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My name is Ash,
and I am a slave.
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Close as I can figure it,
the year is 1300 A.D.,
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and I'm being
dragged to my death.
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It wasn't always like this.
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I had a real life once.
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A job.
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Ash
to price check four.
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Um, hardware, aisle 12.
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Shop smart.
Shop S-mart.
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I had a wonderful
girlfriend, Linda.
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Together, we drove to a small
cabin in the mountains.
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It seems an archaeologist
had come to this remote place
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to translate and study
his latest find...
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Necronomicon Ex Mortis,
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the Book of the Dead.
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Bound in human flesh
and inked in blood,
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this ancient Sumerian text
contained bizarre burial rites,
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funerary incantations and
demon resurrection passages.
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It was never meant for
the world of the living.
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The book awoke something
dark in the woods.
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It took Linda.
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And then it came for me.
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It got into my hand
and it went bad.
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So I lopped it off
at the wrist.
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But that didn't stop it.
It came back.
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Big time.
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My God!
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How do you stop it?
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Surround the stranger!
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All right, you men, fall in!
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All o' ya, keep apace!
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Where in the hell...
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Stand fast, hellhound!
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Now, now.
Easy now, chief.
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I don't know how I got here,
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and, uh, uh, I--I'm not looking
for any trouble.
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What a piece of armor this is!
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Wise man!
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Fall back! Come on, all you men.
Back on your horses. Come on!
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My lord, I believe he is the one
written of in the Necronomicon.
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He who's prophesized
to fall from the heavens
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and deliver us from
the terrors of the Deadites.
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What, that buffoon?
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Likely,
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he's one of Henry's men!
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Kneel, rapscallions!
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I say to the pit with him!
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You shall soon
learn the horrors of the pit.
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To the pit!
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You miserable bast...
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Get him!
Get off of me!
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Let me go!
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Chain him!
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You're gonna have
a little bit of wee fun, mate.
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To the castle!
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Pick up your feet!
Stop draggin' your feet!
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Come on!
Move along!
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Come on, now.
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Come on, pick it up.
Have a taste of this!
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All right, you men, you got
something to look forward to
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when you get back
to the castle.
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Lord Arthur approaches!
Raise the portcullis!
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Lord Arthur!
Lord Arthur approaches!
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That's lovely,
isn't it? Move it in.
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Move it, you worthless...
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Get on!
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Move it up, boys.
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God save the king!
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God save the king.
We love him!
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Arthur!
He's back!
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Lord Arthur, where is my brother?
Did he not ride with you?
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Aye, and fought valiantly.
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But last night he fell
in battle to Duke Henry's men.
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I'm sorry, Sheila.
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Come on.
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You cretin!
Stop it, you bastard!
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You barbarian!
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Oh, no! Stop it! Stop it!
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Get outta here,
you little brat!
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Foul thing!
A pox on you, brute!
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Thou art a murderer!
A black murderer!
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My brother's death
shall be avenged!
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Company, halt!
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Get that yoke off 'im!
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Kill them!
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Put them into the pit!
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You, sir,
are not one of my vassals.
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Who are you?
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Who wants to know?
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I am Henry the Red,
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Duke of Shael, Lord of the North lands
and leader of its peoples.
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Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants.
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I got news for you, pal.
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You ain't lead in" but
two things right now,
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Jack and shit,
and Jack left town.
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Shut your bleedin' hole!
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Gentlemen, Lord Arthur!
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There is an evil
awakened in this land,
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and while my people fight for
their very souls against it,
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you, Henry the Red,
wage war on us!
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Charlatan!
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It was you who first turned
your swords on us!
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And this evil has befouled
my people as well!
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Your people are no better
than the foul corruption
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that lies in the bowels
of that pit.
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Right, you're no better.
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May God have
mercy upon your souls.
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God's name! What hell-spawned
thing lurks there?
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Into the pit with those
bloodthirsty sons of whores!
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No! No!
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No, no!
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Oh!
Heavenly God!
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He's escaping!
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- Hold to!
- Hold him!
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Who's next?
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It's him.
Aye, he trembles!
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They don't look
so clever now, do they?
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He's frightened!
He's frightened white!
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Whoa! Whoa'!
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Wait a minute.
Hold it.
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Wait a minute.
You gotta understand, man.
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I never even saw
these assholes before.
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- Get him in there!
- He trembles!
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He's begging!
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What are you waitin' for?
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Henry!
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You gotta tell him
you don't know me.
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We never met.
Tell him.
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I do not think
he'll listen, lad.
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Look.
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I'm tellin' you,
you got the wrong guy.
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I'm tellin' you,
you got the wrong guy.
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How do you like the pit?
Isn't the pit wonderful?
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Why, you...
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Ha!
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Spikes.
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Hey! He says, "Spikes."
Give him spikes!
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Make way!
Strange one!
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Strange one!
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Yes!
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Damn you.
Damn you!
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You know,
your shoelace is untied.
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All right.
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Who wants some?
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Who's next, huh?
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How 'bout it?
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Who wants some, huh?
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Who wants to have a little?
