Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.BZ
2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.BZ
3
00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,390
Yes, I can see now.
4
00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:39,225
Yes.
5
00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,332
Oh yes.
6
00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,803
I most certainly can see now.
7
00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,456
You can take more.
8
00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,895
More! More!
9
00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:17,449
Chambers
Independent Contractor.
10
00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,117
This is Brad.
11
00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:20,619
Hello?
12
00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,487
Yeah, this is Brad.
13
00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,824
Fucking scammer assholes.
14
00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,592
Damn it.
15
00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:31,863
Hey, babe.
16
00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:35,000
Yeah, no, I'm
on my way right now.
17
00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,203
Yeah, I'm gonna be a little,
wait, hold on a second.
18
00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:39,071
Baby, it's my sister.
19
00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,374
Give me one second, okay?
20
00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:44,644
Hey, Maddy, everything okay?
21
00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,947
What real estate lawyer?
22
00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:50,949
Yeah, I've been
getting a bunch of calls.
23
00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:54,319
I just thought
they were fucking scammers.
24
00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,488
Uncle who?
25
00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,090
What? What?
26
00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,260
Get the fuck outta here.
27
00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,330
You're kidding, right?
28
00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,769
Ooh, look at me.
29
00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:15,040
Now we just have to get the
curtain and rug to match.
30
00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:15,874
You're good.
31
00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,476
I'm only as
good as my clients.
32
00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:18,510
No, no, no, no, no.
33
00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:19,911
You don't understand.
34
00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:23,148
I never thought I'd wanna get
this close to a mirror again.
35
00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,417
I didn't have my hair
done since the divorce.
36
00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,252
Oh my gosh. I'm sorry.
37
00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:28,387
Don't be.
38
00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,288
It's wonderful without him.
39
00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:34,694
He was a fucking
asshole.
40
00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,563
He wasn't always like that,
41
00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:42,001
but, oh God,
did he turn into a monster.
42
00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:44,770
Oh, you're married, huh?
43
00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:45,504
How long?
44
00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,673
Yeah. Five years now.
45
00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,375
You love him.
46
00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,177
I can tell by
the look on your face.
47
00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,413
Well, he's a handful,
but we're best friends,
48
00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,149
so I guess we're stuck
together forever now.
49
00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:00,652
I remember promising
Curtis we'd die together.
50
00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:03,255
Now I wouldn't care if
he fell down a manhole
51
00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,158
and crushed his skull.
52
00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:08,194
Oh.
53
00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:10,395
Here he is.
54
00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,664
Here to pick me up.
55
00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:17,536
You know, Curtis and I
were married young too.
56
00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:21,174
You can't even
dream of how worse it gets.
57
00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:28,547
Yeah, I'm coming back to you.
58
00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:31,016
But only you, okay?
59
00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,052
You are very, very good.
60
00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,093
I had a weird day.
61
00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:43,662
I fucking love you.
62
00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,997
I love you.
63
00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,700
Promise me we'll
never get divorced.
64
00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,435
Easy. Already did.
65
00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:53,305
Promise me we'll
die at the same time.
66
00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,639
Let's just not
die, how about that?
67
00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,141
Seriously though, I don't
wanna think about being
68
00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,776
without you ever in my life.
69
00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,044
So let's just
promise each other now
70
00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:01,580
we'll die at
the same time, okay?
71
00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,982
I can live with that.
72
00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:04,951
Good.
73
00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,019
Good. Good.
74
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,754
Good.
75
00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:17,997
You okay?
76
00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,232
What do you mean?
77
00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:20,932
I don't know.
78
00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:24,070
You have a funny
look on your face.
79
00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:25,570
What?
80
00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:26,938
Okay.
81
00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:27,907
Whatever.
82
00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,343
What do you want for dinner?
83
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,277
I want to go out.
84
00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:33,512
Yeah, right.
85
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,613
To the city.
86
00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:35,480
Babe, come on.
87
00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:36,515
We're saving money.
88
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,516
We said no
eating out for a while.
89
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,517
Oh, no, no, no.
90
00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,484
That's what you said.
91
00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:40,418
No, I wouldn't say that.
92
00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:42,153
That's not my style.
93
00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:43,588
Uh...
94
00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:46,324
Babe, you missed our turn.
95
00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:47,959
No, I didn't.
96
00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:48,661
Seriously.
97
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,595
Oh, oh.
98
00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,163
Hold on a second.
- Where are we going?
99
00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,199
Hey, is this Ronnie?
100
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,100
Hey.
101
00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,135
Yeah, yeah,
we're on the way right now.
102
00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,069
All right, yeah,
103
00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:02,307
well, we should be there
in about 30 minutes.
104
00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,808
Okay, thank you. Bye.
105
00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:05,912
Brad, what the fuck?
106
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,080
Oh, uh, wrong number.
107
00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:09,981
Weird.
108
00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,284
Such an idiot.
109
00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,451
It's a surprise.
110
00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:14,653
Okay?
- What is it?
111
00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:15,887
I wanna go home.
112
00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,790
- Your surprise.
- I don't like surprises.
113
00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,458
We will go home.
114
00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:21,694
- Is it good?
- You'll see.
115
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,039
No fucking way.
116
00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,007
I told you I was gonna
get us a house someday.
117
00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:36,708
Yeah, but-
118
00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,476
But what? It's a dump?
119
00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:40,612
Obviously. I got eyes, Jules.
120
00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,513
But I'm a builder.
121
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,914
You give me two, three months,
122
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:46,585
I can turn this
place into a castle.
123
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,852
How?
124
00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,354
Well, I mean, I gotta
look on the inside first.
125
00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:50,155
Check the electrical-
126
00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,189
No, I need
more of an explanation.
127
00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:51,990
How is this yours?
128
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,159
Ours, whatever the fuck this is.
129
00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,393
My uncle, I guess.
130
00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:56,428
My mom's brother.
131
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,230
Was his house,
and now he's dead.
132
00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:00,632
No wife, no kids.
133
00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,267
Mom's in the nut house.
134
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,201
Dad's dad.
135
00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,235
And Maddy,
she doesn't wanna deal with it.
136
00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,104
She thinks
I could take it, fix it up.
137
00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:06,838
I mean-
138
00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,940
I mean, I can, all right?
139
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,075
And Maddy knows
we've been trying
140
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,811
to get outta that tiny-ass
apartment for years.
141
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,579
I didn't even
know you had an uncle.
142
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,048
Yeah, me neither.
143
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,416
Who's that?
144
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,118
Oh, that's the lawyer guy.
145
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,353
Is this all
happening like right now?
146
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,120
No, no, no, no, no.
147
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:22,887
I'm just gonna
check out the place.
148
00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:23,755
He's gonna give some papers.
149
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:24,590
Brad, well, you probably-
150
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,424
You can't just get a house.
- Hey!
151
00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:27,258
Hi. Brad?
152
00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:28,026
Yes.
153
00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:28,860
All right, nice to meet you.
154
00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:29,728
Nice to meet you.
155
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:30,595
And this is your wife?
156
00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:31,730
Yes, this is Julia.
157
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,298
Hi. Okay.
158
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,233
Beautiful.
159
00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:36,534
So what do you think?
160
00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,336
It's a very unique house,
161
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,237
isn't it?
- No, it's cool.
162
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:39,938
I love it.
163
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,007
I love the neighborhood.
164
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,908
It's actually exciting
to have some yard space.
165
00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,010
So how does this work?
166
00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,379
Brad doesn't just
get a house, right?
167
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,413
No, it's not so simple.
168
00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:52,117
She's worried about
taxes, stuff like that.
169
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:55,086
Yes, there are back
taxes and fees of course.
170
00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:57,288
But that's all months from now.
171
00:10:57,289 --> 00:11:00,125
As I explained to
you on the phone, Brad,
172
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,327
your uncle didn't have a will.
173
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,196
He didn't have an executor to
be in charge of the property.
174
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:08,633
And to go into probate, I need
you to be the administrator.
175
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:09,901
You'd be great at that.
176
00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:13,271
And then the administrator
decides who gets the house,
177
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,808
which will be you beautiful
young people.
