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[audience applauding]
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[Drew] Good evening everybody
and welcome to Who's Line Is It
Anyway?
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On tonight's show, he has a
good beat, Greg Proops.
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He really rocks,
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Wayne Brady.
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He's easy to dance to,
Colin Mochrie.
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And you will be humming
it all night, Ryan Stiles.
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I'm your host Drew Carey,
come on now let's have
some fun.
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[audience applauding]
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Hello.
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Hello, welcome to
Whose Line Is It Anyway,
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the show where everything's
made up and the points don't
matter.
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That's right. The points don't
mean a thing.
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Just like the bowtie on
a Chippendale dancer.
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[laughing]
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What happens, is you never
seen the show before,
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these four guys are
gonna come up,
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they're gonna make stuff up
for you right on the spot.
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Based on suggestions
from the audience
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and things we have
written on these cards here,
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they've never seen the
suggestions before the show.
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They don't know what's
on these cards
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and just make it all up.
At the end of every game,
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I give them points.
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Just little gag to hold
the show together. Don't get
excited about them.
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And, uh, at the end of
the show, I pick a winner
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and the winner gets to do
a little something with me.
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[audience laughs]
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[audience whooping]
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Please. that wasn't...
if it was, I'd be doing
it right now.
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[audience laughing]
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So, ready to start? Let's go
with weird newscasters.
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This is for all four of you.
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Colin, you're gonna be
anchorman of a news show.
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Uh, Greg, you're the
co-anchor. You're a heckler.
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[audience laughs]
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Sports is Wayne.
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You're a precocious
multi-talented child star.
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[audience laughs]
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And Ryan, you're doing
the weather.
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You're an angry NBA player
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about to get ejected.
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[audience laughs]
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-So you're like Karl Mal--
-About to get what?
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-[scoffs]
-You're Karl Malone.
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So whenever you're ready and
whenever you hear music,
go ahead and start, Colin.
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[music playing]
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-Hello.
-[audience laughs]
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I'm Jackson Goodreader--
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You suck.
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[audience laughing and
applauding]
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Boring. Boring.
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And welcome to
the six o'clock news.
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Yawn.
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Unfortunately,
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everything happened at
3:48 today.
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So we have nothing to tell you.
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[audience laughs]
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Over to you.
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Snore. Snore.
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[audience laughs]
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Nice haircut. Lose a bet?
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[laughs]
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Nice top. You got the bottoms
to those?
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[laughs hysterically]
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Nice shirt.
What's your average?
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[laughs]
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Bring on the chicks.
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[audience laughing
and clapping]
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You're all right, I was just
helping you.
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[slurring]
I was just helping you.
Go on I'll help you. Go on.
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Go on, I'll help you.
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Thank for that insightful
report.
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Shut up.
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And now over to sports.
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With Reginald Reginald
Reginald.
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That's Reginald Reginald
Reginal, it's French.
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[audience laughing]
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Today all of the sports teams
decided to get together
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and hold a little show
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starring
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me because everyone knows
sports are fun.
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[audience laughing]
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[singing] Just when
the tennis players take a fall.
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John McEnroe likes
to hit a ball in saw.
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I'm doing this for my mom.
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[audience whooping]
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-He was singing.
-Watch the elbow.
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He was singing.
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And now over to the weather.
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Let's see what's happening
this week in weather.
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-He is dancing too.
-Yeah.
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Well. thanks.
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If you can see, we got a sunny
weekend in store for the West
Coast here
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and moving on to the east
over here, we got some rain.
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Ooh. Touched that cloud
there little bit.
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Touch of... What?
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What are you talking about?
I barely touched the cloud.
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What? What are you, little man?
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What are you, big man? And your
little man is older than this?
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Are you kicking me out?
I don't think you're
kicking me out.
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Oh you are?
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That's fine.
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Okay, that's fine.
Oh dammit.
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[audience whooping
and clapping]
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All right. All right.
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Yeah.
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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[hisses]
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Well, that's
This is Not News
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Join us tomorrow
for more news and
more news stories.
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Good night.
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[audience cheering and
clapping]
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That was great.
A 1000 points for everybody.
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Of course, I have to subtract
500 points for Ryan.
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Cause he forgot to kick
a photographer.
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[audience laughs]
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[mouthing]
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Let's go on to a game called
African Chants.
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Called African Chant,
it's for Wayne.
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We have Laura Hall and
Linda Taylor on guitar.
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[audience whooping and
clapping]
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[Drew] Take that chair.
