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♪ There's 104 daysof summer vacation
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♪ And school comes alongjust to end it
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♪ So the annual problemfor our generation
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♪ Is finding a good wayto spend it
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♪ Like maybe...
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♪ Building a rocket
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♪ Or fighting a mummy
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♪ Or climbing upthe Eiffel Tower
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♪ Discovering somethingthat doesn't existHey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,creating nano-bots
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♪ Or locatingFrankenstein's brainIt's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,painting a continent
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♪ Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there'sa whole lot of stuff to do
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♪ Before schoolstarts this fall
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferbare gonna do it all
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♪ So stick with us'cause Phineas and Ferb
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♪ Are gonna do it all
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
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are making a title sequence!
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(Phineas) Build
an underwater skate park?
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Sounds pretty wicked. Fly with
rocket-powered bat wings?
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Awesome. Teach Perry tricks.
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He's just a platypus.
He doesn't do much.
(growls)
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Oh, hi, Isabella.
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Hey, Phineas, you might wanna
go check up on Baljeet.
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I was walking by his house
and heard him scream,
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"I-eee! I'm doomed to be
an incompetent flunky forever."
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Ever, ever, ever.
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I added the echo part.
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Sounds pretty serious.
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Baljeet? It's Phineas and Ferb.
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Why are all the lights off?
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Darkness is a shroud
that hides my shame.
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Hey, buddy, why don't you
tell us what's going on?
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Because of the 17
summer-school classes
I am taking,
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I qualified
for the science fair,
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so I decided to design this.
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A portal to Mars?
Cool.
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No, not cool. When I showed
my teacher, he said...
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A portal to Mars.
And what does it do?
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Well, without
overcomplicating things,
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it's a portal to Mars.
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You step through it,
and you're on Mars.
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Well, this is very "creative,"
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but unless you can build
a working model, the best
I could give you is an...
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An A-minus?
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That would be
the worst grade
of my life.
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Why don't you just build one?
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I'm not mechanically inclined
like the two of you.
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To truly understand
my predicament,
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I feel it would be
best expressed in a song.
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(♪ Indian)
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♪ From the mountains
of the Himalayas
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♪ To the valleys
of Kashmir
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♪ My forefathers
and their forefathers
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♪ Knew one thing very clear
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♪ That to be a great success
in life
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♪ You have to make the grade
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♪ But if I cannot build
a prototype
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♪ My dreams will be pureed
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♪ Pureed
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♪ Pureed
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♪ Eeeeee
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♪ I know what we're
going to do today
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♪ Ferb and I are on the case
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♪ We'll help you build
your prototype
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♪ You won't be
a disgrace
Good.
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♪ With your
mechanical inclinations
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♪ And my scientific expertise
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♪ We are a team
that cannot be beaten
Wait.
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♪ Something
just occurred to me
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♪ Where's Perry?
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♪ Where's Perry?
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Did you have him
when you came over?
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(needle scratch)
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Oh. Agent P.
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It appears that Doofenshmirtz
has made some rather unusual
purchases -
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chicken wire, 3 metric tons
of baking soda and lederhosen.
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You know those leather
bib-front shorts
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that make you look like
a walking cuckoo clock?
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Man, he is one sick puppy.
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(♪ Indian)
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You're all set
for the science fair
tomorrow.
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Inside, I am thanking you
a thousand times,
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even though on the outside,
I remain quite frugal.
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Wow, Baljeet,
you're already set up.
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I have been here since midnight
waiting for everyone.
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I can't stop smiling.
I have got cramps in my cheeks.
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Here, let me help you.
There you go, buddy.
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Ah. Now I will just hang out
and be cool
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till my teacher gets here.
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Uh-oh, it is happening again.
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Oh, yeah, Jeremy. No one
makes a corndog like you.
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Oh, hi, Candace.
Nice binoculars.
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Heh-heh-heh. Yep. Yep,
they definitely are working.
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I just bought these from my Dad
and was just, uh, you know,
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making sure that they work,
and they sure do.
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You can see really far away
or really up close.
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Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
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"Help wanted"?
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Yeah. You should apply.
We could work together.
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You mean side by side?
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Hi there. I'm really,
really motivated,
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really, really, really positive,
really, really high energy,
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and would like to apply
for the job.
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Excuse me! I would also
like to apply for the job.
