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[British Interviewer]
The Nests of Netherfield films
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have made you a star.
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Uh, all the roles I play
are of rather big blokes
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so being a big bloke myself
does help me get into character
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[British Interviewer]
Jolly good.
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[knock on door]
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Bertie!
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Wow, itâs so weird living apart.
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Itâs only been a day
but I feel like
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I havenât seen you in forever.
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I know, youâre like
a stranger to me!
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Yeah, itâs the mustache.
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[soft music]
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[rustles]
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[Feather screams]
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Lookin... good!
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Notice anything different
about me?
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[soft music]
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Oooh, very nice!
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Huh. It looks so...
Bertified in here!
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Yeah, I got carried away.
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I figured while
Iâm staying here,
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I should make it more comfy.
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Iâm sure Tuca loves it.
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Oh, Tuca actually
hasnât been here
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or really talked to me
in three weeks.
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Weâve only texted a few times.
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Whoa, thatâs weird.
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She hasnât even dropped by?
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Ever since we got back from
our trip, sheâs been at Karaâs.
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âUh...
âUm...
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âSheâs busy!
âUh...
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âLetâs change the subject, okay?
âBertie?
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Look, I, I did an app that
smushes our faces together
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to show what our baby
would look like!
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Aw, our child, Little Berkle.
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[screeches]
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Or Spertie.
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Oh, god!
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Thatâs an ugly baby, Bertie!
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Weâre gonna have an ugly baby?
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No, I donât want an ugly baby!
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âȘ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie
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âȘ Bertie & Tuca
And Tuca & Bertie âȘ
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âȘ Tuca & Bertie
[vocalizes]
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[crowd cheers]
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ââȘ Tuca
ââȘ Bertie
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[Tuca and Bertie vocalizing]
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[vocalizing continues]
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[upbeat music]
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[toilet flushes]
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Uh, where am I?
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[exclaims, sighs]
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[thuds]
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[rattles]
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[panting]
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[clanking]
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Eep! Ouch! Crud!
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Iâm so glad Bertie gave us space
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so our relationship could
develop in a healthy way.
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Itâs totally normal that
I havenât even met Bertie,
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even though sheâs
your best friend!
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What the hell is...
[pained groan]
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Kara! No!
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Bertie! Why couldnât you let me
have a love of my own?
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[Bertie] Iâm sorry!
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[ball thudding]
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[clanks]
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Why am I a part of this?
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You annoy me and my subconscious
is conflating things!
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[gasps]
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[rustling]
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[light switch turns off]
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[Speckle] No peeking!
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I wonât! This feels so naughty!
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[in sultry voice]
Hm. Iâm into it.
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[in deep, scary voice]
Like really into it!
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Whoa, this place is adorable.
Wait!
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Are we meeting classy
fancy people?
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Oh, Iâm not prepared!
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I need two weeks notice!
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What? No.
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Conversation topics!
Uh, the arts!
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âUm...
â"Did you see show?" Politics!
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âBertie?
â"What is a deficit?"
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âJazz!
âUh...
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"I like trumpet!"
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âȘ Dooby dooby doo wahhh!
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What? Um... No!
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This is our house
that Iâve been fixing up
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for the better part of a year?
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Come on, Iâll give you a tour.
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â[gasps]
â[chimes]
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It is the prettiest doorknob.
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I tried to make this a home
weâd both enjoy.
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The kitchen has two ovens
for your baking
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and Iâve set up
my drafting table
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in this corner.
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So I can watch you bake.
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And best of all...
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We both have our own sinks
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and this whole bathroom
is soundproof!
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[chuckles]
See?
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âDid you hear that?
âNo.
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Good. Iâm, Iâm glad.
For no reason.
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âCause it wasnât that bad.
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Itâs definitely didnât sound
like a duck opening a door
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for a bigger, louder,
wetter duck.
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I love this house.
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How did you pay
for all these renovations?
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I took out
a predatory bank loan.
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I donât wanna talk about it.
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Thereâs still some
finishing touches to do
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but itâll be done in a few days
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and then you can move in!
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Will you be ready
to leave Tucaâs?
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Yeah, totally!
[sighs]
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Iâm cramping Tucaâs style
anyway.
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Hmm. That doesnât sound
like Tuca.
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She loves being cramped by you.
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And having cramps. All kinds.
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Menstrual, stress, big burrito.