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I know just the guy to pick.
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Hello, how are you?
What's your name, sir?
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-Pat.
-Pat, what do you do for
a living?
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-I'm a sprinkler guy.
-Sprinkler guy, are you?
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That's a good name
for a thing to get involved.
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I trust you.
Okay, come on up here.
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And, uh...
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Wayne, this is Pat.
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-Pat's a sprinkler guy.
-Yeah.
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-Yeah.
-And, uh...
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Yeah.
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-[grunts]
-Now this is, uh,
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someone gonna do, uh, Ryan,
Colin, Greg, gonna do back up
for Wayne here.
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We're gonna sing to
Pat the sprinkler guy
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and you're gonna do an
African chant.
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Right on.
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♪ Hello, Pat... ♪
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♪ Pat sprinkler guy ♪
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♪ Ahoo... ♪
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♪ Oooh ♪
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♪ Uncle Pat ♪
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He go... [sputters]
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[all sputter]
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♪ Oh, did the rain no come ♪
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♪ Pat make the water,
the ground ♪
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♪ Oh, Pat ♪
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[all] ♪ Oh-hoo ♪
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♪ Pat come ♪
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[audience laughs]
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♪ Oh... ♪
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[all] ♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Pat make the water ♪
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♪ So the animals don't go
to sleep ♪
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♪ Pat ♪
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[all] ♪ Pat ♪
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♪ P ♪
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[all] ♪ P ♪
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♪ A ♪
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♪ A ♪
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♪ T ♪
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[all] ♪ T ♪
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♪ If Pat were an animal ♪
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♪ Pat would be an elephant ♪
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[sputtering]
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Ah! Hoo... ♪
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Thank you.
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[audience cheering and
applauding]
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Pat.
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Pat.
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Thank you...
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That was great.
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Oh man.
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[vocalizing]
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Did not let me back after
yesterday.
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They'll make you
a prince after that.
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If we...
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Okay? Hey, I feel, feels like
rain. How about you guys?
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[laughs]
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[Drew laughs] The guy just
smoked up some sprinkles.
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Uh...
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[vocalizing]
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[laughs]
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Thousand, 50,
50,000, 50...
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Now let's go on a game
called Scenes from a Hat.
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Scenes from a Hat is for
the all four of you.
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Ryan and Colin in one side,
Greg and Wayne on the other.
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What I'm gonna do is,
I'm gonna take this very
patriotic hat here.
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And what we do is
before the show,
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we asked
the audience to write down
scenes they'd like to see.
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And we're gonna
have these guys come up
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with as many different
examples of these scenes
as we can.
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Let's start out.
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State mottoes rejected for
license plates.
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Mississippi: We do too
have all our teeth.
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[buzzer rings]
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[audience whoops]
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Utah:
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30,000 wives can't be wrong.
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Miami.
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The land that time remembered.
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-[buzzer rings]
-Miami is a city.
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Florida.
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Not to be confused with Miami.
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Montana.
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How fast can you drive?
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[buzzer rings]
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Texas:
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Capital punishment rocks.
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You got that right, bubba!
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What God created on
an off day?
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"And I shall call it the other
white meat."
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"Hey, buddy.
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I'm Pauly Shore."
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[laughs]
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And they shall be known
as the Dodgers.
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Bad things to hear from
the doctor who's operating
on you.
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"That's a good looking wife
you have."
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[buzzer buzzes]
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"You are my first patient
in America."
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[buzzer buzzes]
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Ooh, that's different.
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[buzzer buzzes]
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Fire me? [scoffs]
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Sure, fire me.
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President Clinton's things
to do list.
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Switch to a pipe.
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[buzzer buzzes]
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When having an affair...
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Pick someone good looking.
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[audience cheers]
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[Drew] Okay,
thank you very much.
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That's it.
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We're going to
go to commercial.
We'll be right back
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with more
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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Right after this,
don't go anywhere.
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Welcome back to Whose Line
Is It Anyway?
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The show where everything's
made up and the points
don't matter.
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That's right.
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The points don't matter
just like a congressman from
Rhode Island.
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Wow. You seem to have the
entire state of Rhode Island
in there.
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[laughs]
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Now let's go on to a game
called Change Emotions.
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It's called change emotions for
Ryan, Colin and Greg.
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What happens is these guys
gonna act out a scene
and, uh...
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These objects...
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Why don't you grab one
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There you go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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-Safety please.
-Easy big fella.
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Yeah.
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Each item that I gave them,
uh...