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Well, ladies, I'm afraid
I only have one opening.
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How about a competition
to see who gets the job?
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Sounds like a great idea
to me! Good luck.
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Ooh, too slow! I think
I'll call you "Molasses."
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Molasses. Well, I think
I'll call you something...
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slower than molasses,
that's for sure.
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This isn't part of
the competition, is it?
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Oh, Perry the Platypus,
welcome to my Truck of Doom.
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I suppose you're wondering
why I'm wearing lederhosen.
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What? I've got the legs
for it.
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Anyway, it will all
become clear soon enough.
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(man) Come on, Hansel,
move it.
(honks horn)
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Hey, wise guy, I'm ex-
Oh, sorry, madam.
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Sorry. Heh-heh.
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Her voice was so masculine
and growly, I thought
it was a man.
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I mean, people must call her
"sir" all the time
on the phone.
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It must be so - Heh-heh.
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She's standing right behind me
now, isn't she?
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(punch)
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Not one word,
Perry the Platypus.
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Oh, great a line.
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Oh, brother, what is this,
a model of Pluto? Pwa-ha-ha!
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That planet doesn't even
exist anymore, you moron.
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Thanks for holding my spot
in line, little brother.
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What were saying
about Pluto?
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Nothing. I'm-I'm sure it's a -
(punch)
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I suppose you are wondering
why I'm putting myself
through all of this.
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When I was young,I entered a science fair
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with my very first Inator.
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I wasn't very cleverwith names yet.
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It was just,you know, Inator.
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Just as I was about todemonstrate my inventionto the judges,
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a kid witha baking-soda volcanostole the show.
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The next year, I tried againwith my even bigger Inator.
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And again,my thunder was stolenby a baking-soda volcano.
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I'd had enough of science.
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I decided to devote my lifeto poetry instead.
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"The movies are grey,
the TV is black,
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the horses are running,
please bring me some food."
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Yet curiously, I still lostto a baking-soda volcano.
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But never again! Behold!
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The world's largest
baking-soda volcano!
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I mean, it's got to be
the biggest one here, right?
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It's gonna win.
I feel confident.
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Next!
Oh, we're next.
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Aren't you a little old
to be entering
this science fair?
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No! What makes you say that?
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I mean, look at me,
I'm wearing lederhosen.
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OK, go ahead.
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Ha-ha. See, I know
what I'm doing.
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Hi, Mr. McGillicuddy!
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Well, I see you've
built yourself a prototype.
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But the question
still remains -
does it work?
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Well, I think -
Of course it works.
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Baljeet, fire it up.
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OK, so I see the science fair.
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Take a closer look,
Mr. McGillicuddy.
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(gasps)
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Whoa, a science fair on Mars.
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Baljeet, you have just validated
my entire career as an educator.
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You get an A-plus-plus-plus.
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I'm gonna go get the judges!
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Soon, I will show them
the havoc created
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when an acid and a base
combine. Heh-heh.
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First I have to find an outlet,
'cause a nice little laser show
that goes along with it.
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All right, we'll take this out
and put mine in. Ha-ha.
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It's right over here.
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Baljeet, show our judges
what Mr. McGillicuddy
has taught you.
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Ah. Um... just a moment.
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It takes the skilled hand
of a master professor.
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(chuckles) Hello?
Mr. Martian?
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It's Mr. McGillicuddy.
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(chuckles) Uno momento.
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Who's up for corndogs?
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I am.
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Aha. Turn it
all the way up to high.
Yes, that should do it.
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I wonder what's wrong
with the portal?
Oh, no matter.
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Personally,
I just wanted a good grade!.
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Ah. Well, who's up
for corndogs?
Me!
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Girls, your first task
is to dress these dogs
with ketchup and mustard.
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I'll be back in a little bit
to check your work. Good luck.
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(growls)
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Hey, no fair!
I ran out of ketchup.
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Oops, now I'm out of ketchup.
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Oops, now I'm out of mustard.
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Oh, look, I'm out of relish.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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It's gotta work.
It's gotta... work!
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Oh, uhh.
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Huh?
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(alarm chirps)
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Now, just add some vinegar
and - Aah!
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It just wasn't plugged in.
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There's an outlet over there.
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(sinister laughter)
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It's working.
It's working!
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Ew, gross.
I smell like... salad.