178
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,410
And you can decide to
sell it if you'd like,
179
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,544
but that's up to you.
180
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:20,478
We can sell it?
181
00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:21,713
But he's
saying we don't have to.
182
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,515
But he's saying we can.
183
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,549
If you want,
184
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,686
you can take some inventory
of the assets inside.
185
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,054
I'm just happy to have met you
186
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,989
because I've been looking for
an inheritor for your uncle
187
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,059
for a very long time.
188
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,998
In the end, he didn't
have many relationships.
189
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,470
If you don't mind taking
a look at these papers.
190
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,339
If you have any questions,
feel free to contact my office.
191
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,075
Do
you think we can go inside?
192
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,109
No.
193
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,447
But if I were to leave and
the door was unlocked...
194
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,820
Did he die in the house?
195
00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,122
Yes.
196
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,426
But I don't think
he's still in there.
197
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,263
Yeah. Yeah.
198
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,200
Okay.
199
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:15,867
Yeah.
200
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,569
All right.
201
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,436
Thank you.
202
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:19,972
Okay.
203
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,744
Brad, come on.
204
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,881
I don't wanna go
in there right now.
205
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,750
Oopsie.
206
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,651
God damn it.
207
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:36,354
We have to look, Jules.
208
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,690
It's our future in here.
209
00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,766
Okay. I don't hate this.
210
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,068
Look at us, Jules.
211
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:53,773
Imagine us living
in this fucking luxury!
212
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,910
What's that smell?
213
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,111
Good fortune.
214
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,981
No. Smells like
someone died in here.
215
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:03,916
You're not wrong.
216
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,059
Oh yeah, I can fix this.
217
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:17,829
Ew.
218
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,166
I'm Uncle Theos!
219
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,467
Take the house!
220
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,501
Get out!
221
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:24,670
Please.
222
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,773
Honey, we'd be nuts not
to move in this place.
223
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,308
I don't know if
we can afford to, baby.
224
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,442
We have no idea
225
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:32,710
how much this is gonna cost.
- Honey, we've been saving
226
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:34,379
for what, like
three years already?
227
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,980
For a down
payment on something.
228
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,081
How do we know
it's enough for this?
229
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,284
The guy said we could
sell whatever we want.
230
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,486
I mean, is
there anything to sell?
231
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,955
I don't know.
232
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,026
Light switch...
233
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,495
Ah, here it is.
234
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,431
Let there be light.
235
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,099
I like the ceilings.
236
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,403
So fucking hot up here.
237
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,505
Let's see if this one works.
238
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,439
Yeah.
239
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,208
It still works. Great.
240
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,176
Oh.
241
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,980
What's behind door number one?
242
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,618
Oh, what the hell is this?
243
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,620
You ever see anything like that?
244
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:16,589
Mm-mm.
245
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:21,793
Are you okay?
246
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,761
Yeah, no, it's just allergies.
247
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,096
Ooh. Could be mold, baby.
248
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,598
Let's get outta here.
249
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,500
Yeah, you're probably right.
250
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,302
Yeah, I know a guy
who does inspections.
251
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:33,004
I'll just have
him take a look at it.
252
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,473
He owes me one.
253
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,976
But aren't you curious
what's behind this door?
254
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,277
Um...
255
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:42,847
No. It's probably your
dead uncle's fucking ghost.
256
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,183
Or something.
257
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,020
Uncle Theos, you in there?
258
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:49,922
Stop that.
259
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:51,856
It's me!
260
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,157
Brad, your nephew!
261
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,292
Come on. That's not funny.
262
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,994
I love what you've
done with the place, bud!
263
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:56,896
Stop it!
264
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,000
Fuck this. I'm
getting outta here.
265
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:02,967
It's fine.
266
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,770
- I don't like this!
- It's okay.
267
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:08,907
Okay, that's enough for today.
268
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,608
I wanna get the fuck outta here.
269
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:11,476
Baby, relax.
270
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,344
I'm absolutely
not going back in there!
271
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:14,412
I wanna go home!
272
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,247
I probably just rattled
something on the other side!
273
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,082
Come on!
274
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,698
You know how
you get a little obsessive
275
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,833
about things sometimes?
276
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,569
Just promise me you won't get
that way about this house.
277
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:39,537
We need to make
sure it's the right thing
278
00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,139
before we spend
everything we have.
279
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,207
Of course, baby.
280
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:47,545
You know I just want the
best of everything for us.
281
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:48,480
For you.
282
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,452
What are you reading?
283
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,888
Taxes.
284
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,156
Mm-hmm.
285
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,991
Well, I don't
care about taxes!
286
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,659
Okay, but I care about taxes.
287
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,727
I don't care about taxes!
288
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:03,628
You should care about taxes.
289
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,562
No, no-
290
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:05,263
Taxes are important.
291
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,230
It's not. It's not important.
292
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:07,665
Trust me, it's not important.
293
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,399
Okay?
294
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,236
No, we can't have the house.
295
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,173
Glad you guys didn't have
to pay for this shit hole.
296
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,441
Oh,
what, are you jealous?
297
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,642
No.
298
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,244
I mean, it's big.
299
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:21,646
It's a shit hole now,
300
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,548
but wait until you see what
I'm gonna do to it, man.
301
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,217
Barbecues, 4th of
July, fight nights.
302
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,519
You know what you need
to break this house in?
303
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,989
To fuck Julia in
every single room.
304
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,156
That's crazy
305
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,491
'cause your mom asked
me to do the same thing.
306
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,993
That's crazy because you
wouldn't last 10 seconds
307
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:35,893
with my mom.
308
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,030
She's a fucking beast.
309
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,999
That's fucked up, man.
310
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Yeah.
311
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,267
That's your mother.
312
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,469
Yeah, I know.
313
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,703
She raised you
way better than that.
314
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,005
I know. Thank you.
315
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,106
I'm
gonna tell your mom.
316
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,074
Please don't.
317
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,910
The house seemed like way
too much for us at first,
318
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,913
but I don't know, I think I've
kind of come around to it.
319
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,815
Brad really loves it.
320
00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:58,983
Yeah, I think it's cute.
321
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:02,320
Yeah, and we had just enough
to pay the taxes and stuff.
322
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,755
Plus we don't have
to carry a mortgage.
323
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:04,489
No way.
324
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,158
Which is like amazing. Yeah.
325
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,193
And Brad's gonna do all the
renovation stuff himself,
326
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,762
which is a huge help.
327
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,130
And I don't know,
328
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,767
we talked about like
maybe starting a family.
329
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,501
No way.
330
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,403
You're gonna have tiny babies?
331
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,471
The pitter
patter of little feet.
332
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:21,440
Maybe.
333
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,509
I mean, there's so much space,
334
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,078
I feel like I could open
my own salon in here.
335
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,980
Oh, so you're
gonna compete with me now?
336
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,548
Traitor.
- Girl, please.
337
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,850
I was gonna ask
you to finance me.
338
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,519
We're broke now.
339
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,988
Oh my gosh, look
at all these sweaty men.
340
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:37,889
'Sup, girls?
341
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,023
You guys want a beer?
342
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,426
Yes, please.
343
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,927
Well, Carl's
gonna pick up the pizza.
344
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,195
You gonna give
Lana the grand tour?
345
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,830
Yeah, I'm
fucking starving, bro.
346
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,899
We couldn't afford to pay
rent plus everything else,
347
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,369
so Brad's gonna be renovating
every room while we live here.
348
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,072
Well, it's better than that
tiny slum place you were in.
349
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,807
I'm gonna miss
the tiny slum place
350
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,842
in the best part of the city.
351
00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,010
What's that smell?
352
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,311
I know, right?
353
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,913
At first we thought it was
all that garbage in here,
354
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,515
but then we thought it was mold
'cause Brad has an allergy,
355
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:05,716
but the mold guy
didn't find anything.
356
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,485
I think it's
coming from over here.
357
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,687
Yeah, then there's this door.
358
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:10,388
This is bad!
359
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,823
Do you know what this is?
360
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,091
This is an evil eye.
361
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,359
What do you mean?
362
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,727
Have you opened it?
363
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,997
Yeah, but look at this.
364
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,569
Girl, no.
365
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,437
Step aside, ladies.