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...has a particular emotion
attached to it.
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-And what we are holding is--
-[laughs]
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Yeah.
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Whosever holding the prop
has to display that emotion.
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And your scene is...
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Your big game hunters and your
lost in the jungle.
262
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,039
And the canteen
represents lust.
263
00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:40,259
And, uh...
264
00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:43,070
at the jungle knife.
265
00:11:44,129 --> 00:11:47,000
The jungle knife
represents fury.
266
00:11:47,019 --> 00:11:48,210
Like you are furious if your
holding the jungle knife.
267
00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:51,139
So go ahead and start
the scene.
268
00:11:51,159 --> 00:11:54,169
Why are there so many trees
in the jungle?
269
00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:57,200
Hey calm down. They're part
of the ecosystem, dude.
270
00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,100
Look!
271
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,259
You're only on this trip
because we needed someone to
carry the pack.
272
00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:03,259
Whoa!
273
00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:04,259
You need to take it--
274
00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:10,049
[yelling] We need that water.
275
00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,179
We're almost out of water.
276
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,129
All the liquid's almost gone.
277
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,029
You don't have anymore.
You take care of it.
278
00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:19,210
God, you look really strong
with that knife in your hand.
279
00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,269
I never noticed the cut of your
jib before.
280
00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:23,169
But you're my kind of explorer.
281
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,139
Hey, take it easy.
Why do you let me cut the trail
for a while.
282
00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:27,139
No. Let me
lick the trail clean.
283
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,289
All right, Maybe he's right.
284
00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:32,000
Argh!
285
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,009
Hey.
286
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,190
That was uncalled for.
287
00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,139
Excuse me.
288
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,289
-I'm sorry.
-Excuse me.
289
00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:42,230
I'm the head of the expedition.
290
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,100
This is not right.
291
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,110
Yes, run through the forest and
cut there on the plants,
292
00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:47,139
since it's already in you.
293
00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:48,279
You're having some issues?
Aren't you?
294
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,019
Yes.
295
00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:51,039
Yes, I am.
296
00:12:51,059 --> 00:12:52,029
[audience applauds]
297
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,070
Well, Mr. Third Wheel
298
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:57,190
will just bleed over here,
if it's all right with you.
299
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,110
Oh, don't be
such a grouse.
300
00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:01,009
Here. I'll take it out.
301
00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:03,019
Oh, look at the mess you made.
302
00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:04,120
Oh, clean that off.
303
00:13:04,139 --> 00:13:05,210
Will you clean this?
304
00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:07,210
-Do you have to do everything
on this--
-Yeah.
305
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,090
Yes, I will.
306
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,090
[buzzer buzzes]
307
00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:16,029
[clapping]
308
00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:24,149
That was 1000 points.
309
00:13:24,169 --> 00:13:25,190
Now don't play with him
on the way home.
310
00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:26,169
We don't want you to
get into a car accident.
311
00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,200
Now, let's go
onto a game called...
[laughs]
312
00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:33,230
Greatest hits.
313
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,080
This is for Colin, Ryan
and Wayne with Laura Hall
on piano,
314
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,159
Linda Taylor on guitar.
315
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:45,000
Colin and Ryan are our
TV commercial guys,
316
00:13:45,019 --> 00:13:46,230
talking about a big
compilation album
317
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,240
that's trying to sell,
318
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,120
and they're gonna try
to get Wayne
319
00:13:49,139 --> 00:13:51,009
to sing different types of
songs that they're gonna make
for him.
320
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:52,259
Try to trick him up.
321
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,259
What we need from
the audience is something you
look for in the yellow pages.
322
00:13:54,279 --> 00:13:55,250
[man from audience]
Exterminator.
323
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,210
[woman from audience]
Taxi.
324
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,230
[Drew] Exterminator.
325
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,200
[woman 2] Dog groomer.
326
00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,230
Exterminator.
327
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,169
So the album is...
328
00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:05,019
Songs of the exterminator.
Good luck, Wayne.
329
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,200
We'll be back to our
nature documentary,
330
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,230
Baggy, the Anorexic Elephant,
in just a second.
331
00:14:13,149 --> 00:14:14,120
You know...
332
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,250
-Hey Colin.
-Yes, Ryan.
333
00:14:21,269 --> 00:14:24,159
Question. Is this CD set
safe for the kids?
334
00:14:24,179 --> 00:14:25,129
Answer.
335
00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:27,019
Yes, it is. And not only that,
336
00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:28,200
it's cholesterol free.