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You.
You want some more?
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Huh?
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You want a little?
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Do ya?
Do ya want some more?
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Huh? Huh?
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Now get on those horses
and get outta here.
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Let "em go!
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Halt!
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Thank you, generous hosts!
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Sword boy!
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For that arrogance,
I shall see you dead.
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Yeah.
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All right, you primitive
screw heads, listen up.
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See this?
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This is my boom stick!
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It's a 12-gauge,
double-barreled Remington.
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S-mart's top of the line.
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You can find this in the
sporting goods department.
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That's right, this sweet baby was
made in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
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Retails for about $109.95.
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It's got a walnut stock, cobalt
blue steel and a hair trigger.
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That's right, shop smart.
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Shop S-mart.
You got that?
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- Yes, sir. Right.
- Yes, sir.
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Now I swear...
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the next one of you primates...
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even touches me...
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Now, let's talk about
how I get back home.
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I prithee to forgive me, m'lord.
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I believed thee
one of Henry's men.
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First you wanna kill me,
now you wanna kiss me.
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Blow.
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So what's the deal?
Can you send me back or not?
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Only the Necronomicon
has the power.
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An unholy book
which we also require.
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Within its pages are passages that
can send you back to your time.
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Only you, the Promised One,
can quest for it.
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I don't want your book.
I don't want your bullshit.
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Just send me back to my own time.
Pronto, today, chop...
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You shall die!
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You shall never obtain
the Necronomicon!
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We shall feast
upon your souls!
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It's a trick.
Get an axe.
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Guards, guards, stop it!
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- Catch the witch!
- Death to the witch!
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Have some porridge!
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My eyes! I'm blind!
Oh, God, I'm blind!
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No, don't!
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Yo, she-bitch.
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Let's go.
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Ya-hoo.
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If the Necronomicon fell into
the hands of the Deadites,
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all mankind will be
consumed by this evil.
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Now will thou quest
for the book?
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That one.
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Groovy.
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What's the matter?
You raised in a barn?
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Shut the door.
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Probably was raised in a barn
with all the other primitives.
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The wise men say that thou
art The Promised One.
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'Tis said that thou wilt journey
for the book to help us,
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and that thou wilt lead
our people against the evil.
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The only reason I'm going to
get the book is to get home.
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I believe that thou wilt
be leaving in the morning.
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Don't touch that, please.
Your primitive intellect
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wouldn't understand
alloys and compositions
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and things with
molecular structures in the...
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What are you doin'
here anyway?
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I wanted to say
that all of my...
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all of my hopes
and prayers go with you,
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and I made this for thee.
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Good, I could use
a horse blanket.
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Give me some sugar, baby.
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Hiyah!
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Come on, boy!
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Hiyah!
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Steady now.
Whoa.
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What?
What is it?
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This path will lead you
to an unholy place.
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A cemetery.
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There the Necronomicon awaits.
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When thou retrievest the book from its
cradle,
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you must recite the words,
"Klaatu barada nikto."
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Klaatu barada nikto.
Okay.
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Well, repeat them.
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Klaatu barada nikto.
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Again!
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I got it, I got it!
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I know your damn words, all right?
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Now you get this straight,
the both of you.
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If I get that book,
you send me back.
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After that, I'm history. Hiyah!
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What is it, boy?
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Come on, you!
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Hey, let's scare
this guy good! Come on.
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Ramming speed!
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Ready, aim, fire!
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Get away!
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Whoa!
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Oh, God! Oh, no!
Oh...
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Oh!
You lousy little...
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no! Oh, my!
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Lift up!
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Whoa!
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London bridge is falling down,
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falling down, falling down,
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...my fair lady.
260
00:30:37,861 --> 00:30:39,818
Is he up?
How is he?
261
00:30:40,402 --> 00:30:41,943
Hey, he's gettin' up.
262
00:30:48,025 --> 00:30:50,275
What a horrible nightmare.
263
00:30:52,482 --> 00:30:55,815
Wait a minute.
Oh, God!
264
00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:58,731
I can't move!
265
00:31:05,438 --> 00:31:07,021
And go!
266
00:31:07,104 --> 00:31:08,687
Open wide.
267
00:31:09,312 --> 00:31:13,061
Geronimo!
268
00:31:14,561 --> 00:31:16,310
Hooray!
Hooray!
269
00:31:36,223 --> 00:31:39,055
Oh!
270
00:31:42,638 --> 00:31:47,013
Okay, little fellow. How about
some hot chocolate, huh?
271
00:31:57,593 --> 00:31:59,884
How'd you like
the taste of that, huh?
272
00:32:00,468 --> 00:32:02,175
How'd you like the ta...
273
00:32:13,048 --> 00:32:14,673
Let me out!
274
00:32:18,964 --> 00:32:21,463
Oh, dear God,
it's growing bigger!
275
00:32:40,084 --> 00:32:41,959
I'm blind.
I'm blind.
276
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,624
Yip, yip, yeooh!
277
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,623
Oh, hey!
Where are you takin' me?
278
00:33:02,163 --> 00:33:03,454
What are you?