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(sputters)
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Say goodbye to this pair
of lederhosen.
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Hey, I'm unhurt.
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Yes! I am invincible!
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Wait, wait, wait...
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All right, so what was it
you wanted to show us?
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N-No. It was here.
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Come on, let's go find
a real winner.
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(stammers)
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Excuse me. Am I too late
to enter?
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Are those mechanical arms?
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Why, yes. I used them to make
this baking-soda volcano.
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(gasps) A baking-soda
volcano?! Cool!
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First prize.
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(Doofenshmirtz)
Oh, come on.
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(stammers)
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Well, seeing as how
you've used
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most of my ketchup and mustard
to dress yourselves,
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I'm afraid neither of you
get the job.
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Snail. I'll call you
Snail. Hah!
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Ooh, you're quick.
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I can't believe you guys
built a portal to Mars
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and didn't go through it
yourselves.
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Oh, we did.
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But that's
another story.
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Oh, look.
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♪ There's Perry
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To truly understand
my predicament,
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I feel it would be
best expressed in a song.
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(♪ Indian)
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Let's see, who should
I call first to hang out with?
How about Jeremy?
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Hey, huh, it's Jeremy.You know what to doafter the... (beep)
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Hey, Jeremy. It's Candace.
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Uh, just seeing
what's going on today.
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Call me back if you want to.
OK. Bye.
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Aw, man,
that never gets easier.
244
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,793
Oh, well,
I'll just call Stacy.
245
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,028
She's probably been waiting
by the phone all morning.
246
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:47,365
You've reached Stacy's mobile.and I'll get back to you.
247
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,701
Hey, Stace. It's Candace.
Where are you? Call me.
248
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:52,670
Hmm, that's weird.
Who else can I call?
249
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:56,574
I know. Jenny. I haven't
a beach in the backyard.built
250
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,710
Hello.
Uh, Jenny,
hey, it's Candy.
251
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,712
Leave a message,
and I'll get back to you
as soon as possible.
252
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:04,549
Call me. Hmm,
who else do I know?
253
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,585
Becky, this is Candace.
I know we haven't talked
since kindergarten, but -
254
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,955
Hey, Wendy, this is Candace.
We shared a seat on the bus
to the planetarium.
255
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,825
Hello, Clarissa?
This is Candace.
We played volleyball at camp.
256
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,661
Jill. Nancy. Barbara. Olga.
Chicago Joe?
257
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,429
Information.
See a movie with me.
258
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,799
Aah! Where is everyone?
259
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:25,937
Are they all out having fun
without me?
260
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:29,340
So, all my friends
need some time
to themselves, huh?
261
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,509
Well, not without me,
they're not.
262
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:36,714
I'm looking for Jeremy, too.
I need him to work tomorrow.
263
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,417
Our fry guy just defected over
to Taco Teepee.
264
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,687
You win this one,
Cooks With Grease.
265
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,056
Am I that bad
to hang out with?
(beeping)
266
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,659
Ooh, a text message,
and it's from Stacy.
267
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:51,563
(reads)
268
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:57,669
Let's see, Candace, you loser,
bad friendships fail, Stacy.
269
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,370
Harsh.
270
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,471
(coos)
271
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,941
Ah, feels like
I don't exist anymore.
272
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:06,744
I wish I could go to some
cool faraway place
273
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,446
and start over.
274
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:12,016
Wait a minute. Those are
Phineas and Ferb's bikes.
275
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,652
Inside, I am thanking you
a thousand times,
276
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,921
even though on the outside,
I remain quite frugal.
277
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,389
See ya tomorrow.
278
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:22,794
We just built a teleport
to a cool faraway place.
279
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,796
Well, that's all
I needed to hear.
280
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:28,032
Candace Flynn is out. Peace.
281
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,870
Welcome to Mars.
Mars?
282
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,806
No. The portal is broken.
283
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:38,576
Oh, now
I will not get a good grade
at the science fair tomorrow,
284
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,679
and, uh...
285
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,681
there's also the issue
of your sister
286
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,717
stranded on a distant
barren planet.
287
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,719
Don't worry.
We can fix it.
288
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,488
Huh. Candace is probably
laughing about it
as we speak.
289
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,056
Phineas!
290
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,960
♪ DoofenshmirtzEvil Incorporated ♪
291
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,966
Perry the Platypus?