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Howâs she supposed
to bring Kara home
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with me hanging around
like Tucaâs weird guardian?
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[in deep voice]
Hello, Iâll just sit here
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and watch you tongueâkiss.
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I mean, maybe the new girlfriend
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will change your dynamic
a little,
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âbut, you know, youâre stillââ
âNah.
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The one thing I know about Tuca
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is that sheâll always
be the same.
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She needed space.
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I gave her that.
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Everythingâs okay!
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[crying]
Nothingâs okay!
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I think Tucaâs done
being my friend!
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Itâs been three weeks
since we talked!
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But, well, sheâs just distracted
by her new relationship, right?
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This is normal?
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Hmm, thatâs a toughie.
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Magic Therapist Ball says,
"Letâs unpack that."
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I havenât even met
her new girlfriend yet!
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Isnât that weird?
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Why donât you call her?
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She might need you
as much as you need her.
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I canât. I, I canât be
the reason
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it doesnât work out
with Kara. Augh!
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But, see, tomorrow
is the annual Bird Town carnival
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and we usually go together
every year!
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So ask her to go!
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Itâs a tradition so it wonât
feel so out of the blue.
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I guess I could.
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Oh, Iâm scared.
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What if she doesnât like me
or wanna be my friend anymore?
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[sloshing]
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"Nobody hates you, you just need
to drink more water,
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get eight hours of sleep,
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and invite your best friend
to the carnival."
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Okay. Youâre right.
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Everything is fine.
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[keypad clicking]
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[phone chimes]
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[beeps]
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Huh, based on your frequent,
detailed stories about Tuca,
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thatâs not what I expected.
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But, hey, she said yes!
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Letâs run with that!
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Yeah. Okay.
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[carnival music]
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Ohâohâwhoo!
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Iâve been looking forward
to this all year.
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[whispers]
I love the prizes.
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Yeah, me too.
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I hope it doesnât start
to rain too hard.
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âYou okay?
âIâm great!
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[screeches]
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Okay, fine! Iâm anxious as hell.
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Iâve never been nervous
to see Tuca before.
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Well, I mean, itâs only 4:15.
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Tucaâs probably
another hour away.
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Oh, wow, there she is!
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Wearing... pants?
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[foreboding music]
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âUh...
âAre you gonna say hi?
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Um... Iâm shy.
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Bertie. Speckle.
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Itâs a pleasure to see you both.
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Never not a privilege.
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Tuca... youâre early!
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Kara says being early is on time
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and being on time is late.
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Oh, right.
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Weird.
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Well! Iâm gonna go
get the tickets.
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Bye!
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So, what have you been up to?
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Well, we did some bar trivia
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with Karaâs coâworkers
last night.
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They know the names
of all the bones.
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Sure. Yeah. That...
thatâs sweet.
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Three tickets, please!
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No need for that.
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All tickets for rides and games
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can be purchased and scanned
in our new Moss App!
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Well, then whatâs this line for?
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This is the umbrella line.
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Rain protection courtesy
of community champion,
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carnival sponsor,
and your landlord,
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Moss!
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[grand music]
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You know, itâs pretty ironic
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Moss is sponsoring an event
like this
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when it just evicted
half our building.
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It would be ironic
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if Moss understood irony
but it doesnât.
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Because itâs moss!
[laughs]
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And this is popcorn! Enjoy!
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[carnival music]
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I hate this stupid Moss!
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Whyâs it gotta get
its slimy slippery mossy self
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all over everything good?
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Yes, well, things change.
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Are we going to complain
about it
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or are we going to download
the Moss app?
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[zipper unzips]
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Hey, look at all those pins!
Cute!
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Yes. Theyâre from Kara.
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She gives me a pin every time
we have a disagreement.
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Uh... well, like, how many
"disagreements" have you had?
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A regular amount.
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[indistinct screaming]
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Oh, look, Tuca,
itâs the Gut Scrambler!
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Maybe youâll beat
last yearâs record
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for how much you can barf
after riding it!
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Iâll go get the hot dogs!
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Iâve got the garbage bag!
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Are you ready for this?
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Maybe this time I wonât cry!
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Hmm, I donât wanna get any
stains on my new shirt.
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Letâs just keep things mild
this year.
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But you hate mild.
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You donât even like mild salsa.
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You bully everyone who gets it
at the taco stand!
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Kara makes
a killer pico de gallo.