366
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,674
Look, it's a symbol of evil.
367
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,509
I really think
you need to do a cleanse.
368
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,477
Really?
369
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,312
We don't need
to do a cleanse, okay?
370
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,047
It's clearly some type of leak.
371
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,217
I'll just take
it down, fix the problem.
372
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,385
All right.
373
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,055
You may wanna
step back a little bit.
374
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,224
Okay.
375
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,445
What the fuck?
376
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,449
Ugh. What
the fuck happened here?
377
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,218
Jules!
378
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,261
What happened?
379
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,395
Oh my god.
380
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,230
It's a hidden room.
381
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,232
Is this where
the oil's coming from?
382
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,334
Yeah, it seems like it.
383
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,472
Whatever it is,
it looks important.
384
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,339
Oh my god.
385
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,175
Please don't let this
be a fucking dead body.
386
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,811
Relax. It's not a dead body.
387
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:42,680
Feels hard though.
388
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,816
Because it's fucking
mummified or something.
389
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:46,884
Relax.
390
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:47,786
Okay.
391
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:10,776
That's a face.
392
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,144
It's a statue.
393
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,781
Here, help me take it off.
394
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:27,291
Oh my god.
395
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,460
Shit.
396
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,895
I fucking knew it.
397
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,829
Is it real though?
398
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:32,663
Look at it.
399
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:36,200
It's probably
worth a small fortune.
400
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,603
Oh my god.
401
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,771
Wow.
402
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,842
Uncle Theos,
you fucking son of a bitch.
403
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,211
No wonder he put
up this plaster wall.
404
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,446
The old bastard
really was trying
405
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:49,981
to hide his fucking treasure.
406
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:53,818
Do you really
think it's worth anything?
407
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,220
Fuck yeah.
408
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,498
Jules.
409
00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:30,768
- Hey.
- Hey.
410
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:32,970
Oh my god, look at your face.
411
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,606
Yeah, I think that black
shit was the problem.
412
00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:38,442
Tried to get rid
of as much as I can.
413
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:40,812
Uh, where is that thing?
414
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:44,815
Isn't it sweet?
415
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:45,983
I mean, I don't love it
416
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,252
as a centerpiece
of my living room, but-
417
00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:50,387
I mean, it's way better
down here than rotting away
418
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:51,655
in that toxic room upstairs.
419
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,290
And I'll change the base, hun.
420
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,124
Don't worry.
421
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,459
I actually posted about this.
422
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,361
Let me see if
anyone said anything.
423
00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:58,496
Man, I swear,
424
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,465
I feel way better with
that room cleared out.
425
00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:03,567
Oh,
your sister commented.
426
00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:04,568
Really? What'd she say?
427
00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:05,669
Yeah.
428
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,238
"I remember Mom
saying uncle used to work
429
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,572
"at University of Chicago.
430
00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:10,140
"You should look it up
and see if anywhere there
431
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:11,609
"knows what it could be."
432
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:12,676
I just looked.
433
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,211
Theos Chambers,
University of Chicago.
434
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,646
And look.
435
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:17,781
Holy shit, look at him.
436
00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,750
Theos Z. Chambers,
437
00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:22,653
distinguished professor
of religious history
438
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:26,991
and former dean of the School
of Comparative Religion,
439
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:31,096
was suspended for physically
attacking students
440
00:25:32,564 --> 00:25:34,999
following disappearance.
441
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,400
Oh.
442
00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:37,568
So he was crazy.
443
00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:39,036
No, don't say that.
444
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,571
I don't like that.
445
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:43,841
Sorry. I didn't
mean it like that.
446
00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:46,144
Where was that from?
447
00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:49,614
U Chicago News, I guess, 2007.
448
00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:52,116
Should I call the school?
449
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,684
See if anyone
there remembers him
450
00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:56,520
that could come
look at the thing?
451
00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,656
I guess if you want to.
452
00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:01,292
Don't you wanna
know if we can sell it?
453
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,393
Yeah.
454
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,929
Sure. Of course.
455
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,933
Well, I better get back to it.
456
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:11,168
Gotta keep working on the house.
457
00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:11,902
Yeah.
458
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,270
Well, I should go get ready.
459
00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:16,173
Lana'll be here any second.
460
00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:17,575
I love you.
461
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,044
Love you too.
462
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,879
Your eyes look so weird.
463
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,548
Just the light
in the room, sweetie.
464
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:25,717
Okay.
465
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:06,324
How to save money, you
gotta buy the shit one.
466
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,200
Fuck! Fuck.
467
00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:03,915
Julia,
can I get a hand?
468
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:07,544
Thanks, Lana!
469
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,147
See you tomorrow!
470
00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,753
Oh, for Christ's sake.
471
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:24,129
Brad?
472
00:29:40,378 --> 00:29:41,478
Brad!
473
00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:42,947
Jesus Christ.
474
00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:45,984
Sorry. Are you okay?
475
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,153
Yeah. Yeah.
476
00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,988
You scared me.
477
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:53,223
What
the hell are you doing?
478
00:29:53,224 --> 00:29:54,192
Huh?
479
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:56,994
Oh, yeah.
480
00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:59,563
I was noticing a flicker
in one of the bulbs,
481
00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:01,398
so I changed the bulb,
482
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:03,934
and then I think
the wiring's just old,
483
00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:07,504
so I may have to rewire
the whole circuit now.
484
00:30:07,505 --> 00:30:09,673
Another thing to do.
485
00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,476
Anyways how are you?
486
00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:14,479
Good.
487
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:20,819
Oh, are you okay?
488
00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:24,454
Funny.
489
00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:25,656
Sorry, I stink, baby.
490
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,291
It's okay. I like it.
491
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,826
Well, wait until
you taste my breath.
492
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,128
Mm. Great.
493
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:33,897
You know,
it's come to my attention
494
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:36,767
that we have not banged
in the dining room yet.
495
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,235
What are
we gonna do about that?
496
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:40,370
We're gonna
have to change that.
497
00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:44,708
Hey, your allergies
look so much better.
498
00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,043
Wait...
499
00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:47,711
Did you not go to work today?
500
00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:49,780
What do you mean?
501
00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:51,648
What do
you mean what do I mean?
502
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:54,685
Baby, I gotta fix this house.
503
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,186
Are you kidding me?
504
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:57,654
We just spent
all of our savings.
505
00:30:57,655 --> 00:31:00,190
There's like a million things
we're gonna need money for.
506
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:02,659
And I'm saving us money
by doing all the work.
507
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:06,129
So you're just gonna stay
home from work, till when?
508
00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,900
You just, you don't get it.
509
00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:16,140
"See with yellow
eyes, you are a gateway.
510
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:23,281
"I have the power to create
or destroy precious life.
511
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:28,553
"I am fire.
512
00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:31,388
"Drink me.
513
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:32,657
"I am pleasure.
514
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,660
"Take me inside."
515
00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:39,129
Oh my, this is terrific.
516
00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:40,530
Sounds awful to me.
517
00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:43,200
Well, I was referring to
the significance of the text.
518
00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:48,305
What you have here is clearly
an altar, perhaps sacrificial,
519
00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,507
which is rare,
but not out of the question
520
00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:52,175
for ancient Mesopotamia.
521
00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:56,346
This is the absolutely unique
blend of Akkadian and Sumeric,
522
00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:59,683
yet there's
Ugaritic and Sanskrit.
523
00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:01,418
This is just fascinating.
524
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:05,556
Yeah, well we just
know our ABCs here, Doc.
525
00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:08,325
Now my
rudimentary interpretation
526
00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:11,128
is that this is a fertility God,
527
00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:13,697
hence the pregnant belly
and the exposed phallus.
528
00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:16,300
Now what you two do not
know is that it is told
529
00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:19,903
in a Dionysian tone,
representing the relationship
530
00:32:19,904 --> 00:32:22,839
between suffering
and gratification.
531
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,676
Now fire to be all consumed by
532
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:29,880
or to act upon one's raw,
carnal, animalistic lust
533
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:32,884
to the point of
self-destruction.
534
00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:36,353
Ancient religions
could be quite violent.
535
00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:37,888
No shit.