337
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:33,100
All right, moving right along.
338
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:37,279
we put together 60 songs
on a two CD set about
the exterminator.
339
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,179
That's right. We have more hits
than Dodgers opponents.
340
00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:46,159
We're gonna start off with
one of our
favorite rockabillies
341
00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:49,029
The Stray Cats,
"Ooh, a Spider."
342
00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:50,200
[music playing]
343
00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:55,019
♪ Hey ♪
344
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:59,289
♪ Well, I just moved into a
house just the other day ♪
345
00:15:01,179 --> 00:15:04,230
♪ When I saw an arachnid come
in on my way ♪
346
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,129
♪ That thing was big that
I could ride her ♪
347
00:15:09,149 --> 00:15:11,139
♪ Oh my God,
it's a spider ♪
348
00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:12,259
♪ Come on, little spider ♪
349
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,159
♪ Why don't you make
your web? ♪
350
00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:17,200
♪ Oh, little spider ♪
351
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,159
♪ You have got eight legs ♪
352
00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:23,100
♪ Oh spider, don't you see? ♪
353
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,289
♪ Help me ♪
354
00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,019
[audience applauding]
355
00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:36,090
You know the range of artists
on this CD set is incredible.
356
00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:40,009
I think one of my favorites
would be the great
Eartha Kitt hit,
357
00:15:40,029 --> 00:15:41,019
Kitt hit?
358
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:42,009
[laughing]
359
00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:46,129
The great Eartha Kitt hit.
360
00:15:46,149 --> 00:15:47,159
"You Go Under the House".
361
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,049
[music playing]
362
00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:57,240
♪ Rrrr... Darling ♪
363
00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:06,039
♪ I've just moved in to
a new place ♪
364
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:14,120
♪ But under the house is a
place I can't face... ♪
365
00:16:14,279 --> 00:16:15,200
[roars]
366
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,200
♪ You need to... ♪
367
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:21,080
♪ Find some Raid on the shelf ♪
368
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,139
♪ And go under the house ♪
369
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,149
♪ Your own damn self ♪
370
00:16:27,169 --> 00:16:31,179
♪ Under the house... ♪
371
00:16:33,139 --> 00:16:37,000
♪ Under the house cause
I'm afraid of the spiders ♪
372
00:16:37,019 --> 00:16:38,169
♪ And of the mouse ♪
373
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:41,139
[roars]
374
00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:42,090
[audience applauds]
375
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,259
Still brings a tear to
your eye, doesn't it?
376
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,100
Sure it does, those days
are gone.
377
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,049
Yeah.
378
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,009
But are they?
379
00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:58,289
-Yeah, they are.
-They are.
380
00:16:59,009 --> 00:16:59,279
But you know...
381
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:06,099
We have more hits
than you can possibly
think about.
382
00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:10,140
One of my personal favorite
artist is the wonderful artist
named Cher.
383
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,130
And although I love much of her
late stuff,
384
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:16,250
Her early stuff was the stuff
that I really, really loved.
385
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,009
It was good stuff.
386
00:17:19,049 --> 00:17:20,190
Let's not say stuff anymore.
387
00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:21,140
Okay.
388
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,160
But you remember
this great hit?
389
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,140
"Ants, Rats and Gypsy Moths"?
390
00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:33,269
[music playing]
391
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:37,269
♪ Oh ♪
392
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:42,259
♪ There somebody said,
over there ♪
393
00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:46,170
♪ I've got rodents and pests ♪
394
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,250
♪ Stalking my hair ♪
395
00:17:50,079 --> 00:17:53,269
♪ Oh Lord and please forgive
me ♪
396
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,039
♪ I need someone to save me ♪
397
00:17:56,059 --> 00:17:59,099
♪ From the ants, the roaches
and the gypsies in my hall ♪
398
00:18:00,049 --> 00:18:01,170
♪ Oh... ♪
399
00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:04,089
♪ The gypsy moths
They bite my feet ♪
400
00:18:05,029 --> 00:18:05,259
♪ Oh-ho ♪
401
00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:10,180
♪ And the ants,
They move to this beat ♪
402
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,000
♪ Oh ♪
403
00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:14,250
♪ Little mole in a hole
and a vole ♪
404
00:18:14,269 --> 00:18:17,170
♪ Gypsy moth
in the local area ♪
405
00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:20,130
♪ Oh Lord I love the
gypsy moths ♪
406
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:22,289
♪ Oh Lord ♪
407
00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:23,240
[audience applauding]
408
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,250
Don't go away,
we'll be right back
409
00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:32,089
to more
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
410
00:18:32,109 --> 00:18:33,180
Find out who the winner is,
don't go anywhere.