279
00:33:04,246 --> 00:33:05,621
Are you me?
280
00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:10,328
I'm bad Ash,
and you're good Ash.
281
00:33:10,453 --> 00:33:12,285
You're goody little two-shoes.
282
00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:13,994
You're a goody little two-shoes,
283
00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:15,494
goody little two-shoes...
284
00:33:16,618 --> 00:33:22,158
Little goody two-shoes
little goody two-shoes,
285
00:33:22,242 --> 00:33:24,075
little goody two-shoes.
286
00:33:28,449 --> 00:33:30,157
Little goody two-shoes.
287
00:33:41,863 --> 00:33:45,946
Good, bad.
I'm the guy with the gun.
288
00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:50,932
That'll teach you.
Yeah, that'll teach you.
289
00:34:53,431 --> 00:34:56,180
You shall never retrieve
the Necronomicon!
290
00:34:56,263 --> 00:34:59,222
You'll die in the graveyard
before you get it!
291
00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:00,930
Hey, uh...
292
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,221
What's that you got
on your face?
293
00:35:03,304 --> 00:35:04,346
Huh?
294
00:35:04,637 --> 00:35:06,428
I'll come back for you!
295
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,093
Hyah!
296
00:35:18,093 --> 00:35:19,300
Come on, boy!
297
00:35:29,007 --> 00:35:30,006
Hiyah!
298
00:36:38,117 --> 00:36:39,367
Three books?
299
00:36:43,908 --> 00:36:46,074
Wait a minute.
Hold it.
300
00:36:46,407 --> 00:36:49,406
Nobody said anything
about three books.
301
00:36:50,906 --> 00:36:52,656
Like, what am I
supposed to do?
302
00:36:52,739 --> 00:36:56,863
Take one book,
or all books, or, or what?
303
00:37:00,488 --> 00:37:01,737
Well.
304
00:37:55,684 --> 00:37:58,351
Whoa.
Wrong book.
305
00:38:55,172 --> 00:38:56,254
You!
306
00:38:57,046 --> 00:38:58,754
I'll get back to you.
307
00:39:00,795 --> 00:39:01,961
Well...
308
00:39:03,961 --> 00:39:05,878
seems fairly obvious.
309
00:39:10,460 --> 00:39:12,585
Wait a minute, the words.
310
00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,126
All right, all right,
all right.
311
00:39:14,542 --> 00:39:15,834
Say the words.
312
00:39:20,082 --> 00:39:23,373
Klaatu barada...
313
00:39:23,707 --> 00:39:24,790
Er...
314
00:39:31,788 --> 00:39:33,039
Necktie.
315
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:35,829
Nectar, nickel.
316
00:39:37,038 --> 00:39:39,746
Noodle.
It's an "N" word.
317
00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:41,703
It's definitely an "N" word.
318
00:39:44,369 --> 00:39:46,202
It was definitely an "N" word.
319
00:39:58,408 --> 00:40:01,782
Klaatu barada...
320
00:40:17,112 --> 00:40:18,487
Okay, then.
321
00:40:19,653 --> 00:40:20,945
That's it.
322
00:40:31,526 --> 00:40:34,192
Hey.
Wait a minute.
323
00:40:34,775 --> 00:40:38,649
Everything's cool.
I said the words. I did!
324
00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:42,857
No, wait! Oh!
325
00:40:50,022 --> 00:40:53,438
You people, seek cover!
To the parapet!
326
00:40:54,479 --> 00:40:56,521
Seek your children!
327
00:40:57,979 --> 00:40:59,687
Steady the horses!
328
00:41:00,270 --> 00:41:02,853
Something's wrong.
Something's amiss.
329
00:41:36,345 --> 00:41:37,762
Where'd you go?
Where'd you g...
330
00:42:12,380 --> 00:42:14,421
Oh!
I'll crush ya!
331
00:42:14,504 --> 00:42:17,004
I'll mash ya into paste,
you bony cretins...
332
00:42:37,416 --> 00:42:38,915
Hyah!
333
00:42:41,957 --> 00:42:44,498
I'm through being
their garbage boy.
334
00:42:44,664 --> 00:42:45,581
I did my part.
335
00:42:45,664 --> 00:42:48,706
Now I want back,
like in the deal.
336
00:42:48,955 --> 00:42:50,122
Hyah!
337
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:01,744
I---
338
00:43:02,536 --> 00:43:03,827
live...
339
00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:07,909
again.
340
00:43:17,615 --> 00:43:20,115
There!
The Promised One!
341
00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:22,156
The Promised One's returned!
342
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:24,906
Raise the portcullis!
343
00:43:27,989 --> 00:43:29,613
Welcome home!
344
00:43:31,029 --> 00:43:32,988
We're saved!
345
00:43:33,571 --> 00:43:34,987
The Necronomicon!
346
00:43:35,153 --> 00:43:37,320
Truly he is
The Promised One!
347
00:43:37,903 --> 00:43:39,653
He's brought
the Necronomicon!
348
00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:41,610
- How are ya?
- He's brought the book!