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Her secretâs adding
a little lime juice.
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[whispers]
Everyone uses lime juice!
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[exclaiming cheerfully]
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Whoâs ready
for delicious hot dogs
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followed by some not
so delicious barfing?
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Weâre not doing
the Gut Scrambler.
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Donât worry, boys.
Iâll do right by you.
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[gulping]
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[light music]
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Step right up, step right up
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if you wanna toss balls
into fish, or whatever.
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Wanna play ball toss?
Itâs stainâfree!
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Yes, Iâd enjoy that.
258
00:09:42,558 --> 00:09:45,088
The fish are hungry for balls
and they must be fed.
259
00:09:45,194 --> 00:09:47,294
Yay! We can do our
yearly tradition
260
00:09:47,396 --> 00:09:49,906
where I win a game
and give you the prize.
261
00:09:49,999 --> 00:09:51,999
I do like that flirty frog.
262
00:09:52,101 --> 00:09:54,631
[Tuca] And the panda
in the Hawaiian shirt.
263
00:09:54,737 --> 00:09:55,747
Ooh!
264
00:09:55,838 --> 00:09:57,468
Oooh!
265
00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:58,903
Cool flamingo!
266
00:09:59,008 --> 00:10:00,938
I want her! I want her!
267
00:10:01,043 --> 00:10:02,413
Flamingo it is!
268
00:10:02,512 --> 00:10:03,882
[beeps]
269
00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,140
[Kara] Room for one more?
270
00:10:05,248 --> 00:10:06,988
â[beeps]
âKara! You made it!
271
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,483
You wanted me to.
272
00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:09,384
Here, I got you this.
273
00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,485
[Kara] It matches your
new outfit!
274
00:10:11,921 --> 00:10:13,221
I love it.
275
00:10:15,158 --> 00:10:17,098
Oh, my god! This is Kara?
276
00:10:17,193 --> 00:10:19,033
Uh, Iâm so excited to meet you.
277
00:10:19,128 --> 00:10:21,288
I mean, hey, what up?
278
00:10:21,397 --> 00:10:22,507
[chuckles]
You must be Bertie.
279
00:10:22,598 --> 00:10:24,758
Oh, itâs so nice
to finally meet you!
280
00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,877
Ah, I already said that!
[laughs]
281
00:10:26,969 --> 00:10:28,629
Thatâs a real red sweater.
282
00:10:28,738 --> 00:10:31,078
I guess you can spill
all the ketchup you want
283
00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:32,104
and no one will notice.
284
00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:35,648
Oh, it is covered in ketchup.
[chuckles]
285
00:10:35,745 --> 00:10:37,715
Whoo!
[laughs]
286
00:10:37,813 --> 00:10:38,843
[burps]
Carnival dog?
287
00:10:38,948 --> 00:10:40,118
No, thank you.
288
00:10:40,216 --> 00:10:43,656
Iâm a nurse, so, yâknow,
we try to only eat real food.
289
00:10:43,753 --> 00:10:46,093
Right. Yeah, yeah.
290
00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:48,889
Donât listen to her, boys.
Youâre real to me.
291
00:10:48,991 --> 00:10:50,691
[munches]
292
00:10:52,094 --> 00:10:54,234
Watch out, Bertieâs really good!
293
00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:55,630
You donât think I can take her?
294
00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:57,161
I, I didnât mean that.
295
00:10:57,266 --> 00:10:59,176
Yeah, I know. Iâm joking.
296
00:10:59,268 --> 00:11:00,728
I know I can take her!
297
00:11:00,836 --> 00:11:02,076
[awkward chuckle]
298
00:11:02,171 --> 00:11:05,341
Ready, set, toss. If you want.
299
00:11:05,441 --> 00:11:07,171
Agh! Whoo!
300
00:11:08,311 --> 00:11:09,311
Ugh.
301
00:11:09,412 --> 00:11:10,412
[grunts]
302
00:11:10,513 --> 00:11:11,543
Ah, ah, yeah!
303
00:11:11,647 --> 00:11:13,357
[singing]
304
00:11:13,449 --> 00:11:14,209
[hums]
305
00:11:14,317 --> 00:11:16,527
Tuca, youâre so offâbeat.
306
00:11:16,619 --> 00:11:17,619
Ah!
307
00:11:20,590 --> 00:11:22,190
Yes. Skills.
308
00:11:23,526 --> 00:11:24,526
Whoops!
309
00:11:25,061 --> 00:11:26,231
[gulps]
310
00:11:27,663 --> 00:11:29,503
[dinging]
311
00:11:29,599 --> 00:11:30,859
Whoo!
312
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:32,777
One flamingo, please!
313
00:11:32,868 --> 00:11:34,368
[chuckles]
Great game!
314
00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:36,470
Ah, youâre tough competition!
315
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,542
Yeah.
316
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,310
Here you go, Tuca!
317
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:42,268
Great, just what you need.
More stuff!
318
00:11:42,378 --> 00:11:44,518
Um... thanks, Bertie,
319
00:11:44,614 --> 00:11:46,514
but I donât know where
Iâd put it.
320
00:11:46,616 --> 00:11:48,086
Oh. Okay.
321
00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:49,684
Here you go, Speckle.
322
00:11:51,387 --> 00:11:52,857
â[gasps]
â[squawks]
323
00:11:52,955 --> 00:11:54,495
Spemingo.
324
00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:18,411
Hey, does Kara seem
a little, like, um...
325
00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:20,014
Is she maybe kinda...
326
00:12:20,116 --> 00:12:21,686
Oh, she fully sucks.
327
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:22,654
Right!
[groans]
328
00:12:25,187 --> 00:12:26,397
since theyâve been together.
329
00:12:26,489 --> 00:12:29,259
Three weeks go by and now
she doesnât want any hot dogs?
330
00:12:29,358 --> 00:12:32,258
Her body is like 70% hot dogs!
331
00:12:32,361 --> 00:12:34,761
I know! I had to eat
all of them myself.
332
00:12:34,864 --> 00:12:36,164
Iâm fine. Itâs fine.
333
00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:39,175
My insides wanna be outsides,
but they donât get to decide.
334
00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:40,628
Iâm the one who decides.
335
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:42,846
Iâm the one who chooses what
stays in and what goes out.
336
00:12:42,938 --> 00:12:43,838
Iâm in control.
337
00:12:48,044 --> 00:12:49,184
Aw, man.
338
00:12:49,278 --> 00:12:51,338
Okay. Fine.
339
00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:54,757
So... Kara, youâre a, a nurse...
340
00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:55,880
uh...
341
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,249
[burps]
342
00:12:58,354 --> 00:13:00,724
What kinds of
public health hazards
343
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,493
should we look out for
at, at this carnival?
344
00:13:03,592 --> 00:13:05,622
If you know... what, what kinds?
345
00:13:05,728 --> 00:13:07,498
Oh, small talk? Yeah, sure.
346
00:13:07,596 --> 00:13:09,436
Well, food safety is an issue.
347
00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:11,932
And there are dangerous microbes
on every surface.
348
00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:14,004
Uhâhuh. Tell me more.
349
00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,533
[Bertie groans]
350
00:13:15,638 --> 00:13:16,978
Bertie, what are you doing?
351
00:13:17,073 --> 00:13:18,743
I left Kara all alone out there.
352
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,271
Listen, Iâve been trying
really hard
353
00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:23,347
âto give you space, but, uh...
â[beeps]
354
00:13:23,446 --> 00:13:25,286
âSilly!
âAargh!
355
00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:27,481
I donât know
if Karaâs good for you.
356
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:28,753
Karaâs great for me.
357
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,051
If anything,
sheâs way too good for me.
358
00:13:31,153 --> 00:13:31,883
Sexy baby!
359
00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,020
Sheâs deâTucafying you.
360
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,895
Youâre barely recognizable.
361
00:13:37,993 --> 00:13:38,963
Whatâs happening?
362
00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:43,807
âSo I changed. Zombie!
â[beeps]
363
00:13:43,899 --> 00:13:44,899
[low grunt]
364
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,030
[camera shutter clicks]
365
00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:48,335
Youâre wearing pants!
366
00:13:48,437 --> 00:13:50,247
Where are your shortâshorts?
367
00:13:50,339 --> 00:13:52,139
I want my clothes
to convey followâthrough.
368
00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:55,211
Shorts are just pants that quit
before they get to the ground.
369
00:13:55,311 --> 00:13:57,311
Who thinks that? You or Kara?
370
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:58,413
[beeps]
371
00:13:58,514 --> 00:14:00,314
[camera shutter clicks]
372
00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:02,726
Look, Iâm usually too much
for people.
373
00:14:02,818 --> 00:14:05,178
So, if I can make myself
not be too much,
374
00:14:05,287 --> 00:14:07,427
then maybe Kara
will keep liking me.
375
00:14:07,523 --> 00:14:10,393
Just tell me
is she changing for you?
376
00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:12,423
Or is it all oneâsided?
377
00:14:13,496 --> 00:14:16,366
Tuca. Snap out of it.
378
00:14:16,465 --> 00:14:17,865
[resonates]
379
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:18,967
[rustles]
380
00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:22,170
[curtain rattling]
381
00:14:22,271 --> 00:14:23,701
Whatâs going on?
382
00:14:23,806 --> 00:14:25,646
Better not be talking about me!
383
00:14:26,342 --> 00:14:28,712
[light music]
384
00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:34,388
You wanna get out of here soon?
Iâm beat.
385
00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:36,683
âLetâs ride the Ferris Wheel.
â[groans]
386
00:14:36,786 --> 00:14:38,556
Itâs just one ride.
Itâll be fun.
387
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:40,494
These rides are so germây.
388
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,789
You could probably lick
the seats to vaccinate yourself.
389
00:14:42,892 --> 00:14:44,762
How do you think
Iâve never had the flu?
390
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:47,290
Girl, I donât even have
health insurance.
391
00:14:47,396 --> 00:14:49,066
Okay, fine, we can go.
392
00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:50,365
If you really want to.
393
00:14:50,466 --> 00:14:52,806
âGreat!
âEven though itâs gross.
394
00:14:54,069 --> 00:14:55,099
[croaks]
395
00:14:56,972 --> 00:14:59,172
[whirring]
396
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,015
[croaks]
397
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:02,570
Next!
398
00:15:04,313 --> 00:15:06,213
[both shriek and laugh]
399
00:15:06,315 --> 00:15:07,315
[irritated sigh]
400
00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:09,016
[cell phone buzzes]
401
00:15:09,118 --> 00:15:10,288
â[beeps]
âHello?
402
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:11,926
Oh, I have to take this.
Itâs work.
403
00:15:12,021 --> 00:15:12,991
Hello, work?
404
00:15:13,088 --> 00:15:14,318
Canât you call them back?
405
00:15:14,423 --> 00:15:15,993
It doesnât work like that.
406
00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:18,689
â[croaks]
âWhoa, whoa, chikita,
407
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:19,934
this lineâs only for couples.
408
00:15:20,029 --> 00:15:21,959
You gotta go
to the single rider line.
409
00:15:22,064 --> 00:15:22,934
Seriously?
410
00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:25,832
[chanting]
[Couples Line] Shame! Shame!
411
00:15:25,935 --> 00:15:28,505
Shame! Shame!
412
00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:31,274
Well, hello there.
413
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:32,713
Ugh.
414
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:36,508
Okay, next two saddies who came
to a carnival alone,
415
00:15:36,612 --> 00:15:37,812
step on up!
416
00:15:37,913 --> 00:15:39,083
Tucaboose!
417
00:15:39,181 --> 00:15:43,281
We freeâwheel dangleân our
dingles on this wheel or what?
418
00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:44,355
[sighs]
419
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,423
[whirring]
420
00:15:46,522 --> 00:15:47,522
Eek! Ooh!
421
00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:49,993
âIâm scared, Iâm scared...
â[laughs]
422
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,790
âOh!
âLike the view?
423
00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:54,836
Bruce, no!
424
00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:57,960
I have a girlfriend
and selfârespect.
425
00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:00,177
That wasnât what you said
three years ago
426
00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:03,469
when we last did it
on this same Ferris Wheel!
427
00:16:03,572 --> 00:16:06,772
I believe your words were,
"Pass the nachos."
428
00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:09,116
Put your shirt back on. Now.
429
00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:11,141
I like when youâre bossy.
430
00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:13,217
I bet your girly likes it too.
431
00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:14,385
Not really.
432
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:16,323
Iâm trying to tone it down
for her.
433
00:16:16,418 --> 00:16:17,378
Thatâs a shame.
434
00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:19,556
Youâre a dirty, wild,
and sexy bird.
435
00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:21,195
Blottoed or not.
436
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:22,620
She should be showing you off.
437
00:16:22,725 --> 00:16:24,665
And having a threesome with us
right now.
438
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,490
Ugh. Thatâs the last thing
sheâd ever do.
439
00:16:27,596 --> 00:16:30,666
Well, every relationship
is give and get, kiddo.
440
00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:33,006
Girly needs to meet you
in the middle.
441
00:16:33,102 --> 00:16:34,232
Or as I call it...
442
00:16:34,336 --> 00:16:35,176
the taint.
443
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,970
I wanna get off!
444
00:16:40,075 --> 00:16:41,915
At your service.
445
00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:43,984
[scraping]
446
00:16:44,079 --> 00:16:47,779
I wish I could change myself
for her and be a better man.
447
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,013
Oh, well!
448
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:52,686
Hey. A patient isnât responding
to pain meds,
449
00:16:52,788 --> 00:16:54,488
itâs a whole thing.
450
00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:56,620
It was gross, right? The ride?
451
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,095
Yeah. You were right.
It was gross.
452
00:16:59,194 --> 00:17:02,064
See, you gotta listen to me,
Iâm always right!
453
00:17:02,164 --> 00:17:03,464
[thunder rumbles]
454
00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:05,766
[rain pattering]
455
00:17:05,868 --> 00:17:07,708
Wait, hold on,
youâre breaking up.
456
00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:10,103
Itâs raining at this
ridiculous carnival.
457
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:12,345
Stop it! Donât you dare!
458
00:17:12,441 --> 00:17:13,671
Come on!
459
00:17:13,776 --> 00:17:16,086
Weâll kiss in the rain like
weâre in a romantic movie!
460
00:17:16,178 --> 00:17:17,538
Speckle! No!
461
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:19,046
Itâs too cold!
462
00:17:19,148 --> 00:17:20,258
Oh, okay!
463
00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,049
Kiss me under this heat lamp!
464
00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,079
[squawks]
465
00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:27,721
No, no, Iâm, Iâm happy to leave.
466
00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:33,393
âȘ Hoy te vi
467
00:17:33,495 --> 00:17:38,735
âȘ Sentada en la arena
468
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:45,498
âȘ Hoy te sentĂ
469
00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:50,648
âȘ Peleando en la marea
470
00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:58,224
âȘ MĂrame a la cara
Cuando me hables âȘ
471
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:03,620
âȘ Y no me digas nada
Si no quieres âȘ
472
00:18:04,526 --> 00:18:07,596
âȘ Pero no me falles, me duele
473
00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:10,536
âȘ No exagero cuando te digo
474
00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:13,603
âȘ Pero no me falles, me duele
475
00:18:13,702 --> 00:18:16,372
âȘ No exagero cuando
476
00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:21,172
âȘ No exagero cuando
477
00:18:21,276 --> 00:18:27,186
âȘ Eso que tĂș haces
478
00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:33,192
âȘ Eso que tĂș haces
479
00:18:33,288 --> 00:18:38,758
âȘ Eso que tĂș haces
480
00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:41,761
âȘ No es amor
481
00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:44,304
âȘ No es amor
482
00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:53,076
[thunder rumbling]
483
00:18:54,743 --> 00:18:56,283
What are you doing, weirdo?
484
00:18:56,378 --> 00:18:58,208
Hey. We need to talk.
485
00:18:58,313 --> 00:18:59,443
Okay.
486
00:18:59,548 --> 00:19:03,578
So... today you made it clear
you didnât wanna be here
487
00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:06,296
and didnât care about
meeting my friends.
488
00:19:06,388 --> 00:19:07,588
It hurt my feelings.
489
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:09,190
We talked about this.
490
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,121
I work all night
491
00:19:12,227 --> 00:19:13,967
Thatâs why I wanted
to stay home.
492
00:19:14,063 --> 00:19:17,703
This carnival is the one thing
Iâve wanted to do in weeks
493
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,830
and you couldnât even pretend
to enjoy it?
494
00:19:19,935 --> 00:19:21,135
So youâre mad at me
495
00:19:21,236 --> 00:19:22,736
because I think carnivals
are gross?
496
00:19:22,838 --> 00:19:23,848
Iâm a nurse!
497
00:19:23,939 --> 00:19:26,309
Oh, my god. Youâre a nurse?
498
00:19:26,408 --> 00:19:27,708
I had no idea!
499
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:28,870
Listen, I like you.
500
00:19:28,977 --> 00:19:30,687
But I canât add pressure
to my life.
501
00:19:30,779 --> 00:19:31,979
So letâs just keep things easy.
502
00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:35,881
You could move in with me,
I can buy you more clothes...
503
00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:37,954
We always follow your schedule.
504
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,593
We hang out with your friends.
505
00:19:39,688 --> 00:19:40,848
Youâre leading this dance.
506
00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:42,656
You need to meet me
in the taint!
507
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:43,728
What?
508
00:19:43,826 --> 00:19:44,866
I mean the middle!
509
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,230
Iâm not asking for much.
510
00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:49,258
Just dance to my rhythm,
once in a while.
511
00:19:49,364 --> 00:19:50,404
Okay.
512
00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:52,259
Iâve had this issue
with partners in the past.
513
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:53,537
Iâm not good at bending.
514
00:19:53,635 --> 00:19:55,505
But you mean a lot to me, Tuca,
515
00:19:55,604 --> 00:19:57,604
and I would never
wanna hurt you,
516
00:19:57,706 --> 00:20:00,246
so thank you
for being honest with me.
517
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,410
I need to go to work.
518
00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:04,481
Okay. You can call me later.
519
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,180
I will. Definitely.
520
00:20:06,281 --> 00:20:07,611
[smooches]
521
00:20:07,716 --> 00:20:09,956
[light music]
522
00:20:10,719 --> 00:20:12,779
[soft upbeat music]
523
00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:16,028
[soft upbeat music continues]
524
00:20:23,132 --> 00:20:23,902
Hey.
525
00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:25,699
Iâm making you a butt cake.
526
00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:27,871
Itâs a cake you make
after you totally butt
527
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,570
into your best friendâs
relationship.
528
00:20:29,671 --> 00:20:32,671
It better have chocolate filling
otherwise it doesnât make sense.
529
00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:34,075
It does.
530
00:20:36,678 --> 00:20:39,138
Hey, uh, are you and Kara okay?
531
00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:42,558
Yup. We had a talk
and everythingâs good!
532
00:20:42,651 --> 00:20:45,281
Oh, okay. Uh, hey, listen.
533
00:20:45,387 --> 00:20:47,727
Um, Iâm sorry
if I overstepped earlier.
534
00:20:47,823 --> 00:20:50,123
I, um, I, I saw
the cup in your bathroom.
535
00:20:50,225 --> 00:20:52,365
The one that says
Iâm keeping you alone.
536
00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:53,861
Ugh, Bertie.
537
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,162
That was just a feeling
I had once.
538
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:59,165
It doesnât mean anything.
Itâs gone.
539
00:20:59,268 --> 00:21:00,178
Itâs not gone.
540
00:21:02,337 --> 00:21:05,077
That cup wasnât about you.
Just forget it.
541
00:21:05,174 --> 00:21:07,844
You just donât seem happy.
542
00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:09,413
Of course, I am!
543
00:21:09,511 --> 00:21:10,711
Donât I look happy?
544
00:21:10,813 --> 00:21:13,483
Are these not the hands
of a happy person?
545
00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:14,982
[chimes]
546
00:21:16,218 --> 00:21:19,028
Well, do you wanna talk
about it?
547
00:21:19,121 --> 00:21:20,591
Just drop it, okay?
548
00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:21,719
Kara and I talked
549
00:21:21,824 --> 00:21:23,594
and Iâm going to move in
with her.
550
00:21:23,692 --> 00:21:26,492
Wow, okay.
551
00:21:26,595 --> 00:21:29,665
Sheâs gonna call me
right after she gets off work.
552
00:21:29,765 --> 00:21:31,565
Oh, good.
553
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,307
[Bertie] I hope she does.
554
00:21:36,038 --> 00:21:37,908
[thunder rumbles]
555
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,917
["Eso Que Tu Haces"
by Lido Pimienta playing]
556
00:21:44,947 --> 00:21:49,787
âȘ Haces, yah
557
00:21:49,885 --> 00:21:55,925
âȘ Eso que tĂș haces
558
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:59,694
âȘ Eso que tĂș haces
559
00:21:59,795 --> 00:22:02,965
âȘ Yeh, oh
560
00:22:15,244 --> 00:22:16,814
[groans]
561
00:22:16,912 --> 00:22:18,582
[grunts]
562
00:22:27,122 --> 00:22:28,892
Oh!
[exhales]
563
00:22:28,991 --> 00:22:30,291
[low groan]
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