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On tonight's show,
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he's cuckoo for coco puffs,
Brad Sherwood!
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He stays crunchy, even in milk,
Wayne Brady!
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He's magically delicious,
Colin Mochrie!
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And he's got two scoops
of raisins in his pants,
Ryan Stiles!
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I'm the host Drew Carey!
Come on down,
let's have some fun!
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[audience cheering]
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Hello! Good evening!
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Hello, everybody!
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Welcome to
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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The show
where everything's made up
and the points don't matter.
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That's right.
The points don't mean a thing.
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If you've never seen
the show before,
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what happens
is these four performers
are gonna come out,
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they're gonna
make everything up,
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right off the top
of their heads,
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all based on suggestions
from the audience
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and based
on what's on these cards here.
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They've never
seen the suggestions
on these cards before,
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they don't know what they are.
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And, uh,
everything's gonna be made up.
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And then I give them points.
I don't know, it's just a gag
to tie the show together.
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Doesn't mean anything,
it's like, you know,
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the warning
on a pack of cigarettes.
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[audience laughing]
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And... [laughs]
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The winner gets to do
a little something special
with me for ya.
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[audience exclaiming]
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What we do is we take
that little special something
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and sell it on the internet
if you can prove you're over 18
with a credit card.
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So, let's get started.
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Our first game is called
Weird Newscasters.
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This is for all four of you.
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Brad, you're gonna be
the anchor man of the show.
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And, uh... [laughs]
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Everybody else
is gonna help you out.
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Colin, you're gonna be
the co-anchor.
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You're a 1920s gangster
under fire in a getaway car.
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Wayne, you're doing the sports.
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You are in love
with the camera operator.
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[audience exclaiming, cheering]
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Oh, it's gonna be
so hard to decide.
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They're all so good-looking,
but, you know.
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[laughs] Good luck.
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And, Ryan,
you're doing the weather.
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You're trying to keep
a leaking dam from bursting,
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if you know what I'm saying.
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[laughs hysterically]
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If you know what I mean.
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So, Brad,
whenever you hear the music,
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go ahead and start the news.
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[news channel music playing]
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Good evening and welcome
to the six o'clock news.
I'm Clyde Strudlepants.
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Well, the heat wave
in Antarctica continues
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and people are shaving penguins
left and right.
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We don't know
when it's going to stop
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but now this story has stopped.
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And I must pass over
the news desk
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to my good friend
Desmond Pettibone the third.
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I ain't sayin' nothing, see.
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Nothin' at all.
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Damn it! The cops!
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[imitates machine gun]
You'll never take me,
you lousy coppers!
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[laughs maniacally]
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Back to you,
you dirty lousy punk.
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[audience laughing, clapping]
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Thank you
for that scintillating report.
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Well, it's been
an exciting day in sports.
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So let's find out
all the scores
with Hardwood Paneling.
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-Hardwood?
-[Drew laughs]
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[audience laughing]
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Folks, it's been a great day
in sports
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and if I say so,
I look great myself
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because someone knows
my good side.
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[Drew laughs]
[audience laughing]
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So,
the Raiders are in the news.
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[whispers] No, I can't.
I'm doing sports.
I'm doing sports.
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Where you looking at?
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You keep that camera on me.
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No, no, no, you get this right.
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You love me, I love you.
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Oh, really? Uh...
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I can go out and find myself
a hand-held camera operator.
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I don't need you.
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Let me tell you something,
all right?
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I've been doing
the sports forecast
for 15 years!
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I'm the best thing
that ever happened to you!
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You know what you were
before you met me?
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You were doing
little infomercials
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on Santa Monica beach
with a fat dude
wearing blue blockers!
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-Come inside, you sucker.
-[audience laughing]
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Don't hide from...
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[audience laughing]
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[audience cheering]
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This just in.
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Tomorrow we will have
a new sportscaster.
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[audience laughing]
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And now,
I think we better find out
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what's going on
with the weather
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'cause it is hot
as blazes out there.
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Let's check the weather desk
with Harry Showerdrain. Harry?
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-Hello!
-[Drew laughs]
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Welcome to the hidey-ho
and a hidey-hi-ho, to you!
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A little hello
to all my friends out there
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in Pomona. Sorry
you have to live there.
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-Well,
we've got some beautiful...
-[audience laughing]
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Some beautiful weather in store
for the weekend.
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We've got sun popping up
all over the place as you can--
Oh...
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Oh, my...
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Well,
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the sun will keep going
till the end of the weekend--
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Oh...
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Sun, sun, sun,
all through the week...
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[audience laughing]
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Oh, no, she's gonna blow!