349
00:43:41,694 --> 00:43:43,069
Yeah, great, great.
350
00:43:43,235 --> 00:43:44,277
Good boy!
351
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,860
Get the fuck outta my face!
352
00:43:52,150 --> 00:43:53,983
The Necronomicon, quickly.
353
00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:56,440
Did you bring
the Necronomicon?
354
00:43:57,108 --> 00:43:58,857
Yeah, it's, it's just that...
355
00:43:58,940 --> 00:43:59,982
Just what?
356
00:44:01,190 --> 00:44:03,481
Nothin'. Here.
357
00:44:10,272 --> 00:44:12,771
Now send me back.
Like in the deal.
358
00:44:13,145 --> 00:44:15,436
When you removed the
Necronomicon from the cradle,
359
00:44:15,603 --> 00:44:17,228
did you speak the words?
360
00:44:17,978 --> 00:44:19,561
Yeah, basically.
361
00:44:19,644 --> 00:44:21,102
Did you speak the exact words?
362
00:44:21,185 --> 00:44:23,768
Look, maybe I didn't say every
single, little tiny syllable,
363
00:44:23,852 --> 00:44:25,768
no, but basically
I said 'em, yeah.
364
00:44:25,852 --> 00:44:27,101
Dung-eating fool!
365
00:44:27,184 --> 00:44:28,892
Thou hast doomed us all!
366
00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:32,641
When thou misspoke the words,
the army of the dead awoke!
367
00:44:32,808 --> 00:44:35,182
Now, whoa, whoa,
right there, spinach chin.
368
00:44:35,266 --> 00:44:38,266
You said you could clean this
mess up once you got that book.
369
00:44:38,349 --> 00:44:39,849
You said there was
a passage in there
370
00:44:40,015 --> 00:44:42,139
that could get rid of this
thing and send me back.
371
00:44:42,223 --> 00:44:44,848
It's true, the book still possesses
the power to send you back,
372
00:44:44,931 --> 00:44:46,721
but to us it is useless!
373
00:44:46,805 --> 00:44:49,805
The evil has a terrible hunger
for the Necronomicon,
374
00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:52,263
and it will come
here to get it.
375
00:44:53,012 --> 00:44:54,887
We had a deal.
376
00:44:55,262 --> 00:44:58,053
You wanted the damn book,
I got it for ya.
377
00:44:58,136 --> 00:45:00,219
I did my part,
now you send me back.
378
00:45:00,302 --> 00:45:01,386
Very well.
379
00:45:01,802 --> 00:45:06,009
As we are men of our word,
we shall honor our bargain.
380
00:45:07,009 --> 00:45:10,175
The wise men shall return
you to your own time.
381
00:45:10,925 --> 00:45:12,133
Yeah?
382
00:45:13,299 --> 00:45:14,799
I thought he was the one.
383
00:45:14,882 --> 00:45:17,382
Yeah, right.
"Cause that was the deal.
384
00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:20,131
So when do you think we can...
385
00:45:20,382 --> 00:45:23,214
start with all the thing
and the...
386
00:45:23,297 --> 00:45:25,713
He's nothin'
but a traitor, he is!
387
00:45:26,005 --> 00:45:28,547
When do you think
we can start with all the...
388
00:45:28,838 --> 00:45:30,629
ceremony and...
389
00:45:31,754 --> 00:45:33,546
Wretched excuse for a man!
390
00:45:33,629 --> 00:45:36,628
The wise men were fools
to trust in you.
391
00:45:37,586 --> 00:45:39,794
I knew he couldn't be trusted.
392
00:45:39,877 --> 00:45:41,794
We put our trust in him.
393
00:45:43,085 --> 00:45:45,626
I still believe that
thou wilt help us.
394
00:45:45,751 --> 00:45:49,542
Oh, Sheila, don't you get it?
It's over.
395
00:45:50,999 --> 00:45:53,124
I didn't have what it took.
396
00:45:55,499 --> 00:45:56,790
So long.
397
00:46:01,414 --> 00:46:03,664
But what of the things
that we've shared?
398
00:46:03,747 --> 00:46:06,539
What of all the sweet words
that you spoke in private?
399
00:46:06,622 --> 00:46:08,038
Oh, well...
400
00:46:09,162 --> 00:46:12,287
Well, that's just what
we call "pillow talk," baby.
401
00:46:12,371 --> 00:46:13,662
That's all.
402
00:46:13,745 --> 00:46:15,662
It was more than that.
403
00:46:17,328 --> 00:46:19,702
I still have faith in thee.
404
00:46:20,118 --> 00:46:22,743
I still believe that
thou wilt stay and save us.
405
00:46:22,827 --> 00:46:24,034
I---
406
00:46:29,075 --> 00:46:30,450
Coward!
407
00:46:34,366 --> 00:46:36,282
Look there! A demon!
408
00:46:49,029 --> 00:46:50,779
Let's get out of here!
409
00:46:52,362 --> 00:46:54,861
Ash! Help me!
410
00:46:55,319 --> 00:46:56,694
Sheila!
