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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,932 --> 00:00:05,932 (upbeat music) (birds chirping) 2 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:12,453 - Josie, can you play softball? 3 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:17,340 - Skateboard, yes. Softball, no. 4 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:20,100 - Great. Um, well, I still take Josie. 5 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:23,550 - All right we have, Marshall. 6 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:25,380 - Thank you for sparing me the embarrassment 7 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:26,583 of being picked last. 8 00:00:27,990 --> 00:00:29,000 - Let's see, uh... 9 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,960 Is he it? - Yes, I is it? 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,450 The last one chosen again. 11 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,193 Just put me out of my misery. 12 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,300 - Well, then I pick... 13 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,881 (air whooshes) Hey, you! 14 00:00:44,881 --> 00:00:45,714 (air whooshes) 15 00:00:45,714 --> 00:00:47,100 - Hey, bring it out here, batter. 16 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:49,307 Come on, bring it out here. 17 00:00:49,307 --> 00:00:52,146 Please don't hit it to me. Please don't hit it to me. 18 00:00:52,146 --> 00:00:55,120 (crowd cheering) (bat thudding) 19 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:56,220 Oh, I got it. 20 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:57,723 I got it, guys. Don't worry. 21 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:01,653 I don't have it. I don't have it. 22 00:01:10,852 --> 00:01:12,102 Look, a mayfly! 23 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,630 - Look, a softball. 24 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:17,130 Anything you'd like to share with us, Lucas? 25 00:01:17,130 --> 00:01:18,810 - Yeah, this mayfly nymph. 26 00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:22,260 Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate, so gentle. 27 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:23,093 So... 28 00:01:23,093 --> 00:01:25,173 Ow! It bit me! 29 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:32,460 - [Josie] Okay, so my mom drops me at this boarding school 30 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:35,703 and I'm thinking, it's like all the other places I've gone. 31 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,313 Students, 32 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,330 teachers, principal. 33 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:45,750 You know, like normal schools. But it's not. 34 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,730 Weird stuff happens here. 35 00:01:47,730 --> 00:01:49,632 Really weird stuff. 36 00:01:49,632 --> 00:01:50,520 ? Oh, yeah ? 37 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,560 And what's this guy doing here? 38 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,950 Something's going on, and someone's behind it. 39 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,780 And we're going to get to the bottom of it. 40 00:01:57,780 --> 00:02:00,800 - There is nothing wrong at Blake Holsey High. 41 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,630 (lady screaming) 42 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:04,280 (instrumental music) 43 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,947 (students speaking faintly) 44 00:02:14,345 --> 00:02:15,178 - What's in the bucket? 45 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,290 - Nothing you'd be interested in. 46 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:17,190 Give it back! 47 00:02:17,190 --> 00:02:18,023 - He's got a bug in there. 48 00:02:18,023 --> 00:02:20,820 - It's not a bug. it's a mayfly nymph, and he's mine. 49 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:21,930 Just give him back. 50 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:23,460 - You know what they say about pets 51 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:24,600 and their owners is true. 52 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,430 He looks just like you. It's freaky. 53 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:29,223 - I know, I'm a big freak. Now, just give him back. 54 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:38,490 - All right, break it up right now. 55 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:39,860 Give Lucas back his... 56 00:02:40,770 --> 00:02:41,603 Whatever it is. 57 00:02:48,411 --> 00:02:50,580 - I know you meant well, Professor Z, but... 58 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:53,400 Next time just let me get pulverized. 59 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,374 It's a lot less humiliating. 60 00:02:55,374 --> 00:02:56,207 (bell ringing) 61 00:02:56,207 --> 00:02:57,360 - So, when he proposed 62 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:00,303 that the earth in fact revolved around the sun, 63 00:03:01,454 --> 00:03:05,220 well, it was quite the radical idea at that time. 64 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:08,040 Lucas, what happened to your hand? 65 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,170 - It's where the mayfly bit me. 66 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:11,003 - [Professor Z] Oh! 67 00:03:11,003 --> 00:03:13,770 - It just looks bad. I'm fine, really. 68 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:16,260 - That doesn't look like a regular bug bite to me. 69 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:18,660 - I'm sure there's nothing to worry about, ahem. 70 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,500 Then again, this is a fairly odd school. 