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Curtis: They can't be that hard
to find.
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They're throwing stars
but they're made of wood.
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We're in an attic, sir.
There's a lot of wood. [ Device beeps ]
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But, like,
George Washington wood.
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Cherry. Like his teeth
and left nipple.
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Sorry. His left what?
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There were some things
he could tell a lie about.
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But he could also carve
a throwing star more lethal
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than most guns,
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which is a perfect point
to make at this seminar
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for at-risk youth.
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Do at-risk youth
attend a lot of seminars?
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Less problematizing,
more robot- eyes'ing.
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I thought I'd find
you guys here...
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because I surveilled
you entering.
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Are those hot wings?
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For me, yes. You, no.
Excuse me?
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I'm your boss
and the goddamn president.
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Executive order, bitch.
Fucking Christ! O'Doyle!
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These would kill you, sir.
[ Straining ]
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My half-leprechaun stomach
can digest molten metals.
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My male brain can only hear
that as a challenge!
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I understand what you mean,
but it doesn't apply to this.
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It's actual poison.
Must...eat...
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lethal...chicken.
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[ Straining ]
Garbage. See?
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It's garbage now.
[ Sighs ] That's true.
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I can't eat
out of the garbage.
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That would be less alpha.
Whoa.
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$15 million from Jefferson
to Napoleon for...
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Louisiana? Damn, Banks.
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You found the receipt
for the Louisiana Purchase?
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People have been asking to see
this for 200 years.
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All French people,
but still.
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Wait, we bought Louisiana
from France?
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Oh!
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I just now got the accent.
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[ French accent ]
Huh-huh-huh!
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[ Normal voice ]
So I didn't go to college.
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Or grade school?
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Is that where you learned
to be mean?!
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Not just Louisiana, O'Doyle.
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It was the whole territory.
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How big, Banks?
Like half of America?
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15 states.
Damn!
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Those are
state-sized states, too.
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They may have invented sex,
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but that's the day
France got royally...
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You almost sound
proud of it.
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I can't root
for the home team?
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You know
what Jefferson said -
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"Desperate times make
for great deals."
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What's this part
down here?
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Looks like Napoleon scribbled
a little somethin'-somethin'.
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"Oh, and one more thing -
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You are forbidden
from entering the cave
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in the third Rocky Mountain."
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It's initialed
by Jefferson.
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Third from the left?
Third rockiest?
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Third mountainest?
Good thing we'll never know.
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It's forbidden.
[ Scoffs ]
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So you root
for the home team,
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but you're okay being told
by a foreign dictator
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there's a part of your country
you're not allowed in?
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I'm not allowed in a lot
of the country, Banks.
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Pilot lounges. The actual horse
part of the horse track.
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Everyone's home.
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My job is to leave the stuff
that's working alone.
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It's called respecting
the legacy of -
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[ Gasps ] George Washington's
throwing stars!
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Ooh! There's one
for each original colony!
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Delaware! Virginia!
Rhode Island! Damn.
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The only thing those youths are
at risk of is losing their shit.
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??
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??
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??
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??
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[ Device beeps ]
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[ Notes play ]
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What's up, guys?
I'm Amil Bhattam.
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And today
we're getting to the bottom
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of Lincoln's hat.
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More specifically,
the groundswell of support
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to add a top hat to Lincoln's
head on Mount Rushmore.
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First up,
we got Senator Hapkins,
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primary sponsor
of the 4-score bill,
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as well as Martin Popple,
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leader
of the Hats Off movement.
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Sarah, why exactly do you want
to add
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a 20-story granite hat
to Lincoln's head?
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Sarah: Well, it was Lincoln
who once said,
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"Give me a hat
with such strength of brim,
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the whole world can rest
peacefully and dine."
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Which is, of course,
why we're adding
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a rotating restaurant
to the brim.
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Martin: Oh-kayy.
Sarah is clearly
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just spouting
Hatter propaganda. Ha!
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Oh, so we should pretend
Lincoln didn't have a hat?
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You're defacing
a national monument
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to sell hat merch and
beard-shaped beignets!
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Lincoln would hate you!
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He would hate yo-
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Another moment alone with my
thoughts successfully avoided.
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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Alright, Banks.
Be on alert. Head on a swivel.
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It's up to you,
and only you,
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to figure out
what the French are hid-
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Oh, come on, guys!
What the fuck?
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-Oh, hey, Banks.
-Your stealth game is weak.
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What the hell are
you guys doing here?
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I thought you wanted
to leave this alone!
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And I thought you'd listen to
me, but, of course, you didn't.
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O'Doyle saw you putting on
the squirrel suit
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in the locker room.
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You ratted on me?!
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We did a whole thing
about that last week.
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We resolved it.
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Yeah,
but I still owed you a rat-out.
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Now we're even.
He's the one who keeps cutting the doughnuts
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into pieces
in the break room.
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You dick! Back to not even!
O'Doyle!
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Either eat it or don't.
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Stop trying to turn
a doughnut into a pizza.
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Besides, Banks,
look around.
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There's nothing here
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but etchings
of shoulders and ankles.
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It was probably just
Napoleon's jerk-off cave.
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Look out!
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[ Laughs ]
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C'est moi, Napoleon.
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What in the hell?
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I guess Napoleon was
into One-Eyed Willy tech?
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"It's me, Napoleon.
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You thought you screwed us,
but we screwed you.
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You broke our agreement, so I
am declaring Frontier Forfeit."
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What's Frontier Forfeit?
"A well-known law
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that allows the seller
to reclaim their land
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after a contract breach.
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That's right, Jefferson.
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I am taking back
the Louisiana Territory.
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And you can't stop me,
because you'll be dead.
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Syphilis bomb!"
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs loudly ]
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Anti-syphilis pill?
Anti-syphilis pill?
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So Napoleon tried
to kill Jefferson
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and take back
the territory?
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Wow, the guy
who conquered all of Europe
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tried to reclaim land
and kill a guy.
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Move over, Watergate!
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Should we destroy the evidence,
sir?
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What? No. That would actually
make it feel like Watergate.
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I don't know what that is.
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Okay, big deal. So I didn't see
one Kevin Costner movie.
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You mean "Waterworld"?
Whatever. Let's bail.
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And, O'Doyle,
pack up one
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of those ankle etchings
for my, uh...
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personal collection.
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[ Record scratching ]
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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??
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??
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??
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[ Bell clangs ]
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??
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[ Pigeons cooing ]
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??
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[ Explosion ]
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??
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[ Pigeon squawks ]
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??
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[ Bell clanging ]
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[ Thunder rumbling ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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??
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??
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[ Commandant Dulac straining ]
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??
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[ Straining continues ]
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??
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[ Bell tolling ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Grunts ]
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??
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[ Grunts ]
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??
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[ Speaking French ]
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[ Guards gasp ]
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[ Guards shouting in French ]
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Sir, I know I can be an even
better Secret Service agent
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now that I'm a werewolf.
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I've got the tech,
I've got the drive.
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We tried
to make you a part of the team
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and you ate a guy's leg!
But not his head!
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That has to count
for something! [ Knock on door ]
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Sir, I have Marc Luc de Bergeron
on the line.
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He's the head of France's Real
Estate Acquisitions Department.
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Real Estate Acquisitions?
[ Door closes ]
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This is President Curtis.
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What can I do for you, Marc Luc?
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A great question, Mr. President.
What can you do for us?
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I just wanted to notify you
that France is...
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interested in American land.
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In case we should need
legal...documentation -
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Sorry. Connection bad.
What the hell?
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"To legally initiate
Frontier Forfeit,
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a representative
of the former seller
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must notify
the current landholder -"
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Fucking English!
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They know we broke
the agreement!
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Oh, God damn it!
Wait, Napoleon's dead.
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How can he still have
a claim to that land?
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His penis.
Together: What?
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According to
1800s Napoleonic Code,
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all you needed to be
a French citizen was a dick,
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so technically,
Napoleon's penis is Napoleon.
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It was actually
America's law, too,
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until they realized
women live longer than men
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and, thus, pay more taxes.
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-That tracks.
-Wait, they can reclaim
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the entire Louisiana Territory
with his penis?
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If they bring it
to a U.S. court
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and certify it as a citizen,
yeah.
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What the fuck, man?
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The good news -
His penis is still in the wind.
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It passed through black market
art circles in New Orleans
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a few years back,
and no one has seen it since.
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If it's in the shadows
of Louisiana,
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I know a guy
who can find it.
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Banks, get the chopper.
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O'Doyle, get the cooler.
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And, Chomps, don't even ask.
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Sir. Let me be a werewolf
for good.
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Why? So you can eat
my innocent legs next?
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Hell no.
You two, let's roll!
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[ Door slams open ]
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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God, I'd hate to
actually be able to see in here.
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Shh!
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[ Hisses ]
Vampire! Stand back!
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I'm gonna eat you
like the cattle you are.
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I'll make you pray for sunrise,
you bloodsucking bastard.
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[ Both grunting ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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Well, we got 'em!
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We got them so good!
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What the hell?
[ Hissing ]
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Don't worry, guys.
This is Salem Montgomery.
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These guys have helped
every American president
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since Washington.
Be honest.
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Did you believe
we were gonna fight?
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He texted me to make
sure we got it right.
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He texted you
about this?
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Monty, we're in a hurry,
so I'll cut to the chase.
255
00:09:00,019 --> 00:09:01,937
We're looking
for Napoleon's penis.
256
00:09:01,979 --> 00:09:05,149
Black market deal, bought
by a very wealthy collector.
257
00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:07,442
Why do you want it?
None of your business, leech.
258
00:09:07,443 --> 00:09:09,853
O'Doyle, don't be a dick.
Just show him the stuff.
259
00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:12,364
[ Vampires hiss ]
Elsie.
260
00:09:12,406 --> 00:09:15,367
An off-grid atheistic sex cult
died in a freak avalanche.
261
00:09:15,451 --> 00:09:18,245
The snow preserved their blood
at a perfect 28 degrees.
262
00:09:18,329 --> 00:09:21,248
We're talking rare,
nondenominational O-negative.
263
00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:23,042
[ Hisses, moans ]
264
00:09:23,043 --> 00:09:25,543
Half now, half after
you help us secure the penis.
265
00:09:25,544 --> 00:09:27,588
You've got yourself a deal,
Andre.
266
00:09:27,671 --> 00:09:29,090
Eat up, boys!
267
00:09:30,257 --> 00:09:32,843
[ Vampires hiss, moan ]
268
00:09:32,885 --> 00:09:35,137
So, they have straws
in their teeth? What?
269
00:09:35,138 --> 00:09:36,805
I thought they drank blood
with their mouths,
270
00:09:36,806 --> 00:09:38,556
but they're like snakes
with straw teeth?
271
00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:42,061
I was more distracted by their
weird orgasm noises, but yes.
272
00:09:42,062 --> 00:09:43,185
Straw teeth.
273
00:09:43,186 --> 00:09:44,814
Shoot me.
Come on, dummy.
274
00:09:44,897 --> 00:09:46,816
Bet you can't hit me.
You bet me?
275
00:09:46,899 --> 00:09:49,110
With what money?
I bet you'll miss.
276
00:09:49,193 --> 00:09:51,070
[ Explosion ]
Chomps: Dr. Finch?
277
00:09:51,071 --> 00:09:53,196
Alan Chomps!
Hey, how's the moon collar?
278
00:09:53,197 --> 00:09:54,406
Eh, not great.
279
00:09:54,407 --> 00:09:55,865
I ate
a construction worker's legs.
280
00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:57,784
No shit.
We were fighting these pod people
281
00:09:57,785 --> 00:09:59,161
and the wolf in me just...
282
00:09:59,162 --> 00:10:00,745
well, lost track
of who was on our side.
283
00:10:00,746 --> 00:10:02,706
Aw! Assertive Attack Mode.
284
00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:03,958
My old nemesis.
285
00:10:03,959 --> 00:10:05,416
See, when a werewolf
senses danger,
286
00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:07,544
its sole drive becomes
protecting the pack,
287
00:10:07,545 --> 00:10:09,213
innocent bystanders
be damned.
288
00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:10,548
Lie down, pal.
289
00:10:10,549 --> 00:10:12,257
I just want to be
a werewolf for good.
290
00:10:12,258 --> 00:10:15,761
Hey, with Finch, you're gonna
be a werewolf for great.
291
00:10:16,595 --> 00:10:18,405
There's your penis,
Mr. President -
292
00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:21,225
inside the private collection
of Armand Russo.
293
00:10:21,226 --> 00:10:23,434
Napoleon's penis is
in his Famous Organs Wing,
294
00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:26,188
next to Tutankhamun's brain
and Bette Davis' eyes.
295
00:10:26,189 --> 00:10:28,189
Why are the lights off?
Are we breaking in?
296
00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:29,816
Oh, of course we are.
Why am I asking?
297
00:10:29,817 --> 00:10:31,568
Because you're a narc
at heart, Banks.
298
00:10:31,569 --> 00:10:33,319
Now hack in and bring
down their security system.
299
00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,863
What? Just have
the vampires run in there fast.
300
00:10:34,864 --> 00:10:36,574
Ugh, fine. Monty?
301
00:10:36,575 --> 00:10:37,991
You up for a quick
smash-and-grab?
302
00:10:37,992 --> 00:10:39,492
Sorry,
but we need to be invited in.
303
00:10:39,493 --> 00:10:40,786
Oh, my God.
304
00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:42,454
[ Rumbling ]
305
00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:44,206
Who the hell is that?!
306
00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:46,959
??
307
00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:49,128
Vive Napoleon!
Au p�nis!
308
00:10:49,129 --> 00:10:50,503
She yelled
"to the penis."
309
00:10:50,504 --> 00:10:51,630
Thanks so much, Banks.
310
00:10:51,714 --> 00:10:53,299
[ Yelling ]
311
00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:56,302
Aaaahh!
312
00:10:57,511 --> 00:10:58,929
[ Glass shattering ]
313
00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:00,972
See? They don't have a problem
breaking in!
314
00:11:00,973 --> 00:11:03,057
They're working together!
What is this?
315
00:11:03,058 --> 00:11:04,727
Get off my property -
316
00:11:04,728 --> 00:11:05,727
Aghh!
317
00:11:05,728 --> 00:11:07,479
Vive Napoleon!
318
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,938
You three,
go get the penis!
319
00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:10,190
Monty and I
will hold them off!
320
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,733
But, sir,
she's a hemogoblin!
321
00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,110
I can hear you, dick!
322
00:11:13,152 --> 00:11:14,403
Just do it!
323
00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:16,697
Elsie, do you want
to come inside? Let's go.
324
00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:18,574
[ Alarm blaring ]
325
00:11:18,575 --> 00:11:19,657
There it is!
326
00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:21,619
Huh-huh! Vive Napoleon!
327
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,162
[ Hisses ]
328
00:11:25,539 --> 00:11:27,166
Ha! [ Grunts ]
329
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,001
Aah!
330
00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:31,003
Guard: Allez!
331
00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:34,215
Ha ha ha ha.
Huh-huh-huh-huh.
332
00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:35,799
[ Hisses ]
333
00:11:36,759 --> 00:11:39,011
Elsie! Damn, girl.
334
00:11:39,637 --> 00:11:41,263
I got it! I got the penis!
335
00:11:41,347 --> 00:11:42,397
Correction -
336
00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:43,891
J'ai le p�nis.
337
00:11:43,974 --> 00:11:45,601
[ Gasps, clears throat ]
338
00:11:45,684 --> 00:11:46,894
[ Screams ]
339
00:11:46,977 --> 00:11:50,314
Mauvaise conception!
Mauvaise conception!
340
00:11:50,356 --> 00:11:52,650
[ Guard screams ]
341
00:11:52,691 --> 00:11:54,860
Pretty quick reflexes
for a piece of shit.
342
00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:57,029
[ Yelling ]
343
00:12:00,157 --> 00:12:02,243
L'Am�rique
va plier le genou!
344
00:12:02,244 --> 00:12:04,369
I don't speak French,
but I assume you're saying
345
00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:05,454
I have a small dick!
346
00:12:05,537 --> 00:12:07,248
Aah!
347
00:12:07,331 --> 00:12:09,500
[ Screaming ]
348
00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,212
We got it!
We got the penis!
349
00:12:13,295 --> 00:12:15,172
It's over.
The penis is ours.
350
00:12:15,214 --> 00:12:16,664
And so is
the damn territory.
351
00:12:16,674 --> 00:12:18,008
Tie her up, O'Doyle.
352
00:12:18,009 --> 00:12:19,550
And, Monty,
classy, as always.
353
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:21,428
Really earned the payment
this time.
354
00:12:21,512 --> 00:12:22,888
Indeed, we have.
355
00:12:22,972 --> 00:12:24,022
[ Vampires hissing ]
356
00:12:24,056 --> 00:12:25,432
What's that hiss?
357
00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:27,767
That's the only language
you Americans speak -
358
00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:29,144
laser dots and money!
359
00:12:29,228 --> 00:12:30,896
The hell
are you talking about?
360
00:12:30,897 --> 00:12:33,273
Jefferson promised us
free reign in Louisiana
361
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,651
if we helped him secure
the territory.
362
00:12:35,734 --> 00:12:37,569
And then
he Zuckerberg'd us!
363
00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:39,113
Split the land into states
364
00:12:39,196 --> 00:12:42,199
and squished Louisiana
down into this goddamn boot!
365
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,242
We can't even leave
without being invited in
366
00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:46,370
to other states.
367
00:12:46,412 --> 00:12:49,957
Thankfully, Commandant Dulac
made us a better deal.
368
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,375
Un plaisir, Montgomery.
369
00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,960
Oh, this is great.
370
00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:54,919
They're also working
with the French?!
371
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,214
We help get this penis
certified in court,
372
00:12:57,256 --> 00:12:58,966
and they'll give us free reign
373
00:12:59,049 --> 00:13:01,760
when Louisiana reverts back
to full size.
374
00:13:01,761 --> 00:13:03,386
We'll eat the tourists
like cattle
375
00:13:03,387 --> 00:13:06,098
and we can finally see
Nebraska!
376
00:13:06,181 --> 00:13:07,891
Monty,
I was counting on you!
377
00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:10,644
Desperate times
make for great deals.
378
00:13:10,728 --> 00:13:11,895
Ugh.
[ Smooches ]
379
00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:13,480
� la victoire!
380
00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:14,773
Ha ha!
381
00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:16,025
??
382
00:13:16,108 --> 00:13:18,277
Dishonest
moon-tanning sluts!
383
00:13:18,278 --> 00:13:20,153
That is the last time
I text a vampire.
384
00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:21,613
You're right about that.
385
00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,866
[ Vampires hissing ]
386
00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:27,328
Before you say anything, I had
no idea about the double cross.
387
00:13:27,411 --> 00:13:29,204
Those guys
don't tell me shit.
388
00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:32,166
Oh, good. The vampire
who's not in the group chat.
389
00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:33,459
Lucky us.
390
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:37,338
Dr. Finch: Alright.
That should do it.
391
00:13:37,339 --> 00:13:38,880
I modified your collar with a
short-range Innocence Detector.
392
00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:40,799
What's that?
393
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,467
It's kinda right there
in the name, but okay.
394
00:13:42,468 --> 00:13:44,427
If you try to attack
an innocent being,
395
00:13:44,428 --> 00:13:47,388
the collar will auto-flush
with this werewolf suppressant.
396
00:13:47,389 --> 00:13:50,184
And fun bonus -
It's chicken-and-rice-flavored.
397
00:13:50,185 --> 00:13:51,726
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
Hold on, I'm getting a call.
398
00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:53,895
It's probably my wife, Nina.
Oh, scratch that.
399
00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:55,521
Second best.
It's the president.
400
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:57,149
Go for Chomps.
401
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:59,400
Curtis: The French got the penis
and vampires betrayed us.
402
00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:01,486
What?!
Jefferson screwed us. It's a whole thing.
403
00:14:01,487 --> 00:14:03,781
America needs you
to be a werewolf for good.
404
00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:05,324
I will not let you down,
sir.
405
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,368
Great!
Because we're pretty fucked.
406
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,820
Banks, do you have a hairpin
and three pennies?
407
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,123
[ Gulps ]
408
00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:14,833
What the hell
are you doing?
409
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,001
Curtis: His leprechaun stomach
is like a furnace or something!
410
00:14:17,002 --> 00:14:18,962
It can digest metal
and make cool shit.
411
00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:21,507
[ Stomach gurgling ]
[ Straining ]
412
00:14:21,508 --> 00:14:22,632
Mm...
413
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:24,051
Brass alloy.
414
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,724
So I can make wood-tipped
bullets for your friends.
415
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,765
Is he always this weird?
Usually.
416
00:14:29,848 --> 00:14:31,433
You betrayed
your own people.
417
00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:32,976
To save
your ungrateful ass.
418
00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:34,353
Twice, by the way.
419
00:14:34,354 --> 00:14:36,354
Saved your ass twice,
but who's counting?
420
00:14:36,355 --> 00:14:37,856
You, obviously.
421
00:14:37,857 --> 00:14:39,440
Listen,
if they can throw away loyalties
422
00:14:39,441 --> 00:14:41,944
that easily,
they aren't my people.
423
00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:43,946
[ Sighs ]
424
00:14:44,029 --> 00:14:46,490
I appreciate...
425
00:14:46,532 --> 00:14:47,866
saving...
426
00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,367
Just give me the blood.
Please take it.
427
00:14:49,368 --> 00:14:50,743
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
428
00:14:50,744 --> 00:14:52,538
[ Electricity buzzing ]
429
00:14:55,874 --> 00:14:57,668
Hey.
Can I help you guys?
430
00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,169
Please, invite us in.
431
00:14:59,211 --> 00:15:01,088
Do you want to come in?
432
00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:02,548
It doesn't work like that.
433
00:15:02,589 --> 00:15:05,008
You need to invite us in
so we can see the judge.
434
00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:07,553
You - You want the judge
to invite you in?
435
00:15:07,636 --> 00:15:08,887
I mean, sure.
436
00:15:08,971 --> 00:15:10,389
Why would
he come out here?
437
00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:12,181
That's weird.
You're the one who pitched it.
438
00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:14,712
Look, we just need
the judge to slam down his gavel
439
00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:17,980
and declare this penis a citizen
capable of owning land.
440
00:15:18,063 --> 00:15:21,066
Yep, the gavel slam
can do that.
441
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,025
Sorry. Did you want me
to do something?
442
00:15:23,026 --> 00:15:24,570
I'm still confused.
443
00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:26,071
[ Hisses ]
444
00:15:26,113 --> 00:15:29,408
I think you'll find clarity
on your neck.
445
00:15:29,409 --> 00:15:31,409
H-How am I supposed
to look at my own neck?
446
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:34,621
Huh. Hang on.
No clarity yet.
447
00:15:34,705 --> 00:15:36,248
Alright, ya meat-muncher.
448
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:37,541
You are good to go.
449
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:38,876
Ooh, a scratching post!
450
00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:40,418
Oh, also, Dribble has
this show
451
00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:42,504
that just streams raw meat.
452
00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:43,922
Go nuts, big boy.
453
00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:47,593
[ Howling ]
454
00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:48,886
[ Knocking ]
455
00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:51,013
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
456
00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:56,727
Oh, man.
Why did you kill the guard?
457
00:15:56,728 --> 00:15:59,187
He brought me outside. I
thought that's what you wanted.
458
00:15:59,188 --> 00:16:00,939
[ Helicopter approaching ]
459
00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:02,274
Oh, God, who is that?
460
00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:04,776
People with even less patience
than us.
461
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,403
Ha!
Okay, okay. Geez.
462
00:16:06,445 --> 00:16:09,531
Just give me
the subject in question!
463
00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:10,866
Uh, right.
464
00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:13,535
The court hereby
declares this penis a citizen,
465
00:16:13,619 --> 00:16:15,329
fully capable
of holding land.
466
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:17,455
In accordance
with outdoor judge rules,
467
00:16:17,456 --> 00:16:19,165
I simply need to bang down
this gavel
468
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,208
on the hood of a car.
469
00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:21,000
[ Gunshot ]
Aah!
470
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,294
Gavel's down.
471
00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:24,588
Alright, everyone!
Move, move, move!
472
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:26,089
Aim for their hearts!
473
00:16:26,131 --> 00:16:27,881
[ Vampires screaming ]
God damn it.
474
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,635
Prot�ger le p�nis!
475
00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:31,302
Okay, definitely bringing these
to the seminar.
476
00:16:31,303 --> 00:16:32,846
See? It's motivational.
477
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,723
[ Vampires screaming ]
478
00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:38,393
Ha! Ha ha!
479
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,313
Uhh!
480
00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:43,231
[ Hisses ]
481
00:16:43,232 --> 00:16:45,943
Ah-aah-aah! Aah-aah!
482
00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:47,152
[ Screaming ]
483
00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:48,320
Ha! [ Grunts ]
484
00:16:48,403 --> 00:16:50,030
Tony: Well, well, well.
485
00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:52,157
Fuck off, Tony.
You think I'm scared?
486
00:16:52,158 --> 00:16:53,866
You can't turn me
and you can't bite me.
487
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:56,912
Oh, but I can do
a little stakey-stakey.
488
00:16:56,995 --> 00:16:58,497
[ Vampires screaming ]
489
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,624
Perks of being
on my good side.
490
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,544
Dr. Finch: Oh, man! Someone
cut them all up into pieces.
491
00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:05,879
And you know
their fingers touched it.
492
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,506
Michael in Accounting!
Whatchu watchin', bro-ham?
493
00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:10,509
I'll tell you what
I'm not watching -
494
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,635
ads!
495
00:17:11,677 --> 00:17:13,637
Ever since I upgraded
to Dribble Pro.
496
00:17:13,678 --> 00:17:15,681
No ads, no problems.
497
00:17:15,722 --> 00:17:16,889
Ruh-oh.
498
00:17:16,974 --> 00:17:18,684
Uh, why'd
you just say "ruh-oh"?
499
00:17:18,685 --> 00:17:20,977
Because I put on a show
with raw meat for a werewolf
500
00:17:20,978 --> 00:17:22,396
and it might play ads.
501
00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:23,605
Ruh-oh.
502
00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:28,527
Man on TV:
Is your puppy cold in the snow?
503
00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:30,320
Try Puppy Pals' Paw Booties.
504
00:17:30,362 --> 00:17:33,031
Because innocent paws deserve
to be pampered.
505
00:17:33,032 --> 00:17:34,115
[ Collar beeping ]
506
00:17:34,116 --> 00:17:35,242
[ Growls ]
507
00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:36,910
Oh, oh, oh! Oh, gee.
508
00:17:36,994 --> 00:17:38,870
Oh, oh, man! Whoa!
509
00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:41,873
Frappez votre marteau de juge
sur le capot de la voiture.
510
00:17:41,915 --> 00:17:44,251
Idiot! He can't slam
his gavel on that. Huh?
511
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:45,919
It needs to be
on a car.
512
00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:47,629
Outdoor judge rules.
[ Gasps ]
513
00:17:47,713 --> 00:17:50,382
Esp�ce d'enfoir�,
tu l'as cass�!
514
00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:52,258
What are you gonna do, Monty?
Huh?
515
00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:53,594
Turn me into a vampire?
516
00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:54,970
Yeah, you wish.
517
00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:57,472
You'd be the lamest,
tackiest vampire...
518
00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:59,140
sparkling
in the sun-level shit.
519
00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:00,309
I'd be cringing.
520
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,977
Oh, but these guys
are cool?
521
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,270
If this is the crew
522
00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:04,980
you chose to turn, yikes.
523
00:18:04,981 --> 00:18:07,732
You couldn't pull off the
frilly shirts and you know it!
524
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:10,777
You have no idea
what I could pull off.
525
00:18:10,861 --> 00:18:11,987
Why are you smiling?
526
00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:13,780
Release the wolf.
527
00:18:13,864 --> 00:18:16,617
[ Chomps screaming ]
528
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:17,868
Jesus Christ.
529
00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:19,368
Was that supposed
to be a demonstration
530
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:20,369
of how ruthless you are?
531
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,205
Yes. Did it work?
532
00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:24,999
Montgomery: See?
This is exactly why you'd suck
533
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,084
at being a vampire.
534
00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:27,836
Of all the presidents I've seen,
535
00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:29,463
you have to be the worst!
536
00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:31,213
Coming from your lying,
cheating, Anne Rice-looking ass,
537
00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:32,548
I take that
as a compliment.
538
00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:35,135
I'd rather eat turds
than be like you.
539
00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:37,095
I'll show you turds!
540
00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:38,639
[ Yells ]
541
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:40,940
[ Groans ]
542
00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:42,351
Put a cross into a crossbow.
543
00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:44,101
Thankfully there was
a church right here.
544
00:18:44,102 --> 00:18:46,771
I'm surprised you didn't use
that element more in the fight.
545
00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:49,107
Chomps, holy shit!
You survived!
546
00:18:49,108 --> 00:18:50,816
Well, I did actually die,
but I focused
547
00:18:50,817 --> 00:18:53,278
my werewolf regeneration
into my arm bones.
548
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,614
[ Rooster crows ]
549
00:18:57,115 --> 00:18:58,450
[ Sighs ]
550
00:18:58,451 --> 00:19:00,201
If you two are ever
in New Orleans again,
551
00:19:00,202 --> 00:19:01,328
drop me a line.
552
00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,205
I'll be alive...
kinda forever.
553
00:19:03,288 --> 00:19:05,832
And, uh, if you ever want
to see D.C...
554
00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,250
you're invited in.
555
00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:08,626
To every part
that isn't the White House.
556
00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:10,497
Or my townhouse.
Or Banks' apartment.
557
00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:12,171
Actually,
maybe just call first.
558
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:14,341
See you when I see you.
559
00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:16,134
Non. [ Gasps ]
560
00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:17,268
[ Sobs ]
561
00:19:17,302 --> 00:19:20,138
Non. Napoleon.
562
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,349
Hey. I, uh -
I think that's how
563
00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:24,101
he would've wanted
to go out...
564
00:19:24,102 --> 00:19:25,685
torn and trampled
on the battlefield.
565
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,396
Also, all of you
are under arrest
566
00:19:27,437 --> 00:19:29,481
and banned
from this country forever.
567
00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:33,985
Julia, get me the files on that
new Marseille real estate deal.
568
00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:35,077
[ Telephone rings ]
569
00:19:35,078 --> 00:19:36,445
This is Marc Luc de Burgeron.
570
00:19:36,446 --> 00:19:38,197
Curtis: Hey.
It's President Curtis.
571
00:19:38,198 --> 00:19:41,158
Just wanted to let you know,
your interest in American land
572
00:19:41,159 --> 00:19:43,245
has been noted
and rejected.
573
00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:46,415
But there is still a piece of
American land France can have.
574
00:19:46,498 --> 00:19:47,708
Yeah?
Yeah.
575
00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:49,459
My ass.
You can eat it.
576
00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:52,170
[ Scoffs ] As long
as my people are cooking,
577
00:19:52,254 --> 00:19:54,297
your ass will be
a culinary treat.
578
00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:56,299
Yeah, right.
My ass is 10 times tougher
579
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,842
than anything
you've ever eaten.
580
00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,970
Well, I intend to soak it
in butter.
581
00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:01,638
That'll just make it slippery.
582
00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:03,431
And you can't slip your way out
of a mouth full of me.
583
00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:04,850
Ooh-kay, sir!
584
00:20:04,891 --> 00:20:06,143
Selling past the close!
585
00:20:06,184 --> 00:20:08,145
There he is!
The man of the hour.
586
00:20:08,186 --> 00:20:09,604
How you feeling, Chomps?
587
00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:12,399
Well, I mean, I died,
so I'm in that club now.
588
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,358
It's an adjustment
for all of us, Chomps.
589
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:16,360
-Post-battle hot wing, anyone?
-You sure?
590
00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:17,737
I thought
we couldn't handle them.
591
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,740
Well, sir,
today I learned it's wrong
592
00:20:19,741 --> 00:20:21,449
to make assumptions
about people.
593
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,410
So I made enough wings
for everyone.
594
00:20:23,411 --> 00:20:24,535
Yes!
Hell yeah!
595
00:20:24,536 --> 00:20:25,704
Janice: Alrighty.
596
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,122
[ Spits ]
597
00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:28,706
Oh, my God.
These are terrible.
598
00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:30,750
Yeah, maybe stop trying
to make the wings a symbol
599
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:33,127
of how far you've come
and just add less cayenne.
600
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,296
[ Laughter ]
601
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:36,047
I have
a heavy pour.
602
00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:37,632
[ Laughter ]
603
00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:39,426
[ Sighs ]
There goes my GERD.
604
00:20:39,509 --> 00:20:40,802
[ Laughter ]
605
00:20:40,844 --> 00:20:43,388
Janice: Oh, we have fun!
606
00:20:44,598 --> 00:20:49,060
? How much for Louisiana? ?
607
00:20:49,102 --> 00:20:51,438
? Just name your price ?
608
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:55,567
? Vampires
tryin' to be invited ?
609
00:20:55,609 --> 00:21:00,197
? Stole a penis from a jar ?
610
00:21:00,238 --> 00:21:02,282
? Voulez Voo Doo ?
611
00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:07,537
? Je m'appelle soapy balls ?
612
00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:08,955
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
613
00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:10,624
??
614
00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:12,042
[ Cellphone whooshes ]
615
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,214
[ Cellphone whooshes ]
616
00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:18,757
[ Cellphone whooshes ]
617
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:23,595
??
618
00:21:23,678 --> 00:21:25,138
[ Cellphone whooshes ]
619
00:21:25,222 --> 00:21:31,019
??
620
00:21:31,102 --> 00:21:32,604
[ Cellphone whooshes ]
621
00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:36,983
[ Cellphone whooshes ]
622
00:21:40,153 --> 00:21:42,447
[ Cellphone whooshes ]
623
00:21:42,489 --> 00:21:43,949
[ Cellphone whooshes ]
624
00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:48,549
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