536
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:40,023
Sounds a little
bit like the devil.
537
00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:41,992
Well actually,
this predates
538
00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:43,827
Christianity's
very concept of the devil
539
00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:45,829
by about 2,000 years.
540
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:46,897
Ancient cultures did not share
541
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,999
the same diametric ideologies.
542
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,968
Do you think
Brad's uncle was hiding it
543
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,436
because it's valuable?
544
00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:54,438
Hard to say,
but a man of his
545
00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:56,206
esteemed credentials
would know better.
546
00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,141
He would take
this piece to a museum
547
00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,910
or a university for study.
548
00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,812
What he did was quite selfish.
549
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,647
But knowing
what I know about him,
550
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,915
I would say that's expected.
551
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,283
And what does that mean?
552
00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:10,954
Well, no offense, but your
uncle was a infamous recluse.
553
00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:12,622
He was brilliant though.
554
00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:15,559
He specialized in rights and
rituals of ancient cultures.
555
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,261
Now in the comparative
religion schools,
556
00:33:18,262 --> 00:33:19,997
they state that the only way
557
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,798
you can understand a
culture's belief system
558
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:24,835
is to practice it yourself.
559
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,037
I wonder...
560
00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:30,674
These in-lain
texts read like warnings.
561
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,476
I'd like to study it myself.
562
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,177
Let me discuss
it with the university.
563
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:37,247
Perhaps a offer of
acquisition could be made.
564
00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:39,316
How much would something
like this pay us?
565
00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:40,617
Well, it's hard to say,
566
00:33:40,618 --> 00:33:43,653
but due to the age and
authenticity of this piece,
567
00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:47,291
it could be
something quite significant.
568
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:50,327
What's this?
569
00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:51,561
Thank you, Professor,
570
00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:53,830
but to be honest, I'm not
sure we want to sell it.
571
00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:54,898
Brad.
572
00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:55,766
What?
573
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:56,466
Don't be rude.
574
00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:58,101
We brought him here because-
575
00:33:58,102 --> 00:34:00,604
I know, but
it's a family heirloom,
576
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:05,142
and my uncle went through a
lot of trouble to get it here.
577
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:08,612
Well, if you change your
mind, you have my card.
578
00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,648
You can call me anytime.
579
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:14,451
Your uncle was an academic.
580
00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:19,257
I can assure you he planned
to share the study of this.
581
00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,328
What the hell was that?
582
00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:27,631
That guy was
a fucking asshole.
583
00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:30,467
You heard the way he
was talking down to us.
584
00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:32,102
He thinks we're suckers, baby.
585
00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:33,904
There's no way he's gonna pay us
586
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,605
what that thing's
actually worth.
587
00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:36,673
How do you know?
588
00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:38,975
You don't even
know how much it's worth.
589
00:34:38,976 --> 00:34:40,377
I thought
we wanted to get rid of it!
590
00:34:40,378 --> 00:34:41,912
I don't want that in
my house anymore, Brad!
591
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:42,813
I get it!
592
00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:43,713
That thing creeps-
593
00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:45,683
I get it! You're mad!
594
00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:48,118
I'm sorry.
595
00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:49,986
And family heirloom?
596
00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:51,221
What the fuck was that?
597
00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:52,255
All of a sudden you were in love
598
00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:54,191
with this weird, ugly statue.
599
00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:55,460
I like it!
600
00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:58,496
I can't explain it.
601
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,798
You didn't even know your uncle.
602
00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:03,100
I
know he had a limp dick
603
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,336
and a guilty conscience.
604
00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,373
What?
605
00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:12,008
I said I like the statue.
606
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:13,743
You know, I think it's cool.
607
00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:15,745
What's wrong with that?
608
00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:16,714
No.
609
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:22,520
Did you say
your uncle had a limp dick?
610
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:27,492
What?
611
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:30,461
No.
612
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:37,835
Are you fucking with me?
613
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:47,511
Look, remember that job
I did in Lake Forest,
614
00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:49,680
you know the McMansion?
615
00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:53,416
They're antique
people, all right?
616
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:55,519
I'll give them the call.
617
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,387
I'll have them look at it.
618
00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,055
You know, we gotta get a
second opinion on this, honey.
619
00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:00,790
It's like with anything else.
620
00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:01,759
Yeah.
621
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,327
All right.
622
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,296
I just really don't want
it in the living room.
623
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,499
I'll move it, okay?
624
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,568
To the basement,
how's that sound?
625
00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:13,904
You have to get more sleep.
626
00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,272
Tell me about it.
627
00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:16,773
I keep waking up
and you're not in bed.
628
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:17,541
You're doing too much.
629
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:18,542
You have to get more sleep,
630
00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:19,943
and you have to
go back to work soon.
631
00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:22,446
No, don't start with that.
632
00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:26,816
These dreams don't
build themself, puddin'.
633
00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:27,817
Yeah.
634
00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:30,487
Well, Lana's not too hot
on the idea of going in
635
00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:34,425
on a private client
thing with me here, so...
636
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,695
You're not being
direct enough, honey.
637
00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:39,763
No, no. Listen.
638
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:42,432
You know, she's
a rich little heiress.
639
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:44,434
They're used to
getting whatever they want
640
00:36:44,435 --> 00:36:46,603
whenever they want.
641
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:49,839
She's not gonna appreciate
the subtle approach, Jules.
642
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,408
Okay, Donald.
643
00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:54,778
Teaching me the art of
the deal now are ya?
644
00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:56,479
I got an idea.
645
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,816
How about we throw a little
barbecue this weekend?
646
00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:01,418
Right, now hold on.
647
00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:02,485
We show her that the place
648
00:37:02,486 --> 00:37:05,456
is a little bit more cleaned up.
649
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,460
I'll tell her all about
how awesome it's gonna be.
650
00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:12,529
You should tell
her with your shirt off.
651
00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,831
That seems to work pretty well.
652
00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:16,099
Okay. Stop it.
653
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,467
I'm joking.
654
00:37:17,468 --> 00:37:19,669
I'm not joking.
655
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:22,439
Well, I guess if we're not
selling the thing right away,
656
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,573
we could have a little party.
657
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,075
- All right.
- That'd be nice.
658
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,377
All right.
659
00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:28,345
It's gonna be great.
660
00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:30,213
- Yeah.
- Right?
661
00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:31,482
We'll see.
662
00:37:32,683 --> 00:37:35,386
Where is this coming from?
663
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,221
You'll see.
664
00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:41,425
I guess today
it's in the kitchen.
665
00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:34,978
You said
several times in the past
666
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,413
that you think most
so-called possessions
667
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:38,648
are just
psychological or hysteric.
668
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:41,484
Why was Katie Harmon different?
669
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,353
Well, there is a myth.
670
00:38:43,354 --> 00:38:44,954
No, no, not a myth.
671
00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:47,325
A legend, a fact, of power
672
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,996
that comes from an evil that
you can't possibly understand
673
00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:55,499
unless you see what it does.
674
00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:02,540
I have seen it take hold of
good people, innocent people.
675
00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:07,811
And once it's inside of them,
it can never be removed.
676
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:11,247
Was that
evil inside Katie Harmon?
677
00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:13,583
Do you still believe that God
can help people like Katie?
678
00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:17,253
Father Penrose, do you
still believe in God?
679
00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:19,457
What happened to Katie?
680
00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:50,621
Brad?
681
00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:00,131
Brad, where are you?
682
00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:06,704
You're freaking me out, baby.
683
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,244
Brad?
684
00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:24,555
Are you in there?
685
00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:41,972
Brad?
686
00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:55,953
Brad?
687
00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:00,090
You up here?
688
00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:09,733
Answer me for fuck's sake.
689
00:41:13,437 --> 00:41:14,438
We'll see!
690
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:19,976
It's me,
Jules. It's me.
691
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,010
I'm sorry, Jules.
692
00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:21,945
I had to.
693
00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:23,313
You should have seen your face.
694
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,515
Look at your face.
695
00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:27,284
It's not funny!
696
00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:29,652
What the hell
are you doing up here?
697
00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:32,388
Oh, I was
rewiring the dining room,
698
00:41:32,389 --> 00:41:34,624
and then I think
I heard something.