71 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,450 So, if any of you are really worried, 72 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:25,800 I'm sure you can find some books 73 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,150 on mayflies in the library. 74 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:28,490 That's if you're really... 75 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:31,223 Worried. 76 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:35,520 - I've had it with Blake Holsey High. 77 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,100 Everything isn't all right here. 78 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:40,770 I'm tired of disappearing Professors, 79 00:03:40,770 --> 00:03:44,433 and I'm tired of covering for you, Mr. Pearson. 80 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:49,833 I am an educator, and I had forgotten that. 81 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,260 - Practicing your resignation speech? 82 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:58,533 - Why? No, Mr. Pearson. 83 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:01,770 - If your conscience is bothering you, Amanda, 84 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:04,893 just sit with it a while, it'll pass. 85 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:07,750 You're in far too deep to get out now. 86 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:10,383 - Yes, Mr. Pearson. 87 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,030 - You're in charge of a school that is sitting on top 88 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:17,703 of the most incredible scientific find ever! 89 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:21,060 Now, if you can't appreciate that, 90 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:23,040 I'll find someone who can. 91 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,433 Someone fresh, someone younger. 92 00:04:29,318 --> 00:04:31,735 (soft music) 93 00:04:36,715 --> 00:04:37,548 - Younger? 94 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:42,867 (mosquito buzzing) 95 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,560 - Hey, Lucas. 96 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,440 Where were you? You missed dinner. 97 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,490 You feeling all right? 98 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,653 - Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just not hungry. 99 00:04:52,653 --> 00:04:53,880 Hey, hey, Marshall. Come here. 100 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,780 Check it out. 101 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:57,078 Two hairs! I'm a man! 102 00:04:57,078 --> 00:04:58,830 - I think you and your fly there 103 00:04:58,830 --> 00:05:00,930 have been cooped up too long. 104 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:02,670 Speaking of which, I did a little research. 105 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:07,050 Do you know how short the life span is on a mayfly? 106 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:09,870 One day to three weeks maximum. 107 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:11,310 Don't you think your little buddy here 108 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,870 would prefer to be out 109 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:14,640 in the wilderness enjoying his freedom? 110 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,103 - No, don't touch my mayfly nymph. 111 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:22,770 Well, at least it was a nymph. It's grown wings! 112 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:24,273 It's turned into an adult. 113 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:27,150 Wish I could. 114 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:29,176 - Yeah, that's, uh, that's great, Lucas. 115 00:05:29,176 --> 00:05:30,818 Um, so, you going to the dance 116 00:05:30,818 --> 00:05:33,300 or are you going to stay here 117 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,070 and look at your little buddy there all night? 118 00:05:35,070 --> 00:05:36,870 - Dances are for kids. 119 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:40,050 I'm going to spend some quality time with my new whiskers 120 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:41,793 and my adult mayfly. 121 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:44,463 You go. Really, I'm fine. 122 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:46,403 - Okay. 123 00:05:47,841 --> 00:05:50,373 (door closing) - I wish I wasn't a teenager. 124 00:05:51,762 --> 00:05:54,142 I wish I could grow up as fast as you. 125 00:05:54,142 --> 00:05:57,059 (thunder rumbling) 126 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,790 - [Marshall] Better hurry, Lucas. Class starts in five. 127 00:06:24,182 --> 00:06:25,140 - Ah! 128 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:27,890 (dramatic music) 129 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:54,580 Oh! 130 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,860 - Maybe this job is too hard for you, Amanda. 131 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,090 Vaughn has shown no signs 132 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:26,010 of academic improvement this year. 133 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:28,860 This is supposed to be a preparatory school, 134 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:30,960 yet my son is prepared for nothing. 135 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,943 - [Amanda] Mr. Pearson, what can I do? 136 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:34,923 - Obviously nothing. 137 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:40,833 - Hold it right there! 138 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:44,430 Am I glad to see you. 139 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:47,430 I thought I was gonna have to teach the math class myself. 