411
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:43,180
Hey, welcome back to
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
412
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,049
Tonight's winner, by some
strange reason, is Greg Proops.
413
00:18:47,069 --> 00:18:48,160
I don't know it happened,
but there he is.
414
00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:53,269
What we're gonna do with
the rest of the second part is
415
00:18:53,289 --> 00:18:56,009
we're going to be doing
a hoedown for you.
416
00:18:56,029 --> 00:18:58,009
A big old hoedown with our
Laura Hall on the piano.
417
00:19:01,029 --> 00:19:03,000
What I need from
the audience...
418
00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:06,140
One of you guys... I need
a suggestion of a group of
people that you hate.
419
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,089
[indistinct shouting]
420
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,140
Village People. Village People.
421
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,210
Let's do the...
422
00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,230
Village People hoedown.
423
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,190
Village People.
424
00:19:15,089 --> 00:19:16,039
[music playing]
425
00:19:17,109 --> 00:19:19,200
[audience clapping]
426
00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:24,069
♪ I love the Village People ♪
427
00:19:24,089 --> 00:19:25,289
♪ Now please don't get
me wrong ♪
428
00:19:26,009 --> 00:19:27,240
♪ I love Y.M.C.A ♪
429
00:19:27,259 --> 00:19:29,259
♪ Girl, that's my song ♪
430
00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:33,130
♪ But you see in San Francisco,
is where they belong ♪
431
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:37,009
♪ And all the Village People
inspired me to wear my thong ♪
432
00:19:43,079 --> 00:19:44,240
[whistling]
433
00:19:44,259 --> 00:19:48,130
♪ I love the Village People,
they give me confidence ♪
434
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:50,079
♪ Even though I'm
not too bright ♪
435
00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:51,279
♪ I am rather dense ♪
436
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,200
♪ I have a fat white body
and I don't have a tan ♪
437
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:59,019
♪ But when I put on
leather pants
I am a macho man ♪
438
00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:01,009
[audience cheering]
439
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,009
[whoops]
440
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,259
♪ About the Village People,
I have lot of facts ♪
441
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:18,089
♪ Did you know they made
a movie? Yes they acts ♪
442
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:22,059
♪ It's really is
quite wonderful,
I can't believe my eyes ♪
443
00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:25,160
♪ If you laid them end to end,
I wouldn't be surprised ♪
444
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,180
[laughs]
445
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:37,079
♪ I don't like
the Village People,
I think they're kind of rude ♪
446
00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:41,019
♪ Don't you know their lyrics
can be kind of crude ♪
447
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,109
♪ When it's on my stereo
I always hit the mute ♪
448
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:48,039
♪ But I'll have to admit
the Indian's kind of cute ♪
449
00:20:53,029 --> 00:20:56,079
Hey, we'll be right back to
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Don't go anywhere.
450
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,230
Hey welcome back to
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
451
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:05,269
For you on the show
tonight, Ryan and Greg
read the credits.
452
00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:07,180
I want you to read
the credits
453
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,130
like, uh, two frat boys
spending spring break
at a crowded beach.
454
00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:11,289
So, go ahead and start.
455
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,109
Good night everybody, we'll see
you next time on Whose Line.
456
00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:14,059
[audience applauding]
457
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,180
-Dan Patterson, right?
-Yeah.
458
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:21,140
[both] Oh, man.
459
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,089
Tom Park's there.
460
00:21:23,059 --> 00:21:24,009
-Drew Carey.
-Oh.
461
00:21:24,029 --> 00:21:25,059
Hello. Oh, yeah.
462
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:26,240
Hello!
463
00:21:26,259 --> 00:21:28,130
That's martini she's
knocking back there, huh?
464
00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:29,279
Keith Richmond's
wearing a thong.
465
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,039
-That's nice to see.
-It sure is.
466
00:21:32,009 --> 00:21:33,059
How about Stacy Gale?
467
00:21:33,079 --> 00:21:34,180
She's got a little
sand in her face,
468
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,180
and you can't beat that,
know what I mean?
469
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,130
[laughs]
470
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:41,039
Alpha, gamma, phi.
471
00:21:41,059 --> 00:21:43,039
Dude, dude, get up.
472
00:21:43,059 --> 00:21:44,259
Dude, the show is over.
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