699
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:37,393
We might have a raccoon.
700
00:41:37,394 --> 00:41:38,761
Look at this cool shit I found.
701
00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:40,364
I'm getting out of here.
702
00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:47,338
What the hell's
that on your face?
703
00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:52,141
Little son of a bitch.
704
00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:53,142
What are you doing?
705
00:41:53,143 --> 00:41:53,776
I'm gonna get ya.
706
00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:54,677
What are you doing?
707
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:58,849
I'm gonna get ya.
708
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,468
Stop!
709
00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:19,637
Brad!
710
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:23,841
Brad, stop it!
711
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,718
Stop!
712
00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:36,921
Stop!
713
00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:41,091
Brad, stop!
714
00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,297
Brad!
715
00:43:34,678 --> 00:43:37,347
He just tries so
hard at everything.
716
00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:38,548
Yeah.
717
00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:40,083
He's very intense.
718
00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:41,018
I know.
719
00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:44,120
It used to be exciting.
720
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:45,288
What is it now?
721
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,757
I don't know.
722
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:48,992
Scary.
723
00:43:48,993 --> 00:43:52,129
Thought
we were corn holing, bro.
724
00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:58,135
What's your deal, bro?
725
00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:01,337
I've just been thinking
a lot about his family
726
00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:02,572
and this crazy uncle
727
00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:06,175
and the whole mental illness
is a family disease thing and-
728
00:44:06,176 --> 00:44:09,112
I don't believe in
that mental health stuff.
729
00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:11,514
Did he hit
himself on the head? No?
730
00:44:11,515 --> 00:44:12,548
Okay, so he's fine.
731
00:44:12,549 --> 00:44:13,683
It's not stuff.
732
00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:16,919
They've had
a really rough few years.
733
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,589
I don't know, Julia.
734
00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:22,525
This place has bad energy.
735
00:44:22,526 --> 00:44:24,394
It needs a cleanse.
736
00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:26,863
I'll bring my sage, and
we'll take care of it.
737
00:44:26,864 --> 00:44:28,898
But I really think that's
what you need to do.
738
00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,199
My family used
to be so religious,
739
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,902
and I don't believe
in that stuff anymore.
740
00:44:32,903 --> 00:44:35,238
I don't think I do.
741
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,173
What if he's like
bipolar or something
742
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,509
and he needs to
see doctor for pills?
743
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:43,312
He beat a fucking animal to
death in our house, Lana.
744
00:44:43,313 --> 00:44:45,448
Listen ladies,
if we ain't corn holing,
745
00:44:45,449 --> 00:44:48,018
I wanna see this secret room.
746
00:45:05,669 --> 00:45:06,837
More.
747
00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:10,606
I made him
put it in the basement.
748
00:45:10,607 --> 00:45:12,975
It was creeping me out.
749
00:45:12,976 --> 00:45:15,412
See? I told you, evil.
750
00:45:16,013 --> 00:45:19,983
Yellow Eyes sounds
like a fun fellow to me.
751
00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:22,085
More.
752
00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:23,053
Brad?
753
00:45:25,422 --> 00:45:27,191
Brad, you down here?
754
00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:38,301
Yo, fuck corn hole.
755
00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:40,037
I'm good down here.
756
00:45:40,804 --> 00:45:42,438
Look at its beautiful eyes.
757
00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:44,041
That's real gold.
758
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:47,009
Yo, look at his little dick.
759
00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:48,545
And I know dicks, darling.
760
00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:51,447
There you are.
761
00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:52,750
Yo.
762
00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:57,720
I think your girl is
DTF and likes to party.
763
00:45:57,721 --> 00:45:58,621
Loves to.
764
00:45:58,622 --> 00:46:01,190
Honey, don't be weird.
765
00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:04,328
Why are you wearing sunglasses?
766
00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:06,496
Julia tells me you're
trying to get some big moolah
767
00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:07,463
for this thing.
768
00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:09,031
You better make
a offering to Yellow Eyes
769
00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:10,400
if you wanna get paid.
770
00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:14,470
I think you're right.
771
00:46:14,471 --> 00:46:16,840
All right, you guys ready?
772
00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:22,945
- Bro.
- That's crazy.
773
00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:24,580
The eyes are spinning.
774
00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:26,382
How is it doing that?
775
00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:30,052
Maybe
we should offer it more.
776
00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:32,054
Do you guys wanna go upstairs?
777
00:46:32,055 --> 00:46:33,689
It's gross down here.
778
00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:35,425
Yeah, it's nasty.
779
00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:41,597
You coming?
780
00:46:41,598 --> 00:46:45,301
No, Carl and I are gonna
hang down here for a bit.
781
00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:48,871
He's gonna help me
fix some other stuff.
782
00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:50,073
Uh, okay.
783
00:46:51,408 --> 00:46:52,341
Just hurry up.
784
00:46:52,342 --> 00:46:54,510
We still have
burgers and stuff upstairs.
785
00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:55,945
Yeah, cool, ladies.
786
00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:57,780
Be up in a few.
787
00:46:57,781 --> 00:46:58,949
Okay.
788
00:47:01,618 --> 00:47:05,255
What other cool
shit you got down here, bro?
789
00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:00,276
You got this.
790
00:48:00,277 --> 00:48:02,278
I mean, you saw all that
light in the living room.
791
00:48:02,279 --> 00:48:03,346
I feel like with some plants,
792
00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:05,882
the clients would feel so vibey.
793
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,250
You know what I mean?
794
00:48:07,251 --> 00:48:10,019
You know, this old woman
actually came in begging
795
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,188
for you on your day off.
796
00:48:12,189 --> 00:48:13,956
You work here two
or three days a week
797
00:48:13,957 --> 00:48:16,425
and we could charge picky
clients like that extra.
798
00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:18,361
They love anything that
makes them feel special.
799
00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:20,363
Right, and
I could serve them tea,
800
00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:24,066
and it'll be this
whole cozy, posh thing.
801
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:25,501
A private experience.
802
00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:27,371
Yes. An experience.
803
00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:44,453
Are you ready to get stuffed
'cause I'm fucking hungry.
804
00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:45,923
Where's Carl?
805
00:48:48,158 --> 00:48:50,527
He said he had to split.
806
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,264
Wait, seriously?
807
00:48:55,365 --> 00:48:56,700
That's so weird.
808
00:48:58,902 --> 00:49:02,105
Yeah, he's
a fucked up guy, right?
809
00:49:06,810 --> 00:49:08,711
Did you see Carl leave?
810
00:49:08,712 --> 00:49:10,780
I'll come middle of the week,
811
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,082
sage the house,
order everything,
812
00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:15,918
tell that lady to come
in as kind of a tryout,
813
00:49:15,919 --> 00:49:17,553
and charge her double.
814
00:49:17,554 --> 00:49:19,957
We split 50/50.
815
00:49:20,557 --> 00:49:21,525
Great.
816
00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:27,530
It's just
the two of us, I guess.
817
00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:28,497
Baby, you were so right.
818
00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:33,436
I told Lana exactly what
I wanted and she was so...
819
00:49:33,437 --> 00:49:36,839
You
have to burn like the sun
820
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,076
to shine like it, Julia.
821
00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:46,550
What are you doing, baby?
822
00:49:47,451 --> 00:49:48,652
Burn us all.
823
00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:03,433
Burn!
824
00:50:31,495 --> 00:50:32,429
Brad?
825
00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:35,232
Brad?
826
00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,136
What's happening?
827
00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:47,143
It's not me, Jules.
828
00:50:47,144 --> 00:50:48,412
It's not me.
829
00:50:52,582 --> 00:50:53,650
It's not me.
830
00:51:22,112 --> 00:51:23,280
Brad?
831
00:51:28,885 --> 00:51:30,053
Are you okay?
832
00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:33,523
Stop it!
833
00:51:34,157 --> 00:51:35,325
Stop it!
834
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:48,925
Hi.
835
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,461
It's great.
836
00:53:52,462 --> 00:53:54,497
Big change, you know?
837
00:54:01,838 --> 00:54:03,872
Yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry to call so late,
838
00:54:03,873 --> 00:54:05,742
it's just, I think...