140 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:48,330 - Huh? 141 00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:52,080 - Oh, don't be nervous. I got my start as a sub, too. 142 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,480 But- - When I was about your age. 143 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,550 - Morning. - Sub? 144 00:07:56,550 --> 00:07:59,659 - You are the substitute math teacher, aren't you? 145 00:07:59,659 --> 00:08:02,111 - Uh... 146 00:08:02,111 --> 00:08:04,961 Yes, yes, uh, of course. 147 00:08:04,961 --> 00:08:08,628 (students speaking faintly) 148 00:08:10,263 --> 00:08:11,096 Um, hi. 149 00:08:12,602 --> 00:08:14,847 Hello, class, I'm your, uh... 150 00:08:14,847 --> 00:08:15,683 Ouch! 151 00:08:15,683 --> 00:08:19,016 Um, substitute teacher for today, and... 152 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:20,783 Sorry. 153 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:26,253 Mr. uh, ahem, Lucas, Mr. Lucamopoulos. 154 00:08:26,253 --> 00:08:27,393 It's math time! 155 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:33,330 You two, no talking in class! 156 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:34,410 - But we didn't say anything. 157 00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:35,730 - Talking back to the teacher, huh? 158 00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:38,541 Um, principal's office now. Both of you. 159 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:39,374 Now! 160 00:08:44,092 --> 00:08:45,759 - This guy is tough. 161 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,233 - Okay, uh, 162 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:53,880 (sighing) Mathematics. 163 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:54,713 We... 164 00:08:56,783 --> 00:08:58,410 You know what? I remember what it was like to be a kid. 165 00:08:58,410 --> 00:08:59,880 And why don't you all just take the day off? 166 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:00,870 Class dismissed! Okay? 167 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:01,950 Everybody out. 168 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:04,273 - Whoa, this guy is easy. 169 00:09:05,157 --> 00:09:08,250 Uh, except for you, you, you and you. Stay please. 170 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:09,140 Everyone else... 171 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,250 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Thank you. 172 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,771 So... 173 00:09:15,771 --> 00:09:18,540 Word in the halls is you're the smart ones. 174 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:21,270 So, uh, I'm gonna give you a special assignment. 175 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:26,010 Um, I'd like a five-page synopsis of the entire textbook. 176 00:09:26,010 --> 00:09:26,910 - Excuse me? 177 00:09:26,910 --> 00:09:29,280 - Never heard of a sub giving this much homework. 178 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,113 - You know what? You're right. 179 00:09:30,113 --> 00:09:32,640 Let's forget about the homework, Marshall. 180 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,840 - How do you know my name? 181 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,363 - 'Cause you're my best friend. 182 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:40,800 Guys, it's me... 183 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,309 Marshall, it's me, Lucas! 184 00:09:42,309 --> 00:09:45,278 - Okay, this is freaking me out. 185 00:09:45,278 --> 00:09:47,070 - No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. 186 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,810 If you're really Lucas... 187 00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:51,303 What did we do last Summer at science camp? 188 00:09:52,470 --> 00:09:54,000 - What didn't we do? 189 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,250 We put dye in the pool so everyone's hair turned blue. 190 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,350 We were the runner-up in the Robot Wars competition 191 00:09:58,350 --> 00:09:59,850 and you dressed up like a girl 192 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,550 and won the camp beauty contest. 193 00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:05,150 - Hey, you swore you'd never tell anyone about that! 194 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,333 Lucas? 195 00:10:11,096 --> 00:10:12,046 It really is Lucas! 196 00:10:13,366 --> 00:10:18,366 - Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. 197 00:10:18,857 --> 00:10:21,537 - Remarkable, simply remarkable. 198 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:24,510 But what could cause such rapid aging? 199 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:25,530 - [Group] Bug bite! 200 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:27,960 - I knew there was something strange with that bite. 201 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,840 - Wow. You're old. 202 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,370 Too bad. 203 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,820 Now you're gonna have to get a job, pay taxes, get married. 204 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:37,500 - Go to r-rated movies. 205 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,370 Cool, huh? 206 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:40,173 - No, this may not be that cool. 207 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,090 Is this my jacket? 208 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:46,899 - No. - Did... 209 00:10:46,899 --> 00:10:47,732 - No. 210 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,753 No. 211 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,700 - Did anyone do any reading on mayflies? 212 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,320 - Well, they spend their entire nymph stage 213 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,660 which can lasts up to three years in water. 214 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,400 - That's where they eat and fill their bodies 215 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,890 with enough food to sustain themselves as they grow older. 216 00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:04,200 - Then they grow up, they get wings 217 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,340 and they leave the water. 218 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,720 They molt into their adult stage, 219 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,240 but they can't eat any more 'cause they don't have mouths. 220 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,160 - And they only live in the adult stage from one day 221 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,360 to three weeks. 222 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,200 - [Vaughn] Amazing. 223 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,143 It's like they're kids, and then, bam, they're adults! 224 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:20,313 - Whoa! This is bad. 225 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:24,120 Lucas must be in his adult stage. 226 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:27,540 - Right, but you forgot something. I didn't molt. 227 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:31,440 I have a mouth, and I'm not a mayfly. I'm just older. 228 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:35,670 And you know what? This conversation is boring me. 229 00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:36,600 And while you guys stay here 230 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,820 and figure out what's going on, I'm out of here. 231 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:40,440 - No, this could be serious, Lucas. 232 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,570 We should try to find a solution. 233 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:44,730 - It's a bug bite. A bug bite! 234 00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:45,923 It'll be gone tomorrow. 235 00:11:45,923 --> 00:11:49,006 (instrumental music) 236 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:53,340 - Don't you know what time it is? 237 00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:55,323 - Uh... 238 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,460 I'm, I'm sorry, 239 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:57,293 I... 240 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:01,860 No. I don't. 241 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:03,300 And you know what? 242 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,934 I don't care. 243 00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:06,120 (Amanda chuckling) 244 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,280 - I remember being young like you, 245 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,320 having the energy to stay out late. 246 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,153 - Yeah, I- 247 00:12:11,153 --> 00:12:12,540 - I was just looking at a yearbook 248 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:15,423 from my first year at Blake Holsey High. 249 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,780 I don't like getting old. 250 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:22,533 - You know, being young isn't all it's cut out to be. 251 00:12:23,855 --> 00:12:25,980 Ha! Wow. 252 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:29,760 You know, this, this is so cool. You know? 253 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,514 You and me sitting here talking like I was an adult. 254 00:12:33,514 --> 00:12:38,193 Which, you know, I am, of course. 255 00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:42,960 Yeah, anyway, um, when you're young, 256 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,140 you have to follow rules, you have to do what you're told. 257 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:49,263 No, no. Older is better, trust me. 258 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,513 - You'd better watch out. 259 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:56,220 You get old (fingers snap) just like that. 260 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,183 - Tell me about it. 261 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:02,010 You know what's missing from your life? 262 00:13:07,778 --> 00:13:08,658 - Fun! 263 00:13:08,658 --> 00:13:09,491 - Fun? 264 00:13:11,036 --> 00:13:11,869 - Fun! 265 00:13:11,869 --> 00:13:13,026 (upbeat music) 266 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,310 (Lucas laughing) (Amanda laughing) 267 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,234 No, no, no. The yellow one. 268 00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:17,606 That's blue. 269 00:13:17,606 --> 00:13:19,155 The yellow one. 270 00:13:19,155 --> 00:13:23,405 (Lucas laughing) (Amanda laughing) 271 00:13:23,405 --> 00:13:26,072 The yellow one, I'm telling you. 272 00:13:30,874 --> 00:13:31,890 - This is Principal Durst 273 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,783 with a very important announcement. 274 00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:38,025 ? These boots are made for walking ? 275 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,374 ? And that's just what they'll do ? 276 00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:43,177 ? I say, one of these days these boots are gonna ? 277 00:13:43,177 --> 00:13:45,767 ? Walk all over you ? 278 00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:47,531 I said thank you. Thank you very much. 279 00:13:47,531 --> 00:13:48,697 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 280 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:53,487 (upbeat music) (door knocking) 281 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:54,900 - You wanted to see me? 282 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,780 - Yes. Professor Zachary. Please sit down. 283 00:13:57,780 --> 00:14:00,727 I have a very serious matter to discuss with you. 284 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:06,799 (whoopie cushion farting) (Principal Durstie laughing) 285 00:14:10,869 --> 00:14:13,923 (birds chirping) 286 00:14:13,923 --> 00:14:14,756 - Hey, Durstie. 