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She's gonna blow!
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[screams]
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[audience laughing]
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This just in,
tomorrow we will have
another weatherman as well.
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That's all the time we have
for the six o'clock news.
Goodnight.
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[audience cheering]
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Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
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A thousand union points
to Larry, the camera operator.
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Never saw the guy
move like that.
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[audience cheering]
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I never saw a union guy
move so fast.
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[audience laughing]
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Man! It was like...
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It was like someone
called lunch or something
and you were just...
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[audience laughing]
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Excellent.
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[laughs] Let's go on
to a game called Duet
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for Brad and Wayne.
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Brad and Wayne with help
from Laura Hall on piano
and Linda Taylor on guitar.
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-[audience cheering]
-[Drew] Why don't you
come over to...
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you? What's your name?
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Michelle. What do you do
for a living, Michelle?
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I'm a writer-slash-mom.
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A writer-slash-mom.
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That's okay. Come on down here.
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[audience cheering]
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How about we
give it up for Michelle.
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Just go on down
and say hi to Wayne and Brad.
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Michelle's a writer-mom.
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She's a mom who likes to write.
Her name is Michelle.
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You're gonna sing a song
to her like the Gipsy Kings.
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If you're not familiar
with the Gipsy Kings,
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we're big fans of them,
it's kind of like
Spanish gypsy music.
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That's a very good way
to put it.
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Let's go sing
a Gipsy Kings type song
to Michelle
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who is a mom and a writer.
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-[upbeat music playing]
-[laughing in sing-song]
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♪ My darling ♪
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♪ Just listen to me ♪
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♪ I'm a believer ♪
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♪ Michelle is an overachiever ♪
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♪ I look at you ♪
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♪ And I think
That you're the bomb ♪
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♪ Not one job, two
You're a writer-slash-mom ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Oh, Michelle ♪
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♪ You are a sexy girl to me ♪
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♪ And I would like to spend
With you eternity ♪
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[Wayne whooping]
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♪ I would like to with you
Do something so rash ♪
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♪ 'Cause you are a writer mom
With a slash ♪
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[both]
♪ With a slash ♪
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♪ With a slash ♪
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♪ She's a writer mom
With a slash ♪
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♪ With a slash ♪
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♪ With a slash ♪
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♪ She's a writer mom
With a slash ♪
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-[whoops]
-[audience cheering]
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[Drew] Thank you, Michelle.
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If you'd like to have a seat.
Thank you, Michelle.
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[audience applauding]
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I wish my mom
had been a writer.
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And I'll give you 10--
9,000 points.
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Well, 1,000 points for taxes.
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Let's go on to a game
called Newsflash.
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This is for Brad,
Ryan and Colin.
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Ryan and Brad are two anchors
in a studio.
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Colin is a field reporter,
out in the field.
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And, as you can see,
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he's in front
of a screen there,
we call it a green screen.
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He can't see--
Turn around and look at that.
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He can't see anything
that's on there at all.
It's just green to him.
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It's always
going to look green to him.
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But, we can put
an image on this green screen
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that you can see at home
but he can't see,
all he sees is green.
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He has to try to guess
what's going on behind him
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based on hints
that Brad and Ryan
will eventually give him.
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So, Ryan and Brad.
Off to Ryan and Brad
in the studio.
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So the elephant says,
"You should see the monkey."
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We interrupt this program
for a special news bulletin.
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That's right.
We have Colin Mochrie
out in the field
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at the site of a very important
goings-on.
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Colin, could you please
tell us
what is, in fact, going on?
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Well, uh...
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As you say,
"A picture is worth
a thousand words."
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And this has to be worth
at least a million.
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[Ryan] Colin, are you taking
any sort of safety precautions?
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Yes.
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I painted all my under shirts
with led paint.
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That may offer me
a little bit of protection.
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[Brad] You seem to be
in over your head, Colin.
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Colin, I think
you should watch out.
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Thanks for the advice, Brad,
I will certainly watch out.
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[audience laughing]
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Did you see that?
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[audience cheering]
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I'm sorry,
it's very hard for me
to remain professional.
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Colin, I'm fearing
for the cameraman's life.
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Is Gill okay?
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Who... Who the hell cares?
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I'm the on-camera talent.
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I think he'll be fine.
He's union.
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[audience laughing]
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[Brad] We're worried about you.
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But is there any
type of debate
going on there?
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[audience laughing]
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I don't think so.
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There was debate earlier.
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Something about
an elephant and monkey joke.
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But now it seems
to have just stopped.
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[Ryan] Colin, it looks like
things could be
getting out of control.
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-Yeah!
-Has anybody called the carps?
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No, not at all.
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-[audience laughing]
-I tell you,
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I hope this is covered
by my insurance.
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I think it's an act of cod.
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[audience laughing]
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Maybe.
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Oh!
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[Brad] Now, earlier...
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[audience cheering]
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[Drew] Okay, Colin,
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can you guess where you are?
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I'm underwater
with vicious fish. Sharks!
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[audience cheering]
[buzzer sounds]
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Okay! Don't go away.
We'll be right back
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with more
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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right after this.
Stay where you are.
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Welcome back
to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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The show
where everything's made up
and the points don't matter.
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That's right, the points don't
matter. It's like the talent
portion of a beauty contest.
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00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,080
Who cares.
248
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,179
Now let's play a game called
Party Quirks.
249
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,250
This is for all four of you.
250
00:12:01,269 --> 00:12:03,179
Uh, Brad, you're gonna be
hosting a party
251
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,029
and why don't you
to come over here
so you can't see the cards
252
00:12:06,049 --> 00:12:07,159
'cause you have to guess
what's on the cards.
253
00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:09,090
Nobody's ever seen
these cards before.
254
00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:11,100
And Wayne, Colin and Ryan,
they'll be coming in
as guests to the party.
255
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,230
We'll be giving them
each a strange identity
or something to do
256
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:15,190
and Brad has to guess
what they are.
257
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,179
So I'll bring them all
in one at a time
with the doorbell.
258
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,059
Brad, whenever you're ready,
start the party.
259
00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,279
Someone scratched
my ABBA albums.
260
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,289
[doorbell rings]
261
00:12:25,009 --> 00:12:26,100
Hey! Welcome to the party.
262
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,250
Hey, dude, how you doin'?
[imitates tape in fast forward]
263
00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:31,029
Hey.
264
00:12:31,049 --> 00:12:33,049
This is some spread...
[in slow motion] you have.
265
00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:35,139
Try the cheese dip.
It's fresh.
266
00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:37,220
[distorted speech]
267
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,100
-[doorbell rings]
-Hey! Some party you got here.
268
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,230
I'll be right back.
269
00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:46,009
Hey, how you doin', Brad?
What's up? Hey--
270
00:12:46,029 --> 00:12:48,250
-Hey, nice spread
you got here, man.
-Good to see you.
271
00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:50,190
-[doorbell rings]
-Hello.
272
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:53,059
-Here's your drink.
I hope you enjoy it.
-Oh, thanks.
273
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:56,049
[audience laughing]
274
00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:57,159
Would you like some nuts?
275
00:12:57,179 --> 00:12:59,279
Oh, I have plenty of nuts
right over here on the tray.
276
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,110
-All right.
-Oh, take a load off. Relax.
277
00:13:01,129 --> 00:13:04,190
-Enjoy some snacks.
-All right.
278
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:06,220
[doorbell rings]
279
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,019
[imitating sped up speech]
280
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,149
-Hi.
-[panting excitedly]
281
00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:12,019
[laughs]
282
00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:13,129
Welcome to the party.
283
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:16,090
Welcome to the party.
284
00:13:17,019 --> 00:13:18,100
[whoops]
285
00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:22,179
Have you met Shields
and Yarnell?
286
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,289
[doorbell ringing]
287
00:13:25,009 --> 00:13:27,220
-[Drew laughs]
-[Brad] Hello!
288
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,029
[doorbell ringing]
[buzzer sounds]
289
00:13:30,049 --> 00:13:32,080
Get away! Get away! Get away!
290
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:35,039
-[buzzer sounds incessantly]
-Stop ringing my doorbell!
291
00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,090
You need some help?
292
00:13:40,149 --> 00:13:42,029
You need some...
293
00:13:42,049 --> 00:13:44,210
[audience laughing, cheering]
294
00:13:53,019 --> 00:13:54,169
[Ryan grunting]
295
00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:59,009
Man, I think I'm gonna go
to Brad's house for a party.
296
00:13:59,029 --> 00:14:01,269
[imitates doorbell]
297
00:14:01,289 --> 00:14:03,220
Are you Rerun
from What's Happening?
298
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,059
[Drew] No.
299
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,289
Rewind something...
300
00:14:07,009 --> 00:14:08,149
He keeps
rewinding back and forth.
301
00:14:08,169 --> 00:14:11,129
[buzzer sounds]
[audience cheering]
302
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,169
Whoa!
303
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,250
Look, you shouldn't
serve drinks here
304
00:14:17,269 --> 00:14:20,009
when they're all those
thirty people on the Titanic.
305
00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:22,139
-[audience cheering]
-That's close enough.
That's close enough.
306
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,169
[audience exclaiming]
307
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,110
Sorry.
308
00:14:36,129 --> 00:14:38,009
I forgot to put a tag on him.
309
00:14:38,029 --> 00:14:39,259
Come on, come on, come on.
310
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:42,039
That's a good boy.
That's a good boy.
311
00:14:42,059 --> 00:14:44,049
That's a...
What did you do on the floor?
312
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:46,039
What did you do?
313
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,279
Come here. What did you do?
314
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,009
What did you do?
315
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:53,220
Bad boy! Bad boy!
316
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,019
[growls]
317
00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:58,100
[screams]
318
00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:00,129
[buzzer sounds]
319
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,210
Thank you very much.
320
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:04,039
He's a dog. [mumbles]
321
00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:07,100
Was anybody else turned on
322
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,230
by the thought
323
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,259
of Brad Sherwood
grabbing you
by the scruff of the neck
324
00:15:10,279 --> 00:15:13,100
and yelling,
"Bad boy, bad boy."
325
00:15:14,139 --> 00:15:17,059
-Drew, Drew, wake up!
-[Drew] Oh, sorry.
326
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,000
Talking in my sleep. Excuse me.
327
00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:21,049
You always talk in your sleep.
328
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:25,039
-[Drew] Huh.
-[audience cheering]
329
00:15:25,059 --> 00:15:26,230
[laughs]
330
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:29,090
Now, let's go on to a game
called Scenes from a Hat.
331
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:30,279
This is for everybody,
Scenes from a Hat.
332
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,100
Now I have a little hat here.
333
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,259
And what we do before the show
334
00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:35,289
is we ask the audience
to write some suggestions
down for us.
335
00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:37,110
And what we do,
336
00:15:37,129 --> 00:15:38,039
we take some
of these suggestions,
the good ones,
337
00:15:38,059 --> 00:15:39,129
and we put em' in a hat.
338
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:41,220
Toss the suggestions around.
339
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,179
I'm gonna read them out
and see how many
they can perform.
340
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,049
Let's start out with
341
00:15:46,049 --> 00:15:48,070
"Rejected theme songs..."
Oh, jeez.
342
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,149
"Rejected theme songs
from the movie Titanic."
343
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,149
♪ I love the taste
Of salt water ♪
344
00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:57,269
♪ Filling my lungs ♪
345
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,230
[buzzer sounds]
346
00:16:01,139 --> 00:16:04,029
♪ Corpses bobbing in the sea ♪
347
00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:05,279
♪ Ha ha ha ha
Hee hee hee ♪
348
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,059
[buzzer sounds]
349
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,230
[all laughing]
350
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:14,070
"Presidential slogans
that will not get you elected."
351
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,149
I love booty.
352
00:16:20,019 --> 00:16:21,159
I do. Thank you.
353
00:16:21,179 --> 00:16:24,019
[audience cheering]
354
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,230
I got this tattoo in Da Nang.
355
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:31,139
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
356
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,090
I stand today at this podium...
357
00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:35,210
[shudders]
358
00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:38,120
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
359
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,100
I'm Jesse Jackson.
360
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,059
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
361
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,029
Okay,
"losing science fair projects."
362
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:56,019
Dumb people say that rodents
are flammable.
363
00:16:56,039 --> 00:16:57,100
Well...
364
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,070
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
365
00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:05,069
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
366
00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:10,140
[Drew] All right.
367
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,190
"Celebrity endorsements
doomed to fail."
368
00:17:17,059 --> 00:17:19,210
I'm Bette Davis
for anti-ageing cream.
369
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:22,079
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
370
00:17:26,049 --> 00:17:28,180
I'm Mike Tyson
for Encyclopedia Britannica.
371
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,089
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
372
00:17:36,059 --> 00:17:38,099
I forgot
what the hell I was sellin'.
373
00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:41,180
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
374
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,140
Hi, I'm Colin Mochrie
for Rogaine.
375
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,039
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
376
00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:53,069
"Drill sergeant pickup lines."
377
00:17:53,089 --> 00:17:54,259
"Drill sergeant pickup lines."
378
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,220
Boy! You ever touched a rifle?
379
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,289
No.
380
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,259
Want to?
381
00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:06,220
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
382
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,220
I just want to stand here
and stare at my privates.
383
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,119
[audience laughing]
[buzzer sounds]
384
00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:20,230
We've gotta go to a commercial.
We'll be right back
385
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,009
with more
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
386
00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:27,019
[audience cheering]
387
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,289
Hey! Welcome back
to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
388
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:32,259
Tonight's winner, Wayne Brady.
Wayne Brady's gonna be
the winner.
389
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:35,079
[audience cheering]
390
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:38,099
Because Wayne is the winner,
391
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:39,200
the rest of us
are going to punished
392
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,029
by having to do
our favorite game,
393
00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:42,119
Hoedown!
394
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:43,210
Yeah!
395
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:46,019
-[whoops]
-[audience cheering]
396
00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:47,160
So, what we need
from the audience
397
00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:50,089
is a suggestion of a vice.
Something you think is a vice.
398
00:18:50,109 --> 00:18:52,279
[audience
shouting out suggestions]
399
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:55,019
Drinking.
400
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:57,039
We'll do the drinking hoedown.
401
00:18:57,059 --> 00:18:58,200
So whenever you're ready,
the drinking hoedown.
402
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,089
Of course, Laura Hall
on the piano
is gonna take us away.
403
00:19:00,109 --> 00:19:02,119
-Go ahead, Laura.
-[audience cheering]
404
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:05,220
[jolly music playing]
405
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:09,200
[audience clapping]
406
00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:13,109
♪ I can't find my car keys
'Cause I'm so full of booze ♪
407
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:16,269
♪ I smell just like vodka
I just threw up on my shoes ♪
408
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:20,150
♪ I don't even know
Where I put my pants ♪
409
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,029
♪ So I'm just gonna wear
A lampshade ♪
410
00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:23,279
♪ And run around and dance ♪
411
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,170
[audience cheering]
412
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:33,180
♪ Well, thinking of songs
In a hoedown ♪
413
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,130
♪ Puts me to the test ♪
414
00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:37,130
♪ And to tell you
Really frankly ♪
415
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:39,019
♪ I'm not at my best ♪
416
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,160
♪ I'd do better ♪
417
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,160
♪ I could really think ♪
418
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,069
♪ But ABC ♪
419
00:19:44,089 --> 00:19:46,049
♪ Well
They don't let me drink ♪
420
00:19:46,069 --> 00:19:48,160
[audience cheering]
421
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:59,130
♪ The other day
While playing golf ♪
422
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:01,099
♪ I had a lot to drink ♪
423
00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:04,210
♪ As I reached the first tee
I could barely think ♪
424
00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:06,240
♪ I hit the ball really hard ♪
425
00:20:06,259 --> 00:20:08,130
♪ The guy is barely alive ♪
426
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:10,049
♪ Which this goes to prove ♪
427
00:20:10,069 --> 00:20:12,009
♪ If you drink, don't drive ♪
428
00:20:12,029 --> 00:20:15,029
[audience cheering]
429
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:23,180
♪ I got naked in a bar
I took off all my clothes ♪
430
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:27,059
♪ How I ever got that drunk
Nobody knows ♪
431
00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:29,039
♪ I passed out naked
On the bar ♪
432
00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:30,190
♪ I only had a sip ♪
433
00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:32,150
♪ The waitress
Came to clean up ♪
434
00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:35,000
♪ And I said, "Keep the tip" ♪
435
00:20:35,019 --> 00:20:37,269
[all]
♪ Said keep the tip ♪
436
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,079
Thank you very much.
437
00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:42,210
We'll be right back for more
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
438
00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:44,029
right after this.
Don't go anywhere.
439
00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:54,069
Hey! Welcome back
to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
440
00:20:54,089 --> 00:20:55,250
Uh, tonight,
441
00:20:55,269 --> 00:20:57,220
to read the credits
is Brad and Ryan,
442
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,279
and Brad and Ryan,
you're gonna read the credits
443
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,029
as Deep South hog callers
callin' in your pigs.
444
00:21:02,049 --> 00:21:04,230
So, goodnight, everyone
and thanks for watching.
We'll see you next time.
445
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,240
[yodeling] Mark Leveson!
446
00:21:08,259 --> 00:21:11,019
Drew Carey, Carey, Carey!
447
00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:13,049
Jimmy Mulville! Hoo-hoo!
448
00:21:13,069 --> 00:21:14,230
Bruce Gowers!
449
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,069
[both whooping]
450
00:21:18,019 --> 00:21:19,240
Kieran Healy!
451
00:21:19,259 --> 00:21:20,279
Oh, Steven Blum!
452
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,109
Lionel Max Pasamonte!
453
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,269
Stacy Gale!
454
00:21:25,289 --> 00:21:27,109
Delia Frankel!
455
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:29,039
[whooping]
456
00:21:32,099 --> 00:21:33,190
[yelling indistinctly]
457
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:37,009
[audience cheering]
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