839
00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:10,145
Brad's having some trouble
840
00:54:10,146 --> 00:54:12,649
and I really think if you...
841
00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:15,785
No, I know.
842
00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:22,259
I just, I think
he's really, really sick.
843
00:54:25,729 --> 00:54:27,630
No, don't worry.
844
00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:29,766
He's fine now, I think.
845
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,768
Mm-hmm.
846
00:54:32,802 --> 00:54:33,803
Good night.
847
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,875
Was that Maddy?
848
00:54:42,245 --> 00:54:43,713
Yeah, it was.
849
00:54:44,914 --> 00:54:48,618
She wants to know
how you're doing, baby.
850
00:54:50,253 --> 00:54:51,955
She did?
851
00:55:11,441 --> 00:55:14,176
Do you remember
our first date?
852
00:55:14,177 --> 00:55:17,646
I remember the first time
you got fucked in the ass.
853
00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:21,283
We went walking together
by the water for hours.
854
00:55:21,284 --> 00:55:22,518
I had these awful shoe bites
855
00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:26,856
because I was wearing new
sandals without any socks.
856
00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:31,460
I'm gonna stab you to death.
857
00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:34,064
You, you were so thoughtful.
858
00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:37,533
You saw that I was bleeding
and you lent me your socks,
859
00:55:37,534 --> 00:55:38,667
and I couldn't believe it,
860
00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:41,971
but I actually
put on your used socks.
861
00:55:44,307 --> 00:55:48,844
I hardly knew you and I could
tell you'd do anything for me.
862
00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:50,479
I started falling
in love with you for it
863
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,948
on that first date.
864
00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:54,551
Isn't that funny?
865
00:55:58,421 --> 00:55:59,622
My jewel.
866
00:56:04,327 --> 00:56:06,029
I love you so much.
867
00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:12,134
Let me know what I can
do to help you, baby.
868
00:56:12,135 --> 00:56:14,838
Let me fist fuck your corpse.
869
00:56:19,609 --> 00:56:24,013
I called you Jules 'cause
you're shiny like a jewel.
870
00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:33,123
Let's kill my sister and eat
her cunt babies together.
871
00:56:37,894 --> 00:56:39,496
My perfect jewel.
872
00:56:42,165 --> 00:56:44,134
I don't wanna hurt you.
873
00:56:47,003 --> 00:56:48,671
I'm scared, Jules.
874
00:56:50,273 --> 00:56:53,843
I'm so scared.
875
00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:34,551
Well, hello there.
876
00:57:38,588 --> 00:57:40,789
I said, hello there.
877
00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:41,890
What are you doing here?
878
00:57:41,891 --> 00:57:44,827
For my
hair, sweetie? Why else?
879
00:57:44,828 --> 00:57:47,129
Look, I'm sorry,
but you can't be here.
880
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:50,966
Well, your boss said that
you were doing home services.
881
00:57:50,967 --> 00:57:53,869
We tried to call you,
but you didn't answer.
882
00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:55,637
I have a hot date tonight.
883
00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:58,574
Do you believe it?
884
00:57:58,575 --> 00:58:00,542
My roots are
showing, and I am desperate.
885
00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:02,444
You are the absolute best.
886
00:58:02,445 --> 00:58:03,512
I'm sorry.
887
00:58:03,513 --> 00:58:04,713
I can't.
888
00:58:04,714 --> 00:58:07,015
I have an emergency.
889
00:58:07,016 --> 00:58:10,719
Oh, please. There's no
greater emergency than mine.
890
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,223
Imagine not
being laid for 20 years.
891
00:58:14,224 --> 00:58:16,059
I'm sorry. I can't.
892
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:18,495
Um...
893
00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:21,898
I'll pay you $300. Hmm?
894
00:58:22,966 --> 00:58:23,832
No.
895
00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:24,533
Four?
896
00:58:24,534 --> 00:58:25,367
- No.
- Five?
897
00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:26,401
No.
898
00:58:26,402 --> 00:58:28,737
Hey, look,
I could do this all day.
899
00:58:28,738 --> 00:58:31,974
I sold all my ex-husband's
shit in the divorce,
900
00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:36,145
so mama is going to get
what mama wants tonight.
901
00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,617
Hang on one second, okay?
902
00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:44,053
Brad, baby, are you here?
903
00:58:47,557 --> 00:58:49,258
Brad?
904
00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:50,660
What the fuck?
905
00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:55,765
Brad!
906
00:59:14,317 --> 00:59:15,350
Hello?
907
00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:16,518
Hi.
908
00:59:16,519 --> 00:59:17,920
Mr. Gross,
this is Julia Chambers,
909
00:59:17,921 --> 00:59:21,990
the one with the Yellow
Eyes altar deity thing.
910
00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:25,861
Yes, it's Dr.
Gross, but sure, I remember.
911
00:59:25,862 --> 00:59:27,429
Do you still want it?
912
00:59:27,430 --> 00:59:29,532
Can you take it today?
913
00:59:30,266 --> 00:59:32,968
I'm afraid
that's not possible.
914
00:59:32,969 --> 00:59:35,737
There's a protocol for the
university's acquisition of-
915
00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:38,173
No, you don't understand.
916
00:59:38,174 --> 00:59:39,408
I'll pay you.
917
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,409
Can you just
take it out of here?
918
00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,145
I'll give you $500.
919
00:59:43,479 --> 00:59:44,746
Listen, Mrs. Chambers,
920
00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:46,415
I'm not a man with a van.
921
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:47,282
I don't just-
922
00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:48,685
Cash. Today.
923
00:59:49,619 --> 00:59:51,620
You said this is
an important artifact.
924
00:59:51,621 --> 00:59:54,957
If Theos Chambers
wanted it, you do too.
925
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:59,062
I'll come
there in an hour or so.
926
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,435
What's your husband's name?
927
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,636
Depends.
928
01:00:07,637 --> 01:00:09,372
What, sweetheart?
929
01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:13,942
I like your house.
930
01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:15,144
Small.
931
01:00:15,678 --> 01:00:18,615
I bet you and your husband
call it cozy, right?
932
01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:22,251
What's that noise?
933
01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:24,787
Your husband?
934
01:00:25,688 --> 01:00:28,825
Is he gonna keep
making that noise?
935
01:00:32,028 --> 01:00:33,962
For God's sake, if he
doesn't stop doing that,
936
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:35,964
you're gonna poke my eye out.
937
01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:38,100
I'm sorry. I'll
ask him to keep it down.
938
01:00:38,101 --> 01:00:39,201
If it weren't for their dicks
939
01:00:39,202 --> 01:00:44,006
and their wallets, right?
940
01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:45,874
Brad? Honey, can you
please keep it down?
941
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,909
I'm trying to work.
942
01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:49,411
Listen, you fucking...
943
01:00:49,412 --> 01:00:50,579
Whatever the fuck you are.
944
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,347
I'll let you out when you get
the fuck out of my husband
945
01:00:52,348 --> 01:00:53,582
and you leave us alone.
946
01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:55,051
Do you hear me?
947
01:00:57,253 --> 01:00:58,721
Do you hear me?
948
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,994
I'm glad
we decided to go lighter.
949
01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:07,095
When you're older than dirt,
950
01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:09,499
you need all
the help you can get.
951
01:01:13,970 --> 01:01:18,708
If only Curtis could watch
us shut you up, Gretchen.
952
01:01:20,309 --> 01:01:23,779
Sorry, my
husband's been working...
953
01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:24,947
Gretchen?
954
01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:17,767
Brad?
955
01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:22,337
Brad?
956
01:02:22,338 --> 01:02:25,408
Julia, we see you.
957
01:02:27,310 --> 01:02:28,277
Carl?
958
01:02:29,045 --> 01:02:32,280
I am everyone.
959
01:02:32,281 --> 01:02:33,816
I am all of you.
960
01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:38,487
Please,
I know you can hear me.
961
01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:39,455
I wanna...
962
01:02:44,227 --> 01:02:46,996
We can't wait to drink you.
963
01:03:12,088 --> 01:03:14,223
Let's make more of me.
964
01:03:38,881 --> 01:03:40,016
Oh fuck.