287 00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:15,589 You ready to have some more fun? 288 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:18,210 - Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Lucamopoulos. Something's come up. 289 00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:21,180 One of our students is missing. 290 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:23,457 A Lucas Randall. Have you seen him? 291 00:14:23,457 --> 00:14:25,320 - No. - Oh, my. 292 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,320 Oh, I hope he's not just disa, disa, dissa... 293 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,553 Oh! - Disappeared? 294 00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:32,310 Has somebody else disappeared? 295 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,540 - I can't say. 296 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,503 I'm, I'm, I'm not at liberty.... 297 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,730 Can I trust you? 298 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:41,700 - Absolutely. Please, have a seat. 299 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,833 - I need to get this off my chest. 300 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:45,833 You see- 301 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:49,380 - All right, picnic time's over. We need to talk, Amanda. 302 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:51,480 First about Vaughan's failing grades, 303 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,760 except in science, go figure. 304 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,560 And I also need you to handle a private matter. 305 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,577 Who are you? 306 00:14:56,577 --> 00:14:58,110 - Ah, ah... 307 00:14:58,110 --> 00:15:01,320 Me? I'm Mr. Lucamopoulos, the substitute math teacher. 308 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,900 - Very impressive. Please go multiply something. 309 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,700 Your meeting is over here. Now- 310 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:06,533 - Hey! 311 00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,433 Um, back off, 312 00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,123 slick. 313 00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:18,030 You, uh, you, you can't talk to me like that 314 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,890 and, um, you can't, 315 00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:21,090 well, you certainly can't talk 316 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:23,133 to Miss Durst the way you've been doing. 317 00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:26,400 - Can't I? 318 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,930 - You can't. 319 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:30,480 Do you know how much she works? 320 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,220 Do you know how much she cares? 321 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,050 This school means everything to her, 322 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:36,090 and you, you, you treat her like, 323 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,940 you treat her like a piece of garbage 324 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,410 just like you treat Vaughn. 325 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:44,100 Um, why don't you try loving him a little? 326 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,930 Maybe his grades will improve. 327 00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:48,430 - You'll, you'll have to forgive Mr. Lucamopoulos. 328 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,410 - I like you, young man. 329 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,813 You remind me of myself when I was your age. 330 00:15:55,920 --> 00:16:00,903 Very direct, very assertive, very fired. 331 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:06,783 - Hey, guys. Hi. 332 00:16:07,956 --> 00:16:09,374 - Lucas! Where have you been? 333 00:16:09,374 --> 00:16:10,634 We looked everywhere for you. 334 00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:13,710 - I've been having the best time. Being an adult rules. 335 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:16,290 I stayed up all night. Nobody told me what to do. 336 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:17,400 I even got fired! 337 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,010 And get this, Miss Durst came this close 338 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:22,050 to telling me what's going on at Black Hole High. 339 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:25,158 Give me one more day and we'll know everything. 340 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:25,991 Hey! 341 00:16:25,991 --> 00:16:26,970 Hey, you guys wanna hang out in the teacher's lounge? 342 00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:28,560 I can get you in. 343 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,410 - Um, no, thanks. 344 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:34,350 Why would we want to hang out with teachers? 345 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:37,353 - Oh, yeah, right, um, we can hang out in our room? 346 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:40,830 - Uh, no offense, Lucas, 347 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:43,710 but it would look kind of weird having you in into our room. 348 00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:46,110 - To be honest, it's kind of weird hanging out 349 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:46,943 with you right now. 350 00:16:46,943 --> 00:16:48,813 I mean, kids are looking at us funny. 