411
00:47:08,442 --> 00:47:10,191
Shoot the bloody thing!
412
00:47:10,274 --> 00:47:12,774
Hold your arms!
You'll hit the girl!
413
00:47:17,315 --> 00:47:19,106
Me sword!
414
00:47:24,105 --> 00:47:25,814
Damn you!
415
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:45,767
Dig, damn you!
416
00:47:46,975 --> 00:47:48,683
Dig faster!
417
00:47:49,016 --> 00:47:52,016
I shall command every
worm-infested son of a bitch
418
00:47:52,099 --> 00:47:53,599
- that ever died in battle!
- Thank you, sir!
419
00:47:53,682 --> 00:47:55,057
You there, handsomely now.
420
00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:56,182
Aye, my liege.
421
00:47:56,265 --> 00:47:58,847
We shall storm their castle
and get my book!
422
00:47:59,348 --> 00:48:01,555
Hoist, you damnable varlets!
423
00:48:06,304 --> 00:48:09,513
Welcome back to the land
of the living.
424
00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:12,762
Now pick up a shovel
and get digging!
425
00:48:14,928 --> 00:48:16,761
Bring on the wench!
426
00:48:28,591 --> 00:48:30,674
Gimme me some sugar, baby.
427
00:48:33,632 --> 00:48:35,090
Well.
428
00:48:36,423 --> 00:48:40,506
Now, ain't you
a sweet little thing?
429
00:48:40,839 --> 00:48:43,505
Don't touch me,
you foul thing!
430
00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,630
Come on.
431
00:48:45,921 --> 00:48:47,463
That's it.
432
00:48:51,212 --> 00:48:54,045
We got plans for you,
girly-girl. Move!
433
00:48:55,586 --> 00:48:58,543
Have you lost your bones,
you decomposed gobs?
434
00:48:58,627 --> 00:49:00,168
Get thee hence!
435
00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:11,415
A scout approaches!
436
00:49:17,081 --> 00:49:19,206
Whoa!
Hey, get his horse.
437
00:49:20,705 --> 00:49:21,830
Arise.
438
00:49:21,914 --> 00:49:24,662
My lord, an army of the dead
gather in the wilderness.
439
00:49:24,746 --> 00:49:25,704
They approach the castle.
440
00:49:25,788 --> 00:49:26,829
How far from here?
441
00:49:26,913 --> 00:49:28,454
"Bout two days' ride.
442
00:49:28,621 --> 00:49:30,245
These winged ones
are only the first of them.
443
00:49:30,329 --> 00:49:32,161
Perhaps we should leave this place
as soon as possible.
444
00:49:32,244 --> 00:49:34,328
We could be safe in the mountains.
Yes, the mountains.
445
00:49:34,411 --> 00:49:36,911
We must flee! It is written.
It has been foretold.
446
00:49:36,993 --> 00:49:38,410
They'll take our souls.
I'm afraid!
447
00:49:38,494 --> 00:49:39,659
They'll swallow our souls.
448
00:49:39,743 --> 00:49:41,242
I don't want to die!
449
00:49:42,742 --> 00:49:44,075
That's it.
450
00:49:45,241 --> 00:49:46,866
Go ahead and run.
451
00:49:47,617 --> 00:49:49,908
Run home and cry to mama!
452
00:49:50,616 --> 00:49:51,741
Me?
453
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:54,615
I'm through runnin'!
454
00:49:56,615 --> 00:49:59,405
I say we stay here
and fight it out.
455
00:49:59,655 --> 00:50:04,071
Are all men from the future
loudmouthed braggarts?
456
00:50:04,237 --> 00:50:05,404
Nope.
457
00:50:05,904 --> 00:50:08,653
Just me, baby.
Just me.
458
00:50:09,862 --> 00:50:13,569
How will we fight an army of
the dead at our castle walls?
459
00:50:13,861 --> 00:50:16,444
How will you fight that?
More words?
460
00:50:16,735 --> 00:50:18,860
Most of our people
have already fled.
461
00:50:18,943 --> 00:50:20,859
We are but 60 men.
462
00:50:21,942 --> 00:50:25,025
Then we'll get Henry the Red
and his men to fight with us.
463
00:50:28,316 --> 00:50:29,483
Now...
464
00:50:30,732 --> 00:50:32,231
who's with me?
465
00:50:46,353 --> 00:50:48,061
I'll stand by ya.
466
00:50:50,353 --> 00:50:52,811
You can count on my steel.
467
00:50:53,019 --> 00:50:54,894
I'll offer up my courage.
468
00:50:54,977 --> 00:50:56,894
Me sword's by his side.
469
00:50:56,976 --> 00:50:58,393
I'm with you!
470
00:50:58,642 --> 00:51:01,559
- I'll bend my bow to your will, sir.
- And mine!
471
00:51:03,892 --> 00:51:05,308
We'll stay!
472
00:51:05,516 --> 00:51:07,349
Hail! Hail!
473
00:51:07,433 --> 00:51:09,640
Hail! Hail!
474
00:51:09,891 --> 00:51:14,265
Hail! Hail! Hail!
475
00:51:23,554 --> 00:51:25,137
Well, my dear,
476
00:51:25,512 --> 00:51:28,053
say hello to the boys.
477
00:51:34,218 --> 00:51:36,718
There's a
sight for sore bones.
478
00:51:40,884 --> 00:51:42,467
I may be bad...
479
00:51:43,258 --> 00:51:46,466
but I feel... good.
480
00:51:47,507 --> 00:51:49,591
- Who rules?
- To you, my lord.
481
00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:51,465
- You, sir.
- To the castle.
482
00:51:51,548 --> 00:51:53,047
The castle!
483
00:51:56,589 --> 00:51:58,046
Hurry up now.
484
00:51:58,797 --> 00:52:00,713
The castle! Let's push.
485
00:52:00,838 --> 00:52:02,796
- Heave-ho.
- Good. Yeah.
486
00:53:03,366 --> 00:53:06,699
Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah!
487
00:53:06,866 --> 00:53:09,906
] Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah!
488
00:53:10,906 --> 00:53:12,115
Yeah!
489
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:15,739
They're coming!
490
00:53:15,947 --> 00:53:18,363
The Deadites approach!
491
00:53:35,526 --> 00:53:37,609
There's so damn many of 'em.
492
00:53:40,775 --> 00:53:42,191
Maybe...
493
00:53:42,650 --> 00:53:46,190
Just maybe my boys can stop
'em from gettin' the book.
494
00:53:51,064 --> 00:53:52,398
Yeah.
495
00:53:52,481 --> 00:53:55,064
And maybe I'm a
Chinese jet pilot.
496
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,140
Battle stations!
497
00:54:30,223 --> 00:54:33,055
All right, get those rocks up,
mister, on the double!
498
00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:34,763
Ready the catapults!
499
00:54:34,888 --> 00:54:37,346
By God,
let's give 'em what for.
500
00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:47,469
And halt!
501
00:54:47,553 --> 00:54:49,635
Company, halt!
502
00:54:49,844 --> 00:54:51,468
Company, halt!
503
00:54:59,175 --> 00:55:01,717
I'll rip his balls off.
504
00:55:34,876 --> 00:55:36,750
Bring forth the scout!
505
00:55:39,458 --> 00:55:41,041
Whoa.
506
00:55:41,582 --> 00:55:44,457
My lord, we are positioned
on both fronts.
507
00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:45,748
Fine, fine, fine.
508
00:55:45,873 --> 00:55:47,998
Where are they
keeping my book?
509
00:55:48,331 --> 00:55:50,415
There, my lord,
beyond the wall.
510
00:55:50,498 --> 00:55:51,248
The parapet.
511
00:55:51,373 --> 00:55:53,539
That would be the
most likely place.
512
00:55:54,372 --> 00:55:55,579
Right.
513
00:55:55,663 --> 00:55:58,954
Bring me forth
into that castle!
514
00:55:59,037 --> 00:56:00,413
Forward!
515
00:56:00,495 --> 00:56:02,079
Forward!
516
00:56:02,161 --> 00:56:06,828
Cry havoc and let loose
the dogs of war!
517
00:56:06,911 --> 00:56:09,660
To the castle!
518
00:56:09,827 --> 00:56:12,368
Fly, mate!
Fly!
519
00:56:13,451 --> 00:56:16,076
Death to the mortals!
520
00:56:19,242 --> 00:56:20,491
Arrows.
521
00:56:20,616 --> 00:56:22,449
Torch boy!
522
00:56:58,109 --> 00:56:59,316
Steady.
523
00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:07,648
Fire!
524
00:57:09,939 --> 00:57:12,522
Advance, you beasts, advance!
525
00:57:28,851 --> 00:57:31,434
Yeah, baby!
526
00:57:35,892 --> 00:57:37,849
All right!
527
00:57:40,974 --> 00:57:43,474
Sire, there's a second division
approaching from the south.
528
00:57:45,264 --> 00:57:47,931
Ram the gates!
529
00:57:52,138 --> 00:57:53,471
Catapults.
530
00:57:53,805 --> 00:57:56,054
Catapults out!
531
00:58:04,344 --> 00:58:05,344
Yeah!
532
00:58:06,594 --> 00:58:08,677
Fire!
533
00:58:14,342 --> 00:58:17,383
- Look there!
- What in blazes?
534
00:58:20,799 --> 00:58:21,965
Yeah!
535
00:58:24,340 --> 00:58:25,465
Seek cover!
536
00:58:26,298 --> 00:58:28,297
- Watch out!
- Make way!
537
00:58:40,503 --> 00:58:41,628
No!
538
00:58:41,795 --> 00:58:44,710
Oh, you miserable
bags of bones!
539
00:58:44,794 --> 00:58:48,460
Pick yourselves
up and sally fo...
540
00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:51,085
Sally for...
541
00:58:52,084 --> 00:58:54,084
Sally forth.
542
00:58:57,832 --> 00:59:00,290
Come on,
you miserable wretches.
543
00:59:01,290 --> 00:59:02,457
Lower.
544
00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:04,581
Heave!
545
00:59:10,789 --> 00:59:12,205
Forward!
546
00:59:14,621 --> 00:59:17,120
Buttress the door, now!
547
00:59:29,618 --> 00:59:30,618
Hold fast!
548
00:59:34,116 --> 00:59:36,533
- Back!
- Stone these creatures!
549
00:59:36,616 --> 00:59:37,949
Damn you!
550
00:59:41,491 --> 00:59:43,448
That's got to hurt.
551
00:59:43,782 --> 00:59:46,365
Go, you cretins!
Arrows!
552
00:59:46,447 --> 00:59:47,572
Load!
553
00:59:47,906 --> 00:59:49,197
Fire!
554
00:59:54,112 --> 00:59:56,820
Heave!
Put your backbones into it.
555
00:59:59,028 --> 01:00:01,861
We've broken through!
The castle is ours!
556
01:00:06,652 --> 01:00:09,609
Kill the mortals!
557
01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:13,900
Get it achieved and fast!
558
01:00:30,105 --> 01:00:33,313
Their ranks are broken!
Have at them!
559
01:00:34,812 --> 01:00:38,686
Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah! Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah!
560
01:00:45,226 --> 01:00:47,809
Pull back! Man the parapet!
561
01:00:48,143 --> 01:00:49,934
Protect the book.
562
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:52,600
- Retreat!
- God save us all.
563
01:00:57,766 --> 01:01:00,182
Say hello to the 21st century.
564
01:01:00,265 --> 01:01:01,432
Yeah!
565
01:01:01,598 --> 01:01:02,890
Nooooo!
566
01:01:13,095 --> 01:01:14,054
Come on!
567
01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:15,970
I got plenty
for everybody!
568
01:01:16,345 --> 01:01:17,595
Look out!
569
01:01:24,801 --> 01:01:26,885
Bye-bye.
570
01:01:29,343 --> 01:01:31,092
It's the one in the
cart we want!
571
01:01:31,258 --> 01:01:32,133
Get him!
572
01:01:43,589 --> 01:01:45,422
Sheila!
573
01:02:07,084 --> 01:02:08,459
Sheila?
574
01:02:33,621 --> 01:02:35,203
We've secured
the courtyard, my lord.
575
01:02:35,287 --> 01:02:36,453
Excellent.
576
01:02:49,742 --> 01:02:52,241
Oh! Hey!
Look out!
577
01:02:59,573 --> 01:03:01,698
Hey, you're mine, sweetie.
578
01:03:01,781 --> 01:03:03,406
Get off of her!
579
01:03:08,322 --> 01:03:09,613
Gotcha!
580
01:03:10,030 --> 01:03:11,779
Damn you!
581
01:03:15,029 --> 01:03:16,069
My lord.
582
01:03:16,153 --> 01:03:17,570
Stay with the book.
583
01:03:17,902 --> 01:03:19,902
The book will be ours!
584
01:03:23,860 --> 01:03:25,651
The Red! The Red!
585
01:03:25,818 --> 01:03:27,734
Duke Henry and
his men have come!
586
01:03:31,025 --> 01:03:36,316
Blows, blood
and death!
587
01:03:39,023 --> 01:03:41,148
Duke Henry!
588
01:03:47,396 --> 01:03:48,730
Die!
589
01:03:51,895 --> 01:03:55,978
Onward, valiant cousins!
Their ranks are broke!
590
01:04:03,435 --> 01:04:04,684
Oops!
591
01:04:06,309 --> 01:04:07,601
Hello!
592
01:04:13,724 --> 01:04:15,224
There you go.
593
01:04:17,432 --> 01:04:19,223
The book is mine.
594
01:04:28,388 --> 01:04:30,429
I'll cut your gizzard out.
595
01:04:31,387 --> 01:04:33,387
Hey, where'd he go?
Hey!
596
01:04:44,093 --> 01:04:45,593
Come to papa.
597
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,300
Get him!
598
01:05:15,211 --> 01:05:17,711
Oh, you crazy bitch,
get off of me!
599
01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:25,042
Right.
600
01:05:32,374 --> 01:05:34,707
You found me beautiful once.
601
01:05:35,207 --> 01:05:37,789
Honey, you got real ugly.
602
01:05:55,411 --> 01:05:56,868
There we are.
603
01:06:05,908 --> 01:06:07,533
So you wanna play rough, eh?
604
01:06:07,700 --> 01:06:09,033
Okay.
605
01:06:12,949 --> 01:06:14,115
Oh.
606
01:06:18,197 --> 01:06:20,114
All right, all right.
607
01:06:24,238 --> 01:06:26,113
Prepare to die!
608
01:06:39,235 --> 01:06:40,776
You're going down!
609
01:06:41,985 --> 01:06:43,484
I'm going up.
610
01:06:43,568 --> 01:06:44,984
I'm coming for you.
611
01:06:53,524 --> 01:06:54,773
Come on!
612
01:07:08,853 --> 01:07:10,770
Oops.
Excuse me.
613
01:07:10,853 --> 01:07:11,978
Come on.