965
01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:42,584
So am I to gather
966
01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:45,287
that because you have a
possessed zombie friend
967
01:03:45,288 --> 01:03:46,254
in the basement,
968
01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:49,424
I will not be leaving
with the artifact today?
969
01:03:49,425 --> 01:03:51,426
Look, I'm sorry.
970
01:03:51,427 --> 01:03:53,628
If you really feel
that you're in danger,
971
01:03:53,629 --> 01:03:55,397
you ought to call the police.
972
01:03:55,398 --> 01:03:56,665
But it's not Brad.
973
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:57,699
It's this Yellow Eyes thing.
974
01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,335
I think it takes over their
minds and their bodies.
975
01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:02,571
It's very
possible to become engrossed
976
01:04:02,572 --> 01:04:05,874
in the symbolism of any
mythology and act it out.
977
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,809
That's called
a psychological fervor.
978
01:04:07,810 --> 01:04:10,245
It happens in
every religious tradition.
979
01:04:10,246 --> 01:04:12,480
Runs in the family apparently.
980
01:04:12,481 --> 01:04:13,982
What do you mean?
981
01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:17,152
Dr. Chambers was arrested
for attacking students,
982
01:04:17,153 --> 01:04:18,587
but that's not what happened.
983
01:04:18,588 --> 01:04:21,690
He was grooming them
for occult activities,
984
01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:23,625
hosting debauched parties,
985
01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:26,161
and the word just got
back to the university.
986
01:04:26,162 --> 01:04:28,063
I can assure you he was nothing
987
01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:32,101
but a old harmless pervert
with a God complex.
988
01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:34,570
Mr. Chambers.
989
01:04:36,138 --> 01:04:38,241
Nice to see you again.
990
01:04:40,176 --> 01:04:42,611
You're looking well.
991
01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:45,380
I was just, uh,
hanging out with the wife.
992
01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:49,151
She invited me over
to fetch the artifact.
993
01:04:58,828 --> 01:05:02,431
Yes. My wife's
a lovely host, isn't she?
994
01:05:06,202 --> 01:05:09,704
The artifact,
it's in the basement.
995
01:05:09,705 --> 01:05:10,673
Come on.
996
01:05:25,454 --> 01:05:27,589
You know,
your wife seems to think
997
01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:32,494
that the idea of the altar
has had an effect on you,
998
01:05:32,495 --> 01:05:33,895
so to speak.
999
01:05:33,896 --> 01:05:36,932
What idea is that?
1000
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,267
Debauchery.
1001
01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:43,371
You know what? This is silly.
1002
01:05:43,372 --> 01:05:45,373
I don't even know
what I was thinking.
1003
01:05:45,374 --> 01:05:48,310
I was just overly enthusiastic
about seeing the artifact.
1004
01:05:48,311 --> 01:05:49,945
You know what?
I'm not even the guy that
1005
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:50,979
should be doing this.
1006
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:52,414
You have all
the help you need here.
1007
01:05:52,415 --> 01:05:54,382
Now wrap your arms around me.
1008
01:05:54,383 --> 01:05:57,019
Brad, what are you doing?
1009
01:06:03,426 --> 01:06:04,660
Brad, stop it!
1010
01:06:26,849 --> 01:06:29,085
I know you're still in there!
1011
01:07:33,482 --> 01:07:36,152
Brad, Julia, anybody home?
1012
01:08:14,857 --> 01:08:17,159
Let's cleanse this space.
1013
01:08:19,528 --> 01:08:20,596
Brad? Julia?
1014
01:08:55,498 --> 01:08:58,266
You're Abbot Penrose.
1015
01:08:58,267 --> 01:09:01,236
They told me you were here.
1016
01:09:01,237 --> 01:09:02,470
I know about your vow.
1017
01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:04,439
I know you don't do what
you used to do anymore,
1018
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:06,774
but I need your help.
1019
01:09:06,775 --> 01:09:08,943
My husband is possessed.
1020
01:09:08,944 --> 01:09:09,878
I know it's real.
1021
01:09:09,879 --> 01:09:11,112
I've seen it.
1022
01:09:11,113 --> 01:09:13,148
I just need him back.
1023
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,617
Please help me!
1024
01:09:15,784 --> 01:09:18,853
I need a fucking
exorcist, do you hear me?
1025
01:09:18,854 --> 01:09:20,054
Please.
1026
01:09:20,055 --> 01:09:21,623
Please help me.
1027
01:09:21,624 --> 01:09:25,393
Only God, only some kind
of God can help him now.
1028
01:09:25,394 --> 01:09:27,563
Please fucking help me!
1029
01:09:53,355 --> 01:09:56,225
I'm not fucking around, Father.
1030
01:09:59,595 --> 01:10:02,730
My Brad, he's still in there
behind those yellow eyes,
1031
01:10:02,731 --> 01:10:03,866
and I just...
1032
01:10:07,903 --> 01:10:09,305
Yellow eyes?
1033
01:10:11,473 --> 01:10:13,576
You know what it is?
1034
01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:16,545
Please.
1035
01:10:18,614 --> 01:10:21,182
What is it you think I can do?
1036
01:10:21,183 --> 01:10:24,252
Make sense out of insanity?
1037
01:10:24,253 --> 01:10:27,089
Say a prayer over him or chant,
1038
01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:30,291
"The power of
Christ compels you,"
1039
01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:33,562
and turn chaos
into order like magic?
1040
01:10:37,032 --> 01:10:41,869
Do you really believe a
demon like this gives a shit
1041
01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:45,641
about the power of
a God it's never known?
1042
01:10:57,553 --> 01:10:59,622
You want to free him?
1043
01:11:01,657 --> 01:11:05,526
And stop him from taking
everyone you've ever known
1044
01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:07,596
or loved with him?
1045
01:11:08,364 --> 01:11:12,534
You take this and you
pull it across his throat.
1046
01:11:14,837 --> 01:11:16,337
If I put this through
his throat, Father,
1047
01:11:16,338 --> 01:11:19,173
I'll be putting it to my own,
1048
01:11:19,174 --> 01:11:21,542
and it'll be
because you told me to.
1049
01:11:21,543 --> 01:11:24,279
Don't put
your conscience on me, child.
1050
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,415
Why not? You put yours on us.
1051
01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:28,950
You've given up on people,
1052
01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:30,685
but you're just as evil
if you don't do anything
1053
01:11:30,686 --> 01:11:34,022
when you know you can help us.
1054
01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:36,958
You said a priest can't
exercise a demon for good.
1055
01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:38,293
For how long?
1056
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,160
It is not-
1057
01:11:39,161 --> 01:11:40,396
How long?
1058
01:11:46,168 --> 01:11:48,537
Perhaps just long enough
1059
01:11:53,509 --> 01:11:57,346
for you to see his true
self one last time.
1060
01:12:03,552 --> 01:12:06,688
I kindly ask
all negative spirits
1061
01:12:06,689 --> 01:12:08,991
to please exit the space,
1062
01:12:10,359 --> 01:12:13,528
make room for only positivity
1063
01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:16,732
as Brad and
Julia create their home.
1064
01:12:23,238 --> 01:12:25,040
Brad, is Julia here?
1065
01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:27,943
No, Lana. She's not.
1066
01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:36,452
Let's pretend I'm not Brad.
1067
01:12:38,053 --> 01:12:40,288
But you are Brad.
1068
01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:41,457
No.
1069
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,894
I'm just a guy who wants you.
1070
01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:52,600
Oh my god, don't say that.
1071
01:12:52,601 --> 01:12:53,968
Julia's my friend.
1072
01:12:53,969 --> 01:12:55,371
Sure she is.
1073
01:12:55,971 --> 01:12:56,939
Oh fuck.
1074
01:12:58,974 --> 01:13:00,442
Brad, we can't.
1075
01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:03,010
Yes, we can.
1076
01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:04,680
No. Please stop.
1077
01:13:10,953 --> 01:13:12,253
If you can
get us to the altar,
1078
01:13:12,254 --> 01:13:14,288
we might have a chance.
1079
01:13:14,289 --> 01:13:15,723
How many has it taken?
1080
01:13:15,724 --> 01:13:18,259
Two,
I think, one is dead.
