
1696
01:34:08,138 --> 01:34:11,142
♪ And if a certain senorita
will be my girl
1697
01:34:11,274 --> 01:34:13,625
♪ If she will wear my ring
I'll take her limo for a whirl
1698
01:34:13,756 --> 01:34:16,803
♪ And if he takes my rap,
will her papa buy us a car
1699
01:34:16,935 --> 01:34:18,938
♪ With a moonroof, a bar,
color TV, and VCR?
1700
01:34:19,068 --> 01:34:20,592
♪ We be drivin'
1701
01:34:20,723 --> 01:34:21,942
♪ Come and go
as we please
1702
01:34:22,072 --> 01:34:23,727
♪ We be drivin'
1703
01:34:23,858 --> 01:34:26,122
♪ Give me that set
of spare keys♪ We be drivin'
1704
01:34:26,252 --> 01:34:28,909
♪ We got nothin' to fear♪ We be drivin'
1705
01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:31,826
♪ Let's get the heck
out of here♪ We be drivin'
1706
01:34:31,957 --> 01:34:34,570
♪ But enough of this crap♪ We be drivin'
1707
01:34:34,701 --> 01:34:36,138
♪ 'Cause that's the end
of Kichi's rap ♪
1708
01:34:36,268 --> 01:34:37,748
Whoo!
1709
01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:39,098
♪ We can parallel park
1710
01:34:39,229 --> 01:34:40,927
♪ We be drivin'
1711
01:34:41,058 --> 01:34:41,929
♪ Watch out, world,
here we come
1712
01:34:42,060 --> 01:34:43,235
♪ We be drivin'
1713
01:34:43,366 --> 01:34:45,369
♪ Fraser man, we ain't dumb
1714
01:34:51,029 --> 01:34:53,425
♪ Santini and daughter
be doin' not too shab
1715
01:34:53,556 --> 01:34:56,081
♪ She be mixin' cement
and catchin' rays in the cab
1716
01:34:56,211 --> 01:34:59,303
♪ My buddy Riko, you see,
gonna make so much loot
1717
01:34:59,434 --> 01:35:02,046
♪ 'Cause he got the future sewn
up in that stupid chicken suit
1718
01:35:02,177 --> 01:35:04,660
♪ Mr. Pearle and Miss Savage
are joined at the heart
1719
01:35:04,790 --> 01:35:06,096
♪ But watch out
for those antacids
1720
01:35:06,226 --> 01:35:09,406
♪ And watch out
for those darts
1721
01:35:09,536 --> 01:35:12,193
♪ And if a certain senorita
will be my girl
1722
01:35:12,323 --> 01:35:15,110
♪ If she will wear my ring,
I'll take her limo for a whirl
1723
01:35:15,240 --> 01:35:17,984
♪ And if he takes my rap,
will her papa buy us a car
1724
01:35:18,115 --> 01:35:20,248
♪ With a moonroof, a bar,
color TV, and VCR?
1725
01:35:20,379 --> 01:35:22,077
♪ We be drivin'
1726
01:35:22,208 --> 01:35:24,951
♪ Come and go as we please
We be drivin'
1727
01:35:25,081 --> 01:35:27,651
♪ Give me that set of
spare keys We be drivin'
1728
01:35:27,782 --> 01:35:30,350
♪ We got nothin' to fear
We be drivin'
1729
01:35:30,481 --> 01:35:33,268
♪ Let's get the heck
out of here We be drivin'
1730
01:35:33,399 --> 01:35:35,881
♪ But enough of this crap
We be drivin'
1731
01:35:36,011 --> 01:35:38,188
♪ 'Cause that's the end
of Kichi's rap ♪
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