351 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,733 - Oh, um, well, where can we hang out together? 352 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,863 - Not a lot of places, Lucas. I mean, you're all grown up. 353 00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:06,270 - I miss you being a kid. Like us. 354 00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:10,233 Yeah, I guess, um, I guess I'll just go. 355 00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:30,138 Marshall, I'm not having fun any more. 356 00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:35,490 - [Professor Z] Lucas' altered genes are aging rapidly 357 00:17:35,490 --> 00:17:36,603 just like the mayfly. 358 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,470 He's aged 65 years in one day. 359 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:44,250 Yeah, and it looks like this guy is slowing down, too. 360 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:48,030 He's just sitting on the leaf, not moving at all. 361 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:48,870 - [Corrine] That's because it only lives 362 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,910 a short time in its adult stage. 363 00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:52,260 It must be nearing its end. 364 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,863 - There's something I must do real quick. 365 00:17:57,249 --> 00:17:59,999 (birds chirping) 366 00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:04,470 (instrumental music) 367 00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:06,990 - There's got to be something we can do, 368 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:08,493 something we've missed. 369 00:18:09,565 --> 00:18:10,965 - I can't think of anything, 370 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:14,400 but maybe Lucas is doing something to help himself. 371 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:17,280 Sometimes, even in science, 372 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,373 we have to learn to just trust. 373 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,973 I got a big apology to make to you, little fella. 374 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,390 I only meant to enjoy you. 375 00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:29,703 I didn't mean to cheat you out of your life. 376 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:31,683 I blew it. 377 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,093 I wanted to grow up too fast. 378 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:41,350 I should have let nature run its natural course 379 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:47,193 and not worry about being picked last for the softball team. 380 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:53,375 Enjoy. 381 00:18:55,546 --> 00:18:56,379 Enjoy your life. 382 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,283 Hey, guys, I'm back! 383 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,866 (upbeat music) 384 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,063 - So, what do you think happened? 385 00:19:31,363 --> 00:19:33,423 - I think the bug bite ran its course. 386 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,983 - Or maybe it was something else. 387 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:41,580 (group speaking faintly) 388 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,563 - [Professor Z] Maybe. 389 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,477 - Over here! 390 00:19:53,477 --> 00:19:55,650 (instrumental music) 391 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:58,200 - Ah, look who it is, fly boy! 392 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,870 Hey, where's your pet fly, fly guy? 393 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,370 - I let it go. 394 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,140 Would you guys getting on with your bullying thing 395 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:06,093 'cause I've got some work to do. 396 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,900 - Whatcha' gonna do, cry out for your science teacher? 397 00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:11,723 - Ah... 398 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,850 Trust me on this one, Miss Durst. 399 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:17,733 - It's an option. 400 00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:22,500 I know I'm not as big or old as you, guys, but I'm smart, 401 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,870 smart enough to notify someone bigger than you 402 00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,670 who will do something. 403 00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:30,483 So, what you're doing to me is not okay. 404 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,110 I'm giving you guys a big gift here. 405 00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:37,363 I suggest you take it. 406 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:42,698 - Forget him, he's not worth the trouble. 407 00:21:00,211 --> 00:21:02,711 (fly buzzing) 408 00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:06,906 (fireworks exploding) 409 00:21:06,906 --> 00:21:09,489 (upbeat music) 410 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,433 ? Uh, oh, oh ? 411 00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:22,067 ? Oh, yeah ? 412 00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:25,091 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah ? 413 00:21:25,091 --> 00:21:27,916 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 414 00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:30,166 ? Oh, yeah ? 415 00:21:30,216 --> 00:21:34,766 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29233

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