What's up?
292
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:05,470
Oh, are you here to...?
Oh, no, no. I'm running
a little behind.
293
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,972
I'm still in the middle
of basic plotting
and scheming.
294
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:11,943
Plus, I can't give you
my evil scheme monologue
because I write that last.
295
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,878
Sorry, that's just
how I roll.
296
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,914
Wait. Why don't you
help me?
297
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,883
That way, I can finish faster,
and you can defeat me faster.
298
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:23,454
It's win-win. Let me grab
my coupons. We'll start by
shopping for some supplies.
299
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,891
You guys are so busted.
(echoes)
300
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:30,028
Now I truly am alone.
301
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:33,798
Hey, it's one of those
Mars rovers. I'm saved.
302
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:40,605
Aah! I can't take it anymore.
303
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:44,108
I've been staring at red rocks
for 20 years.
304
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,779
That's all there is on that
stupid planet - red rocks.
305
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,814
Face it, there's no life
on Mars.
306
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:54,786
That's it, I'm shutting
this place down. Game over!
307
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:59,691
Stupid rover. You're not gonna
ignore me, too.
308
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,694
Take that, you ugly unmanned
exploratory vehicle.
309
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:05,930
And that. Yeah. Yeah,
that's what I thought.
310
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,733
Huh?
311
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,168
What are you?
312
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,003
(speaks Martian)
313
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:16,975
(speaks Martian)
314
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,176
(speaks Martian)
315
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,812
What's going on?
What are you doing?
316
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,946
Put me down.
317
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,048
There, I think
we fixed it.
318
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,551
No. That is Venus.
319
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,920
And that is Earth
in prehistoric time.
320
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:32,123
Aah! Change it, change it.
321
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:36,260
Whoo. Hey, look,
it is us in the future
fixing the portal.
322
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,097
Hello, Baljeet of the past.
Just watch us.
323
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,532
That is how we learned
to fix it. Gesundheit.
324
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,900
Thanks. Ahchoo.
325
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,603
It worked. Cool.
326
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,006
OK, give us 20 minutes
to find Candace,
327
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,041
then open up the portal.
328
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:53,978
Oh, please be careful.
I still need your help
at the science fair tomorrow.
329
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,515
Hmm, something tells me
Candace was here.
330
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,951
Good thing you brought
your tools. I got an idea.
331
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,855
Hey, what's going on?
332
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:07,091
Oh, you're making me
your ruler?
333
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:10,094
(all speak Martian)
334
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:15,633
Cool. Let's get this party
started. Crank the tunes.
335
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,970
Uh, you know, music.
You guys don't know
what music is?
336
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:20,972
Well, it's like...
It's like this.
337
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:23,674
(♪ dance)
338
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,981
That's it. You're gettin' it.
339
00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:32,984
♪ I was just a lonely girl
340
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,086
♪ Lookin' for a little fun
341
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,854
♪ Though without a friend
in the world
342
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,991
♪ I was forced to find
a new one
343
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:44,262
♪ Now I'm the queen of Mars,
I was invisible on Earth
344
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:50,034
♪ It only took
the magic portal to Mars
to give me some self-worth
345
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:53,938
♪ You put a crown on my head,
and you all seemed to worship me
346
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,340
♪ Well, you don't understand
a word I've said
347
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,644
♪ Still you treat me
like royalty
348
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:03,648
♪ 'Cause I'm the queen of Mars,
I was invisible on Earth
349
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:08,886
♪ It only took
the magic portal to Mars
to give me some self-worth
350
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,255
Whoo-hoo.
Follow that music, Ferb.
351
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,593
You are much more attentive
than my friends on Earth
352
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,062
and better at building
statues of me.
353
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:21,265
Come on, let's walk and talk.
'Course, I'll do
most of the talking.
354
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:25,837
To make things easier,
I'll call you Good Stacy
and you Good Jenny.
355
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,238
And... Huh?
356
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,675
(speaking Martian)
357
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,077
Oh, OK, what the heck.
358
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:37,014
(cheering)
359
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,850
Hey, Candace.
360
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,184
Phineas? Ferb?
361
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,687
(all speak Martian)
362
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:47,658
Why would I go back to being
a nobody when I could be
the queen of here?
363
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,961
Well, there's a lot of -
Uh, Candace...
364
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,963
what's up with your friends?
365
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:57,301
Hey, why don't you hang out
a while so you can tell everyone
how popular I've become.
366
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,638
OK, I've already got
the chicken wire.
367
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,442
Let's see.
Here, you take the list
and cross things off as we go.
368
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,377
Should we get something
for later,
369
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,213
like one of those big pickles
or a three-bean salad?
(crash)
370
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:16,354
Well, that was awkward.
371
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,123
(speaks Martian)
372
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:23,161
Uh, I'm gonna go for a walk.
Uh, guys, not now, OK?
373
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,197
N-No, really. I would just like
to go for a walk alone.
374
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:29,400
Uhh, there you are.
Where have you guys been?
375
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,103
Ferb was explaining
to the Martians
how we got here.
376
00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:33,404
Oh. Wait, what?
377
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:37,875
They're really excited
about the idea
of a science fair.
378
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,044
Figures. I'm the queen
of little green nerds.
379
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,180
Can you tell them I want
a little time to myself?
380
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,948
(speaks Martian)
381
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:47,185
They say, "Fine,
but not without them."
382
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:51,322
Ugh. OK, just because
I need to do things
without you sometimes
383
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,091
doesn't mean I don't like you
or don't appreciate
your friendship.
384
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:58,095
But, Candace, isn't that -
Yeah, just like my friends
with me. Whoop-dee-doo.
385
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,064
(speaks Martian)
386
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,768
It appears the Martians
are blaming us for their queen
wanting to leave.
387
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,771
Quick, get in.
388
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,240
Queen Candace is out.
Peace.
389
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,575
(speaks Martian)
390
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,013
(speaks Martian)
391
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,115
Did you know
they could do that?
No, but get this -
392
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,251
every part of their body
is a musical instrument,
393
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,320
and they never even
discovered music before.
394
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,255
Martians are so lame.
395
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,257
Hey, got your cell phone
on ya? Hello? Baljeet?
396
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,026
How is it
we have bars here?
397
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,996
We kinda need ya
to open the portal now.
They're gaining on us.
398
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,497
(roars)
399
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:41,038
Perry the Platypus,
thanks for your help.
I usually hate shopping.
400
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,140
But, you know,
you make it fun.
401
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:46,210
What, that? Oh,
that's my first Inator.
402
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,813
Good story. I'll tell you
all about it tomorrow.
403
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,449
I should probably get back
to my latest evil scheme.
404
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,985
So long... sucker.
405
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,219
Mom. Mom.
406
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,288
Hello, Candace.
Where have you been?
407
00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:00,458
I want you to see
my telescope.
A telescope? Perfect.
408
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:04,228
You know, I don't even remember
what this does.
409
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:10,067
Oh, that's right. It just
shoots a beam into space.
410
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,536
No wonder I lost to
a baking-soda volcano.
411
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,538
Phineas and Ferb
built this portal to Mars,
412
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,108
and I went through it
and was crowned queen
of the Martians.
413
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,311
I know it sounds crazy,
but this time, I have proof.
414
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:26,117
Who does that look like?
415
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,121
Hmm. Well, it looks
a little like
416
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,790
a Rhesus monkey
wearing a powdered wig.
417
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,193
What? Let me see that.
418
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,229
(stammers)
419
00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:40,164
(sighs)
420
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,465
(Jenny)Hey, Candace.
421
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,834
There you are, guys.
Where have you been all day?
422
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,871
I was at the dentist.
Taking my little sister
to the movies.
423
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,939
Didn't you get
my text message?
424
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:52,576
Call you later.
Best friends forever.
Stacy.
425
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:55,212
Oh. Heh-heh. That's what
I thought it said.
426
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,249
It's funny, I thought you guys
were avoiding me.
427
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:01,519
Actually, I was trying
to avoid you.
Do I know you?
428
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,587
No. That's how great
it's been working.
429
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:06,057
Unknown guy is out.
Peace.
430
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,131
I am invincible.
431
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:17,034
Wait, wait, wait...
432
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:21,405
Ehh. Ehh. Where am I?
433
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:24,041
OK, be cool.
434
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,977
Oh, you're going to make me
your king?
435
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:30,114
Well, OK, if you must.
436
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:32,216
I've - What?
437
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:35,619
Oh, come on!
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