614
01:07:12,061 --> 01:07:13,477
All right!
615
01:07:15,269 --> 01:07:18,768
You're pissing me off,
you ugly son of a bitch!
616
01:07:36,556 --> 01:07:39,556
I'll spoil those good looks.
617
01:07:41,472 --> 01:07:42,972
Back-stabber!
618
01:07:47,971 --> 01:07:49,345
Hold still!
619
01:08:00,634 --> 01:08:02,509
Tally-ho!
620
01:08:06,883 --> 01:08:08,799
We can't hold the battlements!
621
01:08:08,882 --> 01:08:11,966
We will hold!
We must protect the book!
622
01:08:24,379 --> 01:08:26,712
I got a bone to pick with you.
623
01:08:27,254 --> 01:08:28,545
Come on.
624
01:08:35,460 --> 01:08:37,502
Slice that gizzard open.
625
01:08:53,748 --> 01:08:55,498
Now you're mine.
626
01:09:24,616 --> 01:09:26,616
I possess the Necronomicon.
627
01:09:26,699 --> 01:09:28,616
I've crushed your
pathetic army.
628
01:09:28,699 --> 01:09:30,865
Now I'll have my vengeance.
629
01:09:30,990 --> 01:09:34,531
Buckle up, bonehead,
'cause you're goin' for a ride.
630
01:09:34,614 --> 01:09:35,822
Huh?
631
01:09:35,989 --> 01:09:38,489
Noooo!
632
01:09:49,736 --> 01:09:51,110
Victory's ours!
633
01:09:54,318 --> 01:09:55,777
Retreat! Retreat!
634
01:09:55,860 --> 01:09:57,651
Let's get the hell
out of here!
635
01:10:25,686 --> 01:10:26,895
Tricky ones, they are.
636
01:10:26,978 --> 01:10:28,603
If it's a fight you want...
637
01:10:29,144 --> 01:10:32,310
Watch 'em, lads.
They're an untrustworthy lot.
638
01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:21,091
Move yourself, lad!
639
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:22,799
- Your hand, man.
- Hey, Henry.
640
01:11:22,883 --> 01:11:24,299
- Godspeed!
- Yeah, nice going.
641
01:11:24,382 --> 01:11:25,716
- My lady.
- Arthur.
642
01:11:25,799 --> 01:11:27,382
Well won, my friend.
643
01:11:27,465 --> 01:11:28,715
We've won the day.
644
01:11:28,798 --> 01:11:31,756
] Yeah!
645
01:11:35,464 --> 01:11:39,379
We're brothers and a new
kingdom shall be born!
646
01:11:42,587 --> 01:11:45,711
The book tells us that
once you drink this liquid
647
01:11:45,794 --> 01:11:49,544
and recite the words,
"Klaatu barada nikto, "
648
01:11:49,628 --> 01:11:52,293
thou shalt awaken
in thine own time.
649
01:11:54,959 --> 01:11:58,875
Remember, you must
recite the words exactly.
650
01:12:30,077 --> 01:12:31,410
Hyah!
651
01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:44,491
So I left her there.
652
01:12:51,573 --> 01:12:53,572
I thought about staying.
653
01:12:53,739 --> 01:12:55,530
They offered me the
chance to lead them,
654
01:12:55,697 --> 01:12:58,155
to teach them,
to be king.
655
01:12:58,988 --> 01:12:59,987
Uh-huh.
656
01:13:00,112 --> 01:13:01,528
But my place is here.
657
01:13:01,612 --> 01:13:05,361
So I swallowed the juice,
said the words and here I am.
658
01:13:05,445 --> 01:13:07,777
Did you say the words
right this time?
659
01:13:09,110 --> 01:13:12,068
Well, maybe I didn't say every
single, tiny little syllable, no,
660
01:13:12,152 --> 01:13:14,443
but basically
I said 'em, yeah.
661
01:13:16,026 --> 01:13:17,525
Basically.
662
01:13:20,858 --> 01:13:23,815
You know that story about
how you could've been king?
663
01:13:24,232 --> 01:13:26,482
I think it's kind of cute.
664
01:13:27,857 --> 01:13:29,064
Yeah.
665
01:13:47,935 --> 01:13:49,269
Die!
666
01:14:04,141 --> 01:14:06,973
Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave the store.
667
01:14:07,514 --> 01:14:09,431
Who the hell are you?
668
01:14:09,723 --> 01:14:11,139
Name's Ash.
669
01:14:13,222 --> 01:14:14,597
Housewares.
670
01:14:35,259 --> 01:14:37,758
I'll swallow your soul.
671
01:14:38,049 --> 01:14:39,300
Come get some.
672
01:14:59,587 --> 01:15:02,170
Sure, I could've
stayed in the past.
673
01:15:04,044 --> 01:15:05,711
Could've even been king.
674
01:15:07,793 --> 01:15:09,501
But in my own way...
675
01:15:10,293 --> 01:15:11,710
I am king.
676
01:15:13,584 --> 01:15:15,500
Hail to the king, baby.
44441
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