1081
01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:19,694
No, it doesn't want them dead.
1082
01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:22,497
It wants them miserable.
1083
01:13:22,498 --> 01:13:26,301
Yellow Eyes wants
you to suffer, to crave.
1084
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:29,670
The more souls it can
bring to the sacrifice,
1085
01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:31,873
the stronger it gets
1086
01:13:31,874 --> 01:13:36,612
and the longer they live so
they can feed and host it,
1087
01:13:39,715 --> 01:13:41,717
potentially forever.
1088
01:13:42,885 --> 01:13:44,385
Holy water?
1089
01:13:44,386 --> 01:13:46,155
Will that stop them?
1090
01:13:47,122 --> 01:13:49,390
No, I'm thirsty.
1091
01:13:49,391 --> 01:13:50,993
Please open that.
1092
01:13:56,665 --> 01:13:58,533
I tracked this down
1093
01:13:58,534 --> 01:14:01,636
when I realized
that Yellow Eyes was older
1094
01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:05,441
and more powerful
than I could understand.
1095
01:14:08,544 --> 01:14:12,881
Your husband is the first,
means he was chosen.
1096
01:14:13,749 --> 01:14:18,687
He is hosting the demon,
gathering its cult of followers.
1097
01:14:21,824 --> 01:14:25,560
When was the last time you
heard your husband's voice?
1098
01:14:25,561 --> 01:14:29,464
I mean, and we're certain
that it was really him?
1099
01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:31,834
Two nights ago, I think.
1100
01:14:33,902 --> 01:14:37,205
I asked him to
remember our first date.
1101
01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:39,608
And he told me he loved me.
1102
01:14:41,643 --> 01:14:44,612
Well, if he can hear you,
1103
01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:48,382
anything that might make
the old Brad feel something
1104
01:14:48,383 --> 01:14:52,221
that isn't the demon
1105
01:14:53,522 --> 01:14:57,692
might give me enough
time to breach the altar.
1106
01:14:57,693 --> 01:15:01,929
Understand this, if they
don't get what they need
1107
01:15:01,930 --> 01:15:07,035
and we don't get out on time,
they will kill to get it back.
1108
01:15:21,283 --> 01:15:22,951
Do you understand?
1109
01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:49,443
Fuck. Where is that flashlight?
1110
01:15:49,444 --> 01:15:50,611
You have it.
1111
01:15:50,612 --> 01:15:52,147
Right.
1112
01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,631
Oh Jesus.
1113
01:17:19,835 --> 01:17:23,672
Look
who's come to join us.
1114
01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:25,874
Welcome home.
1115
01:17:27,909 --> 01:17:30,045
We came to help you.
1116
01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:35,783
Penrose, the failure,
1117
01:17:35,784 --> 01:17:38,219
we thought you gave up.
1118
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,421
Come to pray for us?
1119
01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:41,222
I learned the last time
1120
01:17:41,223 --> 01:17:43,824
that you're more
powerful than I am.
1121
01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:46,227
You are legion, the many.
1122
01:17:46,228 --> 01:17:48,162
You can't be defeated.
1123
01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:50,965
Sleep
with us, you failed fuck.
1124
01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:54,035
I might do that this time.
1125
01:17:54,036 --> 01:17:56,504
I feel we belong together.
1126
01:17:56,505 --> 01:18:00,508
Don't
patronize us, you fucking cunt!
1127
01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:01,677
Julia.
1128
01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:05,414
Brad, I know you can hear me,
1129
01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:10,852
and I know you still love me.
1130
01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:16,991
Drink.
1131
01:18:16,992 --> 01:18:20,362
Join us so we can
always be together.
1132
01:18:20,896 --> 01:18:22,329
Have mercy on us, oh God,
1133
01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:25,800
with your steadfast love
according to your mercy,
1134
01:18:25,801 --> 01:18:28,569
blot out our transgressions.
1135
01:18:28,570 --> 01:18:30,738
Remember our wedding day?
1136
01:18:30,739 --> 01:18:31,772
Your sister Maddy was there.
1137
01:18:31,773 --> 01:18:33,241
Your mom too.
1138
01:18:33,775 --> 01:18:36,444
Your mom looked so healthy.
1139
01:18:36,445 --> 01:18:37,778
She was having such a good day
1140
01:18:37,779 --> 01:18:39,413
that day, remember?
- Search my soul, oh God.
1141
01:18:39,414 --> 01:18:40,548
You know me.
1142
01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,450
You know I love you.
1143
01:18:42,451 --> 01:18:43,317
Remember what you said to me!
1144
01:18:43,318 --> 01:18:44,285
Mercy on our friends.
1145
01:18:44,286 --> 01:18:45,419
In front of all of
our friends,
1146
01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:47,488
right after Carl's speech.
1147
01:18:47,489 --> 01:18:49,091
You looked at me,
1148
01:18:50,258 --> 01:18:51,460
you kissed me,
1149
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,162
and you said...
1150
01:18:59,267 --> 01:19:00,268
My jewel.
1151
01:19:03,338 --> 01:19:04,839
My precious jewel.
1152
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:06,942
Lord, set them free.
1153
01:19:10,312 --> 01:19:12,012
Stay with me!
1154
01:19:12,013 --> 01:19:14,249
I need it!
1155
01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:20,021
I need it!
1156
01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:33,935
And I'll make you beg for it.
1157
01:19:35,303 --> 01:19:36,772
Ow!
1158
01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:50,318
To the faithless Father...
1159
01:19:53,488 --> 01:19:55,791
And the faithful wife.
1160
01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:07,067
I love you, baby.
1161
01:20:07,068 --> 01:20:09,069
Let me give you what you need.
1162
01:20:09,070 --> 01:20:10,939
What you all need.
1163
01:21:07,429 --> 01:21:09,130
No!
1164
01:22:09,491 --> 01:22:11,192
What now, Father?
1165
01:22:13,194 --> 01:22:15,462
Without these they'll dry out.
1166
01:22:15,463 --> 01:22:18,433
And then will
they change back?
1167
01:22:20,001 --> 01:22:22,837
We'll open
the door and find out.
1168
01:22:38,887 --> 01:22:40,654
Ronnie, so
glad you can make it
1169
01:22:40,655 --> 01:22:41,889
to our little house warming.
1170
01:22:41,890 --> 01:22:44,825
Congratulations
to the handsome couple.
1171
01:22:44,826 --> 01:22:46,660
Well, thank you for inviting me.
1172
01:22:46,661 --> 01:22:47,662
Wow.
1173
01:22:57,439 --> 01:23:00,342
I'll tell you, I got the map.
1174
01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:02,577
Quite a party.
1175
01:23:03,845 --> 01:23:04,712
How you doing?
1176
01:23:04,713 --> 01:23:06,982
Hey, nice to meet you.
1177
01:23:09,417 --> 01:23:12,152
You know, we work so hard
in these house acquisitions
1178
01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:14,488
and usually
we never see the client again.
1179
01:23:14,489 --> 01:23:16,724
So thank you so
much for including me.
1180
01:23:16,725 --> 01:23:17,825
I appreciate it.
1181
01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:18,726
Of course.
1182
01:23:18,727 --> 01:23:20,094
Friends and family, Ronnie.
1183
01:23:20,095 --> 01:23:22,029
Friends and family.
1184
01:23:22,030 --> 01:23:24,298
Baby, Ronnie's here.
1185
01:23:24,299 --> 01:23:24,999
Hey.
1186
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,266
Ronnie.
1187
01:23:26,267 --> 01:23:28,035
What's this? A priest?
1188
01:23:28,036 --> 01:23:30,137
Here to bless the house?
1189
01:23:30,138 --> 01:23:31,772
Jules, get this man a drink.
1190
01:23:31,773 --> 01:23:33,907
You look thirsty.
1191
01:23:33,908 --> 01:23:35,076
Yep.
1192
01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:39,279
My wife hates
it when I drink midday,
1193
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:42,217
but, you know, it's an occasion.
1194
01:23:47,922 --> 01:23:49,556
Oh.
1195
01:23:49,557 --> 01:23:52,761
I'll just
say you weren't here.
74262
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof